July 19, 2024 • 53 mins
In this episode Ray and Lunchbox have some bad news and some good news so you have to decide which you want first. Lunchbox told a little lie to his son on his birthday and now his son is spreading lies around town. Also Lunchbox now knows what it feels like to be a Dallas Cowboys fan or any other team that just can't figure out how to win. Ray loses steam halfway through the podcast and we read a few emails from Sore Losers Nation.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh CRAPO is gonna talk about you have some crap? No, man,
I always think about it driving, but then I just
forget about it.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I mean I can't remember what it was.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Okay, Yeah, let's do it live. Arnold is off all week. Guys.
If anybody sees him on Broadway, check him in to something.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Check him into a hotel, summer course in college, check
him into summer camp, anything, check him into school.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
What an ice warm meal? All right, We're gonna do
it live. My headphones are cutting out. Can you hear me?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I can hear you? These headphones are I mean, I
just picked them up off the ground. They're trash. I
didn't have my normal headphones. I forgot them another room.
I'll go get them in a minute. When we take
a break, I'll get my headphones. But these may have
been made in nineteen seventy.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Oh the one, two, three? Sore losers?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
What up?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I just remember what it was I thought about my
new intro. You're gonna enjoy it. Now, what's up, y'all?
It says, and I'm from the North. I'm in Alpha Male.
I live on the North side of Nashville with Baser.
And just like Cody Johnson's new song Dirt Cheap, We're
not selling. People come to our door all the time
trying to ask us if we're gonna sell our two
point two acres. We ain't selling because that tricycle over there,
(01:21):
that's where my daughter used to play there. Did you
hear the new song on the radio? Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
It's literally about people going to country folk and trying
to buy their acres and them not wanting to sell,
which is the intro to the show.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
That's interesting that he goes, we ain't.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Selling, and I think that's what he says at the
very end of it, he goes, we ain't doing it,
we ain't selling.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Is that how it really goes. There's a lot of
people go knock on people's door in the country and say, hey,
we want to buy your land so we can put
some houses here.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I'd say it facetiously. We don't get offers. We have
two acres. It's really not It's I thought it was
three baser told me it's two point two so it
gets smaller by the day. That's okay, which isn't even
enough room for crops or corn or pumpkins or anything.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
But oh you gonna do pumpkins.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yes, But my neighbor said that he has over one
hundred acres and every regularly developers come and say, hey,
we'll give you this amount of money. And he's actually
a developer. He has a dozer, an excavator, dump trucks,
and he goes, you damn think if I wanted to
develop it, I would develop it. No, I ain't selling
it the hell off my land, he said. They come
(02:24):
to them all the time.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
That's interesting.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Oh there, we're from the city. We'd love to offer
you a million dollars for your land. I mean, there's
no telling what one hundred acres is worth, no telling.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I bet you it keeps going up and up and
up because the city of Nashville keeps moving out and
out and out and out, so there's more and more
people moving there. Five years ago he probably got offer
two hundred thousand, now maybe a million, maybe in three
years one point five million. You just got to hold out.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
And as you drive to my house. You see all
the farmers that don't sell, because if they sold, there'd
be bigger buildings. There wouldn't just be a bunch of cornfields.
When you see the cornfields, that tells you that damn rancher,
he ain't selling. Well.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I mean those people by Gyoda's Park, they sold all
the houses. There's like on the back side of the stadium.
I guess it would be on the north it'd be
on the west side of the stadium. There was there's
houses along that road. Dude, we showed up. They are
all bulldozed. The entire street is bulldozed. They took every
(03:26):
single one of those houses out with a bulldozer. So,
I mean, I don't know if people were renting, if
they were buying, if the same person owned every single
house on that road, but they are all bulldozed, except
for the one house at the top of the hill
that literally their grass touches the sidewalk that leads into
(03:46):
Gyoda's Park. Them they ain't selling.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
The road we drive on to get to work. It
used to be houses they all sold to Virgin, to
Millennium apartments.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
To yeah whatever, that Hilton or something else over here,
Virgin or motif motif, that's what it's called. Sorry motif
by Hilton.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
They sold.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
But the yeah, the Joe is doing it was a
shock when one week we went and the houses are there,
the next week all dirt. It is a straight line,
I mean a half mile of all dirt.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
And I'm not gonna say the segments can improve, but
susan stadium sighting, I now take a new route when
I leave work so I actually get to see it better. Good,
so I can give better updates.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah, people wanted some stadium sighting slash crime pod a
couple of weeks ago when a body or human remains
were found at the site. But it was just a
homeless guy that died in a tent. Nothing to really report.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
It was, I mean, was that confirmed or yeah, oh
I just thought maybe it was your own findings. Typically
around the river is where a lot of the homeless
do live. But that is confirmed.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, it was confirmed that he was a transient is
what they called it, and his friends hadn't seen him
in a couple of days, so they alerted authorities. Authorities
checked in tempt he had passed. Dang rest in peace.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Rest in peace.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Now do you want positive or negative. Do we want
to start this pod positive or do we just start
it negative?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I would say positive just for ratings alone. You don't
want our truck drivers drive in and they all of
a sudden they are like bawling on the interstated tractor
operators don't know if it's raining on their crops or
if it's their tears. I'm personally gonna choose the fund.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Okay, my son turned six years old on Wednesday. We heard,
covered it, we covered it, we talked about it. Well,
what he didn't know is we were going to the
National SC game that night. Because he doesn't know the schedule.
He asked me, but he doesn't really keep track. Oh Dad,
I went to that, So we're going to.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
The Nashville SC game. He could have heard about it
on the pod.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
So I thought, man, I'm going to email my ticket rep.
I've never met a ticket rep at Nashville s See.
I've never talked to anybody. I literally bought my tickets
from the computer online by just looking at a screen.
I've never talked to anybody. Jason Gibbles and I bought
him cool whatever. And so I get emails like, oh,
this is your ticket rep. This is what's going on?
(06:09):
No idea who my ticket rep is? So I go
through my emails. I'm like, all right, I'm gonna email
this chick and tell her, hey, six, my son is
turning six on Wednesday. We're gonna be at the game.
Is there anything you can do for him?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Wait? Didn't we already tell this story?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Well? Oh my gosh, no we haven't.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Do you have old timers?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You are, so you don't know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Sorry, thank you.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Continue, So to refresh your memory, I check my email.
It's like, oh, I'm resigning. My last day is Wednesday.
So there's no way she's gonna do anything for my kid?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Jandas No, she's not ticket rep. She's like big events.
So this guy there's like, if you need something, to
contact this dude. So I contact that dude and I'm like,
hey man, and he says, hey, we can't put you
on the jumbo tron. It takes five days. Cool. He
was like, but let me know when you arrive and
I'll bring some goodies by Yeah, they're gonna roll out
(07:07):
the no carpet for your son. And I'm like, great,
there we go. This is what I'm talking about that's
what my parents did at the Rockies game. Yeah, so
I'm like, this is really cool.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Dad. They have trouble finding us in a three hundred section, So.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I can't wait to see the kind of goodies. I'm
thinking T shirt, I'm thinking a hat, you know, because
he's turning six. Anything to you know, rock.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Right, and they brought up the goodies. The good that's
not you just assuming they're gonna bring something. They said
they're coming with gifts.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yes, So we get there about eight minutes before, nine
minutes before the game, we get to our seats. My
text the dude, hey man, just lets you know we're
in our seats. Blah blah blah. All right, and he
says cool, I'm probably gonna stop buying halftime.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Is this the guy getting fired?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
No, this is the guy that it said if you
need anything, you need to email this guy.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Two weeks notice, got it?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah, so you no two days notice. She quit. Wednesday
was her last day. She was out after that.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Messy flop when he didn't play it hurt the whole stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, ticket sales went down. Yeah, I gotta complaint. I'm
gonna come up there and you guys up man, you
mother curse. Yeah, Messy wasn't even in the game. My
boy taking to see MESSI dibbit yeah usc. So I'm like,
all right, cool. So then about midway through the first half,
it starts raining. I'm like, well, we ain't gonna sit
in his rain, so we move up and my wife's like,
(08:30):
but that dude's coming in halftime. So yeah, but we
can't just sit in the rain get wet just for this.
So we found some seats under the you know, kind
of awning yep, And so I texted you that a man.
Actually we moved to this seat because of the rain,
where you know, the birthday boys in seat whatever. So
halftime comes around.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Keep it really special and special surprise.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
The kids are kind of grouchy, it's been a long day.
They're eating snacks. Dude rolls up and he's got a bag.
That's what I'm talking talking about, a blue paper bag.
Get in your bag. And I'm like, dude, my son's
getting the bag. He's getting that bag. I'm pumped.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Is there any missiles in there?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
No, No, no missiles. All I can see is this big, old,
like soft looking blanket sticking out of the bag.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
You text of hey man, include a couple of beers
and pork missiles for the missiles in me.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah, And I'm like, all right, cool, cool, can't wait
to see what's in it. Can't wait to see what's
in it. And my son is just like, oh, that's
so cool. And he's like, oh, thanks, And my son
is so pumped.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
If possible, including an umbrella.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
And he pulls out the blanket and it's just a
blue gray blanket. They thought you might be cold, and
he's like, it may be a little warm to use this.
It made me a little use the warmness right now.
And I'm like, think it's.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Ninety it's an Indian summer.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
And me and my wife were looking at each other
and were like, it's not even an NFC blanket. It's
just a blue gray mugket Walmart. And then it has
twelve koozies in the bag.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Oh, very useful. They drink juice boxes.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah, not sure how my six year old's gonna use that.
Then it has a tray to make big ice cubes
for a fancy drink.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
That's cool. Oh that's for alcohol. Yeah, I thought your kid.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
And I was like, that's cool, and he goes, oh,
I put that in there for you guys.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Bangs. Man, I don't drink old fashions.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I'm like, all right, cool. Like I'm looking in there,
I'm like, I don't see a hat. I don't see
a shirt. All right, cool? I mean, I mean that's
awesome in it. But they did have a little sign
that said happy birthday and they had written my son's name.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Did bro not stop at the pro shop?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
But then there was the crown jewel.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
The jewel is always the hardest.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Unkempt a water bottle, Nashville SC water bottle, and my
son thought he hit the freaking lottery. Dude. He goes, dad,
Fuck is this it's a water bottle? Oh, he goes Dad,
I am taking this to school.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I can hardly contain my excitement. Son.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
He is like, this is the coolest Dad. Look at
how big this water bottle is. Feel it. It's not
even plastic. This is my water bottle.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
And I was like, okay, he goes, yeah, that's what's up.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
And then after the guy left, you know, he shook
his hand. Thanks man, I really appreciate it. We did
find the little Nashville SC logo on the blanket in
the bottom left corner just didn't. It wasn't like Nashville
sc painted all over it.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
They don't do that. It's very subtle nowadays.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Right, But my son held onto that sign like he
was like, dadd take my picture, take my picture. So
him and his two brothers, you know, they stood on
the stairs and the fields in the background, and he
is smiling ear to ear.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Getting some like eighteen year old dude in turn wrote
it like an hour ago.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Well dude, but he thinks it's amazing, right. He is
just just blown away. And then it's halftime. I'm like,
I gotta go pee, and he's like, I gotta go pe.
Two Mytherston's like I gotta go pee. So all three
of us, all four of us, because the one that
has diaper still wants to go with us. We go
to the bathroom and we're walking. He's like dad at so,
like is that stuff they didn't need anymore? And they
(12:17):
just gave it to me because it's my birthday. I
was like, no, Bud, the team wanted to give you
a birthday present. He goes, wait, he goes, what do
you you mean the team?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Like, who's the star player?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
He goes like Walker Zimmerman knows it's my birthday. Who's
the other guy, Honey Mook, Dark Dad? And I said, yeah, Bud,
they knew it was your birthday. I said, they knew
it was your birthday and they.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Want thinking about it all game.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
And I said they, why do you think they've been
giving up so many damn goals many they've been worried
about if you got your present or not, like maybe
that guy should have come before the game, so those
players weren't like worried about it. And they get into
have time to see if hated did he get did
baby Box get his presence? Did he get his presence? Like, man,
(13:14):
that's all? Is that what you're thinking about? Because I
didn't mark that guy because I was thinking, man, did
baby Box get that blanket? Or did he get one
of the twelve koozies or did his brothers steal them all?
