May 21, 2026 • 18 mins
Emily prides herself of being known as the cool mom. Well... things may not exactly be how they seem. Emily's son, Reed, has been seeing a girl recently and it seems like there are way more many rules than a cool mom would allow... and don't get us started on the what's happening at her house over the weekend when all of Reed's friends come over...
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
I'm starting to get the vibe that Emily is actually
a strict parent and not the cool mom that she
claims to be. Are we getting this vibe? Now? Do
hear about the rules that her son is going to
have in his latest adventures? We ain't done yet. It's
(00:26):
time for the past over yet completely uncensored and uning
filtered except for that part. The show's after show starts. Now,
what happened to you?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
What happened? Cool mom?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Nobody thinks that could be of a cool mom.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
You don't need this.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Read is a little scamp. This kid, This kid sounds
like things are getting pretty serious. This girl. Oh, he's
been bringing a girl around, which is questionable. I mean
I wouldn't be bringing a girl around Emily, but yay Emily.
Part is the question, that's the question.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I mean, his girlfriend's like, why does your mom dressed
like she's in high school?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Is she wearing overalls?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I don't think anybody does.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
She thinks she's forever twenty one.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
So Emily is laying down the wall when he has
this girl over. She's got your set of rules. Oh yeah,
she's got to be there at all times. Doors got
to be open. And maybe there's a few other things
that I'm not aware of.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I don't know now what if chili dog tim across
the street? What makes a fresh batch? And send you
a text come over for some chili? Can you not
leave the premises or can you at least walk across
the street for five minutes?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I can walk across the street for like two minutes
to take one to go. I can take a chili
to go. Are you sure I could walk across the
street to take I.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Can't believe she's that strict, Like it's crazy because when
I had a girlfriend and I was fifteen, I had
a girlfriend and my parents, I mean they would go
do stuff like they wouldn't like have to babysit us
or be there or Yeah, that's so wild. I can't
believe you're this strict. It's like very new.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
He's a freshman.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
He's only fifteen, I would say. When I was fifteen
a girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Ye, yeah, when I was fifteen, she lost her virgin guys.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, you're acting like he's.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Like she was middle school.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
He's doing but stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Yeah, but starts with the butt stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Which know which confused?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
That's where babies come from, right, I don't know my
own hole, is what you're saying, Yes, you and nobody
would blink an eye.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Stupid.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
But yeah, at fifteen, I was exactly Read's age girlfriend
exactly around this time. And and my parents, I mean,
I don't remember. I mean that's I'm crazy. I don't
remember them being they were. They have their rules, don't
get me wrong, but like this is like you're like,
it's like you have to be there to make sure
everything's gonna be okay, and you're babysitting almost Yeah, but
you can't leave to go across the street for a
(03:11):
half hour.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I know, half an hour. No, it's way too long.
I'll give you five minutes. I'll give you five minutes.
But you know, yesterday I had to Yesterday, I had
to do a zoom thing, like a private zoom thing
that I had to be in like a quiet space
for And it was a thirty minute thing, and I
was going to do it in my bedroom because I
(03:33):
had them go in the living room so while I
had the door shut in the bedroom, so I didn't
want them in his bedroom hanging while I was in
that room.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Is that embarrassing for him?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
How could it not?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
He doesn't seem to care.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
But do you tell them both to get well? They're
together to.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Read aside, nice, but it's also so crazy. It's a
strict Yeah, so strict because like, what's that you're in
your room there in their bedroom, you're still there.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Part of it is all so though they're not going
to Bonetown.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah, part of it though, when him and her mom
and I texted before, which is also my mom wanted
wanted my number, her mom wanted to text me. Her
mom asked me, what, like if I was going to
be there, what are your like that?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
But you are so that.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
She kind of gave me the vibe too that she's
strict and so like, I wanted.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
To respect that, but it's also to me, it's just
weird that the mom's even talked well.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
And I don't want to burst your bubble, but whatever
can happen on a bed can.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Also happen on sky Like wow, So.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Unless you're literally sitting there.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Eyes it sounds like she is maybe not, maybe they're
into like do vee covers they needed happen on a couch. Okay, okay, unless.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I'm so stunned how strict she is. It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Battle Axe I did realize I was a battle axe.
