The past few days we have been covering the ever developing story of Emily's Son, Reed, and the girl he is currently talking to. It started with strict rules from Emily, developed into a weekend bonfire, and now we have new developments regarding said bonfire!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Here we are, day three of the saga that is
Emily's son reads bonfire.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Is that a bonfire? That that is?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
That's what.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
It's a weird way to call it a bonfire for
a tiny fire pit that they're gonna have. He's having
friends over today, and I say friends. This girl's involved. Okay,
so it's a big deal. We heard yesterday the disaster
that was Emily trying to get involved in cook for
this get together.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Brought it.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
I brought this to my wife and I was like yeah,
and she's a foodie, so I go yeah, and she
knows that Emily likes to cook, and she actually thinks
Emily is a good cook, which.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Well, she's never really had her.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
So so she goes, I tell her that she's gonna
have these ham sandwiches and the way you're gonna do
like the bread or something wine.
Speaker 6 (00:53):
Bun and she goes, ooh, that sounds yummy.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Wife's traction.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
And I said, please, I'll say yummy in front of
my son because he was in the bath. And then
and then and then I go, yeah, but it's for
reading his friends and the girls that are there, and
she goes, oh, I.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Don't want anybody's reaction.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
I go, I go, I go, did you ever have
I go to a boy's house and the mom would
cook for everybody? And she goes, I don't think she
was like trying to defend anybody start to.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Argue, it's really weird. So, guys, we have an update.
What is going out? Gone going down tonight at the bonfire?
Speaker 6 (01:34):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the one podcast
over yet.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Completely uncensored and uncting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Now, So before we start talking about this off the air,
Emily had the balls to say to me that, guys,
this isn't as.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Big of a deal as you're making it. And I go,
we're making it.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
You've been planning this thing for two weeks like Reid
has been. You and Reid together are acting like this
is the royal wedding. The men like, honestly, like the
biggest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
And I'm like, we're making a big deal.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Is there a color scheme plan?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
What's what's the.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Colors?
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Never Taco Tuesday at Emily when she got like sombreros
and are you going to do that for this are
you going to get like bonfire aesthetics, like you know
how like a coach everyone dresses is read telling everyone
to dress a certain way for the bonfire.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
He's not, he's not. There will be no decor.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Though I did think about seeing if they wanted to
put see if the girls wanted to put up some lights.
But I'm not going to. I'm not going to. I
haven't and I haven't even uttered that until anybody until
just now.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I said no to.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
That to myself. This is so bad, just like some light.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Centerpiece, no center no, no no.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
And well the fire pits is, oh you have somebody
there doing Hannah tattoos?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Oh would actually be legit.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Okay, okay, don't.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Get we did hear there is going to be a
Bluetooth speaker out there.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
There's going to be a vibe.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
That makes sense, there's gonna.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Be a vibe.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
So yesterday when the whole ham cheese sandwich.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I can don't bring it that back up because it's
already I'm just coming down from that.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Anybody that's heard that or watched it on YouTube, that
was one hundred percent like I didn't see it coming.
Like I my son actually asked about those sliders. He's
the one that asked me to make them, and I agreed,
But I don't think he thought it through.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Hold on a minute.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
He did the way you the way you present this
is wild because you asked him, do you want me
to make food something?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, So if he.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Probably wasn't thinking of like, oh, I have the option
where I could just order pizza. If mom's involved, she's
gotta cook. I gotta get in the kitchen. This is
my love language. And so I'm getting involved somehow in
this event. And so he probably just knew, all right, well,
my mom's gonna cook. So I do like those sliders.
(04:16):
I guess you can make those. That's kind of how
it went out.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
I mean, he didn't say it in that way.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
But I'm sure okay.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
And so I didn't really think that through until you
guys brought up how wild that was, and I agreed
to sort of. So I immediately started looking up like
pizza hut prices and stuff like that, and I told
him that I can just order pizzas and he said.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Oh, that'd be great.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Oh see, how weird?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
He said, can you still make the ham and she's sliders?
As a second thing. How happy.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
It's just crazy to me.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
The kids finally got a group of friends, finally got
a little girlfriend, a little popular, little popular, it's everything
she dreamed of.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
But she's gonna make him into a whissy boy.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
She and she's gonna she she can't not be involved,
and it's only gonna make him look worse.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I want to make it nice for them.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Make sure you are you sound you know you sound
you know you sound like?
