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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, guys, I'm a little ashamed to admit this, but
for the first time in almost seven months, I broke
my diet. Excuse me, I know, I know, for the
first time in seven months, I ate fast food, went
(00:20):
for it. Well, there was a reason. It was because
that damn Enterito is back.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Over a year, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for
that part the show's after show starts now.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I know what where the hell wells?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
You know, I've been very diligent about this damn die Well.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Seriously, you don't need you don't need it. What is
your fucking Look at her?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
She's look at her, she's fucking giddy.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Oh my god about something else?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
What a weird.
Speaker 6 (01:07):
Every day it's like at home she has an Eddie
voodoo doll and she's like feeding at junk food every day,
just waiting for this.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Love when people fail. She loves people get fired. Last
last last week was the grazest week of her life.
Speaker 7 (01:23):
Okay, it's crazy, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, listen.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
So I've been very strict with my diet for over
six months. I've been sticking to it. I mean literally
have not had any fast food. My donut love is dead.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Have you had one?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You have not single one.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
That's which was.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Crazy because by the end of last year I was
having him weekly, which is more.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Than weekly, Like oh please, it was like every other day.
There were fucking donuts in here.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
It was not good.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
It was good.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Uh, And then you know, I would just eat terribly,
you know, for the rest of the time, and so
it just wasn't was bad, And so made.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
All the changes.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
At the beginning of the year. I eat the same
thing every single morning for my breakfast.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
It's insane.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I haven't changed once.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
I can't believe you eat that every day?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
How are you not sick of it yet?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Because I'm losing weight. It's not there. There's days where
I go, ah, man, I'm going to have that again.
But then I eat it and it's not bad. I
still don't mind it, but it's getting a little bit
tougher for sure. But when I see the results, I'm like, well,
I'm gonna I have to stick to it.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
But can't you switch it up with something else that's
like healthy?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
You probably, but this is so easy, It's so easy
to eat. So that's just what I do. Now it's
just part of my It's part of my life.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Wow, I was thinking about it.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
I wish I was thinking about you the other day
because you do the overnight oats and then you always
put berries in it. And the other morning, when we
were on vacation, I was having oats stupid cholesterol, and
we had run out of berries, and so I chopped
up an apple really small into little pieces, and I'm like,
would ed he go for this?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Or would this or or would he?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Just like, no, yeah, I would, but it wouldn't be
my first choice.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
No apple pie.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
It's like apples cin you.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I don't I wouldn't see I knew I would eat it.
I mean if I had nothing else, or peaches or something.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
The rest of your meals look like throughout the day,
you don't really have a lunch, right normally.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I I graze a little bit because you're supposed to
do that. You know, you're supposed to eat little things,
you know, here and there, it's all graze a little bit,
mostly protein or fruits or things like that, healthy things.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I don't know what. I don't know why. That's funny.
I'm learning.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I learned it from my mentor. I mean, he's the
one that told me that's what you're supposed to do.
Speaker 8 (03:50):
I don't sorry, and you're talking to somebout I never
eats carves, right, I mean eat cars more than anybody's crazy,
absolutely on the planet.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Though I have fallen off, not my eating is still
pretty good.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Look at my face. Do you see the big smile
on my face?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
No, more of a more of a shocking.
Speaker 7 (04:13):
Don't say that I had a good run starting oue,
you're dumb January, Emily, you told us you don't eat
carbs thing, like what a month and a half ago. No,
but I started like really eating healthy in January. I
didn't like talk about it, but I was going to
the gym. Remember I was going to gym since the
new year.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I give you, I give you credit.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I am able to give you credit, but thank you.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Because she can't, she won't do it.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
It's not true.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
You just laughed when I said I ate fucking fast
food in my face.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
It's refreshing.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Okay, it's refreshing.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Hey.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Well maybe because she's been harboring the secret that she
fell off.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
She didn't say really over the last since we were
on vacation and I just fell off.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Like I'm still eating.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Very healthy, drinking every day every day, but like no,
but like morning and.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Night morning.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Sis at least two packs, but they're ultra lights.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
That's not true. I just haven't gone to the gym
in like two weeks.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
You're done.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
You're done.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
I don't say that. I really want to go back,
just to have the boot on through the weekend.
Speaker 7 (05:21):
And then you were going when you had the boot,
that's correct, and it's just so weird.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
It was too difficult the bike.
Speaker 8 (05:27):
I hate to tell you, because I know how the
gym works. Once you stop going, you're not going to
go back for a while until you eventually go back.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
So you're not. She won't go back till after summer,
the end of summer, the summer summer, maybe January back.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
That's what happens.
Speaker 7 (05:53):
It's not fun in homework out. No, that's not going
to happen right now. Maybe next week will okay next
but hey.
Speaker 8 (06:01):
But hey, Emily Eddie had an enturido though.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
She thinks it's funny.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah, So I've been diligent, really haven't been eating anything bad.
I guess I grazed throughout the day a little bit,
and then I cut all portions in half. So what
I was eating before is now.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
Half and that's made you lose That's crazy just the
portion because you're still eat a little bit of pasta,
but it's.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Not like just a tiny amount.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Wow, And are you like fold now?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Because just so the point, it's crazy smaller portion, like
like when I try to eat more, I physically can't.
