May 19, 2026 • 15 mins
Since having their baby, Thor and his wife hadn't had a lot of intimacy together. Well over the weekend, Thor tested his luck and set up some romantic lighting in their bedroom to set the mood. Well it all worked in his favor until things got a little weird...
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
So when you have a baby, time before the baby
comes and time after the baby comes.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Sex isn't really that happening that much, right, I mean no,
some there are pregnant women that get a little horny.
Are all wrong. It's a little weird for the guy. Sometimes,
you know, you don't want to dent the baby's head,
and then afterwards you clearly have to wait. If it's
a vaginal birth, guys, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Ye do you know how it works? I do. You
didn't have a vaginal birth.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
You were probably slaying that next day.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I mean I was. I had a c section, which
you have to wait even longer.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I'm sorry, I don't know how it works.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
So sex really isn't happening that much, right? And so
Thor and his wife have been having a little bit
of a drought until recently things got a little heated
in the bedroom until it got weird.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
It's time for the one podcast over a year.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
He's completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Now here's the other thing? Is it? Besides the vaginal birth?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Again?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
You have a baby, You're always tired.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
You're always until you get that kid to start sleeping
through the night, you're miserable and and thora and Hailey
went through that as well. Yeah, luckily now you're good.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Oh yeah, he sleeps for the night. It's just I'm
always on alert during the day. His naps aren't that long. Yeah,
so I'm tired from him being being alert on the
like all day, I'm wondering what what's he doing waiting
for him because he only does things for a short
period of time before he gets over it. So begins
jumping for twenty minutes, all right, I was jumping. Then
he wants his bottle for twenty minutes. Then I gotta
walk around the house. Then I gotta put him in
(01:59):
a playpen. So it's it's like, yeah, that's what makes
me more tired, more than the sleep is non stop. Yeah,
because he sleeps. I put him down at five forty five,
he's out until seven the next day.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, that's that's right, that's where that happens. And so, yeah,
you're very tired for whatever reason. You're always so sex
isn't really on your mind either, Yeah, And so once
you start to get into a little bit of a
routine and start to get your life kind of in
order and things like that. That's when maybe you can
start getting back into things right, getting back into the routine.
(02:30):
That's a thing sky that couples. The couples will want,
you know, sex like both of them. Usually usually it
is a thing. And so Thor and Haley are starting
to get to this point back in their lives. Wow,
and so recently a little at a little evening together.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
But has been pushing it. Okay, he's really decided. Yeah,
he's really excited. He's really decided that he is. I
don't know, I just needed we got I need to
take control of this situation.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Well, Hayley used to be the sex, but she's.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Still going through her you know, post I don't think
it's post pardon as much. It's more like she's just
doesn't like the way she looks right now. I mean,
and I don't she's lost way she looks great, Like
it's just I get it though. You know she was
she had a baby. No, she wasn't as big as
you know someone beef we need and did we.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Have to call me a beefer?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
That Jamie have a bookmark?
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Serious?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Like you're telling me that's not a beefer.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Okay, I was like a half lunchs pregnant.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
All right.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Then we got Miss Gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, came in second in bikini and you knew everyone,
which was really didn't I didn't vote, I just hosted.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
So.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
So my wife, she she's lost a lot of ways.
She looks great, she's being active again, doing yoga and stuff,
but she's still just not there. I've been like complimenting
her a while, trying to get it going. Yeah, I've
been buying her stuff. I randomly bought her a second
lot T shirt the other day.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Nothing saying says.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
It wasn't about it wasn't about sex. It's more about
just doing I'm trying to do nice things for service exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Okay, thank you?
Speaker 4 (04:20):
And uh and so I so like she was going
out Saturday with her aunt Tina for Antina's sixtieth birthday.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Oh wow, going out.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Tardy bus during doing a pup crawl from two to seven.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
That's a lot.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah. Apparently awl.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
They asked ever going to come out, and shockingly, she
said no. I assumed she was already. Yeah, and that's
why she didn't want to leave the house because it
was a Saturday.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I mean I was if you would have tagged her
in in the beginning, if.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I would have gone the invite in the beginning. And
it was a costume party. It was dressed up like
and you guys, I loved it was wild.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
So I'm in because maybe the sixties and it's her
sixtieth birthday?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Is that what the sixties? Though?
