June 29, 2026 • 41 mins
Lunchbox found the greatest deal for $10 that will keep the kids entertained for hours when you're stuck inside on a rainy day. Ray learns a life lesson when it comes to getting a beer at the stadium and being stuck in line for a long time. Also we want to shout out the new dude in the building for being outstanding at his job. When you lose someone you always wonder will the new person be better but this time the new person is a lot better.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Are people enjoying when we have the professional intro opening?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Yeah, they really are. I've got a lot of good feedback.
I saw one post that said Ray is right, we
enjoy an opening and a close.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
So welcome in the convention. Three months away.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Sore Losers Convention in Nashville, Tennessee, brought to you by
our presenting sponsor.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Freeland Chevrolet.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I mean we're like, what a week away from a
couple of days away.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
From on sale?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, on sale, on sale. Have we talked to the
one boss about music? Uh?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Well, and Emily mckibbon I saw you know, she is
a member of the Nation. She is moving to Nashville,
So if you guys need a place to stay, you
can find her on the Facebook group Emily mckibbon. She's
gonna be living in Nashville, moving from across the country.
And she said any losers are welcome to stay in
her backyard.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
We got a backyard as well. Two point three three
three three acres coach. We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah, We're gonna do it live. We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Woo oh the one two three Sore Losers, What up, everybody?
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Y'all had sis in. I'm from the North. I'm an
outfa male.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I live on the north side of Nashville with Baser,
my wife two point three acres. As aforementioned, we got
two kids at Vanderbilt. There's still eggs. They've not been
fertilized yet, and then once they are, they turn into
an embryo. Sounds good, and then you place that into
a surrogate and that's how you have a kid. So
wife got her uterus removed. Also are fallopian tubes, so
she's unable to have children. So that's why they're freezing
(01:44):
right now at Vanderbilt. Justin's supposed to be checking on them.
They're probably defrosting. Coach over to you, but I think
you're gonna send it right back.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Over to me. Back over to you, man. Yeah, you
said you had you had the lead.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I do, and boy do I You're ready for a
Monday type story wherever this day may fall. Yeah, okay,
So in the kitchen, we have the dawn stuff for
your hands when you want to wash your hands, right, No,
dawn is for that is for uh dishes, right, But
I've found you can wash your hands. It says it's
(02:18):
good for ducks and oil. Why can it not be
good for your hands?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Interesting? I never thought.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I always thought that dish soap only goes on dishes
and you had to have separate soap for your hands.
But it would make sense. If it's good enough to
clean your dishes, why is it not good enough to
clean your hands?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Right?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
If it can clean it duck, I don't give up.
That's actually a good one. So anyways, it ran out,
and I mean I'm talking.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
We used to put water in it, the cleank under
overnight cleaning crew put water in it to make it
go longer and longer.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
It finally ran out. It was just a normal little bottle. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Well now they have a triple X bottle and all
my truckers know about triple X out there. Point So
those on the side of the road, this thing is massive.
Think Costco guys, that type of size.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Got it.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
It's gonna last you ten years, through a pandemic, through armagedon,
whatever what have you. Yeah, So it's sitting right to
the side of the sink. I'm like, well, I need
to wash my hands. I guess that's our only option
is triple XCEL. So I grabbed the triple xcel and
it imagine a milk carton, but full of lead. Understand,
(03:25):
it's that heavy, very heavy. So I'm like, f man,
I gotta wash my hands. What else am I supposed
to do? We lost the other bottle that was a
normal size first of one. I'm probably not even supposed
to be cleaning my hands with this duck oil dawn.
I need a normal soap, but we don't have that
here at corporate, And so I grabbed the triple XL
and I start dumping this paint bucket onto my hands.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
What do you know?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Somebody punctured the top of it. No, and it just
starts dumping everywhere. So I have an oil spill in
the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Oh man.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
And let me tell you, it's not easy to clean
an oil spill. It's very slimy and greasy, and you
move it with a napkin and it just spreads it everywhere.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
So I think somebody else dealt with what I did,
and it was so heavy, they thought what if I
just puncture it? And then you can slowly tip it
over and it'll come out, and that's what they did.
But now the puncture makes it just oil spill all
over the kitchen, and you got ducks covered in dawn
anytime you want to wash your hands well, And it
was early in the morning on a typical Monday type story.
(04:31):
I wasn't able to clean up the oil spill, and
I wasn't even able to make a sign that said, hey,
this is a down dishoap oil spill.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
This is a hazard.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Do not turn over the triple XL down dishop or
it's gonna dump everywhere.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
So I'm telling you to help you.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
There's gonna be another down dish soap oil spill if
somebody doesn't get us a normal size soap dispenser in
the kitchen, cause what as much as I dumped out,
there's still ten gallons of don dish soap duck oil
spill left in there that somebody else a sales lady,
bones dug or guy feeling yourself taking things personally and
(05:12):
touching yourself.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
All those podcasts hosts, they're.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Gonna do the same thing to wash their hands, and
it's gonna be an oil spill over again.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I'm worried about it getting on the ground. See if
it's on the counter, that's okay. People start duel.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
If you do the oil spill on the ground, like
let's say your hands are not fully over the sink
and it goes onto the ground, it is if you're
gonna have to get a mop, you're gonna have to
put the wet floor signs because someone is going ass up, boom,
breaking that tailbone right there in the workplace, kitchen.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
And these are things that happen at corporate and the
custodial service speak Spanish. I have no way to inform
him of the potential crisis oil spill that could occur
anytime somebody wants to wash their hands. Can I say
this dude, the new guy, he actually works, He's phenomenal.
The old lady, God bless her soul wherever she is.
