April 30, 2026 • 14 mins
The girls today decided that they were going to dress in ways that really threw us for a loop. On one end, we have Emily who severely over dressed and even got questions about her outfit in the break room. On the other end, Sky... We know how she dresses and at this point we aren't surprised anymore but when you have to explain the joke on your shirt, then you really have a problem...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We have been so wildly distracted by the ladies outfits today.
I mean, you want to talk about a like difference
in what we're wearing today, it is fucking wild.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Well, imagine fair enough, just just switch it a little like,
Imagine if I came in here in a blazer and
button down, how.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Is it different? You guys would kill you guys.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah, But if I came in here in a blazer
and a button down, I would get made fun of
from five a m. Until I went home, and then
later in the day I would get text about how
much of a loser I am.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
And then if I came in with a bizarre sweatshirt
that nobody understands, it makes sense. I mean, yeah, we
got to break down the ladies outfits for tonight.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Yet, completely uncensored and unding filtered except for that part.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
The show's after show starts now. I walked in this
morning and did my usual pop in of Emily's studio
where I delivered something every single day, and I saw
this outfit and I went, oh, fuck, I already know
this is this is gonna be the entire show at
some point, like it's such a distraction.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Distract amount of times her blazer has been mentioned during
the show this morning.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I mean she's wearing the loafers. Yeah, that's not even
the story. The story, yeah, the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
So the mister t starter kid isn't the story, you know,
it's just we know it. Multiple bracelets, It means you
have so much.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
Gold on I like to accessorize.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Is it real gold or like thrift shop?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Look at that? Does that look real?
Speaker 7 (01:51):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
How much of your mom body?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
This is?
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Was my grandma's cass careful now, small bracelet was around
your next guy.
Speaker 8 (02:04):
It was her big, big, solid gold chain and it
was a necklace. My mom split it intwo and on
my my sister's worth birthday, gave her her bracelet. And
on my fortieth birthday, I got this bracelet.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
So the other ones are from goodwill.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
No, this isn't from goodwill.
Speaker 8 (02:17):
You know how much gold is compres So your mom
got it for you?
Speaker 6 (02:22):
No, I got these?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Oh those are the dollars not dollars?
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Okay, wow, fifteen bucks?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah we could tell. Hey, uh so, yes, Emily, I
knew she had some sort of high powered luncheons or
some ship today, a business like, you know, something official
with the boss, and.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
It always, it always comes out of fucking nowhere. It's
and then she always yells at us that she told
us about it. No one ever knows, no one ever knows.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Don't you remember that meeting today?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I don't know. I got the charity event that my
family's on the board for.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, so Emily has something today. I don't remember what
I do.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
I mean, I've already told you like three times I
told you what I used to.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Be, like like seventeen different things going on this, So
I do I want going on luncheons that's of gallas.
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (03:10):
Today is a luncheon for an organization called Vista Hill
and it's anyway that's neither here nor there.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
It's at the Marriott Marquee.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
And my whole.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
Family is involved and gets a table a mom mom
who buys my cousin. My cousin buys the table.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
So yeah, not you never never never.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Get an invite, never invite.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
She's loaded, she's partner.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
At a firm. I mean, she's she's got to going
on a piece.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Of ship, thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Nobody pays for this. It's her treats. It's like her
charitable thing that she does.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
When are you ever treating the family ever? When you mad?
When you never treat when you make when you make
burgers and they all say they're just like, give it out,
that's when you treat them.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
I've treated time. I'm generous, Thank you very much?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Can you?
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Can you?
Speaker 9 (03:58):
And so she Solazer.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Tell you you don't mess with high power.
Speaker 9 (04:03):
Bitch, fucking fire you anything.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
In the office.
Speaker 9 (04:10):
I'm done, You're so done. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (04:12):
I wouldn't wear this exact out, but to a business
meeting per se was too low cut and the shorts
and stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
The shorts throw me off. I don't I don't get.
