Ray Bankrupts Las Vegas!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Friday. Viva Las Vegas. Viva Las Vegas.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Even though nobody says that anymore. Oh, sorry.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
But I mean, you were leaving Newport and you were
headed to Las Vegas. So I can't wait to hear
about this because you said it trumps Newport Beach.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Oh, within seconds.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Oh, I love this.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
We got to start the show, though. Because, man, I
got a couple St.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Louis stories that I'll mix in there, but I figure
Vegas has more action.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
And I took a couple notes so that I'm not
going to get lost in translation. I wanted to make
sure I hit a couple of the major things.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
All right.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
I'm not talking about the money, the winnings, the losings.
I'm talking about conversations that change your life.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
I'm trying to think where these would have taken place.
And with who? Was it with Baser? Was it with
random strangers? Was it, you know, Prosties? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
There were no Prosties at Cosmo.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Oh, you stayed at Cosmo?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Happy birthday to you.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
That was the reason.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Did you get a balcony?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
That's part of the story.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
All right. We're going to do it live.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
We're exactly 90 days away from the convention brought to you.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
By Freeland Chevrolet.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
I gave him a good post on Instagram and I'm
actually going to go see Richard. Me and him are
going to have lunch. Actually, now we're not because I
think we're having golf now.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yes, we are going to golf. You and I are
going to hit the golf course first time in about.
Two years, I feel like. All right, well, I'm going
to talk to Richard then. He's not going to be happy,
but maybe next week. But we got to do it live.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Oh, yes, we do.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
We are the one, two, three. Soar Losers!

Speaker 2 (01:54):
What up everybody?

Speaker 1 (01:54):
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports. So
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Y'all it says in from the north alpha male live
in the north side of town with Bay's or wife,
Justin dingy gun Lake still deciding what I'm going to.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Do in fantasy.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
I'm pretty butt hurt and upset about it. It's not
really the trade itself, even though it was God awful.
I just really looked forward to watching golden Tate every Sunday.
Cause he's going to be the game on TV and
rooting for him. It was just kind of the distrust,
the betrayal going behind my back. And also it was
us picking our team together. And within five minutes after that,

(02:32):
when I went to bed, I was getting a wink
of sleep and he decided to go behind my back
and unload half our franchise before sunrise. It just doesn't
sit well with me still deciding what I'm doing. He's
still trying to prove his point that it was a
good trade. That's not the point of it. The point is,
that we were a team 50, 50, and he went 100,

(02:53):
zero while I was asleep.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
So we'll decide on that. I'll let you guys know
in the coming days.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Let me get batters. Box reaction was what was Ray doing?
I said, that wasn't rain. He goes, Oh, he goes,
I have never seen where you're drafting a brand new
team and you trade within an hour. He goes, I've
never seen that. Neither of I box batters. He was like,
that was, he goes, I'd be pretty pissed too. Whoa.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
I told Baser, and she was pissed. She was, he traded.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
See?

Speaker 3 (03:23):
He traded Carnell Tate. And I said, yeah, we were
going to watch him together every Sunday, weren't we?

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Oh, that's tough, man. But anyway, viva Las Vegas. You're leaving.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Well, we're not there yet.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
You're not.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
We just woke up in Newport. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Quick parent story. We're at the breakfast place. Obviously, we
flew out at like 4 a.m.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
We're in the lobby.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
It's like 5 a.m.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
The lady complaining to the front desk because she ordered
a chocolate breakfast thing for her kids, and it was
in a bag, and it was, like, to go. And
she goes, hey, the chocolate started coming out of, like,
the croissant, if you will. It was kind of getting
on the bag. Is the chocolate supposed to do, like,
and my kids were getting their hands dirty. Is this
a parent thing you've ever complained about, or is that

(04:06):
just Newport Beach?

Speaker 1 (04:08):
That's Newport Beach. Let me tell you, when you have chocolate,
you expect it to get messy. Like, I mean, I
took my kids to Memphis with me a few years ago,
and we stayed at the one where the ducks are. Yes.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
I don't know what it's called. I have never stayed there.
I shouldn't know.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Oh, dude.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Peabody.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
That's it. Well done. And I don't know where we
got this chocolate little dessert, but they gave us a
chocolate dessert. And my wife had three of them up
in the room with three toddlers. And you want to
talk about chocolate everywhere on the comforter, on the wall,
on the chair. It was everywhere. Did I go to

(04:49):
the front desk and be like, hey, you gave me
these chocolates. Are they supposed to melt? Yes, they're supposed
to melt their chocolate. When you touch them, they melt.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
And after that, we both said the same thing to ourselves.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
And I'm a perfectionist, but that was one step further, lady. Like,
just eat the chocolate. And so we get in the car.
We're going to the Uber, okay? This driver might be
the most terrifying driver in a Newport 6 a.m. There's
no rush hour. Nobody works there. He would tailgate people,
hit the brakes, tailgate people, hit the brakes. Then, I

(05:23):
guess we don't hit brakes until right at the stoplight.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Right.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
All the bags fly. My backpack flies. It just missed
a massive car accident on the way to the airport.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
And he was one of those drivers that when we
get to the airport, and obviously I'm riddled with anxiety.
Previous episode in Newport Beach, I had those espresso martinis
with the business.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Guys the night before.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Oh, that didn't feel good.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yeah, so head is just throbbing. And then we get
to the airport, and he's the guy that doesn't get
out and help you with the bags.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Oh, great Uber driver.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
The trunk, is there a button? This isn't my car.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
What do I hit to open the trunk?

Speaker 3 (06:04):
And so I'm pulling out two dead bodies. These bags
are both 100 pounds each. He sits in the driver's seat,
doesn't move.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
That was Newport. That was on the way out. So
I was like, we're both. Get us to Vegas. Get
us to Vegas. We've got to get there. Still not there.
So we go into the airport. And I'm so hungover.
This little kid has a robot. There's these robots now
that it almost looks like AI robots.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Okay. It's a little white robot. I've seen a commercial.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
And it's zipping around. Dude, I was so hungover. I
thought it was like a drug dog.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
And Bayzer the night before, I didn't know if she
had bought a nicotine one or.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
If it was a THC one. And I was like, hey,
I think that's one of those drug sniffing things. And
she's like, it's a kid's robot.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
And we look over and this little kid is dying
laughing because he's going and scaring people with his robot
going around.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Because he's got a little remote control. Yes. Love it.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
But we were at the airport all morning. Apparently our
flight wasn't until later. We got there like three hours early.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
But Baser just wanted to make sure.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Oh, just got to be making sure. I hate that.
I hate being there early.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
And so we're drinking and having a good time and
everything like that. And... I mean, she had a Bloody Mary.
I had mimosas.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
It was like a contactless bar. Never even saw the
waiter until you, like, you don't order from them.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Oh, dude, that's like the same thing at McDonald's. You
don't see anybody anymore. You have to go to the
kiosk to order your meal. It is so annoying and
so frustrating. I just want to walk up to the counter,
me tell you what I want, you type it in.
I don't want to go to that little screen and
be like, oh, how do I take that off? Oh,
my kid doesn't want ketchup on this. How do I
do no ketchup? So annoying. But ordering a drink, I guess,

(07:52):
is a little bit easier. But when you're making a
Bloody Mary, is it build your own Bloody Marys? You
get to put all the different stuff you want in it?
Do you want the, you know, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
And so we're at the airport, had some time, and
there's one of those card machines. Baseball card machines.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Oh, got it. I was like, card machines? Newport Beach
has gambling?

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Let me just say, the winning started before we went
to Vegas. Oh.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
And so I go, hey, we got time to kill.
I just looked up all these cards they have. And
this is one you can win like a $ 10, 000 Lamar Jackson, $ 30, 000.
It's a $ 9 pack of cards.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
It's football.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Got it.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
It's called Prism.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
It's one of those vending machines for baseball cards.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yes. And so I'd already been scared by the robot.
I was like, I need something to calm my nerves.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Let's do it. It's essentially gambling. So we go buy
a pack. And we start opening it.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
And I.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
what I had read was if you get something black,
like it's worth something.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
And the normal cards are silver and it's called prism.
And so we're flipping through and all of a sudden
we get a black card and I'm like, there's no
way that this pack for $ 9 has something.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
And it's a black prism. Ray, Ray McLeod.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Oh, he could have got someone better than that.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
So I'm like, awesome. Black prism. Okay, Ray, Ray McLeod.
We go online. Retails?