(06:07):
I think she went back to Honduras, if I remember correctly,
she sat in the conference room watching Netflix or telling
Novella's Top five on her phone all day long. The
only time she did something was when we had a
break from the big show and we got to go
(06:28):
to the bathroom. That's when she would sprint down the
hallway and get her ass in the bathroom and start
cleaning it like she'd been there all day.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Sorry, clothes for cleaning. But then if we wanted you back,
actually you just come on in. It was like, huh,
So she was trying to sneak a peek, acting like
she's cleaning the bathroom. Once we were done with our break,
you know what she did back to the conference room
telling Novella's on the phone, hanging out feed up on
(06:58):
the desk overlooking the city of Nashville and the McDonald's
across the street from our studio. This dude, I don't
think I've ever seen him sit down.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I am with you. The place has never been cleaner.
He's phenomenal.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I mean, the old lady when she was not watching Telenovella's,
you know where she was.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
You may not know this.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
She would take a thirty minute chat break in there
with Kevin and Pitts.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
She would go in there and just sit down and
hang out with them.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
And that's why there's dirt on the keyboards.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
They said she would just sit in here and she
would speak Spanish, very little English, and so we had
a broken conversation, but she hung out for thirty minutes
every single day.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yeah, this new guy, I don't know how I can
express to him how phenomenal he is.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
He is always pushing that trash can around always. He
is never five feet away from that trash can. He
always has it dumping it out. Boom here, let me
get your trash boom. Let me clean the kitchen, boom oh.
Bathrooms he doesn't do it at the inconvenient times. He
waits till off hours to clean the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
I don't know who trained him, because.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
It wasn't her. If he was trained by her, this
place would be a wreck.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
The dude is great. That's that's the thing. I was torn. Uh,
it was sad to see our other lady go.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
But when I saw how quick this kid is on
his feet, and the way he does something with the
coffee pods. He's not making himself coffee. I think he
goes and cleans the coffee pods the coffee maker almost
after every person that drinks coffee. Because he's always tearing
the ass out of the kerrig. He's doing something. He's
(08:43):
filling the water of it. Then he's taking another thing
and he's lubing it. And then he's got the contraption
up here with the pod hooles. He's got that thing
hold right out and he's just doing it again today
when I walked past, and I said, somebody else must
have had coffee because he's cleaning the ass out of
it again.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
And he always is refilling the sweet and low, the
salt and pepper. Like we have little packets. If one
packet gets you used, he goes underneath and gets one
extra package. I mean there's five thousand packets on the counter,
so there's no need to really like get that much.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
And what I like about him is he's got the
air pods in. That means I'm all business. I'm here
to clean. I'm not here to talk, no chirping, small talk.
I don't give a walk of flock. Okay, he's here
to clean.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Do you think he's listening to our pot Do you
think he listens to the shows that are in the
building or does he have outside tastes and interest?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Well, that leads me great segue and pivot. What if
we were to do a Spanish version of our podcast.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
I don't know how we would do that.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
There's apps you would just enter our audio in and
it would translate it really, yeah, just in case there
are is the odd chance that sometimes it would translate
it incorrectly and maybe we say something insensitive in another language.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah, because the words don't go like. They're not tit
for tat, They're not the same thing. So that could
get us in trouble. I don't know if we should
do that. And then we could maybe we could expand
a fringe.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
But and I'm wondering too, how did the cleaning lady,
God rest her soul? She was phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
She's not dead, okay, how did she not figure out
how to make the sausage? For lack of a better
cleaning term. In the years she was here, she would
come in while we're in the bathroom. She'd clean the
kitchen while we're trying to eat, should take our trash
while we're on live radio. This guy, you wouldn't even
(10:44):
know he's there. He's a silent assassin with the scrubber rag.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I think I figured it out. She was just looking
for companionship. That's why she was here. That is why
she would go into the bathroom when we're in the bathroom.
She was going into Pitts and Kevin's studio to sit
there for thirty minutes, just hoping someone would take an
interest in her, have a conversation and maybe sparks would fly.
(11:10):
She was going into the bathroom when we were in
there to check our units to see which unit she
wanted to try out, and she was letting, you know, saying, hey,
I'm down, like I'm in the bathroom with you guys,
like I am here for whatever. Also when she leaves,
it's sort of like at any job, if you're a trucker,
(11:32):
if you're a fighter fighter, if you work out on
the farm, those tug boaters. And last but not least,
when you got to fire someone in your HR HR
(11:54):
what when you are HR? When you are HR, when
you got to fire someone or hire someone because your
HR okay interesting? You always think, man, I'm gonna miss
that person. I don't know what their replacement's gonna be like,
is there a replacement gonna be as good as them?
(12:16):
Are they gonna be as much fun to be around?
And then sometimes you hit the jackpot and like she
was nice and funny, but she'd wave and say hi,
that's what I mean by funny. And her her tendencies
to go in the bathroom with us, why we would
pee at the urinal And I was like, Man, are
we gonna get someone as interesting as this lady? And
(12:36):
this new dude came in and I totally almost forgot
about her because that's how good he is.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
My name's Jack Dowell. He knows how to work a towel. Oh,
I'm telling you, Hey, my name's Pat. Don't worry, I'll
clean that.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
If the microwave was used for somebody's little toaster shrudle,
he has it cleaned out a minute later. If you
left a coffee cup sitting there on the counter, by god,
he's got it in a trash can halfway to the
town dump by noon.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Yeah, I mean, it really is good. So I'm gonna
be on the lookout for the dial soap. But here's
the thing. I don't think I've ever washed my hands
in the kitchen since we've worked here, because I don't
really understand what I would need to wash my hands
for in the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Wow, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
That if you get chocolate on it, usually it's after
I eat. You got grease or something like that. And
I wonder, I wonder if he thought the puncture to
the top of the dawn jug would make it more efficient,
and by just dumping it all over the counter, I
made it less efficient. And if I slowed him down
(13:41):
one iota, I feel terrible for it.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Also, why do we have dishwashers here? How many people
are washing dishes that we put in two dishwashers in
our kitchen?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Is there? Double?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, they're on both sides. They're on both sides. And
I don't understand why we have dishwashers at the office.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Well, that was an oversight.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
And then there's also a community fridge that basically just
houses the condiments.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Weird we have.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
And then we have the side kitchen over here by
the conference room that serves no purpose.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
It has no.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Purpose, and when they were remodeling, they ripped it out
because they were like, oh, this doesn't need to be here.
