June 6, 2024 • 12 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Laura Cain tells us about her experience with her breakthrough into acting
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(00:00):
So we were so happy to haveLaura Kane hang out with us today.
She is something else, this one. I love her to death, but
she's got so many different stories.It's crazy. It is crazy, and
Laura again, we could have donea whole another show just with stuff off
the air that Laura was telling us. So as we were wrapping up there,
Laura was starting to tell us aboutsome job that she was up for
(00:23):
in the Hollywood world, which shesays, you know, sounds kind of
cool until you hear what it is. We ain't done yet. It's time
for the one podcast over a year, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for
that part. The show's after showstarts now, Oh, Laura, how
(00:48):
do you get yourself into these situations? Wild? I don't know what's wrong
with me. I need to,like I need to take like a week
just for a month, and justnot do anything at all really, or
not talk to anyone or get onlineor just just be a line okay,
and not interact with around humans.Okay. Yeah, I don't know what's
(01:14):
going on with Laura. She's gotso many wacky things that happened to her.
It's crazy. So I guess Laura, you were going to try to
dabble into the acting world. WHOA, what's going on? Well, well,
okay, I look at her constantWitherspoon over here, my constant hustling
nature. There's a website that youcan go on. It's called backstage dot
(01:37):
com. And I basically went onthere because there's like, there's jobs for
voices acting. Is this that's adifferent kind of acting that you know,
Laura may look into it? Wellwell just wait, oh god what Okay?
So anyway, I'm going on theirprimarily just for like possible voice over,
(02:01):
you know, but you can fillout a profile for your acting too,
where you just put pictures and maybelike some videos. I'm like,
yeah, why not. I don'tknow if you know my son acts.
He does. He's been in quitea few different things. He was in
Westworld, he was in a fewdifferent that joke. Yeah, he's been
in a few commercials things like that. So yeah, legit TV commercials where
(02:23):
he's got to go to LA andaddition things and stuff like that. Yeah,
kind of dried up recently. Themomaingers doing what all right? Now,
I don't think I'm supposed to talkabout this, but I'm going to
be as Vegue as possible. Ihope it doesn't your job, I know.
Okay, Well, so I'm goingto be as Vegas. Okay.
(02:45):
So I must have filled out somethingfor some acting thing and I don't know
how this person reached out to mebut got my phone number and it was
in LA area code. Okay.I'm like, oh, must be spam
or something. So and then Ilook at the message. It's like,
Hi, I'm a casting director forsuch and such company, big time,
(03:06):
okay, and we are we areproducing this new show. We're basically five
people from that have the same profession, lived together for a number of days,
except for one of the people isnot that profession. They're faking it.
So it's a reality show. Idon't it's it was in production,
(03:28):
so I don't know. Yeah,that sounds like but but there it's kind
of interesting, okay. So andthen what do you all figure out?
Yeah, that's kind of fun.I'd watch that, okay. So they
were looking at me to be thefake one. It was the radio industry,
so that would be kind of cool, like five people on the radio
(03:51):
industry and then one isn't really exactlybut but you would be the fake.
I'd be the fake. So I'dhave to pretend that I was one of
these this profession, and at theend of this week or however long we
live together, then we all haveto figure out who's the fake one.
See. I think it would bepretty easy if if you put me in
(04:12):
a room with four people and oneof them isn't in radio, I would
be able to figure that out intwo seconds. You but I mean,
you got to know certain things aboutthe industry unless maybe you get like,
you know, fed the information andthings like that. I don't know,
because the profession only fans models.Oh, I'm like, I said to
(04:41):
the person, I go, youdo realize you do realize how old I
am? Right? Well, Imean, and she goes, yes,
But that we were looking for somebodyin that age group. I mean,
it's there's something for everybody and onlyman. So I was like, I've
never I didn't say this to theperson, but I'm like, I've never
even s seen only fans page.I don't know how. I don't know
how it works. So I wouldyou do creepy ship for money? Like
(05:05):
would you like, you know,show your feet like hair? I would
pay for sure I would do thatfor sure, birthday care or like or
like eat eating ice cream cone naked. People will pay you like thousands of
dollars over yourself. Yeah, likeSky's husbands into that kind of stuff.
Light bulb just went off for Laura. Is that what? Yeah, thou
(05:27):
eat a cheeseburger you know on thecan five right there? People are ship
So I said, I'm totally down, but like, uh, I guess.
