May 15, 2026 • 17 mins
Sky came in to the studio after the show had ended and delivered some news... very disturbing news... news that made us believe that she had pooped her pants...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We have talked over the years about Sky and her clothes.
She doesn't really get rid of clothes very often. Now
we've seen the same clothes years after years after years.
As soon as I bring up the lost sweatshirt, Emily
has a violent rea.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yeah, that she does. It's a violent reaction, like.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
A visions of the sleeves like popping in my hand.
I have so stretched out and holes in them and dirty.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
I have a hoodie like that by White Hoodie. And
it's time to retire that hoodie.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
You've had it that long?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
No, not that long, but like the the whole the
wrists are gettle stretched, it's very it's very like icky
to wear.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
And it's clean, but it's clean because you've watched it.
But it's stays like it still.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
And then on top of that, she doesn't feel right,
it feels old. I'm like, all right, time to retire this,
give it to somebody or whatever.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Sky's had that lost thing for twenty years.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, I don't twenty years.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Yeah, I've been wearing it in here, but.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
We can't look at I can't do it.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
But please believe I still wear it home on the weekend.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Please, girl, do you go like, will you run an
errand in that thing?
Speaker 6 (01:09):
Of course you.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Wear that in public out you're a public figure. You're
a public figure public, so you actually are.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
I go to La Hooya Hi.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
I don't know why I'd be there, but I go
to thea Hooya High and I see I see a
bunch of moms and yeah, I agree, a bunch of
moms in Lulu and viewery and then all those well she's.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Homeless, can't hits a camera panning?
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Okay, slippers?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Excuse me?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Well, apparently not only do we get this in the sweatshirts,
but it's also with her underwear.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
We ain't done.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
It's time for the one podcast over a year.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Completely uncensored and un being filtered except for that part
shows after show. Don't get it starts now, I don't
get it. You got money, more money than than than God.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
I don't have more, Like she makes as much as Charlemagne.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
It's crazy, yeah, God, totally crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Man spending money on food left and right, eating now, But.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
What she chooses, spreading restant she chooses to spend, and
what she chooses to not spend money on doesn't make
any sense.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
Tipping NonStop, it's crazy.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
I need to eat to survive. I don't need a
new sweatshirt because this one. Yeah, you do this one perfect.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I have a little bit of a stretch in the
wrist of that white and it's so ichy.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
I hate where it.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Does get a little floppy.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Yeah, it's just weird. It's a weird feeling.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
It's okay that okay, it's not okay for me.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
And a show has been on in twenty years people
get it to throw back.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Oh yeah, it's so it's so legit.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
No, this this was my dad through and like this,
this is you know, app doesn't fall far from the tree.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
You don't have to keep this going.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Your dad also drinking Miller of Light all the time?
Are you drinking course light all the time?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
No, but break the cycle.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
But he was a very frugal man, and to the
point where he would like put like duct tape in
his shoes because they.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Would holes in them.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Again, I mean he had money to buy new shoes,
but he's like, no, I could get a couple more
months out of.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
These, And why why would you not want to be comfortable? Well,
to him, it's comfortable having tape on your shoes. It's comfortable.
It's actually.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
New, Dad always new.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
When you have access to the trust, you.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Know, trust you guys buy Gucci shoes Alligator.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Okay, really.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, everybody's going to be disappointed in this, including your dad.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Uh. I'm just saying, dude, like this.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Happened to him.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Listen to me, Listen to me.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yes, there's a thing about women and their underwear, Emily.
Don't you want your underwear to be kind of pretty
and kind of like nice?
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (04:17):
I do.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
And even if nobody's going to see him, I still
like to have.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
People little lacy, little something. Yea little lacy situation.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Like that purple one is going on right now?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Now? Do you have to match it to the Bronx?
