July 2, 2026 • 13 mins
After the passing of James Van Der Beek, Thor scared himself into getting a colonoscopy. However some things came up and he had to reschedule. That isn't his only concern, however, Thor is also worried about his friend who hasn't even gotten his first one yet?!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So do you guys remember I don't mean to laugh
when we experienced the unfortunate passing of James Vanderbeek. Yeah,
very very sad, and I'm not trying to make that's
very sad. He passed away at a very early age,
but it caused something to happen in this room. Yes,
(00:22):
it really affected and spun out four.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Like on another level, like I haven't seen before.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
He grew up a Dawson's Creek fane. He was one
of your faves, right, I love him, love James Van.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
He was also Varsity Blues, another one of your face.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
I don't want your life.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I mean that his line?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Okay, that was it was his life?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Oh okay, sorry I thought.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
There is no other guy.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Okay, I'm sorry, Billy Bob, Yeah, I thought I thought
the line was.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, that didn't that didn't affect you as he called
into our show like listening was a listener? No, so
very sad James vander passed away. Do you remember what
he passed away with? He got very sad.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Many actors recently, Chadwick Boseman, Bosman, the guy black panther
colon cancer?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Was that?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Was that what you got about? I didn't realize that.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
My wife has had three UH co workers and two
co workers one friend, all my age or younger dive
of colon cancer died.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Swear to God, maybe it's her.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I don't know. I mean, at this point cold cancer.
She's like the grim reaper.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
And when James Vanderby got it, you felt that he
was on the mend, but then he wasn't.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I didn't follow it.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
I followed and then he passed, and I was just
like the colon cancer. And then you start googling it.
It's becoming one again.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Don't say you start. I never want Google. I never
want to starting this fucked you up.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
It beco.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
It's becoming one of the leading causes of death for
men my age. They've even lowered it.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
It used to be forty five, I think.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
Remember the pictures right at the end with all the
friends at his ranch and.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Everybody, why are you doing that?
Speaker 6 (02:17):
We're gonna make it well, I just say, I would
just remember he looked, well, yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
It's fucked up thor so much that this guy is
now going to get a colonoscopy or is he?
Speaker 7 (02:30):
We ain't done yet. It's time past a year, completely
uncensored and unding filtered, except for that part.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Now, I've never met anyone more excited to have a
colonoscopy in my life. Yeah. Like the guy's pumped like
he he found out this is a ship you not
no pun intended. He found out about James Vanderbeek. The
next day. This fucking guy made a doctor's appointment, yes to,
(03:11):
Because you can't just get a knospy. I guess you
have to have like an appointment first or something.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
You have to make sure because I do have.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
The symptoms are very like are is it? You get bloated?
You have like your bow movements aren't the best?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
You ate pizza, bro, I mean that happens to that's.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
What you said.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, I just googled something.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Oh ship stuff off Google.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
You and colon cancer the worst googler.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Colon cancer is currently the leading cause of cancer.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Death in men under fifty.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I'm over. I made it, made it.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
There was like a window where they say, okay, you
now have to get a colonoscopy.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Thor is younger that lex Y.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
He has to get a referral.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
All the other sea cancer deadly has cancer in men
ages twenty to forty nine.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
How old are you?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Thirty nine?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Bro?
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Okay, I'm fucking terrified, well terrified.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
You know, if you have it, you.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Probably things are going too good.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I'm due for something, okay for cold cancer. I mean,
this is I'm telling you right now. James Vanderbeek passing
has destroyed this guy's life. Yeah, Like he has spun
out about this colon cancer.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Over twenty percent of diagnosis. Now our current patient's under
a fifty stop reading.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Okay, we got it. It's bad. I'm not saying it's
not bad. Right, So he goes out, immediately, makes a
doctor's appointment, gets the referral, and has scheduled a colonoscopy.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
May I ask what you said to your doctor?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Because it was honest.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Dawson died because like, yeah, because I brought that up
in the age ring.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I brought that up.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
You brought up, James.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
So the old age range was I think forty nine,
and they lowered it to forty five. Right, they need
to low work more. They needed lower to thirty five.
What's the what's the harm? So I said? He asked
me why I was here and I said, you know,
had some bloating. My bad moments are kind of crazy.
And then I go with and to be honest with you,
James Vanderbeek just died. A bunch of people, my wife,
a couple of people.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
My wife just died.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
It's just kind of a thing. I want to get tested.
