May 29, 2026 • 17 mins
It was a very rare occasion that Sky made her way into a Sephora but it may be the last time she ever does so because of a comment that was made to her that she didn't like but made her daughter laugh!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So I gotta give Sky this pretty thick skin. I mean,
we've been working together for over twenty five years. Yeah,
you kind of have to have thick skin if you
are on this show, right Yeah. I mean, you know,
we make fun of you for all kinds of different stuff,
which is fantastic.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I think I think you appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
What appreciation?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Oh I always thought you did. I thought you always
found it.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I just I had an older brother growing up, and
so I just feel like that never fucking stops that.
You know, here we are, we're all siblings, that we
get each other shit.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Sure, yeah, okay, what So it takes a lot to
actually offend Sky, Like you could say a lot of
crazy stuff in front of Sky and she's not gonna
really be offended. She may not like it, but she's
not gonna get offended by it.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Right.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Well, Sky got offended recently. It wasn't by us, shockingly,
it was by somebody at a Sephora. We ain't done yet.
One podcast Sponge a.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Completely uncensored and uning filtered except for that part.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
The show's after show starts. Now, did you walk into
the sapphort and they go why are you here?
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Can you.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Can?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
You?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Can you not?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I don't know you were making Okay, okay, it's this
all while areas.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Ha ha ha.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
I said, you don't wear making.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I wear light makeup. Cover this. We've covered this.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Where it's like a light tinted moisturiser.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Here, thank you, Emily.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Just on, just on your eyes, right you're doing on
your legs.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I'm glass.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
It's for your cheeks.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Yeah, where is it?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
It's all my cheeks they are rosy.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
Once in a while she'll throw a code of mascare,
a light code of mascar.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
She's really waring it up.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
That's specially ship right there.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
When who did you go to for with somebody?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
With my daughter?
Speaker 7 (02:01):
So she wanted to go because this would never be
a thing that you want to do, right, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Well, so here's where I think you have to next.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Okay, right there, she gets her shampoo the.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Okay, right now, it's from Amazonay, so here's probably where
you're a little bit confused. Sophora and Alta they don't
just sell makeup. They also sell like moisturizers, sunscreens, other
things like that.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Everything beauty, like, yeah, everything beauty, right, forehead.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
What's wrong with my fuckinghead?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I do have the spider vein thing that just busted.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I can trust me.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I thought it was like a little zid. It's like
a little I have the tinted moisturizer on. Yeah, and
I pointed it out to the dermatologist. Okay, that's not
what I'm fucking talking about, weirdo.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I don't.
Speaker 7 (02:58):
I don't mean, I'm not saying, did you see Jamie
zooming in on your base?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I'm done when it.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Comes to beauty products. You don't care about that stuff.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
So I'm surprised that you would get you'd go to
a sephour for anything. I figured you would just ordered
off Amazon or make your own.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Okay, actually I didn't go where I.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Was because you just don't care about that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I don't, and I'm definitely not into paying like a
high price for that ship.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
Like I'm going to know, like Emily, who's in there
at you know, slapping a coat of pat on at
five thirty?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Wild scene?
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Girl?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
There? You never get to see it?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Oh really? So what do you guys see?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Emily doesn't like you to look at her.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
No, you can't go in there I've learned the hard.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah, like by five point fifteen, she's good. But if
but I have to drop something off to her.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Wait, so when she first gets here in the morning,
you're saying he's makeup free. It's disturbing. I'm just saying
I was gonna go.
Speaker 7 (03:58):
So she posted the picture yesterday and I thought her
hair looked nice.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
So I was gonna go tell hey, your hair looks great.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
But I didn't go in there because I know if
I go in there before she puts makeup on, she's
gonna get annoyed at me.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Hey, you don't even say that, Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Just I mean it's.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I'm back in the office in the morning when this
is going on, so you actually see the pro.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Let me let me, let me show you how it goes, Okay.
So Emily knows that I have to drop something off
in there every single morning. This is pre makeup. Okay.
