July 24, 2024 • 53 mins
In this episode we try to figure out why people are so pumped about EA SPORTS College Football 25 and Ray's big mistake with the game. Plus Justin's Birthday celebration is falling apart and Lunchbox had a bad Dad moment with his kids. We finish the episode by reading some emails from Sore Losers Nation.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Lovely man. It is lovely day. Man, is a lovely day.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Justin's birthday is in trouble.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Oh it's falling apart.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
It's all because of you too. Why not even that part.
It's now on Saturday, So.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Because the casino's on Saturday. Now, No, that stayed the same,
but brunch on Saturday. So Baser sends this out to
the group. His sister me, Justin, Hey, hey, so we
have a table for six at State side the time.
I want to make sure that we can do this
or Baser's gonna get charged within forty eight hours. If
you've tried to cancel, you still get charged one hundred
dollars or something. And so Angeline is a game time decision.
(00:41):
What do you guys think at ten thirty, because that's
the only time we could do the reservation. And then
his sister said, well, maybe we need to do a
pool on Saturday, or we need to push it back
just in case gambling goes late on Friday. And so
Baser sent options, We'll go to these Mexicans place on Broadway.
There's oh, this other one is midtown good spot, good spot.
(01:03):
And then we got oh, where you can play a
bunch of games? Got it that place? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Game terminal?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yes, I knew that's what the name was. And so
those are the three options. But Justin isn't responding. So
it went from organized boom casino lunch Angelina to brunch
a specific spot DJ ten thirty am to where are
we going to brunch? And who the hell's going to
the casino?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
It's easy. You have to stick with the ten thirty
State Side is the best brunch spot with the DJ,
the party. If you are trying to do it right,
do it right. It doesn't matter if you get back
at two am, uh from the casino. You're still gonna
wake up early enough that you're gonna want to start
nursing that hangover with some food and some drinks and
(01:52):
a DJ. So you stick to ten thirty. That's the plan.
If people don't show up, that's their fault. You show
up to the reservation at ten thirty and let's get
the party started.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Hi, I'll take a PDA light act like there's vodkin it. Thanks.
I'm a little hungover, but uh, I see what you're saying.
That is the banger of the spot.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
That's the banger of the spots. You don't want to
don't start switching up plans because what listen, that's the problem.
Too many cooks in the kitchen. If one cook chef,
if that chef made the decision, no other chefs can
The Sioux chefs can't come in and override that decision.
The decision was made. Roll with it. Let's move on
with our lives.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
But whoa, whoa, you can't roll with it. There were
cancelations you canceled.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
No, Angelina can't hold on. I was never a part
of brunch.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
You were a part of casino. You canceled.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I was never a confirmed participant in the casino. I
was a man. I would love to go to the casino,
but I can't go on that Friday.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah. Well that's what I tried to explain to Justin.
They think that we just have a podcast. You got
all kinds of time, I said, he has three kids
under three. He can't do shit.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Well, now that's inaccurate.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I can do some things, but it's actually two hours
to get to Evansville, two hours back. If we gamble
safe for two hours, that's six hours. You're gonna be gone.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
For I agree, and that's why I looked it up
and I saw that it was a two hour drive
and then if we're gone for five six hours then
two hours back. That's a lot on my wife's plate.
I couldn't do it. It's the last day of pre K.
I have to be there when he walks out of
that school. I discussed it again with my wife and
I was just like, I think it's probably important I'd
be there and she goes. I think it's a big deal.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
And I'm looking at a podcast standpoint. We need to
review the Evansville Casino. I've mentioned it enough. I need
to with my own two eyes see ballys. What are
the table games like? Is there some hot dice? Is
it ice cold? Is it colder than an ice down beer?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
How much are the drinks when you buy them? Because
I don't think they provide drinks. I think that's a
place where you have to purchase drinks. And I know
that you won't keep as many mental notes as I
usually do on a trip.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I'm the DD. I'll have more than enough mental notes.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
And I will good, you will have good storytelling, You'll
have good reaction from the birthday party.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
And then also Angelina. I don't know if she was
ever in on the casino. She canceled on that, and
then for brunch she said she's getting her windshield fixed
from eight to noon.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Oh that's the window.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
The termin X guy is gonna come. Who look at
this guy?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
No, it is you know that commercial you see It's
like they'll come to you. Yeah, save safe flight, save something.
I don't know where they bring a truck and they
fix your windshield. I don't know, but at four hour
windows rough she can leave her car, leave it out,
say just fix it. I'm at state side.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Hey, guys, I can't go. I'm getting my oil change.
I mean it's comparable.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
That's not a good sign for the relationship.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
So now I'm thinking, do I need to bring in
Dodd because he's hung out with Justin before. We need
some more roll. Dudes, Dude, I can't be me and
my wife and Justin and his sister celebrating his BJ.
Justin and BJ are friends exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
PJ needs to be on the list.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
That's what I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Bill needs to fly in.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Don't put it past him. He can't do flights. He
can't travel now with the divorce, you gotta lay low
in the In Texas, you can't get a divorce right away.
There's a two month cool off period, really yeah, where
they force you to just get a level head and
decide that that's truly what you want. So he's in
that right now.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
So he can't really and he can't be flashing hisself
on social media saying he's having a good time.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
He's not. He hasn't left his house.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Because then the judge will look at that as man,
that dude, he wasn't taking the cool off period of
time serious. So he extends it another two months.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I called him the other day. He hadn't left his
bedroom in eight hours. Oh, he said, there were nothing
but kleenexes wadded up.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
That's sad.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Let's start not from that. Oh my god, oh sad. Right,
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Oh not so sad, so lonely, my bad, Oh my mad.
That's my fault. That's my fault. Oh man, all right,
we gotta start this thing, Arnold, Here we go.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Okay, I said, if there was a famous quote from
the night before, but I didn't look on the internet.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Of course you didn't. You did it one time. You're
never going to look on the internet and find a
great quote, because that's how you roll. That is how
we roll. Let's start it.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I know it's Lebron saying that his son doesn't give
a shit about media.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
That was last week.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Still funny, famous quote. Okay, all right, we're gonna do
it lot we oh the one two three, so loser?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius. What up?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Donald? Just like Bronnie, I don't give a shit about
the meat. What up, y'all? It's says, and I'm from
the North. I'm an alpha male. The bed is ending.
I hate when I time it out like that. I
live on the North Side with Beazer right now. She
was a Broadway girl. I took her to the country.
We absolutely love it. A lot of the farmers and
ranchers have one hundred acres. We have two point two.
(07:17):
It seems to be closing in the more and more
I look at it, because I just talked to my
father in law and I said, Hey, this little triangle
at the edge of my property. I thought I saw
a steak I think we own that, and the mowers
aren't mowing it, Loki flex rich Rich it only costs
sixty dollars a month and so and so.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Then Phil something you can say that. Who's bill?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Phil? Father in law got it? Says, No, you don't
own that, dude. You only have two point two acres.
So this whole parcel land I thought was ours, that
the mowers just hadn't been mowing, isn't ours.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
So you're telling me someone could build another house there.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, and I have no ownership of it. Eminent domain. Man.
They're taking our land. They're not even paying us for it.
And I don't even own the property that's along the road.
Oh really, they can do whatever they want with it.
If they wanted to build the road a hold fourth lane,
they could do that. Oh so why do I mow it?
Let it grow? I told the mowers, I said, stand down,
(08:16):
they can mow that shit.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Hey, it's not our land. And we don't want to pay.
We don't want we don't want to do extra. We
don't want to pay you for that extra time. Can
we bumping down to fifty there's only two point two
acres now, all right?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Remember seven minutes we'll bleep that.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Okay. Uh, My question is, are we like I don't
know if I just missed the boat on this, if
I just don't understand it, if I am just way
out of touch, or maybe I'm just a loser.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Wo tugboat? Did you miss the tugboat?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
No? College Football? The the video game everybody is talking about.
Am I the only one that just doesn't play it?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Well? I have my own feelings on it. We can
go into that. It's a totally different tangent.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
No, No, I because I am just like I don't
understand it.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
It was popular in college. In high school, I understood, well, No,
I never see here's the thing you don't understand that.
I guess I never really played video games. I did
not play video games like the average person played video games.
I played it every once in a while fun.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I would throw the controller, I'd get mad, say the
game cheated, and I'd be done with it. I hated
losing to my brother. He was older, he was better
at video games, but we didn't have video games like.
We got a Nintendo when the Super Nintendo came out
because my sister's friend Jennifer gave us her old Nintendo.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Here you go, kid, just blow into this.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
So I never had a Super Nintendo. I never had
a Sega Genesis. I never I had none of that.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
What about PlayStation and Nintendo sixty four? Never had that,
so then that's where the game started.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
So I did buy a PlayStation like my senior year
of college because I wanted to play that Grand Theft Auto.
I bought Grand Theft Auto Vice City, and I played
it for about a month and a half and then
I was like, Okay, I'm over it, and I never
played it again.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Trap that hooker.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Like I got a Wii as a gift.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
We's great. We still never opened it, dude, it's awesome
for golf, volleyball, not that when I made that up,
baseball baser and me play them all you can.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
It still works.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
It's awesome.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
So why did they go away from the Wii if
it was so like they just stopped making games?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Right? Yeah, dude, we love WE so much ours When
it could put we went on eBay and bought another
guy's WE that he was selling because we enjoyed it
that much.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I still have mine at my house. Is the only
thing that's been open is because the kids found in
the cabinet and they brought the little the handle remote
thing controller and they carried around the house. Besides that,
the damn thing's never been open. So I just do
not understand the fascination with this game.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
That reminds me I got to hook up the Wei
at the new place. That golf game. We love man
hands down. It might be one of the best player
to player games you can play in real world.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Like we used to have Technoble like tournaments. But it's
just I am maybe I'm too old. I feel like
at some point you got to get over the game. Guys.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Who are the guys talking big about it?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Oh? Any on Facebook?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Name one person Austin bos Okay, somebody that I damn know, Ray,
my friend Jeremy. I don't.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
You don't know all the people I know, so I
can't tell you. But it's like, oh, you know what
I mean, Like, I'm that now the head coach of
Texas A and M and I be releading my troops
out into battle and I'm like what it's like, Yeah,
the game came out today, and I'm like, oh my god, Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
But who's somebody I know that you know? Bobby, thank you,
He's three years into his marriage, everything slows down. His
weekends slow down. Video games are a beautiful filler of time.
And this game that's a little nostalgic that was big
for me and high school. You guys in college stopped
being made, and now ten years later they're randomly reviving it,
(12:08):
giving it a little.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
They did the Boom, and they did the Shocker, the
de fubble there.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
And it has better graphics because now you can only
buy it on PlayStation five, so it's gonna be the
top line graphics. And you can do franchise mode, which
is very close to now, where you can pay players,
where you can get certain guys on your team. It's
very realistic. It's something you didn't have to you didn't
have in the previous version. I believe it's Dad's a
little not necessarily with bones, not a dad, but guys
(12:36):
in their forties a little bit of free time on
the weekends. They want that nostalgia. And you're gonna not
hear about it in three months, but it just all
came out.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I feel like it's gonna be you're gonna hear about
it for until the end of time, because aren't they
gonna come out with another game next year, the same
exact game.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yeah, have you heard Old Danny talk about it?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
I haven't texted him. I bet she's playing.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
That's what I'm saying. Data five. Of course he's gonna
be playing that. That's his only escape.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
But a Data five, when do you play well.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Out up early? It's one of those where you probably
he probably has to wake up at five, play it
for an hour, and that's when the kids start rocking.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I maybe I just don't understand the allure, Like.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Ye're here if you're into Fortnite, if you're in to
shoot them up. I'm not World of Warcraft, right, But
there's that group of people that are Bones. Isn't so
Bones needed that game? It was Madden, but it's been
Madden since we've been playing as adults for the past
ten years.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Boom NCAA football just something different for a guy that
plays video games. If you don't play video games, you're
not interested. This is just gonna be those guys that
are in their forties need something that's a little bit
of a filler. There you go.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I just look at it as how much time it
has to take up because you have to recruit players.