And he said, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Wow, Oh so you didn't even pause. Let's do it.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
You brought up James lander Beak in your doctor's appointment.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Okay, so this guy is like oddly looking forward to it.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Pumped.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Well, I just want to know do I have polyps?
Get them removed?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
My dad's had pops?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Okay, d one just this last time? Yeah, me too.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Okay, I mean, what do you want to congratulate?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
You brought you easier.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
But my dad thinks like I got pops.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Okay, well Scott, Scott just got one, you.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Know, yeah, they snip it out right there.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
I just got a colonoscopy because I remember what a
big deal that was.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I'm of the age. I okay, well that's the one
we don't need to know.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Are different than what does that mean?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
There musty a lusty.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
That's not even a thing. I don't I don't think
raising raisin.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
I think the doctors know what it is, and it's
super easy because they're already in there. They just snippy
develop well, but they're already in there, so they snippy
snap it.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
I know.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
But if I have, let's I have three pops and
I wait till I'm forty five, these pops could develop
into a tumor.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Okay, okay, but maybe you don't have Yeah, well that's
what they say.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
They that's what there's there's okay, and then there's bad pop.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Right, but if they see one during the cold, they
that's not that's the.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Commercial.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
That's not what they say.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Okay, they just automatically take it out just because cancer.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I don't know about this.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
It's like a weird mole, you know, like it's it's
normally fine, but you never get.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Literally colon cancers on the rise because of the food
we eat and the way the American food.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Guy says yes so confidently, Oh yeah, everything we started,
I'm not going to I'm not going to.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
I won't for years.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
You realize you and her are exactly the same. You
are you and her. You're googling your weird medical diagnosis. Yeah,
I know, but you don't have it, do you? I know?
For I can just feel it.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
You feel you have wanted. So I had one schedule.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I feel like you kind of do, which is weird.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
That's the last thing I want. I had one scheduled.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Yeah, you've been pumped about it.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I have been July seventh.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
On my anniversary.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
That wasn't what I thought you are.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
But dude made the weirdest appointment where like he was
going to have to do his cleanse like during the show,
the show twenty four hours, because like it was, it
was such a bad place.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
You already leave that twelve times a show to ship
You're gonna go do it?
Speaker 5 (08:08):
That's an issue, okay, And yeah it's at two thirty
on a Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Two things.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
One, you have to have something to drive. You have
nobody to drive me because my wife's working that day.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Like Walker kid, he's huge, yes, my yeah, he is big.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
He can reach the pedal.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah yeah, Mymily would get in there.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I got it. I got it almost nap.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
By let's take an uber there, or or she made
Robert take an uber.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
They want a family member, Thank you home and watch you.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Yeah, won't you have a ready take you?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I love to Oh really that's nice.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
And he's gonna take my He'll take you home, you
can uber there, he'll take you.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
I so, I so I Haley couldn't take me. And
then on top of that, it wasn't until two thirty.
You gotta eat eat, so I got the prep.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Because there's a lot of prep for this thing too.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Yeah, and well you could do pills now too, really, yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
A found that out after my.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Taste gross.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Oh it tastes gross, and after you've had the first
gallon of it to then drink a second gallon.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
So you could do a.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Pill, but the day before you can't eat all day.
So mine is until two thirty on Tuesdays, so Monday morning.
Oh so that's longer than twenty four hours. Yeah, so
I'm like that sucks. And then and then on Tuesday
I would have to take the pill stuff and I'd
be shitting and.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
I just like, I just so.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
I called them and I said, is there another appointment?
And these things are like there's like no appointments for
these things. So the next one they give me is November.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I'm like, come one right now.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Trendy.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Yeah, it's trendy.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
So I said so that November can't I can't.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I can't.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
Those I got my son's birthday in November.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
One day that have to do with means so weird.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
So they were able to work with me, and they
made it in September. So I to September.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I hope you did on a Friday.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Think I got the best day I could get?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
What was it? What Tuesday?
Speaker 6 (10:07):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
What another Tuesday? What time? Idiot?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
What's the only time? Eleven?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
So you're taking the day off on Tuesday because.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
I can't ye because you're going to be is going
to be shitting my brains out?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
So what do that? Anyway? Will you?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Will you change me?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
No?
