August 3, 2026 • 43 mins
We announce all the details you need to know for the 2026 Sore Losers Fantasy Football League! Have you been waiting for your shot at GLORY? Is this the year your dreams come true and you get in the most exclusive league in the history of the NFL? Also Ray talks about the difficulty of trying to dig a grave for a dead dog so he now knows why the news always says people were found in a shallow grave. Plus Lunchbox reveals his anger towards his Dad when they had to put their dog down and what changed everything in Lunchbox's eyes that day.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to the Sored Losers Podcast. We are the Sore Losers.
We're a spinoff show of The Big Show, The Bobby
Bone Show. Here's lunch.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Oh man, dude, I am I'm wiped. Yes you are white. No, no, wiped,
wiped like wiped. My sister and her three kids were
in town. They just left yesterday. Holy crap. It has
been nothing but non stop action, partying, partying, partying, running around,
(00:34):
going to this, going to that, trying to show him
a good time. I'm exhausted.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
The thing I was most impressed with was the Country
Music Hall of Fame, because you tried to get him
some culture.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Well I didn't choose that. My niece chose that. Oh
and then they're, oh, we want to go to the zoo,
we want to go here, and she's like, oh my gosh,
I'm so tired.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I would say, I mean, I'm You're in these watershed moments.
What do you think was the watershed moment? Something that
the kids are gonna remember from that trip. Of all
the things you did, typically there's one thing they'll remember
for the rest of their lives.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Probably playing Doctor.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Ray a fall on operation on my testicle.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
No, no, no, no, nothing to do with my testy. I
am talking about them playing doctor on each other. They
set up a doctor's office. They put up signs and
it was like boss and then had a name assistant
Boss baby box three, and then doctor was baby box one.
(01:40):
And then you were patients and you had to wait
in line. You came in the waiting room and the
boss would be like, Okay, what's your name, what's why
are you here today? Do you have insurance? And she
asked if we'd be playing with cash or card?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
So you're telling me these kids don't even have jobs,
and they're already rushing to get a job.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah. And then whenever she got all the information, she'd
fill it out on a sheet of paper and then
she would walk e talkie, are you guys ready for
the next patient to be sent back? And then they
would say yes, send the patient back, and then she
would say, I'm sending poo poo head back. That was
my name. Who were all the patients? Me, my sister, neighbor, Bill,
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my wife and then the other kids.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Was it a vet clinic as well?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
No, not a that clinic, just straight doctor's office and
you would get whatever you'd get wrapped in a broken
arm or whatever. They would give you a bandage for
your head, just things like that, and they would just
wrap paper around you with rubber bands. Okay, come back
and see us in about a month, and then you'd leave.
We're ready for the next patient. Please.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Did you find it easier to get into their hospital
or hospitals in America?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Oh? Their hospital for sure. There wasn't a long way time.
It wasn't like, oh, yeah, you're not feeling well, we
can see you in a month. When you call a
doctor's office, right, there was no doctor Fauci.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I'm not getting political.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I'm not either. I plead the fifth.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
He is all over my Instagram though, he's everywhere.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Why is he just went on trial or something or
not even trial. I think he just gets yelled at
and then that's the end of it.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
What a fun job. See. I don't understand why people
want to do this crap, Like why would you want
to be Is he a scientist or a doctor?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
He was a scientist and doctor, but he never became
big until COVID and then that was his wheelhouse and
that's what blew him up to mega fame.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
And he loved the fame.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
He loved the fame his journal.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
No, he kept a diary, and he would say, and
I guess I don't know how they had access to it.
The government was like.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Well, well, you can just take someone's diary. I thought
that was Lock and key Man. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Sure, but for whatever reason, maybe it was part of
the trial. And I don't even know what trial it.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Is, but exactly I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
The diary said like, on this day, I was very famous.
I was in almost every news article. I never, in
my wildest dreams, thought I would be this famous. He's like,
everybody is talking about me. One of the local politicians
in New York said that they're closing schools because of me.
Another person in Washington, d C. Said they're closing schools
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because of my article. My face is everywhere. I am
one of the most famous people in all the world today.
That's what he wrote in his diary. They read this,
it was I don't know how say, holy hell, I
have a diary. My question fact like you're hiding something.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
This is my favorite part is he gets up, I
guess it's on the stand and says, I plead the fifth.
So then what the hell do they do? They just
yell at him the whole time. Does he go get
af to stand and they sit down and then they
yell at him? Or how does it work well? And
is he going to like what is it? Who is it?
Does he have a lawyer?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
He had one, but the guy got kicked out because
they said, hey, he's not allowed to be here, and
the lawyer didn't have a mic and nobody could hear
what he was saying, and the guy just booted him
out of the courtroom. But yeah, he said he pleaded
the fifth to everything. Yeah, but it was just these
guys getting to yell at him for the American people.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Very interesting and what a terrible job.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I mean, it is nuts though. How you saw it
on your Instagram?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Right? Yeah? So did I? Well, how did you see
your romo stuff Twitter?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Well?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Same thing? Was it on an algorithm?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
They're controlling what we're seeing. We're seeing the same crap.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah, well, because we're on the Sword Loser's account, so
I think it so we see the same feed because
we're both using the sword Losers Twitter of the Martinez brothers. Ah,
we haven't heard from them in a while. Dude, what
about the nose? We've seen him haven't heard from Cat Dick,
Marco and the Bronx. Haven't heard from Marcus Spears. He
(06:07):
came back and then disappeared again.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
You know who else died? The sore Losers? Locks?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Oh what happened to that?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
He passed away in the desert. I haven't heard from
him in three years?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Taylor Dial. Hopefully he's still kicking it in Florida. Uh,
Ruiz Justin? Now we know Justin's still live. We don't
mention another name. Oh but yeah, man, it's been a while.
But yeah, I'm here on a Monday. I'm pretty tired.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
All right, guys, we're gonna do it live. We're gonna
intro the show.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
We are the one, two, three Sore Losers. What up, everybody?
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
It's Sizzon from the North, Alpha Male. Also from the West.
Mind you, I'm from Wyoming. We are now talking about
that on the Big Show. But I'm from Michigan. I'm
from Wyoming. I'm from Texas. I'm from downtown Lower Broadway, Nashville,
I'm from the west side of Nashville. Now I'm from
Indian Lake, Nashville. Guys, it is unbelievable the places I've lived, Oh,
(07:15):
the places you'll go. I got two kids at Vanderbilt.
They are still the eggs. They need to be embryos
sometime soon. I think they last forever until they become embryos.
You just freeze them. Pay a couple hundred dollars. And
Justin's supposed to be looking after him, but he's on
a dinghy. He's on Gun Lake, probably gambling. Probably found
the brown before the sun went down. We need to
check in with him sometime soon. But Coach before further
(07:37):
Ado over to.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
You, man, I feel bad like Justin bailed on his
dead dog. He bailed on your kids, he bailed on
your friendship. I mean, dude's known for bailing.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
And I go over into the corner of the property
because I said, I have two point three three three
three acres. His dog is on the very far corner
of the property. I went over there for the first
time in about six months the other day, and the
mowers respect it. I mean the grave site they have.
The trimmer goes over there and trims it. They got
the mowing, the lines are perfect. They haven't disturbed the
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grave site. And it's like, man, it's like a an
homage to the dog. I mean just just an absolute,
just an absolute tribute, just like you see it, and
it is just Wow, what a precious life.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
It wasn't even my damn dog.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
I never even really met the thing and it's just
in the corner of my property with.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
This boodiful booifold tombstone. I met the dog. Like one time.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
You had me worried when you said you walked over
there to visit the dog. I was like, oh God,
I got dug up by a wild item. Some wild
animals smelt the dog and dug it up. But you're
telling me it's still resting in peace.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
What was it?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Was it the neighborhood cat something When we first buried it,
it was the neighborhood cat.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
We have some wild ones, Paarl.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Yeah, if you will, it would go sit on the
very top of the tombstone because it knew there was
human life underneath it, a body underneath. Wow, of all
the places for the cat to sit, why would you
sit on the tombstone?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Smells it? Yeah, cat's got good noses, I think.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
But let's be real. We buried it with like a
twelve pack of michelobultra. If a wild animal wanted to
get to it, it really could have.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
So you're telling me you didn't go the whole six feet.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
And no, no, no, no, no no. I dug the thing justin. Hey,
I'm too worked up. I don't. I don't. I'm gonna
come over right when we're ready to put him in.
So I'm out there all day digging it.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
I mean, you want to know how hard it is
to dick six feet Yeah, when it hasn't rained. I
was out there sweating from eight am till noon. Guys,
sorry if this is bringing you down, if you're ever trucking.
