June 1, 2026 • 17 mins
We all know that Sky has an insanely over packed purse that you could find anything in. Well Emily has a purse of the same size but way less stuff in it. That's why it was a big surprise (and not a good one) when she found something in her purse that definitely shouldn't have been...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So women's purses. Interesting. Yeah, interesting.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Well, remember when we went through your purse on the podcast, guy,
A lot of stuff in there that I would not
have expected to be going on. It was like Mary
Poppins purse. Yeah, you were just pulling out of the
NonStop and what is going on?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Where did that come from?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Part of my mind.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
The way I look at my purse is like if
I'm ever in a plane that goes down, like I
got supplies.
Speaker 6 (00:28):
If you're a plane that goes down, you ain't making it.
Speaker 7 (00:30):
You'll probably be dead, okay, but everyone else will make
it and you just supplies.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Okay. Really your old expired help.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
That guy who twisted his ankle running away from the explosion.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I got him, okay.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Uh yeah, so you know you have so much stuff
in your purse. Yes, it's wild. Well Emily found a
little something in her purse that was unexpected.
Speaker 8 (00:57):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
It's time the one podcast.
Speaker 8 (01:01):
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Speaker 4 (01:09):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Now, Uh, your purse isn't like skies, right, You don't
have a bunch of.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Shit in there.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
You know what.
Speaker 9 (01:19):
It's the same size as skies, the big mom tope
purse tote, bad type of a purse. But I don't
have as many crazy things in there. Okay, like I'm
pretty clear, like kind of tossing ship out. But I
mean we'll all your media bag and your chargers and you're.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Oh, you don't need a charger nobody ever needs.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I would, I actually would love charge not enough.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Well, you have the seventeen in there.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Well you need you need.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
The wall plug thing, you need the cord, and then
you also need a charge bank for when there's not
an outlet, and then you need corded headphones, and then
you also need your AirPods.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
So I got you.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
No, I don't need all that so much. Maybe if
I'm traveling, but you have that in there every day.
Yeah that's insane.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
I'm traveling every day from here and there.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Your medical kit is insane.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Yeah, what do you need?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
But I don't need not tummy ache?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Do you need some chewable pepto?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Because I got you, so.
Speaker 9 (02:13):
Like I have a pill, a pill, a pill circular
pill container. So like that's the different scales. I just
have that with some ad villain there. But sky has you.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Know, I got anything that's the difference in our person.
You need thailand all or do you need advil? Because
I got both both.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
You have a person inside a purse.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
I do.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
And then I have my little my little bag, my
cross body bag that I keep in there too much.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I got that too. That's what I got going.
Speaker 9 (02:36):
Most women nowadays have the little bag inside the bigger bag.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
But what do you need all of that?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Just holds my.
Speaker 9 (02:41):
Wallet and when I run into when I'm going in anywhere,
then I just put my phone and my keys in there,
and then I got everything right there, and then I
don't have to like lug around the bigger bag.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Do you have two wallets and one wallet?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Humanity?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Two wallets.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I have two wallets, two.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Wallets, Emily.
Speaker 7 (02:56):
When you have that much, you don't have the amount
of money.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
I don't have the same amount of money.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Great cash, bitch.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
Okay, I'm sorry, Trump coming outbo two hundred freet dollars.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
Bill Sky's first on board.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Okay, want that that's a good point. Can you breakfast?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Okay? You don't have two walts.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
One has one hundreds, the other one has my thousand.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
It's not like that one wallet has like my everyday
credit card, my driver's license, a little bit of money,
and then my other wallet has like everything else, gift cards,
triple a card.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Oh look, that's a fat wallet.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Fucking huge. That's like seven of my wallets. Just sit
in your pocket.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
What else would it be? I mean, you don't have
a cross doesn't.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
Have a he has a wall inside a wallet.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Understand.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
When he goes to the store, he takes out his
little wallet because doesn't want to carry on his big
every day.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Stupid.
Speaker 9 (03:57):
That's actually not Why wouldn't want to carry around a
big tope? I got stupid, so I should carry around
a tope bag.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
And stuff everywhere.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
I need a giant toe bag.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Because that's what my makeup. Everything's in there.