And so I had to fill outa whole form like I had to.
I had to make up my ownpersona. I had to make up
my own name, and I'm like, I don't even know what names.
(05:50):
So I called myself. Call meMommy fifty. That's my name. So
I'm a mom me don Okay,that's my personal thing. Okay, mis
memmery. This is all fake.Listen looking up. Laura didn't actually do
(06:11):
this, so she's not doing this. I sure I told my kids about
this, and I go, Igo, I go, I really wore
you. This is I am thefake one, Okay. And do you
know that Emily for a short timewas considering doing only fans. Oh yeah,
(06:34):
a lot for money, do alot of money. You know this
back in the day about how Iwould answer those weird Craigslist ads. Can
I say that on them? Yes? You can? But what do you
she does? You guys, youguys crags. Listen this job she goes.
(06:56):
It's past three thousand dollars and it'sfor one night. But what is
bococky? You didn't even know?That was what I was answering all this.
I google it, and then everybodyin this time what came up.
It was like a fun like thenaive not naive girl, you know,
(07:20):
so I was, I was.You did it? I didn't. I
didn't. I didn't let people no, no, no, this is recent
recently, Yes, this is whatkind of thing this is like a couple
of years ago really started to takeoff and I didn't really know the extent
of it. I thought maybe Icould make it like almost like erase your
(07:44):
Instagram page, where I could likeI wasn't hoping to show my tits,
but I thought it maybe I couldjust like we're like sexy, like you
know, like right like sexy Instagram. Okay, yeah, but these guys
filled me in that that's not onlythat nobody's paying for me. You need
talk what they're paying for because Ihave a friend who works in the sex
industry that I called to get sometips because I really wanted this job.
(08:07):
Right, So she goes. Thegirl goes, okay, you either there's
paid pages and then there's pay perpay per video, and so she was
giving me all the download on onlyfans, and she goes, she goes,
since you would probably be considered amommy dom mommy dom, here's here
(08:28):
are some terms. She goes,you should definitely bring up that you do
uh j O, I okay,what's that off instructions? Oh yeah,
okay, and then she and thenyou definitely it's like a p o V.
(08:52):
You know where you're you it's you'rejust on camera, you and you're
telling me what to do. Ilike what I heard. I actually never
heard of that, which is crazy. I've never heard of either get this
la tell me what to do.Then she said say this too, but
(09:18):
make sure you say light before yousay the term, because they don't like
it and it's too much c BTthat I don't know. Is that what
players guess? Just guess? Butwhat you do light CBT, c B
T, I don't know, cockback texticles, you're close, cock and
(09:48):
ball torture. That's what he likesto be kicked in the nards like that,
like she likes to take her healinglike rub it in. It was
real strange, light like like liketake a hair band and put it around
(10:09):
your ball like that. There's anotherways to inflict pain. Scott talking and
she was being cool what she said. There's a lot of stuff, bust
guy. You probably don't know.It's not it's not impressive. A lot
(10:31):
of ship. And then I hada send in a video not of jail,
but me so like talking about it. Yes, so I had to.
I sat on a stool and Iwore my Halloween costume, which was
this black leather bunny mask, soit kind of looked like downy dark O,
but but in a sexy way.And then I had like this latext
(10:54):
like onesie thing okay, and thesehigh boots and I was like on the
stool and I like, I couldmake your life pleasurable or I could make
it torture. Do you want somelight CBT? How about some j O.
I I'm your mommy dond and I'mgoing to give you what you want.
(11:16):
What do you want? And Iwas like going, I'm like whoever,
I don't know, so fucking wild. Wow, you're on, jeff
Er. This is that's just sobizarre. This is fucking crazy. How
many p ones are gonna just takethat? That's crazy? I sent in
(11:37):
the video about it. They thinkit's too real. Well, they know
this is probably from her actual page. But I could do this. I
know I could do this. Soyou're actually thinking about having that be?
No? No, no, okay, okay. Well so the last I
(12:01):
heard, I was still in therunning, but like I was supposed to
have all of June available for filming, but this was back in March,
and then they I think it takesa while to get a show together if
it's in production, Like there's alot of moving parts. I don't know.
Maybe if it doesn't happen, itwas meant mental you start your only
fans page. I can't. Ihave children that arnold going to appreciate that
(12:28):
I have a reputation, Do Ihear you? Actually it's
So we were so happy to haveLaura Kane hang out with us today.
