April 7, 2026 • 13 mins
Sky is a very picky eater, so much that it annoys all of us. Well since Eddie has started his health journey, he hasn't gotten food for breakfast anymore and always brings his own. That puts Sky at a loss because she would always get food with him. Well we find out what her solution to this problem is and how wild it actually is
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wow, I listen. It was a simple question. I did
not expect all of this to happen because of it.
Stop being so weird? How about that? How about that?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Get out of the business. I can't.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I was concerned. Well, it is weird. Ever since I
changed my breakfast eating habits Sky, it's really affected her.
And so, you know, I eat the same thing now
every morning, and so I don't eat out at all.
I don't bring in food and none of this stuff.
And so what is Sky going to do for food
now in the morning, because usually she'd piggyback on whatever
(00:35):
I did exactly. And now I look over and I go, Sky,
what have you eaten this morning? She holds up a
bag of pretzel sticks and I go, that's all you're
going to eat today? Kinda yes, Well that is when
the ship hit the fan and things really got wild.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Completely uncensored and unding filtered except for that part the
show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Now, I honestly don't know how you survive like it's weird, man,
Like it's the way you eat is the most bizarre
thing that's I've ever seen from any human. I agree, Okay, you.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Agree, I mean, yeah, I get what you're saying. It
was a rocky week when.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
I was on vacation because, uh, it turns out I've
realized that if I don't have regular marijuana running through
my system, I really have zero appetite and like I
could barely.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
That's not good, Scot, I know.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I want to It's a great diet, you know what
I mean. It's a great diet.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Yeah, your blood work says, why are you.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
What do you mean, like, why are you like beyond
so skinny because you always have marijuana running through Oh okay, okay, I.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, you got it backwards.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
So because when we went on vacation, we were in
a small air and B and b with the daughter
right there. So you didn't work it out, you know
in the past week a couple of animals.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Well, you know, or or go up on the mountain
and smoke and come back.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
Remember I remember though her husband did though, because remember
the one day his neck hurts, he couldn't.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Go out with and we all know what was going on.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Puff puff pass guys, guys smoking like all kinds of
pine cones.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
As good as you do whatever will work into a bong.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Got a weird high, but it worked.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Yeah, so there wasn't any smoking going on, and I realized, dude,
like I was barely eating, Like we would make a
full meal and I would take like three bites.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Ask you question. It's ten oh seven right now when
we're doing this podcast. You've eaten nothing but pretzel sticks today?
Are you hungry right now? No, You're not hungry.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
And not even like Eddie.
Speaker 7 (03:06):
That's a bag she had yesterday.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, I know she's had like five Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
So this is a bag I've had for like the
last two weeks. I brought these to Oregon, I brought
them home.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I brought them to that I brought a beer.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, okay, So why aren't you hungry right now?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Because I haven't smoked?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
But didn't you didn't smoke last night?
Speaker 4 (03:26):
I did and I ate a bolel ice cream that
was and that was delightful right before bed. So yeah,
so right now, the way I feel is I'm not hungry,
but I at the same time don't feel right like
I feel I feel right. I feel like a little depleted,
Like I'm like my brain is saying, hey, you probably
(03:48):
need protein, but.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
You need food. But well, I understand protein.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Saying I need something like nutrition it's craving nutrients.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah, it's craving nutrients.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
It's really bad.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
It's telling me that my stomach's not saying any of that.
My stomach saying, hey, you go home and take an
app right now, and that'd be legit.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
It's crazy.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
So yeah, so I've had these pretzels, but my brain
is saying, okay, dummy, when you get home, you should
probably eat something substantial.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Why don't you figure it out and start bringing a
little something at least to eat in the morning.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
I kind of felt like I did. I brought cream
of wheat once.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Oh yeah, one time.
