August 21, 2026 • 47 mins
Lunchbox and Ray have found something they hate about Fantasy Football that might make them sound old but at some point it has to stop. Ray had a moment in the kitchen at work that made him realize the demographic who actually likes him and he talks about who for sure hates him. Lunchbox might be raising a scam artist and we have a new baby coming to Sore Losers Nation!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I don't know if you're gonna like this bit, but
it is people that are attracted to you. I want
you to think of the demographic that is attracted to you,
because I have mine. I just just in the in
the breakroom. It just hit me right in the face,
and I was like, this is it. This is literally
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the demographic that loves me.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Huh? What up y'all?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
We are a spinoff podcast of The Bobby Bone Show
where the Sore Losers. We're in Nashville, Tennessee, where a
sports podcast and lifestyle and show that likes to talk
about love.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
What's up, y'all? And that is it? Talk about love?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
We have got the convention in our city in twenty
twenty seven. We are thirty two days away and it
is presented by Freeling Chevrolet.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
All Right, man, I'm trying to think I might have
to really contemplate what demographic loves me? Because it said
it hits you in the face. So I'm like, how
did it hit you in the face? What happened that
you now realize who likes you and who doesn't? Do
you have the demographic that doesn't like you? Because you
always get your feelings hurt from online so I wonder
if you know what people those are.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Uh, demographic that doesn't like me is the people at
the gym because now everybody just wears their headphones. I
mean everybody hates everybody at the gym now, So I
mean you could just say a gym bro and a
gym chick tout and they don't even look at me
in the face. So I mean, I really, Oh, every
time I'm there, I'm like, dude, these people like hate me.
The only guy that talks to me as a front
desk pot guy. Other girl, I've seen her every day
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for three hundred and sixty five days. I'll walk past
her in the street because you get parkings a little
ways away. Yeah, doesn't even look up. I'm like, am
I not worthy of a smile and a high? I'm
obviously not unhoused. So I would say that demo hates
me the gym bros and hose.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
That's interesting, man, That's an unfortunate situation. It's weird because
sometimes I like, I park my bike, you know, on
the bike lock, and I'm walking through the garage and
I see the same chick every morning in the parking garage,
and I mean she will be walking walking, and then
she'll just go through the cars so she doesn't have
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to walk by me. It's like, I know, I look
sweaty because I just got done riding a bike. I
get that, Like, I understand that I kind of look
like I'm unhoused. I understand that my look looks a
little disheveled. But I am I just got off my bike.
I didn't just get out from underneath the bridge, like
I am literally coming into work, and she will take
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a a hard right and cut through the cars instead
of walking down the line, and she walks. You know
how the cars go front to front, she walks in
the middle of those instead of just walking down the
empty aisle. Hot.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Hot, that's unfortunate. Then, yeah, I mean you're worthy of
at least a high.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
That's what I feel like. I'm like, come on, like,
at least say good morning. Not I'm not there to
do anything. I'm coming to work. All right, We're gonna
do it live woo oh the one dude, due so loser?
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
(03:12):
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Y'all Sison from the North Alpha male married to Bazer,
north Side, Nashville, two acres, two kids, Vandy justin check
on them please. I know you're on a dingy young
gun lake. And we gotta stop having such a good
podcast because before I even get home now from work,
Baser will say something like heard it on the podcast. No,
you're not going to Michigan. So I don't know how
(03:42):
we're that good that she listens before I even get
home from work. We gotta stop being as good as
we are.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
That's impressive because Batter's Box has been slacking on his listening.
He hadn't heard the pod. I don't know how many weeks.
I'm like, dude, how are you not listening to it?
I've been busy, man. And he sounds exhausted at the
end of the day because he works and then he
goes over and works on that house with my dad
that they're flipping. And I'll call him just trying to,
you know, build that relationship back up now that football
(04:09):
season's here, and I'll call him at like eight o'clock
and he's like, Hey, my dude, what's going on. I'm
just tired, man. Oh, yeah. I mean, well, this is
what's going on. All right, man, we I'll talk to
you later, okay, all right, good conversation. Like so, you
can just feel the exhaustion in his voice, like he
is he is done for. He's spread a little too thin,
(04:32):
I think so. And then you know he's got the
kid at home. He's got to get him ready for school,
got him, get him in bed on time. He's just
worn out. Man. Oh so he is an active father sometimes, yeah,
oh no. I guess what he said last night is, yeah, dude,
I get home from that, you know, I go to work,
and then I go to that house, work on it
for an hour or two. Then I come home and
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then we got to go straight to baseball practice. He goes,
I'm exhausted, man, I forgot about the baseball practice. That
does add up. So my apologies to him. Are we
gonna finish the bit? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
So I've told you guys before that I'm friends with
the overnight guy. Yeah, in his sixties, he's pretty close
to retirement.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
And so he has given me advice. He's like, oh,
roth Ira, normal Ira. Roth Ira takes out taxes right away,
A normal Ira takes out taxes when you take the
money out in fifteen years. So he's given me good
advice like that. Dude's in his sixties.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
So much as he says, better.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
The rich people take the tax out now, poor people
worry about it later. Got it, so I went worry
about it later. So he hit me the other day
and he was like, hey, man, are you on Facebook?
And I'm like, oh, I just have one for the
podcast and it's like my cat's name that I just
get on the sort of loser's podcast, man, so I'm
able to talk with the people. And then I have
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one that's my name my wife created. But sometimes it
doesn't let me even post. I have no idea. I
don't really have account. He goes, oh, man, I want
you to follow me, man, so we could keep on
keeping touch on there. I'm posting videos and stuff. And
I'm like, oh, yeah, man, I'm not really even on Facebook.
So that kind of dawned on me. Like dude kind
of likes me, like he kind of thinks I'm cool. Yeah,
for sure for him to want to cross over to Facebook.
(06:17):
And he'll tell me stories and stuff and we heck,
sometimes he'll swing by here and we'll just talk at night.
Oh really, so I think you know what dude likes me?
Does he pull up a chair? Oh he'll yeah, he'll
sit and I'll be like, bro, I got to get
to work at some point. I know you got nothing
to good do. I mean, he's he's borderline retired. He's
living the life right now.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
That would be a nice, nice gick. You know how
he used to pick up the scooters.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Does he do that still?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
No? They cut back on money, and he's like, I'll pass.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
And it'd be harder because we used to be on
a first floor like building. Now he had to bring
them all up. The elevator wouldn't really work.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
And they don't pay him as much because they're heavier. Ooh,
and that you have to now to almost where you're
willing to do a cert. They're trying to get like
companies almost to pick up the scooters. They don't want
just one guy Willie nearly picking up four scooters. They
want somebody picking up fifty every night, not doing it.
Stuff like that. So it kind of changed a little bit.
(07:12):
That's neither here nor there. So I was like, you
know what me and this dude are bros. Me and
this sixty five year old guy are bros. Then I'm
in the break room, you know, just sitting there next
to the coffee maker, and guy comes over my shoulder.
He goes, hey, are you done with that? I thought
it was the rock station guy. Yeah, the morning guy.
(07:34):
And ah yeah, Man.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I look over.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I'm like, oh, dang, that's the news guy. He's like
the news producer. Nice guy, really nice, super nice guy.
And it was like I was half asleep, so I
felt bad. But but he is a nice guy. And
and he goes, hey, do you golf? And I go, yeah,
(07:58):
yeah I do. And he named a course and I go, yeah,
I haven't been able to play it as much as
I'd like to this year, but yeah, golf. And he goes, hey,
I was on your Instagram. I saw you golf. I
saw the course you were on, and you were golfing.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
He said it as a matter of fact, I do.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I was like, yeah, yeah, this guy wants to golf
with me.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
He said we should golf together.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Well that's why he was saying the conversation. He named
the course, said he was on my Instagram and talked
a little bit about something common that we both like wow.
So in the last two days, I've had these sixty
five year old dudes hit on me and I'm like,
that's the demo that loves me. Mid sixties dudes. Okay,
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both nice guys.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I think I think you're probably about right. That feels good.
Doesn't feel good, though it did.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
It feels awesome to be liked. And I was like, okay,
that that is it. So if there is any community
out there, golf club, there's a running club. I mean, dude,
I am a hit with the sixty five year old dudes.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Wow, I'm gonna tell you. And now that you say it,
I know exactly what my demographic is, right twenty two
co ed who likes me? And I came to the
realization the other day because I go pick up Baby
Box three from pre K and there is this little girl.
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I have no idea who this girl is. Never talk
to this girl in my life. She runs up to
me and grabs my hand and wants to jump up
and down. She has to be three, and she remember,
and I have no idea what she's saying. She's not
saying words, she's just making sounds, and she jumps up
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and down and every day I go to pick up
baby box three. She comes and finds.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Me and you don't know her parents? No, and she
goes up to a stranger. Yes, because she loves you
that much. And you've never even said to the mom
or dad, Hi, random, that she loves me. How are
you doing, Sarah.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I don't even know what her parents look like, stranger danger.
This girl is my biggest fan. And one of the
teachers the other day finally goes you don't even know her,
do you? I was like, nope, They're like sometimes they
just like people, and I mean, it is like and
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then when I leave, she's like, bye bye bye, bye
bye bye. So I'm gonna tell you my demographic is
three to ten year olds. That is who loves me.
If I go to a playground. If I go to
a playground with my kids, I don't know how, but
other kids that I don't know just come up to
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me and hey, chase me? Will you chase me? Pause?
That's not safe, And I'm like what And then it
looks weird if I am chasing these kids that I
don't know. If I'm playing something with my kids and
they come up and they start hitting me, and I'm
like what in the world, Like, I don't know why
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it is. And my wife is like, you look like
the creepy dude at a playground because I get so
many looks from parents like what is this dude doing?
