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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome. We are the Sore Losers Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
We are from Nashville, Tennessee, some from Texas, some from Michigan,
some from Wyoming.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
It's just me and Lunchbox. We're a spinoff podcast from the.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Bobby Bone Show, the Big Show heard all over America.
We're just a fun gag that does it on the side.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Oh do you coach? We gotta probably start the show. Oh,
we're gonna do it live. Yeah, because people like it
when you do the intro right in the beginning.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
We are exactly one hundred and sixty nine days away
from the Sore Losers Convention in Nashville, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
The following year.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Year year three years after that will be the Super Bowl,
But next year will be the Sore Losers Convention in Nashville, Tennessee,
presented by Freeland Schevley.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Can I say that I was driving by the stadium
the other day and I was doing a stadium sighting,
and I thought that hotel that built on that little
sliver of land absolute jackpot, because I mean, it was
a fine hotel, you know what I mean. Whatever. I
don't know how many people travel to Titans games, but
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I guess it's always full super Bowl for that little
rinky dink hotel. They're gonna be able to charge five
thousand dollars a night because they are literally steps from
the super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Let's start the pod, but I want to get into
my feelings on business development.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Love it ray, hell of a tease. We're gonna do
a live Oh the one, two three sore loser? What up, everybody?
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
It Sison from the North, alpha male, originally from Wyoming.
I've started to integrate that into my character. Surprisingly enough.
I'm from where Yellowstone was made, that world famous show
that Lany Wilson's in, uh and some other cowboys. But yeah,
so me and Bezi live in the country, right out
in Nashville. It takes twenty minutes when I'm speeding. Didn't
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say that out loud. We got two acres. We got
two kids at Vanderbilt justin Please swing down and check
them out right now. They're defrosting and coach over to you,
but back over to me because I just wanted to
say my opinion about those two hotels go ahead. So
there's two of them and this isn't an ad but
Lakina and then the drift. I believe bro by twenty
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thirty they're wiped out. The taxes will be so much
they're gonna charge them five million in taxes a year.
The city does that to push businesses out. Wow, you
think that's my bet? I'll bet you. I'll bet you
my property that is a very I will bet you
point zero one percent of my acreage that either the
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drift or Lakenta will be gone by twenty thirty.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
That is so interesting because I saw those as I
was driving on the highway and I was like those dudes,
whoever like cause the drift? It used to be just
like I don't even know what it was called, but
I've never seen a more disgusting hotel in my life.
The curtains were yellow. The curtains were yellow. You could
see how yellow they were from the highway. Like you
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didn't even have to go in the hotel. I don't
know whoever stayed there, it had to be by the hour,
and the fact that they were there for so long unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
But now it's a designer hotel dude.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
And then I was like, Oh, it's sold and they're
gonna demolish it. They'll rebuild something. No, no, no, no no,
they didn't demolish it. They decided to just revamp it.
And they put a fence around it and they pieced
by piece. They took it apart, left the frame up
and redid it and it looks fantastic.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, they're gonna redo all that around there and it's
gonna be amazing. I think it'll be done before twenty thirty.
But yeah, the Lakey to me and Bezer went there.
We did a spring training game or whatever it is, preseason.
Didn't even make it till this start of the game.
It was so dang hot. We're baking in the sun.
We went to the Lakina to wait for our uber.
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The place just can't fit the it's there's infrastructurally speaking,
absolutely not. It was busy for a preseason NFL game.
I had like five dudes in front of me to
get a beer. That uber took forty five minutes. That's
going to be a massive hotel with uber lines and
g limos and strip poles and hookers and prostitutes. That
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right now it can't house all that I am just
because it's just a little slimmer of land between the
highway and the frontage Road.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
And I mean, I'm like, how could they ever build
something on there? And they start building and they squeezed
a hotel into that little parcel of land, and now
they're forward thinking of being right next to the stadium. Unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah, but I think they get pushed out. That's because
that's what happened to the ACME guy on Broadway. He
hasn't been a partner with the convention yet, but he
they just they can increase taxes.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
They increase his taxes.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
From three hundred thousand to six hundred thousand, and he said,
I don't even make that much in a year to
make that worth it.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I don't know if I believe that they don't make
that much. I don't know. But I look at those
bars on Broadway and I think maybe ACME is struggling
because they're on the very end. They're the last bar,
and so not as people, not as many people make
it that far down, if you know what I mean,
Like you're getting stuck at the al Deans, the Jelly Roll,
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the Postble loans the Miranda Lambert's I don't know the
name of it, Costco Grovos.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
You're not understanding this, and it's ka lasa Rosa.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Thank you. You're not understanding this. I understand the taxes
because you know what a hotel does. Then they just
raised the room rate. Right.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
But what I'm saying is with me and Scuba passed.
All these farmers who saw it, who sold it was sad.
Oh they put no. They still have their problem.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
But even worse, put a hotel on the property. Even worse.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
There was hut on the way to Chicago in Indiana,
hundreds and hundreds of these on their property. Hundreds oh
solar wind turbines. It was disgusting. They all sold. They
must get paid millions a year, and it is disgusting.
You look out your window and all they see is
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wind turbines in front window, on every side of their property.
They must get hundreds of thousands, but they had to sell.
Just like Acme, he's gonna have to sell. He'll make
for that building. I mean crap, he'll probably make ten million.
