June 29, 2026 • 16 mins
The time had finally come for Sky and The Boo to christen the Oregon house, or was it... It seems that what they thought was the perfect window of opportunity was extremely miscalculated
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Well, I I don't know how this wasn't the lead
part of your story. Sky When you were telling us
about your trip to Oregon, she went to You talked
about a dead whale, You talked about tide pooling, you
talked about aquarium, But you didn't tell us about the
(00:24):
dead fish coming alive? Did they finally christen the Oregon house?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the podcast Find.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
A Year completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I can't okay, wait a minute, how long have you
owned this house?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
A year and a half.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
How many times do you think you've been there?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Probably like fun and never once had any sort of
sexual activity with your husband.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
No, I don't know where she really has sexual activiular
husband anymore that you ever hear about it?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
If they give because she would tell us about it
without us asking that. Yeah, it's the heart. Yeah, you
can't take it.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
You can't take it. You can't take getting ravished by
your husband.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
We don't got paddles at the house. We can't be
can't be server.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
No, no, he's not sorry, things or whatever, the shocks.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Plus he can't give her like little concoction that knocks
them out in her.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Heart drinking that much. Yeah about the mouth, and yeah, no,
I don't, I don't. I don't know. I don't know.
I got coming up. Bro, it's not the maker, I said,
hopefully not. You can't have that thing clogged. I don't
know what I said. It might be other ones. There's
the different chambers.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Okay, So some chambers are okay to completely have plogged
in your heart.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah, okay, I don't want to stint. I don't want to.
They're easy, Okay, I don't want to go through my
growing No, no, thank you, he does. He wants to
put somewhere else.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Okay, So yes, and no, you guys. The sexual activity
has been uh, definitely diminished.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Uh it's not a weekly thing like no, no.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
It used to be like every week was you know,
our weird parties with drinks and outfits and whatever. But
then once Mama started not feeling so good, started feeling
a little bit on a death's doorstep for a while,
that kind of made it not fun nor sexy, especially
no smoking pot, no drinking, and so that makes me
(02:52):
extra not fun. So so yeah, so so we're still
doing it, but it's probably fun. It's cut in half
and he's definitely not enjoying it as much as he
needs to.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah, what does to live for? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I don't know. You guys, I'm sorry, you're just gonna
have to you know, hang out with me. Oh make
that face?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
So all this time, no sexual relations in Oregon?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
No, Well so when we go to Oregon, Uh, pretty much,
it's been the same thing where like, you know, my
husband's mister like, he has to fix everything. He's a
little bit ain'tal attentive, and so like things you wouldn't
think need to be done, he thinks are like a
fucking necessity and must be done. So if we go
(03:42):
for a three day weekend, if we go for four days,
five days, he has a fucking list and there's a
home depot delivery like waiting on the porch when we
get there. And I mean the majority of the time
is just me and my daughter going out and doing activities,
and he's home fixing shit, putting insulation.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Is going and doing all that shit with you.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
No, No, not basically, not at all like this, Emily,
Why are you surprised?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I don't know, You're right, because he doesn't do that. No,
I'm not he doesn't do that.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
It's crazy. He doesn't do that here.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah, and when you guys go on trips, he never
really goes with you anyway.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Uh yeah, Sometimes me and her just go on trips
by herself, like the Hut.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
When he does go on a trip, it's not like
he's going with you to do stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Right.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Well, back occasional back in the day, like when we'd
go to Hawaii because we're like renting a place, you know,
he'll go in the ocean and go boogie boarding with
us and stuff. But recently, like you know, no, he
won't either go on the trip. But if we go
to Oregon, he has a to do list that he
and there's more stuff on his to do list than
there's time. And like just like ridiculous things like the
(04:47):
wheels on the screen aren't rolling properly.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
So he's just making shit up because he doesn't want
to go do stuff.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
He could stay home, we could smoke weed, and he
could fix the wheels on the screen.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
As soon as they leave house, he's like pretending to
work and the next thing you know, he's.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Like the laptop pops up, YouTube comes on, baby comes out,
let's go, you know.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
So so there's that, which is a factor of like
why we, you know, don't aren't having fun couples type fun.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
And then the other thing is.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I don't know we have like, you know, couples type fun.