Speaker 5 (04:33):
I know a lot. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
You don't.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Unfortunate if somebody's going to see him, I'll match though.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
I feel like my wife, if she knows like it's
on tonight, she'll match it.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
Otherwise I think she just pulled yeah, like blind.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah, and so we've heard Sky's underwear is not like
what you're referring to, some frilly g streaming lay thing
they tried.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Both of these people have bought me thongs, right, well,
his wife technically picked it out, but but they presented
it because I'm uncomfortable.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
I feel weird underwear Thor gave.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Remember I thought I.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Was wearing yoga pants with granny panties for a long time.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Diaper and that's why you guys a loaded diaper.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Yeah, you and my son really changing.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
I don't need to change it.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Loading there so gross changing table. But yes, Sky wears
like men's Hanes underwear.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
Crazy, it's crazy about it is she's proud of it.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
That country brown.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
Yeah, I get an eight pack yellowy.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
I do eight pack black Hanes women, but they have
to be that they're white to I just prefer the
blast ones. And I don't know if I've ever had
a skin in my rise.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Don't you sometimes wear your husband's underwear too on your head?
Speaker 6 (06:06):
I swear I thought that you said if you're out,
you'll throw on his underwear.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I swear I think so.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Maybe I just I mean, maybe I did that once,
like a decade ago. But no, that's not a regular
whole bottom Hanes.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Okay, bloomers. Yeah, that is sexier than the phrase.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
These are tidy whities, right, they're basically they mean t
blackies black.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Yeah, so you don't even go like Box your briefs.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Why would girl? Why would I know? Box?
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Because it's a brand.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
You weird?
Speaker 5 (06:39):
They make women's.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Underwear or like Grandma's.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
They think like thongs and stuff too.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Then why don't you get them?
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Hanes make comfortable like Hanes.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Material cotton thongs.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
They're like the least sexy thong. Probably they look like
a jockstrap, like a bikini.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Cuts won't even sing about it.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
That was solid this guy, Could you please wear a
Haines thong in here?
Speaker 6 (07:05):
That would be.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Why am I going to?
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Why am I spend money?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
That would just be so I just got a yeast
infection thinking about that, Okay, I don't talk about.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Listen like when you have underwear that's as old as yours,
I'm sure there's a loaf of bread down there, bro, Like,
I don't know what that a washer?
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Dude, I watched underwear.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Sourdough is going on down there?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Okay, because you're always moist too, that's the sky.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
She said it.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
But I changed my underwear like multiplest.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
But she doesn't change your socks.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
Okay, no, no socks. I'll wear for like three baste.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Underwear and bra she changes though, or.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
No bra, well bra, Jesus takes it off.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Just take and then it never comes back on for
the rest of the day. But yeah, like I think
it was yesterday, I went through three pairs of underwear.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Why did you have the runs? Now?
Speaker 5 (08:08):
So I put on a fresh in the morning.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I went home so moist.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
I went home and took a bath, and so I
put on a freshy pair after that fresh, and then
at night it was shower night, had to wash the hair.
So after shower another fresh.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
You took a bath and a shower.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Yeah, the bath was like at like noon, and then
the shower was like at seven pm.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Why do you need both?
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Because I had to wash my hair and you can't
wash your hair in the bath.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
That's great, you're right, that's really well. The whole thing
is gross.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
It's well to take a bath on a hair washed day.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Well, you can't see you.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
But I would have just not taken a bath and
been like I'm a shower later.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Well, look what I need to soak and read my book?