And I said no, but yeah, they they wanted to
get you a present. And he goes, so you're saying,
Walker Zimmerman, Honey Mook, tar Shaq Moore, Joe Willison, everybody
(13:36):
knows it's my birthday and they got that for me,
And I said yes, and he goes that's cool, And dude,
we went back to our seats.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
It rained on the dry erase board. It's all erased.
It doesn't say his name anymore.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
And Ray Culture, I'm telling you, he held onto that bag.
He stood the rest of the game holding that bag
and was not gonna put it down because then nash
He thinks those Nashville SC players gave him those presidents
that he thought.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
It was all this stuff discounted seventy five percent.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Believes that those dollars because before the game, he's like, Dad,
can we go to the gift shop and buy something
for my birthday? Because that's what we did last year.
As we get let him pick one thing.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Out, Wow, how nice did you coach?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
And this year so then no, he picked a blanket
last year that had Nashville SC all over it. This
year he was like, so, Dad, they stopped by the
gift shop and got me this. I'm like, yeah, Buddy
goes during warm ups he was like, man, I'm taking
that water bottle to school tomorrow. And he was so pumped.
He is living his best life. And he went to
(14:49):
school today and he he's going to school today and
I guarantee he's telling his buddies. Guys, look what Walker
Zimmerman gave me. This is what Honey mook Tar gave me.
They gave me this water bottle. How cool is that?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Good on the ticket rep for the sounds? What are they?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
The National SC?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Good on you?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
But what about me? Telling him? I mean I thought I.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Was good, good, all around, good on Nashville s C.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yeah, hey, it was great. Thank you, National SC.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah, good on you.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
We'll take a break.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
He's like, oh shit, I gotta shit. I didn't fill
this bag. I gotta get some stuff. Just what's a blankety? Hey?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
You know it's Sally and sales is cold in the
office and she probably uses that blanket every day. He's like,
she won't miss that.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
He grabs the dry erase board from the from the
beer thing where they write that date. It's not your
birthday unless it's twenty twenty six, and he right, he
erases it and looks at the email and writes your
kid's name. Real click.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
He was like, I said, hey, man, where are seats?
He goes, uh no, I'll be by a halftime. I'm yeah.
He's like, I gotta put that back together. I forgot
I forgot all about this kid. Yeah, let me let
me see what I can find. Oh man, it was awesome, dude.
But yes, that was the good.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
No, that's good man. All the girls carry those things
around that Morgan has five of them she brings to
the show.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
No, it's not a Stanley. I know, I know, but
it's not a Stanley, Dude. I don't even think it
has a handle. But he was so I'm telling you
you were going to see this water bottle everywhere. He's
gonna carry it everywhere with him.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
And I take that to my soccer game.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Son, He'll say, no, Dad, at that's my water bottle.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Dad.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
I mean, as a kid to think that the players
actually got you a gift, dude, you're not gonna get
a better birthday present now. And the four year old,
on their other hand, he was kite quite distressed.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
He wants something from the Titans and he's just.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Like like he didn't. It's hard for a four year
old to understand that's his older brother's birthday. So he
got all this cool stuff. And here's the problem, Like
I said, NFC is never gonna have a game on
his birthday because he is birth His birthday is in February.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
You go sit in your quarters. I'll come talk to
you in your room in a minute. I'll have them made.
Help him out.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
No, that's not how we talk at our house, but
one that.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Don't be all upset. Go sit by the moat.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
We'll be right back. Yeah, the mics weren't on right now.
Now the bad news. Now, I know what it feels like.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Fucking headphones.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
He gotta bleep it, man.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Yeah, I said these in headphones. Now we're back.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Now. I know what it feels like to be a
fan of like the Dallas Cowboys or last year the
New York Jets. New York. You think, oh, my team
is gonna be amazing. You have the highest payroll in
the league, the Lakers. These teams that spend all the
money and they absolutely suck.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Nashville SC.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
That is Nashville SC.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Oh really, that just beat you here, bunch. I was
being funny.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Ray, I am a season ticket holder. I love going
to the game.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Thank you for listening to Nashville SC Radio. Here in
local Nashville Nashville eighteen twenty talk radio.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
We go to the game Wednesday night. We're so excited.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Oh here, we.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Fired our old coach because we sucked. We have two
players that play for the team USA, the former MVP
of MLS and Honey Moottar and we can't score a
damn goal. The worst raight. We lost three to nothing
on Wednesday night. Three to nothing. That's a blowout in soccer.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
That's football. That's fifty to nothing.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
It is an absolute ass kicking all over the field.
It's so embarrassing, it's so depressing. And here's the sad part.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I bet it before the game.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
No, we have the third highest payroll in all of MLS. Sheeeesz.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Where's that money coming from the scrap yard?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Where is that money going? Who the hell are we
paying you?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
You're a season did No?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I am not getting paid to.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Be a No, you're paying for that roster.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
I am paying for that roster. That is absolute trash.
I don't know what it is. You get your hopes up,
you think, oh, changing of the guard, fire the coach,
bring a new guy in here, we go, Well, we
hired a new guy, but we still have an interim coach.
I don't understand. Why is our coach not coaching the team?
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yeah, this is soccer talk, man, I don't even know
I don't know know bet soccer.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
I hat's not about soccer talk. This is the like
like with the Jayhawks, I always know we're gonna be
pretty damn good, well paid. We know they're gonna be
pretty damn.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Good Adida Scan and most of the time they.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Come through on that. The Bears, I never have expectations
that they're going to be good.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
All this year all hang up and listen.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
This year is different. I'm excited to actually watch the
Bears play football.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Keenan Allen, DJ More, Caleb Williams yes, uh, the guy
from Washington and Doozy Doozy a uh.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
But what I'm saying is this is how people must
feel when you have season tickets and you continue to
go and you continue to support, and it's just dreadful
you have your your team makes all these signings in
the offseason. When Nashville See does it, I don't know
who any of these people are. I'm not gonna add
like I know who. When they sign some guy named Herewood,
(20:38):
I'm like, oh yeah, cool, he must be good. We
have the third highest payroll.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
I assume.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
I assume that if we have a high payroll that
we should be good because you should be, but we
obviously aren't spending it in the right places or doing
the right thing. And I don't know how you get
but it is so bad to watch. And my kids
get so excited, and then we give up one goal
and they're like, oh, it's okay, we can score two goals.
(21:05):
Then we give up a second goal and they're like, Dad,
we're gonna lose again.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Yeah, so's dad, We're gonna lose again. No ice cream
after the game, kids, and they are just so mad.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Dad just lost his No, I didn't bet on the game, right,
They are so bad they can't be bet.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
It's tough to go to a game and not bet
on it.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
No, it is. It's really easy. You just buy tickets,
you go to the game, and you watch the game.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
I know the temptation is there, is what I'm saying.
And for me, I dude, I hit about twenty percent
of the games I go to. I miss every Titans game.
I don't no matter who I bet for the over, under,
miss miss miss. What are other teams here? The Preds
never win any of that crap. Believe the Preds game
we bet over and it went two at the soot
of Losers Convention. Yes, they didn't score the entire game.
(21:47):
There's something about me going to games I cannot win one.
And I told, I warned justin about it. It ain't
real thing.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
The hardest part is not to get just wasted because
you're drowning your sorrows watching this team just get shellacked
up and down the field, get their ass kicked every
single game. It is annoying. It's terrible, it is brutal.
I've never had this experience.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Okay, I have real questions. Does the place sell out?
Speaker 2 (22:17):
No, dude, let me tell you the Wednesday night game.
Plenty of great seats still available, plenty.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
I need to go to my first.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
It might have been half full.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Ray, I always remember your first.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I might maybe half full. It was a ghost town.
And let me tell you, people were heading for the
exits early.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
What is that crime? Is it old young Vandy bros?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Nah? But I think Vandy football had a team outing
because I saw about when we walked in, I saw
about nine guys in Vandy football shirts in about a
four minute period. So obviously it's a Vandy football. It
was a Vandy football bonding experience or something. Trip with
the coach and the players because there was a lot
of them there and I'm just telling you that they
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had to leave early because they were like, this is terrible.
Ray a lot of women from saying you know what
many football said. They said, man, this reminds us was
our football games. Everybody's leaving early. Not it is just depressing.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Yeah, well, Vandy's got construction. Titans Stadium's got construction. It's
tough for sports right now in Nashville. The Titans games
are gonna be unwatchable. I was telling we were at
a family pool party and I looked at the schedule
because I was considering betting that they never win. Was
there a road game or a home game? Home game
that they never win a home game?
Speaker 2 (23:38):
That's a bad bet. Home game always they seem to win.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
One home game, but they did. They won one last year. See,
but this year, I think they maybe beat the Commanders.
Other than that, dude, they got tough games. I predict
Titans go like three and fifteen. Okay, fourteen. But so
with that said, it's just it's gonna be tough. It's
a tough right now in Nashville. Sc not doing well.
Fred's ended up doing surprisingly well We're expected to not
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even make the playoffs. Made it got kicked out, and
then the Titans. It's going to be dreadful, although my
cousin thinks they're going to be amazing.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
What about the sounds, I'm joking. Yeah, No one cares.
No one cares about minor leagues. Here's the thing, Ray
the Banana.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Though.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
On the season, Nashville has only scored twenty six goals,
the second fewest in all of MLS.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
The worst strikers. If you have a kid in your backyard,
we need a striker. USA needs it, the Sounds need it.
Probably your high school team needs it. There's got to
be a four year old striker right now that we
need to get ready for the next Olympic.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
I mean, anybody in high school that can score a goal?
Can you go? Can you send an email to NSC
dot com and say, hey, I volunteer to play for
you guys. I mean the Philadelphia team. They had some
fourteen year old play for.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Him the other night.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
It's amazing, fteen years old and he's playing in the
MLS and we can't score a goal. Dude is already
when he turns eighteen going to Manchester City yeah, it's
in his contract once he signed, Once he turns eighteen,
he becomes a man city player. I'm like, how good
does he have to freaking be to be that way?
Why can't we find any of those in Nashville.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Yeah, the soccer thing, there is a future in it.
We had a softball team up here the other day
women Sadly it did. Yeah, you weren't here. It was
me and Scuba. They're twelve years old, and they put
so much energy into it. It teaches them team aspects,
team chemistry, communication. But other than that, dude, after high
school college, there's no future in softball.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
I mean, there is a women's league, right.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
It's just a dead end. Sadly, because we were asking,
what are you all gonna do? Oh, I don't know,
we just play softball. You probably need a career path
at least the thought. Not one of them knew what
they wanted to do. That's our future.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Man.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
They're good kids though.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Yeah. And then another weird thing that happened at the
game is my son, my six year old now he's six,
was his birthday. He was like, Dad heard Dad Webster.
Webster said he's gonna be here tonight. Kid, from his class.
He's like, Webster said he's gonna be here. You need
to text his mom. See if he's here, Son.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
It is a stadium of forty thousand people over to
my dead body.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
And I'm like, all right, all right. So I tell
my wife, Hey, he says, Webster's gonna be here. He
wants to text his mom and she's like, I really
do it. I was like, no, just say you did it.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
You want me to text?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
And two minutes later, he goes, Mom, have you texted
Webster's mom yet? Have you texted Webster's mom yet?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Yeah? The mom actually said golf.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
And so my wife's like, all right, I guess I'm
gonna text Webster's mom.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Honey, I'm gonna fake text you.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
And so she texted him and she replied to me like, yes,
we're here, We're in section whatever, row whatever, if you
want to meet up in the concourse at halftime. And
I was like great, and my son's like, no, we
gotta go right now. We gotta go right this before
the game is start. We gotta go see Webster right now.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Son. Webster tragically died.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Webster's passed.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
For the gate.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
It's like, all right, look dad, he's alive at school.
So we go down to see Webster, and I mean,
kids are the weirdest thing ever, because he goes up
and he's like, Webster, what's up? And then they just
stand apart and don't even talk, like they both look
different directions and they stand there and I'm like, all right,
let's go back up. He's like, no, Dad, I want
to talk. I want to hang with Webster for a
little bit. I'm not even talking. You're not even talking
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to Webster. And Webster's mom talks to me. She's like,
isn't it weird how kids are?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Yeah, we like to talk a lot, though, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
She's like, she says, they want to be around each other,
but not too close to each other. They're excited to
see each other, but they don't talk to each other.