But so I'm out there digging it. I'm put down
two Mikel balls. Justin comes with the dog, had it
in a duffel bag and then just threw the duffel
bag and the set it in there. Well, it rained,
(10:09):
and what we didn't realize is you need to put
rock on top of it. Yeah, because the dirt had
put we put up a mound, so say it's a
foot mound. When it rained, that entire mound disappeared and
the dog might have been at the surface. So then
what I I didn't know the entire earth rises when
it rains. So then I had to put a whole
(10:30):
bunch of rock that I stole from a quarry down
the road on top of it, and then the tombstone
on top of that. And now it looks like it's
probably not really penetrable by wild animals. But that next
morning I actually almost thought that it raised from the grave.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Wow, now did you wrap him in anything or did
you just set itim in?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Well, justin paid a company to come out, and they
give it a shot, and then within thirty minutes it dies.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Oh okay, yeah, I thought he was dead when you
got there.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Well he was, and so then he put it in
a duffel bag and then drove out to my house.
But I mean that thing was a dead weight. I mean,
I can't believe people kill people and try to drag people.
He could barely carry his dog. I mean that thing
was ninety pounds of lead. Oh, and so then he
had to carry it all the way over. I was like, dude,
just bring your car. It looked like we were burying
(11:23):
a human.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
And so he's got He's like, I'll just get it.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
And so he's got this duffel bag and this dog
is it might have been one hundred and forty pounds
and Justin can't even lift it, and I'm like, get to.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
The corner of the property. He didn't want it. I
told him to get his car and drive it across
my property because the dog was so heavy. So what
does he do.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
He schlepped it all the way over there, then finally
got it to the hole and then that's when we
just started covering it in dirt.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
See, I thought he brought it to your house for
his final few moments. I didn't realize he did it
at his house and had to drive the whole way
out to your house. Just very distraught because the pupper
was gone. And that's a really hard thing to do,
because I know that my dad like our childhood dog, Nicki,
(12:08):
like her back hips went out. My parents got her
a wheelchair. I was already in college.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Whoa oh dog wheelchair?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Dog wheelchair? And we were not giving up on Nicki
because you'd put her back legs in that wheelchair and she.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Would still fly.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
And my dad calls me one day, he's like, hey,
We're gonna have to put Nicki down this weekend.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I'm partying, so yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
And I said, okay, I'll be home.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
You took off a weekend of partying at college.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yeah, And I took off work at Sam's Club sixty
four sixteen, and I said, hey, I gotta go home.
I got my dog. And I was so mad at
my dad because I was like, he's just doing it.
He doesn't care. I can't believe he wouldn't, you know,
try to save the dog. Why is he doing this?
And we took Nicki for one last walk, took her
(12:57):
up to the elementary school that her run wild with
the wheelchair around the grass and the greenery and a
little bit on the playground. And then my dad was
in the backyard and he was digging the hole and
he was bawling his eyes out. No, it wasn't funny, man, dude,
(13:18):
it wasn't funny. Sorry, it wasn't funny. It was the
first time I think i'd seen my dad cry.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I mean, when you got to dig the hole.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
And I was like, okay, my dad cares, Like I
changed my whole attitude, my perspective going into the whole process.
I was so angry at my dad because I was like,
he just doesn't care. He just thinks it's, you know,
a hassle to have the dog. I can't believe he's
decided it's trying to put her down. Things like that.
(13:50):
Then seeing him dig that hole in the backyard, I
was like, I was completely wrong. My dad is his
world is shattered. He's heartbroken. He is. I mean, he
was bawling as he's digging.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
So should I have been bawling when I was digging
the hole? For justice? No, I've ever met.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
It wasn't your dog, So I get it. So that's
what I'm saying. I can't believe the emotional feeling Justin
had to feel on that long drive with his dog
in a Duffel bag, And that just seems so hard
to do right after he has been put down to
drive and just cry and cry. And so yeah, my
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dad bawled and we were bawling. We had to go
to the vet and do the little thing and they
did it, and then we had to bring Nikki home.
And I've never I've never felt so bad about judging
my dad than I did that day. I was so pissed,
so pissed Justin listens to this, He's.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Like, why did you talk about burying my dead dog
two years after I buried it? Has it been two
years or a year? I feel he was last football season.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Yeah, because I think he named the fantasy football team
in honor of Templeton. I believe if my memory, which
is a really good my memory is like a steel trap,
the Templeton Terriers were there last year.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
We probably buried his dog and then watched Ohio State
get buried.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Oh speaking of fantasy football, we're gonna talk about it
right after this ray.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
He buried his dog along sixty five. I think it
passed on sixty five. Oh Man, No, yeah, because it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
He said that.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
I mean, not to get too medical, but I believe
when an anilet passes, don't they go the bathroom? And
so he Justin didn't want to be at his apartment
and the dogs started going to the bathroom, so he
wanted to get on the road. And so I mean,
as bumpy as sixty five is, I mean, sadly he
probably passed on sixty five.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
This might be our saddest podcast ever. I mean, good God,
people come to us a life and we are talking
about dying dogs.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
And then I took justin golf and to get his
mind off it. In the first four holes he chili
dipp dude. He couldn't even hit it more than forty yards.
I was like, hey, man, we can quit after four.
I mean, you can't even barely grip the club.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Poor guy can't even see the ball through his tears.
And you're making him play golf. Dude.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I played golf with him, and I mean he's shaking
like a leaf every putty had.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
I mean, he might have shot one hundred through nine.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
That's a rough day. Man, That's a lot to do.
That's a lot on your plate. I can't believe he
had the emotional fortitude to go to the golf course,
because the golf course will mess with your emotions as
it is.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
I actually I may have been mean though, because I
was like, well, I dug the damn hole where you've been?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
But you're right, he was crying the whole way driving over.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Yes, your poor dude is emotional wreck, and you're sitting
there just bagging on him.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
And every neighbor for sure thought I was burying a
body because I was emotionless out there crushing beer. Just digging.
It took six am to ten am. I was digging.
Neighbors were like, oh, they're burying somebody.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I do find it weird when you drive by like
a house, like an older house, and they have a
graveyard in the side yard. Very weird.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
The baron's got one what they got like three gravestones
out there. I was like, is that where we're going? Really?
I think we're getting buried in their yard someday.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
That is weird.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Did you not see a cars? I'm pretty sure there
were gravestones there right next to the church.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Oh I don't think I.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Noticed that, dude. The old old timers like to be
buried on.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Property that is strange.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
I mean, I guess I'm going to it right next
to Templeton. Hey, guess what when you watch those murder shows.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
And they say it was a shallow grave, you know
why it was a shallow grave because it's damn impossible
to dig six feet in the ground. I'll tell you
right now from experience. I was digging for a small
miniature terrier and it was hard.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I can't even imagine for a human's body. Dude.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
I thought about that so many times. When they like
they kill somebody and they're like, shallow grave. It's like
they have this great plan, like, oh, I'll just bury
the body and no one will ever find it. And
about it. Three hours in they've gone six inches into
the dirt. They're like, this is so freaking hard.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Yeah, it's got to be premeditated.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
If you are thinking about, you know, doing away with
a body, I mean, I'm telling you right.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Now, you got to start at least a couple weeks ahead.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Of time, because the ones that you're throwing the river
always get found by the crocodiles yep, and whatever. The
lead lead lead forty gallon buckets that never holds bodies down.
If you're really gonna bury it, look for your neighbors
that are digging something weeks in advance. That those are
the people to watch out for.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
You ever drive by a wooded area and just be like,
oh my god, there has to be like five bodies
in there. Like I drive by a wooded some wooded areas,
not like in the city, but like out in the outskirts.
I'm like, there's no way they'd find a body out here.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
But are there that many people killing?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
No? No, no, I'm not saying like that. I'm not saying
there's really five bodies. I'm saying there could be and
no one would ever know because there's no way someone
goes in that land.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
I mean, the non heart You have to have to
kill somebody and then drive into a creepy wooded area
with that body.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Oh, I just alone couldn't do that.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Yeah, yeah, you think the killing of the person is
creepy in the disposing of the body, you then, in
the middle of the night have to drive into some
creepy wooded area with a creepy body. Dude, it gives
me the creeps right now even thinking about it, much
less doing it, much less even thinking about somebody that
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is doing it.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
How do those people do it? They must not have
a heart, because I would creep myself right out of
my body.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
That's a great question.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Like, dude, I would just start.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
I have the goosebumps now thinking about it, like or
hold on?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Are most of them usually on something when they do it.
They have to be have to be have to numb
their mind.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Because even digging the hole for the dog, I was
kind of getting creeped out and it wasn't even my dog,
and I didn't kill the dog and it wasn't a crime,
but I was still feeling like a criminal, and I
still felt like people were watching me.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
It was a weird day.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Man. All right, you want to do some positive Yeah,
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Speaker 1 (21:07):
That is it.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
I'm not posting it here, sending it to the year.
Don't email me. Hey, can you send me a link
to the fantasy football no Sorelosers dot com. You go there,
click the link, fill out your information. One week from today,
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(21:30):
Losers Fantasy Football League.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
I will be playing in the Fantasy football league this year. Yeah,
I know you will co coach.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Justin.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Wow, it is official.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
It was official via text.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Oh here we go.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
I believe it was Tuesday last week, six twenty three am.