You have to do this. You have to do that.
You play seasons, you're in a league, you gotta go
on the recruiting trail that transfer portal. I do you
have to go out and sign and do you have
to go recruit a business to pay your players the
nil money? I don't know. I haven't dived and dove
(14:09):
into it. I am just amazed at how excited people
are over this video game.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Well here's the thing. Be careful guys too, Because I
bought it, and I have a PlayStation four. I don't
even have the mission. You bought Patible for it.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
So you have a PlayStation four.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Yeah, I can't play it. I have to have a
PlayStation five. So we've been on the horn with PlayStation
trying to get a seventy five dollars refund for five
days because they sold it to me. I got hard
sold and I don't even have the machine that's compatible,
and they can see in their system that I don't
have the PS five.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
What games do you play on your PlayStation four?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Only when Boomer comes to Town Basketball two K and
Madden Boomer or my other nephew, twelve year old. I
don't play it by myself.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
I would have to imagine that I would be terrible
at any of those games because I'm like Madden or
whatever you call two NBA two K because I never play.
Are you good when Boomer comes to town? Or does
he just wipe the flour with you? Because you have
you don't play? But once a year?
Speaker 2 (15:04):
According to Boomer, he hasn't played in a minute either.
We tied him and his friend won one. It was
me versus them too, and then I won one, so
we split.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
So interesting.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
But we played those games back in the day at
all those the same buttons.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
But what a move by PlayStation you make? It be
only compatible to the newest system, So not only are
you selling a game, you're selling a system with it.
Unless most people I don't know, is the PlayStation five
been out for a while, yeah, five hund zero. So
how much is the game?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Eighty baser? You can buy some damn deluxe version for
one hundred and fifty Bayser is about to buy Thank
god I didn't do that.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
That's the deluxe version. What do you get?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
I don't know. The player comes out and sits in
your living room and you talk sports.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
You have ai h Ray. I would not run that play.
I would run the hook and ladder. Oh thanks man,
hooking ladder, touchdown, dude, there you go, Ray, great jaw.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
But also the other change that's big. You can I
believe I don't have the game. I think the guy's
names are on it now. Back in the day, it
was just a player or no, no, it just said
a number. So you'd be like, oh, what was it?
What was I say Drew Brees because he was when
I was playing. Okay, fourteen, you'd be like, oh, fourteen,
that's Drew Brees. But you couldn't say it was Drew Brees, oh.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Because they weren't getting paid. Now they're getting paid.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
So I think it'll say Johnny Manziel. Well, it'll be
nowadays guys, so it'll be mill Row. It'll say Nico
Ima Maliava.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
It'll say who's the Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Guy, Nico imamlia Oh, that's him. Okay, It'll say Fiaffa
from Arizona. It'll say Nuttmeyer from LSU. It'll say.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Alabama. Mill Row, you already said that to say. It'll
say Manning from Texas. But he'll be standing on the
bench because he's not in us.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
They said they're gonna play yours and Manning, which isn't
good for futures. Heisman guys like me, Oh yeah, I'm
paying attention to that, but I just Carson Georgia, Georgia, Oregon.
Dylan Gabriel, Dylan Gabriel, Florida State. Yeah, DJ GOOONLII.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
He's at Florida State.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yeah, look out for the knowles.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Hold on, no, no, I have determined that DJ and Goolie
is not any good. He's still floating because he was
supposed to be the shit at Clemson. He was terrible,
so he transfers to Oregon State. He's supposed to be
the shit. At Oregon State, he was fine, So now
he think he's going to Florida State. He's gonna be
the shit again.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Well, acc is pretty weak. He's only got a couple
of tough games. They'll probably be in the top twelve.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Sort of like Cave Klubnick. At Clemson. He was supposed
to be the next coming of Jesus. He was supposed
to be the next Trevor Lawrence out of Westlake High School,
All world top quarterback recruit. He's awful. He's awful.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Yeah, he was one of the top guys top ten
easily for Heisman last year and did nothing nothing.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
I just yeah, that was my video game ran. I
just I felt like, maybe we're missing the boat because
everyone's talking about it, and I just never got into
video games. So I'm missing the boat and I'm.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Not the boat. Boat just pulled out.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Not understanding the hype. But that's okay. And when we
come back, I'm gonna talk about me being a bad dad.
And it's not because I was playing video games, obviously,
it's something else I did to my son. We'll be
right back after this. So my oldest turned six one
(18:36):
week ago today and Granny and Grandpa my mom and
dad got him a present. This rocket. It's like you
turn it on and then you hit this button to
launch it, and it has a little propeller on the
bottom goes and it goes like fifty to seventy five
feet in the air.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Kids, you two can go to the moon.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
And it says you read the reviews and one lady's like, oh,
rocket was great, except and it's like I bought one
and I launched it two times, got stuck in the
top of a tree. It's gonna happen next one. I
bought it got stuck in the roof. No more rocket,
(19:18):
that's the problem with the product. So I'm like, okay, kid,
we can't shoot it in the yard because it's gonna
go in the tree. We need to go to the
park where there's an open field. So we keep every
day like, oh, we're gonna go today, and then something
happens we didn't go. So finally I'm like, hey, man,
let's just shoot it in the backyard and he goes, Dad,
we can't do that. We got to shoot it in
(19:40):
the park.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
You use my own words against me, son.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Are you using logic that I told you to? Come
back at me? Cool? Probably smart? And I said no, Bud.
It took me like two hours to convince him that
it's not gonna get stuck in the tree. So we
go out there and he's like, all right, Dad, let's.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Do it the same tree that through your house.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
No, No, that tree's gone cut down. He shoots it up, but.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
His little brother's building right back up. Man four feet
tall now.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
And he great, do like five launches, no problem. One
almost lands on the roof because the wind. Then he
lets his younger brother do it, and Dad, not being
the smart guy, I didn't realize there was like a
launch pad that you could put with it so you
could set the rocket on it. I was having them
hold it in their hand, and then when the propeller
starts going, I just tell him to throw it up.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Same thing.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
I agree, more fun to hold it.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Well.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
The younger brother's holding it and he doesn't throw it
straight up. He throws it at an angle.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
It's all cock eyed.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Sh that's the house, top of the tree.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
That's mob's window.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
It's at the top of the tree. Ray.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Yeah, blame it on little brother, And I mean, well,
he's never gonna be an astronaut.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
No. No, six year old looks at me, not even not
even five seconds after we watch it. It stuck in the
top of the tree.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah, I don't want to be a hairdresser.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
He says, told you we should have gone too.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
The park got him.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
And I'm like yeah, and he immediately goes in mom, mom, dad,
got the rocket stuck in the tree.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
No, I didn't let me clear my name.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
And then the two year old's like, where's the my
trt my dirt. I'm like, budd, it's in the top
of the tree, that dirt. And I'm like I understand,
there's nothing I can do. It's in the top of
the tree.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Is it laterable? No? These are some tall red oaks.
You got. What do you live in the Sequoia National
Forest tree?
Speaker 1 (21:46):
It is probably I got a lot of terurists to
come by. Sixty feet in the.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Air, that's scalable. Is dad willing to scale the tree
shuck his way up?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Listen? I am not shuck my way up.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Sometimes you need to give up and chuck. I am not.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
It is not worth my life to somehow get up
sixty feet in the air on this tree for this
little rocket.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Is there ways to throw stuff at it?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
I threw some stuff up there and it hit the bros.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Broke the window to the family home.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Again and nothing. It didn't knock it down.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
So I'm hoping the worst part is getting something stuck
in the tree is what happens after because king kids
start throwing baseballs at it, it starts going everywhere.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Dude, we we we got a book.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Right now that's stuck, and we broke grandpa's garage window.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yeah, oh oh here, just throw your shoe up there,
like like one out here. So like my son got
a boomerang for his birthday from a batter's box. What
if everybody and we're trying to throw it up there,
you know, trying to throw it and uh, you know
that we're trying to learn how to throw the boomerang.
It gets stuck in a tree.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Boomerang is never boomerang.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
No, they never boomerang never never. And I'm like, here,
let me see your shoe. I'll throw in the tree,
I'll hit the boomerang. Shoe got stuck.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
So there's a shoe a boomerang in a round.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
This is before the rocky got stuck. This is like,
this is like this weekend tree. And so I'm like, damn, dude,
that was so stupid. And he goes dada, and I
was like, let me see your other shoe, and he goes, no,
we're gonna be like Floyd. I'm like Floyd. Who's Floyd?
And there's a book we read called Stuck. And Floyd
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throws a bunch of stuff trying to get his kite
out of the tree, and he's like, you're not throwing
my other shoe. It's gonna get stuck too. And so
then I was able to It was a littler tree,
so I was able to climb up and get the
shoe out, and then I got a football and hit
the boomerang. Good. But the stupid rocket, it's way up there.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
What about a storm A wins That's.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
What I need.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
The only problem is you don't want it to be
too indy r a well round two.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
And you know we don't want well you want to move.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
The tree enough to get the rocket out, but not
enough to break the tree into the family dining room
quarter correct.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
And I don't want it to be a rainstorm because
you have to charge the rocket. It's electronics, so if
it gets rained on, I'm worried it's gonna be fried anyway,
and it's not gonna work.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
It's fine if it falls in the moat.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
So I there is no moat, so I need the
wind to kind of loosen it up and knock it
down so we can hopefully come all the way down
to the ground. Because it shoots up and then the
nose come comes off and it has a parachute and
it floats down. That's what got stuck in the tree
is the parachute.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
That's pretty dope.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
It is awesome, dude.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
I may need to get it for the old youngest nephew.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
He would love it, Ami Anie. I wish I could
tell you what it was called, but it's just a
rocket with a parachute, and it is. It was really cool, right,
It's called red Rocket. No, that was Matt Bonner, but speaking,
I mean, you want to talk about getting stuff stuck
in a tree, It's called let's see here it is.
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I think this is it.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Ray. I'm gonna be real. You ever got your peeters
stuck in a tree?
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Rocket launcher for kids self launching motorized air rocket toy.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
All right, Henny's getting it for Christmas.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
It's thirty five ninety nine on Amazon.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Or his birthday, whichever comes first.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Anyway, you want to talk about getting stuff stuck in
the tree. Back in the day, Josh and I went
to go toilet paper chest Day's house and a toilet
paper roll got stuck in the tree. And you don't
ever want to waste a roll of toilet paper. Chess
Day had these really trees that were hard to toilet paper.
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I mean, the branches were so thick and like catchy,
and rolls got stuck, and so Josh takes his shoe
and throws it up there.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Dad comes home from work and his trees toilet paper.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
And I'm like, all right, dude, I'll just climb up
there and get it. I can. I can reach your shoe.
So I start climbing the tree, and Josh not seeing
me in the tree because it night, takes the metal sprinkler,
throws it in the tree and nails me right in
the head. But luckily we got the shoe down, didn't
get the toilet paper rolled down. Oh you mother, And
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that was that was one of my memories of getting
something stuck in the tree. And I don't know why,
out of all the things in my life that I've done,
do I remember going over to chess Day's house, to
toilet Paper's house and the shoe getting stuck the toilet
paper and him hitting me with the sprinkler. It's the
most random, dumb ass memory I have ever had.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Can't control your memories, just like you can't control your memories.
Your kids are gonna have. They're not gonna remember when
you took them to the soccer game and hugged them.
They're gonna remember the time he caught their rocket in
the tree.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
You're telling me they're not gonna remember me.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
They wll remember any of those damn moments at the
soccer game. They'll remember the most random crap. But when
you yelled at some homeless person in the street and
he threw his shoe at you. You know. The one
thing Boomer remembers. Tell me when we were at the
park across from my place downtown and I got a
fight with a homeless guy because the homeless guy was
drunk and he was whipping his shoes around his arm
and he let it go and it almost hit Baser
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and my sister and I got in his face and
started yelling at him. That's the one thing Boomer remembers.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
How old was Boomer?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
It was in twenty fifteen, so he was nine years ago.