Speaker 9 (04:07):
But stay in the car and I just bring my
little bag when I go into the store to pay.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Makes sense.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
This doesn't make sense to us as men because we
don't get to carry purses and so we don't carry
all this crap.
Speaker 7 (04:19):
I have buddies that have fanny packs. Yeah yeah, because
that came back. But I wouldn't do it.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
I just have all the cars.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Really for Disneyland.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
For Disneyland, you need it.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Instead of walking around with all this ship in my pockets.
It's a nice little cross body bag. Here's the thing, Jamie,
Jamie goes cross body bag.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
That is true, but he's little girly all the stuff
Sky said.
Speaker 7 (04:43):
I have my phone card, my credit card, it's all
my phone, so I don't need You don't need to
wallets when you need your car, Like when do you
ever need that?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
When I break down on the side, keep.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
It in your car.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
They just look you up.
Speaker 7 (04:59):
Yeah, you you can just call them.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
They have your information.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Numbers.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
I feel like I have to prove it to them
that I.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Actually carry around. Gift cards another weird.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Thing, because I don't know what.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
If I'm going somewhere all of a sudden, I'm going
to the box and I'm like, oh, oh, I got
a gift card. Yeah, I'm not signing up for that
you know that rewards.
Speaker 7 (05:21):
But I just have a gift card, going to use
it when I get it. I'm not going to carry
it around and forget about it and then maybe use
it one day.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
You don't know what's going on. You don't know what's
going on.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Women's purses are crazy. You don't even understand them. They're
out of control. But Emily over the weekend found something
in her purse that she didn't put in there.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I sure didn't. So there are times once in a while.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I drink, I don't smoke.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I don't smoke. I don't smoke. What I drink and I.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Don't have.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
And he does a great impression if you watch on
our YouTube channel of Emily's smoking.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Why is she so loud when she's I don't know,
shut up Sky.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Not me drinking.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Cigarette at Scott happen? I do things. I don't smoke,
and I never flick a cigarette.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I've seen it happen.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
You've never seen me flick smoke.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Read burns out of his arms. My god, oh my god,
this is going.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
To get a little ship. What the hell I've never
seen that.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I haven't seen that.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I haven't seen anything.
Speaker 9 (06:39):
So Robert, Robert did ask me, or does sometimes put
things in my purse?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Is what about?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
He does sometimes put it?
Speaker 9 (06:44):
Like when we go out or something and I have
a bigger bag, he'll want me to carry his wallet
because unlike you, Eddie, he doesn't want any even a
quarter in his pocket.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Bothers like he doesn't anything. And what.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I feel naked without my wallet and my phone. If
I can get rid of my keys, then I'm happy
with that.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
Yeah, I don't need So I don't need my keys
because I mean I have them, but like our house
is a code and then and then my car, I
can start my cell phone. So I don't technically need
my keys, but I do feel naked without.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah, I meaning.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Risky, bro, what if your cell phone battery dies?
Speaker 7 (07:22):
Yeah, but I don't I don't have without my keys.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
I don't need them. You know, my wife doesn't use
a purse, a big one.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
And what happens if she needs pepto.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Or to reapply her makeup.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
She hates purses. She has to makeup bag and she
just carries it with her and keeps it in the
car and that's it. Because she has a thing. She
has a wallet on her cell phone case.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
So she doesn't even have like the little Lululemon.
Speaker 7 (07:47):
I wanted her to get that because I asked her
to put things in there for me, but she, no,
I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Sounds like that.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, that's the only thing.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I'll hand my keys off if I'm walking somewhere over,
which is nice.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Yeah. Yeah, my husband, my husband asked me to hold
his sunglasses, like if we're out somewhere sun goes down,
or we like go into.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
A place I need ship.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Yeah. And then and then I throw your head a
guy with sunglasses on his head. I don't know the
shirt shirt. I feel it's a weird look.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
But I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I can't do that all the time.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
They on their head?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yes, both, What is that a genderous shirt? The shirt?
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Yeah, I've seen the head.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
If I on top of your head hat. Yeah, it's
not a female thing.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
No, I don't know. I just I mean, I'm sure
it's crazy. I'm sorry. I thought beanie babies were for girls.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Okay, I'm sorry, let it go.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
I offended. Okay, not the point.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
So sunglasses right now? I will that's weird. I'll show
you what's up.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
And then so he wants me to put him in
the purse. So I throw him in my purse. And
then he gets pissed that I'm not taking good care
of him, like I'm supposed to have a special fucking
case for his sunglasses in my purse.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Well you have everything else, Well you don't.