So she's in there, she sees me coming, she will
turn her back to the door and not make eye
contact me. To me now like hiding. Yes, she won't
(04:42):
show her face. She won't show the face. She won't
show the face ever. And so even if I have
to say something to her, like she will have a
conversation with me at her computer with her back turned
because she won't show the face. I'll half turn yeah
maybe if I'm lucky, but then she'll turn around. I'm like,
oh god, you see that then?
Speaker 6 (05:01):
And then that's why there lies why I don't want
to show him my face.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
That you would never you would never be seen like
pre making.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
It would absolutely never make a noise at me in
real life. But I just know that you're going to
look at me like, whoa, that's what you really look like.
Any makeup on it is horrible.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Okay, you know what I mean. So then she spends
the next fifteen minutes doing her makeup in there. Everything
it's a whole I had no idea.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
And you said curling iron? Is that are you talking ship?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Or is that really a curling iron?
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Today today I curled, but usually i'll curl after the
show if I have something to go do. But I decided,
you know what, free comedy Friday we had.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Look, Craig, it's like two minutes.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
It's not like this giant thing.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I mean, you know, it seems like a lot of work,
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
And look at look at look at the aftermath.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
Wowing a little bit right now, like unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
You go from like zombie land a Heidi clue. I
mean it's like.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Clue.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
You should bring in a straightening iron.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Do you have like three hours and an extra I
know a girl who has the same hair Sky I'm sorry, and.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Her hair and put it on social media. Yeah, and she.
Speaker 7 (06:13):
Looks completely different, just like I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
If I was this girl, I don't care how long
it took. I would always straighten my because that she's ugly.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
With her curly hair, she's not, but with the straight hair,
she just looks like a completely different person.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
I would just constantly straight straighten it. Don't give me
the finger.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
You knew how much work it took to do that,
you wouldn't down Emily.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Emily would do it, but she it wouldn't take her
that long.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
But if she had to, I feel like she would.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
I can't comment on that because I've never straightened Sky's hair.
I would like to straighten Sky's hair one day myself.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Just do it.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
I'm curious to see how much how involved it is,
because I don't have hair, like no clue be dry.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, it has to be dry.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
She wouldn't be able to put product, and it's it's
a lot.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Emily's probably never seen Sky with straight hair.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I have you.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
I got to meet Savannah once or twice, but it's
probably been about five minutes.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Always was it pre covid.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
We haven't got Sienna.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
I think it's been.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
We always get always kind of awkward about it, and
she likes playing with it a little bit.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
It's a different it's always with my hair.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Do you think you'll ever get Savannah again in our lifetime?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
I'm over paying to get my hair done, Like what
what the hotel?
Speaker 5 (07:32):
I start? If we started?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
This is really affecting thor.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Yeah, I'm telling you.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
I know this is off topic, but I don't usually
pay to get my hair done. And I got my
hair done yesterday. Yeah, worth every penny. It was so good,
So nice to get it done to you, Right, we're
different people.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
You're now doing the podcast with a cough. You realize
that's going to affect the audience. Until I put it
in my mouth, I mean, like, what the hell? What
do you? What is got you?
Speaker 5 (08:01):
She's got hope, so she's got a.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I got a gland and if something hits it. Yeah,
if something hits it, I just start coffee. Thank you,
I've done something.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Okay, you shocking?
Speaker 5 (08:16):
That's how this all started. I'm just sorry. I'm just
so blown away.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Can you imagine if I went to, like, I don't know,
a fucking surf camp, Like I wouldn't do a surf camp.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
I'm surf I'm afraid of the water, like you'd by
that an.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Entire camp versus walking in a store, I feel is
not a good comparison, you know what, bro? Okay, So
here's the deal. Was that the mall yesterday with okay,
with my daughter?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You paid for what I'm talking about?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Crazy?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
I think I paid.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
First hour free? But then after that?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
How there?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
So it's two bucks an hour? So I guess we're there?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Well we So it was the last day of school yesterday,
and so I picked my daughter up at like one.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
It got out super early.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
And that was so we went and had lunch, and
then after lunch we no, no, come on, bro, you
can't just walk in the din time your mind.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Don't be a idiot? Did I make a reservation three
years ago?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I did? I did about an idiot? Don't be we
went to Blue Ocean.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Yeah, it's a Korean barbecue place now where Red Robin
used to be, where you grill your own meat.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Uh no.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
So we went to this place, Blue Ocean, Japanese place,
you know my daughter. Yeah, and walked around, you know,
decided last day of school celebration, you know, by by
my daughter a couple of things.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
And so yeah, crazy time. Uh So I went to
Pure Vita. She decided that's what she wanted, got herself
a little bracelet, and then I decided, you know what,
one more little thing for you. And they have a
Lush where they make like these bath bombs. And like mother,
like daughter, she loves taking baths, and so she got
(10:17):
a bath bomb cool right across from Lush. I'm like Sephora.
