Heartbroken And Depressed

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, we're on. All right, let's go Ally or
Losers and march Man. It's stupid sucks, let's go. I'm
not happy, let's go. I hate my life. Let's go.
Um Arnold, where is he? Oh he's here. Hey, Arnold,

(00:22):
you want to do the show with me? Hey? What regional?
Were you at? Arnold? What is he doing? Oh? You're
in Columbus? Are you in Greensboro? He saw some good
games there. Or you were in Albany, you were in Orlando,
but you were in Phoenix. Are we even naming all
the crac cities? I knew Columbus was one. I know
Orlando was one, and I know Greensboro was I was

(00:48):
there and I was there. Were there any out west? Yeah?
It had to be Denver? Denver? No, yeah, because they
all had an ox. That's where the Gonzaga game was,
I believe. All right, hit it right, yeah, let me
hit this. It all started when a dumbass met another dumbass,

(01:09):
and they met another dumbass, and they became the dumbass.
Tree of the End coach, thanks for letting that go
all the way through. Arnold, get up on here, come on, man,
grab the dials. That's too much? All right? We oh
the one, two, three, So losers, I'm so mad? What up, everybody?
I am Lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so

(01:30):
I'll get in the sports facts, my sports opinions because
I'm pretty much a sports genius. What's up, everyone, I'm
Eddie and I know the least about sports. But I'm
your average sports fan, your sports watcher. I don't know
the who's who's in. I don't know the watch what
y'all at, Sisson. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.
I live on the west side of Nashville with Bazer

(01:52):
twenty five degrees in Nashville. Did I move back to Michigan?
Over to you, guys. I'm gonna start this j off.
I'll tell let me tell you something before he even
opens his mouth, Ray, I want you to see Lunchbox's bracket,
Gonzaga and Bama. This is how much of a Kansas
fan he is, and this is how much faith he

(02:13):
had in Kansas. So don't come in here today. I'm
sad Kansas lost mother. You only had him going to
the Elite eight. You had him losing in the Elite eight,
so you knew that your Jayhawks sucked before you watched
the game on Saturday, Eddie, who's your team? My team
is Alabama. Who's your favorite team? The Cowboys? No? No?

(02:36):
In college basketball? Who's your favorite team? Sam Houston State? No,
you're lying. Who's your favorite team? They're in the n it.
Who's your favorite team? I don't have one? Arkansas? No,
you're in Arkansas on the nuts. You're on the nuts
of Arkansas. All of a sudden, you're Arkansas everything you
go to their game? No, no, no, the Arkansas is
my favorite team. They're the girls like Arkansas. You didn't
pick him to win it, so you ain't a damn fan.

(02:58):
You're not a fan if you don't even to win.
Been a lifelong Kansas fan, Eddie? Do you understand Kansas
is not gonna win the national title every year? Okay,
this is a debate. Great, That's why I brought at
the tablets. No, no re seats are you can't pick
your favorite team to win it every year. I be
pissed when they lose in the because here's the thing

(03:20):
I would I would love for them to win it all.
I would rather my bracket be a pile of shit
and then win it all and me be happier than hell?
Did they won a national title? You'd rather the Kansas
Jayhawks win a national title than you win six hundred dollars? Yes,
so Arkansas, Arkansas versus Connecticut this week? Who are you

(03:40):
cheering for Connecticut? You're not a true fan. You don't
like I'm talking about my brackets, So you care about
more about your brackets? So I do, because at the
end of the day, who gets a six hundred dollars
Me or Arkansas? Did you went to Des Moines Thursday? Thursday?
Did you go to De Moines Saturday? No? Are you
going to Vegas Thursday? No? Wow, But you're that's luck.
You're live a charmed life. What do you mean you

(04:02):
have to go to the March Madness, Coach, It was amazing.
You missed a great podcast. I mean, dude, Des Moines,
Iowa was on fire. Dude, March Madness on the first
day is amazing. We saw it here in Nashville. Yeah,
we saw it. I know, we saw on the TV.
What's Crazy the last n The last time me and
Ray went to March Madness. Who do you watch, Coach Musselman,
We did Nevadavada, The wolf Pack yeah, dude. And then

(04:26):
my second time coach Musselman Kansas history repeating, and so
to say that I'm not a true Kansas fan. I
had no faith in my team. No, I didn't. I didn't.
I have this proof in the pudding I looked at.
The realistic thing is that no one has repeated since
Florida did back in the early two thousand, mid two thousands. Realistically,
it just doesn't happens, number one. You're right, Yeah, it

(04:48):
doesn't happen. So yes, I would rather. I would rather
my bracket suck. Like I said, I don't care about
my bracket. I cheer for my team more than I
cheer for my bracket. And the one reason that it
doesn't happen back to back is one and done. I
don't know if it's necessarily one and done because it's

(05:09):
just well, now it's the transport port portal. It's just
hard to win back to back. It's almost impossible. But
in football, they forced them to stay there three years, right,
But it's football is different the parody and college football
is a lot different than college basketball. Greed and I
tried to explain it on Morgan's Best Bits. I have
no idea how we end up getting into this were
all talking about. I explained to her how a sixteen

(05:32):
can be to number one and how in basketball there
could be massive upsets where football that would never happen.
It rarely happens. Like you have the app States go
to a and m you have app State go to Michigan.
It's very rare. Those huge things in football happen because
of the discrepancy and athletes, the depth, just everything about it.
And it's different. In basketball you score a point by

(05:52):
moving your hand, and football you gotta do a lot
of things right to get a touchdown. Yeah, you got
to move. People were correct, you gotta move. Yeah, in
basketball without the defenses. This is how I explained it
to Morgan. They don't play defense anymore, so it's bass r.
F DU plays defense and that actually reopened try to
play defense. They play off of them a little bit
and then they follow him because not NBA in college

(06:15):
don't play defense like they used to know. They all
play defense like unbelievably, dude, until you watched FDU, that
is how you play defense. Did you watch one game? Watch?
Did you watch Tennessee that's how you play Did you
watch Arkansas Kansas. I didn't miss a second of it.
I wouldn't even go to the bathroom. I'm pissed on myself.
That's defense. What was defense Arkansas? Kansas? I mean it

(06:38):
was a good game. It was the game changed. I
mean Kansas had it in control. When the when Juan
Harris went up to contest that shot in the corner
comes down in the lands on a photographer's foot. That
was the game changers. Oh that my god? Did he
not come not blaming her an injury? He did come back. No,
he did come back. Actually, good point, right, No, he
did come back and play. But he could he wasn't

(07:00):
the same to one Harris. He was hurt and you can't.
We couldn't run our normal offense. We had to adjust,
and our normal offense wasn't it. It didn't work because
he will would have adjusted the right way. Right. Also,
we're missing our Hall of Fame coach. It's difficult when
you don't have your coach. Your point guard gets hurt.
And here's the thing, we were still the better team.

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The better team lost. If we played a series, Kansas
is gonna win. Kansas was the better basketball. Do you
want march menace to know this series. No, no, that's
what I'm saying. But the beauty of the tournament and
also the sucky part about the tournament, it's the heartbreaking
part is it's only one game. That's the best part
of the tournament. I mean, I'm glad I wasn't back
in my day of betting because I would have put
it all on Kansas because of their three point shooting.

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Arkansas doesn't have any three points. They can't shoot. That's
insane that they won the game. That's why when the
dudes that don't shoot, we're making threes. It was unbelievable.
It really came down to the guard debo. At the
very end. He would drive and he would get a foul.
He was the guy that was getting into everybody was
foul out clear in the court. Everyone was. But I

(08:03):
think I think the non told story of this game
is Jason Dick was whatever was irrelevant. He was a
non factor in this game. They put Anthony Black who
was hurt, who hurt his ankle two minutes into the game.
He was hurt before the game, okay, and he twisted
it again. Who was hurt. But guess what came back

(08:26):
defended because there is defense in college defended Billy Dick
and took Billy Dick out of the game. Billy Dick
shot the ball probably five times total, and that was
the key to this game. Dick did bring a lot
of laughter to the game. I had no idea Kansas
had a player named Dick Cooch and he's amazing. If Dick,

(08:47):
If Dick dicked the ball and played the way Dick
normally plays, Dick would have destroyed Arkansas on his head.
And Arnold's girlfriend Abby said that they make shirts that
says the big Dick energy for him. I don't know
how they're allowed to be those. What does she say?
There's another one too, I don't know something about the
only Dick that's never let me down. No, we didn't

(09:10):
get him that. I mean, I'm gonna get you that
it was. And another thing is Kansas missing free throws.
I mean, that's just that's basketball. They would make one.
You know, you know who mis Jayalen Wilson and Kevin mccoller's,
both seniors, had the front ends of one and ones
they both missed. That's massive, That's that's huge, that's crazy.
You know how many who else miss free throws? Arkansas

(09:33):
they missed four they miss lies? That is a lie?
How how many they miss wait, because you're you're walking
me through it's I guess it's four. Sorry my computer,
I got dirt. There's twenty one to twenty six. They
missed five? Thank you, we missed seven? Who miss questions?
We just make two? Seven and five? He's he's two points.
That's two? About two points? Yeah, and guess guess what

(09:54):
if we make those two? Who wins Kansas because they
only lost my wa I thought where it breaks are? No,
that's exactly right. So you tell me two doesn't make
a difference. It makes a huge difference. And missing the
front end of one and one? God, that's just How
about all the calls that Arkansas didn't get? About those calls?
So you're saying, how about all the fouls are they

(10:14):
called in Arkansas that weren't really foul? So how many
foul points was that? Okay, can't go back. So you're
telling me so you're telling me Arkansas got all the
calls against them? Is that what you're saying? You think
you think Kansas was getting the benefit of every call,
every call? Wow, here here's crazy, You're crazy. He's an
Arkansas fan like Eddie is a diehard Arkansas fan. Yeah,
but he's cheering for Yukon this week. I know. But

(10:35):
this came out of nowhere, and he's actually a really
big fan. You're a fan of Kansas. Not even betting
the game, just watching it out of the pure joy
of my heart. Amazing. It seemed a pretty normal called.
I didn't even see that three point Wait, hold on,
I didn't even see that three point foul until I
looked on Twitter and bones, he goes, did anybody else
see that guy get killed on the three point line?
I see the picture. I guess he did get kind

(10:55):
of killed. Did he use my video? I don't know,
but he posted a video. The ref stuff didn't really
stand out. A guy would drive to the basket, a
foul would get called. Yeah, I mean you're saying that's
not a foul, that is a foul. That's a foul.
That's a three point foul. Where the shot you already
I missed it, look at it. But but I'll tell
you this live and you know what, that's three points.