I don't get the hole, the high low. I don't
get the high low it is.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
On top because your pants aren't hot.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I'm sure it's in style
or fashionable or whatever, because.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Blazers are a thing.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
No one's saying they aren't.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
You age coach, if.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
You came in here where, if you came in here
wearing a burk, we'd all be like, well, what's that?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
That's not right now?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
And Iran and I'm gonna wear.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
But that's your go to that's why.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Do you put a cowboy hat on? And I would go, oh,
she's going to stage.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
You know, this is a wacky And then if you
have and then if you had, and then if you
have like a bandana around your face, oh Coachella.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
There you go.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
I did wear a bandanna last weekend of course Friday night.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Why were you at Coachella?
Speaker 6 (05:08):
I wasn't at Coachella. But if and I wear heads
you fu?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Do you think I too?
Speaker 6 (05:15):
Other chicks with headscarves in the crowd?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
How old were they? So it's how old were they?
Speaker 6 (05:19):
They were like my age. Yeah, I'm wearing a headscarf
in here next week.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Get ready to know you're not.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I will do it. I will not allow the whole
show will be over.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I'm gonident.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
This outfit is a lot you. You had to recognize
that you coming in today with and then was going
to be a disaster.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Why the bun?
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Oh, because it's today.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Business business, fun business.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
I would would have preferred my hair down.
Speaker 8 (05:44):
It's really hair wash days today and I'm gonna color
my hair.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Tonight so I could wear you couldn't wear it.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
So I had to go with power bun.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Thank you, Power bun.
Speaker 9 (05:53):
Yes, I don't mean to get too personal. Are you
wearing a bra?
Speaker 5 (05:57):
No, okay, I didn't think so. I didn't think so.
Whoa Okay, you don't need to scream out I.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Did shape wear. Actually it's a body suit. Oh, I
don't need to do that.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
I feel like the CEO would wear a brass scam.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
It depends on the CEO.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Yeah, definitely and poor and the CEO would not wear
a bra.
Speaker 9 (06:20):
Yeah, very much. The type of CEO I have.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
With those with all those legs. I mean, come on, girl.
Speaker 9 (06:28):
A co worker thought you weren't wearing pants was a little.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Bit of an inappropriate comments.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I'll wear pants.
Speaker 9 (06:34):
Yeah, we pants.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I would have liked to see this outfit with heels.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Oh, I can't have bad foot feet. Actually, my right
foot real bad. That's why I can't wear heels at all.
Speaker 9 (06:45):
So you have preferred heels with this outfit.
Speaker 8 (06:48):
I would never wear heels in here anyway, because that's ridiculous.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Lu Yes, I probably black pumps would have been no ship.
You don't need to say that.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Where she took see the loafer, you don't need to
say that.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
I like and they're in style. Where show you? Where
are you gonna show show me magazine.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
You're on the cover.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
I'm not on the cover. I can tell you what's.
Speaker 7 (07:14):
Travel Devils products, Okay, and then the dichotomy of looking
over to the next of you.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
This just I don't get it.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
I've been trying to see it, figure it out all morning.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I had a five minute breakdown of this fucking sweatshirt
during the commercial break after Yeah, because I couldn't. I
can't take it anymore.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
And you got to read it and then describe what's
going on. I don't still don't get.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Bought this for her.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah, you're about to find out because it's insane. So
you just moved the microphones and cameras. No, they don't
need to see this. It's too bizarre. It is a sweatshirt,
of course, it's got bacon neck already. It's brand new,
by the way, And for.
Speaker 9 (08:06):
The record, I am wearing a bra.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
You guys, you trip if you didn't, Okay, they can
be win.
Speaker 9 (08:20):
When I'm gonna die.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I mean, it is a sentence. It's all in lowercase,
by the way, which is annoying.
Speaker 9 (08:28):
Its annoying made by like a gen zer.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Or punctuation.
Speaker 9 (08:34):
No punctuation.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
The sweatshirt reads, don't ask me what I'm doing. Probably
home renovations. Okay, weird thing to have on a sweatshirt.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Skuy loves doing that, sure, But here's.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Where it goes awry. Is then underneath the sentence there
are two faces of cats.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Now, like, this is where I'm confused. There's no cat pun.
Like when I read it, I'm thinking, what's the pun
they have to why? Why are there cats?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Are the cats saying that? Are they the ones that
are saying that?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
And like you cats do renovations.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Or homeowners like love Homer renovations. Are they cat people?