Speaker 3 (10:26):
I mean, so I have this in September.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
But I think we should be thinking about the elephant
in the room is that I know somebody in here
that hasn't had a colon yet.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
They should get al.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I haven't had one ever. Yes, you heard about that agent,
I did. I did.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
I'm not there and I'm not there yet. It's forty five,
I think for me, So I'm not there yet.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
It's not me I had one.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
I would get one if I was yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
It was, but it wasn't I was talking about.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
I was heard.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
I was told by somebody that they were told they
should get this done.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Oh their doctor met to this, and I'm worried.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Now who you talked about? Oh I think we know?
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Yeah, please, Oh you're talking about I had no idea?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
What?
Speaker 6 (11:11):
Yeah, what's your doctor on your last visit said oh
my god, you haven't had one yet.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
You're you're way past the age.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I did have one, like when you turn forty five.
Maybe No, this was like twenty five years ago when
we got really sick and they were trying to figure
out what was wrong. Yeah, and they gave me one.
Think I don't know. I remember a long time ago.
But yeah, it wasn't great.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
But I have what since forty five is the agent?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
I'm not forty five?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Well how old are you?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Fifty three?
Speaker 6 (11:44):
Well?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah, see you're way past the dude.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Oh I say you said the range was like when
you're under fifty, after you turn if you have to
have one, and then if it's clear, every ten years after.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
That we do it together.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
What dueling ones? Like a couple of a couple.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
You're almost due for your second colonoscopy if you would
have got the first one on.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Time, so two for one, okay, getting both at the
same time. Years, I'm not I'm not scared.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
What's what's the deal?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
No, I just had your health. No, So I'll be
honest with you, this is going to be horrible. I
called after I was told you got to get in there,
you got to do that, and I was like, all right,
So they gave me the number of the colon place. Yeah,
that's what And I called and I got a message
(12:40):
that the thing was already closed. It was like three
o'clock and they were like, oh, did already closed for
the day?
Speaker 5 (12:45):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Fuck, it's so crazy. Did you hear all my stats?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
It's on Thor's mind every fucking day and you forgot.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
I legitimately told I didn't watch us this creek. I
told Eddie.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
I told my wife Hayley yesterday, I said, do you
think this is going to be an appointment? That that
I changed? That I regret for the rest of my life.
And in like October, I'm going to be like, how
could I change the appoint If I just would have
made a.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Couple of months, It's just a couple of months.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Dawson went real quick.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
Okay, I mean you guys, I think you're you're going
to be fine.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Me and Eddie September seventh,
So do you guys remember I don't mean to laugh
when we experienced the unfortunate passing of James Vanderbeek. Yeah,
very very sad, and I'm not trying to make that's
very sad. He passed away at a very early age,
but it caused something to happen in this room. Yes,
(00:22):
it really affected and spun out four.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Like on another level, like I haven't seen before.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
He grew up a Dawson's Creek fane. He was one
of your faves, right, I love him, love James Van.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
He was also Varsity Blues, another one of your face.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
I don't want your life.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I mean that his line?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Okay, that was it was his life?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Oh okay, sorry I thought.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
There is no other guy.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Okay, I'm sorry, Billy Bob, Yeah, I thought I thought
the line was.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, that didn't that didn't affect you as he called
into our show like listening was a listener? No, so
very sad James vander passed away. Do you remember what
he passed away with? He got very sad.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Many actors recently, Chadwick Boseman, Bosman, the guy black panther
colon cancer?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Was that?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Was that what you got about? I didn't realize that.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
My wife has had three UH co workers and two
co workers one friend, all my age or younger dive
of colon cancer died.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Swear to God, maybe it's her.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I don't know. I mean, at this point cold cancer.
She's like the grim reaper.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
And when James Vanderby got it, you felt that he
was on the mend, but then he wasn't.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I didn't follow it.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
I followed and then he passed, and I was just
like the colon cancer. And then you start googling it.
It's becoming one again.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Don't say you start. I never want Google. I never
want to starting this fucked you up.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
It beco.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
It's becoming one of the leading causes of death for
men my age. They've even lowered it.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
It used to be forty five, I think.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
Remember the pictures right at the end with all the
friends at his ranch and.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Everybody, why are you doing that?
Speaker 6 (02:17):
We're gonna make it well, I just say, I would
just remember he looked, well, yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
It's fucked up thor so much that this guy is
now going to get a colonoscopy or is he?