He's six seven years old.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
See there you go that. Let me tell you my
oldest hunped away.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Remember when you got in a fight with the homeless person.
I got in his face all drunk. I was like
five beers deep, my six year old. How that almost
guy's doing.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
When he was like two and a half. My sister
in law, we call her Tea, came to town and
she was making him breakfast one morning and she was like,
you want a banana? Anyhay. Yeah, And so she got
the banana out.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Yeah, I am.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
And she sliced up the banana.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Beautiful. That's how a woman should do it.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Put it on the plate, or I'm gonna say, or
a man. And let me tell you about my son.
He lost it.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Why you cut my banana?
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Cut my banana. To this day, he will randomly say,
do you remember when tea cut my banana?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
If I'm over ever at your house for breakfast on
a Saturday and your wife's making his pancakes, I'm cutting
his banana.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Dude, he will I mean he he would lose it.
And am I it's crazy if a banana goes into
my banana, bro, all the kids, it's crazy. It's like, guys,
it doesn't matter, you're gonna eat it. And so now
I tried, like my two year old, but his banana breaks.
Now he's the only one that now it freaks out
of his banana breaks. I'm like, but by now you
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have two banana He's like, no, put it back together.
Put it back together, dude.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
When you're coming home from the supermarket with bananas, you
got him in bubble wrap.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Dude, you cut their peanut butter and jelly and app
instead of triangles. You got my sandwich wrong. What damn
difference does it make? Just eat the eppan sandwich.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
I hear them on that though. As a kid, you
don't want the habs. You want the triangles. They're easier
for the hands because the hands are smaller opposable thumbs.
I remember that as a kid, you don't like the
just two cuts. That one makes sense.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
I mean, I get it. But the thing they hang
their hat on the hills they decide to die on
the chopping of the banana is just crazy.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
What about yogurt or something? When you guys go to
your places trop hop, what if they cut bananas and
put it in their yoga?
Speaker 1 (29:37):
That's okay, it was It's just if he's gonna have
an individual it was an individual banana by itself. He
wants to on his plate full length.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
So like if I was to go to your place
at breakfast time, your whole family's eating full on bananas.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah. And now my oldest and my middle they like
it when I just line up with peanut butter on
top of the banana. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
They had a guyda kinky edie goes on.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
No, that's that's what they like.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
No, but I mean, do you not feel sexual lining
a banana with peanut butter? Uh?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
No, I never thought of it that way.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Honey, Let me decorate this cucumber.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Oh man? Then, also, have you.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Seen the video of the girl upstairs where she jacks
off the corn?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
What have you not? What are you talking?
Speaker 2 (30:37):
He's got like five million views on YouTube on Instagram.
The people of the work here. Yeah, midday mama, she
was playing with a corn. Yeah. So she takes the
butter and she puts it in her whole hand, and
she says, to disperse the butter properly instead of doing
a spoon or a fork or a brush. No, she didn't.
She says she'd been doing it since childhood. She takes
the corn on the cob and just wax it and
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that the butter is perfectly dispersed, and it blew up
on the internet. She's famous for its hold on, hold on,
She's famous for it. Zach was in on it too.
Zach was there, Ricky.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
This is recent. Yes, I'm amoded to look it up.
I had no idea.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
She goes, there's nothing weird about this, and she's just
sitting there giving the corn, a handy butter all over it.
She made it on Daily Mail.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
That's funny, but there's no way she didn't know. There's
no way. And it's sort of like my mother in
law one time she was visiting and she was walking
up the stairs and she kicked my oldest son in
the face. Like I said, he was maybe three. Still,
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we'll be on FaceTime to be like, DD, remember when
you kicked me in the face.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
All the things she's done.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
For all the things she's done for him, all the
cold things she's done. The one thing he remembers is
that day when he she kicked him in the face.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
And that's why you're kidding. I remember you there last
day at t ball first grade. He's gonna remember his
dad going to Evansville and winning the family money.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
That's a good point. We'll take a break. Hey, it's
Olympics time. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Yeah, we gotta get into it. It's gonna be tough
to bet though. USA is so much of a favorite.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
But they're not good. They barely win.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
But to win the gold, I think it's minus three thousand.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
And they do win the gold. That's huge, big, big, big,
big apps.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
You can almost bet on how many golds they can win?
Thirty nine every event your damn rooting for gold.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
There's five thousand events. Oh well, I mean because like swimming,
they have swimming fifty meter freestyle, fifty, one hundred meter freestyle,
one hundred and fifty freestyle, two hundred meter freestyle, two
hundred and fifty meters freestyle, three hundred meters. I mean,
they just go up by fifty until like a thousand meters.
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So there are ten thousand swimming events alone.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
And they now added breakdancing. So imagine if you bet
on the over thirty nine.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
You're come on, dance, bitch, Hey, do a headspin, do
do a kickflip, do up, do a do a do
a do a do the worm?
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Oh Usa to win that shit? The wop? Ah?
Speaker 1 (33:34):
What ass.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
CARDI b dance the wop? Dude. It's when they get
on the floor and they start banging their hand. Have
you seen that one? That's Oh my gosh, am I
the first one to think of that. Dude, we do
the wop, We're gonna win breakdancing.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
I don't think they that counts as breakdancing.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Ray does it turn the judges on?
Speaker 1 (33:52):
I don't know. How you judge that. Here's my problem.
That's what no is. Are these gonna be live? Are
they gonna already happen?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
No, it ain't gonna be live. It's the same damn
thing as Wimbledon. It's six hours ahead. It's the same
damn thing. Is it's European golf that's been happening for
the first month. Six hours ahead? Is it in Paris?
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Yeah, six hours ahead.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
It's not that hard.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
No, no, no oh. But if we're watching it, it could
be live.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Right, never'll be live? Never. I bet they don't show
it live.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
So I'm gonna have to stay off the internet all
day yet.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Twitter x will have it live scores. ESPN will probably
do live scores, but then anything on TV is recorded.
They're not gonna show it because they want the best
ratings at night.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
So at seven am on a Saturday, I can't watch
live Olympics.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
I'm gonna do a metal count in the glassroom on
the big show, and I'll just cover the metal count
every morning so you don't see it because then that
night you'll get caught up. Thank you, because we gotta
get to thirty nine. That's the only way to bet it.
You can't bet Usa. It's minus three thousand, but you
can make no money.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
But I did see the setup for beach volleyball, right,
I'm telling.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
You, susud Dan out for those little suckers playing basketball.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Hey have you seen the setup for beach volleyball?
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Dongs?
Speaker 1 (35:05):
No Eiffel tower in the background. I mean it is beautiful,
like they're the base of the Eiffel freaking tower.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Can you imagine that you playing your vacation and trying
to propose. Oh dude, just beach volleyballers.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Ah, you don't even think about it. You're just like, Oh,
let's book tickets the parent man, that's really expensive this
time of year.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
What's all this sand doing in my shoes? Man?
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Why? What's all these security gates in? Like barbed wire?
Like what I thought? Paris was supposed to beautiful? Oh
the Olympics? Oh that was so stupid. Why do we
come here during that?
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Oh? Those rings are beautiful? Oh damn it. Did you
see the wedding ring? No, I was talking about the
Olympic rings. Oh well I was about to propose. Oh
you just ruined the engagement.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Wait you saw the ring in my bag? No, look
at the rings out there the wait a ring in
your bag? Oh my god, Oh no, the rings on
the Oh Charlie, oh Charlie.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
You want that it picture of the Eiffel Tower. You
got nothing but rings in the background.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Got nothing but sand, volleyball chicks and bikinis.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Lauren Petrowski check from Austin. You remember her.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Yeah, no, it's not.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
She was proposing, but she went to go take some
it pictures of the Eiffel Tower. And I'm guessing it
is because of the Olympics. Some huge ass cranes they're doing. See,
so it was blocking the Eiffel Tower, That's.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
What I'm saying. Like that would suck if you went
to the Paris in the last few months.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Maybe.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
I don't know how long it takes to set up
for an Olympics. I figure a long time.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
I don't know. It takes us four years to build
a stadium. It took my father in all six months
to build a house. Hang up and listen a whole one.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
I in comparison to a stadium, How big is your house?
Speaker 2 (36:33):
No comparison. So it wasn't a good analogy.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
No, I like it. It's kind of cool, but yeah,
on a scale one to ten. I love the Olympics,
it's just hard when they're over there and I gotta
avoid spoilers all day. And the swimming, I do feel like,
is a little bit cheating when they have five thousand
different events and then the relays, and I mean, who
are good swimmers? I mean when Locked He's done, Phelps
has done, Missy Franklin's done, We who do?
Speaker 2 (36:57):
We have no idea there is some up come or
who even saw some clip of it?
Speaker 1 (37:03):
But Gabby d no, not Gabby Douglas, Gabby Barrett.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
I hope.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Simone Biles is back.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Dude. I was motivated though in college?
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Phelps was then Locked he was out of college. But Phelps, dude,
he motivated me to swim my apartment complex pool. I
started swimming every night and then, but it was when
I get done from Grande. I'd get done at nine
pm at night, so I'd go swim until ten. Did
that like two nights. Security I comes out to me,
He's like, dude, this pool closes every night, like stop
jumping the gate, stop swimming. I don't know. It was
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just me by myself. I mean there's no lights on, dude,
it's me swimming in the pool. He goes, I mean
the pool's closed, like we closed it at night. Pools
totally closing. I had my Olympic dreams, dude. He totally
bashed him. After two days, I was like, all right, shit,
I got nowhere to swim, all right? Man? Uh Ryan
locked you checking out? Peace out? That was it.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
That was the end of myw was in your Olympic dreams.
I used to think, man, I could I could run
in the Olympics, like I because I could win the mile,
you know what I mean. Like in middle school, I
was like, man, I could make the Olympics. I mean
the mile race was like against three other schools.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
But you can you win Boston Marathon, not win it.
If you finish in a certain time, you can qualify
for the Olympics.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
No, I understand. But like I thought in middle school,
because I could win the mile race against three other schools,
I was head of the Olympics. I didn't realize how
many people there were competing for the Olympics. Like, it's unbelievable, dude.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
I hated the what was I mile and a half mile?
I hated the mile so much, dude. I would sometimes
just hide out and the coach picked, what the fuck man?
Speaker 1 (38:32):
The mile just went off.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Oh my gosh, is that what the gun meant with
the he's I thought I heard him say mile two mile.
That was the one mile, dude, definitely out of ten meets.
I hid in the bathroom twice. And then after run
the mile. You didn't hear the guy with the bullhorn
said the mile? Are you kidding? Dude? I couldn't hear
from over here. They went out of the place miles
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the first race. I'm sorry, coach, It's all right, man,
come on, come over here.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
I'll never forget coach.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
I didn't even run the fucker. I was chilling on
the bus hide. None of the scene where my acting started.
I guess, no shit, they started the mile.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Dang, I thought it said five fifteen.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
I'm sorry, coach, coach a coach I had going to
fit out there representing my school bro.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
And they're on those day. Ray Slater to the start line,
Ray Slater to the start line.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
I mean just the look of my coach's face just appalled, like,
how fuck stupid are you? Kid?
Speaker 1 (39:33):
That's like one time and in high school soccer I
was on JV. I think it was my freshman year,
and for some reason, you get this whole routine where
you don't warm up in your jersey, like it becomes
a thing where you wear a T shirt before the game.
And I didn't start the game. So I'm sitting on
the sideline and he's like, hey, go check in for
a pigate and I was like, all right. He goes,
you're a little pig, and I started to jog to
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the center line to check in. I'm like, oh, damn boxers. No,
I just had my T shirt on. He goes, sit
back down.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
I'm like, oh, dick it around. Didn't even know you
didn't have the uniform on.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
No, because for some dumb reason, we become cool and
soccer and we don't warm up in our jersey. You
warm up in a T shirt and then you change
and you know you he did the starting line. We
don't one, two, three, Anderson and I go sit down.