She goes it really reminds me of middle school with
boys and girls. It's like, oh, I see him from
across the room. It's cool, we're in the same room,
but we're not gonna actually communicate. I'm excited that Webster's
at the game, but I'm not gonna like say anything
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to Him'm just gonna stand in his vicinity. And that
way he knows I'm here. He's here, but I'm excited
to see him.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
You really talk with your chest Webster's mom, I mean eyes.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
It's weird because Webster's mom talked to me and dad
did not talk to me.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Yeah, he considers you a threat.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Hey, turned around, looked at me, and he's all right,
calling the sat back down.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Look in the field. I'm with comfortable silence. Now, if
I don't have anything in common with somebody, I just
stand there.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Well, how does he know he's never talked to me,
So we might have a lot in common. We might
be BFFs. Yeah, you're both guys, and we're both at
Nashville s C. We're both miserable because the team is terrible.
We both have kids, we both have boys.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Webster's dad, how's your marriage? There you go, there's your
talking point. Well, actually it's pretty bad. We're gonna get
a divorced.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Oh oh hey, hey, Webster's dad.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Let's play a little game. I get to know. You
want to go politics or religion first? It's called grab bag.
You want to go politics? Are religion?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
You go first? How often are you guys having sex?
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Webster's dad, Hey, Webster's dad. You know what I mean?
What's your wife's favorite position?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Dude? Remember Amy from The Big Show Four Things with
Amy Brown? You were at an SC game and she
did the same thing as your kid in Webster. Yes,
she texted and said, hey, meet up with me on
the concourse. And you said, I rarely meet up with
you in the breakroom. Why would at work? Why would
I meet up with you in the concourse?
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Why would I want to come up there and see you?
Speaker 1 (29:11):
It's just a thing.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Shit like, It's like you feel like you have to
come say hi because you're at the same stadium when
we work in the same studio every single morning, and
when you leave that studio, you say maybe seven words
to me.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Amy is Webster, Webster is Amy.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
That's deep and we'll take a break.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yeah, right, we got to play golf today.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
I won't play golf.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
I might try and sneak one in. I tried yesterday.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
I only played nine. I can't do it.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yeah, I tried yesterday, took a nap. Nap ended up
being too important and I missed my window and then
it rained and so then I couldn't golf.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
I will say I played the other day, and I
did what you said, man, I played by myself because
I do that a lot, and it was not good.
I didn't make myself laugh very much. I wouldn't cracking jokes.
I wasn't like, oh, you're so funny. I was more
like not hitting the ball great. And then I got
it together. Nine birdie, ten, par, eleven, par and number eleven.
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I pull up to the tea box and there's a
foursome in front of me and they are on the
in they're tee and off and they don't let me
play through, and I'm like, oh, this sucks. So they
hit and they get up on the green. So I
hit my drive and then they're on the green. They're like, oh,
come on, man, you can play through what And I'm like, no,
I'll just get on the next tea box, man, next
tea box. Don't worry about it. They're like, all right, cool.
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So they put out and they go to the next
tea box and I boom. I put it on the
green and second shot, two putt par, go up to
the next tee. It's a par three over water, Like hey, man,
go ahead, go ahead, And I'm like, all right, cool,
cool right in the water, and I'm like and then
one guy's like, well, we're really regretting this decision to
let you play through, funny Jim. And I'm like, yeah,
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it is awkward. And I was like, I knew this
was what happened. This is all and he goes, never fails, man,
someone lets you play through. It's gonna be your worst hole.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Yeah, shut up, Jim.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
So I'm like, all right, get up there again. Oh,
get it, get it all, gets over the water, rolls
right up against the chain leaking fence, but doesn't go through.
All right, play that hole. Good, next hole, good drive,
second shot, yank it into the water. Cool drop? Uh,
next shot, hit a tree into the water. All right, cool,
this is going great man. Yeah so it's a bad round.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Yeah you were rushed.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yeah I was rushed. It was after I hit that
one in the water with them watching. It was just like,
oh man, I'm frazzled, dude. I know I don't have
the mental makeup I guess to be on the PGA. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
The way I knew that I was really seeing the
ball well. The day that I played by myself. I
haven't had free time since then, but I was watching
the ball so much the tea. When it shot up,
it actually scared me. I thought something was like coming
at me. It was my tea. I don't think I've
ever watched my tee spin up.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
It's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
That's how much I was watching the ball.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Now that I have learned how to kind of hit
the ball, it is kind of cool that you're he
flies forward or flies backward or flies up. You used
to I just used to break the tea. Now I
can just like it's pretty fun.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Did you take out of me saying that I played
in normal street shoes anything out of that?
Speaker 2 (32:13):
I know I wore my golf shoes.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
I just don't think I explained it well enough, because
you get something in your head where you think you
have football cleats in and you're about to just drive
through a linebacker for whatever reason. When you have golf
shoes on, use your normal shoes. That's where you're the
most graceful, and you don't try to overswing. It's it, dude,
it's something I'm I don't. I'm not. I don't plan
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on ever using golf shoes again.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
You might want to, because sometimes there's mud.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I don't play when there's mud.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
No, no, but you may not know it may have
sprinkler leak, No, it's sprinkled the other day.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Didn't play I was.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
No, no, no. You may get on a hole and they
may have one sprinkler that is like broken and you
walk up like oh, or they overwatered because it's summertime
and so they watered in the middle of the day
and you walk up, or your ball goes down near
the cree and you don't realize that the mud starts
here and you take a step mud. You need to
wear the golf shoes. I understand you think it doesn't
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make you overswing, but yeah, I really struggled with my irons.
My driver wasn't good. I wasn't going straight back. I
was coming sort of and coming across the ball and
hooking everything. It's just a bad day at the golf course,
and it happens sometimes. That's what golf is.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Right, But then that should make your next round when
you actually do hit it flush and you have that
feeling of hitting a ball perfect, feel that much better.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
It makes you feel so good.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
There's nothing better than that. That's why I didn't get
mad at myself when I hit it in the water
that one time because it was one of the best
drives of my life. I hit it over three hundred yards.
I said myself, I'm not even mad at you. That
was beautiful. And I never pull it. That just means
I wasn't slicing. So there's little winds. But yeah, that
sucks if you're going, if you're cutting through somebody, that's
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the immediate sign of rushing.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Yeah it was bad. But anyway, now I want to
talk about the season premiere. Man, I'm gonna run no, no,
the season premiere Big Brother.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Man.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
They've really they screwed it up. They've absolutely screwed up
Big Brother Ray.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
I'm gonna be real the pooch.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Do you know what they did? Did you watch it?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
No? No, no, no, I no.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Okay. So the first night, because they're sixteen house guests, right, well,
the first night they only bring eight into the house
and they put them out in the backyard and then
they have this person. They go, all right, you have
a chance to change the game right now. And this
girl pops up and says, hey, my name's Kinsey or
whatever her name was. She she's from San Diego. She
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works in a surf shop. She's learning how to build surfboards.
They have a chance.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
If you hook up with her, you win the game.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Wrong. They have a chance to decide if she gets
to live out her dream of playing Big Brother, or
they eliminate her right away.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
So she has there's eight people in the house, so
she has to get a majority and she's able to
come into the game, or that if she gets less
than a majority, she is not gonna play Big Brother.
Her dreams are crushed.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Not that it matters hot'.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Let me see if I can pull up a picture.
I don't know what you like.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
She had blue hair, ray, I don't judge if women
are hot or not. So anyway, so why wuldn't you
immediately a victor? Why would you want one extra person
in the house.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
That's exactly what I thought, right, So people, four people
voted for bring her in the house, four people voted
to not bring her in the house.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
That ain't America, okay. And then it goes Julie Chen
Moonvez is gonna do the final vote.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
No, no, no, Because she didn't get majority, she doesn't
get to come in the house.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Well, we're gonna let a homeless guy in La determine
your fate, sir, yeah, you got any meth. I'm all
messed up.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
And so they're like, well, okay, so she doesn't get
in the house and they go she goes, Okay, I'm
sad that I don't get to come in the house.
But here's the truth. I'm Ai. I'm not a real person.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
The show has jumped.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
The show jumped the damn ray.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Wait did they see her?
Speaker 2 (36:10):
They they showed her on the screen and she looked
like a nor and then they showed like, gosh, they
tricked you.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
It was an Ai fake person and you thought it
was real.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
No. I immediately told my wife was like, that's not
a real person.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
So if they would have had her in, it would
have been Ai.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
No, Ray, I don't think she was ever coming in
the house. So what happens is a no, No, she's
going to be part of the season all season. One.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Guy's like, off, Okay, I mean they're in the house, dude,
they're lonely.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
I understand. But so she says, now I have the
information of who voted for me and who didn't. The
people that voted for me, you have a chance to
win an advantage in the Big Brother game. The people
that voted against me. We're going to play a game,
and whoever gets last place is gonna have their game
almost ruined. Immediately, it's like, what so this AI person?
(36:59):
And then they show how she's gonna be on the
screen in the house like all season. I'm like, I
do not need AI to be interacting with these people
during the game. Absolutely stupid, absolutely dumb, and I hate it.
I'm like this, I watched it. I told my wife,
I said, this is only one night. We've only watched
you know, one hour, two hours whatever we watched of it,
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and I am already over this AI. It is going
to be so annoying.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
They overthink the room. It's a bunch of producers who
think they have to out creative the other person they
play god, and in this case, they didn't make the
show better. Stick with the main formulae ingredients, right, you're
making a brownie a hot fudge Sunday. You know, it's like,
go with the brownie, go with the ice cream, go
with the hot fudge. That's the only three ingredients.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
It's easy. Don't don't make it too complicated, don't make
try to make it a Sunday on top of a
banana split on top of you know, a piece of
apple pie. You just want people in a house playing games,
talking strategy, backstabbing each other. I don't need AI getting
to know these people and had to talk to AI
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to further your game. It just seems so stupid.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Yeah, they do this, they've Koda ta, what is this stuff?
Koda ra. They do all these weird ass things throughout
the seasons. A lot of them don't work. One of
the better ones was where they had twin girls in
there and they would switch position places. Sorry, I didn't
mean it to sound like a porno, but they had
twin girls and like every night they would switch and
tell the person what they learned, and they tried to
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see how far they'd make it in the game. Wait,
they were identical twin girls.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
And so, but there was only one of them in
the house, and then the other one was behind the wall.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Correct, And then they'd switch places, the other girl just
living in the wall the whole day and then switch places.
And I think they made it a long ass time before,
and I don't believe anybody on the show figured it out. Now.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
That's interesting.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
That was interesting. Other than that, it's all been shit.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Last season when they had Si in the house.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
I mean, do stuff like make them go without food.
You know, why don't you take away their dirty maggots
for a night. Stuff like that. That's how the producers
can mess with them, not with AI. And hey, your
second cousin's here to tell you something. Hey, fuck you,
who's this guy? Who the fuck are you? That was
sorry self talk. There's other things you can do than
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some big creative AI shit. And that's my two cents.
I'll hang up in list.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
I mean, they already do the II with Zingbat or
whatever the hell like that. That's the only thing you need.
And Zingbot, to me, is the stupidest thing, but people
love him like it's the best thing in the world.
It's not that great. But like last season when they
brought Syrian and had her son in the house and
no one knew that they were mother's son.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Yeah, did I like that.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
That's a huge advantage to a huge advantage. That's such
a huge advantage to them. I didn't like it personally.
I'm like, that's kind of weak.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
And also that these people all you you have no TV,
you have no connection to the outside world. Their mouths
were the exact same. The way they talked, you could
tell they were moments they were somehow related. Not one
person looked at their mouth when they talked. I mean,
I need to be on this show a damn win
the thing going away?
Speaker 2 (40:00):
I mean, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
I just was looking at you guys mouths. They're the
exact same. Are you related?
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Man? You guys look like Man, that's weird because the
girl yesterday she blowing, she had a freckle here, and
you don't have a freckle here, Like, are you guys
like screwing with me?
Speaker 1 (40:13):
The thing I'm not a fan of is when somebody
gets a leg up on the competition. And the leg
up was if you know somebody from before you both
get in the house. I don't like that stuff. Yeah,
it's just throw sixteen people in the house. Let's go social.
It's an experiment who lasts the longest, who makes alliances?
