September 2, 2026 • 43 mins
Lunchbox got a lesson in how to make money from a very unlikely source but isn't sure the guy knows what he is talking about. Who wants an easy way to make $50,000 to $60,000 and all you have to do is get some Olympics tickets? Plus Lunchbox almost gets taken out at the golf course and meets someone that 100% lied about what they do for a living. Also Ray has nightmares about the time he tried to sell his season tickets to the Cubs and the Cubs were the worst team in the league which cost him a lot of money.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Let's get it started. Let's get it started in here.
Let's get it started in here. You know that song?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, but we can't do music on here. And I
had the thought the other day, can I play the
vacation songs on here?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Is one of my thoughts, which.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Because you own it well and because I was listening
to McAfee he just dropped an album Save yourself the time.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
He dropped an album, Yeah, oh my gosh, like as
a joke.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah, it's a joke, all right.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
No, no, no, But was he trying to be serious?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Right, it's a joke, all right?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
What kind of music?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
It's like jelly roll type music, but completely corny. It's
like this. I woke up in the morning out of
my mom. I was born in Pittsburgh.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Out of my mom.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I'm a man.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Oh and now you think I'm a you think I'm
pulled a rising. I'm a monopoly. My mama be my
mama be career a monopoly to my mama birthed me.
She didn't know that I played monopoly. I'm maniacal, just
like the man that crosses the go and he gets
the two hundred dollars going to jail.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I'm a monopoly.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
See what happens. This is what happens. Okay, you get
too much money and you start being able to do everything,
and when you have that much money, you get bored
and so you think, you know what people want to
hear is me doing an album, and you actually pay
real money that you earned to make an album, like
(01:36):
you had to get studio time, you had to get writers,
you had to do all that mm because I've heard
it's not cheap to make an album. But when you
have that much money, it's like, oh, yeah, man, now
I can be a rapper. What the hell are you doing?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I agreeing with you?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
So I was listening to McAfee's show all that to
say this, to see if he played his songs.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
He did didn't.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh but maybe I talked to Dodd, talk to Bruce Wallace.
Get to get to those guys and say, hey, do
you care if I put it on the pod every day?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Are you gonna sue us?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Oh? Have you talked to Dodd since he left?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
No? Man, they moved to another state. At first it
was to the west side.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
They moved.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
We were all they were east side. We partied at
their place on the east side. Then they moved out west.
We were out west, they were out west West. They
were they don't live there anymore, so I can say
like Kingston Springs. And it was too far from their
house to our house was over an hour.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
That's a long way.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
And we went to their house. Sadly they never made
it to ours. The invite was extended, they never came,
and then they moved to Georgia. So and it's like
occasionally we'll DM it's the haha, hell, kids are cute.
They don't really post a lot ever, actually kids on
but maybe it's just the private one I see, or
if they rarely do, but the messages are few and
(02:54):
far between.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Dang, I can't believe. I thought that friendship was one
that was like tight, tight as glue.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
It is, but you know when it'll get tighter when
the kids are gone. Oh college football, Okay, first game
in Athens.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
We're coming knocking. Are you going?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
They said they live in next to the football stadium.
Really is what they had told us. I mean, they're
in Athens and they said the game days are something
to be seen and they're very close to the stadium.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
That's interesting because my cousin was in town a few
weeks ago with his son Tristan, and Tristan has a
friend that does something at the University of Georgia. I'm
not sure exactly what, maybe something with the band, but
told Tristan, dude, just show up on game day. I
can get you into the games for free as a trumpeter.
(03:47):
And he's like really, He goes, yeah, you just wear
this colored shirt and I get you in for free.
So Tristan said he was gonna go to a couple
of games.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
It's gonna especially SEC. I mean, there can't. I mean,
it's gotta be a Texas. It's got to be in Oklahoma.
It's got to be Evalls. They're playing No, they could
be playing Kentucky. They could be playing Vandy. I mean,
is that new quarterback for Vandy that the young guy
that Jared Curtis is he starting? He's the future?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I don't know. I mean, once we turn on the
TV and the fall, we'll see.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Hey, I've been checking out practice, dude. Campus is only
like two miles from us, right here, and we haven't
even gone by to see what's going on.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I saw somebody who was like Ty Simpson absolutely carving
up this defense.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
He's the backup for the Rams. I was a guy. Stop.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
That's when you know we're horny for football. When I
got a guy on Twitter X breaking down the backup
quarterback for the Rams.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Hey, man, it's right around the corner, though. I mean
I can do you smell that? That's football? Dude? That
is I mean we are ten days away, eight days away,
four days away. I don't know, but I know that
we are super freaking close to football four days away. Yeah.
Are you high? Uh? No? High on life? Man, high
(05:07):
on life? Because I smell football, I smell soccer. I
smell everything I smell. I smell the leaves of changing
the colors. I mean, this is when it gets beautiful
out this. We are weeks away from it being not
ninety eight degrees. It's gonna be amazing. We are starting
(05:28):
that transition like some men do to women and women
do to man. We are doing it from summer to fall.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Baser's already there. She put ghosts underneath our on the mantle.
And I was filming on the GRAM. I was trying
to Max Graham, Max the sore Losers account. Yeah, and
there's literal ghosts on our mantle. As I'm filming the
soccer game the other night.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Maybe a little early.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
She got him at Marshalls and I go, oh, that's funny.
They look good. Yeah, well put them up in a month.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
And she goes, no, no, no, they's thing and she goes,
in Christmas is going to probably start at the end
of September.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
What that's before even October?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Huh, you guys live different out there in the country. Man.
We should probably start the show because we got so
much to talk about. We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Guys were a spinoff show, The Bobby Bone Show, where
the Sore Losers Podcast. We are twenty nine days away
from the Sore Losers Convention and Nashville, brought to you.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
By freel and Schevrolay, and.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
We need to have lunch with Richard.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
If not you me, I need to go bang some
knuckles with those guys, have a couple beers and just
see what the hell they're doing.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
If they're coming to the convention.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Oh, they gotta come watch the live pod. Probably gotta work.
We got tickets for Richard and Lewis, right, yeah, we do. Okay,
Soredlosers dot Com they're literally presenting sponsors Soredlosers dot com.
I tell them that, Hey, you guys want to come
to the live pod, you gotta go to sore Losers
dot com.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Sorry, Richard and uh baser hatched the idea. What about
hatchprint posters?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Oh really like we did last year?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Oh we did?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Ah, she made something on AI.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
It looked no, no, it looked really good.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
It was just she did it quick to see how
easy it is to do. And then we autograph them,
and we autographed him and everything.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
We autographed some Okay, some people didn't want them autographed.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Because dude, they had one that was sent up to
the radio station. I can't start the show yet. I
gotta tell the story.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
They had a hatchprint of Eric Church sent up to
the station. How to look awesome, just like ours.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I didn't see it, and it was autographed.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
This is like fifteen years ago.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Got it.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
I was like, this is awesome.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Nobody wants this. Threw it on eBay. Oh what about
that hatch print? I throw an eBay. I totally forgot about.
It was five day. Oh my gosh, that auction ended.
Let's see that.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Bo three hundred and seventy five dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
What Yes, hatch prints are huge, dude, what a sale.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I'll just throw this cute little poster at EBAs if
it sells for a couple bucks. If you see any
of them sitting around the building, grab them.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
That is a life lesson you just taught me.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I got a Miranda Lambert one sitting at the house,
but I need her to autograph it.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Oh so it just sits there.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Dude, you should bring it in one day when she's
coming in.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
It's frowned upon, but actually may no, no, it's.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Not frowned upon.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Ray, we're in our rebelling era.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
No, it's this twenty twenty six is the era of
it's okay to get things signed. Mm hmm. I think
you could absolutely do that.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Yeah, all right, guys, we gotta do it.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Made you made almost four bills. Dang, I'm impressed. Man.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Yeah, that's what I learned about the hatch print.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah, we're gonna do it live. We are the one, two,
three sore losers. What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I
know the most about sports, so I'll give you the
sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a
sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Sison from the North Alpha Male live on the north
side of Nashville with Bayser, my wife, two acres, two
kids at Vandy and a freezer thirty frosting. Justin's on
gun Lake at the casino on a dinghy. He probably
should check in on him, but he is a traveling nurse.
He's in Michigan. Maybe he'll come home soon. He wanted
to come home for my birthday. That was denied. He
can only come home on holidays, so either Valentine's Day,
(09:22):
Columbus Day, or Juneteenth. One of those that we observe
here at iHeart will be one that he can hopefully
come and hang out with me for coach over to
you before over to me, but back over to you.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Did you need it go back to you? No? Okay,
cause I mean I want to talk about I love
people that are so smart that we are all just
so dumb, and it's obvious that they're so smart and
they make so much money, and I'm like, how can
I get on their level? Like how do I get
to where they? Are?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
You talking about the tic tackers?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
No, I'm not talking about the tic tackers, the YouTubers.
I'm not talking about any of them. I'm talking about
this guy that refs my soccer games on Wednesday nights,
because he told me like, what are you doing? Like,
how are you not making more money?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
That's right?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
He said, well, what do you mean? He goes, oh
my god, did you miss the opportunity with the World Cup?
Were you not buying up all the tickets and reselling
them for more than face value?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
No, that Freddie guy on Twitter.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Was I was like no, and he goes, dude, you
should have been buying those tickets. I probably made fifty
thousand dollars selling World Cup tickets.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
A yearly salary.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I said, really, tell me more about what you were doing.
