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October 18, 2024 35 mins
Donald Trump knocks it out of the park with some scathing jokes at the Al Smith dinner that Kamala Harris couldn't be bothered to attend. Dan reviews the highlights and shares them with listeners.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Dan Caples and welcome to today's online podcast
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been through, everything the country's been through, everything we've seen

(00:23):
in this race, which Trump has already won once, right,
he's on the verge of winning to the second time,
but he already beat Biden, and then the creup in
the middle of the night. It is just such a moment.
My guess is that your life's probably pretty busy and
it's hard to ever really slow down and savor these things.
But I hope you get that opportunity here because it's
just one of those moments. And obviously nothing's done till

(00:47):
it's done, but every indication now that Trump is moving
toward victory, but then with real hope that it's going
to be a victory that's large enough and wide enough,
meaning diverse enough, that diverse city of support that it
will actually be that first critical step on the way
to unifying this country again. And so there's just so

(01:09):
much to be excited about, and you know, just watching,
watching what's going to happen with the left over the
next few weeks, because, yeah, you want to win this race, right,
it's critical for all the reasons you already know. But
beyond that, it's so important that the left be exposed.
And this isn't so much a Democrat Republican thing, because
so many Democrats don't even realize right now that that

(01:31):
party is long gone and it's this hardcore secular left,
kind of a European socialist style left that that is,
is determined to take over this nation and to make
it something that was never intended to be and no
right thinking person would want it to be. So it's
so important I think that in addition to Trump winning,

(01:52):
which is job a yeah, but that the margin of
victory be large enough to accomplish that unity purpose, but
that the left be exposed. And we've got a better
chance of accomplishing that because of who their candidate is. Obviously,
this particular candidate, Kamala Harris, just doesn't have the tools.
She doesn't have the intellectual tools, she doesn't have the poise,

(02:14):
she just doesn't have the skills that many other Democrat
candidates would have, and so there's a much better chance,
I think, to expose that down the stretch. And so
we'll be talking about that obviously today in the context
of the El Smith dinner last night, which ties into
yesterday's main topic, which is, yeah, I happen to be Catholic,

(02:35):
but that's not why we're talking about the Catholic vote.
We're talking about the Catholic vote because we're talking about
winning this election, and whoever wins the Catholic vote usually
wins the election. And in part that's because of how
the Catholic vote is prominent and distributed in these blue
Wall states and elsewhere, you know, including for example, Arizona.
But you look at all the reasons we've already talked about,

(02:59):
I won't relitigate here why Harris is losing the Catholic vote.
But then, and this will lead us into some of
the most fun I think you would have had all week,
which is the sound we have from the L. Smith dinner.
Then you have this L Smith dinner, which is I'm
sure as you already know, is this ginormous fundraiser for
Catholic causes in New York and the Cardinal. The Cardinal

(03:22):
hosted its tradition in America political tradition that in the
presidential election year, both major party candidates come and they
tell some jokes and raise a lot of money. It's
a big deal. And for Kamala Harris to decide that
she was going to skip it, you know, that was
an obvious middle finger to Catholics. And then on top

(03:43):
of that, to do what she did, to have professionally
produced this video that is openly mocking and dissing Catholics
and having that played at the dinner, I mean, then
you go way beyond a double middle finger. I guess
that's like middle finger and sticking your tongue out. I mean,
and it leads to this interesting question. I'd love to

(04:05):
get your take on it, which is why, I mean,
she knows it's kind of electoral suicide. But my theory,
as you know, is that she's known for a while
that she's going to lose this race, and that what
she's doing now has much more to do with positioning
herself for her next life, which is not going to
be running for elective office. You know it's going to

(04:26):
be I'm sure she probably wants to do a talk
show books, think tanks, you know, things like that that
are more kind of party entertainment oriented and make a
bunch of money in the process. And so it's more
her positioning herself. And I believe that in that world
that she wants to be prominent in and paid a
lot of money in and have a lot of fun in,