Speaker 9 (09:10):
You don't put it you're you put just willy nilly
sunglasses in a purse.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
Yeah, that's crazy without a case.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Are they going to get scratched up?
Speaker 9 (09:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Broken?
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Not really, I mean no, it hasn't really had.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Do you do with your sunglasses?
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Throw them in my purse?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
No case, no case.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
They are the shitty sunglasses, like, yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
We don't have good sunglass.
Speaker 9 (09:30):
Well, she can't keep them on top of her head
because their heads tass.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
She takes sunglasses from like summer Barbie.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Okay, those are too heavy.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
In summer Barbie.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
By the way, head gonna bring okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 9 (09:49):
So, so this wasn't an instance where my man asked
me to put something in his my purse for him.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Oh, this isn't that instance.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (09:57):
This past Saturday, we're at my son reads little league
baseball game, right, a little bit older senior.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Division a little league like the Little League, but it's
a senior's divisions like high school boys.
Speaker 9 (10:12):
So we're sitting here at the field at the game.
It's in the middle of the day. Sun's out, Robert and.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
We're sitting there. On our way down to.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
The game, was rejacked up?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Now is he working out? Guns out?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
He's got a little bit bigger, but guns out. He's juicy.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Now Robert's working out? Are his guns out?
Speaker 3 (10:39):
He was wearing he was wearing a T shirt.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Roberts. Roberts were ripped.
Speaker 9 (10:44):
Oh, he was wearing a take he was wearing I
envisioned at this point, At this point, he's arm Candy.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Oh really.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
If I see both of them together, I'm like, damn Robert.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
I look at Emily and I'm like, oh, she looks good,
but they're like a Robert.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
I'm like, whoa, you know how she lands that exactly?
Speaker 3 (11:06):
That is so fucked up.
Speaker 9 (11:08):
Hey, not funny and not what we're talking about right now.
Who gives a Robert was wearing? It doesn't matter, human,
We get it. You love tank tops now because you're
so ripped.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
We get it, right, We get jealousy and.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Her nobody, nobody can look better than I know that personally.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Okay, really really that's anyway.
Speaker 9 (11:29):
So on her way down to the field, though, we
stop by seven eleven because I gotta get my seeds going.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Because you're a baseball game doesn't mean.
Speaker 9 (11:36):
Every I love seeds so much and I can't watch
a baseball game without eating.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
You can't not really.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
And also I'm too fidgety. It gives me something to do.
Speaker 9 (11:44):
And you like spit the springs, pip my own spit cups.
They like you to use a spit cup, not spin on.
Wait really, actually that's that's actually true. So anyway, okay,
we pick up we pick up the seeds, and I
(12:05):
go the David Regular Jumbo.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
I like the regular Flipper. I don't like flavor.
Speaker 9 (12:11):
I don't like We don't need to say that. And
then my man Robert and I get a couple of drinks.
We both chose the new Pallegrino like sparkling water, but
like it was like a pomegranate wava or something.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
It was a really cool.
Speaker 9 (12:23):
Fancy We both got those. Guys tried those out, brought
those down to the field. So we're sitting there watching
the game. Perfect fine.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Robert kind of gets up, walks around, does things whatever.
I'm just watching.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
The game runs on the field.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Runs on the field.
Speaker 9 (12:37):
The place like Red was in left field, and for
some reason when he was out there, Robert walked over
and the fence over there, and I like that.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
By the way, I meant to tell you about that.
Speaker 9 (12:45):
So you and I don't think he was saying anything
to him, but he was sitting there staring at all.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yeah, that's not distracted at all.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Distracted my dad doing totally distracted.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Knowing this guy is probably doing like thirty burpies between
that's what.
Speaker 9 (12:57):
He was doing over there, sprints, That's honestly probably what
he was doing.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
And so anyway, he's up and down over the place.
We're sit there watching the game.
