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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Apparently Emily has a question for us. This is always awkward. Yes,
apparently she has a house cleaner.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Somebody fancy my mom doesn't pay for.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
It, living like Alice, Alice, I don't know. Well, apparently
Emily is going to offer something to the house cleaner.
Wants to know if it's cool or not.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
It's time for podcast yet.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part the
show's after show starts.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
You don't need to look at me like that.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
And you know you roll like that?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Girl.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
You have such a small house, you can't clean your
own house?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I mean I'm always tidying and cleaning the cop my
living room in my kitchen, which is the same room basically.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
It's very small, but it's always clean in there.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
So how long is it on your couch?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
And how long is this person there? For?
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Like fifteen minutes if everything's already and it's so small.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
To be honest, I don't know what the fuck takes
her so long, but she's there. She gets there at
like eight eight thirty and then she doesn't leave until one, okay,
which is kind of a long time.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Pretty good, Yeah, she does a really good.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
I can't imagine how crazy it is.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Though, you know, especially the boys bathroom. That's probably like.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
The clothes and things she has.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I mean, I keep my stuff pretty tidy. You were there,
you were at my house recently, you saw it.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Mess.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
It's pretty tidy, mess, pretty tighty.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
But for some I think just because I read my
son and like, also there's dirt, Like all of our
whole front yard is dirt, and so he's always righting
ries a dirt.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Bike out front something into the house.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
And no, but it just kicks up dirt. We have
the windows open a lot, so it just gets messy.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Does she have to pick up Robert's underwear from the
living room?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
No, she doesn't because I make Read and Robert do
a clean, a pre clean. We all pre clean before
the cleaner, so everything's up tidy.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
You clean before the cleaner.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Yeah, so she can get in there.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Okay, So what is this question you want to ask?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, so she's been our housekeeper for almost two years now,
it's like a year and a half.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
And when she first came to like do an interview
and a walk through and for me to meet her
and also for her to give me a quote on
how much she was going to charge. She actually showed
up with her family. She had like four kids in
toe wait why, I don't know. Maybe she was doing
cleaning crew, cleaning crew.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
She just doesn't let her servants see their family.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Is that why she's so confused?
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Well, when you show up for like a job interview,
you don't bring your family.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
That's what it's not.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I mean, it's a house cleaner. It wasn't like a
sit down.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I just application. I was just confused, and I don't
have servants. I don't have service.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
I think she was just just stop by aund this
guy has the help sleeping.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
There's no ice facility on my property.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I don't want don't.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
You rename ice sky guy when that makes sense, that
would make sense.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Face was on the badges.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
No, my face is not going to be off. Really
with the thumbs up, you're.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Happy, I'm excited taking these families apart.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Okay, I'm not. I'm totally I'm not like that, So.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
I'm not like that.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I actually was like, oh, that's cool that she's here
with her kids. And so she had she had baby,
little baby in her arms, and then a boy that
looked like he was around like ten or eleven.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
And then two girls who look like they could be teenagers.
So they were all there.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
The crew.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, they did some translating for me, which was very helpful,
and we did a little no not.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Really Romanian or what are we talking about?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Jesusanic?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Okay, yeah, you never know, Oh, you never know. I
didn't want to assume San Diego.
Speaker 7 (03:59):
I'm not racist, like.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Only Hispanic people look for me. Okay, don't I get
them on.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I don't have anybody that works.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
You can underpay wild, so I pay them in.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Okay, I don't have any pa Okay, weird.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
And so we do the walk through. Great, great, great,
you're hired.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
And so she's been coming once a month since, you know,
last year, so we know her by now, and she's
cool and all that other stuff.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
She's cool that super sweet, thank god, super sweet.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I mean, you don't butticate a.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Little bit, signals and smiles.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Cool.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
When I get home, I go in my room.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
She does my room first, and so I get to
go take a nap in there and I snap while
she makes her cool.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
All right.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
And so recently I cleaned my closet out and I
cleaned out and I have like two and a half
trash bags full of clothes and it's not like ship clothes.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
It's actually like cute clothes, like.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Old because she's not ship clothes.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
They're they're like not my T shirts.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Because she knows trends.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
So yeah, there's no way they'd every ship clothes, only cute.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I was like going through my old T shirts and
stuff and something that's stained around. Why don't we just
let us verify because they're good quality, good quality, they're
from like she.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
The quality is the opposite.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
In my world.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
She's acting like she has versace dress.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
I don't know better target to please, thank you very much, Lucky,
that's my fancy.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
And so so I got I went through my closet
and I had like a couple of bags of quality
cute clothes that I think younger, the younger girls or
even the mom.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Would like because you're a cool mom and you Emily.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
But people think it's a joke. And Emily genuinely thinks
that she's a cool mom and her friend, her son
and her son's friends want to hang out with Like
she genuinely believes that close I told her the other day.
It's probably because that her your son's friends think you're hot,
and that's.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Why they want you to be They like because I'm cool,
they like because I thank you very much for saying that.
And so I have all these bags of clothes, and
so actually they've been in the closet now for like
a month. Now do something, And last time she was
going to be there, I had the thought.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
And that's what I want to ask you, guys.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Is it appropriate if I ask her if she would
like to look at the bags of clothes and take
anything for herself or her girls?