Where am I going to do? I got to fire
it up. I don't got forty five minutes away for
that ship.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Well, I gotta get it.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
She's got so angry, just say it, like why you
your has been fire up the jacuz, mommy's on her
way home.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Mommy an app where I can.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
But I don't know.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
She told your husband too, you'd want to have sex.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Yeah, and then you'd be looking.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
At me and I don't not if you looked at
your underwear.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Okay, dude, listen, so you got these bloomers that you had,
you know whatever, Like Sky, if she's ever, if the
plane's ever going down, this guy's gonna be fine. She's
gonna strap on her underwear and then just sail all
the way down. Because that's it's basically a guy.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
It's like Sky's in an Indiana Jones movie and he
needs something and so he takes guys underwear and they
go down.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Or if like randomly decides, you know, circuses in town
put up skis underwear for a tent. Perfect perfect, It's
not perfect. Her underwear is just huge. Gross, it's huge.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Okay, what are you doing when when it comes to
these Hanes women's sizes, it is just small, medium, large?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
Wow, it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Go excel, double excel, it goes it.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Goes regular underwear for women isn't like that, right, No,
it is it is. I thought it was like different,
like sometimes numbers that's like jeans or like it.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Can on be for like super fancy brands. But in
a small, medium large world.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
Emily only gets her thongs from Goodwill.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
I mean, I used, I don't buy Thongs's secret Okay,
that was lingerie. That was a night top, a top
that I bought once used. That's so like a teddy.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
I can't believe you did that anyway.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
So Sky has these bloomers that she wears, and it's
not like she changes them out. So she's told us
before that she does not buy new underwear until there's
holes in them, And I'm like, dude, why do you
have to wear them sold like holes?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I was.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
I was surprised to learn that. Like you have a
rotation that every like twelve months.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Or whatever, oh mine's every six months.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Every six months, you just ditch them and then get
a whole fresh new set.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
I made the money that Sky makes, I would be
buying new one to wearing new socks all the time because.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
It's a great feeling.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
It is a good thing.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
I heard I heard a long time ago doctor Dre
has new socks every day.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
He always has a new peris.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Remember remember Boston Robb who on the show, he came
up with this thing called Socks in a Box where
he wanted to sell this thing with like a dispenser
that you just pull out new socks every day's disposable.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Would be a millionaire right now if you had.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
Actually that's d yeah, but that's what I would do.
I was a millionaire.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Dude, socks that had been worn too much and they
get all loosey.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Awful the dryer, y'all live in large. That feels good.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Slapper, you're closer in your hand, she'll die.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
I don't need a brand new out of the dryer, delightful.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Live large, lived large, feel good.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
I'm clean.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Okay, stop it. So Sky comes in here every day
after the show. Two things happen. We record our promo.
Thor does this, he goes.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Roma it's really exciting.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
And then and then Sky goes, all right, now I'm
gonna go to Tinkletown. I'm off to Tinkletown.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
And then she goes, and.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
She'll go I'll go promo and she'll go before after tinkle.
Because Emily, for once nine two hits.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
Emily runs in and out.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Of between the studio and the Heart Studio five hundred times,
just to finish one thing.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
Every sing a lot.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Like if I say to these guys, I gotta go
to the town. They know where I'm going.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
They know what town.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
The mayor and so Sky ran into the town, and
so Thor and I were in here. Emily, you were
in your studio doing something and then Sky comes back
in and she had a big announcement to make some
thing very unfortunate happened in the restroom.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Yeah, I was visiting the town. I didn't see this company.
It was just another day in the town, you know,
the townspeople. Or it was beautiful, the sun was shining,
the sky was blue. It's a Friday.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I'm like, fuck youwhere moister.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Somebody in the stall next to me don't know what's
going on there, but they had they have been there
for a while, and they were still there.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
When I left. So yep, yep. Sorry.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
So I'm I'm loving life shows over throws. Over All
we got to do is the podcast, and we're ready
to come. But something tragic happened, and I came back
in here and had to announce it to my friends
that we're.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
Here in the room, and I haven't heard this yet.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I was in the other room.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Well, Emily, I had to tell my friends here in
the room that based on what happened in the bathroom,
I now know it's time that I got to buy
a freshy pack new Hanes.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
So when I hear that, immediately I think, what did
she shipped her pants?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Like?
Speaker 4 (14:05):
That's if someone that, if someone tells you, based on
what just happened in the bathroom, I need to buy
a new fresh back of Hates. I'm thinking it, holy fresh,
she shipped her pants.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
Something happened, And that's how she plans on telling me.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Through away her underwear, because she shed her pants.