Because all these kids love me and I don't even
talk to them. I don't interupt, like, but they are
they gravitate towards me. So three to ten year olds
would one hundred percent be my demographic. Not on purpose,
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not what I'm looking for, but something about me says, hey,
if you're between the ages of three and ten, you
can come up and talk to me. You can come
up and hit me. You can come up and play tag,
you can hit because my kids will punch me in
the butt. So then other kids punch me in the
butt and I'm like, no, no, you can't do that.
I don't know, you don't do that, and they punch
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you in the butt. No, no, you can't really not punch
you in the butt.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Okay, Wow, So truckers, who is your demographic?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
A lot lizards they want.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
It's not necessarily you get to pick in this life,
like obviously the truckers want similar age lizards to want them,
but most likely truckers.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
It's gonna be an eighty year old trucker that just
loves you. It's very interesting. I never thought about it,
but what your demographic is, who do you get along
with the best?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
And once I was faced with it, I just had
to realize it, and I was like, I got to
bring this to the pod because you don't get to
pick your demo. Your demo picks you.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
You're right, And what's funny is do you speak about
those gentlemen wanting to play golf with you?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Right?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
So, the Saturday before school started, they have a help
Clean the School day, like where parents go up and
volunteer and help do last minute cleaning of deaths or
walls or whatever the heck they need cleaned at the school. Right.
What an event? Yeah, we went. I mean we didn't
clean anything. Don't get me wrong. I didn't pick up
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one little cleaner. They just want the kids wanted to
see their classroom. So we did go to it and
we're talking to some of the parents and there's a
couple of kindergarten dads that show up and hey, how's
it going. How's it going? They start talking to me.
I don't know why they start talking to me, and
then they walk away and they go see their classroom
and they come back and they're standing inside the auditorium
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like that where the stage is and everything, and I'm
standing outside of it, but they're right inside the door,
and they start talking to each other and the one
guy looks at him and goes, hey, man, did you
play golf? And he goes s, yeah, I play golf
every once. All I'm not you're not playing me four
times a year. And he's like, man, we should really
go out and play golf.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Together, Tom, and denominated like, we should go hit the ball,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Like, I don't know what your schedule's like. And I'm
standing on the outside of the door, but hey, you're
in the conversation. No, I am from where you are.
You're inside the door. You're five feet from me. The
door is open. But I'm standing in the hallway and
they're talking to each other. And my wife's like, tell
him you play golf, And I said no, no, no, what
(14:30):
cat got your dick? I said, I am not in
the conversation. I'm not gonna walk the five feet mate. Hey, guys,
I play golf, and she goes, no, no, it's not
a big deal. Obviously, you can hear them. The door's open.
Just go go tell him you play golf.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Or you just say, hey, you guys, see Rory's leading
the BMW.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
And I said, no, I'm not doing She goes, it's
a way for you to get to play golf with them.
I said, I understand what you're saying. I get it,
but I can't just stick my head in the door.
By hey, excuse me. Guys, did you know I play golf?
I couldn't help, but eavesdrop on your conversation. I play
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golf too. Can I come with you? Guys? Anybody got
a spare wedge? Because it's amazing how many dads I
know that are in my circle and none of them
play golf.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Oh, I thought you were about to say they all
play golf, because my theory is, guys, get to that point.
There's really not a lot other to do than be
with your kids. Golf is because women shop. Guys need
the golf unless they're like oddly into legos or.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Like or dungeons and dragons.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
You really do need to choose golf because if you
don't have that hobby, like, where do I put my hands.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Right, what do you do? What is your spare time? Escape?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Because see, my dad never really found that. He never
so getting in presence. It was always a what's dad's hobby?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
So he hunting? Actually hunting, So I could say that
for him, I would say my dad didn't. His hobby
was his kids. He were all the time.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
So you need but you need that one thing outside
of your kids. My dad didn't have time and didn't
like painting like art. No, he painted houses. So but
did he ever pick up the brush and maybe do something.
He never did a canvas paint like paint, oil painting. No, never,
but it would make sense that he'd be good at it.
(16:32):
He might be.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
But he was good at stroking that or the roller.
I mean that's what he did. He had to have
had a hobby, though he did. He did not have
a hobby. But I mean nowadays you need one. Back
then you could have got away with without one. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
I mean think about everybody. Everybody's got one. Eddie's the
grill guy, thether guy. You are your golf, I'm golf,
a little bit of basketball bones, he's pickler. I mean
everybody's Now you got to have that hobby. Otherwise it's like, wait, what,
your husband just works and hangs out with the kids. Well,
that's too perfect or not too perfect, but you gotta
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have that side thing.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
You would think you need the side thing to escape.
But he just he didn't have that. He didn't have time.
He worked pretty much seven days a week, and then
he came home and took care of us and went
to practice in which ballgames.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Okay, he can get away with that, but I'm saying
if he was at a gym standing in the door
and two guys were talking, your dad wouldn't have had
something to bring up. He would have been considered weird
in today's society. Yeah, because it's like, whoa, you don't golf,
WHOA you don't drink? WHOA you don't like fast cars
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like our buddy at Freeland Chevrolet. Yeah, Richard, he's a
car guy, so he goes these car things on the
car shows. Okay, he's also a pool guy. He's out
chilling by the pool.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Oh I thought you meant pool like Billiard.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
No, but pool, so a pool could be your thing,
because I mean, that's gonna consume a lot of your time.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
And then he's also a golf guy. Wow.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
So yeah, so it's like, yes, for conversation, you need
those things. But also with the guy circle, you need something.
It's just like, oh, Mark, what is he? So he
just works and plays with the kids?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
What else?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
What?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Really you need that something?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Man?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yeah, Pitts golfs chiefs fanatic, uh fun atic, fun at it.
He's gonna take over for the Wolf this year. Kevin
huge Boston sports guy. Because he's from California. Way, that
doesn't make sense. Yeah, but yes, So I had a
like when you say you were those guys that invited
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you to play golf. Those guys invite each other to
play golf. But I didn't raise my hand. I didn't
stick my head in there. And my wife like, it's
been over a week and as she's like, do you
regret not talking to those guys about golf, I'm like no,
because it would have been awkward of me forcing my
way into a conversation. Would you have stuck your head
in there and like, Hey, I play golf, but are
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they your friends?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I just dude, I literally just talked to them for
the first time like ten minutes before that.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
See, I kind of we need to take a break
and when do you make your point? So would this
guy have been a good influence on me?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
No? But there is a neighbor guy.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
We all went to a Tennessee balls game a year ago,
and there's a guy directly across the street. Nice guy.
Friendship really hasn't evolved, very nice guy. Got it, talked
to his wife more and I talked to him.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
It just hadn't taken off.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Me and Jessica's husband, he's a huge Cincinnati Reds fan.
We're cool.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Friendship just really hasn't taken off. Got it.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
There was a guy there, huge sports better got it?
Huge pool guy?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Oh, pool guy like Billiards.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
No, he has a pool in his backyard, got it?
I feel like and he's a big drinker. It seems louder,
whereas Jessica's husband's a little quieter, kind of reserved, which
is cool.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
But maybe me and.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
This other guy, the pool guy, the golf guy, maybe
we would have attracted each other more or uh been
a better match. Maybe right, I'm not saying that Justin's
husband isn't just for whatever reason, it's just never evolved.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Hold on, Justin has a husband, Jessica's Okay, I was
like Justin got married.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
So do I wish in that moment at the Vall's game,
I would have been a little more vocal and.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Said, hey man, let me get your number?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Sure it never got his number.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
I wave at the guy when I see him running,
when I see when he sees me running.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
The relationship never evolved.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
So none of my relationships with any of the neighbor
dudes has evolved. Should I have maybe said more at
that balls party, that one random night in the fall?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Sure? Do I regret it?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
No, I mean life goes its, it does, but but yes,
one sentence, hey man, can I get your number? Hey man,
I golf could have changed a lot of things.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Yeah, he was starting a business. Man. I don't know. Oh,
it sounds like a great business idea. That sounds so cool.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Man, I'm a bidding the guy trying to get that money.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I'm like, all right, man, cool, I'm I'm gonna you
can listen to me on the radio. Man, We'll be
right back. Make sure you download the pod man. I
might sound old now, and I don't know if I
am old, And maybe I am just boring and I'm lame,
but I have decided that I am so over something
(21:50):
that I thought was so funny a couple of years ago.
Porn No ray I put down the site. There was
night there was no porn was never fun. It was entertaining.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Tired to have an allergies with nothing to blow my
nose with.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
No, it's something happens this time of year. Everybody gets
excited about it. You're in it, I'm in it. The
nation is in it. I ain't in it. Yeah you
are fantasy football? Oh yeah, but you know what I
am over And I'm like, Okay, that ship has sailed
(22:25):
and we've jumped the shark on that, the fantasy football punishments.
Why am I so overseeing these dumb ass videos of
the punishments? Like I don't know if that makes me
so lame, but I'm like, okay, are we just thinking
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of everything that is outrageous to make someone do if
they get last place? The videos have been popping up
everywhere the last couple of weeks, and I'm like, guys,
we've got to stop, Like, okay, hey, making someone go
to waffle house that was funny.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Door to door trigger treating in July exactly.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Oh, I saw one he got last place, so he
had to dress up as the very hungry caterpillar and
eat everything that's in that book.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Hey man, you forgot the banana. I saw one for
a Fourth of July parade. The guy had to make
a float and say I lost fantasy football and go
around the town in that float.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Oh yeah, and where do you have time to make
the damn float? I mean, we have lives. Oh I
saw another one. Oh you got last place in your
fantasy football league? You gotta run a it was either
a five k or ten k in a full suit.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
What you got last place in your fantasy football? You
have to golf eighteen holes with strangers without clubs, and
for four hours you have to fake that you were
hitting the ball with clubs but with your hands, and.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
You're not allowed to say that you lost fantasy football.
