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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You ever heard of a punami?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Is that like when you've got a little stomach virus
or something, what's wrong with you? It could be I
could be on the evening news.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
It could be.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Hits local radio station. Mister Douglas has been fired.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I saw this story yesterday and I go, you're gotta
be kidding me. So I've never been to California. Seriously,
I've never even been in the state. Have you been
to Counting?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I have not. Okay, I don't feel so bad. There's
two of us in this room that never been to
Counting and they're going this isn't news that you want
to see heading into the summer, especially if you're headed
to the beach.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
But oh no.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
The Coronado and Silver Strand shoreline near San Diego have
been closed repeatedly, and we can ask Alec Stone about this.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
That's a little further south from where I don't know
how much further San Diego is from LA but it's
you know, but they've been repeatedly closed this spring. There's
sewage contamination flowing north from the Tijuana River that is
flowing there. That's why they're calling it a pooh nami.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Flowing north flowing north. Well, that's wrong in itself, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I don't understand. I just know what's on this sheet,
and it's from a reliable sheet, I said, sheet correct. Yes,
poo nami, not tsunami. Pooh nami, poop nami. The Department
(01:49):
of Environmental Health and Quality is issued multiple closures advisories
stretching from the international border all the way through Silver
Strand and Coronado. Again not exactly sure geographically where that is,
but the Tijuana sewage crisis has caused recurring beach closures
air quality problems in the South Bay, they say for
(02:13):
decades now, but I guess it's particularly bad right now.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
So is this American pooh? Or is this Mexico poo?
Because Mexican could go either way.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I think it's Mexican.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Oh, man, spicy poo namis. You don't want that?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
WHOA, that's gotta hurt.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Ooh. You can tell by the look on their face
what it's happening. Oh.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Can you imagine being you know, in the water before
they said we got to close this down, and you
were unfortunate recipient of discovering coming out going something's wrong here.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Rather have jellyfish stings than to come out and find
out that I was swimming in Pooh.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, there's there's advisories and effect. Again, we'll ask Alex
about this a little bit later in the hour. He's
going to give us the report on UFOs and the
files and all of that stuff. Several other San Diego
beaches including La Joya's Children's Pool and Ocean Beach, Dog Beach. Yeah,
(03:26):
so this is a real thing, reason one six and
fifteen that I don't really care to swim in the
Pacific off the California coast.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
In related news, and her husband heavily invested in a
Pooh clean up company just a week ago.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
It's amazing the timing of yeah, it just works out,
just amazing. So yeah, no, no real more as far
as development goes with Dave Yost other than what really
was reported yesterday. Yeah. It's a Christian legal group, the
(04:06):
Alliance Defending Freedom Christian legal advocacy group and known for
its role in the overturning of Roe v. Wade and
several other US Supreme Court cases too. So I guess
he's going to be start date of June eighth at
the Alliance Defending Freedom and that'll be it.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
They must have really wanted him and said like, Okay,
here's your deadline. We need you, we need you now,
blah blah blah. Because he's leaving here as of June seven,
then starting their June eighth, he's not even taken a
couple of weeks to stretch his legs, have a beer
and say, okay, next chapter. You know there must be
something really cooking down there they need him for.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
When you're the top dog in Ohio between now and then,
I mean, and look, Dave, if you're listening, don't take
this the wrong way, but do you kind of start
mailing it in? Do you start doling out so you know,
barring something really crazy serious that he needs to be
one hundred percent hands on involved in, right, do you
(05:09):
kind of almost start that that slow exit the thing
you're talking about stretching your legs and so on.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I don't think so. Not him.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
No, I'm not saying he's gonna a slacker.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Well, I think if he's doing anything, what he's doing
is saying, Okay, somebody's going to take over. You are
my second hand in this place, right now, come here.
I need you to know everything that is going on.
Here's what is already working. Here's what we've got here.
I think he's probably getting somebody in that office ready
to be the right hand of whoever comes in to
(05:38):
replace him.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Now, the person that would be that you are describing
there is not going to need their handheld. Think about that.
At least they better not if you're taking over, if
you're taking over top council. Yeah, maybe in a state
of a hut.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Maybe not in the process, but in the information. I
mean there's there's files and everything that.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Well, here's some passwords and get the reading. That's what
I'd be That's what I'd be saying about.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
And the faster here. This is why it would make
perfect sense. So it won't happen for Governor Dwine to
name somebody over the weekend, have them ready to go
in there and and shadow him beginning Monday morning. Yeah.
