May 18, 2026 • 14 mins
For the past 3.5 HOURS, Thor has been trying to fill out an expense report to get paid back for a work trip The Show is going on in August. While we will say the new program is hard to figure out... the reaction that he has been having is INSANE!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This has been going on for three and a half hours.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
It feels like it does it.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
It does. I can't fucking hear one more second of this.
It is not my fault because you are a moron.
It is not my fault that you are a moral
and cannot figure out how to fill out a simple
expense report.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
It's time for the one podcast Find a.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Year completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part
the show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Now, all right, I'm gonna drop a lot of BTS
knowledge here, okay, of how things operate at Big iHeart
Radio Corporation Media blah blah blah blah bl okay. So
we go to this radio conference every single year, people
who've been listening to our show for years. No, there
(01:04):
is a few days in August that we disappear and
we get jet said in duffed to a different locale
every year, but we.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Always come back with a lot of ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Great story when we travel together. It's so stupid every time. Well,
this year, this amazing conference is going to be in
where beautiful.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
You know what sucks about that the most? The guy
that runs it asked everybody where we should go next?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
It was your I'd love to know everybody's picks. What
did you pick?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I think I didn't say Vegas because that would never happen.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Well, we would never go to the conference.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Maybe I said Miami, welcome to mine. Maybe I write,
did I say Miami, or.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I don't remember mine? Nashville?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Nashville.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I thought that would be kind of a different local. Okay,
you remember where you picked?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
So I had.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
No I had already heard you talking about Nashville, and
so so I Joe Lee said Hawaii, knowing that will
never fucking happen because they know no one will go
to any of the actual.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
And again, imagine somebody in like New York all the
way to I don't give a ship.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
I did just want a free trip to Hawaii, and
then and then ha ha ha ha, and then I
throughout Nashville because I had heard you said two.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Votes for Why didn't you?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Uh huh, Emily, would you pick.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Three votes for Nashville?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Really?
Speaker 6 (02:23):
Because I like I heard you. I was thinking I
thought New Orleans would be cool, but you guys have
already been I haven't been there yet, and so I
think I had fun.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
There are no But would you do in New Orleans?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Get crazy in New Orleans? No cares of these.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
But I did tell the head guy I did say
New Orleans. I said New Orleans, and then I did
say Nashville.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
So no one on fucking earth.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Again, not one person? Who is what you ask us?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
He was asking everybody.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, I'm sure nobody else your Duluth.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Yeah, what would I remember specifically? When I said Nashville,
he goes a lot of people are saying that that's
like a front runner.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I guess he just got the super Bowl for twenty thirty.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Oh, Nashville, What the fuck?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
So people's hot, right?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
What the fuck?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Yeah, it's hot right Nowland, Yeah, it's gonna be it's
never going to be hot.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah, okay, what was second choice? Grand Rapids?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yeah, no, thank you. So whatever, So we're going to
Cleveland this year. That's in August, and so, uh, what
happens is we are told this year. The other BTS
thing is we don't want to have a boss right now.
We haven't had a boss in like six or seven
months who's like a direct person who's in charge of us,
which is fine, who cares.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Well, I just say all types of crazy stuff and
I don't care reprimanded.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Well, yeah, that's legit for you, which is nice.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, and so yeah, that that is a very odd
situation because normally the person who is our program director
they book all of that stuff for us, and then
we just go, you know whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
There's the company card, they book it all.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
So it's an airfare, it's flight, and then it's the
ticket to the event, and so we've never really had
to handle all that stuff before. But because we don't
have a current PD who is in charge of us,
they said, all right, well you guys, just book it
all and then expense it and we'll just pay you back. Okay,
that seems like an easy, normal process. Well, of course,
(04:21):
our company, they for some reason always make weird changes,
and they're never to make them more easy and user friendly.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Now, Like when they tell you changes have happened, they
make it sound like, oh, this is gonna be better,
But then when you actually go to use the program
or whatever, and he's right, it's like a fucking riddle.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
There's so many hoops you got to jump through, there's
so many things you got to figure out. In fact,
you can't say it's going to be easier and then
put out a training session video on how to fill
out an expense report.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
That being said, though, yeah, there are morons that are
in this world. And like I was in a train session.