I didn't realize this was being strict. I thought, this
is like what you're being good at this age would.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Be you know, it's just so unlike you.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Hey, you're definitely not the cool mom anymore.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
If Jack had a girl over next year, because he's
a year he's a year before read behind read, would
you guys let him have a girl in his room
with the door closed?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I grew up with that rule with the door open,
so I would probably do the same thing for no
real reason. And if it was just me, I don't
care what he does.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
If like Debra, wasn't it like if you.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Guys, Deborah is so just like you guys there, she's
so weird about this stuff, like she's that's her baby, and.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
You'd be like in your game room play video games.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I would care. I wouldn't even be in the house.
Oh my god, guys, I'm taking off.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Also, it's like, I know this is going to sound great,
but what's really gonna happen? Like they're gonna make out
all right, but like he's fifteen, Like they don't really
know you hear about Sky about guy, I know, but
they don't traumatize, like he doesn't know what he's you
know what I'm saying, Guy's kicking balls.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Some of youack.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Then then well Sky was with guys already right, drinking.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
No, so I was. I was younger for my grade.
So it was the end of my sophomore year and
I was dating a guy who was a junior. So
he was a couple of years older than me. So
that probably sped things up a little bit versus dating
somebody my own age, you know, so awful and they're
the same age, right, reading a girl.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
So we have our next set of plans ready to
go here, yes, and while again oddly, it's going down
at Emily's house. Remember you always had a house that
was like the party house. My house was.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
We were we always hanging in the basement.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
It was like a party house. Parents are never around.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
It was like we would just go to the basement
and my parents wouldn't bother ust the whole time.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Would the camera go in a circle around you smoke circles? Yeah,
it was yeah, yeah, So there was always a house.
There was the party house and hang out and you're like,
all right, I can get away with murder here, which
is weird because that's not Emily's house. It's too small.
You're not gonna get away with anything. And you got
the strictest parent on the planet, apparently now.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
On the planet, but likes being like the leader of
the crew.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
So that's why he wants to everybody at his place.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
That's very accurate. That's very accurate.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
But I have said to him, why is everybody coming
over here? Doesn't so and so ho about I'm angry
I dropped get off at his house before his house
is three times?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Why don't Why don't you? Why don't you say no,
I don't want everybody over here now?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Because I'm happy he's hanging out and he's I'm happy,
he's happy, and he's got friends.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
So I end up caving.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I end up caving, caving because I want only child's
it's only and it's only my time before these friends
and these girls are like, dude, your mom, chill the
fuck ouse.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Hey, we say that. Yeah, so we got big, big
stuff happening tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
What bike stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
This has been a big deal, he.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Said, flyers like everyone's coming over.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Let's go there. You can fit three people in the house.
It will be.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Greatly doing cake stands.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Boys, Actually, now I'm kind of ink this has been
a big thing. Guys, this is actually kicked off Sunday
and reads crew two of his buddies, three of his
buddies roll up on their e bikes and I see
Red had asked me about the possibility of doing a
(08:36):
bonfire this weekend beach. No bonfire at our house?
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Why don't they do are at the beach.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
You can't have a bonfire at your house.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
There's outside of my deck where the trucks parked on
the dirt. There's a big dirt area. So we have
a we have an old washing machine like a drum
thing that my neighbors gave us that you could put fire.
It woulden and have like a fire like.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Okay, we'll only had a bonfire. I mean, this isn't
burning man like chill out. Okay, you can have a
little fire pit thing.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Why don't you do that?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Why doesn't he do it?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I'd rather do it there.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
She won't drive.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Going to suggest that this is already too much. This
is way too much.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Friday night bonfire my house. Yeah, the fires this big.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
I'll ask the broad that lives there, she'll be okay
that whatever I want, whatever I want, I go bet
whatever I want. It's crazy, it's crazy. She makes me
food whatever I want.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
He did used to watch Saturday and live at like
four years old time.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
So that's true. That did used to happen. So Sunday
they were all him and.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
His buddies that shows running this out.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Read's got rakes and he hands them rakes and shovels
for what. And they're cleaning up the area. They're all
working put in the yard, this yard so that they
can have this bondfire.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
This is unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Now, so those boys that showed up, we're going to
be at the bonfire. Also reads a new lady friend.
He hasn't asked her to be a girl girlfriend yet, okay.
And then her two or three friends we go. So
it's like guys, her friends, his friends.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
So they'll spin the bottle. Actually, no, seven minutes in heaven.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I think they're already passed.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Eddie, Eddie, I don't know, we don't know, Okay, thank you.