(04:47):
it is a real positive for her to be blatantly
anti Catholic. So I think she's actively fostering that right now,
and we certainly saw that with what happened last night.
So with that said, you know that there's not much
I could say today that would add more value to
your life than just playing the sound from last night. Now,

(05:09):
I just want to give you a quick overview. What
you're going to hear is a lot of trump, right,
and I would I would encourage you sometime over the
weekend when you get a chance watch the whole twenty
eight minutes it's posted at dan Kaplis on Twitter, because
the whole is even greater in the sum of the parts,
and the some of the parts are really good, but

(05:29):
when you watch the whole thing and you see it
and flow, there's a lot of good stuff that didn't
even make it into these highlight reels. But then you
watch him weave right. He loves to weave, weave it
all together. It's just classic. And I made the mistake
of watching it last night just before I went to bed,
and I woke up laughing. Have you ever woken up
laughing in the middle of the night. The thing was

(05:52):
so funny. I couldn't get it out of my head.
The other thing you're going to hear, and I want
to start with this kind of take you chronologically, is
you're going to hear the MC. This guy off sn L,
Jim Gaffigan, he plays Walltz on SNL, but a lot
of other stuff. He's a lefty, he's not a Trump guy.
But you could tell he was ticked. And almost everybody

(06:15):
was ticked that Kamala Harris had double middle fingered the
event that way, because there are a ton of non
Catholics at this event. You know, there are probably as
many great Jewish people at the event as Catholic people. Event.
It's kind of a come together as a community because
everybody knows Catholic charities and the Catholic Church and the
Catholic community. Without it, New York City just falls apart,

(06:36):
similar to Denver. And so the whole community comes together
and just helps out these causes on this night. And
so for her to stiff it that way, he was ticked.
So here's how a lefty starts the thing out, and
then we'll get to the Trump stuff, which is so
unbelievably good dude.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
This event has been referred to as the Catholic met
Gallop of Americans identify as Catholic. Catholics will be a
key demographic in every battle ground state. I'm sorry, why
is Vice President Harris not here?

Speaker 1 (07:19):
And he's a lefty? The crowd did not see that coming,
but he was just warming up. Fortunately.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
I mean, consider this, This is a room full of
Catholics and Jews in New York City. This is a
layup for the Democratic nominee.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
I mean in her defense, I mean, she did find
time to appear on the View Howard Stern, Colbert and
the longtime staple of campaigning, the Call Her Daddy podcast.
You know what I think it is? I think she'd
doesn't like me.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
And again coming from a lefty, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
This has been an interesting presidential campaign. The Democrats have
been telling us Trump Trump's re election is a threat
to democracy. In fact, they were so concerned of this
threat they staged a coup, ousted they're democratically elected incumbent,
and installed Kamala Harris. In other words, all her dreams

(08:29):
have come true. It really makes you consider the power
of prayer, right, Cardinal, Sometimes prayers take three and a
half years and a George colonialp ed I don't know
who's angry, but I don't care.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Oh Man, and so telling right that this is coming
from the left. Fortunately he's not done.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
The media has begun discussing the phenomena of secret Trump voters.
I don't know if you've heard about this, people who
publicly say they would never vote for Trump, but then
when they go in the voting booth they do. It's
a small group. They're called the Biden family.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Yes, that's what I'm talking about. Nobody can doubt that.
Does anybody think any Biden wants her to win? Eight
five five four zero five A two five five. Normally
that'd be the main event.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Doesn't get much better than that unless it's Donald Trump
last night in rare form. So when we come back,
dive right into that, I'll weave in just some tremendous
poll results. You're on the Dankapla Show.

Speaker 5 (09:37):
And now back to the Dan Kaplis Show podcast.

Speaker 6 (09:40):
The show has almost disappeared from view.