Justin texted, You're not serious this year in fantasy football.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I want my own team. What did I say? That's
the problem? Kid? Without me, you're a lottery ticket. So
bite your dick.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
When you talk to your daddy's son, and he said,
you're not my father, And I said, I challenge you
to enter the lottery with eight hundred other hopefuls.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Once you do that, you've signed over the d DAR team.
And he said, there's one hundred and fifty people that
sign up, Max, And I said, nah, asks lunch, it's
like six to seven hundred. I'm your meal ticket.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
And I said, you need me like Angelina needs an
American electrical outlet for her.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
So basically what I told him is with he has
to team up with me because without me, he's in
the drawing, just like all these other schleps.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yeah, and you don't want that justin you want to
be on a team. You want to guaranteed spot. It's
two hundred dollars to get in, two hundred dollars to
get in, and we have a week. Who it was
two hundred dollars last year. No, we upped it. We
upped it a couple of years ago because people weren't
filling out lineups because it was only one hundred bucks.
(22:54):
I go, who cares about one hundred dollars? Two hundred
dollars something on the line? Every week each division high
point gets paid, so there's a reason to play until
the end of the season. But man, it is that
time again. Fantasy football. Football is in full swing. Fights
at training camp. Every team. We're gonna win the Super Bowl.
(23:17):
I really like the team we put together out here.
We got a really good team.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Dub nah.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Oh yeah, they're all ready. Romo's ready in the booth.
He's driving with an open container. You got Shanahan about
loses his eye because he's texting and driving.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Oh you got, is not anything to tell you?
Speaker 1 (23:33):
X the text you got Ayuk going crazy diabolical on
social media.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Congrats on that one batter of the box. You got
Aaron Rodgers, we get it. This is your final season.
A lot going on. Man, it's my last ride or whatever.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
He said. He's oh my god. But he's back with
his parents, is he?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
I saw pictures of him and his parents.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
But the NFL, man, they had a heck of an offseason.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Yeah, what else happened?
Speaker 3 (24:01):
I was just trying to name some of the big ones.
The Shanahan thing was it was texting, right.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
That's what they say. Who else?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
It's like, so all you have to do in the NFL,
you had so much money, You've worked your entire lic list.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
All you have to do is just stay out of trouble.
You got guys coming back you got back in the day,
Ezekiel ell it going on some Marty grod thing, grabbing.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
A girl, ripping the top down.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Shut guys.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
All you have to do in the NFL in the
off season is avoid trouble. All you gotta do is chill,
Just chill, man. But it's hard to chill when you're
twenty two to twenty three years old and you got
billions of dollars. You are invincible. You can do whatever
you want.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
You think, but you don't hear about this.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Larry in middle management coming back to his job after
a vacation with his family at thirty A. No, it's
Shanahan almost lost his eye in the off season and
he's pretty banged up. Might affect his coaching. All you
had to do was come back.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
To work in one piece and not get in trouble. Yeah,
they're all coming back limping and crying. I was trying
to think, did anybody else get beat up?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Or what about dude? Have you watched those videos that
dude he's got ct he he's Antonio.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Brown, Yeah, two point zero that and then also you
got the videos now or not even whatever is in
my algorithm about Plaxico Buris back when he was in
the league, he had a gun in the club, shot him,
shot himself, and he said it ruined his life. He's
like little I just thought it was kind of gonna
get overlooked. He's like a ruined my life. It ruined
my career. I think they were almost eight and o
(25:46):
when it happened and he shot himself. And since then,
I don't know if he ever played again. If he did,
he wasn't good. He's like a change my life forever.
Carrying a gun in the club. Really, yeah, it's kind
of been all over the place.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
He was.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
He was like it was insane. I thought it was
kind of gonna low over no's everything, but.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
That that's depressing.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
And then I saw people commenting and they're like, yeah,
we were eight No man, we're gonna win the whole thing.
And I guess it must have injured him enough or
he never played.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Guys, all you have to do is stay out of trouble.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Shanahan, I almost lost my eye. It's gonna affect it.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
He's the coach, hey, and he's like he's the play caller.
Hold on party, I can't see the place. She's only
got one. I hate Hey, Jim, can you tell me
what play we should run? Sorry, I can't read what
that says. Can you read it? Delay a game on
the offense, Damn be boring. All you have to do
is stay out of trouble. So I tell Baser every vacation,
(26:44):
I'm like, all right, we can go to Vegas. Just
stay out of trouble. You know what's weird is I
haven't heard from batter's box. He hadn't commented on Shanahan
at all. What about Ayu he has talked about? He said, Man,
it's sad.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
He was one of the best receivers in the game.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yeah, and then he starts talking about I'm going to
the commanders and they're like, what, Just let me go
so I can go to the commanders. Jaydon Daniels, that's
my team.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
It's like, what anytime you start commenting some stuff when
you're a pro athlete on social media typically never a
good look.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Yeah, when you're going to Instagram live and you're just
rambling in your closet and you're showing stacks of cash,
I'm gonna say you're not okay. And what's funny is
here's the funny thing about Ayuk is in one of
my leagues. Last year, I drafted him to stash him
on the IL thing and oh, he'll come back mid season.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Same.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
I lived at my roster. He still there.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Man.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
He never came back, never came back, And I thought, Okay,
I'll keep him all off season so he can be
one of my keepers because I got him for like
a dollar. Well, guess what, he ain't coming back. Man,
he ain't gonna be playing football, so he's not gonna
be my keeper never again. Who's gonna take him?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Titans?
Speaker 3 (28:09):
And also the fantasy football was gonna say, oh, the
ninety nine club got announced.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Oh, and I saw the odds. Yeah, when I was
in Vegas to win.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Our sore losers fantasy Bega. You think Bega's going back
to back.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Bega and then knows knows. They're really afraid of him.
They think he's a favorite.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
No, No, the the Rams Vegas already figured it out.
They said, Rams win the Super Bowl. There ain't anybody
even close sides odds wise to them. Really, they're they're
plus five hundred. Everybody else is in the thousands.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Well, how is Pooka? Is he out of rehab yet?
Speaker 1 (28:42):
No, he's good. He didn't make the ninety nine club
for Madden.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (28:46):
It's like the elite club. It's like a pretty cool award.
It just means your.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Next Yes, so it's Stafford. You got Stafford is ninety nine? Huh,
Josh Allen, then Miles Garrett. No, there was a defensive guy.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I didn't my McBride, Trey McBride, yeah, tight end right yeah,
and then there was a receiver it was n JB
ninety nine JSN, and then the defensive guy. But yeah,
those are the only ninety nine players.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Interest.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
So I told Justin. I was like, we got a
draft McBride got a draft JSN, and.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
You probably got a draft Stafford that you gotta get
all ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
But Poka never got a ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
But he's really good. Yeah. So yeah, guys, if you
want in sore Loosers dot Com, don't be scared. Oh
I know how to play fantasy football. Oh I can
beat you guys. Oh I know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Sign up and all sign up at work. Oh, it's
a twelve person league. You got Sally in sales, mark
and marketing.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Oh wow, twelve twelve When you go to work and
you flex that you're in a forty eight team league.
Everybody you just, oh, yeah, it's a forty eight team
league with like a ten thousand dollars part.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
What I said it out a couple times. Our boss
fraud and he's like, how do you guys do that?
Every year? He still hasn't been able to understand how
we do it.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Nobody understands, man, That's what I'm saying. We do things
that people don't do. We go next level, next level,
and it's amazing AFC, NFC divisions. You can have the
same players in the playoffs. I mean, it's fantastic.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
It's it's better than your high school fantasy football and
college and there isn't a fantasy football league in the
country that's better in this one, I don't think.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I mean, it's the one thing we do it right.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
We do a good job. Yeah, we do a good job.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Batter's box. Isn't he co commissioner on that?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Yeah, he's co commissioner.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Hey, we need to make no kickers? And then what
was the other thing you guys have done now? No
defensive yeah? Oh look oh and then there's like you
get like it's weird if was there in it something
with running backs, always there a thing if a guy
caught a touchdown and throws a touchdown, Maybe you guys
need to look into it because I think there was
(31:06):
a time when a receiver threw a touchdown and he
needed to get a touchdown pass?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Does that count as a pass for a receiver? Okay,
six points? I just need box to look at it.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Yeah. I think what we did one time was we
messed up. Is if you fumbled, even if you still
recovered it, it was negative too. I think even if
your team recovered it, it gave you negative two. Because
I had something bad on the settings. I think I
went and fixed it. I will do some looking because
this year we are doing everything in advance. We're not,
(31:38):
you know, going to be way behind the ball eight
ball like we were last time where we had to rush, rush,
rush rush. We don't do that anymore. We are ahead
of schedule like we I mean, we've been promising you
we're gonna get better with time management, and we're doing that.
And speaking of time management, we better take a break.
We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
When are we doing the drawing?
Speaker 2 (32:01):
And did you say a week from today? So next Monday.
You have till Sunday night to get in. Boom will
draw on Monday.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
And are you cool with that? Me and Justin same team.