That means I don't know sex.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
I guess that's what I don't crazy alert alert everyone.
So there's that, which is issue number one. And issue
number two is our bedroom and our daughter's bedroom in
the house.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
It's just a two bedroom. Yeah, share a wall and
it's a very tiny house.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Headboard, well, I I feel like there's some sort of
noise that our.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Head wouldn't make a lot of noise.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
It's true, it's a.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Normal it's a normal size head. But this time, this trip,
there was a moment.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
And the moment. The moment was on Father's Day.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
We went out to dinner and I actually did have
a cocktail. I know, actually I actually had a cocktail,
which is wild, and he had a couple drinks. And
we got back to the house and my daughter decided
that she wanted to take a shower before bed, and
(06:32):
we're like, okay, you know, and I'm not thinking anything
of it, you know, and kind of like her mama,
especially when she washes her hair, she takes a long shower,
right her mama. And so I'm like, okay, you're gonna
take a shower. And the next thing you know is
I was wearing kind of a nicer outfit for Oregon anyway,
(06:55):
you know, kind of borderline sweats.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
But nicer outfit.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Well, okay, So so you know the outfit you may not.
I posted pictures of it that I wore when we
went to the concert at the fair.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
That's her crop top, her crop top shirt.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
A belly button that's right, crop top, and you know,
but it's not jeans and a sweatshirt.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
But the ts look good though.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
The teas do look good.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
And so my husband, because you know, he is who
he is, decided that I liked that outfit so much
he was gonna buy me the exact same outfit in
another culture. So I have the blue one which I
wore to the fair in my Instagram pictures, and then
there's also a green one as well. Look at you,
(07:45):
and the green one, for some reason, fits a little
bit tighter. That's why I don't wear it as much
as I wear the blue one. And so we get
back from dinner and he's got a bit of a
buzz on and that's with sugar, yeah, basically between his
drinks and the desserts. I mean, this guy is fucking
high as a kite. So uh, daughter walks into the
(08:09):
bedroom and I'm sorry, in to the bathroom to take
her shower, and that's when he looks at me and
says that that booty is.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Popping in those pants.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
That that's what he said, yes, to get you in
the mood.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
The booty's popping.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
I don't bad booty bee popping in those pants.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
I don't know if it was to give me in
the mood or it was just his inside voice coming out,
do you know what I mean? Saying it in like
a funny like accent, or is he just saying in
the boot the boot I think he's saying it like
he's complimenting me like that, like.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Like gorgeous to his wife. But Eddie saying it in
a joke, like like a joke, like making a joke.
He's dead seriously.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Popping.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
I would never say booty.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I'd be like, damn that.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Ass again, too far popping?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Okay, I mean for you.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Yeah, for me, I mean, you know, everything's relative in
this world.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
So for me, I guess. I guess the booty was
popping a little bit.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
And we know he does like tearing clothes off you.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
We do know. Oh please, this is a nicer outfit.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Okay, No, no, I.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Mean I don't.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
I don't own very many clothes that you know, come
from name brand places, and this does. So yeah, there,
we're not going to be We're not going to be
damaging this outfit.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
But he tells me that the booty be.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Popping, and that's when I go, oh, I know where
this is going.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Where that's what I'm Father's Day, Father's Day.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
But again I didn't enjoy as many drinks as he did.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Oh god, you know that's only birthdays.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
It's on Father's Day too, But we.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Never talked about that. He tried a hair pull once.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
It didn't go well, and I informed him it wasn't
his birthday, so.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
You don't get stuck.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Yeah, I had a ponytail in and I guess that
was too much for him to you know, handle.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
I can't imagine how fucking dramatic Sky probably was when
he pulled her ponytail she's holding her neck down to
put the neck brace. I don't need that. I can't imagine.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Yeah, so I've been told the booty is popping. And
I make the mistake of turning to look at him,
and that's when I realized, oh, he's serious here. He
does believe the booty is pop in and he's excited
about it. And that's when he's like, hey, we got
some time. She just got in the shower, and I'm like, okay, okay, okay,
(10:59):
we have we have haven't done this.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Hey, question mark, she got weird?