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Is that Austin powers of.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
The nineties.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Took place?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
It took place in the night? Did But he was like,
from yeah, so I don't know, all right, she loves lost. Yeah,
so Hailey dressed up and she go go boots. She
had no she had thigh highs on, which like it.
(05:41):
She did me a favor because her feet have gotten
bigger since her pregnanty, I don't think you could barely
fit in those boots anymore.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
But she squeezed into him. She did like an Emily sitch.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Emily, you have I don't have to squeeze my feet
into boots.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
They're so long, They're just they're elongated.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Eight and a half. Just they look bigger because I'm
skinny ankles.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I'm sorry, just long.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
We haven't been going out that much, so neither of
us dressed up that much anymore. And so it was
she was she got dressed.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Looking good, looking good, which was hot. She was looking good,
so like pussy galore or what's a.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
What was that?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Was that.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
There was a pussy glore too, pussy glor?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Okay, So I brought up why here from Page tonight
and Pages in years retired Pages Haley's alter ego, and
she would text me from a random number and we
had a whole thing going. Haley says, Page is still
retired as of now. Apparently Page had a kid.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Oh really, yeah, got knocked up. It sucks.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Test I know, so no Page, but I but I did,
like I was on I was on top of things
at home. I made sure the baby was in sleep.
I didn't I knew she said. She said she was
gonna be home in eight, but really like nine thirty.
So I was like, whatever, So you you.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Kind of were anticipating maybe you'll get a little lucky
after this.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
I got drunk, yeah, because she was going to be drunk.
And yeah, I was texting her, but I was I
was leaving her alone, letting her have fun too. I
didn't want to bother her. I didn't want to because
she could tell she was like nervous about going out. Nervous.
I don't know why, but she was just haading been
out since the baby. Yeah, so I I I was
on walker duty. I clocked in. I clocked in so cool,
(07:27):
You're just it was daddy daycare and it was me
and him and I put him down, got everything ready,
and then she texted me going to be home in
twenty minutes, and I was like, all right, So I said,
how could I even spike this spice of a little
more surprise her? So I lit candles in the bed.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Here we go, look at this guy.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
From the door.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
That's right, Okay, So she fluffed up a little bit ready, Okay,
So I was watching.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
I want to think it was the Yankee game of
the Padre. Now she gets home, thank you, and uh
So she gets home and she tells me on a
text she's not that drug. But she gets home like,
I just don't, Haley trunk face. She's drunk, you know, but.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I'm fine with it.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
So so she gets home and she goes and I
and we're talking, and I'm like, hey, I said, Will,
we're talking.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I go.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Will Farrell's recorded out Saturday Live tonight, so I'm going
to record it and she goes, oh, you don't want
to watch some of it first, and I'm like, oh no,
that's trouble and yeah, and I'm like no, and I
didn't say that, but I'm like, oh, whatever you want
to do, I'm trying to be nice because I don't want.
I don't want to, you know, I don't want to
lay an outfit out for, you know, make her falls.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
You don't want to, so.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
So yeah, so she goes, okay, So I go, okay.
So I I go in the my room and sports
room with the man cave, and I watched the game.
And then I hear her gasp because she sees the candles, which.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Is a good things.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Yes, so that turned her off. So then I I
I'm sitting there and I'm waiting for her to come
back in the room, sweats on whatever. I look when
she kind of shows up. She shows up to the
man Cave with just the boots.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Whoa, here we go. Oh how happy are you?
Speaker 4 (09:33):
God?
Speaker 5 (09:33):
I was pumped, yeah, just a little, but now you're full.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Whogo that's what we're ready? Okay, okay, it's all well,
I haven't seen anything like this.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
Neither.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Hangratulations, I think we've had sex six times in a
year and a half because when she was pregnant she
was miserable. She miserable, and then yes it was I,
and then when she had him, she was at the
point still recently where she doesn't want to kiss yet
it's like it gives her the And I said that.
I said, this isn't going to be a Sky situation, right,
(10:15):
She said no, she said no, it's just right now.