And then they were like, no, no, no, you need to
put that bag in. So they had to rebuild this
kitchen with a sink and a fridge that never gets used.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
It's just there.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
It could be an empty wall, but we had them
rebuild it. Not really smart.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yeah, And I feel it's like when the construction guy
came out here, the if you will.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
The carpenter.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Little did he know his craftsmanship, that his ability to
craft a perfectly porcelain sink that water runneth over. Little
did he know that sink would never be used in
twelve months.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Never, not once, did I ever see somebody use it.
I mean, it's just in a random place, against a
random wall. Why do we have a sink there?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
It's just it's bad desire, a poor planning, building management.
They should have never had that there. It should have
been something else, maybe a caggurator.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
If you will.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Anything, I mean, just put a picture of any I mean,
just put any I don't know, put a couch, but
an empty wall.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
But no need to build a sink. You're ready to
take a break, Yeah, we gotta take a break.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Hey, guys, notice the new people. See if they're doing
a good job. Give them their flowers, and please watch
out for the oil spill in the kitchen. We'll take
a break. We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Back.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Dude, I'm gonna tell you I found maybe the greatest
hack of all time.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Pro tip.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
No, no, it was raining the other day, right, and
the kids are getting stir crazy. They want to get
out of the house. What can we do. And I
found this place called Game Terminal, never heard of it,
never been there, And I look it up online and
it says unlimited arcade games. Ten dollars a kid shesh, and.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I said, there is no way.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
There is no way this is actually gonna be only
ten dollars per kid. But we're gonna drive and find out.
Then I find out, So I type it in the
little GPS thirteen minutes away. Let's head out.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Boys to pull up, mount up, pull up.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
And we start driving, and I mean, we're going into
some like warehouse district. I'm like, I have never been
to this area of Nashville in my life.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
You boys, lock.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Your doors, you see a lady, don't say anything, and there's.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
A bunch of truckers and a bunch of trucks, and
you know, I'm like, where are we? And then there's
this nice black building with like a little red trim.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
I was like, I guess this is it. And I'm like,
there's a ramp.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
I guess we go up that ramp and then one
of my kids like, Dad, we've been here before, but
you haven't been here for yeah, Dad, I think this
is where Ace had his birthday. I don't know, man,
I must have been at Ace's birthday. No, no, uh,
me and baby Box one we came for Ace's birthday.
(17:18):
I don't think you did, Bud. I think you're remembering
something else.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
That's all parenting is about, is stuff you remember. They don't.
They remember. You don't things your wife doesn't remember you do.
Do you remember our wedding day?
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Wow? No, No, it's not that.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
It's just I'm usually kind of dialed in on the
birthday parties because if it was at this place, if
I knew about it, I probably would have been on
board with me going instead of going to one of
those gymnastic places where they just run around for an
hour and then you go in a room. They seen
happy birthday, eat cake, get out of the room. They
got another birthday party coming in. Those aren't as much
(17:53):
fun this. I would have been like, hey, I'll take
them this time, but all right, maybe you guys have
been there. And we go in there and we go
to the cash rests and guys like, how many kids
you got? I was like three, and he goes, oh,
that'll be thirty dollars. Adults are free, and he goes,
have you ever been here. I was like, no, my
kid goes, we've been here. We came for Ace's birthday party.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Would you stop that story?
Speaker 2 (18:16):
And the guy's like, well, I don't know Ace. But
I was like, how does this work? They said, all
the video games free, one free. He goes, there's certain ones.
You'll see them. They'll have a sign on him. You
need tokens that some can cost a dollar or two
dollars extra bitcoin, now a little gold coins.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
He goes.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
All the pinball machines are a dollar apiece, so you
got to pay extra to pay the play the pinball machines.
That makes sense, and there's a bar and food. I'm sold.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
So I told the kids.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I said, hey, don't worry about it, boys, and we
just started going to video games, Like, Dad, how do
I play this game? Video games I've never even heard of.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
So you're not putting quarters in these machines, they're just working.
They're just working. You hit start right. How do you
explain that to your kids? They're like, how do I work?
And I was like, just hit the buttons right? But
aren't they always used to paying for stuff?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
We've never been to an art We don't really go
to arcades.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Man. Oh, sorry, man, sorry.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
I mean they don't know what an arcade really is.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Wow, how old you're one? Kid?
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Seven? He's never been to an arcade. No, he's probably been.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
But usually when you go to these arcades nowadays, it's
usually you have a card and you tap it like
it David Busters whatever. You tap the card, the one
right here, the pins mechanical. The games are free. They
are they're free.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
So we were there and we never did any of
the games for free.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
No, we just did the bowling.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Oh my gosh, yea, I'm probably pretty stupid on our part.
But anyway, so we played video games and they're like, dad,
how do I play this one? I'm I don't know, guys,
and they stopped it. Of course, they did the cardinal sin.
