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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yesterday, I was home alone. Yeah, I was crazy, very
rare that I am home by myself for more than
a couple hours here and there.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
You get excited as Emily gets she's home alone.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Emily is weirdly excited when she doesn't have but then
she misses them like.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Immediately, then then miss them, and then you know, other things,
other feelings come into play.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
So this will come as a surprise to nobody. But
my wife and kids were at Disneyland, but no, they
were meeting my niece and her daughter up there. They
decided they were going to stay the night and be
at the park forever. And so I was by myself,
home alone. Yeah, and so luckily no wet bandits, but
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I did have some sort of spirit encounter. We ain't
done yet. Think it's time for the podcast.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
A year completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that
part The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Now listen. I'm a grown ass man. I'm kind of badass.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
A bad I don't really I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I'll take you right out. You show up at my house,
I'm taking you off. I'll take anybody, anybody. I don't
give an.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Okay, no, some people I see a mm a fight.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
No, I'm talking a big game. I'll be honest with you.
I was scared scared.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
I do remember the night that there was a police activity.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
In your neighborhood and you just decided to stay in
bed and had your wife go investigate.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
What was that's on her?
Speaker 6 (01:52):
Man?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Wait a minute, she wants to go check it out.
I had I had disease to catch. I thought you were,
but I wasn't scared at that point. I went to sleep.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
He was actually too unscared. I remember. Wasn't there time too?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Was that the time when there was somebody like loose
that they were chasing.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
In my backyard? I didn't even get.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Out the guy was the purpose in your backyard?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Maybe? Yeah, he was probably hiding in gram Nancy's house.
I'm not getting up, but whatever. So yeah, I uh,
there's not lots kind of scare me these days. It
is what it is, you know. But usually I do
have my my wife, who you know, can take care
of business if need be. She's better shot than me,
so you know, I'm I'm usually not scared. Last night, though,
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twinge of what I wouldn't say scared, but I mean
there was a twinge of something going on. I was, Yeah,
it was a little weird, to be honest. So I'm
home alone, you know, which was nice. You know, I
what to do anything. I actually went to meet a
buddy for a drink, which I rarely do.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
It's always a fun way to start it. Either.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
No, he just got one advertiser and shared it.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
No, I mean why would I do that?
Speaker 6 (03:04):
What did What did you get for a drink? Because
I know you're on a health journey. You're a skinny
bitch now, So I didn't go skinny mark beer.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I'm a man, okayiate.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Beer, bro like beer? Uh no, Corona?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Yeah this guys do it.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
So I met a buddy for a beer for a drink,
and then ran a couple of errands, came home in
time for the All Star game. Man stuff, he did
have some leftovers.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Was it pizza?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
It wasn't pizza? And then watch the All Star Game
and then just kind of you know, watch random Ship
and then I was ready for bed. And I wouldn't
say nine nine man a man who drinks beer, I
don't go n night Okay, what are you doing? What
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do you do it? And so I have a normal
nighttime routine. I am the one that is in charge
of taking the dog out, putting her to bed. I
turning off all the lights, checking the doors, and that
kind of shit. That's just my nightly routine. I'm the
one in charge of that. And then I go back
to the bedroom and then that's when I you know,
(04:25):
brush my teeth and all that stuff.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Does she sleep that night?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yes, Yes, she's a great sleeper. Yes, And so she asked.
Since she was a puppy, so she's very used to it.
I mean, once I take her out, put her, take
her off the least, she goes right to bed. She's great.
And so I was doing my nighttime routine last night.
But it's weird because I'm by myself, you know. So
it's just different. But closing up, chop, take the dog out,
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put her to bed, night nighttime. Okay. So I go
back to the bedroom brushing the chomps like every single
one of them, I rush, every single one of them. Yeah,
gotta get him, get them. When all of a sudden,
I hear something and I'm like, huh, that's weird. My
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dog only will growl and bark if she sees somebody. Okay,
so you know, we have a front window. If there's
a walker that's you know, going we have like a
kind of cold a sack area where we live, and
so if there's somebody that randomly walks up my hill
and goes in this could a sack, she'll bark and
go crazy or whatever ups driver obviously, uh you know,
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whatever delivery person. You know, she'll bark and go crazy.