Speaker 3 (09:16):
$ 1, 000.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
What? Yes.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
We hadn't even gone to Vegas yet. Hey, Ray, Ray McLeod.
Black Prism?

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Oh, my goodness.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
And it was either this year or last year. But
it's a $ 9 pack.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
That's all it is. And there's some pretty good things
you can pull.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
And it was.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
One of the black prisms. It's right there in Newport.
Just shining black. Are you seeing it?

Speaker 1 (09:48):
No, I'm not seeing it. Well, we don't Google. I
don't know. I'm trying to figure it out.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Truck drivers, you guys look it up.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Check me on that. Watch. It's worth like $ 10. We
looked it up. Baser said it was $ 1, 000.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
So then we go to the gate, and we're going
to Vegas, okay?

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
It's like a two-minute flight. We're in a puddle jumper.
I mean, it's the shortest flight ever.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Little small plane.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
And so we get to Vegas, and obviously we're already
riding high. Guys, here's some small pro tips.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
We did Uber.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Uber.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Took 45 minutes, nothing. So she just canceled it and
got Lyft. There was a Lyft driver sitting right there.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
No, no, no. Let me tell you about Vegas. He
was sitting there the whole time. Yeah. Oh, hey, man.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
How are you? Yeah. Look at those idiots standing here.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Here's the thing about Vegas. Like, I understand Uber and
Lyft are very convenient. But at the Vegas airport, they
are the opposite of convenient. Correct. They are the opposite
of absolutely convenient. Walk out, get in a cab. A
cab is right there when you walk out of the
building and they have a ton of cabs sitting there

(10:53):
waiting for you to get in. If you're getting an
Uber or Lyft, you have to get out, go across
the walkway, over to the parking garage, up three levels,
over to a certain section. When you could be in
a cabin at your hotel by the time you get
in a freaking Uber.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Ubers and Lyfts in Vegas are so hard. Then when
you want to go get one, if you're at the hotel,
you have to go to a separate section of the hotel.
You have to walk through the hotel to the parking garage. Downstairs,
they make Uber and Lyft super inconvenient in Vegas because
they don't want it clogging up their little welcome area.
That's why cabs, I know you, oh, cab, so much

(11:32):
more convenient in Vegas.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
So it's my birthday, and Basie goes, hey, we're going
to Cosmo. And I knew we were getting a nice room.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Love it.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
And so she checks us in. Dude, so this Vegas,
I thought we were going to be there longer. This
kind of turned into like a half day.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
I mean, it ended up being like 1.30. In the afternoon? Yeah. Oh,
my gosh.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
So we're getting our room number, and Baser comes over,
and she's like, it's 3701.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
This sucks.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
We're only three floors up. And I'm like, honey, don't
worry about it. I'm sure it's a good pool view,
and then you can kind of see the fountains and stuff.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
I'm like, that's fine. That's fine.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
So we go up the elevator three floors and we
get off at like the Chelsea at Cosmo. It's like
a Chelsea area where there's really just a bunch of
business people walking around.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Oh, the Chelsea, dude. That is a great little venue. Yeah.
Seeing Bruno Mars there. I've seen, it's a little weird.
It's me and a bunch of dudes. We saw Chelsea
Handler there. But great venue.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
And so we're up there and we're lost as hell.
And one of these business guys, he was, he ended
up working there.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
He's like, well, where are you guys going? I mean,
making a power phone call, power beard, power.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Suit, power suit. The suits are great.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Um, 3701. This is like the third floor. We're looking
for a room. He's like, no, no, no. You're going
to the 37th floor.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
And I was like, no, no, no, no, no. It's,
it's 3701. My wife said it's on this floor. He goes,
there's no rooms on this floor. You're on the 37th floor.
And I go, well, there's no 37 floors in this.
There's no way in this building. He goes, you're in
the penthouse. You're at the very top.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Oh my God.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
So dude, we're dying laughing. We go up to the penthouse.
It's from the hangover. I mean, there's pictures on the wall.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
There's a bar.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
There's more bathrooms than we use. There's two showers. The
patio isn't just one side. It wraps around the whole
north and east side of the Cosmo.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
It's so big that if I'm on one side of
the patio, I have to yell to Baser, and sometimes
she couldn't hear me.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Oh, my goodness.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
It kept going and going around. TV's everywhere, all Bluetooth.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
And so we just go in, and, I mean, there's
fountains everywhere. I'll show you this pic real quick.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
The second we're seeing all this crap, we're just dying
laughing because it's actually a little.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
I mean, the wraparound patio was a tad too much.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah, it's rich, rich.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Well, I mean, we almost needed like five people. It
was a little excessive.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
Wait, you did a penthouse in this economy? She got
deals on it, and it was my birthday, apparently. But
there's fountains.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
I mean, that's how far up we are.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Oh, my gosh. Oh, you got a clear view of
Las Vegas. That is awesome.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
And guys, we'll put it all on the Instagram. I'm
going to do mine and do a tag with the
sore loser. So all this will go up in the
Newport stuff.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
So don't fear.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
But yeah, so we're in the penthouse. Let's go gamble.
We got like three hours before I'm going to start
getting tired. So we head down and we're just puttering
around and we're learning the machines. And again, we just
brought walk around cash, you know, hundred give or take
a hundred.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah, or 1,000, give or take 1,000.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Well, and we split it up every day.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Oh, that's right. So you have a kitty for every day.
You can pay $ 200 this day, $ 300 this day. Got it.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
So you're never going to run dry.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
And so Baser's putting around her machines, and she's, oh,
I didn't really know how that one worked.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Well, that was $ 50. Okay.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
And my rule always is only play machines you've watched
online or you've played yourself.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
That's foreshadowing. That happens tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Got it.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
So we just did a couple dick around things. I
meant the craps thing, the bubble craps.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Yeah, not the real craps. I know you wouldn't go
to a real table.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Well, and I learned a new technique where if you pound,
I watched this online, if you pound it, the ball
jumps a foot in the air. If you barely caress
the outside of the bubble, it jumps up like an inch.
So essentially, you eliminate the rotation, which you would eliminate
the likely chance of a seven rolling.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
So I was doing that technique, and I will include
that in our and you guys will love it, truckers,
next time you're at a Flying J with a bubble craps.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Flying J with a bubble craps.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
And that day, we just went to Bellagio. So we
went there. We were at our- Oh, did you go
see the flowers? Yeah. Oh, it's unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
I don't know how they do it. Like, I mean,
call me old. I'm going to be an old person
right now. But the fact that they are able to
put that many natural, like, real flowers and make those designs, unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
And Bellagio, we learned you could actually, from Cosmo, just
kind of, you'd never have to leave the air conditioning.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Correct. We went outside, did an escalator, but it was
still pretty. We got good pictures and stuff. Oh, yeah.
But two days later, we were like, oh, wow, there's
a cut through right to Bellagio. Nice.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Very nice.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Nice to learn that as I'm going to the airport.
But so we went Bellagio, and it was table minimum, $ 25.
I do two rolls on a normal table.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Well, you know, we're down $ 100. within like five seconds. Okay.
So those are Vegas prices.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
You're going to see the tables fluctuate from $ 15 early
in the morning all the way to $ 50 at prime time.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
And sometimes if you're at some place, it's $ 100 or $ 200.
Like Aria, dude, sometimes when we go, like when I
go in a week, those tables are $ 200. It's like, what?
We can't even gamble here. But I do like the
Bellagio tables. They have the nice, comfortable, like inflated little,
very nice felt. I mean, it's a good place.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
I experienced that for two seconds. And so me and Bazer,
the one memorable thing, we were down. We were down
from Cosmo and then from Blasio down. And we are
at the bubble craps, just kind of like me and
her investing $ 20 and just trying to double it up
real quick. $ 20, boom, double, double, double, see if you
can get to a couple hundred.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
There's this guy next to us just getting straight rubbed
down from a massage lady.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
While he's playing bubble craps. And I'm like, Baser, he's
losing too, but at least he's getting rubbed on. I mean, dude,
he was full on, his face is on the bubble,
and the lady's just going to town on his back.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
It's hilarious when I'm sitting at the blackjack table and
these guys are just getting rubbed on. It's like, what
are we doing? It can't be that relaxing.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
And you look, I mean, he, a little bit tough English,
but when the lady came up to him, she goes,
would you like a massage? And he just looks at it, dude,
this is all he did. It's probably terrible for radio,
but he just goes, like shrugs and goes. Like, yeah,
I guess I'm in Vegas.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Why not get a massage? It's only $ 2 a minute, man.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
No, he told me it was 20 bucks.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Okay, not bad.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
But dude's all by himself, probably 22 years old.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Yeah, I'm in Vegas.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Why not get a rub off while I'm betting craps?
And so, dude, then what I realized is this was
a half day. So we head back to Cosmo and
we got to get some food. Found a secret pizza
place on the second floor.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Oh, so good, dude.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
There's no sign. There's no arrows. I had to ask
probably every restaurant owner, have you seen the pizza place?
And they're like, it's the competition, but it's over there.
There's not one way to know how it's there. Why
is it some underground pizza place?

