April 10, 2026 • 29 mins
In this episode Ray goes solo with Lunchbox still suffering from another infectious disease. Ray will probably talk about Justin, BAE, and life in the country. Who knows if he will give us a Masters update or if he will just talk about Fert in the Dirt but it will be great no matter what. Hopefully he gives us MORE LIFE and LESS SPORTS!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Yo yo yo yo, yo, yo yo yo. Check out
my melody. I want to live goods or shit? I
say do Fox, Fox, I think it's good. I think
we could. Uh sis in here podcast is gonna be
just me. I'm the last remaining survivor. Everybody else died,
(00:26):
dud or guy dead, lunchbox dead. So do got some
topics if you guys want to hear what it something
the menu? My mom is a twin expert, Tristan is
on the injury list, all our friends moved away. Thoughts
(00:47):
on marriage, having money, Oh, that's from gambling, not saying
I'm rich. Thoughts on never wanting to be too rich. Okay,
that's same segment. Uh, different iteration The Masters this weekend.
It's kind of what I'm doing. How I didn't watch
(01:10):
The Masters for a while. My thoughts on Tiger. When
do parents realize if they're gonna get along with their kids,
the next generation is gonna dress blank? Who wins the Masters?
And lunchboxes pick? I got it from him, options trading
and my wife and golf. We gotta get to it
(01:33):
all right, We're gonna do it live. I am the
one two three sore loser. What up y'all. It is
Sison from Costa Rica Bali. Nobody else exists. I'm on
an island. It is just me. I always thought I
was gonna be calling cowherd be able to do a
show on my own. Learned really quickly. It's tough. It'll
(01:57):
be good though. Here we go. I gotta get going.
The timing on this thing is all screwed up. It
says sixty five right now. So no, I'm in a
new studio. I'm in Battleground. He's now part of the
podcast network, so I'm in his studio ten forty nine.
All right, I say thirty minutes because then they can
still plug in some commercials. I had to do this.
Did I say I could do a podcast on my own? Yes,
(02:18):
But I had to do this one just because we
got to play commercials and upper managements say, hey, you
guys haven't done a podcast all week. So I'm doing
it for the team. We got to get to what
it's on the menu. Oh did I even do the intro?
I didn't even intro myself. All right, we're gonna I'm
gonna do it live. I am the one two three
(02:40):
sore loser. What up? Be all? It is Sissor. I
moved on. I'm from the north. I'm in Alpha Male.
I live in the north side of Nashville with Baser,
my wife. We are married, we were engaged at one point,
but yeah, we live in the country two point three
three acres. Right now, they're working on the crops. We
got furt in the dirt. They mowed it. It's great,
got the shrubs, all heads, all, everything's perfect right now,
got it cut up for the summer. I think they're
(03:01):
actually gonna do some furt, not even furt, some pesticide
on the dandelions. Also a good song by La Langley.
It's out today, shameless Plug. So that's kind of what's
going on that. Even though the guy that does it
for me, he doesn't speak English. So I'm talking to
this guy in Costa Rica, Mike Slang from there, and
(03:22):
I'm trying to get a price on him. He won't
tell me how much it costs when he's coming. So
then he shows up. My wife's got the window open
and she's in the shower. Hey probably won't be any
sound effects in a new studio battleground aforementioned. All right,
So all this stuff, I'm almost of the mind that
if something sucks, I just move on. I don't even
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end it, just keep going. But yeah, so my mom
she was saying this to Kevin, and then I sent
it to Kevin. Tell me I didn't delete that anyways.
Basically what it was Kevin, the guy that's also in
twenty five whistles his kids. One of them was, and
I believe the boy. The girl didn't. So that led
me to wonder, did I walk first? So I hit
(04:05):
up my mom and she goes, no, your brother walked first.
She goes, but you were verbal six months ahead of him.
That's wild. So maybe ask your parents today, if they're
still with us, just say, hey, who walked first? I
guess it only really applies if you're close in age
to another family member, or maybe if you were ahead
(04:26):
of your class. When it comes to your friends that
you brought over, will you're more verbal? Next segment Man
Next segmented. Tristan is on the injury list the Mary
Michigan damn bro And it's like it's cold. They just
had forty eight inches of snow two weeks ago and
they think they're gonna pitch and they got games this weekend.
(04:49):
He was coming down and did something with the groin
and he's on the DL so I think he's out
two to three weeks. So our prayers up. Love you
kid should be fine. But growing region not the same
thing as lunchbox. His lunches is testicular and boomers is groin.
(05:10):
Oh yeah, this is kind of sad. So all our
friends moving away with me and Beazer. First it was
Justin plants his dog in our yard and then moves
to Michigan. Bro, when you plant, that, isn't that some
sort of longevity whatsoever? But he just and he's gone.
I think he could be there for the foreseeable future
(05:30):
because he's got a job now. And it made it
sound like he had a house, and I'm just what,
you had a pile of money sitting around. He's bought
a house in Michigan, but lend's cheap there. Hey. Oh,
and so Justin moves away. Now we find out Heather,
our best friend, their kids come over our house. She's
moving away. She's going back to Louisiana, and it's like
(05:52):
all our best friends moved away. So we're in the market.
Next or Losers Convention Shameless Plug January fifteenth through the
Seventeenthville we're gonna be looking for best friends onto other things.
My thoughts on marriage, So everybody's got these big thoughts
and they always say, oh, it's so hard. It's not
that hard. My thing is, it's it brings such a
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sense of calm. That's why you have to get married,
because then all of a sudden, there's no urge to
go to the titters, there's no urge to put down
twenty beers. Occasionally, it's just a sense of calm you need.
You go to the country and you're at peace. You
drive into your job, you're at peace. So all that
to say, oh, yeah, teamwork. That was my main point.
(06:38):
That it's the finances where hey, let's put our money
together and try and pave a driveway, try and actually
get a house. That happened after we got married. So
and it's also the hey, you're good at laundry. What
if I do dishes, you clean the floors and then
(06:58):
I make the beds. That that's also awesome. When you
get to teamwork. It like that. It doesn't happen when
you're just dating. And for the most part, it's the
same as when we were dating. But I want to
tell you, guys, get married. Just because of that. You're
on a team, then, is the best way I can
put it. I mean, do you want to join the
major leagues? You want to be in the NBA, you
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want to be NBA DL like Lebron kid having money
to buy supplements. Took some notes here and some of
them are terrible. But no, no, no, so yeah, when
I was gambling, I never had that extra money. So
now I want to tell you guys the supplements I'm on.