It's just like when you go to a sporting event.
They would walk in and they would stop at the
first video game they saw. Game I never heard of it.
Didn't know how to play.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
What's the cardinal sin? With a sporting event?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
And there you stop at the first beer lady. Everybody
stops at the first beer lady. So the line is
a mile long.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
You go find the lady in right field. No, no,
if you walk in.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
When you walk in the gate, the first beer thing,
beer stand, whatever, there is a long ass line. You
know why because because people stop at the first one.
If you walk a little bit down the concourse, you're
gonna find an empty beer stand with only two people
there in line.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
I'm being real.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I've never thought of that before. It's like when you
can you always stop at the first person.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
I know you do.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Everybody does at a concert, at a sporting of it,
they all do it. It's like when you get off
the airplane. You know what bathroom is the most packed,
the one right next to your game.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Kay, So I know that one.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Because everybody stops at the first bathroom.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
When you get that one. I get the airplane theory.
I've never thought of the beer cart lady theory. Yes,
that's wild. But if your seats are there, you'll walk
past them, walk past them, walk one section over where
there's not a gate, and it's gonna be a lot
more empty.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Wow, it's so simple.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
It's simple. I've never thought of that before.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
We always stop at the first person, and the line
is always really.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Long, and you're just sitting there going why is this
taking so long? It's unbelievable. How many people do it.
So they're playing these video games. Then we make our
way kind of the back of it and we find NBA.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Jam That's what I'm playing.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
We find Blitz the football game Cruising USA.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Oh my gosh, dude.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
We played non stop video games for like three hours,
That's what I'm talking about. Because it's raining outside. It
was fantastic. And then they're like, Dad, I want to
play pinball, and you know me, I ain't paying extra money,
so what I do? I told him, I said, just
go buy and hit all the buttons, see if a
ball pops out. And there was machines that people just
(22:07):
walked away from in the middle of a pinball game.
So we played pinball for absolutely free. I can though,
Beazer's dad as a pinball machine. What yeah, which one
couldn't tell you, but he I can play for free.
That's pretty cool, I know. And I don't really get pinball.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
So the thing is you shoot it up and you
wanted to hit as many of the stuff coming down, and.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
It goes in a little hole. Mean, lights go off,
You're just trying to point max before the ball shoots in.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
My question is is there a strategy to how hard
you're supposed to hit.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
The little levers.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
I think it's just to get lucky so that it
never goes in the middle of the levers exactly.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
So it's it's pit that's my question. Is pinball one
hundred percent luck? Yes, that's what I was wondering because
I played with the kids. I'm like, man, we'd hit
it, it would just go right back and come right back
at the lever.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Sure, the kid's not gonna have the timing right.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
It's kind of like a little bit of baseball, but
you can't control if the ball goes right down the
choot and you're not able to reach it correct.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Yeah, and so it was amazing how many people just
left their pinball games right in the middle of it.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Well, if you think about it, everybody leaves pinball mad.
You're never gonna leave the game when you're balling out.
It's you leave the game when it goes through the
shoot and you miss it and you're all pissed off.
That's when every person leaves the game.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
My belief is that if you get enough points, you
get an extra ball, and some of these people were
playing it not realizing they had gotten enough points to
get extra balls. So when it went through the little
lever like, ah, that was my third ball, I'm out,
and they would move to the next one and the
kids would walk up hit the button, ball would pop out, boing,
here we go, free pinball.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
See I didn't played it as much as Beazer when
she was a kid. And yes, you got to actually
study the numbers and stuff like that because you will
get bonus turns. It's all about point based, so it's
not just you do your three balls. I'd say game over. Yes,
there's a ton of bonus rounds. Hit a clown hum,
he goes down, boom, thousand points and then they'll always
award you new balls.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
It was pretty epic day. It was so fun, but
it was crazy to me also to see some of
the people there poor I'm sorry I didn't say poor.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
I mean they made it.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Sound like they were like looking on the ground for
quarters no no.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
A couple of weeks ago, you referenced it on the
Big Show Your Papa Shot Competition. These were people that
had never left their house. This was their whole life.
There was people there to beat a certain video game,
like they looked like they had not left their mom
or Dad's basement in about six years and they were
there playing video games by themselves, and they were so
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dialed in. They were trying to beat the game. And
I understand, but at those things, I thought it was
supposed to be fun and social, and they stayed on
the one video game or the one pinball machine for hours,
the same people.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Dude, there's a Golden Tea that I was there eating
lunch with one of my guys, our partner with Freeland Chevrolet,
Freeland Chevrolet, and we're at a bar. It's called TNT.
You guys can look it up.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
It's right next to the dealership and I would see,
just show what TNTs.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Yeah, the staff great, not a woman under fifty. It's phenomenal.
And all you you're doing, I mean pizza. He's eating
a burger and all you.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Hear is this? Come on are you? I'm like, dude,
what's up with that guy? Is everything good?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Bartender goes He comes here every day and plays Golden
t for two to three hours. He has he's sweating,
he's got a picture of Miller Lite and she says
he will play and has a high score and he
will do it every day.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Of the week. It was a Thursday at noon. He
must be retired.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
I'm telling you, there's some people they don't want. They
didn't want outside distractions. There was two dudes playing video
games separate, separate arcade games. Couldn't even tell you what
they were playing. They even had contra dude up down, up, down,
abab left, right, left, right, select start, boom, get all
those lives. They had headphones on because they didn't want
outside noise. They were so dialed in on their video game.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
I'm aware of the headphone culture, so you don't hear
the noise, it's you only in your own head.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
I literally thought to myself, I'm exposing my kids to
these games. I want them to have fun, but I
pray and I almost went to church, you know, a
couple of days after that, just to pray that they
don't end up like those people, like you can't go
to video arcades like that at thirty thirty five just
to beat the video game. And some of them, you know,
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they had the shirts where they weren't big enough and
their huge ass belly was sticking out like gross.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Well here's the thing, and could your kids have ever
won money for the video game. No, okay, So those
people just want to be high score. Their climax is
having their name at the very top of that machine.