Speaker 1 (18:34):
That's how they built it, man. Every day trying to
find that place. I never could. They still got the
pool table right outside. No, no. They used to have
a pool table right there, man.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
I think old school telephones, maybe.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
So we found the pizza place, did that, and we
go back. What do you do after you lose?

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Go to bed.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
No. What is our saying on this show? When you lose,
see the fountains.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Oh, see the fountains.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
But this time from the penthouse view, Mazer lays on
the patio and watches the fountains for like 30 minutes.
And I was like, hey, you're a sore loser, baby.
When you lose, you see the fountains this time. It
was the penthouse suite, though.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Dang. And I was cold all day. I was in
a cutoff in shorts, so I was in the bed.
I said, I'm not coming on the patio.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
What do you mean you didn't go on the patio?

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Even though it wraps around the entire Cosmo, bro, I
went into that bed, and it was so warm, and
I took the best sleep and woke up at 3 a.m.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
We'll talk about that after the break.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
We'll take a break. We'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Ray, was that day one?

Speaker 1 (19:39):
I mean, that's day one. You're up at 4.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
And so we're trying to find, well, it's, you know,
we're waiting for Starbucks to open. Dude, that's the story
of my life. starbucks i need coffee okay when oh
they don't open till five okay awesome the beauty is
tables open and drinks start flowing early and anytime in
vegas so we go down there Bro, at one place,
it's $ 20 for a mimosa. At another, it's $ 26 for

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a mimosa.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Welcome to Las Vegas. Oh, wait, you guys have the penthouse?
That'll be a $ 30 mimosa.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Well, damn lady never comes around, so we had to
buy two $ 26 mimosas for $ 52.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Oh. So we're down already, and the day hasn't even started.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Well, see, that's inaccurate. I don't believe, when I go
to Vegas... Food and drink are not calculated in my
winning or losing. Because no matter where you go on vacation,
you're going to eat and you're going to drink. So
that is just like travel cost. Gambling, like if you

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won gambling or lost gambling, does not count in drinking money.
Go ahead.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
So you're familiar with the mountain ranges in Vegas?

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
And the mountain ranges at Cosmo? Yeah. Every time they
bring you a drink, it's straight.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Whoa.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Grand Tetons.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Whoa.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Rocky Mountain National Park.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Dude, I've seen Mount Everest there a lot. It is like, wow.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
You ever seen Mount Kilimanjaro?

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Oh, yeah. Very nice.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
She hit me at like 6 a.m. And I was like, lady,
I think you're missing a part of your dress. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
I mean, dude, it is like that was the first
place I ever saw Mount Olympus. I'm going to tell
you what, man. It was like, wow.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
I mean, woo, man. Coach.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
And so, I mean, we got Mount St. Helens erupted. Oh, man, dude.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
I love it when they're bubbling on the top, and
it's like, oh, my gosh, they could explode at any moment.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
Well, and I was hitting her. So she's coming around
after we got the $ 26 mimosas.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
We didn't. I mean, mimosas, after that, they're free. When
the waitress comes around, they're free. Yes, they're free.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
And we're always tipping $ 2.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
And, I mean, everything you wanted is free. So we're
having espressos. We had mimosas.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
I would say between both of us that morning at Cosmo,
we each had 10.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
And that ain't even an exaggeration. They were coming around
that much.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
You tip them $ 2.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
And what's funny is these waitresses think you guys have
been up all night when really you guys have already
been to bed, had your night of sleep, and you're
starting your new day.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
And so I tell Baser, I'm like, hey, let's play
some machines we're familiar with. Because she had lost on
the stuff. I don't really know if I won on that.
So I said pinball. I've actually watched it online. And
you only got to get one pinball on the machine.
And you get to play the pinball in the game.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Oh, I like that.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
So we both do it. We invest.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
You can do $ 1 spins, $ 5, $ 10. The machine on
the other side had $ 5, $ 10, $ 25, $ 50. And the
one's hitting. We're winning $ 5, $ 10. Then we move over
to the, there's four pinballs all together. And I'm like,
this is what I'm talking about. We're hitting pinballs. We
got like two or three pinballs each time we were
winning like $ 20, $ 40. We never got the big pinball number,

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but you're still getting to play the feature.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Correct.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Then come the round two double diamonds and we win
$ 560 before 9 a.m.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Welcome to Vegas.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
And we're yelling, going crazy, bro. Nobody else has even
wiped the sleepers out of their eyes.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Good morning, Las Vegas.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Baser's like, don't yell.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
What? We're in Las Vegas. That's what we're supposed to do.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
So we did that one and cashed out. Wanted to win. Yeah. Oh,
that's our rule. We'll take it down like $ 20 and
we're both like cash out.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
So we go to Wheel of Fortune. She's familiar with
that machine. Love Wheel of Fortune. And it's right so.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Pin the wheel.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
The pinball, I want to say, is in the middle
of the Cosmo.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Good luck. Go find it. There's four of them together.
The Wheel of Fortune is right when you first walk in,
right around the corner. Baser sits down and they'll lose
a little bit. She hit for $ 500.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
At Wheel of Fortune?

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Yeah, and she's playing features, and I'm watching, and she's like, hey,
you're good luck. Hit the button. I'm hitting it.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Boom! Feature, bright lights, boats are flying out.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
There's all this random crap. Arrows. You want arrows to
hit that, up that. You want numbers on the screen.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
She told me she understood the machine, so that's why
I was down to play it. And so she's like,
take this, cash it out. I'm running to cash that out.
Same time I had those espressos earlier.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Oh, boy. So, I mean, I'm having to go to
the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Not the quick one. And cash tickets. So she's meeting
me halfway. This is us at the Cosmo at like
10.30 a.m. She's meeting me halfway with a $ 500 ticket.
She's like, cash this out. I'm throwing in another $ 20.
I'm like, honey, I'm going to drop two.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Of the- I'm going to drop 20 children off at
the pool. So, yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah. I was like, well, I'll drop that off at
the cashier. But I first got to run another errand
to the bathroom. And so I'm running in the bathroom.
She's running back to the Wheel of Fortune. I get
the cashier.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Later we learn they have those machines now.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
They just put them in and you can get cash
out of them.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Yeah, it's like an ATM, dude. It's amazing. Learn that
the last day, but it is so fun to go
up to the window. Like it is really, I mean,
I'm a, I'm a window guy. And so we're doing that,
having a blast. And we're like, stop, stop. Everybody just stop.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
We got to hit the tram. We got to go
see the other casinos.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Not if you're winning. You don't.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
That's what we do. We like to bounce.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
But if you're, if you're winning, you don't bounce. You stay.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
We were still, it was like a 500, a 400
up huge. We're like, that was a blast.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Let's go. Let's hit the tram.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
And you had to walk a little bit in the heat,
which was fine. I mean, but to get to the tram,
you got to go through Paris. And so we go
over there. And did we drop into Paris that day?
This is important.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yes, we did.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
And we're playing craps, okay?

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Bubble craps?