Speaker 7 (02:30):
We ain't done yet. It's time past a year, completely
uncensored and unding filtered, except for that part.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Now, I've never met anyone more excited to have a
colonoscopy in my life. Yeah. Like the guy's pumped like
he he found out this is a ship you not
no pun intended. He found out about James Vanderbeek. The
next day. This fucking guy made a doctor's appointment, yes to,
(03:11):
Because you can't just get a knospy. I guess you
have to have like an appointment first or something.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
You have to make sure because I do have.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
The symptoms are very like are is it? You get bloated?
You have like your bow movements aren't the best?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
You ate pizza, bro, I mean that happens to that's.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
What you said.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, I just googled something.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Oh ship stuff off Google.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
You and colon cancer the worst googler.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Colon cancer is currently the leading cause of cancer.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Death in men under fifty.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I'm over. I made it, made it.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
There was like a window where they say, okay, you
now have to get a colonoscopy.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Thor is younger that lex Y.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
He has to get a referral.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
All the other sea cancer deadly has cancer in men
ages twenty to forty nine.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
How old are you?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Thirty nine?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Bro?
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Okay, I'm fucking terrified, well terrified.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
You know, if you have it, you.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Probably things are going too good.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I'm due for something, okay for cold cancer. I mean,
this is I'm telling you right now. James Vanderbeek passing
has destroyed this guy's life. Yeah, Like he has spun
out about this colon cancer.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Over twenty percent of diagnosis. Now our current patient's under
a fifty stop reading.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Okay, we got it. It's bad. I'm not saying it's
not bad. Right, So he goes out, immediately, makes a
doctor's appointment, gets the referral, and has scheduled a colonoscopy.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
May I ask what you said to your doctor?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Because it was honest.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Dawson died because like, yeah, because I brought that up
in the age ring.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I brought that up.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
You brought up, James.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
So the old age range was I think forty nine,
and they lowered it to forty five. Right, they need
to low work more. They needed lower to thirty five.
What's the what's the harm? So I said? He asked
me why I was here and I said, you know,
had some bloating. My bad moments are kind of crazy.
And then I go with and to be honest with you,
James Vanderbeek just died. A bunch of people, my wife,
a couple of people.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
My wife just died.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
It's just kind of a thing. I want to get tested.
And he said, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Wow, Oh so you didn't even pause. Let's do it.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
You brought up James lander Beak in your doctor's appointment.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Okay, so this guy is like oddly looking forward to it.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Pumped.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Well, I just want to know do I have polyps?
Get them removed?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
My dad's had pops?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Okay, d one just this last time? Yeah, me too.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Okay, I mean, what do you want to congratulate?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
You brought you easier.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
But my dad thinks like I got pops.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Okay, well Scott, Scott just got one, you.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Know, yeah, they snip it out right there.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
I just got a colonoscopy because I remember what a
big deal that was.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I'm of the age. I okay, well that's the one
we don't need to know.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Are different than what does that mean?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
There musty a lusty.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
That's not even a thing. I don't I don't think
raising raisin.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
I think the doctors know what it is, and it's
super easy because they're already in there. They just snippy
develop well, but they're already in there, so they snippy
snap it.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
I know.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
But if I have, let's I have three pops and
I wait till I'm forty five, these pops could develop
into a tumor.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Okay, okay, but maybe you don't have Yeah, well that's
what they say.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
They that's what there's there's okay, and then there's bad pop.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Right, but if they see one during the cold, they
that's not that's the.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Commercial.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
That's not what they say.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Okay, they just automatically take it out just because cancer.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I don't know about this.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
It's like a weird mole, you know, like it's it's
normally fine, but you never get.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Literally colon cancers on the rise because of the food
we eat and the way the American food.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Guy says yes so confidently, Oh yeah, everything we started,
I'm not going to I'm not going to.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
I won't for years.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
You realize you and her are exactly the same. You
are you and her. You're googling your weird medical diagnosis. Yeah,
I know, but you don't have it, do you? I know?
For I can just feel it.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
You feel you have wanted. So I had one schedule.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I feel like you kind of do, which is weird.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
That's the last thing I want. I had one scheduled.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Yeah, you've been pumped about it.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I have been July seventh.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
On my anniversary.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
That wasn't what I thought you are.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
But dude made the weirdest appointment where like he was
going to have to do his cleanse like during the show,
the show twenty four hours, because like it was, it
was such a bad place.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
You already leave that twelve times a show to ship
You're gonna go do it?