And so that's what's going down. And the whole thing
is going to go down tomorrow night at my house.
So today's the big grocery shopping trip.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
For what you're gonna You're not gonna cook, are you?
These kids will never show up again.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Remember the in and out? That's not funny. That's a funny.
Laugh that hard in my in out burgers?
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Right, okay, all right, order out?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah, the most unpopular.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
I oh, it was gonna make Alon.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
By the way, a silent yeah. No, I'm not making
a and I'm not making the in and out burgers. God,
he made a request. I'm not making salmon skuy. He
quested something that I make that he likes, and it's
just it's this thing I saw on Instagram a couple
of years ago.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
And you're not really cooking. He asked, if there's no
fucking way.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
So they could just have food sitting outside.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
The order a pizza. That's what most normal kids do.
You're gonna cook. That's fucking insane, dude.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
No, I wasn't expect no, no, no cook.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
What's you know?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
She loves this?
Speaker 3 (11:23):
I'm with Eddie.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
It is weird growing up.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Chip Yeah, bags of chips is fine, and they're like.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
On Hawaiian you cut a whole Hawaiian roll thing in
half and then you put like ham and cheese and
butter on top of it, and you bake it in
the oven and it's like ham and cheese, hot ham sandwiches.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Listen, if you should know better, you should know better,
you should know better.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Actually real ship right now, I actually don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
So you need to In high school friends, moms, when
you have like a boy girl.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
You can bring out the chip dinner for you doing
ham and cheese mouth like, fuck up, dude, Yeah, are
you fucking crazy?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
At any point when you were fifteen years old boys,
mom cooked dinner for you, guys anything so late, I
don't remember exactly, so exactly.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
I'm something really irritated about this, legitimately affected. I can't
even know what I imagine.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Mommy, he's gonna make us, Mommy's gonna sandwiches.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I'm just gonna throw it outside. I'm not gonna go
here we go.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Here's your trees, Jimmy, you're.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Gonna be like Amy Pohlar and mean girl.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Now here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
The fun at fifty Pizza bro.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
I never had that happen, but at fifteen I was
high as fuck.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
So if somebody brought out.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
This ship's gonna be highest guy.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
They they clearly aren't as cool as you were.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
During Bible study.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
That was great, Okay, a different time fresh he did
a fucking pizza pie for these kids. Shut the funk up, dude,
I'm so pissed. My whole place I was shopping list.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Are you gonna have? Are you gonna have like legit
plays and forks and knives of paper plates?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Broke it?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I'm getting so it's a fire pit ran on the list.
He wants Arizonized teas and cox and you just.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
If this kid just jump you say, how high does.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
It ever have a party? So I'm just like, even
have people over legit? Can I do some wars?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Can you do?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Can I get the.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Ship for the I can't believe. I can't believe you're
not making him go with you to get this stuff
like that is.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
He has a half day to day, so he's gonna
go with me later.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Now, Well thees ingredients like laid out on a festive
planter or you just.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Just spelles with the grand crazy.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
No, you're not. I mean it's it's very overbearing. It's
very over I have girls over kind of a big deal.
And it's not just.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
My mom in the house dude, or anywhere.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
She comes out with a fucking ham and cheese platter,
I'm would be fucking humiliating.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
I don't think my friends ever met my mom.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Dude, I don't think I would possible for them not
to see my mom.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
They knew my dad because my dad coached in high school.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I don't think my dad would. But at some point
my dad would come out and tell us to shut
the hell up. That's exactly that would happen. Yeah, but
we had you know, we had an outdoor pool and
then we had this little gazebo area that was the
hangout spot. If my fucking mom came out with ham sandwiches,
I'd fucking jump and drown myself.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
But when we were when we had friends over and
guys and girls, we were in the basement. The only
time my parents would come was with my dad would
say he needed me and come upstairs, and he asked me,
whatever one's leaving.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Yes, that's when.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
If my mom came down hand sandwiches, Hey, everyone hear
about the butter on top and shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Like, what is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Do?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
You used to be so cool?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
You you're the opposite of the cool.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Crazy is that you're not in high school, she would
think this is the lamely ever.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Like your mom just brought us hands, your mom leave
you for a weekend and do whatever you wanted.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
You've gotten the exact opposite.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Can we get some dominoes?
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
The is going on here?
Speaker 3 (15:19):
How do you not see?
