April 15, 2026 • 49 mins
In this episode Ibiza dropped in to discuss his vacation to Ireland and how he ended up sleeping with the sheep after a night out in Dublin. Lunchbox is upset with his soccer league screwing him over with the winners gift certificate but you can only redeem in another state and Ray talks about his free frosty that ended up being a big waste of time. Also we have some emails from Human Resources and emails from Sore Losers Nation.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I'm recording what you already are. Yeah, you're four seconds,
but I am so behind my bad man. If you're
waiting on me, you already late. Hey. If you're waiting
on me, you're backing up. Bj says. If you're waiting
on me, you're walking backwards. That's what I just said.
If you're waiting on me, you're backing up. Same same
exact thing, except you're on feet. I'm in a car.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
And then I was screaming at Beza because I told him, Hey, Abiza,
it's protocol around here to tell Scuba that you're done
with the pod rooms, so then Scuba can come in there.
And he goes no, and I said be and he
goes no, I'm not doing it. And I said, Abiza,
just text Scuba and tell me you're done. I think
I just got in a fight with it, Beva.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I mean, how hard is it to text? We do
it all the time.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
His final words were to me, No, what Thebisa.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
He might be grumpy the middle of the week, you
know what I mean. He hasn't got any sleep. I
don't know what's wrong with him. I haven't seen Abeza, Abzaza,
Abiza get on that mic nuts abiza abize up, abize
up abies up?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
What up? Dude?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Get on that mic right, Yeah, there it is, dude.
How are you?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I'm great? How are you?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I mean this dude, dude? You want to know where
he went? He went San Diego, He.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Went to Tampa and Ireland.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
You went to Ireland?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, I was everywhere. I was busy, babe.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
What are the world's most interesting man lived in? Busy?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Honey? Sorry about it?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Tell me which one was the best?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Ireland?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Tell me about Ireland?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Okay, Galway? These people are fucking nuts.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Okay, go.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I didn't know if I was alive.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Where is Galway?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
It's in Ireland.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Okay. What did you go to Ireland for?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Just to go? I've never been and I wanted to go.
So we went to Ireland. We were there for eight
days and we drove around the entire like island. So
we like flew into Dublin, went to Galway, then went
down to this place. You're gonna think it's very funny, Dingle.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I loved Dingle, of course I did. But no, it
was like a really cute, quaint little town. It was
adorable and adorable. Yeah, like me able.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
We're people drinking there a lot.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
When I tell you, like six am, they had like
a pint of beer and I was like, how are
you still alive? I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
No, it's amazing. Let me see they're alcoholics. So did
you stay in Dublin at all? Did you spend any times?
I loved Dublin.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I thought it was okay, but I liked the.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
The culture of I don't know if you were like
at night, like when when people got off work they
just go to the bar. There's no id check. Everybody
just sitting on the.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Street immediately bringing their bottles of wine.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
They sit on the curb and they just have pizza
and everybody just is so friendly.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
So that was my favorite part about Dublin because I
was like, yo, we have to act like the like
the locals. We went to the gas station and bought
like a six pack of beer and just sat there
in the middle of the street at like midnight, and
I was like, we gotta do what they do. I
didn't want to experience it.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
You didn't want to be pinpointed as a tourist.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
No, I wanted to act like them. And I'm like,
very white with blonde hair, so I look like them. Okay,
So I was like, I fit in perfectly.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
That's why I liked it was it sounds like a
place where there's no women. Is there only dudes? In Ireland?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
There's a lot of women, and none of them are pretty.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
He's not lying. There's not hotties.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
No, I'm no one in Ireland. This sounds awful. I'm
so sorry. No one from Ireland is like naturally attractive.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
You are talking about my ancestors. But that's okay.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Well that makes a lot of sense for you.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Then, so you were like the beautiful person to them.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I was the most stunning person in all of Ireland.
Everywhere that I walked, I was like, oh my god,
I feel so hot. I need to move here. It
was incredible.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Wow. What is up with your skin? Are you from No,
I'm not actually from America. Oh that explains me.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
They all overweight because they drink a lot.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
They're all over wait, and their skin is not They
just have like weird features.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
It sounds like you're talking about someone with three heads.
They're people too.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
They are humans, and they're very nice humans. They're very sweet.
I love their culture and they're very welcoming and kind.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
And their brotherhood and camaraderie is better than America without
a freaking doubt. Yeah, I would much rather they do
like each other a lot more there. Did you guys
talk to them or were you kind of just doing
your own?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Oh no, no, we talked to them, Honey. I thought
we went out every single night, well mostly me. I
left my boyfriend in the hotel at like midnight, and
I was like, I gotta go. I got things to do. Yeah,
So I went out to like the pubs, and I
was like hanging out with all the Irish people and
I was like, I want to do what you guys do,
and they're just So I went to some random person's house.
They had sheep in the backyard.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
You went to someone's house. I did tell me this,
so that you met him at the bar and they said, hey,
come home with me.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Well they didn't say come home with me. They said, hey,
we're throwing an after party. There's a lot of people
that are going to be there. Do you want to come?
And I was like, yeah, I want to go.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Oh that's so awesome that I went in their house.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
They accepted you as one of their own, they did,
and I got to pet the sheep.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
So did they have it was a house just a
normal house or is it a mansion?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
No, it was not a mansion. It was Athole.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Okay. Are they kind of unambitious? They're like they settle
a little bit. I think the alcohol makes them not
very ambitious.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I don't know, necessarily ambitious. I think that they have
different things that bring them.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Joy, like a big They don't have big houses, Like
there aren't big houses. So Ireland's poor. They're not poor,
It's just they want to be outside. They a lot
of land, a lot of It's more about being space
and like being open. And I have two acres.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
You've never invited me to your house, but this random
person in Ireland did.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
When I get sheep, I'll invite you.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
No, I want to come either way, I will poor
a pine at six am.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Only you would end up at a person's house, a
house that owns sheep and random Ireland.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
It was so cool and they were painted different colors
depending on like who owned the different sheep. It was
so cool.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
But like, did you walk to their house or gotten vehicles?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
And you trusted them and we gotten into uber.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Okay, and you felt cool going in the house.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I mean, like, what's the worst that can happen? I'll
die darn, robbed and raped? Darn.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
There's worse things than that. Man.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I mean, I've lived a rough life. What are they
going to do?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Rob me? Take it? I don't care.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
He's got two metal hips in care about that?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Like?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Come on?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Man?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Oh was it hilly? Was it hard on the hips? No?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Because I have brand new hips. I was ready to go. Honey.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Did you need a walking cane?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
No? I was running up them stairs.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Did you do hiking boots or what?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Apps? Do you think I would wear hiking boots?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
But it's not my aesthetic.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Okay, So what else did you do? You leave Dublin?
You go to Dingleberry.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
We went to Galway. Galway was my favorite city.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Okay, tell me Aboutway.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
It was nuts. And so they have this street it's
kind of like Broadway, and so it's called Key Street,
but it's spelled qu a y. So the entire time
I was an idiot, and I called it Quay and
I was like, Oh, we're going to the quays. And
so now every time I think of something fun, I'm like, oh,
are we quayet tonight? Because that's what they do is
they go to the keys and they just go to
(07:14):
all the bars and they bar hop and they dance
and there's live music and they do all of the
fun things. So six am, wow, so they don't stop, no, okay,
and then they go to work the next day at
seven am.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
So they're like severe alcoholics.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
They are functioning alcoholics. Wow, I don't know how.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
And it's only beer right or they were they whiskey?
Did you drink Guinness?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I did drink a Guinness. I went to the Guinness
factory and we did the tour. You split the g
I tried, but then I ended up just chugging the
whole thing.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
You like, got it caught in your throat?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah, well no, I didn't really like the taste of it,
so I just wanted it gone, like immediately, So I
just chugged the whole thing real quick.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Motor oil Guinness is so bad, not good, But it
tastes better there than here.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
It actually does. It was and I learned if you
do a black in Guinness.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
They put back and mild black.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
No black and Guinness No, they put like raspberry syrup
in it. So it tastes so much better because it's
like sweet so that I could drink and I was like, okay,
I'm in for this.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I'm in so they they're entertainment. Was there sports going
on there?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
There was the Scotland and Ireland. They were playing what
are they call it football? It was soccer, but they
were playing football against each other, and so there was
like a huge game that was going on. I didn't
go because they were like six hundred dollars a ticket.
I'm not going to spend six hundred dollars to go
watch random people kick a leather ball around the grass.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
That's a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
That's dumb.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I just didn't take you as a guy to go
to a live sporting event.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Oh I love live sporting events.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Would you go to Pred's games?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Do you go to Titans game?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Yeah? We have season tickets to the Titans game?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
You yeah? What the low key flows like rich? She
just put our face. No, I lost sports podcast, damn it. No.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
I don't like like knowing about the sports. I like
the pregame and the tailgate and the fun that everybody has.
Like I don't really watch the game. I go for
the camaraderie.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Well, at the Titans games, you want in our seat
at the new stadium.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
We are on a sports podcast and neither one of
us have been to a game in like two years.
Why and we bring in and he's got season tickets.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
I've been to more games than you.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
I haven't been to a Titan game.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
This is a fake sports podcast. The last you don't
even care about sports.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
The last Titans game was two years ago. I went
to a preseason game and left before the game started.
Why because it was so hot out it was like
eighty degree.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Wow. Fake fans, fake fans.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
And the team's they've been the worst team in the NFL.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Yeah, they're awful. That's why the tickets are so.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Cheap in the stadium.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Do you sit man in the two hundreds? Like right
at the what's it called the kickoff thing?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
That's good?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
The medal the medal park. I don't know anything about it.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I heard for the New State and though you got
to put up sixty grande hundred grand?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Not me?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Oh did you gone?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Him?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
My boyfriend pays for them.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
I see a big football fan.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
He is, okay, so usually if I don't want to go,
he'll take a sister. But I will go to most
of the games.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Well, man, if you ever want to get rid of
your two tickets, and I can take one of my boys,
because they, oh.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Now you want to go, but you haven't gone in
two years.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Now, all of a sudden, you want to go. Okay,
fake fan.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
They've been begging me to take him to a Titans game.
Who my kids, there's only two tickets. You have a
million kids, I know, but I just you know, you
take one.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
One thrusting and pumping like you've been busy.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
You take one one time and then next. But the
problem is the tickets are so expensive. Like a couple
of years ago, I was like, you know what, I'll
take you this week to the game. They were playing
the Patriots, they were the two worst teams in the NFL.
And I looked on the website and.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
It was still one hundred dollars a ticket, and I said, sorry, boys,
we're not going to the game.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
That is a bad dad. Put on the credit card,
call it a day.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
But they're not even gonna realize like two years ago
they were five, three and one.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Yeah, definitely don't take the three and one year old
one year now. This is how I feel about Disney too.
People that take their kids to Disney make me actually insane.
They won't remember it. You're spending like ten thousand dollars
to go, say, at this resort and ride the rides
that they can't even ride because they're too small, So.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
You're not even gonna remember because you drink the whole time.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
True, that's fat around the world. Yeah, Like, what's the point.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
I agree with that?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
You?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
My wife keeps going, we need to take the kids,
didn't I'm like, our youngest is four years old. He's
not gonna remember. We don't need to spend this money.