(11:16):
I know what. It's not doing anything hit play couch
when he's not a great three point shooter. It didn't matter.
He would have missed one in the world. Was it Walsh? No,
it wasn't Walsh. That guy plays a council. He plays
a weird game. He just like SLINKs around. He doesn't
very smooth the hell of a defender. Great defender, but
clunky game. Yeah sure, I mean I would look terrible

(11:37):
out there too. So was that a foul out? You
didn't say anything? I still, I mean, I don't know
where you think he fould him? What where did he
hit about? Where he hit his arm or his whole body?
How about that? I'll just freeze frame it. No, not
a foul, and that's three points. And that's three points.
And how many fouls were called on Arkansas twenty five

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Kansas twenty three? Holy shit, Kansas was getting all the calls,
all the calls. I mean, you say this like they
were just blatantly unbelievable. Kansas shot fifty two free throws
and and Arkansas shot ten twenty five to twenty three fouls.
Sounds like they were pretty human calls. But again, have
them going to the elite eight. So I don't know

(12:17):
why you're seming. Hey, guess what Kansas shot twenty five
free throws Arkansas shot twenty six. Oh god, Kansas got
all the calls. Anytime whistle when you hit the table
and my headphones go out. I mean, and it seems like,
honestly watching the game, it didn't seem that blatant, right,
But whatever your guys are talking about, maybe it was
if you're a fan, but I was not betting. Big
Cat is a famous guy on barstool. He came out

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and said it's tough to beat Kansas and the refs.
So he's a big personality. Bones is obviously a massive
countrywide personality. He's for Arkansas. He saw fouls as a
neutral person. If there's another neutral person that can agree
with me, I thought fouls were just normal. Yeah. I mean,
only nine year old son who picked Kansas in the
bracket is saying, go adde, these refs bet on the

(12:59):
game or what? He had nothing, So you were saying
nothing about the refs. I never said a single word.
I believe you. I believe you. I believe you. I
do not think you're nine year old. Came up with
that theory on how about that last call in mccollers
when the guy drives into lane lowers his shoulder and
goes right through his chest. They owed him that. They

(13:20):
owed him that. They said, the ref said that should
have been called, right, you should have been a charge.
Like it's like they owed him that from the five
ones that were terrible. Ear okay, see you're gonna say
the rest. It was just it was a good game.
I really do think it sucks. I was heartbroken, you know,
but that's over it. Oh little yeah, I'm over it.
I took a thirty minute walk and I was like,

(13:41):
all right, cool, I walked the dog. Hey, and how
about that ending? You didn't even get a three point right? Well,
why didn't they try to foul with two seconds? I
don't know. Okay, don't I yell at your TV, because
that's what we don't know. Right when you when well
and Kansas, I mean terrible the one in one Arkansas
makes the first one, misses the second and get the
offensive rebound on a free throw that can't happen. It

(14:03):
can't have it can't happen. So they got acceptable. So
they go back to the line and they make two
more so they're up three and I'm like, well it's
over because they're just gonna foul us and they weren't
gonna foul us, so we were gonna be able to
get a three point off. So Black, he wasn't even
trying to foul and any Black and he freaking fouled
and it was like it was the best thing he
could have done, even though he wasn't trying to he

(14:24):
was trying to avoid the foul. When they called it,
he was like, oh mad, And I'm like, dude, that
was the greatest thing that could have happened. Dude. I
was so mad because we didn't get the ending we wanted.
I had one shining moment, three ot anything. No, once
he shot the free throws, I was like, this game's
over the time, and we not try to miss the

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second banks it in. Have we not had an overtag yet.
We haven't had a single overtime. We haven't had a
single buzzer beater. We'd had ones with one second, two
seconds left on the clock, but no right at the
buzzer ball in the air, winner, you're right, And it
seems like when they foul, you know you get that
three that comes quick. We haven't had really a lot
of those. The only one that we did, like dude,
freaking last night with FDU in Florida Atlantic. I mean

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it was three three three three. It's like NonStop, dude,
I couldn't believe it. Like crazy, crazy game where f
DU Dickinson in Florida Atlantic and Florida Atlantic, these two
scrappy teams no one's ever heard of, like playing awesome basketball.

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One of the people that's in a suit or something
that's on the scorers table. Apparently it's a paid position
for every other school. Apparently he's a junior at the
school and he's like in a suit. I mean coach.
Look when I go see Arkansas, like there are forty
assistant coaches. There are the players, there are the coaches
on the front bench, and two rows of coaches. All

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of these teams have forty whatever, conditioning coaches, strategy coaches,
line up coaches, whatever. And fairly Dickinson two people, three
dudes back there. One of them didn't have a band.
So the teams, yeah, I think it was barely Dickenson
stepped in and played. They called their kids back from
spring break and they freaking played for them. But yeah,

(16:11):
I mean the Kansas game, I was sad, it hurt,
like it was emotional. But here's what's fun. It was
a great time for me and my kids because coming
down the stretch when we were shooting free throws, I
would stand up and like, bend your knees, bend your knees.
So then my kids were yelling bend your knees, bend
your knees. The last year too, and then Arkansas would
get on the line. They'd be like, don't bend your knees,
don't bend your knees. And it was really fun. You'll

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get out of there, and then you'll get out, get out,
miss it, miss it. This is what that does when
it gets mad. It was it was that was a
fun That was the fun part of it is they
were into it and they were jumping up and down
the jarity. The game was fun for you just it
was a fun game. It's it's heartbreaking. We lost in
a heartbreaking fashion. It sucks. I would have read lost

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to any team in the world, any team in the world.
I would have rather lost to a sixteen seed women's team. Fine,
ain't anybody? Why why do you think that's weird? Rivalries?
Eddie Goodness? Is there a ravelrye? It's more of a
rivalry now that you're all of a sudden an Arkansas fan.
But he's not. He's not a fan. He is a fan.
He's cheering for Yukon over Arkansas. That's not a fan.

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You never cheer for me. You think that I'm gonna
stand in my living room and go come on Yukon. No,
I mean no, coach, I don't have a dog in
this hunt. No. No. But if you say you're an
Arkansas fan, I didn't say that. You're giving me that label,
but you're arguing, coach fan. I watched the game. I
watched the game, but I just asked you, are you

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an Arkansas fan? You said, yeah, which way? Did you
bet Arkansas? On? What? Arkansas? I was the only person
in a bracket that picked Arkansas. No, I'm talking about
just your daily bets, which money I didn't. I didn't
bet that game. You just watched it. An some games
where I'm like, I cannot bet this. I know I can't,
But that game, you really thought the fouls are that blade?
Not having any money on it? Yeah? Really? Yeah? And

(17:58):
that tells you he's a fan. That's That's what I'm saying.
We're learning a lot right here. Not having any money
on it. I didn't really notice the fouls. It was
a normal good play. It was an awesome game to watch,
but it was back and forth. Well, you don't understand
is I'm a coach myself. Okay, coaches and coaches see foul.
Coaches see the game differently. I will tell you these

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They didn't miss any calls on Arkansas. Uh what Arkansas
never committed a foul that didn't get called. No, they did.
They did crucial charge. It is big and I think
he drained a three. Well no, he got to the
free throw line for two free throws and mccolers was
fouled out, which was it was a It was a
big call either way. Like, if they don't call it,
we have the ball up one and mccollers is still

(18:41):
in the game. They call it. They go to the
free throw line, hit two free throws. Mcolers is out
of the game. And those are the teams that wine.
This is gonna be hard to explain, but I get
there's five guys on the court. There's some guys that
are just invisible. Arkansas has a guy that's an individual
in it. I mean Anthony Black. Most unique player, they're
you know, Debo most unique, they're all Walsh, what a

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weird type of game. But he's beneficially gets rebound. He
does that weird, does the dirty work. It doesn't show
up in the stat sheet, but he's he's a key
player on the court. But is it it's an early game, boom,
Let's work the game. Let's work the offense. At end
of the game, give it to debot, get to the lane.
And it was just due to turn into Rucker Park. Hey,

(19:22):
give me the ball. I'm going to final five minutes.
It was great. That awesome. Yeah, and I mean I
just I told lunch box. But can they move the
photographers back? Though? Why are they? Honest question? Well, yeah,
it's easy. Why do they need to be there? They
have high tech cameras, they do not They do not
need to be there. The cheerleaders don't need to do
that close people. And if you watch all the games,

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can stay well, but if you watch these games, because
if you watch any of the games, players are going
flying into the photographers and cheerleaders all the time, right
there on the baseline. And also why are they so close?
Isn't there twenty photographers? Yes, they're shouldn't there be one
guy for ESPN that he can share one guy for CBS,

(20:05):
why are their fifth year reporter? Or you just get
one guy and he can share all his pictures of
everyone guys. Everybody reports on the internet and can do
an article at home. You don't have to be at
the game. It was crazy. I have access to this
Getty image thing. Yeah. And if say, like the Arkansas
Kansas game, it started thirty seconds ago, there's already a
picture uploaded to it from the game from the tip

(20:26):
off quit. Somebody from Getty does that. They are so
fast they take the picture, upload it, label it done.
That way, if a website wants to like talk about
something that happened in the first minute of the game,
that pictures already out and they can say Getty, yeah
that's why. Because I am just like, I don't know
why they're so close. And when he when he went
out and he went straight to the locker room, I
was just like, God, bless the Mary. Anthony black didn't

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he go to the locker room. Was at the game before,
back before the locker room. He went to the bench
and came in. But he was hurt too. But also
Anthony black Man, I just gotta say one thing about him,
he was a top dog recruit. It was amazing Arkansas
got him. Dude, he kind of is invisible on the
court a little bit. Oh my god, stop, I'm telling

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you why he was invisible and it was amazing. Hey,
he's tall, he gets some rebounds, he's a great pass coach.
He's the point guard. He never shoots though he's the
point guard. He didn't even bring the ball up against Kansas.
That's what was awesome about their offense. They changed everything
up on Kansas. Why is he so selfless? Dude, take
the ball to the rat I coach. His job was
to make Grady Dick invisible and he did just that

(21:32):
and then he did it. That's why they won the game.
I'm telling you it's so that was such an important cancelation.
Canceling Anthony Black from the game and Jason Dick just
kind of same thing with the Purdue game where they
canceled Edlee. They made that outside Edlee was a liability
to the point Perdue pulled him out of the game.
May have been foul trouble, but on defense, he couldn't guard.