Speaker 6 (14:22):
Yeah, any other way to take that?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
No? Not really.
Speaker 6 (14:26):
I couldn't believe that's how you said.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
It, a new load in her pants, know you guys there, that's.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Why the person in the stall wasn't leaving because ship
everywhere they were terrifying.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
No you guys, No, no, no, I went to Tinkletown,
not ship Town. And so no, it has nothing to
do with shards or shots or what.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
I don't know what they're called.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
But it had nothing to do with any of that,
So go do my business is done at the town
pulling the undis back up. And I don't know about
how everybody else pulls up their undies, but I feel
like most people do it the same way. You hold
onto the top part on the sides and you pull
them up. Well, that's when something very unfortunate happened.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
The shirt.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Would you like to see?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Oh you're gonna show well, oh.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
God, that's a huge they're so face at the top.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Did I see the tops? You see that?
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Unfortunately, it's like already there's like a giant hole. But
somehow I feel like in Sky's mind, she's like, I
could say that to the boot, this is like.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
A sexy she is going to let him tear those
off of her.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Yeah, before leggings, he could you know you never heard
that there was an old pair of leggings that got
a little hole in the crotch and then he ripped
it apart.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
He wanted to keep them to and then went to
a different town to do Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
Okay, so yeah, when I was in the bathroom and
heard the rip sound, how.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Old can these be? I don't know, a decade old. Yeah,
they're disgusting.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
So I think it's the time.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Why are you sad?
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Crazy?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Look at things? Clearly not until twenty minutes ago.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
The old great.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
No, you're crazy, dude.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
It's a sad day, that's all I'm saying. Sad day.
And now I gotta go to like Coal's and buy
a pack of Freshet on Amazon. I don't know why
I always go to Cole's for.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Things feel like different underwear. God, oh, Emily.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Guy, Hey, I'd rather you go to Goodwill like Emily.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
That would make more sense.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
No, when something works, it works.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
You know you don't.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
You don't switch it up, so uh working? Yeah, if
anybody's looking to buy me a gift underwear again, w
We have talked over the years about Sky and her clothes.
She doesn't really get rid of clothes very often. Now
we've seen the same clothes years after years after years.
As soon as I bring up the lost sweatshirt, Emily
has a violent rea.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yeah, that she does. It's a violent reaction, like.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
A visions of the sleeves like popping in my hand.
I have so stretched out and holes in them and dirty.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
I have a hoodie like that by White Hoodie. And
it's time to retire that hoodie.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
You've had it that long?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
No, not that long, but like the the whole the
wrists are gettle stretched, it's very it's very like icky
to wear.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
And it's clean, but it's clean because you've watched it.
But it's stays like it still.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
And then on top of that, she doesn't feel right,
it feels old. I'm like, all right, time to retire this,
give it to somebody or whatever.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Sky's had that lost thing for twenty years.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, I don't twenty years.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Yeah, I've been wearing it in here, but.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
We can't look at I can't do it.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
But please believe I still wear it home on the weekend.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Please, girl, do you go like, will you run an
errand in that thing?
Speaker 6 (01:09):
Of course you.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Wear that in public out you're a public figure. You're
a public figure public, so you actually are.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
I go to La Hooya Hi.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
I don't know why I'd be there, but I go
to thea Hooya High and I see I see a
bunch of moms and yeah, I agree, a bunch of
moms in Lulu and viewery and then all those well she's.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Homeless, can't hits a camera panning?