I'm thinking, I didn't even think about it, dude.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
That happens in basketball all the time. That's why I
switched over to wrestling junior year in high school. Dude,
sophomore year, I rode the bench so hard when he
would throw me in the game I'd had my warm
out warm up pants on. I go check in with
my warm up pants on. Yeah, and they'd be like, hey,
take off your pants. WHOA sorry. I was over there
on that bench for like twenty minutes. My legs were numb. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
It's like one time in high school, the mile race
was about to come up and this guy that ran
the mile with me and then it was Michael Saberian
and he was talking to some other guys on the team,
like some football players, and he was talking about push
ups and he's like, I can do a hundred push ups.
I no, you can't. He's like, I can do a
hundred push ups. I mean we are talking twenty minutes
(41:00):
to the mile race, stupid, and he's like, I can
do one hundred push ups.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Let go do it.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
He drops down thirty forty fifty. He already won the
mind sixty seventy eighty, eighty one, eighty two.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
We're gonna do this all the way to one hundred.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Now. He got to ninety three and he dropped and
they're like, told you gonna do it, and then they're like,
all right, ten to report this over the mile.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Top is just gassed.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
He had to go run the mile, like literally, there's
no way. Within minutes of him dropping at ninety three,
and I mean them like they weren't like, oh, that
was impressive. They just sat there and let him go,
told you can do one hundred. I mean he came
up literally seven short and within minutes had to go
out and run the mile. I mean one of the
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funniest things that I remember from high school track, Like
why do I remember that? It's so stupid, but your
memories are your memories, and it is so weird that
I remember it to this day.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
And besides that, dicking around with push ups and also
hiding in the back of the bus. You don't have
to run the mile. The best thing about track, kids,
why you should always run it in middle of high school,
is you put up tents on the infield and that's
when you start to do the old kiss kiss with girls.
Did you guys not do that?
Speaker 1 (42:20):
No, we sat in the bleachers, man, bro.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
We got to put up full on Coleman tents in
the middle of the infield.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
I know, maybe they got those after I was in
high school because we just sat on the hot bleachers.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
So dude, it was in Michigan you're just basically banging
a chick. Oh, I got a race.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Sorry, I was playing seven minutes in heaven. Oh, hold on, coach, No.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
I was.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
You were definitely underneath the bleachers because it was so
freaking hot in Texas. And I mean I know that
some of the stadiums we had concrete under the bleachers,
and I'd just go lay down to sleep. I would
put a sweatshirt under my head and lay straight on
the concrete and fall asleep.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
I mean, look into that. Ask your code if you
guys go to Kabela's and gets tense before the track,
because if you do, it is awesome. You never miss
a meat dude trying to run a raige. You got
hickeys all over your neck.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
We'll take a break. We'll right back alight. Should we
read some emails?
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Oh? Why not?
Speaker 1 (43:23):
I mean, do you want to sing happy birthday? Since
to the Marrow is my birthday? And Justin's and Oscars
and Amy's.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Yeah, you guys call in sing happy birthday? All right?
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Lines are open?
Speaker 2 (43:37):
Go, No, all right?
Speaker 1 (43:39):
Cool? Let me see does it work?
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Turn on freaking script the whole recording trying to turn
it on. No, I don't even know how to do it.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Okay, great, let's go to the emails then, Mark, Can
I not even get a dial tone?
Speaker 2 (43:57):
That's brutal? Yeah, I don't know, dude.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Sorry, Okay, for God's sake, Saison, it's pronounced dozer, not
dozier or dozer. I'm a lube guy and do all
the maintenance on all kinds of tractors. It's been driving
me crazy. Love y'all, sore losers, Nation for Life. Dylan, Yep,
goff Man, what did you say a dozier?
Speaker 2 (44:22):
I said dozer. I guess it's not right. I don't know.
I don't know dozers. I just built a house six
months ago. I'm learning these terms from my father in
law and some other people are of Spanish speaking descent. Like,
I'm sorry, I don't know the exact pronunciation.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Okay, Coachers, is there an address to send a gift
that will get to you? Guys? Can't find a studio
address online? Sincerely, Cat Dick's cousin Stadium Baker. Yeah, there is, Yeah,
Broadway Way. Hey, coachers, hear me out. Let's do Coaches
Convention cruise for the next convention. You buy package for
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unlimited drinks and food. There are sports bars and the
casino is open until like four am. Once you're in
international waters. MSc cruises are very affordable, especially during the winter.
Single cabins with the food and drink package are around
eight hundred dollars for three to four night Caribbean cruise.
Who the has four night and well that's I guess
what we do. That would be a blast to have
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a bunch of coaches on a cruise together in the Caribbeans.
Think about it. I'm an MSc member and can look
up cruise dates for MLK weekend and get prices. If
y'all are interested, y'all bring the coaches. I'll bring the zappies.
Signed longtime listener Nick zip Zap Zappie.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Ah, nothing like an old ZAPPI. I'm gonna go ahead
and knock that one down. We have specific vacations. We
can never fit that into MLK weekend.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
It would be tough. And I worry about like I
am terrified of cruises because I'm scared to go out
where you can't see land, like I'm scared of like
if something happens on the ship. Also about going overboard.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Sorry and my two takes. Sorry, did you finish, No
go ahead.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
I'm just scared of overboard the casino.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
You can't get on the casino start gambling until it's
an hour and a half off ashore every time, and
you port three times. That's okay, I know it's fine,
but then there's times where the casino doesn't open until
three pm. I'm just telling you, if you're going there
to gamble, it is pretty specific on the times and
when you can gamble. The other thing is careful on
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the excursions. Me and Bazer got hard sold and taken
for our cash on one of them.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
Tell us more.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
We went to this baser what they do. They came
into us the night before and they go, hey, all inclusive.
It's an isolated beach. It's your own personalized beach. It's
an exclusive. What is like a beach private? It is
a private beach. Bro We went there. We rode a
shuttle with like twenty locals, sweating all over my ass,
and we get there. Dude, there's families running by. Little
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kid that looks like he's lived in Turks and Kico's
his whole life. I thought this beach was private. I
mean that kid looks like he's.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
Yeah, it's private to the people on that tour.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
No, no, bro, there's people running by. I mean there's
like a musclehead. I go, this dude like he's literally
a local walking on my private beach. I don't get it.
How can you use the word private when there's no
I mean, he's got the local tribal signs all over
his back and arm. That's not an American dude, Guys,
I thought the beach was private. Why is he on
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my beach? Who the heck is this guy?
Speaker 1 (47:34):
What up? Cultures? It's time for my annual email and
response to Ray's absurd jawing about how his team is
gonna suck. I've got news for Sison. If you're a
fan of a team, you go to bat for them,
and you roll with the changes. When the team addresses
their biggest weaknesses, you give them the benefit of the doubt,
and you hope for the best. A year ago, you
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were so high on the Jags because they had Calvin
Calvin real and now guess what, we have a receiving
corps around him that's even better, a sturdy zero line
at least on paper, and bright young offensive coach from
Cincy who knows how to get with the receivers. Get
the receivers open. Since Derek got hurt back in twenty
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twenty one, I haven't heard you say one positive thing
about your team, So I'm ready to throw the gotlin
down here on behalf of all Titans fans, grow a
pair and stand by our boys in blue. Renounce your
Titans fandom live on the next podcast. I'll be listening
for your answer either way. Thanks so much for the
great shows year after year, Forever grateful for Lunch's sports
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genius and all the last from both of you, sore
losers Nation for life. That's Jack Humphrey.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
Yeah, he went pretty hard. Who calls him Derek. I'm
pretty sure his name is King Henry. Thank you. And
second of all, my take is Titans finish three and
thirteen or fourteen? What is this? Eighteen?
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Yeah, seventeen games, but they're almost They're in talks to
have an eighteen game schedule.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
So I think they win one home game because it
was at bet you can bet for them to lose
every home game. The one they win is against the
Commanders late in the season. They start off, I mean
Bears Green Bay. It's a tough out of division schedule.
I get me in a Homer. I don't know. I
kind of feel like leave us, ain't it. I like
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the receiving corps. That's cute.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
Oh you got the Jets here?
Speaker 2 (49:27):
Yeah, and then throw the Bears in the mix.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
Oh you're at Bears. You got the Here are your
home games. Let's go over your home games.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
I've already done the math. No, Commanders are the only
ones that are beatable.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
Jets at home, Packers at home, Colts at home. Oh, no,
you got one. Patriots. Patriots are awful, Drake May, They're terrible.
You can win that game, no doubt. Vikings at home.
Commanders is on the road, right, yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
Oh maybe it was road games?
Speaker 1 (49:59):
Yeah yeah, okay, yeah, y'all think you're thinking road games. Okay,
road games. Let's go Titans at Bears. No wow, to
open the season, No, dude, the Bear.
Speaker 2 (50:11):
Of Williams, the one guy that catches all the balls,
Keenan Allen, Keenan Allen, and then the new guy from
Washington Kobeca.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
And here's the thing. There's a difference between being a
fan and being unrealistic. You can be a fan and say, hey,
we're gonna suck, Like if you're a Patriots fan, you
are sitting at home right now saying we are going
to suck. You can still love the Patriots, but you
have to be realistic. You don't want to be the
fan that says, oh my god, everything's rosy and wonderful.
That's not the truth in reality. As a fan, you
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have to separate it. Like I've always had no expectations
for the Bears, I've always been sad about football because
they're not supposed to be very good this year, I
am actually intrigued. So as Titans fan, I don't think
Ray has to renounce his fandom ship. He don't need
to jump off the Titans, you know, cheering squad. It's
just he's realistic they're going to suck.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
Listen, jackass Humphries. I think Vegas even has their own
for under around six. So I'm also just going along
with what Vegas, who is typically right, says as well.
And my point with that is this, I was at
a family barbecue pool and they thought the same as you,
Jackass Humphries. They all said, you're crazy receiving course good.
(51:25):
They think the Titans are gonna be decent. So I
guess I'm the minority I'm fine with I just don't
think they're gonna be that good. I can only hang
up and listen at this point.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
I just don't know how good Will Leavis is. You
met him, I didn't meet him, But how good is he?
I mean, I understand you have wide receivers, But in
Cincinnati the guy was working with Joe Burrow. He's working
with Will Levis? I mean, is Will Levis any good?
Speaker 2 (51:46):
Who knows what's our running backs name? Spear Chuck or
Tony Poller?
Speaker 1 (51:53):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (51:53):
I forgot we got him. Maybe we're gonna be decent.
We had him a new boyd I knew Calvin Ridley
and hop we got we got Pollard. I holy shit,
that's new to me.
Speaker 1 (52:14):
We might be he might be going to the super Bowl.
All right, I have a great Wednesday soccer tonight man
co ed soccer and a Big Brothers back. Get ready
for AI? I can't wait? Oh Man? All right? We
out of here.
Speaker 2 (52:29):
Yeah, I have no comment about AI. Man. That's scary, dude.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
Hey, but Jack Humphrey, Hey, jack ass Humphrey. He did
leave his phone number if you want to call him, dude.
Speaker 2 (52:38):
Yeah, he he worded that email.
Speaker 1 (52:40):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (52:41):
Like he's dating a Titan and.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
Maybe he just loves the Titans cheerleaders.
Speaker 2 (52:47):
Might not, might be a good squad.
Speaker 1 (52:49):
We are the Sword Losers at gmail dot com.
Speaker 2 (52:51):
Ray I always love the games around Halloween. They all
dress up in different things. Sexy cop.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
I like sexy cop I love it when they dress
up like this catwoman like the leather. That's pretty nice too.