Speaker 7 (04:25):
Well, you should do what I do, because that don't
have to prep anything every day. I mean, Eddie's amazing
with how he preps it every day, but like I
don't prep things every day, like I'll make I'll bring
like a thing a thing of like whatever I'm eating
for the week, Like I.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Think carboiled eggs, eggs, and.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
I have like six harbled eggs, So I don't ever
have to bring a horrible egg.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Because I just got them.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
Because you'll forget and I'll forget. So just bring a
whole bag of apples or a whole thing of case.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Yeah, well, so in my purse right now I have
an apple and peanut butter, and now just eat it. Well,
because then what happens is I'll be like, it's nine
point fifty, the show's ending, the podcast will be over
in like a half.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Hour, But why didn't you start eating it? Like nine?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
I forgot okay, So and then you guys always criticize
the way I cut my apple.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
You use a plastic knife.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
I have three kinds, different kinds of.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
And I've told her go get Emily. Yeah, that's weird
and takes for like an hour to cut one apple.
Cut it in two hours, that's true.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
And I'm also not motivated enough for that.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Like if I if I have to walk to Emily's room,
get a knife, and then rinse it off, dry it off,
bring it back to her, that's too many steps. If
all my eggs are back in the office, I'll let
it go till ten o'clock and I'll be like, just
eat when I get home, because I didn't want to do.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
The walk back to the office.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
How lazy are you?
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Honestly, it's not. If my stomach was saying I'm hungry,
then that would motivate me. But it's not so I'm
not motivated like it's just like I'm.
Speaker 7 (05:57):
Zipping around all over the place all morning every bok.
I'm probably going with zip it around.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I'll sip for you. You want me to zip for you.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
I'll feel bad if I ask you to, but you
know I'll feel bad, you know how I am.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I'm a weirdo like that.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
So I say, you know, what have all you eaten
this morning? These pretzel sticks? And she said, yeah, I'm
just staying on. I'm gonna eat when I get home.
And then she says, yeah, I don't know, maybe I'll
eat some quene waw when I get home. Keen wa
just keen. And then of course Thore my health mentor,
reminded her, you need some proteins, Like all you need
(06:36):
is pretzels and keene waters, you know, And then Sky
said something that really set the world on fire. It
really broke down.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I don't think it should.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Guy said, you know what, actually you're probably right. Do
you need some protein? And said, you know what, maybe
I'll make up some eggs and turkey. I bought some
cold cut turkey and I'll mix that in there, turkey
turky turkey and eggs.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
And I feel like she's not even gonna cook the turkey.
It's gonna be cold in the warm eggs.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
She'll throw it at the last minute.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah, no, it goes in the pan. Bro Why don't
do ham and eggs because I don't.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Have ham turkey turkey cold turkey and eggs.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I've made it before.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
It's weird and some cheese on there.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Do you make an omelet?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
It's like a scramble, you know. I don't like omelets.
We don't like omelets. We like scramble.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
Turkey and eggs is weird.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Like why is ham and eggs acceptable?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
But turkey and eggs cut ham is kind of weird too,
But I mean you could use that in like a
breakfast sandwich.
Speaker 7 (07:38):
I guess yeah, that pitch you could use chopped up
ham cold cuts.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I've done it, yeah before.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Diced ham makes more sense to different because it tastes different.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
That's why it's different.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
But why is it.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
Different?
Speaker 6 (07:53):
I don't because the ham goes with the turkey bread
egg and ham.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Is in the pork.
Speaker 7 (07:57):
The pork the ham is from a Pig's the bacon world.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I'm only allowed of pigs in the morning.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
But like you, why not why not you roast beef
and eggs, or like chicken and eggs. That'd be weird, yeah,
or you know, I don't know anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
You can't, you can't eggs, you can't well get you
can do it. I'm not saying it's not a thing.
I've seen it on a few menus, you know, and
things like that. But it's just an odd choice because
it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Why not just eggs? Playing And then just like.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Well, then she goes, she goes, I'm gonna throw the
turkey in for the protein. And I've tried to tell
her eggs are the protein. Eggs are the best protein
you can have.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
But now I got double protein. Now, now I'm over proteined.