I mean, I got collagen, I'm on nad nad, the glutathione.
(07:43):
All this stuff is great for you. I'm on the
keratin makes your skin look better, callagen too, and the
some of this gut stuff ALIGNE apparently puts like, I
don't know, microbes in your gut or something. I got
the daily allergy in my I got the daily allergy
in my nose. I have stuff for my hair. I
(08:05):
got the oral. Yeah, it's one of the orals. It's
the uh fanasticide oral monoxidyll do task to ride. So
it's that is why I'm so happy I don't gamble anymore.
I actually have money to make sure I live longer.
The hair thing that's not living longer. But the other
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stuff really is. So if you're gonna stop gambling today
or tone it down, you'll actually have money for other things.
It's crazy, the oh thoughts of never wanted to be
too rich? This is pretty deep. So everybody always said,
you think that you want to be rich, But is
there anything better than going to the gas station, getting
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a twelve pack and just going back to your house
and just doing nothing. Whereas if you're rich, you gotta
go to the steak dinners. You got you got friends
that are all rich. The thing I was smart with
with Billy. I don't know if this episode is gonna
be funny. Maybe it's just me just like on a diatribe.
I have no idea. But when Billy, Billy knew I
was never rich, Billy met me at my poorest and
(09:09):
I would So it's just like when I go out
with Billy Boom, he knows if we want, if we
want the dancers, the girls that ring the bottle correction,
that then he's paying for it. You know, me and
Baser will pay for barstool drinks. But he just knows
that going in and you want the extras, if that's
a Billy thing, stanchon. Guy, Hey, we gotta get these
stanchions up. Hey, Billy, I'm gonna put these stanchions up.
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We gotta get you guys back. That's a billy thing,
whereas me and Bazer, you know, it's just there's nothing
better than just being like a little middle class to
lower class. Like who wants to get all dressed up
and go to steak every Friday night? I don't who
wants to have to get people amazing birthday presents because
(09:52):
you're rich. I don't think about this truck drivers. I
don't have the soundies. But you guys know what I'm saying.
They're in. This is something to be a just chilling
in that middle class. Who wants to be so rich
that you have to stay at this nice hotel where Hello, sir, welcome, Yes, Hello,
your room is ready? Hello? Would you like a warm towel? No? Dude,
(10:17):
I mean, what am I gonna do with that? Gough? Like,
what do I want with a warm towel? No? I
want to stay at just a middle of the road
hotel in Charleston where it's got a pool that's not dirty,
but you got like bartenders, got tattoos and they're slightly hungover.
I don't care for Hello, sir, would you like another champagne? No, man,
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I'm just gonna take my twelfth Seltzer, and you know what,
you don't even gotta wait on me. I'll come up
there drunkenly, stumble up to the bar and grab it.
Like there's something to that. Truckers get me. Don't you
want to just pull up to a truck stop a
couple of lizards come out, or if you're a rich trucker,
you want to have to go to like you got
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your chrome pipes, you gotta go get clean. You're driving
around a chrome truck. You ain't driving a chrome truck
into a lot lizard like only the middle class, lower
class truckers can go get the lot lizards. The rich ones. Man,
you gotta parking nice gas stations. You don't get jacked,
you don't get robbed. Man, you got somebody trying to
(11:26):
steal your chrome pipes. Moving on Masters lunch, says Xander's
gonna win it. I gotta kind of think of my
angle on that one. But this weekend for sure, watching
the Masters the whole time. But I tell Bazer that
and she goes, oh, well, yeah, we'll do Mexican tonight,
we'll do the Laguna Beach Reunion, and then we're gonna
go do brunch tomorrow. But I'm thinking to myself, she
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hasn't even heard this yet. Does she not know? Masters
is four days straight from eight am till five pm.
I mean, if you start scheduling other stuff, then we're
not just watching the mass Masters this whole weekend, like Baser,
come on, come on the uh oh. And she said,
I said, Mexican food. Maybe that's another thing that Mexican
Food plays. Ain't gonna put on Masters. They put on football.
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And then Birthday Sunday. Got my niece lover Claire, love her.
But then what I'm like, it's at four pm. That's
the absolute peak of the Masters. At four pm. It's
just like just not gonna work. How am I? How
is it a Master's weekend and it's viewed right now
as a Master's weekend? And I'm not watching the Masters
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the entire weekend. It's just ah Man and then the
Master's talk. There's a little inside inside info Masters. I
didn't watch the Masters. I was in college. My dad
never once in eighteen years, said, hey heard some guys
at work talking about the Masters. I know, I'm way
too cheap to take you guys golf, and that's an
(12:58):
expensive sport. We go down to the baseball field with
a ball and a bat is free. Well listen, I
heard some guys at work talking at the mill and
they said that they watched this golf tournament that's called
the Masters. Like, why did he never once say that
in eighteen years? So yeah, I went to college, watched it,
and I was hooked. But it's just a pageantry of it.
All you sit, You're never gonna have a better nap
(13:19):
than when you're watching the Masters. Just birds, I tell
you what, Jim Nance, a butterfly just landed on my
n The Masters on CBS. Jim Nance here from Augusta, Maya.
There are a lot of dirty birds here and outside
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of the confines, but worse safe indoors. That doesn't mean
tonight it it'll get wild. But as we speak now,
I'm hoping the hangover. Whar's off with my azalea. Jim Nance,
the Masters, It's just the most beautiful thing to take
a nap to. It really is, Tiger? Come on, come on, guys,
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was he gonna like if he was gonna have the
only missing angle I haven't heard yet, so I want
to say it. If he was gonna play the Masters,
you're telling me March twenty seventh, twenty hit the fertilizer
truck and flipped it the ranger over on its side
of Jupiter Island. March twenty seventh, you're telling me Tiger
was had two benzos in his pocket a week and
(14:26):
a half out, so fed up that he was given
a Dui bro was And you're telling me he was
gonna play the Masters in a week and a half.
