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Speaker 1 (00:00):
How much money does Sky have can do this insanity?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I don't understand it makes sense, it's crazy. I mean Sky,
actually she doesn't do a lot of shopping. She's obviously,
I mean, look at her.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
No offense, I feel offense, no offense, no offense.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
The no party is what you miss. Offense taken, okay,
but the no.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Part I heard it.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's still you don't shop for clothes very much? Am I?
Am I wrong?
Speaker 5 (00:32):
For yes, you are correct.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
We're looking at it right now.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
No offense okay, he said, no offense.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
He's cleared. Still, So when she actually goes to the mall,
the mall, I guess this is the way she shops,
and it's not like any other human being other than
I don't know, Elon Musk.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Really, we ain't done. It's time podcast over.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
A year, completely uncensored and uncting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Now, when you got Sky money, you just go into
places and you'll have one of those what are those those?
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Back in the day, they did that documentary where they
followed Michael Jackson around.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
And he walked really famous.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
It was a twenty twenty episode.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Yeah, and they he.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
Started buying thousands and thousands of doves have this, Ill
have this, And they were showing you the price tag
of twenty thousand and fifty thousand that Sky he.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Didn't he didn't want. How much does that cost?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
No, he just bought this.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I'll take that. That that tiger over there like what?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah, this is I watched a lot of the Housewives
and this is like they they follow them into stores
all the time because that's where they have deep conversations
when they were But as they're doing that, they're literally
just grabbing ship and like handing it to the lady.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
The sales they be following and they don't look at anything. Wow,
and that's what they did.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
It's kind of like Emily at a Walmart, almost the same.
But Sky's not at But.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
But Emily, it doesn't matter if she's buying a peanuts,
she's looking always.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
She just goes crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
So she's like, there's a cheaper peanuts somewhere else. Yeah,
that's how Emily rules. I get it. I get it.
But Sky apparently not so much. Okay, she just walk in.
Are you a real housewife?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I'm not a real house she should be. If I
ever did one, she'd be one.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
A real house. Look at the way she's okay, can
you not.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
There's always like, there's always in the group, there's always
the one that kind of like doesn't like, doesn't fit in.
It kind of causes controversy.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, okay, I don't.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
I don't need this right now. Yesterday, yesterday, and I
know you're getting there, we went shopping at UTC mall. Oh,
I had to go to the land fancy mall, fancy
lady mall.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I find a lady mall.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Well, fancy person mall, lady.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
I'm sorry, I just say what I there's an art
of shaving there. I didn't I didn't need a fense.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Okay, I think is.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
There I don't know. No, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
There's one fashion mally apparently, okay.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Shut up, So maybe that would be the Lady Fashion Valley. Hello, So,
fancy person mall.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Go in the bathroom and I'm wearing what I wore
to work yesterday, which was.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
A check my sky.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Journal, a pink top that doesn't fit very well. It's
like baggy and weird and head and then and then
I had I was wearing these Jeane capris from like
eight years ago. So the cut on them is clearly
like out of style. I know, I know, but I
(03:40):
was in Fashion Valley. You fancy lady mall walking around.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
It doesn't sound like a fancy lady outfit.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
No, see, that's the problem. Because I was admiring all
the women in their beautiful sun dresses or their at
leisure wear from Mallow, I literally can't.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
And they all have their like Louison.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Person is more expensive than my car. And I look
in the mirror undress and because there were other there
were other people there, so I had to do the
washing of the hands, you know, because they.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Saw washing of the hands.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
If no one was in there, I would have just
walked straight out.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
But you had a fancy lady to wash your hands,
and I know, I just had to go tinkle. I
catch myself in the mirror, and that's when these hors
and sun dresses I see the frizz. I had already
taken my makeup off for the day, and I wear
and I wear very many makeup. I wear very minimal makeup,
(04:40):
but I do wear it, but I take it off
as soon as I get home.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
What does that consist of?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
You?
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Your eyes?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Once?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
No?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
No, I use a face wise, and I take it off.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
You take that off, yeah, as soon as.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
You wear so little, Like I washed my face when
I get home, but I wear a lot more makeup.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Oh no, I I just don't. So I see my
my non makeup face, my clothes that don't fit quite right, outdated, outdated.
And then to top it all off, I have some
weird glob of something right here on my chest and
I just and for like the first time in a
(05:22):
long time, I was ashamed of myself. I was like,
I really.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Imagine how we feel every day.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
Yeah, okay, I like that, you guys, but that's not
like something that you you choose that, like, you.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Don't you know what I mean. So I don't know
why you would feel bad. That's just how you dress,
I know.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
But but I have this inner struggle between being comfortable
and being cheap with my clothing and like not really
wanting to look like a slob. So it just kind
of made and then I.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Just got to be a middle ground.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Yesterday I thought you had like a clothes in a
box something.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
I stopped that like six years A stitch fix is
what it's called. From stitch fix, you guys, stopped it
six years.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
I thought closing the box was new. No, you're so
in style, and that's why I don't understand it. Like
you have like you're wearing like your sweats right now, yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
If you have the matching top that goes with.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Yeah, then you look fit right in put together. I
don't understand.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
But the body is very unfortunate.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
But it's super comfortable.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
About the hair though, Okay, so get a really little hat.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Okay, So I keep going back and forth. Do I
care enough to buy a fucking sundress.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Or do I not?