It's things that I'm like, all right, whatever, okay, but
not Saturday night, and we go. She had a couple
of cocktails and it was like the episode of King
of Queen's Emily where they get they get carried drunk
and she's nice.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
So they continue.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Yeah, so this is like with my life. I want
to get Haley drunk to get more sex, makes sense.
I don't want them to be passed out like Sky. Yeah,
but I wanted to be like just enough where we
could do crazy shah.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I f feel it. But she shows up.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
She walks in just wearing boots, just wearing boots, totally
naked and had like jewelry on still, which really turned me.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Okay, bocooting boogey.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
So we go back in the bedroom and you know
things are happening, you know, and and where you know
she's drunk.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
You're not there any details.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
And we're talking. We're talking dirty. You know you love
regulatory you big dirty talking nothing crazy.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
You know you like that?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I like that you said was in the room?
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Okay, I run in, yell that, run out your sound effect.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I don't that would be cool.
Speaker 6 (11:22):
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
I think.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I think I'm going to start a business where I
run in during people's sex.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
You like that?
Speaker 6 (11:29):
And then I wish I could find the clip. Well,
but yeah, so oh here it is.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Okay, you like that?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Now it's actually didn't he.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Way too late toruin the moment. But anyway, but anyway, pops,
are you going to run in and say that party?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Why would you play that rock?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Why would you rock?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
That literally means sense? Okay, But I don't know why
I said that?
Speaker 5 (12:03):
And why do we have that clip?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Like where is that going to the clipboy?
Speaker 6 (12:09):
Well?
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Clip boys get getting after his wife and we're talking dirty,
and I think I said something pretty dirty that I
won't respond with that. I won't say why it was
podcast it was the word slut, wasn't involved, and my
wife doesn't like that.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Neither this guy somebody called will divorce.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
You don't want to be called a dirty slut?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
No, I neither. Emily has worked up now, okay, isn't
like that.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Horror and slut are two words that she doesn't like.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
But if you know that, why are you dropping it?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I was?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I was, JAREDY.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
No, I'm now fully imorgoued.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
JAREDY.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
What's going on right now?
Speaker 5 (12:51):
What is happening? This is we're really unwraffling you guys.
I can't. I can't slut.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Okay, you want it, you want a dirty slow I
don't want it.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
And for the record, I feel cum dumpster falls into
that too.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
I don't like, I don't like.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
I would never call my wife a cum dumpster.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Okay, yeah, porn porn, Okay, gives a little corn. We've
gone too far.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Chill out this guy.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Have you ever called.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
But I've heard people say that's part of their like dirty.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Receptacle.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
Okay, I don't want to be called a gis receptacle.
That's not it.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
It's the higher version of.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
It's not.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
I feel like someone like that's not my name. Bro,
So I say something. I say something something on the line, okay,
and my wife doesn't really respond back, and then like
a second later, she looks me dead in the eye
and goes, can you believe we have a baby to
(13:59):
get other?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Wait? What in the middle of dirty talk? So I
go she think that that was gonna be? I don't.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
My thought was it wasn't even about that. I thought
it was what is she thinking about?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Like, is she like thinking about the baby the baby,
or is thinking about like and I I thought I was.
We were getting after it. Things were going crazy in
my mind. Her she's she's not paying attention at all.
She's thinking about like laundry or something I don't know, ship.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Like gotta go get a bottle? Yeah, what the fuck?
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Isn't that a wild thing to say to you?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
That's one of the crazier things to drop because there's
nothing sexy about that, Like if you're making sweet love.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Like our love, our family or something, crey. I don't.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I still don't want to hear that. But whatever I get,
it makes a little bit. But I mean he just
called her a slut. Yeah yeah, yeah, and you go
to mom talk.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
No, yeah, EDI's right. If you're making love, there might
be a place of time for.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
The No, it was weird what happened? So I go, yeah,
that's what the hell? What am I supposed to transition
back in the.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Back to the dirty talk, So that I back to
the dirty talk, and then we act like it never happened.
And then I asked her what that was about later,
and she says, I don't know. I just think it's
so crazy that we have a baby. Okay, yeah, but
in the middle of that, and I go but in
the middle of the sex, yeah, and she goes, I
don't know, and then walked away. I'm an asshole, a drunk.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, wow, well that's that.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
We're able to finish?