Speaker 2 (15:20):
This is the ham sandwich thing? I didn't see because
you're not cool, because I'm not gonna be I'm not
gonna make it a grand presentation like I'm going to
just go out.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
You can't help yourself, you can't help each The.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Kids have their own wristband that says Friends Forever, a
toothpick too.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I'm oh man, that's cool. Oh man, that's cool. Why
can't you call Reading to have him get the sandwich?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Okay, the out?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Stay the fuck out?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
No sandwiches at all, No, Sammi's I hate this.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I would do anything to talk to seventeen year old
Emily who what was her voicemail?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Oh it's that family the message all.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Weirdly enough, she recorded that in overall, Emily would be like,
what a that's the fucking lamest ship I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Of my life.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Dude, whose ideal was this?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
You said? Read right? Reading quested it, yes, do you
want me to you threw it up. You don't make
I could just slash gotta buy some chips, order a
fucking pie in your dumb dude, get the beard whatever,
go down.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
The beer and get away, go down the street or something.
Leave like just leave the watch the potry game right there.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Watch it get out, dude, my god, all right, here's
the real question. Okay, this from since you're the coolest
mom and not strict at all and not lame.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
She got from strict to just fucking like cringe, cringe,
your cringe. I'd rather hang out with at Sky's house
because I feel like, whoa, I'm crazy. Sky would leave
us alone.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
You're probably right well after She's like, all.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Martini your hair. Guys, what uh what time were shutting
this ship down? You know is your neighbor ten on
one one.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
I don't want any of this going.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
I've given you know.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
They're going to have a bluetooth speaker out there.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Stand ups big. Yeah, it's got like lights on it.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
It's cool.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
What some speaker Robert came on with it.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Between the two of you, this kid gets whatever he wants.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
It's crazy only child. You have another one, dude, don't
be like this. I like this.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
I know given this a lot of thought for the timing, okay,
And what I've gathered, and what I've come to is
that as.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Soon as the sun goes down, yes, come on.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Sorry, not funny. Ten pm done, boys inside, because the
boys are spending the night. Boys inside, the girls get
picked up.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
So first of all, why did the boys have to
come inside at ten?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Now they're gonna be I don't know. They'd be the outside, dude.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
When I was fifteen years old, I'd be outside like
a while, especially if I was in, if I was
at the house in the backyard. It's also being quiet.
My dad wouldn't care.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Well, they're in a food comer from the fucking ham
and Cheese sandwich
I'm starting to get the vibe that Emily is actually
a strict parent and not the cool mom that she
claims to be. Are we getting this vibe? Now? Do
hear about the rules that her son is going to
have in his latest adventures? We ain't done yet. It's
(00:26):
time for the past over yet completely uncensored and uning
filtered except for that part. The show's after show starts. Now,
what happened to you?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
What happened? Cool mom?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Nobody thinks that could be of a cool mom.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
You don't need this.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Read is a little scamp. This kid, This kid sounds
like things are getting pretty serious. This girl. Oh, he's
been bringing a girl around, which is questionable. I mean
I wouldn't be bringing a girl around Emily, but yay Emily.
Part is the question, that's the question.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I mean, his girlfriend's like, why does your mom dressed
like she's in high school?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Is she wearing overalls?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I don't think anybody does.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
She thinks she's forever twenty one.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
So Emily is laying down the wall when he has
this girl over. She's got your set of rules. Oh yeah,
she's got to be there at all times. Doors got
to be open. And maybe there's a few other things
that I'm not aware of.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I don't know now what if chili dog tim across
the street? What makes a fresh batch? And send you
a text come over for some chili? Can you not
leave the premises or can you at least walk across
the street for five minutes?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I can walk across the street for like two minutes
to take one to go. I can take a chili
to go. Are you sure I could walk across the
street to take I.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Can't believe she's that strict, Like it's crazy because when
I had a girlfriend and I was fifteen, I had
a girlfriend and my parents, I mean they would go
do stuff like they wouldn't like have to babysit us
or be there or Yeah, that's so wild. I can't
believe you're this strict. It's like very new.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
He's a freshman.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
He's only fifteen, I would say. When I was fifteen
a girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Ye, yeah, when I was fifteen, she lost her virgin guys.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, you're acting like he's.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Like she was middle school.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
He's doing but stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Yeah, but starts with the butt stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Which know which confused?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
That's where babies come from, right, I don't know my
own hole, is what you're saying, Yes, you and nobody
would blink an eye.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Stupid.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
But yeah, at fifteen, I was exactly Read's age girlfriend
exactly around this time. And and my parents, I mean,
I don't remember. I mean that's I'm crazy. I don't
remember them being they were. They have their rules, don't
get me wrong, but like this is like you're like,
it's like you have to be there to make sure
everything's gonna be okay, and you're babysitting almost Yeah, but
you can't leave to go across the street for a
(03:11):
half hour.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I know, half an hour. No, it's way too long.