Speaker 9 (13:06):
And I had finished my drink I don't know, like
twenty minutes before. And that's crazy, got it, that's an
hour had passed.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
It was just a little can. It was just a can. Oh,
I didn't do that at a Pellegrino.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Fuck off, Robert, and I.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Didn't tell the funk them after a drink it all
more seeds. Oh my god, I'm not acting like any
of that happened.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
What I picked, okay, is what I pict And.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
So I finished my drink a little bit earlier.
Speaker 9 (13:33):
There's a trash can probably five feet away from us,
sitting right there, to the right of where the stands were.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Kobe, I didn't yell, okay, there's other people sitting between.
Speaker 9 (13:43):
I got up, walked over through it away, Okay, go
back sit down, keep watching the game, and I don't know,
another twenty or so minutes passes by, and I need
to get a new round of seeds out of my
purse because I just went something a cup and then
I needed to get.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Some more out of there hydrated now for my sodium.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
My lip and my tongue are starting to say that.
Speaker 9 (14:08):
And so the bag that I brought was the one
that I was just describing, you guys. It's just like
my big black tote bag that I kind of bring
with me everywhere that has a bunch of shit and
eat sunscreens in there for.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
The game, all kinds of other stuff. Gotta have your sunscreen.
Speaker 9 (14:19):
And I go in to look and grab my seeds,
and to my fucking horror, I see in there while
I move one thing out of the way, buried at
the bottom now of my bag is Robert's empty Pallegrino
(14:41):
soda fucking can.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Just completely upside down dumped in my purse.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Wait, what the fuck?
Speaker 9 (14:47):
And it it was empty but still obviously but he
that means he finished his drink, was sitting there and
took one look, didn't set it just down on the
metal bleacher or even on the ground.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
To pick up later.
Speaker 9 (15:01):
He fucking throws the empty soda can in my fucking purse.
That's loaded packful, all kinds of shit, including a white
ball hap of white hat that I had in there too,
a white one, by the.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Way, wild move, Like why fucking crazy?
Speaker 9 (15:15):
Why so fucking crazy. So I look at it, and
there's a couple other parents. They were dying laughing. They
thought it was hilarious, but I obviously didn't, and I
was I went, is this guy serious?
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Is this serious?
Speaker 9 (15:29):
And I'm turning to them because we're all friends kind
of now, and I go Robert took his Palegrino, finished it,
and then threw it in there.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
He wasn't going for the publicly shaming.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
One hundred percent.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
They're all like this, Oh God, here we.
Speaker 9 (15:44):
Go, of course, in public shaming him. That's fucking crazy,
that's insanity.
Speaker 6 (15:51):
It is.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I don't even understand why you would do that. If
I didn't have anywhere to throw it, I would hold
on to it, and if crazy this, this thought wouldn't
even come to my head. So I don't even know
how to If by chance I was gonna put it
in your purse, i'd ask you first, like, hey, should
I put this in your purse?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Or what should I do? Like I'd say something that.
Speaker 9 (16:11):
Would be better, because then I would have said, there's
a fucking trash can four feet away.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Bro, I don't grow Oh.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Yeah I was.
Speaker 9 (16:19):
I was, but I was trying to make it seem
like I like I was having fun with you.
Speaker 6 (16:23):
You can't do that, but I.
Speaker 9 (16:24):
Was playing it off like oh, it's a fucking idiot,
but like in a jokey joke, right, you know.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
What I mean.
Speaker 9 (16:28):
So he actually comes back a few minutes later and
they're kind of like, oh, oh shit is about to
happen right here, and I go and I didn't throw
it away yet. I kept it going, what's this?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
This?
Speaker 4 (16:41):
What's Oh my god, what's this?
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Why was it in my purse? Why was it in
my purse? Upside down?
Speaker 9 (16:46):
You know that these don't Also, there's no lid on it,
and there's always droplets left over, and this was like
a sugaryir beverage beverage like, so that's gonna get sticky
and you s oh groovy.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Sawyer didn't see a trash can. I go look over
there and literally.
Speaker 8 (17:00):
Trash can right there, And what's his reasoning? He didn't
see a trash can, so that's it. That's sucking it
is now a trash purse is a trash can has
everything else in it?