Speaker 2 (40:30):
I can't imagine. I can't imagine being in there for
ninety days. And then that's another thing. The one people
there on there for ninety days, so the other people
only in eighty nine because they didn't have to spend
the first night in there. And the people that are
in their first night. They're already building alliances. When you're
stuck in a hotel and you can't talk to anybody,
it's already a weird game already. By not putting them
all in at the same time.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Yeah, and they get into trends where everybody sucks up
to the head of household and the votes all go
the same.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Oh my god, there's no one that will vote against
the house nobody. I mean, give me a break.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
So one of the better twists they did, there's maybe
been two in the twenty years of the show's been on.
They had a saboteur and so America would tell this dude, Eric,
I believe season seven or eight, they would tell him
what to do, and so he would throw votes and people.
Nobody could figure out where all these random votes were
coming from. Because America is telling him what to do.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
How does he get America's if he's inside, how did America.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
He would go into a room and they'd be like, hey,
this is what America is telling you to do, and
so he'd have to like go dump water on people
and try and get away with it, which was a
huge disadvantage, but that's great. It was amazing, and he didn't.
He lasted a long ass time, but he was a genius.
One of the best social game players ever. His name
was Eric, but dude, he would go and he would
have to like f with people at night while they
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were asleep, and if he got caught, he'd get voted out.
He never got caught. I love it. Yeah, and he
got more, That's what it was. He got like twenty
five thousand to do all this stuff.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
That was actually a good twist.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
AI what yeah, AYI I'm out like I'm out, just
like we're out. We're gonna take a break. We'll be
right back. Gotta go to the email.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
This has been a bad one.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Are you gonna talk to me about post malone? Are
you not want to talking about it?
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Is that the email?
Speaker 2 (42:10):
No, I'm asking you trying to think when we were Okay,
here we go. This is from Jesse. Oh hey, I
work at Waterburger in Texas. No sound for us Burger flippers.
Huh yeah flip this nah. Big fan. Just wanted to
shout out my sister for her birthday, who also listens
(42:33):
to the show. Stacy Happy Birthday. On July twentieth, Sore
Losers Nation for Life, so that means her birthday would
be on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Man, uh post he was good. What'd you want to
know about it?
Speaker 2 (42:47):
I mean free beer, free, what I mean, tell.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
The we're I was gonna stay the night at the
radio station anyways, and it Baser wasn't even really into it,
so it ended up just being me and a couple
of Arnold's girlfriend Abby Yeah, and then Lauren, she's the
Penn State girl. She's been on here. And then but
brother and we all went and dude, it was free
bud light, So I mean we sucked off as many
as we possibly could in an hour, heard his biggest hits,
(43:13):
some of his country stuff, and then rocked out with
our cocks out and then we were.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Out and how crop like, how many people in this room?
Speaker 1 (43:19):
I don't know? It was the venue I want to say.
I'm trying to compare it to something you would know,
Oh Sore Losers convention. I would say it was almost
two of the FGL lower rooms, maybe four wasn't that big, So,
I mean there was a room to walk around. I'm
sure there's a lot more at a Nissan show still,
(43:40):
but this when he still had a band, behind him.
It was cool.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Did you tell you?
Speaker 1 (43:43):
I mean I trying to think. I saw Karen Fairchild. Dude,
she was LBT. She was all by herself.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
Really yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
And I'm like when we talk about A listers on
the show, b Lister Steelers, I'm like a d lister
on the show. And she looked at me gave me
a what's up. I'm like, how do you know?
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Me?
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Just said what up? To her? But then every all
the country stars were there. I mean, Daniel Bradbury's over
there with her boyfriend. I'm like, are you a post one?
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Wha whah wah wait she got a plus one because
we didn't get a plus one?
Speaker 1 (44:13):
I know? And so I was one? And are these
country stars? Were they all supporting post Malone or where
they just? Did they get free tickets or are they
part of the same label? But dude, everybody was there.
It was a who's who? We kept saying, we go,
this is a star studded event. Just Red Akins, walks by,
Dylan Carmichael Boom, Warren Zeider's oh hey, Ian Munsick, oh hey,
Ashley Cook nice number one song? Left and right, dude,
(44:35):
people from Lady A. I thought I saw Luke Bryan's wife,
but it was just a lookalike. Then there was some
other porn chick. She's a golfer Jen. She did some
sort of ironic Nah, I don't know. She did some
sort of porn. I could have swore she was there,
but the face just didn't match up. But it almost
looked like her. Jim Edmonds, that's random, dude, he's there.
(44:59):
He had some other wife daughters. I don't know, but
he was with some other girls. Hey, Jim, the hell
have you ben? How's maguire? He was just pounding the
free beers. Man, who wasn't That's what it was. Yeah,
it was totally free. Twisty sixteen ounces and the free
cans to twelve ounces as many as you could grab.
Pitts kept coming over with like three of them, and
he would drop one since they're free, and he'd crush
(45:19):
it and kick it away. I'm like, brother, just because
it's free, I mean, you could just waste to throw
beer out there.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Hey, spills one drop if it's not full. I don't
want to get that out of here.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Brother. Now, all of a sudden, we're rich and we
can't we can afford beer. What the hell are you
doing all right?
Speaker 2 (45:35):
We got an email? Oh hey yo, cat Here was
driving by Bikini Hill at Sewell Park the other day
on my way home like I do every day. Ray
will know what I'm talking about, and drove by the
old golf course on Aquahanna Springs. I forgot to tell
you all. That course has been gone for like ten years.
(45:57):
It's the Innermural Complex. Now soccer, that stupid ultimate frisbee
sport and the cross No more golf. Also, when the
hell are the MLB All Star teams going to go
back to wearing their own jerseys and not these horrible
fresh out of the Ross Clarence Rack uniforms. I agree
with you one hundred percent. If you're why are they
not wearing their Pirate shirt, their Cub shirt, their Ranger shirt.
(46:21):
They should all have their team jersey, the team they
played for war that jersey, those stupid little white colored
They looked terrible.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Yeah, the betting account was cleared out from the home
run derby the night before, so didn't even watch it.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
We were in Dallas last weekend for Cole Wetzel's Bday
Partney and I ran into Dak and Michael Irvin at
Western Western Stonebriar Golf Club. I asked them if they
listened to the potty and they said they will check
it out. I guess I'm just out here networking and
doing Arnold's job for him since he's on FCC suspension. Furthermore,
(46:56):
I have no more mister kat Dick.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Yeah, that golf course was awesome. That was the first
time I ever played golf. At that golf course in
San Marcos, Texas. You could go for twelve dollars. Who knows.
So I played all summer because I was working at
Walmart distribution center and then I'd go golf right after
my shift. That's really where I learned the game.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
I did run across country meet there, okay, yeah, back
in high school we didn have a cross country meet there.
I do remember that. Never played golf there.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
Me and South Beach we started playing golf there. He
would beat me by twelve. Now smash cut twenty years
I beat him by twelve. Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
Hey, it comes full circle.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
Yeah. Was he lying about running into dak I don't
think so. Oh the Cole Wetzel dude, He's got a
song called high Road. It is amazing with Jesse Murph
look it up.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
No idea, but I will say that I was after
we saw Webster at the game NSC game. We were
walking up the stairs and this dude stepped out in
the aisle stuck his hand out.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
Hey kid, I've been in town for a month. And
I was like, don he running into you?
Speaker 2 (47:58):
And I was, Oh, dude, what up? TK What up?
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Dude? What up?
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Tk K used to play soccer with him. I've always been
going on, man, oh nothing, man, just chilling. I was like, oh,
you got some good seats here. He's like, yeah, man,
I got three seats, my wife and no one else
once ever comes. I'm usually here by myself, just chilling
right here, and he goes, dude, let me tell you.
He was like, I don't know how I came across
it about two months ago. I don't know if I
(48:24):
saw you on Instagram or what. He goes, but I
found that podcast.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
You do no man, I'm on TikTok.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
He goes, Dude, it's great, so freaking funny. He's like,
I had no idea you did that. He goes, podcast
is fantastic.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
Why is he gassing you up?
Speaker 2 (48:42):
And I was like, man, he goes, Yeah, So I
just randomly found it two months ago. Dude, I saw you.
I saw a little clip on Instagram. I was like,
all right, dude, he's good to see you.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
Man.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
I was like all right later man, I was like,
thanks TK, thanks for the shout out.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
Man, I'll never forget those memories on the soccer field,
picture anything else.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
Man. Yeah, one more email, Yeah, lunch and Ray just
want to thank you for doing this podcast.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
Yeah, you guys are welcome, man, because we're gonna jump
the shark soon.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
You two make me laugh and helps me enjoy my
work days. I also wanted to join you guys for
the convention every year, but I'm I'm worried Sore Losers
Nation would turn me in to a trucker or take
advantage of me or something like that. Keep up the
good work and so you know. I always fast forward
past any guest on all pods. I listened to sow.
Speaker 1 (49:29):
Well, don't listen next week we got a.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
Guest hold on. I'm trying to make sense of it.
I always fast forward past any guests on all pods.
I listen to so F having the guest best regards, Cray.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
Yeah, they just enjoyed the banter. Uh, that's a great segue.
We have a guest next week.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
Yeah, we do, so god.
Speaker 1 (49:54):
De select the guest option.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
All right, well man, we'll cancel.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
No. I already told t paper for doing it.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
No, Craig said he done like guests. Man.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
No, we finally have confirmed a guest. I gave him
an hour window. So this guest is just gonna be
waiting out of the big show for us to be done.
We have our first guest in months. Guys, are we
gonna tease it at all?
Speaker 2 (50:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (50:14):
It's uh somebody. It's a man. There you go. Yeah, Ray,
they also live on planet Earth.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
They're a human. It's not Ai. I'll tell you that. Yeah,
all right, we're out. Have a good weekend.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
Yeah, hang this one up.
Speaker 2 (50:28):
What do you mean this was good?
Speaker 1 (50:30):
No? Man, I ran out of steam.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
I know you did. You're just like anything else. You're like, Ray,
tell me all about posting, and you were like, all right, cool,
I went to post like earlier, earlier, when I asked
you about posting, you had all this energy, these funny
stories about how you're at the bar and he hit
that first lick of the song, and you just said
I screw the drinks and you ran out to the
I was expecting that energy, but all I got was yeah, man,
(50:53):
that's good.
Speaker 1 (50:53):
Body that got rocks. It was pretty. That song is sick.
The fact that he played it first. Abby's all running
out there, Arnold, nowhere to be seen.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
Yeah, there's no plus ones.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
Man, let me go.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
You can hang up, dude, I already don't know.
Speaker 1 (51:13):
Man. Oh I want to say about the US Open
just offhand?
Speaker 2 (51:17):
Or how about the British Open.
Speaker 1 (51:18):
Yeah, the mics are off their US Open played in
the UK. Every one of the guys I picked in
the Sore Losers tournament on Facebook is plus seven or
I got plus seven guys and plus five guys. The
only the leader is harming it plus two. Everybody else, dude,
has got scores that you and me get me. I guess.
I mean it must be chili dip Central. I'm not
(51:40):
able to watch it, but they must be hitting water
balls chili dipping. I mean pick pick plays, dude. What
happens if the ball's money, man, they gotta let them play.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
That's that's great.
Speaker 1 (51:50):
I've never seen scores this high. Zalator is plus seven.
Rory plus seven Tom Kim plus seven?
Speaker 2 (51:59):
Yeah, Tom, what the was that? Pluss America?
Speaker 1 (52:04):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (52:04):
In one of my polls, I meant to pick Colin
Moorekawa and I looked at the my sheet and it
was like Xander Shopfleham. I didn't pick his ass, but
glad I did. Yeah, he's leading, he's doing better and
breaking more cowa? Where the hell is more cowa?
Speaker 1 (52:18):
Did Tiger even make the trip?
Speaker 2 (52:20):
I haven't even Oh dude, did you not see him
talk trash?
Speaker 1 (52:23):
Just recreate the audio?
Speaker 2 (52:25):
So Colin Montgomery, I was like, well, why is he here?
He should a attired. It's embeteressing, it's sad. And they
asked Tiger about it and he goes, I'm exempt until
I'm sixty. He's not. Ah, that's fire man, I mean
straight great, And it's just like I can make that decision.
(52:46):
I'm exempt. I can come until I'm sixty. He can't.
I mean just repeated it like twice and was just
like so, I don't know why who cares about him
or you know, just like boom burned. His ass is great.
Speaker 1 (52:58):
That's how America used to be. Man, You say stuff
to each other face to face, not this Twitter and tic.
Speaker 2 (53:03):
Tac yeah, and a London ad Berg. I mean, great job, dude.
Geez Mara Cowie, you suck mothers.