Now I don't lift weights.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
You know what I mean, You're never gonna go live.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I will never fucking lift a weight.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Uh So, But I think I may be hyped on
the turkey because it's a newer item in our house.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
What do you mean we normally don't have cold cuts?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Oh yeah, your husband doesn't eat cold sandwiches.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
My husband's not a fan of cold sandwich's on.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Cold cuts, period, right, correct process, process means and.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
On top of this is the worst eater on the planet.
But he draws the line at cold cuts.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Not the guy will oh a Western burger with onion rings,
cheese and bacon on it amazing, But a salami sandwich,
You're a disgusting pig.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Okay, yeah, okay, I understand that logic. Okay, Yeah, there's.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
No understanding of the logic in the sky Household.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
It's just so weird because she's such a picky eater
and she doesn't like anything with any flavor. But then
she has these random combos of things that that like
normal people are like, oh, it's gross.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
She goes, no, it's good, broy. She won't eat normal food.
But then she'll like dip her cheese it's in an avocado,
and you're like, what a weird combination. But she loves.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Amazing salty and smooth. What that's great?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
And smooth?
Speaker 7 (09:53):
What?
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yes, good? Okay.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
So I could just be hyped on the turkey because
it's a new in the house because we never have
cold cuts in the house.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
You like cold cuts?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
I do.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
I I shamefully eat them in secret. Yeah, I don't
know why there's shame in processed meats.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
In my house.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
So, but as you guys may or may not remember,
last week, went to Yosemite at the very beginning of
the week, and you know I had to go grocery
shopping and make lunches for like hikes and stuff like that,
and so I decided, screw my family one day, we
are going to do turkey sandwiches for the lunch on
(10:36):
our hike. Okay, like, I don't care about your processed
meat feelings.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I don't care daughter that you're a picky eater. We're
just doing.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
You can't pack a Western bacon cheese.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I can't pack that.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I cannot pack The guy be on top of a
half dome.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Top of half Yes, that's where I can let us.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Now you tell him there's a Western bacon cheeber on
the top of ol cap. That guy's fucking climbing.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
He's free solos one arm, he's gotta die coke one
hand on the other, diet regular cocon.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Well, he's he's a no soda guy, processed foods and sodas.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Yeah, so wait, what is he if you tell him
there's a chocolate cake up? The Lookout's just water only.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Well mainly water unless you take them to Starbucks and
then you're gonna get like a caramel frappachi.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
So no sugar again, doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Family's freaking me out.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
It's not gonna make sense.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
So I forced turkey sandwiches on everybody for on our
on our height, and shocker, you guys, they ate them.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
And actually my daughter kind of enjoyed.
Speaker 7 (11:56):
You don't say she's like anythingury and meat, turkey and bread.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Mao, you gotta have mayo on some glue, No mao.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
No, ma I don't like mustard, but mustard.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
My husband got mustard and mayo, but me and the
daughter don't care for that.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
No mayo, no no.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
I'll go avocado for again the smooth moisture. But you know,
our avocados weren't looking so great. So my daughter her
sandwich consisted of bread, turkey, lettuce, and cucumber.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Holy fuck, that's the fucking worst time. Like what and
and by the way, no, no mayo, no condom. And
you saw.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Just a little salt. She's not a pepper girl. A
little bit of salt too spicy, you are correct, even
though she'll eat talkies. But again, pepper too spicy.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Can again this family, What is wrong with you guys much?
Speaker 4 (12:54):
So, I asked her after she ate that in Yosemite,
sitting next to Mirror Lake, you guys it it was
so picturesque.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
And once my husband saw the mirror in the lake,
he thought he was a fucking hiking genius and was
like screaming it loudly for everyone to see.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
No, you don't look in the water.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
You look on the surface of the water, and then
like wu around like he's a fucking tour guy.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
And I'm like, yeah, that's why it's called mirror Lake.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Sandwich.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Just eat it's sandwich, buddy.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
So I said to my daughter, I said, would you
know it looks like you ate that. Let's try this
in your lunch because my daughter has not had a
sandwich in her lunch, I want to say, since elementary school.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
And you know that's that's like the go.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
To see what happens when you actually make your kid
eat something.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
They like it?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Well, yeah, they like it. Such a wild concept. I
still won't agree though,
Wow, I listen. It was a simple question. I did
not expect all of this to happen because of it.