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They were they were putting everybody outside the three point line,
and Edie couldn't Eddie, whatever the hell is freaking game's barbecue.
Now he's got me saying Edley. Uh zaly, he's saying Edley,
and it's driving me nuts. He couldn't guard, and so
they would pull him out and they were just like,
all right, we'll just put We'll put him on their
words player and he would just drain threes and they're like, well,

(22:17):
this isn't working. Crap getting the hell out of the game.
And they would post him up down in the lane
and he would catch the ball. And what are you
supposed to do when you're seven foot four hold the
ball up hind and do it when two dudes you're
covering their eyes and one guy's grabbing your dick. But
too bad. That's what they did every time he ain't
on his dick. Every time he got the ball, every
time he would grab it, he would bring it down
to his way. He was trying to get to his dick,

(22:39):
all the guys. And then before before we go, let
let's let's put a bow in the end of the
Kansas season real quick, and then we're gonna go to
break muscleman taking off his shirt. I'm like, put your
damn shirt back on you jerk. God him mind. You
don't either stand on the scores table and rip off
your shirt you won the game congratulation, you would only
be saying that you would You would never say that

(22:59):
if Bill self did that. Bill self would never do it.
You wonder why because he's fat? No, No, you want
to know why he Here's the thing. He'd have a
heart attack taking his shirt because he's got a pacemaker.
I have no problem here. Here, here's the problem. Hey,
he rips his shirt off, the pacemaker comes flying. Here's
the thing, muscleman is smart for doing that. He's trying
to create something at Arkansas. When you're not used to winning,

(23:23):
you got to create buzz around your program, and you
got to look like a fun head coach that he wanted. No, No,
that's what I'm saying. He does a good job of
creating that. That's part of coaching right right now, understand
that's what with But but but when you're when you're
I took my pants off. When when you're an established

(23:44):
program that wins, you don't see that like the Bruce Pearl.
I don't know if it was at Tennessee or if
he's been at Auburn when he was paying his chest
and he was in the student section. I don't know
which school he was at. They were good. Then, That's
what I'm saying. You are creating something as something trying
to get your school on the map that isn't already
on the map, and he's doing a great job of
that at Arkansas. I think it's about getting your school

(24:05):
on the map. It's about getting your kids excited about
the game. But it's also getting you the recruits, like
kids that are watching this at home saying, Oh, that
looks like a fun coach. That's I think that helps
bring eyes to like the clips go on the internet. Oh,
let's look at this. Oh what's on Twitter? Oh this
coach is crazy Winds. He's on the score stand with
a shirt off boom. That gives them more interest in Arkansas. Kansas,

(24:28):
great season. We'll be back next year. I mean, were
you happy with the season. Yeah, it was a good season, Like,
I mean, we were really good. It seems pretty pedestrian
this year. I said, they weren't pedestrian. What the are
you talking about? That means they were walking? They lost.
They lost eight games on the year. Guys, you say pedestrian.

(24:49):
So did a Purdue. Now they lost more than that,
no problem. Let me say this about what if a
female coach, now, uh, Becky Hammond freeze the nipple, right,
I mean, wouldn't you as a recruit, wouldn't you want
to go do that that school? But uh, she's gonna
be allowed because guy welcome. Guys can just show the
quality equality. Let's all shed I think there's a beach

(25:12):
now they said that women can or is it a school? Yeah,
South Beach. I've seen it because I was telling lunchbox
that one I was in Iowa. Uh you can't hear
this on TV, but the Illinois ban was was playing
right by where Arkansas was shooting, and as soon as
Arkansas would bring the ball up, they would have waited
about two seconds and there'll go five four three. You

(25:36):
look at the shot clock and there's like fifteen seconds. Dude,
I've never seen that, never heard it. I thought it
was hilarious. The grossest thing is now I got a
cheer for freaking Arkansas to beat Yukon. Why that's gross
because brackets, Because oh, brackets don't matter when your team
is out of it, brackets matters. You got left, that's
what you have left well, I don't know how much

(25:57):
of an Arkansas fan you are, but he's not much.
Vegas thinks Yukon's gonna roll him. I think everyone thinks,
but Ukons is one of the top favorites to win
it all right now, I hope so having my championship,
they think they're just gonna absolutely blow a hole the
Arkansas Razorbacks and we'll talk about I guess there was
more basketball. I don't. I don't know there was a
lot more bad, but we'll talk about it after this.

(26:22):
Can someone please give me an update on like Bill Self?
I mean, we didn't even hear I don't know. Hopefully
he's okay. Hopefully he doesn't retire this offseason. I don't
think they want him to think about basketball well. And
also we're not getting a lot of information. And what
I've realized is I think coaches and players are realizing
you don't have to tell the media everything you don't
because there's a player now Wiggins. I believes there's really

(26:43):
he went to ku it's there's what are the reasons
he's out? You really don't know? It says family matter.
And then also Bill self, why is Bill self out?
Heart issue? Oh? Really heart attack. Yeah, he had two
stints put he had I never read that. Yeah, they
didn't say it was a heart attack. They just said
he had a procedure to put two stints in coach.

(27:03):
It could be barbecue related because he's in Bob's Barbecue's barbecue.
But yes, so anyway, now it's a lawsuit. They realize
it's a fake restaurant. Speaking of Purdue. Yeah, what's up.
I've got away in on it. It's signed to fire
their coach. It's Matt Painter. I understand that he March.
I understand he has allergic to march. Is did you

(27:25):
treat that, Danuary? It's not actually in a relationship with March,
I said, Perdue is allergic to march the last three
tournament is having sex with March. I didn't say anything
about that. I don't know what you're talking about. It
about the Spartans in March. Here's the thing. Matt Painter
has lost to a thirteen seed fifteen s That was

(27:47):
sixteen seed three tournaments in a row, not not not
like spread out, three in a row, absolutely dreadful. Want
to you want to talk about wanting it more? Yes,
you always say that. Why are you looking at me
like that, I'll tell you want it. Oh I don't
want it barely Dickinson out hustle Purdue all over that court. Dude,

(28:10):
that game that you're a coach in America, that's the
game tape you need to watch and base your team
and entirely off that game film. But you can't. Here's
the thing that you can't keep doing that though, Like
they tried it with Florida Atlantic. Different. It's weird, it's weird.
But like they only had two days to look at
Florida Atlantic. They had five days, six days. They had

(28:30):
two days because they played in the playing game. They
played in the playing game. Yeah, but they know who
they would played if they would have won. Right, But
you're you're looking at tape of no no, but assistant
coach is looking at it. Okay, you know you're gonna
play Perdue if you win, if you win, or if
you if you get into the tournament, you're gonna play Perdue.
But so they had a time to build the strategy
for Purdue Florida Atlantic. They're just like, all right, they
have one big dude, but I mean they do all

(28:52):
sorts of other things. We don't know how to do this,
but Perduce, it can take you so far, dude. Perdue
is so unique because they have Edley's in the middle. Yeah,
he's their team, and they eliminated him by just going
small ball. If he brings the ball down, pop it out.
He would like, bring it below his every topic. He
literally and then he never did it. I don't understand.
They got in his head so much. He didn't know
what he was doing. He was the only guy to

(29:12):
rebound and hit him in the face. Yeah, and it, dude,
that's how it is. Head he was. But at least
the thing about this with Edley's is it's a huge
thing because um, he totally forgot my train of thought. Guys,
take it away. It's just amazing how you can scheme
in college. It's so much different than than NBA. Because
when Arizona had DeAndre Ayton, they lost in the first

(29:34):
round of Buffalo, same kind of thing. They collapsed everything
in the lane and said, hey, go ahead and shoot,
we're gonna triple team. You're big guy, and see if
you can beat us. And they couldn't beat it, and
they beat him with speed. Buffalo beat Arizona with speed.
F du beat Purdue with speed speed killed and also
a drug Purdue, the guy with the rope around his arm. Yeah,

(29:54):
he was so terrify. He's their three point shooter, he's
good everything. He was so scared of the three point
line he wouldn't even shoot it anymore. We started giving
it off to other people. You would see him think
about it. I mean, I can't imagine something. You've built
your confidence in doing video work in one show, you
lose all the comfort that's in there, dude, and you

(30:15):
won't do any more videos. Guys. Then also the pressure
just starts mounting the longer the FDU was in that game,
all the pressures on Purdue. So those kids are sitting
there going, god, we're gonna be one of them. We're
gonna lose a freaking sixteen seed. We this is crazy.
And also my nephew, he's in the generation now there's

(30:35):
now been two sixteen seeds be to number one, so
it's not unique for him. We went our entire lives
and never saw it. How old's your nephew fifteen? So
it's happened twice in his life. Yeah, that's still very rare.
They are now two and one hundred and fifty one
or whatever against or two hundred one and fifty. But dude,
never kids, Now it's normal ish for a sixteen. We

(30:57):
used to have the discussion, will sixteen never be to
number one? He said no, And now it happens all
the time, not all the time. Fifteen blew him. Everybody
was blowing and sucking. Fifteen is different. And here's the
funny part. We were taking a cab back from the bar,
Eddie and I can we did you? We already dive
into you guys. No, no, and Eddie aspen Eddie accidentally
placed a money line bet on Fairley Dickinson to win

(31:20):
the game. Coach. It was a glitch like lunchbox, you saw.
We were betting on a different game. He was trying
to lie bet on Yukon and they were playing Kennesaw
State or whoever. They weren't playing Kenesaw State. I don't
know who they were playing, and they were losing it
and he was like, oh, okay, I'm gonna lie bet
Yukon and he hit it and it said, all right, congratulations,