Speaker 1 (53:11):
Ad thing man when you're playing golf. You got a
hot too, Spit on that thing.
Speaker 2 (53:19):
Oh I thought you're hanging up, dude,
Oh CRAPO is gonna talk about you have some crap? No, man,
I always think about it driving, but then I just
forget about it.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I mean I can't remember what it was.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Okay, Yeah, let's do it live. Arnold is off all week. Guys.
If anybody sees him on Broadway, check him in to something.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Check him into a hotel, summer course in college, check
him into summer camp, anything, check him into school.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
What an ice warm meal? All right, We're gonna do
it live. My headphones are cutting out. Can you hear me?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I can hear you? These headphones are I mean, I
just picked them up off the ground. They're trash. I
didn't have my normal headphones. I forgot them another room.
I'll go get them in a minute. When we take
a break, I'll get my headphones. But these may have
been made in nineteen seventy.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Oh the one, two, three? Sore losers?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
What up?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I just remember what it was I thought about my
new intro. You're gonna enjoy it. Now, what's up, y'all?
It says, and I'm from the North. I'm in Alpha Male.
I live on the North side of Nashville with Baser.
And just like Cody Johnson's new song Dirt Cheap, We're
not selling. People come to our door all the time
trying to ask us if we're gonna sell our two
point two acres. We ain't selling because that tricycle over there,
(01:21):
that's where my daughter used to play there. Did you
hear the new song on the radio? Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
It's literally about people going to country folk and trying
to buy their acres and them not wanting to sell,
which is the intro to the show.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
That's interesting that he goes, we ain't.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Selling, and I think that's what he says at the
very end of it, he goes, we ain't doing it,
we ain't selling.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Is that how it really goes. There's a lot of
people go knock on people's door in the country and say, hey,
we want to buy your land so we can put
some houses here.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I'd say it facetiously. We don't get offers. We have
two acres. It's really not It's I thought it was
three baser told me it's two point two so it
gets smaller by the day. That's okay, which isn't even
enough room for crops or corn or pumpkins or anything.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
But oh you gonna do pumpkins.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yes, But my neighbor said that he has over one
hundred acres and every regularly developers come and say, hey,
we'll give you this amount of money. And he's actually
a developer. He has a dozer, an excavator, dump trucks,
and he goes, you damn think if I wanted to
develop it, I would develop it. No, I ain't selling
it the hell off my land, he said. They come
(02:24):
to them all the time.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
That's interesting.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Oh there, we're from the city. We'd love to offer
you a million dollars for your land. I mean, there's
no telling what one hundred acres is worth, no telling.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I bet you it keeps going up and up and
up because the city of Nashville keeps moving out and
out and out and out, so there's more and more
people moving there. Five years ago he probably got offer
two hundred thousand, now maybe a million, maybe in three
years one point five million. You just got to hold out.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
And as you drive to my house. You see all
the farmers that don't sell, because if they sold, there'd
be bigger buildings. There wouldn't just be a bunch of cornfields.
When you see the cornfields, that tells you that damn rancher,
he ain't selling. Well.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I mean those people by Gyoda's Park, they sold all
the houses. There's like on the back side of the stadium.
I guess it would be on the north it'd be
on the west side of the stadium. There was there's
houses along that road. Dude, we showed up. They are
all bulldozed. The entire street is bulldozed. They took every
(03:26):
single one of those houses out with a bulldozer. So,
I mean, I don't know if people were renting, if
they were buying, if the same person owned every single
house on that road, but they are all bulldozed, except
for the one house at the top of the hill
that literally their grass touches the sidewalk that leads into
(03:46):
Gyoda's Park. Them they ain't selling.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
The road we drive on to get to work. It
used to be houses they all sold to Virgin, to
Millennium apartments.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
To yeah whatever, that Hilton or something else over here,
Virgin or motif motif, that's what it's called. Sorry motif
by Hilton.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
They sold.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
But the yeah, the Joe is doing it was a
shock when one week we went and the houses are there,
the next week all dirt. It is a straight line,
I mean a half mile of all dirt.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
And I'm not gonna say the segments can improve, but
susan stadium sighting, I now take a new route when
I leave work so I actually get to see it better. Good,
so I can give better updates.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah, people wanted some stadium sighting slash crime pod a
couple of weeks ago when a body or human remains
were found at the site. But it was just a
homeless guy that died in a tent. Nothing to really report.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
It was, I mean, was that confirmed or yeah, oh
I just thought maybe it was your own findings. Typically
around the river is where a lot of the homeless
do live. But that is confirmed.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, it was confirmed that he was a transient is
what they called it, and his friends hadn't seen him
in a couple of days, so they alerted authorities. Authorities
checked in tempt he had passed. Dang rest in peace.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Rest in peace.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Now do you want positive or negative. Do we want
to start this pod positive or do we just start
it negative?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I would say positive just for ratings alone. You don't
want our truck drivers drive in and they all of
a sudden they are like bawling on the interstated tractor
operators don't know if it's raining on their crops or
if it's their tears. I'm personally gonna choose the fund.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Okay, my son turned six years old on Wednesday. We heard,
covered it, we covered it, we talked about it. Well,
what he didn't know is we were going to the
National SC game that night. Because he doesn't know the schedule.
He asked me, but he doesn't really keep track. Oh Dad,
I went to that, So we're going to.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
The Nashville SC game. He could have heard about it
on the pod.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
So I thought, man, I'm going to email my ticket rep.
I've never met a ticket rep at Nashville s See.
I've never talked to anybody. I literally bought my tickets
from the computer online by just looking at a screen.
I've never talked to anybody. Jason Gibbles and I bought
him cool whatever. And so I get emails like, oh,
this is your ticket rep. This is what's going on?
(06:09):
No idea who my ticket rep is? So I go
through my emails. I'm like, all right, I'm gonna email
this chick and tell her, hey, six, my son is
turning six on Wednesday. We're gonna be at the game.
Is there anything you can do for him?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Wait? Didn't we already tell this story?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Well? Oh my gosh, no we haven't.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Do you have old timers?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You are, so you don't know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Sorry, thank you.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Continue, So to refresh your memory, I check my email.
It's like, oh, I'm resigning. My last day is Wednesday.
So there's no way she's gonna do anything for my kid?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Jandas No, she's not ticket rep. She's like big events.
So this guy there's like, if you need something, to
contact this dude. So I contact that dude and I'm like,
hey man, and he says, hey, we can't put you
on the jumbo tron. It takes five days. Cool. He
was like, but let me know when you arrive and
I'll bring some goodies by Yeah, they're gonna roll out
(07:07):
the no carpet for your son. And I'm like, great,
there we go. This is what I'm talking about that's
what my parents did at the Rockies game. Yeah, so
I'm like, this is really cool.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Dad. They have trouble finding us in a three hundred section, So.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I can't wait to see the kind of goodies. I'm
thinking T shirt, I'm thinking a hat, you know, because
he's turning six. Anything to you know, rock.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Right, and they brought up the goodies. The good that's
not you just assuming they're gonna bring something. They said
they're coming with gifts.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yes, So we get there about eight minutes before, nine
minutes before the game, we get to our seats. My
text the dude, hey man, just lets you know we're
in our seats. Blah blah blah. All right, and he
says cool, I'm probably gonna stop buying halftime.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Is this the guy getting fired?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
No, this is the guy that it said if you
need anything, you need to email this guy.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Two weeks notice, got it?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah, so you no two days notice. She quit. Wednesday
was her last day. She was out after that.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Messy flop when he didn't play it hurt the whole stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, ticket sales went down. Yeah, I gotta complaint. I'm
gonna come up there and you guys up man, you
mother curse. Yeah, Messy wasn't even in the game. My
boy taking to see MESSI dibbit yeah usc. So I'm like,
all right, cool. So then about midway through the first half,
it starts raining. I'm like, well, we ain't gonna sit
in his rain, so we move up and my wife's like,
(08:30):
but that dude's coming in halftime. So yeah, but we
can't just sit in the rain get wet just for this.
So we found some seats under the you know, kind
of awning yep, And so I texted you that a man.
Actually we moved to this seat because of the rain,
where you know, the birthday boys in seat whatever. So
halftime comes around.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Keep it really special and special surprise.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
The kids are kind of grouchy, it's been a long day.
They're eating snacks. Dude rolls up and he's got a bag.
That's what I'm talking talking about, a blue paper bag.
Get in your bag. And I'm like, dude, my son's
getting the bag. He's getting that bag. I'm pumped.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Is there any missiles in there?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
No, No, no missiles. All I can see is this big, old,
like soft looking blanket sticking out of the bag.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
You text of hey man, include a couple of beers
and pork missiles for the missiles in me.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah, And I'm like, all right, cool, cool, can't wait
to see what's in it. Can't wait to see what's
in it. And my son is just like, oh, that's
so cool. And he's like, oh, thanks, And my son
is so pumped.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
If possible, including an umbrella.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
And he pulls out the blanket and it's just a
blue gray blanket. They thought you might be cold, and
he's like, it may be a little warm to use this.
It made me a little use the warmness right now.
And I'm like, think it's.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Ninety it's an Indian summer.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
And me and my wife were looking at each other
and were like, it's not even an NFC blanket. It's
just a blue gray mugket Walmart. And then it has
twelve koozies in the bag.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Oh, very useful. They drink juice boxes.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah, not sure how my six year old's gonna use that.
Then it has a tray to make big ice cubes
for a fancy drink.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
That's cool. Oh that's for alcohol. Yeah, I thought your kid.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
And I was like, that's cool, and he goes, oh,
I put that in there for you guys.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Bangs. Man, I don't drink old fashions.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I'm like, all right, cool. Like I'm looking in there,
I'm like, I don't see a hat. I don't see
a shirt. All right, cool? I mean, I mean that's
awesome in it. But they did have a little sign
that said happy birthday and they had written my son's name.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Did bro not stop at the pro shop?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
But then there was the crown jewel.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
The jewel is always the hardest.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Unkempt a water bottle, Nashville SC water bottle, and my
son thought he hit the freaking lottery. Dude. He goes, dad,
Fuck is this it's a water bottle? Oh, he goes Dad,
I am taking this to school.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I can hardly contain my excitement. Son.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
He is like, this is the coolest Dad. Look at
how big this water bottle is. Feel it. It's not
even plastic. This is my water bottle.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
And I was like, okay, he goes, yeah, that's what's up.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
And then after the guy left, you know, he shook
his hand. Thanks man, I really appreciate it. We did
find the little Nashville SC logo on the blanket in
the bottom left corner just didn't. It wasn't like Nashville
sc painted all over it.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
They don't do that. It's very subtle nowadays.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Right, But my son held onto that sign like he
was like, dadd take my picture, take my picture. So
him and his two brothers, you know, they stood on
the stairs and the fields in the background, and he
is smiling ear to ear.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Getting some like eighteen year old dude in turn wrote
it like an hour ago.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Well dude, but he thinks it's amazing, right. He is
just just blown away. And then it's halftime. I'm like,
I gotta go pee, and he's like, I gotta go pe.
Two Mytherston's like I gotta go pee. So all three
of us, all four of us, because the one that
has diaper still wants to go with us. We go
to the bathroom and we're walking. He's like dad at so,
like is that stuff they didn't need anymore? And they
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just gave it to me because it's my birthday. I
was like, no, Bud, the team wanted to give you
a birthday present. He goes, wait, he goes, what do
you you mean the team?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Like, who's the star player?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
He goes like Walker Zimmerman knows it's my birthday. Who's
the other guy, Honey Mook, Dark Dad? And I said, yeah, Bud,
they knew it was your birthday. I said, they knew
it was your birthday and they.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Want thinking about it all game.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
And I said they, why do you think they've been
giving up so many damn goals many they've been worried
about if you got your present or not, like maybe
that guy should have come before the game, so those
players weren't like worried about it. And they get into
have time to see if hated did he get did
baby Box get his presence? Did he get his presence? Like, man,
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that's all? Is that what you're thinking about? Because I
didn't mark that guy because I was thinking, man, did
baby Box get that blanket? Or did he get one
of the twelve koozies or did his brothers steal them all?
And I said no, but yeah, they they wanted to
get you a present. And he goes, so you're saying,
Walker Zimmerman, Honey Mook, tar Shaq Moore, Joe Willison, everybody
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knows it's my birthday and they got that for me,
And I said yes, and he goes that's cool, And dude,
we went back to our seats.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
It rained on the dry erase board. It's all erased.