You tell him you're mentally preparing what I mean, that's
funny for one hole. But those poor guys that had
to play with that guy, but I don't even think
it's real.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
I mean they at one point they're like, oh, am
I in your line?
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Oh because you're hey, because you're filming everything, And they're like,
what you're filming every shot? What do we do it? Like,
do I believe it?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Then I saw another one. Oh, you won last place
in your fantasy football league. He had to buy every
member of the league whatever jersey they wanted. I'm like,
what are we talking about?
Speaker 1 (24:36):
There was another one? What there was another one? I'm
going to mess up some of the details. Did he
have to fly to different cities in the same day?
He had to see how many connecting flights he could
do in the same day. Like, guys, that's like a
two thousand dollars waste of money. Like stop, that's what
I thought about the jerseys.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I'm like, so you paid two hundred dollars or whatever
to get in the league, you lose, and then you
gotta spend two thousand dollars on jerseys. Stop it.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
And then there's the ones by the side of the
road where they got the post. Yeah, I got last
in fantasy football. I mean, we've seen them all making
the rounds.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
I so maybe I'm old, maybe I'm out of touch,
but can we stop with the punishments?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Greatest fantasy football punishment ever? And it's this guy fake
swinging clubs and then the old men have to deal
with him next, And I felt so bad for them
and they're like, oh, are you done? They were just
being nice. It's like, you guys really did that for
eighteen holes?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Like stop. Oh, this guy finished last, so he had
to try out for the Minnesota Vikings drum line. I
saw another one. They finished last, so they tied him
to a tree and they poured syrup and honey and
different drinks on his head.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
What the the Some of the leagues are actually like
the Premier League where they drop the guy that finished
last and he has to go up and give a
speech and he's like, all right, I'm out of the league,
and then all the league members are there, so it's like,
so you guys just kick your best friend out of
the league because it's relegation or whatever.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
I don't mind that, but it's your best friend. I agree.
Oh this guy, thirty two year old man had to
go back to high school and take the act because
he finished last. If he doesn't get a nineteen or above,
he has to retake it. What what was Stop with
this crap?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
But we're only doing it because of TikTok and Instagram.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Exactly, and so maybe I'm just maybe I don't get.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
It, Like what's ours? You gotta hook up with the
same sex.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Like if you hey, if you get last place in
the Sore Losers Fantasy League, We're gonna whip you on stage.
We're gonna whip you on stage. Lashes at the convention.
I mean, what are we doing? Maybe I'm old, Maybe
people love this, Maybe I am just so out of touch,
but I see these and I'm like, can we stop? Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Yeah, I'm with you. I've joined you in this entire bit.
You good gosh, It's.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Like, what, dude, Oh, here's your caterpillar. Dude, you want
to see the hungry caterpillar because I was so over
them with you. He's the hungry caterpillar.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
The ones I do like are draft order. Now, those
I am all about. They do relay races and stuff.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
The exact opposite is how they determined draft order. Phenomenal
did not love.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
I believe it was the Blue Jays pitchers and or
whoever there was great. They were trying to throw as
hard as they could. No, dude, if I'm the pitching coach,
I'm spanking every one of them with a jockstrap. The
second they get down, they're ruining their arms like that.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
No, they picked someone of the support staff, so like
the trainer, the equipment man, the whatever, and they're the
ones that threw the pitch.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
If there's enough of those positions. Yeah, okay, I.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Mean they have a lot of people that work for
the organization and they throw the pitch. Whoever throws the hardest,
that person gets the first pick. Another one. I saw
this dude at Bill's training camp had a poster board
and I think it may have been DJ Moore, I
don't know, but it said help me determine the draft order,
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and he had everybody's name, and DJ Moore came over
the marker and just wrote one, three, two, and that's
how they determine their draft order. That's phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
But they were relying on DJ Moore to come over.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
And do that, or any player. It may have been
any player, I don't know, but that's cool. That's so
cool because you see it in real time. There's no
rhyme or reason. He just wrote numbers by names, doesn't
know any of them, doesn't know who they are. That's fun.
I saw them doing the forty yard dash in the
world water.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Saw the water one saw where guys were doing binge drinking,
and then they had to run afterwards. That was like
part of a relay. The sprinting one is always popular.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
I saw the combine where they had to do a
flip cup yep, beer pong, throw a football into something.
They had to do bean bags, and then the forty
yard sprint. Those are funny. I like that. The punishments
I can't handle. Oh here's another one. Dude lost fantasy football,
so he had to go compete in a building body
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what do you call them? Bodybuilding? Yeah? Contest? Like, like, no,
we have lives. You're telling me that you guys the
act thing?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
What?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Who like you?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
He committed to the bit that he had to go
on a Saturday that he's probably supposed to be with
his family and take a high school test and he
had to get a nineteen. What hey, man, you gotta
get a nineteen or you can't get in the league.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
This guy had to go in public and state three
reasons why he'd be a bad boyfriend. I'm so ugly,
I love cuddles all the what I just can't do it?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
All right? With all that said, what's our punishment?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
I'm thinking about it. They're banned for life. They can't
be in the league ever. Again.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
I mean that's a little harsh.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
It was a joke.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Oh okay.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
I wasn't really gonna have a punishment.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
I was thinking, they have to leak a sex tape
for five minutes on our Facebook.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
That takes five years to build up to that. Here's one.
The dude got last place, so he had to do
a mile of eating the meal mile lap one, six,
blazing wings, lap two, a quarter gallon of milk, Lap three,
a banana and sprite lap four for loco. How about this,
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I'm out, don't want to play in that league. Go
ahead and sign me up for not playing next year.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
The trigger Treating one, it was like funny for one
house and every other house like, I mean, yeah, we
beat you some stuff out of my fridge. Hilarious, really
cool punishment. You guys got here. Hi there on trigger
Treating in July and it's like a guy in Massachusetts,
He's like, what, all right, cool, I'll beat you my
kids granola bar. Here you go, man, Like what I mean?
Speaker 2 (31:28):
I did see Luke Combs and I don't know if
this is last year, this year, I don't know when
this was, but he made his boys get on stage
and sing. That's funny because you're Luke Combs and it's
in front of a lot of people. Yep, this other stuff.
I mean, my name's been it. I'm not in it.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
My name's Paul. It's up to y'all.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
We'll take a break. Dude, ours should be.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
You have to be unhoused for a day.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Hey, I have to say the unhoused the really stepping
up their game. How in what way? Uh? Have you
seen the bridge right over here? The dude has a
queen mattress. Swear to god, pillow top. It is a
pillow top mattress. Dude, I do not know, Mike. I
have so many questions. Hey, how do you get a
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pillow top mattress? B How did he get it to
the bridge? Under the bridge? How did he transfer it?
That's a heavy piece of equipment.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
I mean, I didn't have a queen mattress until I
was in my thirties.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
I didn't have a queen mattress until I was twenty
six years old.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I slept on a fall when me and Bezer first
started dating. I mean, and he just I'm assuming he
hides it in bushes or something.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Dude, No, no, no, it is straight up underneath the
underpass right there, like it's the every morning, like it
is sitting and he is asleep on top of a
pillow top mattress, no sheets on it, but just laying
on it.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
He's got to move it though when the rain comes.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
That's my question. What does he do with it? How
does he transfer it? Underneath the overpass? No, that's where
it is now.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Well, then it's safe unless it goes diagonal storms.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Does he not move all day? Because I feel like
that would be a prime candidate to be stolen by
another unhoused.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
I think they kind of respect each other's corners because
at times I've seen it's usually the same people on
the same corners.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Really, yeah, and so they have it like a hierarchy.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Yeah, it's whoever you know, your grandfathered in, that's your
spot that they get in fights sometimes if it's somebody
from the outside trying to post up and from traffic
getting money.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
I just thought it was so funny. The dude is
sleeping on a pillow top mattress, looks comfortable as I'll
get out, like having the time of his life. And
he doesn't even share like he's got other people just
stroll like on the underpass concrete. He's not like, hey,
you want to share the bed. No, it's all to himself.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
When we were on the west side, they were plugging
in to the pole they had electricity. Really yeah, But
then they came in and they put up signs like
government property, and they put up chain link fence. I've
seen them with barbed wire. So then booted them out.
But dude, they there's outlets on some of the poles
and they would plug into it and it would light
up their tent city.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Huh, that's amazing. And I got to say it. You
know what happened the other day, My boys went and
picked some cucumbers out of our garden. They played in
a garden, you know, beginning of summer, and any egg plants,
I know, just cucumbers, bell peppers, sweet peppers, carrots, that
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might be it. They have not watered at one time.
We've had so much rain that it just takes care
of itself. Farmed a table. And so the other day
they were talking to the girls across the street, Hey,
you want to see our garden, and the girl's.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Like, oh my god, just we want to see your gudhead.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
So they ran back to the garden and they ripped
off some cucumbers, massive cucumbers, massive, and they come running
out there. We need to sell these, We need to
sell these. Like, yeah, that's a great idea. How much
you want to sell them for? They're like six dollars apiece,
My guys, lill expensive. Don't think you're gonna get many
customers for six dollars apiece. Sounds like dud or guys,
(35:30):
salsa dude. So they start walking up and down the sidewalk, cucumbers,
get your cucumbers, cucumbers for sale. Anybody out walking their dog,
just out for a walk, out for a jog. They'd
run up to them. You want to buy cucumbers. You
want to buy cucumbers. They're like no, no, we're good.
(35:51):
Oh there's a customer, customer, and they'd run across the street.
We got cucumbers. You want cucumbers? No, no, They went
and knocked on a few doors. Yeah you need more
popular vegetable. Yeah, well, I mean split peas. Ray, I'm
not sure people are peas when they're out on their walk.
They may buy something from a lemonade stand, they're not
gonna buy cucumbers. See, it's got a random.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Stuff that's gonna help with the heat. Yeah, where the cumber?
