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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't know how he does it. But Emily's son,
Reid has had more girlfriends than I think I had
by the time I was thirty and he's fifteen. Yeah, kid,
ladies man, he loves the lady. He loves the ladies.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Man.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Well, we have breaking news what Reid has a brand
new girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the one podcast
over a year he completely uncensored and unacting filtered except
for that part. The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
So I'm sure you remember when we were breaking down
the hot bonfire. It was happening at Emily's house.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Broke down a couple people.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Well you were making those ham and cheese sandwiches like
an idiot, hey, and you know all that stuff was
going on. Well, that was kind of all because Reid
is kind of was seeing this girl and so they
wanted to get together. His friends had girls and they
were you know, it's a big deal.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
All the girls are the friends together, all the girls are.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Like the TV show. Yeah, so that was the last
we kind of had talked about that and the last
we had heard that you know, read like the girl
and you know they were doing this bonfire thing. Well,
things really escalated. Yes, it's getting pretty serious, and so
I guess we finally made this official official. Now we
(01:34):
knew that this was sort of happening off the air.
We were been talking about it with Emily and hearing like
different things were going down and that there was a
big plan. Yeah, because you don't just I guess in
this day and age of Instagram and social media, you
don't just throw it out there. You know, you don't
text or call girl and just say hey, my girlfriend girlfriend,
(01:56):
you know that sort of thing like we used to
do as dummies, you know when we were kids. Uh No,
now it's a it's a big to do about asking.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I didn't know.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Yeah, yeah, Like they've been talking for a couple of
months now, but like just as friends. But he liked
her obviously, but more so just texting, and then it
escalated to them like actually hanging out in groups. But
then like over the last couple of weeks, he like
decided that he wants to ask her to be his girlfriend.
And so like I've been asking, and like I've been
(02:25):
sharing with you guys, and you guys have been asking,
So did it happen?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Did it happen?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yet?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
For the last like.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Three weeks, you like you still love me? More?
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Right?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I know?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
I know as of now?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
He shut the fuck up?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
WHOA I assume would she start? Do you think?
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Because Emily, where's her necklace?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Says read?
Speaker 6 (02:46):
Do you think you're gonna look in your your jewelry
box and be like.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Where did that go?
Speaker 6 (02:49):
And then she's gonna walk in wearing it? Do you
think that's gonna happen? No?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Man, she had touched my ship. She's so serious.
Speaker 7 (03:01):
No, Emily, I had assumed once you told us that
Reid had made this decision and told you that like
the next day we were going to hear their boyfriend
and girlfriend. Like I was surprised. I'm like, what are
you waiting for?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Going on?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
So like I kind of thought that too, And that's
when I would ask, would go, hey, did you because
I knew that they had been talking like all night
the night before or whatever, and so I'd be like,
home from we're talking to him or he could get
home from school, and I'm like, hey, did you ask
her yet? And he's like no, And then I said, well,
what are you waiting for? And he said, I want
the time to be right, and I also need to
have flowers to give her.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
Oh wow, what a little Romeo.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
So he went and wanted to wait for the timing
radio he wanted both. The timing had to be right
and both and then he also had to.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Don't have sky film it.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Yeah, don't have sky film it.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
She'll ruin it.