I'll give you five minutes. I'll give you five minutes.
But you know, yesterday I had to Yesterday, I had
to do a zoom thing, like a private zoom thing
that I had to be in like a quiet space
for And it was a thirty minute thing, and I
was going to do it in my bedroom because I
(03:33):
had them go in the living room so while I
had the door shut in the bedroom, so I didn't
want them in his bedroom hanging while I was in
that room.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Is that embarrassing for him?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
How could it not?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
He doesn't seem to care.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
But do you tell them both to get well? They're
together to.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Read aside, nice, but it's also so crazy. It's a
strict Yeah, so strict because like, what's that you're in
your room there in their bedroom, you're still there.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Part of it is all so though they're not going
to Bonetown.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah, part of it though, when him and her mom
and I texted before, which is also my mom wanted
wanted my number, her mom wanted to text me. Her
mom asked me, what, like if I was going to
be there, what are your like that?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
But you are so that.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
She kind of gave me the vibe too that she's
strict and so like, I wanted.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
To respect that, but it's also to me, it's just
weird that the mom's even talked well.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
And I don't want to burst your bubble, but whatever
can happen on a bed can.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Also happen on sky Like wow, So.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Unless you're literally sitting there.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Eyes it sounds like she is maybe not, maybe they're
into like do vee covers they needed happen on a couch. Okay, okay, unless.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I'm so stunned how strict she is. It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Battle Axe I did realize I was a battle axe.
I didn't realize this was being strict. I thought, this
is like what you're being good at this age would.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Be you know, it's just so unlike you.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Hey, you're definitely not the cool mom anymore.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
If Jack had a girl over next year, because he's
a year he's a year before read behind read, would
you guys let him have a girl in his room
with the door closed?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I grew up with that rule with the door open,
so I would probably do the same thing for no
real reason. And if it was just me, I don't
care what he does.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
If like Debra, wasn't it like if you.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Guys, Deborah is so just like you guys there, she's
so weird about this stuff, like she's that's her baby, and.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
You'd be like in your game room play video games.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I would care. I wouldn't even be in the house.
Oh my god, guys, I'm taking off.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Also, it's like, I know this is going to sound great,
but what's really gonna happen? Like they're gonna make out
all right, but like he's fifteen, Like they don't really
know you hear about Sky about guy, I know, but
they don't traumatize, like he doesn't know what he's you
know what I'm saying, Guy's kicking balls.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Some of youack.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Then then well Sky was with guys already right, drinking.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
No, so I was. I was younger for my grade.
So it was the end of my sophomore year and
I was dating a guy who was a junior. So
he was a couple of years older than me. So
that probably sped things up a little bit versus dating
somebody my own age, you know, so awful and they're
the same age, right, reading a girl.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
So we have our next set of plans ready to
go here, yes, and while again oddly, it's going down
at Emily's house. Remember you always had a house that
was like the party house. My house was.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
We were we always hanging in the basement.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
It was like a party house. Parents are never around.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
It was like we would just go to the basement
and my parents wouldn't bother ust the whole time.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Would the camera go in a circle around you smoke circles? Yeah,
it was yeah, yeah, So there was always a house.
There was the party house and hang out and you're like,
all right, I can get away with murder here, which
is weird because that's not Emily's house. It's too small.
You're not gonna get away with anything. And you got
the strictest parent on the planet, apparently now.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
On the planet, but likes being like the leader of
the crew.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
So that's why he wants to everybody at his place.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
That's very accurate. That's very accurate.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
But I have said to him, why is everybody coming
over here? Doesn't so and so ho about I'm angry
I dropped get off at his house before his house
is three times?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Why don't Why don't you? Why don't you say no,
I don't want everybody over here now?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Because I'm happy he's hanging out and he's I'm happy,
he's happy, and he's got friends.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
So I end up caving.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I end up caving, caving because I want only child's
it's only and it's only my time before these friends
and these girls are like, dude, your mom, chill the
fuck ouse.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Hey, we say that. Yeah, so we got big, big
stuff happening tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
What bike stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
This has been a big deal, he.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Said, flyers like everyone's coming over.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Let's go there. You can fit three people in the house.
