September 4, 2026 • 41 mins
Happy Birthday to Raymundo!!! Our boy is turning 41 and we talk about the best things from his 41 years on Earth. Ray explains why he will never see your birthday messages even though he wants you to send them and we talk about his birthday plans. The NFL is 5 days away so we celebrate by spinning the wheel to determine draft order for The Sore Losers Fantasy Football League! Also we read some emails for Sore Losers Nation and Lunchbox gets scolded by a principal.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, what day is it?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Oh? It is almost your birthday, man, Happy birthday to you.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
No, it is one hundred and forty six days until
the Sore Losers Convention in Nashville, Tennessee, brought to you
by our presenting sponsor, Freeland Chevroley. Would like to say
Happy birthday, Ray. And I just I am in bed
with those boys. I put up a graphic on the
Instagram and then I also retweeted one of their videos.
(00:30):
Hopefully they get some burn and then we have got
to have a Lord's supper you me Richard Lewis, and
just see if they're happy they partnered with us.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, they're gonna be happy. I mean, tomorrow is not
a good day because it's your birthday tomorrow, and I
don't want to take away from the birthday birthday festivities.
I'm sorry that I don't have a birthday canon to
spray confetti all over the room like you did for
me last year. I just sit here and I say
happy birthday. So I hope that is good enough. I
hope Sore Losers Nation sends you lots of love tomorrow,
(01:04):
because when you turn forty one, when you wake up,
you'll be forty one years old, and that's pretty crazy.
I won't see it.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I uh not that I'm dying.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I didn't know. Oh sorry, just on your birthday, you're
not gonna get on social media.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
That was morbid. I will see my birthday. I'm saying,
I'm not gonna see the Facebook. I got logged out
of Pablo Slater. I have no idea the pass whoh
oh no.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
So with that said, thank you for all the messages.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, thank you to advance.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I won't see it.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I will take a screenshot. I'll text it to you
tomorrow and be like, happy birthday, and happy birthday from
sore losers Nation. You can't do password recovery, man, have
you ever tried that?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
You think I have a spared dick to say, dear Facebook,
what is my password recovery? I don't have a spare
ounce of energy.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
You're right, I understand, you know what you know? What
I hate is when I go to a website and
I have to open up whatever you know, and I
say and they say, would you like to use a
strong password? And I'm like, sure, use the strong password.
Here's the problem. Then I go back to that website
and I have no idea what that strong password was.
It was like four q x Y exclamation point plus
(02:22):
sign equals sign. I'm like, well, my bad, should have
wrote that down, and you found out the hard way.
I played hard nuts with our company. They keep making
us change our password every week. So years ago, I said,
what if I just add numbers to it? Really show
the big man. Well, I still continue.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
To add numbers, and you learned that when you entered
my password it is sixteen of two digits times two
thirty two numbers after my password.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Now that's funny for our company email. My password is
now up to Nashville twenty two. I started it Nashville,
then Nashville one, Nashville two, and now I'm at Nashville
twenty two.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
So I thought it was gonna be funny. I probably
shouldn't have said that on here, but it is really annoying.
There's no way they can get in because there's now
a secondary. You're right, you're right, my bad, but I
have to now enter thirty two numbers.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
That's insane.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
The joke is on me.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Hey, I'm so funny, And they said, well we got you.
You think you're funny, You been checkmate.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
And then I did at one point go vulgar. Oh
it is still vulgar. And then I had to tell
the So it's vulgar, and then thirty two numbers. But
I had to tell the engineer. Sometimes they'll get in
they're like, hey, just some proxies, we gotta run check
out some stuff. Password please, and it's like a very vulgar,
vulgar sexual position, oh man, And so I had to
(03:57):
head to the engineer.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
So it's missionary. And then twenty two numbers.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Got it, and I've had to tell Scooba before. Oh man,
come on, and I mean, you can't leave it out
because it's a password. They have to enter that correct
and so it's just it here it is.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah. Oh that's awful, man. We better start the show right.
So to me, I mean, I can't believe you're so
you're forty one tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Huh yeah, forty two, Well, we're not going to get
into that.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
You're forty two.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Well, you're a year older than your actual stage.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Okay, let's just do the day. I'm not going to
do that. But that's crazy to me.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Why all you guys are midle forties.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Okay, I know, but I'm just saying like I I
didn't see yes, forty man, I know you as like
thirty four. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
See, I was never that younger, younger than you guys.
I was kind of always on the periphery, right, So
it's not, oh my gosh, you just turned thirty. You
were always viewed as a little guy. No, I'm always
kind to you guys. Age.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah, that's what's weird, because like the girl the neighbors
that are going with us to Las Vegas, she's only
thirty four.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I think, whoa did you ask her parents?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I was like, you're how old? I'm only thirty four?
Dang man, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Angelina might be younger thirties. How old is justin same age?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Forty one?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah, okay, we're all the same age. The Dodds me justin.
There's some other people thrown in the mix. Billy all
the exact same age.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I knew Billy was because you guys went to college together.
You were in the same class. I understood that. Stanislavsky,
same thing, got it, Miller, same thing. I totally understand that.
But yeah, man, that's wild, wild.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Ray We're going with a thirty four year old girl
to Vegas.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Well, I mean, that's what's crazy to me is I
didn't realize she was so young. And we started talking
about something and she was having her third kid, and
I'm like, dang, that's crazy having it in your late thirties.
She goes, I'm only thirty four. I'm like, oh, so,
like I met you when you were like twenty nine,
that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Never guessed an age, or if somebody's pregnant.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
You should never guess an age. But I just assumed
she was my age. And it's no. It's sort of
like my neighbor he's turning forty this weekend and he
wants us all to go camping. Well you know why Yeah,
because I won't tell anybody. Yeah, you know the old
joke it goes.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Listen, if you and me were camping and some stuff
happened at night where you ended up with like your
clothes off, dead serious Monday at work, would you tell anybody, no,
you want to go camping? But it is so true,
(07:04):
would you tell anybody no? No, no, hey man, I ended
up naked in a tent randomly at a campground.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
It's so you can't tell anybody, but you have to
tell somebody, like, hey man, if Bill comes to you,
he's like, hey, you want to go camping. You have
to say no because the strangest thing happened, really Bill
from accounting, because he asked me to go camping in
two weeks. I'm glad you let me know. Or you're right,
you just take it to your grave, and then that's
gonna happen to someone else. I don't know what you do.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I'm talking about the joke. The reason it's a not
a literal, for instance, it's from accounting.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
It's a perfect joke, but it's a perfect scenario.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
It's a perfect joke because you just end up naked
in a tent, like you're not gonna be like, honey,
it was really weird.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I ended up.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
You're not gonna tell your wife. It was so weird.
Nothing happened. You were just naked in a tent. So
of course you're not gonna tell anybody because it's kind
of embarrassing. So your answer to that question always is no,
why would I tell somebody?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Okay, perfect, you want to go camping. It's I mean,
it is so simple. It is such a simple joke,
but it is so perfect. Like wherever you're at this weekend, whatever,
you're doing this weekend when you're out celebrating Sisson Ray
Mundo's birthday, please tell that joke in his honor. Whoever
(08:29):
you're sitting at the bar next to you're at the
grocery store of the person's you know, the cashier. Do
the joke to everybody and anybody this weekend and just
see their reaction, because it's gonna be phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Let's do this one for Richard Lewis.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Let's let him hear us all.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
The way outside of Nashville and Freeland. Chevrolet.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
We'll do it for you boys.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Let's do it for raised birthday. Ray. This one's for you.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Manoo, dude, sore loser.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
What's up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I give the sports facts my sports
opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I took six months off of McAfee. I am back.
Oh maybe now that it's football season, I'm starting to
listen again. And that tends to be what happens with
our listeners. So there's gonna be a lot of people
listening now that didn't listen all summer. So what up y'all?
Had his scisson from the North Alpha male live on
the north side of Nashville, two acres with baser, two
kids at her eggs at Vanderbilt. Justin should be checking
on him instead, He's on a dinghy young gun lake
(09:36):
in Michigan, probably gambling. And he sent me one of
the most random texts of all time that, really, without
any further ado, needs to be read right now.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
We would like to hear it.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
He said, f Arnold's army is in our division again, wtf?
I thought he was in some other division. Then he
texts Angelina's blank she looks great in our picture on
the website.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah, she really does.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
And then there's a random video of her golfing. Oh
fucking way, God, damn it. He just sends me that,
and he says, if we win, you have to post
(10:27):
this picture of her and me. And I said, I'm
busy at work. I'll talk to you in two weeks.