Speaker 6 (05:15):
That's what you sound like?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Right there?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Is that?
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Is that what you want to do, that's what you
want to know? Like, God, that's what.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I can hear.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
You know, I'm a human?
Speaker 6 (05:29):
Does that feel good?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I do.
Speaker 7 (05:30):
Remember my daughters one of her birthday parties in middle
school where it was a girls sleepover and it couldn't
just be a sleepover. I had to rent like tepees
from a little tepee company, and then everybody had little
kids to make like jewelry and it just kept going
and going.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, life is in Instagram.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
Stop for kids, it is though, like for some of them, Yeah,
it's all about the aesthetic and the vibe and you.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Can't just hang out.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
No, No, that's bigger than that.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Why I mean, you're making it bigger.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
You can tell your kid no.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
What do you mean why.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
I said no to one thing yesterday when buying supply,
I said no to the poppy sodas that you want
because they don't have them at Walmart. Soda that the
girls like drinking. I guess I looked it up and
it's that it's expensive.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
I just if I was you, I'd be like, First
of all, I don't want a fire going on in
the backyard.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
So it's the front yard fire season, the front.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
Yard, your poor neighbors. Okay, you're going to do that.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
You want music, all right, that's fine, and then I'll
order a pizza. Don't bother me with anything else.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
That's not her.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Man, she's she's right there.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
And if my wife was doing this, I look at her. Hey,
leave them alone.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Stop stop your baby, Hey, hey, pop your titty out
of it.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Well, he asked, what are they going to drink?
Speaker 6 (07:00):
I mean they have cars.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
To go buy their own, you know, sodas. Yeah, the
Hershe's bar and marshmallows are gonna buy themselves.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Do they need help from mom?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Look them up, come up a little bit.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
So you were still gonna make these fucking ham and
cheese sandwiches.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Those things are getting made.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Listen, if I'm a if i'm a teenager fifteen years old,
I'm eating anything, so it don't matter. Like like kids
that age, they fucking eat NonStop.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
That's when my son started to do that way. It's brutal.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
So are they gonna like your sandwiches? I'm gonna tell
you right now.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Yes, they are grudgingly yes, like they're gonna eat it
and do this.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
They're gonna eat it and be like, oh no, this
is good.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
But literally, you could serve a flip flop in a
Hawaiian butt and they'd be like, oh yeah, yeah. So
are they gonna crush the pizza first? Yes, and then
sandwich is still I'm still hungry, Okay, I'm gonna eat
some sandwiches and they'll say, hey, yeah, read's mom.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
They're great. They're great.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
So you're gonna come in here with an attitude on Tuesday,
acting like you knocked it out.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Of the park.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
What if? What if it appears they really do really
like them?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
How can I mean?
Speaker 5 (08:11):
How can I But Emily, they're not going to be
rude to you.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
You can tell when kids are into something like you
could tell if they're.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Like, you'll be able to tell.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
You can tell what we're hanging out and getting the review.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
My favorite part is when Emily is out there like
trying to mingle.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
I'm not gonna try to ingle.
Speaker 7 (08:29):
I will not.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
And then and then and then she notices they're wearing something.
So she comes in here a week later wearing the
same thing, saying that it's in right now. Yeah, that's
gonna be my favorite.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Like the scorch she's going on.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
What are I like mountfit multiple compliments?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Nobody said I didn't I like you said that. I
just pointed way okay, laugh way. Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
So we know Hamsey cheese sandwiches. We know pizza now
is being in the mixmores.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
Are you going with the smores? Are you going to
switch it up?
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Or just do uh the hirshey bars, because if you
get Reese's peanut butter cuffs, that will blow their minds.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Oh no, I didn't get that. It's too much if
I buy the stuff.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
But now if I get the Reese's hirshey things, you know,
tell me I'm going way over the top.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
All right, regular og happening?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
All right? Yeah, okay, you got sticks.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Yeah, I got skewers, like metal barbecue skewers, okay to
buy those. Didn't have those, these wooden skewers usually when
I make stuff like that, so I didn't have the
metal ones.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Go pick a branch off with your wild going on.