He was like, dude, I would just get on whenever
they would go on sale, and I'd get in the
queue and boom. I would buy tickets at whatever game
and then hold them, hold them, hold them, and then boom,
sell right before the game. I'm like, well, that doesn't
(10:57):
seem to make sense, because if it's right before the game,
don't ticket prices go down? He goes, oh, man, I did.
It's the whole tournament, Like, it's just the easiest money
you can make.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
The games were sold out. I will give him that
they were sold out. But it's the demand for a
Saudi Arabia versus Currosow soccer game. Are you really making
that much money? Is he really?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
How does he have all this money just sitting around
to buy these tickets and hold on to them and
hold on to him. Cool? So he made fifty thousand.
He goes, dude, and it now I'm onto the Olympics.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Figure skating. Huh.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I said, oh, really, tell me more. He goes, Yeah,
the Olympics are coming to la in twenty twenty eight.
He goes, So every time they have an on sale,
I get on there. I'm trying to get opening ceremony tickets.
I'm trying to get closing ceremony tickets. He goes Track
and Field, he goes opening ceremony. I can buy him
for like five thousand apiece, and then I'll sell for
(12:00):
twenty thousand apiece.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
He's using big numbers. And here's what scares me.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
So you're telling me, I remember some of the games
that Mercedes Benz Atlanta, some of the games at Seattle.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
I remember that one twelfth Man.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
You're telling me he's putting them out on sale right
before the game. He's got five thousand dollars hanging in
the wing, and he's not at least a little bit nervous.
At least one of those tickets fell through in another
city where he couldn't even go to the game.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Dude. Last week literally he was on his phone while
he's repping, and I'm like, what are you doing. I'm
trying to get in the queue for Olympic tickets.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I mean that's the buying of it, but the selling
of it, it never is one hundred percent successful. There's
always a buyer that falls through unless he's on like
I don't know any of our partners, but like Tike
picks dubbub though. I mean, it always can fall through,
especially if you're trying to make money.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Here's the thing. How many tickets can he buy at
five thousand dollars apiece? The Olympics aren't for two years?
Two years.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
He may be doing it on credit. I bet he
could run up twenty grand a line.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Okay, So if he's running up twenty grand to credit
over two years, the interest rate on that boom, you're
gonna eat all your profits. Know what is going on
right now and saying two years in advance, I need
to pay twenty thousand dollars for opening ceremony tickets. So
if he's buying opening ceremony, track and field, closing ceremonies, basketball,
(13:35):
whatever else, he's buying, right, So he's sitting on all
these tickets. He's making so much money, right, but he's
there on a Wednesday night getting paid twelve dollars an
hour to ref soccer.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Yeah, that doesn't add up.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Like stop, And he was like, well and messy, Hey
to interrupt you, but messy, those are only going for.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
One hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I mean that was messy. You're telling me Cape Verde,
the goaltender, that's a mailman and also a bus driver.
You were making five thousand for somebody to go see him.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
That's what I'm saying. And then he said, and I
think he goes and man, and then if the Olympics,
if it's where you have to be in that state
to sell the tickets, he goes, I'll fly to LA
and just transfer him there. See there you go, there's
my I'm like, so now you're going to take a
plane ride to go to LA to sell the tickets.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Because he used to be able to pull it off.
You could do it in Craigslist.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
But yes, these ticket apps, I'm curious if they do
the geo locating. If they're like, hey, you got a
zip code a different state, you definitely look like somebody
that's buying and selling. We don't really like that on
our app. None of those apps like that. No, they
don't want people that are scalpings.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
The Savannah Bananas built their own ticket website, so it's
usually what they built their own ticketing website, and that way,
if you're going to resell Savannah and Banana tickets, you
have to sell it on that site.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Well, they're also kind of dumbasses. One time it crashed
my cousin, not cousins, brother in law, sister in law, nephew, niece.
They all got free tickets. That's cool, they said, hey,
sorry about that, we messed up. Tickets are free.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
But what there's what they don't allow you to sell
it for over face value, so if you're trying to
resell it, can't do it.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
So everybody's going against your boy. That's a refing goalkeeper, Bookie,
but he's the one that's able to just clear fifty
grand a year.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
No, No, that was just on the World Cup. Now,
He's moved on. Martin's not moved on to Titans exactly.
But I just look at him. I'm like, dude, you
are so full of crap. You would not be here
on a Wednesday night for twelve dollars an hour if
your drop. If you're making fifty to sixty grand selling
tickets online to these major events, if you made fifty
(15:51):
thousand dollars on World Cup tickets, you probably have a
job during the day. You would not be wasting every
night of the week. I being adult soccer for twelve
dollars an hour. And that's why I love people that
are just so full of crap when it comes to
what they do and how much money they make.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
I bet he did one and so, but he.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Had made fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
But I bet he's had something that had fallen through
because we've all done the ticket game.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
They've all done it. No, I did it.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
I told you guys a story about the Cubs. I
bought a whole went in debt, thousands of dollars in college.
Cubs had the worst season of their lives. I mean,
I love was hemorrhaging money. I could barely sell White
Sox and Cubs and that was the Wendy City Miracle
or Wendy City Brigade, and that one always sells. And
they were like cubs were forty games under five hundred dollars. Well,
(16:44):
that wasn't planned, so.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
That wasn't a good investment.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
So your boy definitely bought some tickets that fell through.
There's no way everyone's a home run.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
It was hilarious to hear him talk like he was
the most savvy businessman I've ever met in my life.
And I'm like, bro, you would not. I mean, you're
not even repping the game. You're staring at your phone.
If these tickets were that valuable, you would have taken
the night off to make sure you got the tickets.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
And also he probably does.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
You can just go sitting cue me and Abby do
it all the time for wall and tickets you never
get them. And Abby learned her lesson. I mean, dude,
I have a story after a story of tickets.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Abby learned her lesson. Hoh yeah, oh, we'll hear about
it right after this.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
So guys, do not text her or DM or about
this because she'll be mad.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
She probably won't care.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
She and her boyfriend at the time bought walling tickets
at Knoxville, and they paid Niland Stadium, Niland Stadium.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
And I want to say, she bet you can check
her on the numbers. I want to say, she bought
four tickets, okay, for seven hundred each, seven two twenty
eight hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Whoa, Okay, that's expensive. Her and her dude went great seats,
amazing seats. Wallin ended up making a second show and
he ended up and she didn't realize it was at
a stadium that holds one hundred thousand people. So the
first show sold out good, but making a second show
(18:16):
it totally lowered the price of the tickets. She couldn't
even sell them. She ate fourteen hundred dollars. You can
check me on the numbers about a year ago. So
she thought, it's only us two going well, buy four,
resell to we go for free.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Just like your buddy. That's the reffing goalkeeper.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
I don't don't ask her today. I don't want her
to ad me. No.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
I would not ask her today. I will not ask
her tomorrow. I may ask her a month from now,
I may ask her six months from now. I may
never ask her. But I may just make a joke
in passing one day and be like, anybody want to
go see Morgan Wallin? I got four tickets? Four tickets
and see what she says, see the reaction on her face.
(19:05):
That hurts.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
So anytime an artist makes the second show, ticket prices plummet,
and that that probably is why they lost money. They
could have definitely sold them. And also she had no
idea that stadium fit one hundred thousand people. I mean,
he does it at Nissan because those can easily sell, yes,
but not and especially Knoxville hundred thousand, and they let
you on the field, so it's even more than the
stadium capacity.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
She had no chance to even resell them.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Dang that. So she didn't even make a dime off
like she's she No, they lost money, So those two
seats were empty next to her.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
As the story goes, they lost they lost over a thousand,
significant damage was done.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
God, that hurts. So that's what I'm saying, your boy,
that's just like, yeah, you just jump in. Q. I
see Abby, and Q I'm like, Abby, is they're a
guarantee they're not doing a second show, and how many
tickets are we buying? Good God, as we are hemorrhaging
money in this queue. That's like me. Back in the
early two thousands, man, Tina Turner was doing a tour
(20:09):
and she was going. The closest she was going was Arizona,
and I was like, I gotta go. I have to
go to Tina Turner. It wasn't that I was going
to try to make money. So I bought two tickets
to the damn concert. Had to go, Like that is
the must see Tina Turner live in Arizona. Gotta be there?
Is she no longer with us, She's gone, rest in peace.
(20:31):
The most amazing singer of all time, artist of all time.
Look her music up. Kids, if you've never heard of
Tina Turner, oh my gosh, that is your homework for today.
Go home and listen to some Tina freaking Turner coach.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Hopefully you'll catch the Hologram tour.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
And so I'm like, I'm gonna go to Arizona. And
then it started getting closer. I'm like, am I really
gonna fly to Arizona? Am I really gonna fly to
Arizona for a concert? Absolutely not. So I start listing
those suckers for sale. I put them on every website
you could think of, and the concert comes, the concert goes,
(21:11):
and I still own in twenty twenty six, I'm still
am the proud owner of those two Tina Turner tickets
in Arizona. Nobody, and I mean nobody wanted to buy them.
Not a single email, not a single anything. I didn't
get one inquiry, not like hey, would you take fifty
(21:33):
dollars for these? Nothing? Not a zip, zilch, a one zero.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
I on site.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Man, I don't even know what site it was back then.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Because I was just curious how you were planning on
doing it.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
I don't know. I know I wasn't planning on selling them.