It doesn't say his name anymore.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
And Ray Culture, I'm telling you, he held onto that bag.
He stood the rest of the game holding that bag
and was not gonna put it down because then nash
He thinks those Nashville SC players gave him those presidents
that he thought.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
It was all this stuff discounted seventy five percent.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Believes that those dollars because before the game, he's like, Dad,
can we go to the gift shop and buy something
for my birthday? Because that's what we did last year.
As we get let him pick one thing.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Out, Wow, how nice did you coach?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
And this year so then no, he picked a blanket
last year that had Nashville SC all over it. This
year he was like, so, Dad, they stopped by the
gift shop and got me this. I'm like, yeah, Buddy
goes during warm ups he was like, man, I'm taking
that water bottle to school tomorrow. And he was so pumped.
He is living his best life. And he went to
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school today and he he's going to school today and
I guarantee he's telling his buddies. Guys, look what Walker
Zimmerman gave me. This is what Honey mook Tar gave me.
They gave me this water bottle. How cool is that?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Good on the ticket rep for the sounds? What are they?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
The National SC?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Good on you?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
But what about me? Telling him? I mean I thought I.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Was good, good, all around, good on Nashville s C.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yeah, hey, it was great. Thank you, National SC.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah, good on you.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
We'll take a break.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
He's like, oh shit, I gotta shit. I didn't fill
this bag. I gotta get some stuff. Just what's a blankety? Hey?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
You know it's Sally and sales is cold in the
office and she probably uses that blanket every day. He's like,
she won't miss that.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
He grabs the dry erase board from the from the
beer thing where they write that date. It's not your
birthday unless it's twenty twenty six, and he right, he
erases it and looks at the email and writes your
kid's name. Real click.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
He was like, I said, hey, man, where are seats?
He goes, uh no, I'll be by a halftime. I'm yeah.
He's like, I gotta put that back together. I forgot
I forgot all about this kid. Yeah, let me let
me see what I can find. Oh man, it was awesome, dude.
But yes, that was the good.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
No, that's good man. All the girls carry those things
around that Morgan has five of them she brings to
the show.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
No, it's not a Stanley. I know, I know, but
it's not a Stanley, Dude. I don't even think it
has a handle. But he was so I'm telling you
you were going to see this water bottle everywhere. He's
gonna carry it everywhere with him.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
And I take that to my soccer game.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Son, He'll say, no, Dad, at that's my water bottle.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Dad.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
I mean, as a kid to think that the players
actually got you a gift, dude, you're not gonna get
a better birthday present now. And the four year old,
on their other hand, he was kite quite distressed.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
He wants something from the Titans and he's just.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Like like he didn't. It's hard for a four year
old to understand that's his older brother's birthday. So he
got all this cool stuff. And here's the problem, Like
I said, NFC is never gonna have a game on
his birthday because he is birth His birthday is in February.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
You go sit in your quarters. I'll come talk to
you in your room in a minute. I'll have them made.
Help him out.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
No, that's not how we talk at our house, but
one that.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Don't be all upset. Go sit by the moat.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
We'll be right back. Yeah, the mics weren't on right now.
Now the bad news. Now, I know what it feels like.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Fucking headphones.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
He gotta bleep it, man.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Yeah, I said these in headphones. Now we're back.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Now. I know what it feels like to be a
fan of like the Dallas Cowboys or last year the
New York Jets. New York. You think, oh, my team
is gonna be amazing. You have the highest payroll in
the league, the Lakers. These teams that spend all the
money and they absolutely suck.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Nashville SC.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
That is Nashville SC.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Oh really, that just beat you here, bunch. I was
being funny.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Ray, I am a season ticket holder. I love going
to the game.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Thank you for listening to Nashville SC Radio. Here in
local Nashville Nashville eighteen twenty talk radio.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
We go to the game Wednesday night. We're so excited.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Oh here, we.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Fired our old coach because we sucked. We have two
players that play for the team USA, the former MVP
of MLS and Honey Moottar and we can't score a
damn goal. The worst raight. We lost three to nothing
on Wednesday night. Three to nothing. That's a blowout in soccer.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
That's football. That's fifty to nothing.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
It is an absolute ass kicking all over the field.
It's so embarrassing, it's so depressing. And here's the sad part.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I bet it before the game.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
No, we have the third highest payroll in all of MLS. Sheeeesz.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Where's that money coming from the scrap yard?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Where is that money going? Who the hell are we
paying you?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
You're a season did No?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I am not getting paid to.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Be a No, you're paying for that roster.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
I am paying for that roster. That is absolute trash.
I don't know what it is. You get your hopes up,
you think, oh, changing of the guard, fire the coach,
bring a new guy in here, we go, Well, we
hired a new guy, but we still have an interim coach.
I don't understand. Why is our coach not coaching the team?
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yeah, this is soccer talk, man, I don't even know
I don't know know bet soccer.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
I hat's not about soccer talk. This is the like
like with the Jayhawks, I always know we're gonna be
pretty damn good, well paid. We know they're gonna be
pretty damn.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Good Adida Scan and most of the time they.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Come through on that. The Bears, I never have expectations
that they're going to be good.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
All this year all hang up and listen.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
This year is different. I'm excited to actually watch the
Bears play football.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Keenan Allen, DJ More, Caleb Williams yes, uh, the guy
from Washington and Doozy Doozy a uh.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
But what I'm saying is this is how people must
feel when you have season tickets and you continue to
go and you continue to support, and it's just dreadful
you have your your team makes all these signings in
the offseason. When Nashville See does it, I don't know
who any of these people are. I'm not gonna add
like I know who. When they sign some guy named Herewood,
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I'm like, oh yeah, cool, he must be good. We
have the third highest payroll.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
I assume.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
I assume that if we have a high payroll that
we should be good because you should be, but we
obviously aren't spending it in the right places or doing
the right thing. And I don't know how you get
but it is so bad to watch. And my kids
get so excited, and then we give up one goal
and they're like, oh, it's okay, we can score two goals.
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Then we give up a second goal and they're like, Dad,
we're gonna lose again.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Yeah, so's dad, We're gonna lose again. No ice cream
after the game, kids, and they are just so mad.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Dad just lost his No, I didn't bet on the game, right,
They are so bad they can't be bet.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
It's tough to go to a game and not bet
on it.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
No, it is. It's really easy. You just buy tickets,
you go to the game, and you watch the game.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
I know the temptation is there, is what I'm saying.
And for me, I dude, I hit about twenty percent
of the games I go to. I miss every Titans game.
I don't no matter who I bet for the over, under,
miss miss miss. What are other teams here? The Preds
never win any of that crap. Believe the Preds game
we bet over and it went two at the soot
of Losers Convention. Yes, they didn't score the entire game.
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There's something about me going to games I cannot win one.
And I told, I warned justin about it. It ain't
real thing.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
The hardest part is not to get just wasted because
you're drowning your sorrows watching this team just get shellacked
up and down the field, get their ass kicked every
single game. It is annoying. It's terrible, it is brutal.
I've never had this experience.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Okay, I have real questions. Does the place sell out?
Speaker 2 (22:17):
No, dude, let me tell you the Wednesday night game.
Plenty of great seats still available, plenty.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
I need to go to my first.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
It might have been half full.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Ray, I always remember your first.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I might maybe half full. It was a ghost town.
And let me tell you, people were heading for the
exits early.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
What is that crime? Is it old young Vandy bros?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Nah? But I think Vandy football had a team outing
because I saw about when we walked in, I saw
about nine guys in Vandy football shirts in about a
four minute period. So obviously it's a Vandy football. It
was a Vandy football bonding experience or something. Trip with
the coach and the players because there was a lot
of them there and I'm just telling you that they
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had to leave early because they were like, this is terrible.
Ray a lot of women from saying you know what
many football said. They said, man, this reminds us was
our football games. Everybody's leaving early. Not it is just depressing.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Yeah, well, Vandy's got construction. Titans Stadium's got construction. It's
tough for sports right now in Nashville. The Titans games
are gonna be unwatchable. I was telling we were at
a family pool party and I looked at the schedule
because I was considering betting that they never win. Was
there a road game or a home game? Home game
that they never win a home game?
Speaker 2 (23:38):
That's a bad bet. Home game always they seem to win.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
One home game, but they did. They won one last year. See,
but this year, I think they maybe beat the Commanders.
Other than that, dude, they got tough games. I predict
Titans go like three and fifteen. Okay, fourteen. But so
with that said, it's just it's gonna be tough. It's
a tough right now in Nashville. Sc not doing well.
Fred's ended up doing surprisingly well We're expected to not
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even make the playoffs. Made it got kicked out, and
then the Titans. It's going to be dreadful, although my
cousin thinks they're going to be amazing.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
What about the sounds, I'm joking. Yeah, No one cares.
No one cares about minor leagues. Here's the thing, Ray
the Banana.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Though.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
On the season, Nashville has only scored twenty six goals,
the second fewest in all of MLS.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
The worst strikers. If you have a kid in your backyard,
we need a striker. USA needs it, the Sounds need it.
Probably your high school team needs it. There's got to
be a four year old striker right now that we
need to get ready for the next Olympic.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
I mean, anybody in high school that can score a goal?
Can you go? Can you send an email to NSC
dot com and say, hey, I volunteer to play for
you guys. I mean the Philadelphia team. They had some
fourteen year old play for.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Him the other night.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
It's amazing, fteen years old and he's playing in the
MLS and we can't score a goal. Dude is already
when he turns eighteen going to Manchester City yeah, it's
in his contract once he signed, Once he turns eighteen,
he becomes a man city player. I'm like, how good
does he have to freaking be to be that way?
Why can't we find any of those in Nashville.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Yeah, the soccer thing, there is a future in it.
We had a softball team up here the other day
women Sadly it did. Yeah, you weren't here. It was
me and Scuba. They're twelve years old, and they put
so much energy into it. It teaches them team aspects,
team chemistry, communication. But other than that, dude, after high
school college, there's no future in softball.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
I mean, there is a women's league, right.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
It's just a dead end. Sadly, because we were asking,
what are you all gonna do? Oh, I don't know,
we just play softball. You probably need a career path
at least the thought. Not one of them knew what
they wanted to do. That's our future.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Man.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
They're good kids though.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Yeah. And then another weird thing that happened at the
game is my son, my six year old now he's six,
was his birthday. He was like, Dad heard Dad Webster.
Webster said he's gonna be here tonight. Kid, from his class.
He's like, Webster said he's gonna be here. You need
to text his mom. See if he's here, Son.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
It is a stadium of forty thousand people over to
my dead body.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
And I'm like, all right, all right. So I tell
my wife, Hey, he says, Webster's gonna be here. He
wants to text his mom and she's like, I really
do it. I was like, no, just say you did it.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
You want me to text?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
And two minutes later, he goes, Mom, have you texted
Webster's mom yet? Have you texted Webster's mom yet?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Yeah? The mom actually said golf.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
And so my wife's like, all right, I guess I'm
gonna text Webster's mom.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Honey, I'm gonna fake text you.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
And so she texted him and she replied to me like, yes,
we're here, We're in section whatever, row whatever, if you
want to meet up in the concourse at halftime. And
I was like great, and my son's like, no, we
gotta go right now. We gotta go right this before
the game is start. We gotta go see Webster right now.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Son. Webster tragically died.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Webster's passed.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
For the gate.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
It's like, all right, look dad, he's alive at school.
So we go down to see Webster, and I mean,
kids are the weirdest thing ever, because he goes up
and he's like, Webster, what's up? And then they just
stand apart and don't even talk, like they both look
different directions and they stand there and I'm like, all right,
let's go back up. He's like, no, Dad, I want
to talk. I want to hang with Webster for a
little bit. I'm not even talking. You're not even talking
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to Webster. And Webster's mom talks to me. She's like,
isn't it weird how kids are?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Yeah, we like to talk a lot, though, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
She's like, she says, they want to be around each other,
but not too close to each other. They're excited to
see each other, but they don't talk to each other.