And he can't walk all across Disney. He's gonna get tired.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
And you gotta push them in the stroller. Yeah, no
bank money, absolutely, And then.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
We're gonna go there and we're gonna wait in line,
and they're gonna not gonna ride half the rides.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
And then they're gonna cry and they be hungry, and
then you're gonna spend a million dollars on little pretzel
bites that they won't eat.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, I mean, I'm with you one percent.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
And you go from a sports podcast to a Disney podcast.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Well, and I'm shocked. How did you get to go
to all three of those cities in such a short
amount of time.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I'm busy.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
But we never even talked about We never finished Ireland Ireland?
And know what were the other two you went to?
Did you go to the cliffs?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
I did the cliffs some more.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Dude, my cousin said, I didn't go to those because
we were only He said, hands down, probably the most
beautiful place he's ever been on earth.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
It was absolutely stunning. But unfortunately it was cold and
leading that day and you had to hike up the
cliffs to go. I thought I was going to die,
but it was worth it.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Doesn't it do that every day in Ireland?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Actually we got really good weather, we got really lucky
except for that one day.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Was that the day you woke up with the lamb?
Or a different one?
Speaker 3 (12:44):
I didn't wake up with the lamb? Oh sorry, I
went home afterward. I didn't say at the strangers.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
House, drunken night in Ireland with a sheep.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
It was insane. I mean it was actually insane.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
That's really like.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Cumberland on a foggy day, like.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I mean, it kind of is. That's kind of what
it looks like.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Like it's it's like the people or was it like
you've got your own space and you can enjoy the beauty.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
I wouldn't say tons of people, probably like thirty.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
That's not bad.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
No, like it wasn't. It was awful weather, so it
wasn't that busy.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
What about your boy from Ireland that you went to
this house with the sheep and you still talk to him?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
No, I don't even know their name. It was a
her by the way. Oh see, that's why I felt
more comfortable. It was a daughter. It was a mom
and a daughter that were throwing an after party.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Invited dudes over a gay dude. That's yeah, awesome, that's
the dude they can bring.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Yeah, a gay American dude agreed because he knows he
doesn't want to get locked up in Ireland. No, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
So when do they sleep? If they stay up partying
all night.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
So they typically sleep like between noon and two at work,
and then they go to the bar afterward. And that's
why they look so shitty because they don't sleep.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
All they do is drink and barely sleep.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Yeah, that is just wild man.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
How is the food there all terrible, terrible, terrible food,
all fried, it's all bangers and mash.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Yeah, it's all in that stomach. Like, I hate the
idea of going to a restaurant and ordering a salad
because like, bitch, I can make a salad at home.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I ordered a salad for the first time in Ireland
because everything hurt my stomach so bad. It was all
fried and heavy and I was like, no, I can't.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
It was awful food. There they do.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
They don't have McDonald's, but they have SuperMac, which is
the original McDonald's that was created in Ireland. They also
have this saying like the spice bag. Did you have
the spice bag?
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I did not have a spice bag.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
It made me throw up.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
It's like fried chicken and French fries in a bag
with spicy like Asian sauce on top. And I was like, well,
I have to try it because it was created in Galway,
so I was like, well, I have to try it.
I immediately started throwing up, like it was the worst
day of my life.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
It was bad.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
That sounds terrible. I may have just been your hangover.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I wasn't even hungover.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Are they well dressed over there? No? What do they
do right over there?
Speaker 3 (15:19):
I mean they love each other and they have fun.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
They love the ticket right there.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
I feel like that's why they live so long, they
live to like one hundred and twenty, because they just
have fun and they love lives.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
They don't stress. There's no stress over there, no, I
will say, no one is stressed out. Everybody is just
having a good time.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
So nobody's worried about parking or anything. No, no, no
one's worried about going home. They're just like, whatever happens.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
We're here, we'll see what happens. Darn. That's my new
life motto.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
It's it's great.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Everything that's where it lives, in the fucket bucket.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
In the blanket bucket. All right, Abiza Abezi, you're the best.
You are the best.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Thank you for coming by, man, thank you for having me.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
And we need to next time, we're gonna hear about Tampa,
and we're gonna hear about uh san diego. Okay, we'll
be right back after this, Abza. Everybody clap him out.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Clap me out. Don't give me the clap though, man.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I like it when Aviza just randomly stops by. That
was not on the menu. See, Abiza, Abiza, have a
good one.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Man. Bye, you guys sweets.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
I mean he slept with a sheep. That's pretty impressive.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Yeah, that.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
The dynamics of that one was interesting because I thought
it was dudes he rolled home with. I was wondering
if his boyfriend would be jealous, or a husband or fiance.
I'm just curious how that works. But I guess a
female felt comfortable around him.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I don't think his boyfriend gets jealous. I don't know, though.
I would think they have a pretty secure relationship. But
maybe I'm wrong. I could not know the tea leaves,
but when I see them together, I don't see jealousy.
I just see two dudes hanging out. You know, that's
just how he is without their clothes on. And when
me and Beezer, no, I'm never run when that happens.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I was thinking, would you, is there, under any circumstance
dance at a bar? Would you and your wife ever
leave with a couple random guys from Ireland?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Ooh, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
I doubt it. The only way that would happen if
it was right around the bar, right next to where
we live. And it was a hell of a time.
So for three hours we're all drinking and if we
had a pool, so I'm adding some stuff here because
there's nothing else we would really go back to our
place for it to do play beer pong. But if
we had a pool, I could see her definitely telling
(17:32):
a couple guys from Ireland, Hey, we got a pool,
come at fun. You guys are a blast. So I'm
just saying he must have been an amazing time for
them to invite him back to their Ireland home.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
They were probably enamored by an American, probably like, oh
my gosh, American, he's so fun, and he was, you know,
just living it up, probably buying drinks for them, like oh,
let me get that drink for you, and they're like, man,
we got to show this guy what Ireland's all about.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Let's show him the sheep we have on our land
conversion rates. I should ask him how much our money's
worth over there.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
I'm pretty sure he probably went all credit card. There's
no way he actually got actual Ireland money, right. They
pay with yen now, I don't think though. I think
they play with the euro.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
The thing I loved about Costa Rica is you had
to switch to their money colonies.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Well that was back in the day. This is now
when credit cards are accepted.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Everywhere, okay, visa commercial.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
No, I'm just saying you went to Costa Rica in
twenty five, two thousand and five, when credit cards weren't everywhere.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Any of the places we went on the cruise. Do
they not accept cash? Biminy, No, Scuba had to get
the ATM mister credit card.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
But that was a roadside stand that was made out
of plywood, like literally the crews sounds so fun, like
literally the place where we ate the conk or conch
or whatever it's called. It was a roadside stand made
out of plywood. Definitely not up to health code via
you know standards. It was called cop I didn't have
(18:59):
any of that. Now, I thought you were going to
ask me, would I ever stand at a bar with
baser a private bar up on the rooftop and hold hands.
I thought that's where you were going, But that's not
where you were going. Rabel and Naseroni. Yeah, I'm gonna
say they were probably porking.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Oh yeah, and everybody's broken it down. I mean, I
don't think there's really much nothing breakdown, but it's it
really is. One of their partners was seriously worried about
the relationship.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Said, follow these guys.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
But what I'm wondering is the fallout. She loses her
job for sure.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Nothing happens to him. He's a head football coach.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Nothing happens to him except for divorce, couple losses, a
third loss, a fourth loss.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
And then it's, oh my gosh, is he's so distracted
by Diana Rossini?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Is that her name all of a sudden, whatever it is,
man Nazaroni something, some Italian name, I believe. So that's
the thing. He loses three times, he's fired.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Let me look at Rabel's wife. I don't know what
Rabel's life looks like. Rabel wife, I mean, is she
hotter than Rosiani? She's not bad.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Have you seen the clips going around about Rousiani?
Speaker 1 (20:09):
No?
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Or she's talking. She talks about her dude all the
time and rips on him. She does, Oh yeah, have
you haven't seen that stuff.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
I've seen that stuff.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
You go, man, that player was coming around. He's hot.
My husband better get out of the way. She like,
my husband ain't that good looking? I would choose him
for sure over my husband.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Or she's like, hey, yeah, I don't really post my
husband because I mean I think oh, people, but if
my husband was super hot, i'd over post. He's just
an average dude.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
She goes, I went to Miami. Maybe it was a
super Bowl, and she said, oh, I don't even talk
about that to my husband yet. The details are so crazy.
I guess there were cracks.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
No, here's the thing. Maybe they are okay, their relationship
is open.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
But it's she's a hardcore New Jersey chick soccer player. Ba.
She seems like that's how she goes after relationship, like, huh,
what do you do your dumb ass Like it's that
type of relationship.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
I agree. I think they just have fun in the
relationship and it's okay to say that kind of stuff
because that's her personality or fun, you know, little.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Weekend get away fun. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Hey, hey, honey, I'm gonna be out in Arizona with Rabel.
No big deal. Just you know, don't worry about don't
send the private eye. Okay, you know what I mean.
I'm gonna be on a balcony. I don't need to
lose my job. Okay, cool, thank you. I just think
it was probably Rabel's wife that sent the dude.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
But what a uh well, I'm just gonna say it's
Nasaroni's husband that sent the dude. Okay, what uh? Why
not just ask the person if they're cheating, Well, I
spend thirty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
I'm not sure that's how it works. Hey, hey, honey,
are you cheating?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
No?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Okay, cool?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
I mean you can have the talk. No, no, you
can have the talk. And guess what people do?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
They deny it.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
They say, no, that's a cold person. A lot of
people probably can't deny it.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
No, are you serious? Do you think of all the
people that cheat in this world, all this people, all
the people in the world. If you went up to him,
everybody that's having an affair, and you said, hey, you're
the spouse, and they go, hey, are you cheating on me?
Do you think really most of them are gonna say,
oh yeah, I am.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
No, But you didn't. There's a follow up question, Oh
go ahead, So why are you going to Arizona.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Because there's a meeting out in Arizona.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
That wasn't his excuse. The excuse was he mean his
boys and she's meeting her girls. And then you'd say,
do you care if I just call one of your
girls and just verify.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
That why are you being weird? Like, why do you
not trust me?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Why are you being way?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Do not trust me?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
I trust you?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
No, no, no, you don't trust me. If you want
to call one of my girls, you don't trust me.
I don't know what your problem is, Bill, but this
is not it. This is not how we communicate.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
But your friend Sarah doesn't. She's an influencer and she
has two thousand followers. She can't afford a two thousand
a night hotel. That's a couple's hotel.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
But we're splitting it. It's all of us together.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Well, can I get some.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Relax, Phil relax? Here we go. We got an email,
Hey coachers, longtime listener, first time emailer, and yes, unfortunately
I work in human resources.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Oh congratulations.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
I promise this email does not include performance improvement plans,
awkward investigations, or let's circle back. I'll be coming to
Nashville soon for an insurance conference. I know, try to
be jealous. Nothing but excitement with this group to balance
out the thrill of insurance talk. I'm bringing my son
along and we're hoping to squeeze in a round or
two of golf while we're in town. Muni I'm looking
(23:42):
for recommendations for nice but reasonably affordable golf around Nashville.
