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May 8, 2026 16 mins

It seems like there is a trend of actresses transitioning over to OnlyFans and the latest one has been caught! Jaime Pressly, known for My Name Is Earl and Joe Dirt, has made the announcement that she is joining the site. Well it turns out that Emily has had a run in with her in the past?!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
So we talked about when we found out Shannon Elizabeth
of American Pie Fame decided she was going to do
an only fans account, and obviously this was pretty successful.
You know, there are a lot of big fans of
her from back in the day. I thought Thor would
be more excited, but turns out he was like, eh, yeah,
I pasted the prime.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
I mean, I don't mean, you know, she's older. I've
seen her naked in the movie. Unless she's like finger
blasting herself, which is she gonna be.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
I mean, it's only fan.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
I don't have it. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
You don't have an account.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
I don't have an account. Do you know anyone has
an only fans account?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Because I don't.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
No one's told me that they have one. Somebody has one,
right so much?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
So many? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know personally anybody
that does. I know that Emily was dabbling and considering
doing it, but then that didn't really work out. She
could do it. You wish you can, but I just can't.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
I got a son, rob My Man wouldn't want me
to do it.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
It just sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
It makes fair a couple of bucks a couple of bucks. Well,
Shannon Elizabeth made like a million dollars in our first week.
First week. Now you're not on that level.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
I know, I'm not Shannon Elizabeth, but I appreciate it.
But I feel like there's something there I could make,
you know, but I'm not going to do weird ship.
So yeah, why not so weird? You were doing my
ass and a cake or something that is that that weird?

Speaker 4 (01:29):
People would like that?

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Where did that come down? We talked about referenced that before,
as in a cake.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
We referenced that, like that's the thing I think on
a cake, I'll sit on it. Yeah, I think naked though,
Yeah no, just my ass though, not putting my not
showing the badge.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
On a cake cake.

Speaker 6 (01:50):
Okay, that's not yours.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
A thong on a cake. Well, apparently another kind of
high profile celebrity from back in the day has created
an only fans account, and apparently one of us has
a connection. We ain't done yet. It's time for the

(02:14):
one podcast a.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Year and being filtered except for that part the.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Show's after show starts. Now, you know that big of
an ass, So it's going to cover like like a slice.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
I don't that's not funny.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
I'm working on it, all right. Maybe more like a cupcake.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Okay, there you go. That's a that's a hot one.
I pay a couple of bucks to see that, laugh,
Just a couple of bucks, two dollars. I just do
it for the I do it for the laugh.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
So I don't find it sexy for more to buy
that slice of cake and to look at it.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
So, yeah, I don't know. I don't know if that's
your future. Yeah we tried, you know. I remember there
was a couple of photo shoots. You tried to do
one in a boat and then like your son was
in the background and made it really uncomfortable and weird. Yeah,
there was a lot of will failed.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Remember the one in the kitchen, and all we could
focus on was that her cupboards weren't fully closed to
catch it in the kitchen, And.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
There was round up on the car.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Who lives like that?

Speaker 6 (03:25):
That?

Speaker 1 (03:25):
I was Honestly, I'd pay because of how fascinated I was,
how weird you live? Really?

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Yeah, really I would pay to go to your house
to close those because it was driving my OCD like
come on over sky.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
You see, like all the tupperwar was all messed up
under the wall. Yeah, man, that's all these are all facts.
So yeah, only fans not really in Emily's future, which
is which is a bummer for everybody. Yeah, but there
is another former big name. I guess I don't know
what's she ever? Really a big name. I'm kind of

(03:58):
a little bit you had a moment has decided you
know what if Shannon Elizabeth is making a million dollars
a week, I got to get in on this and
has created an OnlyFans account. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Jamie Presley has an ounced that she thought about that
while right right now, what what do you know her?

Speaker 1 (04:17):
The most she has been in like what was that show?
My name is Earl.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
That's how I am. That's what I watched almost that
whole show, which is kind of wild. So that's how
I know. I know, right Like I did well and
at the end it was like, this isn't good anymore.
I want to I want to give up, But then
I did.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah, Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
It weird?

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Isn't Joe Dirt Poison Ivy two? I believe she was
naked in that one.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
Oh she was naked. I didn't know she's got nudy
Petudi before.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
She has gone nudy Patti.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
The whole Patty.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
Yeah, she was kind of like like the oh, yeah,
that's right, that's who she was.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
So wait, what what's her reasoning? Like, why is she
doing it?

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Well, she says, now at forty eight years so you
hear all.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
The movies that we just told you that she's been in.
The I'm so annoyed that Sky said she had a
moment when.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
She was a name for a bit.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Yeah, she saw back then.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
There was an omen there were so many hot blonde
girls though that had a moment in those movies.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Like she could be Margot Robbie's mom totally.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
She looks like Margaret.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
I don't think.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
I don't feel like she was as big as Tara
Reid was back then. Same because I finitel like Tara
Reid was bigger Tara.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
I mean I don't think she was never movies. Yeah,
she was never in a movie as good as American Pie.