I really have no.
Speaker 8 (09:19):
Clue that the cat could have a hard hat on
and it would make sense, like they're the ones that.
Speaker 9 (09:25):
Amazing you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
But they don't. But they don't, but they don't, they don't,
but they don't. So literally, anybody that looks at this
fucking sweatshirt is going to be confused.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I'm sitting here trying to make a pun out of it.
There's no but I'm but I'm like trying to put
like words in there. Ask me out, Yeah, but that's
just so stupid.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I don't doesn't home renovations and why are there cats? Who? Yeah,
I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Guy, this is your husband got for you, didn't he?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
So when we go you're ready for this breakdown by
the way you're you're not gonna believe it.
Speaker 9 (10:00):
This is fucking hot. When we go to Oregon, yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
There there you go.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
You don't even need to say anything else.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Holy ship.
Speaker 9 (10:10):
I haven't though. Would we go to Oregon?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
That's where our favorite goodwill is located?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Is that like how Hayley has her favorite round table
pizza Auburn?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
My wife was the Auburn round table.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Like good it's good will? Like what.
Speaker 9 (10:29):
They're different?
Speaker 3 (10:30):
There?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Would rather queen?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Yeah, I would rather Emily walk in here with a
head's peace on that sky?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Where anything?
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Again? Lincoln City in Oregon has our favorite good will
fucking legit treasures there.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
This wasn't one of them. Hey, you need to bury?
Speaker 5 (10:54):
So what normally happens? Because my daughter is like, you know, thrift.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Once you're done hide pooling, what else is there? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Okay, it's rift shopping.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Every time we sat rift shopping and hoping the cliffs
doesn't fall without.
Speaker 9 (11:08):
Excuse me, the cliff's not going to fall out.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Your house is fine, Okay, there's.
Speaker 9 (11:14):
Just some small erosion and there was a bad storm.
It's fine, We're good. So yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
So normally what happens is we'll go and uh, my
daughter's all about it, and then about twenty minutes in,
I'm over it, and I go to the furniture section
and I sit on one of their chairs or couches
and just look at my phone while my daughter continues
to thrift for like another half hour, and then I
(11:39):
finally have to drag her out of the store.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
It's too much.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
So last time we were there, she comes coming up.
She comes up to me while I'm in my rocking
chair literally it was a rocking chair.
Speaker 9 (11:50):
And she goes, mom, look what I found. This was
made for you.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
This is when you have to say to your daughter, Hey,
I know you're all about like positive activity, and you
know she never does anything. You know, you're always pointing
in the right direction. But this is when you say, hey,
put it.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Back on the No, I could not have said the
more opposite thing from that. I said, that's amazing. If
I could have cursed, I would have because I was
that excited.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
I doesn't make sense.
Speaker 9 (12:18):
I'm like that's amazing that was made for me.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Once you read it, though, were you confused?
Speaker 5 (12:22):
I didn't really think it through because I'm like, I
love and I love cats, so it's like two things
I love. But then later I started to think, wait,
why are these two things that I love on a
sweatshirt together?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Because nobody gets it.
Speaker 9 (12:39):
It doesn't make sense.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
And every time I've worn it since, which has only
been like two or three times, I've had people.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Ask me what explain what that that you're probably watching
football and there's a fish underneath it?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Why would fish? Why would that? I don't understand. That's
what Ye's the equivalent of this?
Speaker 9 (13:03):
So here's my only thought.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
This is a joke.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I don't get the Jim joke.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Okay, So if lots of people the wrap on cats
is their kind of assholes, and they destroy things inside
your house, They rip up your furniture, they rip down
your curtains.
Speaker 9 (13:22):
Things like that.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
So the joke is you left the house and you
come back and shit is destroyed, and then you ask
your cats what have you been doing?
Speaker 9 (13:32):
And they say home renovations. You guys, get it.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Imagine imagine having to explain that deep a fucking shirt.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Well, only an asshole would get it, Okay, I don't think.