I love it.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
And but if we do get in a fight before then,
he will need to sign up and then get in
the drawing.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
True, okay, but I think he'll be able to handle it.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Well, who were the division leader?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
You Batter's Box? What if everybody that's a Batter's Box
year with a special Happy Birthday edition and Steven primetime Bega,
they goes to the winner from last year? Yeah, he's
the defending champ.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
And then also you're under oath Fauci. Are you going
to pay every week for high point or is it
the end of season?
Speaker 2 (32:49):
End of season?
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Okay, that's all you had to say last season.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
I said that last season.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
No you didn't.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
I did.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
But also you paid a couple of times during the
week and it made no sense, and then you went
the whole year and didn't pay until the very well.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
The two seasons ago, I said I was gonna pay
every week, and I really fell off. Last season. I
paid every week. No, I didn't pay every week. I
did it in a spreadsheet and I just said, Okay,
pay at the end of the season. Would I like
to say, yes, I'm gonna pay every week. Yes, I might.
You know, hey, let mean look pay you, but my
(33:22):
promise is it'll be in the end of the season.
If you get in the middle of season, ah, consider
it a bonus. Consider it extra money that you didn't
think it was gonna come to the end of the season.
I try to pay every week, but my promise is
end of the season.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
And it does make football more enjoyable, I'm telling you
right now, especially if you're winning and you got I
don't know, a hungover Sunday scaries. If you're looking at
some players. My wife, she doesn't get an ours. She
does her work one. She won her work one last year.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
It gives you a little bit of something to watch
for on a Sunday, and.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
It makes you feel good about yourself. You don't have
you hate your job, you're in a terrible marriage, your
kids are annoying, you have no friends. What makes you
feel better being in first place?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
And then when do they venmo the two hundred. It's
after they're getting their name drawn.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Yeah, after they're getting their name drawn. We announce your
name and we'll give you a couple of days to
Venmo the money boom.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Here we go, and if you do win it, it's
life changing.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Life changing. You can taste it, take a nice, nice
vacation with it.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Well, and we've had people in the passage have won
and retired.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
So yeah, Ashley Ruiz, No, remember when she was in it?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Didn't she go owen? Sixteen?
Speaker 2 (34:40):
She was terrible?
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Remember when Scuba was in it? He because it was
a year I decided not to do it. Scuba replaced me,
and I think he went on in sixteen.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Dude, he was one of the guys that didn't change
his lineup when people were hurt.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Ashley would at least do lineup right bad.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
What was the girl's name that wanted a couple of
years Jennifer Brownlee No, Ashley White. There you go, Ashley White.
Put some respect on her name. I don't even know
if she still listens, probably not, probably got kids now.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
I will say more people are listening than ever.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
I agree, So I feel like we're gonna have more
sign ups than ever.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Well, what was our sign up from last year? Because
I just said six or seven? I remember you saying
it was in the hundreds and hundreds. I was like,
six D and twenty seven. So here we go, we'll
do the math.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Here we go. It probably do that statistical season is
back six twenty seven divided by forty eight thirteen percent chance? Sure, yeah, seven,
you're gonna do forty four because four spots are already taken.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
All right, so six let's just say hundreds. I think
it'll be bigger than ever. Seven hundred divided by forty
four fifteen percent? Why would you have a better odds?
Less people you'd have worship?
Speaker 2 (36:16):
I tell you something. We do this every year.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Oh, because I think I increased it to seven hundred
instead of the original number. Yeah, divided by forty four,
So have fifteen percent shot of getting in. I mean
that's better than Roulette wheel.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Really there you got three percent number?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Yeah, I was thinking red or black or one of
the columns you know, one and three.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
And usually we have about five people unfortunately that get
their name drawn and realize money's a little tight, and
two hundred is a decent amount of discretionary income.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
But it makes people be serious about it.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
That's why we do it. Now. My question is when
you're playing Roulette and you do your columns.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Yeah, sixty six percent.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
If it hits zero or double zero, what happens.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
You lose. So I mean, so say your mouth.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
You usually play for at roulette is twenty five dollars
with columns, you got to cover it. There's three columns,
you cover two of them. So instead of a fifty
percent chance, I'm rounding up with the greens. It's like
a forty seven forty eight. So you're covering two columns.
That gives you a sixty six percent chance to win.
But if one of the greens hit or the column
that you.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Don't have covered, you then would lose fifty dollars opposed
to your twenty five that you were doing, just per spin.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Got it? Okay, So the greens are not in a column.
The greens are not in a column. But what you
can do is you could put three dollars on a
green and then you would make a little bit of
money from that, but it's going to take away from
your winnings from the column. So you could cover the
greens with some money, got it?
Speaker 3 (37:52):
Yeah, So if if the green hasn't been hidden like
the time with Scuba, we didn't talk about this on
the podcast, but I go scuba, that green is ripe.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
It is not. There's three of them on this damn wheel.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
I can't even believe I'm playing a wheel with three greens,
a palm tree, a zero, a double zero, I said, Scoob,
But you got to cover that zero or that green
it hits the very next time. In that case, I
would do two columns and then I'd put like a
five dollar chip on all three greens, and you'd still
make money if a green hit or a column hit.
I've never played the green, really, never, never, especially now
(38:24):
with three numbers.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Never placed a bet on the green, good bad luck.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
I don't know why, but I just never have. And
I do remember one time Treasure Island, way back in
the day. It was me and Bones were in Vegas
and he walked up and he wanted to bet black.
I wanted to bet red, and I was like, well,
I'm betting red or no. He wanted to bet red.
(38:52):
I wanted to bet black, So we put it on
an opposite color, so we're cheering against each other, and
it hit green, and that's when I decided red is
the only bet. Will I will only color I will
bet and That's when I changed the red because it
was the gambling gods in my eyes saying, look, don't
(39:14):
fight against your friends, bet together. If you guys are
gonna go against each other, I'll punish you and neither
one of you will win. So I've never done it again.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Yeah, careful gambling with Scuba if I mean we were playing,
we were playing fifty dollars and it was Amy's Aria money,
so we really didn't even give a crap about it
because it was just it was house money.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
I wasn't worried about it at all. I sold her.
Some mums did not care about it, and I split
it with Scooba. I go, here's fifty for bringing me
to Aria. I'll take fifty. I knew it was gonna
last two seconds. Scuba is playing fifteen dollars hands it's
just for fun, and he loses one and he makes
me go stand on the other side of the table
at the roulette will but he was dead serious about it.
(39:54):
And then the lady is agreeing with him. She's like, yeah, yeah,
he needs to go. Guys. You playing fifteen dollars spins,
We're not doing thousands of dollars. And like I've missed
five in a row. Bro, I miss one in a row,
and Scuba made me go stand twenty feet away.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
He put you in time out, of your damn kid,
time out.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
And then he thought he was hot because he won, guys,
he won like sixty dollars and he thought he was
white hot. I lost fifty and I was ice cold,
like what he's doing his numbers every time to kill
the dude. But yeah, that's when I told him that
one of the times that I was right. I go, dude,
you got to hit the greens, and you're right, there
(40:35):
is the palm tree.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Now I'm telling you stay away from the palm tree.
Whatever you do unless you're on the beach. All right,
have a good Monday. Sore loosers dot com. Sign up,
get it in? Who wants in? Who's gonna be our
twenty twenty six champ eh.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Man, I'm going back Vegas in a month.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Yeah, I know. How are you going for?
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Oh? We got so we're doing a little Cali swing
and then we're swinging over to the desert.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
Over the desert.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
No, the desert is Vegas.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Oh for a solid four?
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Whoa?
Speaker 3 (41:08):
I think we got three in Cali and Baezer, I said, Baezer,
it's important you go to Vegas.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Secondarily, yeah, because.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
You don't want to be exhausted the where are you
staying at in Vegas? Man? Circa?
Speaker 1 (41:20):
She booked it, She booked it.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
I didn't want to use the company again like that,
and especially just because they definitely hooked it up. I
don't want to just hit them twice in a month. Okay,
but no, we did uh Cosmo, what a sweet you?
Rich rich No, no, no, rich rich No. We did
points and deals. It was a crazy deal and we
(41:45):
got overlooking the fountains. So when it goes south, go
to the patio.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Oh that patio.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Hey, when we lose all our money, we'll have the
best view of the fountains in the entire strip. Honey,
you want to go back.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
To the room watch the fountains, Honey, we don't have
any money. We can't go to a show. We can
go watch the fountains for free from our room. It's
the third night we've done. That sounds like a great play.
Oh man, maybe I'll go with you guys.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
Yeah, man, yeah, it sounds like it.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
We usually do this where we book a sweeter in
Airbnb and then Baser invites BJ, she invites Ali, she'll
invite Billy, and then all this pile into an Airbnb
that's supposed to fit two people.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
It usually works out like that. It's awesome.
Speaker 3 (42:33):
All right, I'll text Baser, Hey, Baser, is BJ gonna
sleep on the couch here in Charleston of our airbnb
the entire week?
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (42:40):
I don't think he got a place awesome my vacation.
BJ's just let luggage laid out all over my Airbnb
coffee table and couch the entire week that I'm supposed
to be relaxing on vacation. Awesome.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
Sounds good. I'll be the third wheel.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Why does the entire living room smell like pizza?