Speaker 2 (53:06):
What about Superman the dude? Nope, nope, not rage you
see Batman
Speaker 1 (53:14):
H
Lovely man. It is lovely day. Man, is a lovely day.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Justin's birthday is in trouble.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Oh it's falling apart.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
It's all because of you too. Why not even that part.
It's now on Saturday, So.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Because the casino's on Saturday. Now, No, that stayed the same,
but brunch on Saturday. So Baser sends this out to
the group. His sister me, Justin, Hey, hey, so we
have a table for six at State side the time.
I want to make sure that we can do this
or Baser's gonna get charged within forty eight hours. If
you've tried to cancel, you still get charged one hundred
dollars or something. And so Angeline is a game time decision.
(00:41):
What do you guys think at ten thirty, because that's
the only time we could do the reservation. And then
his sister said, well, maybe we need to do a
pool on Saturday, or we need to push it back
just in case gambling goes late on Friday. And so
Baser sent options, We'll go to these Mexicans place on Broadway.
There's oh, this other one is midtown good spot, good spot.
(01:03):
And then we got oh, where you can play a
bunch of games? Got it that place? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Game terminal?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yes, I knew that's what the name was. And so
those are the three options. But Justin isn't responding. So
it went from organized boom casino lunch Angelina to brunch
a specific spot DJ ten thirty am to where are
we going to brunch? And who the hell's going to
the casino?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
It's easy. You have to stick with the ten thirty
State Side is the best brunch spot with the DJ,
the party. If you are trying to do it right,
do it right. It doesn't matter if you get back
at two am, uh from the casino. You're still gonna
wake up early enough that you're gonna want to start
nursing that hangover with some food and some drinks and
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a DJ. So you stick to ten thirty. That's the plan.
If people don't show up, that's their fault. You show
up to the reservation at ten thirty and let's get
the party started.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Hi, I'll take a PDA light act like there's vodkin it. Thanks.
I'm a little hungover, but uh, I see what you're saying.
That is the banger of the spot.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
That's the banger of the spots. You don't want to
don't start switching up plans because what listen, that's the problem.
Too many cooks in the kitchen. If one cook chef,
if that chef made the decision, no other chefs can
The Sioux chefs can't come in and override that decision.
The decision was made. Roll with it. Let's move on
with our lives.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
But whoa, whoa, you can't roll with it. There were
cancelations you canceled.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
No, Angelina can't hold on. I was never a part
of brunch.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
You were a part of casino. You canceled.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I was never a confirmed participant in the casino. I
was a man. I would love to go to the casino,
but I can't go on that Friday.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah. Well that's what I tried to explain to Justin.
They think that we just have a podcast. You got
all kinds of time, I said, he has three kids
under three. He can't do shit.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Well, now that's inaccurate.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I can do some things, but it's actually two hours
to get to Evansville, two hours back. If we gamble
safe for two hours, that's six hours. You're gonna be gone.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
For I agree, and that's why I looked it up
and I saw that it was a two hour drive
and then if we're gone for five six hours then
two hours back. That's a lot on my wife's plate.
I couldn't do it. It's the last day of pre K.
I have to be there when he walks out of
that school. I discussed it again with my wife and
I was just like, I think it's probably important I'd
be there and she goes. I think it's a big deal.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
And I'm looking at a podcast standpoint. We need to
review the Evansville Casino. I've mentioned it enough. I need
to with my own two eyes see ballys. What are
the table games like? Is there some hot dice? Is
it ice cold? Is it colder than an ice down beer?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
How much are the drinks when you buy them? Because
I don't think they provide drinks. I think that's a
place where you have to purchase drinks. And I know
that you won't keep as many mental notes as I
usually do on a trip.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I'm the DD. I'll have more than enough mental notes.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
And I will good, you will have good storytelling, You'll
have good reaction from the birthday party.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
And then also Angelina. I don't know if she was
ever in on the casino. She canceled on that, and
then for brunch she said she's getting her windshield fixed
from eight to noon.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Oh that's the window.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
The termin X guy is gonna come. Who look at
this guy?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
No, it is you know that commercial you see It's
like they'll come to you. Yeah, save safe flight, save something.
I don't know where they bring a truck and they
fix your windshield. I don't know, but at four hour
windows rough she can leave her car, leave it out,
say just fix it. I'm at state side.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Hey, guys, I can't go. I'm getting my oil change.
I mean it's comparable.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
That's not a good sign for the relationship.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
So now I'm thinking, do I need to bring in
Dodd because he's hung out with Justin before. We need
some more roll. Dudes, Dude, I can't be me and
my wife and Justin and his sister celebrating his BJ.
Justin and BJ are friends exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
PJ needs to be on the list.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
That's what I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Bill needs to fly in.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Don't put it past him. He can't do flights. He
can't travel now with the divorce, you gotta lay low
in the In Texas, you can't get a divorce right away.
There's a two month cool off period, really yeah, where
they force you to just get a level head and
decide that that's truly what you want. So he's in
that right now.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
So he can't really and he can't be flashing hisself
on social media saying he's having a good time.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
He's not. He hasn't left his house.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Because then the judge will look at that as man,
that dude, he wasn't taking the cool off period of
time serious. So he extends it another two months.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I called him the other day. He hadn't left his
bedroom in eight hours. Oh, he said, there were nothing
but kleenexes wadded up.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
That's sad.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Let's start not from that. Oh my god, oh sad. Right,
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Oh not so sad, so lonely, my bad, Oh my mad.
That's my fault. That's my fault. Oh man, all right,
we gotta start this thing, Arnold, Here we go.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Okay, I said, if there was a famous quote from
the night before, but I didn't look on the internet.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Of course you didn't. You did it one time. You're
never going to look on the internet and find a
great quote, because that's how you roll. That is how
we roll. Let's start it.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I know it's Lebron saying that his son doesn't give
a shit about media.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
That was last week.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Still funny, famous quote. Okay, all right, we're gonna do
it lot we oh the one two three, so loser?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius. What up?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Donald? Just like Bronnie, I don't give a shit about
the meat. What up, y'all? It's says, and I'm from
the North. I'm an alpha male. The bed is ending.
I hate when I time it out like that. I
live on the North Side with Beazer right now. She
was a Broadway girl. I took her to the country.
We absolutely love it. A lot of the farmers and
ranchers have one hundred acres. We have two point two.
(07:17):
It seems to be closing in the more and more
I look at it, because I just talked to my
father in law and I said, Hey, this little triangle
at the edge of my property. I thought I saw
a steak I think we own that, and the mowers
aren't mowing it, Loki flex rich Rich it only costs
sixty dollars a month and so and so.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Then Phil something you can say that. Who's bill?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Phil? Father in law got it? Says, No, you don't
own that, dude. You only have two point two acres.
So this whole parcel land I thought was ours, that
the mowers just hadn't been mowing, isn't ours.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
So you're telling me someone could build another house there.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, and I have no ownership of it. Eminent domain. Man.
They're taking our land. They're not even paying us for it.
And I don't even own the property that's along the road.
Oh really, they can do whatever they want with it.
If they wanted to build the road a hold fourth lane,
they could do that. Oh so why do I mow it?
Let it grow? I told the mowers, I said, stand down,
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they can mow that shit.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Hey, it's not our land. And we don't want to pay.
We don't want we don't want to do extra. We
don't want to pay you for that extra time. Can
we bumping down to fifty there's only two point two
acres now, all right?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Remember seven minutes we'll bleep that.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Okay. Uh, My question is, are we like I don't
know if I just missed the boat on this, if
I just don't understand it, if I am just way
out of touch, or maybe I'm just a loser.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Wo tugboat? Did you miss the tugboat?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
No? College Football? The the video game everybody is talking about.
Am I the only one that just doesn't play it?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Well? I have my own feelings on it. We can
go into that. It's a totally different tangent.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
No, No, I because I am just like I don't
understand it.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
It was popular in college. In high school, I understood, well, No,
I never see here's the thing you don't understand that.
I guess I never really played video games. I did
not play video games like the average person played video games.
I played it every once in a while fun.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I would throw the controller, I'd get mad, say the
game cheated, and I'd be done with it. I hated
losing to my brother. He was older, he was better
at video games, but we didn't have video games like.
We got a Nintendo when the Super Nintendo came out
because my sister's friend Jennifer gave us her old Nintendo.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Here you go, kid, just blow into this.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
So I never had a Super Nintendo. I never had
a Sega Genesis. I never I had none of that.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
What about PlayStation and Nintendo sixty four? Never had that,
so then that's where the game started.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
So I did buy a PlayStation like my senior year
of college because I wanted to play that Grand Theft Auto.
I bought Grand Theft Auto Vice City, and I played
it for about a month and a half and then
I was like, Okay, I'm over it, and I never
played it again.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Trap that hooker.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Like I got a Wii as a gift.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
We's great. We still never opened it, dude, it's awesome
for golf, volleyball, not that when I made that up,
baseball baser and me play them all you can.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
It still works.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
It's awesome.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
So why did they go away from the Wii if
it was so like they just stopped making games?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Right? Yeah, dude, we love WE so much ours When
it could put we went on eBay and bought another
guy's WE that he was selling because we enjoyed it
that much.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I still have mine at my house. Is the only
thing that's been open is because the kids found in
the cabinet and they brought the little the handle remote
thing controller and they carried around the house. Besides that,
the damn thing's never been open. So I just do
not understand the fascination with this game.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
That reminds me I got to hook up the Wei
at the new place. That golf game. We love man
hands down. It might be one of the best player
to player games you can play in real world.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Like we used to have Technoble like tournaments. But it's
just I am maybe I'm too old. I feel like
at some point you got to get over the game. Guys.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Who are the guys talking big about it?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Oh? Any on Facebook?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Name one person Austin bos Okay, somebody that I damn know, Ray,
my friend Jeremy. I don't.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
You don't know all the people I know, so I
can't tell you. But it's like, oh, you know what
I mean, Like, I'm that now the head coach of
Texas A and M and I be releading my troops
out into battle and I'm like what it's like, Yeah,
the game came out today, and I'm like, oh my god, Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
But who's somebody I know that you know? Bobby, thank you,
He's three years into his marriage, everything slows down. His
weekends slow down. Video games are a beautiful filler of time.
And this game that's a little nostalgic that was big
for me and high school. You guys in college stopped
being made, and now ten years later they're randomly reviving it,
(12:08):
giving it a little.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
They did the Boom, and they did the Shocker, the
de fubble there.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
And it has better graphics because now you can only
buy it on PlayStation five, so it's gonna be the
top line graphics. And you can do franchise mode, which
is very close to now, where you can pay players,
where you can get certain guys on your team. It's
very realistic. It's something you didn't have to you didn't
have in the previous version. I believe it's Dad's a
little not necessarily with bones, not a dad, but guys
(12:36):
in their forties a little bit of free time on
the weekends. They want that nostalgia. And you're gonna not
hear about it in three months, but it just all
came out.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I feel like it's gonna be you're gonna hear about
it for until the end of time, because aren't they
gonna come out with another game next year, the same
exact game.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yeah, have you heard Old Danny talk about it?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
I haven't texted him. I bet she's playing.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
That's what I'm saying. Data five. Of course he's gonna
be playing that. That's his only escape.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
But a Data five, when do you play well.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Out up early? It's one of those where you probably
he probably has to wake up at five, play it
for an hour, and that's when the kids start rocking.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I maybe I just don't understand the allure, Like.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Ye're here if you're into Fortnite, if you're in to
shoot them up. I'm not World of Warcraft, right, But
there's that group of people that are Bones. Isn't so
Bones needed that game? It was Madden, but it's been
Madden since we've been playing as adults for the past
ten years.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Boom NCAA football just something different for a guy that
plays video games. If you don't play video games, you're
not interested. This is just gonna be those guys that
are in their forties need something that's a little bit
of a filler. There you go.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I just look at it as how much time it
has to take up because you have to recruit players.
You have to do this. You have to do that.