Speaker 6 (06:40):
If you were a sundress, I would be like blow
me away. Not that it would look bad, it would
just blow me away. You have to change you in
a sundress.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
This is the problem. Hold all the time. Anyway, I
was having all these fucking thoughts yesterday. So I don't
need how much.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Leg we would see with a sundress and long ones.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
But are you're what do you Jehovah's witnessed dresses?
Speaker 6 (07:07):
A Maxi dress, that's help because of the flow.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
So many pas up there?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Okay, there's not so many bads. Has nothing to do
with its a maxi priest. Okay, can you not so?
Speaker 5 (07:21):
So?
Speaker 4 (07:22):
This guy have super white legs.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Oh yeah, have you ever seen him? Son hasn't seen those.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Puppies camera legs.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Anytime you wear shorts, there's parts of my body that
doesn't like to tan.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Oh no, I'm not using that ship. That's wild. I
don't think you can't.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
So you're at the mall, Yeah, are you shopping for yourself? Oh?
That a dumb question. Yes, that's well, we're kind of
hoping after what you just said. No, I didn't make
up a garment or two.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Realization until I was actually already at the mall looking
at myself in the mirror.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
You're at the mall. I was hoping you'd buy something. Well, no, no,
that's not why I was there, or in the restoration
hard work, pick up something.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Okay, I'm gonna buy a take anything, wear it around.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Okay I'm not.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
I'm not carrying around pots. No. The reason we went
to UTC yesterday is well, we were in the area
for an appointment, me and my daughter, and then she
said to me, hey, you know, one of my girlfriend's
birthday is coming up, and she mentioned something that she
really liked. Because you know, the girls always go to
the mall. That's like either they're going to the beach,
(08:31):
or they're going to the mall. As they're outing, and
she said, last time we went to UTC, she saw
something she really liked. Can we get it for her birthday?
And it's this like little crop zip up putty thing
from Hollister And since we were already in the area
for an appointment, I'm like, sure, let's swing by and
get that.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
And then you know, that's a process.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Such a bitch, And now you've.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Got to pay for parking.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Ugh, I'll never know how to fucking use when you're out.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
People never know how to pay with their ticket. It's
fucking crazy. But people can't figure it out.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
No, they'll like block the whole thing. Yeah, and then
you see the green light ahead of you change and
you know it's not You're like, great, now it's happened
many times. I get it.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
I love UTC, but that's one of the reasons I'll
still kind of go to Fashion Valley because it's just
you don't have to deal with that.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Even though parking sucks there, it's it's still better than
I get it.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
So, but we're there, we're in the area. She knows
that the sweatshirt thingy is at Hollister that her friend wants.
So I'm like, okay, cool, Well, you know you're so
cool instead of having to make a separate trip another day,
you know, Plus it's like a Wednesday. I don't want
to go to that place on the weekend.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Like that's insane.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
I have a couple of my son because they're in
high school.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
She's a cool mom.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Thank you college forever I saw forty thank.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
You four year old forty two year old rocket Hollister.
I'd be like, we're not wearing a shirt that says
holid on it?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (10:11):
They make things of all sizes, jeans, cute shorts.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Once you graduate college, you should stop wearing.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Mom's dressed cute old.
Speaker 5 (10:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
When she says things like I'm the cool mom, they
like me because I'm like, I'm like cool.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
So you think I should start wearing typical forty year
old mom stuff? Would that be happier?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Poor Sky sitting right there?
Speaker 4 (10:35):
I mean woman to wear capri pants?
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Yeah ship, Sorry, she wins the spectrums.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
On the spectrum again.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
I don't need this right now, I'm taking I forgot
so I gotta say that you're right.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Yeah, So anyway, so cool Okay.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Here we come.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Are you cool, mom, He's gonna wear some holster too.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
I didn't even can I didn't even consider for a
second looking for something myself.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Oh no, I mean, why would I look for something
for myself in Hollister?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Like because you need it? Sorry, no offense.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
So we go in Hollister. She shows me the sweatshirt
that her friend wants and like I said, it's this
like little crop thing. It's like half of a fucking sweatshirt.
And so I'm like, okay, cool, you know whatever, We
grab that. And then my daughter, she got really good
grades this year, and she like she shops. She only
like thrift shops. Now she's like buys everything on deep
(11:36):
hoop and like at Goodwill, Like, actually, right now.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
This purchase, you're overdoing it a little bit.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Well, normally she does.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
She got.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
She's a deep pop girl.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Right now, she's at the Goodwill bins in Escondido.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
I told her to.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Worklos' digging through these bins, people find weird ship in
the bottom of them.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Nothing's hung up on a rack.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
It's just bit after.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Been detail to live there has matt suit was Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
So anyways, sorry, imagine she goes your neck of the woods.
She wouldn't has matt where then, ye, I don't know
what disease hispanics there?