I mean that's more of a toy nowadays than anything else.
And also, let's be real, these farm stands are popping
up left and there everywhere. If you come to my Muni,
there's one right on the way to it, really and
they got in the front yard and it's like help
yourself and then you either leave the money or venmo.
But they have everything sitting out where. They have squash,
(36:33):
corn and cucumbers. You ever get any See it's a
busier road that one. No, And then there's another one
on the way to Brothers. Yeah, they have eggs at
that one. Strawberries I've seen on the sign. Again, it's
a busier road. It's one of those where you're going
sixty you got to pull in somebody's driveway.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
It's a dangerous little.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Turn and it's hard to get back out. And that's
the thing. Once you're in, you also then got to
get back out. And I'm like, and also I pull up,
and I mean, is how do you pay these people?
Speaker 2 (37:01):
It's like the.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Blueberries right now? They got the listery of scares going on.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Oh, but that's only from big places. If you're on
that farm, you're good.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Yeah, I mean that stuff's as fresh as it gets.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
But anyway, so then they start knocking on doors and
trying to sell cucumbers, no soliciting, and my four year
old comes running back with six dollars and I'm like,
how did you get that? He goes, oh, i'd knocked
done that lady's door over there, and I told her
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we were selling cucumbers. And she said, are you sure
it's not you're not raising money for your school? And
he goes, yeah, school, and she gave him six bucks.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Oh, that's how it starts.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
He realized he scammed a lady out of six dollars.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Yeah, a slight of tongue. All of a sudden, it's
a little bit easier to sell something, And so it begins.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
He went from trying to sell cucumbers to telling the
neighbors that he's raising money for school and he got
six bucks out of it.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
That's like, dude, you can't do that. But he could
say it's for school, school lunch money to chee.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
School lunches are free.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Now you must be under the let threshold.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
No, every school in the district, everybody gets free lunchesh amazing.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
My dad would have us ask every year, Hey, you
need to really ask, So then we'd have to ask
if we were the threshold, he get free meals. I'm like, thanks, Dad,
I mean, that's not embarrassing at all. Like making a
big point of it. He's like, we have three kids
this threshold and mom would be like, oh, we're so
close to it, but we're not there, and I'm like, Dad,
(38:49):
I no, it was never frown. Any of the people
got free lunch. You really never even knew, right unless
you know, I mean, it was actually never a thing, cause.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
I mean they're just in line. When they get to
the front, they just say their name and they just
check off, and it's but you don't know if people
have money or not. And I just believe one of
my friends, the nick kid, he would say if he
had free lunch.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
He'd be like, oh, yeah, I get free lunches. But
my dad making a big deal of it was the
most awkward thing. Is because we'd ask several teachers and
would have him call the school and then he'd present
something to the board or about having multiple kids in
the threshold should be the total of all three kids
instead of just one. I'm like, Dad, that's more embarrassing
(39:29):
than the getting free lunches freaking name.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
In high school, I had a couple buddies that got
free lunch, and there was multiple lines that you could
go in and it was all check mark. It wasn't computers.
So he would go in one line, I'd go on
the other line. I'd just say his name, they just check,
and then he'd go to the other line, say his name.
Check get free lunch in three different lines.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
And gotta be real. I never knew that schools serve breakfast.
Oh yeah, high school, and I believe it was probably
for the kids that needed it. Yeah, I never knew
until like my senior year. I was like, why aren't
there all those kids in the lunch room. And they're like, oh,
they every morning. If you need free lunch, you just
go in there.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Yeah, they do that. My kid's school free breakfast.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Man, I'm glad I learned that my senior year.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Yeah. My kids sometimes they'll eat at home, then they'll
go get the free breakfast at school. That's cool, It
is pretty cool. But before we go, we got one email.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Hey brother, I'd love a free something hot.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Oh yeah, wait, you got a cinnamon TOAs scrunchy. I'll
take some of that. Man, Oh, you got a pop tart,
I'll eat that. Hello, Coacher is from Dixon, Illinois. CC
five was Emily and I's first convention and it was amazing.
Meeting all the veterans was a great experience and we
made some great memories and new friends for life. I
wanted to let both of you know, as well as
(40:48):
Sore Losers Nation, that Emily and I are expecting our
first baby in early New Year. This has been many
years of trying and disappointment, but finally our blessing will arrive. Unfortunately,
Emily's due date is right around CC six. It looks
like we will have to postpone our second convention. Dustin
four A will be representing our group for CC six.
(41:12):
We will miss everyone and hope to return for CC seven.
Wish us luck as I am freaking out about being
a dad. Sore Losers Nation for Life. Nate Roblez thought
that was a chick emailing. At first, I thought it
was two women. No, it is a husband and a wife.
He's a firefighter. If you could play the firefighter clip,
(41:35):
the firefighter clip, how about the firefighter clip. It's got
to be this.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Sorry, it might be a little loud.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
What is it smoking? Techer beeping? Yeah, congratulations, guys. I
don't know why. I mean, we have baby fever in
Sore Losers Nation. Everybody's having babies right before the convention,
around the convention. So Nate, thank you for not showing up. Emily,
I know you don't want to come back because Nate
and Dustin were just all over each other the whole time,
(42:08):
and they weren't paying attention to you. It's a little weird,
but hopefully Dustin will represent in a good way. Congratulations.
It's really easy when you have a kid. Life gets
so much simpler. It's like nothing. You just get to
sit around and watch TV. Make sure it's born before
two thousand and eight. You'll get that Trump tax credit.
Oh that's right.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
And sometimes companies will match ours will that's great. So
me and Bazer got to pop one out in the
next year.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
I actually I think we need to get surrogate pregnant
in the next year. It's got to be born before
twenty twenty eight.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Yeah, that's true. And we got to go because you know,
it's almost time to go. The weekend. And if you're
in the Sore Losers Fantasy league, you check your email,
check your spam. The invitation for the league has been
sent out. It is time for some fantasy. Well think
of a punishment, will come up with it Monday. But really, Nate, Emily, congratulations,
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Ray you got anything?
Speaker 1 (43:01):
Congrats and the fantasy football. Have you been on the website?
Been on the website? Did you see our team name? Oh?
Speaker 2 (43:06):
No, I have not seen it. Uh, let me check
it out. Our team name is have a gait weekend.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
You're not even gonna get it. I'm going, dang it,
it's a stupid team name.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Now hold on, I'm going, God, why this is so annoying?
Where is it.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
Home?
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Here we go? No, why does it take me to
the old names? I don't know your team name? I
can't find the league.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
So we went with the Amalfi Coast Smash Bros. A
Malfy Coast popularized by his ex Angelina. Smash Bros. Is
just kind of like a co ed term I think
of like dudes. It just smashed chicks. There.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
It is a Malfy Coast smash Brothers. And you have
a picture of.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Is that the girl Angelina on the Amalfi Coast. Huh
freaking hilarious. I just added it this morning. Justin's gonna
kill me.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Dude, Justin needs to marry that chick. She's hot. Yeah,
he's an idiot.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
He fumbled the bag.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
Oh, he fumbled that bag. Dude, that is a good
looking chick. Man. Wow. Yeah, everybody go check out Rai's
Rai's Team a Maulfi Coast, him and Justin.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
Man, I'll put it on our Instagram Sore Losers Podcast
before Bazer makes me pull it down, because no, no, you.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Put it on Instagram. We'll just put the Everybody can
go to the website Sore Losers dot com. We'll put
a link to the league and you can check out
race team. Very good. Have a good weekend, guys, have
a good weekend. We're out all right.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Man, Hey, take that picture down. I don't have feelings
for her anymore.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Dude, that's my the one that got away.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
See if he's noticed it yet.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
No, I'm no text no Ah. Hey, coachers, Just so
you know, I'm at eighteen on beat the streak from
El Paso. Rudy All r Rudy, good luck man, Rudy.
Get to thirty six. That's the season high, and you'll
get ten thousand dollars. Man, he's halfway there. Halfway there.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
It can be done. Season goes all the way to
the end of September.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
Yeah, all right, we gotta go for real. Let's get
out of here.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
My highest was twenty seven, My highest was three. Justin
got to fifteen and picked vlad No picked Jose Ramirez
and he went, oh for five.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Oh, and also that's pretty bad. Oh for five yes,
oh god, oh for five fifteen, that's bad. He's put
of a sombrero. I just want to say good luck
to my cousin Andrew this weekend. He's up in Portland
running a race. It's like one hundred mile race where
he's in a van with a bunch of people, like
maybe it's two hundred miles, and they do five mile increments.
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So someone runs five miles, gets back in the van.
The other person runs five miles, gets back in the van.
Best of luck to you guys, enjoy the ride, and
don't kill yourself.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Boomer, yep, since we're doing the offering plate, Boomer is
heading to college. Yes, he is going to Mount Pleasant.
He's off to college.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
The school is called Mid Michigan, Mid Michigan, and it'll
probably be his first college party tonight. My buddy Aaron,
his son moved in at East Texas A and M
West Texas A and M. He's playing baseball there, so
good luck Easton. My goddaughter, Oscar's daughter, she has moved
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to Boston to play soccer at Simmons University. All the
way from Corpus Christi, Texas to Boston, couldn't be farther
apart Austar and Austin or Oscar and his wife heartbroken, depressed, sad,
but they still got their son at home.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
So Boomer, wear the Hawaiian shirt that you and me
picked out at Marshall's. That's how you make us splash
the first college party.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
That is that is very true. Yeah, so all right,
everybody get out of here. Let's see where is he
going to school? He is West Texas A and M
is where Aaron's son is at. So best of luck,
best of luck, really stop it, we gotta go. We've
done so many shout outs.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
Okay, and Heather, just turn on the podcast. She said,
we need you all to be on the radio, and
Treeport we're on the podcast in Tree, Pyeah. Just download
it iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
It's not that hard.