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Okay, slippers?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Excuse me?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Well, apparently not only do we get this in the sweatshirts,
but it's also with her underwear.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
We ain't done.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
It's time for the one podcast over a year.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Completely uncensored and un being filtered except for that part
shows after show. Don't get it starts now, I don't
get it. You got money, more money than than than God.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
I don't have more, Like she makes as much as Charlemagne.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
It's crazy, yeah, God, totally crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Man spending money on food left and right, eating now, But.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
What she chooses, spreading restant she chooses to spend, and
what she chooses to not spend money on doesn't make
any sense.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
Tipping NonStop, it's crazy.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
I need to eat to survive. I don't need a
new sweatshirt because this one. Yeah, you do this one perfect.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I have a little bit of a stretch in the
wrist of that white and it's so ichy.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
I hate where it.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Does get a little floppy.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Yeah, it's just weird. It's a weird feeling.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
It's okay that okay, it's not okay for me.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
And a show has been on in twenty years people
get it to throw back.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Oh yeah, it's so it's so legit.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
No, this this was my dad through and like this,
this is you know, app doesn't fall far from the tree.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
You don't have to keep this going.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Your dad also drinking Miller of Light all the time?
Are you drinking course light all the time?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
No, but break the cycle.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
But he was a very frugal man, and to the
point where he would like put like duct tape in
his shoes because they.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Would holes in them.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Again, I mean he had money to buy new shoes,
but he's like, no, I could get a couple more
months out of.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
These, And why why would you not want to be comfortable? Well,
to him, it's comfortable having tape on your shoes. It's comfortable.
It's actually.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
New, Dad always new.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
When you have access to the trust, you.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Know, trust you guys buy Gucci shoes Alligator.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Okay, really.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, everybody's going to be disappointed in this, including your dad.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Uh. I'm just saying, dude, like this.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Happened to him.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Listen to me, Listen to me.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yes, there's a thing about women and their underwear, Emily.
Don't you want your underwear to be kind of pretty
and kind of like nice?
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (04:17):
I do.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
And even if nobody's going to see him, I still
like to have.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
People little lacy, little something. Yea little lacy situation.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Like that purple one is going on right now?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Now? Do you have to match it to the Bronx?
Speaker 5 (04:33):
I know a lot. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
You don't.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Unfortunate if somebody's going to see him, I'll match though.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
I feel like my wife, if she knows like it's
on tonight, she'll match it.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
Otherwise I think she just pulled yeah, like blind.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah, and so we've heard Sky's underwear is not like
what you're referring to, some frilly g streaming lay thing
they tried.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Both of these people have bought me thongs, right, well,
his wife technically picked it out, but but they presented
it because I'm uncomfortable.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
I feel weird underwear Thor gave.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Remember I thought I.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Was wearing yoga pants with granny panties for a long time.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Diaper and that's why you guys a loaded diaper.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Yeah, you and my son really changing.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
I don't need to change it.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Loading there so gross changing table. But yes, Sky wears
like men's Hanes underwear.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
Crazy, it's crazy about it is she's proud of it.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
That country brown.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
Yeah, I get an eight pack yellowy.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
I do eight pack black Hanes women, but they have
to be that they're white to I just prefer the
blast ones. And I don't know if I've ever had
a skin in my rise.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Don't you sometimes wear your husband's underwear too on your head?
Speaker 6 (06:06):
I swear I thought that you said if you're out,
you'll throw on his underwear.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I swear I think so.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Maybe I just I mean, maybe I did that once,
like a decade ago. But no, that's not a regular
whole bottom Hanes.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Okay, bloomers. Yeah, that is sexier than the phrase.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
These are tidy whities, right, they're basically they mean t
blackies black.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Yeah, so you don't even go like Box your briefs.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Why would girl? Why would I know? Box?
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Because it's a brand.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
You weird?
Speaker 5 (06:39):
They make women's.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Underwear or like Grandma's.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
They think like thongs and stuff too.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Then why don't you get them?
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Hanes make comfortable like Hanes.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Material cotton thongs.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
They're like the least sexy thong. Probably they look like
a jockstrap, like a bikini.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Cuts won't even sing about it.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
That was solid this guy, Could you please wear a
Haines thong in here?
Speaker 6 (07:05):
That would be.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Why am I going to?
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Why am I spend money?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
That would just be so I just got a yeast
infection thinking about that, Okay, I don't talk about.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Listen like when you have underwear that's as old as yours,
I'm sure there's a loaf of bread down there, bro, Like,
I don't know what that a washer?