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Okay, okay, didn't see this come in?
Speaker 3 (11:06):
I guess I should have seen this come in. It's
Father's day, we're a married couple. You know, it's kind of.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Been a little slower around Sex Town lately, so, uh,
you know, so I should have seen lower around sex
He's the Mayor's crazy, he's mayor.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Sometimes you know, it's it's very trafficky and busy. Sometimes
it's fucking just not a car on the road. Yeah,
big time town. Uh So I'm like, okay, this this
makes sense, you know. But again, she's just in the shower.
So does I know he doesn't, But this got it's
(11:49):
this or nothing. Okay, right, Uh so this all starts quick,
quickie starts.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
And here's another thing.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Our doors are never closed, Like, our doors in our
rooms are never closed.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Really weird.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Yeah, Like, I don't know why. It's the same.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
At our house here in San Diego, the doors in
every room are pretty much always open.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
I don't know why. You know we close bathroom doors. Well,
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
I don't always, but the rest of my family closes
bathroom doors. But if somebody's door to the room is closed,
it's almost weird. Right, But we know our daughter is
in the shower, so we got we got time bedroom
door open, she's in the shower.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Great, we're gonna do this real quick.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
You're not gonna close the door, well, because we're gonna be.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Done by the time she gets out of the shower.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
I'm expect risk, I'm expecting like a fifteen minute shower,
right because she's I'm assuming she's washing her hands.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Jar right, No, because I just wide open. I don't
even I don't even.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Think about it.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yeah, because the water's running, she's in the shower.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Like, we're good, right, And then so we're like two
minutes into this bad boy, And all of a sudden,
I hear the water in the shower shut off.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
And I wash her face and I'm like, oh fux,
she's not washing her hair.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
She's she's probably just just off a pre bed.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
She's like, Mama, she probablyn't even use soap.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
I started purchasing face, So can you back off? So?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Oh, ship, what do we do?
Speaker 4 (13:26):
And we know if we close our bedroom door, it's
gonna be weird. It's gonna be like something's wrong. Like
she'll see that and be like something, everything's weird.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Everything everything is weird. Uh, So we then quickly.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Kind of waddle into our our bathroom that's connected to
our bedroom, right, and we close the door and turn
the sink on because like because because running water is
gonna is gonna make it normal that I feel like
that's even we that weirder to just turn the eat anything,
like why are they in there together?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
That's a risk. One time when in Vegas, I was
sharing a room with my buddy b Dub and uh
he brought home a gal yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
And too hello Hello?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
What to mask the sounds in the bed, because you know,
we were sharing room from Vegas. To mask the sounds
of what was going on in the bathroom. He turned
the shower on. Well, you didn't realize turned on hot.
So next thing, you know, hot and steamy in there.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
And you know what, he's a sweater.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
He's a sweater. No, I just got really really ugly
really fast. That didn't work out for you. Gotta be careful.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Okay, So were the sinks on? I don't, I don't.
I don't recall if we went hot or cold.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
But the sink is on full blast and we're like, okay,
we're just going to finish this up real quick, standing city.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
On the ground. What are we doing here there?
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Yes, he's popping, is popping in the kind of because
I just think I'm just gonna brace myself on the counter.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Girl.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
But then I realized the angle is not so good.
So I do my head down, but the waters run
this is the most.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
For a second, I consider, do I put my do
I thaw my hands on the toilet, the lid down
with the lint.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Yeah, I figure that's that's kind of a weird visual
for my husband.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Everything about this is a weird visual.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Yeah, yeah, I agree, And so we give that a
try for another two minutes, and then then my husband
finally goes, this is too weird, this isn't gonna work,
and I go, I agree, thank you.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
So later on, like when she's sleeping, did you like
give him like a hand job? Finish there, mouth the south,
let's go.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
No no, none of none of that.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
No no, So I basically said, Okay, I got to
get out of here.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Because she's gonna come out.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
I wonder, why are mom and dad in the bathroom
together with the sink running for like seven minutes.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
We're just taking a ship together.