But that's the only time. She's not much of a
barker other than that, And we don't have a lot
of traffic in our area, so it doesn't happen that often.
She sees a walker, I always got to do a thing.
It's a walker, It's okay, they can be there, relax,
and I do this the whole bit with her, and
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it's you know fine. And so at nighttime, it doesn't
matter if there's fire words, it doesn't matter if whatever's
going on. She's not gonna ever really bark or growl
or anything like that. That doesn't really ever happen.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Must be nice.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Oh do your dogs bark a lot?
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Yeah, And they'll like because they're not great sleepers, so
they'll like look out the window and if like, because
you know, I mean, I think like most places outside
they'll be like rodents or lizards, or even if those
things run by, it gets them going, or the or
if they see car lights just like through the upper
windows go by, they gotta get up and start barking
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at the door.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
You sleep.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
Imagine, Well, the good the good thing is is, uh,
you know, they love mama the most, so when I
go to.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Bed, she's Mama, Mama.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Guys, when I go to bed, they'll come and jump
in bed with me. And then normally, you know, they
don't see any of that stuff because the bedroom's at
the back of the house.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
So normally it's.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
What do the dogs do when they hear.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Really, you don't have to make the hand ship.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I actually didn't know what he was talking.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
You didn't because so the hand motion helped it.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I didn't do that. I didn't do that last night
I was home. I didn't. I didn't I did it.
I did it. It's very soft today.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
So anyway, so you're very lucky that your dog like
doesn't bar that just random ship.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
No, it's good. But again, we don't have a ton
of people coming around or whatever. But it was good.
If there is a prowler or something, my dog will
make noise or whatever. Then I you know, something's going on.
So I'm back getting my chomps done, you and all
my stuff. All lights are out in the house, soft hand,
I'm home by myself. That's already long done. He took
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advantage of that. I mean, let's go. I got Diddy
Diddy party going on by myself. Oh yeah, I'm oiled up.
Oh yeah, that was a good time. Uh and so no,
all lights are out in the house, everything's done. I'm
just in back in my bedroom and my bedroom light
is off. I'm just got my bathroom light on and
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I'm getting my night time routine before I turn the
TV on. But I watch a little TV before I
fall asleep. When all of a sudden, I hear my
dog starting to growl grows, and I'm like, what the hell?
Then she starts barking up and I'm like, oh shit, Like,
what the fuck is this? Yeah, and I'm so me
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My first thought is, oh, did Debora order something? Is
some random Amazon delivery driver dropping something off at freaking
you know, nine o'clock at night, Like that's annoying, But
that's my only guess this possibly could be. So I
get I go all right, I'm gonna go. I gotta investigate. Unfortunately,
my wife's out here, send her out front frontline. Yeah, style.
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So I'm in my underwears, and I'm like, oh, man,
is there actually is something that goes going down? I'm
finding my underwear, you know, let's go. But then probably
scare him off a little bit like that he was junk,
That's what I would guess. What I would guess.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Didn't know we had an anaconda.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
That's a weapon. Is that guy caring a bat?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I don't know. So I walk out there, peek outside
the front door. No packages, nothing out there, no packaging packages.
Dogs still rustling around in there, growling.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Oh still growling.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
What what the I'm looking around? You know, I do
the investigating. Turn some lights on, look around nothing nothing, okay,
huh okay, turn everything off. Tell her to shut up.
I mean you got I'm dominant. Bro. Walk back to the.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Guy gives her dogs lectures on why they should because hey, noogles,
you can't bark right now.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
It's okay if you do. If you do, I don't
want to be mad.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah, you gotta be careful.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Inside feelings.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Go back to the bedroom and then barking starts again.
And what is going on? This is making any sense?
Speaker 4 (10:03):
I don't like this up.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
So now I've already investigated. I know there's nobody around,
what is it?