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Yeah, I was able. We finished it off and finished it.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Off, so so yeah, ten seconds later.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Ten seconds later, it was done. A year and a
half will be back out it okay, good
So when you have a baby, time before the baby
comes and time after the baby comes.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Sex isn't really that happening that much, right, I mean no,
some there are pregnant women that get a little horny.
Are all wrong. It's a little weird for the guy. Sometimes,
you know, you don't want to dent the baby's head,
and then afterwards you clearly have to wait. If it's
a vaginal birth, guys, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Ye do you know how it works? I do. You
didn't have a vaginal birth.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
You were probably slaying that next day.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I mean I was. I had a c section, which
you have to wait even longer.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I'm sorry, I don't know how it works.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
So sex really isn't happening that much, right? And so
Thor and his wife have been having a little bit
of a drought until recently things got a little heated
in the bedroom until it got weird.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
It's time for the one podcast over a year.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
He's completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Now here's the other thing? Is it? Besides the vaginal birth?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Again?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
You have a baby, You're always tired.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
You're always until you get that kid to start sleeping
through the night, you're miserable and and thora and Hailey
went through that as well. Yeah, luckily now you're good.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Oh yeah, he sleeps for the night. It's just I'm
always on alert during the day. His naps aren't that long. Yeah,
so I'm tired from him being being alert on the
like all day, I'm wondering what what's he doing waiting
for him because he only does things for a short
period of time before he gets over it. So begins
jumping for twenty minutes, all right, I was jumping. Then
he wants his bottle for twenty minutes. Then I gotta
walk around the house. Then I gotta put him in
(01:59):
a playpen. So it's it's like, yeah, that's what makes
me more tired, more than the sleep is non stop. Yeah,
because he sleeps. I put him down at five forty five,
he's out until seven the next day.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, that's that's right, that's where that happens. And so, yeah,
you're very tired for whatever reason. You're always so sex
isn't really on your mind either, Yeah, And so once
you start to get into a little bit of a
routine and start to get your life kind of in
order and things like that. That's when maybe you can
start getting back into things right, getting back into the routine.
(02:30):
That's a thing sky that couples. The couples will want,
you know, sex like both of them. Usually usually it
is a thing. And so Thor and Haley are starting
to get to this point back in their lives. Wow,
and so recently a little at a little evening together.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
But has been pushing it. Okay, he's really decided. Yeah,
he's really excited. He's really decided that he is. I
don't know, I just needed we got I need to
take control of this situation.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Well, Hayley used to be the sex, but she's.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Still going through her you know, post I don't think
it's post pardon as much. It's more like she's just
doesn't like the way she looks right now. I mean,
and I don't she's lost way she looks great, Like
it's just I get it though. You know she was
she had a baby. No, she wasn't as big as
you know someone beef we need and did we.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Have to call me a beefer?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
That Jamie have a bookmark?
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Serious?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Like you're telling me that's not a beefer.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Okay, I was like a half lunchs pregnant.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
All right.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Then we got Miss Gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, came in second in bikini and you knew everyone,
which was really didn't I didn't vote, I just hosted.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
So.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
So my wife, she she's lost a lot of ways.
She looks great, she's being active again, doing yoga and stuff,
but she's still just not there. I've been like complimenting
her a while, trying to get it going. Yeah, I've
been buying her stuff. I randomly bought her a second
lot T shirt the other day.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Nothing saying says.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
It wasn't about it wasn't about sex. It's more about
just doing I'm trying to do nice things for service exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Okay, thank you?
Speaker 4 (04:20):
And uh and so I so like she was going
out Saturday with her aunt Tina for Antina's sixtieth birthday.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Oh wow, going out.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Tardy bus during doing a pup crawl from two to seven.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
That's a lot.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah. Apparently awl.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
They asked ever going to come out, and shockingly, she
said no. I assumed she was already. Yeah, and that's
why she didn't want to leave the house because it
was a Saturday.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I mean I was if you would have tagged her
in in the beginning, if.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I would have gone the invite in the beginning. And
it was a costume party. It was dressed up like
and you guys, I loved it was wild.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
So I'm in because maybe the sixties and it's her
sixtieth birthday?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Is that what the sixties? Though?