Speaker 6 (05:47):
Yeah, well that's not saying that's a huge sorry Joe.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Yeah, Well, she says now she's decided she wants to
create what she wants, how she wants and share it
directly with the people who supported her for years.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
A couple of things.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
What she wants how she has she been held down
in Hollywood?

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Is that what happened to her career? All these great
ideas she had were held down?

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yep, yep, couldn't she wasn't asked to be employees on
ivy three. No, that's that.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
That's that she had to follow someone else's scripts, not
her own brow not her own. So she says she
always believes in evolving with the times, and then she
even brings up comic Con as a reference because she
says she had been to Comic Con. She loves meeting
fans and the excitement on the face of their faces

(06:42):
when she gets to have those intimate moments with them
made her want to go on only things.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
That's the.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Like I don't have as much money as I used to.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
I can probably show my tits and make Comelliam bucks
and I need that right now.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
I would have so much respect for that.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Like she's got some artistic integrity of pants. I would
love that to shut the funk up?

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Did you pay?

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Is this going to be a trend now? Oh? Yeah?
Like we're going to see.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Sea listeners d and Sea liisters, Like it's only a
matter of time before we see the big time reality
show people.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
They probably already have.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
We don't know.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
It's only matter of time before one of the fucking
uh what the what are the the meatballs?

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Snookie and the.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Other com I don't want to not see that.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
You don't want to see them one of those two
war God, I could.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
See Jay Wow's penis. Okay, how cool that?

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Oh my god, I don't think she has a penis. Yeah,
I don't like. I think it's.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
You were I'm sorry, yeah, my bad?

Speaker 4 (08:03):
Yeah, No, dude, like random, you know, he just split
it in there. Yeah, like, no one's gonna.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Notice that she has a penis slid in Jell's phoenis. Okay,
this isn't making any sense.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Is creepy, and that's making Rogers.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Hey, there is his favorite reference of all times, Roger from.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
Rogers for like twenty years.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
Yeah, it's twenty four.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Now and now he's thirty two.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
All right, No, you know how gross like and weird
it is with reality show people. One of the sisters
from Honey Boo Boo has a very successful only fans account.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
God, well, she's it's just tired of being held down.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
For everybody on only fans.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yeah, it's a it's big business now. And if you
got a little bit of a name and you decide
to do this, you're gonna make bank bro Okay, So
Shannel Elizabeth set the standard, I guess yeah. And so
she's making all this money. Now we got Jamie Presley,
which crazy.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
I'm trying to think, who's next if Nev Campbell didn't
seems that's.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Just too big, way, too big, way too.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
She's on Lincoln.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
Lawyer like a career, Sarah Michelle Gellar Frennie wouldn't have
that ready, Prince he ain't going for not.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Heather Lockow, she.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Would have done it, would love that.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Heather Graham.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
Oh, now I think now you're talking maybe but these
like we've seen her tits, but still, what about.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
I would pay good money to see somebody's tits. I've
never seen like that like that. I've been dying to see,
you know what I mean? Shocked.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Britney Spears hasn't done this yet, like too, she.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Probably doesn't know that this site exists.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
Yeah yeah, but she's got so much money she doesn't
need to do all that.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
She's she's on knives only so true. So when you
say the word Jamie Presley. In a million years, what
I have ever thought any of us would have some
sort of connection to Jamie Presley. Again, I don't know
why Jamie Presley would come up on the show. She

(10:14):
hasn't clearly, So it's never been thought of, never been
talked about, never been mentioned. But when we found out
were reading the stories this morning that Jamie Presley is
in the news, somebody piped up and goes, oh, yeah,
you know, I had an experience with Jamie Presley And
what wasn't me? Excuse me? It was Emily name is? No,

(10:37):
she's she is? You played the younger version of Jo
I didn't. I did not play a hot chick that
he was, you know, with the short hair that was
in the movie.

Speaker 5 (10:49):
No, I wasn't.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
That wasn't either.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
You love that chick?

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Really, Joe? Anyway, what is your connection to Jamie Presley?

Speaker 4 (10:58):
So it's all a little foggy, as most of my life.
Is this like how she couldn't remember nine to eleven?

