Ladies, Put Down the Razors and Celebrate "Janu-Hairy"! - Paul & Al Show

You've heard of "Dry January" where people swear off all alcohol for the entire first month of the year? Well, women are also celebrating "Janu-Hairy", liberating themselves from the burden of shaving armpits, legs, and bikini lines for the month. Which is ultimately bad timing for a woman looking to hook up this month with it also being Dry January, because a dude is FAR less likely to want to get with a really hairy chick when he's totally sober. When he's totally smashed again in February he wouldn't think twice about nailing freakin' Chewbacca.