Speaker 3 (43:01):
Oh, PJ got pizza last night and the fridge was full,
so he just left the box in the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Awesome. It used to smell like potpourri and now it
smells like pizza. Thanks BJ,
Welcome to the Sored Losers Podcast. We are the Sore Losers.
We're a spinoff show of The Big Show, The Bobby
Bone Show. Here's lunch.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Oh man, dude, I am I'm wiped. Yes you are white. No, no, wiped,
wiped like wiped. My sister and her three kids were
in town. They just left yesterday. Holy crap. It has
been nothing but non stop action, partying, partying, partying, running around,
(00:34):
going to this, going to that, trying to show him
a good time. I'm exhausted.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
The thing I was most impressed with was the Country
Music Hall of Fame, because you tried to get him
some culture.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Well I didn't choose that. My niece chose that. Oh
and then they're, oh, we want to go to the zoo,
we want to go here, and she's like, oh my gosh,
I'm so tired.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I would say, I mean, I'm You're in these watershed moments.
What do you think was the watershed moment? Something that
the kids are gonna remember from that trip. Of all
the things you did, typically there's one thing they'll remember
for the rest of their lives.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Probably playing Doctor.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Ray a fall on operation on my testicle.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
No, no, no, no, nothing to do with my testy. I
am talking about them playing doctor on each other. They
set up a doctor's office. They put up signs and
it was like boss and then had a name assistant
Boss baby box three, and then doctor was baby box one.
(01:40):
And then you were patients and you had to wait
in line. You came in the waiting room and the
boss would be like, Okay, what's your name, what's why
are you here today? Do you have insurance? And she
asked if we'd be playing with cash or card?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
So you're telling me these kids don't even have jobs,
and they're already rushing to get a job.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah. And then whenever she got all the information, she'd
fill it out on a sheet of paper and then
she would walk e talkie, are you guys ready for
the next patient to be sent back? And then they
would say yes, send the patient back, and then she
would say, I'm sending poo poo head back. That was
my name. Who were all the patients? Me, my sister, neighbor, Bill,
(02:26):
my wife and then the other kids.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Was it a vet clinic as well?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
No, not a that clinic, just straight doctor's office and
you would get whatever you'd get wrapped in a broken
arm or whatever. They would give you a bandage for
your head, just things like that, and they would just
wrap paper around you with rubber bands. Okay, come back
and see us in about a month, and then you'd leave.
We're ready for the next patient. Please.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Did you find it easier to get into their hospital
or hospitals in America?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Oh? Their hospital for sure. There wasn't a long way time.
It wasn't like, oh, yeah, you're not feeling well, we
can see you in a month. When you call a
doctor's office, right, there was no doctor Fauci.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I'm not getting political.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I'm not either. I plead the fifth.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
He is all over my Instagram though, he's everywhere.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Why is he just went on trial or something or
not even trial. I think he just gets yelled at
and then that's the end of it.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
What a fun job. See. I don't understand why people
want to do this crap, Like why would you want
to be Is he a scientist or a doctor?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
He was a scientist and doctor, but he never became
big until COVID and then that was his wheelhouse and
that's what blew him up to mega fame.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
And he loved the fame.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
He loved the fame his journal.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
No, he kept a diary, and he would say, and
I guess I don't know how they had access to it.
The government was like.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Well, well, you can just take someone's diary. I thought
that was Lock and key Man. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Sure, but for whatever reason, maybe it was part of
the trial. And I don't even know what trial it.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Is, but exactly I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
The diary said like, on this day, I was very famous.
I was in almost every news article. I never, in
my wildest dreams, thought I would be this famous. He's like,
everybody is talking about me. One of the local politicians
in New York said that they're closing schools because of me.
Another person in Washington, d C. Said they're closing schools
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because of my article. My face is everywhere. I am
one of the most famous people in all the world today.
That's what he wrote in his diary. They read this,
it was I don't know how say, holy hell, I
have a diary. My question fact like you're hiding something.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
This is my favorite part is he gets up, I
guess it's on the stand and says, I plead the fifth.
So then what the hell do they do? They just
yell at him the whole time. Does he go get
af to stand and they sit down and then they
yell at him? Or how does it work well? And
is he going to like what is it? Who is it?
Does he have a lawyer?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
He had one, but the guy got kicked out because
they said, hey, he's not allowed to be here, and
the lawyer didn't have a mic and nobody could hear
what he was saying, and the guy just booted him
out of the courtroom. But yeah, he said he pleaded
the fifth to everything. Yeah, but it was just these
guys getting to yell at him for the American people.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Very interesting and what a terrible job.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I mean, it is nuts though. How you saw it
on your Instagram?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Right? Yeah? So did I? Well, how did you see
your romo stuff Twitter?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Well?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Same thing? Was it on an algorithm?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
They're controlling what we're seeing. We're seeing the same crap.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah, well, because we're on the Sword Loser's account, so
I think it so we see the same feed because
we're both using the sword Losers Twitter of the Martinez brothers. Ah,
we haven't heard from them in a while. Dude, what
about the nose? We've seen him haven't heard from Cat Dick,
Marco and the Bronx. Haven't heard from Marcus Spears. He
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came back and then disappeared again.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
You know who else died? The sore Losers? Locks?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Oh what happened to that?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
He passed away in the desert. I haven't heard from
him in three years?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Taylor Dial. Hopefully he's still kicking it in Florida. Uh,
Ruiz Justin? Now we know Justin's still live. We don't
mention another name. Oh but yeah, man, it's been a while.
But yeah, I'm here on a Monday. I'm pretty tired.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
All right, guys, we're gonna do it live. We're gonna
intro the show.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
We are the one, two, three Sore Losers. What up, everybody?
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
It's Sizzon from the North, Alpha Male. Also from the West.
Mind you, I'm from Wyoming. We are now talking about
that on the Big Show. But I'm from Michigan. I'm
from Wyoming. I'm from Texas. I'm from downtown Lower Broadway, Nashville,
I'm from the west side of Nashville. Now I'm from
Indian Lake, Nashville. Guys, it is unbelievable the places I've lived, Oh,
(07:15):
the places you'll go. I got two kids at Vanderbilt.
They are still the eggs. They need to be embryos
sometime soon. I think they last forever until they become embryos.
You just freeze them. Pay a couple hundred dollars. And
Justin's supposed to be looking after him, but he's on
a dinghy. He's on Gun Lake, probably gambling. Probably found
the brown before the sun went down. We need to
check in with him sometime soon. But Coach before further
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Ado over to.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
You, man, I feel bad like Justin bailed on his
dead dog. He bailed on your kids, he bailed on
your friendship. I mean, dude's known for bailing.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
And I go over into the corner of the property
because I said, I have two point three three three
three acres. His dog is on the very far corner
of the property. I went over there for the first
time in about six months the other day, and the
mowers respect it. I mean the grave site they have.
The trimmer goes over there and trims it. They got
the mowing, the lines are perfect. They haven't disturbed the
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grave site. And it's like, man, it's like a an
homage to the dog. I mean just just an absolute,
just an absolute tribute, just like you see it, and
it is just Wow, what a precious life.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
It wasn't even my damn dog.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
I never even really met the thing and it's just
in the corner of my property with.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
This boodiful booifold tombstone. I met the dog. Like one time.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
You had me worried when you said you walked over
there to visit the dog. I was like, oh God,
I got dug up by a wild item. Some wild
animals smelt the dog and dug it up. But you're
telling me it's still resting in peace.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
What was it?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Was it the neighborhood cat something When we first buried it,
it was the neighborhood cat.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
We have some wild ones, Paarl.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Yeah, if you will, it would go sit on the
very top of the tombstone because it knew there was
human life underneath it, a body underneath. Wow, of all
the places for the cat to sit, why would you
sit on the tombstone?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Smells it? Yeah, cat's got good noses, I think.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
But let's be real. We buried it with like a
twelve pack of michelobultra. If a wild animal wanted to
get to it, it really could have.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
So you're telling me you didn't go the whole six feet.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
And no, no, no, no, no no. I dug the thing justin. Hey,
I'm too worked up. I don't. I don't. I'm gonna
come over right when we're ready to put him in.
So I'm out there all day digging it.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
I mean, you want to know how hard it is
to dick six feet Yeah, when it hasn't rained. I
was out there sweating from eight am till noon. Guys,
sorry if this is bringing you down, if you're ever trucking.
But so I'm out there digging it. I'm put down
two Mikel balls. Justin comes with the dog, had it
in a duffel bag and then just threw the duffel
bag and the set it in there. Well, it rained,
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and what we didn't realize is you need to put
rock on top of it. Yeah, because the dirt had
put we put up a mound, so say it's a
foot mound. When it rained, that entire mound disappeared and
the dog might have been at the surface. So then
what I I didn't know the entire earth rises when
it rains. So then I had to put a whole
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bunch of rock that I stole from a quarry down
the road on top of it, and then the tombstone
on top of that. And now it looks like it's
probably not really penetrable by wild animals. But that next
morning I actually almost thought that it raised from the grave.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Wow, now did you wrap him in anything or did
you just set itim in?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Well, justin paid a company to come out, and they
give it a shot, and then within thirty minutes it dies.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Oh okay, yeah, I thought he was dead when you
got there.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Well he was, and so then he put it in
a duffel bag and then drove out to my house.