Speaker 9 (17:12):
Okay, I didn't tell him, though, You're never putting anything
in any of my purses.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
After this, he is banned.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Completely, so I can't my head around this.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
No ship, it's insane. He does stuff like this though,
he just random ship like does he wipe
Speaker 1 (17:26):
His ass and throw it in your
So women's purses. Interesting. Yeah, interesting.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Well, remember when we went through your purse on the podcast, guy,
A lot of stuff in there that I would not
have expected to be going on. It was like Mary
Poppins purse. Yeah, you were just pulling out of the
NonStop and what is going on?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Where did that come from?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Part of my mind.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
The way I look at my purse is like if
I'm ever in a plane that goes down, like I
got supplies.
Speaker 6 (00:28):
If you're a plane that goes down, you ain't making it.
Speaker 7 (00:30):
You'll probably be dead, okay, but everyone else will make
it and you just supplies.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Okay. Really your old expired help.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
That guy who twisted his ankle running away from the explosion.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I got him, okay.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Uh yeah, so you know you have so much stuff
in your purse. Yes, it's wild. Well Emily found a
little something in her purse that was unexpected.
Speaker 8 (00:57):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
It's time the one podcast.
Speaker 8 (01:01):
Find completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Now, Uh, your purse isn't like skies, right, You don't
have a bunch of.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Shit in there.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
You know what.
Speaker 9 (01:19):
It's the same size as skies, the big mom tope
purse tote, bad type of a purse. But I don't
have as many crazy things in there. Okay, like I'm
pretty clear, like kind of tossing ship out. But I
mean we'll all your media bag and your chargers and you're.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Oh, you don't need a charger nobody ever needs.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I would, I actually would love charge not enough.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Well, you have the seventeen in there.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Well you need you need.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
The wall plug thing, you need the cord, and then
you also need a charge bank for when there's not
an outlet, and then you need corded headphones, and then
you also need your AirPods.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
So I got you.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
No, I don't need all that so much. Maybe if
I'm traveling, but you have that in there every day.
Yeah that's insane.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
I'm traveling every day from here and there.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Your medical kit is insane.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Yeah, what do you need?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
But I don't need not tummy ache?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Do you need some chewable pepto?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Because I got you, so.
Speaker 9 (02:13):
Like I have a pill, a pill, a pill circular
pill container. So like that's the different scales. I just
have that with some ad villain there. But sky has you.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Know, I got anything that's the difference in our person.
You need thailand all or do you need advil? Because
I got both both.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
You have a person inside a purse.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
I do.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
And then I have my little my little bag, my
cross body bag that I keep in there too much.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I got that too. That's what I got going.
Speaker 9 (02:36):
Most women nowadays have the little bag inside the bigger bag.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
But what do you need all of that?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Just holds my.
Speaker 9 (02:41):
Wallet and when I run into when I'm going in anywhere,
then I just put my phone and my keys in there,
and then I got everything right there, and then I
don't have to like lug around the bigger bag.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Do you have two wallets and one wallet?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Humanity?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Two wallets.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I have two wallets, two.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Wallets, Emily.
Speaker 7 (02:56):
When you have that much, you don't have the amount
of money.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
I don't have the same amount of money.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Great cash, bitch.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
Okay, I'm sorry, Trump coming outbo two hundred freet dollars.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
Bill Sky's first on board.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Okay, want that that's a good point. Can you breakfast?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Okay? You don't have two walts.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
One has one hundreds, the other one has my thousand.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
It's not like that one wallet has like my everyday
credit card, my driver's license, a little bit of money,
and then my other wallet has like everything else, gift cards,
triple a card.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Oh look, that's a fat wallet.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Fucking huge. That's like seven of my wallets. Just sit
in your pocket.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
What else would it be? I mean, you don't have
a cross doesn't.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
Have a he has a wall inside a wallet.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Understand.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
When he goes to the store, he takes out his
little wallet because doesn't want to carry on his big
every day.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Stupid.
Speaker 9 (03:57):
That's actually not Why wouldn't want to carry around a
big tope? I got stupid, so I should carry around
a tope bag.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
And stuff everywhere.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
I need a giant toe bag.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Because that's what my makeup. Everything's in there.
Speaker 9 (04:07):
But stay in the car and I just bring my
little bag when I go into the store to pay.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Makes sense.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
This doesn't make sense to us as men because we
don't get to carry purses and so we don't carry
all this crap.