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yes, very similar, but like, listen, if I mean a celebrity,
I have a memory of it. Yeah, like of course
I'm going to remember that story.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, what if you, especially as the big as Jamie
Press nothing, nothing bigger. I keep wanting to say, Jamie
Lee Press. I don't know why because Jamie Curtis. Yeah yeah,
Now if you meet Jamie Lee Curtis.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Holy, if Jamieie Kurst didn't only.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Fan dude, I swear to god, I'd pay anything any day.
Like she's just eating fucking yogurt. Yeah, eating yogurt.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
And with her top off.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Yeah, I'm hard.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
She's almost seventy's part of your health journey. Okay, yeah,
that's weird. Sorry, Okay, So so it's a little.

Speaker 5 (11:55):
It's a smidge foggy, but I do know what happened.
It is around two thousand and eight and I was
going to hair school. At the time, I had short
black hair. Two thousand I was at a how was
after you and I were partying.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
So you weren't on Jeffinger.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
No, I wasn't on jeff you were.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
So you were going to school and on a morning show.

Speaker 5 (12:21):
I went to night school, to night school. Okay, I
got a photo myself that day. Actually, I was at
a bachelor party.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
It was on facebooks out, it was on let me see.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
No these are these are after my tits got taken out.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
My big face, but.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
There's still there's still they are short hair, Emily.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
Yeah, black short hair, a black bomb that is slapping
fools around.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
What's up? I was?

Speaker 3 (12:47):
It's a still photo, but you can see your jaw swinging.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
From all the show, not my Emily.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
I don't think the blow kicked in yet. Oh yeah,
that was too early. Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 5 (12:59):
I was at a bachelorett party for my friend and
she did a staycation bachelor party here in San Diego.
We're at the hard Rock Hotel. That was when the
hard Rock Hotel was like, you know, it's off.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
Hell yeah, how is this around a comic con? Time?
Is it like July August?

Speaker 1 (13:19):
She's gonna remember, well, no, just because she.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Has the photo, it would say the like the month,
you know what. I maybe so if it's if it's
like summer, because remember she said in her statements she
remembers meeting fans and comic con and how excited they
were to meet. Maybe she was talking about Emily.

Speaker 5 (13:35):
Maybe she was maybe maybe that's what happened. Okay, And
so we're all sitting in the pool and we're all
just sitting, you know, waiting, you know with you know,
standing in the pool. You know, waste up is out
of the water. We're all sitting there, cooling off from
son and we're all just sitting there, partying, having drinks
in our hands. And that's when I had seen Joe dirt.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
It's one of my faves.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
We know, it's not a story.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
And so that's when out of the corner of my eye,
I see me Presley sitting doing exactly what I'm doing
with her own group of people in the opposite corner
of the pool. Really and as you guys know, when
I get a little drunk, I get very friendly and
my inhibitions kind of go away. And so that's when
I went over to her, and I'm going to say
exactly what happened. I was nervous too, I remember obviously,

(14:22):
I remember your nerves. And we start talking.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
I don't bother you big, I think I.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
Try to do it better than that, and like cooler,
like where we were, like we're partying together, like you know,
I found some kind of calmon ground and we.

Speaker 6 (14:35):
Just we both have tits look at mine and and
so we start talking and then pretty soon, like I'm
our groups kind of merge a little bit, and we're
all partying, hanging out.

Speaker 5 (14:48):
We were all chicks, she was chicks.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
And dudes, okay, And so it was a mixed.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Mixed mixed group for her, not chicks like j well
with that's a different.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
Wo Thailand, let's go sorry.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
And so we're just.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
All like hanging out, mingling and partying and stuff, and
her and I were kind of feeling it a little bit.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
I don't know what I feel like.

Speaker 5 (15:15):
I feel like she was flirting with me big time,
and I feel like I was flirting back with her
because I thought she was really fucking hot. And I'm
not one percent sure. I'm ninety nine percent sure. I
remember sharing like a kiss with her.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
It was just like a.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Peck was it was like a little it was a.

Speaker 5 (15:34):
Little remember ninety percent sure. There is one percent where
I could be dreaming. But I swear to God it happened.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
I swear.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
I'm even sure you met Jamie was kind of looked
like Jamie. How do you know?

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Because we talked about who.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
She was, like she had that kind of deep gravelly.

Speaker 5 (15:51):
Yeah, she's kind of hard to like mistake, Like, she
has a certain look to her.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
Right, did this kiss happen?

Speaker 1 (15:56):
In the pool.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
Did you guys move to oh in the pool, go scissor?

Speaker 5 (16:01):
Okay, we did not scissor.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Why not if you thought she was hot? You thought
she was hot.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
I didn't scissor in the pool at the hard Rock.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
No munch in box, no box, munching.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
City oil and titties, rub them together.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Okay? Well, but I would like to get ahold of
her and get on this only Fans channel, and then
you get there, you go, two birds with one stovee perfect? Yes,
can you do? Would you do it?

Speaker 4 (16:28):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Do a makeout session with Jamie Presley on Only Fans? Yes?
I would somebody get ahold of her.
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