(31:41):
money line bet on fair And he's like, no, no,
I ars, So I go onto the website. We get home,
I get on the website. I look at customer service.
How do I dispute this before the game starts? Send
him an email? I say, I accidentally picked on ten dollars.
Oh my gosh for a fair lad, right, fairly, Dickinson.
This is such a rookie mistake. Listen. So then I

(32:05):
send the email. Freaking game starts. No email, God, dang it.
The bets still alive. Whatever, it's ten bucks, right? Who
cares to win? What to win? One hundred and ninety?
The game goes on. Dude, Oh my gosh, five minutes left,
barely Dickinson has a good shot. I win in this game.
But they keep saying this has only happened one time

(32:27):
before in history. It can't happen again. It's impossible. It's crazy.
So I send it to lunchbox. Here's my screenshot. Dude,
what do I do? They're offering me fifty bucks? Do
I cash out fifty or let it ride baby for
one hundred and ninety? What did you say? I said,
I don't know what I would doing. Man, it's a
tough call. Actually the tech said this show that. The

(32:50):
tech said, Man, that's tough. That's what I just said.
What did you do question mark exactly. I cashed out
and then here's the thing, and I thought about it.
I just remember you did there was a rookie. Yeah,
want you want to know why he really screwed up.
I know why he really screwed up. Why you let
the game play out and then you hit up customer

(33:12):
service if it goes south? No, they won't do it,
will No they won't. Yeah they will not. Maybe you're
Bovada not these guys. Wait a minute, I have been.
I thought. The more I thought about it, I thought
that was your ten dollars free bet that you got
for opting in No, And so that's why I was like,
oh my god, a free beat. You never cash out
on a free bet now because if it loses day anyway.

(33:32):
But that's what I thought over the weekend is like,
oh my god, Eddie cashed out on the free bet.
How what did something happened where I was supposed to
win that bet? Because I hit everything for the next
like eight hours. It's amaze of that day, dude, I
made four hundred dollars on Saturday. That's for you. For me.
Start up started with forty mother girl. I was like,

(33:54):
this is crazy. Then Sunday. But did your bets increased
when you had four hundred? Then when then it does
on Sunday? That's what happened. The same is every better
on Sunday. I'm no longer betting five dollars a game,
no longer doing ten dollars on a live bet. I'm
doing twenty. See, I'm doing fifty. You've changed fifty. Here's
where I screwed up. You've changed last night. I'm Marquette live.

(34:15):
Give me Marquette plus seven hundred? Oh, who are you?
Hundred dollars? Whatever happened to this? Saying right here? I
put a dollar on it? All right? I think the
way they lose by fourteen, I don't even know the
final I mean, Marquette just blew it. Here's another you

(34:37):
know what I learned about March madness. We also have
to look at when we're looking at at the brackets
before you're filling it out, You've got to look at
who has men and who has boys. You've got to
look at the physicality of their same age coach except
for Timmy, no disagree. Look at their Instagram. Look at Duke.
They're all a bunch of nineteen year olds and Tennessee
or all twenty three year olds and they what about Kansas?

(35:00):
How how old are they? Ah, they're a mix. Okay,
because because Arkansas nineteen year olds and they kicked your ass?
Did they kick our ass? Yeah? They won the game.
They're still playing, so so that's kicking your ass. Yeah?
Absolutely weird coach coach in a UFC fight, if McGregor

(35:21):
wins and bones Jones doesn't, who who kicked? Who kicked
whose ass? No? No, just if you if you are
hitting your ass kicked the whole fighting, you land on
one punch, you didn't kick his You and I fight
and I'm standing, you're on the ground, I kick your ass.
That's not true. That's absolutely inaccurate. No, No, that's hot.
What did what I just to get back on it,

(35:41):
What did Kansas do wrong? Did they need to shoot more?
Three sh How did how did the fifteen point leading? Ja?
I told you. What happened is once Harris hurt his ankle,
he wasn't the same. We didn't run our normal offense
because he couldn't move. You don't got any bench, guys,

(36:03):
don't you get good recruits? What the hell? Yes? But
he is the catalyst for everything, he is everything. And
then also kJ Adams getting in foul trow I mean,
and they called fouls on Ouda setting screens and I
still don't know that, Like the announcers didn't say what
he was doing wrong on the screens. He was setting
screens just like he does all screens. So obviously Arkansas,

(36:26):
Arkansas saw something on tape and brought it to the
notification of the officials, and they were looking. They were
looking for something. I don't know what it. Arkansas saw
that the refs aren't gonna be swinging their way, so
they just gotta show shoot threes, and they got lucky
and made a lot of threes. Arkansas made a lot
of three. They made freaking what changed the game, absolutely
washed hitting the three. Uh ricky counsel making threes. How

(36:48):
many threes you think Arkansas made, I would say less
than five, less than five in pivotal moments, right, But
saying they made a lot of threes, they made three
when they need to they made three. Three. Lets you
know how many threes they make on average? Not a lot.
I bet you it's more than three. On paper, I
would have bet Kansas every day of the week and
twice on Sunday. If the game happened tomorrow, who would

(37:11):
you bet Kansas? Thank you? No, I'm just saying it's
they lost. But yes, Kansas I still think is the
better team. I know. I mean it was all Arkansas.
Their fans were weren't even on camera. They weren't even
on TV. Dude, They're just right there. The whole crowd
was Kansas. They had a quarter of a section, dude,
the whole freaking arena. It was how does that work? Well,

(37:33):
they're closer and they have more fan good fans support. Yeah,
they have. Think Alabama's been playing in like, uh, were
they in Birmingham somewhere? They had one game in Birmingham
because I know, yeah they were in Birmingham because it
was not there. Well, they're I mean they're the top seed.
They tried, I mean, which is weird. I don't understand
when Purdue played in Indiana. I don't know where Purdue played,

(37:55):
but I don't understand whereas in the West Region, but
they played in Des Moines. Like if the West region,
you would think you're farther out west. I know you're
going there for the Sweet sixteen. If you would have
made it, you go to Las Vegas, so I thought
they would play out, but I don't know how that worked.
West to Columbus, I don't know. Can they put the
name where? Why can't I want to see the city
name as big as the courts right in front of

(38:18):
the happens. I'm like, I don't know where the game was.
Someone asked us this the other day and we were
at the bar, and they asked us, do you like
it how they're using just a generic court for or
should they use wherever they're at the court? You know
what I mean? Whatever school, I'm gonna go. Yeah, but
they're not playing in school right. But they shirts they
there were too There was too much slipping. So I
feel like the new floors, whatever, the logos and all

(38:40):
the maybe, no, you think the paints went coach and
this were freaking that's sweat. That sweat, that's sweat. Oh
my god, you think the paints Westy? How come this
went game? If you watch a normal game, do they
slip as much as they did? Have they been slipping
in the tournament? No way, Maybe it's just nerves and
sweat off the sweat. Hey, that little shot clock thing

(39:00):
at the free throw line? Can you see that in
person or is that just on TV? That's on TV,
the one on the court. Okay, Bezer in painting. Bezer
asked me, and I go, oh, yeah, we just see
it on TV. But then I started thinking about it
more and more, and I thought the players, Baby, it's
the shot clock at the free throw line that they

(39:21):
just put on the court. Yeah, it's for the for TV.
I know you're talking about when it gets out like five,
they start doing that little ski. How's that gonna like
help the play? Fans can see it right right? Yeah?
But who cares about that? I mean talking about destribing
that dude. It's like what the players are looking down
at their feet. I mean yeah, and the game the
best game here too. There was a Kansas guy a

(39:42):
shot from half court, right, was it Kansas? Yeah? Holydrain,
nothing but net. It was beautiful, a great show, yea.
I took a break on Sunday and I went to
play basketball with my kids. We were like, let's just
get it, get away from the TV for a little bit.
We all tried that shot, not even close really, and

(40:03):
I mean it was like it was because it wasn't
a line drive. It was it wasn't a buzzer beater
kind of shot. It wasn't like like reach out. It
was just two feet squared shoot like it was a
regular three. They practice those and also boys on Sunday, No,
you know what they need to practice. I'm gonna tell
you what kids need to practice. Practice free throws. Every
kid out there other than that, go out and practice

(40:24):
free throws. Blocking out practice that. I mean, all you
have to do. You dream about hitting a half court
shot at the buzzer to win a game, more realistically
is you're gonna need to hit a free throw to
win a game. And that is the difference making free throws.
It may not be sexy, it may not look cool
that you can make free throws, but it's the most
important thing in the world. That's all I gotta say. Okay,

(40:49):
go ahead, And what are the games stood out? Uh?
Friday Night Memphis Florida Atlantic was incredible. Didn't watch that game?
Was so badass, back and forth, back and forth. And
then Memphis takes the lead by one and f AU
comes down, turns it over. Oh my god. Then they

(41:10):
dive on it and oh Memphis throws at the half court.
They turn it over to the f AU they dribble,
it goes down in the lane jump ball, jump ball,
f au ball with seven seconds left, so they call
it time out and they it's the inbounds underneath the basket.
They run a play, kick it to the guy in
the left corner. He fakes the three. The guy jumps

(41:30):
the block and he goes around in the lane. Two
people gonna block it, whays it in with two seconds
to go. They go by one. It was awesome. They
Kentucky or Memphis inbounds. It throws it, dribbles, never shoots,
it doesn't even get a shot off before the clock.
It was so for Penny Hardaway gets pissed and throws

(41:51):
his water bottle across the court. Oh, it was so good.
What team was the one where the game was over
and they dunked on it? Anyway? That was That was
last night, right. It was Florida Atlantic against f DU
Fairy Dickinson. They FDU backed off one and the dude
goes into a three sixty dunk and bricks it and

(42:13):
US coach got pissed. Yeah, got sot right, No, no,
but Tobin and he let me tell you, FDU great
greatly coached team. Oh yeah, what that guy talked about
a mile a minute. They were so well coached. They
did everything right, everything right. And their little point guard,

(42:35):
the five eight guy, unbelievable, he was really quick. Hey,
those those uh, those two coaches. Something's off right on
both of them, their New Jersey guys. What do you
mean they're just something just a little off to where
like Bill self doesn't talk like that. I think he's
just pretty excited. I mean they but even the Florida

