May 1, 2026 • 8 mins
Thor's 5 month old son seems to taking after his dad big time. Not withy how he talk or acts, but with certain things that he absolutely loves about the female body
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know, dy old saying like father, like son. There
is some truth to that, right, Okay, you may take
after a parent. Well, apparently Thor's baby boy is just
like him and likes the titties. We ain't done yet.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
It's time for the podcast over yet, completely uncensored and
unting filtered except for that part. The show's after show
starts now.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Thor likes a lot of words, but one of his
favorite words of all time is titties.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I wish we could say, you say, I don't understand
why we can't.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
That's just a bad word. I don't know, stupid.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Yeah, we could say brass, we can say, but we
can't say titties.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yea one of those words.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yes, So man loves titties. I was talking about, always
talks about.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Dude, I love glistening titties.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Listened to him.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
He's in a weird place listening bags. I love what
Canon snookers, cannons, bags.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
We got it, got it? Well, apparently your son is
the same way Man gets it.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, it's crazy. He's gonna be six months in two days.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Crazy, And he developing a little personality of his own.
And yes, then my wife was hanging out with a
friend of hers and I had never I met her
like once quickly, but they were hanging out at the
pool at Lifetime Fitness and they were hanging out there
and you know she's I'm not saying it's gonna annoy
(01:55):
my wife, because it's true. She has she has, you know,
so she has some nice.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
You say, why do you need to say that?
Speaker 6 (02:03):
How did you even.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Notice that she was wearing a bikini top?
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (02:06):
Oh, I guess it's hard not to know.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I wouldn't look.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Oh you wouldn't have noticed.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I mean they were hard enough to see.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah, they have ice.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
My wife was the one that I brought this up though,
Like it wasn't like you know what I mean, Like, but.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I pointed out to you the check out her titties.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why in a second.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
But well, like and and why are they nice? Are
they nice?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Cut?
Speaker 5 (02:28):
It's just huge, huge, okay huge? They No, they weren't
they weren't. I think they're nice fakies because fakis look real.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Now.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Yeah, but they're not sloppy because I know you described
sloppy titties and I and I still can't figure out
if that's a compliment or not.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
When you say, it just depends, there's.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Too sloppy, and then there's regular sloppy.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
It's regular sloppycause you know when.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
You see a girl that's like not overweight, but she's
almost overweight, and you're like, man, she's she's a miller
light away from being too sloppy.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
I actually don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I actually don't be a miller like probably Miller or liked.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
But you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
But those titties are good.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
I mean, I wouldn't say they're good. This is my
wife's friend.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
You're You're completely lost in this conversation.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
Titties, those sloppy.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
It just depends sloppy sloppy, you're just bouncing.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
You know, my husband like extremely slop.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Yeah, so your husband sees Lizzo's titties and he's he's
six to midnight.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Probably like no, Joe, Well, I don't know how her
titties are, Honestly, I haven't.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
I have a larger woman.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
She is, but sometimes have you ever seen a larger
woman that the breasts don't go along with the rest
of it? Most most women it does, but those.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Are like weird because they're like they like long and
they hate.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Those are like a weird description.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Yeah yeah, okay, okay, so so regular sloppy good to
sloppy not good.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
But this chicken.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Shaky but looking gook.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
She looked great.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
So I see them at the thing and my wife
the the my wife's friend.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Is holding my son, and you're there too. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I just showed up because I was I was Jim
and my wife texted me because I forgot my headphones,
which is you know you're going to the g is
fucking crazy?
Speaker 6 (04:27):
An extra pairent kee, I have an extra pair.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I have an extra pair, and they do stay in
my bag, but I was charging them, and I was
charging my headphones, so my wife said, hey, come use
my air pods. And I hate air pods because I've
always hope they're going to fall out of my ear.
I don't have anyone trust these.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
I wouldn't want to stick somebody else's things in.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
My the're my wife's I don't care, I mean, and
like sharing a fork with her. The ears are I
don't doesn't bother me.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
And have they ever fallen out of your ears?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I was seen.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
How does that.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Maybe his tape or something keeping?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
But no, they they haven't. But I just don't trust them.
I feel like they're always going to I don't know
how people keep them in their ears all the time.
But now my wife's this chick by the way, who
always has one in their ear. Oh, like she's so
fucking cool.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
She went for a call.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Well, yeah, like what is what?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
You know?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
What I mean? It's so annoying, Like.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
Are you even listening to me when I'm talking to you?
