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May 7, 2026 10 mins

Today we learned that Emily's son, Reed, is getting back into the game but we are all thrown for a loop when we learn that the girl he is going after isn't someone from school... but Thor's wife???

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, it looks like for you may have some competition
and may need to watch you back a little bit
when it comes to your wife. What somebody is interested?
And I am referring to Emily's son.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Reed, We ain't done yet.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
It's time for the podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yet completely uncensored and unacting, filtered except for that part.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
The show's after show starts.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Now the Wizards on the prowl again. Read is the
ladies man. This guy's he's going crazy. He's always has been. Yeah,
you know, so he's always on the prow looking, you know,
seeing what's up.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
You know, he's been.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
This guy's been on more dates than I whoever went
on my entire life, you know. I mean it's crazy,
and he loves playing the fields and he.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Has crazy confidence. Like I remember what I say.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
He was like twelve or thirteen, and Emily told us
that they were like at a local hotel.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Reser staying at Paradise Point, and he like went.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Up to girls and was getting numbers and hanging.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Out with them.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Sky one girl a bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, that's that time.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
He was like twelve and we were sitting on the
beach right in front of her. We had like a
beach front Nce Point place, laying out, sitting on the
beach with Reed was like doing something in the water.
And then there was another family in the place next
to us, and those two parents were laying out hanging
and then they had a daughter and she had like
three girlfriends saying around in Saint Age's Reed and Reid
was alone. And Reid went over there later and decided
that he was going to see if they all wanted

(01:38):
to hang out and go to the pool.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
That takes balls.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah, because if it's one on one, maybe you would
have the confidence do that.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
You get a gaggle of girls. Fuck that. Like that's
so scary.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Like I'm like having anxiety talking about that right now, Like,
oh my god, he.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Still talks to that girl to this day. Shut up,
no one touch uh huh.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Wow are they get married? Okay?

Speaker 5 (02:02):
No, no, put a cabas to that. No girls loud
the clothes through. Yeah, she's the main girl.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Well, apparently you and your wife, Haley are not allowed
to come over to the house anymore.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Apparently Read made a little sly comment about Haley ex.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Me, she's married with a son.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yeah, it was pretty wild. Now flash back to like
years ago. There were some like hints of that reading
made in the past that he might have thought Haley
was pretty, and.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
He never out you got beat with my son? Now, hey,
come on watch.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
He would like just drop little things like is Hailey
going to be there? Or like I would tell him,
like I noticed remember one time we were kind of
walking out the door and we were going to a
work event, and I said something on the lines of
oh yeah, he said, who's.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Gonna be there?

Speaker 4 (02:59):
And it was just I was like, you know, eddies
guy was bringing Haley to and he went okay, and.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Then he went back into the room and like changed
his hat. I don't know, but he's always kind of
like leaned towards that, and I get that vibe.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Likes blunt.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
He actually does like blot, but he also likes brunettes.
What am I saying?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
He likes the ladies, man, he likes the ladies.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Love it grossy just gross thinking my sons like that.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
But he is, oh, stop it fine, yeah, I mean
he's fifteen and a.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Half turned sixteen in July. Was coming up here, you're right, yeah,
you're right, I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
And so something pretty wild happened the other night. I
didn't see it coming. And like I said, he hasn't
said any of these Hailey things or like a long
time held Now, Yeah, he's he's basically the Godfather of
w W.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
The whole train, the Godfather. The Godfather would come out
and he'd have a hoe train. He got a cane,
a top hat and and you have a whole train.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
They're like parade down the rings.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Yeah, they pray down the ring.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
It was a train.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
And like I said, and the Godfather would offer up
one of the hose to the other wrestler experience and
he'd say, he'd say, you have two options. You can
have one of my hose or I'll whip your ass.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
And then most of.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
The time they'd fight the Godfather, but every once in
a while they'd take a ho Pimp easy, that was
his motto, and he'd say roll up with Saddy for
this pimp Daddy and then say pimpnes.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
And this was on television.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
I watched him and I was like twelve for kids.
Watch his music is incredible. I can't play because I'm
gonna be able to air the video.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
But what was wild is those women that they got.
They literally whatever town they were in. They'd call the
local strip club and say, hey, you got like ten girls,
and girls they would come do the show with us,
and they were actual strippers.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
They were they were the train, and then the and
then the commentator Jerry Lawler, when he'd come out, he
would go check a chick, A check a check.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
That's incredible, Yeah, I can't. And then like the.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
More hoes that he have, the more the crowd, like
everyone I would come out and he'd be dancing like
he was like he was running like this, and then
every once in a while he go back it's behind the
curtain and bring out more hopes would go crazy.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
I can't even imagine twelve year old. It's the host.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
And then he left for a little while and came
back and he they said he went legit and started
an escort service.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
So he went legit. I won't even get in to
write the censor was, but anyway.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
That was a who anyway, so read has the whole train.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
He doesn't rule a bloods or whatever.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
The guy's doing fatty for this pimp daddy, don't we
don't know, you're right, actually we don't know.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
He's not doing any of that.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
But he definitely has like not I've definitely not heard
him say anything about Haley in like years.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
I was like twelve year old, read right.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
And so the other night, though, we were sitting there
and we were watching Farmer Wants a Wife Together.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Okay, great show. What are you talking?