You play seasons, you're in a league, you gotta go
on the recruiting trail that transfer portal. I do you
have to go out and sign and do you have
to go recruit a business to pay your players the
nil money? I don't know. I haven't dived and dove
(14:09):
into it. I am just amazed at how excited people
are over this video game.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Well here's the thing. Be careful guys too, Because I
bought it, and I have a PlayStation four. I don't
even have the mission. You bought Patible for it.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
So you have a PlayStation four.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Yeah, I can't play it. I have to have a
PlayStation five. So we've been on the horn with PlayStation
trying to get a seventy five dollars refund for five
days because they sold it to me. I got hard
sold and I don't even have the machine that's compatible,
and they can see in their system that I don't
have the PS five.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
What games do you play on your PlayStation four?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Only when Boomer comes to Town Basketball two K and
Madden Boomer or my other nephew, twelve year old. I
don't play it by myself.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
I would have to imagine that I would be terrible
at any of those games because I'm like Madden or
whatever you call two NBA two K because I never play.
Are you good when Boomer comes to town? Or does
he just wipe the flour with you? Because you have
you don't play? But once a year?
Speaker 2 (15:04):
According to Boomer, he hasn't played in a minute either.
We tied him and his friend won one. It was
me versus them too, and then I won one, so
we split.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
So interesting.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
But we played those games back in the day at
all those the same buttons.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
But what a move by PlayStation you make? It be
only compatible to the newest system, So not only are
you selling a game, you're selling a system with it.
Unless most people I don't know, is the PlayStation five
been out for a while, yeah, five hund zero. So
how much is the game?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Eighty baser? You can buy some damn deluxe version for
one hundred and fifty Bayser is about to buy Thank
god I didn't do that.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
That's the deluxe version. What do you get?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
I don't know. The player comes out and sits in
your living room and you talk sports.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
You have ai h Ray. I would not run that play.
I would run the hook and ladder. Oh thanks man,
hooking ladder, touchdown, dude, there you go, Ray, great jaw.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
But also the other change that's big. You can I
believe I don't have the game. I think the guy's
names are on it now. Back in the day, it
was just a player or no, no, it just said
a number. So you'd be like, oh, what was it?
What was I say Drew Brees because he was when
I was playing. Okay, fourteen, you'd be like, oh, fourteen,
that's Drew Brees. But you couldn't say it was Drew Brees, oh.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Because they weren't getting paid. Now they're getting paid.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
So I think it'll say Johnny Manziel. Well, it'll be
nowadays guys, so it'll be mill Row. It'll say Nico
Ima Maliava.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
It'll say who's the Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Guy, Nico imamlia Oh, that's him. Okay, It'll say Fiaffa
from Arizona. It'll say Nuttmeyer from LSU. It'll say.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Alabama. Mill Row, you already said that to say. It'll
say Manning from Texas. But he'll be standing on the
bench because he's not in us.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
They said they're gonna play yours and Manning, which isn't
good for futures. Heisman guys like me, Oh yeah, I'm
paying attention to that, but I just Carson Georgia, Georgia, Oregon.
Dylan Gabriel, Dylan Gabriel, Florida State. Yeah, DJ GOOONLII.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
He's at Florida State.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yeah, look out for the knowles.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Hold on, no, no, I have determined that DJ and Goolie
is not any good. He's still floating because he was
supposed to be the shit at Clemson. He was terrible,
so he transfers to Oregon State. He's supposed to be
the shit. At Oregon State, he was fine, So now
he think he's going to Florida State. He's gonna be
the shit again.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Well, acc is pretty weak. He's only got a couple
of tough games. They'll probably be in the top twelve.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Sort of like Cave Klubnick. At Clemson. He was supposed
to be the next coming of Jesus. He was supposed
to be the next Trevor Lawrence out of Westlake High School,
All world top quarterback recruit. He's awful. He's awful.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Yeah, he was one of the top guys top ten
easily for Heisman last year and did nothing nothing.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
I just yeah, that was my video game ran. I
just I felt like, maybe we're missing the boat because
everyone's talking about it, and I just never got into
video games. So I'm missing the boat and I'm.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Not the boat. Boat just pulled out.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Not understanding the hype. But that's okay. And when we
come back, I'm gonna talk about me being a bad dad.
And it's not because I was playing video games, obviously,
it's something else I did to my son. We'll be
right back after this. So my oldest turned six one
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week ago today and Granny and Grandpa my mom and
dad got him a present. This rocket. It's like you
turn it on and then you hit this button to
launch it, and it has a little propeller on the
bottom goes and it goes like fifty to seventy five
feet in the air.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Kids, you two can go to the moon.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
And it says you read the reviews and one lady's like, oh,
rocket was great, except and it's like I bought one
and I launched it two times, got stuck in the
top of a tree. It's gonna happen next one. I
bought it got stuck in the roof. No more rocket,
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that's the problem with the product. So I'm like, okay, kid,
we can't shoot it in the yard because it's gonna
go in the tree. We need to go to the
park where there's an open field. So we keep every
day like, oh, we're gonna go today, and then something
happens we didn't go. So finally I'm like, hey, man,
let's just shoot it in the backyard and he goes, Dad,
we can't do that. We got to shoot it in
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the park.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
You use my own words against me, son.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Are you using logic that I told you to? Come
back at me? Cool? Probably smart? And I said no, Bud.
It took me like two hours to convince him that
it's not gonna get stuck in the tree. So we
go out there and he's like, all right, Dad, let's.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Do it the same tree that through your house.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
No, No, that tree's gone cut down. He shoots it up, but.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
His little brother's building right back up. Man four feet
tall now.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
And he great, do like five launches, no problem. One
almost lands on the roof because the wind. Then he
lets his younger brother do it, and Dad, not being
the smart guy, I didn't realize there was like a
launch pad that you could put with it so you
could set the rocket on it. I was having them
hold it in their hand, and then when the propeller
starts going, I just tell him to throw it up.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Same thing.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
I agree, more fun to hold it.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Well.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
The younger brother's holding it and he doesn't throw it
straight up. He throws it at an angle.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
It's all cock eyed.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Sh that's the house, top of the tree.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
That's mob's window.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
It's at the top of the tree. Ray.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Yeah, blame it on little brother, And I mean, well,
he's never gonna be an astronaut.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
No. No, six year old looks at me, not even not
even five seconds after we watch it. It stuck in the
top of the tree.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah, I don't want to be a hairdresser.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
He says, told you we should have gone too.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
The park got him.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
And I'm like yeah, and he immediately goes in mom, mom, dad,
got the rocket stuck in the tree.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
No, I didn't let me clear my name.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
And then the two year old's like, where's the my
trt my dirt. I'm like, budd, it's in the top
of the tree, that dirt. And I'm like I understand,
there's nothing I can do. It's in the top of
the tree.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Is it laterable? No? These are some tall red oaks.
You got. What do you live in the Sequoia National
Forest tree?
Speaker 1 (21:46):
It is probably I got a lot of terurists to
come by. Sixty feet in the.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Air, that's scalable. Is dad willing to scale the tree
shuck his way up?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Listen? I am not shuck my way up.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Sometimes you need to give up and chuck. I am not.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
It is not worth my life to somehow get up
sixty feet in the air on this tree for this
little rocket.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Is there ways to throw stuff at it?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
I threw some stuff up there and it hit the bros.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Broke the window to the family home.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Again and nothing. It didn't knock it down.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
So I'm hoping the worst part is getting something stuck
in the tree is what happens after because king kids
start throwing baseballs at it, it starts going everywhere.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Dude, we we we got a book.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Right now that's stuck, and we broke grandpa's garage window.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yeah, oh oh here, just throw your shoe up there,
like like one out here. So like my son got
a boomerang for his birthday from a batter's box. What
if everybody and we're trying to throw it up there,
you know, trying to throw it and uh, you know
that we're trying to learn how to throw the boomerang.
It gets stuck in a tree.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Boomerang is never boomerang.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
No, they never boomerang never never. And I'm like, here,
let me see your shoe. I'll throw in the tree,
I'll hit the boomerang. Shoe got stuck.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
So there's a shoe a boomerang in a round.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
This is before the rocky got stuck. This is like,
this is like this weekend tree. And so I'm like, damn, dude,
that was so stupid. And he goes dada, and I
was like, let me see your other shoe, and he goes, no,
we're gonna be like Floyd. I'm like Floyd. Who's Floyd?
And there's a book we read called Stuck. And Floyd
(23:30):
throws a bunch of stuff trying to get his kite
out of the tree, and he's like, you're not throwing
my other shoe. It's gonna get stuck too. And so
then I was able to It was a littler tree,
so I was able to climb up and get the
shoe out, and then I got a football and hit
the boomerang. Good. But the stupid rocket, it's way up there.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
What about a storm A wins That's.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
What I need.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
The only problem is you don't want it to be
too indy r a well round two.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
And you know we don't want well you want to move.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
The tree enough to get the rocket out, but not
enough to break the tree into the family dining room
quarter correct.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
And I don't want it to be a rainstorm because
you have to charge the rocket. It's electronics, so if
it gets rained on, I'm worried it's gonna be fried anyway,
and it's not gonna work.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
It's fine if it falls in the moat.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
So I there is no moat, so I need the
wind to kind of loosen it up and knock it
down so we can hopefully come all the way down
to the ground. Because it shoots up and then the
nose come comes off and it has a parachute and
it floats down. That's what got stuck in the tree
is the parachute.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
That's pretty dope.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
It is awesome, dude.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
I may need to get it for the old youngest nephew.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
He would love it, Ami Anie. I wish I could
tell you what it was called, but it's just a
rocket with a parachute, and it is. It was really cool, right,
It's called red Rocket. No, that was Matt Bonner, but speaking,
I mean, you want to talk about getting stuff stuck
in a tree, It's called let's see here it is.
(25:03):
I think this is it.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Ray. I'm gonna be real. You ever got your peeters
stuck in a tree?
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Rocket launcher for kids self launching motorized air rocket toy.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
All right, Henny's getting it for Christmas.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
It's thirty five ninety nine on Amazon.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Or his birthday, whichever comes first.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Anyway, you want to talk about getting stuff stuck in
the tree. Back in the day, Josh and I went
to go toilet paper chest Day's house and a toilet
paper roll got stuck in the tree. And you don't
ever want to waste a roll of toilet paper. Chess
Day had these really trees that were hard to toilet paper.
(25:39):
I mean, the branches were so thick and like catchy,
and rolls got stuck, and so Josh takes his shoe
and throws it up there.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Dad comes home from work and his trees toilet paper.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
And I'm like, all right, dude, I'll just climb up
there and get it. I can. I can reach your shoe.
So I start climbing the tree, and Josh not seeing
me in the tree because it night, takes the metal sprinkler,
throws it in the tree and nails me right in
the head. But luckily we got the shoe down, didn't
get the toilet paper rolled down. Oh you mother, And
(26:12):
that was that was one of my memories of getting
something stuck in the tree. And I don't know why,
out of all the things in my life that I've done,
do I remember going over to chess Day's house, to
toilet Paper's house and the shoe getting stuck the toilet
paper and him hitting me with the sprinkler. It's the
most random, dumb ass memory I have ever had.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Can't control your memories, just like you can't control your memories.
Your kids are gonna have. They're not gonna remember when
you took them to the soccer game and hugged them.
They're gonna remember the time he caught their rocket in
the tree.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
You're telling me they're not gonna remember me.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
They wll remember any of those damn moments at the
soccer game. They'll remember the most random crap. But when
you yelled at some homeless person in the street and
he threw his shoe at you. You know. The one
thing Boomer remembers. Tell me when we were at the
park across from my place downtown and I got a
fight with a homeless guy because the homeless guy was
drunk and he was whipping his shoes around his arm
and he let it go and it almost hit Baser
(27:03):
and my sister and I got in his face and
started yelling at him. That's the one thing Boomer remembers.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
How old was Boomer?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
It was in twenty fifteen, so he was nine years ago.