But you know, as long as Dwine can drag something
out so you're talking about him every day, he probably will.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Well, you're one hundred percent I think spot on bullseye
right there as far as the governor goes, especially knowing
that this is his last Erah, you know, as governor,
but I I I'm gonna stay with the person that's
stepping in better not need a whole lot of direction
and training. You're stepping into the ag role of Ohio,
(06:43):
you know, you better really know what you're doing already. Again,
it's just a matter of, uh, let me let me
hand you. Let me hand you this sheet with the
passwords on it, and uh, you got any questions for me?
You know, I don't know that I'd be going over
every single thing.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Here's some papers vending machines over there, good luck.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah. And also with Dave Yost, he's the guy that
probably has a lot of stuff that's already kind of
doing its thing because he's so thorough, he's so buttoned up. Ye,
I don't see it. Oh we got seventeen loose ends
on some stuff that's just dangling there. I don't see
that happening either. But but yeah, you know what, I'm sorry,
(07:28):
I got to address it's happening again?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Is it happening again?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Well, that's my son, okay, And I have the phone.
My phone is set up where when I have it
on and I have it on silent, but I have
it set up where he and my daughter and my
wife and then my parents as well. Yes, they can
get through when it's on silent. If they send something through,
it will still alert me the audio. And I want
(07:53):
to say to him, do you not know what I
do for a living? Son? I'm on the air right now.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Well, you make sure that they are not blocked for
just that reason. They're your family and they know what
you do, and if they're going to do it at
that time, it must be because it must be done.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Well, maybe it's uh, I hope that it's not an emergency.
But his mother is there, Okay, my wife is with him.
So it's just like, what was so pressing?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
If you want to step out and call I can
talk for a while there.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Stop it.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I mean I might even be able to demonstrate I
just had what is this? Sparkling, sparkling BlackBerry water? My
first time experiencing this?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
What's that like? That was in the fridge out there.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah, yeah, so I'm not it's if you're going to
have flavoring like this, you should just go ahead and
be soda. This is like water. If somebody poured water
in a soda.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
What's it called? What's the can read? It's sparkling sparkling water. Yeah,
sparkling water BlackBerry flavored BlackBerry. Yeah, okay, it's just.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
It's like almost soda pop but not quite is it.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Is there sugar and carbs and stuff in that?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Or no? I don't believe, So you should have it
right on barkling water. Is it zero calories or zero?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Oh? Okay, they're good to go.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Then, yeah, I mean it's okay. It's not something I
go out and buy.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
It's certainly not al eight, which no, we know Zach
consumes enormous quantities of.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
They got to just call that Zach eight.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah, you know what you Uh, Zach might be the
only one in this area that buys it. I've never
seen anybody drink that ever except him.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Every now and then I want across somebody goes to
the store and buy some ski, and I'm just like, oh,
what a hill billy you are? Spell that like this
sportski ski? Oh you don't have had ski before, never
heard of it?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Get out of it.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I'm gonna bring you some ski.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Is it a soda?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah? Oh yeah, it's a citrus soda.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Big in southern Ohio. Oh we lax it down in
Jackson County. Ski doomas Walker. You remember the song dum
miss walker by who Kentucky Headhunters man, I don't know it.