But they make the taxes so much that you have
to sell. So sure, Drift is gonna make two million,
and Lakeina is gonna make five million. But they're pushing
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them out with the taxes. They'll still get a purse.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
A kiddie. I want a kiddy. The wind turbines are interesting.
It is disgusting. I would love to know how much
they make. Because here's what's crazy. My sister in law
works for a wind energy company, so she is the
one that goes to these people and tries to get
them to put wind turbines on their property. I do
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believe it is disgusting. Their views are gone.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
And you want to ruin somebody's view, put bird crap
in it, Okay, not going to really ruin the view.
You want to put ruin their view, Put a skyscraper
that doesn't totally ruin their view. Hundreds of wind turbines
on their property.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Disgusting. They sold, They sold Grandpa's land. They sold and
there was still the silo, there was still the ranch
house with wind turbines in every way that you look.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
There was no farm. The farm was still there. They
were still operating the farm. They just got to cut
around the wind turbines. Yeah, I mean the turbine shoots
up because they're huge, right, Those turbines are massive, massive,
but they only maybe take up twenty by twenty and
so it's just a.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Corner of the property here, corner of the property over there.
But all it takes is about five for it to
be unsightly.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah, you used to be able to sit on your
rocking chair on the front porch with your beer in
your hand and just kind of look out and see everything.
And now you just see a spinning circle over It's
like the wheel of death on your computer in your yard.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
And you know they're sitting on the porch. Old Granddaddy,
he wouldn't have been too proud of us selling. I
was for the money though. We ended up making about
a million dollars a year.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
You look out over there. Grandaddy owned everything here.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
It used to just be crops and corn and soybeans
and rice and cabbage. Now Grandaddy he could see these
wind turbines. Grandaddy be rolling over in his grave.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah, you know, Granddaddy always said a farmer as a
farmer till he dies. Well, I didn't want to be
a farmer till I died. And these guys came a
knocking and they offered me some money to put these
little statues up. And you know, I'm pretty happy that
I got those statues up because I made a lot
of money. I tell you what, I didn't know we
were gonna be the generation.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
But Granddaddy said there's a special place in hell for
the landowners that sell. And I tell you what, Old Leroy,
we sold partially. We still got the properties. But if
Grandaddy saw this.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Right now, he'd be rolling over in his grave. Now
speaking of like the super Bowl and the financial you
say this, we.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Gotta start getting ready for it. We only got four years.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
My question is should I rent out my house that
weekend and go out of town. It's gonna be a brothel.
People that rent out houses are swinging like Super Bowl week?
Would I make money renting out my house? Coach?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
You know how far you live from the stadium two miles?
I mean, I might as well rent out my house.
I believe it's the people that benefit right next to it. Really,
I mean, it's only holds fifty thousand. It's not like
it's more seating, it's less seating. They did it for
the video and for the rich to come in. I
think a rich is gonna rent out of Middle of
(10:13):
America's guy's house.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
They're written out of condo.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Dude, they're going to stay in your kid's bedroom.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
So you're telling me that they're gonna be getting condos
downtown instead, like like BJ's place. Yeah, he could definitely run.
BJ is raised buddy that lives downtown. Yeah, he would say.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I mean he's two blocks from the pedestrian bridge which
leads to the stadium. He could easily, I would say
the week leading up. I mean he could make twenty thousand.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
That is he thinking about it?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I mean, who thinks four years in the future.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
BJ's thinking about his drink on Friday night. Bro, you
have to If you're not thinking about the future when
the future gets here, you're too late.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Oh I bet, I bet there might HOA might slap
the wrist because when we go check in security is.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Tighter and ear really oh yeah, we'll have BEJ with us.
Sometimes we can't get in or he lives here, like,
thank god you came down to get us. What was
your room number again, BJ? You've lived here ten years?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
How does this guy not have your face, your fingerprints
and everything else on there?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
So where are the parties gonna be? Like? Are they
gonna be the cars the bar.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
We're never gonna be able to get in. It's gonna
be five thousand or not. It's just like New Year's Eve,
every bar two hundred to get into.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Man, you don't think they'll be offering us free tickets.
This is gonna affect the convention. That's what I was.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Oh my gosh, we can't have a convention in twenty thirty.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I thought about this. I mean, tickets on sale today
for the convention in twenty twenty seven. Atising in twenty thirty,
there may will know be no convention because we won't
have anywhere place to have it because they're gonna be
so locked in on the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Edw'd knocking at the door, miss the misst the.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Hey, do you have time to have the sore Losers Convention?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
We got the Super Bowl, Man, get out of here.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
We got America coming to town.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
We got super Bowl XXXIV Z oh coming to town.
What do you guys got, Oh, we got a seventy
five to ninety of our closest friends from the podcast.
Do you do what a podcast?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Man, do you guys play in the NFL? No? Then
get out of here.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
We got ninety thousand people coming to town without advertising.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Thanks, we're good. Oh you're part of Shack's Funhouse. No no, no,
no no. We were just wondering if we could stay
at your house for the convention.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
What we can probably do is the places that don't
like football, that like football, maybe we partner with kossel Rosa.
Places that play soccer, they're not into football.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Yeah, I think everybody's gonna be in a football that weekend.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Do that Mexican place, by my play, they never play
American sports. It's always a football game from Premier League Soccer.