Is that thing?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I am, Well why do you have the thing?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
The house?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
When it is? Yes? Really yes, it's.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Like what would you see people just walk around with
a grocery store? But like just doing it? People just
do that.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Now listening to our show on the Free iHeart Radio.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I would hope. So I know her friend does, so
how do you know that? I don't know she mentioned it.
So I get there and my wife's dying laughing, and
I'm like, what's going on? What's so funny? Apparently the woman,
my wife's friend, who's holding my son and my wife
are dying laughing because my son won't stop shoving his
(05:58):
face in this girl's tape. What and it's a good man,
good man. He's in a bathing suits and he keeps
going face first between her motor boats motor boat boy
boy like Vince von O and Wilson motor and he
won't stop doing.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Dude, I mean, this isn't that crazy. Well, I mean,
if you're hungry and you drive by a McDonald's, you're
gonna stop by a McDonald's, right, But even better if
I see a fancy restaurant and this is the best
looking food I've ever seen. Man, I'm diving right in.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Guy hasn't been breastfeeding for a while.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
He still gets it. He is in the same zone.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
This is a live photo of my son and what
he was doing.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
He's diving right.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
He's diving right. And it's not like he can't shot
his head. He can hold up. He can hold up
his head. He just.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I can't stand upright.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
And apparently he kept doing it over and over and
over again, and then he would he he's been he
kind of had a sleep aggression with napping, not with
sleeping at night, but he won't nap during the day.
And then at one point he finally napped and he
was napping between her tis. I swear to god, my
wife sent me a video and he was finally passed
out face between two two.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Isn't that the dream?
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I just saw some pictures. Is he
doing like a peakable type of situation? Why is he
repeatedly going back.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
To because because she keeps like lifting him up like hey,
you know you're and he keeps going back for more.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
How did he breathe between those things? I'd be worried
about something.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
That's the way to go out, man, Okay, way, he's
looking for the nozzle.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I'm proud of him. In a while he has as.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
He's looking for it.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
No, I think he knows what he's doing.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Come on, yeah, I think we do do. This is
a good time. Yeah yeah, yeah, what's up next?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Next time he's gonna be asking for some oil and
be got in coconut oil.
You know, dy old saying like father, like son. There
is some truth to that, right, Okay, you may take
after a parent. Well, apparently Thor's baby boy is just
like him and likes the titties. We ain't done yet.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
It's time for the podcast over yet, completely uncensored and
unting filtered except for that part. The show's after show
starts now.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Thor likes a lot of words, but one of his
favorite words of all time is titties.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I wish we could say, you say, I don't understand
why we can't.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
That's just a bad word. I don't know, stupid.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Yeah, we could say brass, we can say, but we
can't say titties.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yea one of those words.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yes, So man loves titties. I was talking about, always
talks about.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Dude, I love glistening titties.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Listened to him.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
He's in a weird place listening bags. I love what
Canon snookers, cannons, bags.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
We got it, got it? Well, apparently your son is
the same way Man gets it.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, it's crazy. He's gonna be six months in two days.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Crazy, And he developing a little personality of his own.
And yes, then my wife was hanging out with a
friend of hers and I had never I met her
like once quickly, but they were hanging out at the
pool at Lifetime Fitness and they were hanging out there
and you know she's I'm not saying it's gonna annoy
(01:55):
my wife, because it's true. She has she has, you know,
so she has some nice.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
You say, why do you need to say that?
Speaker 6 (02:03):
How did you even.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Notice that she was wearing a bikini top?
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (02:06):
Oh, I guess it's hard not to know.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I wouldn't look.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Oh you wouldn't have noticed.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I mean they were hard enough to see.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah, they have ice.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
My wife was the one that I brought this up though,
Like it wasn't like you know what I mean, Like, but.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I pointed out to you the check out her titties.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why in a second.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
But well, like and and why are they nice? Are
they nice?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Cut?