Speaker 2 (25:49):
No, no. Real craps.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Whoa. Whoa. New guy here. New guy alert.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
And not only that, Baser's throwing the dice.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
I do like Paris. That blue freaking ceiling makes it
feel so bright and beautiful.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
One of my favorites, not Baser's favorite. Baser throws the
craps dice. She hits the dealer in the chest. Oh.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
I've seen the dice go off the table. I've never
seen a guy get beaned. Dude, I was laughing so hard.
Just absolutely smoked him.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
And it goes home with a four on his chest. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
And that might've been when she dipped out, but the,
we found the waitresses tad older there.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
Um, Baser jumped around at Paris, lost a lot of
that money. Oh, So that is why Paris isn't her favorite.
I actually suggested we go stay there next time.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
I love the ceiling.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
The ceiling is amazing.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
The whole vibe is awesome. You feel like you're in Europe.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
I agree.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
And you're walking the cobblestone. I literally thought for a
second I was on the Amalfi Coast seeing Angelina. And
so I'm playing the craps, okay? But, dude, my bankroll
isn't allowing me to play the eights and sevens. Oh, waitress-wise,
she comes around. Dude, she's feeding me mimosas. She'd never
seen a $ 2 tip before.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
She goes, mimosa? I haven't had somebody order that yet.
I'm like, the hell?

Speaker 1 (27:19):
It's 11 a.m. What are you talking about? Did you
just start? Is this your first time around the casino floor?
I mean, good God, lady. So she's cooking. I mean,
she's bringing them bazers back.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
I lost a little bit. I'm like, hey, well, the
mimosa lady's coming. This is awesome. Boom.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Mimosa. Boom.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
I got to throw a little bit, but it wasn't
anything special. So I'm just sitting at the table, okay?
And again, I'm not allowed to play numbers. I don't
have a huge bankroll. I can do a $ 25 roll.
So it's like, boom, there's my $ 25. Let's not lose
four of those or I'm going to be in trouble.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
All of a sudden, this money just gets set down
beside me, like on the table.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
And this guy's right here, and he goes, hey, man,
your number. They're paying you out. Bro, I wasn't playing
numbers at all. I was literally playing bet line, pass line.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Either win or lose. And I look at him like,
and I go, I wasn't playing numbers. And he looks
at me like, well, either you're going to take it
or I'm going to take it. I'm like, okay. And
I just reached down and grab it. Okay. Then the
person rolling.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Another $ 30 gets set down there, reach down, grab $ 30,
put it in my pile. And the guy's like, now
he's like, this is crazy. That's like, he's like, we
didn't really communicate a lot.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
And he was almost like a construction worker. So he, dude,
he's just there to gamble and win money. He's not
small talking.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
And so he's just like, if you're taking it, if
you're not doing it, I'm doing it.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
I grab it.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Then another $ 30 gets set down. Oh, dang it.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
I would like to say a six or an eight.
Apparently that they thought I was the new pit boss
thought I was covered on. I got paid $ 150 that
I didn't have money on a number for.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
I love it. Those are the mix-ups you need, dude.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
I grabbed my babosa.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
You're out.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
I'm dead serious. I did not have a number covered up.
They just gave me like $ 150 that isn't mine. And
I was like, we got to get the hell out
of Paris.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
We can't stay there next time. They got us on
camera taking money that wasn't ours. Scratch that. We are
not staying at Paris.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
And so we had a horseshoe, horrible casino. It used
to be Bally's. There's just no personality.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Oh, Bally's, they changed the name?

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Yeah, it's a huge room. Bright lights. You want to
see fluorescent lights.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Bam!

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Looks like a hospital room.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
And you take the little floating conveyor belt into the
casino because it's a long walk from the strip because
it's set far back. I used to like Bally's a lot.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
I mean, I'm sure it was more quaint.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Oh, but you just took the connector through Paris, right? Yes. Dude,
that is where, when I was there for Bat Out
of Hell, I found a freaking parlay ticket that hit
for $ 2, 000. At Horseshoe?

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Horseshoe?

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Well, it was at Bally's. It was Bally's. And I
held on, and it was a winner. And I was
so paranoid to go cash it, dude. So paranoid.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
And that casino I don't recommend. Maybe there's good stuff
about it.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
It was just boring. And I was like, I don't know.
So I asked a couple people, hey, are you allowed
to cash it? And they were like, you could get
in trouble. Man, I sat there just freaking out.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
I couldn't tell you if there was even a sports
book there.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Oh, there's a sport. I mean, well, the kiosk is
right there. Like when you walk in the tunnel, it's
right there on the right where there's not really a
sports book.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
And so I ordered two Diet Cokes and the casino
was from the lady, the waitress.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Don't remember. Got truck drivers, if you're curious. It might
have been a man I ordered from. I literally don't even.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Know who I ordered from.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Again, it's like 15 deep. I like to tell you
guys the talent so you know the casinos to go to. Bro,
that casino was so bad, boring-wise. Baser's like, just forget
about the Diet Cokes.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Let's just go.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
So if you guys go to Horseshoe, there are two
Diet Cokes waiting on us that that waitress brought and
we were ghosting.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Oh, I bet that happens all the time, man. She's
used to it.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
I felt bad about it.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Don't feel bad. People do that all the time. I'm
at a table and I'll order a drink and then
they'll clean me out in three hands. I'm like, all right, well,
I mean, should I wait for this drink or should
I just realize that I paid $ 150 for nothing? No,
I should get a $ 150 drink and I'll just sit
there sometimes. It takes forever. Or other times I just leave.
I'm like, I don't care about that drink.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
And so we go. Where do we go on the
tram to next?

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Next, you're going to go to the Wynn.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
No, it might be on it. Maybe farther down. We
went Link.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Oh, tram does stop at Link.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
You know we love our Link. Yeah. And guys, if
you've been counting.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Why would I think you would go to the Wynn?
That was a dumb idea.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
If you guys have been counting drink-wise, I might be
at 20. Baser might be at 15. So things are
getting a little foggy.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
And we'll take a break and find out what happens next.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
All right, you guys, we're still on day two.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
We've got day three, which we can get to because, again,
it's mostly the end of the trip, hangovers, regrets, stuff
like that. But we're at Link, and that's where I
learned that I am one hell of a dice roller.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Oh boy.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
And the bankroll for me is fine. I mean, I'm
in the hundreds of hundreds. So now I'm able to
do more stuff.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
I mean, I got $ 150 for free, but I'm still
not playing numbers.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Oh, I know how to do it. And I know
that's how you make money.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
But guys, most of the people I was playing with
at Paris at link, maybe not link, but at Paris
and at Bellagio and at Cosmo, they were playing with
$ 5, 000 bankrolls.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
I do see some people throw those hundreds down there. Like,
and it's just like, I'm like, Oh, my God.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
And so we're at Link, and I'm still playing. I
believe it was $ 20 minimum. They're at Waitress, flying around
with drinks. Basert maybe had a couple, maybe 100 left.
She's floating around in machines.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
So you mentioned a waitress. Can we get a descript?

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Older. But what was she doing? Lickering me up.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
She came around with... For whatever reason, I was still
drinking mimosas. She served me five mimosas. Again, it's smaller cups.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Are you talking, was she coming around every 10 minutes,
15 minutes? What are we talking?

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Well, this is where I learned from Baser that you
don't have to get a drink from the waitress every
time she comes around. We figured that the time that
I was at the Link craps table, she came around
between 10 to 15 times.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
I finished five Trulies, five mimosas. I had five waters.
And I was starting to slur my words.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Yeah, that's when I learned about that the first time
I went to Vegas. I ended up playing blackjack with
these dudes from Georgia, and we didn't have a cocktail
waitress for like 30 minutes.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
The worst.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
And they finally came around, and he was like, listen, ma'am,
I need you to bring me a Bud Light every
six minutes until I pass out, and then bring me
one every three. And she's like, sir, but you have
to finish... one before I can give you the other.
And he goes, just bring me one every six minutes.