Speaker 7 (03:43):
Okay, he didn't need to do that right now.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Two things.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
One, I don't disagree that. I'm sure kids love their
Instagram want this whole thing. But also, I mean, this
is he's Emily.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
That's true.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
I mean he's Emily as much as kids, as much
as kids want to be on camera and do this
nice which is over the top ridiculous. He's Emily, So
it's gonna as it's gonna be over the top like
you like for Instagram. But then it's gonna be even
more over the top because he's minny Emily.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
He does operate very similar to me. He likes to
overthink things and over plan things exactly like he went
to the beach yesterday and I didn't know that he
was talking to her about bringing cherries to the beach
and you're going to pack waterloo seltzers.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
That's ridiculous. That's just why does any of that matter.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
But he wants to make sure everything's set. But you're
just it's a lot.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
I can't even imagine, like a guy that age like
thinking back, Oh my god, they wouldn't even think about it.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
We need to bring water losing cherries. I look at
my I look at my buddy and go, what the
are you? We'll just stop at a pizza place and
then we start calling him names. I can't stay on
the air anymore.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Different times, so different times, guys.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I unintentionally got involved in this.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
What how it was crazy?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
So on Sunday I went to go see my girl
Joe got my haircut, and right across the street from
Joe's is Vonn's, and so I go, oh, I'll kill
two birds. I'll go get my haircut and then I'll
go across the street and do my weekly grocery shopping
chip at vonce. So I'm in le Mesa, you know
which I don't find myself. Well, I actually find myself.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
In the.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Bud, but my grocery shopping is not usually there. That
used to be my shopping spot but not anymore. So
I go in do all my shopping, and then after
I checked out, I'm walking out, And as I'm walking out,
in the front area of the Vaughans is where the
florest is. And so I'm going up and I look
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over where and I go, is that fucking Read? And
I see him, and I see he's like shopping flowers.
He's like looking at all the different ones. He's on
FaceTime with somebody and they're like looking at the flowers
and doing all kinds of stuff and he's talking. I'm
assuming I have no right.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
He's on FaceTime with another girl friend of hers trying
to get advice on flowers.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Which is so fucking insane.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
It is so insane and so over the top because
you're setting the bar way too high.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Read, He's got to know which ones you're She likes
gerber daisy. You gotta you know, you gotta go. Don't
know what a gerber daisy is.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
So I roll up and I'm like, hey, what's up Red?
And this kid, it was like I caught him stealing
something Like he immediately hangs up his face time and
then freaks out and turns around and goes, what's up, Eddie,
And I was like, dude, it's okay, And it was
like I caught him.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
He doesn't want He doesn't want you to tell this
girl that he wants to. I don't another girl. I
don't want blow. He doesn't know if any knows bro code,
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I didn't. I didn't see who he was talking to.
But he immediately like hung up on him. I'm like, Jesus, dude,
and so, uh, I go, hell, what are you doing? Nothing?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Did you say nothing? Nothing?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Said nothing? And then immediately goes, oh, my dad's around
here somewhere, like get the hell away from Like, I'm
gonna go talk to him. But so I could see.
I knew what was going on because I had talked
to him. We talked about it, and so I knew
why he was so nervous and I freaked out. But
I'm not gonna I was gonna bust his tops about it,
you know. So we talked about baseball a little bit,
(07:26):
and I just got kind of stuffed down for a
little bit, and I kind of was waiting for Robert.
But who knows where that fucking guy was.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Well, I'll tell you I found out where Robert was
the whole time.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
He was knee deep in the fucking fried chicken area
get into but he bought a whole bucket of chicken.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
From the from the roof for himself. He likes to
be a chicken like that by himself.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
So that's what he was doing, was doing that I
never never saw. And so I saw, you know that
he was buying flowers, and I so I know, Okay,
we're right around the corner. What's happening. And so yesterday
was the big proposal day.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yesterday was the big proposal day.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Like I said a few minutes ago, they were planning
a big beach day, hang out at the beach all afternoon.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
No bonfire, but hang out at the beach sandwiches. I
did make him a Hammichees sandwich. Are you asked for one?
Like for the cooler, for him to have a sandwich.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
I wonder if he told his chick that, yes, you
can't cut the cord.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
He he made that.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
He made it sandwiches.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
It was just for him.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
He didn't make her.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Just for him. I didn't know.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
I made his homie one that was at the house
because they bought that half before they left, and the
past the.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Rest of the second half later.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
So did the homies go to or what him and
her homies?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
It was him and his two buddies. So there's three dudes.
And then as I as far as I know, like
two or three girls was his.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Plan to like go to the side, or like, how
is he going to do this?