Like what is he talking about.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
If you win the league or if you just win
one game?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I guess if we win the league, you can see
the picture of them together. Here's the picture he wants
me to post as our new team picture.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Oh he wants credit. Oh, look at it? What is
that leather jacket? Yeah, he screwed the pooch on that one. Dude,
he's an idiot. Yeah. I don't know what happened there,
but that golf swing sounded good. I liked how she
had her shirt kind of tied in the front.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
And college softball player? Really, where she go to college? Man,
we've talked about this so many times. We can't repeat
ourselves now that we're old.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I honestly got have no idea where she played.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
College in the Chicagoland area.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
So she went to the same college as you in Chicago.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
No, no, no, she went to It was d one though,
to Paul, not Northwestern. Not to Paul. Maybe Lasale La Saul.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Lasal got it? Yeah, got it? Man, that I had
something I was going to tell you about Justin. Oh,
I don't know, but we'll read an email. Since you
said you had to read that from Justin, I got
something for you, sub Fellas and Ray. Okay, for the
fourth year in a row, I've signed up for the
Fantas League and I have still never been picked. I
(11:51):
don't have social media, so I don't know if y'all
are even getting my entry, so can you make sure
email me back privately like usual. I hope you didn't
read that part, so that's annoying. I'd love to be
in the league this year, but I mean maybe next year.
I need to. I'm sober and hate my life. Division.
That way I can have all the sober people kind
of keep up the good work and Ray stop giving
(12:12):
in about the haters. You and Lunch are great together.
It works so well even if you would be the
female in the relationship. It works okay on bored, So
before I go, let's play a round of Mary f
kill Abiza, Scuba, Steve and Justin bless Giga, Maggie's and
the Longhorns and f the Longhorns, Cat Dick so f
(12:36):
Mary kill Abiza, Scuba and Justin.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Can we not have one chick?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Man?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I would?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I guess I'm gonna kill Scuba. I gotta Mary, Justin,
I gotta sleep with Abiza.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Uh beeva, I'm gonna marry Scuba? What the what do
you mean? What the like?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
You and Scuba a kind of fire and ice. You
guys are always yelling at each other. That's your marriage.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I understand.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
You marry the person you think you'd get along with
the best.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Well, yes, I really appreciate Justin, but he would lose
all my money gambling, Okay, Like I don't want him
at the casino with my money. Like just we're bankrupt,
living on the side of the road on a dinghy
on gun lake. I don't want that.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Oh that's his current life.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Yeah, so Justin is out. I am, I am.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
You're gonna have to sleep with a Visa too.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I'm gonna sleep with a Beza and I'm gonna kill Justin.
I'm marrying Scuba. I'm killing Justin, and I'm Effan's Abiza
Abiza and you're done with Ray. Can you come in here.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Oh that's gonna make his day.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Oh, he's gonna be so happy.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
He's not gonna know the other options.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
He's gonna be mad that we didn't marry him.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
The other options were two other guys in their mid forties. Aisa,
we chose.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
You, Hey Beeasic. Congratulations man, Oh cat Nick, thanks for
bringing the great email. Man, we really appreciate that. I'm
glad you're still alive. I hadn't heard from you in
a while.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Oh my gosh, it so he's off the wagon, or
he's on the wagon.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
No, he's on the wagon. He is sober man, he
is done four locos no more. That used to be
his drink of choice.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
There is more and more people that are choosing well,
maybe it's a California sober or you know, I didn't
do the shrooms as well.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
What is California sober man?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I believe they still smoke. Oh, And there is a
difference so that people say, hey, you people out there
saying your sober? Are you sober sober? Orre you California sober?
Because if you're gonna collect the tokens, you better be
sober sober. And then I've also seen clips where I
don't know if it was Ai okay, but I believe
(14:54):
it was not Gavin Adcock. It was I don't want
to eat, It was Ai. It was a country music artist.
This way, we can't get in trouble, okay. And he said,
I don't see why you have to go sober. He goes,
if I see one more person come out and say
they're going sober, why can't you just have a couple
of drinks? And I believe it's an addiction, so that
(15:20):
that isn't an option, And yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I wish I would have seen that. I didn't see that.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
It wasn't It was not Gavin ad all right, that's okay,
back top, guys, look it up. It may have been AI,
but it was on a podcast and he said, I
if one more person says they're gonna go sober, I'm
gonna punch him in the face. He said, why can't
we just have a couple of drinks.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
May have been AI, may have been AI. I don't
know anything about it. I don't do AI. I don't
know how to do AI. A lot of people make
these videos AI and I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Hold on, did you spin the wheel? What when we
did our fantasy? Did you spin in a wheel?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
That's AI. You didn't physically spin a wheel? Did you do?
That's AI? No, anything generated on a computer to make
your life easier is AI. You use AI and you
don't even know it.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Spell check is AI? Uh? Yes?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
The program that you enter in our audio when it
does those titles at the bottom on iHeart do you
type all those titles?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Yeah you do. I come up with the title every time.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
But there's a title every segment. Yeah, that's AI. Because
bezer goes Man. You guys do these creative titles. I'm like, Bezil,
that's AI. You think Lunchbox is in there doing How
can I do this title so it's cute?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
C No, I do do that.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Not for each individual segment, No, No, just the episode
that's AI.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
God it we're using AI and you don't even realize it.
But we do need people to hit the subscribe button.
And guys, when you're leaving your house, just play an
episode on whatever you have. The smart people, the Alexas
of the what is the other ones? Uh? Just Surrey, Surrey,
(17:12):
use all them. Just play an episode. Tell your friends
we need the downloads.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Well, let me say this, though I don't know if
we necessarily do. This is our most downloaded part of
this year typically football season, right right, Baser. It is
right around closing time three point fifty every day. It's
kind of awkward when you're in the room. Can I
I'm gonna play you guys podcast. I want to listen
a little bit. She's she's listening again. Wow, I don't
(17:40):
know what happened. Maybe we've worked on our cadence. Maybe
it were more listenable.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Batter's Box informed me that he has caught up on
the pod. He was about four or five episodes behind.
He caught up.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Wow, so he's gonna hear when we ripped on him
about getting rocked by a ut baseball player.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, he told you. He said, if Ray wants to
step into the batter's box, he will gladly pitch to you.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
I mean, I'll but it's not that crazy of a
challenge because I played baseball, So it's not like we're saying,
oh Andy Roddick, I'll face a serve against Andy Roddick.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Correct. And it's not like he's been pitching. I mean
his arm has to be jello by now, and I
mean I guarant he's probably lost fifteen miles on the fastball.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
We're gonna do a live stream and he'll throw one
past me. One will be wildest crap. I'll foul off
a couple of them, and one of them will hit
five feet heck of a bit.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Guys, that's great, glad you flew all up here.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
He won't strike me out. I won't get a big hit.
It'll be just like a saw job or a little
number that goes two feet.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah. I mean, I don't even know how I mean,
he hadn't thrown it, probably hadn't thrown a curveball in
twenty years, so I mean, how good could it be?
It can't be sharp?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Well, and I hadn't thrown a baseball until with my
nephew probably ten years and arm hang in the next day.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Yeah, isn't that if you're playing baseball in college? Yeah,
that's why he went not basketball. I could I forget, dude,
we're old, I forget, but.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Yeah, but yeah, yeah, so that is actually interesting because
he did get a scholarship, a two sport scholarship, but
he's only playing one sport.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah, it was a Yeah, it was a in high
school two sport, but it didn't mean in college sports.
That's what confused me as well.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Got it. We'll take a break. We'll be right back. Ray,
you know what we gotta do. Man, it's a big
day here. I mean, we got this wheel pulled up
and we gotta spin it. We just had to spin it.
We have to spin for draft because the season starts
on Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Because NFL's after college college is.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Is rocking and rolling. Okay, I mean, it's your birthday,
so I'm gonna do I'm gonna do Batter's Box division.
Here we go. We're gonna spin the wheel and listen.
I don't even know if you want the number one.
Oh my god, first person, Batter's Box. Let's see who that.
That's not good. Let's see what he gets.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Oh man, I mean there's two clear cut first one
and two picks. It's that Gibbs kid and the kid
for Atlanta.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Other than that Jamar Chase.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Oh yeah, okay, so there's three clear cut guys. Other
than that, it's a wash. You probably want it. So
if you're not top three, you want to be back end.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Yeah, Batter's Box got number twelve. That's that's tough, man.
