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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, so maybe I did this to myself. Come on,
hold on a minute. You pull one prank and then
next thing you know.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
It was one on her, But you have a lifetime
of doing this.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Name another time.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
The shoe.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
That was great. The fact that I was able to
place a shoe on a door and still hit your
tiny head was incredible.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
That actually takes a lot of skill.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Your head is so tiny.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Okay, listen, I know that I pulled the prank of
knocking over Emily's paint pen cup for like a year.
It was great. It was great, and so I understand that.
But now I'm being accused of these multiple things that
(00:52):
are probably Emily's own fault. Now it's like, all of
a sudden, it's me. I don't think it's me. I
don't think so I think it is I don't think that. Bro.
Come on, this is yes, man. We ain't done yet.
It's time for the podcast.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
A yet completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
The show's after show starts now. So, last time I
was accused of a prank, I was vindicated. So I
shouldn't even be on the radar. You you know who
should be the pen thief penth.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
It's on camera.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
We have video of it.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Video.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
There's a difference between using something and being a thief. Okay,
so just.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
How you used the creamer, else's splash.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Of creamer, It doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
It's still not yours.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
It was a splash when I ran out, like you
to read that label that.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
That I made, it, says Emily.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, does no, I don't anywhere I can use whenever
she wants to not put it back in.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I know it doesn't, does Emily.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Right there, Emily was freaking out about her missing pen.
She thought it was that somebody had stolen. Then she
thought maybe Ednie was pranking her and hiding it. And
then I wasn't saying anything because I knew nothing about
this fucking pen until.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Uh, you knew nothing about it?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Well, I didn't think.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I did talk about this pen for five years.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I well know that I didn't know what happened to it.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
You have, That's true. Nobody else has in my world.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Not a lot going on until Jamie went through the
video like the Ruder film and had found that. It
turns out, after the show had wrapped one day, I
had to make a quick note grabbed Emily's pen and
then instead of putting it back in her pen cup,
I kind of threw it to the other side and
it ended up tucked behind this little camera nook thing here,
(03:00):
and it was sitting there.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I believe she did that.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Oh yeah, I did.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
So. I know that you are looking at me in
this latest mystery involving the studio here. That's correct, But
maybe you should look to your left a little bit here.
That's all I'm going to say.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I mean, I accidentally threw the pen and it went
behind it.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I accidentally knocked over Emily's cup every day for a year.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
No, you actionally knocked over her.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
And I feel like this falls completely in that category,
in that realm. And after you explain what's going on,
I'm gonna explain why all fingers point to you.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Okay. So we all have our different commercials that we do,
you know, on the radio station. People are always curious,
you know, how does that work? And a lot of
people think that they're recorded. Some of them are, and
some of them we do live, and so that's called
live copy, and you get your live copy of this
(03:56):
different I know I'm really breaking this ship down. Secrets
I know, and so they they'll have the information about
whatever product we're talking about on there, and then we
put into our own words about how much we love
said product. Okay, so we all keep our copy in
different places, and so Thora is kind of the keeper
of the copy over in his little area over there,
(04:16):
and then he hands me my copy. Sky keeps hers
in front of hers. She hides Emily's pen the pen
and then Emily leaves her flippantly right in the middle
of our table prominent. Yeah, which is crazy.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
I don't really like So the right of us is
a guest seat where comics go. When I put papers
here for Eddie, I don't want to put it in
Sky's areas.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
So I feel like that's the best place to put it.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Well, you know, it's in a common area, so it's a.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Little I I don't have sides. I don't have that,
and it's right next to the cop and it's right
with sitting perfectly with my pen.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Okay, Yeah, that's fine. So that's your that's where you
put your your copy.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Which is crazy.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Why because she has the studio over there, I have it.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
She would always forget she would always forget it.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Yeah, yeah, she never knows where spots are. It's very annoying.
And then and then and then you always remind her
and she goes, ah.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Fuck, it looks like panic. Yeah, you still have three minutes.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
There has been something weird happening. And I will be
the first person to say it's weird and it's not me.
It's not me. Yes, Sky, would I not let you
in if it was me.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
There's there's an old time saying about this. He who
smelt it, delt it?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, so then you you did it? Then if you
did the pen no.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
The place, you're the one who just immediately led with
I didn't do it.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I know what I didn't. So so Emily keeps her
copy right in the middle of the table. Well, every
single morning we come in and her copy is like weirdly.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Rolled up on one side, mostly.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
On one side. Ye, and it's bizarre, it's like rolled up.
So this Emily kind of has a touch on O C. D.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
I was going to explain the backstory about how when
I hand you papers, like when something gets wrinkled paper
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Know I have, like if there's a paper that's wrinkled,
or if there is God forbid, a pen mark, or
somebody wrote a note on a pay piece of paper
that doesn't even involve her, she will reprint it.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I have no.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Idea like a dirt, like a dirt smudge on something.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
It looks no way. So this really bothers her, like
a weird.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
And Eddie's known about my paper for years.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
You're right, Wow, that's true o CD. Yeah, she's a
She's a freak show without a doubt, say that. So
every single morning she comes in, sits down and then goes, ah,
look at that, look at that, and then looks at
me like I am sitting here rolling her paper on
purpose to like have this weird?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Are you making a telescope? What are you doing that?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
That would be what it would look like, chips?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Somebody sure has a lot of information about that and.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
A lot of jokes.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Huh yeah, I just I mean that's what it looks
like that somebody rolled it up.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Okay, okay, and to the point of where Emily gets
really annoyed. And then she'll go reprint it almost every
day so that she has a nice fresh copy, and
then next morning comes around and it happens again, and
you're just like, what is going on? With this fucking paper.