Don't look at me when I was in a training
session with somebody who couldn't figure out how to press
a button.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
That's true. So it's true.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
So like they had to like show a lot of
questions and they had a lot of questions about it.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
That was very technical though it was crazy.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
So I get what you're saying. Is it my fucking.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Okay, So I've already done of course me. I was
the first one who's done everything. I booked everything and
then went in to do the expense report and it
was tricky. There was things in there that I was like, oh, man,
I don't know what I'm supposed to write in this line?
What am I supposed to do this?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
The merchant?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, what does that exactly mean? Because I think I
know what merchant means. But why would you need to
know that? You need to know that it's delta? Okay,
I mean whatever you already put in what the airline.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Was, once you put the receipt, why do you Yeah,
and that's another good point.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Another good point.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
I just write the name or the amount, I mean
the amount.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
The old system like, actually, once you uploaded.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Took all the information, it would fill out the category
we have AI.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, why don't just read the receipt? I don't fill
it out.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
And the old system you can't use anymore.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
This is a new system. So it was a little
bit tricky, but I figured it all out.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Okay, the fucking genius expense any expense.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Ye, guess what, love a boy, I've already been paid back.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
You've been paid how much that I'm.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Spending my money left and right?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Look at extra money money, there's still the same money that.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Let's go to Cleveland again.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Ye one year, I'm having a great time. Yeah, wow,
good time in my life. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Can I say, just for the record, just to bag
on Cleveland one more time. There's not even a direct
flight from.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Guy refuses to travel whenever there is a connecting.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
The Southwest and I and I put in Cleveland as
my destination. It's that, are you why I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
To go to a Guardian's game.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
No, No, like the amount of flights that are on there,
I'm like I got to connect and.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Well, somebody better help me.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I mean, you're flying with us, so I mean I
think you won't get lost.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
I know, but our layovers in Vegas, and you know
I love a good slot machine, so I'll.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Go with that, Joe. So whatever. So you know this,
this was a couple of weeks ago that I did
all did all this and whatever. Done. Well. Uh, for
some reason, Thor chose today during the show a while
to do all this, and so of course he's asking
all these questions, what do I do? What do you
(07:45):
get the ticket for?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Is that what he sounds like?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Sounds and he's got all these different questions or whatever.
So he buys all the stuff. Now it's time to
fill out the expec to get paid back.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Yeah, I filled out immediately. I don't the people that
say something and then don't fill the express report.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
And money doesn't wild, money doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
How could you not do it right? When you're done,
You're you're already on the computer. Just fill it out
and you're on the clock.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
And you're on the clock.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I'm not on the clock.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Wait, don't you want to get paid back?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
You don't care about it because.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
I booked my ticket at like like noon on a Friday,
and I was getting ready to leave because I was
worried that this hot flight to Cleveland, they're going to
be good seats available seat the whole fucking plane's empty.
But so I did it late on a Friday, and
I'm like, next week, I'll do the expense.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Report, and then kind of.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
It's been two weeks, and then forgot about it until
I got my credit card statement this weekend.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
And I looked at it for a new credit card statement.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
And I'm like, ah, fuck, so now what's your excuse, sweetheart.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
I put it on my credit card and then I
just forgot to do it.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
That's a guy bought it, like the tickets last week
or something. Maybe you can have to go so crazy
a week and a half.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
And then now I bought the ticket to the event
and I still haven't done my hotel yet.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
That's I'm still waiting the hotel.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
You don't have to pay for it right away, but yeah,
the ticket to the event and the ticket to the
planets over a thousand bucks.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
You haven't done the expense report yet. That's nuts.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
There's so money conscience and they don't do it.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
I'm stun by that I'm going to get the money back.