I don't know if you're gonna like this bit, but
it is people that are attracted to you. I want
you to think of the demographic that is attracted to you,
because I have mine. I just just in the in
the breakroom. It just hit me right in the face,
and I was like, this is it. This is literally
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the demographic that loves me.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Huh? What up y'all?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
We are a spinoff podcast of The Bobby Bone Show
where the Sore Losers. We're in Nashville, Tennessee, where a
sports podcast and lifestyle and show that likes to talk
about love.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
What's up, y'all? And that is it? Talk about love?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
We have got the convention in our city in twenty
twenty seven. We are thirty two days away and it
is presented by Freeling Chevrolet.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
All Right, man, I'm trying to think I might have
to really contemplate what demographic loves me? Because it said
it hits you in the face. So I'm like, how
did it hit you in the face? What happened that
you now realize who likes you and who doesn't? Do
you have the demographic that doesn't like you? Because you
always get your feelings hurt from online so I wonder
if you know what people those are.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Uh, demographic that doesn't like me is the people at
the gym because now everybody just wears their headphones. I
mean everybody hates everybody at the gym now, So I
mean you could just say a gym bro and a
gym chick tout and they don't even look at me
in the face. So I mean, I really, Oh, every
time I'm there, I'm like, dude, these people like hate me.
The only guy that talks to me as a front
desk pot guy. Other girl, I've seen her every day
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for three hundred and sixty five days. I'll walk past
her in the street because you get parkings a little
ways away. Yeah, doesn't even look up. I'm like, am
I not worthy of a smile and a high? I'm
obviously not unhoused. So I would say that demo hates
me the gym bros and hose.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
That's interesting, man, That's an unfortunate situation. It's weird because
sometimes I like, I park my bike, you know, on
the bike lock, and I'm walking through the garage and
I see the same chick every morning in the parking garage,
and I mean she will be walking walking, and then
she'll just go through the cars so she doesn't have
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to walk by me. It's like, I know, I look
sweaty because I just got done riding a bike. I
get that, Like, I understand that I kind of look
like I'm unhoused. I understand that my look looks a
little disheveled. But I am I just got off my bike.
I didn't just get out from underneath the bridge, like
I am literally coming into work, and she will take
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a a hard right and cut through the cars instead
of walking down the line, and she walks. You know
how the cars go front to front, she walks in
the middle of those instead of just walking down the
empty aisle. Hot.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Hot, that's unfortunate. Then, yeah, I mean you're worthy of
at least a high.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
That's what I feel like. I'm like, come on, like,
at least say good morning. Not I'm not there to
do anything. I'm coming to work. All right, We're gonna
do it live woo oh the one dude, due so loser?
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
(03:12):
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Y'all Sison from the North Alpha male married to Bazer,
north Side, Nashville, two acres, two kids, Vandy justin check
on them please. I know you're on a dingy young
gun lake. And we gotta stop having such a good
podcast because before I even get home now from work,
Baser will say something like heard it on the podcast. No,
you're not going to Michigan. So I don't know how
(03:42):
we're that good that she listens before I even get
home from work. We gotta stop being as good as
we are.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
That's impressive because Batter's Box has been slacking on his listening.
He hadn't heard the pod. I don't know how many weeks.
I'm like, dude, how are you not listening to it?
I've been busy, man. And he sounds exhausted at the
end of the day because he works and then he
goes over and works on that house with my dad
that they're flipping. And I'll call him just trying to,
you know, build that relationship back up now that football
(04:09):
season's here, and I'll call him at like eight o'clock
and he's like, Hey, my dude, what's going on. I'm
just tired, man. Oh, yeah. I mean, well, this is
what's going on. All right, man, we I'll talk to
you later, okay, all right, good conversation. Like so, you
can just feel the exhaustion in his voice, like he
is he is done for. He's spread a little too thin,
(04:32):
I think so. And then you know he's got the
kid at home. He's got to get him ready for school,
got him, get him in bed on time. He's just
worn out. Man. Oh so he is an active father sometimes, yeah,
oh no. I guess what he said last night is, yeah, dude,
I get home from that, you know, I go to work,
and then I go to that house, work on it
for an hour or two. Then I come home and
(04:55):
then we got to go straight to baseball practice. He goes,
I'm exhausted, man, I forgot about the baseball practice. That
does add up. So my apologies to him. Are we
gonna finish the bit? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
So I've told you guys before that I'm friends with
the overnight guy. Yeah, in his sixties, he's pretty close
to retirement.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
And so he has given me advice. He's like, oh,
roth Ira, normal Ira. Roth Ira takes out taxes right away,
A normal Ira takes out taxes when you take the
money out in fifteen years. So he's given me good
advice like that. Dude's in his sixties.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
So much as he says, better.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
The rich people take the tax out now, poor people
worry about it later. Got it, so I went worry
about it later. So he hit me the other day
and he was like, hey, man, are you on Facebook?
And I'm like, oh, I just have one for the
podcast and it's like my cat's name that I just
get on the sort of loser's podcast, man, so I'm
able to talk with the people. And then I have
(05:54):
one that's my name my wife created. But sometimes it
doesn't let me even post. I have no idea. I
don't really have account. He goes, oh, man, I want
you to follow me, man, so we could keep on
keeping touch on there. I'm posting videos and stuff. And
I'm like, oh, yeah, man, I'm not really even on Facebook.
So that kind of dawned on me. Like dude kind
of likes me, like he kind of thinks I'm cool. Yeah,
for sure for him to want to cross over to Facebook.
(06:17):
And he'll tell me stories and stuff and we heck,
sometimes he'll swing by here and we'll just talk at night.
Oh really, so I think you know what dude likes me?
Does he pull up a chair? Oh he'll yeah, he'll
sit and I'll be like, bro, I got to get
to work at some point. I know you got nothing
to good do. I mean, he's he's borderline retired. He's
living the life right now.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
That would be a nice, nice gick. You know how
he used to pick up the scooters.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Does he do that still?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
No? They cut back on money, and he's like, I'll pass.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
And it'd be harder because we used to be on
a first floor like building. Now he had to bring
them all up. The elevator wouldn't really work.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
And they don't pay him as much because they're heavier. Ooh,
and that you have to now to almost where you're
willing to do a cert. They're trying to get like
companies almost to pick up the scooters. They don't want
just one guy Willie nearly picking up four scooters. They
want somebody picking up fifty every night, not doing it.
Stuff like that. So it kind of changed a little bit.
(07:12):
That's neither here nor there. So I was like, you
know what me and this dude are bros. Me and
this sixty five year old guy are bros. Then I'm
in the break room, you know, just sitting there next
to the coffee maker, and guy comes over my shoulder.
He goes, hey, are you done with that? I thought
it was the rock station guy. Yeah, the morning guy.
(07:34):
And ah yeah, Man.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I look over.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I'm like, oh, dang, that's the news guy. He's like
the news producer. Nice guy, really nice, super nice guy.
And it was like I was half asleep, so I
felt bad. But but he is a nice guy. And
and he goes, hey, do you golf? And I go, yeah,
(07:58):
yeah I do. And he named a course and I go, yeah,
I haven't been able to play it as much as
I'd like to this year, but yeah, golf. And he goes, hey,
I was on your Instagram. I saw you golf. I
saw the course you were on, and you were golfing.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
He said it as a matter of fact, I do.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I was like, yeah, yeah, this guy wants to golf
with me.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
He said we should golf together.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Well that's why he was saying the conversation. He named
the course, said he was on my Instagram and talked
a little bit about something common that we both like wow.
So in the last two days, I've had these sixty
five year old dudes hit on me and I'm like,
that's the demo that loves me. Mid sixties dudes. Okay,
(08:50):
both nice guys.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I think I think you're probably about right. That feels good.
Doesn't feel good, though it did.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
It feels awesome to be liked. And I was like, okay,
that that is it. So if there is any community
out there, golf club, there's a running club. I mean, dude,
I am a hit with the sixty five year old dudes.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Wow, I'm gonna tell you. And now that you say it,
I know exactly what my demographic is, right twenty two
co ed who likes me? And I came to the
realization the other day because I go pick up Baby
Box three from pre K and there is this little girl.
(09:35):
I have no idea who this girl is. Never talk
to this girl in my life. She runs up to
me and grabs my hand and wants to jump up
and down. She has to be three, and she remember,
and I have no idea what she's saying. She's not
saying words, she's just making sounds, and she jumps up
(09:57):
and down and every day I go to pick up
baby box three. She comes and finds.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Me and you don't know her parents? No, and she
goes up to a stranger. Yes, because she loves you
that much. And you've never even said to the mom
or dad, Hi, random, that she loves me. How are
you doing, Sarah.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I don't even know what her parents look like, stranger danger.
This girl is my biggest fan. And one of the
teachers the other day finally goes you don't even know her,
do you? I was like, nope, They're like sometimes they
just like people, and I mean, it is like and
(10:36):
then when I leave, she's like, bye bye bye, bye
bye bye. So I'm gonna tell you my demographic is
three to ten year olds. That is who loves me.
If I go to a playground. If I go to
a playground with my kids, I don't know how, but
other kids that I don't know just come up to
(10:59):
me and hey, chase me? Will you chase me? Pause?
That's not safe, And I'm like what And then it
looks weird if I am chasing these kids that I
don't know. If I'm playing something with my kids and
they come up and they start hitting me, and I'm
like what in the world, Like, I don't know why
(11:23):
it is. And my wife is like, you look like
the creepy dude at a playground because I get so
many looks from parents like what is this dude doing?
Because all these kids love me and I don't even
talk to them. I don't interupt, like, but they are
they gravitate towards me. So three to ten year olds
would one hundred percent be my demographic. Not on purpose,
(11:48):
not what I'm looking for, but something about me says, hey,
if you're between the ages of three and ten, you
can come up and talk to me. You can come
up and hit me. You can come up and play tag,
you can hit because my kids will punch me in
the butt. So then other kids punch me in the
butt and I'm like, no, no, you can't do that.