So it wasn't planned for. If this makes more sense
to you, I just saw it and I go, yeah,
I feel.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
No.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
I go, oh, you know what, I've actually been out
of my face wash. Okay if you don't use it,
I okay. I this was an issue a while back
where I was using face wipes. So in the shower,
I just was using water. You guys called me disgusted
(10:53):
and that's when. And this was like either right for
my birthday or a holiday. So I had asked my family, Hey,
everybody thinks my face is disgusting and I need face wash.
And I found this like brand that was like a
little higher end, because again I don't buy ship like that.
You go and uh, they got me this brand I
liked for my birthday or whatever.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
It was face wash, and so that's the brand.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
No, yeah, And so I got that and then I
ran out and.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I didn't tell you guys, been going without face wash. No,
we could tell, just saying my forehead vein alone. So
it's probably been two or three months.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Without talk to my husband about it. He was trying
to tell me, what's the problem, Just use body wash
on your.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Face, and and I laughed at him. I don't know.
That seems wrong. It seems that's that's wrong with the world.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Is better than nothing.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
If I forget base wash and I'm at a hotel
or something like, I'll use like, yeah, it's not my favorite.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
At least, So I don't like what.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Am I a cowboy in the wild West. I'm not.
I'm not I'm not tough off.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I g guess what they didn't have body wash sky.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Okay you don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Okay, I've seen commercials.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
But I so I went back to doing the face
wise before getting in the shower.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Okay, can you I mean I'm clean? Okay, you weird enough?
Speaker 3 (12:30):
So I see the Sephora because it's not like I
can just pick this thing up at CVS or Vaughn's.
You know, I have to go Why did I even
start that?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Right?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Because you can't find any other brand?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Why did Jack Amazon?
Speaker 6 (12:41):
I mean Amazon has really fancy face brands and stuff
like they have everything.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
No, I didn't, Emily, ok maybe they're not sure.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Uh So I see Sephora and I go, oh, let's
go right there.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Bam, face wash? What's up? So you guys may not
know this about Sephora.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
When you go in there, it is you are bombarded
with customer service. Like anytime I've been in there, it's
like every two steps, a new worker is asking you
if you need something, telling you about a special Can
I show you where a certain brand is?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
So it's like going on to a car dealership.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Yeah, and like every chick has their own like two
aisles in section.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah, Like I don't know a new section.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
A new chick comes out, they must.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Have like one hundred people working in like one little store.
It's it's fucking insane. But okay, if you need help
find it what you need, I guess that's great. But
I already know the brand I need, and you know,
I'm not into human interaction too much in the wild.
Uh So I'm I'm telling everybody I'm good. Oh thank you, no,
oh thank you, I got thank you, even though I
(13:46):
don't know where the product is. I've never been into
this Sephora. And so but my daughter, you know, she
knows this kind of shit. So I go, hey, tell
me where my stuff is, and so she finds it. Okay, great,
So the thing I want is on the bottom shelf.
So I'm down looking because there you have a couple
(14:07):
different face washes, but I want the foaming one, you guys,
And I find it and as I go to turn
legit in my face. Now, crouching down beside me is
another worker who wants to chat me up. And before
I say anything, she of course has given me the sale.