She goes it really reminds me of middle school with
boys and girls. It's like, oh, I see him from
across the room. It's cool, we're in the same room,
but we're not gonna actually communicate. I'm excited that Webster's
at the game, but I'm not gonna like say anything
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to Him'm just gonna stand in his vicinity. And that
way he knows I'm here. He's here, but I'm excited
to see him.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
You really talk with your chest Webster's mom, I mean eyes.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
It's weird because Webster's mom talked to me and dad
did not talk to me.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Yeah, he considers you a threat.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Hey, turned around, looked at me, and he's all right,
calling the sat back down.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Look in the field. I'm with comfortable silence. Now, if
I don't have anything in common with somebody, I just
stand there.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Well, how does he know he's never talked to me,
So we might have a lot in common. We might
be BFFs. Yeah, you're both guys, and we're both at
Nashville s C. We're both miserable because the team is terrible.
We both have kids, we both have boys.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Webster's dad, how's your marriage? There you go, there's your
talking point. Well, actually it's pretty bad. We're gonna get
a divorced.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Oh oh hey, hey, Webster's dad.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Let's play a little game. I get to know. You
want to go politics or religion first? It's called grab bag.
You want to go politics? Are religion?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
You go first? How often are you guys having sex?
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Webster's dad, Hey, Webster's dad. You know what I mean?
What's your wife's favorite position?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Dude? Remember Amy from The Big Show Four Things with
Amy Brown? You were at an SC game and she
did the same thing as your kid in Webster. Yes,
she texted and said, hey, meet up with me on
the concourse. And you said, I rarely meet up with
you in the breakroom. Why would at work? Why would
I meet up with you in the concourse?
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Why would I want to come up there and see you?
Speaker 1 (29:11):
It's just a thing.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Shit like, It's like you feel like you have to
come say hi because you're at the same stadium when
we work in the same studio every single morning, and
when you leave that studio, you say maybe seven words
to me.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Amy is Webster, Webster is Amy.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
That's deep and we'll take a break.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yeah, right, we got to play golf today.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
I won't play golf.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
I might try and sneak one in. I tried yesterday.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
I only played nine. I can't do it.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yeah, I tried yesterday, took a nap. Nap ended up
being too important and I missed my window and then
it rained and so then I couldn't golf.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
I will say I played the other day, and I
did what you said, man, I played by myself because
I do that a lot, and it was not good.
I didn't make myself laugh very much. I wouldn't cracking jokes.
I wasn't like, oh, you're so funny. I was more
like not hitting the ball great. And then I got
it together. Nine birdie, ten, par, eleven, par and number eleven.
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I pull up to the tea box and there's a
foursome in front of me and they are on the
in they're tee and off and they don't let me
play through, and I'm like, oh, this sucks. So they
hit and they get up on the green. So I
hit my drive and then they're on the green. They're like, oh,
come on, man, you can play through what And I'm like, no,
I'll just get on the next tea box, man, next
tea box. Don't worry about it. They're like, all right, cool.
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So they put out and they go to the next
tea box and I boom. I put it on the
green and second shot, two putt par, go up to
the next tee. It's a par three over water, Like hey, man,
go ahead, go ahead, And I'm like, all right, cool,
cool right in the water, and I'm like and then
one guy's like, well, we're really regretting this decision to
let you play through, funny Jim. And I'm like, yeah,
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it is awkward. And I was like, I knew this
was what happened. This is all and he goes, never fails, man,
someone lets you play through. It's gonna be your worst hole.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Yeah, shut up, Jim.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
So I'm like, all right, get up there again. Oh,
get it, get it all, gets over the water, rolls
right up against the chain leaking fence, but doesn't go through.
All right, play that hole. Good, next hole, good drive,
second shot, yank it into the water. Cool drop? Uh,
next shot, hit a tree into the water. All right, cool,
this is going great man. Yeah so it's a bad round.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Yeah you were rushed.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yeah I was rushed. It was after I hit that
one in the water with them watching. It was just like,
oh man, I'm frazzled, dude. I know I don't have
the mental makeup I guess to be on the PGA. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
The way I knew that I was really seeing the
ball well. The day that I played by myself. I
haven't had free time since then, but I was watching
the ball so much the tea. When it shot up,
it actually scared me. I thought something was like coming
at me. It was my tea. I don't think I've
ever watched my tee spin up.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
It's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
That's how much I was watching the ball.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Now that I have learned how to kind of hit
the ball, it is kind of cool that you're he
flies forward or flies backward or flies up. You used
to I just used to break the tea. Now I
can just like it's pretty fun.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Did you take out of me saying that I played
in normal street shoes anything out of that?
Speaker 2 (32:13):
I know I wore my golf shoes.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
I just don't think I explained it well enough, because
you get something in your head where you think you
have football cleats in and you're about to just drive
through a linebacker for whatever reason. When you have golf
shoes on, use your normal shoes. That's where you're the
most graceful, and you don't try to overswing. It's it, dude,
it's something I'm I don't. I'm not. I don't plan
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on ever using golf shoes again.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
You might want to, because sometimes there's mud.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I don't play when there's mud.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
No, no, but you may not know it may have
sprinkler leak, No, it's sprinkled the other day.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Didn't play I was.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
No, no, no. You may get on a hole and they
may have one sprinkler that is like broken and you
walk up like oh, or they overwatered because it's summertime
and so they watered in the middle of the day
and you walk up, or your ball goes down near
the cree and you don't realize that the mud starts
here and you take a step mud. You need to
wear the golf shoes. I understand you think it doesn't
(33:08):
make you overswing, but yeah, I really struggled with my irons.
My driver wasn't good. I wasn't going straight back. I
was coming sort of and coming across the ball and
hooking everything. It's just a bad day at the golf course,
and it happens sometimes. That's what golf is.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Right, But then that should make your next round when
you actually do hit it flush and you have that
feeling of hitting a ball perfect, feel that much better.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
It makes you feel so good.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
There's nothing better than that. That's why I didn't get
mad at myself when I hit it in the water
that one time because it was one of the best
drives of my life. I hit it over three hundred yards.
I said myself, I'm not even mad at you. That
was beautiful. And I never pull it. That just means
I wasn't slicing. So there's little winds. But yeah, that
sucks if you're going, if you're cutting through somebody, that's
(33:53):
the immediate sign of rushing.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Yeah it was bad. But anyway, now I want to
talk about the season premiere. Man, I'm gonna run no, no,
the season premiere Big Brother.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Man.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
They've really they screwed it up. They've absolutely screwed up
Big Brother Ray.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
I'm gonna be real the pooch.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Do you know what they did? Did you watch it?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
No? No, no, no, I no.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Okay. So the first night, because they're sixteen house guests, right, well,
the first night they only bring eight into the house
and they put them out in the backyard and then
they have this person. They go, all right, you have
a chance to change the game right now. And this
girl pops up and says, hey, my name's Kinsey or
whatever her name was. She she's from San Diego. She
(34:42):
works in a surf shop. She's learning how to build surfboards.
They have a chance.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
If you hook up with her, you win the game.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Wrong. They have a chance to decide if she gets
to live out her dream of playing Big Brother, or
they eliminate her right away.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
So she has there's eight people in the house, so
she has to get a majority and she's able to
come into the game, or that if she gets less
than a majority, she is not gonna play Big Brother.
Her dreams are crushed.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Not that it matters hot'.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Let me see if I can pull up a picture.
I don't know what you like.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
She had blue hair, ray, I don't judge if women
are hot or not. So anyway, so why wuldn't you
immediately a victor? Why would you want one extra person
in the house.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
That's exactly what I thought, right, So people, four people
voted for bring her in the house, four people voted
to not bring her in the house.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
That ain't America, okay. And then it goes Julie Chen
Moonvez is gonna do the final vote.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
No, no, no, Because she didn't get majority, she doesn't
get to come in the house.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Well, we're gonna let a homeless guy in La determine
your fate, sir, yeah, you got any meth. I'm all
messed up.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
And so they're like, well, okay, so she doesn't get
in the house and they go she goes, Okay, I'm
sad that I don't get to come in the house.
But here's the truth. I'm Ai. I'm not a real person.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
The show has jumped.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
The show jumped the damn ray.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Wait did they see her?
Speaker 2 (36:10):
They they showed her on the screen and she looked
like a nor and then they showed like, gosh, they
tricked you.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
It was an Ai fake person and you thought it
was real.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
No. I immediately told my wife was like, that's not
a real person.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
So if they would have had her in, it would
have been Ai.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
No, Ray, I don't think she was ever coming in
the house. So what happens is a no, No, she's
going to be part of the season all season. One.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Guy's like, off, Okay, I mean they're in the house, dude,
they're lonely.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
I understand. But so she says, now I have the
information of who voted for me and who didn't. The
people that voted for me, you have a chance to
win an advantage in the Big Brother game. The people
that voted against me. We're going to play a game,
and whoever gets last place is gonna have their game
almost ruined. Immediately, it's like, what so this AI person?
(36:59):
And then they show how she's gonna be on the
screen in the house like all season. I'm like, I
do not need AI to be interacting with these people
during the game. Absolutely stupid, absolutely dumb, and I hate it.
I'm like this, I watched it. I told my wife,
I said, this is only one night. We've only watched
you know, one hour, two hours whatever we watched of it,
(37:22):
and I am already over this AI. It is going
to be so annoying.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
They overthink the room. It's a bunch of producers who
think they have to out creative the other person they
play god, and in this case, they didn't make the
show better. Stick with the main formulae ingredients, right, you're
making a brownie a hot fudge Sunday. You know, it's like,
go with the brownie, go with the ice cream, go
with the hot fudge. That's the only three ingredients.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
It's easy. Don't don't make it too complicated, don't make
try to make it a Sunday on top of a
banana split on top of you know, a piece of
apple pie. You just want people in a house playing games,
talking strategy, backstabbing each other. I don't need AI getting
to know these people and had to talk to AI
(38:05):
to further your game. It just seems so stupid.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Yeah, they do this, they've Koda ta, what is this stuff?
Koda ra. They do all these weird ass things throughout
the seasons. A lot of them don't work. One of
the better ones was where they had twin girls in
there and they would switch position places. Sorry, I didn't
mean it to sound like a porno, but they had
twin girls and like every night they would switch and
tell the person what they learned, and they tried to
(38:30):
see how far they'd make it in the game. Wait,
they were identical twin girls.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
And so, but there was only one of them in
the house, and then the other one was behind the wall.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Correct, And then they'd switch places, the other girl just
living in the wall the whole day and then switch places.
And I think they made it a long ass time before,
and I don't believe anybody on the show figured it out. Now.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
That's interesting.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
That was interesting. Other than that, it's all been shit.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Last season when they had Si in the house.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
I mean, do stuff like make them go without food.
You know, why don't you take away their dirty maggots
for a night. Stuff like that. That's how the producers
can mess with them, not with AI. And hey, your
second cousin's here to tell you something. Hey, fuck you,
who's this guy? Who the fuck are you? That was
sorry self talk. There's other things you can do than
(39:15):
some big creative AI shit. And that's my two cents.
I'll hang up in list.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
I mean, they already do the II with Zingbat or
whatever the hell like that. That's the only thing you need.
And Zingbot, to me, is the stupidest thing, but people
love him like it's the best thing in the world.
It's not that great. But like last season when they
brought Syrian and had her son in the house and
no one knew that they were mother's son.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Yeah, did I like that.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
That's a huge advantage to a huge advantage. That's such
a huge advantage to them. I didn't like it personally.
I'm like, that's kind of weak.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
And also that these people all you you have no TV,
you have no connection to the outside world. Their mouths
were the exact same. The way they talked, you could
tell they were moments they were somehow related. Not one
person looked at their mouth when they talked. I mean,
I need to be on this show a damn win
the thing going away?
Speaker 2 (40:00):
I mean, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
I just was looking at you guys mouths. They're the
exact same. Are you related?
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Man? You guys look like Man, that's weird because the
girl yesterday she blowing, she had a freckle here, and
you don't have a freckle here, Like, are you guys
like screwing with me?
Speaker 1 (40:13):
The thing I'm not a fan of is when somebody
gets a leg up on the competition. And the leg
up was if you know somebody from before you both
get in the house. I don't like that stuff. Yeah,
it's just throw sixteen people in the house. Let's go social.
It's an experiment who lasts the longest, who makes alliances?
Speaker 2 (40:30):
I can't imagine. I can't imagine being in there for
ninety days. And then that's another thing. The one people
there on there for ninety days, so the other people
only in eighty nine because they didn't have to spend
the first night in there. And the people that are
in their first night. They're already building alliances. When you're
stuck in a hotel and you can't talk to anybody,
it's already a weird game already. By not putting them
all in at the same time.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Yeah, and they get into trends where everybody sucks up
to the head of household and the votes all go
the same.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Oh my god, there's no one that will vote against
the house nobody. I mean, give me a break.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
So one of the better twists they did, there's maybe
been two in the twenty years of the show's been on.