That'd be a great fit for laid back mother son duo,
fun courses, welcoming vibes, and not the kind of place
where you feel judged before you t off. If this
email somehow makes it onto the podcast, asked all considerate
hazard pay or continuing education credit. Thanks for the laugh
(24:06):
and the help, and please know hr HR stam strong sharpen,
pencils and all best Erica HR Director Insurance Conference survivor, fingers,
crossed pencil sharpener, sound effect appreciator.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
And coach. You also sucker in the emails. We may
need to get Arnolduringum.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Do I really suck a reading?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
You do a lot of mistakes, which is fine. But
we are having more listeners, I've noticed, and they probably
expects us to talk good.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Yeah, so maybe I should like condense them. I just
I open them and read them.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Because we had a we had to tell me something
good the other day. You guys are doing it and
for the show, the big show, and you're going around
the room and between you Morgan and Eddie and Amy,
you guys mispronounced so many things and stumbled over your
words so many times. I was like, for the love
of guy, just let the producers do this show. You know,
(25:03):
he's been mispronounced no less than five words. It's like,
this is so bad. We have people in studio. Guys,
just read the story properly.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
See here's the thing. I'm not a good rip and
read to rip it to me. Okay, I'll start sending
you the emails.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
I'm sorry, I don't know. Well, I already get some
from Mike Dean Bones. I don't need something from you.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
So that's what I'm saying. I apologize that I'm not
a solid reader, but I just try to read it.
And I'm trying to read it fast because I know
a slow email people want to tune out. But if
you're gonna play golf in Nashville, this is from Erica
Two Rivers Golf Course, Great Course, Ammuni, harp It Hills,
(25:47):
Great Muni, gay Lord, Expensive Ast Cramp, Ted Rhodes, Muni
Good course with Shelby Shelby not that fun, not that great,
and it's straight down. Your first hole is ninety degrees downward.
Everything is a blind shot. You're going uphill, over hill,
round hill, Shelby. I would not recommend you finally get
(26:08):
to number four. You got two trees blocking your view
and you can't and see the hole. Awesome, I'll just swing. Yeah.
Twelve Stones is another fun one, and I think it
is reasonably priced.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Those are the four. I would say, twelve Stones up
by me. That's Indian Lake.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yeah, that's really cool. That's a good one. So yeah,
those are the golf courses. They don't judge you. Three
of those four ammunis and they welcome everybody. So it's just,
you know, a hack fest. You and your son can
kick back. Relax, he'll kick your ass all over the
course and you'll do some bonding. It'll be great.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
It is bonding. Me and the wife gonna be golfing
together this summer. Brother he's got risk surgery had he
said he'll be back and good to go. He golfed
with me on the patio the other night.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
And he did say, I mean, I talked to brother
the other day and he said, Brother, he goes that
boy years, he goes that partner of yours over there
on Soldiers. I'm gonna tell you what he goes. He's
got something when it comes to that game. With the
cups in that ball, like, I mean, I've never seen
anything like that.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Brother.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
I was like, what do you mean, He goes, Dude,
I don't think he missed one cup the whole time
we play. He was like, he goes, you got to
give him a hard time, like, I don't know how
you're not having tournaments and you're not entering that guy
and you're betting money on him because I've never seen
anything like it. He goes, cause, I mean, you do
a triangle that should be easier, but your boy, Ray,
he wants me going to line him up in a
(27:29):
straight line and he would just boom boom boom, never missed.
I don't understand it.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
I will say at the convention, me and a chick did.
It was on the other side of a couple of
Texas staters, frat boys Oh Foray and Roblez. They were
pretty good, but I mean we cleaned them, We cleaned
their clock. They were done in about five minutes. And
I ended on that one to oh, but a tournament
will be fun, it just takes time. We learned this
on the cruise. That Bag's tournament was four hours out
(27:55):
of the sun. We should have thought that went through.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Yeah, we needed a limited limit the amount of participants.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
So that was halfway through. I'm whispering to our staff.
I was like, guy, oh my god, is there any
way you can narrow down that. People just say, hey,
we're trying to just have fun in the sun, like
we're not taking this seriously. Can some of y'all voluntarily
get out of the tournament?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
And I think a lot of teams did start just
dropping because I played like five times in a row
and I lost every time. Then I had to find
a new partner because they needed someone to play the
next round. Because people are like, man, I'm gonna go
to the pool. Man, I'm gonna go out in the water.
They didn't realize there's gonna be a six hour commitment
to play bags.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
And the best part, Lunch's voice is shot. I mean
it was shot the whole time. And he's on the megaphone.
We're now down to our final game. The guy whispers
over to him, this is the best part. He goes, no,
it's the semi finals. Were like, here, Jo can't even talk.
You still got to announce another bags match. We're not
done to the end of this crowd.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
He can't read an email. He can't get the tournament right.
I mean, there's not a lot I can do right.
So I'm just telling you it was bad. It was
really really bad.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
The one guy whose wife had the blue hot bikini
he goes. Everybody always asks me. I'm like, I'm just
partners with my hot wife or remember that guy?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Yeah? I was like, all right, man, sounds good? Man,
all right, Yeah, here's another email. Yeah, what's up? Coachers?
Just heard the pod and the big show Bunce you
got on the prices right, that's awesome. The trip you
want is where I live. Temecula is great winery and
there's a casino close by with a top golf course
and case you're.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Interested, yeah, it's in Tijuana. You better hit me up
when you come out this way. Day one listener and
convention vet Travis, are we sure that Temecula isn't partially
in Mexico?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
I'm not sure, but Travis, I'm gonna be honest with you, man,
I'm gonna be honest. I'm probably not gonna be hating
you up. When I go out there.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Me and Bezer want the trip.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
It's probably gonna be my wife and I get away weekend.
I'm probably gonna have to pay her close attention and
like give her the love. And as much as I
would like to meet up with sord Losers Nation, she's
probably gonna be like, this is the one time we
get to go way by ourselves, and you're gonna go
meet up with Travis.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Screw you.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
So I don't know if we'll be able to meet up.
Maybe my wife will pass out after drinking too much
wine in Wine Country and then I can jop jump
in an uber and you can meet me at the casino.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Is that what it is? Wine Country? Yeah? Hard pass
See I've avoided the NAPAs and the Italy and the Tuscany. Yeah,
until I gotta go. I'm down with the Italy, But
the Napa Valley it looks like there's no why there's
I'm finding no Wi Fi but no cable. You're not
gonna watch a game. All you're gonna be doing is
talking about grapes. I don't really like wine at all,
(30:37):
and I hate these Somalia's that act like what they
know is the most hidden and secretive information of all time.
I don't want your information. I just take it down
and either I like it or I don't. I don't
need to know how it mixes with a chip. My
name is Ben, and I'm not. My name is Paul.
It's up to y'all.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
I do think those Samallias, they they can make it up.
They could just make up anything, and you believe them.
It's like a couple months ago when I went to
the birthday party and we went to this little French restaurant.
This guy is bringing over the water and this is
from the side of the mountain and the cats skill
and I'm like, what are you talking about? You are
just saying crap, and you know what, you believe it
(31:17):
because you have no idea. You're not gonna sit there
and pull out your phone, be like, let me see
if he's tell them the truth. You just take them
at their word. You drink the wine, You're like, oh,
it's good. It's probably right down out of the Cumberland.
That's what it is. But I don't give a crap
about wine either.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Well, I don't like wine, and it's only second worst
to the guy at the menu that gives you their
special and he reads this entire dissertation. Buddy, I just
want a grilled cheese or a Burger.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Yeah. So I don't like wine either, So I'm gonna
go to Temecula and I'm not even gonna enjoy the
wine country. It's probably beautiful, though.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
I bet you could drop down to a Dodgers game.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
I don't know where it is compared to La.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
I bet it's damn close to Laguna Beach, beautiful coastline.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
It might maybe there's a beach, but if there's a
nice golf course, oh my gosh, I'll play to Mecula.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
You're thinking it's gonna be inner state.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
I don't have any idea. I've never looked it up.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Well, you won a trip to a city and you
never googled the city? No?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Is that weird?
Speaker 2 (32:20):
That would have been the first thing I would have done.
Where the hell is this city?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Let me see it. Like when we went on the cruise,
you didn't google Biminy, Key West and Bahamas.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Never did it. You just sailed aimlessly, say, oh, wherever
they told me to get off the boat, I got
off the boat. I had no plan, I had no direction,
I had nothing. That's the joy of traveling to me
is you get to be surprised, because if you see
everything online, then when you get there, You're like, I've
already seen this.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
You're gonna be surprised in Temecula when a donkey walks
by you down the street that place.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
You're gonna be surprised in Temecula when they say where's
your passport? And I'm like, what this is Mexico.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Oh, isn't it wild that they would have a trip
to this place? Of all the cities in America, Let's say,
because it seemed like you didn't win the trips that
were I did not across the globe.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
I didn't win the one in New Orleans to Greece
or Thailand.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Of all the cities, you could have won a trip
to that people want to vacation to. I have never
heard of Temecula, California, have you no? I rest my case.
(33:40):
I mean, what kind of a deal did they get?
I've never heard of I've heard of Rancho Cucamonga. I've
heard of Newport, I've heard of Laguna Beach. I've heard
of Tijuana, Cabo, San Diego, slam Diego.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
I've heard of San Francisco.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
I have never heard of Temecula, California. I've heard and
that's what you won I've heard of Modesto, Modesto nuts.
I've heard of Palm Springs, Coachella, Indigo.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Yeah, I've heard of Sacramento.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
I mean there's Temecula.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Yeah, geez yeah. Let's take a break, man.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
That was rough.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
That was rough. We'll take a break. We're right back
to Mecula. Man, You're right, I've never heard of it,
never heard of it.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
We're in trouble, man.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Why because we never started the show. You never did
the intro. Why are we in trouble? Did we do
this intro?
Speaker 2 (34:40):
No?
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Because a beas that came in. Why are we in trouble?
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Tell you after the intro? All right, we're gonna do
it live. We are the one, two three so loser.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
What up?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I give you the sports facts, my sports opinions
because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
And see your voice isn't fully healed. What up, y'all?
It is Sisson from the North Alpha Male. I live
on the north side of Nashville with Baser in the country,
two point three three acres, two kids at Vanderbilt defrosting
Justin's in Michigan. He is working, though he's no longer
collecting unemployment. He's got a job again. He says he's
making right around four hundred thousand a year, So I
think he was lying. Oh, but he does have a
(35:24):
nice corner pub that he walks to. He said he
loves it there in Cascade in the Grand Rapids area.
So well, wish is to him coach over to you,
but probably back to me onto why we're in trouble?
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Yeah, back to you. Why are we in trouble? Man?
Speaker 2 (35:35):
So here's the deal. Totally forgot what I was gonna say.
That's troubling visa the podcast in box.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
I don't know, dude, that's wild. You really forgot. We're
getting old, like you literally said, we're in trouble.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Podcasts Convention.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
I will tell you this that my co ed season
starts tonight. You know, outdoor soccer new season. We just
wrapped up the indoor and let me tell you it
was a rough indoor season.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Video continue.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
We we didn't have a very good regular season. So
the playoffs, everybody makes the playoffs and they break it
into an A bracket and a B bracket. Usually we're
in the B bracket or C bracket. And this year
we were in the D bracket sure for the playoffs, man,
and we did march through that bracket and win the
D League D Brackett Championship.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
You run into Brownie Junior in there.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
No he red shirted, man. But we did get a
gift certificate to a restaurant. And they give you a
gift certificate to a restaurant, right, And this is what's
frustrating is that restaurant has numerous locations in Nashville.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
I already know it. Numerous. Yep, you are always close
to a location Golden Arch, baby, you know where they
gave us the gifts are certificate to the location that
is twenty three minutes outside of Nashville. By me, hand it.