(14:27):
She's like, she goes, well, if you're gonna do it,
you might as well go big. Did you see the
entire kit, and she's showing me a kit from this
same brand of like five different items.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Okay, that's not nice.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
And so, of course, you know, I'm kind of a
people pleaser and I can't tell people no. So I
pretend that I already own all.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
The things in the kit, because can you again, shut
the fuck up?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Obvious brush in the oka?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Can you not I have curly hair?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I'm sorry, you want I'm sorry? And so I go
the knock. I'm just saying, man, it's crazy, not yeah,
what do you mean they're no look in the back?
Never mind? All right, rude. Yeah, So I'm not rude,
trying to help you. Okay, I'm trying to help you.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
You're never fucking trying now, that's right.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Shut up.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
And so I tell her that I already have all
the products and all I really.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Want is the face.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
And this woman, very nice, like very hip, has like
some hip cool haircut where like half of it's long
on one side and the side that's a little bit
shorter has like a color in it.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
But she's not like super.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Young like a lot of the people there, you know,
she's not like, you know, eighteen years old.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
I would guess she's probably like thirty two or something
like that.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Great, but she you could tell loves makeup, loves hair, whatever,
And so I just tell her, oh, no, you know,
I'm actually all I need is the face wash, thank
you so much, and she goes, that makes sense because
you know what, this is my mom's favorite face wash.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
And in my other ear, I hear my daughter go
like she's she's laughing. Yeah, because even my daughter knows
that this is a sickburn. Oh, Like, how fucking old
do I look to a thirty two year old, because.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
Because her mom is probably like either late sixties or
early I'm not.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
I'm sorry you need so so.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I'm enjoying this story more than anything I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
So it's it's done.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
And how do you explode to that? Yeah, because you're offended?
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Right, Yeah, okay, I'm offended, and I'm thinking you should
never if you're in customer service, Like why do you
Why didn't you just basically say, oh, that's my great
grandma's let's tap, like that's that's how it felt. And like,
for a second, I wanted to say something, but you know,
I'm not confrontational, and so I just said, oh, thanks
(17:14):
so much, and like she.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Has great taste something like that.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
I'm like, there's a there's a fucking fire inside of it.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Now, do you remember how you were dressed?
Speaker 4 (17:26):
I was thinking the same thing because this.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
May say, well, I'm just saying, you know, yesterday. It
was yesterday. The green sweatshirt, Yes.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
Were you wearing that around you?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
GC
So I gotta give Sky this pretty thick skin. I mean,
we've been working together for over twenty five years. Yeah,
you kind of have to have thick skin if you
are on this show, right Yeah. I mean, you know,
we make fun of you for all kinds of different stuff,
which is fantastic.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I think I think you appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
What appreciation?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Oh I always thought you did. I thought you always
found it.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I just I had an older brother growing up, and
so I just feel like that never fucking stops that.
You know, here we are, we're all siblings, that we
get each other shit.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Sure, yeah, okay, what So it takes a lot to
actually offend Sky, Like you could say a lot of
crazy stuff in front of Sky and she's not gonna
really be offended. She may not like it, but she's
not gonna get offended by it.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Right.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Well, Sky got offended recently. It wasn't by us, shockingly,
it was by somebody at a Sephora. We ain't done yet.
One podcast Sponge a.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Completely uncensored and uning filtered except for that part.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
The show's after show starts. Now, did you walk into
the sapphort and they go why are you here?
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Can you.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Can?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
You?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Can you not?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I don't know you were making Okay, okay, it's this
all while areas.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Ha ha ha.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
I said, you don't wear making.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I wear light makeup. Cover this. We've covered this.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Where it's like a light tinted moisturiser.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Here, thank you, Emily.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Just on, just on your eyes, right you're doing on
your legs.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I'm glass.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
It's for your cheeks.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Yeah, where is it?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
It's all my cheeks they are rosy.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
Once in a while she'll throw a code of mascare,
a light code of mascar.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
She's really waring it up.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
That's specially ship right there.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
When who did you go to for with somebody?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
With my daughter?