Oh my gosh. He had a srollburger fries and a
bottle of scheme bring it down or baby me?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Is that b R A N G brang? Bring it on?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I love the Headhunters man, I miss them.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
What's the number one gift mothers want for Mother's Day
this year? Can you guess?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Vacuum bags?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Vacuum bags is incorrect? Try again.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
New broom is probably out there.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
You guys brothers so wrong.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I think they probably uh, something relaxing, maybe a spa
day or something like that.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I'm going to First of all, this just made me
think of I didn't plan to even throw this in there,
but it just jumped into my otherwise empty head. The
member who played with us the other day at Mierfield,
we're walking down the fairway and he goes, yeah, you
know Mother's Day is coming up. I go yeah, and
he goes yeah. So we just had to get a
new dishwasher put in our house. And I told my wife, hey,
(11:01):
I got your Mother's Day. I go ooh, you know Metallica, right,
He goes yeah, I go sleep with one eye. Oh oh,
but I went, wow, that was his wife. Well, he
was making the joke and then he just.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I thought he was getting a new wife.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
No, no, no, no, a new dishwasher. But you're saying
the wife is the dishwasher. Oh, and that's like the
double whammy.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
No, send your hate mailing courtesy of Zach at six Why.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yes, you guys, and call him, by the way, if
you'd like to speak to Zach personally. First of all,
you can call anytime we're on, or if you want
to wait to get on the air, you could do
smop Saturday morning, Open Funks tomorrow morning. You're on, right,
you're yes, I will be on You're doing the You're
doing the show tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
And if he doesn't like you, he'll turn up the
on hold sound real loud while you're waiting.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yes, that's what you do. That's what I was told.
It's real loud. If he doesn't like yeah, I can't
believe that guy. So you, guys. The number one gift
according to this for Mother's Day, and this is overwhelming.
There were several thousand moms who were surveyed for this.
(12:12):
The overwhelming number one answer was free time. They just
want free time. They have a time to read a book,
to watch a movie, to work out a hobby. Literally,
that's what most of the mothers said. More than half
say they just want to be able to drop everything.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
And do nothing, kind of along the lines of whatever
relaxation thing.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
So, yeah, that's an easy gift to give, is you know,
I think this is kind of interesting too. And it
starts with, well, this may be surprising if you've never
taken care of small children. All three of us have
taken care of small children. Chuck is still taking care
of small children. But you'll resonate. This resonates with you.
I guarantee it. It's been so long you've for gotten
(13:00):
what it's like. But Toddler's preschoolers come to the bathroom
when you go because they say they want to go
to the bathroom in peace. This is one of the
things Mom said they wanted. They want to go to
the bathroom in peace. Even if you go in alone,
they could be standing on the outside of the door,
asking all the questions, continuing to speak to you.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
And it only happens moms get that. Dads really don't
get that. Maybe you know the aromatic price you pay
for joining dad in the bathroom is just not worth it.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I'm not sure, but.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
But for some reason the children will go in the
bathroom with mom and it's fortunately we don't have that issue.
We've broken them all. However, the dog now feels the
need to come to the door.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Nellie, Yes, well like scratch at it.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Yes, she wants in.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Does too. We should put them together and so happens. Okay,
so I'll join this if I am just going in
for number one and you know, and it's just me
there with esther and I just kinda it's just out
of habit. You just kind of you kind of shut
the door, but it's not all the way shut. She
literally will be like and like open it up with
(14:10):
her nose and she'll walk in there and just stand
there and stare at me. I'm like, what are you doing?
She's like looking at me, like what's going on in here?
What are you doing? I think that part of curiosity.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
It also part like dogs or that's your they'll kind
of protect you because they know you're vulnerable type of thing.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I think that's in their DNA. It's interesting. Could be
I didn't even think about that. Man, She doesn't come
in and then put her back to me and sit
down and face the door and like, Okay, if anybody
comes in, I got your back. Yeah, they're aware though
that you're like indisposed right if you will.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
But yeah, possibly, but I even thought about that, But
that could very well be.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I think that's so funny. And she will do that
to Jenny too. When Jenny goes in, she'll shut the
door and then Esther's on the app scratching with her.
Let me in. I want to come in there. It's
the funniest thing watching the animals. Man, it's so great.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Nellie. Also, we did something the other When you put
your hand under the bedspread moving around like this, she
does the fastest claw scratching trying to get through the bedspread.
I've never seen a dog's legs move that fast. It's like,
she's so freaky.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Isn't that fun?
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Though?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
I love messing with them.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
You watch it and you feel like there should be
cartoon sounds. It's really funny.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
But I thought that was something that would resonate with
all of us and with people who have have had
young children.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah, that are listening, So Dad, go to the printer
right now and just type it up. You know, every
every Saturday, from noon to three, you are free and
I've got everything.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I got everything, why in the laundry, and we're free time.
There's your free time, unless, of course, something's going on
and I need your help, which is constant, a tentatively scheduled.
Try to give them free time. That's what moms really want.