He's six seven years old.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
See there you go that. Let me tell you my
oldest hunped away.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Remember when you got in a fight with the homeless person.
I got in his face all drunk. I was like
five beers deep, my six year old. How that almost
guy's doing.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
When he was like two and a half. My sister
in law, we call her Tea, came to town and
she was making him breakfast one morning and she was like,
you want a banana? Anyhay. Yeah, And so she got
the banana out.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Yeah, I am.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
And she sliced up the banana.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Beautiful. That's how a woman should do it.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Put it on the plate, or I'm gonna say, or
a man. And let me tell you about my son.
He lost it.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Why you cut my banana?
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Cut my banana. To this day, he will randomly say,
do you remember when tea cut my banana?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
If I'm over ever at your house for breakfast on
a Saturday and your wife's making his pancakes, I'm cutting
his banana.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Dude, he will I mean he he would lose it.
And am I it's crazy if a banana goes into
my banana, bro, all the kids, it's crazy. It's like, guys,
it doesn't matter, you're gonna eat it. And so now
I tried, like my two year old, but his banana breaks.
Now he's the only one that now it freaks out
of his banana breaks. I'm like, but by now you
(28:47):
have two banana He's like, no, put it back together.
Put it back together, dude.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
When you're coming home from the supermarket with bananas, you
got him in bubble wrap.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Dude, you cut their peanut butter and jelly and app
instead of triangles. You got my sandwich wrong. What damn
difference does it make? Just eat the eppan sandwich.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
I hear them on that though. As a kid, you
don't want the habs. You want the triangles. They're easier
for the hands because the hands are smaller opposable thumbs.
I remember that as a kid, you don't like the
just two cuts. That one makes sense.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
I mean, I get it. But the thing they hang
their hat on the hills they decide to die on
the chopping of the banana is just crazy.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
What about yogurt or something? When you guys go to
your places trop hop, what if they cut bananas and
put it in their yoga?
Speaker 1 (29:37):
That's okay, it was It's just if he's gonna have
an individual it was an individual banana by itself. He
wants to on his plate full length.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
So like if I was to go to your place
at breakfast time, your whole family's eating full on bananas.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah. And now my oldest and my middle they like
it when I just line up with peanut butter on
top of the banana. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
They had a guyda kinky edie goes on.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
No, that's that's what they like.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
No, but I mean, do you not feel sexual lining
a banana with peanut butter? Uh?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
No, I never thought of it that way.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Honey, Let me decorate this cucumber.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Oh man? Then, also, have you.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Seen the video of the girl upstairs where she jacks
off the corn?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
What have you not? What are you talking?
Speaker 2 (30:37):
He's got like five million views on YouTube on Instagram.
The people of the work here. Yeah, midday mama, she
was playing with a corn. Yeah. So she takes the
butter and she puts it in her whole hand, and
she says, to disperse the butter properly instead of doing
a spoon or a fork or a brush. No, she didn't.
She says she'd been doing it since childhood. She takes
the corn on the cob and just wax it and
(30:59):
that the butter is perfectly dispersed, and it blew up
on the internet. She's famous for its hold on, hold on,
She's famous for it. Zach was in on it too.
Zach was there, Ricky.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
This is recent. Yes, I'm amoded to look it up.
I had no idea.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
She goes, there's nothing weird about this, and she's just
sitting there giving the corn, a handy butter all over it.
She made it on Daily Mail.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
That's funny, but there's no way she didn't know. There's
no way. And it's sort of like my mother in
law one time she was visiting and she was walking
up the stairs and she kicked my oldest son in
the face. Like I said, he was maybe three. Still,
(31:54):
we'll be on FaceTime to be like, DD, remember when
you kicked me in the face.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
All the things she's done.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
For all the things she's done for him, all the
cold things she's done. The one thing he remembers is
that day when he she kicked him in the face.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
And that's why you're kidding. I remember you there last
day at t ball first grade. He's gonna remember his
dad going to Evansville and winning the family money.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
That's a good point. We'll take a break. Hey, it's
Olympics time. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Yeah, we gotta get into it. It's gonna be tough
to bet though. USA is so much of a favorite.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
But they're not good. They barely win.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
But to win the gold, I think it's minus three thousand.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
And they do win the gold. That's huge, big, big, big,
big apps.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
You can almost bet on how many golds they can win?
Thirty nine every event your damn rooting for gold.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
There's five thousand events. Oh well, I mean because like swimming,
they have swimming fifty meter freestyle, fifty, one hundred meter freestyle,
one hundred and fifty freestyle, two hundred meter freestyle, two
hundred and fifty meters freestyle, three hundred meters. I mean,
they just go up by fifty until like a thousand meters.
(33:08):
So there are ten thousand swimming events alone.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
And they now added breakdancing. So imagine if you bet
on the over thirty nine.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
You're come on, dance, bitch, Hey, do a headspin, do
do a kickflip, do up, do a do a do
a do a do the worm?
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Oh Usa to win that shit? The wop? Ah?
Speaker 1 (33:34):
What ass.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
CARDI b dance the wop? Dude. It's when they get
on the floor and they start banging their hand. Have
you seen that one? That's Oh my gosh, am I
the first one to think of that. Dude, we do
the wop, We're gonna win breakdancing.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
I don't think they that counts as breakdancing.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Ray does it turn the judges on?
Speaker 1 (33:52):
I don't know. How you judge that. Here's my problem.
That's what no is. Are these gonna be live? Are
they gonna already happen?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
No, it ain't gonna be live. It's the same damn
thing as Wimbledon. It's six hours ahead. It's the same
damn thing. Is it's European golf that's been happening for
the first month. Six hours ahead? Is it in Paris?
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Yeah, six hours ahead.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
It's not that hard.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
No, no, no oh. But if we're watching it, it could
be live.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Right, never'll be live? Never. I bet they don't show
it live.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
So I'm gonna have to stay off the internet all
day yet.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Twitter x will have it live scores. ESPN will probably
do live scores, but then anything on TV is recorded.
They're not gonna show it because they want the best
ratings at night.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
So at seven am on a Saturday, I can't watch
live Olympics.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
I'm gonna do a metal count in the glassroom on
the big show, and I'll just cover the metal count
every morning so you don't see it because then that
night you'll get caught up. Thank you, because we gotta
get to thirty nine. That's the only way to bet it.
You can't bet Usa. It's minus three thousand, but you
can make no money.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
But I did see the setup for beach volleyball, right,
I'm telling.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
You, susud Dan out for those little suckers playing basketball.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Hey have you seen the setup for beach volleyball?
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Dongs?
Speaker 1 (35:05):
No Eiffel tower in the background. I mean it is beautiful,
like they're the base of the Eiffel freaking tower.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Can you imagine that you playing your vacation and trying
to propose. Oh dude, just beach volleyballers.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Ah, you don't even think about it. You're just like, Oh,
let's book tickets the parent man, that's really expensive this
time of year.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
What's all this sand doing in my shoes? Man?
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Why? What's all these security gates in? Like barbed wire?
Like what I thought? Paris was supposed to beautiful? Oh
the Olympics? Oh that was so stupid. Why do we
come here during that?
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Oh? Those rings are beautiful? Oh damn it. Did you
see the wedding ring? No, I was talking about the
Olympic rings. Oh well I was about to propose. Oh
you just ruined the engagement.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Wait you saw the ring in my bag? No, look
at the rings out there the wait a ring in
your bag? Oh my god, Oh no, the rings on
the Oh Charlie, oh Charlie.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
You want that it picture of the Eiffel Tower. You
got nothing but rings in the background.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Got nothing but sand, volleyball chicks and bikinis.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Lauren Petrowski check from Austin. You remember her.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Yeah, no, it's not.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
She was proposing, but she went to go take some
it pictures of the Eiffel Tower. And I'm guessing it
is because of the Olympics. Some huge ass cranes they're doing. See,
so it was blocking the Eiffel Tower, That's.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
What I'm saying. Like that would suck if you went
to the Paris in the last few months.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Maybe.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
I don't know how long it takes to set up
for an Olympics. I figure a long time.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
I don't know. It takes us four years to build
a stadium. It took my father in all six months
to build a house. Hang up and listen a whole one.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
I in comparison to a stadium, How big is your house?
Speaker 2 (36:33):
No comparison. So it wasn't a good analogy.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
No, I like it. It's kind of cool, but yeah,
on a scale one to ten. I love the Olympics,
it's just hard when they're over there and I gotta
avoid spoilers all day. And the swimming, I do feel like,
is a little bit cheating when they have five thousand
different events and then the relays, and I mean, who
are good swimmers? I mean when Locked He's done, Phelps
has done, Missy Franklin's done, We who do?
Speaker 2 (36:57):
We have no idea there is some up come or
who even saw some clip of it?
Speaker 1 (37:03):
But Gabby d no, not Gabby Douglas, Gabby Barrett.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
I hope.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Simone Biles is back.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Dude. I was motivated though in college?
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Phelps was then Locked he was out of college. But Phelps, dude,
he motivated me to swim my apartment complex pool. I
started swimming every night and then, but it was when
I get done from Grande. I'd get done at nine
pm at night, so I'd go swim until ten. Did
that like two nights. Security I comes out to me,
He's like, dude, this pool closes every night, like stop
jumping the gate, stop swimming. I don't know. It was
(37:33):
just me by myself. I mean there's no lights on, dude,
it's me swimming in the pool. He goes, I mean
the pool's closed, like we closed it at night. Pools
totally closing. I had my Olympic dreams, dude. He totally
bashed him. After two days, I was like, all right, shit,
I got nowhere to swim, all right? Man? Uh Ryan
locked you checking out? Peace out? That was it.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
That was the end of myw was in your Olympic dreams.
I used to think, man, I could I could run
in the Olympics, like I because I could win the mile,
you know what I mean. Like in middle school, I
was like, man, I could make the Olympics. I mean
the mile race was like against three other schools.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
But you can you win Boston Marathon, not win it.
If you finish in a certain time, you can qualify
for the Olympics.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
No, I understand. But like I thought in middle school,
because I could win the mile race against three other schools,
I was head of the Olympics. I didn't realize how
many people there were competing for the Olympics. Like, it's unbelievable, dude.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
I hated the what was I mile and a half mile?
I hated the mile so much, dude. I would sometimes
just hide out and the coach picked, what the fuck man?
Speaker 1 (38:32):
The mile just went off.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Oh my gosh, is that what the gun meant with
the he's I thought I heard him say mile two mile.
That was the one mile, dude, definitely out of ten meets.
I hid in the bathroom twice. And then after run
the mile. You didn't hear the guy with the bullhorn
said the mile? Are you kidding? Dude? I couldn't hear
from over here. They went out of the place miles
(38:55):
the first race. I'm sorry, coach, It's all right, man,
come on, come over here.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
I'll never forget coach.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
I didn't even run the fucker. I was chilling on
the bus hide. None of the scene where my acting started.
I guess, no shit, they started the mile.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Dang, I thought it said five fifteen.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
I'm sorry, coach, coach a coach I had going to
fit out there representing my school bro.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
And they're on those day. Ray Slater to the start line,
Ray Slater to the start line.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
I mean just the look of my coach's face just appalled, like,
how fuck stupid are you? Kid?
Speaker 1 (39:33):
That's like one time and in high school soccer I
was on JV. I think it was my freshman year,
and for some reason, you get this whole routine where
you don't warm up in your jersey, like it becomes
a thing where you wear a T shirt before the game.
And I didn't start the game. So I'm sitting on
the sideline and he's like, hey, go check in for
a pigate and I was like, all right. He goes,
you're a little pig, and I started to jog to
(39:55):
the center line to check in. I'm like, oh, damn boxers. No,
I just had my T shirt on. He goes, sit
back down.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
I'm like, oh, dick it around. Didn't even know you
didn't have the uniform on.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
No, because for some dumb reason, we become cool and
soccer and we don't warm up in our jersey. You
warm up in a T shirt and then you change
and you know you he did the starting line. We
don't one, two, three, Anderson and I go sit down.