You don't win ten thousand dollars, you can't retire. It's
not like the casino. It's just their name on a machine.
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That's they're high and that's what they're chasing.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I played with my kids. We were playing Street Fighter.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Did you hear your name on the machine?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
No?
Speaker 3 (27:26):
I don't know. The moves, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
I wasn't even good at video games when I was
a kid. I didn't I wasn't good. I just press buttons.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
What character you're on street Fighter is spurs versus all
the knicks?
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Too soon, man, it's only been two weeks. It's too soon.
Were they like repping your jersey off and burning it? Dude?
My kid was doing one move I think. I don't
know if it was in Mortal Kombat.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Had to be moratl Kombat where he said, they're kept
kicking me and breaking my leg ah ah they go, man,
then they'd go finish him right on wins.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
You know they loved those games. But was it you
verse the two kids? Are they doing you one on
on one?
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:03):
And you know what I mean, I'm just pressing buttons
and they're like I would throw on there.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
But how did I do it? How'd you do that?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
There was one, but I was saying, if they were
going at the same time, they could have an advantage
over you because they can hit more buttons with their
little fingers.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
That might be it.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
But yeah, they beat me fairren square sometimes like I
didn't let him win. I was trying ray, what do
you mean?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
We all got apposable thumbs.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
There was one time that you know, I had one character.
I don't know which one was woman. I think it
was a dude. But I would press some buttons, I'd
teleport to the other side of the screen.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
It was so cool. Oh that was the flying Rainbow,
Flying Rainbow.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
It was so great.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
And then my kids, baby box one, let me tell
you he loved Cruising USA, the race car driving.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
He's like, Dad, I'm a terrible driver. I'm a terrible driver,
and he's going all over the road.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
He sat on Cruising USA for a good thirty forty
five minutes straight.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
He loved it. Some of the nerds trying to get
in on the machine. No, see that we went.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
It wasn't two packed, so it wasn't that difficult, but
I did at one point had to tell them, hey, guys,
some other people want to play a cruise in USA.
We got to get up and try something else.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
The ones where the nerds were at was it sports?
Were they actually throwing?
Speaker 3 (29:12):
So? No?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
No, no, they were literally just hitting buttons.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
No, no, it wasn't sports.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
It was like Zelda Quest or so, you know, something
one of those kind of games they were.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
No, they did not play the sports one.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Because you know, Golden tea, you at least have to
hit the little dial where you run in as far
as you can. Basketball, you're shooting football, you're throwing the
ones where you're just hitting the buttons.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Man, I mean, it's just not a great workout.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Not a great workout. Maybe this or your mental but
they were on that same machine. I don't even know
if it was Zelda Quest or you know, it was
one of those adventure ones or like a wild Why
But dude, I'm telling you, if you ever get a
chance to take baser, it's an absolute great date place.
And your kids when they get out of Vanderbilt, it's
a great place.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Man.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Only ten dollars, three hours of entertainment in the rain,
and guess what how much money we spent on food?
Zero dollars because I got four waters boom water for me,
water for you, three let's go.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
And a beer for the big guy.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Oh man, it was awesome, dude. It was a phenomenal day.
And so now my kids every day. Da can we
go back to that game place? Can we go play
video games? See, that's my problem.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
If the one dude's sitting on Baser's machine, I'm trying
to think it actually may be Mortal Kombat Fighter.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
It's just so good. If one of those Biggins is
are there good?
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Yeah? See if Baser can't play that, it's gonna get awkward.
If one of the dudes is camped and.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
They played some shooting game. I don't even know what
it was. One person steered, the other person shot. This
is great, dude, fantastic, but pinball cost you a dollar.
We'll take a break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
We are the Sore Losers Podcast. Do we already do that? Yeah,
we already did that. Man, I'm Batman. Yeah, dude, but.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
You realize we are two days away. This is the
first time in history. This is how organized we are.
We said July first, and we are two days away
from tickets going on sale.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Sorelosers dot Com presented by Freeling Chevrolet.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Who do you think Do you think we should give
a prize? Is the first person that buys a ticket?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
No? I think we should the first person that buys
a ticket. We should just like, honestly, just see that
person's name, see where they're from. They they're They're a living,
breathing person and they believe in this product. And they said,
I am committing myself that weekend to go to this
place in Nashville and trust these lunatics to organize the
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entire weekend. And I'm just gonna blindly go, I mean,
mad props the first first and that buys a ticket,
I'm sending the merch. I'm sending them a sweatshirt hoodie.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Yeah, do that.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
And also I always think, I'm like, that is kind
of crazy that people just come to a city for us.
Bezer actually tells me every year she wants to go
to bravocan where's that at Vegas? And it's the people
from the Bravo shows.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Dang, there's a lot of Bravo shows.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
There are, but in I'm just like you just think.
I mean, I get you see online, it's fun, get
you see pictures. You just think we're gonna go out
there and have fun. I mean, are we gonna be close?
Like you think we're gonna get to meet these people.