I mean, I started getting the Sunday scaries on Saturday
when I know I gotta face bones and the music
on Monday. And Tiger was gonna face the biggest golf
tournament with benzos still in the system, I mean, I
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would have been having insane scaries, like there's just no
way he was ever gonna play in the Masters. That's
my take. When do parents realize this is my question,
when new parents realize they're not gonna get along with
their kids. See that's my fear. You have a kid
and all of a sudden, you know he's he's into painting.
I'm not into painting, you know, or it's a hey Dad,
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I'm gonna I'm gonna just sit in my room all day.
It's like Boomer. I know I could get along with Boomer.
We played basketball together, Papa shot, We're golfing, we're doing
cold plunch, running together, video games two K. I know
I get along with Boomer, But how do you know
with your kid when you're if it's gonna if you're
gonna vibe with the kid. I wonder is it eight
(15:34):
nine ten? And then at that point that day when
you're not vibeing, it's like you go to the golf
course and the kid stays home playing with dolls, and
it's like, man, I'm just not gonna have that close
relationship with my kids. I wonder lunch is getting along
with this kid. So I'm wondering next year does he
do they start to kind of drift apart. It's one
of those. It's one it's as a non parent, I'm like,
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what is that age when you're like, dang man, not
gonna get along with them. Man, we'll be close, but man,
it's not the same interest. Tell us tell us on
the Facebook, what is the age you found out the
next generation is gonna dress blank. What We'll take a break.
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We'll take a break and we'll be back after this. See.
I don't even know how to tell time because this
stupid ass seking computer it tells time in like milliseconds
of a tenth of a quarter hour. How the am
I gonna tell lunchbox what the time is? All right,
(16:43):
we'll take a break, we will take a break, we'll
be back all right. Like I said, uh, this next generation,
you're gonna dress terribly. And there's no question they got
the slides on Boomer. We had an Easter service. Kid
wore a T shirt. I was in college. Dad's in
collar bazer dress. Mom wearing pink. Boomer in a T
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shirt And it was okay that like because the the
generation the Jenny's couple before us, those Jennies had the
suits on. You know, women got the heels and the
skirts on. But like that we started started dressing started
to deteriorate. So now with Boomer generation, it's straight T
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shirt and slides. It's gonna be bad. It's gonna it's
gonna be bad. I'm just warning you guys. So, okay,
who wins the master statistical sism? Pull it up again.
It's kind of already started. So it's not like I'm
totally going coldking it, but you gotta cut it off
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at like even I would say, unless a guy gets
real hot like matsu Yama, Yeah, nobody's winning it below
matsu so Kepca's semi hottish, but it just so much
time off and he's with Sims and I mean her
and him are playing hanky panky. He's not winning that Spieth.
The frustrations are there. He's missing easy birdies. I say, no,
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you gotta look to a guy like Rose hasn't been
hot and he's just sitting there in the wing. So
Lunch does chafle man that one dude, Robert McIntyre blew
up flipping the bird. I said it was Arnold not
posting a podcast and Lunch not doing it all week.
Arnold straight up Bird. McIntyre is ice cold. But you
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can't go It's like Rory Bird. What so he hit Rory?
I don't get the career grand Slam? He won the
Masters last year? What does that mean? So I'm trying
to confused with that one. Burns guy hotter in Hell
Day is being sneaky good Day is sneaky good what
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give me Rose or Lowry. Yeah, Reid's won it before
Rose Lowry or read pick one of those guys. That's
your statistical says. And even though there was no statistics involved. Wife,
has she given up on golf? Let's say this, let's
say this. I see I was kind of like filibustering
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because I'm wondering, do I take a break? Do I
take a break? It's it's I think lunch goes farther.
So as my wife giving up on golf this weekend,
I'm gonna make a point. I'm not gonna bring it
up once it's up to her. And so that's when
I'll really know in my heart of hearts if she's
given up on it. So we'll see, we'll see, we'll
see she uh. I mean, she got the bag two
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hundred dollars. She hasn't got the shoes yet, but I
believe she got the cocktail te's, She's probably got gloves
in the route Amazon FedEx. So I would say she's
about fifty percent giving up. I'm curious if she brings
it up this weekend being the Masters, if she wants
to play, we'll see. And last thing I got, guys,
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And then I may just shoot from the hip. Is
options trading? Did I talk long enough for a break? Man?
This is tough without lunch. I forgot he actually has
a purpose. Man. But options trading. So everybody always says
stock you buy low, so high options trading you have
access with a small budget. I had a thousand dollars
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Baser gave me, and she goes, jump on Fidelity, do
your things. She's like, I'm gonna expect it to be gone. Thanks,
really appreciate the confidence. So I got the thousand dollars
and we ran it up. We ran up to five K.
Let's not talk about going to war. And let's not
talk about Tesla like killing some kid wrapping around a
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car and then they get investigated in their cameras and
the stock drop in twenty points. And let's not talk
about John Deere absolutely or no, it was sand Disc,
one of those disc manufacturers. Absolutely shit in the bed,
fucking goes down one hundred points. Let's just say went
down to one thousand. Portfolio went from five k to
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one k, so it's literally back. Even so all that
to say this stock, like the options gives you access
to twenty thirty two thousand dollars, but you're not. It's
not actual money. Basers like is it margins? Are you
gonna be in the hole? No, se Yeah, That's why
I still don't understand how it exists. I have the
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ability to play with thirty two thousand dollars where you
make two hundred three hundred or you can lose two
three hundred. It's almost like a magnifying glasses, a little
bit on steroids rocket fuel if you will so say
a stock, say uh, Tesla, is it three hundred and
sixty and it goes up thirty dollars. If you just
buy Tesla a one share, you're gonna make thirty dollars,
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it goes up thirty you make thirty, Whereas if you
buy options, you're buying access to one hundred shares of it,
which I think will cost you around one thousand, and
so you would make then three hundred as opposed to thirty.
I just don't know how it works. I don't know
why everybody does an options trade, like the access to
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it five figures, But it's not actual money. Basers like hey,
the like you would be in debt thirty two thousand dollars,
like you promise me it's your money, and I'm like, no,
it's not margins trading, it's my actual money I'm trading with.