I'm thinking, I didn't even think about it, dude.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
That happens in basketball all the time. That's why I
switched over to wrestling junior year in high school. Dude,
sophomore year, I rode the bench so hard when he
would throw me in the game I'd had my warm
out warm up pants on. I go check in with
my warm up pants on. Yeah, and they'd be like, hey,
take off your pants. WHOA sorry. I was over there
on that bench for like twenty minutes. My legs were numb. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
It's like one time in high school, the mile race
was about to come up and this guy that ran
the mile with me and then it was Michael Saberian
and he was talking to some other guys on the team,
like some football players, and he was talking about push
ups and he's like, I can do a hundred push ups.
I no, you can't. He's like, I can do a
hundred push ups. I mean we are talking twenty minutes
(41:00):
to the mile race, stupid, and he's like, I can
do one hundred push ups.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Let go do it.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
He drops down thirty forty fifty. He already won the
mind sixty seventy eighty, eighty one, eighty two.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
We're gonna do this all the way to one hundred.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Now. He got to ninety three and he dropped and
they're like, told you gonna do it, and then they're like,
all right, ten to report this over the mile.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Top is just gassed.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
He had to go run the mile, like literally, there's
no way. Within minutes of him dropping at ninety three,
and I mean them like they weren't like, oh, that
was impressive. They just sat there and let him go,
told you can do one hundred. I mean he came
up literally seven short and within minutes had to go
out and run the mile. I mean one of the
(41:54):
funniest things that I remember from high school track, Like
why do I remember that? It's so stupid, but your
memories are your memories, and it is so weird that
I remember it to this day.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
And besides that, dicking around with push ups and also
hiding in the back of the bus. You don't have
to run the mile. The best thing about track, kids,
why you should always run it in middle of high school,
is you put up tents on the infield and that's
when you start to do the old kiss kiss with girls.
Did you guys not do that?
Speaker 1 (42:20):
No, we sat in the bleachers, man, bro.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
We got to put up full on Coleman tents in
the middle of the infield.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
I know, maybe they got those after I was in
high school because we just sat on the hot bleachers.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
So dude, it was in Michigan you're just basically banging
a chick. Oh, I got a race.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Sorry, I was playing seven minutes in heaven. Oh, hold on, coach, No.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
I was.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
You were definitely underneath the bleachers because it was so
freaking hot in Texas. And I mean I know that
some of the stadiums we had concrete under the bleachers,
and I'd just go lay down to sleep. I would
put a sweatshirt under my head and lay straight on
the concrete and fall asleep.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
I mean, look into that. Ask your code if you
guys go to Kabela's and gets tense before the track,
because if you do, it is awesome. You never miss
a meat dude trying to run a raige. You got
hickeys all over your neck.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
We'll take a break. We'll right back alight. Should we
read some emails?
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Oh? Why not?
Speaker 1 (43:23):
I mean, do you want to sing happy birthday? Since
to the Marrow is my birthday? And Justin's and Oscars
and Amy's.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Yeah, you guys call in sing happy birthday? All right?
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Lines are open?
Speaker 2 (43:37):
Go, No, all right?
Speaker 1 (43:39):
Cool? Let me see does it work?
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Turn on freaking script the whole recording trying to turn
it on. No, I don't even know how to do it.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Okay, great, let's go to the emails then, Mark, Can
I not even get a dial tone?
Speaker 2 (43:57):
That's brutal? Yeah, I don't know, dude.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Sorry, Okay, for God's sake, Saison, it's pronounced dozer, not
dozier or dozer. I'm a lube guy and do all
the maintenance on all kinds of tractors. It's been driving
me crazy. Love y'all, sore losers, Nation for Life. Dylan, Yep,
goff Man, what did you say a dozier?
Speaker 2 (44:22):
I said dozer. I guess it's not right. I don't know.
I don't know dozers. I just built a house six
months ago. I'm learning these terms from my father in
law and some other people are of Spanish speaking descent. Like,
I'm sorry, I don't know the exact pronunciation.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Okay, Coachers, is there an address to send a gift
that will get to you? Guys? Can't find a studio
address online? Sincerely, Cat Dick's cousin Stadium Baker. Yeah, there is, Yeah,
Broadway Way. Hey, coachers, hear me out. Let's do Coaches
Convention cruise for the next convention. You buy package for
(45:00):
unlimited drinks and food. There are sports bars and the
casino is open until like four am. Once you're in
international waters. MSc cruises are very affordable, especially during the winter.
Single cabins with the food and drink package are around
eight hundred dollars for three to four night Caribbean cruise.
Who the has four night and well that's I guess
what we do. That would be a blast to have
(45:22):
a bunch of coaches on a cruise together in the Caribbeans.
Think about it. I'm an MSc member and can look
up cruise dates for MLK weekend and get prices. If
y'all are interested, y'all bring the coaches. I'll bring the zappies.
Signed longtime listener Nick zip Zap Zappie.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Ah, nothing like an old ZAPPI. I'm gonna go ahead
and knock that one down. We have specific vacations. We
can never fit that into MLK weekend.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
It would be tough. And I worry about like I
am terrified of cruises because I'm scared to go out
where you can't see land, like I'm scared of like
if something happens on the ship. Also about going overboard.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Sorry and my two takes. Sorry, did you finish, No
go ahead.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
I'm just scared of overboard the casino.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
You can't get on the casino start gambling until it's
an hour and a half off ashore every time, and
you port three times. That's okay, I know it's fine,
but then there's times where the casino doesn't open until
three pm. I'm just telling you, if you're going there
to gamble, it is pretty specific on the times and
when you can gamble. The other thing is careful on
(46:30):
the excursions. Me and Bazer got hard sold and taken
for our cash on one of them.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
Tell us more.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
We went to this baser what they do. They came
into us the night before and they go, hey, all inclusive.
It's an isolated beach. It's your own personalized beach. It's
an exclusive. What is like a beach private? It is
a private beach. Bro We went there. We rode a
shuttle with like twenty locals, sweating all over my ass,
and we get there. Dude, there's families running by. Little
(47:00):
kid that looks like he's lived in Turks and Kico's
his whole life. I thought this beach was private. I
mean that kid looks like he's.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
Yeah, it's private to the people on that tour.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
No, no, bro, there's people running by. I mean there's
like a musclehead. I go, this dude like he's literally
a local walking on my private beach. I don't get it.
How can you use the word private when there's no
I mean, he's got the local tribal signs all over
his back and arm. That's not an American dude, Guys,
I thought the beach was private. Why is he on
(47:28):
my beach? Who the heck is this guy?
Speaker 1 (47:34):
What up? Cultures? It's time for my annual email and
response to Ray's absurd jawing about how his team is
gonna suck. I've got news for Sison. If you're a
fan of a team, you go to bat for them,
and you roll with the changes. When the team addresses
their biggest weaknesses, you give them the benefit of the doubt,
and you hope for the best. A year ago, you
(47:56):
were so high on the Jags because they had Calvin
Calvin real and now guess what, we have a receiving
corps around him that's even better, a sturdy zero line
at least on paper, and bright young offensive coach from
Cincy who knows how to get with the receivers. Get
the receivers open. Since Derek got hurt back in twenty
(48:17):
twenty one, I haven't heard you say one positive thing
about your team, So I'm ready to throw the gotlin
down here on behalf of all Titans fans, grow a
pair and stand by our boys in blue. Renounce your
Titans fandom live on the next podcast. I'll be listening
for your answer either way. Thanks so much for the
great shows year after year, Forever grateful for Lunch's sports
(48:39):
genius and all the last from both of you, sore
losers Nation for life. That's Jack Humphrey.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
Yeah, he went pretty hard. Who calls him Derek. I'm
pretty sure his name is King Henry. Thank you. And
second of all, my take is Titans finish three and
thirteen or fourteen? What is this? Eighteen?
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Yeah, seventeen games, but they're almost They're in talks to
have an eighteen game schedule.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
So I think they win one home game because it
was at bet you can bet for them to lose
every home game. The one they win is against the
Commanders late in the season. They start off, I mean
Bears Green Bay. It's a tough out of division schedule.
I get me in a Homer. I don't know. I
kind of feel like leave us, ain't it. I like
(49:24):
the receiving corps. That's cute.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
Oh you got the Jets here?
Speaker 2 (49:27):
Yeah, and then throw the Bears in the mix.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
Oh you're at Bears. You got the Here are your
home games. Let's go over your home games.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
I've already done the math. No, Commanders are the only
ones that are beatable.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
Jets at home, Packers at home, Colts at home. Oh, no,
you got one. Patriots. Patriots are awful, Drake May, They're terrible.
You can win that game, no doubt. Vikings at home.
Commanders is on the road, right, yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
Oh maybe it was road games?
Speaker 1 (49:59):
Yeah yeah, okay, yeah, y'all think you're thinking road games. Okay,
road games. Let's go Titans at Bears. No wow, to
open the season, No, dude, the Bear.
Speaker 2 (50:11):
Of Williams, the one guy that catches all the balls,
Keenan Allen, Keenan Allen, and then the new guy from
Washington Kobeca.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
And here's the thing. There's a difference between being a
fan and being unrealistic. You can be a fan and say, hey,
we're gonna suck, Like if you're a Patriots fan, you
are sitting at home right now saying we are going
to suck. You can still love the Patriots, but you
have to be realistic. You don't want to be the
fan that says, oh my god, everything's rosy and wonderful.
That's not the truth in reality. As a fan, you
(50:43):
have to separate it. Like I've always had no expectations
for the Bears, I've always been sad about football because
they're not supposed to be very good this year, I
am actually intrigued. So as Titans fan, I don't think
Ray has to renounce his fandom ship. He don't need
to jump off the Titans, you know, cheering squad. It's
just he's realistic they're going to suck.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
Listen, jackass Humphries. I think Vegas even has their own
for under around six. So I'm also just going along
with what Vegas, who is typically right, says as well.
And my point with that is this, I was at
a family barbecue pool and they thought the same as you,
Jackass Humphries. They all said, you're crazy receiving course good.
(51:25):
They think the Titans are gonna be decent. So I
guess I'm the minority I'm fine with I just don't
think they're gonna be that good. I can only hang
up and listen at this point.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
I just don't know how good Will Leavis is. You
met him, I didn't meet him, But how good is he?
I mean, I understand you have wide receivers, But in
Cincinnati the guy was working with Joe Burrow. He's working
with Will Levis? I mean, is Will Levis any good?
Speaker 2 (51:46):
Who knows what's our running backs name? Spear Chuck or
Tony Poller?
Speaker 1 (51:53):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (51:53):
I forgot we got him. Maybe we're gonna be decent.
We had him a new boyd I knew Calvin Ridley
and hop we got we got Pollard. I holy shit,
that's new to me.
Speaker 1 (52:14):
We might be he might be going to the super Bowl.
All right, I have a great Wednesday soccer tonight man
co ed soccer and a Big Brothers back. Get ready
for AI? I can't wait? Oh Man? All right? We
out of here.
Speaker 2 (52:29):
Yeah, I have no comment about AI. Man. That's scary, dude.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
Hey, but Jack Humphrey, Hey, jack ass Humphrey. He did
leave his phone number if you want to call him, dude.
Speaker 2 (52:38):
Yeah, he he worded that email.
Speaker 1 (52:40):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (52:41):
Like he's dating a Titan and.
Speaker 1 (52:44):
Maybe he just loves the Titans cheerleaders.
Speaker 2 (52:47):
Might not, might be a good squad.
Speaker 1 (52:49):
We are the Sword Losers at gmail dot com.
Speaker 2 (52:51):
Ray I always love the games around Halloween. They all
dress up in different things. Sexy cop.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
I like sexy cop I love it when they dress
up like this catwoman like the leather. That's pretty nice too.
Speaker 2 (53:06):
What about Superman the dude? Nope, nope, not rage you
see Batman
Speaker 1 (53:14):
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