But I mean that thing was a dead weight. I mean,
I can't believe people kill people and try to drag people.
He could barely carry his dog. I mean that thing
was ninety pounds of lead. Oh, and so then he
had to carry it all the way over. I was like, dude,
just bring your car. It looked like we were burying
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a human.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
And so he's got He's like, I'll just get it.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
And so he's got this duffel bag and this dog
is it might have been one hundred and forty pounds
and Justin can't even lift it, and I'm like, get to.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
The corner of the property. He didn't want it. I
told him to get his car and drive it across
my property because the dog was so heavy. So what
does he do.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
He schlepped it all the way over there, then finally
got it to the hole and then that's when we
just started covering it in dirt.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
See, I thought he brought it to your house for
his final few moments. I didn't realize he did it
at his house and had to drive the whole way
out to your house. Just very distraught because the pupper
was gone. And that's a really hard thing to do,
because I know that my dad like our childhood dog, Nicki,
(12:08):
like her back hips went out. My parents got her
a wheelchair. I was already in college.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Whoa oh dog wheelchair?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Dog wheelchair? And we were not giving up on Nicki
because you'd put her back legs in that wheelchair and she.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Would still fly.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
And my dad calls me one day, he's like, hey,
We're gonna have to put Nicki down this weekend.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I'm partying, so yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
And I said, okay, I'll be home.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
You took off a weekend of partying at college.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yeah, And I took off work at Sam's Club sixty
four sixteen, and I said, hey, I gotta go home.
I got my dog. And I was so mad at
my dad because I was like, he's just doing it.
He doesn't care. I can't believe he wouldn't, you know,
try to save the dog. Why is he doing this?
And we took Nicki for one last walk, took her
(12:57):
up to the elementary school that her run wild with
the wheelchair around the grass and the greenery and a
little bit on the playground. And then my dad was
in the backyard and he was digging the hole and
he was bawling his eyes out. No, it wasn't funny, man, dude,
(13:18):
it wasn't funny. Sorry, it wasn't funny. It was the
first time I think i'd seen my dad cry.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I mean, when you got to dig the hole.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
And I was like, okay, my dad cares, Like I
changed my whole attitude, my perspective going into the whole process.
I was so angry at my dad because I was like,
he just doesn't care. He just thinks it's, you know,
a hassle to have the dog. I can't believe he's
decided it's trying to put her down. Things like that.
(13:50):
Then seeing him dig that hole in the backyard, I
was like, I was completely wrong. My dad is his
world is shattered. He's heartbroken. He is. I mean, he
was bawling as he's digging.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
So should I have been bawling when I was digging
the hole? For justice? No, I've ever met.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
It wasn't your dog, So I get it. So that's
what I'm saying. I can't believe the emotional feeling Justin
had to feel on that long drive with his dog
in a Duffel bag, And that just seems so hard
to do right after he has been put down to
drive and just cry and cry. And so yeah, my
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dad bawled and we were bawling. We had to go
to the vet and do the little thing and they
did it, and then we had to bring Nikki home.
And I've never I've never felt so bad about judging
my dad than I did that day. I was so pissed,
so pissed Justin listens to this, He's.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Like, why did you talk about burying my dead dog
two years after I buried it? Has it been two
years or a year? I feel he was last football season.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Yeah, because I think he named the fantasy football team
in honor of Templeton. I believe if my memory, which
is a really good my memory is like a steel trap,
the Templeton Terriers were there last year.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
We probably buried his dog and then watched Ohio State
get buried.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Oh speaking of fantasy football, we're gonna talk about it
right after this ray.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
He buried his dog along sixty five. I think it
passed on sixty five. Oh Man, No, yeah, because it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
He said that.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
I mean, not to get too medical, but I believe
when an anilet passes, don't they go the bathroom? And
so he Justin didn't want to be at his apartment
and the dogs started going to the bathroom, so he
wanted to get on the road. And so I mean,
as bumpy as sixty five is, I mean, sadly he
probably passed on sixty five.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
This might be our saddest podcast ever. I mean, good God,
people come to us a life and we are talking
about dying dogs.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
And then I took justin golf and to get his
mind off it. In the first four holes he chili
dipp dude. He couldn't even hit it more than forty yards.
I was like, hey, man, we can quit after four.
I mean, you can't even barely grip the club.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Poor guy can't even see the ball through his tears.
And you're making him play golf. Dude.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I played golf with him, and I mean he's shaking
like a leaf every putty had.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
I mean, he might have shot one hundred through nine.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
That's a rough day. Man, That's a lot to do.
That's a lot on your plate. I can't believe he
had the emotional fortitude to go to the golf course,
because the golf course will mess with your emotions as
it is.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
I actually I may have been mean though, because I
was like, well, I dug the damn hole where you've been?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
But you're right, he was crying the whole way driving over.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Yes, your poor dude is emotional wreck, and you're sitting
there just bagging on him.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
And every neighbor for sure thought I was burying a
body because I was emotionless out there crushing beer. Just digging.
It took six am to ten am. I was digging.
Neighbors were like, oh, they're burying somebody.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I do find it weird when you drive by like
a house, like an older house, and they have a
graveyard in the side yard. Very weird.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
The baron's got one what they got like three gravestones
out there. I was like, is that where we're going? Really?
I think we're getting buried in their yard someday.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
That is weird.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Did you not see a cars? I'm pretty sure there
were gravestones there right next to the church.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Oh I don't think I.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Noticed that, dude. The old old timers like to be
buried on.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Property that is strange.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
I mean, I guess I'm going to it right next
to Templeton. Hey, guess what when you watch those murder shows.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
And they say it was a shallow grave, you know
why it was a shallow grave because it's damn impossible
to dig six feet in the ground. I'll tell you
right now from experience. I was digging for a small
miniature terrier and it was hard.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I can't even imagine for a human's body. Dude.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
I thought about that so many times. When they like
they kill somebody and they're like, shallow grave. It's like
they have this great plan, like, oh, I'll just bury
the body and no one will ever find it. And
about it. Three hours in they've gone six inches into
the dirt. They're like, this is so freaking hard.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Yeah, it's got to be premeditated.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
If you are thinking about, you know, doing away with
a body, I mean, I'm telling you right.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Now, you got to start at least a couple weeks ahead.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Of time, because the ones that you're throwing the river
always get found by the crocodiles yep, and whatever. The
lead lead lead forty gallon buckets that never holds bodies down.
If you're really gonna bury it, look for your neighbors
that are digging something weeks in advance. That those are
the people to watch out for.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
You ever drive by a wooded area and just be like,
oh my god, there has to be like five bodies
in there. Like I drive by a wooded some wooded areas,
not like in the city, but like out in the outskirts.
I'm like, there's no way they'd find a body out here.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
But are there that many people killing?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
No? No, no, I'm not saying like that. I'm not saying
there's really five bodies. I'm saying there could be and
no one would ever know because there's no way someone
goes in that land.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
I mean, the non heart You have to have to
kill somebody and then drive into a creepy wooded area
with that body.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Oh, I just alone couldn't do that.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Yeah, yeah, you think the killing of the person is
creepy in the disposing of the body, you then, in
the middle of the night have to drive into some
creepy wooded area with a creepy body. Dude, it gives
me the creeps right now even thinking about it, much
less doing it, much less even thinking about somebody that
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is doing it.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
How do those people do it? They must not have
a heart, because I would creep myself right out of
my body.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
That's a great question.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Like, dude, I would just start.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
I have the goosebumps now thinking about it, like or
hold on?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Are most of them usually on something when they do it.
They have to be have to be have to numb
their mind.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Because even digging the hole for the dog, I was
kind of getting creeped out and it wasn't even my dog,
and I didn't kill the dog and it wasn't a crime,
but I was still feeling like a criminal, and I
still felt like people were watching me.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
It was a weird day.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Man. All right, you want to do some positive Yeah,
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Speaker 1 (21:07):
That is it.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
I'm not posting it here, sending it to the year.
Don't email me. Hey, can you send me a link
to the fantasy football no Sorelosers dot com. You go there,
click the link, fill out your information. One week from today,
we will be drawing for the twenty twenty six Sore
(21:30):
Losers Fantasy Football League.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
I will be playing in the Fantasy football league this year. Yeah,
I know you will co coach.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Justin.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Wow, it is official.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
It was official via text.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Oh here we go.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
I believe it was Tuesday last week, six twenty three am.
Justin texted, You're not serious this year in fantasy football.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I want my own team. What did I say? That's
the problem? Kid? Without me, you're a lottery ticket. So
bite your dick.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
When you talk to your daddy's son, and he said,
you're not my father, And I said, I challenge you
to enter the lottery with eight hundred other hopefuls.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Once you do that, you've signed over the d DAR team.