(16:09):
That's according to this and I one hundred percent can
believe it. Traffic
You ever heard of a punami?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Is that like when you've got a little stomach virus
or something, what's wrong with you? It could be I
could be on the evening news.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
It could be.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Hits local radio station. Mister Douglas has been fired.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I saw this story yesterday and I go, you're gotta
be kidding me. So I've never been to California. Seriously,
I've never even been in the state. Have you been
to Counting?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I have not. Okay, I don't feel so bad. There's
two of us in this room that never been to
Counting and they're going this isn't news that you want
to see heading into the summer, especially if you're headed
to the beach.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
But oh no.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
The Coronado and Silver Strand shoreline near San Diego have
been closed repeatedly, and we can ask Alec Stone about this.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
That's a little further south from where I don't know
how much further San Diego is from LA but it's
you know, but they've been repeatedly closed this spring. There's
sewage contamination flowing north from the Tijuana River that is
flowing there. That's why they're calling it a pooh nami.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Flowing north flowing north. Well, that's wrong in itself, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I don't understand. I just know what's on this sheet,
and it's from a reliable sheet, I said, sheet correct. Yes,
poo nami, not tsunami. Pooh nami, poop nami. The Department
(01:49):
of Environmental Health and Quality is issued multiple closures advisories
stretching from the international border all the way through Silver
Strand and Coronado. Again not exactly sure geographically where that is,
but the Tijuana sewage crisis has caused recurring beach closures
air quality problems in the South Bay, they say for
(02:13):
decades now, but I guess it's particularly bad right now.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
So is this American pooh? Or is this Mexico poo?
Because Mexican could go either way.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I think it's Mexican.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Oh, man, spicy poo namis. You don't want that?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
WHOA, that's gotta hurt.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Ooh. You can tell by the look on their face
what it's happening. Oh.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Can you imagine being you know, in the water before
they said we got to close this down, and you
were unfortunate recipient of discovering coming out going something's wrong here.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Rather have jellyfish stings than to come out and find
out that I was swimming in Pooh.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, there's there's advisories and effect. Again, we'll ask Alex
about this a little bit later in the hour. He's
going to give us the report on UFOs and the
files and all of that stuff. Several other San Diego
beaches including La Joya's Children's Pool and Ocean Beach, Dog Beach. Yeah,
(03:26):
so this is a real thing, reason one six and
fifteen that I don't really care to swim in the
Pacific off the California coast.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
In related news, and her husband heavily invested in a
Pooh clean up company just a week ago.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
It's amazing the timing of yeah, it just works out,
just amazing. So yeah, no, no real more as far
as development goes with Dave Yost other than what really
was reported yesterday. Yeah. It's a Christian legal group, the
(04:06):
Alliance Defending Freedom Christian legal advocacy group and known for
its role in the overturning of Roe v. Wade and
several other US Supreme Court cases too. So I guess
he's going to be start date of June eighth at
the Alliance Defending Freedom and that'll be it.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
They must have really wanted him and said like, Okay,
here's your deadline. We need you, we need you now,
blah blah blah. Because he's leaving here as of June seven,
then starting their June eighth, he's not even taken a
couple of weeks to stretch his legs, have a beer
and say, okay, next chapter. You know there must be
something really cooking down there they need him for.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
When you're the top dog in Ohio between now and then,
I mean, and look, Dave, if you're listening, don't take
this the wrong way, but do you kind of start
mailing it in? Do you start doling out so you know,
barring something really crazy serious that he needs to be
one hundred percent hands on involved in, right, do you
(05:09):
kind of almost start that that slow exit the thing
you're talking about stretching your legs and so on.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I don't think so. Not him.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
No, I'm not saying he's gonna a slacker.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Well, I think if he's doing anything, what he's doing
is saying, Okay, somebody's going to take over. You are
my second hand in this place, right now, come here.
I need you to know everything that is going on.
Here's what is already working. Here's what we've got here.
I think he's probably getting somebody in that office ready
to be the right hand of whoever comes in to
(05:38):
replace him.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Now, the person that would be that you are describing
there is not going to need their handheld. Think about that.
At least they better not if you're taking over, if
you're taking over top council. Yeah, maybe in a state
of a hut.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Maybe not in the process, but in the information. I
mean there's there's files and everything that.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Well, here's some passwords and get the reading. That's what
I'd be That's what I'd be saying about.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
And the faster here. This is why it would make
perfect sense. So it won't happen for Governor Dwine to
name somebody over the weekend, have them ready to go
in there and and shadow him beginning Monday morning. Yeah.