I mean it's not like I'm not.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
But don't you want it back faster? Well, I wait.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Before your credit card is due. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Well, I mean it's gonna come when I get my paycheck.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Guy, This doesn't surprise me, Emily. It surprises me a little.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
I don't know what I was doing with the plane
ticket though, didn't come out of like my I use
my debit card for day to day spending and so like,
it's not like it's affecting me paying bills or anything.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Yeah, So well I put it.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
I put it on myself. Was credit.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
I put it on myself.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Was credit card again, Southwest Credit hard So that's what.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
That's No, That's why I said, a credit on my
credit card. That's why it's not like hindering me and
paying bills or anything.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Not getting that money back, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
To pay that minimum, that's not doesn't mess around.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
If he's got any kind of expense, he's going to
put it in that second.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Fuck that.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
So he literally bought the stuff and then immediately it
was going to fill out the expense report. Well, not
going so well three and a half hours. Crazy is.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
I get on there and it's so it's so fucking stupid,
how hard this is? And I do it, and it
keeps it gives me this one error and it says
that it's not it's not loaded as a personal expense.
And my first question is what other fucking expense would
it be? Computer I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
It, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
It doesn't make sense to me that that whole thing
doesn't make sense. It's saying it's not a personal expense, basically.
It's it's basically saying I'm just asking them for money,
which doesn't.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Make There's a difference between a company credit card and
an out of pocket expense, and so it's coming up
as like it needs to know what is it. And
for some reason, there's no line in there that you
can click on it. And I did it because I
remember clicking an out of pocket thing. I can't find
it either. I don't know what to do it.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
So I got in there and I asked Addie to help.
Eddie had the same issue, and I'm like, so then
I changed where they send the money to when they
expense me, and it's still not working.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
I've tried seven times, and I'm just and it won't
fucking work.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
And now I've emailed somebody and they suggested I asked Eddie, well,
don't you think I.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Would sitting there, I'm in the same room. Yes, it
is tricky. I'm not gonna lie. I went over and
I can't figure it out. He couldn't figure it out.
Nobody seems to be able to figure it out. That
being said, this guy is losing his ship.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Well, I'm so frustrated.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Wait, you're gonna be like, he won't let this go
all day long.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
They're gonna get paid. You think you're not gonna get paid.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
I don't trust anybody when it comes to money, because
next thing, you know, what's gonna say, Oh, you didn't
do it in the amount of time you're supposed to
do it in, so we can't pay you now, I.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Mean twenty four hours.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
I want it back in my bank account.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
I don't just have millions of dollars to throw and
burn like the sky does.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I don't I care about what's going out of my
account on like Emily.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
I want to know.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
I want to make sure I have a check book.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
I want to make sure that what I want to
know what I keep on top of my credit card.
You know, there's a reason why in thirty nine years,
your boy's never been in credit card debt.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Okay, I stay on top of the ship.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
With your.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
You are a credit card, you are on top of it.
I don't know what he believes you.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
You're on top of it. It's just a it's a
glitch in the system. You're going to fix it.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Well, And my favorite part was so we're hearing every
time he fucking clicks on it and it doesn't go through.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
He's throwing up f words and putting his hands up
and pacing back and forth.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
It's frustrated.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
And then he and then he's like, I am going
to get this done today. I will not sleep unless
well then.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
I asked Sky, I go, Sky, why don't you do it?
And then she gets out all cocky, all right, I
guess I'll do that because if she doesn't give up
a book, so you know, she cares.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
So dude claims he's not going to be able to sleep,
and he finally reaches out to like the head finance chick,
and she goes.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
She's the assistant the head finance chicks in the whole
and you know that, and she.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Goes, I'm not working today. I can help you with.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
It, which, by the way, why aren't you Monday?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
It's a Monday, and we have three day we have
a three day weekend next.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Weekend, back three day weekends, back to back weekend.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Weekends.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
So are you not going to sleep tonight?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I don't know what.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
I just got another email, somebody saying to ask the
chick that the finance chick that's in charge, and I will,
but it's just so frustrating. Okay, okay, and then what sky?
What happened when you.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Tried to do it?
Speaker 5 (14:02):
I tried to do it real quick, tried at once,
got a bunch of error messages, said to myself, there's
probably something wrong with the system today.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
I'll try again tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
You got you didn't get a bunch of air messages.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I got like three.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Well that's what you didn't feel really?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yeah, she didn't feel well.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
I was just rushing and I figured the system's fucking
broken today.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
I will not help you tomorrow. When I figured.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
I will not help, I am not being weird. Oh no,
not be helped, and neither will Emily. Neither will be helped.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
I got old cocky too, because you guys were trying
to do this.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
So I go, I fucking go skip it into my studio.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
I go, I go, I fill out the forms I
was able to submit. Turns out I was using the
wrong fucking program.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
You used the old system, Emily
This has been going on for three and a half hours.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
It feels like it does it.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
It does. I can't fucking hear one more second of this.