I don't do that.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
There's bugs on that, you know, all right? All right,
all right?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
So anything else?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Well, then there's one other.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Thing that's the only development sort of since yesterday aside
from the ham sandwiches.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
And that is when Reed was telling me.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
About the seating situation, and I was like, we don't
have what chairs are they going to sit in?
Speaker 7 (09:55):
Because there's six of them?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Right?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Yeah? There we don't have.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Like you don't have six folding chairs.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Don't folding chairs in my house. But we have like, uh,
patio furniture chairs that are on the deck.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
So I was like, you want to just put those
patio furniture chairs around the fire whenever?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
It sounds perfect?
Speaker 4 (10:09):
It was no, No, you had other plans, And I go,
what could possibly be the other plans? Like we only
have like two beach chairs, Like, I don't know, you're
gonna have people bring their own beach chair, Like, what's
the other plan?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Yeah, you here read out with the saw ship. That
wouln't surprise me. And that's what he tells me.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
No, the boys, Me and the boys, they're gonna come
a little early and we're gonna move the couch that's
in the garage in front of the fire.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Oh my god, and I go why?
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Also, also, how long is that couch going to sit there?
Once they moved, they're never going to move.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
By the way, couch in the garage, yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Read and Robert found it in an alley.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
I won't sit in it. Hangs out in the garage
and works on his bikes.
Speaker 7 (10:55):
I feel like I have lice now when he takes
a break.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
The couch, Ma, the couch, mop up the ham and
cheese couch.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
That's so so that would be sitting in your your
yard now for years to come.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I don't know. So that's the only thing that if
it was up to me, I probably.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
My dad, my dad growing up, but had been like, no,
you're not moving the couch. Told me no, and I
would be like why because I said so, and then
he would have walked away and we all stood.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
I asked him why, and he said because they want
us to be able to sit next to the girls.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
We want are going to fill on the couch lady. Now,
he said, there's no way.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
He said that the girls girls.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Now, we've heard yesterday in the podcast that you're you
have to like be watching them every three seconds. So
the fact that they want to sit next to each
other on the couch and they're going to be outside
and you're going to be inside, does that freak you out?
Speaker 3 (11:52):
It does freak me out. But I'm playing they're.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
All together, kids, I don't know, that's not how it works.
Speaker 7 (12:00):
Oh, I've done some wild stuff with other people in
the room. Sorry, sorry, like after dances and proms and
you ran a hotel with like twenty people and you know,
have some you know, boons farm and next thing you know,
you're in a corner under a blanket. You fucking crazy
(12:20):
broos are.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Insane, they are. So I'm just saying that Cat's right, guys.
I just you know, guys, right.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
You never know, I would be doing some check ins
through the window, just just a little peak, just a
little peak.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
I can't imagine the guy doing anything sexual.
Speaker 7 (12:34):
No, none of that not But you know, I didn't say,
but you know, the guy's your day. You know he
paid for the limo.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
It's like all right and he's just done.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
You had that mentality when you were in high school,
live in.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
A weird society.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Bro Okay, yeah, well about peeping in and like you know,
looking and like getting eyes on them. I do have
a sink, and my kitchen sink does face out to
exactly where they're going to be knock it off?
Speaker 7 (13:00):
Does does the ring cam cover that area of the yard?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
It does? Okay, just saying it does.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I just I have never met a person and Reed
is a spawn of this person who overthinks and over
plans things more than em.
Speaker 8 (13:23):
Like, it's crazy. This kid is thinking of seat designs,
seating arrangements. I mean, this is this is so foreign
to me. This is so crazy. But that's that's Emily.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Like again, if Emily is going over to her sisters
for a brunch, like her sister is going to have
people over for a brunch, the amount of recipes that
Emily will look up to make for said family little
get together is out of control. Where you go, dude,
just bring us side of bacon, but no, Emily will
bring the wildest breakfast castle role that she saw on Pinterest.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
What time of year? Is it a springcast role? Is
it a summer caser?
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Effects? That is the way that I am also be
researching my outfit and that'll be a huge deal. And
I'm just my sister's how is.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
Red with the outfit?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Right now? What's the fit?