I'm like, guys, do you guys, have you ever seen
the basketball that dribbles or the baseball that hits or
the football that throws. Every time I'm in there, it's
a soccer game and it's played from like Turkey or India.
I'm like, guys, there's American sports, Like, there's a soccer
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game in America.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
They don't even play that. Yeah, it's gonna be tough, man.
I'm just excited. I want to be in the atmosphere,
like I want to feel what the super Bowl feels like.
But I feel like it's gonna be just so ridiculously
busy everywhere it's gonna suck.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Well, we were here for the NFL Draft, both an
NFL product.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah, I didn't even go downtown with that. That was
my fault. You guys went without me, and that was
really weird.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
It was a little bit of buzz. It was still doable,
though I don't want you to You're blowing yourself too
much right now.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
CMA Fest. We can withstand that.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
We can withstand the NFL Draft, Stanley Cup playoffs.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Also, do you realize how big that stadium is? It
dwarfs the old stadium.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Because all those video boards and concourses in the surrounding area.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I mean, the outside of it is just I mean,
it looks that other one looks so small.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Now, well, it's an atrium. It's gonna be the end
of live music open air. It's closed off. It's an atrium.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yeah, it's a They were raising the roof. They had
the cranes and they had the roof going up. Oh
really yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what it was. Susan
Stadium sidings. Also, my question is how are they gonna
get rid of the other stadium. See, it's a great question.
If they get rid of the other stadium, there'll be
no more open air live music. Oh they're getting rid
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of it, like it's gone there. CMA best will move
indoors into the stadium.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Cmafes can afford the new stadium.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Dude, that's what I told my wife, who's gonna want
to go to stadium atrium? We driving We were driving
by and she goes, man, I bet it's gonna look
awesome inside. I said, well, this is the only view
you're gonna get for about ten years. She said, what
do you mean. I said, it's gonna be so expensive
to get on the inside. You can kick rocks. We
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ain't going in.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
It, and it's gonna be a lot of season ticket
holders because my esthetician she paid twenty thousand. I want
to say a year.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
That might be high end. It might have been less
than that, blessed, but they said it's like a twenty.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
But I don't even think that's for I think that's
the right to own the seats, and then maybe you
still have to pay whichever particular seat you want for
the home games. She said, the new one is one
hundred thousand. Every person in there's rich.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
My question is, so for that one hundred thousand, is
it sort of like a country club. You pay it
one time or do you have to pay it every year?
Every year? Every year? Yeah, it has to be. I
gotta ask her. I literally just saw her. When you say,
you own those seats, so when you're done, you don't
want to renew your season tickets, you get to go
in there with a freaking screwdriver and take those seats
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out because you own them. And they put new seats in.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
They put cushioning on them, and those are your seats.
And then you get your choice. You can sell the
tickets per game. But and they said, we need your
answer because they're in such highmas And they're like, okay, cool,
we'll move on. But you're she was grandfathered in. You
have the option to pay one hundred thousand for a season.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Oh and that counts as the tickets or no seat.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
It might be the tickets that would make sense.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
It would be there still didn't make sense one hundred
thousand dollars to go watch eight football games.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
No, it makes more like I agree with you. I
don't know specifically tickets, but the other one was twenty.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Does that include like every event that goes on at
the stadium or is it only football games? Like, if
I'm paying what is it called the license fee? It's
only football? But they can, by god, they can, by god. Yeah,
you pay one hundred thousand dollars to go to eight
football games? Yeah, get them, But you own those seats.
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You don't own anything, because once you don't pay that
one hundred thousand, they take those seats back from you.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
So those people are paying fifteen thousand a seat a game.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
That makes no sense, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
I say I actually talk to her.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I need to find out someone that owns season tickets
somewhere explain to me how it works. I mean, I
have season tickets at the national S s and they
cost me forty dollars a game. That's it.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Okay, maybe she paid twenty thousand for like four years
and they still have to then purchase a package to
those seats. This gives you the right to purchase those seats,
So you pay one hundred thousand for maybe five years
or something.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
I got to ask her. I got it. Yeah, please
text her email or whatever you gotta do because I
need to know. But go to sore losers dot com
right now. Buy your tickets. Coaches, Convention six coming up
in January. We're gonna take a break. I mean, I
didn't know that's where we're gonna go. We'll take a break,
We'll be right back. Eh about why not buzz What
the I'm trunk back? I'm hoping people are still listening
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because I accidentally buzzed before we went to commercial because
I was so excited about tickets being on sale right
now that I couldn't, you know, contain my excitement. I
wanted to go look at the sales. So we're still here,
and I got a serious question, man. So we go
to a park right has a playground, has some green grass,
has a little baseball diamond, has trees to climb, slides
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to go down stairs, to go up, monkey bars to
go across.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
You've named everything at a park except for a unhoused person.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
And there are a few homeless people that do like
to congregate around the bus stop because there is a
bus stop right by the park, right by the playground,
so they do sometimes sit on the picnic tables things
like that. But there is something that is there and
has been there for a month, maybe two months, and
there every single day. Prostitute. No, maybe it's an undercover prostitute.
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And I don't realize it, but it is a table
set up has a little you know, cover on the
table so you don't It looks like a professional table.