She is something else, this one. I love her to death, but
she's got so many different stories.It's crazy. It is crazy, and
Laura again, we could have donea whole another show just with stuff off
the air that Laura was telling us. So as we were wrapping up there,
Laura was starting to tell us aboutsome job that she was up for
(00:23):
in the Hollywood world, which shesays, you know, sounds kind of
cool until you hear what it is. We ain't done yet. It's time
for the one podcast over a year, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for
that part. The show's after showstarts now, Oh, Laura, how
(00:48):
do you get yourself into these situations? Wild? I don't know what's wrong
with me. I need to,like I need to take like a week
just for a month, and justnot do anything at all really, or
not talk to anyone or get onlineor just just be a line okay,
and not interact with around humans.Okay. Yeah, I don't know what's
(01:14):
going on with Laura. She's gotso many wacky things that happened to her.
It's crazy. So I guess Laura, you were going to try to
dabble into the acting world. WHOA, what's going on? Well, well,
okay, I look at her constantWitherspoon over here, my constant hustling
nature. There's a website that youcan go on. It's called backstage dot
(01:37):
com. And I basically went onthere because there's like, there's jobs for
voices acting. Is this that's adifferent kind of acting that you know,
Laura may look into it? Wellwell just wait, oh god what Okay?
So anyway, I'm going on theirprimarily just for like possible voice over,
(02:01):
you know, but you can fillout a profile for your acting too,
where you just put pictures and maybelike some videos. I'm like,
yeah, why not. I don'tknow if you know my son acts.
He does. He's been in quitea few different things. He was in
Westworld, he was in a fewdifferent that joke. Yeah, he's been
in a few commercials things like that. So yeah, legit TV commercials where
(02:23):
he's got to go to LA andaddition things and stuff like that. Yeah,
kind of dried up recently. Themomaingers doing what all right? Now,
I don't think I'm supposed to talkabout this, but I'm going to
be as Vegue as possible. Ihope it doesn't your job, I know.
Okay, Well, so I'm goingto be as Vegas. Okay.
(02:45):
So I must have filled out somethingfor some acting thing and I don't know
how this person reached out to mebut got my phone number and it was
in LA area code. Okay.I'm like, oh, must be spam
or something. So and then Ilook at the message. It's like,
Hi, I'm a casting director forsuch and such company, big time,
(03:06):
okay, and we are we areproducing this new show. We're basically five
people from that have the same profession, lived together for a number of days,
except for one of the people isnot that profession. They're faking it.
So it's a reality show. Idon't it's it was in production,
(03:28):
so I don't know. Yeah,that sounds like but but there it's kind
of interesting, okay. So andthen what do you all figure out?
Yeah, that's kind of fun.I'd watch that, okay. So they
were looking at me to be thefake one. It was the radio industry,
so that would be kind of cool, like five people on the radio
(03:51):
industry and then one isn't really exactlybut but you would be the fake.
I'd be the fake. So I'dhave to pretend that I was one of
these this profession, and at theend of this week or however long we
live together, then we all haveto figure out who's the fake one.
See. I think it would bepretty easy if if you put me in
(04:12):
a room with four people and oneof them isn't in radio, I would
be able to figure that out intwo seconds. You but I mean,
you got to know certain things aboutthe industry unless maybe you get like,
you know, fed the information andthings like that. I don't know,
because the profession only fans models.Oh, I'm like, I said to
(04:41):
the person, I go, youdo realize you do realize how old I
am? Right? Well, Imean, and she goes, yes,
But that we were looking for somebodyin that age group. I mean,
it's there's something for everybody and onlyman. So I was like, I've
never I didn't say this to theperson, but I'm like, I've never
even s seen only fans page.I don't know how. I don't know
how it works. So I wouldyou do creepy ship for money? Like
(05:05):
would you like, you know,show your feet like hair? I would
pay for sure I would do thatfor sure, birthday care or like or
like eat eating ice cream cone naked. People will pay you like thousands of
dollars over yourself. Yeah, likeSky's husbands into that kind of stuff.
Light bulb just went off for Laura. Is that what? Yeah, thou
(05:27):
eat a cheeseburger you know on thecan five right there? People are ship
So I said, I'm totally down, but like, uh, I guess.