It is not my fault because you are a moron.
It is not my fault that you are a moral
and cannot figure out how to fill out a simple
expense report.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
It's time for the one podcast Find a.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Year completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part
the show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Now, all right, I'm gonna drop a lot of BTS
knowledge here, okay, of how things operate at Big iHeart
Radio Corporation Media blah blah blah blah bl okay. So
we go to this radio conference every single year, people
who've been listening to our show for years. No, there
(01:04):
is a few days in August that we disappear and
we get jet said in duffed to a different locale
every year, but we.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Always come back with a lot of ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Great story when we travel together. It's so stupid every time. Well,
this year, this amazing conference is going to be in
where beautiful.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
You know what sucks about that the most? The guy
that runs it asked everybody where we should go next?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
It was your I'd love to know everybody's picks. What
did you pick?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I think I didn't say Vegas because that would never happen.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Well, we would never go to the conference.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Maybe I said Miami, welcome to mine. Maybe I write,
did I say Miami, or.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I don't remember mine? Nashville?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Nashville.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I thought that would be kind of a different local. Okay,
you remember where you picked?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
So I had.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
No I had already heard you talking about Nashville, and
so so I Joe Lee said Hawaii, knowing that will
never fucking happen because they know no one will go
to any of the actual.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
And again, imagine somebody in like New York all the
way to I don't give a ship.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
I did just want a free trip to Hawaii, and
then and then ha ha ha ha, and then I
throughout Nashville because I had heard you said two.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Votes for Why didn't you?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Uh huh, Emily, would you pick.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Three votes for Nashville?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Really?
Speaker 6 (02:23):
Because I like I heard you. I was thinking I
thought New Orleans would be cool, but you guys have
already been I haven't been there yet, and so I
think I had fun.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
There are no But would you do in New Orleans?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Get crazy in New Orleans? No cares of these.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
But I did tell the head guy I did say
New Orleans. I said New Orleans, and then I did
say Nashville.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
So no one on fucking earth.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Again, not one person? Who is what you ask us?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
He was asking everybody.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, I'm sure nobody else your Duluth.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Yeah, what would I remember specifically? When I said Nashville,
he goes a lot of people are saying that that's
like a front runner.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I guess he just got the super Bowl for twenty thirty.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Oh, Nashville, What the fuck?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
So people's hot, right?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
What the fuck?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Yeah, it's hot right Nowland, Yeah, it's gonna be it's
never going to be hot.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah, okay, what was second choice? Grand Rapids?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yeah, no, thank you. So whatever, So we're going to
Cleveland this year. That's in August, and so, uh, what
happens is we are told this year. The other BTS
thing is we don't want to have a boss right now.
We haven't had a boss in like six or seven
months who's like a direct person who's in charge of us,
which is fine, who cares.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Well, I just say all types of crazy stuff and
I don't care reprimanded.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Well, yeah, that's legit for you, which is nice.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, and so yeah, that that is a very odd
situation because normally the person who is our program director
they book all of that stuff for us, and then
we just go, you know whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
There's the company card, they book it all.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
So it's an airfare, it's flight, and then it's the
ticket to the event, and so we've never really had
to handle all that stuff before. But because we don't
have a current PD who is in charge of us,
they said, all right, well you guys, just book it
all and then expense it and we'll just pay you back. Okay,
that seems like an easy, normal process. Well, of course,
(04:21):
our company, they for some reason always make weird changes,
and they're never to make them more easy and user friendly.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Now, Like when they tell you changes have happened, they
make it sound like, oh, this is gonna be better,
But then when you actually go to use the program
or whatever, and he's right, it's like a fucking riddle.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
There's so many hoops you got to jump through, there's
so many things you got to figure out. In fact,
you can't say it's going to be easier and then
put out a training session video on how to fill
out an expense report.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
That being said, though, yeah, there are morons that are
in this world. And like I was in a train session.