Stop being so weird? How about that? How about that?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Get out of the business. I can't.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I was concerned. Well, it is weird. Ever since I
changed my breakfast eating habits Sky, it's really affected her.
And so, you know, I eat the same thing now
every morning, and so I don't eat out at all.
I don't bring in food and none of this stuff.
And so what is Sky going to do for food
now in the morning, because usually she'd piggyback on whatever
(00:35):
I did exactly. And now I look over and I go, Sky,
what have you eaten this morning? She holds up a
bag of pretzel sticks and I go, that's all you're
going to eat today? Kinda yes, Well that is when
the ship hit the fan and things really got wild.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Completely uncensored and unding filtered except for that part the
show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Now, I honestly don't know how you survive like it's weird, man,
Like it's the way you eat is the most bizarre
thing that's I've ever seen from any human. I agree, Okay, you.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Agree, I mean, yeah, I get what you're saying. It
was a rocky week when.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
I was on vacation because, uh, it turns out I've
realized that if I don't have regular marijuana running through
my system, I really have zero appetite and like I
could barely.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
That's not good, Scot, I know.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I want to It's a great diet, you know what
I mean. It's a great diet.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Yeah, your blood work says, why are you.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
What do you mean, like, why are you like beyond
so skinny because you always have marijuana running through Oh okay, okay, I.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, you got it backwards.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
So because when we went on vacation, we were in
a small air and B and b with the daughter
right there. So you didn't work it out, you know
in the past week a couple of animals.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Well, you know, or or go up on the mountain
and smoke and come back.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
Remember I remember though her husband did though, because remember
the one day his neck hurts, he couldn't.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Go out with and we all know what was going on.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Puff puff pass guys, guys smoking like all kinds of
pine cones.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
As good as you do whatever will work into a bong.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Got a weird high, but it worked.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Yeah, so there wasn't any smoking going on, and I realized, dude,
like I was barely eating, Like we would make a
full meal and I would take like three bites.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Ask you question. It's ten oh seven right now when
we're doing this podcast. You've eaten nothing but pretzel sticks today?
Are you hungry right now? No, You're not hungry.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
And not even like Eddie.
Speaker 7 (03:06):
That's a bag she had yesterday.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, I know she's had like five Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
So this is a bag I've had for like the
last two weeks. I brought these to Oregon, I brought
them home.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I brought them to that I brought a beer.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, okay, So why aren't you hungry right now?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Because I haven't smoked?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
But didn't you didn't smoke last night?
Speaker 4 (03:26):
I did and I ate a bolel ice cream that
was and that was delightful right before bed. So yeah,
so right now, the way I feel is I'm not hungry,
but I at the same time don't feel right like
I feel I feel right. I feel like a little depleted,
Like I'm like my brain is saying, hey, you probably
(03:48):
need protein, but.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
You need food. But well, I understand protein.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Saying I need something like nutrition it's craving nutrients.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah, it's craving nutrients.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
It's really bad.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
It's telling me that my stomach's not saying any of that.
My stomach saying, hey, you go home and take an
app right now, and that'd be legit.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
It's crazy.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
So yeah, so I've had these pretzels, but my brain
is saying, okay, dummy, when you get home, you should
probably eat something substantial.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Why don't you figure it out and start bringing a
little something at least to eat in the morning.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
I kind of felt like I did. I brought cream
of wheat once.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Oh yeah, one time.