This wasn't like where I went in thinking, oh I'm
gonna make money on this. It was I was gonna
go to the concert, and then I just didn't go,
and she ended up coming to Houston and I went
to Houston.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
We all know that feeling I did with the Cubs
tickets when a guy emails me and says, hey, man,
I'm just taking my kid. I'll give you two bucks
a ticket, and it's like the commission or the fees
and taxes. I made like a dollar thirty on two
Cubs tickets at Wrigley Field in the middle of summer.
I'm just like, yeah, man, have fun with your kid.
You just got tickets for a price of bubblegum. Oh
(22:19):
that's the worst, dude. When they plumb it, there's nothing
not stopping. It's worse than the stock market. You're until
your tired stomach drops your butthole puckers. You got roommates
trying to knock on the door.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Yeah, man, I'll come out there in a minute.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Hold on a second.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Dealing with July fourth Cubs and white socks.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
It's not selling. Not selling.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Cubs are thirty games at the first place, dude.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
That's like one of my neighbors they have season tickets
to Vandy football and they've had them. When are we
gonna find this out? They've had them for like five
six years and they're like, dude, all we do we
go to maybe one game a year, and then when
when the school's come to town, like Georgia or whatever, we
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just sell our tickets every weekend and make money. And
I was like, man, I should do that. So I
talked to the wife. I sitt down and was like, Hey,
this is before pave It took over. So now I
bet your tickets are really, i mean probably more expensive.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Sold out. Just got the email. Really, Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Bandy football is sold out.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
That new stadium's badass. Drove buy it, drive in it.
It is awesome. I mean, there's beer at every section.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
The only problem is they that road right there in
front of the baseball stadium that's no longer a road.
It's only pedestrian, right.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
But it's a unique stadium because it sits on top
of the field. There's not a bad seat in it.
It's completely different than what it used to look like.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
I mean that end zone where they put all those
nice little box looking things looks awesome. Yeah. So anyway,
I set the wife down. I was like, hey, maybe
we should buy four season tickets and sell those suckers.
And she was like, how much money do you think
we're gonna make? I said, I don't know. Always the
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husband pitch to the wife and she said, here's the deal.
I know you're not gonna be able to do it.
You're not gonna know how to set them up put
them online. I'm gonna have to do it. And is
it really worth all the stress and effort it is
going to take to do all that, and what are
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you gonna end up with three hundred dollars in your
pocket free money? Is that really worth all the jumping
through the hoops, jumping through the fire, all of that.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Every game day you got two tickets burning a hole
in your pocket trying to sell those suckers.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
No one wants to buy a dude, I'm my godly
because there's so many tickets available because Vandy was so bad,
So Georgia fans probably paid fifty dollars a ticket when
they were face value twenty five dollars a ticket. Like,
she talked me off this business opportunity, and now Vandy
is good, and I am like, man, if we had
season tickets, we could have sold them for more money
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because they're harder to come by now because you just
said it, they're sold out.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Got the email and I have the I don't know
if we're going to a tease to a break. No,
I have the biggest proposition for you. Oh and it's
your birthday present to me.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Wow, Okay, do you want to wait? Because I got
one quick story. Then we'll go to break and then
I'll hear about it. That was just a deep teas
a deep tease because I want to talk about another
person that obviously has no idea what they're doing in
this world. And when they say what they're doing for
a living, they're full of crap. Because I went to
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play golf the other day, right, and I go to
the first tea box. Guy's like, oh yeah, you can
play that course over there, And there's two guys on
the tea box and I walk up and I start
warming up, you know, and they haven't teed off yet. Mike,
how's going going?
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Cool? Cool?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
They tee off and then I put my ball down
to go tee off, and they got in their cart
and drove away. Okay, okay, I guess I'm not gonna
play with you guys.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
That was awkward. So they drive. They play the first
hole so that I tee off, Boom in the fairway, Boom,
put it on the green, two putt par This is
one of the hot days. Hot days. Then I go
to whole number two. Hit it in the fairway and
it's kind of slanting right, rolls to the right rough.
So I'm waiting for the guys in front of me
and I'm about to hit, and some guys on the
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tea box back there and he drives and I'm like,
what are you doing, dude? Hello, I'm waving my arms
and he hit it way left. So he tees it
up again and it hits another one. I'm like hello,
and he drives up and he's looking for his ball
and they're not trying to buzz the tower and I'm
keep you on your toes. I don't know what he's doing,
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trying to send a message high and tight, like hey, man,
pick up the pace of play. And so I'm sitting
there and I'm like, whack, I hit my fairway wood
because it's a par five. And he goes, oh, oh, man,
are you playing this hole? I'm like yeah. He goes,
oh dude, I'm in my own world.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Man.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
How many more breakfast balls you got in you? I'm
just in my own world, man. Man, I didn't even
I didn't even think you could be on this hole.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
As you're taking on friendly fire.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
And I'm like, what do you mean? I'm parked right here?
You see my golf cart, Like what hole would.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
I be on? And golf courses, guys, you don't play,
it's pretty obvious which hole you're.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
On, right My golf cart is facing away from you.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Man, you think it'd be confusing, but you know which
hole people are on correct.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
And I'm like, yeah, yeah, man, I'm just I was
playing this hole. Man playing this hole? Oh dude, you
go ahead, man, you go. And I was like or
He's like, you want to play together? I don't know.
I just took on a lot of fire. I'm like,
yeahd try to kill me twice, man, not just once,
but twice. Yeah, we can play together. So he played
a couple holes and we're waiting at a tea box
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and he's like, so the guy in the clubhouse tells
me you're in entertainment.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
What is happening, dude.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
And I'm like yeah, man, yeah, And he's like, oh cool.
And I was like, what do you do. I'm a songwriter.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
I'm like oh really, Oh no, I was.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Like yeah, and he's like, yeah, moved down here from
North Carolina, been here about three and a half years.
I'm like, oh that's cool, man. He was like. I
was like, what kind of music you write, coach?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
What kind of meaty do you think he plays? It's
obviously country? What do you think it's indie?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
No, you haven't heard Let me finish the story and
I'll tell you. He goes, yeah, I do that. Country music.
Pop country usually is what I do. Those are kind
of songs I write. And I was like, oh, man,
so you got a publishing The other body goes, oh,
I'm just you know, know, working on the offers decide
which one I want to take. I'm like, oh, that's cool. Yeah,
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and he was like, yeah, I was working on a
couple of songs today, you know, like producing, and I
got done. I just came to play some golf and
then I'm gonna go back and work on one last
song that I needed to get done today. Like oh
that's cool. Yeah man. He goes, and so he said,
you're in entertainment, right. I said, well I did say that,
and he goes, yeah, well they did in the clubhouse.
I said yeah, I'm in radio. And he goes, oh,
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what do you Where do you work? I was like,
well here in Nashville. It's the Big ninety eight And
he goes, what type of music you guys play? And
I'm like, okay, so obviously you're not a songwriter, because
if you're a country music songwriter, I think you would
know one of the two country music radio stations in
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this city because you're you're trying to get your songs
on country radio. So immediately I'm like, does this dude
really write country music? Like how close to a publishing
deal can he be if he doesn't even know the
country station.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
And also the guy in the clubhouse is selling you
down the river, he really is. You gotta go to
another spot these munies.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Man, I mean, all I want to do is play
some golf. Say I'm in air conditioning sales and have
no more questions about my job. But he was like,
oh manor he goes. He asked me, he said what
kind of music you guys play? And I was like,
country goes, Oh, okay. You know there's a lot of Christian
music too, so I didn't know if you guys were
a Christian station. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
This guy doesn't know anything about Nashville.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Nothing, And he's a songwriter. And I love the all
glotle golf thing. Go finish the song.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Guys writing a song as a bitch, I'll tell you
right now, it's miserable. So for him to act like
it's so nonchalant easy. I can't tell you that the
ripping of the hair at Eric Dodd's house and the
East side of Nashville, trying to write a song.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
I hate it. I hate it.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Those ones that we got out, Dude, there were so
many pains.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
It was the growing pain. It was the worst.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
For three four hours trying to write a song. I
literally hated my life. So for that guy be like, oh, yeah, golf,
you write a song?
Speaker 1 (31:05):
You know?
Speaker 3 (31:06):
Nightmare?
Speaker 1 (31:07):
So dude, I had freaking soccer rep telling me how
to make money, and then I got this country music
song writer who doesn't even know the country station. I'm like,
people are so full of crap when it comes to
what they do for a living.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
And also, that guy's so far from making it in
the sound. Start with the basics. Dude, you're not playing golf.
You should just be writing. That's it all the time,
all the time.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yeah, but he was just sifting through the publishing offers.
Got a lot of them coming in. Yeah, man, I
got him stacked up by my desk. Get home.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Who are you to FIFA? Who's a hooting Jared Curtis.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
We'll take a break and we're gonna find out Ray's proposition.
Right after this.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Proposition, be man, Ray proposition me like I'm a wore
on the corner.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
I mean, your birthday is coming up.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Yeah, but I'm not gonna be like you and they,
Hey man, you didn't celebrate me when, in all actuality,
I bought you that little FIFA ball hold on with
Scuba in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Did I ever say you didn't celebrate? Yeah you did.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
You're like last year there was a surprise. This year,
I don't even get a present.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
I literally got you a FIFA ball and brought it
home from Vegas. Did I have a couple of momosas
when I bought it? Yes, but I gave it to
you and there was absolute crap in it.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
But you know what, it was a gift.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Yeah. Did my kid get one of those from his friends?