(42:56):
Atlantic coach Florida, huh, something different about the after you guy. Man,
it was a great man. Man man been in New Jersey.
Do you know what I like? I like pizza, Hi, pizza,
pizza pepper runny man. I can't do his accent. But
he was good. I mean it was it was so good.
Well he does the whole Purdue thing right, Like you know,
I'm more I watched Perdue. The more they would beat
him funny, hilarious and then great and then Florida and

(43:19):
he really saw something that they could beat him. They
really did, and triple team his ass. Hey, and then
Florida Atlantic they win. They interview the coach. I'm like,
sums off of this dude. Whatever, But he coaches sums off.
I thought he was great thought and I think they
said during the game that he coached an AU team
one time when he was in college, and he spent
all summer yelling at him and he goes at the

(43:40):
end of the summer, I looked at myself. I was like,
that wasn't fun for them, and it sure as hell
one fun for me. So that's when I stopped yelling.
Oh good like he got I him a little bit
more calm on the sidelines now, because after that summer,
I was just like, that's not the way to do it.
Small take on Tom is though. I think he retires
after this season. Maybe he's announced that he is. I
don't think he has. Damn is he being very sweet

(44:03):
to reporters. He really Yes, he threw a clipboard one
of the games. But when those chicks come in interview him,
he goes, thank you very much, Molly, thank you, Sarah,
thank you, Gail, thank you. Always refer to them with
her name. Dude. He's very sweet. Now, he's smiling, he's laughing,
he's emotional. I think this is it for his ooh
you here heard it here on the podcast. Did you
watch them interview the FAU point guard. Maybe yes, I did,

(44:28):
and he said he said the S word. He said
like he said, I've been trying to prove this ship.
Yeah right, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry hey, and then she's
not as her employer, and then she goes Madison Square
Garden in New York, Like what does this mean to you?

(44:49):
He's like, we're just gonna go out there and do
what coach tells us to do and just you know,
beat that team. We're gonna play. Yeah, she wanted more. Yeah, okay,
I think everyone wanted more. It's like I think he
nervous after he said shit, but he just he just
like he couldn't talk a bit. Every every answer was
just like between he said, he said, they were all

(45:10):
every answer was after that was on. My team just
trusted me, and we all love each other and we're
just here to play and we're just yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
thank thank you. COO like, oh it's you know, iconic,
We're going to Madison Square Guard nothing like that. He was, well,
does Tobin do they does produce fire their coach and
hire Tobin? I don't think so. I don't think they're
gonna fire Map and they should fire map painter. But

(45:32):
here's the thing. The Big Ten is all the same,
slow plotting. They look good against each other in the
regular season, get the tournament, they're out. They're out athlete
like Indiana. Last night Miami happened to the two NBA guys.
Here's the problem. They're just the other They're just slow,
Miami fast athletic. I watched Miami, though, and they were

(45:55):
Miami should have lost a drake. Miami should have lost
a drake. I don't know. And that's what I told you, guys.
The tournament is so crazy. Is one game you look
like the world beaters, next game you look like dogshit. Dude,
looked like they were the best team in the tournament,
got their ass kicked by today. It's about a hit,
cold hand man. It's weird. How are my team's looking
the ones I picked at the beginning of the season,

(46:16):
you had Texas and Yukon I think, and maybe Alabama earlier.
Did you have Alabama that early? I don't. I don't
think not that early. I don't think that. I think
you had Tech. I think those are your two left,
Texas and Yukon. And here's the thing, did you watch
the TCU Arizona State game on Friday, and I didn't
watch that twelve I was whacking it. No, I mean
it was just a great Arizona State. They're all about
twelve feet tall. No one told me this that they were.

(46:38):
I mean the tallest people in the state. Made it.
You're the sports penis. There was a plan. Yeah, they
played in and freaking great game. Arizona State up a
lot boom come back. Uh TCU was up by three.
Freaking Arizona State in ball got left, crossover back right,
three right, No, no, tie the game, tie the game

(47:00):
with like six seconds left? Did you see you? Time out?
Time out? Run a play, set the screen for Mike Miles.
They trap off the double team, he drops it off
to the big man runner in the lane, drain off.
About was about one point five seconds left. Great game.
Then what happened at the end was it er? That's

(47:22):
when I started crying. Mike Mile was over nap nap
point guard for freaking TCU. He is awesome. Did you
watch the Gonzaga game last night? I had to take
I had to be done on Sunday. I agree with
Eddie won't playing basketball March Madness is awesome, but on Sunday,
you have that feeling. Coach. I consumed probably a total
of ten pizzas twenty deers. I mean, Coach. My wife

(47:46):
brought brought ranch waters. You ever heard of that? Yeah,
it's the tequila. We had people coming over three weeks ago.
No one touched the ranch water. She had a twelve
packs in the fridge for three weeks. I was like,
a screwed, it's March madness. I drank the whole damn
thing in like five hours. You gotta throw it away.
I drank them all, Coach. That was mango, uh lime

(48:07):
blood orange Coach. In five hours, they were gone. I'm way, dude,
I'm we got a rule if if there's boozing the
fridge that nobody drinks, just throw it away. We're not
just gonna force ourselves to drink it, and it's not
gonna sit in the fridge. And there was tequila's there.
We've had ranch waters that have sat in they get
thrown away. There was a miller like that my dad
bought when he was here three months ago. Coach, he
was sitting in there and I was like, I'm out
a ranchwater. I mean it was by the time nine

(48:32):
o'clock came on Sunday, Coach, I'm like, I'm done, I'm
going to bed. I was like Gonzaga and here I
wanted to watch them because they're my national champ pick
in my bracket. That well, yes, wait wait it's Kansas.
It's a calculator, right, I understand calculated wrist? No, no, no, calcata.
Do you want to talk about Eddie's Calcutta after the break? No, no,

(48:58):
we're gonna go to break in a second. But my
my national champ pick is a little bit of a
calculated risk because you gotta look at it. Eighty percent
of the people are gonna pick Alabama. That was me. Okay,
So if you have Alabama by the Sweet sixteen Elite eight,
if you're not in first place, you're done. You're you're
iced out, agreed. And so I look at it as

(49:18):
am I gonna be that good in the first year rounds?
I think I am? But if I'm not, I still
give my self a chance. Am I good? Better? Like?
Right now, look in our hey and in our bracket,
I'm in second place. Guess what the first person play? No,
guess what? No, no, but the first place person that's Alabama.

(49:39):
So if I have Alabama, guess what, I'm not gonna win. Yeah.
So I have Gonzaga and I watched him last night.
I don't think Gonzaga is gonna win the national title.
Should have got Kansas. Hell no, they're not. They struggled
all year against teams up in the past. Correct Pepper nine.
They can score, they can San Francis Horn right up there.
They can score. Their d defense isn't very good. And

(50:01):
I don't know Timmy's eighty years old. Timmy is seventy
five years old, but he can still move for seventy
five year old. And that's the one thing is he
is twenty five and other guys he's playing against our
eighteen and nineteen. Who's your national champ, Bama? Who's your
national champ? Mine's Bama. If you could change your national
champ after watching all the games, who would you change it? To?

(50:21):
Tell us after the rest of the break. That was
a good tease. That's a great question. I started, yeah
the most because do you want to are you going
with who has been the most impressive or who would
you If you like Bama, stay with him, but if
you could change it, you can. Here's your chance. Hell, no,
Bama has nobody on their side of the bracket. I mean,

(50:44):
I get Michigan State in Tennessee, Michigan State, the family team,
Tennessee the marriage team. But Bama is going to roll
to the championship and they may run into trouble there.
That's hang up in this lunchbox. No, you wanted to
start it, well, he already ruined that. Oh will you
go ahead? I'm not, I'm not. I'm not changing it. Bam,
Roll tide, baby Bama. Bama made it very clear in

(51:06):
the first round we can beat your ass. We can
score ninety six points on you. Without our star Brandon Miller,
he scored zero points. Watch that crap, good luck and
I no one's gonna be Bama. I watched him live
in Nashville, Silent Assassin. However, sorry for the reference. However,
I think Xavier is much better than I that thought

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they were. What in the world, dude, Xavier is terrible.
You want to bring up Kenessas State, Hey, first rounds?
I mean, how okay, it's risky? How cool is it
for Kennesaw State? A few like three years ago they
won one game? Was the same about fumes. They were

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one game, then they win five games. How the hell
do you get people? Oh, hey man, speed kills and
you have a great hand. But I'm just saying, if
you're a coach recruiting, hey man, come to our school. Man.
We won one game last year. I promise it's getting better.
That tells you Basketball is about being hot, having confidence,
just getting lucky at the right time. It's a crazy game,

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but it's also about good coaching. Those smaller schools and
they stay around for four or five years. A lot
of these people that a lot of the teams are older.
Because of the COVID year, they get an extra year,
so they're twenty three, twenty four years old. Hell, the
one guy in Kentucky, if I don't know if they were,
he's twenty seven oscars. No, no, Memphis, Memphis, Memphis, sorry, Memphis.

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Some guy that were the headman. I think they were saying,
he's twenty seven years I mean, and he may come
back for a fan. But hold on, hold on, hold on.
If I didn't go to college, I can play, right,
you have four years. Yeah, so I never went to college,
and I am, you know, from another country. I'm a baller.
But no one's ever come to my city to watch
me play. I could go. There has to be a limit,

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no chance, I'm telling you can't. Just no, no, no,
that that's that's life, a statue to limit his life.
You're worse when you're older, I know, But I just
don't think you can go back and do it. You
google him. I'm trying to figure out because I hope
I'm right, because I'm gonna sound like a dumbass if
I'm not. I told my wife this. No, I think
you're right. As long as you've not played professionally, then

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why is there not a story of some thirty year
old going back and playing. Why is there not one?
Because if you look at it, like Charlie Ward went
and played baseball, you know, like the Chris Winky went
and played baseball, then went to Florida State and played
football at twenty five or twenty six years old, and
he won't I mean, right, did he play baseball minor leagues? Yes?
I think the answer is this. I think that they

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were so good when they were younger that they tried.
They already went their college like I don't think you're
good and then don't even get looked at. But you're
telling me there's not one person of all the stupid
ass things Americans do that has thought about going back
to school and just trying to make a team. Not one.
There's not one person. I don't care about Chris Winkler.