Speaker 7 (09:42):
The only way he could be seen lessons if he
had a show on CNN. They nothing, They've got nothing,
fake news, right fake.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
You know, as you listen to a lot of this
sound from the l Smith dinner last night, if you
didn't see the video, just picture Chuck Schumer sitting up there,
you know, right next to the podium, so you would
have been to Trump's immediate left. Trump could reach out
and touch him, which he did on more than one occasion.
And what was fascinating you may pick up on it

(10:13):
in some of this sound is the real warmth. There
a real warmth between Trump and Schumer, and Schumer was
not trying to hide that. He was not trying to
hide his comfort with Donald Trump, which I think tells
you more than any poll about effect Democrats now expect
Trump to win.

Speaker 6 (10:34):
Chuck Schumer is here looking very lumb.

Speaker 8 (10:40):
It looks love.

Speaker 7 (10:43):
But look on the bright side, Chuck, considering how woke
your party has become. If Kamala loses, you used to
have a chance to become the first woman president.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Just the look on Schumer's face, But you know how
it is. And it's the same way for voters too.
It's how you live your life. I mean a big
part of it is is just what you sense and feel.
And a lot of people make the mistake of writing
that off as oh, that's just superficial emotion and people
aren't using their head. No, the way God made us

(11:18):
is that part of our intelligence comes through our emotional intuition,
and so you rely on that. You rely on that
everything you know, flight or fight or stay alive, but
you rely on it for key decision making for darn
good reason. If you're just processing like a computer, you
can miss what matters most. And so that warmth between

(11:40):
Trump and Schumer, anybody who's sitting there really wondering, hey,
is Trump a threat to democracy, etc. You wouldn't have
had that kind of interaction.

Speaker 9 (11:49):
And put that in contact when you just said, Dan,
everything that Donald Trump has been through, with the two
assassination attempts, with the weaponized DOJ and the persecution prosecutions,
for him to emerge from all of that with this
cheerfulness as the happy warrior, how many people could do
what he's done.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
No, that's right, but he clearly hasn't lost his edge
because you'll hear in some of the sound later. At
one point he went hard after after a couple of people,
but most of it was was very light and light
with a bite. Right, let's trademark that light with a
bike like that? What would we use that for? Yeah,
a kind of restaurant. Yeah, that's a good one too.

(12:30):
Here may be some people think this is best of
the night. It's hard to do better than this, but
I think there were a couple at least tied with him.

Speaker 7 (12:36):
There's a group called white Dudes for Harris. Have you
seen this White dude for Harris? Anybody know some of
you hear white dudes? It doesn't sound like it. But
I'm not worried about them at all because their wives
and their wives lovers.

Speaker 8 (12:51):
Are all voting for me, every one of those people.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
That was so good. And one of the reasons, right,
it's so good? Is it? It just fits common sense
and what people are seeing, which which was a perfect
lead into this one.

Speaker 7 (13:11):
The major issue of this racist childcare and Kamala has
put forward a concept.

Speaker 6 (13:16):
Of a plan.

Speaker 8 (13:18):
A lot of people don't like it. The only piece
of advice I.

Speaker 7 (13:20):
Would have for her and the event that she wins,
would be not to let her husband Doug anywhere near
the natties.

Speaker 6 (13:28):
Just keep them a while.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
That's a nasty one.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
That's nest oh man. And I don't want to get
serious by going to like why isn't that a front
page story everywhere, you know, impregnating the nanny and allegedly
facilitating an abortion. But anyway, Trump keeping it light last night,
so and I do want to get and I won't

(13:52):
miss segment because you got to enjoy the rest of
this Trump stuff, But I do want to get to
to that video hers had made for last night, which
was so patently offensive to Catholics. It was mocking of
Catholics in multiple ways and arguably sacrilegious about the Last Supper.

(14:12):
But here is my personal favorite from last night. And
maybe because if you go to at Dan Kapitlis at Twitter,
you see it posted when it came out. You know,
this bizarre scene of Gretchen Whitmer with this lefty blogger
mocking the Holy Eucharist.