Speaker 5 (08:08):
That's an issue, okay, And yeah it's at two thirty
on a Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Two things.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
One, you have to have something to drive. You have
nobody to drive me because my wife's working that day.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Like Walker kid, he's huge, yes, my yeah, he is big.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
He can reach the pedal.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah yeah, Mymily would get in there.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I got it. I got it almost nap.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
By let's take an uber there, or or she made
Robert take an uber.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
They want a family member, Thank you home and watch you.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Yeah, won't you have a ready take you?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I love to Oh really that's nice.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
And he's gonna take my He'll take you home, you
can uber there, he'll take you.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
I so, I so I Haley couldn't take me. And
then on top of that, it wasn't until two thirty.
You gotta eat eat, so I got the prep.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Because there's a lot of prep for this thing too.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Yeah, and well you could do pills now too, really, yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
A found that out after my.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Taste gross.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Oh it tastes gross, and after you've had the first
gallon of it to then drink a second gallon.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
So you could do a.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Pill, but the day before you can't eat all day.
So mine is until two thirty on Tuesdays, so Monday morning.
Oh so that's longer than twenty four hours. Yeah, so
I'm like that sucks. And then and then on Tuesday
I would have to take the pill stuff and I'd
be shitting and.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
I just like, I just so.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
I called them and I said, is there another appointment?
And these things are like there's like no appointments for
these things. So the next one they give me is November.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I'm like, come one right now.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Trendy.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Yeah, it's trendy.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
So I said so that November can't I can't.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I can't.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
Those I got my son's birthday in November.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
One day that have to do with means so weird.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
So they were able to work with me, and they
made it in September. So I to September.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I hope you did on a Friday.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Think I got the best day I could get?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
What was it? What Tuesday?
Speaker 6 (10:07):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
What another Tuesday? What time? Idiot?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
What's the only time? Eleven?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
So you're taking the day off on Tuesday because.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
I can't ye because you're going to be is going
to be shitting my brains out?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
So what do that? Anyway? Will you?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Will you change me?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
No?
Speaker 3 (10:26):
I mean, so I have this in September.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
But I think we should be thinking about the elephant
in the room is that I know somebody in here
that hasn't had a colon yet.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
They should get al.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I haven't had one ever. Yes, you heard about that agent,
I did. I did.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
I'm not there and I'm not there yet. It's forty five,
I think for me, So I'm not there yet.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
It's not me I had one.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
I would get one if I was yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
It was, but it wasn't I was talking about.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
I was heard.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
I was told by somebody that they were told they
should get this done.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Oh their doctor met to this, and I'm worried.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Now who you talked about? Oh I think we know?
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Yeah, please, Oh you're talking about I had no idea?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
What?
Speaker 6 (11:11):
Yeah, what's your doctor on your last visit said oh
my god, you haven't had one yet.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
You're you're way past the age.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I did have one, like when you turn forty five.
Maybe No, this was like twenty five years ago when
we got really sick and they were trying to figure
out what was wrong. Yeah, and they gave me one.
Think I don't know. I remember a long time ago.
But yeah, it wasn't great.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
But I have what since forty five is the agent?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
I'm not forty five?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Well how old are you?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Fifty three?
Speaker 6 (11:44):
Well?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah, see you're way past the dude.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Oh I say you said the range was like when
you're under fifty, after you turn if you have to
have one, and then if it's clear, every ten years after.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
That we do it together.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
What dueling ones? Like a couple of a couple.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
You're almost due for your second colonoscopy if you would
have got the first one on.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Time, so two for one, okay, getting both at the
same time. Years, I'm not I'm not scared.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
What's what's the deal?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
No, I just had your health. No, So I'll be
honest with you, this is going to be horrible. I
called after I was told you got to get in there,
you got to do that, and I was like, all right,
So they gave me the number of the colon place. Yeah,
that's what And I called and I got a message
(12:40):
that the thing was already closed. It was like three
o'clock and they were like, oh, did already closed for
the day?
Speaker 5 (12:45):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Fuck, it's so crazy. Did you hear all my stats?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
It's on Thor's mind every fucking day and you forgot.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
I legitimately told I didn't watch us this creek. I
told Eddie.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
I told my wife Hayley yesterday, I said, do you
think this is going to be an appointment? That that
I changed? That I regret for the rest of my life.
And in like October, I'm going to be like, how
could I change the appoint If I just would have
made a.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Couple of months, It's just a couple of months.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Dawson went real quick.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
Okay, I mean you guys, I think you're you're going
to be fine.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Me and Eddie September seventh,
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