Speaker 7 (02:01):
So she wanted to go because this would never be
a thing that you want to do, right, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Well, so here's where I think you have to next.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Okay, right there, she gets her shampoo the.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Okay, right now, it's from Amazonay, so here's probably where
you're a little bit confused. Sophora and Alta they don't
just sell makeup. They also sell like moisturizers, sunscreens, other
things like that.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Everything beauty, like, yeah, everything beauty, right, forehead.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
What's wrong with my fuckinghead?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I do have the spider vein thing that just busted.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I can trust me.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I thought it was like a little zid. It's like
a little I have the tinted moisturizer on. Yeah, and
I pointed it out to the dermatologist. Okay, that's not
what I'm fucking talking about, weirdo.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I don't.
Speaker 7 (02:58):
I don't mean, I'm not saying, did you see Jamie
zooming in on your base?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I'm done when it.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Comes to beauty products. You don't care about that stuff.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
So I'm surprised that you would get you'd go to
a sephour for anything. I figured you would just ordered
off Amazon or make your own.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Okay, actually I didn't go where I.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Was because you just don't care about that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I don't, and I'm definitely not into paying like a
high price for that ship.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
Like I'm going to know, like Emily, who's in there
at you know, slapping a coat of pat on at
five thirty?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Wild scene?
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Girl?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
There? You never get to see it?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Oh really? So what do you guys see?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Emily doesn't like you to look at her.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
No, you can't go in there I've learned the hard.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah, like by five point fifteen, she's good. But if
but I have to drop something off to her.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Wait, so when she first gets here in the morning,
you're saying he's makeup free. It's disturbing. I'm just saying
I was gonna go.
Speaker 7 (03:58):
So she posted the picture yesterday and I thought her
hair looked nice.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
So I was gonna go tell hey, your hair looks great.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
But I didn't go in there because I know if
I go in there before she puts makeup on, she's
gonna get annoyed at me.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Hey, you don't even say that, Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Just I mean it's.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I'm back in the office in the morning when this
is going on, so you actually see the pro.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Let me let me, let me show you how it goes, Okay.
So Emily knows that I have to drop something off
in there every single morning. This is pre makeup. Okay.
So she's in there, she sees me coming, she will
turn her back to the door and not make eye
contact me. To me now like hiding. Yes, she won't
(04:42):
show her face. She won't show the face. She won't
show the face ever. And so even if I have
to say something to her, like she will have a
conversation with me at her computer with her back turned
because she won't show the face. I'll half turn yeah
maybe if I'm lucky, but then she'll turn around. I'm like,
oh god, you see that then?
Speaker 6 (05:01):
And then that's why there lies why I don't want
to show him my face.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
That you would never you would never be seen like
pre making.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
It would absolutely never make a noise at me in
real life. But I just know that you're going to
look at me like, whoa, that's what you really look like.
Any makeup on it is horrible.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Okay, you know what I mean. So then she spends
the next fifteen minutes doing her makeup in there. Everything
it's a whole I had no idea.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
And you said curling iron? Is that are you talking ship?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Or is that really a curling iron?
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Today today I curled, but usually i'll curl after the
show if I have something to go do. But I decided,
you know what, free comedy Friday we had.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Look, Craig, it's like two minutes.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
It's not like this giant thing.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I mean, you know, it seems like a lot of work,
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
And look at look at look at the aftermath.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
Wowing a little bit right now, like unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
You go from like zombie land a Heidi clue. I
mean it's like.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Clue.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
You should bring in a straightening iron.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Do you have like three hours and an extra I
know a girl who has the same hair Sky I'm sorry, and.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Her hair and put it on social media. Yeah, and she.
Speaker 7 (06:13):
Looks completely different, just like I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
If I was this girl, I don't care how long
it took. I would always straighten my because that she's ugly.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
With her curly hair, she's not, but with the straight hair,
she just looks like a completely different person.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
I would just constantly straight straighten it. Don't give me
the finger.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
You knew how much work it took to do that,
you wouldn't down Emily.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Emily would do it, but she it wouldn't take her
that long.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
But if she had to, I feel like she would.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
I can't comment on that because I've never straightened Sky's hair.