It's just such a blind thing. I'm like, what if
we go out there and it's at a huge convention
center and we don't even get close to these people
(32:32):
and all we're doing is hearing them hungover talk about
a show that they recorded a year ago. Fascinating. Can't
wait to talk to them about milk toast.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Can I be honest with you, I believe that's probably
what BRAVOCN is because it's so big. There is no
way you're just hanging out with them and they're doing
a live pod where it's you and your people sitting
in a bar and you have the whole bar to
yourself and you're doing the pod.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
But we guarantee you can touch us.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
No really, because i mean you got the open bar
happy hour on that front. I mean, we're right there
in the room. There is no like separation, there's no
stanchion guy, you know, keeping you away.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
We're all hanging out together.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
And I also think with Bravocon they do a great
job because some of it is filmed in episodes they
actually do. Yeah uh, it's not an end of the
year reunion, but it's just a but they do actual ones,
cross promote different shows on a question and answer type
episode stuff, and they must do a crapload to editing.
They have to do phenomenal editing. Dude, there's sixteen hot mics.
(33:31):
I bet if you're I mean, guys, I'm being an audio.
I'm being a perfectionist here. I bet if you're sitting
in that audience, you're like, Eh, who said that?
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Huh what? Hey? How said that? There's they the producers
on that show.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Props to them for editing it and putting it on
TV because they do it, they do well with it.
But I bet in person it's an absolute disaster. There's
no dude. You guys have five mics on the big
show and half the time I don't even know what
you're saying, yeah, and and and you're throwing and I'm like, eh,
what he's saying?
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Then you're throw an abbey what he says? Scuba? Dude?
Speaker 1 (34:06):
They got they got thirty hot mics. They're all micd
up and there's fifteen on each side.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
What is the biggest Bravo show? It's the Housewives?
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Oh it is, yeah, and every city goes there. Okay,
bigger than the Summerhouse. Oh yeah, yeah, the Housewives for sure.
Summerhouse is up there. And then you got I mean,
vander Pump has dropped. Vander Pump used to be towards
the top, but they've dropped that. I don't know why,
but they did. But yeah, Summerhouse is now booming, and
Southern Charm is moving. So it's like the Housewives top
and then Summerhouse right there and Southern Charm right there
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all right there.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
See I thought maybe the Housewives had dropped. I haven't really.
The only thing I hear about the Housewives now is
this person's going to jail for tax evation.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
But I would say they're the biggest one because they're
in so many cities. If you were to say a
specific city, sure, Southern Charm and Southern and now with
these scandals, they're huge. And actually scandaval is what save
vander Pump rules. But I mean it's pretty much donezo.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
But yeah, the.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Summer House in Southern charmers through the roof and they
all hang out together. And now they're all it's just
what is it called not sexual? We don't google incestual.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
I feel the same way like it with Survivor.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Now.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
I didn't realize how many Survivor people hang out together.
It's like people from past seasons are hanging out in
this city. Oh they're in this city. Oh look I'm here. Look,
Oh I'm having lunch with And the other day I
saw a video of Jordan. He's like from the Challenge.
He's like, hey, when a Challenge legend says hey, you
got an hour to go for a run, and it's
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Durrell and him and Durell are like running up a
mountain and Durell's like, I told you I only have
an hour. And they're like way up at the top
of the mountain and Jordan's jumping over rocks and Daryl's
like this, mother, like what is he doing?
Speaker 3 (35:45):
We gotta go back now.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
And they're both on a show together or different.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Seasons from they've been on this challenge together, but they're
also different seasons and it's just like whoa when the
world's collide.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
And also Andy Cohen, the host. They have him host
about I don't know fifteen events during Bravo Con. His
voice is shot after day two. Well, so you're listening
to a Horse and you were goes.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
I'm like, Beezer, are they in Vegas this Braba Con?
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Okay? Yeah, no, wonder he sounds terrible. I can't watch this,
and we're gonna go watch it in person. But we
promise you at our podcast tapings we will not be
Horse from the night before, right.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
But after the pod is when I start losing my voice.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Oh, Sunday, you're done. Always go to you around two
pm on Sunday NFL games. I'm like, hey, dude, your
voice is shot. Fy for the big show.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
You might want to stop talking because your voice is done.
Like you sound like crap.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Okay, then I will stop talking to these crazy people.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
And then they'll be like, you want to do another shot,
and I might. No, I'm not doing shots. We're not
doing shots. We're not doing that, Bezers.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
I mean day one, it was like one chick asking
Beazer make out with her, and I mean we're getting touched.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
I'm like, guys, what exactly does this ticket entail?
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Yeah, it's not it's not touched me con it is
called Sore Losers Convention. Guys, it's not like we just
cop a feel all that. I mean, and we luckily
we have a nurse, Brandy Martinez. She saves lives. I
mean Callaway should be back to I mean, he should
be pretty much back. I mean he came last year,
last minute, and you know what his flair for the dramatic.
(37:12):
I don't know if he did this on purpose. See,
I kind of feel like he was being a diva
last year because he had this brain tumor. You know,
he wanted all this attention, so he put a tumor
in his brain, said hey, look at me. Everybody attention
to me lately because we changed our pictures to we
stand with.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
Callaway like praying for him.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Yeah, we don't know how to change him back.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
And so then he's like, ah, I'm not going to
come to convention, and everybody's like, Callaway, you gotta come,
you gotta come. And his whole crew, Rosanna all them
and they were freaking, hey, you gotta come, you gotta come,
and the Martinezes and oh, Miguel didn't come, so he
didn't count the locers.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Hey, b.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
And he's like no, no, And then what does he
do the morning of? He surprises them all and drives up.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Yeah, Amy and Brandon Hill callaway, you can ride with us.
He's like, no, I'm not gonna come, and then boom.