Oh yes for his birthday?
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
And it was not a USA player and he was pissed.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
It was Henry Kane again, No Harrycane.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
It was in Gougute, in gertde something. I don't I
think it was Canadian, I don't know, but he was like,
it's not American. I don't want it. All right, if
you want to as your exact birthday August twenty eight,
September fifth, oh, Justin's is.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
On yours, yours, Justin c you and Abbey, Me and
Abby and I'll don't forget Hey, mine is Oscar and
Amy also.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
So I get this email.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
We're hosting our second annual Pluto Golf Fall Shootout on
September fifth, on exact birthday, at West Chase Golf Club
in Brownsburg, Indiana. We're giving away one thousand dollars in prizes,
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lab putters, unreleased gear, and much more. Register yourself as
a two man team today. We've also released T shirts
and drop shoulder fits. I guess that's for girls. Wait,
what is the name of the of course? West Chase
Golf Club and the format is best ball. The entry
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fee is two hundred dollars a team, one thousand for
best net and gross school. So that'd be both of
ours then, as well as the best Ball post round
dinner and raffle Saturday September fifth.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Your gift to me?
Speaker 1 (34:13):
So you want me to drive to West Chase Golf
Club with you and play as your partner?
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Or am I just paying for you to be in it?
The money actually doesn't matter. It could just be you
and me jointly go in it. I would just need
you to go compete with me in this tournament because
out of everybody justin moved away. Eric Dodd was the
best golfer he moved away. I have no friends here,
so you're my only hope to get in this tournament
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cause you're the best golfer I know.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
And I'm not even good.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
I mean, I could pick Jessica, but I mean we'll
get absolutely smoked.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Uh, dude, my handicap is a twenty. Do you think
they're gonna lessend the tournament with a handicap of twenty?
Speaker 3 (34:54):
I got an email, I said, we're invited. I don't
freaking know how good these people are.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Man, how much is it? Two hundred dollars and it's
in Indianapolis. No, it's in Brownsburg, Indiana, outside of Indianapolis.
Oh is that Brown's bird? Dude, you and me go
and hustle these fools for one thousand dollars or we
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come home down two hundo. It's almost a five hour drive.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Yeah, so the distance.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
I didn't love the distance. I'm not really feeling the
four hours thirty five minutes to get there like you
had me at two hundred dollars. I was like, I
am willing to do it, but man, that's a long drive,
but we didn't stop at the casino. Casino in Evansville.
And how cool would it be when at the golf
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course one thousand dollars go.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
To casino, double it up, and.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Then head home.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Dude, ol, I mean, how bad would we beat of
this tournament?
Speaker 1 (36:02):
I mean my fifty stroke it might be here, hear
me out. It might be hilarious and absolutely worth every
penny to enter the tournament. And these people that because
you're gonna be paired of with two other people in
your group, and they're gonna be like, what the hell
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we're getting Bay, we're playing best ball and we're still
double bogie our best balls in the woods just because
the other one isn't in the cordfield? This man, which
ball is better? Yours? In the corn? All right?
Speaker 3 (36:40):
Well mine's over here underneath a stick. Mine might be
better to get at hey, man, but we just gotta.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Put one foot in the water to hit my ball.
What about your ball? Hey? So your ball's in the sand,
Well mine's in a little bit of this creek. You
think it's easier to hit out of sand or the creek?
Every hole? We are fighting for double bogey man. They're like, hey,
did you just pick that up? No? No, man, we
gotta put them all out, put them all out. You
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guys do breakfast balls? Hey? Do we get a bulligin burn?
Speaker 2 (37:14):
I can you imagine, like what would if we did
finish last? I mean, do you think it's pretty likely
we'd finish last?
Speaker 1 (37:22):
No? No, no, no, there's not even it. It's one hundred
percent we would finish last. Well.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
And the reason I think you're right is because two
hundred dollars is pretty stiff. Yes, So, I mean, if
you're if you're paying that, you're definitely good. It's not
one of these all you pay twenty dollars and everybody
puts in one dollar bills.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
This is a I mean, it's they're putting in some
hefty money.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
But it would be hilarious. Like the more I talk
about it, the funnier it is for us hacks to
go out there for these people that are playing so serious,
they are like dead serious about winning this, and we
are just chopping it up at Brownwood Country Club. What
is it called brown brown Burg golf Course.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
It's probably private.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Oh my god, that would be so freaking funny.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
And they pretty much have a hatchprint of it, dude.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
It's a nice looking course. I looked at the picture
views looks nice.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
And what are the chances it's on my exact birthday? Right,
So that's why I wanted to present it to you.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
I will talk it over with the wife and say, hey,
I'm gonna be gone the weekend of Ray's birthday and
because I have to go to a golf tournament.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
In theory, we go there, win a have a thousand,
go gambling, have more thousands. In all likelihood, go there,
lose our two hundred, sweat our asses off, and have
to drive home five hours with swamp ass.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Hey, we leave here at two am on Friday morning,
Saturday morning, get there for our teeth time at seven am, play,
drive the five hours back.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
We win, best birthday ever. We lose, could qualify for
one of the worst.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
If we drive ten hours in one day to play
in a golf.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Turn You guys came here from Nashville.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
They all think we're good, Like, how the hell did
you get an email from brown'sper golf Club? How are
you on their list?
Speaker 2 (39:16):
I accidentally put my chick clubs in my car, the
pink ones.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Hey, don't knock it, dude, I played with a woman's
driver for like two years.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
I mean, I hit on the patio every day, but
I've played.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Chips are great.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
I've hit at the club once in the with Boomer
in the past six months.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Your chipping is great. That's where on the golf course
right now. I struggle with chipping also because I try
to make it too perfect. Instead of just getting it
on the green, I try to get it by the hole,
and then I leave it short short, and guess what,
you gotta chip again. You'd rather just put it on
the green two putt instead, you chip again and then
you put two putt. That adds an extra stroke. Man,
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it's not good well.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
And also we joke about how bad it could possibly get. Also,
what if we win a couple holes and we're like,
oh shit, did we just win that hole?
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Hey? Are we playing skins dude? Like you guys? Oh
it's one hundred. No, oh no, it's just overall score
all right, my bad?
Speaker 2 (40:11):
Hey, curious, how's the Indiana golf man. Maybe they don't
they don't not like the Nashville course.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Maybe they're not good.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Maybe the course I play on, bro I'm conditioned for it.
I can do the ones that dog lay left right
four hundred yard par fives. Man, Oh, I'm gonna think
about it.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Man.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
I just I think I've presented these golf tournaments to
you before and you've shut me down. So I just
had another one come through.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
No, I mean, I've never I would never shut you down.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
There yet we had one by me. Okay, yeah, you
shut me down.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
You're right, I did. But this one is more realistic
because it's four and a half hours away, so it's
really more enticing to.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Go because outside of you, Jessica would be my next option.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
And she's good though.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
Yeah, but I mean I think, I mean, you're definitely
better than her.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
No. She was on my patio a weekend ago, drinking
and stuff. I went and picked the balls up. The
next day she hit him like five feet.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
That happened. I do that a lot. I'm like Jordan
speed dude, Chili dip, I shank it in the water.
I mean, I'm bad. I'm on the struggle bus, but
I'm getting it together.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
So eighteen holes, say there's water, hazards, say there's other
stuff like that, you know, I mean, miss some cornfields
out of eighteen holes, how many balls do you think
we should bring thirty six.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Al Right, guys, that's it. You got anything else? Man?
Speaker 2 (41:38):
They said, though there's a post golf reception. Oh, or
do we even show face at though?
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Oh? Now we show face. Hey, these are the guys
that drove from Nashville to get dead laughed by twenty strokes. Man,
you guys are crazy. Man, you guys are crazy. Maybe fantastic.
I mean that's how we make money.
Speaker 3 (41:56):
It would be like some of those guys faking holes
and ones.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Yeah it happened.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Hey, we not us.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
We'd have to resign from the country club.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
Oh, you guys got hold in ones?
Speaker 1 (42:04):
Cool?
Speaker 3 (42:04):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Like that other guy who placed it in the morning.
We heard the news report about him.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Yeah, can we check the cameras? Dude, did you park
by the maintenance shed? What are you talking about? Man?
Speaker 2 (42:12):
What if we get a snowman and somebody's like, oh,
I think they faked that score.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
Yeah, those guys couldn't get a snowman. There's no way.
They usually get a ten per hole. Oh man, that's great. Man.
I gotta get online. I gotta try to buy Olympic tickets. Dude,
I'm gonna sell them for twenty dollars thousand a pop.
If you guys want to get rich, so that's how
you do it. The soccer ref told me he was
doing it on his phone, and his phone was an
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iPhone twelve, So he is definitely in the money because
he has an iPhone twelve. Have a great day. We
will see you, I don't know tomorrow, the next day,
whatever day it is, anything else. We o the sored
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All right, we're out.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
I gotta tell Bezer, I'm a plan for my birthday.
She'd be like, oh, what do you want to do brunch?
I'm gonna be in a stayed away from you.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Hey, maybe should be our driver, she should be our caddie.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
She shut down any gambling casino trip justin ever wanted
to pitch at her.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Dude this way. West Chase Golf Club has two hundred
and seventy eight Google reviews four point two stars. Man,
that's nice.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
Or maybe just maybe we win that sucker.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
I'm starting I'm gonna start practicing right now. I gotta go,
I gotta go. Practice. Oh, that sounded real good.