I don't know, you don't do that, and they punch
(12:08):
you in the butt. No, no, you can't really not punch
you in the butt.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Okay, Wow, So truckers, who is your demographic?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
A lot lizards they want.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
It's not necessarily you get to pick in this life,
like obviously the truckers want similar age lizards to want them,
but most likely truckers.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
It's gonna be an eighty year old trucker that just
loves you. It's very interesting. I never thought about it,
but what your demographic is, who do you get along
with the best?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
And once I was faced with it, I just had
to realize it, and I was like, I got to
bring this to the pod because you don't get to
pick your demo. Your demo picks you.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
You're right, And what's funny is do you speak about
those gentlemen wanting to play golf with you?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Right?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
So, the Saturday before school started, they have a help
Clean the School day, like where parents go up and
volunteer and help do last minute cleaning of deaths or
walls or whatever the heck they need cleaned at the school. Right.
What an event? Yeah, we went. I mean we didn't
clean anything. Don't get me wrong. I didn't pick up
(13:24):
one little cleaner. They just want the kids wanted to
see their classroom. So we did go to it and
we're talking to some of the parents and there's a
couple of kindergarten dads that show up and hey, how's
it going. How's it going? They start talking to me.
I don't know why they start talking to me, and
then they walk away and they go see their classroom
and they come back and they're standing inside the auditorium
(13:46):
like that where the stage is and everything, and I'm
standing outside of it, but they're right inside the door,
and they start talking to each other and the one
guy looks at him and goes, hey, man, did you
play golf? And he goes s, yeah, I play golf
every once. All I'm not you're not playing me four
times a year. And he's like, man, we should really
go out and play golf.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Together, Tom, and denominated like, we should go hit the ball,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Like, I don't know what your schedule's like. And I'm
standing on the outside of the door, but hey, you're
in the conversation. No, I am from where you are.
You're inside the door. You're five feet from me. The
door is open. But I'm standing in the hallway and
they're talking to each other. And my wife's like, tell
him you play golf, And I said no, no, no, what
(14:30):
cat got your dick? I said, I am not in
the conversation. I'm not gonna walk the five feet mate. Hey, guys,
I play golf, and she goes, no, no, it's not
a big deal. Obviously, you can hear them. The door's open.
Just go go tell him you play golf.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Or you just say, hey, you guys, see Rory's leading
the BMW.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
And I said, no, I'm not doing She goes, it's
a way for you to get to play golf with them.
I said, I understand what you're saying. I get it,
but I can't just stick my head in the door.
By hey, excuse me. Guys, did you know I play golf?
I couldn't help, but eavesdrop on your conversation. I play
(15:10):
golf too. Can I come with you? Guys? Anybody got
a spare wedge? Because it's amazing how many dads I
know that are in my circle and none of them
play golf.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Oh, I thought you were about to say they all
play golf, because my theory is, guys, get to that point.
There's really not a lot other to do than be
with your kids. Golf is because women shop. Guys need
the golf unless they're like oddly into legos or.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Like or dungeons and dragons.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
You really do need to choose golf because if you
don't have that hobby, like, where do I put my hands.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Right, what do you do? What is your spare time? Escape?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Because see, my dad never really found that. He never
so getting in presence. It was always a what's dad's hobby?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
So he hunting? Actually hunting, So I could say that
for him, I would say my dad didn't. His hobby
was his kids. He were all the time.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
So you need but you need that one thing outside
of your kids. My dad didn't have time and didn't
like painting like art. No, he painted houses. So but
did he ever pick up the brush and maybe do something.
He never did a canvas paint like paint, oil painting. No, never,
but it would make sense that he'd be good at it.
(16:32):
He might be.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
But he was good at stroking that or the roller.
I mean that's what he did. He had to have
had a hobby, though he did. He did not have
a hobby. But I mean nowadays you need one. Back
then you could have got away with without one. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
I mean think about everybody. Everybody's got one. Eddie's the
grill guy, thether guy. You are your golf, I'm golf,
a little bit of basketball bones, he's pickler. I mean
everybody's Now you got to have that hobby. Otherwise it's like, wait, what,
your husband just works and hangs out with the kids. Well,
that's too perfect or not too perfect, but you gotta
(17:12):
have that side thing.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
You would think you need the side thing to escape.
But he just he didn't have that. He didn't have time.
He worked pretty much seven days a week, and then
he came home and took care of us and went
to practice in which ballgames.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Okay, he can get away with that, but I'm saying
if he was at a gym standing in the door
and two guys were talking, your dad wouldn't have had
something to bring up. He would have been considered weird
in today's society. Yeah, because it's like, whoa, you don't golf,
WHOA you don't drink? WHOA you don't like fast cars
(17:52):
like our buddy at Freeland Chevrolet. Yeah, Richard, he's a
car guy, so he goes these car things on the
car shows. Okay, he's also a pool guy. He's out
chilling by the pool.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Oh I thought you meant pool like Billiard.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
No, but pool, so a pool could be your thing,
because I mean, that's gonna consume a lot of your time.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
And then he's also a golf guy. Wow.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
So yeah, so it's like, yes, for conversation, you need
those things. But also with the guy circle, you need something.
It's just like, oh, Mark, what is he? So he
just works and plays with the kids?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
What else?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
What?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Really you need that something?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Man?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yeah, Pitts golfs chiefs fanatic, uh fun atic, fun at it.
He's gonna take over for the Wolf this year. Kevin
huge Boston sports guy. Because he's from California. Way, that
doesn't make sense. Yeah, but yes, So I had a
like when you say you were those guys that invited
(18:50):
you to play golf. Those guys invite each other to
play golf. But I didn't raise my hand. I didn't
stick my head in there. And my wife like, it's
been over a week and as she's like, do you
regret not talking to those guys about golf, I'm like no,
because it would have been awkward of me forcing my
way into a conversation. Would you have stuck your head
in there and like, Hey, I play golf, but are
(19:12):
they your friends?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I just dude, I literally just talked to them for
the first time like ten minutes before that.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
See, I kind of we need to take a break
and when do you make your point? So would this
guy have been a good influence on me?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
No? But there is a neighbor guy.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
We all went to a Tennessee balls game a year ago,
and there's a guy directly across the street. Nice guy.
Friendship really hasn't evolved, very nice guy. Got it, talked
to his wife more and I talked to him.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
It just hadn't taken off.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Me and Jessica's husband, he's a huge Cincinnati Reds fan.
We're cool.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Friendship just really hasn't taken off. Got it.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
There was a guy there, huge sports better got it?
Huge pool guy?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Oh, pool guy like Billiards.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
No, he has a pool in his backyard, got it?
I feel like and he's a big drinker. It seems louder,
whereas Jessica's husband's a little quieter, kind of reserved, which
is cool.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
But maybe me and.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
This other guy, the pool guy, the golf guy, maybe
we would have attracted each other more or uh been
a better match. Maybe right, I'm not saying that Justin's
husband isn't just for whatever reason, it's just never evolved.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Hold on, Justin has a husband, Jessica's Okay, I was
like Justin got married.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
So do I wish in that moment at the Vall's game,
I would have been a little more vocal and.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Said, hey man, let me get your number?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Sure it never got his number.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
I wave at the guy when I see him running,
when I see when he sees me running.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
The relationship never evolved.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
So none of my relationships with any of the neighbor
dudes has evolved. Should I have maybe said more at
that balls party, that one random night in the fall?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Sure? Do I regret it?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
No, I mean life goes its, it does, but but yes,
one sentence, hey man, can I get your number? Hey man,
I golf could have changed a lot of things.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Yeah, he was starting a business. Man. I don't know. Oh,
it sounds like a great business idea. That sounds so cool.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Man, I'm a bidding the guy trying to get that money.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I'm like, all right, man, cool, I'm I'm gonna you
can listen to me on the radio. Man, We'll be
right back. Make sure you download the pod man. I
might sound old now, and I don't know if I
am old, And maybe I am just boring and I'm lame,
but I have decided that I am so over something
(21:50):
that I thought was so funny a couple of years ago.
Porn No ray I put down the site. There was
night there was no porn was never fun. It was entertaining.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Tired to have an allergies with nothing to blow my
nose with.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
No, it's something happens this time of year. Everybody gets
excited about it. You're in it, I'm in it. The
nation is in it. I ain't in it. Yeah you
are fantasy football? Oh yeah, but you know what I
am over And I'm like, Okay, that ship has sailed
(22:25):
and we've jumped the shark on that, the fantasy football punishments.
Why am I so overseeing these dumb ass videos of
the punishments? Like I don't know if that makes me
so lame, but I'm like, okay, are we just thinking
(22:46):
of everything that is outrageous to make someone do if
they get last place? The videos have been popping up
everywhere the last couple of weeks, and I'm like, guys,
we've got to stop, Like, okay, hey, making someone go
to waffle house that was funny.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Door to door trigger treating in July exactly.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Oh, I saw one he got last place, so he
had to dress up as the very hungry caterpillar and
eat everything that's in that book.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Hey man, you forgot the banana. I saw one for
a Fourth of July parade. The guy had to make
a float and say I lost fantasy football and go
around the town in that float.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Oh yeah, and where do you have time to make
the damn float? I mean, we have lives. Oh I
saw another one. Oh you got last place in your
fantasy football league? You gotta run a it was either
a five k or ten k in a full suit.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
What you got last place in your fantasy football? You
have to golf eighteen holes with strangers without clubs, and
for four hours you have to fake that you were
hitting the ball with clubs but with your hands, and.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
You're not allowed to say that you lost fantasy football.
You tell him you're mentally preparing what I mean, that's
funny for one hole. But those poor guys that had
to play with that guy, but I don't even think
it's real.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
I mean they at one point they're like, oh, am
I in your line?