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I don't care about Eddie saying that he might try
and play. I want to talk about a legit athlete
that never played in college that thinks they got a change.
It has to be someone from another country, because in America,
they're gonna spot you and they're gonna recruit you. Right,
has to be from another country, or it's just somebody
that just gave up on the game. But they don't.
But sometimes you get pissed at the game and you
give up on you, or you get a girl pregnant,

(54:19):
you gotta go to work. Okay, the mother basketball? What's
his name? Something? Who's that? Who's the actor? Allen? Hold On?
Hold on, I'm trying to find the god dang freaking
dude's name. But I would change my pick to the

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Yukon Huskies if we were changed, the third favorite in Vegas, right,
if we were changing, I have been so impressed. They're
that good there, dude. They moved to Bristol and go
suck them down. They have weapons everywhere the guys, the
guy inside is dominant. They shoot the three real well.
They got athletes at every position, And oh, you're gonna

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say everybody hasn't that. I just think if they're all athletes,
I've been in every position more impressed with Yukon than
I have with Alabama. That's it. But in the first
half they've struggled a little bit. Ukon hadn't been great,
but when they're putting that second half, they look unbeatable.
Alabama has length, They're all trees with long arms and
long legs, and I don't know if that occas to

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a winning team. Yeah, but who's on Alabama? Who's gonna
match up with that? Skinny Dude's gonna match up with
freaking big dude. Download for Yukon, He's gonna beat them.
Hell Ukon, they're all humongous. They're humongous, They're all humongous.
Well that's anybody called it mid season, I did mid
season coach. This is like week two. Yeah, I came
on here a week two and said, these guys are
gonna win the whole damn thing. But but I didn't

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know Bama was DeAndre Williams from Memphis from Klein Forest
High School, is twenty six years old and he's funny
college basketball? How is that possible? Coach? I think we're
onto something. We gotta find that guy there. Hey, dude,
you knocked up your chick. It's not over, dude. It's
not a football thing it was. It's gonna be a
basketball or baseball that's not interesting. I know they've ever

(56:07):
done the rookie on that. There has to be a
basketball guy that never played. He just got pissed at
the game and just coach. Coach. A lot of thoughts
in my head while I'm watching the tournament, but one
that keeps coming up is is he gonna go to
the NBA? And all of a sudden, you see Tiger
Cambell he's too short. Hey, Zach a Eddie who you

(56:27):
don is going to the NBA? He ain't going to
the NBA. He's not gonna go to the he's too slow. Yeah,
you were wrong on that. You see these point guards.
The guy from FDU slightening fast, but he's five eight.
So is there no chance? Can we go back to
to uh, what's the name? Busy Buggsy bugs can we can?
Can we can we go back to Spud Webb and

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we with the NBA. Nate Robinson, Nate Robinson, that could work.
It's the taller guys that are screwed because the NBA's
moved away from the post position now. They just all
launched threes and everybody's faster. If you can't shoot from
outside and you're a big man, you're you're really screwed.
They're not screwed. Speeds there, there's they're kind of there.

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There's a point guard a few years back for Purdue,
Mugsy Bogues. No, then how does Trey Young do it?
He's big, he's not short. Trey Young is six two
or something in comparison. Yeah, I'm talking. We're talking about
these five eight guys. Yeah, I'm trying to think of
a kid's name that. Uh Carson Edwards was his name
googling for me. I'm good Trey Young six one. Carson

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Edwards played for Purdue a few years back and he
was baller, train, threes, quick, everything, and I was like,
this dude is sure for sure NBA. He got dropped
by the Celtics, never really made it. He plays overseas.
He's five foot eleven. Okay, he was. He was another thought.
I had the twins. A lot of teams have these
twinsh No, it was Arkansas. Arkansas have twin has twins. Uh,

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they're both big center twins. Big fan. You just found
that out. Um, I had no idea. I watched them
all seas. I thought it was the same dude, So
it gave me the idea, who also too, has the
Spanish guys Spanish twins? Yes, Tennessee. No, no, no, no,
he's a big Spaniard dude. But oh my gosh, they
just played. They were just playing. They just played, like
don't I don't know. The rotate them in. They rotate

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him in. And this is what I'm thinking, they suffer
each other. No, well, here's the handle the basketball, here's
the deal they put like like the two Arkansas twins,
they have two different hairstyles. Okay, so you know when
one's in, one's clearly better than the other. You know,
when the good guy's in, you know, when they saw
him for the other guy the other team. Gosh, who
was it? I mean, oh, the brother got in at

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the very end of the game. Oh, I mean it
had to have been they lost, not produce, they lost.
They lost. It was probably something Marquette, Uh, Marquette. Good God,
Shaka Smart does it again. I think they said shock
is smart when he's the favorite, has the worst record

(58:57):
in the history of any college coach when he's the
favorite in the game. I think they were I think
they were pitt guys. Oh anyway, anyway, but one of
them had yellow shoes, the other one had black. Yes,
I know you're talking about. I put on the same shoe.
Make them think it's the same person that never goes out.
Why don't they do that? They have numbers. They have

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numbers on their jersey, so it's pretty obvious. How how
like often are you looking at numbers a lot? Hey
I got five, I got five, you got twelve, you
got twelve. And also, when you're backing the guy down
the paint, you do a nut check, you know how big?
But dude, that's quite the advantage of finding two brothers
the same size that look identical. Yeah, it's pretty impressive.

(59:38):
Did they're obviously gonna play basketball together. They're brothers, so
it makes sense. They're probably gonna go to school close
to home. They're gonna get recruited, well, like Michigan State
houser there that he has a twin brother and they
used to be at Marquette and they transferred. I don't
know where the other brother went, but he went to
Maybe he's at a houser at Michigan State. I don't
know where he think about it. The coach, the recruiter,
goes over to their house, sees one brother they're recruiting.

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There's another brother. Oh what if we were recruit him together.
But he's talking to one in the living room and
the other one so he didn't know the other one
existed before the cereal in the kitchen, bogo. That's also
how you get the parents. I want to get one
for you. We'll take both your kids. But my take
on Purdue very small. But on Sunday Selection Sunday, it
was Lunch's favorite. Remember we all heard him just from

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the mouth about well, guess what, Clark Kellogg, Every single
guy all about Perdue. They're on their knees. They actually
had to remove the chairs from the desk so that
every guy, Clark Kellogg, whatever the other guy's name was,
every single one of them was on their knees for Purdue.
Guess what. They were dead wrong. You have to watch
the games for yourself. Purdue was terrible and I told

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you guys. Was I wrong about Iowa State? Yes, but
I told you guys, Purdue is god awful and I
was dead right. We even had a guy on Twitter
it said, I hope Ray's not right. I was right.
You have to watch the games. The announcers for some
god knows what reason thought Perdue was. I still don't
know how Purdue was number one seed. If you just
watch them, they didn't have a lot of one number

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one seed the committee. Texas could have been a one seed.
Yeahs in them, but Texas was I mean, just looking
at if you watched them play basketball, Texas was better
than play and watch them. Ever seen him playing pickleball?

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And so they just felt like they had to get
Purdue number one seed. I mean, Ucla could have been
a one seed over Perdue. I don't know. It was
just weird, but whatever they put him as a one seed.
That whole bracket is just out the window. Because Madison
Square Garden thought they were getting the big boys, and
they're getting They're getting you Michigan State, Kansas State, Florida, Atlantic,
and Tennessee and it's just wild. But Eddie, here's the

(01:01:45):
funny part is Eddie does this Calcutta where he pays
money for different team, which is the stupidest thing there is.
It is, well, unless you get one of the I mean,
if you have Florida Atlanta, I don't know the only
way to make money if if you pick a team
that is so unexpected and makes it multiple round impossible.

(01:02:07):
Who the hell pay Princeton nobody missing? I'll Missy Garrett's
wife because she had a friend that cheered on the
cheerleading team there. Wow, so then they made money, that's
what she didn't Calcutta, Eddie and Calcutta. He bought his
sleeper team North Carolina State. How much you pay for them?
North Carolina? I paid thirty nine thirty nine dollars? Or

(01:02:28):
North Carolina State? How much money did they make you
on your investment? That's zero? All right? You the answer
to that. So then Eddie's like, man, I gotta get
me another team. And He's like, man, well, Ray said,
Iowa State is a sleeper. Iowa State is a sleeper.
And the bidding kept going up and up and up
and up and up and Edie's like, man, I got this,

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the only team get When the bidding is going up,
you're thinking like, hey, I'm not the only one. Ray's
not the only one that thought they were good. Other
people are thinking they're good. I've never seen they were
They're in my championship. And how how much did you
pay for Iowa State, Eddie? Which I paid eighty nine
dollars for Iowa stays. They didn't even make another first seven?
And how much did they make you on your investment?