And to make it even more my point is that
you got it at a good will, So somebody costs
that thing. It looks fairly new. Yeah, I mean nobody.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
You're ever walking around and somebody looks at your shirt
and laughs, run
Speaker 1 (13:59):
From its sling Cook
We have been so wildly distracted by the ladies outfits today.
I mean, you want to talk about a like difference
in what we're wearing today, it is fucking wild.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Well, imagine fair enough, just just switch it a little like,
Imagine if I came in here in a blazer and
button down, how.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Is it different? You guys would kill you guys.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah, But if I came in here in a blazer
and a button down, I would get made fun of
from five a m. Until I went home, and then
later in the day I would get text about how
much of a loser I am.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
And then if I came in with a bizarre sweatshirt
that nobody understands, it makes sense. I mean, yeah, we
got to break down the ladies outfits for tonight.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Yet, completely uncensored and unding filtered except for that part.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
The show's after show starts now. I walked in this
morning and did my usual pop in of Emily's studio
where I delivered something every single day, and I saw
this outfit and I went, oh, fuck, I already know
this is this is gonna be the entire show at
some point, like it's such a distraction.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Distract amount of times her blazer has been mentioned during
the show this morning.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I mean she's wearing the loafers. Yeah, that's not even
the story. The story, yeah, the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
So the mister t starter kid isn't the story, you know,
it's just we know it. Multiple bracelets, It means you
have so much.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
Gold on I like to accessorize.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Is it real gold or like thrift shop?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Look at that? Does that look real?
Speaker 7 (01:51):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
How much of your mom body?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
This is?
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Was my grandma's cass careful now, small bracelet was around
your next guy.
Speaker 8 (02:04):
It was her big, big, solid gold chain and it
was a necklace. My mom split it intwo and on
my my sister's worth birthday, gave her her bracelet. And
on my fortieth birthday, I got this bracelet.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
So the other ones are from goodwill.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
No, this isn't from goodwill.
Speaker 8 (02:17):
You know how much gold is compres So your mom
got it for you?
Speaker 6 (02:22):
No, I got these?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Oh those are the dollars not dollars?
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Okay, wow, fifteen bucks?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah we could tell. Hey, uh so, yes, Emily, I
knew she had some sort of high powered luncheons or
some ship today, a business like, you know, something official
with the boss, and.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
It always, it always comes out of fucking nowhere. It's
and then she always yells at us that she told
us about it. No one ever knows, no one ever knows.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Don't you remember that meeting today?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I don't know. I got the charity event that my
family's on the board for.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, so Emily has something today. I don't remember what
I do.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
I mean, I've already told you like three times I
told you what I used to.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Be, like like seventeen different things going on this, So
I do I want going on luncheons that's of gallas.
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (03:10):
Today is a luncheon for an organization called Vista Hill
and it's anyway that's neither here nor there.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
It's at the Marriott Marquee.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
And my whole.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
Family is involved and gets a table a mom mom
who buys my cousin. My cousin buys the table.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
So yeah, not you never never never.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Get an invite, never invite.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
She's loaded, she's partner.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
At a firm. I mean, she's she's got to going
on a piece.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Of ship, thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Nobody pays for this. It's her treats. It's like her
charitable thing that she does.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
When are you ever treating the family ever? When you mad?
When you never treat when you make when you make
burgers and they all say they're just like, give it out,
that's when you treat them.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
I've treated time. I'm generous, Thank you very much?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Can you?
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Can you?
Speaker 9 (03:58):
And so she Solazer.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Tell you you don't mess with high power.
Speaker 9 (04:03):
Bitch, fucking fire you anything.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
In the office.
Speaker 9 (04:10):
I'm done, You're so done. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (04:12):
I wouldn't wear this exact out, but to a business
meeting per se was too low cut and the shorts
and stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
The shorts throw me off. I don't I don't get.
I don't get the hole, the high low. I don't
get the high low it is.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
On top because your pants aren't hot.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I'm sure it's in style
or fashionable or whatever, because.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Blazers are a thing.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
No one's saying they aren't.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
You age coach, if.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
You came in here where, if you came in here
wearing a burk, we'd all be like, well, what's that?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
That's not right now?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
And Iran and I'm gonna wear.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
But that's your go to that's why.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Do you put a cowboy hat on? And I would go, oh,
she's going to stage.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
You know, this is a wacky And then if you
have and then if you had, and then if you
have like a bandana around your face, oh Coachella.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
There you go.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
I did wear a bandanna last weekend of course Friday night.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Why were you at Coachella?