Speaker 6 (14:30):
All Paul's are indicating I'm leaving big with.

Speaker 7 (14:33):
A Catholic vote, as I should be, as I should be.
But I don't think Kamala has given up yet.

Speaker 6 (14:41):
She hasn't.

Speaker 7 (14:42):
Instead of attending tonight, she's in Michigan receiving communion from
Gretchen Whitmer.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (14:52):
Wow, that's not a pretty sight.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Like the line of the night You're mister, miss you
and Bill McCartney. How many humans would you, Ryan Schuling
guests have already voted in the great State of Michigan.

Speaker 9 (15:07):
If it's following patterns that we're seeing across the country,
I believe that there is going to be tremendous turnout Dan,
from every nook and cranny of the rural counties of Michigan.

Speaker 5 (15:17):
I don't know a number front I'm going to tell
you this an.

Speaker 9 (15:19):
Announcement that was made to day Dan. This is very
good news for Donald Trump. Two not one, Two Arab
American groups in Michigan refused to endorse a presidential candidate today.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Now that obviously that should read in the bag for
common positive And that's why if you go to my
Twitter at Dan cap, let's just see this video I
posted that's so heartwarming of a very diverse group of
folks in a barber shop enthusiastically welcoming Trump. And this
just goes to this great opportunity for a diverse and
big victory, which which triggers this move back towards unity.

(15:51):
Some more Trump from last night.

Speaker 7 (15:52):
It's been a long tradition for both Democrat and Republican
candidates for President of the United States to attend this dinner.

Speaker 8 (16:01):
Always, it's a rule.

Speaker 7 (16:02):
You got to go to the dinner. You got to
do it, otherwise bad things are going to happen to you.

Speaker 8 (16:08):
From up there. You can't do what I just saw
on that screen.

Speaker 7 (16:14):
But my opponent feels like she does not have to
be here, which is deeply disrespectful to the event and
in particular to our great Catholic community. Very disrespectful.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yeah, not his funniest line, but I'm glad he did it.

Speaker 7 (16:34):
I understand the real reason that she's not here. She's
hunting with her running mate.

Speaker 8 (16:40):
Spending a lot of time haunting.

Speaker 6 (16:43):
In any event, it's a weird.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Weird, weird, weird, you know the word weird.

Speaker 6 (16:49):
They called me weird, they called JD weird.

Speaker 7 (16:52):
We're very solid people. This guy is calling us weird.
But this was weird that the Democrat candidate is not
here tonight.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah, fair point. Fair point, and then when we come back,
we'll get to one of his best lines of the night,
which had to do with Tim Walls. The other thing
I want to do when we get back is I
do want to play this Kamala Harris video that she
recorded for the event and gets your take and text
us d an five seven seven three nine or call
eight five five for zero five A two five five,

(17:22):
But get your take on why did she intentionally make
a video that mocked Catholics to be played at a
Catholic dinner that she was skipping out on? Why why
did she do that? Eight five five for zero five
A two five five takes d an five seven seven

(17:43):
three nine. So the other thing I want to squeeze
in here real quick because most of the day I
just want to spend on this sound because it is
so funny. Is so great to see this from Nate Silver,
who you know it just he obviously does all the
polling analysis type stuff and he comes from left of
center and he could not have enjoyed writing this. Today's update,

(18:04):
Harris's lead in the national polls is down to two
point three points from a peak of three point five
on ten to two. The race remains a toss up,
but we're at a point now where we can be
pretty confident this is real movement and not statistical noise.
None of us have to be political scientists to know
real obvious movement in Trump's direction. This late in the race,

(18:26):
the dam is about to break in his favor. That's
going to be fun to watch. You're on the Dan
Caplis Show.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
You're listening to the Dan Kaplis Show podcast, So fun
night last night.