It's closer to you than it is to me. Give
(37:12):
that to me and brother, we'll go on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
I don't understand how you have a Nashville sports league
and they give you the gift certificate when they have
numerous locations right here in Nashville, right here, and you
got to drive twenty three minutes outside of town to
go use your gift certificate.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Kind of bowl.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Crap if you ask me. Yeah, Like there are locations
right by our field where we play soccer. There's a
location right there. Oh no, okay, use it at this one.
Got to get in the car, drive twenty three minutes
outside of town.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Yeah, that's one of those where check that they're not expired.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
No no, no, it expires uh June ninth, I believe or
June eighteenth. But here's the cool part. We play on
Wednesday nights. So okay, how tonight? So we're all together
on a Wednesday night after the game, you guys want
to just everybody just get in the car and drive
out there and eat. H Page you in, Yeah, you're in.
Charlie you're in. Yeah, James, you can do it. Matt
(38:18):
you're good. All right, guys, we'll meet over there. Oh sorry, sorry, correction.
The gift certificate is only good on Monday or Tuesday night. Yeah,
so not only do we already leave our families on
Wednesday to play soccer to you know, go out and
(38:38):
enjoy our team camaraderie on the soccer field and try
to put the ball in the net, kick some balls around.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Catie, come right on me. Okay, So Brina Carpenter don't
know the song, I'll have to.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Look it up.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
And carpen No.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
I know who she is. She's hot, but I don't
know the music.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Anyway, my trucker's knowing those lonely parking lots, Come on, boys,
no firefighters.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
That's all they do is they sit around and look
at that crap. But yeah, it's just annoying that it's
not only twenty three minutes outside of town, but the
game you play on Wednesday, you can't use it that night.
So now you have to dedicate two nights to the
soccer team. When your family's like, hey, what are you
doing for dinner? Oh? Sorry, honey, I'm gonna go meet
(39:28):
them at this location twenty three minutes outside of town
and we're gonna eat dinner. I'm sorry. And then tomorrow
night I'm gonna leave again because I have a soccer game,
you know, And so you're gonna be responsible for the
kids two days.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
In a row.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Very frustrating and annoying.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
I got you one better. Go ahead, man, my mom
and dad for Christmas one year, give me a year
free of this drive through item.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Great, bro, I'm.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Gonna go there every freaking day and get that.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Yeah you are.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
I was just starting with the show. Yes, it was
a little thing that goes on your key ring. It
was in the shape of an ice cream and they
zip it and it was at Wendy's. Love It. You
could get a half of a cup of a frosty
every day for an entire year.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
That's incredible.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
But the cup was this big that's not very big,
and you had to wait in the drive through line
for it.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
It's probably not worth it.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
So tell me how many times do you think out
of a year, I sat in a line and got
this miniature cup.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
There's three hundred and sixty five days in a year.
I'm gonna say you probably got it one hundred and
thirty two.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
I got it one time, and I said, I'm never
waiting in that line again. It was a genius marketing
campaign by Wendy's. Because nobody's going to go do that.
I'm telling you, I didn't even know this type of
cup existed. It was basically it was smaller than a
small well and you know when they put a top on,
let's say mcflurry or something basically like the top filled
(41:02):
was the mcfli or was the frost that you get?
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Wow, that's what they do. They promised you like you're
gonna get this amazing thing, and then it's like not really.
It's sort of like when when I used to work
in No no, no, no no, we promise, we come through
on that. We tell you're gonna get something, you get it.
Oh yeah you do. Hey, tickets on sale July first,
on sale July first, Coaches Convention six.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
And your dick's being held to the fire.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Yeah, everybody's been hitting me up by those tickets still
gonna be on sale. Hey, hey, guys, I don't make
promises I can't keep.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Yeah, don't make a promise your ass can't keep.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
But dude, we used to do Dodds dropping the bucket
for the Samtonio Spurs. And if you make these little
miniature basketballs in each bucket, you get more prizes, more prizes,
more prizes, more prizes the farther you go. And I
think one of them was Waterburger for a year money unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
We had one just opened by us, so cool.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
And when you read the fine print, it's one thing
per week.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
See that's not for a year.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
It is a year, but it's not every day for
a year. You think I can go there every single
day once a week.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
I never talked about this on the Big Show. You
want it, I want it the Big Show. I'd a
listener during my gambling days. I might have fired, we
might have fired together on some bets.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
And he hit me up in a fast food place.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
Okay, and he goes, hey, I can get you free
sandwiches whenever you want it.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
I love this.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Out of respect to him, I'm not going to name
the place. I'm like, ah, that's funny. Hit send me
a bar code. I'd scan it. Dang free sandwich.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
Next day he sent me a couple of barcodes. Dang
free sandwich two for two. Hit him up again. I
was like, hey man, you got any more of those?
It would take him a couple of days. Send me
another couple, Send me another couple, who send me another couple.
I'd say. By the time it was all said and done,
(43:03):
I got between thirty and thirty five free sandwiches.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Now that's a real deal.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
But then I either he got fired or he died,
because I haven't heard from him since. He's ghasted me.
I hit him up during the heart of gambling. I said,
hey man, had to run of bad luck. Anyway I
can get a free SAMI that was four years ago.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Oh what was his what was his name?
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Man? I could pull it up if X would let
me see my messages, but they don't. I have to
register for some account to see messages.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Man, that would be awesome. I'd love to give him
a shout out, and maybe he would come out of
the woodwork and say, hey, guys, I'm still alive, still
listening to the pod if you would have, Like Taylor Dile,
he just disappeared. I don't know if he still listens
to the pod.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
We've lost some soldiers, we lost sored losers locks, he's gone, yep,
we lost my wife. Okay, she now listens to I
can't think his name, but he does investigating type stuff.
He's live, and that's where we're messing up.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
We're not live.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
And he does one every day.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
Oh we don't have time. Oh I thought about doing
every day, but then it's just not realistic. It's not realistic. Man.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
And she did listen. She told me my podcast was bad. Oh, yes,
she still does listen.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Okay, that's good. Yeah, Batter's Box. I haven't talked to
him in a while. So I don't know if we've
lost him or not.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
What if everybody that's a batter's box here with a special.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
Cousin Andrew, he is still dialed in. He's still dialed in.
He just had a baby. Oh he lives with Taylor
dial No. Oh, no, no, he's not dialed he's not
living with Taylor diol. Oh he's dialed in. Uh, because
he still has a baby, brand new baby. And he
just holds the baby and he listens to the pod.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Jeesh.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
And would you like to know the baby's name? Uh?
Otani close? Rey is Johnnie? You are right, it is
named after a major League baseball player.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Well, I know that coach. I'm guessing Trout. Ooh close.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
Trout was on our fantasy team for like the last
five years. We finally released him this year. He was
not one of our keepers.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
It ain't Skeens, is it.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Oh? Not Skiens. But you're getting closer, scooball ooh, you're
getting closer.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Uh, it's got to be one of those up and comers.
That's it. Mcdongall for the Tigers.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
No, no, not McDonell.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
Uh is Rockies, TJ Brums.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
No, No, you're getting farther away, getting farther away.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
It ain't uh one kid Kazermitski for the minute Milwaukee Brewers.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Not not Misserowski. No, no, not not Misserowski. Man, what
about podges for the dodge page is No, he's not it.
You're getting farther away, farther away. We'll take a break.
I'll get you more guesses right after this. All right,
what he got.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
H sticking close to home. It's got to be Pete
crow Armstrong.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
That's not a bad one. Uh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
but not it.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
A J McClain. No, oh, Dela Cruz.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
He is on our fantasy team this year, but not him.
You're getting closer, though, closer region Yamamoto. Nope, too far away.
You're on the wrong coast. Oh, crotch it the guy
for no, No, he ain't. He ain't doing crotch it.
He thought that would be a little weird. He can
get talked about his crotch.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
All the time, and he ain't good this year.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
He got rocked.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Uh, there's no way. It's Torky Torkleson.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
No, not Torkleson, No, no, no, no, tell me who
it is. No, No, you gotta get it's over on
the East, Dude.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
I don't know many more players. I'm going with the
guys I've picked and beat the street.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
A L East dude, a L East. So we're talking.
He's Red Sox Rays.
Speaker 2 (46:59):
Or Okay, okay, Yani Diaz, Nope for the Nope. Uh Orioles.
Oh it's got it if it's Orioles, rum Or, it's
gotta be Uh that kid in that hot holiday.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
No, but you're Adlie and he's after Adlie Rushman. He
named him Adie.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
I was picking beat the Streak players. He said.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
Him and his wife were sitting around watching baseball last
year when she was pregnant, and when players would come
up to hit, he would just rattle off names, and
Adley was the name they liked. So they said, oh,
let's write that one down. And then as the baby
was coming closer and closer to you know, exit out
the birth canal, they said, man, Adley just started growing,
started gaining momentum, and.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
So they wrote it down. I like it, love it.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
Great name, great kid. Gonna meet the kid in a
couple of weeks. Can't freaking wait, how's it going? Adlee Lunchbox?
They called me Hollywood nice to meet you.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
Uh yeah, so the bad thing is the video situation
we gotta get with our engine. Yeah, video doesn't work.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
It doesn't work anymore. That's why we haven't had video guys.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
And I posted our YouTube numbers. We had thirteen new
subscribers in a month, and I believe we had one
hundred minutes watched.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
Wow, that's good. It's not bad when we can't put
up videos. Not bad for not being able to put
up videos.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
I think that was guys just looking for porn.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
Oh boy, all right, everybody have a great Wednesday. Wish
us luck. We got a We do have a new
girl on the team tonight. We DMed her, found her
online because we only have two girls, so we needed
a sub and one of the girls on our team.
I was like, hey, go after this girl. She looks
like she plays soccer, and so she DMed her and
the girls she'll come play. So she's coming to play.
Speaker 2 (48:43):
Got a couple picks. I'd love to check you out
for the team.
Speaker 1 (48:47):
Well, she is blonde. She's blonde, and she looks athletic,
so hopefully she can play some soccer. So we'll see tonight,
which is luck. Have a great day.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
Yeah, the Commission of the league makes it put a headshot.
You got any of those?
Speaker 1 (49:01):
Yeah, can you send me one of those? Yeah, yeah,
not just for research purposes only. Yeah, not not weird,
not weird.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
That full body's fine, it's just for verification.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
Oh man, I got a pee. Man.
Speaker 2 (49:13):
That's the thing. You know with soccer girls, they're always
gonna be skinny as a board.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
They run with a lot of cardigo, Man, a lot
of cardigo.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
That's what I'm saying. You don't got to worry about
somebody that hasn't played in fifteen years and out of shape.
They ain't gonna play exactly.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
It's one accurate. That's why we need her. Hopefully she's good.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
Billy's X played, dude, I mean that really shit. Ain't
never seen her put on a pound? Well she does
ex wife, Yeah, but she doesn't live here.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
Oh, we don't talk about her.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
She'd be phenomenal on the team, really, but she plays
in Austin every day of the week.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
Ask Billy if I can get her number.