It will be.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Greatly doing cake stands.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Boys, Actually, now I'm kind of ink this has been
a big thing. Guys, this is actually kicked off Sunday
and reads crew two of his buddies, three of his
buddies roll up on their e bikes and I see
Red had asked me about the possibility of doing a
(08:36):
bonfire this weekend beach. No bonfire at our house?
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Why don't they do are at the beach.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
You can't have a bonfire at your house.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
There's outside of my deck where the trucks parked on
the dirt. There's a big dirt area. So we have
a we have an old washing machine like a drum
thing that my neighbors gave us that you could put fire.
It woulden and have like a fire like.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Okay, we'll only had a bonfire. I mean, this isn't
burning man like chill out. Okay, you can have a
little fire pit thing.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Why don't you do that?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Why doesn't he do it?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I'd rather do it there.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
She won't drive.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Going to suggest that this is already too much. This
is way too much.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Friday night bonfire my house. Yeah, the fires this big.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
I'll ask the broad that lives there, she'll be okay
that whatever I want, whatever I want, I go bet
whatever I want. It's crazy, it's crazy. She makes me
food whatever I want.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
He did used to watch Saturday and live at like
four years old time.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
So that's true. That did used to happen. So Sunday
they were all him and.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
His buddies that shows running this out.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Read's got rakes and he hands them rakes and shovels
for what. And they're cleaning up the area. They're all
working put in the yard, this yard so that they
can have this bondfire.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
This is unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Now, so those boys that showed up, we're going to
be at the bonfire. Also reads a new lady friend.
He hasn't asked her to be a girl girlfriend yet, okay.
And then her two or three friends we go. So
it's like guys, her friends, his friends.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
So they'll spin the bottle. Actually, no, seven minutes in heaven.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I think they're already passed.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Eddie, Eddie, I don't know, we don't know, Okay, thank you.
And so that's what's going down. And the whole thing
is going to go down tomorrow night at my house.
So today's the big grocery shopping trip.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
For what you're gonna You're not gonna cook, are you?
These kids will never show up again.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Remember the in and out? That's not funny. That's a funny.
Laugh that hard in my in out burgers?
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Right, okay, all right, order out?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah, the most unpopular.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
I oh, it was gonna make Alon.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
By the way, a silent yeah. No, I'm not making
a and I'm not making the in and out burgers. God,
he made a request. I'm not making salmon skuy. He
quested something that I make that he likes, and it's
just it's this thing I saw on Instagram a couple
of years ago.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
And you're not really cooking. He asked, if there's no
fucking way.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
So they could just have food sitting outside.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
The order a pizza. That's what most normal kids do.
You're gonna cook. That's fucking insane, dude.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
No, I wasn't expect no, no, no cook.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
What's you know?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
She loves this?
Speaker 3 (11:23):
I'm with Eddie.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
It is weird growing up.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Chip Yeah, bags of chips is fine, and they're like.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
On Hawaiian you cut a whole Hawaiian roll thing in
half and then you put like ham and cheese and
butter on top of it, and you bake it in
the oven and it's like ham and cheese, hot ham sandwiches.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Listen, if you should know better, you should know better,
you should know better.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Actually real ship right now, I actually don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
So you need to In high school friends, moms, when
you have like a boy girl.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
You can bring out the chip dinner for you doing
ham and cheese mouth like, fuck up, dude, Yeah, are
you fucking crazy?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
At any point when you were fifteen years old boys,
mom cooked dinner for you, guys anything so late, I
don't remember exactly, so exactly.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
I'm something really irritated about this, legitimately affected. I can't
even know what I imagine.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Mommy, he's gonna make us, Mommy's gonna sandwiches.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I'm just gonna throw it outside. I'm not gonna go
here we go.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Here's your trees, Jimmy, you're.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Gonna be like Amy Pohlar and mean girl.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Now here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
The fun at fifty Pizza bro.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
I never had that happen, but at fifteen I was
high as fuck.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
So if somebody brought out.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
This ship's gonna be highest guy.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
They they clearly aren't as cool as you were.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
During Bible study.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
That was great, Okay, a different time fresh he did
a fucking pizza pie for these kids. Shut the funk up, dude,
I'm so pissed. My whole place I was shopping list.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Are you gonna have? Are you gonna have like legit
plays and forks and knives of paper plates?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Broke it?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I'm getting so it's a fire pit ran on the list.