Speaker 7 (18:39):
I used to think the Democrats were crazy for saying
that men have periods, but then I met Tim Walls. Well,
I'd better wrap up because Mayor Adams told me earlier
that I needed to make this one very quick, especially
the city has reserved this room for a large group
of illegal aliens coming in from Texas. There's a group

(19:02):
called white Dudes for Harris. Have you seen this white
dude for Harris? Anybody know by some of you hear
white dudes? Doesn't sound like it. But I'm not worried
about them at all because their wives and their wives lovers.

Speaker 8 (19:16):
Are all voting for me.

Speaker 7 (19:21):
The major issue in this racest childcare. And Kamala has
put forward a concept of a plan a lot of
people don't like it.

Speaker 6 (19:29):
The only piece of advice.

Speaker 7 (19:30):
I would have for her and the event that she wins,
would be not to let her husband Doug anywhere near
the nannies.

Speaker 6 (19:38):
Just keep them away. That's a nasty one. Chuck Schumer
is here looking very glum.

Speaker 10 (19:48):
He looks loved.

Speaker 7 (19:51):
But look on the bright side, Shuck, considering how woke
your party has become. If Kamala loses, used to have
a chance to become I'm the first woman president.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Please do if you get a chance. At Dan Caplis
on Twitter, the whole twenty eight minutes is up there,
and the whole flow of it, and there's so much
good stuff that didn't make the highlight reel, and including
a couple of times when when he said nice things
about Schumer. Oh he's a good man, good man, this
good man that, and there was just such a nice
five there. Now he got tough, he got tough on
Dablasio and that kind of stuff. But yeah, I think

(20:28):
you'd really enjoy just that full twenty eight minutes. And
the parts were great, but Hull was greater than the
sum of the parts. Eight five five four zero five
A two five five The number TEXTDA N five, seven,
seven through nine for our Colorado audience. Uh wow, all
of a sudden, it feels like fall, right, So it's
the last a little bit through tomorrow and then sun
will be back out on Sunday and Sun'll I think

(20:50):
about tomorrow afternoon and big snow event in certain parts
of the mountains but not down in the front range.
And then Sunday again sunny and warm. Some of our
texters before I play that bizarre anti well, let me
be more precise. This bizarre video clearly calculated to offend

(21:11):
Catholics that Kamala Harrist decided to play instead of appearing
at the dinner last night. A couple of tecks. Dan
Whitmer is the very definition of weird. My seria I
hope I'm wrong, is that the left knows that without cheating,
Trump would win handily, so they're in the zone of
mocking and ridiculing everyone respectfully disagree. I think that the

(21:31):
left knows she's going to lose, and a lot of people,
including Whitmer, want her to lose. Get her out of
the way. So Whitmer Shapiro knew some all those people
can compete, and a lot of people on the left. Understand,
it'll be a disaster for the Democratic Party if she wins,
because she's probably not going to get a Supreme Court
pick in those four years Dems. She's going to be

(21:53):
so awful at the job. Dems are going to get
wiped out in twenty six and twenty eight. So I
think you got Whitmer and a bunch of people who
want her to lose. Which would explain Whitmer while wearing
a Harris hat pretending to administer Holy communion to a
blogger on her knees while using a door retle, because
very few other things could explain something that sacrilegious and

(22:16):
deliberately calculated to offend. Let's get to that, and I'll
get to all of these other great text as well,
including one I disagree with there. But I do want
to get to this video that she played. But I
understand you're in the car, and if you haven't seen
the video, just picture it's obviously a Hollywood style production.
Kamala Harris and then they choose you'll hear this, this

(22:38):
actress pretending to be a Catholic schoolgirl, and it's the
most insulting, mocking depiction of a Catholic school student. You
could imagine she's this geek. She's running around saying and
doing these stupid things. She puts her hands under her
armpits and then smells her fingers. I mean, it's an

(23:00):
been mocking of Catholic school students, and I'll tell you this.