I can make five thousand in a month again, War
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sand disc chip manufacturers. Something happened with the plant. I
don't even know. No, that's what it was. War affected
that too, And then a kid wrapping around a tree
and then having their cameras investigated Tesla. Outside of that,
it was phenomenal. I learned the power of options trading.
I just don't know why other people don't do it.
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Just get to a strike price. The damn strike price
doesn't even matter. It's like, if the stock goes up
two points, you make two hundred dollars. And guess what.
It opens at eight thirty am, blows up in about
ten minutes, and by nine o'clock coffee break, Kathy and
the sales floor bent over, the trash can dumping coffee
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in it or something. You already made two hundred dollars.
She hasn't even made her morning coffee. Oh the god, Kathy,
she's still she's still at square one. You're up two
hundred dollars. I mean, you can't beat it. Nobody knows
about it. I'm just glad I'm learning about it now
forty years old. I'm gonna do options trading for the
next forty years. I haven't lost the damn dollar I
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had access to make four grand. We didn't go to
damn war. Who knows that is gonna affect the stock market?
I go into the Let me, I'll tell you out
by reaction. Well, i'll tell you after the break. I
go in and I'm like, okay, let's go. Let's get
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on this Tesla tanks two hundred dollars. Well, what happened?
I get in the news. Some kid wrapped it around
the car. Here we go. I guess google news stories
about your stock before you buy the stock. So it
never recovered that day, and it basically has about two
days to recover. If it doesn't, you're gonna lose a
couple hundred in that case, a couple grand. And then
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sand disc just plummeted. Well, what do you know, let
me log on to CNN. Ah, we went to war
with Iran. Who knew was gonna affect every sector, industrials, technology,
pharm equipment. It affected everything. So I was like, oh, awesome.
So that's how it goes from you know, a learning
(24:42):
lesson of about two hundred three hundred a day, slowly
but surely, just truck it along and then yeah, we
go to war and you can lose the whole kitty
if you will. But yeah, this has been fun. I
said I was gonna do a podcast by myself. Eventually
I did it. There you go. You guys can shut up.
You guys can shut the cup up. I'm gonna try
and go through and bleep some of this stuff out.
(25:03):
Probably should, probably should. Also, if you guys, have you
gotta follow Big John Golf on Instagram? Is fog it up? Man?
Man enough to admit it, man enough to show at
all heart all fog dude is hilarious. He like gets
baked and drinks a shit ton of alcohol and goes
on runs. It motivates you to run, but at the
same time, it motivates you to eat a lot of food. Y'all,
(25:28):
this has been it. If you hated it, man, make
fun of me all over the Facebook. I finally did it,
so you guys can just shut up. Okay, It's like
you see Colin Cowherd, Man, I always thought I could
do a podcast by myself, legendary. Oh it's not that easy, man.
You gotta actually form analogies, opinions. I did a decent
job of it. I gotta go put in the commercial sales.
(25:53):
Keep this podcast to float. Otherwise none of these commercials
would have aired and we would have lost like ten dollars.
So you owe me, Owe me, You're lucky, lucky. I
did this, man. And also at the Master's final rant,
I'll do the final ramp. I'm off the recording. Stop. Okay, yeah, So, like, guys,
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get this like so the Masters, I mean, get these
fucking clowns out of here. I love McAfee, love him,
but get Mackie the out of the matt like McAfee drink,
Get him the out of the Masters. Get in the
Burt Kreischer's at the Masters. Get him the fuck out
of the Masters. Kelsey, get Kelsey sucking off of Pimento cheese,
the fuck out of the Masters. Like keep the pageant,
(26:37):
try of the Masters. Hell even got you got kept
fucking mounting Sims his chick man, keep them pageantry of
the Masters. You know, got the meta glasses and stuff. Guys,
get geting Pat McAfee out of the Masters. Let's keep
(26:58):
it the old rich folk nobody can get in. There's
a lottery. It's only through that. I mean, we would
never be able to go. We can't take Wednesday, Thursday,
Friday off. Sorry, you don't need to see Travis Kelcey
King without a phone, the guy that looks weird as
Get him the out of the Masters. Get this influencer.
Get these tic tackers out of the fucking Masters. Man.
(27:20):
I want to see a ninety year old lady that
owns property and she's able to get in, and you
know that never sold her property. I want to see
an old ass dude and dockers and a Master's hat.
I don't want to see this going Azalea over the
front of the cap. They're doing this new age type
hats and stuff in the pro shop. Get it the
fuck out of here. I want to see. I want
(27:43):
to see Masters the outline of the US with the
golf flag in Augusta. This is Zalia. Get across the
bill of the cap. Get it the fuck out of
the Masters. Man, you got Gator, get our boss. He
somehow had some loophole how he got to go. Man,
Come on, guys, I mean, what's next, dude? Sore losers
(28:06):
at the Masters Arnold at the Masters. Get him the
fuck out of the Masters. Keep it the rich dockers,
folks with tucked in shirts. You know, they got palm
pilots that are allowed. They are a CEO. They own
stock that I'm going to buy an option in and
want a ton of money. Hipsters. Get the tic tackers
(28:27):
out of the fucking Masters. Send their ass to Coachella.
Know what I'm saying. Get them out there. Man, the
guys with their tattoos and they got their shirtless and
they got a twenty four pack of bood lattes HLT
pants that are all like big ash, Get them the
out of the Masters. Get them to Coachella. They're over
(28:48):
there riding around golf carts and palm springs, getting faced,
going and watching a band high on edibles. Get them
out of the Masters Coachella. Man, you got all you got?
All the tick attackers are out there, all the dudes
that don't have jobs that are eventually going to try
and do some steroids, eventually be a semi fake CEO
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of a the brand that goes belly up. Get them
out of the Masters. Man fortune, five hundred company owners
at the Masters. Rich people, maybe you got lucky in
a lottery all I mean, if you're a gen Zer,
if you TikTok school, if you're at six seven, get
the fuck out of the Masters
Yo yo yo yo, yo, yo yo yo. Check out
my melody. I want to live goods or shit? I
say do Fox, Fox, I think it's good. I think
we could. Uh sis in here podcast is gonna be
just me. I'm the last remaining survivor. Everybody else died,
(00:26):
dud or guy dead, lunchbox dead. So do got some
topics if you guys want to hear what it something
the menu? My mom is a twin expert, Tristan is
on the injury list, all our friends moved away. Thoughts
(00:47):
on marriage, having money, Oh, that's from gambling, not saying
I'm rich. Thoughts on never wanting to be too rich. Okay,
that's same segment. Uh, different iteration The Masters this weekend.
