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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I didn't realize that it was this bad. I had
no idea that Thor was in dire streets. Yes, the
guys living in slumps. Apparently, apparently we got a little
cockroach problem at Thor's house.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Podcast year completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Now, Thor, I remember the dark times when you lived
in Sky's house in Claremont, and uh, you know, you
had a lot of problems with insects.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
And it was on a canyon.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
You know, there was snakes everything.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
There was a rattler that was a rattler. It was
a garden, black widows everywhere everywhere, Like, yes, guys eventually sold.
I hope she disclosed issues infestation.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
She was having that, so you're you were at times
calling her a slum lord, you know, which was tough.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
She was.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
She's a friend, and I felt wrong doing it, but
it had to be done.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I didn't feel wrong about I'm sure you got a
break on the rent, right.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Why would he?
Speaker 6 (01:17):
I mean, it's crazy outside gets spiders.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
If I would have got bit by that black widow,
she would have been like, not my problem, bro, I
mean every backyard has.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Arm.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
He's not.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I think it's funny.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I don't think it's funny.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
I think it's not my problem. Broat up in her
mansion and happened there.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
Every once in a while, you clean your patio.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Have a pest service. Geez.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
How about he buys a can of something sprays it
on his fucking patio furniture.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Awful.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
I don't think something would break, not my problem. And
she called me a bitch.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
The screen the scream popped off, and you called us
to come.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
It was broke. I didn't want to break it.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Oh God, just pop it back on, bro.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Screen.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I'm not a scream Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
What anyway?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
So Stor has had insect problems before, has problems before,
but this is different level or as a roach problem.
What the hell, dude, it's crazy.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
This morning I got up and I turned on the
light in the kitchen and I went over to the
uh espresso machine.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Espresso fancy bitch, fancy bitch related? Did Clooney send it
to you?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
No, it was.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
It was a wedding gift for him and a meal.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
It's all.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
That's probably wasn't That's probably what it wasn't.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
His brother really, So what what what do we do?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Do?
Speaker 6 (02:59):
We just doar coffee latte.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Haley Haley's remember Haley was a black Apron barista. So
she does everything black game now for me. For me,
she does, she does latt she does, she does everything.
But for me, she also we have we have warmel
and uh armel armel and fudge icing too that she'll
(03:22):
like like stuff. You know, she puts on the phone.
But I don't help.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
She doesn't do it for me.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Okay, so she doesn't.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Make me drinks?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah, so what do you watch your.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
I just do I get like one of those cups
and I do. Yeah, but it's from the espresso. So
I get nintensio, which is like two hundred mill a caffeine,
and I put a double espresso shot in it.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Why are you so tired in here all the time?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
I don't know, dude. In the morning, yeah, it's it's
fucked up. I'm tired, man, around like two o'clock, I'm exhausted.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, by by seven o five, it's worn off.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Oh yeah, wake up.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
Yeah a lot of caffeine, dude, I know.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Wow, So I've been doing that so I go to
so I go to filt the water in it, and
I noticed something giant on the kitchen counter. And this
is this is a small portion that there's our sinks
in the middle. It's on the left side of the
kitchen counter.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
And it's tile to the left of the sink, the
left of.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
The sink, and it's a small area.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
You don't have granite marble time. Actually, this would this
all makes sense now, you would have cockroaches.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
If you have child?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Have you and you live in what part of Mexico? Again,
I live, so that's the part of Mexico.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
You're from San Diego.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Okay, I know that.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
I do know that. I actually do know that. I
have a friend who lives there.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Of friends, it's called.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
My house keeper. This is south of the Conad Bridge. Yah, Mexico.
Nowthing south of the Coronada Bridge.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
You're so stupid.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
So I see this cockroach and I we both freeze
and look kind of looking at each other. You cockroach
so big, and I had seen I'd seen one in
the garage recently. But it's in the garage. Who cares?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Don't kill it or try to kill it?
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Well, I tried it away fast. Yeah, but also to
like from the garage door opens, it could just come in.
It's not like we haven't infestation in there.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Or that you know of.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Hiding the walls and ship.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Okay those.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
They do, yeah, oh yeah everywhere.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
So I h I go to kill it a piece
of toilet paper, a piece of paper towel. But it's big.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Are you gonna like that?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
You're not going to use your shoe or something. I
would have got something and smashed it. I'm not using
my hand unless I'm Emily was like an anvil.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
It was like, well, she can't get her shoes bigger
than the counter, so she's not gonna use that. I
was very early in the morning, it's like four fifteen,
so I just a little slow. Yeah, I'm tired. So
I go to kill it and it scurries away and
then I can't fucking find it and it's only on
the little tiny counter. So at this point I know
(06:23):
I'm gonna be late for work because I gotta find
this thing. So yeah, I got here like five or
five today because I was like.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Lifting the demerit right them up.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Where does that pay?
Speaker 5 (06:39):
I lifted up to this Presto machine. I lift up
everything that was around it. I was looking for holes.
I would looked up underneath that. I looked at it.
I couldn't find it. No idea where it went, no
idea where.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Check your hair.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
In there. Maybe I'm like, I don't know where it went.