Speaker 5 (23:02):
Is a guy.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
One of the reasons I had the best parents in
the world and I was the luckiest kid in the world,
is they sacrifice so much to send me to a
Catholic school. So much. We had one car and it
was not a fancy car, and they gave up all
sorts of other stuff so we could go to Catholic schools.
And I was thinking about this after I saw that
skit last night. I can't think of one person who

(23:26):
I met while in Catholic school, including a guy who
lost his mind and unfortunately ended up being a mass
killer later. I can't think of one person I ever
met in Catholic school who was not intellectually superior to
Kamala Harris. And so for her to be openly mocking
these Catholic school students when literally all those years of

(23:48):
Catholic school, twelve years of Catholic school didn't meet one
person who was not intellectually superior to Kamala Harris. But
maybe that's why she mocks the way she does. Anyway,
here's the video.

Speaker 11 (24:00):
Cool.

Speaker 10 (24:01):
Sorry, sorry, what's going on? Who was that?

Speaker 11 (24:07):
Very nice to meet you, Mary Catherine. Right now, I'm
trying to record my speech for tonight's dinner.

Speaker 10 (24:11):
Oh yeah, I know.

Speaker 12 (24:12):
I just want to say that I'm Catholic and tonight
is one of the biggest intersex.

Speaker 11 (24:16):
Of the Last Supper. It is a very important dinner
and it's an.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Important No Catholic would say that. By the way, the
Last Supper happened just before the torture of Christ began. Yeah, no,
no Catholic would say that.

Speaker 11 (24:30):
Orton tradition. Then, I'm so proud to be a part.

Speaker 12 (24:33):
Of Sometimes when I get nervous, I stick my fingers
under my arms and I send all my gout.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Would she do that to any other group, any other
group on the face of the earth. And this is
something she wanted played at the Catholic dinner.

Speaker 10 (24:49):
That's cross. So tell me something. I'm giving a speech.
You have some thoughts about what I might say tonight.

Speaker 12 (24:54):
My feelings about what you say tonight would be best
express in a monologue from one of my favorite made
for TV series.

Speaker 10 (25:00):
Okay, let's hear it, don't you see? Man, we need
a woman to represent us.

Speaker 12 (25:07):
A woman brings more heart, more compassion.

Speaker 10 (25:10):
I can think how.

Speaker 12 (25:10):
Smart she must be to become a top contender in
a field dominated by men.

Speaker 10 (25:15):
It's time for a woman, bro, and with this woman
we can fly.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Wait a second top contender in a field dominated by men.
She didn't get a single vote in twenty she got
wiped out, didn't even make it to Iowa. They had
to install her in the dead of night.

Speaker 10 (25:33):
What series was that from?

Speaker 12 (25:35):
Oh, that's from House of Dragons, down streaming on HBO Max.

Speaker 11 (25:38):
Is there anything that you think that maybe I shouldn't.

Speaker 12 (25:40):
Bring it tonight, Well, don't lie. Thou shalt not bear
false witness to thy neighbor.

Speaker 11 (25:46):
Indeed, especially thy neighbor's election results.

Speaker 10 (25:49):
Just you know there will be a fact checker there tonight.
Oh that's great, Who Jesus?

Speaker 12 (25:55):
And maybe built same thing negative about Catholics.

Speaker 11 (25:57):
I would never do that, no matter where I was.
That would be like criticizing Detroit.

Speaker 10 (26:02):
In Detroit.

Speaker 12 (26:04):
Does it bother you that that Trump guy insults you
all the time? Because it really bothers my friends and me.

Speaker 11 (26:08):
Oh, Mary Catherine, it's very important to always remember you
should never let anyone tell you who you are.

Speaker 10 (26:15):
You tell them who you are. Hater's gonna hate hate hate.

Speaker 12 (26:18):
Shake it off, Shake it off, shake it off.

Speaker 10 (26:21):
Shake it off. Oh yeah, okay.