But you know, as long as Dwine can drag something
out so you're talking about him every day, he probably will.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Well, you're one hundred percent I think spot on bullseye
right there as far as the governor goes, especially knowing
that this is his last Erah, you know, as governor,
but I I I'm gonna stay with the person that's
stepping in better not need a whole lot of direction
and training. You're stepping into the ag role of Ohio,
(06:43):
you know, you better really know what you're doing already. Again,
it's just a matter of, uh, let me let me
hand you. Let me hand you this sheet with the
passwords on it, and uh, you got any questions for me?
You know, I don't know that I'd be going over
every single thing.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Here's some papers vending machines over there, good luck.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah. And also with Dave Yost, he's the guy that
probably has a lot of stuff that's already kind of
doing its thing because he's so thorough, he's so buttoned up. Ye,
I don't see it. Oh we got seventeen loose ends
on some stuff that's just dangling there. I don't see
that happening either. But but yeah, you know what, I'm sorry,
(07:28):
I got to address it's happening again?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Is it happening again?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Well, that's my son, okay, And I have the phone.
My phone is set up where when I have it
on and I have it on silent, but I have
it set up where he and my daughter and my
wife and then my parents as well. Yes, they can
get through when it's on silent. If they send something through,
it will still alert me the audio. And I want
(07:53):
to say to him, do you not know what I
do for a living? Son? I'm on the air right now.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Well, you make sure that they are not blocked for
just that reason. They're your family and they know what
you do, and if they're going to do it at
that time, it must be because it must be done.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Well, maybe it's uh, I hope that it's not an emergency.
But his mother is there, Okay, my wife is with him.
So it's just like, what was so pressing?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
If you want to step out and call I can
talk for a while there.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Stop it.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I mean I might even be able to demonstrate I
just had what is this? Sparkling, sparkling BlackBerry water? My
first time experiencing this?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
What's that like? That was in the fridge out there.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah, yeah, so I'm not it's if you're going to
have flavoring like this, you should just go ahead and
be soda. This is like water. If somebody poured water
in a soda.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
What's it called? What's the can read? It's sparkling sparkling water. Yeah,
sparkling water BlackBerry flavored BlackBerry. Yeah, okay, it's just.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
It's like almost soda pop but not quite is it.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Is there sugar and carbs and stuff in that?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Or no? I don't believe, So you should have it
right on barkling water. Is it zero calories or zero?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Oh? Okay, they're good to go.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Then, yeah, I mean it's okay. It's not something I
go out and buy.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
It's certainly not al eight, which no, we know Zach
consumes enormous quantities of.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
They got to just call that Zach eight.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah, you know what you Uh, Zach might be the
only one in this area that buys it. I've never
seen anybody drink that ever except him.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Every now and then I want across somebody goes to
the store and buy some ski, and I'm just like, oh,
what a hill billy you are? Spell that like this
sportski ski? Oh you don't have had ski before, never
heard of it?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Get out of it.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I'm gonna bring you some ski.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Is it a soda?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah? Oh yeah, it's a citrus soda.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Big in southern Ohio. Oh we lax it down in
Jackson County. Ski doomas Walker. You remember the song dum
miss walker by who Kentucky Headhunters man, I don't know it.