It's weird and I don't know, it's just the way
it is. So yeah, it's been good. Uh you know,
obviously lost a tone of weight, which is fantastic.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Excel Wow, that was another new one. How many more
of those do we have?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Covin? That's it for this week?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Okay, Yeah, but I did get that Mason Miller shirt
that I really wanted worked with game last week, so.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I have a few.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
But yeah, you know, it's been great, and I because
I'm seeing the results, I haven't wanted to have any
cheats or anything like that, so like desserts and anything
like that, I've been staying away from. It's been it's
been really good, and so I've been really trying to
be stay strict about it and you know, not have
any kind of mess ups or anything like that. Then
(07:20):
of course they fucking announce that they're bringing back the
in curito, which is like my crypto bro.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
The universe does things like this to test you.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
It's fucked up.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Yeah, because I love that in touredo man, thank you
for mentioning it really was.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
It went viral, It went viral, it brought it back,
It brought it back, Eddie man.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
It was huge, Yes, it was.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
It was no big. It only lasted a week.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Well listen, listen, they at least did it.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I appreciated it and so enjoyed it, enjoyed my run
back then. You know, this was back when we were
having talk about Thursdays and things like that. But yeah,
because it only lasted a week, I had it the
one time on talk about Thursday, and then it was
fucking gone again.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
And yeah, you tried to order it the following week
and it was gone.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
You were so pick.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
For a week. It was bullshit.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
And so there's only a couple of fast food items
that may make me cheat. The McRib would be one
and the inturido would be the other. Really well, I
mean I got to have a McRib during mcgrib season.
Come on, it only comes around what's a year, It
comes around what's in December usually, Okay, we'll see, we'll
see what happens.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Hey, you'll finally have that, you have McRib all the
carbs in it. You'll catch up to Emily.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Hey, I don't want that.
Speaker 8 (08:36):
Stop it.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
No, I don't want to make you sad.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
But if they brought back quote soupy aka soup plantation,
well screens not bad. Well, but we all know like
very few people actually eat healthy there. You put a
bunch of salad dressing on, you're getting breadsticks, you get
would you still stick to smaller portion, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I mean, you know you you used to see people
at Zoo Plantation have that giant volcano of salad and
things like that as their starter.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
No, I would have salad and soup when I go there.
I don't know that I would crush the lava cake
or anything like that anymore.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Just a small salad. It was little skinny, bitching going vinaigrette.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Maybe just a squeeze lemons.
Speaker 8 (09:25):
Yeah, and I don't do greens anymore.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
But when you did, she's just sticking sticking with the desserts.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I mean, I have cord.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Did I eat a handful of old fish yesterday?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Almost every night? What I do?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 6 (09:45):
That?
Speaker 5 (09:46):
She's a protein bro? But I still.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
So. We had heard that the Enturito was coming back,
which I was like, damn it, I don't want to.
I don't want to go back. I I don't want to.
I don't want that life anymore.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
So good, so good.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
It's not almost every night, bro, She's awful, awful.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
She wants me to wants not true, she would deserve
to live a little.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
She wants you to be fat, and she's kind of
a liar.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Hey shut up.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
So last week I knew it was back, and I
was rout running errands and I was starting to get
hungry for some lunch, and I went, oh, oh, what
what happened? And well, I know that the enturido is
back at Taco Bell. I haven't had fucking Taco Bell
since December?
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Pretty wild?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Would my body even be able to process?
Speaker 5 (10:41):
It's just going to be confused.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
My mess of my stomach. You know, when you get
rid of that ship and you start to clean, you
put that garbage inside you. It's not good, Emily. I mean,
you wouldn't know what And I called my daughter who
was home at the time. I said, hey, I'm gonna
get lunch. Would what would you want? And I gave
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her a couple of options, and I said, you know
them all. Inturrido's back at Taco Bell never had one,
and she's like, no, I never had one.
Speaker 8 (11:14):
She goes silent, like in a movie where she just
drops the phone. And as you mentioned taco, you know
what I mean. No, I just dropped the ground. She
was okay, she was okay, and then you hear Eddie go.
Taylor was more excited.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
She's like, I can't have a baha blast did she really.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
Said?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
So? I was all right, bucket, we're doing this. I'm
doing this. I gotta have it.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I gotta have an inturido. So they got me. So
I got an inturido, and I broke my diet for
the first time really in seven months.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Almost had a taste.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Yeah, how was it?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Was it?
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Everything you remember?
Speaker 6 (11:57):
Was it a little bit of a letdown, because sometimes
we remember things better than they actually are.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
It was heaven, bro, And I only got one, okay.
And if you don't know what nturido is, it's basically
like an enchilada kind of you know, it's weird, but uh,
back in the day, I would always get two because
one one's.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
That gonna fill me up and I ate the one
and I was full.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
But I regretted not getting two because I was it
was so good, and I was like, you know, when's
this thing going to disappear to have more?
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Well, there's a Taco Bell right down the street.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Asshole, asshole. I know you want me to be fair.
I want you to be That was it?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
That was it? Done? Nope, not again.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
You got your taste and you're good.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I think so, but it's like crack man. You have
a little taste and then you're like, fuck so good.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Once you go, once you go in curio, you never go.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
What trying to figure that one out? But no, mom,
one and done.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
It was delicious And if I'm going to cheat, that's
probably what I was going to cheat for. But that's it.
Don't be sad by now.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Now I want Taco Bell and now I want to
go
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Well, you probably will, tub tub