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Dude, I watched underwear.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Sourdough is going on down there?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Okay, because you're always moist too, that's the sky.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
She said it.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
But I changed my underwear like multiplest.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
But she doesn't change your socks.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
Okay, no, no socks. I'll wear for like three baste.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Underwear and bra she changes though, or.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
No bra, well bra, Jesus takes it off.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Just take and then it never comes back on for
the rest of the day. But yeah, like I think
it was yesterday, I went through three pairs of underwear.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Why did you have the runs? Now?
Speaker 5 (08:08):
So I put on a fresh in the morning.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I went home so moist.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
I went home and took a bath, and so I
put on a freshy pair after that fresh, and then
at night it was shower night, had to wash the hair.
So after shower another fresh.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
You took a bath and a shower.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Yeah, the bath was like at like noon, and then
the shower was like at seven pm.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Why do you need both?
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Because I had to wash my hair and you can't
wash your hair in the bath.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
That's great, you're right, that's really well. The whole thing
is gross.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
It's well to take a bath on a hair washed day.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Well, you can't see you.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
But I would have just not taken a bath and
been like I'm a shower later.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Well, look what I need to soak and read my book?
Where am I going to do? I got to fire
it up. I don't got forty five minutes away for
that ship.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Well, I gotta get it.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
She's got so angry, just say it, like why you
your has been fire up the jacuz, mommy's on her
way home.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Mommy an app where I can.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
But I don't know.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
She told your husband too, you'd want to have sex.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Yeah, and then you'd be looking.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
At me and I don't not if you looked at
your underwear.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Okay, dude, listen, so you got these bloomers that you had,
you know whatever, Like Sky, if she's ever, if the
plane's ever going down, this guy's gonna be fine. She's
gonna strap on her underwear and then just sail all
the way down. Because that's it's basically a guy.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
It's like Sky's in an Indiana Jones movie and he
needs something and so he takes guys underwear and they
go down.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Or if like randomly decides, you know, circuses in town
put up skis underwear for a tent. Perfect perfect, It's
not perfect. Her underwear is just huge. Gross, it's huge.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Okay, what are you doing when when it comes to
these Hanes women's sizes, it is just small, medium, large?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
Wow, it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Go excel, double excel, it goes it.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Goes regular underwear for women isn't like that, right, No,
it is it is. I thought it was like different,
like sometimes numbers that's like jeans or like it.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Can on be for like super fancy brands. But in
a small, medium large world.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
Emily only gets her thongs from Goodwill.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
I mean, I used, I don't buy Thongs's secret Okay,
that was lingerie. That was a night top, a top
that I bought once used. That's so like a teddy.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
I can't believe you did that anyway.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
So Sky has these bloomers that she wears, and it's
not like she changes them out. So she's told us
before that she does not buy new underwear until there's
holes in them, And I'm like, dude, why do you
have to wear them sold like holes?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I was.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
I was surprised to learn that. Like you have a
rotation that every like twelve months.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Or whatever, oh mine's every six months.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Every six months, you just ditch them and then get
a whole fresh new set.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
I made the money that Sky makes, I would be
buying new one to wearing new socks all the time because.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
It's a great feeling.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
It is a good thing.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
I heard I heard a long time ago doctor Dre
has new socks every day.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
He always has a new peris.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Remember remember Boston Robb who on the show, he came
up with this thing called Socks in a Box where
he wanted to sell this thing with like a dispenser
that you just pull out new socks every day's disposable.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Would be a millionaire right now if you had.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
Actually that's d yeah, but that's what I would do.
I was a millionaire.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Dude, socks that had been worn too much and they
get all loosey.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Awful the dryer, y'all live in large. That feels good.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Slapper, you're closer in your hand, she'll die.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
I don't need a brand new out of the dryer, delightful.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Live large, lived large, feel good.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
I'm clean.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Okay, stop it. So Sky comes in here every day
after the show. Two things happen. We record our promo.