Speaker 7 (04:19):
I have buddies that have fanny packs. Yeah yeah, because
that came back. But I wouldn't do it.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
I just have all the cars.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Really for Disneyland.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
For Disneyland, you need it.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Instead of walking around with all this ship in my pockets.
It's a nice little cross body bag. Here's the thing, Jamie,
Jamie goes cross body bag.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
That is true, but he's little girly all the stuff
Sky said.
Speaker 7 (04:43):
I have my phone card, my credit card, it's all
my phone, so I don't need You don't need to
wallets when you need your car, Like when do you
ever need that?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
When I break down on the side, keep.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
It in your car.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
They just look you up.
Speaker 7 (04:59):
Yeah, you you can just call them.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
They have your information.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Numbers.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
I feel like I have to prove it to them
that I.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Actually carry around. Gift cards another weird.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Thing, because I don't know what.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
If I'm going somewhere all of a sudden, I'm going
to the box and I'm like, oh, oh, I got
a gift card. Yeah, I'm not signing up for that
you know that rewards.
Speaker 7 (05:21):
But I just have a gift card, going to use
it when I get it. I'm not going to carry
it around and forget about it and then maybe use
it one day.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
You don't know what's going on. You don't know what's
going on.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Women's purses are crazy. You don't even understand them. They're
out of control. But Emily over the weekend found something
in her purse that she didn't put in there.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I sure didn't. So there are times once in a while.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I drink, I don't smoke.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I don't smoke. I don't smoke. What I drink and I.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Don't have.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
And he does a great impression if you watch on
our YouTube channel of Emily's smoking.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Why is she so loud when she's I don't know,
shut up Sky.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Not me drinking.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Cigarette at Scott happen? I do things. I don't smoke,
and I never flick a cigarette.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I've seen it happen.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
You've never seen me flick smoke.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Read burns out of his arms. My god, oh my god,
this is going.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
To get a little ship. What the hell I've never
seen that.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I haven't seen that.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I haven't seen anything.
Speaker 9 (06:39):
So Robert, Robert did ask me, or does sometimes put
things in my purse?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Is what about?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
He does sometimes put it?
Speaker 9 (06:44):
Like when we go out or something and I have
a bigger bag, he'll want me to carry his wallet
because unlike you, Eddie, he doesn't want any even a
quarter in his pocket.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Bothers like he doesn't anything. And what.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I feel naked without my wallet and my phone. If
I can get rid of my keys, then I'm happy
with that.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
Yeah, I don't need So I don't need my keys
because I mean I have them, but like our house
is a code and then and then my car, I
can start my cell phone. So I don't technically need
my keys, but I do feel naked without.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah, I meaning.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Risky, bro, what if your cell phone battery dies?
Speaker 7 (07:22):
Yeah, but I don't I don't have without my keys.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
I don't need them. You know, my wife doesn't use
a purse, a big one.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
And what happens if she needs pepto.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Or to reapply her makeup.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
She hates purses. She has to makeup bag and she
just carries it with her and keeps it in the
car and that's it. Because she has a thing. She
has a wallet on her cell phone case.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
So she doesn't even have like the little Lululemon.
Speaker 7 (07:47):
I wanted her to get that because I asked her
to put things in there for me, but she, no,
I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Sounds like that.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, that's the only thing.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I'll hand my keys off if I'm walking somewhere over,
which is nice.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Yeah. Yeah, my husband, my husband asked me to hold
his sunglasses, like if we're out somewhere sun goes down,
or we like go into.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
A place I need ship.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Yeah. And then and then I throw your head a
guy with sunglasses on his head. I don't know the
shirt shirt. I feel it's a weird look.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
But I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I can't do that all the time.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
They on their head?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yes, both, What is that a genderous shirt? The shirt?
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Yeah, I've seen the head.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
If I on top of your head hat. Yeah, it's
not a female thing.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
No, I don't know. I just I mean, I'm sure
it's crazy. I'm sorry. I thought beanie babies were for girls.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Okay, I'm sorry, let it go.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
I offended. Okay, not the point.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
So sunglasses right now? I will that's weird. I'll show
you what's up.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
And then so he wants me to put him in
the purse. So I throw him in my purse. And
then he gets pissed that I'm not taking good care
of him, like I'm supposed to have a special fucking
case for his sunglasses in my purse.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Well you have everything else, Well you don't.