Speaker 4 (12:22):
I mean she herself.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Oh my god, that sage is coming from its started.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
It's not shut up.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
So anyway, so she had also wanted a top from there,
so I'm like, okay, you can.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Get we got it. You got it, great, great, of course.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Excellent, thank you so great.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
She grabs the top, she grabs a little sweatshirt. We
go to check out, and that is when the woman
tells me, well, first she says, oh, you have a
five dollars credit here, I guess from the last so much?
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Yeah, five? Would you would you like to use can
get lip bomb for that?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Not at all?
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Would you would you like to use it? Cool? Right,
So take five dollars off. And even with the five
dollars off, that's when she tells me, my total is
ninety five dollars for these two little shirt.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
This doesn't that's crazy. But I'm not shocked, Hollister. I'm shocked.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Oh you are, Oh, I am like shocked to the
point in that long since you've bought clothes.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
Well, no, I just like I go how much is
this fucking sweatshirt? Because I think the top my daughter
got is like only like thirty dollars, like twenty nine
to ninety five.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
You didn't you didn't look at the price tag. No,
you didn't look at the price tag.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Did you remember The Real Housewives? Okay, just go and
grab whatever.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Insane.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
It was like a little crisp off.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Before I took my son to go to the get
the stupid fucking shirt for his friend, I would.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Say how much is it?
Speaker 4 (13:55):
I wouldn't even I wouldn't even go to Hollister.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I would just order it Onliner.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Just give me a from fucking Ami On or go
to Target, something equivalent or Gap.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
What did you say, Ross?
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Honestly, I'm going to Ross. Yeah, Hollister, Abercrombie, Vori, they're out.
We're not going there.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
From one of my my son's friends, I'm going to Jay.
As soon as you walked through the Hollister and you
got hit in the face of all that cologne you're
spending one hundred dollars for.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
I hope this is a good friend. Is it somebody
that she's like barely friends with?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Mean Loveland's friend get good grades? I don't know. She
rais the sweatshirt. You don't go look at the price
tag and go, oh, that's a little too much. We
don't want to spend that got great grade? Okay, okay,
in my sleep.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Like that's always, always, always, always, always the first thing
I do is look at a price.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Tag, like and I don't know, when you're raised, when
money doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Matter, figure, Emily, you know you just have mom paid
for it.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Okay. The only time I'm going to look at price tags,
and she knows her mom's.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
By I'll take one of them.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Address that thousand dollars dress, this thousand dollars money.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
It was like one hundred dollars. It was for my birthday.
It was my birthday present.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Were you turning thirteen as well?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Sucker?
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Oh fucker, okay, that happened at our birthday party. Another Okay,
really really you would love one. So no, I'm sorry, Emily.
I did not look at the tag.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
And honestly, for some reason, when you're rich, you don't
care about it.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
You just don't.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
You're Michael Jackson.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Okay, I'm not Michael Jackson.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
For some reason, in my mind I thought because it
was like a crop sweatshirt, it would be.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Nothing.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
How much less skin they shows are like two hundred dollars, Yeah,
less fabric.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
I just thought that'd be it doesn't work, so I literally.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Thought, put it back, right, you tell your daughter?
Speaker 5 (16:03):
No? No, So the woman tells me, you know, your
totals ninety five dollars? What? I go? Oh? What was?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
How much was the sweatshirt? And how much was the shirt?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
She could tell me, well, first of all, you already
looked at the price.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
But just god for god, if they did it, and
then I go, I go, oh, I go, and I
probably i'd probably put it back.
Speaker 6 (16:20):
Knowing Emily, she'd gore you serious, read you idiot, right
in front of the cashier.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
No, I just what, absolutely, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
I would pull it aside and go, are you fucking crazy?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Yeah, he's your son.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
I don't do any of that.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
I pull out my credit card and go on the
tap and I go, you didn't question it, And I go,
I'm going to walk out of here because they emailed
the receipt. I'm going to walk out of here, and
I'm gonna pull up my email immediately because I know
they had to have double charged me for something.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
If you think that. Why don't you say something right away?
You can't, I can't. Why don't you ask for a
prince receipt? Whit?
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Why can't you? I don't know, I don't know, you
know me. I just I'm just like. And then your
daughter goes, Mama, I want Boba next, because you know
we did get both.
Speaker 5 (17:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
She goes on to the next mall.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
I'll take the Crown Jewels.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Now after this, we're gonna drive to Irvine. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
So turns out, you guys, it wasn't double charge. Oh no,
it was a sixty dollars flat shirt.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
You paid for. No problem.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Well, I mean gift a.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Sixty dollars kid, you spent that much for her friend?
Speaker 4 (17:40):
Yeah? Yeah, so, and then love goes Mama. Tiffany's now okay.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Except for a new tennis brace, A new one, and
I got one last week.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
I got I got it. I got an A and algebra,
Tiffany time, no one's been.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
What they call.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Rich, are you? It's crazy?
Speaker 5 (18:01):
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
I'm not, yes, job, but the chicks got like eight figures.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
I can't afford rich crackers these days.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Okay,