It is weird and you think, okay, well maybe it's
so hot in here that it gets like warped or
(07:36):
something and it starts to roll up. It's freezing.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
It's freezing, and a right here another the.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Other papers that sit to the right, those are all fine, nobody.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
It's a really good point.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
There's nothing wrong with those.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
So clearly somebody is fucking with your papers without a doubt.
But who is the question?
Speaker 3 (07:55):
And why?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
That's the real question. Wow, I would really love it
if it were me, because well, listen, that's a pretty
good prank.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I love like weird pranks that people don't see coming,
like they don't even know it's a prank for like
months until like.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah it con Yeah, yeah, I really love those. If
this was me, genius. But I can tell you right now,
hand to God.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Hand to God God, it is not me.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
I have never touched your papers. I, to be honest,
was kind of hoping it was, like I think I
believe you.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
I really think I believe you. But Rianda, God, you can't.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Like I really was hoping it was you, because otherwise,
why the like, who's fucking with me?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
My name is fucking write on that paper.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
It says my name right there, like he says, somebody
knows those are parents.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
You can't prank Emily too, because she'll cry.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
I'm not going to cry about this way.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
You were really weird about the pen thing.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
I mean, it turns, it turns where she cross. If
she doesn't crash, she gets angry at you and.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Gets quiet, and that's weird. It makes it she makes
it very not fun.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yeah, and whoever is doing this, even if they're just
doing it like they are fidgeting, fidgeting like Emily will
hold this against them for the rest of you person.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah. Yeah, it's caused her so much as Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
And if they're just that clueless and they're that like
destructive that they're going to come in and stuck papers
and like do that and like leave somebody's ship like
that like that, that bothers me.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Like what kind of an animal are you?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Animal?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
What kind of an.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Animal are You're taking this a little extreme?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Disagree with shared space? We need to respect.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I am going to have your back somewhat that I
think it's weird because I mean, yesterday we made we
made a point and and I know that it's it's
you know, ridiculous to some because it's just paper.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Yeah, it's not that big of a deal.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Yeah, but we made a point of making sure that
this paper that she has in front of her or
were pristine, and we said, all right, well tomorrow we'll see. Well,
this morning we rolled in papers were all rolled up again. Yes,
And you may wonder, while are your cameras rolling in here?
After the pen incident, Sky has kind of put a
(10:23):
cabash of rolling twenty four to seven after the show. Well,
she didn't want to get caught again. So maybe I
don't know, I want to think about it. Maybe it
is you. Oh you said, do we brow? Do we
really need to? We all cameras trying for our salven
so Jamie when he leaves he turns it off. Yeah,
it was yeah, we turn it off.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I feel I don't know why we roll them, and
I think it's weird for the other people who use
this room to be really, there's.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Only one other person really that uses this studio because
Booker uses a different studio, Chumbley uses a different studio,
Betho uses his studio. But Beto, I think has a
lot of guess because my chair sometimes will be moved.
Your guys is like Mike's will be moved, like things
will be a jar. So I don't know. I like,
(11:11):
does he have somebody every day come in here and papers? Yeah?
Why would he ever come over here?
Speaker 5 (11:16):
And they're not I don't know the answer to that,
And they're not sitting right in front of where I
I mean, you have.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
To you have to reach to rob it. You have
to reach.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
And the crazy thing about Betto is if you ask
him about it, you will never get a fucking straight answer,
because that's just like how he is. He's kind of
one of those guys who talks in circles. He'll laugh
and he'll laugh and then make you think he did it,
but then he'll be like what paper, Well, but he's
got a bit of that.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
I heard a story that when she first met him,
she says, are you done cleaning yet?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Crazy into the studio once and says, oh, I would
like to hire you.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Like that. Oh I've never heard one time.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I did.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Back when he had dreadlocks that went down to his butt.
I did find one in the chair over here, like
he was sitting on one of these chairs and it
got squished in between and ripped out of his head
and he didn't even know so I could see. Well,
I just mean he kind of sometimes doesn't notice things.
So even if we asked.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Somebody doth protest too much. So sorry to tell you,
sky cameras are going back on because we got to
find out what's going on with this mystery the criminal.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yeah, I need to know.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Look at who's the nervous Now I need to.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Oregon Coast T shirt.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
It's already sweat filled.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
At least we need to run run the carriage for
like two days to see.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, we got to get to the bottom I have. Yeah,
they're going, but Jamie put them back on. We got
to figure out what's going on.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Jamie James is getting in there. I don't know if
he could lift the paper