Speaker 9 (09:10):
You don't put it you're you put just willy nilly
sunglasses in a purse.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
Yeah, that's crazy without a case.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Are they going to get scratched up?
Speaker 9 (09:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Broken?
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Not really, I mean no, it hasn't really had.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Do you do with your sunglasses?
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Throw them in my purse?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
No case, no case.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
They are the shitty sunglasses, like, yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
We don't have good sunglass.
Speaker 9 (09:30):
Well, she can't keep them on top of her head
because their heads tass.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
She takes sunglasses from like summer Barbie.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Okay, those are too heavy.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
In summer Barbie.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
By the way, head gonna bring okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 9 (09:49):
So, so this wasn't an instance where my man asked
me to put something in his my purse for him.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Oh, this isn't that instance.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (09:57):
This past Saturday, we're at my son reads little league
baseball game, right, a little bit older senior.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Division a little league like the Little League, but it's
a senior's divisions like high school boys.
Speaker 9 (10:12):
So we're sitting here at the field at the game.
It's in the middle of the day. Sun's out, Robert and.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
We're sitting there. On our way down to.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
The game, was rejacked up?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Now is he working out? Guns out?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
He's got a little bit bigger, but guns out. He's juicy.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Now Robert's working out? Are his guns out?
Speaker 3 (10:39):
He was wearing he was wearing a T shirt.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Roberts. Roberts were ripped.
Speaker 9 (10:44):
Oh, he was wearing a take he was wearing I
envisioned at this point, At this point, he's arm Candy.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Oh really.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
If I see both of them together, I'm like, damn Robert.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
I look at Emily and I'm like, oh, she looks good,
but they're like a Robert.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
I'm like, whoa, you know how she lands that exactly?
Speaker 3 (11:06):
That is so fucked up.
Speaker 9 (11:08):
Hey, not funny and not what we're talking about right now.
Who gives a Robert was wearing? It doesn't matter, human,
We get it. You love tank tops now because you're
so ripped.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
We get it, right, We get jealousy and.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Her nobody, nobody can look better than I know that personally.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Okay, really really that's anyway.
Speaker 9 (11:29):
So on her way down to the field, though, we
stop by seven eleven because I gotta get my seeds going.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Because you're a baseball game doesn't mean.
Speaker 9 (11:36):
Every I love seeds so much and I can't watch
a baseball game without eating.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
You can't not really.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
And also I'm too fidgety. It gives me something to do.
Speaker 9 (11:44):
And you like spit the springs, pip my own spit cups.
They like you to use a spit cup, not spin on.
Wait really, actually that's that's actually true. So anyway, okay,
we pick up we pick up the seeds, and I
(12:05):
go the David Regular Jumbo.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
I like the regular Flipper. I don't like flavor.
Speaker 9 (12:11):
I don't like We don't need to say that. And
then my man Robert and I get a couple of drinks.
We both chose the new Pallegrino like sparkling water, but
like it was like a pomegranate wava or something.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
It was a really cool.
Speaker 9 (12:23):
Fancy We both got those. Guys tried those out, brought
those down to the field. So we're sitting there watching
the game. Perfect fine.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Robert kind of gets up, walks around, does things whatever.
I'm just watching.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
The game runs on the field.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Runs on the field.
Speaker 9 (12:37):
The place like Red was in left field, and for
some reason when he was out there, Robert walked over
and the fence over there, and I like that.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
By the way, I meant to tell you about that.
Speaker 9 (12:45):
So you and I don't think he was saying anything
to him, but he was sitting there staring at all.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yeah, that's not distracted at all.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Distracted my dad doing totally distracted.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Knowing this guy is probably doing like thirty burpies between
that's what.
Speaker 9 (12:57):
He was doing over there, sprints, That's honestly probably what
he was doing.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
And so anyway, he's up and down over the place.
We're sit there watching the game.
Speaker 9 (13:06):
And I had finished my drink I don't know, like
twenty minutes before. And that's crazy, got it, that's an
hour had passed.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
It was just a little can. It was just a can. Oh,
I didn't do that at a Pellegrino.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Fuck off, Robert, and I.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Didn't tell the funk them after a drink it all
more seeds. Oh my god, I'm not acting like any
of that happened.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
What I picked, okay, is what I pict And.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
So I finished my drink a little bit earlier.