And so I had to fill outa whole form like I had to.
I had to make up my ownpersona. I had to make up
my own name, and I'm like, I don't even know what names.
(05:50):
So I called myself. Call meMommy fifty. That's my name. So
I'm a mom me don Okay,that's my personal thing. Okay, mis
memmery. This is all fake.Listen looking up. Laura didn't actually do
(06:11):
this, so she's not doing this. I sure I told my kids about
this, and I go, Igo, I go, I really wore
you. This is I am thefake one, Okay. And do you
know that Emily for a short timewas considering doing only fans. Oh yeah,
(06:34):
a lot for money, do alot of money. You know this
back in the day about how Iwould answer those weird Craigslist ads. Can
I say that on them? Yes? You can? But what do you
she does? You guys, youguys crags. Listen this job she goes.
(06:56):
It's past three thousand dollars and it'sfor one night. But what is
bococky? You didn't even know?That was what I was answering all this.
I google it, and then everybodyin this time what came up.
It was like a fun like thenaive not naive girl, you know,
(07:20):
so I was, I was.You did it? I didn't. I
didn't. I didn't let people no, no, no, this is recent
recently, Yes, this is whatkind of thing this is like a couple
of years ago really started to takeoff and I didn't really know the extent
of it. I thought maybe Icould make it like almost like erase your
(07:44):
Instagram page, where I could likeI wasn't hoping to show my tits,
but I thought it maybe I couldjust like we're like sexy, like you
know, like right like sexy Instagram. Okay, yeah, but these guys
filled me in that that's not onlythat nobody's paying for me. You need
talk what they're paying for because Ihave a friend who works in the sex
industry that I called to get sometips because I really wanted this job.
(08:07):
Right, So she goes. Thegirl goes, okay, you either there's
paid pages and then there's pay perpay per video, and so she was
giving me all the download on onlyfans, and she goes, she goes,
since you would probably be considered amommy dom mommy dom, here's here
(08:28):
are some terms. She goes,you should definitely bring up that you do
uh j O, I okay,what's that off instructions? Oh yeah,
okay, and then she and thenyou definitely it's like a p o V.
(08:52):
You know where you're you it's you'rejust on camera, you and you're
telling me what to do. Ilike what I heard. I actually never
heard of that, which is crazy. I've never heard of either get this
la tell me what to do.Then she said say this too, but
(09:18):
make sure you say light before yousay the term, because they don't like
it and it's too much c BTthat I don't know. Is that what
players guess? Just guess? Butwhat you do light CBT, c B
T, I don't know, cockback texticles, you're close, cock and
(09:48):
ball torture. That's what he likesto be kicked in the nards like that,
like she likes to take her healinglike rub it in. It was
real strange, light like like liketake a hair band and put it around
(10:09):
your ball like that. There's anotherways to inflict pain. Scott talking and
she was being cool what she said. There's a lot of stuff, bust
guy. You probably don't know.It's not it's not impressive. A lot
(10:31):
of ship. And then I hada send in a video not of jail,
but me so like talking about it. Yes, so I had to.
I sat on a stool and Iwore my Halloween costume, which was
this black leather bunny mask, soit kind of looked like downy dark O,
but but in a sexy way.And then I had like this latext
(10:54):
like onesie thing okay, and thesehigh boots and I was like on the
stool and I like, I couldmake your life pleasurable or I could make
it torture. Do you want somelight CBT? How about some j O.
I I'm your mommy dond and I'mgoing to give you what you want.
(11:16):
What do you want? And Iwas like going, I'm like whoever,
I don't know, so fucking wild. Wow, you're on, jeff
Er. This is that's just sobizarre. This is fucking crazy. How
many p ones are gonna just takethat? That's crazy? I sent in
(11:37):
the video about it. They thinkit's too real. Well, they know
this is probably from her actual page. But I could do this. I
know I could do this. Soyou're actually thinking about having that be?
No? No, no, okay, okay. Well so the last I
(12:01):
heard, I was still in therunning, but like I was supposed to
have all of June available for filming, but this was back in March,
and then they I think it takesa while to get a show together if
it's in production, Like there's alot of moving parts. I don't know.
Maybe if it doesn't happen, itwas meant mental you start your only
fans page. I can't. Ihave children that arnold going to appreciate that
(12:28):
I have a reputation, Do Ihear you? Actually it's
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