And they have a tent that goes up and covers
and gives you shade, and it says on top Georgia peaches. Nice.
Get some. They are expensive. They are like fourteen dollars
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a bag and you get like eight peaches. But my
question is, how are they there from eight am until
five pm every single day? How do they make enough
money standing there selling Georgia peaches to be there that long.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
I didn't even think that was your angle. I thought
you were about to say, how can they get them
from Georgia? You know, they're always in Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
I've seen the big old box truck pull up and
deliver the peaches, so I get it. They're fresh from
the farm in Georgia, you know. And there's some songs
that have Georgia peaches in it. I think Zach Brown
has one. I don't know where the peaches grow. Bones
will know, I'll ask him. I don't know anyway. I've
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seen the box truck pull up and reload them with
peaches give me a song with he left? Oh? Sorry,
but really how do they I drive by it and
I'm like, how are they there every day? You can't
sell that many peaches? Is that a good location? Oh,
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it's a great location. Then what are you questioning? Dude?
How many peaches do you have to sell to make
a living to be out there for two months straight?
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Like?
Speaker 1 (20:28):
I get it. You sell a lot of peaches one
day on a Monday. The same group of people is
probably driving by on a Tuesday because it's the same
thoroughfare to your work. So do you think someone on
Monday season is like, I'm gonna get some on Tuesday,
So they get some on Tuesday. So the people that
are driven by on Monday and Tuesday, do you think
there's a lot of them that are like, oh, Wednesday,
I'm gonna get peaches? Like the cycle of the peaches.
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I can't imagine that many people buy peaches.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
They need to drive around and hit different spots. But also,
theach isn't the best fruit.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Ooh what is the best fruit? Uh? Cherry? Ooh? See
cherry is annoying because it has a little seed the middle.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
They're all citrusy. I mean an orange, I guess, but
peaches all have a peach on my ice cream once
a summer if I'm getting peach. Actually, bays are made
homemade ice cream, and it was peach, say, and it's slapped.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
That's what I'm saying. You sleep, I think you sleep
on the peaches. What's the address, I'll give it to you.
But peaches are great. I love. Let me tell you mango,
Oh my god, that's to die for. But see, I
don't know what you're questioning about it. I think they're
making decent enough money. They should move to different spots.
Obviously if they don't have a brick and mortar, probably
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not by the book like the ones you see by
the road. Are they're exactly going by the book? Probably not,
So I don't think it shut down.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
And also those businesses have to suffer a pardon me
for not allowing you to answer, but they have to
not do well now that people don't carry cash.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Oh, I guarantee you they venmo. I guarantee you can
venmo them.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Well, then if you do venmo, then it's tracked. Then
you definitely got to be by the book.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
So they might they might be by the book because
it's legit, like it has a logo and everything, and
the box truck that pulls up it says Georgia peaches
on it and everything. I am just shocked at how
many peaches are moving every day for them to stand
there for eight hours a day selling peaches instead of
questioning because they come in a little brown paper sack
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and they staple it boom, instead of wondering about the
peach trade, how would you make it better or would
you just not even do that business? No, no, I'm
not saying I know how to make it better or
I wouldn't do it. I'm just my thinking. I would
never think I could stand in a parking lot every
day for two months and I'm gonna make mad cash
on peaches.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
My dude, it with Mums. That's the ones that I
bought and then re sold to Amy from the Big Show.
I upsold her by fifty percent, made one hundred and
I actually still have those aria chips she paid me with.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
But they do well. But it's seasonal.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Peaches are also seasonal, and the thing with peaches is
there's just such a mess to eat. So I'm not
trying to reinvent the wheel. But if you really wanted
to have a successful peach business in Nashville, you got
to involve Broadways somehow, and you got to make them more.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Edible.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
You have to make them easier to eat. You almost
need to bring the ice cream. You're giving people on
Broadway ice cream with peaches. Nobody wants to walk around
with this huge old nectar you're trying to suck down
and you're trying to go in a bar, but at
the same time you're trying to suck off a peach.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
That's why I don't think Broadway is the location it is.
That's the most people foot traffic. My friend, what are
you trying to get at four year old? It's got
two quarters? Hey, ma, can't get a peach.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
I don't want that kind of demo. I want the drunks.
I want the rich Southern kids, the sec kids up
here with dad is dolla. Well, maybe a girl here.
I'm looking at the school. Oh what a beautiful peach
ice cream. That's my demo, the wealth. I'm not trying
to get some damn kid.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
See, the playground is a perfect spot because you know
what happens when you're at the playground. It doesn't matter
if you've been there for five minutes, or you've been
there for an hour. You know what happens all the time? Dad?
Did you bring a snack? I'm hungry? Did you bring
a snack? I'm so hungry? It's like, what the hell
are we talking about?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Here?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Eat some berries from this tree? Like when we were kids,
did we have a snack every five minutes? No one
carried a snack with them. Are these berries poisoned? My
parents didn't bring a snack, They didn't bring a water bottle.