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Zero eddiement. I mean they may have made four field
goals a second half. It was awful to watch. Coach.
Here's the crazy thing. Pittsburgh in the entire game made
eighteen field goals and had eighteen turnovers, and they won
by like twenty points. How does that happen? So Iowa
say it was just ice cold, absolutely dreadful. How do

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you have as many turnovers as you do field goals
and still win the game by almost twenty This is crazy.
I'm looking at my history. I was looking for the
Calcutta stuff. I'm looking through my history on the over
the Week ESPN. It's Yahoo Sports, ESPN Draft Kings. Yahoo Sports,
ESPN DraftKings Daily Mail coach, I'm looking at records. I mean,

(01:03:57):
oh my god. Hey, you always know when you look
at the hist it says ESPN is just a bunch
of box stors. I was in a hole, guys, it's
not good. Also, I did cash out. I cashed out.
What the what happened was scenario? So after the break, no, no, yeah,
after the break last night, my wife made me, I'm

(01:04:21):
gonna watch the No, I'm gonna watch Gonzaga, Gonzaga versus TCU.
I've never seen anything like her. I cheated and I
have t I have Gonzaga minus four and a half.
And so I watched the game. They're losing. I'm like, god,

(01:04:43):
come on, come on. They start coming back, they start
getting the lead. Then they're up by five or six,
you know, with a minute to go, TCU hits the three,
so they're down by uh four. They foul and we
make two free throws with point seven seconds left, up
by six. Boom, let's go, oh cash that ticket. They

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let TCU roll the ball all the way down the
court and he picks it up and drains the three.
And I saw that. I saw it was so fast,
and I was like, Gonzaca just go up and put like,
go make him pick up the damn ball. What do
you get seven? How is there even enough time to
catch it? No, they rolled it, I know, so he

(01:05:25):
just picked it up and shot up. But even picking
it up and shooting it takes more than that. And
I was just like they were too busy high five
in each other. They didn't even like care, and I
was just like, that is a sign that I need
to cash out because all this money's gonna go back
into their freaking account. I'm sorry, and I freaking cash
that sucker. I was. I cashed out for a thousand

(01:05:47):
left I left. Wow. Yeah, so did you rake? You
raked it in? I rate? Well, I'm down four hundred
for the Ncuba tournament. Well, I mean overall, but I
mean I bought. I bought in with three hundred when
I started betting on the Eagles forty nine ers game.
That's when I started boom boom boom, boom boom. And

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so that's cute, coach. Trust me, After year five, you're
gonna forget where you started. And then I want a
thousand on the first commerce tournament to do an Excel spreadsheet. Really, yeah,
I did it. One time. Don't most depressing. They don't
do it just they're just kind of Let me tell
you this, If you do an Excel spreadsheet of all
the gambling, it's very easy. All you just you can
go to some of these websites. I really don't know

(01:06:29):
now the state ones, but it used to be the
overseas websites. They would do it all. You could light
it all up and put in Excel. You'd see that number.
I guarantee you to make you stop gambling. There's not
a person on the planet except for if they live
in Vegas, and even then out of it. It's in
the positive. Trust me. Oh, gambling is set up for
you not to win. Yes, most people like us, like

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in your office, that have a normal job, aren't winning.
There are people in Vegas that win, obviously, and trust me,
they lose two no end. If they're up, they're up
probably the same mount that we make as a living
making a living. Oh, I think some of them are millionaires.
Off of sports Gambler, Out of your mind. You live
in a fantasy. Yeah you're drunk, Yes, you're probably on.
Actually you're not drunk, you're messed up. He came to

(01:07:15):
the show messed up, you're messed up today. You think
that that's true. But but hey, I will give Bezer credit.
She always becays, you know, we'll put a hundred in
the account, and you know we let it spread it
out over a couple of weeks. So you're telling me
you don't think there's professional gamblers that make a million
dollars a year in game? It's rare. If they do props,
that's rare. And what are you talking about? Ten of them,
A twenty of them, a hundred of them, thousands of them.

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I don't know. I don't know how many. I would say, yeah,
there's probably ten of them, okay, in the whole world.
But no, no, no, let me say this. So, how
much do you think if you're a professional gambler, gambler gambler,
how much do you think they make positive for the
year some years or positive some years and then they're
in they're in the hundreds of thousands some years or
up some years and down. I bet you they go
one year where they're like, dude, we're up two hundred thousand.

(01:07:57):
It was crazy, a great year. The next year we
lost about it. That I don't think you aren't a thousand.
I think you're way under selling it. If they're making millions,
they'd be putting a casino a casino by a single person,
a casino losing millions. I think I think that there's
more of a chance of a company doing a syndicate,
like like a group of a group of people that

(01:08:17):
do it. Bro. You you make a million out a casino,
you ain't going back there, ain't going back there. Well,
some of them. They have to have people go place
the bets for them. They can't get it down. That's
what I'm saying. How the hell are they There's no
way they're clearing And after a while you run out
of casinos because you know who the casinos want us
schmucks who are doing a thousand here, five hundred, going
to Vegas dropping four hundred. They love us smucks. They
love the slots, they love the dumbass parlay cards, the

(01:08:40):
million dollars whales. Get the out of my casino. We
don't want it. But because they don't exist, they don't exist.
But let me say this, Bezer proved it to me.
We'll do one hundred, and you know we'll go up.
Oh my gosh, you're a three hundred and fifty. Oh
my gosh, I picked the slam Dunk contest winner. Holy crap,
seven hundred down to two hundred. Up to there. She'll
show me the checks and balances we'd ended up depositing
four hundred be cashed out three fifty. I mean it

(01:09:03):
always you want fifty bucks though, no, bless, I mean
you lost. Fifty always is equal. We'll do a stretch
of four weeks and she'll do the math, and I
swear to God, it's not equal. You'll be losing or
you'll lose. It may be fifty dollars, but you're definitely losing.
It's a it's an amazing because of the equilibrium. There's
the highs and then you bet higher like Eddie. Eddie
says dollar on it, but guess what, Eddie then put

(01:09:26):
one hundred dollars on it. That's the great equilibrium, and
it brings us all together because when we're up, we
bet big. When we're down, we're untilt. When we're down,
we're chasing. There's no such thing as winning and casually
smartly betting no, then you get careless well, because when
you lose, you lose one hundred percent of the money.
You put in where you win, you only get eighty

(01:09:48):
percent and the money that you put in juice. So
therefore you will never catch up juice. You have to
be lucky double up. What about double up to catch up?
I try then a parlay four teamer. It always comes
down to the final teamer, because what is the hardest
seeing gambling to do? Win the final leg of a parlay.

(01:10:10):
And let me tell you, man, you wake up on
Friday morning and you're so confident on these five teams
are gonna win. Just money line, just money line. I
just need them to win, just need them to win, Perdue.
If you bet money line Purdue, you're thinking, oh, that's
a sure fire win. You look at the stuff and
you're like one hundred percent. Dude. As the day goes on,
you're like, I'm an idiot. I knew nothing I saw

(01:10:32):
A stat is gonna blow you guys mind. They said
last tournament, if you would have bet one hundred dollars
on every underdog, you'd have won twelve hundred dollars this tournament.
I guarantee it's even more than that. But who had
the nuts to put a hundred on FDU when they're
playing congratulations because a better placed a thirty three thousand
dollars bet on Fairleigh Dickinson to beat Purdue. They won

(01:10:53):
five hundred and twenty thousand dollars. That tells you that
this person it's just super rich and has money to
throw away, Because does that mean they do was it
on the app? Do you think that's a normal person
or one of these gamblers that live in Vegas? Really
probably one of these gamblers, but that's also an outlier.
That's the one person that won half a million. That's

(01:11:14):
why you know about one of the biggest bet things
there should be. According to here, there should be a
hundred of those fifty to that because I took fifty
out of the bet was placed through Draft Kings sports
book app exactly. There No, it was confirmed by Darren
Ravel to be authentic, like a real bet exactly. That's
not a guy in Vegas like these big sharks. That's

(01:11:35):
a guy he's got family money with his buddies. He
does it on the app one time. You're not doing
the app if you're millions, because the apps don't want
your millions. The apps want us dumbasses like you did
what you did. The apps hate here's cashing out. A
hunt thousand is pissing them off right now in the boardroom.
Did you see lunchbucks? He always said he doesn't cash out.
He cashed out. How do we get him back all

(01:11:56):
for him free bets. Here's the thing we cared. We
will call it no sweat bed. What if we call
this home phone talk to his wife? Do you guys?
Here's the crazy thing about FDU. They lost their conference
championship game. Because we know that, we all watched the game.
We heard him say that how'd they get in? Because

(01:12:17):
it's the team let me tell it, go ahead, I'm
just kidding. They were TRANSI Merrimick College. It was transitioning
from the divisions. That's okay, don't question, no, no, no,
that's okay. So say them were they were? They were
transitioning from D three to D one or D two
to D one, whichever one it was. So there, So
therefore they're ineligible for the NC Double A tournament. So

(01:12:39):
not only did fd you lose their conference tournment and
then they go and be produce. They shouldn't even been
in the damn tournament. Well that's crazy. Who is that
team again? Merrimick College proud of them boys were down
to sixteen. That's great. They call it the Sweet sixteen.
Ray Moon, No, that's great. I mean question, dude, Tennessee.

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Tennessee has a great shot at the final four, but said, well,
they manhandled Duke. They they they almost lost to Louisiana.
I told you guys, Tennessee was gonna be good, but
Louisiana because they lost the point guard. He was an
amazing coach, cog in that wheel. They beat Louisiana by three.

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Louisiana pressured them and made them turn the ball over.
Duke let them bring it up and they said, okay,
you don't want to pressure us. No turnovers against freaking Louisiana.
They had like fifteen turnovers. It's crazy. And then Michigan State.
Ray said, I think it ends here. Who do they
play Kansas State? Yeah they're done. No, they'll beat Kansas State.

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But then it's Michigan State. Tennessee, Michigan State. Pseudoku was
awesome down low but yeah, whatever his name was. Well,
I'll tell you what. Watching Michigan State all year, they
look like dog crap, doc crap. These two games in
the NC Double A turnament, they look there they move
the ball all of a sudden, because it's January February.
Is that it's all about the guard. It comes down
to the guards. Who was awesome in the Arkansas game debo,

(01:14:10):
the guard who was awesome in the Kansas game, not
the guard because he heard his leg, because of the
photog who was awesome in the Michigan State game, Tebone Walker.
The guards are the one that drive the basketball. You
know who won good is Eady. He's not a guard exactly.
It's awesome. That was a great weekend. And everybody's oh,

(01:14:30):
did you watch basketball after Kansas lost? Yes, I watched basketball.
I took a thirty minute walk, and then I was
back in baby, back in play pocket pull on Twelfth Street.
My dog took a crap in somewhere Jard and I said,
that's Arkansas right there. You dog shit. You're dog shit.
Are we taking the rest of the week off and
then he's come back Friday? No, why the hell would

(01:14:51):
we take the rest of the week, allaying, oh my god,
we're coming here on Thursday or Wednesday, whatever day. Wednesday,
we do it, and we're freaking gonna crush it. It's
gonna be missed. The bar ray. It was great, dude.
I saw the pictures shot he got. His first drink
of the day was a cider. But that's the problem.
Twenty different ciders now. And I heard you ordered a cider.
A cider. I'll take a cider please. Oh yeah, do

(01:15:14):
you want a big kie? And they gave him a
big It's coming from the guy that drinks the Seltzers,
that's true. I mean, coming from the guy I mean drink.
We didn't do some shots, Eddie. How many shots you had?
I don't know. I couldn't do. Oh shit, smart Edie
didn't do shot. They want to do an Irish car bomb.
That's offensive. I saw the green beer too. It looked