Don't look at me when I was in a training
session with somebody who couldn't figure out how to press
a button.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
That's true. So it's true.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
So like they had to like show a lot of
questions and they had a lot of questions about it.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
That was very technical though it was crazy.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
So I get what you're saying. Is it my fucking.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Okay, So I've already done of course me. I was
the first one who's done everything. I booked everything and
then went in to do the expense report and it
was tricky. There was things in there that I was like, oh, man,
I don't know what I'm supposed to write in this line?
What am I supposed to do this?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
The merchant?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, what does that exactly mean? Because I think I
know what merchant means. But why would you need to
know that? You need to know that it's delta? Okay,
I mean whatever you already put in what the airline.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Was, once you put the receipt, why do you Yeah,
and that's another good point.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Another good point.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
I just write the name or the amount, I mean
the amount.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
The old system like, actually, once you uploaded.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Took all the information, it would fill out the category
we have AI.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, why don't just read the receipt? I don't fill
it out.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
And the old system you can't use anymore.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
This is a new system. So it was a little
bit tricky, but I figured it all out.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Okay, the fucking genius expense any expense.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Ye, guess what, love a boy, I've already been paid back.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
You've been paid how much that I'm.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Spending my money left and right?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Look at extra money money, there's still the same money that.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Let's go to Cleveland again.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Ye one year, I'm having a great time. Yeah, wow,
good time in my life. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Can I say, just for the record, just to bag
on Cleveland one more time. There's not even a direct
flight from.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Guy refuses to travel whenever there is a connecting.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
The Southwest and I and I put in Cleveland as
my destination. It's that, are you why I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
To go to a Guardian's game.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
No, No, like the amount of flights that are on there,
I'm like I got to connect and.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Well, somebody better help me.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I mean, you're flying with us, so I mean I
think you won't get lost.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
I know, but our layovers in Vegas, and you know
I love a good slot machine, so I'll.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Go with that, Joe. So whatever. So you know this,
this was a couple of weeks ago that I did
all did all this and whatever. Done. Well. Uh, for
some reason, Thor chose today during the show a while
to do all this, and so of course he's asking
all these questions, what do I do? What do you
(07:45):
get the ticket for?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Is that what he sounds like?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Sounds and he's got all these different questions or whatever.
So he buys all the stuff. Now it's time to
fill out the expec to get paid back.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Yeah, I filled out immediately. I don't the people that
say something and then don't fill the express report.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
And money doesn't wild, money doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
How could you not do it right? When you're done,
You're you're already on the computer. Just fill it out
and you're on the clock.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
And you're on the clock.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I'm not on the clock.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Wait, don't you want to get paid back?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
You don't care about it because.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
I booked my ticket at like like noon on a Friday,
and I was getting ready to leave because I was
worried that this hot flight to Cleveland, they're going to
be good seats available seat the whole fucking plane's empty.
But so I did it late on a Friday, and
I'm like, next week, I'll do the expense.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Report, and then kind of.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
It's been two weeks, and then forgot about it until
I got my credit card statement this weekend.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
And I looked at it for a new credit card statement.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
And I'm like, ah, fuck, so now what's your excuse, sweetheart.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
I put it on my credit card and then I
just forgot to do it.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
That's a guy bought it, like the tickets last week
or something. Maybe you can have to go so crazy
a week and a half.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
And then now I bought the ticket to the event
and I still haven't done my hotel yet.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
That's I'm still waiting the hotel.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
You don't have to pay for it right away, but yeah,
the ticket to the event and the ticket to the
planets over a thousand bucks.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
You haven't done the expense report yet. That's nuts.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
There's so money conscience and they don't do it.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
I'm stun by that I'm going to get the money back.
I mean it's not like I'm not.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
But don't you want it back faster? Well, I wait.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Before your credit card is due. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Well, I mean it's gonna come when I get my paycheck.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Guy, This doesn't surprise me, Emily. It surprises me a little.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
I don't know what I was doing with the plane
ticket though, didn't come out of like my I use
my debit card for day to day spending and so like,
it's not like it's affecting me paying bills or anything.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Yeah, So well I put it.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
I put it on myself. Was credit.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
I put it on myself.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Was credit card again, Southwest Credit hard So that's what.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
That's No, That's why I said, a credit on my
credit card. That's why it's not like hindering me and
paying bills or anything.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Not getting that money back, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
To pay that minimum, that's not doesn't mess around.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
If he's got any kind of expense, he's going to
put it in that second.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Fuck that.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
So he literally bought the stuff and then immediately it
was going to fill out the expense report. Well, not
going so well three and a half hours. Crazy is.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
I get on there and it's so it's so fucking stupid,
how hard this is? And I do it, and it
keeps it gives me this one error and it says
that it's not it's not loaded as a personal expense.