Speaker 6 (08:53):
I'd be so embarrassed doing this in front of my
want to do that at that age, I'd be so
embarrassed to this in front of.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
My wouldn't you maybe go to Belmont Park hang out
with her for a little bit and maybe if you
do a little walk on the beach and then you
say it, yeah, but that's very and then where are
the flowers? Well, that's great question. That's the thing.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
The shades man has to get in there and put
him under his arm, like, dude down a little.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Bit, rob bring it down, Robert. Robert used to court ladies. Okay, so.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
You give him a cigarette and get him pregnant.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Fifty That was easy.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
It was easy.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
This up.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
It was knocked her up, Okay.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
I know that. When I saw the flowers when he
was getting ready to the beach, it was just okay.
By the way, he just bought one stem of stargazer lilies,
which is weird.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
It wasn't a bouquet. Oh, like like you know, what.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Are the ones that are like the white one, the
white and the white and the bank. Yeah, and like
most chicks love those. I guess that's the one that
she's like, it's.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Just one stem my god. Hey.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
And it was just sitting in a vase just with
water at the beach at the house. And so I
asked him how he's planning on transporting that because those
things are delicate and there's no like cell of fame
around it, Like.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
When you bring that to the beach and everybody's there,
every sees it.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Everybody sees it. So he put it in a water
bottle to travel with. But like I just like you said,
so I actually don't know the minute details of.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
Everybody was first buddy, like John John actually.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
But one could assume that the minute she got there,
because they got there like an hour before the girls
got there, one would assume that they will just because
they wanted to go to the beach sooner and the
girls weren't going to be able to get a ride
down into two thirty or three.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Well, yeah, by the weed first, not my red, you're weedy.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Hey, So what what I would assume is that when
she arrived, she saw them and his friend knew what
was going on.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
He knew, and I met.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
He asked her right away when he gave her a
hug to say hi, he probably asked her my girlfriend
and hands with the flowers.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
Yeah, which is sweet, but like as if I was
a friend, if I was a friend of Reed's, he'd
be called flower boy.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
The rest of us, no, man, like that's.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
What we'd be doing. We were fifteen, there are mature.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Clearly there meant yes, so I did.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
I did see a photo of them posing at the
beach holding said flowers.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
What a what a grand gesture? Though it's too much.
Man's kind of crazy. It's like, what are they going
to do?
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Like when it's like his because like three month anniversary
I remember was a big deal when I was fifteen.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Three months.
Speaker 6 (11:44):
I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
I don't know why every quarter like what, I.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
Don't know, I don't know why, but I remember like
that for some reason, And.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
What's he going to do?
Speaker 6 (11:52):
Like for there one? Like what he's he's going to
run out of ship to think of?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Like I don't know, I don't know. That's what I
did when I was listen when I first finally got
a girl to like me, like you go over the top,
you do do this. I mean I was an idiot,
wear that doubt. Yeah, I mean I was a fucking idiot.
Like my first girlfriend. I mean I remember we first
(12:17):
started dating and I bought her a like brand new
gold necklace.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Stop and gold, like maybe maybe Claires.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Whatever, you know, their little department, you know, save up
my fucking allowance to buy her a stupid necklace or whatever.
I did that, you know, and then we broke up
like the next week, and I'm like, fuck yeah, comic books.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
I never never forget when this one kid bought me
or gave me one of his parents. I was in
elementary school and it was like sixth or seventh grade,
and they gave me one of his mom's anniversary rings
that was in her jewelry box. Because it was real,
and the moment the mom had to call my mom
and give it and he had to give it back
obviously was that crazy.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Was real, like diamonds in it.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
My god.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
So when I said that is probably gonna steal the
red necklace and give it to his girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Not that far off I started. I was talking to
a girl and we would talk on the phone a lot.
And she was having I don't know, her phone wasn't
very good and was like cutting out or whatever. I
remember it was like like really annoying. So what old
little Eddie do what? I rode my bike down the
radio shack and bought her a brand new phone. You
bought it. It was literally like twelve bucks. It was
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like it was like a pink phone. I'll never forget it,
you know, you know whatever, and I and I gave
it to her, and I thought I'm the man, and
then we like stopped talking, and I'm like, I was
like what.
Speaker 6 (13:43):
I can see her thinking, oh God, okay, I'll answer
the phone.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Hey, this is read Man answer rotary phone Emily