I would like to straighten Sky's hair one day myself.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Just do it.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
I'm curious to see how much how involved it is,
because I don't have hair, like no clue be dry.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, it has to be dry.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
She wouldn't be able to put product, and it's it's
a lot.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Emily's probably never seen Sky with straight hair.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I have you.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
I got to meet Savannah once or twice, but it's
probably been about five minutes.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Always was it pre covid.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
We haven't got Sienna.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
I think it's been.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
We always get always kind of awkward about it, and
she likes playing with it a little bit.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
It's a different it's always with my hair.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Do you think you'll ever get Savannah again in our lifetime?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
I'm over paying to get my hair done, Like what
what the hotel?
Speaker 5 (07:32):
I start? If we started?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
This is really affecting thor.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Yeah, I'm telling you.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
I know this is off topic, but I don't usually
pay to get my hair done. And I got my
hair done yesterday. Yeah, worth every penny. It was so good,
So nice to get it done to you, Right, we're
different people.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
You're now doing the podcast with a cough. You realize
that's going to affect the audience. Until I put it
in my mouth, I mean, like, what the hell? What
do you? What is got you?
Speaker 5 (08:01):
She's got hope, so she's got a.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I got a gland and if something hits it. Yeah,
if something hits it, I just start coffee. Thank you,
I've done something.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Okay, you shocking?
Speaker 5 (08:16):
That's how this all started. I'm just sorry. I'm just
so blown away.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Can you imagine if I went to, like, I don't know,
a fucking surf camp, Like I wouldn't do a surf camp.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
I'm surf I'm afraid of the water, like you'd by
that an.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Entire camp versus walking in a store, I feel is
not a good comparison, you know what, bro? Okay, So
here's the deal. Was that the mall yesterday with okay,
with my daughter?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You paid for what I'm talking about?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Crazy?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
I think I paid.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
First hour free? But then after that?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
How there?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
So it's two bucks an hour? So I guess we're there?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Well we So it was the last day of school yesterday,
and so I picked my daughter up at like one.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
It got out super early.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
And that was so we went and had lunch, and
then after lunch we no, no, come on, bro, you
can't just walk in the din time your mind.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Don't be a idiot? Did I make a reservation three
years ago?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I did? I did about an idiot? Don't be we
went to Blue Ocean.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Yeah, it's a Korean barbecue place now where Red Robin
used to be, where you grill your own meat.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Uh no.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
So we went to this place, Blue Ocean, Japanese place,
you know my daughter. Yeah, and walked around, you know,
decided last day of school celebration, you know, by by
my daughter a couple of things.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
And so yeah, crazy time. Uh So I went to
Pure Vita. She decided that's what she wanted, got herself
a little bracelet, and then I decided, you know what,
one more little thing for you. And they have a
Lush where they make like these bath bombs. And like mother,
like daughter, she loves taking baths, and so she got
(10:17):
a bath bomb cool right across from Lush. I'm like Sephora.
So it wasn't planned for. If this makes more sense
to you, I just saw it and I go, yeah,
I feel.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
No.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
I go, oh, you know what, I've actually been out
of my face wash. Okay if you don't use it,
I okay. I this was an issue a while back
where I was using face wipes. So in the shower,
I just was using water. You guys called me disgusted
(10:53):
and that's when. And this was like either right for
my birthday or a holiday. So I had asked my family, Hey,
everybody thinks my face is disgusting and I need face wash.
And I found this like brand that was like a
little higher end, because again I don't buy ship like that.
You go and uh, they got me this brand I
liked for my birthday or whatever.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
It was face wash, and so that's the brand.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
No, yeah, And so I got that and then I
ran out and.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I didn't tell you guys, been going without face wash. No,
we could tell, just saying my forehead vein alone. So
it's probably been two or three months.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Without talk to my husband about it. He was trying
to tell me, what's the problem, Just use body wash
on your.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Face, and and I laughed at him. I don't know.
That seems wrong. It seems that's that's wrong with the world.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Is better than nothing.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
If I forget base wash and I'm at a hotel
or something like, I'll use like, yeah, it's not my favorite.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
At least, So I don't like what.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Am I a cowboy in the wild West. I'm not.
I'm not I'm not tough off.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I g guess what they didn't have body wash sky.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Okay you don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Okay, I've seen commercials.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
But I so I went back to doing the face
wise before getting in the shower.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Okay, can you I mean I'm clean? Okay, you weird enough?