Speaker 12 (26:24):
And also remember one more thing, don't worry if you
make a mistakes.

Speaker 10 (26:27):
Catholic people are very forgiving. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (26:29):
And also one last thing I want to tell you,
don't forget to say thank.

Speaker 11 (26:35):
You, Mary Catherine, thank you, Mama, La, thank you, Mama, Goodness,
You're eminence and distinguished guests. The Al Smith Dinner provides
a rare opportunity to set aside partisanship and come together
to do some good.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Wow. So she plays that and says that at a
dinner that she's stiffing when the last candidate to do
that was Mondale, who won one state. I mean, you
really you wonder about a lot of things at that point,
but one thing you really I don't think can be
wondering about is just the open, unadulterated, unfuld display disdained

(27:14):
for Catholics. So that just goes to my theory that
she knows she has lost this race, and what she's
doing right now is just positioning herself for her next life,
you know, talk show, book, think tank, all of that,
because the secular left that controls a bunch of that
stuff very very anti Christian, very very anti Catholic. And

(27:35):
I think she's just she's keeping her street cred with
this crazy anti Christian, anti Catholic secular left. I think
that's what's going on here. Or maybe it's just a
personal just in her bones disdained for Catholics, but she
cannot possibly believe that's going to help her win. You're

(27:57):
on the Dan Kapla Show, and.

Speaker 5 (28:00):
Now back to the Dan Kaplas Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
There's a group.

Speaker 7 (28:03):
Called white Dudes for Harris. Have you seen this White
dude for Harris? Anybody know some of you here?

Speaker 2 (28:09):
White dudes?

Speaker 7 (28:10):
It doesn't sound like it, but I'm not worried about
them at all because their wives and their wives lovers.

Speaker 8 (28:17):
Are all voting for me, every one of those people.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
That It was one of those moments for us last
night because Amy and I were sitting there in bed,
We've been watching the Broncos and I was flipping around
or something, and then came upon the dinner and Deaddiel
Smith dinner, and we caught about the second half of
it live. I mean, I'm laughing so hard, I'm almost
thrown up. I'm not saying she appreciated it as much

(28:45):
as I did, but uh oh, but I watched it
two or three more times before I went to bed.
She was pretty funny though, Yeah, but she laughing on
the inside. I think, yeah, you know how that goes? Yeah, yeah,
And there were some serious moments.

Speaker 7 (29:00):
This is a very religious evening to me, it really is.
It represents so much. My sister was somebody that loved
the church and gave to the church. The cardinal knew
that I had a certain priest that she thought was incredible, right.

Speaker 6 (29:16):
For a certain very very fine.

Speaker 7 (29:18):
Man that she thought was incredible. Having recently myself survived
two assassination attempts. I have a chart that went down
to the right. Fortunely, I looked at my old time
favorite piece of paper, but it went down and I
looked to the right, and I said.

Speaker 6 (29:37):
You know, was that luck?

Speaker 2 (29:39):
What was that luck?

Speaker 6 (29:40):
Or was that God that did that?

Speaker 2 (29:42):
And I think it was God that did that.

Speaker 8 (29:43):
I do.

Speaker 7 (29:47):
This is a very religious evening to me.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
It really is. Yeah, that sounds familiar. He expanded on that.
I'll get to that in a second. I thought it
was a very powerful moment. Let's go to Florida talk
to Sharon. You're on the Dane Kaplas. You'll welcome.

Speaker 13 (30:00):
Hey, Dan, it's been a long time since we talked that.
I like you grew up in a family of a
large Catholic family and went to Catholic school from first
grade through college.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Wow.

Speaker 13 (30:12):
That Yeah, my dad was a police officer. My mom
was a stay at home mom, just like yours. That
I beat you by kids because we had eleven year olds.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Oh my lord, Oh my lord, that is phenomenal. Well
what's the age.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Twelve?

Speaker 13 (30:31):
No, thirteen years?