My god, kids now every day, Oh, I'm so thirsty,
Like we'll be home in five minutes. I don't know
if I could make it shut up.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Where I come from in Wyoming, there's no There were
no playgrounds if we went to them. If we went
to the big city, there would be a playground and
it would be so cool.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
So yeah, I guess the excitement.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
We just never really thought about snacks, so I couldn't
really break it down to you. If I'm guessing my
father didn't have snacks. We would have to wait till
the next meal, and maybe my mom had one bottle
of water. They got warm within ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
So that's probably what we had probably Wyoming didn't have
playgrounds because.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
There's not enough people right and there. It's just so
you just have nature. Dude, Wyoming sucks. All these people
that watch Yellowstone and love it. There's no stores, there's
no malls, there's nothing there. Nobody dresses well. There's nothing
but sagebrush. There's no trees, there's no pavement, it's all
dirt roads.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Really Wyoming blows. So, yeah, we didn't have parks.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
So when we went to Denver, when we went to
Fort Collins, went to the big city, sure we'd go there,
but my dad would always be like, kids, be careful,
there's probably been a murder.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
And we're like, what do you mean, Dad, Vicky, I'm serious,
keep them away from the slides, in around the monkey bars.
So he would go to a meeting and then we
would like sit on one swing set so he don't
get murdered. Because my dad was afraid of the big city.
There was probably a murder I mean in Denver that
my dad never went to the city, so whenever we
went to the city, he was always terrified of crime.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Wow, this is the safest park. I'm gonna drop you
guys off right here. I'm gonna go to this meeting,
And so then we would just sit in one corner
of one park, and every person I walked by, we'd
think was gonna murder us.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
I think I now understand where you get it from. Yeah,
like this is a look into why you are so
wound up tight.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
My dad doesn't drive into the city now, He's never been.
He came to Nashville one time and I took a
picture with him inside the studio. That was his one
time in Nashville.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
So what if he rode in your car, would he
come to the station or does he? Does he always
have to drive? No, he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
He now prefers us to drive in the city. Okay, yeah,
he used to be mister always drive. But even Tristan,
he didn't take him to the airport because he didn't
want to drive in the city. He ended up going
thirty miles around the city. And when they went on
their road trip, and so Tristan had to taken.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Uber to the airport. My dad wasn't gonna take him.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
I was like, hey, guys, the easiest option wouldn't have
been me because I was at work. I would have
had to like make Tristan sleep on the couch and
take him at four am.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
And this is Boomer. Guys. I don't know who Tristan is,
but I think his name is Boomer. That's how we
refer to him. So changing his name like eight years
down the road really confuses people.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
So I said, Baser, let's get him an Uber, which
we ended up doing very expensive.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
I was gonna say, from your house, it might as
well be as a plane ticket, but then I thought
the next day.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
The obvious easiest answer to that was when dad and
mom leave at eight am, and said, why not move
up their departure at six am and they just swing
by the airport and then kind of swing around the
city and go back on their way. But he would
never do that around into a city.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Especially with morning traffic. That would be a nightmare.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Is an hour difference and ten miles in one direction.
That was the obvious option, but not with my dad.
With my dad, it was everybody wakes up. The one
uber canceled, they had to order another one, and then
my dad was like, I knew this was gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
I knew it. These ubers just cancel.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Well, Dad, it wouldn't have happened if you guys would
have just taken him to the airport. Yes you'll see
the skyscrapers, Yes you'll go through the city.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
But trust me, they.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Do a great job with roads now and directing traffic
and it keeps moving.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
They do a really good job with cities. Now, Dad,
it's not like Wyoming. They have pavement. You're not just
gonna be on a dirt road. But also an obvious option.
I know the uber was a you know, expensive one canceled,
which they really do early in the morning. If you
ever get one, it's a fifty to fifty shot. If
they're gonna show.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Up, Awn Charleston, two of them will show up at
the same time and do a stare down and debate
over who's your uber? Oh uh, obviously the guy who
has the license plate that's in my hand. What do
you mean you're not I'm not your uber. I don't
know what I mean. It's four am and I'm hungover.
Leave two ubers parked in the middle of the street
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at the same time at four am.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Never heard this one. I mean it's twilight, so how
does that happen? I don't know. So he got like
double booked. But we had the one guy's license plate.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
So he's just sitting out there and it's a duel
in the middle of the parking lot. Charleston, South Carolina,
hungover with the Sunday scaries.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
I don't know who's my uber him? I mean, get
out of the road. See, I was thinking I would
have thought that they just followed that other uber, like
they saw that uber going and they just go and
hope you'll get in their car, like you know what
I mean, Like they see the uber little light up
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on the dashboard.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
No, it wasn't a crime. They're honest citizens, good guys.
Especially airport runs early in the morning. You know, they're clean.
You know, they're responsible people.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
The one that.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Canceled on is he definitely just got too drunk tonight
before and he was hung over and he'said oscar that.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Yeah. But the other obvious one, you know, not the uber,
not your parents, huh. Just if there was someone else
that lived at your house that has a vehicle. Baezer Bazer.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
She had to work.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
She couldn't just go real quick and come back. She
cooks at six am. Now, she couldn't. She couldn't say, hey, guys,
I'm gonna be an hour late. I have to take
my nephew to the airport. She's got less time off
than us. She couldn't have told her boss, hey, is
it okay if I start at seven thirty today instead
of six? I have to take my nephew to the airport.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Then that push no because of the time change. She
deals with people that are going back, so she has
to start.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Then. They don't give a crap if you work late.