I'm recording what you already are. Yeah, you're four seconds,
but I am so behind my bad man. If you're
waiting on me, you already late. Hey. If you're waiting
on me, you're backing up. Bj says. If you're waiting
on me, you're walking backwards. That's what I just said.
If you're waiting on me, you're backing up. Same same
exact thing, except you're on feet. I'm in a car.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
And then I was screaming at Beza because I told him, Hey, Abiza,
it's protocol around here to tell Scuba that you're done
with the pod rooms, so then Scuba can come in there.
And he goes no, and I said be and he
goes no, I'm not doing it. And I said, Abiza,
just text Scuba and tell me you're done. I think
I just got in a fight with it, Beva.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I mean, how hard is it to text? We do
it all the time.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
His final words were to me, No, what Thebisa.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
He might be grumpy the middle of the week, you
know what I mean. He hasn't got any sleep. I
don't know what's wrong with him. I haven't seen Abeza, Abzaza,
Abiza get on that mic nuts abiza abize up, abize
up abies up?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
What up? Dude?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Get on that mic right, Yeah, there it is, dude.
How are you?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I'm great? How are you?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I mean this dude, dude? You want to know where
he went? He went San Diego, He.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Went to Tampa and Ireland.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
You went to Ireland?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, I was everywhere. I was busy, babe.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
What are the world's most interesting man lived in? Busy?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Honey? Sorry about it?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Tell me which one was the best?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Ireland?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Tell me about Ireland?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Okay, Galway? These people are fucking nuts.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Okay, go.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I didn't know if I was alive.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Where is Galway?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
It's in Ireland.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Okay. What did you go to Ireland for?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Just to go? I've never been and I wanted to go.
So we went to Ireland. We were there for eight
days and we drove around the entire like island. So
we like flew into Dublin, went to Galway, then went
down to this place. You're gonna think it's very funny, Dingle.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I loved Dingle, of course I did. But no, it
was like a really cute, quaint little town. It was
adorable and adorable. Yeah, like me able.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
We're people drinking there a lot.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
When I tell you, like six am, they had like
a pint of beer and I was like, how are
you still alive? I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
No, it's amazing. Let me see they're alcoholics. So did
you stay in Dublin at all? Did you spend any times?
I loved Dublin.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I thought it was okay, but I liked the.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
The culture of I don't know if you were like
at night, like when when people got off work they
just go to the bar. There's no id check. Everybody
just sitting on the.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Street immediately bringing their bottles of wine.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
They sit on the curb and they just have pizza
and everybody just is so friendly.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
So that was my favorite part about Dublin because I
was like, yo, we have to act like the like
the locals. We went to the gas station and bought
like a six pack of beer and just sat there
in the middle of the street at like midnight, and
I was like, we gotta do what they do. I
didn't want to experience it.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
You didn't want to be pinpointed as a tourist.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
No, I wanted to act like them. And I'm like,
very white with blonde hair, so I look like them. Okay,
So I was like, I fit in perfectly.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
That's why I liked it was it sounds like a
place where there's no women. Is there only dudes? In Ireland?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
There's a lot of women, and none of them are pretty.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
He's not lying. There's not hotties.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
No, I'm no one in Ireland. This sounds awful. I'm
so sorry. No one from Ireland is like naturally attractive.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
You are talking about my ancestors. But that's okay.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Well that makes a lot of sense for you.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Then, so you were like the beautiful person to them.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I was the most stunning person in all of Ireland.
Everywhere that I walked, I was like, oh my god,
I feel so hot. I need to move here. It
was incredible.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Wow. What is up with your skin? Are you from No,
I'm not actually from America. Oh that explains me.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
They all overweight because they drink a lot.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
They're all over wait, and their skin is not They
just have like weird features.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
It sounds like you're talking about someone with three heads.
They're people too.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
They are humans, and they're very nice humans. They're very sweet.
I love their culture and they're very welcoming and kind.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
And their brotherhood and camaraderie is better than America without
a freaking doubt. Yeah, I would much rather they do
like each other a lot more there. Did you guys
talk to them or were you kind of just doing
your own?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Oh no, no, we talked to them, Honey. I thought
we went out every single night, well mostly me. I
left my boyfriend in the hotel at like midnight, and
I was like, I gotta go. I got things to do. Yeah,
So I went out to like the pubs, and I
was like hanging out with all the Irish people and
I was like, I want to do what you guys do,
and they're just So I went to some random person's house.
They had sheep in the backyard.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
You went to someone's house. I did tell me this,
so that you met him at the bar and they said, hey,
come home with me.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Well they didn't say come home with me. They said, hey,
we're throwing an after party. There's a lot of people
that are going to be there. Do you want to come?
And I was like, yeah, I want to go.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Oh that's so awesome that I went in their house.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
They accepted you as one of their own, they did,
and I got to pet the sheep.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
So did they have it was a house just a
normal house or is it a mansion?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
No, it was not a mansion. It was Athole.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Okay. Are they kind of unambitious? They're like they settle
a little bit. I think the alcohol makes them not
very ambitious.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I don't know, necessarily ambitious. I think that they have
different things that bring them.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Joy, like a big They don't have big houses, Like
there aren't big houses. So Ireland's poor. They're not poor,
It's just they want to be outside. They a lot
of land, a lot of It's more about being space
and like being open. And I have two acres.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
You've never invited me to your house, but this random
person in Ireland did.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
When I get sheep, I'll invite you.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
No, I want to come either way, I will poor
a pine at six am.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Only you would end up at a person's house, a
house that owns sheep and random Ireland.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
It was so cool and they were painted different colors
depending on like who owned the different sheep. It was
so cool.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
But like, did you walk to their house or gotten vehicles?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
And you trusted them and we gotten into uber.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Okay, and you felt cool going in the house.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I mean, like, what's the worst that can happen? I'll
die darn, robbed and raped? Darn.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
There's worse things than that. Man.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I mean, I've lived a rough life. What are they
going to do?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Rob me? Take it? I don't care.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
He's got two metal hips in care about that?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Like?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Come on?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Man?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Oh was it hilly? Was it hard on the hips? No?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Because I have brand new hips. I was ready to go. Honey.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Did you need a walking cane?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
No? I was running up them stairs.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Did you do hiking boots or what?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Apps? Do you think I would wear hiking boots?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
But it's not my aesthetic.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Okay, So what else did you do? You leave Dublin?
You go to Dingleberry.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
We went to Galway. Galway was my favorite city.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Okay, tell me Aboutway.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
It was nuts. And so they have this street it's
kind of like Broadway, and so it's called Key Street,
but it's spelled qu a y. So the entire time
I was an idiot, and I called it Quay and
I was like, Oh, we're going to the quays. And
so now every time I think of something fun, I'm like, oh,
are we quayet tonight? Because that's what they do is
they go to the keys and they just go to
(07:14):
all the bars and they bar hop and they dance
and there's live music and they do all of the
fun things. So six am, wow, so they don't stop, no, okay,
and then they go to work the next day at
seven am.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
So they're like severe alcoholics.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
They are functioning alcoholics. Wow, I don't know how.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
And it's only beer right or they were they whiskey?
Did you drink Guinness?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I did drink a Guinness. I went to the Guinness
factory and we did the tour. You split the g
I tried, but then I ended up just chugging the
whole thing.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
You like, got it caught in your throat?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah, well no, I didn't really like the taste of it,
so I just wanted it gone, like immediately, So I
just chugged the whole thing real quick.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Motor oil Guinness is so bad, not good, But it
tastes better there than here.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
It actually does. It was and I learned if you
do a black in Guinness.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
They put back and mild black.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
No black and Guinness No, they put like raspberry syrup
in it. So it tastes so much better because it's
like sweet so that I could drink and I was like, okay,
I'm in for this.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I'm in so they they're entertainment. Was there sports going
on there?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
There was the Scotland and Ireland. They were playing what
are they call it football? It was soccer, but they
were playing football against each other, and so there was
like a huge game that was going on. I didn't
go because they were like six hundred dollars a ticket.
I'm not going to spend six hundred dollars to go
watch random people kick a leather ball around the grass.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
That's a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
That's dumb.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I just didn't take you as a guy to go
to a live sporting event.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Oh I love live sporting events.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Would you go to Pred's games?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Do you go to Titans game?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Yeah? We have season tickets to the Titans game?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
You yeah? What the low key flows like rich? She
just put our face. No, I lost sports podcast, damn it. No.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
I don't like like knowing about the sports. I like
the pregame and the tailgate and the fun that everybody has.
Like I don't really watch the game. I go for
the camaraderie.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Well, at the Titans games, you want in our seat
at the new stadium.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
We are on a sports podcast and neither one of
us have been to a game in like two years.
Why and we bring in and he's got season tickets.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
I've been to more games than you.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
I haven't been to a Titan game.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
This is a fake sports podcast. The last you don't
even care about sports.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
The last Titans game was two years ago. I went
to a preseason game and left before the game started.
Why because it was so hot out it was like
eighty degree.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Wow. Fake fans, fake fans.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
And the team's they've been the worst team in the NFL.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Yeah, they're awful. That's why the tickets are so.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Cheap in the stadium.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Do you sit man in the two hundreds? Like right
at the what's it called the kickoff thing?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
That's good?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
The medal the medal park. I don't know anything about it.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I heard for the New State and though you got
to put up sixty grande hundred grand?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Not me?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Oh did you gone?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Him?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
My boyfriend pays for them.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
I see a big football fan.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
He is, okay, so usually if I don't want to go,
he'll take a sister. But I will go to most
of the games.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Well, man, if you ever want to get rid of
your two tickets, and I can take one of my boys,
because they, oh.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Now you want to go, but you haven't gone in
two years.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Now, all of a sudden, you want to go. Okay,
fake fan.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
They've been begging me to take him to a Titans game.
Who my kids, there's only two tickets. You have a
million kids, I know, but I just you know, you
take one.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
One thrusting and pumping like you've been busy.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
You take one one time and then next. But the
problem is the tickets are so expensive. Like a couple
of years ago, I was like, you know what, I'll
take you this week to the game. They were playing
the Patriots, they were the two worst teams in the NFL.
And I looked on the website and.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
It was still one hundred dollars a ticket, and I said, sorry, boys,
we're not going to the game.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
That is a bad dad. Put on the credit card,
call it a day.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
But they're not even gonna realize like two years ago
they were five, three and one.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Yeah, definitely don't take the three and one year old
one year now. This is how I feel about Disney too.
People that take their kids to Disney make me actually insane.
They won't remember it. You're spending like ten thousand dollars
to go, say, at this resort and ride the rides
that they can't even ride because they're too small, So.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
You're not even gonna remember because you drink the whole time.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
True, that's fat around the world. Yeah, Like, what's the point.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
I agree with that?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
You?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
My wife keeps going, we need to take the kids,
didn't I'm like, our youngest is four years old. He's
not gonna remember. We don't need to spend this money.
