Thor is unhappy with the results of the Gerber Baby contest. He entered his son, Walker, and unfortunately did not win but instead of taking it gracefully, he has some choice words for the parents...
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Episode Transcript
Well, four is not happy. Oh, he's very upset. He
is very upset that his baby did not win a
major award. He wanted baby Walker to be the new
Gerber Baby. We ain't done yet.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
It's time for the one podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Over a year, completely uncensored and uncing filtered except for
that part the.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
The show's after show starts. Now, Oh man, this got crazy.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
So we glance up at the TV and all of
a sudden, they have the winner of the twenty twenty
six Gerber Baby whatever contest.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
It was.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah, and so I didn't even realize this was a thing,
but apparently Thor was well aware because he entered Baby
Walker into the contest.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Bro, my son is in the Gerber baby content and
I'm I was just googling the new Gurgurt baby and
it's it's it's bullshit, bullshit.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I wanted to pull it.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Up again because I got I had to wipe my
eyes the first time.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I saw it. Take it easy. I don't want to
call baby ugly, then don't crazy. I don't want to
call a baby.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
You're not going to but like, this baby is not
as good looking as my son.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Okay, this is crazy, I mean, is the baby.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Is the baby? Is the baby ugly?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Is the baby as good looking as my son?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Fuck? No, baby good looking? Is such a weird baby?
You're looking for the baby cute? Sure?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Is the baby as cute as the baby?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Walker? Get the I mean, look at this so much,
so many But why does it take him so long
to find because everyone pictures in here? Look, this guy
was a little baseball. He's very you his hairs, he's
all American.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
You don't think you don't think this is a Gerber
baby where we're a side partner. Now, my wife, my wife,
my wife's brother was in town, so she wanted to
comb his hair.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
We've got product in the yet, Oh my god, jeled up.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
I think so yeah, clearly here's even when he's being
a fuzzy guy.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
He's being fuzzy. What a Monkey's adorable? What a monkey?
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Monkey? So fuck you?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Girl?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Who?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Look you? Baby? Who won? I mean listen, okay, well,
who's this guy? That's him? That's him find out he
got entered. Yeah, that's him finding out he got it.
Don't show the picture of when he found out he lost.
That's him in the hospital because he lost. I don't
think got he got fifty one fifty. We're taking pictures
(02:55):
of him method at the hospital. He got fifteen.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
He couldn't believe.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
He couldn't believe. Oh my god, he couldn't believe.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
So maybe it's not baby Walker's fault because when bullshit?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Well so when when when she was part of the judges,
guy would vote for the other guys on the judge
guy would vote.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
For the other for little Cameron Chung, No, I didn't
get to vote for Cameron Chuk's guy. Here's the thing
that you guys may not know. Like every year they
do this contest, there's like a little theme, a little twist,
and this year's theme. This year's theme is called behind
the Baby. So basically the parents and their story matters,
(03:42):
just as.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Walkers bait A second, I mean, are you trying to say.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
This is fingers, but that Walkers.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Because his kid's not cute. Every baby has.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Is adorable in the wrong way, but like, this kid
is not cute.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
But I'm looking at the parents and they're they're well
put together. So about their story, Now.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Here's the weird thing.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Their fucking story story I got, I got a story
that's your story.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Gerber approved.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
So is this like I mean alcoholism down dump.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
That's he came back because because.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Now look at me, got sober, good job show radio,
hot wive, started a family.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Things.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
That's as maybe they've heard the pew on podcasting him
talking like this.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yeah, it doesn't appreciate babies.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
So this is really weird about Rachel and Alden the parents.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
That's a okay, here's the weird thing.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
They talk about how Alden suffered an injury right when
baby Cameron was born and Rachel had to step up
through his eight months of being calicky, but they never.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Say eight months. I put that in the question why.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
For like three months?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Every baby's different eight months though, that's like a baby
that was Oh.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Did my wife not have postpart of proclamcy and if
she turned yellow and gets her to take care of
the baby himself.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
This guy the hero, the hero story, door story. Rachel.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
So, I guess Alden had some sort of injury, but
they never d Please don't show Okay, it's nice.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I don't want to see anything that was paralyzed Alden.
It's Alden.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
But is it snow No, it wasn't from games throw No, No,
you moron? Sorry that John, That John snow.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I was paralyzed alcohol. You got that weird ball. The
weird ball come on that screams, yeah, because it does.
He did almost kill his baby with the popsicle. That
happy but that was that was way after, that was
way after that did bring you down? I hate your baby.
(06:44):
Maybe they don't like the fact that I have a
cute baby? Is that the ladies? I mean, I'm happy
for you that did you put the weird ball thing
in the submission? You should have did?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
This is him finally about their story, about their story.
He doesn't he has like this bullshit story of Alvin.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Dude, he wants to fight the other baby. Yeah, he
can't tell you what he's up. I'll tell you that
right now.
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