Speaker 9 (13:33):
There's a trash can probably five feet away from us,
sitting right there, to the right of where the stands were.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Kobe, I didn't yell, okay, there's other people sitting between.
Speaker 9 (13:43):
I got up, walked over through it away, Okay, go
back sit down, keep watching the game, and I don't know,
another twenty or so minutes passes by, and I need
to get a new round of seeds out of my
purse because I just went something a cup and then
I needed to get.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Some more out of there hydrated now for my sodium.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
My lip and my tongue are starting to say that.
Speaker 9 (14:08):
And so the bag that I brought was the one
that I was just describing, you guys. It's just like
my big black tote bag that I kind of bring
with me everywhere that has a bunch of shit and
eat sunscreens in there for.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
The game, all kinds of other stuff. Gotta have your sunscreen.
Speaker 9 (14:19):
And I go in to look and grab my seeds,
and to my fucking horror, I see in there while
I move one thing out of the way, buried at
the bottom now of my bag is Robert's empty Pallegrino
(14:41):
soda fucking can.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Just completely upside down dumped in my purse.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Wait, what the fuck?
Speaker 9 (14:47):
And it it was empty but still obviously but he
that means he finished his drink, was sitting there and
took one look, didn't set it just down on the
metal bleacher or even on the ground.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
To pick up later.
Speaker 9 (15:01):
He fucking throws the empty soda can in my fucking purse.
That's loaded packful, all kinds of shit, including a white
ball hap of white hat that I had in there too,
a white one, by the.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Way, wild move, Like why fucking crazy?
Speaker 9 (15:15):
Why so fucking crazy. So I look at it, and
there's a couple other parents. They were dying laughing. They
thought it was hilarious, but I obviously didn't, and I
was I went, is this guy serious?
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Is this serious?
Speaker 9 (15:29):
And I'm turning to them because we're all friends kind
of now, and I go Robert took his Palegrino, finished it,
and then threw it in there.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
He wasn't going for the publicly shaming.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
One hundred percent.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
They're all like this, Oh God, here we.
Speaker 9 (15:44):
Go, of course, in public shaming him. That's fucking crazy,
that's insanity.
Speaker 6 (15:51):
It is.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I don't even understand why you would do that. If
I didn't have anywhere to throw it, I would hold
on to it, and if crazy this, this thought wouldn't
even come to my head. So I don't even know
how to If by chance I was gonna put it
in your purse, i'd ask you first, like, hey, should
I put this in your purse?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Or what should I do? Like I'd say something that.
Speaker 9 (16:11):
Would be better, because then I would have said, there's
a fucking trash can four feet away.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Bro, I don't grow Oh.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Yeah I was.
Speaker 9 (16:19):
I was, but I was trying to make it seem
like I like I was having fun with you.
Speaker 6 (16:23):
You can't do that, but I.
Speaker 9 (16:24):
Was playing it off like oh, it's a fucking idiot,
but like in a jokey joke, right, you know.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
What I mean.
Speaker 9 (16:28):
So he actually comes back a few minutes later and
they're kind of like, oh, oh shit is about to
happen right here, and I go and I didn't throw
it away yet. I kept it going, what's this?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
This?
Speaker 4 (16:41):
What's Oh my god, what's this?
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Why was it in my purse? Why was it in
my purse? Upside down?
Speaker 9 (16:46):
You know that these don't Also, there's no lid on it,
and there's always droplets left over, and this was like
a sugaryir beverage beverage like, so that's gonna get sticky
and you s oh groovy.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Sawyer didn't see a trash can. I go look over
there and literally.
Speaker 8 (17:00):
Trash can right there, And what's his reasoning? He didn't
see a trash can, so that's it. That's sucking it
is now a trash purse is a trash can has
everything else in it?
Speaker 9 (17:12):
Okay, I didn't tell him, though, You're never putting anything
in any of my purses.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
After this, he is banned.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Completely, so I can't my head around this.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
No ship, it's insane. He does stuff like this though,
he just random ship like does he wipe
Speaker 1 (17:26):
His ass and throw it in your
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