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Is that Austin powers of.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
The nineties.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Took place?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
It took place in the night? Did But he was like,
from yeah, so I don't know, all right, she loves lost. Yeah,
so Hailey dressed up and she go go boots. She
had no she had thigh highs on, which like it.
(05:41):
She did me a favor because her feet have gotten
bigger since her pregnanty, I don't think you could barely
fit in those boots anymore.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
But she squeezed into him. She did like an Emily sitch.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Emily, you have I don't have to squeeze my feet
into boots.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
They're so long, They're just they're elongated.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Eight and a half. Just they look bigger because I'm
skinny ankles.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I'm sorry, just long.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
We haven't been going out that much, so neither of
us dressed up that much anymore. And so it was
she was she got dressed.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Looking good, looking good, which was hot. She was looking good,
so like pussy galore or what's a.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
What was that?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Was that.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
There was a pussy glore too, pussy glor?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Okay, So I brought up why here from Page tonight
and Pages in years retired Pages Haley's alter ego, and
she would text me from a random number and we
had a whole thing going. Haley says, Page is still
retired as of now. Apparently Page had a kid.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Oh really, yeah, got knocked up. It sucks.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Test I know, so no Page, but I but I did,
like I was on I was on top of things
at home. I made sure the baby was in sleep.
I didn't I knew she said. She said she was
gonna be home in eight, but really like nine thirty.
So I was like, whatever, So you you.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Kind of were anticipating maybe you'll get a little lucky
after this.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
I got drunk, yeah, because she was going to be drunk.
And yeah, I was texting her, but I was I
was leaving her alone, letting her have fun too. I
didn't want to bother her. I didn't want to because
she could tell she was like nervous about going out. Nervous.
I don't know why, but she was just haading been
out since the baby. Yeah, so I I I was
on walker duty. I clocked in. I clocked in so cool,
(07:27):
You're just it was daddy daycare and it was me
and him and I put him down, got everything ready,
and then she texted me going to be home in
twenty minutes, and I was like, all right, So I said,
how could I even spike this spice of a little
more surprise her? So I lit candles in the bed.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Here we go, look at this guy.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
From the door.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
That's right, Okay, So she fluffed up a little bit ready, Okay,
So I was watching.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
I want to think it was the Yankee game of
the Padre. Now she gets home, thank you, and uh
So she gets home and she tells me on a
text she's not that drug. But she gets home like,
I just don't, Haley trunk face. She's drunk, you know, but.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I'm fine with it.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
So so she gets home and she goes and I
and we're talking, and I'm like, hey, I said, Will,
we're talking.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I go.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Will Farrell's recorded out Saturday Live tonight, so I'm going
to record it and she goes, oh, you don't want
to watch some of it first, and I'm like, oh no,
that's trouble and yeah, and I'm like no, and I
didn't say that, but I'm like, oh, whatever you want
to do, I'm trying to be nice because I don't want.
I don't want to, you know, I don't want to
lay an outfit out for, you know, make her falls.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
You don't want to, so.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
So yeah, so she goes, okay, So I go, okay.
So I I go in the my room and sports
room with the man cave, and I watched the game.
And then I hear her gasp because she sees the candles, which.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Is a good things.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Yes, so that turned her off. So then I I
I'm sitting there and I'm waiting for her to come
back in the room, sweats on whatever. I look when
she kind of shows up. She shows up to the
man Cave with just the boots.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Whoa, here we go. Oh how happy are you?
Speaker 4 (09:33):
God?
Speaker 5 (09:33):
I was pumped, yeah, just a little, but now you're full.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Whogo that's what we're ready? Okay, okay, it's all well,
I haven't seen anything like this.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
Neither.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Hangratulations, I think we've had sex six times in a
year and a half because when she was pregnant she
was miserable. She miserable, and then yes it was I,
and then when she had him, she was at the
point still recently where she doesn't want to kiss yet
it's like it gives her the And I said that.
I said, this isn't going to be a Sky situation, right,
(10:15):
She said no, she said no, it's just right now.
It's things that I'm like, all right, whatever, okay, but
not Saturday night, and we go. She had a couple
of cocktails and it was like the episode of King
of Queen's Emily where they get they get carried drunk
and she's nice.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
So they continue.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Yeah, so this is like with my life. I want
to get Haley drunk to get more sex, makes sense.