Well, I I don't know how this wasn't the lead
part of your story. Sky When you were telling us
about your trip to Oregon, she went to You talked
about a dead whale, You talked about tide pooling, you
talked about aquarium, But you didn't tell us about the
(00:24):
dead fish coming alive? Did they finally christen the Oregon house?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the podcast Find.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
A Year completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I can't okay, wait a minute, how long have you
owned this house?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
A year and a half.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
How many times do you think you've been there?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Probably like fun and never once had any sort of
sexual activity with your husband.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
No, I don't know where she really has sexual activiular
husband anymore that you ever hear about it?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
If they give because she would tell us about it
without us asking that. Yeah, it's the heart. Yeah, you
can't take it.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
You can't take it. You can't take getting ravished by
your husband.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
We don't got paddles at the house. We can't be
can't be server.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
No, no, he's not sorry, things or whatever, the shocks.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Plus he can't give her like little concoction that knocks
them out in her.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Heart drinking that much. Yeah about the mouth, and yeah, no,
I don't, I don't. I don't know. I don't know.
I got coming up. Bro, it's not the maker, I said,
hopefully not. You can't have that thing clogged. I don't
know what I said. It might be other ones. There's
the different chambers.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Okay, So some chambers are okay to completely have plogged
in your heart.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah, okay, I don't want to stint. I don't want to.
They're easy, Okay, I don't want to go through my
growing No, no, thank you, he does. He wants to
put somewhere else.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Okay, So yes, and no, you guys. The sexual activity
has been uh, definitely diminished.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Uh it's not a weekly thing like no, no.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
It used to be like every week was you know,
our weird parties with drinks and outfits and whatever. But
then once Mama started not feeling so good, started feeling
a little bit on a death's doorstep for a while,
that kind of made it not fun nor sexy, especially
no smoking pot, no drinking, and so that makes me
(02:52):
extra not fun. So so yeah, so so we're still
doing it, but it's probably fun. It's cut in half
and he's definitely not enjoying it as much as he
needs to.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah, what does to live for? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I don't know. You guys, I'm sorry, you're just gonna
have to you know, hang out with me. Oh make
that face?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
So all this time, no sexual relations in Oregon?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
No, Well so when we go to Oregon, Uh, pretty much,
it's been the same thing where like, you know, my
husband's mister like, he has to fix everything. He's a
little bit ain'tal attentive, and so like things you wouldn't
think need to be done, he thinks are like a
fucking necessity and must be done. So if we go
(03:42):
for a three day weekend, if we go for four days,
five days, he has a fucking list and there's a
home depot delivery like waiting on the porch when we
get there. And I mean the majority of the time
is just me and my daughter going out and doing activities,
and he's home fixing shit, putting insulation.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Is going and doing all that shit with you.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
No, No, not basically, not at all like this, Emily,
Why are you surprised?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I don't know, You're right, because he doesn't do that. No,
I'm not he doesn't do that.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
It's crazy. He doesn't do that here.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah, and when you guys go on trips, he never
really goes with you anyway.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Uh yeah, Sometimes me and her just go on trips
by herself, like the Hut.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
When he does go on a trip, it's not like
he's going with you to do stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Right.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Well, back occasional back in the day, like when we'd
go to Hawaii because we're like renting a place, you know,
he'll go in the ocean and go boogie boarding with
us and stuff. But recently, like you know, no, he
won't either go on the trip. But if we go
to Oregon, he has a to do list that he
and there's more stuff on his to do list than
there's time. And like just like ridiculous things like the
(04:47):
wheels on the screen aren't rolling properly.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
So he's just making shit up because he doesn't want
to go do stuff.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
He could stay home, we could smoke weed, and he
could fix the wheels on the screen.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
As soon as they leave house, he's like pretending to
work and the next thing you know, he's.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Like the laptop pops up, YouTube comes on, baby comes out,
let's go, you know.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
So so there's that, which is a factor of like
why we, you know, don't aren't having fun couples type fun.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
And then the other thing is.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I don't know we have like, you know, couples type fun.