It's kind of what I'm doing. How I didn't watch
(01:10):
The Masters for a while. My thoughts on Tiger. When
do parents realize if they're gonna get along with their kids,
the next generation is gonna dress blank? Who wins the Masters?
And lunchboxes pick? I got it from him, options trading
and my wife and golf. We gotta get to it
(01:33):
all right, We're gonna do it live. I am the
one two three sore loser. What up y'all. It is
Sison from Costa Rica Bali. Nobody else exists. I'm on
an island. It is just me. I always thought I
was gonna be calling cowherd be able to do a
show on my own. Learned really quickly. It's tough. It'll
(01:57):
be good though. Here we go. I gotta get going.
The timing on this thing is all screwed up. It
says sixty five right now. So no, I'm in a
new studio. I'm in Battleground. He's now part of the
podcast network, so I'm in his studio ten forty nine.
All right, I say thirty minutes because then they can
still plug in some commercials. I had to do this.
Did I say I could do a podcast on my own? Yes,
(02:18):
But I had to do this one just because we
got to play commercials and upper managements say, hey, you
guys haven't done a podcast all week. So I'm doing
it for the team. We got to get to what
it's on the menu. Oh did I even do the intro?
I didn't even intro myself. All right, we're gonna I'm
gonna do it live. I am the one two three
(02:40):
sore loser. What up? Be all? It is Sissor. I
moved on. I'm from the north. I'm in Alpha Male.
I live in the north side of Nashville with Baser,
my wife. We are married, we were engaged at one point,
but yeah, we live in the country two point three
three acres. Right now, they're working on the crops. We
got furt in the dirt. They mowed it. It's great,
got the shrubs, all heads, all, everything's perfect right now,
got it cut up for the summer. I think they're
(03:01):
actually gonna do some furt, not even furt, some pesticide
on the dandelions. Also a good song by La Langley.
It's out today, shameless Plug. So that's kind of what's
going on that. Even though the guy that does it
for me, he doesn't speak English. So I'm talking to
this guy in Costa Rica, Mike Slang from there, and
(03:22):
I'm trying to get a price on him. He won't
tell me how much it costs when he's coming. So
then he shows up. My wife's got the window open
and she's in the shower. Hey probably won't be any
sound effects in a new studio battleground aforementioned. All right,
So all this stuff, I'm almost of the mind that
if something sucks, I just move on. I don't even
(03:42):
end it, just keep going. But yeah, so my mom
she was saying this to Kevin, and then I sent
it to Kevin. Tell me I didn't delete that anyways.
Basically what it was Kevin, the guy that's also in
twenty five whistles his kids. One of them was, and
I believe the boy. The girl didn't. So that led
me to wonder, did I walk first? So I hit
(04:05):
up my mom and she goes, no, your brother walked first.
She goes, but you were verbal six months ahead of him.
That's wild. So maybe ask your parents today, if they're
still with us, just say, hey, who walked first? I
guess it only really applies if you're close in age
to another family member, or maybe if you were ahead
(04:26):
of your class. When it comes to your friends that
you brought over, will you're more verbal? Next segment Man
Next segmented. Tristan is on the injury list the Mary
Michigan damn bro And it's like it's cold. They just
had forty eight inches of snow two weeks ago and
they think they're gonna pitch and they got games this weekend.
(04:49):
He was coming down and did something with the groin
and he's on the DL so I think he's out
two to three weeks. So our prayers up. Love you
kid should be fine. But growing region not the same
thing as lunchbox. His lunches is testicular and boomers is groin.
(05:10):
Oh yeah, this is kind of sad. So all our
friends moving away with me and Beazer. First it was
Justin plants his dog in our yard and then moves
to Michigan. Bro, when you plant, that, isn't that some
sort of longevity whatsoever? But he just and he's gone.
I think he could be there for the foreseeable future
(05:30):
because he's got a job now. And it made it
sound like he had a house, and I'm just what,
you had a pile of money sitting around. He's bought
a house in Michigan, but lend's cheap there. Hey. Oh,
and so Justin moves away. Now we find out Heather,
our best friend, their kids come over our house. She's
moving away. She's going back to Louisiana, and it's like
(05:52):
all our best friends moved away. So we're in the market.
Next or Losers Convention Shameless Plug January fifteenth through the
Seventeenthville we're gonna be looking for best friends onto other things.
My thoughts on marriage, So everybody's got these big thoughts
and they always say, oh, it's so hard. It's not
that hard. My thing is, it's it brings such a
(06:14):
sense of calm. That's why you have to get married,
because then all of a sudden, there's no urge to
go to the titters, there's no urge to put down
twenty beers. Occasionally, it's just a sense of calm you need.
You go to the country and you're at peace. You
drive into your job, you're at peace. So all that
to say, oh, yeah, teamwork. That was my main point.
(06:38):
That it's the finances where hey, let's put our money
together and try and pave a driveway, try and actually
get a house. That happened after we got married. So
and it's also the hey, you're good at laundry. What
if I do dishes, you clean the floors and then
(06:58):
I make the beds. That that's also awesome. When you
get to teamwork. It like that. It doesn't happen when
you're just dating. And for the most part, it's the
same as when we were dating. But I want to
tell you, guys, get married. Just because of that. You're
on a team, then, is the best way I can
put it. I mean, do you want to join the
major leagues? You want to be in the NBA, you
(07:20):
want to be NBA DL like Lebron kid having money
to buy supplements. Took some notes here and some of
them are terrible. But no, no, no, so yeah, when
I was gambling, I never had that extra money. So
now I want to tell you guys the supplements I'm on.
I mean, I got collagen, I'm on nad nad, the glutathione.
(07:43):
All this stuff is great for you. I'm on the
keratin makes your skin look better, callagen too, and the
some of this gut stuff ALIGNE apparently puts like, I
don't know, microbes in your gut or something. I got
the daily allergy in my I got the daily allergy
in my nose. I have stuff for my hair. I
(08:05):
got the oral. Yeah, it's one of the orals. It's
the uh fanasticide oral monoxidyll do task to ride. So
it's that is why I'm so happy I don't gamble anymore.