Oh my gosh. He had a srollburger fries and a
bottle of scheme bring it down or baby me?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Is that b R A N G brang? Bring it on?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I love the Headhunters man, I miss them.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
What's the number one gift mothers want for Mother's Day
this year? Can you guess?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Vacuum bags?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Vacuum bags is incorrect? Try again.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
New broom is probably out there.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
You guys brothers so wrong.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I think they probably uh, something relaxing, maybe a spa
day or something like that.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I'm going to First of all, this just made me
think of I didn't plan to even throw this in there,
but it just jumped into my otherwise empty head. The
member who played with us the other day at Mierfield,
we're walking down the fairway and he goes, yeah, you
know Mother's Day is coming up. I go yeah, and
he goes yeah. So we just had to get a
new dishwasher put in our house. And I told my wife, hey,
(11:01):
I got your Mother's Day. I go ooh, you know Metallica, right,
He goes yeah, I go sleep with one eye. Oh oh,
but I went, wow, that was his wife. Well, he
was making the joke and then he just.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I thought he was getting a new wife.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
No, no, no, no, a new dishwasher. But you're saying
the wife is the dishwasher. Oh, and that's like the
double whammy.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
No, send your hate mailing courtesy of Zach at six Why.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yes, you guys, and call him, by the way, if
you'd like to speak to Zach personally. First of all,
you can call anytime we're on, or if you want
to wait to get on the air, you could do
smop Saturday morning, Open Funks tomorrow morning. You're on, right,
you're yes, I will be on You're doing the You're
doing the show tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
And if he doesn't like you, he'll turn up the
on hold sound real loud while you're waiting.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yes, that's what you do. That's what I was told.
It's real loud. If he doesn't like yeah, I can't
believe that guy. So you, guys. The number one gift
according to this for Mother's Day, and this is overwhelming.
There were several thousand moms who were surveyed for this.
(12:12):
The overwhelming number one answer was free time. They just
want free time. They have a time to read a book,
to watch a movie, to work out a hobby. Literally,
that's what most of the mothers said. More than half
say they just want to be able to drop everything.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
And do nothing, kind of along the lines of whatever
relaxation thing.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
So, yeah, that's an easy gift to give, is you know,
I think this is kind of interesting too. And it
starts with, well, this may be surprising if you've never
taken care of small children. All three of us have
taken care of small children. Chuck is still taking care
of small children. But you'll resonate. This resonates with you.
I guarantee it. It's been so long you've for gotten
(13:00):
what it's like. But Toddler's preschoolers come to the bathroom
when you go because they say they want to go
to the bathroom in peace. This is one of the
things Mom said they wanted. They want to go to
the bathroom in peace. Even if you go in alone,
they could be standing on the outside of the door,
asking all the questions, continuing to speak to you.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
And it only happens moms get that. Dads really don't
get that. Maybe you know the aromatic price you pay
for joining dad in the bathroom is just not worth it.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I'm not sure, but.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
But for some reason the children will go in the
bathroom with mom and it's fortunately we don't have that issue.
We've broken them all. However, the dog now feels the
need to come to the door.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Nellie, Yes, well like scratch at it.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Yes, she wants in.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Does too. We should put them together and so happens. Okay,
so I'll join this if I am just going in
for number one and you know, and it's just me
there with esther and I just kinda it's just out
of habit. You just kind of you kind of shut
the door, but it's not all the way shut. She
literally will be like and like open it up with
(14:10):
her nose and she'll walk in there and just stand
there and stare at me. I'm like, what are you doing?
She's like looking at me, like what's going on in here?
What are you doing? I think that part of curiosity.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
It also part like dogs or that's your they'll kind
of protect you because they know you're vulnerable type of thing.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I think that's in their DNA. It's interesting. Could be
I didn't even think about that. Man, She doesn't come
in and then put her back to me and sit
down and face the door and like, Okay, if anybody
comes in, I got your back. Yeah, they're aware though
that you're like indisposed right if you will.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
But yeah, possibly, but I even thought about that, But
that could very well be.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I think that's so funny. And she will do that
to Jenny too. When Jenny goes in, she'll shut the
door and then Esther's on the app scratching with her.
Let me in. I want to come in there. It's
the funniest thing watching the animals. Man, it's so great.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Nellie. Also, we did something the other When you put
your hand under the bedspread moving around like this, she
does the fastest claw scratching trying to get through the bedspread.
I've never seen a dog's legs move that fast. It's like,
she's so freaky.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Isn't that fun?
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Though?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
I love messing with them.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
You watch it and you feel like there should be
cartoon sounds. It's really funny.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
But I thought that was something that would resonate with
all of us and with people who have have had
young children.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah, that are listening, So Dad, go to the printer
right now and just type it up. You know, every
every Saturday, from noon to three, you are free and
I've got everything.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I got everything, why in the laundry, and we're free time.
There's your free time, unless, of course, something's going on
and I need your help, which is constant, a tentatively scheduled.
Try to give them free time. That's what moms really want.
(16:09):
That's according to this and I one hundred percent can
believe it. Traffic
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