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Oh because you're hey, because you're filming everything, And they're like,
what you're filming every shot? What do we do it? Like,
do I believe it?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Then I saw another one. Oh, you won last place
in your fantasy football league. He had to buy every
member of the league whatever jersey they wanted. I'm like,
what are we talking about?
Speaker 1 (24:36):
There was another one? What there was another one? I'm
going to mess up some of the details. Did he
have to fly to different cities in the same day?
He had to see how many connecting flights he could
do in the same day. Like, guys, that's like a
two thousand dollars waste of money. Like stop, that's what
I thought about the jerseys.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I'm like, so you paid two hundred dollars or whatever
to get in the league, you lose, and then you
gotta spend two thousand dollars on jerseys. Stop it.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
And then there's the ones by the side of the
road where they got the post. Yeah, I got last
in fantasy football. I mean, we've seen them all making
the rounds.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
I so maybe I'm old, maybe I'm out of touch,
but can we stop with the punishments?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Greatest fantasy football punishment ever? And it's this guy fake
swinging clubs and then the old men have to deal
with him next, And I felt so bad for them
and they're like, oh, are you done? They were just
being nice. It's like, you guys really did that for
eighteen holes?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Like stop. Oh, this guy finished last, so he had
to try out for the Minnesota Vikings drum line. I
saw another one. They finished last, so they tied him
to a tree and they poured syrup and honey and
different drinks on his head.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
What the the Some of the leagues are actually like
the Premier League where they drop the guy that finished
last and he has to go up and give a
speech and he's like, all right, I'm out of the league,
and then all the league members are there, so it's like,
so you guys just kick your best friend out of
the league because it's relegation or whatever.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
I don't mind that, but it's your best friend. I agree.
Oh this guy, thirty two year old man had to
go back to high school and take the act because
he finished last. If he doesn't get a nineteen or above,
he has to retake it. What what was Stop with
this crap?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
But we're only doing it because of TikTok and Instagram.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Exactly, and so maybe I'm just maybe I don't get.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
It, Like what's ours? You gotta hook up with the
same sex.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Like if you hey, if you get last place in
the Sore Losers Fantasy League, We're gonna whip you on stage.
We're gonna whip you on stage. Lashes at the convention.
I mean, what are we doing? Maybe I'm old, Maybe
people love this, Maybe I am just so out of touch,
but I see these and I'm like, can we stop? Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Yeah, I'm with you. I've joined you in this entire bit.
You good gosh, It's.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Like, what, dude, Oh, here's your caterpillar. Dude, you want
to see the hungry caterpillar because I was so over
them with you. He's the hungry caterpillar.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
The ones I do like are draft order. Now, those
I am all about. They do relay races and stuff.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
The exact opposite is how they determined draft order. Phenomenal
did not love.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
I believe it was the Blue Jays pitchers and or
whoever there was great. They were trying to throw as
hard as they could. No, dude, if I'm the pitching coach,
I'm spanking every one of them with a jockstrap. The
second they get down, they're ruining their arms like that.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
No, they picked someone of the support staff, so like
the trainer, the equipment man, the whatever, and they're the
ones that threw the pitch.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
If there's enough of those positions. Yeah, okay, I.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Mean they have a lot of people that work for
the organization and they throw the pitch. Whoever throws the hardest,
that person gets the first pick. Another one. I saw
this dude at Bill's training camp had a poster board
and I think it may have been DJ Moore, I
don't know, but it said help me determine the draft order,
(28:29):
and he had everybody's name, and DJ Moore came over
the marker and just wrote one, three, two, and that's
how they determine their draft order. That's phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
But they were relying on DJ Moore to come over.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
And do that, or any player. It may have been
any player, I don't know, but that's cool. That's so
cool because you see it in real time. There's no
rhyme or reason. He just wrote numbers by names, doesn't
know any of them, doesn't know who they are. That's fun.
I saw them doing the forty yard dash in the
world water.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Saw the water one saw where guys were doing binge drinking,
and then they had to run afterwards. That was like
part of a relay. The sprinting one is always popular.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
I saw the combine where they had to do a
flip cup yep, beer pong, throw a football into something.
They had to do bean bags, and then the forty
yard sprint. Those are funny. I like that. The punishments
I can't handle. Oh here's another one. Dude lost fantasy football,
so he had to go compete in a building body
(29:32):
what do you call them? Bodybuilding? Yeah? Contest? Like, like, no,
we have lives. You're telling me that you guys the
act thing?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
What?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Who like you?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
He committed to the bit that he had to go
on a Saturday that he's probably supposed to be with
his family and take a high school test and he
had to get a nineteen. What hey, man, you gotta
get a nineteen or you can't get in the league.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
This guy had to go in public and state three
reasons why he'd be a bad boyfriend. I'm so ugly,
I love cuddles all the what I just can't do it?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
All right? With all that said, what's our punishment?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
I'm thinking about it. They're banned for life. They can't
be in the league ever. Again.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
I mean that's a little harsh.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
It was a joke.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Oh okay.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
I wasn't really gonna have a punishment.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
I was thinking, they have to leak a sex tape
for five minutes on our Facebook.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
That takes five years to build up to that. Here's one.
The dude got last place, so he had to do
a mile of eating the meal mile lap one, six,
blazing wings, lap two, a quarter gallon of milk, Lap three,
a banana and sprite lap four for loco. How about this,
(31:03):
I'm out, don't want to play in that league. Go
ahead and sign me up for not playing next year.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
The trigger Treating one, it was like funny for one
house and every other house like, I mean, yeah, we
beat you some stuff out of my fridge. Hilarious, really
cool punishment. You guys got here. Hi there on trigger
Treating in July and it's like a guy in Massachusetts,
He's like, what, all right, cool, I'll beat you my
kids granola bar. Here you go, man, Like what I mean?
Speaker 2 (31:28):
I did see Luke Combs and I don't know if
this is last year, this year, I don't know when
this was, but he made his boys get on stage
and sing. That's funny because you're Luke Combs and it's
in front of a lot of people. Yep, this other stuff.
I mean, my name's been it. I'm not in it.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
My name's Paul. It's up to y'all.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
We'll take a break. Dude, ours should be.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
You have to be unhoused for a day.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Hey, I have to say the unhoused the really stepping
up their game. How in what way? Uh? Have you
seen the bridge right over here? The dude has a
queen mattress. Swear to god, pillow top. It is a
pillow top mattress. Dude, I do not know, Mike. I
have so many questions. Hey, how do you get a
(32:21):
pillow top mattress? B How did he get it to
the bridge? Under the bridge? How did he transfer it?
That's a heavy piece of equipment.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
I mean, I didn't have a queen mattress until I
was in my thirties.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
I didn't have a queen mattress until I was twenty
six years old.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I slept on a fall when me and Bezer first
started dating. I mean, and he just I'm assuming he
hides it in bushes or something.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Dude, No, no, no, it is straight up underneath the
underpass right there, like it's the every morning, like it
is sitting and he is asleep on top of a
pillow top mattress, no sheets on it, but just laying
on it.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
He's got to move it though when the rain comes.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
That's my question. What does he do with it? How
does he transfer it? Underneath the overpass? No, that's where
it is now.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Well, then it's safe unless it goes diagonal storms.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Does he not move all day? Because I feel like
that would be a prime candidate to be stolen by
another unhoused.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
I think they kind of respect each other's corners because
at times I've seen it's usually the same people on
the same corners.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Really, yeah, and so they have it like a hierarchy.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Yeah, it's whoever you know, your grandfathered in, that's your
spot that they get in fights sometimes if it's somebody
from the outside trying to post up and from traffic
getting money.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
I just thought it was so funny. The dude is
sleeping on a pillow top mattress, looks comfortable as I'll
get out, like having the time of his life. And
he doesn't even share like he's got other people just
stroll like on the underpass concrete. He's not like, hey,
you want to share the bed. No, it's all to himself.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
When we were on the west side, they were plugging
in to the pole they had electricity. Really yeah, But
then they came in and they put up signs like
government property, and they put up chain link fence. I've
seen them with barbed wire. So then booted them out.
But dude, they there's outlets on some of the poles
and they would plug into it and it would light
up their tent city.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Huh, that's amazing. And I got to say it. You
know what happened the other day, My boys went and
picked some cucumbers out of our garden. They played in
a garden, you know, beginning of summer, and any egg plants,
I know, just cucumbers, bell peppers, sweet peppers, carrots, that
(34:47):
might be it. They have not watered at one time.
We've had so much rain that it just takes care
of itself. Farmed a table. And so the other day
they were talking to the girls across the street, Hey,
you want to see our garden, and the girl's.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Like, oh my god, just we want to see your gudhead.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
So they ran back to the garden and they ripped
off some cucumbers, massive cucumbers, massive, and they come running
out there. We need to sell these, We need to
sell these. Like, yeah, that's a great idea. How much
you want to sell them for? They're like six dollars apiece,
My guys, lill expensive. Don't think you're gonna get many
customers for six dollars apiece. Sounds like dud or guys,
(35:30):
salsa dude. So they start walking up and down the sidewalk, cucumbers,
get your cucumbers, cucumbers for sale. Anybody out walking their dog,
just out for a walk, out for a jog. They'd
run up to them. You want to buy cucumbers. You
want to buy cucumbers. They're like no, no, we're good.
(35:51):
Oh there's a customer, customer, and they'd run across the street.
We got cucumbers. You want cucumbers? No, no, They went
and knocked on a few doors. Yeah you need more
popular vegetable. Yeah, well, I mean split peas. Ray, I'm
not sure people are peas when they're out on their walk.
They may buy something from a lemonade stand, they're not
gonna buy cucumbers. See, it's got a random.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Stuff that's gonna help with the heat. Yeah, where the cumber?
I mean that's more of a toy nowadays than anything else.