And he can't walk all across Disney. He's gonna get tired.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
And you gotta push them in the stroller. Yeah, no
bank money, absolutely, And then.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
We're gonna go there and we're gonna wait in line,
and they're gonna not gonna ride half the rides.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
And then they're gonna cry and they be hungry, and
then you're gonna spend a million dollars on little pretzel
bites that they won't eat.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, I mean, I'm with you one percent.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
And you go from a sports podcast to a Disney podcast.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Well, and I'm shocked. How did you get to go
to all three of those cities in such a short
amount of time.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I'm busy.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
But we never even talked about We never finished Ireland Ireland?
And know what were the other two you went to?
Did you go to the cliffs?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
I did the cliffs some more.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Dude, my cousin said, I didn't go to those because
we were only He said, hands down, probably the most
beautiful place he's ever been on earth.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
It was absolutely stunning. But unfortunately it was cold and
leading that day and you had to hike up the
cliffs to go. I thought I was going to die,
but it was worth it.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Doesn't it do that every day in Ireland?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Actually we got really good weather, we got really lucky
except for that one day.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Was that the day you woke up with the lamb?
Or a different one?
Speaker 3 (12:44):
I didn't wake up with the lamb? Oh sorry, I
went home afterward. I didn't say at the strangers.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
House, drunken night in Ireland with a sheep.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
It was insane. I mean it was actually insane.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
That's really like.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Cumberland on a foggy day, like.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I mean, it kind of is. That's kind of what
it looks like.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Like it's it's like the people or was it like
you've got your own space and you can enjoy the beauty.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
I wouldn't say tons of people, probably like thirty.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
That's not bad.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
No, like it wasn't. It was awful weather, so it
wasn't that busy.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
What about your boy from Ireland that you went to
this house with the sheep and you still talk to him?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
No, I don't even know their name. It was a
her by the way. Oh see, that's why I felt
more comfortable. It was a daughter. It was a mom
and a daughter that were throwing an after party.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Invited dudes over a gay dude. That's yeah, awesome, that's
the dude they can bring.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Yeah, a gay American dude agreed because he knows he
doesn't want to get locked up in Ireland. No, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
So when do they sleep? If they stay up partying
all night.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
So they typically sleep like between noon and two at work,
and then they go to the bar afterward. And that's
why they look so shitty because they don't sleep.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
All they do is drink and barely sleep.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Yeah, that is just wild man.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
How is the food there all terrible, terrible, terrible food,
all fried, it's all bangers and mash.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Yeah, it's all in that stomach. Like, I hate the
idea of going to a restaurant and ordering a salad
because like, bitch, I can make a salad at home.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I ordered a salad for the first time in Ireland
because everything hurt my stomach so bad. It was all
fried and heavy and I was like, no, I can't.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
It was awful food. There they do.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
They don't have McDonald's, but they have SuperMac, which is
the original McDonald's that was created in Ireland. They also
have this saying like the spice bag. Did you have
the spice bag?
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I did not have a spice bag.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
It made me throw up.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
It's like fried chicken and French fries in a bag
with spicy like Asian sauce on top. And I was like, well,
I have to try it because it was created in Galway,
so I was like, well, I have to try it.
I immediately started throwing up, like it was the worst
day of my life.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
It was bad.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
That sounds terrible. I may have just been your hangover.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I wasn't even hungover.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Are they well dressed over there? No? What do they
do right over there?
Speaker 3 (15:19):
I mean they love each other and they have fun.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
They love the ticket right there.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
I feel like that's why they live so long, they
live to like one hundred and twenty, because they just
have fun and they love lives.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
They don't stress. There's no stress over there, no, I
will say, no one is stressed out. Everybody is just
having a good time.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
So nobody's worried about parking or anything. No, no, no
one's worried about going home. They're just like, whatever happens.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
We're here, we'll see what happens. Darn. That's my new
life motto.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
It's it's great.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Everything that's where it lives, in the fucket bucket.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
In the blanket bucket. All right, Abiza Abezi, you're the best.
You are the best.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Thank you for coming by, man, thank you for having me.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
And we need to next time, we're gonna hear about Tampa,
and we're gonna hear about uh san diego. Okay, we'll
be right back after this, Abza. Everybody clap him out.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Clap me out. Don't give me the clap though, man.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I like it when Aviza just randomly stops by. That
was not on the menu. See, Abiza, Abiza, have a
good one.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Man. Bye, you guys sweets.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
I mean he slept with a sheep. That's pretty impressive.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Yeah, that.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
The dynamics of that one was interesting because I thought
it was dudes he rolled home with. I was wondering
if his boyfriend would be jealous, or a husband or fiance.
I'm just curious how that works. But I guess a
female felt comfortable around him.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I don't think his boyfriend gets jealous. I don't know, though.
I would think they have a pretty secure relationship. But
maybe I'm wrong. I could not know the tea leaves,
but when I see them together, I don't see jealousy.
I just see two dudes hanging out. You know, that's
just how he is without their clothes on. And when
me and Beezer, no, I'm never run when that happens.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I was thinking, would you, is there, under any circumstance
dance at a bar? Would you and your wife ever
leave with a couple random guys from Ireland?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Ooh, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
I doubt it. The only way that would happen if
it was right around the bar, right next to where
we live. And it was a hell of a time.
So for three hours we're all drinking and if we
had a pool, so I'm adding some stuff here because
there's nothing else we would really go back to our
place for it to do play beer pong. But if
we had a pool, I could see her definitely telling
(17:32):
a couple guys from Ireland, Hey, we got a pool,
come at fun. You guys are a blast. So I'm
just saying he must have been an amazing time for
them to invite him back to their Ireland home.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
They were probably enamored by an American, probably like, oh
my gosh, American, he's so fun, and he was, you know,
just living it up, probably buying drinks for them, like oh,
let me get that drink for you, and they're like, man,
we got to show this guy what Ireland's all about.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Let's show him the sheep we have on our land
conversion rates. I should ask him how much our money's
worth over there.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
I'm pretty sure he probably went all credit card. There's
no way he actually got actual Ireland money, right. They
pay with yen now, I don't think though. I think
they play with the euro.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
The thing I loved about Costa Rica is you had
to switch to their money colonies.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Well that was back in the day. This is now
when credit cards are accepted.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Everywhere, okay, visa commercial.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
No, I'm just saying you went to Costa Rica in
twenty five, two thousand and five, when credit cards weren't everywhere.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Any of the places we went on the cruise. Do
they not accept cash? Biminy, No, Scuba had to get
the ATM mister credit card.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
But that was a roadside stand that was made out
of plywood, like literally the crews sounds so fun, like
literally the place where we ate the conk or conch
or whatever it's called. It was a roadside stand made
out of plywood. Definitely not up to health code via
you know standards. It was called cop I didn't have
(18:59):
any of that. Now, I thought you were going to
ask me, would I ever stand at a bar with
baser a private bar up on the rooftop and hold hands.
I thought that's where you were going, But that's not
where you were going. Rabel and Naseroni. Yeah, I'm gonna
say they were probably porking.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Oh yeah, and everybody's broken it down. I mean, I
don't think there's really much nothing breakdown, but it's it
really is. One of their partners was seriously worried about
the relationship.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Said, follow these guys.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
But what I'm wondering is the fallout. She loses her
job for sure.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Nothing happens to him. He's a head football coach.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Nothing happens to him except for divorce, couple losses, a
third loss, a fourth loss.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
And then it's, oh my gosh, is he's so distracted
by Diana Rossini?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Is that her name all of a sudden, whatever it is,
man Nazaroni something, some Italian name, I believe. So that's
the thing. He loses three times, he's fired.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Let me look at Rabel's wife. I don't know what
Rabel's life looks like. Rabel wife, I mean, is she
hotter than Rosiani? She's not bad.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Have you seen the clips going around about Rousiani?
Speaker 1 (20:09):
No?
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Or she's talking. She talks about her dude all the
time and rips on him. She does, Oh yeah, have
you haven't seen that stuff.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
I've seen that stuff.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
You go, man, that player was coming around. He's hot.
My husband better get out of the way. She like,
my husband ain't that good looking? I would choose him
for sure over my husband.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Or she's like, hey, yeah, I don't really post my
husband because I mean I think oh, people, but if
my husband was super hot, i'd over post. He's just
an average dude.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
She goes, I went to Miami. Maybe it was a
super Bowl, and she said, oh, I don't even talk
about that to my husband yet. The details are so crazy.
I guess there were cracks.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
No, here's the thing. Maybe they are okay, their relationship
is open.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
But it's she's a hardcore New Jersey chick soccer player. Ba.
She seems like that's how she goes after relationship, like, huh,
what do you do your dumb ass Like it's that
type of relationship.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
I agree. I think they just have fun in the
relationship and it's okay to say that kind of stuff
because that's her personality or fun, you know, little.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Weekend get away fun. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Hey, hey, honey, I'm gonna be out in Arizona with Rabel.
No big deal. Just you know, don't worry about don't
send the private eye. Okay, you know what I mean.
I'm gonna be on a balcony. I don't need to
lose my job. Okay, cool, thank you. I just think
it was probably Rabel's wife that sent the dude.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
But what a uh well, I'm just gonna say it's
Nasaroni's husband that sent the dude. Okay, what uh? Why
not just ask the person if they're cheating, Well, I
spend thirty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
I'm not sure that's how it works. Hey, hey, honey,
are you cheating?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
No?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Okay, cool?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
I mean you can have the talk. No, no, you
can have the talk. And guess what people do?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
They deny it.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
They say, no, that's a cold person. A lot of
people probably can't deny it.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
No, are you serious? Do you think of all the
people that cheat in this world, all this people, all
the people in the world. If you went up to him,
everybody that's having an affair, and you said, hey, you're
the spouse, and they go, hey, are you cheating on me?
Do you think really most of them are gonna say,
oh yeah, I am.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
No, But you didn't. There's a follow up question, Oh
go ahead, So why are you going to Arizona.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Because there's a meeting out in Arizona.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
That wasn't his excuse. The excuse was he mean his
boys and she's meeting her girls. And then you'd say,
do you care if I just call one of your
girls and just verify.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
That why are you being weird? Like, why do you
not trust me?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Why are you being way?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Do not trust me?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
I trust you?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
No, no, no, you don't trust me. If you want
to call one of my girls, you don't trust me.
I don't know what your problem is, Bill, but this
is not it. This is not how we communicate.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
But your friend Sarah doesn't. She's an influencer and she
has two thousand followers. She can't afford a two thousand
a night hotel. That's a couple's hotel.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
But we're splitting it. It's all of us together.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Well, can I get some.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Relax, Phil relax? Here we go. We got an email,
Hey coachers, longtime listener, first time emailer, and yes, unfortunately
I work in human resources.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Oh congratulations.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
I promise this email does not include performance improvement plans,
awkward investigations, or let's circle back. I'll be coming to
Nashville soon for an insurance conference. I know, try to
be jealous. Nothing but excitement with this group to balance
out the thrill of insurance talk. I'm bringing my son
along and we're hoping to squeeze in a round or
two of golf while we're in town. Muni I'm looking
(23:42):
for recommendations for nice but reasonably affordable golf around Nashville.