And then I'm like, fuck, that sucks. And then I'm thinking, well,
Hayley likes to leave bread that sure, leave it closed
in the bag, but if it gets moldy, she just
leaves in there until she until eventually she throws it away.
So I'm like, you need to clean out.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Wait, you see it sitting there and don't toss it.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
No, I see it, and then I'll toss it. But
like she'll leave it in there that long until I
see it and toss it. So I don't know if
that's something. I don't know, but like it's not that
much either, So I said, we dump. So I texted
her and I said, this is the most shocking thing ever.
I texted her and I said, hey, there was a
cockroach in the kitchen this morning near the coffee pot.
We need to clean the two cupboards that we keep
(07:32):
food in and stuff just to be safe. And she
goes in all caps shut the fuck up. Was it alive?
And I go yeah, and she goes, oh, my fucking god,
that's not good. I'm so scared. I hate cockroaches, scared,
she's scared of coss and then she said, I'm dead serious,
we should move.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Okay, wait a minute.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
I'm absolutely stunned by this.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
She'd pick up a rat, a.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Rat, she picked up a possum spider snake, if she.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Saw coyote on the side of the road, like this dog.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Not at all. So I am absolutely stunned by this.
I'm like what because in my mind I'm like, all right,
Hayley's gonna handle this. The girl yeah, so but now
but now she's she wants me to handle it. So
I'm like, what am I supposed to do? And she goes, well,
if there's one, there's probably hundreds, and I go maybe,
I mean, this could have just came in. We don't
(08:24):
have like a hoarder house. It could have just came
in from, you know, when the door was being opened,
or an Amazon box or something like that. So I'm like,
I don't know. So you'd call a pest control guy
because we need to have him spray oh, So I'm like,
I don't know what to do. I asked Sky earlier.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
To dude, this guy came in Okay, this dude came
in the office this morning, shot out of a fucking camp.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Before the show started, the show even started. Really, guy,
you're not gonna believe what happened? My god, what am
I gonna do?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
One cock?
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Exactly.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
It wasn't like a giant tarantula or something crazy. I mean,
it's a cock. And then he started like, just.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
An infestation, how do you know?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Well?
Speaker 5 (09:08):
And then Sky goes, I worked at a restaurant once
the light and they would all just scatter.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Oh god, yeah, like it was a great place to like, legit.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
Any restaurant in the world. They're never going to tell you,
but every restaurant has Sky with the lights on with dude.
If you get deliveries of boxes and you.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Have food in every restaurant in America, in the world, yeah,
I mean I could see that in Indonesia. I don't
know that that's happened in Newark, Newark, sorry Jersey, but yeah,
I don't think that this is that serious.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
Oh he started like spinning out about it first started
with the infestation and how like, how is he going
to know where are they coming in?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
And then he started doing all this weird talk about
if he really actually saw it, like.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Because because it got away so fast, there's no holes
in the tile anywhere that it could go. I'm so
confused on where it went. So I'm like, am I
becoming schizophrenic? Like? Am I seeing things?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (10:18):
He's like front, Am I seeing things?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Cockroach?
Speaker 5 (10:23):
Because I can't believe where I was, Like, look at
I had this wrestle machine up in the air over
my head, looking we have another coffee pot thing. I'm
looking down that moving things around, Like where the did you?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Did it go.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
Under the countertop? Because lots of times under the countertop
there's a little gap between the countertop and the cabinet.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
No, I didn't.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
You didn't look under the countertop.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Well it went, it went away from the countertop. It
didn't go towards me. I mean, but now, so do
you think it's under the sink in the in the
in that area.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
Well, and you justinator I am, And you just have
plumbing stuff done under your house where it potentially like
pipes holes where the pipe goes to the house, and.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
What point that's Lady's got a point.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
No, but I'm just saying there could have been an
opportunity for one to get in. And he was also saying, well,
we've seen him in our backyard.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
Seen him in the garage.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Yeah I haven't. I don't think it's that big a deal.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Bro the past control guys coming out. We've to stay
out of there.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
You already have him coming out.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Well, I told my call later, Philip. I told him,
I call.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Him later shouting pest control.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Yeah, great guy, Yeah, Like, we doesn't go by Phil?
How forrmble is Philip control guy?
Speaker 5 (11:42):
I called him Phil and he signed a message once
with Philip. So I'm like to be.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
The screwdriver.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
So he says he's gonna come out, but we need
to be out of the house for two hours. And
I'm like, because we have a phantom cock what do
you do with the cat? That's what I'm saying. I
don't know, just let them go? Why don't you traps
for the cockroas for the cats, traps to the cockroaches?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
See if there's more like but the ones that are.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
All over our building rather yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
There are some.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
I'd rather just get him sprayed, and then I well
before I left to after I was done looking, I
was worried that I was going to get in the
baby's bottles that were out drying, so I try to
drive to them and put them all away. I can't
have a cockroach my baby's bottle.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
But where'd you put them away?
Speaker 5 (12:32):
And I looked. I searched the cabin to be sure
it wasn't in there, and then closed it.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Wow. Wow wrong with that? You guys?
Speaker 5 (12:40):
I would you have to do the same thing?
Speaker 6 (12:42):
It seems like a lot bro it seems like like this.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I used to throw kids pacified on the ground and
just pick it back up.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
She kept round up on the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Another good point. Cockroa