That's a tough look for Batter's Box.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
It's back to back though, So he could get a
mon Ron and a Gen T Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Now Ron Younger and Jan Runggren, Stacy's wonderful husband. You
are drafting number six, number six? Wow, that's the area
you don't want to be like five six. I feel
like that is just the middle of nowhere. Donald Burham,
let's see where he's gonna. Yeah, man, that's tough.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
I disagree with you. The worst is Batter's Box. Unfortunately,
he's gonna get good players. But it happens so fast
you only have thirty seconds to pick two guys.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Yeah, Donald Burham, he is the fourth pick. And what's
crazy is there's still like six people that haven't even
logged into their team yet. Next is gonna be Luis
her Harmon, like Martinez Brothers hadn't logged in, Kelly Jones
hadn't logged in. Martinez brother you're number eight, you're drafting
number eight, Congratulations.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
And that Arnold's army. What are the odds he's in
our division again? And all he did was send us
the dumbest trades all season.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Dude, I'm glad you said that, because I'm in another
league where it's a dynasty, where it goes all year long,
and the dumb trades have already started, like offering Antonio
Gibson for somebody Antonio Gibson, and even on a football.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Team, I would take it if maybe gets picked up.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Uh Brett Andrew Gosney. But yes, it's that time of
the year where the stupid trades just come flooding into
your inbox.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
What about the Robinson kid for the kid out of
San Francisco.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Oh, Brian Robinson. Both of them got shot him and Pearsall. Yeah,
but Pearsaw's out for the year.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Well, and then another guy that got shot is that
guy from Mazoom Hardy. So we had three guys get
shot in the last three years.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
That's crazy. Uh, Brett Andrew Gosney, you're drafting third and
you're you're doing your draft early. We changed the draft
time on yours because, oh dude, I didn't know this guy,
Jose Zapatta. You know who that is. Yeah, it's that
dude from Vegas convention. Yes, he was from San Antonio.
(22:50):
He was supposed to come again, but then he had
a baby. Okay, and he almost bought a Raiders bomber
jacket after we got off the wheel, and then he
was I was like, dude, you're not even a Raiders fan.
He goes, good, point, I only I need to buy
this because like he was trying it on looking in
the mirror, and his girls like, dude, that that jacket
looks awesome. I remember, and he was like, I'm gonna
(23:11):
buy this, sucker. I think this is him. Man. I
hope I'm right, but if it's not, then I'm talking
about a whole different Jose Zapata. But that name sticks
a bell and Jose Sapata. You are drafting number two.
You are in the second pick. That's wild. I wonder
whatever happened to him. I haven't seen him in a while.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
So you already did your division? No, we did Vegas division,
so we still got mine and yours. Ye, Sean Holmeski,
Sean Holmeski, let's see what you got. Maybe Justin's off.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Oh seven?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Are you doing my division next?
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Yeah? I'll do your division next. Why do you want
to call him for a live chat?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
He's working?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Oh dude, he used to have so much time off
when he worked at Vandy. He would hit me up
back when I had time off, and he'd be like, hey,
I'm done early on a golf of noon. Never does
he get done. I get a text at five pm,
exhausted getting some food, going to gun Lake. Or it'd
be oh, hey, can you do it? He said he's
off on a Tuesday. That's why we did the draft.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Then, oh smart, Steve James. Here we go, Steve James.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
I actually think he's been clean. I haven't got a
gun Lake text in a while. Five for Steve James,
which is good. What's probably getting colder up there that
he can't really go on Gun Lake anymore? Bro? Gun
Lake is the casino. You think he really goes on
a dinghy fishing every time?
Speaker 2 (24:40):
What you have been telling me this for how long?
And this whole time? I thought it was a damn lake.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
It is, and he went on it one time. He
said his boat doesn't work. And remember the picture of him.
He was on some floating dock. He wasn't even on
his boat. I don't think his boat works. He goes
to Gunlake to gamble, not to fish.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I'm an idiot, dude.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
What did you think this was pure Michigan he's out
there fly fishing. No, he goes over there hate and
work with two hundred dollars. He gets cleaned out at
Gun Lake Casino within ten minutes. Every time he goes
there with his brothers. They get absolutely hammered and wake
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up in the morning and they're two hundred dollars poorer
every time. What do you think he's out there fishing
for trout? He's on his dinghy, dude. He said he
tried to fire up the boat once and it didn't work.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
I am such a dumbass. This all time. I was like,
I thought he really went fishing. I didn't know the
casino was at gun Lake.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
It's gotta be on water, he said, it's a beautiful casino.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
And then you know what's fuddy is I did Louise Harmon,
and I don't know what numbers she got. I have
no idea. I didn't write it down.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Well, if it spins again, it won't show that same number, correct,
so we can come back to it.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
But the problem is if that number has already been drawn.
I have four numbers left on the wheel, one, six, ten,
and eleven. And I said, oh, Louise Harmon, And then
I don't know what number it was.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Right, but I'm guaranteeing you whatever number it was won't
show in the next three No, it will because it's
still on the wheel.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
What I do is I had to remove them. God,
I'm an idiot.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Can you does it show right now? Is there a
mouse on.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
It or something? Well, Louise Harmon was two spins a go.
I don't even know if I set a number. I
don't even know if I spinned the number on Louise Harmon.
So I'm gonna spin the number now. And this is
Louise Harmon's.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah, it's just like at the casino.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
If it's it's a red ten, and if I if
she had a number earlier, then that's my fault. I
don't know. I started talking about gun Lake, Mickey Knott nuts,
Mickey Nuts. God, I'm such an idiot. Eleven Mickey Nuts
is eleven. Wow, it's coming down to it. It's Jeff
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Baird or Jie Jessica Hun. Six and one are left,
six and one both are good spots. Yeah, Jeff Baird,
you are up here, we go. Do you get one
or do you get six?
Speaker 1 (27:34):
I'd want to know the studies on people who got
the number one draft picked and who won. I bet
it's not the person who got the number one draft pick.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Jeff Baird, you have the number one pick. Good job,
bear Baar down man, Jie Jessica Hun, you have the
sixth pick or the ninth pick?
Speaker 2 (27:58):
That's a nine. That was definitely a nine. I can't read.
I'm losing my mind.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
We still got to do two more divisions?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Yeah, two more divisions. I can. I'll speed it up.
I can do two second spins.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Would you like that? Yes?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Because I really don't think draft order matters. I'm telling
you guys right now, the person to draft first.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
You don't think they win?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
No, because it's such a crutch. Oh, I'll just take
one of these. Get no, do your research, Get be
a number nine pick, and do some damn research. You're
in the trenches, you're like, all right, how am I
going to do the app And then you get another
pick coming back, the number one pick to nail that.
I mean, who the hell was it last year? There's
no way it was who everybody? No way it was
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a Gibbs number one pick. Come on, Saint Aman. He
was a letdown dude. He is so good armand I've
always wanted him on my team. Well, now they ain't
got that backup kid running back. They're not going to
the run wide receivers as much as they used to.
You're going to be a run first team.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
So uh yeah, I agree with you.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
God before the guys are stacking the box and then
yet I'm on Ron, the Saint Bron and Megatron out
in the flats.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Okay, are you ready for your division? Man? Yeah, you're ready.
Here we go. Do you want Austin Blake Lacey to
have the number one pick cause he does. Ray. Now,
Branson Miller's up right now we are spinning for Branson
Miller and he has the tenth pick. Branson Miller, you
are drafting number ten and Branson you might want to
log in to the website because as of today you
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hadn't logged in. So I mean, I don't know how
you're gonna draft if you don't even log in, Ryan
Schlam slam.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
But also you can rip on these guys.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
I mean, well they have jobs.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
But also the season isn't started yet.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
I know, I know, the draft's only a few days away.
Though it's three days away, Ryan Schlam, you are draft
pick number twelve, twelve job slammy. Richard Atkins is the next.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Give him one.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Richard Atkins has got one. You're welcome. You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
You said it, he got it? Well, I have phone
with GENI.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Number one, Richard Atkins remove.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
What is that thing? Got ai voice on?
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Yeah? What do he? Uh? Jolene Kleinbeck, dude, this is
definitely she is definitely a teacher. Like just that name
Kleinbeck sounds teacherish. She's definitely a teacher. Let's see what
she's got. What do you want her to have four eight.
Good try job, Joelene, you said it too late, had
already stopped. Dude, when it comes up on you. Nathan Perkins,
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Nathan Perkins, you're gonna have number two. Good job perk,
Good job perk. He's the one that paid PayPal. He
definitely did not have venmo. If he wins the league,
I'm gonna need him to get venmo. Nick Heinsley, you
are next. Next, Nick Heinsley, you have seven. Hensley was seven.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
That's a good spot.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
There you go, Hensley, Ray and Justin still on the board.