They need you at that time. Where does she are
her people in New York?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
I don't really know if it's Eastern or All I
know is when the day closes, there's stuff that has
to be turned in at like four, so the hard
out is four every day. They don't give a crap
if you work till six because it doesn't matter the
work earlier, because they need you by four.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Everything has to be turned in. Oh so yeah, it's
one of those Okay, Well, I just thought the peaches
was crazy. You don't think it's crazy. You say peaches suck.
Peaches are really good. They made mango pineapple kiwi ever
eat kiwi wait. They had that there. I'm just naming
the top because you said that's not even a top fruit.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
And I mean, if you want to name other success
unsuccessful businesses, I mean the guy on the corner with
a can of change. I mean that's unsuccessful. I mean
it like, that's not Have you seen these food trucks
that roll up and they all church twenty dollars for them?
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Oh? What?
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Like? What what has happened to food trucks? I'm talking
a two dollars port missile and.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
That's all you need. Now you can get a guy
ro you can get a fountain cake, you can get
a corny dog, you can get a cotton candy at
all of it's twenty dollars a pop. It used to
be that was the cheap option. You go to a
trailer park, get some cheap food. That's good. Now it's
like a gourmet meal, Like you're sitting down at a restaurant.
It's designer and all you're doing is standing there sucking
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in exhaust while you eat your food, and they're charging
you twenty bucks apiece.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
And it's all cooked in the same batter. Wow, this
fries with a cheese tastes like corn dog coach.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
We went to movies in the park and there was
one that had Mexican food Britos tacos. I was like,
I'm gonna get that so and I order the kids up,
I order me something. You know how long it took
me to get my food forty eight minutes. Forty eight minute.
Don't knock the lobster one though. Oh that one brother's
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main lobster. It came by the West Side one time.
That's brothers hey black with red writing. It was about
twenty bucks a pop. It was damn worth it. Let
me tell you. You want to know where they're from.
They're from up north on the Eastern seat. They were
on Shark Tank and they had one food truck at
the time, maybe two, and Barbara Corcoran said, I'm gonna
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invest in you guys. And they've made like, oh, for
one hundred million dollars.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
They slapped. I may have got one for the next
day at work. It was that good and that worth
the splurge in a truck.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
I was getting lobster landlocked and it was awesome. Yeah,
that's crazy because she said when she ate it on
that show, She's like, this is the best. This is
so delicious.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
I called Bazer the next not the next day we
moved into the country. I saw the damn truck in
the country. I said, hey, hey, seriously, but what do
you want for lunch? I'm gonna go over the right now.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
I'm gon go.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
It wasn't open. It was just like parked there in
the country. It was like getting work done.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
You know what's funny on the truck is I've never
had it. I've seen the truck so many times and
I'm like, is it worth it?
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Yeah, but especially because it's it got delivered to us
at the West side.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
But I mean convenience. You're not going and sitting in
a two hour line. You're not.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
It's not adult. I mean it's small portions, but I
can taste it right now. That good lobster roll. Okay,
Brother's main lobster. Next time I see it, I'm gonna
buy it. We'll take a break, we'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
I just do you have something right now? You need something?
I wanted to brag about my nap situation. Go ahead, man.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
So usually when I come to work, I work out,
but I've had this tennis elbow, so I was an
asker that there's no workout. I can really do a
tennis elbow. So I take a nap, take an hour
nap in my chair. Okay, in your chair. Yeah, just
chill my that's that's. This is me bragging about how
tired I am.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Hold on on, you don't just sleep on the couch
right up there for whatever reason. I like just chilling
in the chair and sleeping. Explain to me how you
you lean your head back or do you put your
head down on the desk? Not down on the desk.
Sometimes I'll just chill like this, and sometimes I'll lean
it back because you got a little hood as a pillow.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Sometimes I'll lean back or sometimes I'll just chill like this.
And I got my heater that blows on my face when.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
You're leaning back. Is your head dropped down a lot? No,
I have the perfect angle. I now know to where
I can do it where it won't do that. So
I do that all the time I've been on the couch.
I have the angle down and I'm trying to watch
a kid show and I'm like, oh my god, this
is so awful. Okay, and I'll my head will jerk
all the time. Oh that's me. Every night, Beazer.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Friday night, she tries to get me to watch one
of her movies. I last about ten minutes. The uh
the sleep is an hour and it was epics. So
then I get up and I have to do some programming. Okay,
got the programming down. I have another hour gap where
I can take a nap. Oh no, because I had
already eaten.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Earlier, so I'm off fule. So I knock out one
hour nap. Then I knock out another hour nap. Stop.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Okay, so there's two hour naps so far I've knocked
out at work. Then the show starts. Sometimes when songs play,
I can squeeze in another little nap. I put this
is an all time record. I put my head down
this time on my arm on the literally almost touching
the computer.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
That's dangerous. And during the songs for twenty minutes, the
pre show songs for twenty minutes, I got in more sleep.
I slept two hours in twenty minutes while at work.
I mean, if that's not an all time record, I
don't know what is. That is impressive. I was trying
to shield myself from bones and try and squeeze in
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another twenty but he could see it, and he'd just
be like, hey, whoa, whoa, wait, Wonny wake up in there? Hey,
big glass window. Hey, wake up two hours twenty minutes. Man.
Put that in the Hall of Fame. That's pretty good.
Give me a Marconi that deserves a well rounded applause.