(01:15:35):
like you guys were at Patti's in Boston. Let me
tell no one works in this town. I mean it
was jam packed from about noon one. Let me tell
me about there for about six hours. The green beer
will staying your ship. My toilet was green the next day.
It was yeah, did you look? I didn't look. It's crazy, dude.
I felt like my tummy was running a little bit

(01:15:55):
that night, and I was like, man, that ain't good.
That has to be that has to be the green
right that has to be it, right, Knowing that you
guys were drinking and getting hung over and I was
just chilling at home on my couch. I was like,
I'm jealous, but damn, I'm gonna feel better in the morning.
I know you couldn't make is Pablo doing okay? He
broke his back, He broke his kiddie back, because hey,
we did have a toast to Pablo. I know, did

(01:16:17):
you guys try to write him or something? And I
know it was tough at the bar. It's a bunch
of guys. Macho is um is a huge part of
our culture, and you guys are talking about my cat
possibly passing away. We did. We were like, oh man,
poor Ray, Like do we send him something like what
should we do well that the segue was talking about
that that'll bring in the girls for Kevin and fit Yeah,

(01:16:39):
but uh but yeah, so then he uh, I mean,
at one point he was bleeding from his anus, he
was bleeding from his mouth. Boys, I thought I was
gonna lose him Thursday night. I'm sorry, but did you
get the er well he went to the did you
roll a trunk roll the truck because that'll get him
in there. That'll get him in there quick. Cat like,
what we do with this? You don't have to wait, man, Like,

(01:17:01):
I mean, rush your man, rushiman. Oh boys, I tell
you what bay. We were sitting there though, and a
listener comes up. Oh this is great. Oh my god,
he got me a real he busted. He's balls so hard.
He walks out. He's like, hey, freaking pits, let's go

(01:17:21):
Bub's Barbecue. Yeah, launch your buyes. What's up, Kevin Kate,
that's what's going. Hey, what's your name? Man? Oh, I'm Eddie,
No no, no, no, hold on. Edie goes like this,
and he goes, I'm Eddie and started ducking his head
like he was so late. And then and Eddie's like

(01:17:42):
the faded feast, defated, defeated face. And the guy goes
He's like, oh my god. And he was so relieved
and he was just like this freaking Bub's Barbecue and
what I mean. There were chicks part of the party
where they listener Now we just met him, dude, where
they were just random. We met dude, lunchbots made out
with two of them. Bar rats, triple kiss, dude, triple

(01:18:05):
is crazy. It was awesome. Body shots. Dude shot shot, shot,
shot shot. You missed it, dude. As the hours went
by and I saw more and more green beers on
the table, I was gonna text you guys, hey, remember
to get home. The cheata thing is just a bit.
You can tell from the amount of drinks that were
decisions were about to be don't you have kids at home?

(01:18:26):
And oh yeah yeahs had a dope table there to
get a table o. K Dog got there early, K
Dog like unlike last year where we got the last
table in the place, because he said he would get
there and save us a seat, and we beat him there.
We got there great. And did you see the light
switch I was telling you about. I never saw it,
but the uber driver he took the back roads and

(01:18:46):
he got us there in time for tip off, which
we got there in five minutes. It was He was awesome.
He was a great driver. New York, No no born
and race here And how fun was that? Bart? Great coaches?
So much fun. Yeah. I watched Alabama tennis. See there,
Let that sink in for a minute. The greatest moment
of my life. Imagine that bar for Alabama winning a

(01:19:08):
regular season game was the greatest moment of your life.
You need to get out more game, I mean big
game game. One of the Tennessee players has a stub
from that game in the back of his phone and
he said he's had it there since that game, so
it changed his life. He said he was on the
field for that one. It's a badass coach. So he's

(01:19:28):
the Mustachio. Mustachio the point guard for Tennessee. Oh hilarious
mustache I love it. Then my kids are all like,
who's this dude, But Laura kept being like, She's like,
don't throw it to Mustachio. I like Mustachio. Hate him.
He lies good at I like it only when he's
doing lay up. He just looks great Mustachio No. Three.

(01:19:49):
When Mustachio goes in trouble, there Mustachios. And then we
were talking about I mean my favorite Princeton dude. I
don't know how they win. I mean they just they're
so crazily good. Yeah, like how Arizona freaking has like
seven footers all over the floor. Guess what they get

(01:20:10):
out reminded by these little Princeton guys. That's unbelieve some
of the Princeton guys, they were showing their bios online.
They're all architects and engineers. They yeah, Arizona got rolled
by this guy and he's wearing glasses and he looks
like he just drew up a blueprint for a skyscraper.
It was great, all right, good stuff, Mann, good times,
good times. Sorry guys that Arkansas cooked Kansas. Sorry they didn't.

(01:20:33):
They didn't cook them. They would have been a better episode.
They kicked your ass. Oh my god, they mean it's
my one freaking point. It was depressing, it was sad,
it sucked. And now I have to cheer for Arkansas,
which really just you can't cheer from now. Oh, because
you're Brackett because a bracket and a lot of people
have Yukon going on Yukon, get the hell out of there.
A lot of people have Yukon going, A lot of

(01:20:54):
people have that. Most people have Kansas there. I don't know.
I'ven't seen a lot of Yukon. Well fair, check on
Lunch Abby and Pitts because they're all Kansas fans. Don't
talk to Abby and Lunch Fine Pits. He's still no
check Mark, he's not good. We need to look in
I'm all right, Yeah, I'm good. I didn't get on
social media or anything, Well, give me a hug. No,

(01:21:14):
get out of here. You want to wear this hat,
I'd piss on that hat. I'd actually just piss on it. Really,
But you're cheering for him now, I know. That's that's
the That's the weird. Isn't that weird? How it works?
Like you're damn, you're so pissed that day, but you're
doing and you're like, all right, I guess I need
that team to win again. Does Arkansas win it all? No?
Well you thought Kansas might win at all? And Arkansas

(01:21:36):
beata I don't know, but he said that he goes.
The only reason I'm not picking him this because teams
don't go back to back. But I also kind of
thought they were gonna win it. I thought they had
a chance. But then also Bill self missing is really
a big deal. And I also told Eddie, I said,
and he Eddie was like, why are you taking Kansas
out in the Elite eight? And I said, they have
a tougher road to get to the Elite eight in

(01:21:57):
my opinion, then Gonzaga. I thought Zaga's only tough game
would be against UCLA and TCU. Actually game a game
more than a game than I thought they would, and
so I risk management. I thought they have one tough
game against UCLA. Kansas had the winner of Illinois, which
I thought was a tough game, ended up being a
tough game. If they got past that, they would play
Ukon another incredibly tough game. So I felt like the

(01:22:19):
hurdles for Kansas to get there were a lot harder
than Gonzaga. That was it. So why did you go Bama?
Everybody is picking Bama. Yeah, but it doesn't matter if
your time because your second place. Right, Yes, and if
I had Bama, I couldn't win because they have Bama.
That's not true. Oh no, no, no, that's not true
because the person in front of you does not have Bama.
They do. They're missing, but they're missing two of their

(01:22:40):
final four, right, But if I took Kansas, I would
be missing my two of my final four. Oh, they're
missing their champions. No, their champions Alabama, I know. But
in the championship they have Kansas, right. But if I
would have had Kansas there, I would be missing it. Also,
not Kansas Alabama, Eddie. If you would have gone Gonzaga Alabama,
I have that, but you have Gonzaga win it all? Yes, okay, anyway,

(01:23:03):
it's not playing out that way anyway. Risk management is
him getting cute, and this is it's not cute. This
is what's stupid about the bracket, like this whole like
I'm in first place, I'm in second place. It means nothing. No,
it doesn't mean anything. It means nothing until you start
seeing teams loose. But it does mean something a little
bit because very little you luckily you have a different

(01:23:25):
someone in the championship game. But with Alabama an attic
how many how many points do you have possible that
that's the difference. They have more than you, guys, do you? Yes,
I did a bracket one. Oh no, you have one seventy,
thank you. I'm talking about first place in you they
have one fifty two. I have one fifty six. So

(01:23:46):
you have one game difference. That's what I mean. Like
that one game has to go perfectly right for Eddie
to win because he has Alabama, which it could go
like a Yukon has to I mean, but they have
to get all their games right back. I mean again again,
it doesn't matter. We are in a group with some
of the neighbors, our nephews and niece's me Basuise. No,
not because she probably wouldn't fill it out, but also

(01:24:07):
Justin's in it. Justine the name. The name of the
group was get in, Get Off, get out, and I
go Justin. There's a fifteen year old, a thirteen year
old and a ten year old in this. Could we
please change the name? He changed it too, Hey, kids,
it in first place? Is our one neighbor that doesn't
even watch basketball? In second? Bezier? Hey, there we go.

(01:24:31):
Kid was so excited. Oh kid, it's beautiful, the magic
my bracket is in. Hey his national champ Arizona. What
the I didn't hear? What? Yeah? I watched? Is it
Steve Kerr's son? I don't think so. Oh, but Arizona's.

(01:24:51):
They're short and not short. And there's the problem, a
bunch of white. Kerr had a heart shoulders, hart shoulder,
and Blow had a broken freaking hand. They're big, dude.
Oh that explains. I mean, there you go, coach. Yeah
all right, but kid thought that was still winning tank, Kid, kid,
it's beautiful. The marches back. Kid, I'm so excited. I

(01:25:13):
got Arizona winning it all. That was one Yeah, I
love you? All right, all right, I gotta go, guys.
I should have picked Texas. Yeah, now I don't know
why I didn't. All right, we gotta go. All right,
good bye everyone. We're going back to the bar. Yeah,
let's send back and let's get some drinks. Man, we
need a table. Guys. The games aren't today, they're Thursday.

(01:25:33):
Oh I know, we're just getting early. Man. Hey, well
we got there at first. They had the girls tournament on. Yeah,
we're like, what, I don't have Arizona where you were
jagging with them like that was March bad is? Hey
did you see the upset in the girls? Stanford goes
down as a one season I'm telling you, if one
of those women coaches flashes her chest, it's gonna be massive.

(01:25:56):
There's gonna be a huge debate in our country. Men
are allowed to do it, women aren't.

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