They are still on the board. Marie Meat plan, Marie
mea plan. Give her middle middle of three, middle of three,
Marie Meat plans.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
You got three. Oh so one, two and three are gone.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Yeah, one, two and three, you got four, five, six, nine,
and eleven. All right, here we go. Brandon Fry, who
has been in three years in a row and finally
actually paid this year. Let's see what Brandon Fry has.
He's got number six deservedly, so number six for Brandon Fry.
(31:43):
There we go. Ray and Justin still on the board. Oh,
here we go. Let's call Justin right now.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
No, he's working.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
It doesn't matter. We'll leave him a voicemail ready and
Justin it is your turn to spin. Let's see if
he'll answer. We'll ask him what does he want?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
So he got his phone muted?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Do you have yours muted? It's not even ringing? Please leaves.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Sorry, press five, it's full dude. Wait, I think he
said leave an emergency gratifications.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Just so you know, you and Justin will be drafting
in the ninth position.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I actually love it.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
That is perfect for you guys. You can argue all
the way up to it and then have to pick someone.
Your best friend. Austin Blake Lacy is the next one
to draft at number four. I'm down with nine. Austin
Boake Lacy.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Four.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Here we go, Here we go, Here we go. Oscar Cabos,
Oscar Cobos, you either got five or eleven.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
I actually enjoy nine because Justin can shut up about Gibby.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Oscar Cobos. You got eleven, and that means Michael called
the rone. You are number five. You are number five. Congratulations,
best of luck. Make do we ever take a break.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
I didn't want Jamar Chase, I didn't want Gibby. I
don't want gen t.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
This is perfect we'll take a break, we'll be right back.
I don't know if I forgot to take a break
before then, or I'm all over the place.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
I didn't want that kid out of Atlanta. Yeah, so
that's the thing, the beauty of that spot. It's not
back to back. We're gonna have a little bit of
time and we're gonna get one of the top dogs
from the second round. You're talking, you're gonna get your
Josh Allens. You're gonna do you want Kelsey in his
final year? That's an option. He's married now, dude, I
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believe he went first round in our division last year.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Uh yeah, he's he's married, so he's probably gonna be
more focused.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
But don't worry, guys. If anything goes out of order
or a rye in Batter's Box Division, they'll shut down
the entire draft. Batter of the box. Hey, somebody accidentally drafted.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
That is why I try to tell people, listen, please
get in there and do mock drafts. Do mock drafts
because you have You've got to learn the system. It's
different than Yahoo. It's different in ESBN, it's different than Sleeper.
My Fantasy League dot Com is a little bit different
takes a little getting used to. I don't want you
to get mad on draft night and yell at somebody.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Justin's response to number nine FK next text, WTF.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Well, boys, first name up in my division is me you.
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
I love the importance we put on this. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Here we go. Let's see what number I get. Ray.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
I'm gonna show you my computer, so you know it's
John eight. Well, we'll just copy with what you do.
Let me know how you got nine, but I mean
we'll probably one.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Pick.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
God, what's wrong with you? What are you going for?
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Gibbie?
Speaker 1 (35:14):
What are you gonna get that kid.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Out of I said the worst spot to be a
six seven eight? That is exactly what I said. Oh
so you like our nine? O my god? Yes, I
hate my spot? Yes, oh my god. Robbie Brown, what
did Batter of the Box get? Batter's Box got twelve,
Robbie Brown. Robbie Brown got seven? Oh my god, that
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is so disgusting.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Dude, you couldn't get one or people, you know, but
I wanted like three?
Speaker 2 (35:42):
All right back to back TJ. Brown. Now let's see
they are brothers for sure.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
If you got the.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
TJ. You got three. TJ. Brown is three.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Thank god none of us got one, or we'd have
had everybody in the nation after us.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
No, I wish I showed you the computer. All right,
Kimberly Amuda, you are gonna be number go. That's eleven.
Kimberly Amuda eleven. I don't know what I'm gonna do
down there at eight. Oh, that is gross. Tell him
I got a Dylan Melton. You are next, and you
are draft pick number two. Dylan Melton, number two.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
I told him all the numbers. Ugh, I texted it wrong.
I said Batter's box got picked number thirteen.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Cooper Johnson straight from the crabs table to the draft room.
You have number four, that boy Coop Coop. He's got
to pick Cooper cup on his team where he's not
really a fan.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Is this the final division?
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Yeah? Sean Morse, oh bush Light, let's see his first
year playing Fantasy Crack it open number one pick.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Oh, you know what's hitting right now?
Speaker 3 (36:51):
These medellos hitting you that you're an NBA champion yet,
are you still.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Need time hitting me as those modellos? Harrison, Matt Harrison,
Let's see what you got? You got five Matt Harrison, Congratulations.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Good job. Mattie Ice.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Hey, you think Jamar Chase will be there at eight?
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Chase? I believe gen T is gonna be still there.
Josh Allen is still there. And and who says that
I was gonna try and make it believable. Carnell, I mean,
the Titans look so bad. Those guys are going in
the seventh round.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Liz Head, you are drafting ten, Liz Head at number ten?
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Uh, let's think. Let's think maybe Montes? Is this a
receiver type year? Who says it has to be running back?
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Running back?
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Heavy? Who says it's not receiver?
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Mickey Montes number nine? I wish I had those girls
in Vegas from the Circle to help me right now.
Kelly Jones, let's see, are you gonna get nine or twelve?
Kelly Jones, you are gonna be twelve.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
You're talking about Daphne?
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Yep, Daphne. Kelly Jones is twelve. Should be wearing a
whale tail. That means, see Fernandez, Kelly Jones was twelve.
Cassie Bernandez is nine. Cassie Bernandez is nine. And that
that wraps it up. That's all the draft picks.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Geez.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
I only screwed up one time on the Luis Harmon.
That's my fault. If I said your number, then I
will I don't know. We had to redraw. I screwed it.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Up, and Guy, apologies on my fault. Look back. You
can do a mock draft from last year and just
see totals and points of people, or you can look
on our actual website and it shows the previous years.
I guarantee you nobody had a perfect draft. There were
sleepers in the eighth it didn't matter what number you
had in the first round, and the person that drafted first.
I guarantee it didn't win the league. Thank you, and
(38:40):
I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
It's a great point. I have no idea where Bega
drafted last year.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
There's just no way that it just doesn't work out
like that. It's usually not the first pick, because I'm
telling you it's such a crutch. Oh, I got the
first pick. I don't even need research. You know how
I'm gonna get Jamar Chase Well didn't what's his face
burrow just burrow his leg in the ground the other day.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Yeah, they probably hurt himself again because he always does.
But you guys, have a great weekend. Ray, happy birthday.
Enjoy it people. Hopefully you listen to and go look
at the website when your draft is. I don't want
you to miss your draft and remember those times are Eastern.
Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday,
(39:23):
d Ray, Happy birthday to you.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
At Patter's Box. Still taking strays, justin getting batters.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
And here's an email. I'm firmly in the camp. You
should have not emailed those people who don't pay when
they sign up, they know when the drawing is. This
will this will be the same group of folks that
you are complaining about in a few weeks because they
don't set lineups if they can't remember to listen from
Wednesday to Friday to see if they were drawn. And
you think they're gonna remember to set lineups, no chance.
This one's on you, lunch. Don't complain throughout the season.
(39:58):
We won't want to hear it. Thank you, Thank you.
Jeremy Griffith, Principal, Sundown High School. You get what you demand,
you encourage what you tolerate.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Good point.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Yeah, it's sorry, guys. We had to do the draft
live on the pod because people need to know where
they're drafted. They have to know. Hopefully it wasn't too bad.
I don't know. Have a great weekend. We're out see
you on enjoy your three day weekend. Really, we won't
see on Monday. We will see you on Wednesday. We
will have all our predictions of division winners, super Bowl winners,
(40:29):
who's beaten in the Super Bowl? Our MVP see on Wednesday.
NFL starts in five days, eh, already buzzed.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Truckers, make sure you find a flying J for those
NFL games, So start mapping it out, seeing where some
ones are close by.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Yeah, don't be watching it in your truck while you're driving.
That just doesn't seem safe.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Man. And a lot of you, I know a lot
of you truckers. They got those. They're almost movie theater
type things where you pull into the flying J. I
saw one come back from Georgia and they got it.
There's like theater, reclined seats in a screen and they
can watch the football games. Really yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Wow, And don't forget the convention. Sore losers dot com.
You can do payment plans, get your tickets, tell your friends.
It's gonna be the biggest one. Yeah, we can't wait
to see you in January, is it? It's January, right.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
It's in January, and you can hang out with a
Papa shot number eight in the world champion, and you
can hang out with a person that was on the price,
is right?