And also, let's be real, these farm stands are popping
up left and there everywhere. If you come to my Muni,
there's one right on the way to it, really and
they got in the front yard and it's like help
yourself and then you either leave the money or venmo.
But they have everything sitting out where. They have squash,
(36:33):
corn and cucumbers. You ever get any See it's a
busier road that one. No, And then there's another one
on the way to Brothers. Yeah, they have eggs at
that one. Strawberries I've seen on the sign. Again, it's
a busier road. It's one of those where you're going
sixty you got to pull in somebody's driveway.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
It's a dangerous little.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Turn and it's hard to get back out. And that's
the thing. Once you're in, you also then got to
get back out. And I'm like, and also I pull up,
and I mean, is how do you pay these people?
Speaker 2 (37:01):
It's like the.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Blueberries right now? They got the listery of scares going on.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Oh, but that's only from big places. If you're on
that farm, you're good.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Yeah, I mean that stuff's as fresh as it gets.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
But anyway, so then they start knocking on doors and
trying to sell cucumbers, no soliciting, and my four year
old comes running back with six dollars and I'm like,
how did you get that? He goes, oh, i'd knocked
done that lady's door over there, and I told her
(37:33):
we were selling cucumbers. And she said, are you sure
it's not you're not raising money for your school? And
he goes, yeah, school, and she gave him six bucks.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Oh, that's how it starts.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
He realized he scammed a lady out of six dollars.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Yeah, a slight of tongue. All of a sudden, it's
a little bit easier to sell something, And so it begins.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
He went from trying to sell cucumbers to telling the
neighbors that he's raising money for school and he got
six bucks out of it.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
That's like, dude, you can't do that. But he could
say it's for school, school lunch money to chee.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
School lunches are free.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Now you must be under the let threshold.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
No, every school in the district, everybody gets free lunchesh amazing.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
My dad would have us ask every year, Hey, you
need to really ask, So then we'd have to ask
if we were the threshold, he get free meals. I'm like, thanks, Dad,
I mean, that's not embarrassing at all. Like making a
big point of it. He's like, we have three kids
this threshold and mom would be like, oh, we're so
close to it, but we're not there, and I'm like, Dad,
(38:49):
I no, it was never frown. Any of the people
got free lunch. You really never even knew, right unless
you know, I mean, it was actually never a thing, cause.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
I mean they're just in line. When they get to
the front, they just say their name and they just
check off, and it's but you don't know if people
have money or not. And I just believe one of
my friends, the nick kid, he would say if he
had free lunch.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
He'd be like, oh, yeah, I get free lunches. But
my dad making a big deal of it was the
most awkward thing. Is because we'd ask several teachers and
would have him call the school and then he'd present
something to the board or about having multiple kids in
the threshold should be the total of all three kids
instead of just one. I'm like, Dad, that's more embarrassing
(39:29):
than the getting free lunches freaking name.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
In high school, I had a couple buddies that got
free lunch, and there was multiple lines that you could
go in and it was all check mark. It wasn't computers.
So he would go in one line, I'd go on
the other line. I'd just say his name, they just check,
and then he'd go to the other line, say his name.
Check get free lunch in three different lines.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
And gotta be real. I never knew that schools serve breakfast.
Oh yeah, high school, and I believe it was probably
for the kids that needed it. Yeah, I never knew
until like my senior year. I was like, why aren't
there all those kids in the lunch room. And they're like, oh,
they every morning. If you need free lunch, you just
go in there.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Yeah, they do that. My kid's school free breakfast.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Man, I'm glad I learned that my senior year.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Yeah. My kids sometimes they'll eat at home, then they'll
go get the free breakfast at school. That's cool, It
is pretty cool. But before we go, we got one email.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Hey brother, I'd love a free something hot.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Oh yeah, wait, you got a cinnamon TOAs scrunchy. I'll
take some of that. Man, Oh, you got a pop tart,
I'll eat that. Hello, Coacher is from Dixon, Illinois. CC
five was Emily and I's first convention and it was amazing.
Meeting all the veterans was a great experience and we
made some great memories and new friends for life. I
wanted to let both of you know, as well as
(40:48):
Sore Losers Nation, that Emily and I are expecting our
first baby in early New Year. This has been many
years of trying and disappointment, but finally our blessing will arrive. Unfortunately,
Emily's due date is right around CC six. It looks
like we will have to postpone our second convention. Dustin
four A will be representing our group for CC six.
(41:12):
We will miss everyone and hope to return for CC seven.
Wish us luck as I am freaking out about being
a dad. Sore Losers Nation for Life. Nate Roblez thought
that was a chick emailing. At first, I thought it
was two women. No, it is a husband and a wife.
He's a firefighter. If you could play the firefighter clip,
(41:35):
the firefighter clip, how about the firefighter clip. It's got
to be this.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Sorry, it might be a little loud.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
What is it smoking? Techer beeping? Yeah, congratulations, guys. I
don't know why. I mean, we have baby fever in
Sore Losers Nation. Everybody's having babies right before the convention,
around the convention. So Nate, thank you for not showing up. Emily,
I know you don't want to come back because Nate
and Dustin were just all over each other the whole time,
(42:08):
and they weren't paying attention to you. It's a little weird,
but hopefully Dustin will represent in a good way. Congratulations.
It's really easy when you have a kid. Life gets
so much simpler. It's like nothing. You just get to
sit around and watch TV. Make sure it's born before
two thousand and eight. You'll get that Trump tax credit.
Oh that's right.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
And sometimes companies will match ours will that's great. So
me and Bazer got to pop one out in the
next year.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
I actually I think we need to get surrogate pregnant
in the next year. It's got to be born before
twenty twenty eight.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Yeah, that's true. And we got to go because you know,
it's almost time to go. The weekend. And if you're
in the Sore Losers Fantasy league, you check your email,
check your spam. The invitation for the league has been
sent out. It is time for some fantasy. Well think
of a punishment, will come up with it Monday. But really, Nate, Emily, congratulations,
(43:00):
Ray you got anything?
Speaker 1 (43:01):
Congrats and the fantasy football. Have you been on the website?
Been on the website? Did you see our team name? Oh?
Speaker 2 (43:06):
No, I have not seen it. Uh, let me check
it out. Our team name is have a gait weekend.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
You're not even gonna get it. I'm going, dang it,
it's a stupid team name.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Now hold on, I'm going, God, why this is so annoying?
Where is it.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
Home?
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Here we go? No, why does it take me to
the old names? I don't know your team name? I
can't find the league.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
So we went with the Amalfi Coast Smash Bros. A
Malfy Coast popularized by his ex Angelina. Smash Bros. Is
just kind of like a co ed term I think
of like dudes. It just smashed chicks. There.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
It is a Malfy Coast smash Brothers. And you have
a picture of.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Is that the girl Angelina on the Amalfi Coast. Huh
freaking hilarious. I just added it this morning. Justin's gonna
kill me.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Dude, Justin needs to marry that chick. She's hot. Yeah,
he's an idiot.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
He fumbled the bag.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
Oh, he fumbled that bag. Dude, that is a good
looking chick. Man. Wow. Yeah, everybody go check out Rai's
Rai's Team a Maulfi Coast, him and Justin.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
Man, I'll put it on our Instagram Sore Losers Podcast
before Bazer makes me pull it down, because no, no, you.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Put it on Instagram. We'll just put the Everybody can
go to the website Sore Losers dot com. We'll put
a link to the league and you can check out
race team. Very good. Have a good weekend, guys, have
a good weekend. We're out all right.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Man, Hey, take that picture down. I don't have feelings
for her anymore.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Dude, that's my the one that got away.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
See if he's noticed it yet.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
No, I'm no text no Ah. Hey, coachers, Just so
you know, I'm at eighteen on beat the streak from
El Paso. Rudy All r Rudy, good luck man, Rudy.
Get to thirty six. That's the season high, and you'll
get ten thousand dollars. Man, he's halfway there. Halfway there.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
It can be done. Season goes all the way to
the end of September.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
Yeah, all right, we gotta go for real. Let's get
out of here.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
My highest was twenty seven, My highest was three. Justin
got to fifteen and picked vlad No picked Jose Ramirez
and he went, oh for five.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Oh, and also that's pretty bad. Oh for five yes,
oh god, oh for five fifteen, that's bad. He's put
of a sombrero. I just want to say good luck
to my cousin Andrew this weekend. He's up in Portland
running a race. It's like one hundred mile race where
he's in a van with a bunch of people, like
maybe it's two hundred miles, and they do five mile increments.
(45:55):
So someone runs five miles, gets back in the van.
The other person runs five miles, gets back in the van.
Best of luck to you guys, enjoy the ride, and
don't kill yourself.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Boomer, yep, since we're doing the offering plate, Boomer is
heading to college. Yes, he is going to Mount Pleasant.
He's off to college.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
The school is called Mid Michigan, Mid Michigan, and it'll
probably be his first college party tonight. My buddy Aaron,
his son moved in at East Texas A and M
West Texas A and M. He's playing baseball there, so
good luck Easton. My goddaughter, Oscar's daughter, she has moved
(46:38):
to Boston to play soccer at Simmons University. All the
way from Corpus Christi, Texas to Boston, couldn't be farther
apart Austar and Austin or Oscar and his wife heartbroken, depressed, sad,
but they still got their son at home.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
So Boomer, wear the Hawaiian shirt that you and me
picked out at Marshall's. That's how you make us splash
the first college party.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
That is that is very true. Yeah, so all right,
everybody get out of here. Let's see where is he
going to school? He is West Texas A and M
is where Aaron's son is at. So best of luck,
best of luck, really stop it, we gotta go. We've
done so many shout outs.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
Okay, and Heather, just turn on the podcast. She said,
we need you all to be on the radio, and
Treeport we're on the podcast in Tree, Pyeah. Just download
it iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
It's not that hard.
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