Let's get it started. Let's get it started in here.
Let's get it started in here. You know that song?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, but we can't do music on here. And I
had the thought the other day, can I play the
vacation songs on here?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Is one of my thoughts, which.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Because you own it well and because I was listening
to McAfee he just dropped an album Save yourself the time.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
He dropped an album, Yeah, oh my gosh, like as
a joke.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah, it's a joke, all right.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
No, no, no, But was he trying to be serious?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Right, it's a joke, all right?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
What kind of music?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
It's like jelly roll type music, but completely corny. It's
like this. I woke up in the morning out of
my mom. I was born in Pittsburgh.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Out of my mom.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I'm a man.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Oh and now you think I'm a you think I'm
pulled a rising. I'm a monopoly. My mama be my
mama be career a monopoly to my mama birthed me.
She didn't know that I played monopoly. I'm maniacal, just
like the man that crosses the go and he gets
the two hundred dollars going to jail.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I'm a monopoly.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
See what happens. This is what happens. Okay, you get
too much money and you start being able to do everything,
and when you have that much money, you get bored
and so you think, you know what people want to
hear is me doing an album, and you actually pay
real money that you earned to make an album, like
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you had to get studio time, you had to get writers,
you had to do all that mm because I've heard
it's not cheap to make an album. But when you
have that much money, it's like, oh, yeah, man, now
I can be a rapper. What the hell are you doing?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I agreeing with you?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
So I was listening to McAfee's show all that to
say this, to see if he played his songs.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
He did didn't.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh but maybe I talked to Dodd, talk to Bruce Wallace.
Get to get to those guys and say, hey, do
you care if I put it on the pod every day?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Are you gonna sue us?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Oh? Have you talked to Dodd since he left?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
No? Man, they moved to another state. At first it
was to the west side.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
They moved.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
We were all they were east side. We partied at
their place on the east side. Then they moved out west.
We were out west, they were out west West. They
were they don't live there anymore, so I can say
like Kingston Springs. And it was too far from their
house to our house was over an hour.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
That's a long way.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
And we went to their house. Sadly they never made
it to ours. The invite was extended, they never came,
and then they moved to Georgia. So and it's like
occasionally we'll DM it's the haha, hell, kids are cute.
They don't really post a lot ever, actually kids on
but maybe it's just the private one I see, or
if they rarely do, but the messages are few and
(02:54):
far between.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Dang, I can't believe. I thought that friendship was one
that was like tight, tight as glue.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
It is, but you know when it'll get tighter when
the kids are gone. Oh college football, Okay, first game
in Athens.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
We're coming knocking. Are you going?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
They said they live in next to the football stadium.
Really is what they had told us. I mean, they're
in Athens and they said the game days are something
to be seen and they're very close to the stadium.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
That's interesting because my cousin was in town a few
weeks ago with his son Tristan, and Tristan has a
friend that does something at the University of Georgia. I'm
not sure exactly what, maybe something with the band, but
told Tristan, dude, just show up on game day. I
can get you into the games for free as a trumpeter.
(03:47):
And he's like really, He goes, yeah, you just wear
this colored shirt and I get you in for free.
So Tristan said he was gonna go to a couple
of games.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
It's gonna especially SEC. I mean, there can't. I mean,
it's gotta be a Texas. It's got to be in Oklahoma.
It's got to be Evalls. They're playing No, they could
be playing Kentucky. They could be playing Vandy. I mean,
is that new quarterback for Vandy that the young guy
that Jared Curtis is he starting? He's the future?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I don't know. I mean, once we turn on the
TV and the fall, we'll see.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Hey, I've been checking out practice, dude. Campus is only
like two miles from us, right here, and we haven't
even gone by to see what's going on.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I saw somebody who was like Ty Simpson absolutely carving
up this defense.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
He's the backup for the Rams. I was a guy. Stop.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
That's when you know we're horny for football. When I
got a guy on Twitter X breaking down the backup
quarterback for the Rams.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Hey, man, it's right around the corner, though. I mean
I can do you smell that? That's football? Dude? That
is I mean we are ten days away, eight days away,
four days away. I don't know, but I know that
we are super freaking close to football four days away. Yeah.
Are you high? Uh? No? High on life? Man, high
(05:07):
on life? Because I smell football, I smell soccer. I
smell everything I smell. I smell the leaves of changing
the colors. I mean, this is when it gets beautiful
out this. We are weeks away from it being not
ninety eight degrees. It's gonna be amazing. We are starting
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that transition like some men do to women and women
do to man. We are doing it from summer to fall.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Baser's already there. She put ghosts underneath our on the mantle.
And I was filming on the GRAM. I was trying
to Max Graham, Max the sore Losers account. Yeah, and
there's literal ghosts on our mantle. As I'm filming the
soccer game the other night.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Maybe a little early.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
She got him at Marshalls and I go, oh, that's funny.
They look good. Yeah, well put them up in a month.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
And she goes, no, no, no, they's thing and she goes,
in Christmas is going to probably start at the end
of September.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
What that's before even October?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Huh, you guys live different out there in the country. Man.
We should probably start the show because we got so
much to talk about. We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Guys were a spinoff show, The Bobby Bone Show, where
the Sore Losers Podcast. We are twenty nine days away
from the Sore Losers Convention and Nashville, brought to you.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
By freel and Schevrolay, and.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
We need to have lunch with Richard.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
If not you me, I need to go bang some
knuckles with those guys, have a couple beers and just
see what the hell they're doing.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
If they're coming to the convention.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Oh, they gotta come watch the live pod. Probably gotta work.
We got tickets for Richard and Lewis, right, yeah, we do. Okay,
Soredlosers dot Com they're literally presenting sponsors Soredlosers dot com.
I tell them that, Hey, you guys want to come
to the live pod, you gotta go to sore Losers
dot com.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Sorry, Richard and uh baser hatched the idea. What about
hatchprint posters?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Oh really like we did last year?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Oh we did?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Ah, she made something on AI.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
It looked no, no, it looked really good.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
It was just she did it quick to see how
easy it is to do. And then we autograph them,
and we autographed him and everything.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
We autographed some Okay, some people didn't want them autographed.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Because dude, they had one that was sent up to
the radio station. I can't start the show yet. I
gotta tell the story.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
They had a hatchprint of Eric Church sent up to
the station. How to look awesome, just like ours.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I didn't see it, and it was autographed.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
This is like fifteen years ago.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Got it.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
I was like, this is awesome.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Nobody wants this. Threw it on eBay. Oh what about
that hatch print? I throw an eBay. I totally forgot about.
It was five day. Oh my gosh, that auction ended.
Let's see that.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Bo three hundred and seventy five dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
What Yes, hatch prints are huge, dude, what a sale.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I'll just throw this cute little poster at EBAs if
it sells for a couple bucks. If you see any
of them sitting around the building, grab them.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
That is a life lesson you just taught me.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I got a Miranda Lambert one sitting at the house,
but I need her to autograph it.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Oh so it just sits there.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Dude, you should bring it in one day when she's
coming in.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
It's frowned upon, but actually may no, no, it's.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Not frowned upon.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Ray, we're in our rebelling era.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
No, it's this twenty twenty six is the era of
it's okay to get things signed. Mm hmm. I think
you could absolutely do that.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Yeah, all right, guys, we gotta do it.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Made you made almost four bills. Dang, I'm impressed. Man.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Yeah, that's what I learned about the hatch print.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah, we're gonna do it live. We are the one, two,
three sore losers. What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I
know the most about sports, so I'll give you the
sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a
sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Sison from the North Alpha Male live on the north
side of Nashville with Bayser, my wife, two acres, two
kids at Vandy and a freezer thirty frosting. Justin's on
gun Lake at the casino on a dinghy. He probably
should check in on him, but he is a traveling nurse.
He's in Michigan. Maybe he'll come home soon. He wanted
to come home for my birthday. That was denied. He
can only come home on holidays, so either Valentine's Day,
(09:22):
Columbus Day, or Juneteenth. One of those that we observe
here at iHeart will be one that he can hopefully
come and hang out with me for coach over to
you before over to me, but back over to you.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Did you need it go back to you? No? Okay,
cause I mean I want to talk about I love
people that are so smart that we are all just
so dumb, and it's obvious that they're so smart and
they make so much money, and I'm like, how can
I get on their level? Like how do I get
to where they? Are?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
You talking about the tic tackers?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
No, I'm not talking about the tic tackers, the YouTubers.
I'm not talking about any of them. I'm talking about
this guy that refs my soccer games on Wednesday nights,
because he told me like, what are you doing? Like,
how are you not making more money?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
That's right?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
He said, well, what do you mean? He goes, oh
my god, did you miss the opportunity with the World Cup?
Were you not buying up all the tickets and reselling
them for more than face value?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
No, that Freddie guy on Twitter.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Was I was like no, and he goes, dude, you
should have been buying those tickets. I probably made fifty
thousand dollars selling World Cup tickets.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
A yearly salary.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I said, really, tell me more about what you were doing.
He was like, dude, I would just get on whenever
they would go on sale, and I'd get in the
queue and boom. I would buy tickets at whatever game
and then hold them, hold them, hold them, and then boom,
sell right before the game. I'm like, well, that doesn't
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seem to make sense, because if it's right before the game,
don't ticket prices go down? He goes, oh, man, I did.