Speaker 2 (41:27):
That's me all right, we gotta go. Hey, go celebrate
your birthday, man, get out of here. Let's go have
a drink. Happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Hitting you that you're an NBA champion yet or you.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Still need time you want to know? Is hitting me
as those modellas
All right, what day is it?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Oh? It is almost your birthday, man, Happy birthday to you.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
No, it is one hundred and forty six days until
the Sore Losers Convention in Nashville, Tennessee, brought to you
by our presenting sponsor, Freeland Chevroley. Would like to say
Happy birthday, Ray. And I just I am in bed
with those boys. I put up a graphic on the
Instagram and then I also retweeted one of their videos.
(00:30):
Hopefully they get some burn and then we have got
to have a Lord's supper you me Richard Lewis, and
just see if they're happy they partnered with us.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, they're gonna be happy. I mean, tomorrow is not
a good day because it's your birthday tomorrow, and I
don't want to take away from the birthday birthday festivities.
I'm sorry that I don't have a birthday canon to
spray confetti all over the room like you did for
me last year. I just sit here and I say
happy birthday. So I hope that is good enough. I
hope Sore Losers Nation sends you lots of love tomorrow,
(01:04):
because when you turn forty one, when you wake up,
you'll be forty one years old, and that's pretty crazy.
I won't see it.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I uh not that I'm dying.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I didn't know. Oh sorry, just on your birthday, you're
not gonna get on social media.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
That was morbid. I will see my birthday. I'm saying,
I'm not gonna see the Facebook. I got logged out
of Pablo Slater. I have no idea the pass whoh
oh no.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
So with that said, thank you for all the messages.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, thank you to advance.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I won't see it.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I will take a screenshot. I'll text it to you
tomorrow and be like, happy birthday, and happy birthday from
sore losers Nation. You can't do password recovery, man, have
you ever tried that?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
You think I have a spared dick to say, dear Facebook,
what is my password recovery? I don't have a spare
ounce of energy.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
You're right, I understand, you know what you know? What
I hate is when I go to a website and
I have to open up whatever you know, and I
say and they say, would you like to use a
strong password? And I'm like, sure, use the strong password.
Here's the problem. Then I go back to that website
and I have no idea what that strong password was.
It was like four q x Y exclamation point plus
(02:22):
sign equals sign. I'm like, well, my bad, should have
wrote that down, and you found out the hard way.
I played hard nuts with our company. They keep making
us change our password every week. So years ago, I said,
what if I just add numbers to it? Really show
the big man. Well, I still continue.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
To add numbers, and you learned that when you entered
my password it is sixteen of two digits times two
thirty two numbers after my password.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Now that's funny for our company email. My password is
now up to Nashville twenty two. I started it Nashville,
then Nashville one, Nashville two, and now I'm at Nashville
twenty two.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
So I thought it was gonna be funny. I probably
shouldn't have said that on here, but it is really annoying.
There's no way they can get in because there's now
a secondary. You're right, you're right, my bad, but I
have to now enter thirty two numbers.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
That's insane.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
The joke is on me.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Hey, I'm so funny, And they said, well we got you.
You think you're funny, You been checkmate.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
And then I did at one point go vulgar. Oh
it is still vulgar. And then I had to tell
the So it's vulgar, and then thirty two numbers. But
I had to tell the engineer. Sometimes they'll get in
they're like, hey, just some proxies, we gotta run check
out some stuff. Password please, and it's like a very vulgar,
vulgar sexual position, oh man, And so I had to
(03:57):
head to the engineer.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
So it's missionary. And then twenty two numbers.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Got it, and I've had to tell Scooba before. Oh man,
come on, and I mean, you can't leave it out
because it's a password. They have to enter that correct
and so it's just it here it is.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah. Oh that's awful, man. We better start the show right.
So to me, I mean, I can't believe you're so
you're forty one tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Huh yeah, forty two, Well, we're not going to get
into that.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
You're forty two.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Well, you're a year older than your actual stage.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Okay, let's just do the day. I'm not going to
do that. But that's crazy to me.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Why all you guys are midle forties.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Okay, I know, but I'm just saying like I I
didn't see yes, forty man, I know you as like
thirty four. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
See, I was never that younger, younger than you guys.
I was kind of always on the periphery, right, So
it's not, oh my gosh, you just turned thirty. You
were always viewed as a little guy. No, I'm always
kind to you guys. Age.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah, that's what's weird, because like the girl the neighbors
that are going with us to Las Vegas, she's only
thirty four.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I think, whoa did you ask her parents?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I was like, you're how old? I'm only thirty four?
Dang man, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Angelina might be younger thirties. How old is justin same age?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Forty one?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah, okay, we're all the same age. The Dodds me justin.
There's some other people thrown in the mix. Billy all
the exact same age.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I knew Billy was because you guys went to college together.
You were in the same class. I understood that. Stanislavsky,
same thing, got it, Miller, same thing. I totally understand that.
But yeah, man, that's wild, wild.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Ray We're going with a thirty four year old girl
to Vegas.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Well, I mean, that's what's crazy to me is I
didn't realize she was so young. And we started talking
about something and she was having her third kid, and
I'm like, dang, that's crazy having it in your late thirties.
She goes, I'm only thirty four. I'm like, oh, so,
like I met you when you were like twenty nine,
that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Never guessed an age, or if somebody's pregnant.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
You should never guess an age. But I just assumed
she was my age. And it's no. It's sort of
like my neighbor he's turning forty this weekend and he
wants us all to go camping. Well you know why Yeah,
because I won't tell anybody. Yeah, you know the old
joke it goes.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Listen, if you and me were camping and some stuff
happened at night where you ended up with like your
clothes off, dead serious Monday at work, would you tell anybody, no,
you want to go camping? But it is so true,
(07:04):
would you tell anybody no? No, no, hey man, I ended
up naked in a tent randomly at a campground.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
It's so you can't tell anybody, but you have to
tell somebody, like, hey man, if Bill comes to you,
he's like, hey, you want to go camping. You have
to say no because the strangest thing happened, really Bill
from accounting, because he asked me to go camping in
two weeks. I'm glad you let me know. Or you're right,
you just take it to your grave, and then that's
gonna happen to someone else. I don't know what you do.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I'm talking about the joke. The reason it's a not
a literal, for instance, it's from accounting.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
It's a perfect joke, but it's a perfect scenario.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
It's a perfect joke because you just end up naked
in a tent, like you're not gonna be like, honey,
it was really weird.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I ended up.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
You're not gonna tell your wife. It was so weird.
Nothing happened. You were just naked in a tent. So
of course you're not gonna tell anybody because it's kind
of embarrassing. So your answer to that question always is no,
why would I tell somebody?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Okay, perfect, you want to go camping. It's I mean,
it is so simple. It is such a simple joke,
but it is so perfect. Like wherever you're at this weekend, whatever,
you're doing this weekend when you're out celebrating Sisson Ray
Mundo's birthday, please tell that joke in his honor. Whoever
(08:29):
you're sitting at the bar next to you're at the
grocery store of the person's you know, the cashier. Do
the joke to everybody and anybody this weekend and just
see their reaction, because it's gonna be phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Let's do this one for Richard Lewis.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Let's let him hear us all.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
The way outside of Nashville and Freeland. Chevrolet.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
We'll do it for you boys.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Let's do it for raised birthday. Ray. This one's for you.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Manoo, dude, sore loser.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
What's up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I give the sports facts my sports
opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I took six months off of McAfee. I am back.
Oh maybe now that it's football season, I'm starting to
listen again. And that tends to be what happens with
our listeners. So there's gonna be a lot of people
listening now that didn't listen all summer. So what up y'all?
Had his scisson from the North Alpha male live on
the north side of Nashville, two acres with baser, two
kids at her eggs at Vanderbilt. Justin should be checking
on him instead, He's on a dinghy young gun lake
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in Michigan, probably gambling. And he sent me one of
the most random texts of all time that, really, without
any further ado, needs to be read right now.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
We would like to hear it.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
He said, f Arnold's army is in our division again, wtf?
I thought he was in some other division. Then he
texts Angelina's blank she looks great in our picture on
the website.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah, she really does.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
And then there's a random video of her golfing. Oh
fucking way, God, damn it. He just sends me that,
and he says, if we win, you have to post
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this picture of her and me. And I said, I'm
busy at work. I'll talk to you in two weeks.