Speaker 4 (06:20):
A great show, especially in lieu of not having Bachelorette
come an air?

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Okay, but what does read like it?

Speaker 4 (06:27):
I wasn't like, let's go sit and turn this on,
Like I had it on in the living room, and
he was doing something and he caught his eye, and
so he sat down and wanted to watch it. Farmer's
Wife obviously there's like four or five farmers, and then
there's all these girls that city girls, and some of
them are country girls that want to date a farmer
and be in that farm life and move to their farm.
And these girls are all bachelorette style, bachelor style.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
They're all absolutely gorgeous.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
And you know, young, and they're like early twenties and
stuff like that. So that's probably what caught my son's eye,
is that he's walking by and saw these these hoes
on the TV sitting up there. The whole train go down,
and so we're watching it, and I remember what we
were saying. I go, oh wow, she's kind of wild looking.
And then we're kind of commenting on this is probably

(07:10):
not a good thing to teach my son. We were
commenting on girls appearance, breaking them down, breaking it down.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
He's like, he's like, Mom, look at this cow, and
when he's dying.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Like, hey mom, the cannon's on that one.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
He didn't drop cannons, Milkers.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
I'd pick her.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Okay, okay, he didn't drop cannons.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Oh my god. We're like watching the show and it
was kind of a fun time.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Hey reed, what a butterface on that one.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
I'll tell you what read don't bring home, don't bring.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Chick like that.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Oh my god, that's so bad.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
That is grill. You gotta put a flag in her face.
Do for your country.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Oh my god, I remember jumping on that grenade. Oh god,
forget it.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
That was That wasn't exactly it was exactly fifteen.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Oh my god, that was was going down.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
But we were breaking them, we were breaking down the episode,
and that's when all of a sudden, he there's this
guy's on a one on one with this one chick.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Yeah, nice one. That's when you really get to know Yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
It's a five minute one on one and he helps
them realize that they're made.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
For each other with the camera crew with I really
like hit it off.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
And they're on the one on one and this girl
is super pretty and she's a blonde and she's actually
like a horse.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Not one of the like you called earlier.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
The yeah, not one of the twos told them not
to bring home.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
She wasn't one of those ten. And they were like
watching this date happen.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
And that's when, out of nowhere, he says, Wow, that
girl is really pretty.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
She looks like Hayley. Doesn't she.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Stop? Stop?

Speaker 2 (09:04):
And I go like, where's your hands? I go, are
you talking about Thor's wife? And he goes, yeah, yeah,
she looks just like Hayley.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Now Here, here's an honest question. Did she or was
this just guys guys seen blinded it happens minds.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Filled with Haley. She was a pretty blonde, But did
she basically sort of looks like Haley? Yeah? I don't
think that her facial didn't think it looks just like Hayley.
There's actually a girl.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
I've learned. I've learned two things. Reads it in my wife,
and Emily thinks Haley's ugly.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
I just didn't see that strong of a similarity. But
like I thought, it was wild.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Nowhere a point.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
I didn't really she does down too much.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
This girl.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Actually, it might be that girl that you have on screen.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
Yeah, Cameron Cambridge, how are the cannons there?

Speaker 1 (10:00):
They're not huge, they're not cans. I mean their their means.
There's a slight, slight like this could be a distant cousin.

Speaker 5 (10:09):
I'll tell you next time I see Red.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
But I watched Wait, what do you mean why? I mean,
what's what a compliment?

Speaker 5 (10:16):
I might have a little talk with quote Mike Rabel.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Okay, what would that be. I'm not sure that. I'm
not sure that makes
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