That'd be a great fit for laid back mother son duo,
fun courses, welcoming vibes, and not the kind of place
where you feel judged before you t off. If this
email somehow makes it onto the podcast, asked all considerate
hazard pay or continuing education credit. Thanks for the laugh
(24:06):
and the help, and please know hr HR stam strong sharpen,
pencils and all best Erica HR Director Insurance Conference survivor, fingers,
crossed pencil sharpener, sound effect appreciator.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
And coach. You also sucker in the emails. We may
need to get Arnolduringum.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Do I really suck a reading?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
You do a lot of mistakes, which is fine. But
we are having more listeners, I've noticed, and they probably
expects us to talk good.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Yeah, so maybe I should like condense them. I just
I open them and read them.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Because we had a we had to tell me something
good the other day. You guys are doing it and
for the show, the big show, and you're going around
the room and between you Morgan and Eddie and Amy,
you guys mispronounced so many things and stumbled over your
words so many times. I was like, for the love
of guy, just let the producers do this show. You know,
(25:03):
he's been mispronounced no less than five words. It's like,
this is so bad. We have people in studio. Guys,
just read the story properly.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
See here's the thing. I'm not a good rip and
read to rip it to me. Okay, I'll start sending
you the emails.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
I'm sorry, I don't know. Well, I already get some
from Mike Dean Bones. I don't need something from you.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
So that's what I'm saying. I apologize that I'm not
a solid reader, but I just try to read it.
And I'm trying to read it fast because I know
a slow email people want to tune out. But if
you're gonna play golf in Nashville, this is from Erica
Two Rivers Golf Course, Great Course, Ammuni, harp It Hills,
(25:47):
Great Muni, gay Lord, Expensive Ast Cramp, Ted Rhodes, Muni
Good course with Shelby Shelby not that fun, not that great,
and it's straight down. Your first hole is ninety degrees downward.
Everything is a blind shot. You're going uphill, over hill,
round hill, Shelby. I would not recommend you finally get
(26:08):
to number four. You got two trees blocking your view
and you can't and see the hole. Awesome, I'll just swing. Yeah.
Twelve Stones is another fun one, and I think it
is reasonably priced.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Those are the four. I would say, twelve Stones up
by me. That's Indian Lake.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yeah, that's really cool. That's a good one. So yeah,
those are the golf courses. They don't judge you. Three
of those four ammunis and they welcome everybody. So it's just,
you know, a hack fest. You and your son can
kick back. Relax, he'll kick your ass all over the
course and you'll do some bonding. It'll be great.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
It is bonding. Me and the wife gonna be golfing
together this summer. Brother he's got risk surgery had he
said he'll be back and good to go. He golfed
with me on the patio the other night.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
And he did say, I mean, I talked to brother
the other day and he said, Brother, he goes that
boy years, he goes that partner of yours over there
on Soldiers. I'm gonna tell you what he goes. He's
got something when it comes to that game. With the
cups in that ball, like, I mean, I've never seen
anything like that.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Brother.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
I was like, what do you mean, He goes, Dude,
I don't think he missed one cup the whole time
we play. He was like, he goes, you got to
give him a hard time, like, I don't know how
you're not having tournaments and you're not entering that guy
and you're betting money on him because I've never seen
anything like it. He goes, cause, I mean, you do
a triangle that should be easier, but your boy, Ray,
he wants me going to line him up in a
(27:29):
straight line and he would just boom boom boom, never missed.
I don't understand it.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
I will say at the convention, me and a chick did.
It was on the other side of a couple of
Texas staters, frat boys Oh Foray and Roblez. They were
pretty good, but I mean we cleaned them, We cleaned
their clock. They were done in about five minutes. And
I ended on that one to oh, but a tournament
will be fun, it just takes time. We learned this
on the cruise. That Bag's tournament was four hours out
(27:55):
of the sun. We should have thought that went through.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Yeah, we needed a limited limit the amount of participants.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
So that was halfway through. I'm whispering to our staff.
I was like, guy, oh my god, is there any
way you can narrow down that. People just say, hey,
we're trying to just have fun in the sun, like
we're not taking this seriously. Can some of y'all voluntarily
get out of the tournament?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
And I think a lot of teams did start just
dropping because I played like five times in a row
and I lost every time. Then I had to find
a new partner because they needed someone to play the
next round. Because people are like, man, I'm gonna go
to the pool. Man, I'm gonna go out in the water.
They didn't realize there's gonna be a six hour commitment
to play bags.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
And the best part, Lunch's voice is shot. I mean
it was shot the whole time. And he's on the megaphone.
We're now down to our final game. The guy whispers
over to him, this is the best part. He goes, no,
it's the semi finals. Were like, here, Jo can't even talk.
You still got to announce another bags match. We're not
done to the end of this crowd.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
He can't read an email. He can't get the tournament right.
I mean, there's not a lot I can do right.
So I'm just telling you it was bad. It was
really really bad.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
The one guy whose wife had the blue hot bikini
he goes. Everybody always asks me. I'm like, I'm just
partners with my hot wife or remember that guy?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Yeah? I was like, all right, man, sounds good? Man,
all right, Yeah, here's another email. Yeah, what's up? Coachers?
Just heard the pod and the big show Bunce you
got on the prices right, that's awesome. The trip you
want is where I live. Temecula is great winery and
there's a casino close by with a top golf course
and case you're.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Interested, yeah, it's in Tijuana. You better hit me up
when you come out this way. Day one listener and
convention vet Travis, are we sure that Temecula isn't partially
in Mexico?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
I'm not sure, but Travis, I'm gonna be honest with you, man,
I'm gonna be honest. I'm probably not gonna be hating
you up. When I go out there.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Me and Bezer want the trip.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
It's probably gonna be my wife and I get away weekend.
I'm probably gonna have to pay her close attention and
like give her the love. And as much as I
would like to meet up with sord Losers Nation, she's
probably gonna be like, this is the one time we
get to go way by ourselves, and you're gonna go
meet up with Travis.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Screw you.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
So I don't know if we'll be able to meet up.
Maybe my wife will pass out after drinking too much
wine in Wine Country and then I can jop jump
in an uber and you can meet me at the casino.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Is that what it is? Wine Country? Yeah? Hard pass
See I've avoided the NAPAs and the Italy and the Tuscany. Yeah,
until I gotta go. I'm down with the Italy, But
the Napa Valley it looks like there's no why there's
I'm finding no Wi Fi but no cable. You're not
gonna watch a game. All you're gonna be doing is
talking about grapes. I don't really like wine at all,
(30:37):
and I hate these Somalia's that act like what they
know is the most hidden and secretive information of all time.
I don't want your information. I just take it down
and either I like it or I don't. I don't
need to know how it mixes with a chip. My
name is Ben, and I'm not. My name is Paul.
It's up to y'all.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
I do think those Samallias, they they can make it up.
They could just make up anything, and you believe them.
It's like a couple months ago when I went to
the birthday party and we went to this little French restaurant.
This guy is bringing over the water and this is
from the side of the mountain and the cats skill
and I'm like, what are you talking about? You are
just saying crap, and you know what, you believe it
(31:17):
because you have no idea. You're not gonna sit there
and pull out your phone, be like, let me see
if he's tell them the truth. You just take them
at their word. You drink the wine, You're like, oh,
it's good. It's probably right down out of the Cumberland.
That's what it is. But I don't give a crap
about wine either.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Well, I don't like wine, and it's only second worst
to the guy at the menu that gives you their
special and he reads this entire dissertation. Buddy, I just
want a grilled cheese or a Burger.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Yeah. So I don't like wine either, So I'm gonna
go to Temecula and I'm not even gonna enjoy the
wine country. It's probably beautiful, though.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
I bet you could drop down to a Dodgers game.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
I don't know where it is compared to La.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
I bet it's damn close to Laguna Beach, beautiful coastline.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
It might maybe there's a beach, but if there's a
nice golf course, oh my gosh, I'll play to Mecula.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
You're thinking it's gonna be inner state.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
I don't have any idea. I've never looked it up.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Well, you won a trip to a city and you
never googled the city? No?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Is that weird?
Speaker 2 (32:20):
That would have been the first thing I would have done.
Where the hell is this city?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Let me see it. Like when we went on the cruise,
you didn't google Biminy, Key West and Bahamas.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Never did it. You just sailed aimlessly, say, oh, wherever
they told me to get off the boat, I got
off the boat. I had no plan, I had no direction,
I had nothing. That's the joy of traveling to me
is you get to be surprised, because if you see
everything online, then when you get there, You're like, I've
already seen this.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
You're gonna be surprised in Temecula when a donkey walks
by you down the street that place.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
You're gonna be surprised in Temecula when they say where's
your passport? And I'm like, what this is Mexico.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Oh, isn't it wild that they would have a trip
to this place? Of all the cities in America, Let's say,
because it seemed like you didn't win the trips that
were I did not across the globe.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
I didn't win the one in New Orleans to Greece
or Thailand.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Of all the cities, you could have won a trip
to that people want to vacation to. I have never
heard of Temecula, California, have you no? I rest my case.
(33:40):
I mean, what kind of a deal did they get?
I've never heard of I've heard of Rancho Cucamonga. I've
heard of Newport, I've heard of Laguna Beach. I've heard
of Tijuana, Cabo, San Diego, slam Diego.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
I've heard of San Francisco.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
I have never heard of Temecula, California. I've heard and
that's what you won I've heard of Modesto, Modesto nuts.
I've heard of Palm Springs, Coachella, Indigo.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Yeah, I've heard of Sacramento.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
I mean there's Temecula.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Yeah, geez yeah. Let's take a break, man.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
That was rough.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
That was rough. We'll take a break. We're right back
to Mecula. Man, You're right, I've never heard of it,
never heard of it.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
We're in trouble, man.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Why because we never started the show. You never did
the intro. Why are we in trouble? Did we do
this intro?
Speaker 2 (34:40):
No?
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Because a beas that came in. Why are we in trouble?
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Tell you after the intro? All right, we're gonna do
it live. We are the one, two three so loser.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
What up?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I give you the sports facts, my sports opinions
because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
And see your voice isn't fully healed. What up, y'all?
It is Sisson from the North Alpha Male. I live
on the north side of Nashville with Baser in the country,
two point three three acres, two kids at Vanderbilt defrosting
Justin's in Michigan. He is working, though he's no longer
collecting unemployment. He's got a job again. He says he's
making right around four hundred thousand a year, So I
think he was lying. Oh, but he does have a
(35:24):
nice corner pub that he walks to. He said he
loves it there in Cascade in the Grand Rapids area.
So well, wish is to him coach over to you,
but probably back to me onto why we're in trouble?
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Yeah, back to you. Why are we in trouble? Man?
Speaker 2 (35:35):
So here's the deal. Totally forgot what I was gonna say.
That's troubling visa the podcast in box.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
I don't know, dude, that's wild. You really forgot. We're
getting old, like you literally said, we're in trouble.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Podcasts Convention.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
I will tell you this that my co ed season
starts tonight. You know, outdoor soccer new season. We just
wrapped up the indoor and let me tell you it
was a rough indoor season.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Video continue.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
We we didn't have a very good regular season. So
the playoffs, everybody makes the playoffs and they break it
into an A bracket and a B bracket. Usually we're
in the B bracket or C bracket. And this year
we were in the D bracket sure for the playoffs, man,
and we did march through that bracket and win the
D League D Brackett Championship.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
You run into Brownie Junior in there.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
No he red shirted, man. But we did get a
gift certificate to a restaurant. And they give you a
gift certificate to a restaurant, right, And this is what's
frustrating is that restaurant has numerous locations in Nashville.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
I already know it. Numerous. Yep, you are always close
to a location Golden Arch, baby, you know where they
gave us the gifts are certificate to the location that
is twenty three minutes outside of Nashville. By me, hand it.