Like what is he talking about.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
If you win the league or if you just win
one game?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I guess if we win the league, you can see
the picture of them together. Here's the picture he wants
me to post as our new team picture.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Oh he wants credit. Oh, look at it? What is
that leather jacket? Yeah, he screwed the pooch on that one. Dude,
he's an idiot. Yeah. I don't know what happened there,
but that golf swing sounded good. I liked how she
had her shirt kind of tied in the front.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
And college softball player? Really, where she go to college? Man,
we've talked about this so many times. We can't repeat
ourselves now that we're old.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I honestly got have no idea where she played.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
College in the Chicagoland area.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
So she went to the same college as you in Chicago.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
No, no, no, she went to It was d one though,
to Paul, not Northwestern. Not to Paul. Maybe Lasale La Saul.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Lasal got it? Yeah, got it? Man, that I had
something I was going to tell you about Justin. Oh,
I don't know, but we'll read an email. Since you
said you had to read that from Justin, I got
something for you, sub Fellas and Ray. Okay, for the
fourth year in a row, I've signed up for the
Fantas League and I have still never been picked. I
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don't have social media, so I don't know if y'all
are even getting my entry, so can you make sure
email me back privately like usual. I hope you didn't
read that part, so that's annoying. I'd love to be
in the league this year, but I mean maybe next year.
I need to. I'm sober and hate my life. Division.
That way I can have all the sober people kind
of keep up the good work and Ray stop giving
(12:12):
in about the haters. You and Lunch are great together.
It works so well even if you would be the
female in the relationship. It works okay on bored, So
before I go, let's play a round of Mary f
kill Abiza, Scuba, Steve and Justin bless Giga, Maggie's and
the Longhorns and f the Longhorns, Cat Dick so f
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Mary kill Abiza, Scuba and Justin.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Can we not have one chick?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Man?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I would?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I guess I'm gonna kill Scuba. I gotta Mary, Justin,
I gotta sleep with Abiza.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Uh beeva, I'm gonna marry Scuba? What the what do
you mean? What the like?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
You and Scuba a kind of fire and ice. You
guys are always yelling at each other. That's your marriage.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I understand.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
You marry the person you think you'd get along with
the best.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Well, yes, I really appreciate Justin, but he would lose
all my money gambling, Okay, Like I don't want him
at the casino with my money. Like just we're bankrupt,
living on the side of the road on a dinghy
on gun lake. I don't want that.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Oh that's his current life.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Yeah, so Justin is out. I am, I am.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
You're gonna have to sleep with a Visa too.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I'm gonna sleep with a Beza and I'm gonna kill Justin.
I'm marrying Scuba. I'm killing Justin, and I'm Effan's Abiza
Abiza and you're done with Ray. Can you come in here.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Oh that's gonna make his day.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Oh, he's gonna be so happy.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
He's not gonna know the other options.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
He's gonna be mad that we didn't marry him.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
The other options were two other guys in their mid forties. Aisa,
we chose.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
You, Hey Beeasic. Congratulations man, Oh cat Nick, thanks for
bringing the great email. Man, we really appreciate that. I'm
glad you're still alive. I hadn't heard from you in
a while.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Oh my gosh, it so he's off the wagon, or
he's on the wagon.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
No, he's on the wagon. He is sober man, he
is done four locos no more. That used to be
his drink of choice.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
There is more and more people that are choosing well,
maybe it's a California sober or you know, I didn't
do the shrooms as well.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
What is California sober man?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I believe they still smoke. Oh, And there is a
difference so that people say, hey, you people out there
saying your sober? Are you sober sober? Orre you California sober?
Because if you're gonna collect the tokens, you better be
sober sober. And then I've also seen clips where I
don't know if it was Ai okay, but I believe
(14:54):
it was not Gavin Adcock. It was I don't want
to eat, It was Ai. It was a country music artist.
This way, we can't get in trouble, okay. And he said,
I don't see why you have to go sober. He goes,
if I see one more person come out and say
they're going sober, why can't you just have a couple
of drinks? And I believe it's an addiction, so that
(15:20):
that isn't an option, And yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I wish I would have seen that. I didn't see that.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
It wasn't It was not Gavin ad all right, that's okay,
back top, guys, look it up. It may have been AI,
but it was on a podcast and he said, I
if one more person says they're gonna go sober, I'm
gonna punch him in the face. He said, why can't
we just have a couple of drinks.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
May have been AI, may have been AI. I don't
know anything about it. I don't do AI. I don't
know how to do AI. A lot of people make
these videos AI and I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Hold on, did you spin the wheel? What when we
did our fantasy? Did you spin in a wheel?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
That's AI. You didn't physically spin a wheel? Did you do?
That's AI? No, anything generated on a computer to make
your life easier is AI. You use AI and you
don't even know it.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Spell check is AI? Uh? Yes?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
The program that you enter in our audio when it
does those titles at the bottom on iHeart do you
type all those titles?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Yeah you do. I come up with the title every time.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
But there's a title every segment. Yeah, that's AI. Because
bezer goes Man. You guys do these creative titles. I'm like, Bezil,
that's AI. You think Lunchbox is in there doing How
can I do this title so it's cute?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
C No, I do do that.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Not for each individual segment, No, No, just the episode
that's AI.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
God it we're using AI and you don't even realize it.
But we do need people to hit the subscribe button.
And guys, when you're leaving your house, just play an
episode on whatever you have. The smart people, the Alexas
of the what is the other ones? Uh? Just Surrey, Surrey,
(17:12):
use all them. Just play an episode. Tell your friends
we need the downloads.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Well, let me say this, though I don't know if
we necessarily do. This is our most downloaded part of
this year typically football season, right right, Baser. It is
right around closing time three point fifty every day. It's
kind of awkward when you're in the room. Can I
I'm gonna play you guys podcast. I want to listen
a little bit. She's she's listening again. Wow, I don't
(17:40):
know what happened. Maybe we've worked on our cadence. Maybe
it were more listenable.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Batter's Box informed me that he has caught up on
the pod. He was about four or five episodes behind.
He caught up.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Wow, so he's gonna hear when we ripped on him
about getting rocked by a ut baseball player.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, he told you. He said, if Ray wants to
step into the batter's box, he will gladly pitch to you.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
I mean, I'll but it's not that crazy of a
challenge because I played baseball, So it's not like we're saying,
oh Andy Roddick, I'll face a serve against Andy Roddick.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Correct. And it's not like he's been pitching. I mean
his arm has to be jello by now, and I
mean I guarant he's probably lost fifteen miles on the fastball.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
We're gonna do a live stream and he'll throw one
past me. One will be wildest crap. I'll foul off
a couple of them, and one of them will hit
five feet heck of a bit.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Guys, that's great, glad you flew all up here.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
He won't strike me out. I won't get a big hit.
It'll be just like a saw job or a little
number that goes two feet.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah. I mean, I don't even know how I mean,
he hadn't thrown it, probably hadn't thrown a curveball in
twenty years, so I mean, how good could it be?
It can't be sharp?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Well, and I hadn't thrown a baseball until with my
nephew probably ten years and arm hang in the next day.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Yeah, isn't that if you're playing baseball in college? Yeah,
that's why he went not basketball. I could I forget, dude,
we're old, I forget, but.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Yeah, but yeah, yeah, so that is actually interesting because
he did get a scholarship, a two sport scholarship, but
he's only playing one sport.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah, it was a Yeah, it was a in high
school two sport, but it didn't mean in college sports.
That's what confused me as well.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Got it. We'll take a break. We'll be right back. Ray,
you know what we gotta do. Man, it's a big
day here. I mean, we got this wheel pulled up
and we gotta spin it. We just had to spin it.
We have to spin for draft because the season starts
on Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Because NFL's after college college is.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Is rocking and rolling. Okay, I mean, it's your birthday,
so I'm gonna do I'm gonna do Batter's Box division.
Here we go. We're gonna spin the wheel and listen.
I don't even know if you want the number one.
Oh my god, first person, Batter's Box. Let's see who that.
That's not good. Let's see what he gets.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Oh man, I mean there's two clear cut first one
and two picks. It's that Gibbs kid and the kid
for Atlanta.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Other than that Jamar Chase.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Oh yeah, okay, so there's three clear cut guys. Other
than that, it's a wash. You probably want it. So
if you're not top three, you want to be back end.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Yeah, Batter's Box got number twelve. That's that's tough, man.