Speaker 5 (14:12):
Because he better not he were to school today, that
would be crazy, Okay, And you're going to change, right
I know I'm not going to
Here we are, day three of the saga that is
Emily's son reads bonfire.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Is that a bonfire? That that is?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
That's what.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
It's a weird way to call it a bonfire for
a tiny fire pit that they're gonna have. He's having
friends over today, and I say friends. This girl's involved. Okay,
so it's a big deal. We heard yesterday the disaster
that was Emily trying to get involved in cook for
this get together.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Brought it.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
I brought this to my wife and I was like yeah,
and she's a foodie, so I go yeah, and she
knows that Emily likes to cook, and she actually thinks
Emily is a good cook, which.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Well, she's never really had her.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
So so she goes, I tell her that she's gonna
have these ham sandwiches and the way you're gonna do
like the bread or something wine.
Speaker 6 (00:53):
Bun and she goes, ooh, that sounds yummy.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Wife's traction.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
And I said, please, I'll say yummy in front of
my son because he was in the bath. And then
and then and then I go, yeah, but it's for
reading his friends and the girls that are there, and
she goes, oh, I.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Don't want anybody's reaction.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
I go, I go, I go, did you ever have
I go to a boy's house and the mom would
cook for everybody? And she goes, I don't think she
was like trying to defend anybody start to.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Argue, it's really weird. So, guys, we have an update.
What is going out? Gone going down tonight at the bonfire?
Speaker 6 (01:34):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the one podcast
over yet.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Completely uncensored and uncting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Now, So before we start talking about this off the air,
Emily had the balls to say to me that, guys,
this isn't as.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Big of a deal as you're making it. And I go,
we're making it.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
You've been planning this thing for two weeks like Reid
has been. You and Reid together are acting like this
is the royal wedding. The men like, honestly, like the
biggest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
And I'm like, we're making a big deal.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Is there a color scheme plan?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
What's what's the.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Colors?
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Never Taco Tuesday at Emily when she got like sombreros
and are you going to do that for this are
you going to get like bonfire aesthetics, like you know
how like a coach everyone dresses is read telling everyone
to dress a certain way for the bonfire.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
He's not, he's not. There will be no decor.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Though I did think about seeing if they wanted to
put see if the girls wanted to put up some lights.
But I'm not going to. I'm not going to. I
haven't and I haven't even uttered that until anybody until
just now.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I said no to.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
That to myself. This is so bad, just like some light.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Centerpiece, no center no, no no.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
And well the fire pits is, oh you have somebody
there doing Hannah tattoos?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Oh would actually be legit.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Okay, okay, don't.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Get we did hear there is going to be a
Bluetooth speaker out there.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
There's going to be a vibe.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
That makes sense, there's gonna.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Be a vibe.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
So yesterday when the whole ham cheese sandwich.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I can don't bring it that back up because it's
already I'm just coming down from that.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Anybody that's heard that or watched it on YouTube, that
was one hundred percent like I didn't see it coming.
Like I my son actually asked about those sliders. He's
the one that asked me to make them, and I agreed,
But I don't think he thought it through.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Hold on a minute.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
He did the way you the way you present this
is wild because you asked him, do you want me
to make food something?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, So if he.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Probably wasn't thinking of like, oh, I have the option
where I could just order pizza. If mom's involved, she's
gotta cook. I gotta get in the kitchen. This is
my love language. And so I'm getting involved somehow in
this event. And so he probably just knew, all right, well,
my mom's gonna cook. So I do like those sliders.
(04:16):
I guess you can make those. That's kind of how
it went out.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
I mean, he didn't say it in that way.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
But I'm sure okay.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
And so I didn't really think that through until you
guys brought up how wild that was, and I agreed
to sort of. So I immediately started looking up like
pizza hut prices and stuff like that, and I told
him that I can just order pizzas and he said.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Oh, that'd be great.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Oh see, how weird?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
He said, can you still make the ham and she's sliders?
As a second thing. How happy.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
It's just crazy to me.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
The kids finally got a group of friends, finally got
a little girlfriend, a little popular, little popular, it's everything
she dreamed of.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
But she's gonna make him into a whissy boy.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
She and she's gonna she she can't not be involved,
and it's only gonna make him look worse.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I want to make it nice for them.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Make sure you are you sound you know you sound
you know you sound like?