Speaker 3 (12:30):
So I see the Sephora because it's not like I
can just pick this thing up at CVS or Vaughn's.
You know, I have to go Why did I even
start that?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Right?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Because you can't find any other brand?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Why did Jack Amazon?
Speaker 6 (12:41):
I mean Amazon has really fancy face brands and stuff
like they have everything.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
No, I didn't, Emily, ok maybe they're not sure.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Uh So I see Sephora and I go, oh, let's
go right there.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Bam, face wash? What's up? So you guys may not
know this about Sephora.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
When you go in there, it is you are bombarded
with customer service. Like anytime I've been in there, it's
like every two steps, a new worker is asking you
if you need something, telling you about a special Can
I show you where a certain brand is?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
So it's like going on to a car dealership.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Yeah, and like every chick has their own like two
aisles in section.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah, Like I don't know a new section.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
A new chick comes out, they must.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Have like one hundred people working in like one little store.
It's it's fucking insane. But okay, if you need help
find it what you need, I guess that's great. But
I already know the brand I need, and you know,
I'm not into human interaction too much in the wild.
Uh So I'm I'm telling everybody I'm good. Oh thank you, no,
oh thank you, I got thank you, even though I
(13:46):
don't know where the product is. I've never been into
this Sephora. And so but my daughter, you know, she
knows this kind of shit. So I go, hey, tell
me where my stuff is, and so she finds it. Okay, great,
So the thing I want is on the bottom shelf.
So I'm down looking because there you have a couple
(14:07):
different face washes, but I want the foaming one, you guys,
And I find it and as I go to turn
legit in my face. Now, crouching down beside me is
another worker who wants to chat me up. And before
I say anything, she of course has given me the sale.
(14:27):
She's like, she goes, well, if you're gonna do it,
you might as well go big. Did you see the
entire kit, and she's showing me a kit from this
same brand of like five different items.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Okay, that's not nice.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
And so, of course, you know, I'm kind of a
people pleaser and I can't tell people no. So I
pretend that I already own all.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
The things in the kit, because can you again, shut
the fuck up?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Obvious brush in the oka?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Can you not I have curly hair?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I'm sorry, you want I'm sorry? And so I go
the knock. I'm just saying, man, it's crazy, not yeah,
what do you mean they're no look in the back?
Never mind? All right, rude. Yeah, So I'm not rude,
trying to help you. Okay, I'm trying to help you.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
You're never fucking trying now, that's right.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Shut up.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
And so I tell her that I already have all
the products and all I really.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Want is the face.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
And this woman, very nice, like very hip, has like
some hip cool haircut where like half of it's long
on one side and the side that's a little bit
shorter has like a color in it.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
But she's not like super.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Young like a lot of the people there, you know,
she's not like, you know, eighteen years old.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
I would guess she's probably like thirty two or something
like that.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Great, but she you could tell loves makeup, loves hair, whatever,
And so I just tell her, oh, no, you know,
I'm actually all I need is the face wash, thank
you so much, and she goes, that makes sense because
you know what, this is my mom's favorite face wash.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
And in my other ear, I hear my daughter go
like she's she's laughing. Yeah, because even my daughter knows
that this is a sickburn. Oh, Like, how fucking old
do I look to a thirty two year old, because.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
Because her mom is probably like either late sixties or
early I'm not.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
I'm sorry you need so so.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I'm enjoying this story more than anything I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
So it's it's done.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
And how do you explode to that? Yeah, because you're offended?
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Right, Yeah, okay, I'm offended, and I'm thinking you should
never if you're in customer service, Like why do you
Why didn't you just basically say, oh, that's my great
grandma's let's tap, like that's that's how it felt. And like,
for a second, I wanted to say something, but you know,
I'm not confrontational, and so I just said, oh, thanks
(17:14):
so much, and like she.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Has great taste something like that.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
I'm like, there's a there's a fucking fire inside of it.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Now, do you remember how you were dressed?
Speaker 4 (17:26):
I was thinking the same thing because this.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
May say, well, I'm just saying, you know, yesterday. It
was yesterday. The green sweatshirt, Yes.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
Were you wearing that around you?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
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