That means I don't know sex.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
I guess that's what I don't crazy alert alert everyone.
So there's that, which is issue number one. And issue
number two is our bedroom and our daughter's bedroom in
the house.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
It's just a two bedroom. Yeah, share a wall and
it's a very tiny house.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Headboard, well, I I feel like there's some sort of
noise that our.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Head wouldn't make a lot of noise.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
It's true, it's a.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Normal it's a normal size head. But this time, this trip,
there was a moment.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
And the moment. The moment was on Father's Day.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
We went out to dinner and I actually did have
a cocktail. I know, actually I actually had a cocktail,
which is wild, and he had a couple drinks. And
we got back to the house and my daughter decided
that she wanted to take a shower before bed, and
(06:32):
we're like, okay, you know, and I'm not thinking anything
of it, you know, and kind of like her mama,
especially when she washes her hair, she takes a long shower,
right her mama. And so I'm like, okay, you're gonna
take a shower. And the next thing you know is
I was wearing kind of a nicer outfit for Oregon anyway,
(06:55):
you know, kind of borderline sweats.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
But nicer outfit.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Well, okay, So so you know the outfit you may not.
I posted pictures of it that I wore when we
went to the concert at the fair.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
That's her crop top, her crop top shirt.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
A belly button that's right, crop top, and you know,
but it's not jeans and a sweatshirt.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
But the ts look good though.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
The teas do look good.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
And so my husband, because you know, he is who
he is, decided that I liked that outfit so much
he was gonna buy me the exact same outfit in
another culture. So I have the blue one which I
wore to the fair in my Instagram pictures, and then
there's also a green one as well. Look at you,
(07:45):
and the green one, for some reason, fits a little
bit tighter. That's why I don't wear it as much
as I wear the blue one. And so we get
back from dinner and he's got a bit of a
buzz on and that's with sugar, yeah, basically between his
drinks and the desserts. I mean, this guy is fucking
high as a kite. So uh, daughter walks into the
(08:09):
bedroom and I'm sorry, in to the bathroom to take
her shower, and that's when he looks at me and
says that that booty is.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Popping in those pants.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
That that's what he said, yes, to get you in
the mood.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
The booty's popping.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
I don't bad booty bee popping in those pants.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
I don't know if it was to give me in
the mood or it was just his inside voice coming out,
do you know what I mean? Saying it in like
a funny like accent, or is he just saying in
the boot the boot I think he's saying it like
he's complimenting me like that, like.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Like gorgeous to his wife. But Eddie saying it in
a joke, like like a joke, like making a joke.
He's dead seriously.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Popping.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
I would never say booty.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I'd be like, damn that.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Ass again, too far popping?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Okay, I mean for you.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Yeah, for me, I mean, you know, everything's relative in
this world.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
So for me, I guess. I guess the booty was
popping a little bit.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
And we know he does like tearing clothes off you.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
We do know. Oh please, this is a nicer outfit.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Okay, No, no, I.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Mean I don't.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
I don't own very many clothes that you know, come
from name brand places, and this does. So yeah, there,
we're not going to be We're not going to be
damaging this outfit.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
But he tells me that the booty be.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Popping, and that's when I go, oh, I know where
this is going.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Where that's what I'm Father's Day, Father's Day.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
But again I didn't enjoy as many drinks as he did.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Oh god, you know that's only birthdays.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
It's on Father's Day too, But we.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Never talked about that. He tried a hair pull once.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
It didn't go well, and I informed him it wasn't
his birthday, so.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
You don't get stuck.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Yeah, I had a ponytail in and I guess that
was too much for him to you know, handle.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
I can't imagine how fucking dramatic Sky probably was when
he pulled her ponytail she's holding her neck down to
put the neck brace. I don't need that. I can't imagine.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Yeah, so I've been told the booty is popping. And
I make the mistake of turning to look at him,
and that's when I realized, oh, he's serious here. He
does believe the booty is pop in and he's excited
about it. And that's when he's like, hey, we got
some time. She just got in the shower, and I'm like, okay, okay, okay,
(10:59):
we have we have haven't done this.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Hey, question mark, she got weird?