Speaker 6 (05:15):
That's what you sound like?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Right there?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Is that?
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Is that what you want to do, that's what you
want to know? Like, God, that's what.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I can hear.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
You know, I'm a human?
Speaker 6 (05:29):
Does that feel good?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I do.
Speaker 7 (05:30):
Remember my daughters one of her birthday parties in middle
school where it was a girls sleepover and it couldn't
just be a sleepover. I had to rent like tepees
from a little tepee company, and then everybody had little
kids to make like jewelry and it just kept going
and going.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, life is in Instagram.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
Stop for kids, it is though, like for some of them, Yeah,
it's all about the aesthetic and the vibe and you.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Can't just hang out.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
No, No, that's bigger than that.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Why I mean, you're making it bigger.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
You can tell your kid no.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
What do you mean why.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
I said no to one thing yesterday when buying supply,
I said no to the poppy sodas that you want
because they don't have them at Walmart. Soda that the
girls like drinking. I guess I looked it up and
it's that it's expensive.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
I just if I was you, I'd be like, First
of all, I don't want a fire going on in
the backyard.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
So it's the front yard fire season, the front.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
Yard, your poor neighbors. Okay, you're going to do that.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
You want music, all right, that's fine, and then I'll
order a pizza. Don't bother me with anything else.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
That's not her.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Man, she's she's right there.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
And if my wife was doing this, I look at her. Hey,
leave them alone.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Stop stop your baby, Hey, hey, pop your titty out
of it.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Well, he asked, what are they going to drink?
Speaker 6 (07:00):
I mean they have cars.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
To go buy their own, you know, sodas. Yeah, the
Hershe's bar and marshmallows are gonna buy themselves.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Do they need help from mom?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Look them up, come up a little bit.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
So you were still gonna make these fucking ham and
cheese sandwiches.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Those things are getting made.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Listen, if I'm a if i'm a teenager fifteen years old,
I'm eating anything, so it don't matter. Like like kids
that age, they fucking eat NonStop.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
That's when my son started to do that way. It's brutal.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
So are they gonna like your sandwiches? I'm gonna tell
you right now.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Yes, they are grudgingly yes, like they're gonna eat it
and do this.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
They're gonna eat it and be like, oh no, this
is good.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
But literally, you could serve a flip flop in a
Hawaiian butt and they'd be like, oh yeah, yeah. So
are they gonna crush the pizza first? Yes, and then
sandwich is still I'm still hungry, Okay, I'm gonna eat
some sandwiches and they'll say, hey, yeah, read's mom.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
They're great. They're great.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
So you're gonna come in here with an attitude on Tuesday,
acting like you knocked it out.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Of the park.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
What if? What if it appears they really do really
like them?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
How can I mean?
Speaker 5 (08:11):
How can I But Emily, they're not going to be
rude to you.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
You can tell when kids are into something like you
could tell if they're.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Like, you'll be able to tell.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
You can tell what we're hanging out and getting the review.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
My favorite part is when Emily is out there like
trying to mingle.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
I'm not gonna try to ingle.
Speaker 7 (08:29):
I will not.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
And then and then and then she notices they're wearing something.
So she comes in here a week later wearing the
same thing, saying that it's in right now. Yeah, that's
gonna be my favorite.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Like the scorch she's going on.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
What are I like mountfit multiple compliments?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Nobody said I didn't I like you said that. I
just pointed way okay, laugh way. Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
So we know Hamsey cheese sandwiches. We know pizza now
is being in the mixmores.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
Are you going with the smores? Are you going to
switch it up?
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Or just do uh the hirshey bars, because if you
get Reese's peanut butter cuffs, that will blow their minds.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Oh no, I didn't get that. It's too much if
I buy the stuff.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
But now if I get the Reese's hirshey things, you know,
tell me I'm going way over the top.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
All right, regular og happening?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
All right? Yeah, okay, you got sticks.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Yeah, I got skewers, like metal barbecue skewers, okay to
buy those. Didn't have those, these wooden skewers usually when
I make stuff like that, so I didn't have the
metal ones.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Go pick a branch off with your wild going on.