Speaker 7 (04:25):
Well, you should do what I do, because that don't
have to prep anything every day. I mean, Eddie's amazing
with how he preps it every day, but like I
don't prep things every day, like I'll make I'll bring
like a thing a thing of like whatever I'm eating
for the week, Like I.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Think carboiled eggs, eggs, and.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
I have like six harbled eggs, So I don't ever
have to bring a horrible egg.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Because I just got them.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
Because you'll forget and I'll forget. So just bring a
whole bag of apples or a whole thing of case.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Yeah, well, so in my purse right now I have
an apple and peanut butter, and now just eat it. Well,
because then what happens is I'll be like, it's nine
point fifty, the show's ending, the podcast will be over
in like a half.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Hour, But why didn't you start eating it? Like nine?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
I forgot okay, So and then you guys always criticize
the way I cut my apple.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
You use a plastic knife.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
I have three kinds, different kinds of.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
And I've told her go get Emily. Yeah, that's weird
and takes for like an hour to cut one apple.
Cut it in two hours, that's true.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
And I'm also not motivated enough for that.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Like if I if I have to walk to Emily's room,
get a knife, and then rinse it off, dry it off,
bring it back to her, that's too many steps. If
all my eggs are back in the office, I'll let
it go till ten o'clock and I'll be like, just
eat when I get home, because I didn't want to do.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
The walk back to the office.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
How lazy are you?
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Honestly, it's not. If my stomach was saying I'm hungry,
then that would motivate me. But it's not so I'm
not motivated like it's just like I'm.
Speaker 7 (05:57):
Zipping around all over the place all morning every bok.
I'm probably going with zip it around.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I'll sip for you. You want me to zip for you.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
I'll feel bad if I ask you to, but you
know I'll feel bad, you know how I am.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I'm a weirdo like that.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
So I say, you know, what have all you eaten
this morning? These pretzel sticks? And she said, yeah, I'm
just staying on. I'm gonna eat when I get home.
And then she says, yeah, I don't know, maybe I'll
eat some quene waw when I get home. Keen wa
just keen. And then of course Thore my health mentor,
reminded her, you need some proteins, Like all you need
(06:36):
is pretzels and keene waters, you know, And then Sky
said something that really set the world on fire. It
really broke down.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I don't think it should.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Guy said, you know what, actually you're probably right. Do
you need some protein? And said, you know what, maybe
I'll make up some eggs and turkey. I bought some
cold cut turkey and I'll mix that in there, turkey
turky turkey and eggs.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
And I feel like she's not even gonna cook the turkey.
It's gonna be cold in the warm eggs.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
She'll throw it at the last minute.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah, no, it goes in the pan. Bro Why don't
do ham and eggs because I don't.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Have ham turkey turkey cold turkey and eggs.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I've made it before.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
It's weird and some cheese on there.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Do you make an omelet?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
It's like a scramble, you know. I don't like omelets.
We don't like omelets. We like scramble.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
Turkey and eggs is weird.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Like why is ham and eggs acceptable?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
But turkey and eggs cut ham is kind of weird too,
But I mean you could use that in like a
breakfast sandwich.
Speaker 7 (07:38):
I guess yeah, that pitch you could use chopped up
ham cold cuts.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I've done it, yeah before.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Diced ham makes more sense to different because it tastes different.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
That's why it's different.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
But why is it.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
Different?
Speaker 6 (07:53):
I don't because the ham goes with the turkey bread
egg and ham.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Is in the pork.
Speaker 7 (07:57):
The pork the ham is from a Pig's the bacon world.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I'm only allowed of pigs in the morning.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
But like you, why not why not you roast beef
and eggs, or like chicken and eggs. That'd be weird, yeah,
or you know, I don't know anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
You can't, you can't eggs, you can't well get you
can do it. I'm not saying it's not a thing.
I've seen it on a few menus, you know, and
things like that. But it's just an odd choice because
it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Why not just eggs? Playing And then just like.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Well, then she goes, she goes, I'm gonna throw the
turkey in for the protein. And I've tried to tell
her eggs are the protein. Eggs are the best protein
you can have.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
But now I got double protein. Now, now I'm over proteined.
Now I don't lift weights.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
You know what I mean, You're never gonna go live.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I will never fucking lift a weight.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Uh So, But I think I may be hyped on
the turkey because it's a newer item in our house.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
What do you mean we normally don't have cold cuts?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Oh yeah, your husband doesn't eat cold sandwiches.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
My husband's not a fan of cold sandwich's on.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Cold cuts, period, right, correct process, process means and.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
On top of this is the worst eater on the planet.