Speaker 6 (05:08):
I wasn't at Coachella. But if and I wear heads
you fu?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Do you think I too?
Speaker 6 (05:15):
Other chicks with headscarves in the crowd?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
How old were they? So it's how old were they?
Speaker 6 (05:19):
They were like my age. Yeah, I'm wearing a headscarf
in here next week.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Get ready to know you're not.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I will do it. I will not allow the whole
show will be over.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I'm gonident.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
This outfit is a lot you. You had to recognize
that you coming in today with and then was going
to be a disaster.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Why the bun?
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Oh, because it's today.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Business business, fun business.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
I would would have preferred my hair down.
Speaker 8 (05:44):
It's really hair wash days today and I'm gonna color
my hair.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Tonight so I could wear you couldn't wear it.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
So I had to go with power bun.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Thank you, Power bun.
Speaker 9 (05:53):
Yes, I don't mean to get too personal. Are you
wearing a bra?
Speaker 5 (05:57):
No, okay, I didn't think so. I didn't think so.
Whoa Okay, you don't need to scream out I.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Did shape wear. Actually it's a body suit. Oh, I
don't need to do that.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
I feel like the CEO would wear a brass scam.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
It depends on the CEO.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Yeah, definitely and poor and the CEO would not wear
a bra.
Speaker 9 (06:20):
Yeah, very much. The type of CEO I have.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
With those with all those legs. I mean, come on, girl.
Speaker 9 (06:28):
A co worker thought you weren't wearing pants was a little.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Bit of an inappropriate comments.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I'll wear pants.
Speaker 9 (06:34):
Yeah, we pants.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I would have liked to see this outfit with heels.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Oh, I can't have bad foot feet. Actually, my right
foot real bad. That's why I can't wear heels at all.
Speaker 9 (06:45):
So you have preferred heels with this outfit.
Speaker 8 (06:48):
I would never wear heels in here anyway, because that's ridiculous.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Lu Yes, I probably black pumps would have been no ship.
You don't need to say that.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Where she took see the loafer, you don't need to
say that.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
I like and they're in style. Where show you? Where
are you gonna show show me magazine.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
You're on the cover.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
I'm not on the cover. I can tell you what's.
Speaker 7 (07:14):
Travel Devils products, Okay, and then the dichotomy of looking
over to the next of you.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
This just I don't get it.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
I've been trying to see it, figure it out all morning.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I had a five minute breakdown of this fucking sweatshirt
during the commercial break after Yeah, because I couldn't. I
can't take it anymore.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
And you got to read it and then describe what's
going on. I don't still don't get.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Bought this for her.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah, you're about to find out because it's insane. So
you just moved the microphones and cameras. No, they don't
need to see this. It's too bizarre. It is a sweatshirt,
of course, it's got bacon neck already. It's brand new,
by the way, And for.
Speaker 9 (08:06):
The record, I am wearing a bra.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
You guys, you trip if you didn't, Okay, they can
be win.
Speaker 9 (08:20):
When I'm gonna die.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I mean, it is a sentence. It's all in lowercase,
by the way, which is annoying.
Speaker 9 (08:28):
Its annoying made by like a gen zer.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Or punctuation.
Speaker 9 (08:34):
No punctuation.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
The sweatshirt reads, don't ask me what I'm doing. Probably
home renovations. Okay, weird thing to have on a sweatshirt.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Skuy loves doing that, sure, But here's.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Where it goes awry. Is then underneath the sentence there
are two faces of cats.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Now, like, this is where I'm confused. There's no cat pun.
Like when I read it, I'm thinking, what's the pun
they have to why? Why are there cats?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Are the cats saying that? Are they the ones that
are saying that?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
And like you cats do renovations.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Or homeowners like love Homer renovations. Are they cat people?
I really have no.