I actually have money to make sure I live longer.
The hair thing that's not living longer. But the other
(08:27):
stuff really is. So if you're gonna stop gambling today
or tone it down, you'll actually have money for other things.
It's crazy, the oh thoughts of never wanted to be
too rich? This is pretty deep. So everybody always said,
you think that you want to be rich, But is
there anything better than going to the gas station, getting
(08:47):
a twelve pack and just going back to your house
and just doing nothing. Whereas if you're rich, you gotta
go to the steak dinners. You got you got friends
that are all rich. The thing I was smart with
with Billy. I don't know if this episode is gonna
be funny. Maybe it's just me just like on a diatribe.
I have no idea. But when Billy, Billy knew I
was never rich, Billy met me at my poorest and
(09:09):
I would So it's just like when I go out
with Billy Boom, he knows if we want, if we
want the dancers, the girls that ring the bottle correction,
that then he's paying for it. You know, me and
Baser will pay for barstool drinks. But he just knows
that going in and you want the extras, if that's
a Billy thing, stanchon. Guy, Hey, we gotta get these
stanchions up. Hey, Billy, I'm gonna put these stanchions up.
(09:32):
We gotta get you guys back. That's a billy thing,
whereas me and Bazer, you know, it's just there's nothing
better than just being like a little middle class to
lower class. Like who wants to get all dressed up
and go to steak every Friday night? I don't who
wants to have to get people amazing birthday presents because
(09:52):
you're rich. I don't think about this truck drivers. I
don't have the soundies. But you guys know what I'm saying.
They're in. This is something to be a just chilling
in that middle class. Who wants to be so rich
that you have to stay at this nice hotel where Hello, sir, welcome, Yes, Hello,
your room is ready? Hello? Would you like a warm towel? No? Dude,
(10:17):
I mean, what am I gonna do with that? Gough? Like,
what do I want with a warm towel? No? I
want to stay at just a middle of the road
hotel in Charleston where it's got a pool that's not dirty,
but you got like bartenders, got tattoos and they're slightly hungover.
I don't care for Hello, sir, would you like another champagne? No, man,
(10:41):
I'm just gonna take my twelfth Seltzer, and you know what,
you don't even gotta wait on me. I'll come up
there drunkenly, stumble up to the bar and grab it.
Like there's something to that. Truckers get me. Don't you
want to just pull up to a truck stop a
couple of lizards come out, or if you're a rich trucker,
you want to have to go to like you got
(11:04):
your chrome pipes, you gotta go get clean. You're driving
around a chrome truck. You ain't driving a chrome truck
into a lot lizard like only the middle class, lower
class truckers can go get the lot lizards. The rich ones. Man,
you gotta parking nice gas stations. You don't get jacked,
you don't get robbed. Man, you got somebody trying to
(11:26):
steal your chrome pipes. Moving on Masters lunch, says Xander's
gonna win it. I gotta kind of think of my
angle on that one. But this weekend for sure, watching
the Masters the whole time. But I tell Bazer that
and she goes, oh, well, yeah, we'll do Mexican tonight,
we'll do the Laguna Beach Reunion, and then we're gonna
go do brunch tomorrow. But I'm thinking to myself, she
(11:49):
hasn't even heard this yet. Does she not know? Masters
is four days straight from eight am till five pm.
I mean, if you start scheduling other stuff, then we're
not just watching the mass Masters this whole weekend, like Baser,
come on, come on the uh oh. And she said,
I said, Mexican food. Maybe that's another thing that Mexican
Food plays. Ain't gonna put on Masters. They put on football.
(12:14):
And then Birthday Sunday. Got my niece lover Claire, love her.
But then what I'm like, it's at four pm. That's
the absolute peak of the Masters. At four pm. It's
just like just not gonna work. How am I? How
is it a Master's weekend and it's viewed right now
as a Master's weekend? And I'm not watching the Masters
(12:36):
the entire weekend. It's just ah Man and then the
Master's talk. There's a little inside inside info Masters. I
didn't watch the Masters. I was in college. My dad
never once in eighteen years, said, hey heard some guys
at work talking about the Masters. I know, I'm way
too cheap to take you guys golf, and that's an
(12:58):
expensive sport. We go down to the baseball field with
a ball and a bat is free. Well listen, I
heard some guys at work talking at the mill and
they said that they watched this golf tournament that's called
the Masters. Like, why did he never once say that
in eighteen years? So yeah, I went to college, watched it,
and I was hooked. But it's just a pageantry of it.
All you sit, You're never gonna have a better nap
(13:19):
than when you're watching the Masters. Just birds, I tell
you what, Jim Nance, a butterfly just landed on my
n The Masters on CBS. Jim Nance here from Augusta, Maya.
There are a lot of dirty birds here and outside
(13:40):
of the confines, but worse safe indoors. That doesn't mean
tonight it it'll get wild. But as we speak now,
I'm hoping the hangover. Whar's off with my azalea. Jim Nance,
the Masters, It's just the most beautiful thing to take
a nap to. It really is, Tiger? Come on, come on, guys,
(14:05):
was he gonna like if he was gonna have the
only missing angle I haven't heard yet, so I want
to say it. If he was gonna play the Masters,
you're telling me March twenty seventh, twenty hit the fertilizer
truck and flipped it the ranger over on its side
of Jupiter Island. March twenty seventh, you're telling me Tiger
was had two benzos in his pocket a week and
(14:26):
a half out, so fed up that he was given
a Dui bro was And you're telling me he was
gonna play the Masters in a week and a half.
I mean, I started getting the Sunday scaries on Saturday
when I know I gotta face bones and the music
on Monday. And Tiger was gonna face the biggest golf
tournament with benzos still in the system, I mean, I
(14:51):
would have been having insane scaries, like there's just no
way he was ever gonna play in the Masters. That's
my take. When do parents realize this is my question,
when new parents realize they're not gonna get along with
their kids. See that's my fear. You have a kid
and all of a sudden, you know he's he's into painting.