But he draws the line at cold cuts.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Not the guy will oh a Western burger with onion rings,
cheese and bacon on it amazing, But a salami sandwich,
You're a disgusting pig.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Okay, yeah, okay, I understand that logic. Okay, Yeah, there's.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
No understanding of the logic in the sky Household.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
It's just so weird because she's such a picky eater
and she doesn't like anything with any flavor. But then
she has these random combos of things that that like
normal people are like, oh, it's gross.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
She goes, no, it's good, broy. She won't eat normal food.
But then she'll like dip her cheese it's in an avocado,
and you're like, what a weird combination. But she loves.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Amazing salty and smooth. What that's great?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
And smooth?
Speaker 7 (09:53):
What?
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yes, good? Okay.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
So I could just be hyped on the turkey because
it's a new in the house because we never have
cold cuts in the house.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
You like cold cuts?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
I do.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
I I shamefully eat them in secret. Yeah, I don't
know why there's shame in processed meats.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
In my house.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
So, but as you guys may or may not remember,
last week, went to Yosemite at the very beginning of
the week, and you know I had to go grocery
shopping and make lunches for like hikes and stuff like that,
and so I decided, screw my family one day, we
are going to do turkey sandwiches for the lunch on
(10:36):
our hike. Okay, like, I don't care about your processed
meat feelings.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I don't care daughter that you're a picky eater. We're
just doing.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
You can't pack a Western bacon cheese.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I can't pack that.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I cannot pack The guy be on top of a
half dome.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Top of half Yes, that's where I can let us.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Now you tell him there's a Western bacon cheeber on
the top of ol cap. That guy's fucking climbing.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
He's free solos one arm, he's gotta die coke one
hand on the other, diet regular cocon.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Well, he's he's a no soda guy, processed foods and sodas.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Yeah, so wait, what is he if you tell him
there's a chocolate cake up? The Lookout's just water only.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Well mainly water unless you take them to Starbucks and
then you're gonna get like a caramel frappachi.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
So no sugar again, doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Family's freaking me out.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
It's not gonna make sense.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
So I forced turkey sandwiches on everybody for on our
on our height, and shocker, you guys, they ate them.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
And actually my daughter kind of enjoyed.
Speaker 7 (11:56):
You don't say she's like anythingury and meat, turkey and bread.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Mao, you gotta have mayo on some glue, No mao.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
No, ma I don't like mustard, but mustard.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
My husband got mustard and mayo, but me and the
daughter don't care for that.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
No mayo, no no.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
I'll go avocado for again the smooth moisture. But you know,
our avocados weren't looking so great. So my daughter her
sandwich consisted of bread, turkey, lettuce, and cucumber.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Holy fuck, that's the fucking worst time. Like what and
and by the way, no, no mayo, no condom. And
you saw.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Just a little salt. She's not a pepper girl. A
little bit of salt too spicy, you are correct, even
though she'll eat talkies. But again, pepper too spicy.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Can again this family, What is wrong with you guys much?
Speaker 4 (12:54):
So, I asked her after she ate that in Yosemite,
sitting next to Mirror Lake, you guys it it was
so picturesque.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
And once my husband saw the mirror in the lake,
he thought he was a fucking hiking genius and was
like screaming it loudly for everyone to see.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
No, you don't look in the water.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
You look on the surface of the water, and then
like wu around like he's a fucking tour guy.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
And I'm like, yeah, that's why it's called mirror Lake.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Sandwich.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Just eat it's sandwich, buddy.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
So I said to my daughter, I said, would you
know it looks like you ate that. Let's try this
in your lunch because my daughter has not had a
sandwich in her lunch, I want to say, since elementary school.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
And you know that's that's like the go.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
To see what happens when you actually make your kid
eat something.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
They like it?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Well, yeah, they like it. Such a wild concept. I
still won't agree though,
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