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The TOM BRADY Tampa Bay Follies continue. First, he got kicked out of a closed park where he was trying to practice . . . and now he's walking into random people's houses.

NBC sitcom Parks and Recreation is returning to primetime with a one-off, scripted reunion special next week. Amy Poehler will be joined by original cast members Chris Pratt, Nick Offerman, Adam Scott, Rob Lowe, Rashida Jones, Aubrey Plaza, Aziz Ansari, Retta, and Jim O'Heir on Thursday, April 30 at 8:30 p.m. ET/PT.

At one time or another, we've probably all wanted to cause FRED DURST grievous bodily harm. But EDDIE VAN HALEN came close to actually doing it. That's according to a new book about Eddie that's out now.

Supposedly, the two met at a party, and someone suggested they jam together. Durst joked that it would be, quote, "The greatest guitar player ever [playing] with the worst band ever." But Eddie was into it.

So the jam went down. But it ended early because Eddie got mad that people were smoking pot . . . and he left without any of his gear.

He tried to get in touch with Fred to get his stuff back, but after 24 hours of not hearing back, he drove to his house. With a GUN.

The author says that Eddie told him, quote, "That [A-hole] answered the door. I put my gun to that stupid [effing] red hat of his, and I said, 'Where’s my [stuff], mother[effer]?'"

Needless to say, Eddie got his gear back.