He surprised him. I think he wanted the flair dramatic
for the dramatic. I think he was coming the whole time.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Well, but also, wouldn't it be understandable to understand that
we knew all along he was coming, because don't we
see the names of the people that purchased tickets.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Yeah, but he didn't have a He hadn't purchased a ticket.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Ray he did it under an alias.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
That's what I'm saying. He hadn't purchased one At.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
That bend over. We had no idea it was him.
That's what I'm saying. He hadn't purchased one because he
was like, Oh, I'm not gonna come. I'm not gonna come.
I'm not gonna come.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
He filed under the name of Ben had a baby.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
It's a boy.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Old reference.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
What a great commercial, What an absolutely great commercial.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
You're talking about collect calls at how you had to
squeeze in an entire sentence says the name, and then
you could understand and not have to pay for the
collect call. So this son calls his dad and he goes,
Ben had a baby and it's a boy, and so
it sounds like a name, and the lady goes to
the husband, what did he call for?
Speaker 3 (38:59):
To go, oh, Ben had a baby. It's a boy,
and then it hangs up.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Absolutely fantastic, absolutely fantastic. So yeah, hey guys, Wednesday, July first,
soarlosers dot com please get your tickets first person to buy.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
You're getting merch.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
First merch. I'm sending a sweatshirt, a hoodie. There's nothing
that says.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
July hopefully your size generic like you get a coach
hoodie in the mail. I mean it's gonna be fantastic. Yes,
nice seasonal choice.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Hey man, what do you want me to do? Okay,
I'll send them, take them to Aruba tank top.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
The way it was explained to me is when you
put out merch, you have to think a season ahead.
So the merch we would put out now would actually
be false. So you're actually correct with the hoodies, okay,
and then in the fall we would need to already
start be thinking about the spring. In the spring, we
would already need to be start thinking about winter. You
have to think seasonally ahead.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
I know.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
And last mentioned we said we'd have merch, and we
have not done anything about it.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
I made two hundred and fifty thousand dollars in merch.
Like we're so stupid, Toby keithrust in peace.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
Like we gotta make merch.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
I make more money in merch than the President of
the United States makes it salary.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
I was like an intern I was like, who is
this guy? That's pretty good? Why does he sound like
a cowboy? That was pretty good?
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Though.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
That's a good line. It would you ever want to
be the president? No, man, I made more than the
president merch.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
Great line.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
The guy walks in one of our eighteen year old
interns like, hey, mister Keith, how are you doing? He goes,
I don't know, google me.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
The kid just turned eighteen. It was his first day
of an internship. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Google me. In the hallway of the radio station, and
I was like, dang, this country radio is cutthroat.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
Oh man, all right, everybody, I have a good Monday.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Don't forget sored losers, dot get your tickets I'm gonna
take a nap today.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
I'm tired. All right, we gotta go see you later.
You think Colway's coming this year, right? Like?
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Oh yeah, right, it's the centennial, that's true. Two hundred
and fifty dash six.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
I see what you mean, man, Yeah, I can't wait
to be on Broadway.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Man, what a day. I hope we sell some tickets
on Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Man, I'm like an artist, dude, I'm gonna be sitting
there going do we sell one?
Speaker 3 (41:32):
Do we sell one? Do we sell one? Do we
sell one? Hopefully we sell one
Are people enjoying when we have the professional intro opening?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Yeah, they really are. I've got a lot of good feedback.
I saw one post that said Ray is right, we
enjoy an opening and a close.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
So welcome in the convention. Three months away.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Sore Losers Convention in Nashville, Tennessee, brought to you by
our presenting sponsor.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Freeland Chevrolet.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I mean we're like, what a week away from a
couple of days away.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
From on sale?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, on sale, on sale. Have we talked to the
one boss about music? Uh?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Well, and Emily mckibbon I saw you know, she is
a member of the Nation. She is moving to Nashville,
So if you guys need a place to stay, you
can find her on the Facebook group Emily mckibbon. She's
gonna be living in Nashville, moving from across the country.
And she said any losers are welcome to stay in
her backyard.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
We got a backyard as well. Two point three three
three three acres coach. We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah, We're gonna do it live. We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Woo oh the one two three Sore Losers, What up, everybody?
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Y'all had sis in. I'm from the North. I'm an
outfa male.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I live on the north side of Nashville with Baser,
my wife two point three acres. As aforementioned, we got
two kids at Vanderbilt. There's still eggs. They've not been
fertilized yet, and then once they are, they turn into
an embryo. Sounds good, and then you place that into
a surrogate and that's how you have a kid. So
wife got her uterus removed. Also are fallopian tubes, so
she's unable to have children. So that's why they're freezing
(01:44):
right now at Vanderbilt. Justin's supposed to be checking on them.
They're probably defrosting. Coach over to you, but I think
you're gonna send it right back.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Over to me. Back over to you, man. Yeah, you
said you had you had the lead.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I do, and boy do I You're ready for a
Monday type story wherever this day may fall. Yeah, okay,
So in the kitchen, we have the dawn stuff for
your hands when you want to wash your hands, right, No,
dawn is for that is for uh dishes, right, But
I've found you can wash your hands. It says it's
(02:18):
good for ducks and oil. Why can it not be
good for your hands?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Interesting? I never thought.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I always thought that dish soap only goes on dishes
and you had to have separate soap for your hands.
But it would make sense. If it's good enough to
clean your dishes, why is it not good enough to
clean your hands?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Right?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
If it can clean it duck, I don't give up.
That's actually a good one. So anyways, it ran out,
and I mean I'm talking.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
We used to put water in it, the cleank under
overnight cleaning crew put water in it to make it
go longer and longer.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
It finally ran out. It was just a normal little bottle. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Well now they have a triple X bottle and all
my truckers know about triple X out there. Point So
those on the side of the road, this thing is massive.