I don't want them to be passed out like Sky. Yeah,
but I wanted to be like just enough where we
could do crazy shah.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I f feel it. But she shows up.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
She walks in just wearing boots, just wearing boots, totally
naked and had like jewelry on still, which really turned me.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Okay, bocooting boogey.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
So we go back in the bedroom and you know
things are happening, you know, and and where you know
she's drunk.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
You're not there any details.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
And we're talking. We're talking dirty. You know you love
regulatory you big dirty talking nothing crazy.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
You know you like that?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I like that you said was in the room?
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Okay, I run in, yell that, run out your sound effect.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I don't that would be cool.
Speaker 6 (11:22):
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
I think.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I think I'm going to start a business where I
run in during people's sex.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
You like that?
Speaker 6 (11:29):
And then I wish I could find the clip. Well,
but yeah, so oh here it is.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Okay, you like that?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Now it's actually didn't he.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Way too late toruin the moment. But anyway, but anyway, pops,
are you going to run in and say that party?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Why would you play that rock?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Why would you rock?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
That literally means sense? Okay, But I don't know why
I said that?
Speaker 5 (12:03):
And why do we have that clip?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Like where is that going to the clipboy?
Speaker 6 (12:09):
Well?
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Clip boys get getting after his wife and we're talking dirty,
and I think I said something pretty dirty that I
won't respond with that. I won't say why it was
podcast it was the word slut, wasn't involved, and my
wife doesn't like that.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Neither this guy somebody called will divorce.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
You don't want to be called a dirty slut?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
No, I neither. Emily has worked up now, okay, isn't
like that.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Horror and slut are two words that she doesn't like.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
But if you know that, why are you dropping it?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I was?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I was, JAREDY.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
No, I'm now fully imorgoued.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
JAREDY.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
What's going on right now?
Speaker 5 (12:51):
What is happening? This is we're really unwraffling you guys.
I can't. I can't slut.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Okay, you want it, you want a dirty slow I
don't want it.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
And for the record, I feel cum dumpster falls into
that too.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
I don't like, I don't like.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
I would never call my wife a cum dumpster.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Okay, yeah, porn porn, Okay, gives a little corn. We've
gone too far.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Chill out this guy.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Have you ever called.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
But I've heard people say that's part of their like dirty.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Receptacle.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
Okay, I don't want to be called a gis receptacle.
That's not it.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
It's the higher version of.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
It's not.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
I feel like someone like that's not my name. Bro,
So I say something. I say something something on the line, okay,
and my wife doesn't really respond back, and then like
a second later, she looks me dead in the eye
and goes, can you believe we have a baby to
(13:59):
get other?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Wait? What in the middle of dirty talk? So I
go she think that that was gonna be? I don't.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
My thought was it wasn't even about that. I thought
it was what is she thinking about?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Like, is she like thinking about the baby the baby,
or is thinking about like and I I thought I was.
We were getting after it. Things were going crazy in
my mind. Her she's she's not paying attention at all.
She's thinking about like laundry or something I don't know, ship.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Like gotta go get a bottle? Yeah, what the fuck?
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Isn't that a wild thing to say to you?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
That's one of the crazier things to drop because there's
nothing sexy about that, Like if you're making sweet love.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Like our love, our family or something, crey. I don't.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I still don't want to hear that. But whatever I get,
it makes a little bit. But I mean he just
called her a slut. Yeah yeah, yeah, and you go
to mom talk.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
No, yeah, EDI's right. If you're making love, there might
be a place of time for.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
The No, it was weird what happened? So I go, yeah,
that's what the hell? What am I supposed to transition
back in the.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Back to the dirty talk, So that I back to
the dirty talk, and then we act like it never happened.
And then I asked her what that was about later,
and she says, I don't know. I just think it's
so crazy that we have a baby. Okay, yeah, but
in the middle of that, and I go but in
the middle of the sex, yeah, and she goes, I
don't know, and then walked away. I'm an asshole, a drunk.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, wow, well that's that.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
We're able to finish?
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Yeah, I was able. We finished it off and finished it.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Off, so so yeah, ten seconds later.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Ten seconds later, it was done. A year and a
half will be back out it okay, good
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