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I didn't do it last time, and I didn't do
it when she came yesterday.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Because I feel weird about it. I feel like, am
I going?
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Like?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Is that a symbol of like I'm better than you?
Do you want these clothes? I don't want?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Let me ask Sky who always feels that way?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I don't always know how.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
You always act like you're better than everybody. Like I'm
not better than anybody, but everybody's beneath you.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
You want this shirt, pick it up off the ground,
kiss my feet, I.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Take the trash bags, just double all out the way, Okay, but.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Make it fast.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Sound like that she's evil.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
I'm not. I'm not evil, but I.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Mean that when when they're bending over to look, she
kind of kicked the back of.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Them so they fall over into the pile. Okay, I don't,
I don't do are.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
You're not doing it faster?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Though?
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Come on, really, you're so fucking stupid.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
That's okay, really, I think that's very sweet of you
to have that thought.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
But sweet.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
But I think if you offer anybody.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Anything free, that's super nice. Like anytime we have workers
come over.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
And you best believe hispanic.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Can you drink and Tom to turn on the hose?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Okay, we don't make it scalding hot and taste of copper. Okay,
drink up, drink up.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
We don't drink. We don't make it.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Okay. I better not see you lapping out of the pool. Okay,
really because that's our watch.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Okay, can you not?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I will my body goes in that.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
I will give someone a bottled water.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
I have water out of our Brita that's expired.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Never Britain, Okay, shut your mouth.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
So we always have a random bag of goodwill stuff going.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
We always have a real piece of.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Furniture always don't walking makes any sense.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
How do you donate so much clothes and.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yet has the same clothes? I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
And shopping never go new stuff?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Do you have so much?
Speaker 6 (09:13):
Maybe like maybe like once every two years, I change
out my go through your closet everywhere in the same
like five pairs of jeans like the last five years.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
And Sky is like that.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
But yet she's constantly cleaning out things and donating clothes.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
How does that make sense?
Speaker 6 (09:30):
Like it's like the fact that your your trash cans
are always full. She claims that her trash cans always
waiting always.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Yet I took a picture like three months ago, and
I forgot to show it to you, I said somewhere.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
In this photo stream.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
It was one of those days where you're like, fucking
take a picture.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
So you waited for a day that it was actually
cool to take a picture for a random day it was,
and then you didn't.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
It was that day.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
We don't.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
But my point is your.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Face is is that you're so rude.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
Okay, okay, really that will always have a little something
and if there's something, and if there's workers.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
We don't need this gold bar. We don't need this recycling.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Bar a gold bar.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
So, especially if it's tools and it's like we're having
somebody over to help with like landscape or to fix
something or whatever.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
You know, we get it Hispanics.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Okay, I.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Don't want to look at that Picasso anymore. Give it
to the workout. I don't work.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Than mine.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Okay, So I I mean everybody is always thankful.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
What do you mean you offer it to? So people
are working at your house and you give you just
go up to the peasant, come here. I don't know
you want would you like this bag of stuff?
Speaker 5 (10:53):
It's I don't say peasant come here to us. Notably
my husband, and he'll always.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Start it off because he's Hispanic.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
No, but he's.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Normally the one.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Yeah yeah, my husband will normally call them buddy or something.
Hey buddy, yeah, yeah, like like they're like friends, you know,
like hey buddy, And then he'll launch it to hey.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
Buddy, does you do the thing of his arm?
Speaker 7 (11:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
And touch me dude, yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
And then he'll speak English. Hey, I know you have kids.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
You know.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
How does he know that? He just assumes because they're Hispanic. Well,
this is unbelievable. This is truly unbelievable. I'm assuming you
have like twelve kids and you're living in the one
bedroom apart. I'm assuming that wild.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
No, it's because my husband has to get in there
when they're working.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
What do you mean he has to get in there.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Well, even if we hire somebody, say to.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
You cross Steel, No, that's not what do you mean?
Speaker 5 (11:55):
No, Like if we hire somebody to like build a
fence or something, he's in there, are with him, like
helping with part of the project.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
He's that must be so annoying. Yeah, imagine if I
were for then and it seems like kind of illegal.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Some of the guys you could tell love it and
it's like hell yeah, you carry those boards over there, like,
and then you could tell the other half of them
are like, get the fuck out of my space, Like
I'm trying to work here, like I don't want to
hear about your Like and.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Boo's on the job, he finds out like personal story.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
They like talk because you got kids, Yeah, they talk,
you know, and you know yeah, because like our daughter
will come out and then he'll be like, oh do
you have kids and blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Very guy.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Says, does your daughter hate you too.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
So then like say, does your wife choose? Okay, your daughter?
Can you not? So that's how it'll come up.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
And then my daughter has a bag of clothes that
we were going to take to goodwill, and it'll be like, oh,
do you think you know your daughter would want this?
Or especially like I said, if it's tools, like.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Hey, you guys just given aways tools? Yeah, well, like
because there'll be like all his like old tools from
like it's not like they're brand new tools.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
It's like something he got at a garage sale like
four years ago, and then he just got a new
one that was it doesn't have a handle.