And he said, there's one hundred and fifty people that
sign up, Max, And I said, nah, asks lunch, it's
like six to seven hundred. I'm your meal ticket.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
And I said, you need me like Angelina needs an
American electrical outlet for her.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
So basically what I told him is with he has
to team up with me because without me, he's in
the drawing, just like all these other schleps.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yeah, and you don't want that justin you want to
be on a team. You want to guaranteed spot. It's
two hundred dollars to get in, two hundred dollars to
get in, and we have a week. Who it was
two hundred dollars last year. No, we upped it. We
upped it a couple of years ago because people weren't
filling out lineups because it was only one hundred bucks.
(22:54):
I go, who cares about one hundred dollars? Two hundred
dollars something on the line? Every week each division high
point gets paid, so there's a reason to play until
the end of the season. But man, it is that
time again. Fantasy football. Football is in full swing. Fights
at training camp. Every team. We're gonna win the Super Bowl.
(23:17):
I really like the team we put together out here.
We got a really good team.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Dub nah.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Oh yeah, they're all ready. Romo's ready in the booth.
He's driving with an open container. You got Shanahan about
loses his eye because he's texting and driving.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Oh you got, is not anything to tell you?
Speaker 1 (23:33):
X the text you got Ayuk going crazy diabolical on
social media.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Congrats on that one batter of the box. You got
Aaron Rodgers, we get it. This is your final season.
A lot going on. Man, it's my last ride or whatever.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
He said. He's oh my god. But he's back with
his parents, is he?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
I saw pictures of him and his parents.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
But the NFL, man, they had a heck of an offseason.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Yeah, what else happened?
Speaker 3 (24:01):
I was just trying to name some of the big ones.
The Shanahan thing was it was texting, right.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
That's what they say. Who else?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
It's like, so all you have to do in the NFL,
you had so much money, You've worked your entire lic list.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
All you have to do is just stay out of trouble.
You got guys coming back you got back in the day,
Ezekiel ell it going on some Marty grod thing, grabbing.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
A girl, ripping the top down.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Shut guys.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
All you have to do in the NFL in the
off season is avoid trouble. All you gotta do is chill,
Just chill, man. But it's hard to chill when you're
twenty two to twenty three years old and you got
billions of dollars. You are invincible. You can do whatever
you want.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
You think, but you don't hear about this.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Larry in middle management coming back to his job after
a vacation with his family at thirty A. No, it's
Shanahan almost lost his eye in the off season and
he's pretty banged up. Might affect his coaching. All you
had to do was come back.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
To work in one piece and not get in trouble. Yeah,
they're all coming back limping and crying. I was trying
to think, did anybody else get beat up?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Or what about dude? Have you watched those videos that
dude he's got ct he he's Antonio.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Brown, Yeah, two point zero that and then also you
got the videos now or not even whatever is in
my algorithm about Plaxico Buris back when he was in
the league, he had a gun in the club, shot him,
shot himself, and he said it ruined his life. He's
like little I just thought it was kind of gonna
get overlooked. He's like a ruined my life. It ruined
my career. I think they were almost eight and o
(25:46):
when it happened and he shot himself. And since then,
I don't know if he ever played again. If he did,
he wasn't good. He's like a change my life forever.
Carrying a gun in the club. Really, yeah, it's kind
of been all over the place.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
He was.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
He was like it was insane. I thought it was
kind of gonna low over no's everything, but.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
That that's depressing.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
And then I saw people commenting and they're like, yeah,
we were eight No man, we're gonna win the whole thing.
And I guess it must have injured him enough or
he never played.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Guys, all you have to do is stay out of trouble.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Shanahan, I almost lost my eye. It's gonna affect it.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
He's the coach, hey, and he's like he's the play caller.
Hold on party, I can't see the place. She's only
got one. I hate Hey, Jim, can you tell me
what play we should run? Sorry, I can't read what
that says. Can you read it? Delay a game on
the offense, Damn be boring. All you have to do
is stay out of trouble. So I tell Baser every vacation,
(26:44):
I'm like, all right, we can go to Vegas. Just
stay out of trouble. You know what's weird is I
haven't heard from batter's box. He hadn't commented on Shanahan
at all. What about Ayu he has talked about? He said, Man,
it's sad.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
He was one of the best receivers in the game.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yeah, and then he starts talking about I'm going to
the commanders and they're like, what, Just let me go
so I can go to the commanders. Jaydon Daniels, that's
my team.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
It's like, what anytime you start commenting some stuff when
you're a pro athlete on social media typically never a
good look.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Yeah, when you're going to Instagram live and you're just
rambling in your closet and you're showing stacks of cash,
I'm gonna say you're not okay. And what's funny is
here's the funny thing about Ayuk is in one of
my leagues. Last year, I drafted him to stash him
on the IL thing and oh, he'll come back mid season.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Same.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
I lived at my roster. He still there.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Man.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
He never came back, never came back, And I thought, Okay,
I'll keep him all off season so he can be
one of my keepers because I got him for like
a dollar. Well, guess what, he ain't coming back. Man,
he ain't gonna be playing football, so he's not gonna
be my keeper never again. Who's gonna take him?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Titans?
Speaker 3 (28:09):
And also the fantasy football was gonna say, oh, the
ninety nine club got announced.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Oh, and I saw the odds. Yeah, when I was
in Vegas to win.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Our sore losers fantasy Bega. You think Bega's going back
to back.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Bega and then knows knows. They're really afraid of him.
They think he's a favorite.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
No, No, the the Rams Vegas already figured it out.
They said, Rams win the Super Bowl. There ain't anybody
even close sides odds wise to them. Really, they're they're
plus five hundred. Everybody else is in the thousands.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Well, how is Pooka? Is he out of rehab yet?
Speaker 1 (28:42):
No, he's good. He didn't make the ninety nine club
for Madden.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (28:46):
It's like the elite club. It's like a pretty cool award.
It just means your.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Next Yes, so it's Stafford. You got Stafford is ninety nine? Huh,
Josh Allen, then Miles Garrett. No, there was a defensive guy.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I didn't my McBride, Trey McBride, yeah, tight end right yeah,
and then there was a receiver it was n JB
ninety nine JSN, and then the defensive guy. But yeah,
those are the only ninety nine players.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Interest.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
So I told Justin. I was like, we got a
draft McBride got a draft JSN, and.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
You probably got a draft Stafford that you gotta get
all ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
But Poka never got a ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
But he's really good. Yeah. So yeah, guys, if you
want in sore Loosers dot Com, don't be scared. Oh
I know how to play fantasy football. Oh I can
beat you guys. Oh I know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Sign up and all sign up at work. Oh, it's
a twelve person league. You got Sally in sales, mark
and marketing.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Oh wow, twelve twelve When you go to work and
you flex that you're in a forty eight team league.
Everybody you just, oh, yeah, it's a forty eight team
league with like a ten thousand dollars part.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
What I said it out a couple times. Our boss
fraud and he's like, how do you guys do that?
Every year? He still hasn't been able to understand how
we do it.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Nobody understands, man, That's what I'm saying. We do things
that people don't do. We go next level, next level,
and it's amazing AFC, NFC divisions. You can have the
same players in the playoffs. I mean, it's fantastic.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
It's it's better than your high school fantasy football and
college and there isn't a fantasy football league in the
country that's better in this one, I don't think.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I mean, it's the one thing we do it right.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
We do a good job. Yeah, we do a good job.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Batter's box. Isn't he co commissioner on that?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Yeah, he's co commissioner.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Hey, we need to make no kickers? And then what
was the other thing you guys have done now? No
defensive yeah? Oh look oh and then there's like you
get like it's weird if was there in it something
with running backs, always there a thing if a guy
caught a touchdown and throws a touchdown, Maybe you guys
need to look into it because I think there was
(31:06):
a time when a receiver threw a touchdown and he
needed to get a touchdown pass?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Does that count as a pass for a receiver? Okay,
six points? I just need box to look at it.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Yeah. I think what we did one time was we
messed up. Is if you fumbled, even if you still
recovered it, it was negative too. I think even if
your team recovered it, it gave you negative two. Because
I had something bad on the settings. I think I
went and fixed it. I will do some looking because
this year we are doing everything in advance. We're not,
(31:38):
you know, going to be way behind the ball eight
ball like we were last time where we had to rush, rush,
rush rush. We don't do that anymore. We are ahead
of schedule like we I mean, we've been promising you
we're gonna get better with time management, and we're doing that.
And speaking of time management, we better take a break.
We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
When are we doing the drawing?
Speaker 2 (32:01):
And did you say a week from today? So next Monday.
You have till Sunday night to get in. Boom will
draw on Monday.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
And are you cool with that? Me and Justin same team.
I love it.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
And but if we do get in a fight before then,
he will need to sign up and then get in
the drawing.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
True, okay, but I think he'll be able to handle it.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Well, who were the division leader?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
You Batter's Box? What if everybody that's a Batter's Box
year with a special Happy Birthday edition and Steven primetime Bega,
they goes to the winner from last year? Yeah, he's
the defending champ.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
And then also you're under oath Fauci. Are you going
to pay every week for high point or is it
the end of season?