It's closer to you than it is to me. Give
(37:12):
that to me and brother, we'll go on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
I don't understand how you have a Nashville sports league
and they give you the gift certificate when they have
numerous locations right here in Nashville, right here, and you
got to drive twenty three minutes outside of town to
go use your gift certificate.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Kind of bowl.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Crap if you ask me. Yeah, Like there are locations
right by our field where we play soccer. There's a
location right there. Oh no, okay, use it at this one.
Got to get in the car, drive twenty three minutes
outside of town.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Yeah, that's one of those where check that they're not expired.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
No no, no, it expires uh June ninth, I believe or
June eighteenth. But here's the cool part. We play on
Wednesday nights. So okay, how tonight? So we're all together
on a Wednesday night after the game, you guys want
to just everybody just get in the car and drive
out there and eat. H Page you in, Yeah, you're in.
Charlie you're in. Yeah, James, you can do it. Matt
(38:18):
you're good. All right, guys, we'll meet over there. Oh sorry, sorry, correction.
The gift certificate is only good on Monday or Tuesday night. Yeah,
so not only do we already leave our families on
Wednesday to play soccer to you know, go out and
(38:38):
enjoy our team camaraderie on the soccer field and try
to put the ball in the net, kick some balls around.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Catie, come right on me. Okay, So Brina Carpenter don't
know the song, I'll have to.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Look it up.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
And carpen No.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
I know who she is. She's hot, but I don't
know the music.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Anyway, my trucker's knowing those lonely parking lots, Come on, boys,
no firefighters.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
That's all they do is they sit around and look
at that crap. But yeah, it's just annoying that it's
not only twenty three minutes outside of town, but the
game you play on Wednesday, you can't use it that night.
So now you have to dedicate two nights to the
soccer team. When your family's like, hey, what are you
doing for dinner? Oh? Sorry, honey, I'm gonna go meet
(39:28):
them at this location twenty three minutes outside of town
and we're gonna eat dinner. I'm sorry. And then tomorrow
night I'm gonna leave again because I have a soccer game,
you know, And so you're gonna be responsible for the
kids two days.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
In a row.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Very frustrating and annoying.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
I got you one better. Go ahead, man, my mom
and dad for Christmas one year, give me a year
free of this drive through item.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Great, bro, I'm.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Gonna go there every freaking day and get that.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Yeah you are.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
I was just starting with the show. Yes, it was
a little thing that goes on your key ring. It
was in the shape of an ice cream and they
zip it and it was at Wendy's. Love It. You
could get a half of a cup of a frosty
every day for an entire year.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
That's incredible.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
But the cup was this big that's not very big,
and you had to wait in the drive through line
for it.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
It's probably not worth it.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
So tell me how many times do you think out
of a year, I sat in a line and got
this miniature cup.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
There's three hundred and sixty five days in a year.
I'm gonna say you probably got it one hundred and
thirty two.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
I got it one time, and I said, I'm never
waiting in that line again. It was a genius marketing
campaign by Wendy's. Because nobody's going to go do that.
I'm telling you, I didn't even know this type of
cup existed. It was basically it was smaller than a
small well and you know when they put a top on,
let's say mcflurry or something basically like the top filled
(41:02):
was the mcfli or was the frost that you get?
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Wow, that's what they do. They promised you like you're
gonna get this amazing thing, and then it's like not really.
It's sort of like when when I used to work
in No no, no, no no, we promise, we come through
on that. We tell you're gonna get something, you get it.
Oh yeah you do. Hey, tickets on sale July first,
on sale July first, Coaches Convention six.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
And your dick's being held to the fire.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Yeah, everybody's been hitting me up by those tickets still
gonna be on sale. Hey, hey, guys, I don't make
promises I can't keep.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Yeah, don't make a promise your ass can't keep.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
But dude, we used to do Dodds dropping the bucket
for the Samtonio Spurs. And if you make these little
miniature basketballs in each bucket, you get more prizes, more prizes,
more prizes, more prizes the farther you go. And I
think one of them was Waterburger for a year money unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
We had one just opened by us, so cool.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
And when you read the fine print, it's one thing
per week.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
See that's not for a year.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
It is a year, but it's not every day for
a year. You think I can go there every single
day once a week.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
I never talked about this on the Big Show. You
want it, I want it the Big Show. I'd a
listener during my gambling days. I might have fired, we
might have fired together on some bets.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
And he hit me up in a fast food place.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
Okay, and he goes, hey, I can get you free
sandwiches whenever you want it.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
I love this.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Out of respect to him, I'm not going to name
the place. I'm like, ah, that's funny. Hit send me
a bar code. I'd scan it. Dang free sandwich.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
Next day he sent me a couple of barcodes. Dang
free sandwich two for two. Hit him up again. I
was like, hey man, you got any more of those?
It would take him a couple of days. Send me
another couple, Send me another couple, who send me another couple.
I'd say. By the time it was all said and done,
(43:03):
I got between thirty and thirty five free sandwiches.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Now that's a real deal.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
But then I either he got fired or he died,
because I haven't heard from him since. He's ghasted me.
I hit him up during the heart of gambling. I said,
hey man, had to run of bad luck. Anyway I
can get a free SAMI that was four years ago.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Oh what was his what was his name?
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Man? I could pull it up if X would let
me see my messages, but they don't. I have to
register for some account to see messages.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Man, that would be awesome. I'd love to give him
a shout out, and maybe he would come out of
the woodwork and say, hey, guys, I'm still alive, still
listening to the pod if you would have, Like Taylor Dile,
he just disappeared. I don't know if he still listens
to the pod.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
We've lost some soldiers, we lost sored losers locks, he's gone, yep,
we lost my wife. Okay, she now listens to I
can't think his name, but he does investigating type stuff.
He's live, and that's where we're messing up.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
We're not live.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
And he does one every day.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
Oh we don't have time. Oh I thought about doing
every day, but then it's just not realistic. It's not realistic. Man.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
And she did listen. She told me my podcast was bad. Oh, yes,
she still does listen.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Okay, that's good. Yeah, Batter's Box. I haven't talked to
him in a while. So I don't know if we've
lost him or not.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
What if everybody that's a batter's box here with a special.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
Cousin Andrew, he is still dialed in. He's still dialed in.
He just had a baby. Oh he lives with Taylor
dial No. Oh, no, no, he's not dialed he's not
living with Taylor diol. Oh he's dialed in. Uh, because
he still has a baby, brand new baby. And he
just holds the baby and he listens to the pod.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Jeesh.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
And would you like to know the baby's name? Uh?
Otani close? Rey is Johnnie? You are right, it is
named after a major League baseball player.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Well, I know that coach. I'm guessing Trout. Ooh close.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
Trout was on our fantasy team for like the last
five years. We finally released him this year. He was
not one of our keepers.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
It ain't Skeens, is it.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Oh? Not Skiens. But you're getting closer, scooball ooh, you're
getting closer.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Uh, it's got to be one of those up and comers.
That's it. Mcdongall for the Tigers.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
No, no, not McDonell.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
Uh is Rockies, TJ Brums.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
No, No, you're getting farther away, getting farther away.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
It ain't uh one kid Kazermitski for the minute Milwaukee Brewers.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Not not Misserowski. No, no, not not Misserowski. Man, what
about podges for the dodge page is No, he's not it.
You're getting farther away, farther away. We'll take a break.
I'll get you more guesses right after this. All right,
what he got.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
H sticking close to home. It's got to be Pete
crow Armstrong.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
That's not a bad one. Uh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
but not it.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
A J McClain. No, oh, Dela Cruz.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
He is on our fantasy team this year, but not him.
You're getting closer, though, closer region Yamamoto. Nope, too far away.
You're on the wrong coast. Oh, crotch it the guy
for no, No, he ain't. He ain't doing crotch it.
He thought that would be a little weird. He can
get talked about his crotch.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
All the time, and he ain't good this year.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
He got rocked.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Uh, there's no way. It's Torky Torkleson.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
No, not Torkleson, No, no, no, no, tell me who
it is. No, No, you gotta get it's over on
the East, Dude.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
I don't know many more players. I'm going with the
guys I've picked and beat the street.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
A L East dude, a L East. So we're talking.
He's Red Sox Rays.
Speaker 2 (46:59):
Or Okay, okay, Yani Diaz, Nope for the Nope. Uh Orioles.
Oh it's got it if it's Orioles, rum Or, it's
gotta be Uh that kid in that hot holiday.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
No, but you're Adlie and he's after Adlie Rushman. He
named him Adie.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
I was picking beat the Streak players. He said.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
Him and his wife were sitting around watching baseball last
year when she was pregnant, and when players would come
up to hit, he would just rattle off names, and
Adley was the name they liked. So they said, oh,
let's write that one down. And then as the baby
was coming closer and closer to you know, exit out
the birth canal, they said, man, Adley just started growing,
started gaining momentum, and.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
So they wrote it down. I like it, love it.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
Great name, great kid. Gonna meet the kid in a
couple of weeks. Can't freaking wait, how's it going? Adlee Lunchbox?
They called me Hollywood nice to meet you.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
Uh yeah, so the bad thing is the video situation
we gotta get with our engine. Yeah, video doesn't work.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
It doesn't work anymore. That's why we haven't had video guys.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
And I posted our YouTube numbers. We had thirteen new
subscribers in a month, and I believe we had one
hundred minutes watched.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
Wow, that's good. It's not bad when we can't put
up videos. Not bad for not being able to put
up videos.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
I think that was guys just looking for porn.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
Oh boy, all right, everybody have a great Wednesday. Wish
us luck. We got a We do have a new
girl on the team tonight. We DMed her, found her
online because we only have two girls, so we needed
a sub and one of the girls on our team.
I was like, hey, go after this girl. She looks
like she plays soccer, and so she DMed her and
the girls she'll come play. So she's coming to play.
Speaker 2 (48:43):
Got a couple picks. I'd love to check you out
for the team.
Speaker 1 (48:47):
Well, she is blonde. She's blonde, and she looks athletic,
so hopefully she can play some soccer. So we'll see tonight,
which is luck. Have a great day.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
Yeah, the Commission of the league makes it put a headshot.
You got any of those?
Speaker 1 (49:01):
Yeah, can you send me one of those? Yeah, yeah,
not just for research purposes only. Yeah, not not weird,
not weird.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
That full body's fine, it's just for verification.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
Oh man, I got a pee. Man.
Speaker 2 (49:13):
That's the thing. You know with soccer girls, they're always
gonna be skinny as a board.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
They run with a lot of cardigo, Man, a lot
of cardigo.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
That's what I'm saying. You don't got to worry about
somebody that hasn't played in fifteen years and out of shape.
They ain't gonna play exactly.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
It's one accurate. That's why we need her. Hopefully she's good.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
Billy's X played, dude, I mean that really shit. Ain't
never seen her put on a pound? Well she does
ex wife, Yeah, but she doesn't live here.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
Oh, we don't talk about her.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
She'd be phenomenal on the team, really, but she plays
in Austin every day of the week.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
Ask Billy if I can get her number.
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