It deserves a statue out in front of this building.
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I mean, it deserves a lot.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
And now I feel great, and I'm contemplating do I
ever need to work out again? I'm married, I'm middle America,
I'm middle aged.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Who the crap cares?
Speaker 2 (36:46):
What if I just come here and bust two hours
in twenty minutes worth a NAPI every day?
Speaker 1 (36:51):
If you were gonna do that, why wouldn't you just
stay in your house and sleep for two hours and
twenty minutes longer and then come to work. That seems
like the logical thing. Give a point, It seems like
what you should do, because then I would realize. I
wouldn't realize that the truck they got me from free
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Speaker 2 (37:12):
They got me too big of a truck. It doesn't
fit in our parking garage. No, so I had to
take the antenna off. But I only realized that because
I had enough time, I wasn't in a rush. If
I was in a rush, cli, I look at him like,
that's not gonna fit. Take the antenna off. It fits perfect, dang.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
So it allows you to observe stuff when you get
ahead of it and you go early to places.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Yeah, it's like Scuba's truck, like when he drives in
a parking garage. If you're ever with him, it makes
me almost It makes me flinch every time because I'm like,
oh my god, we're gonna hit the roof. Oh my god,
we're gonna hit the roof, And I close my eyes.
How does he do it in this one? I don't know.
There's no way that the I mean, he's seventy one
is more jacked up than his. It has to be
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two three inches short of hitting the roof. But when
you're not used to it being in a vehicle that
tall and you're in a parking garage, I mean, ah ah,
I went every time. Yeah, you gotta realize that. Dad
learned that the hard way. Remember going to the big city.
My dad always is a truck guy. Yeah, they always
have a yellow bar all they do, so it lets
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you know and you don't know it. But it's really
not made of like anything heavy. They don't want to
damage your vehicle. Oh, it's just like pipe. The one
my dad to hit was like lighter, it was almost foam. Wow.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
So I don't know, I don't want to mind blow
you all the way. But the one my dad hit,
he pulls into the city. We'd never been in the city.
Dad drills the top and I'm like, Dad, your truck.
He didn't know these parking garages are only for SUV's
and cars. Drills the top of his truck. He couldn't
even get in there.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
We're like, Dad, what the heck you doing here?
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Duly dude, you can't pull that in an airport parking garage.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
That's funny because I always see those signs, like, I'm bridges,
it's like only twelve feet three inches. I'm like, is
there really a vehicle that big? But I guess some
semis are that tall that they can't fit themder there.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
When you think about it, all are eighteen wheelers. None
of them get to go to fast food. They always
have to find parking lots that work into the restaurant. Basically,
they're eating at Walmart and Flying Jay. There's no way
they're going to wrap around this McDonald's. How are they
going to get this McDonald's.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
That's a great question. They're not. They're not. And they
can't park anywhere close to the McDonald's unless they know.
They can't park at the gas station that can't fit
a truck. See, they can fake like they're delivering, but
I think a cop would get them. Oh, they just
turn on their hazards. I'm telling you what. It's amazing,
Like right downstairs at the grocery store, how many people
just park in the damn road midday, midday. They just
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throw on their flashers midday in the road, and it's like, oh,
it's all good, Like, how is that legal?
Speaker 2 (39:49):
I'll leave work and be behind one. All right, I'm
in the right lane getting ready to go right. Oh great,
it's another guy with his hazards on. He's not going right.
He's sitting there to go get groceries and leaves his
car because he's a delivery driver.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
It's so frustrating. How is that the cops aren't busting
that dude. There's and it's not just one vehicle, there's two, three,
or there's ones that park the driveway and the driveway
traffic is back into the road. It's like, guys, what
are we doing? Yeah, that was aggressive.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
When they put the whole foods and a pretty busy
condo complex on Broadway, they almost should have had those.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
The entrance to the garage on a side. Yeah, they
shouldn't have it right there in the middle. Yeah, Like
it's so stupid. And the people park because they're all
what do you call them delivery They're the ones getting
groceries and then delivering into people's houses instacart or whatever
it is, and they sit, they park in the road,
and we allow it. You go to any restaurant and
they all just put their hazards on to run in
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and get the meal that they're picking up to deliver
to their person. It's like, no, no, no, that shouldn't
be legal. So you know, I'm taking a page out
of the book. When I go and pick up food,
I just put my hazards on. Now, even if I'm
going in there to order take it to go, put
my hasard on, park right through on the curb. Why
everybody else does it?
Speaker 2 (41:02):
And also we like to always say, oh, we don't
understand architecture. Can we admit that this was an architectural fail?
Here at our building. The garages, how they both are
right next to each other, So the residential as well
as the business pull out at the exact same time
as each other.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
The rams are literally side by side, separated by a
concrete wall. So then you get to the end.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Oh, there's a car there. Oh they're lucky. It's gonna change.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
This road will get busier when they build more stuff.
You're trying to build that hotel right behind us.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
Yeah, what I'm telling that road is gonna get busier
and it's gonna be a cluster. We're not going to
be able to leave work for thirty minutes, all because
of the architectural fail. They should have had them on
different sides of the building. Yeah, because there it's only
one lane each way, and so it gets backed up already.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
So if a guy's going left and you're going right,
it's a gridlock. Oh hey, oh you're I'm trying to
go let I'm going right, You go first? All right? Oh?