(34:27):
And I was like, what is good? This, this is
the greatest city in the world, man. And she did.
She brought him one every six minutes.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
And so there, I learned that I have an ability
to where I flick the dice, the second dice, the
first dice will rotate. The second dice doesn't rotate. So
I was able to pick any number I wanted and
I would roll sixes and eights.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Let me just say this.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
I never knew this was a thing, but if you're
an amazing roller, you start getting tipped.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
I've had it happen, man. That's how that, let me
tell you about it. That is the first time I
ever learned about the all small, all tall roll them all.
I had never known that bet in my life. And
I was at the hard rock and rascal flats was
doing a show. And I was out there for the
rascal flat show for work and, And I saw the

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show the first night. So the second night, I showed up,
said hello to the record people, then went back out
to the craps table. And I was rolling and rolling
and rolling. And the table is going crazy. And this
dude walks up and hands me a crisp $ 100 bill.
And I was like, what the hell was that for?
And he explained to me the all small, all tall,

(35:41):
roll them all.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
I rolled them all.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
And he hit it. And that's when I learned about
the greatest bet on the planet.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
And there I had an alter ego. I was now
Raymundo Santiago. Do you see the glasses?

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Santiago. Yes, dude. You look like you're from Miami, dude.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
And so that's when I started taking that alias. But
people were tipping me. And I learned that I am
one hell of a dice roller. I have a tickle
that they've said they've never seen in the casino. And
I also didn't know you don't have to hit the
back felt. They kind of suggest you do.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Oh, not on the cruise ship. If it doesn't hit
the back, it's a no roll.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
So every table that I played at, they say it,
but they don't enforce it. So what I'm able to
do is if I want it to be a two,
that dice sticks. Just like there is tape or there
is glue and it doesn't move. So I would roll
eights and sixes for 10, 15 minutes. And the tips
just kept coming in like I was a dealer. And

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then that's when Baser yanked me away from the table,
and she said that I was hammer drunk. I was
doing high fives with random people I didn't even know,
and the entire table was chanting, Ray Mundo!

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Ray Mundo! Ray Mundo! Ray Mundo!

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Ray Mundo!

Speaker 3 (36:52):
And these other dudes were rolling, and we'd get more
sexual with how they'd roll it. We'd be like, Man,
I really love how he tickles the dice. That's probably
what I got pulled away from. I was like, hey, ladies,
he has one hell of a tickle. We call him
the French tickler. And then he would throw some awesome number,
and we'd all go crazy.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
The tickler! The tickler!

Speaker 2 (37:16):
And that's when I got yanked from the table.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Baser threw me in the penthouse, passed out. We saw
the sun set, so it was like 6 or 7,
and we ate Pringles for dinner.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
Man, Baser, when the dice are rolling, don't pull them
from the table.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
She said, I went into, on the way home, we
didn't take the tram. We went the 100 degree route.
And she said that I went into Jason Aldean, sat
at the bar, and I ordered a drink. And the
lady was like, okay, I'll bring it out to you.
And Laura's like, no, Baser, no, you won't. And she goes,
why not?

Speaker 2 (37:50):
He can drink. And she goes, he's hammered drunk. I
guess I faked it and the lady thought it was
fine to drink.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
I don't think they care in Vegas, dude. I honestly
don't think they care in Vegas.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
He's like, the lady was going to bring you a drink.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Aldean's bar is pretty big there, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Yeah, and it's a Primo real estate area.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Really? I mean, it's like almost the Ari or something. Wow.
I don't know how he afforded that.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Well, he's got some money.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
I mean, here he's on Broadway.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Wait, where the convention is. That's right. Get your tickets.
Sore losers.com. Oh man. Pringles for dinner. Nothing says happy
41st birthday or 42nd birthday or however old you are.
Like a thing of Pringles. Cause once you pop, you
can't stop. We'll be right back. All right.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
There's some interesting stuff here, guys. It's not just the
last day. Boring crap.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
So I wanted to kind of, we heard there was
like an indoor tram system.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
It didn't open.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
What is our curse? Stuff just doesn't open for us.
We went at like 6 a.m. It doesn't open until 7.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Oh, my gosh. What the hell are you doing up
at 6 a.m.? Dude, we both woke up ready to go.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
She's like, you passed out drunk and ate Pringles. You
missed the fountains.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
You have the penthouse with the wraparound balcony, and you
have not been out there to watch the fountains. Only Baser.
That is so ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
So we walk, and we go to Vidara. Hell of
a casino that doesn't have a casino.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Yeah, Vidara doesn't have a casino, man. It's like, I
don't even understand it.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
There's such losers there. Hey, losers, nice hotel. What is happening?

Speaker 1 (39:28):
And a lot of people stay there.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
It was perfect. packed a lot of.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
People stay there and there's no casino i'm not really
sure i understand.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
It and we go to aria maybe because our vacation
is in the middle of the week aria was a
ghost town There was nobody there.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
I was going to take a picture of Javier's just
to be funny. And I was like, there's no people
in this picture. No waitresses. Never got waited on once.
Nothing was happening there. Hello.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Hello. Hello. Just a bunch of echoes.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
There wasn't even a conference there. Oh. And so then
we go. Okay.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Then we're bouncing around. We're like, all right, let's hit. Actually,
we jumped into Cosmo real quick.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
This is important.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
Then we hit the tram system for the second day.
But we go to the craps table and there is
just think of the guy that's rolling looks just like J.D.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Vance, vice president.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Got him.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
And it's his brother's birthday.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
And his brother's.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
19 years younger than him. And so how do I
know that? Because he kept saying.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
19 years older than him. Brothers. He's 21. Thought I'd
bring him to Vegas. Hey, dealer, if you were our brothers,
we could all three be brothers. Yep, I'm 19 years
older than him. Brothers, man.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
You know how long I've been waiting to take my
21-year-old brother that's 19 years younger than me to Vegas.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
For the first time? Yep, yep, we're brothers. Brothers out
here hanging out in Vegas. Buddy, I get your plot, man.
It's awesome. Love it.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
The cool thing about a movie or a book is
you have like a different storyline. You don't just go
with the same quote over and over again.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
That was him. And, but what I realized is this
kid was such a terrible roller. He was actually a
good roller. And the one time it's not called boomer bus.
It's now called, Oh, it's called boomer bust. It's not
called tall or small.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Oh, I don't know those. I don't, I don't know
what that means.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
It's the same exact, no chance.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
It's a different bet.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
I tried to say tall or small, and it looked
at me like I was an idiot.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Exactly. Some casinos have the fire bets. It's really weird.
I don't know what boom or bust.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
It's the same as tall and small. It's the low
ones and the high ones.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Because then I would start saying, I was like, hey,
I'm going to do the boomer, and then they'd do
that one. So I realized this kid's such a terrible roller,
he actually gets pretty close to rolling every number before
a seven. So he does it, and I'm doing boomer buzz.
You know, you lose. You put up a, whatever, $ 15 chip.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
You lose.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
And then it's his turn again. It comes back around
to him. And this kid, bro, listen to this. You
know how the dice have to stay in the table?

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
He's drinking espressos like 8 a.m.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
And he forgets every time that the dice have to
stay in the table. And he kind of talked like a.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Pull him back.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
He kind of talked like Ibiza. Oh, yeah. And so
he's like, oh... And they're like, the dice have to
stay in the table. Oh, oh, oh, throw the dice up.
The dice have to stay in the table. Oh, I'm
so sorry. I'm a little drunk, too. I'm 21.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Oh, he's my 19. I'm 19 years older than him.
I'm so happy to be here with my brother. I've
waited so long for this. Oh, the dice got to
stay in there?