He wants Arizonized teas and cox and you just.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
If this kid just jump you say, how high does.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
It ever have a party? So I'm just like, even
have people over legit? Can I do some wars?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Can you do?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Can I get the.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Ship for the I can't believe. I can't believe you're
not making him go with you to get this stuff
like that is.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
He has a half day to day, so he's gonna
go with me later.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Now, Well thees ingredients like laid out on a festive
planter or you just.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Just spelles with the grand crazy.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
No, you're not. I mean it's it's very overbearing. It's
very over I have girls over kind of a big deal.
And it's not just.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
My mom in the house dude, or anywhere.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
She comes out with a fucking ham and cheese platter,
I'm would be fucking humiliating.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
I don't think my friends ever met my mom.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Dude, I don't think I would possible for them not
to see my mom.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
They knew my dad because my dad coached in high school.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I don't think my dad would. But at some point
my dad would come out and tell us to shut
the hell up. That's exactly that would happen. Yeah, but
we had you know, we had an outdoor pool and
then we had this little gazebo area that was the
hangout spot. If my fucking mom came out with ham sandwiches,
I'd fucking jump and drown myself.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
But when we were when we had friends over and
guys and girls, we were in the basement. The only
time my parents would come was with my dad would
say he needed me and come upstairs, and he asked me,
whatever one's leaving.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Yes, that's when.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
If my mom came down hand sandwiches, Hey, everyone hear
about the butter on top and shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Like, what is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Do?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
You used to be so cool?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
You you're the opposite of the cool.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Crazy is that you're not in high school, she would
think this is the lamely ever.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Like your mom just brought us hands, your mom leave
you for a weekend and do whatever you wanted.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
You've gotten the exact opposite.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Can we get some dominoes?
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
The is going on here?
Speaker 3 (15:19):
How do you not see?
Speaker 2 (15:20):
This is the ham sandwich thing? I didn't see because
you're not cool, because I'm not gonna be I'm not
gonna make it a grand presentation like I'm going to
just go out.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
You can't help yourself, you can't help each The.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Kids have their own wristband that says Friends Forever, a
toothpick too.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I'm oh man, that's cool. Oh man, that's cool. Why
can't you call Reading to have him get the sandwich?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Okay, the out?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Stay the fuck out?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
No sandwiches at all, No, Sammi's I hate this.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I would do anything to talk to seventeen year old
Emily who what was her voicemail?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Oh it's that family the message all.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Weirdly enough, she recorded that in overall, Emily would be like,
what a that's the fucking lamest ship I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Of my life.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Dude, whose ideal was this?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
You said? Read right? Reading quested it, yes, do you
want me to you threw it up. You don't make
I could just slash gotta buy some chips, order a
fucking pie in your dumb dude, get the beard whatever,
go down.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
The beer and get away, go down the street or something.
Leave like just leave the watch the potry game right there.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Watch it get out, dude, my god, all right, here's
the real question. Okay, this from since you're the coolest
mom and not strict at all and not lame.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
She got from strict to just fucking like cringe, cringe,
your cringe. I'd rather hang out with at Sky's house
because I feel like, whoa, I'm crazy. Sky would leave
us alone.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
You're probably right well after She's like, all.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Martini your hair. Guys, what uh what time were shutting
this ship down? You know is your neighbor ten on
one one.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
I don't want any of this going.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
I've given you know.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
They're going to have a bluetooth speaker out there.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Stand ups big. Yeah, it's got like lights on it.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
It's cool.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
What some speaker Robert came on with it.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Between the two of you, this kid gets whatever he wants.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
It's crazy only child. You have another one, dude, don't
be like this. I like this.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
I know given this a lot of thought for the timing, okay,
And what I've gathered, and what I've come to is
that as.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Soon as the sun goes down, yes, come on.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Sorry, not funny. Ten pm done, boys inside, because the
boys are spending the night. Boys inside, the girls get
picked up.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
So first of all, why did the boys have to
come inside at ten?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Now they're gonna be I don't know. They'd be the outside, dude.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
When I was fifteen years old, I'd be outside like
a while, especially if I was in, if I was
at the house in the backyard. It's also being quiet.
My dad wouldn't care.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Well, they're in a food comer from the fucking ham
and Cheese sandwich
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