Oh on things said, I go first.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
So it's a million dollar rent of or a year
or whatever or for a lease, and where they're having
to roll down their windows towing us which way they're going.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Yeah, then you ever see the person in the garage
as a golf cart. There's a golf cart parts in
the parking. It's one of the front people. They drive
it around at night, and every time they ac click
they've never seen me before. They act like I'm busting
into cars. I'm like, it's just me.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Yep, yep for the last three hundred and sixty five days. Yep,
it's the same guy. Yep, yep, same exact time. I
swear to God, I come at the exact same time
every morning. Yep, he's looking in Yep, it's just me, man.
I mean, he has to be half asleep because every
time he's shocked by me at twelve thirty am.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
That makes sense. I was like, who lives here and
would drive around the city in a golf cart? I
was like, that seems so ridiculous, Like, hey, I'm gonna
go pick up some food jump in my golf cart
when I live in a condo downtown. Like, you can't
drive it on the highway, so you can't really go
that far. Now you made me make sense of it.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
Do you want deeper? This dude friends with baser. I'll
just say, my friend, it's easier for the story. So
this dude, I know, my friend. He lives on the
east Side.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Got it. You know what a side by side is? Yeah,
it's a motorcycle with a little cart right now.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
It's a it's a four wheeler golf cart looking type thing,
but it goes faster. It can go fifty to sixty.
He has a side by side and he drives it
from the east Side to downtown all the time. But
if it goes that fast, it's like a car. But
I mean it's open air. I guess it's just all right.
I'm taking my life in my own hands.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Yeah, and I would look it up, but I'm not
allowed to google. Yeah, so I can't really tell you
what a side by side is. It is it? Is
it a motorcycle or a car.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
It's a four wheeler with but it's enclosed a little bit.
And it's a golf cart looking but enclosed.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
With bigger tires. Huh.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
They have them all the everywhere up North.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Well, I'm sorry, I'm not from up North, but no,
maybe justin if you're listening, you could send me a picture.
I don't know. I don't go up No, I'm sorry, but.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
I'm wondering is it legal. I guess he's gotta have
license plates soon. You can just ride a side by side,
but you can ride a golf cart on the streets
with license plates, yes, And I think they have to
go a certain amount a miles per hour.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
I mean in those communities.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Is it legal or is it just Hey, you live
in Florida, year older, drive your golf cart in these streets.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
I think it's legal because there's a dude that went
to the daycare a couple of years ago. He purchased
a golf cart and he would drive it to pick
up his kids from daycare on the road. On the road,
and he had a newborn and at the time he
had a two year old and a four year old.
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And the battery died and so he had to walk
to kids home because his wife was out of town.
They make apps for that, and I was like, why,
goes yeah, dude, it's crazy. He just died on me.
And I'm like, oh, and he goes yeah, So I
had a kid, all right, kids, we gotta walk the
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last mile. We had to go walk home a mile
and charge the battery. The Charmed life, But okay, look, guys,
we're out of here. Have a happy Wednesday. I don't
know much else, man, anything else you want to say? Uh,
I think we're trying to do a podcast with Boomer. Yeah,
I think you're gonna do one on Friday.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
But I realized, what if Boomer doesn't like to talk,
then you're on your own and you're gonna be able
to post it.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
All you gotta do is email it to me. Ray,
I'm going to Puerto Rico. All you do is email
it to me, just like you do any other pod.
Say hey, Boomer and I did a pod and Boom
like that. I mean, is Muff coming with him? No?
Just Boom, just Boomer.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
People got jobs, man, just Boomer. He's the only one
on summer break right now, him and my parents.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
They're retired. Yeah. And I mean he's about to go
to college. When does he report for duty? Fall? Okay,
so he doesn't have to go early for bait.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Fall Is is sentencing now because they're still playing baseball.
Oh really, Hey he's on another team. Oh they played
summer ball.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Oh I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
And I'm just blown away by the whole process, Like
what if you start to suck the college they committed
to him? You know, Yeah, what if all of a
sudden you just suck, Well.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
They're only committed to you for one year. Okay. I
believe we always see these people sign with these schools like,
oh my god, they got a scholarship. But I do
believe I might be wrong. I was not an athlete
that signed a scholarship, so I'm pretty sure it's deceiving
and that you're really only signing for one year and
they can just tell you no, you're no longer on
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scholarship whenever they want. But these might be wrong.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
These are all valid questions because what if there was
a kid that just said, hey, I don't.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
Feel like playing summer ball.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
My coach will never know. I'm just gonna be lazy
all summer, eat sleep in every day, and then he
reports for college and he's twenty pounds heavier and he sucks.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
Like there has to be a kid that's done that
has to.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Like the coaches are just trusting they're gonna play summer
ball and you get a job, like be.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
Motivated once you sign that scholarship. It's sort of like
someone that signs a big contract to the NBA or
Major League Baseball or the NFL. NFL is not guaranteed,
but NBA is guaranteed. Usually they just stop working out
because already got paid. What do you do cut me,
because then you owe me all that Monday Zion Zion.
(47:24):
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Speaker 2 (47:58):
Somebody that's copying us with live odds uh. I'll tell
you off air, all right, tell me am. I gonna
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pod with the Cubs.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
No. Wow, she'll probably get more people