And my first question is what other fucking expense would
it be? Computer I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
It, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
It doesn't make sense to me that that whole thing
doesn't make sense. It's saying it's not a personal expense, basically.
It's it's basically saying I'm just asking them for money,
which doesn't.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Make There's a difference between a company credit card and
an out of pocket expense, and so it's coming up
as like it needs to know what is it. And
for some reason, there's no line in there that you
can click on it. And I did it because I
remember clicking an out of pocket thing. I can't find
it either. I don't know what to do it.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
So I got in there and I asked Addie to help.
Eddie had the same issue, and I'm like, so then
I changed where they send the money to when they
expense me, and it's still not working.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
I've tried seven times, and I'm just and it won't
fucking work.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
And now I've emailed somebody and they suggested I asked Eddie, well,
don't you think I.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Would sitting there, I'm in the same room. Yes, it
is tricky. I'm not gonna lie. I went over and
I can't figure it out. He couldn't figure it out.
Nobody seems to be able to figure it out. That
being said, this guy is losing his ship.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Well, I'm so frustrated.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Wait, you're gonna be like, he won't let this go
all day long.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
They're gonna get paid. You think you're not gonna get paid.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
I don't trust anybody when it comes to money, because
next thing, you know, what's gonna say, Oh, you didn't
do it in the amount of time you're supposed to
do it in, so we can't pay you now, I.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Mean twenty four hours.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
I want it back in my bank account.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
I don't just have millions of dollars to throw and
burn like the sky does.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I don't I care about what's going out of my
account on like Emily.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
I want to know.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
I want to make sure I have a check book.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
I want to make sure that what I want to
know what I keep on top of my credit card.
You know, there's a reason why in thirty nine years,
your boy's never been in credit card debt.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Okay, I stay on top of the ship.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
With your.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
You are a credit card, you are on top of it.
I don't know what he believes you.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
You're on top of it. It's just a it's a
glitch in the system. You're going to fix it.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Well, And my favorite part was so we're hearing every
time he fucking clicks on it and it doesn't go through.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
He's throwing up f words and putting his hands up
and pacing back and forth.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
It's frustrated.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
And then he and then he's like, I am going
to get this done today. I will not sleep unless
well then.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
I asked Sky, I go, Sky, why don't you do it?
And then she gets out all cocky, all right, I
guess I'll do that because if she doesn't give up
a book, so you know, she cares.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
So dude claims he's not going to be able to sleep,
and he finally reaches out to like the head finance chick,
and she goes.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
She's the assistant the head finance chicks in the whole
and you know that, and she.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Goes, I'm not working today. I can help you with.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
It, which, by the way, why aren't you Monday?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
It's a Monday, and we have three day we have
a three day weekend next.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Weekend, back three day weekends, back to back weekend.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Weekends.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
So are you not going to sleep tonight?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I don't know what.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
I just got another email, somebody saying to ask the
chick that the finance chick that's in charge, and I will,
but it's just so frustrating. Okay, okay, and then what sky?
What happened when you.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Tried to do it?
Speaker 5 (14:02):
I tried to do it real quick, tried at once,
got a bunch of error messages, said to myself, there's
probably something wrong with the system today.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
I'll try again tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
You got you didn't get a bunch of air messages.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I got like three.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Well that's what you didn't feel really?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yeah, she didn't feel well.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
I was just rushing and I figured the system's fucking
broken today.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
I will not help you tomorrow. When I figured.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
I will not help, I am not being weird. Oh no,
not be helped, and neither will Emily. Neither will be helped.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
I got old cocky too, because you guys were trying
to do this.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
So I go, I fucking go skip it into my studio.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
I go, I go, I fill out the forms I
was able to submit. Turns out I was using the
wrong fucking program.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
You used the old system, Emily
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