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Well we know?
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Well then my mind starts spinning, and immediately I think
of these two ladies who for years claim that I
haunted by some sort of spirits.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
It's fucking clear how many things.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I mean, dogs do this ship all.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
The time, to be honest, mine doesn't, not Eddie's.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
And we all know dogs can see and hear things there,
but the dogs like people from the other side that
the dogs.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Could have realized. I mean, when was the last time
it was just Eddie in the house but by himself.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I did feel like she was confused.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
So she was confused, and she was probably waiting for
Deborah and the kids to come home. Thought she heard
something and was like.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
And then a spirit fucking walks through the Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Hope you get I hope that happens to you.
Speaker 6 (11:02):
Bad bad parents want to visit grandparents.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
Have a chat?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Are your grandparents in my house?
Speaker 6 (11:10):
He wants me to bed by a bad go I'm
sorry you don't demon.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I hope a demon.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
It's not cool.
Speaker 6 (11:22):
I've been watching a lot of stranger things lately. Putting
that ship on me, I hope I don't need that.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Are you feeling like scared at this point?
Speaker 4 (11:31):
So it's the room cold?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
No, No, it's actually weirdly hot. So I do have
my mind start spinning now. Of I don't know. There's
nothing going on. I'm no Amazon driver. There's nobody been
roaming around. I'm looking around. Nothing's going on, and you
guys are getting in my head.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Well, we're just telling you the truth.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
I'm home alone, like what I remember.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
You're a bad But but I.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Can't find the spirit. If there is a ghost in
here and he sees my my giant joint, he's not
going to be scared off, scared off.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Those are scared.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I can't shoot him.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Those guys aren't scared of that.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
I can't shoot a spirit. It's so I got scared.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Cat, Really did you talk to them?
Speaker 5 (12:20):
What?
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Well?
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Because sometimes you know, tell them.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Yeah, this is why a demon needs to I don't
talk to though. If if a demon went after Sky,
she'd be able to annoy the funk out of well
the demon.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
The demon would think she's the demon with that voice.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
You should going on.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Really, Yeah, I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Well, that's scary.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I was a little nervous.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
Yeah, I got really scared at my house recently.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Sorry, So this is like I get scared every single morning.
That's why Robert has to walk you to.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
You terrified to go to my car, walks into my
car because I'm convinced that there's always somebody every more
waiting behind my car.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
No, okay, well Robert, yeah, real badas.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Real badass, that's what he is.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
So I recently had to stay home alone for the
night overnight, and Robert Reid went on some fishing trip
or something for the night or the day through the night,
and so I have come over. No, I didn't have
a I mean, I'm with somebody. I didn't have a guy.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Do you have soft hands like Eddie did?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Did you get after it?
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Of course I didn't.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Okay there, yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Well no, not with them there.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
But I mean i'm you know Robert, Yeah, I mean
Robert goes to work every day.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
You know.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
There was a ditty party, some wine had been had,
the whole thing. Okay, And so this is actually the
second time I've been home alone. The other time was
like months ago for some other thing that Robert would do.
And I haven't told you guys about this yet, but
there's something that I do when I'm home alone overst
I don't have ghosts. I prep the house when I
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go to sleep. And what that entailed.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
The wine bottles are right next to the bed.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Or she puts it right by the front door, so
if somebody opens the front door and fall over.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
I mean, I have alarms on the already at the
door open, already in the trash.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Puts down micro machines Michael Jordan on a train going
around the window. She knows what she's doing.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Okay, keep for saying that.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
And then in addition to all that other stuff on
the couch, just in case somebody for some reason can
look into my house, which they can't, I get a
bunch of pillows on the couch and I put the
the blanket around it and make it look like it's
sleeping on its side, like there's a person sleeping on
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my couch.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
And then I leave you all night.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
That's insane, the TV on all night.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
I thought she was gonna say, like, I leave the
whole light on.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
You also sing the Angel Song to the because you
really believe that someone is there
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Stirred off, stared off, the is going on here?