I don't do that.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
There's bugs on that, you know, all right? All right,
all right?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
So anything else?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Well, then there's one other.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Thing that's the only development sort of since yesterday aside
from the ham sandwiches.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
And that is when Reed was telling me.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
About the seating situation, and I was like, we don't
have what chairs are they going to sit in?
Speaker 7 (09:55):
Because there's six of them?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Right?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Yeah? There we don't have.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Like you don't have six folding chairs.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Don't folding chairs in my house. But we have like, uh,
patio furniture chairs that are on the deck.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
So I was like, you want to just put those
patio furniture chairs around the fire whenever?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
It sounds perfect?
Speaker 4 (10:09):
It was no, No, you had other plans, And I go,
what could possibly be the other plans? Like we only
have like two beach chairs, Like, I don't know, you're
gonna have people bring their own beach chair, Like, what's
the other plan?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Yeah, you here read out with the saw ship. That
wouln't surprise me. And that's what he tells me.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
No, the boys, Me and the boys, they're gonna come
a little early and we're gonna move the couch that's
in the garage in front of the fire.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Oh my god, and I go why?
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Also, also, how long is that couch going to sit there?
Once they moved, they're never going to move.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
By the way, couch in the garage, yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Read and Robert found it in an alley.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
I won't sit in it. Hangs out in the garage
and works on his bikes.
Speaker 7 (10:55):
I feel like I have lice now when he takes
a break.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
The couch, Ma, the couch, mop up the ham and
cheese couch.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
That's so so that would be sitting in your your
yard now for years to come.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I don't know. So that's the only thing that if
it was up to me, I probably.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
My dad, my dad growing up, but had been like, no,
you're not moving the couch. Told me no, and I
would be like why because I said so, and then
he would have walked away and we all stood.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
I asked him why, and he said because they want
us to be able to sit next to the girls.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
We want are going to fill on the couch lady. Now,
he said, there's no way.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
He said that the girls girls.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Now, we've heard yesterday in the podcast that you're you
have to like be watching them every three seconds. So
the fact that they want to sit next to each
other on the couch and they're going to be outside
and you're going to be inside, does that freak you out?
Speaker 3 (11:52):
It does freak me out. But I'm playing they're.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
All together, kids, I don't know, that's not how it works.
Speaker 7 (12:00):
Oh, I've done some wild stuff with other people in
the room. Sorry, sorry, like after dances and proms and
you ran a hotel with like twenty people and you know,
have some you know, boons farm and next thing you know,
you're in a corner under a blanket. You fucking crazy
(12:20):
broos are.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Insane, they are. So I'm just saying that Cat's right, guys.
I just you know, guys, right.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
You never know, I would be doing some check ins
through the window, just just a little peak, just a
little peak.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
I can't imagine the guy doing anything sexual.
Speaker 7 (12:34):
No, none of that not But you know, I didn't say,
but you know, the guy's your day. You know he
paid for the limo.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
It's like all right and he's just done.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
You had that mentality when you were in high school,
live in.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
A weird society.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Bro Okay, yeah, well about peeping in and like you know,
looking and like getting eyes on them. I do have
a sink, and my kitchen sink does face out to
exactly where they're going to be knock it off?
Speaker 7 (13:00):
Does does the ring cam cover that area of the yard?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
It does? Okay, just saying it does.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I just I have never met a person and Reed
is a spawn of this person who overthinks and over
plans things more than em.
Speaker 8 (13:23):
Like, it's crazy. This kid is thinking of seat designs,
seating arrangements. I mean, this is this is so foreign
to me. This is so crazy. But that's that's Emily.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Like again, if Emily is going over to her sisters
for a brunch, like her sister is going to have
people over for a brunch, the amount of recipes that
Emily will look up to make for said family little
get together is out of control. Where you go, dude,
just bring us side of bacon, but no, Emily will
bring the wildest breakfast castle role that she saw on Pinterest.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
What time of year? Is it a springcast role? Is
it a summer caser?
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Effects? That is the way that I am also be
researching my outfit and that'll be a huge deal. And
I'm just my sister's how is.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
Red with the outfit?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Right now? What's the fit?
Speaker 5 (14:12):
Because he better not he were to school today, that
would be crazy, Okay, And you're going to change, right
I know I'm not going to
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