It's the whole tournament, Like, it's just the easiest money
you can make.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
The games were sold out. I will give him that
they were sold out. But it's the demand for a
Saudi Arabia versus Currosow soccer game. Are you really making
that much money? Is he really?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
How does he have all this money just sitting around
to buy these tickets and hold on to them and
hold on to him. Cool? So he made fifty thousand.
He goes, dude, and it now I'm onto the Olympics.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Figure skating. Huh.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I said, oh, really, tell me more. He goes, Yeah,
the Olympics are coming to la in twenty twenty eight.
He goes, So every time they have an on sale,
I get on there. I'm trying to get opening ceremony tickets.
I'm trying to get closing ceremony tickets. He goes Track
and Field, he goes opening ceremony. I can buy him
for like five thousand apiece, and then I'll sell for
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twenty thousand apiece.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
He's using big numbers. And here's what scares me.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
So you're telling me, I remember some of the games
that Mercedes Benz Atlanta, some of the games at Seattle.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
I remember that one twelfth Man.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
You're telling me he's putting them out on sale right
before the game. He's got five thousand dollars hanging in
the wing, and he's not at least a little bit nervous.
At least one of those tickets fell through in another
city where he couldn't even go to the game.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Dude. Last week literally he was on his phone while
he's repping, and I'm like, what are you doing. I'm
trying to get in the queue for Olympic tickets.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I mean that's the buying of it, but the selling
of it, it never is one hundred percent successful. There's
always a buyer that falls through unless he's on like
I don't know any of our partners, but like Tike
picks dubbub though. I mean, it always can fall through,
especially if you're trying to make money.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Here's the thing. How many tickets can he buy at
five thousand dollars apiece? The Olympics aren't for two years?
Two years.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
He may be doing it on credit. I bet he
could run up twenty grand a line.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Okay, So if he's running up twenty grand to credit
over two years, the interest rate on that boom, you're
gonna eat all your profits. Know what is going on
right now and saying two years in advance, I need
to pay twenty thousand dollars for opening ceremony tickets. So
if he's buying opening ceremony, track and field, closing ceremonies, basketball,
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whatever else, he's buying, right, So he's sitting on all
these tickets. He's making so much money, right, but he's
there on a Wednesday night getting paid twelve dollars an
hour to ref soccer.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Yeah, that doesn't add up.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Like stop, And he was like, well and messy, Hey
to interrupt you, but messy, those are only going for.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
One hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I mean that was messy. You're telling me Cape Verde,
the goaltender, that's a mailman and also a bus driver.
You were making five thousand for somebody to go see him.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
That's what I'm saying. And then he said, and I
think he goes and man, and then if the Olympics,
if it's where you have to be in that state
to sell the tickets, he goes, I'll fly to LA
and just transfer him there. See there you go, there's
my I'm like, so now you're going to take a
plane ride to go to LA to sell the tickets.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Because he used to be able to pull it off.
You could do it in Craigslist.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
But yes, these ticket apps, I'm curious if they do
the geo locating. If they're like, hey, you got a
zip code a different state, you definitely look like somebody
that's buying and selling. We don't really like that on
our app. None of those apps like that. No, they
don't want people that are scalpings.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
The Savannah Bananas built their own ticket website, so it's
usually what they built their own ticketing website, and that way,
if you're going to resell Savannah and Banana tickets, you
have to sell it on that site.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Well, they're also kind of dumbasses. One time it crashed
my cousin, not cousins, brother in law, sister in law, nephew, niece.
They all got free tickets. That's cool, they said, hey,
sorry about that, we messed up. Tickets are free.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
But what there's what they don't allow you to sell
it for over face value, so if you're trying to
resell it, can't do it.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
So everybody's going against your boy. That's a refing goalkeeper, Bookie,
but he's the one that's able to just clear fifty
grand a year.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
No, No, that was just on the World Cup. Now,
He's moved on. Martin's not moved on to Titans exactly.
But I just look at him. I'm like, dude, you
are so full of crap. You would not be here
on a Wednesday night for twelve dollars an hour if
your drop. If you're making fifty to sixty grand selling
tickets online to these major events, if you made fifty
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thousand dollars on World Cup tickets, you probably have a
job during the day. You would not be wasting every
night of the week. I being adult soccer for twelve
dollars an hour. And that's why I love people that
are just so full of crap when it comes to
what they do and how much money they make.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
I bet he did one and so, but he.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Had made fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
But I bet he's had something that had fallen through
because we've all done the ticket game.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
They've all done it. No, I did it.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
I told you guys a story about the Cubs. I
bought a whole went in debt, thousands of dollars in college.
Cubs had the worst season of their lives. I mean,
I love was hemorrhaging money. I could barely sell White
Sox and Cubs and that was the Wendy City Miracle
or Wendy City Brigade, and that one always sells. And
they were like cubs were forty games under five hundred dollars. Well,
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that wasn't planned, so.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
That wasn't a good investment.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
So your boy definitely bought some tickets that fell through.
There's no way everyone's a home run.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
It was hilarious to hear him talk like he was
the most savvy businessman I've ever met in my life.
And I'm like, bro, you would not. I mean, you're
not even repping the game. You're staring at your phone.
If these tickets were that valuable, you would have taken
the night off to make sure you got the tickets.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
And also he probably does.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
You can just go sitting cue me and Abby do
it all the time for wall and tickets you never
get them. And Abby learned her lesson. I mean, dude,
I have a story after a story of tickets.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Abby learned her lesson. Hoh yeah, oh, we'll hear about
it right after this.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
So guys, do not text her or DM or about
this because she'll be mad.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
She probably won't care.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
She and her boyfriend at the time bought walling tickets
at Knoxville, and they paid Niland Stadium, Niland Stadium.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
And I want to say, she bet you can check
her on the numbers. I want to say, she bought
four tickets, okay, for seven hundred each, seven two twenty
eight hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Whoa, Okay, that's expensive. Her and her dude went great seats,
amazing seats. Wallin ended up making a second show and
he ended up and she didn't realize it was at
a stadium that holds one hundred thousand people. So the
first show sold out good, but making a second show
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it totally lowered the price of the tickets. She couldn't
even sell them. She ate fourteen hundred dollars. You can
check me on the numbers about a year ago. So
she thought, it's only us two going well, buy four,
resell to we go for free.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Just like your buddy. That's the reffing goalkeeper.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
I don't don't ask her today. I don't want her
to ad me. No.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
I would not ask her today. I will not ask
her tomorrow. I may ask her a month from now,
I may ask her six months from now. I may
never ask her. But I may just make a joke
in passing one day and be like, anybody want to
go see Morgan Wallin? I got four tickets? Four tickets
and see what she says, see the reaction on her face.
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That hurts.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
So anytime an artist makes the second show, ticket prices plummet,
and that that probably is why they lost money. They
could have definitely sold them. And also she had no
idea that stadium fit one hundred thousand people. I mean,
he does it at Nissan because those can easily sell, yes,
but not and especially Knoxville hundred thousand, and they let
you on the field, so it's even more than the
stadium capacity.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
She had no chance to even resell them.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Dang that. So she didn't even make a dime off
like she's she No, they lost money, So those two
seats were empty next to her.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
As the story goes, they lost they lost over a thousand,
significant damage was done.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
God, that hurts. So that's what I'm saying, your boy,
that's just like, yeah, you just jump in. Q. I
see Abby, and Q I'm like, Abby, is they're a
guarantee they're not doing a second show, and how many
tickets are we buying? Good God, as we are hemorrhaging
money in this queue. That's like me. Back in the
early two thousands, man, Tina Turner was doing a tour
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and she was going. The closest she was going was Arizona,
and I was like, I gotta go. I have to
go to Tina Turner. It wasn't that I was going
to try to make money. So I bought two tickets
to the damn concert. Had to go, Like that is
the must see Tina Turner live in Arizona. Gotta be there?
Is she no longer with us, She's gone, rest in peace.
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The most amazing singer of all time, artist of all time.
Look her music up. Kids, if you've never heard of
Tina Turner, oh my gosh, that is your homework for today.
Go home and listen to some Tina freaking Turner coach.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Hopefully you'll catch the Hologram tour.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
And so I'm like, I'm gonna go to Arizona. And
then it started getting closer. I'm like, am I really
gonna fly to Arizona? Am I really gonna fly to
Arizona for a concert? Absolutely not. So I start listing
those suckers for sale. I put them on every website
you could think of, and the concert comes, the concert goes,
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and I still own in twenty twenty six, I'm still
am the proud owner of those two Tina Turner tickets
in Arizona. Nobody, and I mean nobody wanted to buy them.
Not a single email, not a single anything. I didn't
get one inquiry, not like hey, would you take fifty
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dollars for these? Nothing? Not a zip, zilch, a one zero.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
I on site.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Man, I don't even know what site it was back then.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Because I was just curious how you were planning on
doing it.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
I don't know. I know I wasn't planning on selling them.
This wasn't like where I went in thinking, oh I'm
gonna make money on this. It was I was gonna
go to the concert, and then I just didn't go,
and she ended up coming to Houston and I went
to Houston.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
We all know that feeling I did with the Cubs
tickets when a guy emails me and says, hey, man,
I'm just taking my kid. I'll give you two bucks
a ticket, and it's like the commission or the fees
and taxes. I made like a dollar thirty on two
Cubs tickets at Wrigley Field in the middle of summer.