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Okay, okay, didn't see this come in?
Speaker 3 (11:06):
I guess I should have seen this come in. It's
Father's day, we're a married couple. You know, it's kind of.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Been a little slower around Sex Town lately, so, uh,
you know, so I should have seen lower around sex
He's the Mayor's crazy, he's mayor.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Sometimes you know, it's it's very trafficky and busy. Sometimes
it's fucking just not a car on the road. Yeah,
big time town. Uh So I'm like, okay, this this
makes sense, you know. But again, she's just in the shower.
So does I know he doesn't, But this got it's
(11:49):
this or nothing. Okay, right, Uh so this all starts quick,
quickie starts.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
And here's another thing.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Our doors are never closed, Like, our doors in our
rooms are never closed.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Really weird.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Yeah, Like, I don't know why. It's the same.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
At our house here in San Diego, the doors in
every room are pretty much always open.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
I don't know why. You know we close bathroom doors. Well,
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
I don't always, but the rest of my family closes
bathroom doors. But if somebody's door to the room is closed,
it's almost weird. Right, But we know our daughter is
in the shower, so we got we got time bedroom
door open, she's in the shower.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Great, we're gonna do this real quick.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
You're not gonna close the door, well, because we're gonna be.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Done by the time she gets out of the shower.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
I'm expect risk, I'm expecting like a fifteen minute shower,
right because she's I'm assuming she's washing her hands.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Jar right, No, because I just wide open. I don't
even I don't even.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Think about it.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yeah, because the water's running, she's in the shower.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Like, we're good, right, And then so we're like two
minutes into this bad boy, And all of a sudden,
I hear the water in the shower shut off.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
And I wash her face and I'm like, oh fux,
she's not washing her hair.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
She's she's probably just just off a pre bed.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
She's like, Mama, she probablyn't even use soap.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
I started purchasing face, So can you back off? So?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Oh, ship, what do we do?
Speaker 4 (13:26):
And we know if we close our bedroom door, it's
gonna be weird. It's gonna be like something's wrong. Like
she'll see that and be like something, everything's weird.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Everything everything is weird. Uh, So we then quickly.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Kind of waddle into our our bathroom that's connected to
our bedroom, right, and we close the door and turn
the sink on because like because because running water is
gonna is gonna make it normal that I feel like
that's even we that weirder to just turn the eat anything,
like why are they in there together?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
That's a risk. One time when in Vegas, I was
sharing a room with my buddy b Dub and uh
he brought home a gal yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
And too hello Hello?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
What to mask the sounds in the bed, because you know,
we were sharing room from Vegas. To mask the sounds
of what was going on in the bathroom. He turned
the shower on. Well, you didn't realize turned on hot.
So next thing, you know, hot and steamy in there.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
And you know what, he's a sweater.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
He's a sweater. No, I just got really really ugly
really fast. That didn't work out for you. Gotta be careful.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Okay, So were the sinks on? I don't, I don't.
I don't recall if we went hot or cold.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
But the sink is on full blast and we're like, okay,
we're just going to finish this up real quick, standing city.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
On the ground. What are we doing here there?
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Yes, he's popping, is popping in the kind of because
I just think I'm just gonna brace myself on the counter.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Girl.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
But then I realized the angle is not so good.
So I do my head down, but the waters run
this is the most.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
For a second, I consider, do I put my do
I thaw my hands on the toilet, the lid down
with the lint.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Yeah, I figure that's that's kind of a weird visual
for my husband.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Everything about this is a weird visual.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Yeah, yeah, I agree, And so we give that a
try for another two minutes, and then then my husband
finally goes, this is too weird, this isn't gonna work,
and I go, I agree, thank you.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
So later on, like when she's sleeping, did you like
give him like a hand job? Finish there, mouth the south,
let's go.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
No no, none of none of that.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
No no, So I basically said, Okay, I got to
get out of here.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Because she's gonna come out.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
I wonder, why are mom and dad in the bathroom
together with the sink running for like seven minutes.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
We're just taking a ship together.
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