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Okay, I'm sorry. But, bro, miraculously, he is rolling every
number for the boomer bus, tall or small. He is
one away. Snake eyes. And I'm on it for $ 10,
for $ 1, 000.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Oh, my gosh. On the final day. And then Baser's
playing a, she might've jumped back to pinball. Didn't have
the same magic. She wasn't playing it with me. And
I go, Baser, Baser, it's get literally one number away.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Get over here. She starts, she's like, I don't want
to be bad luck. I'm like, seriously, get over here.
Come on, homie rolls it.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
So the dice have to stay in the tape. Okay.
I'm like, he's one roll away and he has no idea. Awesome.
Just a little close to something here. No worries. Oh,
so I have to keep the dice in.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Yup. Dice in, man. Dice in. Freaking roll a snake, guys.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
And I'm just chilling. I'm not trying to jinx him.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Yup.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Dice just have to stay in. Yup. Oh, I'm so sorry, table.
So sorry, guys.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
You didn't start yelling. Come on, one, one. Give me
a one, one.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
And so he rolls it. A one rolls.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
The other dice rolls. teeters back and forth dun dun
dun dun dun dun it's a two oh my gosh
next roll is a seven oh my gosh he was
guys when I tell you this he was one rotation
away from it being a thousand dollars boomer bust tall
or small oh the most random dice roller almost hit

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the boomer oh man I just looked at it like
happy birthday man you guys are brothers I'm a little
puckered up. I haven't been this puckered in a while.
I'm going to go walk over here.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Happy birthday, guys. Dude, I thought we hit it.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
And two more things. We go over to MGM. It
was on the tram.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
And they had a Logan Paul convention. And every tool
there was in a full-on suit with a name tag.
And they're all going to be entrepreneurs and business people.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
So every machine you sat at or table you went
to had every future business leader of America at it.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Oh yeah. How's it going? Yeah. My portfolio. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
401k.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Yeah. Oh yeah, man.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
I'm my team. I'm assembling a pretty good team.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
AI.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Have you ever tried to enact AI in your team?
Oh yeah. Guys, I'm on vacation. Would you mind shutting
the hell up?

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Yeah. I don't want to hear about business when I'm
trying to freaking enjoy vacation.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Dude, we got out of there so fast.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
We did a couple other spots on the tram and
Baser's like, let's just go back to Cosmo.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Let's end it at Cosmo.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
And so we get back to Cosmo and I just,
I had to tell you about this one guy.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Give it to me.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
So we, all the money's on the bed. Baser said,
I'm tapping out. And I said, me too. She gave
me like, was it 200? She goes, try and double
it up on craps on bubble. So I did my
magical little bubble. The magic wasn't there.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Got close. It's not a foolproof with the hitting it
and jumping two feet.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
No crap.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Or baby touching it and it just barely rolling.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
So you're telling me it's not 100% accurate.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Still trying to master it.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Got it.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
In the process, lost $ 200. But, dude, we left with
a bed full of cash.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
Bed full of cash. Guys, this will not be posted.
We don't brag like that, guys. We do not brag
like that.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Can I see that? Yeah, man. That looks like a
lot of cash. Oh, yeah. That's stacks. On stacks.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
On stacks. Oh, more stacks. Oh, more stacks. Whoa! Whoa! Wow!
Happy birthday to you! Viva Las Vegas!

Speaker 3 (46:16):
We weren't letting Vegas get the last laugh, but I'm
in the cashier line, just cashing out some of it,
some of the hundreds. And the most hilarious thing of
the entire trip to me And you guys might find
it hilarious.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
So there's a guy from another country. So he doesn't
speak great English.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Correct.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
And I'm in line, and there's a black fella, and
he is dressed in Gucci. Gucci'd out. Just think of
Danny Glover.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Got it.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
And he's funny and a deep voice.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Deep voice.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
And this guy goes from another country, for sure barely
spoke English. He goes, do they do cash advance? And
this guy goes, buddy, do they do cash advance?

Speaker 2 (46:55):
This is Las Vegas, Nevada.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
If you give them access, they will go to any
bank in the world and with you allowing them.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
To, and unload any amount in.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Your bank that you give them permission to. He said,
in fact, if it's a local bank, buddy, they will
go to that bank with a courier service, courier service,
and get that pin number. And they will help you
unload that money from your bank account.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
This is Las Vegas, Nevada. Trust me. If you want
money from a bank They'll get your money from your
bank and bring it into their casino. Dude, I was
laughing so hard. And then me and him just kept
ripping on the guy.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
We're like, I mean, yeah, buddy, like, like if anything
you want, but if you want to try and cash
out something, Oh, that's a 48 hour. handling and processing situation.
Do you want to cash out a marker? Oh, we
can't do that until a supervisor's here.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
But listen, any bank in the world, if you give
them permission, they will drain that thing dry and bring
that money to their casino.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
They will find a way to get your dollar bills
out of that safety environment into the glitz and glamour
of Las Vegas where it comes and it seems to
disappear faster than anything you've ever seen in your day life.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
In the cashier line that you love going in, I
have never laughed so hard.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
And the guy goes, thank you. Okay, thank you. Thank you.
It was like we laughed so hard together. Trust me,
it ain't a problem getting money from your bank into
their casino. The only problem is getting money from their
bank into your pocket.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
That's the issue, man. They will take all the money
you will offer them, but they won't give it back.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
Dude, I laughed so damn hard. And he had a
way deeper voice, and he's like, trust me, it won't
be a problem.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Oh, I love Las Vegas, man. I love that place.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
I'm going to draw you a map to those two machines,
Wheel of Fortune and then the pinball.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
You are going to have to draw me a map
because I'll be there in one week, man. One week. Oh,
my gosh. All right. Yeah, we'll take a break. We'll
be right back. And we'll talk like 10 minutes of football, guys.
10 minutes of football. i know nfl starts this weekend
so we should talk some football.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
And we will do that right after this and this
is also why you don't play machines you don't know
how much you think baser won on that right there
what does it look like oh probably thousands yeah thousands
of dollars it was a digital pinball i've only seen
like the antiquated ones. That's the reason we played it.
I've seen them online. Bro, three pinballs apparently at the digital.

(49:44):
Pinball machine doesn't win you anything. She won like $ 10.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Oh. That looks like a jackpot, dude.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
Guys, that's why we only play machines that we have
seen how you can win them and how you can
jackpot them.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Well, I'll be honest. Some of those machines, they have
so many lines going all different ways. I don't know
what you're looking for. People are just playing it to
play it, man. But we'll take a break and we'll
be right back.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
I'm just going to finish up eating.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
Okay. Coach or we got it. I mean, I know
it's opening weekend of NFL football. I am sorry guys.
If you come here for expert opinions and all we
did was talk vacation this week, but vacation is so important.
So many good stories. Now I already know who's going
to win the Superbowl. I already know who's going to

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play in the Superbowl. I know all that. Like, I
know exactly what two teams will be playing in the
Super Bowl. I know what teams will be playing in
the AFC and the NFC championship game. And I know
who's going to win this weekend and who's going to
cover what spread. Even though I did have no idea

(50:50):
that the Seahawks and the Patriots were the opening game
of the NFL season, this whole time I was texting
batter's box. I was like, man, I just don't understand.
I always thought they started the season with With the
Super Bowl champs. I don't understand why the Niners and
Rams are playing the first game. Mate. And he was like,

(51:11):
you can no longer call yourself the sports genius. I said, why?
He goes, because the Niners and Rams aren't playing the
first game. I know this is old news. But I
didn't understand because they kept saying they were playing on
Thursday and And I thought they meant Australia time. So
I thought they were playing on Wednesday of America. So

(51:33):
I was very confused on the Niners thing. I apologize.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Good luck with these streaming services, how to find these games.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
I mean, my Lord.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
My newest thing is if Baser owes me a favor,
I'm like, will you just let me know how I
can watch this fight, how I can watch this game?

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Will you tell me the Vols game? She's in trouble.
She said it wasn't on TV last weekend. And what
do you know? Apparently on our TV, we have SEC Plus.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Oh, nice.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
And so I was flipping through. I was like, Bazer,
the Vols game is literally on the TV. She goes,
I went onto an internet website and it said not.
And I was like, Bazer, you have to check multiple sources.
If that would have happened on the bone shows, you
would have been smacked or spanked.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Who did the Vols play?

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Uh. Great question.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
So you didn't even need to watch it. You don't
need to watch it. If you can't name the team
they're playing, you don't need to watch it. Furman. You
don't need to watch that. There is no need to
watch that stupid of a freaking whatever.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
The quarterback, though, kids looking good. Something Brandon. Kazir Brandon.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Oh, you got rid of your old guy?

Speaker 3 (52:36):
Yeah, there's some brand new rookie, and he's lit them up.
Five touchdowns. He's now one of the top Heisman candidates.
Not top Heisman candidate, but he had one of the
best quarterback ever.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
QBR top 10 of Saturday.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Well, I'm going to say this right now. Texas has
to win on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
That is a mammoth.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
That is a, listen, Texas.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Let me know what, how do I watch that?