I'm just like, yeah, man, have fun with your kid.
You just got tickets for a price of bubblegum. Oh
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that's the worst, dude. When they plumb it, there's nothing
not stopping. It's worse than the stock market. You're until
your tired stomach drops your butthole puckers. You got roommates
trying to knock on the door.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Yeah, man, I'll come out there in a minute.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Hold on a second.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Dealing with July fourth Cubs and white socks.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
It's not selling. Not selling.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Cubs are thirty games at the first place, dude.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
That's like one of my neighbors they have season tickets
to Vandy football and they've had them. When are we
gonna find this out? They've had them for like five
six years and they're like, dude, all we do we
go to maybe one game a year, and then when
when the school's come to town, like Georgia or whatever, we
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just sell our tickets every weekend and make money. And
I was like, man, I should do that. So I
talked to the wife. I sitt down and was like, Hey,
this is before pave It took over. So now I
bet your tickets are really, i mean probably more expensive.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Sold out. Just got the email. Really, Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Bandy football is sold out.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
That new stadium's badass. Drove buy it, drive in it.
It is awesome. I mean, there's beer at every section.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
The only problem is they that road right there in
front of the baseball stadium that's no longer a road.
It's only pedestrian, right.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
But it's a unique stadium because it sits on top
of the field. There's not a bad seat in it.
It's completely different than what it used to look like.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
I mean that end zone where they put all those
nice little box looking things looks awesome. Yeah. So anyway,
I set the wife down. I was like, hey, maybe
we should buy four season tickets and sell those suckers.
And she was like, how much money do you think
we're gonna make? I said, I don't know. Always the
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husband pitch to the wife and she said, here's the deal.
I know you're not gonna be able to do it.
You're not gonna know how to set them up put
them online. I'm gonna have to do it. And is
it really worth all the stress and effort it is
going to take to do all that, and what are
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you gonna end up with three hundred dollars in your
pocket free money? Is that really worth all the jumping
through the hoops, jumping through the fire, all of that.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Every game day you got two tickets burning a hole
in your pocket trying to sell those suckers.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
No one wants to buy a dude, I'm my godly
because there's so many tickets available because Vandy was so bad,
So Georgia fans probably paid fifty dollars a ticket when
they were face value twenty five dollars a ticket. Like,
she talked me off this business opportunity, and now Vandy
is good, and I am like, man, if we had
season tickets, we could have sold them for more money
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because they're harder to come by now because you just
said it, they're sold out.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Got the email and I have the I don't know
if we're going to a tease to a break. No,
I have the biggest proposition for you. Oh and it's
your birthday present to me.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Wow, Okay, do you want to wait? Because I got
one quick story. Then we'll go to break and then
I'll hear about it. That was just a deep teas
a deep tease because I want to talk about another
person that obviously has no idea what they're doing in
this world. And when they say what they're doing for
a living, they're full of crap. Because I went to
(25:45):
play golf the other day, right, and I go to
the first tea box. Guy's like, oh yeah, you can
play that course over there, And there's two guys on
the tea box and I walk up and I start
warming up, you know, and they haven't teed off yet. Mike,
how's going going?
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Cool? Cool?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
They tee off and then I put my ball down
to go tee off, and they got in their cart
and drove away. Okay, okay, I guess I'm not gonna
play with you guys.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
That was awkward. So they drive. They play the first
hole so that I tee off, Boom in the fairway, Boom,
put it on the green, two putt par This is
one of the hot days. Hot days. Then I go
to whole number two. Hit it in the fairway and
it's kind of slanting right, rolls to the right rough.
So I'm waiting for the guys in front of me
and I'm about to hit, and some guys on the
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tea box back there and he drives and I'm like,
what are you doing, dude? Hello, I'm waving my arms
and he hit it way left. So he tees it
up again and it hits another one. I'm like hello,
and he drives up and he's looking for his ball
and they're not trying to buzz the tower and I'm
keep you on your toes. I don't know what he's doing,
(26:52):
trying to send a message high and tight, like hey, man,
pick up the pace of play. And so I'm sitting
there and I'm like, whack, I hit my fairway wood
because it's a par five. And he goes, oh, oh, man,
are you playing this hole? I'm like yeah. He goes,
oh dude, I'm in my own world.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Man.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
How many more breakfast balls you got in you? I'm
just in my own world, man. Man, I didn't even
I didn't even think you could be on this hole.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
As you're taking on friendly fire.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
And I'm like, what do you mean? I'm parked right here?
You see my golf cart, Like what hole would.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
I be on? And golf courses, guys, you don't play,
it's pretty obvious which hole you're.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
On, right My golf cart is facing away from you.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Man, you think it'd be confusing, but you know which
hole people are on correct.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
And I'm like, yeah, yeah, man, I'm just I was
playing this hole. Man playing this hole? Oh dude, you
go ahead, man, you go. And I was like or
He's like, you want to play together? I don't know.
I just took on a lot of fire. I'm like,
yeahd try to kill me twice, man, not just once,
but twice. Yeah, we can play together. So he played
a couple holes and we're waiting at a tea box
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and he's like, so the guy in the clubhouse tells
me you're in entertainment.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
What is happening, dude.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
And I'm like yeah, man, yeah, And he's like, oh cool.
And I was like, what do you do. I'm a songwriter.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
I'm like oh really, Oh no, I was.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Like yeah, and he's like, yeah, moved down here from
North Carolina, been here about three and a half years.
I'm like, oh that's cool, man. He was like. I
was like, what kind of music you write, coach?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
What kind of meaty do you think he plays? It's
obviously country? What do you think it's indie?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
No, you haven't heard Let me finish the story and
I'll tell you. He goes, yeah, I do that. Country music.
Pop country usually is what I do. Those are kind
of songs I write. And I was like, oh, man,
so you got a publishing The other body goes, oh,
I'm just you know, know, working on the offers decide
which one I want to take. I'm like, oh, that's cool. Yeah,
(29:06):
and he was like, yeah, I was working on a
couple of songs today, you know, like producing, and I
got done. I just came to play some golf and
then I'm gonna go back and work on one last
song that I needed to get done today. Like oh
that's cool. Yeah man. He goes, and so he said,
you're in entertainment, right. I said, well I did say that,
and he goes, yeah, well they did in the clubhouse.
I said yeah, I'm in radio. And he goes, oh,
(29:27):
what do you Where do you work? I was like,
well here in Nashville. It's the Big ninety eight And
he goes, what type of music you guys play? And
I'm like, okay, so obviously you're not a songwriter, because
if you're a country music songwriter, I think you would
know one of the two country music radio stations in
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this city because you're you're trying to get your songs
on country radio. So immediately I'm like, does this dude
really write country music? Like how close to a publishing
deal can he be if he doesn't even know the
country station.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
And also the guy in the clubhouse is selling you
down the river, he really is. You gotta go to
another spot these munies.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Man, I mean, all I want to do is play
some golf. Say I'm in air conditioning sales and have
no more questions about my job. But he was like,
oh manor he goes. He asked me, he said what
kind of music you guys play? And I was like,
country goes, Oh, okay. You know there's a lot of Christian
music too, so I didn't know if you guys were
a Christian station. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
This guy doesn't know anything about Nashville.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Nothing, And he's a songwriter. And I love the all
glotle golf thing. Go finish the song.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Guys writing a song as a bitch, I'll tell you
right now, it's miserable. So for him to act like
it's so nonchalant easy. I can't tell you that the
ripping of the hair at Eric Dodd's house and the
East side of Nashville, trying to write a song.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
I hate it. I hate it.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Those ones that we got out, Dude, there were so
many pains.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
It was the growing pain. It was the worst.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
For three four hours trying to write a song. I
literally hated my life. So for that guy be like, oh, yeah, golf,
you write a song?
Speaker 1 (31:05):
You know?
Speaker 3 (31:06):
Nightmare?
Speaker 1 (31:07):
So dude, I had freaking soccer rep telling me how
to make money, and then I got this country music
song writer who doesn't even know the country station. I'm like,
people are so full of crap when it comes to
what they do for a living.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
And also, that guy's so far from making it in
the sound. Start with the basics. Dude, you're not playing golf.
You should just be writing. That's it all the time,
all the time.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yeah, but he was just sifting through the publishing offers.
Got a lot of them coming in. Yeah, man, I
got him stacked up by my desk. Get home.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Who are you to FIFA? Who's a hooting Jared Curtis.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
We'll take a break and we're gonna find out Ray's proposition.
Right after this.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Proposition, be man, Ray proposition me like I'm a wore
on the corner.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
I mean, your birthday is coming up.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Yeah, but I'm not gonna be like you and they,
Hey man, you didn't celebrate me when, in all actuality,
I bought you that little FIFA ball hold on with
Scuba in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Did I ever say you didn't celebrate? Yeah you did.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
You're like last year there was a surprise. This year,
I don't even get a present.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
I literally got you a FIFA ball and brought it
home from Vegas. Did I have a couple of momosas
when I bought it? Yes, but I gave it to
you and there was absolute crap in it.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
But you know what, it was a gift.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Yeah. Did my kid get one of those from his friends?
Oh yes for his birthday?