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Wow, I've got to tell you that is one of
the most impressive things I've ever heard. And now, I mean, yeah,
I don't mean to diminish the accomplishment, but down the
street was the Gable family. They had eighteen so you've
still got time.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Done.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Oh okay, okay, but eleven.

Speaker 13 (30:56):
Dad, my dad passed away and my mom is now
eighty nine. Wow, things coming back.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
But imagine sitting there at eighty nine. What a sense
of fulfillment and accomplishment to have had eleven kids.

Speaker 13 (31:09):
Oh yeah, wow, And.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
So what do you make of all this?

Speaker 7 (31:15):
I was.

Speaker 13 (31:17):
Watching the show live last night, and by the way,
I listened to you all the time. I just recently
moved down here to Florida, like three years ago in Denver,
thank you. And I was watching it and I'm just
tracking it, and I couldn't stop looking at such Schumer's face.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
I know, it was great. It was like Grandpa Munster right,
just sitting there, just to the left. But there was
a warmth, don't you think between Schumer and Trump?

Speaker 13 (31:45):
There was? There was because because Trump right off the
deat said, you know, hey, before I got into politics,
you know, I backed him, and you know, and I
was there for for whatever he needed. And so he
really Trump really presented warmth. And and he you know,
he ribbed everybody, and everybody ribbed him, and he sat

(32:07):
there and he took it and he smiled all through it.
And I thought that the phone in appearance by Kamala
was just disgraceful. I mean, it's really that's the best
you can do, bringing out Molly Shannon recreating her character
from SML from years ago that most of the younger

(32:28):
population doesn't even know now well, and.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
It's mocking Catholic school kids.

Speaker 13 (32:34):
Oh yeah, I mean, but that was Molly Shannon's character
on FML at that time, and at the time they
thought it was funny, but now it's not so funny.

Speaker 10 (32:44):
Wow.

Speaker 13 (32:45):
Just shows you how much time has changed.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Yeah. Yeah, and well I only wish that you had
moved to a swing state like that. You were in Georgia,
North Carolina, Arizona. But Sharon, what a great call, and
please do call often.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Oh I will.

Speaker 13 (33:01):
And we survived both hurricanes and we're making making it
all good down here. And it's neighbor helping neighbors.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Am endo that what part of the stater are in.

Speaker 13 (33:13):
I'm just north of Clearwater Beach, so I'm on the
Gulf side of Florida. Well we missed, we missed the
bullet twice.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Well, I'm so happy for you, and and do call
off and Sharon, thank you for that. Hey, Cindy Romero
is coming up at five o six. She's a woman
who escaped from that apartment in Aurora apartment complex run
by Trendy Arragua and got that great videotape. She'll be
with us at five o six and of course much
more of this great sound from last night, instant classic.

Speaker 6 (33:43):
Chuck Schumer is here looking very Loveday looks for love me.

Speaker 8 (33:49):
It looks to love.

Speaker 7 (33:52):
But look on the bright side, Chuck, considering how woke
your party has become. If Kamala loses, you still have
a chance to become the first woman president.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
And again there was that warmth between the two last night.
That's why if you watch the whole twenty eight minutes
and it's up on my Twitter at Dan Caplis, it'll
be maybe the best twenty eight minutes you have tonight
or the second best twenty eight minutes you have tonight.
And this personally top I think the top of the evening.

Speaker 7 (34:27):
All poles are indicating I'm leading big with the Catholic vote,
as I should be, as I should be. But I
don't think Kamala has given up yet.

Speaker 8 (34:38):
She hasn't.

Speaker 7 (34:39):
Instead of attending tonight, she's in Michigan receiving communion from
Gretchen Whitmer.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
That was so dynamite And if you're not familiar with
the reference, go to Anten Capitalists Twitter. You can see
Whitmer mocking holy communion in this bizarre scene. So much
more of that ahead on the dan Kapla ship,
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