Speaker 1 (52:59):
I believe that's on regular TV at six 30. If
I am not mistaken, but listen, Texas is always in
these big games. And I understand Sark is supposed to
be some genius. They made the college football playoffs a
couple of times with Quinn Ewers. They eventually have to
win one of these big games. They have to do it. Like,
I think they're going to be, I think they're going

(53:19):
to win on Saturday, but man, if they don't, do
you start thinking, man, maybe Sark's just okay. I mean,
they have to win a big game at some point
at some time.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
This is a Wally mammoth.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
This is the big daddy of them all.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
It might be the biggest one in the first three
weeks because counting week zero and week negative one.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
It's the biggest game of the college football season so
far because all these other teams, they play nobodies. There
is no good games.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
For another week. That's wild.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
It's so annoying.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
It is so boring. Guys, is it me or are
they lining up the biggest cakewalk schedules they possibly can?

Speaker 1 (54:00):
They always do it. More than ever.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
No, no, no.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
That's why I'm appreciative of Texas and Ohio State for
having nuts to play each other. Like, that is huge.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Clemson and LSU. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
But Clemson sucks. Yeah. Like, they haven't been good in
five years. Davo Sweeney, that ship has sailed. Like, he's
not good.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
But the experts thought it was going to be a
pretty close game.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Well, Vegas didn't. It was a 10.5 point spread. Oh. So,
I'm excited. I'm excited. That's the only college football game
I will probably watch this weekend. is Texas-Ohio State. But Texas,
I mean, guys, I know Austin is puckered. The whole city.
This is a game. They have to win the game.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Have to.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
Last year, we watched it at Neighbor's Bar in the Gulch.
Justin lived here.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Very boring game.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
And Ohio State won barely.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Barely. I mean, it was like one to nothing. It
was like one to nothing.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Yes, it was a baseball game.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
See, I'm excited about that. That's what I'll watch. And
then the NFL, man. Let me tell you. The Super
Bowl is going to be the Rams, and they're going
to play the Bengals. Bengals are going to the Super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
What, the chalk?

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Yeah, the Bengals are going to the Super Bowl. I'm
telling you this right now. Joe Burrow's been hurt, but
when Joe Burrow is healthy, they are phenomenal. They went
out and they actually got some defensive players. Their defense
doesn't have to be great. They got to be okay
because the Bengals can score points.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
Okay, T. Higgins, he's on your fantasy team.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Ding.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Okay, now I get why you picked him.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
The Bengals are going to the Super Bowl. In the
AFC Championship, the Bengals will defeat the Houston Texans. Sheesh.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
He went defense. Dude. You believe in David Montgomery.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
I believe in, well, I believe in David Montgomery, but
I just believe in that defense. If they can just
score a couple of touchdowns every game, People aren't going
to score on the Texans. Their defense is unreal. They
are just like the Seahawks were last year. Now they
got a couple wide receivers. They should be pretty good.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
I love that you waited, though, until Sam Darnold has
a seizing injury.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
Well, hold on.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
Those are all three tough words.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Hold on, hold on. i seattle wasn't going back to
back nobody goes back to back.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
And they they weren't even i mean they weren't the
favorite at all.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
No the rams are the huge favorite and i'm sticking
chalk with the rams because i don't see a weakness
i don't know how you beat like i don't know
how the rams i mean stafford gets hurt of course
anybody gets hurt it throws everything off but i genuinely
believe it's the rams bangles and it Another team that
people are sleeping on, the Bucs. Why do people not

(56:39):
think the Bucs are going to be good? Baker Mayfield
got paid. They're about to be good. They're winning their division. Well,
they're in a tough division. Saints. Saints. Panthers.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Camara is with the Saints? Still. He barely even got
picked up in fantasy.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Yeah, because they got Etienne starting.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
See, old me would have picked up Calvin Camara.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
But I'm like, this year I'm not drafting names.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
That's good. So, so yeah, that's my, that's it. And
in the, in the NFC championship, it's going to be
the Rams, man. And I think it's going to be
the Eagles. I think all that AJ Brown distraction, that's
where they were at. I think the bucks are going
to be good. Cowboys will make the playoffs, but it's

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Rams versus Bengals Rams. Your Superbowl champ.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
I give you the Superbowl it's lions and it's Titans.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
And I saw a funny tweet the other day after
the game. It said, dang, Vrabel's not a very good
coach when he only gets to bang his wife.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
I guess Rossini's coming out with a tell-all.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Oh, man, dude, please do.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
What is she going to tell us?

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Right, what is she going to tell you? Yeah, I
was cheating on my husband. If she comes out with
a tell-all, her husband is a loser.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
No, but I'm saying, like, what details are we getting?
Vrabel in the love sack?

Speaker 1 (58:08):
I mean, that would be must-watch. I would read it,
whatever it is. If it's a 2020 interview, I'd be
tuned in because I want to hear what she has
to say.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
Like Vrabel hiking her a ball naked?

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Or she comes out and be like, well, Vrabel wasn't
the only one. I was banging Mike McCarthy, too.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
You got to wonder any other single coaches, you know?
Do you stop at one when you got the option
of 32?

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Probably not.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
You know, so it's like. I know players.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
I mean, you know, if you're single, you got to
think every city you're in, you could hit on a
cheerleader in every one of those cities. Rossini, reporter for
every one of those cities. Why not hit on a
head coach, assistant coach if you're into cheating in any
one of those cities?

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Special teams coach.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
32 other dudes.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
Each individual city separate.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
Oh, man.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
And it's the perfect secret. Hey, you can't be out
in the open. You're a public figure.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
I am too.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
So oh, we're both married.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Even better.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
So it's double backfire, double jeopardy, double I use it
against you.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
So they're perfect. Neither one could ever tell on the
other one.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
I do kind of like that.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
Ray, so you're telling me it's easier to hook up
married than married single. I think it is. Because if
you're both married... You have.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
To keep the secret because you screw yourself by telling.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Correct.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
Because of alimony.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
If there's one single in the cheating scandal, they're like, oh, whatever, man.
If I talk about it, I'm single. I'm not going
to get in trouble with anybody.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
The more things you have in common, the easier it is.
Live in the same neighborhood, both married, both have a dog.
What does that mean? All you got to do is
walk down the street, fake like you're walking the dog.
You're both married. Neither one can backfire and tell on
the other one. All you do is walk two blocks away,
and you're banging Betty. And Rossini, both work in the NFL,

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both married, both have the same off-season.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Sedona, baby! Let's go! You don't have to work.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
I don't have to work.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
No, it's off-season. Perfect time to go on a vacation together.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
What are you going to say? Guy's trip. What are
you going to say? Girl's trip. Woo! No pictures ever surface.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Right? No cameras allowed baby.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
So for some PI on the top of a roof.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Hey, you're pregnant. And I coach in Tennessee, but let's
go rent a boat. Like the Cumberland. Oh my God.
They went out on a dinghy on our Lake in
our backyard. How ballsy is that dude?

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
We were in the same town while those two were
bumping uglies. Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
And they were banging while she was pregnant. I still
can't get over that. That's just weird. And he was
supposed to be coaching our boys. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
Yeah. Are you telling St. Louis stories?

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
No, I'm going to tell that. I'll tell that next week, man.
I just want to give you a couple of locks
before we go.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
I just didn't know how long we were going to
filibuster about Russini.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
No, the Buffalo bills are traveling down to Houston. Houston's defense.
I just told you it was amazing. Josh Allen struggles,
struggles when he has to play a physical defense like Houston,
CJ Stroud to Nico Collins, to Keyshawn booty. They're going
to be open. They're going to be winning first year
head coach, Joe Brady of the Buffalo bills. Hey man,

(01:01:23):
it's a little different being the head coach. Instead of
just the offensive coordinator, give me the Houston Texans plus
one and a half, and you can take it to
the bank. Nico Collins, Jackson, another team. This guy just
got paid and he is about to bake. He's about
to bake. I know the Bengals defense is better, but

(01:01:45):
The Buccaneers, that offensive line. Did you see them standing
up at that press conference behind Baker?