Thor does this, he goes.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Roma it's really exciting.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
And then and then Sky goes, all right, now I'm
gonna go to Tinkletown. I'm off to Tinkletown.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
And then she goes, and.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
She'll go I'll go promo and she'll go before after tinkle.
Because Emily, for once nine two hits.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
Emily runs in and out.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Of between the studio and the Heart Studio five hundred times,
just to finish one thing.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
Every sing a lot.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Like if I say to these guys, I gotta go
to the town. They know where I'm going.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
They know what town.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
The mayor and so Sky ran into the town, and
so Thor and I were in here. Emily, you were
in your studio doing something and then Sky comes back
in and she had a big announcement to make some
thing very unfortunate happened in the restroom.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Yeah, I was visiting the town. I didn't see this company.
It was just another day in the town, you know,
the townspeople. Or it was beautiful, the sun was shining,
the sky was blue. It's a Friday.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I'm like, fuck youwhere moister.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Somebody in the stall next to me don't know what's
going on there, but they had they have been there
for a while, and they were still there.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
When I left. So yep, yep. Sorry.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
So I'm I'm loving life shows over throws. Over All
we got to do is the podcast, and we're ready
to come. But something tragic happened, and I came back
in here and had to announce it to my friends
that we're.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
Here in the room, and I haven't heard this yet.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I was in the other room.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Well, Emily, I had to tell my friends here in
the room that based on what happened in the bathroom,
I now know it's time that I got to buy
a freshy pack new Hanes.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
So when I hear that, immediately I think, what did
she shipped her pants?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Like?
Speaker 4 (14:05):
That's if someone that, if someone tells you, based on
what just happened in the bathroom, I need to buy
a new fresh back of Hates. I'm thinking it, holy fresh,
she shipped her pants.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
Something happened, And that's how she plans on telling me.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Through away her underwear, because she shed her pants.
Speaker 6 (14:22):
Yeah, any other way to take that?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
No? Not really.
Speaker 6 (14:26):
I couldn't believe that's how you said.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
It, a new load in her pants, know you guys there, that's.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Why the person in the stall wasn't leaving because ship
everywhere they were terrifying.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
No you guys, No, no, no, I went to Tinkletown,
not ship Town. And so no, it has nothing to
do with shards or shots or what.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
I don't know what they're called.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
But it had nothing to do with any of that,
So go do my business is done at the town
pulling the undis back up. And I don't know about
how everybody else pulls up their undies, but I feel
like most people do it the same way. You hold
onto the top part on the sides and you pull
them up. Well, that's when something very unfortunate happened.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
The shirt.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Would you like to see?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Oh you're gonna show well, oh.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
God, that's a huge they're so face at the top.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Did I see the tops? You see that?
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Unfortunately, it's like already there's like a giant hole. But
somehow I feel like in Sky's mind, she's like, I
could say that to the boot, this is like.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
A sexy she is going to let him tear those
off of her.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Yeah, before leggings, he could you know you never heard
that there was an old pair of leggings that got
a little hole in the crotch and then he ripped
it apart.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
He wanted to keep them to and then went to
a different town to do Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
Okay, so yeah, when I was in the bathroom and
heard the rip sound, how.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Old can these be? I don't know, a decade old. Yeah,
they're disgusting.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
So I think it's the time.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Why are you sad?
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Crazy?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Look at things? Clearly not until twenty minutes ago.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
The old great.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
No, you're crazy, dude.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
It's a sad day, that's all I'm saying. Sad day.
And now I gotta go to like Coal's and buy
a pack of Freshet on Amazon. I don't know why
I always go to Cole's for.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Things feel like different underwear. God, oh, Emily.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Guy, Hey, I'd rather you go to Goodwill like Emily.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
That would make more sense.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
No, when something works, it works.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
You know you don't.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
You don't switch it up, so uh working? Yeah, if
anybody's looking to buy me a gift underwear again, w
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