Speaker 5 (02:28):
It's just huge, huge, okay huge? They No, they weren't
they weren't. I think they're nice fakies because fakis look real.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Now.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Yeah, but they're not sloppy because I know you described
sloppy titties and I and I still can't figure out
if that's a compliment or not.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
When you say, it just depends, there's.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Too sloppy, and then there's regular sloppy.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
It's regular sloppycause you know when.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
You see a girl that's like not overweight, but she's
almost overweight, and you're like, man, she's she's a miller
light away from being too sloppy.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
I actually don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I actually don't be a miller like probably Miller or liked.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
But you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
But those titties are good.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
I mean, I wouldn't say they're good. This is my
wife's friend.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
You're You're completely lost in this conversation.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
Titties, those sloppy.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
It just depends sloppy sloppy, you're just bouncing.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
You know, my husband like extremely slop.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Yeah, so your husband sees Lizzo's titties and he's he's
six to midnight.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Probably like no, Joe, Well, I don't know how her
titties are, Honestly, I haven't.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
I have a larger woman.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
She is, but sometimes have you ever seen a larger
woman that the breasts don't go along with the rest
of it? Most most women it does, but those.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Are like weird because they're like they like long and
they hate.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Those are like a weird description.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Yeah yeah, okay, okay, so so regular sloppy good to
sloppy not good.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
But this chicken.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Shaky but looking gook.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
She looked great.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
So I see them at the thing and my wife
the the my wife's friend.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Is holding my son, and you're there too. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I just showed up because I was I was Jim
and my wife texted me because I forgot my headphones,
which is you know you're going to the g is
fucking crazy?
Speaker 6 (04:27):
An extra pairent kee, I have an extra pair.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I have an extra pair, and they do stay in
my bag, but I was charging them, and I was
charging my headphones, so my wife said, hey, come use
my air pods. And I hate air pods because I've
always hope they're going to fall out of my ear.
I don't have anyone trust these.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
I wouldn't want to stick somebody else's things in.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
My the're my wife's I don't care, I mean, and
like sharing a fork with her. The ears are I
don't doesn't bother me.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
And have they ever fallen out of your ears?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I was seen.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
How does that.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Maybe his tape or something keeping?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
But no, they they haven't. But I just don't trust them.
I feel like they're always going to I don't know
how people keep them in their ears all the time.
But now my wife's this chick by the way, who
always has one in their ear. Oh, like she's so
fucking cool.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
She went for a call.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Well, yeah, like what is what?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
You know?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
What I mean? It's so annoying, Like.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
Are you even listening to me when I'm talking to you?
Is that thing?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I am, Well why do you have the thing?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
The house?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
When it is? Yes? Really yes, it's.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Like what would you see people just walk around with
a grocery store? But like just doing it? People just
do that.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Now listening to our show on the Free iHeart Radio.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I would hope. So I know her friend does, so
how do you know that? I don't know she mentioned it.
So I get there and my wife's dying laughing, and
I'm like, what's going on? What's so funny? Apparently the woman,
my wife's friend, who's holding my son and my wife
are dying laughing because my son won't stop shoving his
(05:58):
face in this girl's tape. What and it's a good man,
good man. He's in a bathing suits and he keeps
going face first between her motor boats motor boat boy
boy like Vince von O and Wilson motor and he
won't stop doing.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Dude, I mean, this isn't that crazy. Well, I mean,
if you're hungry and you drive by a McDonald's, you're
gonna stop by a McDonald's, right, But even better if
I see a fancy restaurant and this is the best
looking food I've ever seen. Man, I'm diving right in.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Guy hasn't been breastfeeding for a while.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
He still gets it. He is in the same zone.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
This is a live photo of my son and what
he was doing.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
He's diving right.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
He's diving right. And it's not like he can't shot
his head. He can hold up. He can hold up
his head. He just.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I can't stand upright.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
And apparently he kept doing it over and over and
over again, and then he would he he's been he
kind of had a sleep aggression with napping, not with
sleeping at night, but he won't nap during the day.
And then at one point he finally napped and he
was napping between her tis. I swear to god, my
wife sent me a video and he was finally passed
out face between two two.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Isn't that the dream?
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I just saw some pictures. Is he
doing like a peakable type of situation? Why is he
repeatedly going back.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
To because because she keeps like lifting him up like hey,
you know you're and he keeps going back for more.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
How did he breathe between those things? I'd be worried
about something.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
That's the way to go out, man, Okay, way, he's
looking for the nozzle.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I'm proud of him. In a while he has as.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
He's looking for it.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
No, I think he knows what he's doing.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Come on, yeah, I think we do do. This is
a good time. Yeah yeah, yeah, what's up next?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Next time he's gonna be asking for some oil and
be got in coconut oil.
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