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
Oh, are they the one with some of those players
that are just crazy aggressive?

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
They got in the NFL draft.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Now I see why you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Love the Buccaneers. They got Bain. He's got short arms.
My ass. He's about to put some arms around burrow
and chase Brown. Give me the bucks on the road
in Cincinnati. Plus three and a half. Take it to
the bank. And then last but not least, guys. God,

(01:02:19):
I hate this guy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Dajon Love?

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
No, I like him.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
He played well last night. He really did. He really did.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
I was impressed with all his... He had a high motor.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
Never gave up.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
But look, man. I don't know how.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Trained in his helmet the whole pregame.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
I don't know how this is only four and a half.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
The Eagles.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Listen, you haven't heard anything about the Eagles all offseason.
All last year, it was the drama, drama, drama. A.J.
Brown hates Jalen Hurts. They suck. They suck. They suck.
The wheels fell off. This offseason, they've been down to business. Quiet,
bury their heads in the sand, and they are going
to come out to prove a point. They're at home

(01:03:01):
against the Washington Commanders. Sorry, Commanders I don't think are
very good. Jaden Daniels. Great fun. They're not good. Give
me the Eagles at home. Minus four and a half.
Take it to the bank. And that's how you make
three easy bets this weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Enjoy the NFL.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
Sounds like somebody's getting ready for his picks in Vegas.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
That's right. I got one week, man.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
I was going to say, once you, somebody's got bets
lined up like that, you know, that they're just Itching
to get to Vegas for a parlay sheet.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
Dude, I am itching to get there and do a
parlay sheet. I'm ready to do a teaser, a pleaser,
all that. I'm ready to do everything. I'm ready to
do a Major League Baseball parlay. I am thinking about
going to the bank this weekend and getting my kitty
out just so I can have it in my house
ready to go. Don't. I'm not.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
The days ahead, me and Pacer were terrified. Hey, did
you lock both doors? Yes, both doors are locked. Hey,
where's that backpack at?

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Right here.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
I have it in both fists, clutched in my hands.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
It's really not. I leave everything to the last minute.
Let's be real. I'll do it on the way home
from work next week as I'm heading to the airport
because I will forget and I get busy.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
Yeah, the itch wasn't there for me.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
There was a U.S. Open in baseball. I mean, I
didn't come within five feet of a sportsbook.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Can I just tell you, the U.S. Open, what are
we doing? The late night? I mean, I started, I
watched some of that match of Alcatraz versus Shelton.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
Bro, it was while I was at work. No, no, no, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
I watched it. It was in the, maybe it was
the first set or second set. It was the first set.
And I was like, oh, this is cool. We watched
a couple serves, you know, like points, boom, boom. And
I was like, man, I don't know how long this
is going to last. I'm going to probably go to bed,
but I hope he wins. Go America. They show Trinity
Rodman in the stands. I'm like, all right, cool. She's hot.

(01:04:53):
She is hot.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
She's a pretty great dresser, too.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
She had a skirt on, a men's jacket, an Italian
hat on, and then little flat slippers.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
I was like, insane outfit. How did you pull that off?

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
Phenomenal. She's phenomenal.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
As you throw on a Bears hoodie.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
I know. I mean, whatever she's doing, she's doing it right.
I don't know if she has a stylist. She does
it on her own, but she's hot. I mean, yes. Anyway-
They showed her a couple times in the stands. They show,
you know, people clapping, cheering. You see Shelton getting pumped up,
some plays at the net, and Alcatraz trying to lob
it over him, and he slams it down his throat.
And I go to bed. And I wake up, and

(01:05:34):
I find out that it lasted until 3.30 in the morning.
How stupid is that?

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
What are they doing?

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
That is so dumb. It's in our own country. Time
it out better. It is so dumb. It is so dumb. Yeah,
they're going to be at their peak performance at 3.30 a.m., guys.
How dumb are we? What a stupid-ass sport. If it's
not over by 10 o'clock, guess what? It's over. We
play it the next day.

Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
I will say I would have hated that when I
announced tennis. I always rooted in volleyball for 2-0, and
in tennis, I always rooted for 2-0. In this, it
would have been 3-0. And usually, with me rooting, it worked.
I mean, Texas State volleyball almost always won 2-0.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
I was like, I love you guys. Same pay, regardless.
I was in and out in 45 minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
And tennis, dude, some of those things, you could be
done in 45 minutes, or you could be done in
three hours and 45 minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
Yeah, I just can't understand it. How much of the
crowd stays until 3.30 in the morning?

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
They all did. And Shelton gave a shout-out at the end. Yeah, Shelton,
he goes, my.

Speaker 3 (01:06:38):
Brother-in-law and– no, he's not married. So he's like, my
brother and my friend, hopefully they don't go to work
in the morning. Trinity Rodman apparently had a practice at
11 a.m. And she goes, what about me?

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
I literally have a practice in four hours. He didn't
give her a shout-out. Obviously, he just gapped it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Yeah. That's funny. But all right. You guys have a
good weekend. We'll see you on Monday. Enjoy the NFL.
Enjoy whatever. Best of luck to your fantasy teams, your picks,
whatever you're doing. Hopefully I win the pick them from the,
the sore losers, Facebook page, sore losers.com. Get your tickets
to the convention. We out.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
Hey, batter's box with the 49ers. It's been so bad
because of the bow and just whatever, all that stuff.
Then the fake NFL player, all the news, is a
player for the 49ers.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
Yeah. I mean. He can't catch a break. He can't.
He really can't.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
All over the news is a fake player in a
49ers helmet doing training.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
Carrying it to the beach, dude. Like, what the? Like,
imagine you're at the beach and some dude in a
49ers helmet is running around the beach.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Like, I mean, I got to admit, I would think
he was on the team. No, no, no, no. Nobody
has attempted this yet.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
If anybody is wearing their helmet at the beach, they're
not on the team. There is no NFL player. Christian McCaffrey,
Aaron Rogers, Drew Brees, Bryce young. I don't care who
they are. Tristan worse. I don't care. Cam Hayward. None
of them are going to the beach with their team's
helmet on. Stop it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
And I love the players.

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
The actual traded to the Rams. He traded himself. He
gave a video call and he said, Hey, I got traded.
And he points to his gear. He had a Ram
shirt on. He said, I got traded to the Rams.
And these girls are like, Oh, you got traded. He's
got the shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Oh man. Phenomenal. Absolutely phenomenal.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
And I guess some of the girls that, that were
part of the 26, they there was some texts or
something that leaked out and one of them or Twitter stuff.
And she goes, y'all, y'all think I was playing used
to be dating like college players. Now I got me
an NFL player. So, I mean, some of these were
definitely just money hungry. You know, you kind of deserve it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Yeah. You're just looking for the money grab. I got it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
But dude, we got to start wearing iHeartRadio gear and
be like, what's up y'all podcast for iHeartRadio and then
pointing to it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
Dijon love style.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
Yeah, we should.

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
I got a coat. So are losers. You got to
wear the sweatshirt. Hey, what's up guys? Part of the podcast.
So are losers.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
Yeah. Big deal. Kind of a big deal.

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
Yeah. All right, man. Hey, by the way, eat up
ass this weekend, okay? Eat up ass.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
What does that mean?

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
Roadrunners coming for that ass.

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
Beep, beep.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
We play each other? Texas State, UGSA, eat that ass.
We are going to come and beep, beep all over you.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
You don't want any of that quarterback.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
You do not want to that smoke.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
No, that quarterback can run for Texas State. White kid, mustache.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
Oh, McCown, dude? We are about to go McCown all
over your ass. We're McCown in downtown in the square.

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
I must ask you a question. He's about to get
some touchdowns. All right.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
We'll see. All right, guys, we got to go, really.
Just end it. We already beeped it, dude. But let's go, Roadrunners.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
What was pretty cool? Texas State playing Texas? That was
pretty awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
Even though, I mean, it was like 50-0.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
Yeah, UTSA almost beat Texas last year. Really? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
Okay. What's the line? I don't know. Oh, okay. We're
talking trash. We don't even know a betting line.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
I haven't seen a betting line in two years, man.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
I have no idea whose favorite.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
Okay.

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