Speaker 2 (32:49):
End of season?
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Okay, that's all you had to say last season.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
I said that last season.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
No you didn't.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
I did.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
But also you paid a couple of times during the
week and it made no sense, and then you went
the whole year and didn't pay until the very well.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
The two seasons ago, I said I was gonna pay
every week, and I really fell off. Last season. I
paid every week. No, I didn't pay every week. I
did it in a spreadsheet and I just said, Okay,
pay at the end of the season. Would I like
to say, yes, I'm gonna pay every week. Yes, I might.
You know, hey, let mean look pay you, but my
(33:22):
promise is it'll be in the end of the season.
If you get in the middle of season, ah, consider
it a bonus. Consider it extra money that you didn't
think it was gonna come to the end of the season.
I try to pay every week, but my promise is
end of the season.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
And it does make football more enjoyable, I'm telling you
right now, especially if you're winning and you got I
don't know, a hungover Sunday scaries. If you're looking at
some players. My wife, she doesn't get an ours. She
does her work one. She won her work one last year.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
It gives you a little bit of something to watch
for on a Sunday, and.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
It makes you feel good about yourself. You don't have
you hate your job, you're in a terrible marriage, your
kids are annoying, you have no friends. What makes you
feel better being in first place?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
And then when do they venmo the two hundred. It's
after they're getting their name drawn.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Yeah, after they're getting their name drawn. We announce your
name and we'll give you a couple of days to
Venmo the money boom.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Here we go, and if you do win it, it's
life changing.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Life changing. You can taste it, take a nice, nice
vacation with it.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Well, and we've had people in the passage have won
and retired.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
So yeah, Ashley Ruiz, No, remember when she was in it?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Didn't she go owen? Sixteen?
Speaker 2 (34:40):
She was terrible?
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Remember when Scuba was in it? He because it was
a year I decided not to do it. Scuba replaced me,
and I think he went on in sixteen.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Dude, he was one of the guys that didn't change
his lineup when people were hurt.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Ashley would at least do lineup right bad.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
What was the girl's name that wanted a couple of
years Jennifer Brownlee No, Ashley White. There you go, Ashley White.
Put some respect on her name. I don't even know
if she still listens, probably not, probably got kids now.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
I will say more people are listening than ever.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
I agree, So I feel like we're gonna have more
sign ups than ever.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Well, what was our sign up from last year? Because
I just said six or seven? I remember you saying
it was in the hundreds and hundreds. I was like,
six D and twenty seven. So here we go, we'll
do the math.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Here we go. It probably do that statistical season is
back six twenty seven divided by forty eight thirteen percent chance? Sure, yeah, seven,
you're gonna do forty four because four spots are already taken.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
All right, so six let's just say hundreds. I think
it'll be bigger than ever. Seven hundred divided by forty
four fifteen percent? Why would you have a better odds?
Less people you'd have worship?
Speaker 2 (36:16):
I tell you something. We do this every year.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Oh, because I think I increased it to seven hundred
instead of the original number. Yeah, divided by forty four,
So have fifteen percent shot of getting in. I mean
that's better than Roulette wheel.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Really there you got three percent number?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Yeah, I was thinking red or black or one of
the columns you know, one and three.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
And usually we have about five people unfortunately that get
their name drawn and realize money's a little tight, and
two hundred is a decent amount of discretionary income.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
But it makes people be serious about it.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
That's why we do it. Now. My question is when
you're playing Roulette and you do your columns.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Yeah, sixty six percent.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
If it hits zero or double zero, what happens.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
You lose. So I mean, so say your mouth.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
You usually play for at roulette is twenty five dollars
with columns, you got to cover it. There's three columns,
you cover two of them. So instead of a fifty
percent chance, I'm rounding up with the greens. It's like
a forty seven forty eight. So you're covering two columns.
That gives you a sixty six percent chance to win.
But if one of the greens hit or the column
that you.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Don't have covered, you then would lose fifty dollars opposed
to your twenty five that you were doing, just per spin.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Got it? Okay, So the greens are not in a column.
The greens are not in a column. But what you
can do is you could put three dollars on a
green and then you would make a little bit of
money from that, but it's going to take away from
your winnings from the column. So you could cover the
greens with some money, got it?
Speaker 3 (37:52):
Yeah, So if if the green hasn't been hidden like
the time with Scuba, we didn't talk about this on
the podcast, but I go scuba, that green is ripe.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
It is not. There's three of them on this damn wheel.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
I can't even believe I'm playing a wheel with three greens,
a palm tree, a zero, a double zero, I said, Scoob,
But you got to cover that zero or that green
it hits the very next time. In that case, I
would do two columns and then I'd put like a
five dollar chip on all three greens, and you'd still
make money if a green hit or a column hit.
I've never played the green, really, never, never, especially now
(38:24):
with three numbers.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Never placed a bet on the green, good bad luck.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
I don't know why, but I just never have. And
I do remember one time Treasure Island, way back in
the day. It was me and Bones were in Vegas
and he walked up and he wanted to bet black.
I wanted to bet red, and I was like, well,
I'm betting red or no. He wanted to bet red.
(38:52):
I wanted to bet black, So we put it on
an opposite color, so we're cheering against each other, and
it hit green, and that's when I decided red is
the only bet. Will I will only color I will
bet and That's when I changed the red because it
was the gambling gods in my eyes saying, look, don't
(39:14):
fight against your friends, bet together. If you guys are
gonna go against each other, I'll punish you and neither
one of you will win. So I've never done it again.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Yeah, careful gambling with Scuba if I mean we were playing,
we were playing fifty dollars and it was Amy's Aria money,
so we really didn't even give a crap about it
because it was just it was house money.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
I wasn't worried about it at all. I sold her.
Some mums did not care about it, and I split
it with Scooba. I go, here's fifty for bringing me
to Aria. I'll take fifty. I knew it was gonna
last two seconds. Scuba is playing fifteen dollars hands it's
just for fun, and he loses one and he makes
me go stand on the other side of the table
at the roulette will but he was dead serious about it.
(39:54):
And then the lady is agreeing with him. She's like, yeah, yeah,
he needs to go. Guys. You playing fifteen dollars spins,
We're not doing thousands of dollars. And like I've missed
five in a row. Bro, I miss one in a row,
and Scuba made me go stand twenty feet away.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
He put you in time out, of your damn kid,
time out.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
And then he thought he was hot because he won, guys,
he won like sixty dollars and he thought he was
white hot. I lost fifty and I was ice cold,
like what he's doing his numbers every time to kill
the dude. But yeah, that's when I told him that
one of the times that I was right. I go, dude,
you got to hit the greens, and you're right, there
(40:35):
is the palm tree.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Now I'm telling you stay away from the palm tree.
Whatever you do unless you're on the beach. All right,
have a good Monday. Sore loosers dot com. Sign up,
get it in? Who wants in? Who's gonna be our
twenty twenty six champ eh.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Man, I'm going back Vegas in a month.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Yeah, I know. How are you going for?
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Oh? We got so we're doing a little Cali swing
and then we're swinging over to the desert.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
Over the desert.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
No, the desert is Vegas.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Oh for a solid four?
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Whoa?
Speaker 3 (41:08):
I think we got three in Cali and Baezer, I said, Baezer,
it's important you go to Vegas.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Secondarily, yeah, because.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
You don't want to be exhausted the where are you
staying at in Vegas? Man? Circa?
Speaker 1 (41:20):
She booked it, She booked it.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
I didn't want to use the company again like that,
and especially just because they definitely hooked it up. I
don't want to just hit them twice in a month. Okay,
but no, we did uh Cosmo, what a sweet you?
Rich rich No, no, no, rich rich No. We did
points and deals. It was a crazy deal and we
(41:45):
got overlooking the fountains. So when it goes south, go
to the patio.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Oh that patio.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Hey, when we lose all our money, we'll have the
best view of the fountains in the entire strip. Honey,
you want to go back.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
To the room watch the fountains, Honey, we don't have
any money. We can't go to a show. We can
go watch the fountains for free from our room. It's
the third night we've done. That sounds like a great play.
Oh man, maybe I'll go with you guys.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
Yeah, man, yeah, it sounds like it.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
We usually do this where we book a sweeter in
Airbnb and then Baser invites BJ, she invites Ali, she'll
invite Billy, and then all this pile into an Airbnb
that's supposed to fit two people.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
It usually works out like that. It's awesome.
Speaker 3 (42:33):
All right, I'll text Baser, Hey, Baser, is BJ gonna
sleep on the couch here in Charleston of our airbnb
the entire week?
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (42:40):
I don't think he got a place awesome my vacation.
BJ's just let luggage laid out all over my Airbnb
coffee table and couch the entire week that I'm supposed
to be relaxing on vacation. Awesome.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
Sounds good. I'll be the third wheel.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Why does the entire living room smell like pizza?
Speaker 3 (43:01):
Oh, PJ got pizza last night and the fridge was full,
so he just left the box in the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Awesome. It used to smell like potpourri and now it
smells like pizza. Thanks BJ,
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