Speaker 8 (09:19):
Clue that the cat could have a hard hat on
and it would make sense, like they're the ones that.
Speaker 9 (09:25):
Amazing you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
But they don't. But they don't, but they don't, they don't,
but they don't. So literally, anybody that looks at this
fucking sweatshirt is going to be confused.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I'm sitting here trying to make a pun out of it.
There's no but I'm but I'm like trying to put
like words in there. Ask me out, Yeah, but that's
just so stupid.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I don't doesn't home renovations and why are there cats? Who? Yeah,
I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Guy, this is your husband got for you, didn't he?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
So when we go you're ready for this breakdown by
the way you're you're not gonna believe it.
Speaker 9 (10:00):
This is fucking hot. When we go to Oregon, yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
There there you go.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
You don't even need to say anything else.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Holy ship.
Speaker 9 (10:10):
I haven't though. Would we go to Oregon?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
That's where our favorite goodwill is located?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Is that like how Hayley has her favorite round table
pizza Auburn?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
My wife was the Auburn round table.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Like good it's good will? Like what.
Speaker 9 (10:29):
They're different?
Speaker 3 (10:30):
There?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Would rather queen?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Yeah, I would rather Emily walk in here with a
head's peace on that sky?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Where anything?
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Again? Lincoln City in Oregon has our favorite good will
fucking legit treasures there.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
This wasn't one of them. Hey, you need to bury?
Speaker 5 (10:54):
So what normally happens? Because my daughter is like, you know, thrift.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Once you're done hide pooling, what else is there? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Okay, it's rift shopping.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Every time we sat rift shopping and hoping the cliffs
doesn't fall without.
Speaker 9 (11:08):
Excuse me, the cliff's not going to fall out.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Your house is fine, Okay, there's.
Speaker 9 (11:14):
Just some small erosion and there was a bad storm.
It's fine, We're good. So yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
So normally what happens is we'll go and uh, my
daughter's all about it, and then about twenty minutes in,
I'm over it, and I go to the furniture section
and I sit on one of their chairs or couches
and just look at my phone while my daughter continues
to thrift for like another half hour, and then I
(11:39):
finally have to drag her out of the store.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
It's too much.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
So last time we were there, she comes coming up.
She comes up to me while I'm in my rocking
chair literally it was a rocking chair.
Speaker 9 (11:50):
And she goes, mom, look what I found. This was
made for you.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
This is when you have to say to your daughter, Hey,
I know you're all about like positive activity, and you
know she never does anything. You know, you're always pointing
in the right direction. But this is when you say, hey,
put it.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Back on the No, I could not have said the
more opposite thing from that. I said, that's amazing. If
I could have cursed, I would have because I was
that excited.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
I doesn't make sense.
Speaker 9 (12:18):
I'm like that's amazing that was made for me.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Once you read it, though, were you confused?
Speaker 5 (12:22):
I didn't really think it through because I'm like, I
love and I love cats, so it's like two things
I love. But then later I started to think, wait,
why are these two things that I love on a
sweatshirt together?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Because nobody gets it.
Speaker 9 (12:39):
It doesn't make sense.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
And every time I've worn it since, which has only
been like two or three times, I've had people.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Ask me what explain what that that you're probably watching
football and there's a fish underneath it?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Why would fish? Why would that? I don't understand. That's
what Ye's the equivalent of this?
Speaker 9 (13:03):
So here's my only thought.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
This is a joke.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I don't get the Jim joke.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Okay, So if lots of people the wrap on cats
is their kind of assholes, and they destroy things inside
your house, They rip up your furniture, they rip down
your curtains.
Speaker 9 (13:22):
Things like that.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
So the joke is you left the house and you
come back and shit is destroyed, and then you ask
your cats what have you been doing?
Speaker 9 (13:32):
And they say home renovations. You guys, get it.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Imagine imagine having to explain that deep a fucking shirt.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Well, only an asshole would get it, Okay, I don't think.
And to make it even more my point is that
you got it at a good will, So somebody costs
that thing. It looks fairly new. Yeah, I mean nobody.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
You're ever walking around and somebody looks at your shirt
and laughs, run
Speaker 1 (13:59):
From its sling Cook
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