That's a tough look for Batter's Box.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
It's back to back though, So he could get a
mon Ron and a Gen T Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Now Ron Younger and Jan Runggren, Stacy's wonderful husband. You
are drafting number six, number six? Wow, that's the area
you don't want to be like five six. I feel
like that is just the middle of nowhere. Donald Burham,
let's see where he's gonna. Yeah, man, that's tough.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
I disagree with you. The worst is Batter's Box. Unfortunately,
he's gonna get good players. But it happens so fast
you only have thirty seconds to pick two guys.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Yeah, Donald Burham, he is the fourth pick. And what's
crazy is there's still like six people that haven't even
logged into their team yet. Next is gonna be Luis
her Harmon, like Martinez Brothers hadn't logged in, Kelly Jones
hadn't logged in. Martinez brother you're number eight, you're drafting
number eight, Congratulations.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
And that Arnold's army. What are the odds he's in
our division again? And all he did was send us
the dumbest trades all season.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Dude, I'm glad you said that, because I'm in another
league where it's a dynasty, where it goes all year long,
and the dumb trades have already started, like offering Antonio
Gibson for somebody Antonio Gibson, and even on a football.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Team, I would take it if maybe gets picked up.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Uh Brett Andrew Gosney. But yes, it's that time of
the year where the stupid trades just come flooding into
your inbox.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
What about the Robinson kid for the kid out of
San Francisco.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Oh, Brian Robinson. Both of them got shot him and Pearsall. Yeah,
but Pearsaw's out for the year.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Well, and then another guy that got shot is that
guy from Mazoom Hardy. So we had three guys get
shot in the last three years.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
That's crazy. Uh, Brett Andrew Gosney, you're drafting third and
you're you're doing your draft early. We changed the draft
time on yours because, oh dude, I didn't know this guy,
Jose Zapatta. You know who that is. Yeah, it's that
dude from Vegas convention. Yes, he was from San Antonio.
(22:50):
He was supposed to come again, but then he had
a baby. Okay, and he almost bought a Raiders bomber
jacket after we got off the wheel, and then he
was I was like, dude, you're not even a Raiders fan.
He goes, good, point, I only I need to buy
this because like he was trying it on looking in
the mirror, and his girls like, dude, that that jacket
looks awesome. I remember, and he was like, I'm gonna
(23:11):
buy this, sucker. I think this is him. Man. I
hope I'm right, but if it's not, then I'm talking
about a whole different Jose Zapata. But that name sticks
a bell and Jose Sapata. You are drafting number two.
You are in the second pick. That's wild. I wonder
whatever happened to him. I haven't seen him in a while.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
So you already did your division? No, we did Vegas division,
so we still got mine and yours. Ye, Sean Holmeski,
Sean Holmeski, let's see what you got. Maybe Justin's off.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Oh seven?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Are you doing my division next?
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Yeah? I'll do your division next. Why do you want
to call him for a live chat?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
He's working?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Oh dude, he used to have so much time off
when he worked at Vandy. He would hit me up
back when I had time off, and he'd be like, hey,
I'm done early on a golf of noon. Never does
he get done. I get a text at five pm,
exhausted getting some food, going to gun Lake. Or it'd
be oh, hey, can you do it? He said he's
off on a Tuesday. That's why we did the draft.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Then, oh smart, Steve James. Here we go, Steve James.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
I actually think he's been clean. I haven't got a
gun Lake text in a while. Five for Steve James,
which is good. What's probably getting colder up there that
he can't really go on Gun Lake anymore? Bro? Gun
Lake is the casino. You think he really goes on
a dinghy fishing every time?
Speaker 2 (24:40):
What you have been telling me this for how long?
And this whole time? I thought it was a damn lake.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
It is, and he went on it one time. He
said his boat doesn't work. And remember the picture of him.
He was on some floating dock. He wasn't even on
his boat. I don't think his boat works. He goes
to Gunlake to gamble, not to fish.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I'm an idiot, dude.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
What did you think this was pure Michigan he's out
there fly fishing. No, he goes over there hate and
work with two hundred dollars. He gets cleaned out at
Gun Lake Casino within ten minutes. Every time he goes
there with his brothers. They get absolutely hammered and wake
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up in the morning and they're two hundred dollars poorer
every time. What do you think he's out there fishing
for trout? He's on his dinghy, dude. He said he
tried to fire up the boat once and it didn't work.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
I am such a dumbass. This all time. I was like,
I thought he really went fishing. I didn't know the
casino was at gun Lake.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
It's gotta be on water, he said, it's a beautiful casino.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
And then you know what's fuddy is I did Louise Harmon,
and I don't know what numbers she got. I have
no idea. I didn't write it down.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Well, if it spins again, it won't show that same number, correct,
so we can come back to it.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
But the problem is if that number has already been drawn.
I have four numbers left on the wheel, one, six, ten,
and eleven. And I said, oh, Louise Harmon, And then
I don't know what number it was.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Right, but I'm guaranteeing you whatever number it was won't
show in the next three No, it will because it's
still on the wheel.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
What I do is I had to remove them. God,
I'm an idiot.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Can you does it show right now? Is there a
mouse on.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
It or something? Well, Louise Harmon was two spins a go.
I don't even know if I set a number. I
don't even know if I spinned the number on Louise Harmon.
So I'm gonna spin the number now. And this is
Louise Harmon's.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah, it's just like at the casino.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
If it's it's a red ten, and if I if
she had a number earlier, then that's my fault. I
don't know. I started talking about gun Lake, Mickey Knott nuts,
Mickey Nuts. God, I'm such an idiot. Eleven Mickey Nuts
is eleven. Wow, it's coming down to it. It's Jeff
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Baird or Jie Jessica Hun. Six and one are left,
six and one both are good spots. Yeah, Jeff Baird,
you are up here, we go. Do you get one
or do you get six?
Speaker 1 (27:34):
I'd want to know the studies on people who got
the number one draft picked and who won. I bet
it's not the person who got the number one draft pick.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Jeff Baird, you have the number one pick. Good job,
bear Baar down man, Jie Jessica Hun, you have the
sixth pick or the ninth pick?
Speaker 2 (27:58):
That's a nine. That was definitely a nine. I can't read.
I'm losing my mind.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
We still got to do two more divisions?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Yeah, two more divisions. I can. I'll speed it up.
I can do two second spins.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Would you like that? Yes?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Because I really don't think draft order matters. I'm telling
you guys right now, the person to draft first.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
You don't think they win?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
No, because it's such a crutch. Oh, I'll just take
one of these. Get no, do your research, Get be
a number nine pick, and do some damn research. You're
in the trenches, you're like, all right, how am I
going to do the app And then you get another
pick coming back, the number one pick to nail that.
I mean, who the hell was it last year? There's
no way it was who everybody? No way it was
(28:41):
a Gibbs number one pick. Come on, Saint Aman. He
was a letdown dude. He is so good armand I've
always wanted him on my team. Well, now they ain't
got that backup kid running back. They're not going to
the run wide receivers as much as they used to.
You're going to be a run first team.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
So uh yeah, I agree with you.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
God before the guys are stacking the box and then
yet I'm on Ron, the Saint Bron and Megatron out
in the flats.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Okay, are you ready for your division? Man? Yeah, you're ready.
Here we go. Do you want Austin Blake Lacey to
have the number one pick cause he does. Ray. Now,
Branson Miller's up right now we are spinning for Branson
Miller and he has the tenth pick. Branson Miller, you
are drafting number ten and Branson you might want to
log in to the website because as of today you
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hadn't logged in. So I mean, I don't know how
you're gonna draft if you don't even log in, Ryan
Schlam slam.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
But also you can rip on these guys.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
I mean, well they have jobs.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
But also the season isn't started yet.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
I know, I know, the draft's only a few days away.
Though it's three days away, Ryan Schlam, you are draft
pick number twelve, twelve job slammy. Richard Atkins is the next.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Give him one.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Richard Atkins has got one. You're welcome. You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
You said it, he got it? Well, I have phone
with GENI.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Number one, Richard Atkins remove.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
What is that thing? Got ai voice on?
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Yeah? What do he? Uh? Jolene Kleinbeck, dude, this is
definitely she is definitely a teacher. Like just that name
Kleinbeck sounds teacherish. She's definitely a teacher. Let's see what
she's got. What do you want her to have four eight.
Good try job, Joelene, you said it too late, had
already stopped. Dude, when it comes up on you. Nathan Perkins,
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Nathan Perkins, you're gonna have number two. Good job perk,
Good job perk. He's the one that paid PayPal. He
definitely did not have venmo. If he wins the league,
I'm gonna need him to get venmo. Nick Heinsley, you
are next. Next, Nick Heinsley, you have seven. Hensley was seven.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
That's a good spot.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
There you go, Hensley, Ray and Justin still on the board.
They are still on the board. Marie Meat plan, Marie
mea plan. Give her middle middle of three, middle of three,
Marie Meat plans.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
You got three. Oh so one, two and three are gone.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Yeah, one, two and three, you got four, five, six, nine,
and eleven. All right, here we go. Brandon Fry, who
has been in three years in a row and finally
actually paid this year. Let's see what Brandon Fry has.