I'm not into painting, you know, or it's a hey Dad,
(15:14):
I'm gonna I'm gonna just sit in my room all day.
It's like Boomer. I know I could get along with Boomer.
We played basketball together, Papa shot, We're golfing, we're doing
cold plunch, running together, video games two K. I know
I get along with Boomer, But how do you know
with your kid when you're if it's gonna if you're
gonna vibe with the kid. I wonder is it eight
(15:34):
nine ten? And then at that point that day when
you're not vibeing, it's like you go to the golf
course and the kid stays home playing with dolls, and
it's like, man, I'm just not gonna have that close
relationship with my kids. I wonder lunch is getting along
with this kid. So I'm wondering next year does he
do they start to kind of drift apart. It's one
of those. It's one it's as a non parent, I'm like,
(15:57):
what is that age when you're like, dang man, not
gonna get along with them. Man, we'll be close, but man,
it's not the same interest. Tell us tell us on
the Facebook, what is the age you found out the
next generation is gonna dress blank. What We'll take a break.
(16:18):
We'll take a break and we'll be back after this. See.
I don't even know how to tell time because this
stupid ass seking computer it tells time in like milliseconds
of a tenth of a quarter hour. How the am
I gonna tell lunchbox what the time is? All right,
(16:43):
we'll take a break, we will take a break, we'll
be back all right. Like I said, uh, this next generation,
you're gonna dress terribly. And there's no question they got
the slides on Boomer. We had an Easter service. Kid
wore a T shirt. I was in college. Dad's in
collar bazer dress. Mom wearing pink. Boomer in a T
(17:04):
shirt And it was okay that like because the the
generation the Jenny's couple before us, those Jennies had the
suits on. You know, women got the heels and the
skirts on. But like that we started started dressing started
to deteriorate. So now with Boomer generation, it's straight T
(17:24):
shirt and slides. It's gonna be bad. It's gonna it's
gonna be bad. I'm just warning you guys. So, okay,
who wins the master statistical sism? Pull it up again.
It's kind of already started. So it's not like I'm
totally going coldking it, but you gotta cut it off
(17:50):
at like even I would say, unless a guy gets
real hot like matsu Yama, Yeah, nobody's winning it below
matsu so Kepca's semi hottish, but it just so much
time off and he's with Sims and I mean her
and him are playing hanky panky. He's not winning that Spieth.
The frustrations are there. He's missing easy birdies. I say, no,
(18:15):
you gotta look to a guy like Rose hasn't been
hot and he's just sitting there in the wing. So
Lunch does chafle man that one dude, Robert McIntyre blew
up flipping the bird. I said it was Arnold not
posting a podcast and Lunch not doing it all week.
Arnold straight up Bird. McIntyre is ice cold. But you
(18:39):
can't go It's like Rory Bird. What so he hit Rory?
I don't get the career grand Slam? He won the
Masters last year? What does that mean? So I'm trying
to confused with that one. Burns guy hotter in Hell
Day is being sneaky good Day is sneaky good what
(19:00):
give me Rose or Lowry. Yeah, Reid's won it before
Rose Lowry or read pick one of those guys. That's
your statistical says. And even though there was no statistics involved. Wife,
has she given up on golf? Let's say this, let's
say this. I see I was kind of like filibustering
(19:23):
because I'm wondering, do I take a break? Do I
take a break? It's it's I think lunch goes farther.
So as my wife giving up on golf this weekend,
I'm gonna make a point. I'm not gonna bring it
up once it's up to her. And so that's when
I'll really know in my heart of hearts if she's
given up on it. So we'll see, we'll see, we'll
see she uh. I mean, she got the bag two
(19:47):
hundred dollars. She hasn't got the shoes yet, but I
believe she got the cocktail te's, She's probably got gloves
in the route Amazon FedEx. So I would say she's
about fifty percent giving up. I'm curious if she brings
it up this weekend being the Masters, if she wants
to play, we'll see. And last thing I got, guys,
(20:07):
And then I may just shoot from the hip. Is
options trading? Did I talk long enough for a break? Man?
This is tough without lunch. I forgot he actually has
a purpose. Man. But options trading. So everybody always says
stock you buy low, so high options trading you have
access with a small budget. I had a thousand dollars
(20:28):
Baser gave me, and she goes, jump on Fidelity, do
your things. She's like, I'm gonna expect it to be gone. Thanks,
really appreciate the confidence. So I got the thousand dollars
and we ran it up. We ran up to five K.
Let's not talk about going to war. And let's not
talk about Tesla like killing some kid wrapping around a
(20:49):
car and then they get investigated in their cameras and
the stock drop in twenty points. And let's not talk
about John Deere absolutely or no, it was sand Disc,
one of those disc manufacturers. Absolutely shit in the bed,
fucking goes down one hundred points. Let's just say went
down to one thousand. Portfolio went from five k to
(21:09):
one k, so it's literally back. Even so all that
to say this stock, like the options gives you access
to twenty thirty two thousand dollars, but you're not. It's
not actual money. Basers like is it margins? Are you
gonna be in the hole? No, se Yeah, That's why
I still don't understand how it exists. I have the
(21:31):
ability to play with thirty two thousand dollars where you
make two hundred three hundred or you can lose two
three hundred. It's almost like a magnifying glasses, a little
bit on steroids rocket fuel if you will so say
a stock, say uh, Tesla, is it three hundred and
sixty and it goes up thirty dollars. If you just
buy Tesla a one share, you're gonna make thirty dollars,
(21:54):
it goes up thirty you make thirty, Whereas if you
buy options, you're buying access to one hundred shares of it,
which I think will cost you around one thousand, and
so you would make then three hundred as opposed to thirty.
I just don't know how it works. I don't know
why everybody does an options trade, like the access to
(22:15):
it five figures, But it's not actual money. Basers like hey,
the like you would be in debt thirty two thousand dollars,
like you promise me it's your money, and I'm like, no,
it's not margins trading, it's my actual money I'm trading with.
I can make five thousand in a month again, War
(22:36):
sand disc chip manufacturers. Something happened with the plant. I
don't even know. No, that's what it was. War affected
that too, And then a kid wrapping around a tree
and then having their cameras investigated Tesla. Outside of that,
it was phenomenal. I learned the power of options trading.
I just don't know why other people don't do it.