They had a saboteur and so America would tell this dude, Eric,
I believe season seven or eight, they would tell him
what to do, and so he would throw votes and people.
Nobody could figure out where all these random votes were
coming from. Because America is telling him what to do.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
How does he get America's if he's inside, how did America.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
He would go into a room and they'd be like, hey,
this is what America is telling you to do, and
so he'd have to like go dump water on people
and try and get away with it, which was a
huge disadvantage, but that's great. It was amazing, and he didn't.
He lasted a long ass time, but he was a genius.
One of the best social game players ever. His name
was Eric, but dude, he would go and he would
have to like f with people at night while they
(41:43):
were asleep, and if he got caught, he'd get voted out.
He never got caught. I love it. Yeah, and he
got more, That's what it was. He got like twenty
five thousand to do all this stuff.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
That was actually a good twist.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
AI what yeah, AYI I'm out like I'm out, just
like we're out. We're gonna take a break. We'll be
right back. Gotta go to the email.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
This has been a bad one.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Are you gonna talk to me about post malone? Are
you not want to talking about it?
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Is that the email?
Speaker 2 (42:10):
No, I'm asking you trying to think when we were Okay,
here we go. This is from Jesse. Oh hey, I
work at Waterburger in Texas. No sound for us Burger flippers.
Huh yeah flip this nah. Big fan. Just wanted to
shout out my sister for her birthday, who also listens
(42:33):
to the show. Stacy Happy Birthday. On July twentieth, Sore
Losers Nation for Life, so that means her birthday would
be on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Man, uh post he was good. What'd you want to
know about it?
Speaker 2 (42:47):
I mean free beer, free, what I mean, tell.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
The we're I was gonna stay the night at the
radio station anyways, and it Baser wasn't even really into it,
so it ended up just being me and a couple
of Arnold's girlfriend Abby Yeah, and then Lauren, she's the
Penn State girl. She's been on here. And then but
brother and we all went and dude, it was free
bud light, So I mean we sucked off as many
as we possibly could in an hour, heard his biggest hits,
(43:13):
some of his country stuff, and then rocked out with
our cocks out and then we were.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Out and how crop like, how many people in this room?
Speaker 1 (43:19):
I don't know? It was the venue I want to say.
I'm trying to compare it to something you would know,
Oh Sore Losers convention. I would say it was almost
two of the FGL lower rooms, maybe four wasn't that big, So,
I mean there was a room to walk around. I'm
sure there's a lot more at a Nissan show still,
(43:40):
but this when he still had a band, behind him.
It was cool.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Did you tell you?
Speaker 1 (43:43):
I mean I trying to think. I saw Karen Fairchild. Dude,
she was LBT. She was all by herself.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
Really yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
And I'm like when we talk about A listers on
the show, b Lister Steelers, I'm like a d lister
on the show. And she looked at me gave me
a what's up. I'm like, how do you know?
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Me?
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Just said what up? To her? But then every all
the country stars were there. I mean, Daniel Bradbury's over
there with her boyfriend. I'm like, are you a post one?
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Wha whah wah wait she got a plus one because
we didn't get a plus one?
Speaker 1 (44:13):
I know? And so I was one? And are these
country stars? Were they all supporting post Malone or where
they just? Did they get free tickets or are they
part of the same label? But dude, everybody was there.
It was a who's who? We kept saying, we go,
this is a star studded event. Just Red Akins, walks by,
Dylan Carmichael Boom, Warren Zeider's oh hey, Ian Munsick, oh hey,
Ashley Cook nice number one song? Left and right, dude,
(44:35):
people from Lady A. I thought I saw Luke Bryan's wife,
but it was just a lookalike. Then there was some
other porn chick. She's a golfer Jen. She did some
sort of ironic Nah, I don't know. She did some
sort of porn. I could have swore she was there,
but the face just didn't match up. But it almost
looked like her. Jim Edmonds, that's random, dude, he's there.
(44:59):
He had some other wife daughters. I don't know, but
he was with some other girls. Hey, Jim, the hell
have you ben? How's maguire? He was just pounding the
free beers. Man, who wasn't That's what it was. Yeah,
it was totally free. Twisty sixteen ounces and the free
cans to twelve ounces as many as you could grab.
Pitts kept coming over with like three of them, and
he would drop one since they're free, and he'd crush
(45:19):
it and kick it away. I'm like, brother, just because
it's free, I mean, you could just waste to throw
beer out there.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Hey, spills one drop if it's not full. I don't
want to get that out of here.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Brother. Now, all of a sudden, we're rich and we
can't we can afford beer. What the hell are you
doing all right?
Speaker 2 (45:35):
We got an email? Oh hey yo, cat Here was
driving by Bikini Hill at Sewell Park the other day
on my way home like I do every day. Ray
will know what I'm talking about, and drove by the
old golf course on Aquahanna Springs. I forgot to tell
you all. That course has been gone for like ten years.
(45:57):
It's the Innermural Complex. Now soccer, that stupid ultimate frisbee
sport and the cross No more golf. Also, when the
hell are the MLB All Star teams going to go
back to wearing their own jerseys and not these horrible
fresh out of the Ross Clarence Rack uniforms. I agree
with you one hundred percent. If you're why are they
not wearing their Pirate shirt, their Cub shirt, their Ranger shirt.
(46:21):
They should all have their team jersey, the team they
played for war that jersey, those stupid little white colored
They looked terrible.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Yeah, the betting account was cleared out from the home
run derby the night before, so didn't even watch it.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
We were in Dallas last weekend for Cole Wetzel's Bday
Partney and I ran into Dak and Michael Irvin at
Western Western Stonebriar Golf Club. I asked them if they
listened to the potty and they said they will check
it out. I guess I'm just out here networking and
doing Arnold's job for him since he's on FCC suspension. Furthermore,
(46:56):
I have no more mister kat Dick.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Yeah, that golf course was awesome. That was the first
time I ever played golf. At that golf course in
San Marcos, Texas. You could go for twelve dollars. Who knows.
So I played all summer because I was working at
Walmart distribution center and then I'd go golf right after
my shift. That's really where I learned the game.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
I did run across country meet there, okay, yeah, back
in high school we didn have a cross country meet there.
I do remember that. Never played golf there.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
Me and South Beach we started playing golf there. He
would beat me by twelve. Now smash cut twenty years
I beat him by twelve. Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
Hey, it comes full circle.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
Yeah. Was he lying about running into dak I don't
think so. Oh the Cole Wetzel dude, He's got a
song called high Road. It is amazing with Jesse Murph
look it up.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
No idea, but I will say that I was after
we saw Webster at the game NSC game. We were
walking up the stairs and this dude stepped out in
the aisle stuck his hand out.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
Hey kid, I've been in town for a month. And
I was like, don he running into you?
Speaker 2 (47:58):
And I was, Oh, dude, what up? TK What up?
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Dude? What up?
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Tk K used to play soccer with him. I've always been
going on, man, oh nothing, man, just chilling. I was like, oh,
you got some good seats here. He's like, yeah, man,
I got three seats, my wife and no one else
once ever comes. I'm usually here by myself, just chilling
right here, and he goes, dude, let me tell you.
He was like, I don't know how I came across
it about two months ago. I don't know if I
(48:24):
saw you on Instagram or what. He goes, but I
found that podcast.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
You do no man, I'm on TikTok.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
He goes, Dude, it's great, so freaking funny. He's like,
I had no idea you did that. He goes, podcast
is fantastic.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
Why is he gassing you up?
Speaker 2 (48:42):
And I was like, man, he goes, Yeah, So I
just randomly found it two months ago. Dude, I saw you.
I saw a little clip on Instagram. I was like,
all right, dude, he's good to see you.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
Man.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
I was like all right later man, I was like,
thanks TK, thanks for the shout out.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
Man, I'll never forget those memories on the soccer field,
picture anything else.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
Man. Yeah, one more email, Yeah, lunch and Ray just
want to thank you for doing this podcast.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
Yeah, you guys are welcome, man, because we're gonna jump
the shark soon.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
You two make me laugh and helps me enjoy my
work days. I also wanted to join you guys for
the convention every year, but I'm I'm worried Sore Losers
Nation would turn me in to a trucker or take
advantage of me or something like that. Keep up the
good work and so you know. I always fast forward
past any guest on all pods. I listened to sow.
Speaker 1 (49:29):
Well, don't listen next week we got a.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
Guest hold on. I'm trying to make sense of it.
I always fast forward past any guests on all pods.
I listen to so F having the guest best regards, Cray.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
Yeah, they just enjoyed the banter. Uh, that's a great segue.
We have a guest next week.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
Yeah, we do, so god.
Speaker 1 (49:54):
De select the guest option.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
All right, well man, we'll cancel.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
No. I already told t paper for doing it.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
No, Craig said he done like guests. Man.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
No, we finally have confirmed a guest. I gave him
an hour window. So this guest is just gonna be
waiting out of the big show for us to be done.
We have our first guest in months. Guys, are we
gonna tease it at all?
Speaker 2 (50:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (50:14):
It's uh somebody. It's a man. There you go. Yeah, Ray,
they also live on planet Earth.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
They're a human. It's not Ai. I'll tell you that. Yeah,
all right, we're out. Have a good weekend.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
Yeah, hang this one up.
Speaker 2 (50:28):
What do you mean this was good?
Speaker 1 (50:30):
No? Man, I ran out of steam.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
I know you did. You're just like anything else. You're like, Ray,
tell me all about posting, and you were like, all right, cool,
I went to post like earlier, earlier, when I asked
you about posting, you had all this energy, these funny
stories about how you're at the bar and he hit
that first lick of the song, and you just said
I screw the drinks and you ran out to the
I was expecting that energy, but all I got was yeah, man,
(50:53):
that's good.
Speaker 1 (50:53):
Body that got rocks. It was pretty. That song is sick.
The fact that he played it first. Abby's all running
out there, Arnold, nowhere to be seen.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
Yeah, there's no plus ones.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
Man, let me go.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
You can hang up, dude, I already don't know.
Speaker 1 (51:13):
Man. Oh I want to say about the US Open
just offhand?
Speaker 2 (51:17):
Or how about the British Open.
Speaker 1 (51:18):
Yeah, the mics are off their US Open played in
the UK. Every one of the guys I picked in
the Sore Losers tournament on Facebook is plus seven or
I got plus seven guys and plus five guys. The
only the leader is harming it plus two. Everybody else, dude,
has got scores that you and me get me. I guess.
I mean it must be chili dip Central. I'm not
(51:40):
able to watch it, but they must be hitting water
balls chili dipping. I mean pick pick plays, dude. What
happens if the ball's money, man, they gotta let them play.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
That's that's great.
Speaker 1 (51:50):
I've never seen scores this high. Zalator is plus seven.
Rory plus seven Tom Kim plus seven?
Speaker 2 (51:59):
Yeah, Tom, what the was that? Pluss America?
Speaker 1 (52:04):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (52:04):
In one of my polls, I meant to pick Colin
Moorekawa and I looked at the my sheet and it
was like Xander Shopfleham. I didn't pick his ass, but
glad I did. Yeah, he's leading, he's doing better and
breaking more cowa? Where the hell is more cowa?
Speaker 1 (52:18):
Did Tiger even make the trip?
Speaker 2 (52:20):
I haven't even Oh dude, did you not see him
talk trash?
Speaker 1 (52:23):
Just recreate the audio?
Speaker 2 (52:25):
So Colin Montgomery, I was like, well, why is he here?
He should a attired. It's embeteressing, it's sad. And they
asked Tiger about it and he goes, I'm exempt until
I'm sixty. He's not. Ah, that's fire man, I mean
straight great, And it's just like I can make that decision.
(52:46):
I'm exempt. I can come until I'm sixty. He can't.
I mean just repeated it like twice and was just
like so, I don't know why who cares about him
or you know, just like boom burned. His ass is great.
Speaker 1 (52:58):
That's how America used to be. Man, You say stuff
to each other face to face, not this Twitter and tic.
Speaker 2 (53:03):
Tac yeah, and a London ad Berg. I mean, great job, dude.
Geez Mara Cowie, you suck mothers.
Speaker 1 (53:11):
Ad thing man when you're playing golf. You got a
hot too, Spit on that thing.
Speaker 2 (53:19):
Oh I thought you're hanging up, dude,
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