He's got number six deservedly, so number six for Brandon Fry.
(31:43):
There we go. Ray and Justin still on the board. Oh,
here we go. Let's call Justin right now.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
No, he's working.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
It doesn't matter. We'll leave him a voicemail ready and
Justin it is your turn to spin. Let's see if
he'll answer. We'll ask him what does he want?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
So he got his phone muted?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Do you have yours muted? It's not even ringing? Please leaves.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Sorry, press five, it's full dude. Wait, I think he
said leave an emergency gratifications.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Just so you know, you and Justin will be drafting
in the ninth position.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I actually love it.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
That is perfect for you guys. You can argue all
the way up to it and then have to pick someone.
Your best friend. Austin Blake Lacy is the next one
to draft at number four. I'm down with nine. Austin
Boake Lacy.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Four.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Here we go, Here we go, Here we go. Oscar Cabos,
Oscar Cobos, you either got five or eleven.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
I actually enjoy nine because Justin can shut up about Gibby.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Oscar Cobos. You got eleven, and that means Michael called
the rone. You are number five. You are number five. Congratulations,
best of luck. Make do we ever take a break.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
I didn't want Jamar Chase, I didn't want Gibby. I
don't want gen t.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
This is perfect we'll take a break, we'll be right back.
I don't know if I forgot to take a break
before then, or I'm all over the place.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
I didn't want that kid out of Atlanta. Yeah, so
that's the thing, the beauty of that spot. It's not
back to back. We're gonna have a little bit of
time and we're gonna get one of the top dogs
from the second round. You're talking, you're gonna get your
Josh Allens. You're gonna do you want Kelsey in his
final year? That's an option. He's married now, dude, I
(33:58):
believe he went first round in our division last year.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Uh yeah, he's he's married, so he's probably gonna be
more focused.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
But don't worry, guys. If anything goes out of order
or a rye in Batter's Box Division, they'll shut down
the entire draft. Batter of the box. Hey, somebody accidentally drafted.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
That is why I try to tell people, listen, please
get in there and do mock drafts. Do mock drafts
because you have You've got to learn the system. It's
different than Yahoo. It's different in ESBN, it's different than Sleeper.
My Fantasy League dot Com is a little bit different
takes a little getting used to. I don't want you
to get mad on draft night and yell at somebody.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Justin's response to number nine FK next text, WTF.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Well, boys, first name up in my division is me you.
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
I love the importance we put on this. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Here we go. Let's see what number I get. Ray.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
I'm gonna show you my computer, so you know it's
John eight. Well, we'll just copy with what you do.
Let me know how you got nine, but I mean
we'll probably one.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Pick.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
God, what's wrong with you? What are you going for?
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Gibbie?
Speaker 1 (35:14):
What are you gonna get that kid.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Out of I said the worst spot to be a
six seven eight? That is exactly what I said. Oh
so you like our nine? O my god? Yes, I
hate my spot? Yes, oh my god. Robbie Brown, what
did Batter of the Box get? Batter's Box got twelve,
Robbie Brown. Robbie Brown got seven? Oh my god, that
(35:37):
is so disgusting.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Dude, you couldn't get one or people, you know, but
I wanted like three?
Speaker 2 (35:42):
All right back to back TJ. Brown. Now let's see
they are brothers for sure.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
If you got the.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
TJ. You got three. TJ. Brown is three.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Thank god none of us got one, or we'd have
had everybody in the nation after us.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
No, I wish I showed you the computer. All right,
Kimberly Amuda, you are gonna be number go. That's eleven.
Kimberly Amuda eleven. I don't know what I'm gonna do
down there at eight. Oh, that is gross. Tell him
I got a Dylan Melton. You are next, and you
are draft pick number two. Dylan Melton, number two.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
I told him all the numbers. Ugh, I texted it wrong.
I said Batter's box got picked number thirteen.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Cooper Johnson straight from the crabs table to the draft room.
You have number four, that boy Coop Coop. He's got
to pick Cooper cup on his team where he's not
really a fan.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Is this the final division?
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Yeah? Sean Morse, oh bush Light, let's see his first
year playing Fantasy Crack it open number one pick.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Oh, you know what's hitting right now?
Speaker 3 (36:51):
These medellos hitting you that you're an NBA champion yet,
are you still.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Need time hitting me as those modellos? Harrison, Matt Harrison,
Let's see what you got? You got five Matt Harrison, Congratulations.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Good job. Mattie Ice.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Hey, you think Jamar Chase will be there at eight?
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Chase? I believe gen T is gonna be still there.
Josh Allen is still there. And and who says that
I was gonna try and make it believable. Carnell, I mean,
the Titans look so bad. Those guys are going in
the seventh round.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Liz Head, you are drafting ten, Liz Head at number ten?
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Uh, let's think. Let's think maybe Montes? Is this a
receiver type year? Who says it has to be running back?
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Running back?
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Heavy? Who says it's not receiver?
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Mickey Montes number nine? I wish I had those girls
in Vegas from the Circle to help me right now.
Kelly Jones, let's see, are you gonna get nine or twelve?
Kelly Jones, you are gonna be twelve.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
You're talking about Daphne?
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Yep, Daphne. Kelly Jones is twelve. Should be wearing a
whale tail. That means, see Fernandez, Kelly Jones was twelve.
Cassie Bernandez is nine. Cassie Bernandez is nine. And that
that wraps it up. That's all the draft picks.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Geez.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
I only screwed up one time on the Luis Harmon.
That's my fault. If I said your number, then I
will I don't know. We had to redraw. I screwed it.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Up, and Guy, apologies on my fault. Look back. You
can do a mock draft from last year and just
see totals and points of people, or you can look
on our actual website and it shows the previous years.
I guarantee you nobody had a perfect draft. There were
sleepers in the eighth it didn't matter what number you
had in the first round, and the person that drafted first.
I guarantee it didn't win the league. Thank you, and
(38:40):
I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
It's a great point. I have no idea where Bega
drafted last year.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
There's just no way that it just doesn't work out
like that. It's usually not the first pick, because I'm
telling you it's such a crutch. Oh, I got the
first pick. I don't even need research. You know how
I'm gonna get Jamar Chase Well didn't what's his face
burrow just burrow his leg in the ground the other day.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Yeah, they probably hurt himself again because he always does.
But you guys, have a great weekend. Ray, happy birthday.
Enjoy it people. Hopefully you listen to and go look
at the website when your draft is. I don't want
you to miss your draft and remember those times are Eastern.
Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday,
(39:23):
d Ray, Happy birthday to you.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
At Patter's Box. Still taking strays, justin getting batters.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
And here's an email. I'm firmly in the camp. You
should have not emailed those people who don't pay when
they sign up, they know when the drawing is. This
will this will be the same group of folks that
you are complaining about in a few weeks because they
don't set lineups if they can't remember to listen from
Wednesday to Friday to see if they were drawn. And
you think they're gonna remember to set lineups, no chance.
This one's on you, lunch. Don't complain throughout the season.
(39:58):
We won't want to hear it. Thank you, Thank you.
Jeremy Griffith, Principal, Sundown High School. You get what you demand,
you encourage what you tolerate.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Good point.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Yeah, it's sorry, guys. We had to do the draft
live on the pod because people need to know where
they're drafted. They have to know. Hopefully it wasn't too bad.
I don't know. Have a great weekend. We're out see
you on enjoy your three day weekend. Really, we won't
see on Monday. We will see you on Wednesday. We
will have all our predictions of division winners, super Bowl winners,
(40:29):
who's beaten in the Super Bowl? Our MVP see on Wednesday.
NFL starts in five days, eh, already buzzed.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Truckers, make sure you find a flying J for those
NFL games, So start mapping it out, seeing where some
ones are close by.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Yeah, don't be watching it in your truck while you're driving.
That just doesn't seem safe.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Man. And a lot of you, I know a lot
of you truckers. They got those. They're almost movie theater
type things where you pull into the flying J. I
saw one come back from Georgia and they got it.
There's like theater, reclined seats in a screen and they
can watch the football games. Really yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Wow, And don't forget the convention. Sore losers dot com.
You can do payment plans, get your tickets, tell your friends.
It's gonna be the biggest one. Yeah, we can't wait
to see you in January, is it? It's January, right.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
It's in January, and you can hang out with a
Papa shot number eight in the world champion, and you
can hang out with a person that was on the price,
is right?
Speaker 2 (41:27):
That's me all right, we gotta go. Hey, go celebrate
your birthday, man, get out of here. Let's go have
a drink. Happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Hitting you that you're an NBA champion yet or you.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Still need time you want to know? Is hitting me
as those modellas
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