(22:57):
Just get to a strike price. The damn strike price
doesn't even matter. It's like, if the stock goes up
two points, you make two hundred dollars. And guess what.
It opens at eight thirty am, blows up in about
ten minutes, and by nine o'clock coffee break, Kathy and
the sales floor bent over, the trash can dumping coffee
(23:17):
in it or something. You already made two hundred dollars.
She hasn't even made her morning coffee. Oh the god, Kathy,
she's still she's still at square one. You're up two
hundred dollars. I mean, you can't beat it. Nobody knows
about it. I'm just glad I'm learning about it now
forty years old. I'm gonna do options trading for the
next forty years. I haven't lost the damn dollar I
(23:38):
had access to make four grand. We didn't go to
damn war. Who knows that is gonna affect the stock market?
I go into the Let me, I'll tell you out
by reaction. Well, i'll tell you after the break. I
go in and I'm like, okay, let's go. Let's get
(23:58):
on this Tesla tanks two hundred dollars. Well, what happened?
I get in the news. Some kid wrapped it around
the car. Here we go. I guess google news stories
about your stock before you buy the stock. So it
never recovered that day, and it basically has about two
days to recover. If it doesn't, you're gonna lose a
couple hundred in that case, a couple grand. And then
(24:19):
sand disc just plummeted. Well, what do you know, let
me log on to CNN. Ah, we went to war
with Iran. Who knew was gonna affect every sector, industrials, technology,
pharm equipment. It affected everything. So I was like, oh, awesome.
So that's how it goes from you know, a learning
(24:42):
lesson of about two hundred three hundred a day, slowly
but surely, just truck it along and then yeah, we
go to war and you can lose the whole kitty
if you will. But yeah, this has been fun. I
said I was gonna do a podcast by myself. Eventually
I did it. There you go. You guys can shut up.
You guys can shut the cup up. I'm gonna try
and go through and bleep some of this stuff out.
(25:03):
Probably should, probably should. Also, if you guys, have you
gotta follow Big John Golf on Instagram? Is fog it up? Man?
Man enough to admit it, man enough to show at
all heart all fog dude is hilarious. He like gets
baked and drinks a shit ton of alcohol and goes
on runs. It motivates you to run, but at the
same time, it motivates you to eat a lot of food. Y'all,
(25:28):
this has been it. If you hated it, man, make
fun of me all over the Facebook. I finally did it,
so you guys can just shut up. Okay, It's like
you see Colin Cowherd, Man, I always thought I could
do a podcast by myself, legendary. Oh it's not that easy, man.
You gotta actually form analogies, opinions. I did a decent
job of it. I gotta go put in the commercial sales.
(25:53):
Keep this podcast to float. Otherwise none of these commercials
would have aired and we would have lost like ten dollars.
So you owe me, Owe me, You're lucky, lucky. I
did this, man. And also at the Master's final rant,
I'll do the final ramp. I'm off the recording. Stop. Okay, yeah, So, like, guys,
(26:14):
get this like so the Masters, I mean, get these
fucking clowns out of here. I love McAfee, love him,
but get Mackie the out of the matt like McAfee drink,
Get him the out of the Masters. Get in the
Burt Kreischer's at the Masters. Get him the fuck out
of the Masters. Kelsey, get Kelsey sucking off of Pimento cheese,
the fuck out of the Masters. Like keep the pageant,
(26:37):
try of the Masters. Hell even got you got kept
fucking mounting Sims his chick man, keep them pageantry of
the Masters. You know, got the meta glasses and stuff. Guys,
get geting Pat McAfee out of the Masters. Let's keep
(26:58):
it the old rich folk nobody can get in. There's
a lottery. It's only through that. I mean, we would
never be able to go. We can't take Wednesday, Thursday,
Friday off. Sorry, you don't need to see Travis Kelcey
King without a phone, the guy that looks weird as
Get him the out of the Masters. Get this influencer.
Get these tic tackers out of the fucking Masters. Man.
(27:20):
I want to see a ninety year old lady that
owns property and she's able to get in, and you
know that never sold her property. I want to see
an old ass dude and dockers and a Master's hat.
I don't want to see this going Azalea over the
front of the cap. They're doing this new age type
hats and stuff in the pro shop. Get it the
fuck out of here. I want to see. I want
(27:43):
to see Masters the outline of the US with the
golf flag in Augusta. This is Zalia. Get across the
bill of the cap. Get it the fuck out of
the Masters. Man, you got Gator, get our boss. He
somehow had some loophole how he got to go. Man,
Come on, guys, I mean, what's next, dude? Sore losers
(28:06):
at the Masters Arnold at the Masters. Get him the
fuck out of the Masters. Keep it the rich dockers,
folks with tucked in shirts. You know, they got palm
pilots that are allowed. They are a CEO. They own
stock that I'm going to buy an option in and
want a ton of money. Hipsters. Get the tic tackers
(28:27):
out of the fucking Masters. Send their ass to Coachella.
Know what I'm saying. Get them out there. Man, the
guys with their tattoos and they got their shirtless and
they got a twenty four pack of bood lattes HLT
pants that are all like big ash, Get them the
out of the Masters. Get them to Coachella. They're over
(28:48):
there riding around golf carts and palm springs, getting faced,
going and watching a band high on edibles. Get them
out of the Masters Coachella. Man, you got all you got?
All the tick attackers are out there, all the dudes
that don't have jobs that are eventually going to try
and do some steroids, eventually be a semi fake CEO
(29:10):
of a the brand that goes belly up. Get them
out of the Masters. Man fortune, five hundred company owners
at the Masters. Rich people, maybe you got lucky in
a lottery all I mean, if you're a gen Zer,
if you TikTok school, if you're at six seven, get
the fuck out of the Masters
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If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
The MeatEater Podcast
Building on the belief that a deeper understanding of the natural world enriches all of our lives, host Steven Rinella brings an in-depth and relevant look at all outdoor topics including hunting, fishing, nature, conservation, and wild foods. Filled with humor, irreverence, and things that will surprise the hell out of you, each episode welcomes a diverse group of guests who add their own expertise to the vast world of the outdoors. Part of The MeatEater Podcast Network.
Crime Junkie
Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by Audiochuck Media Company.