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
And it was not a USA player and he was pissed.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
It was Henry Kane again, No Harrycane.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
It was in Gougute, in gertde something. I don't I
think it was Canadian, I don't know, but he was like,
it's not American. I don't want it. All right, if
you want to as your exact birthday August twenty eight,
September fifth, oh, Justin's is.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
On yours, yours, Justin c you and Abbey, Me and
Abby and I'll don't forget Hey, mine is Oscar and
Amy also.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
So I get this email.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
We're hosting our second annual Pluto Golf Fall Shootout on
September fifth, on exact birthday, at West Chase Golf Club
in Brownsburg, Indiana. We're giving away one thousand dollars in prizes,
(33:24):
lab putters, unreleased gear, and much more. Register yourself as
a two man team today. We've also released T shirts
and drop shoulder fits. I guess that's for girls. Wait,
what is the name of the of course? West Chase
Golf Club and the format is best ball. The entry
(33:49):
fee is two hundred dollars a team, one thousand for
best net and gross school. So that'd be both of
ours then, as well as the best Ball post round
dinner and raffle Saturday September fifth.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Your gift to me?
Speaker 1 (34:13):
So you want me to drive to West Chase Golf
Club with you and play as your partner?
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Or am I just paying for you to be in it?
The money actually doesn't matter. It could just be you
and me jointly go in it. I would just need
you to go compete with me in this tournament because
out of everybody justin moved away. Eric Dodd was the
best golfer he moved away. I have no friends here,
so you're my only hope to get in this tournament
(34:39):
cause you're the best golfer I know.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
And I'm not even good.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
I mean, I could pick Jessica, but I mean we'll
get absolutely smoked.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Uh, dude, my handicap is a twenty. Do you think
they're gonna lessend the tournament with a handicap of twenty?
Speaker 3 (34:54):
I got an email, I said, we're invited. I don't
freaking know how good these people are.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Man, how much is it? Two hundred dollars and it's
in Indianapolis. No, it's in Brownsburg, Indiana, outside of Indianapolis.
Oh is that Brown's bird? Dude, you and me go
and hustle these fools for one thousand dollars or we
(35:18):
come home down two hundo. It's almost a five hour drive.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Yeah, so the distance.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
I didn't love the distance. I'm not really feeling the
four hours thirty five minutes to get there like you
had me at two hundred dollars. I was like, I
am willing to do it, but man, that's a long drive,
but we didn't stop at the casino. Casino in Evansville.
And how cool would it be when at the golf
(35:48):
course one thousand dollars go.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
To casino, double it up, and.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Then head home.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Dude, ol, I mean, how bad would we beat of
this tournament?
Speaker 1 (36:02):
I mean my fifty stroke it might be here, hear
me out. It might be hilarious and absolutely worth every
penny to enter the tournament. And these people that because
you're gonna be paired of with two other people in
your group, and they're gonna be like, what the hell
(36:25):
we're getting Bay, we're playing best ball and we're still
double bogie our best balls in the woods just because
the other one isn't in the cordfield? This man, which
ball is better? Yours? In the corn? All right?
Speaker 3 (36:40):
Well mine's over here underneath a stick. Mine might be
better to get at hey, man, but we just gotta.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Put one foot in the water to hit my ball.
What about your ball? Hey? So your ball's in the sand,
Well mine's in a little bit of this creek. You
think it's easier to hit out of sand or the creek?
Every hole? We are fighting for double bogey man. They're like, hey,
did you just pick that up? No? No, man, we
gotta put them all out, put them all out. You
(37:10):
guys do breakfast balls? Hey? Do we get a bulligin burn?
Speaker 2 (37:14):
I can you imagine, like what would if we did
finish last? I mean, do you think it's pretty likely
we'd finish last?
Speaker 1 (37:22):
No? No, no, no, there's not even it. It's one hundred
percent we would finish last. Well.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
And the reason I think you're right is because two
hundred dollars is pretty stiff. Yes, So, I mean, if
you're if you're paying that, you're definitely good. It's not
one of these all you pay twenty dollars and everybody
puts in one dollar bills.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
This is a I mean, it's they're putting in some
hefty money.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
But it would be hilarious. Like the more I talk
about it, the funnier it is for us hacks to
go out there for these people that are playing so serious,
they are like dead serious about winning this, and we
are just chopping it up at Brownwood Country Club. What
is it called brown brown Burg golf Course.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
It's probably private.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Oh my god, that would be so freaking funny.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
And they pretty much have a hatchprint of it, dude.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
It's a nice looking course. I looked at the picture
views looks nice.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
And what are the chances it's on my exact birthday? Right,
So that's why I wanted to present it to you.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
I will talk it over with the wife and say, hey,
I'm gonna be gone the weekend of Ray's birthday and
because I have to go to a golf tournament.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
In theory, we go there, win a have a thousand,
go gambling, have more thousands. In all likelihood, go there,
lose our two hundred, sweat our asses off, and have
to drive home five hours with swamp ass.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Hey, we leave here at two am on Friday morning,
Saturday morning, get there for our teeth time at seven am, play,
drive the five hours back.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
We win, best birthday ever. We lose, could qualify for
one of the worst.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
If we drive ten hours in one day to play
in a golf.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Turn You guys came here from Nashville.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
They all think we're good, Like, how the hell did
you get an email from brown'sper golf Club? How are
you on their list?
Speaker 2 (39:16):
I accidentally put my chick clubs in my car, the
pink ones.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Hey, don't knock it, dude, I played with a woman's
driver for like two years.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
I mean, I hit on the patio every day, but
I've played.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Chips are great.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
I've hit at the club once in the with Boomer
in the past six months.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Your chipping is great. That's where on the golf course
right now. I struggle with chipping also because I try
to make it too perfect. Instead of just getting it
on the green, I try to get it by the hole,
and then I leave it short short, and guess what,
you gotta chip again. You'd rather just put it on
the green two putt instead, you chip again and then
you put two putt. That adds an extra stroke. Man,
(39:55):
it's not good well.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
And also we joke about how bad it could possibly get. Also,
what if we win a couple holes and we're like,
oh shit, did we just win that hole?
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Hey? Are we playing skins dude? Like you guys? Oh
it's one hundred. No, oh no, it's just overall score
all right, my bad?
Speaker 2 (40:11):
Hey, curious, how's the Indiana golf man. Maybe they don't
they don't not like the Nashville course.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Maybe they're not good.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Maybe the course I play on, bro I'm conditioned for it.
I can do the ones that dog lay left right
four hundred yard par fives. Man, Oh, I'm gonna think
about it.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Man.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
I just I think I've presented these golf tournaments to
you before and you've shut me down. So I just
had another one come through.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
No, I mean, I've never I would never shut you down.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
There yet we had one by me. Okay, yeah, you
shut me down.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
You're right, I did. But this one is more realistic
because it's four and a half hours away, so it's
really more enticing to.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Go because outside of you, Jessica would be my next option.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
And she's good though.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
Yeah, but I mean I think, I mean, you're definitely
better than her.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
No. She was on my patio a weekend ago, drinking
and stuff. I went and picked the balls up. The
next day she hit him like five feet.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
That happened. I do that a lot. I'm like Jordan
speed dude, Chili dip, I shank it in the water.
I mean, I'm bad. I'm on the struggle bus, but
I'm getting it together.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
So eighteen holes, say there's water, hazards, say there's other
stuff like that, you know, I mean, miss some cornfields
out of eighteen holes, how many balls do you think
we should bring thirty six.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Al Right, guys, that's it. You got anything else? Man?
Speaker 2 (41:38):
They said, though there's a post golf reception. Oh, or
do we even show face at though?
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Oh? Now we show face. Hey, these are the guys
that drove from Nashville to get dead laughed by twenty strokes. Man,
you guys are crazy. Man, you guys are crazy. Maybe fantastic.
I mean that's how we make money.
Speaker 3 (41:56):
It would be like some of those guys faking holes
and ones.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Yeah it happened.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Hey, we not us.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
We'd have to resign from the country club.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
Oh, you guys got hold in ones?
Speaker 1 (42:04):
Cool?
Speaker 3 (42:04):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Like that other guy who placed it in the morning.
We heard the news report about him.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Yeah, can we check the cameras? Dude, did you park
by the maintenance shed? What are you talking about? Man?
Speaker 2 (42:12):
What if we get a snowman and somebody's like, oh,
I think they faked that score.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
Yeah, those guys couldn't get a snowman. There's no way.
They usually get a ten per hole. Oh man, that's great. Man.
I gotta get online. I gotta try to buy Olympic tickets. Dude,
I'm gonna sell them for twenty dollars thousand a pop.
If you guys want to get rich, so that's how
you do it. The soccer ref told me he was
doing it on his phone, and his phone was an
(42:39):
iPhone twelve, So he is definitely in the money because
he has an iPhone twelve. Have a great day. We
will see you, I don't know tomorrow, the next day,
whatever day it is, anything else. We o the sored
Loosers at gmail dot com Sorelosers dot com for your
tickets to the convention brought to you by Freelan Chevrolet.
(43:00):
All right, we're out.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
I gotta tell Bezer, I'm a plan for my birthday.
She'd be like, oh, what do you want to do brunch?
I'm gonna be in a stayed away from you.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Hey, maybe should be our driver, she should be our caddie.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
She shut down any gambling casino trip justin ever wanted
to pitch at her.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Dude this way. West Chase Golf Club has two hundred
and seventy eight Google reviews four point two stars. Man,
that's nice.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
Or maybe just maybe we win that sucker.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
I'm starting I'm gonna start practicing right now. I gotta go,
I gotta go. Practice. Oh, that sounded real good.
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