Think Costco guys, that type of size.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Got it.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
It's gonna last you ten years, through a pandemic, through armagedon,
whatever what have you. Yeah, So it's sitting right to
the side of the sink. I'm like, well, I need
to wash my hands. I guess that's our only option
is triple XCEL. So I grabbed the triple xcel and
it imagine a milk carton, but full of lead. Understand,
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it's that heavy, very heavy. So I'm like, f man,
I gotta wash my hands. What else am I supposed
to do? We lost the other bottle that was a
normal size first of one. I'm probably not even supposed
to be cleaning my hands with this duck oil dawn.
I need a normal soap, but we don't have that
here at corporate, And so I grabbed the triple XL
and I start dumping this paint bucket onto my hands.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
What do you know?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Somebody punctured the top of it. No, and it just
starts dumping everywhere. So I have an oil spill in
the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Oh man.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
And let me tell you, it's not easy to clean
an oil spill. It's very slimy and greasy, and you
move it with a napkin and it just spreads it everywhere.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
So I think somebody else dealt with what I did,
and it was so heavy, they thought what if I
just puncture it? And then you can slowly tip it
over and it'll come out, and that's what they did.
But now the puncture makes it just oil spill all
over the kitchen, and you got ducks covered in dawn
anytime you want to wash your hands well, And it
was early in the morning on a typical Monday type story.
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I wasn't able to clean up the oil spill, and
I wasn't even able to make a sign that said, hey,
this is a down dishoap oil spill.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
This is a hazard.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Do not turn over the triple XL down dishop or
it's gonna dump everywhere.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
So I'm telling you to help you.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
There's gonna be another down dish soap oil spill if
somebody doesn't get us a normal size soap dispenser in
the kitchen, cause what as much as I dumped out,
there's still ten gallons of don dish soap duck oil
spill left in there that somebody else a sales lady,
bones dug or guy feeling yourself taking things personally and
(05:12):
touching yourself.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
All those podcasts hosts, they're.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Gonna do the same thing to wash their hands, and
it's gonna be an oil spill over again.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I'm worried about it getting on the ground. See if
it's on the counter, that's okay. People start duel.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
If you do the oil spill on the ground, like
let's say your hands are not fully over the sink
and it goes onto the ground, it is if you're
gonna have to get a mop, you're gonna have to
put the wet floor signs because someone is going ass up, boom,
breaking that tailbone right there in the workplace, kitchen.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
And these are things that happen at corporate and the
custodial service speak Spanish. I have no way to inform
him of the potential crisis oil spill that could occur
anytime somebody wants to wash their hands. Can I say
this dude, the new guy, he actually works, He's phenomenal.
The old lady, God bless her soul wherever she is.
(06:07):
I think she went back to Honduras, if I remember correctly,
she sat in the conference room watching Netflix or telling
Novella's Top five on her phone all day long. The
only time she did something was when we had a
break from the big show and we got to go
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to the bathroom. That's when she would sprint down the
hallway and get her ass in the bathroom and start
cleaning it like she'd been there all day.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Sorry, clothes for cleaning. But then if we wanted you back,
actually you just come on in. It was like, huh,
So she was trying to sneak a peek, acting like
she's cleaning the bathroom. Once we were done with our break,
you know what she did back to the conference room
telling Novella's on the phone, hanging out feed up on
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the desk overlooking the city of Nashville and the McDonald's
across the street from our studio. This dude, I don't
think I've ever seen him sit down.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I am with you. The place has never been cleaner.
He's phenomenal.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I mean, the old lady when she was not watching Telenovella's,
you know where she was.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
You may not know this.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
She would take a thirty minute chat break in there
with Kevin and Pitts.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
She would go in there and just sit down and
hang out with them.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
And that's why there's dirt on the keyboards.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
They said she would just sit in here and she
would speak Spanish, very little English, and so we had
a broken conversation, but she hung out for thirty minutes
every single day.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yeah, this new guy, I don't know how I can
express to him how phenomenal he is.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
He is always pushing that trash can around always. He
is never five feet away from that trash can. He
always has it dumping it out. Boom here, let me
get your trash boom. Let me clean the kitchen, boom oh.
Bathrooms he doesn't do it at the inconvenient times. He
waits till off hours to clean the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
I don't know who trained him, because.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
It wasn't her. If he was trained by her, this
place would be a wreck.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
The dude is great. That's that's the thing. I was torn. Uh,
it was sad to see our other lady go.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
But when I saw how quick this kid is on
his feet, and the way he does something with the
coffee pods. He's not making himself coffee. I think he
goes and cleans the coffee pods the coffee maker almost
after every person that drinks coffee. Because he's always tearing
the ass out of the kerrig. He's doing something. He's
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filling the water of it. Then he's taking another thing
and he's lubing it. And then he's got the contraption
up here with the pod hooles. He's got that thing
hold right out and he's just doing it again today
when I walked past, and I said, somebody else must
have had coffee because he's cleaning the ass out of
it again.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
And he always is refilling the sweet and low, the
salt and pepper. Like we have little packets. If one
packet gets you used, he goes underneath and gets one
extra package. I mean there's five thousand packets on the counter,
so there's no need to really like get that much.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
And what I like about him is he's got the
air pods in. That means I'm all business. I'm here
to clean. I'm not here to talk, no chirping, small talk.
I don't give a walk of flock. Okay, he's here
to clean.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Do you think he's listening to our pot Do you
think he listens to the shows that are in the
building or does he have outside tastes and interest?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Well, that leads me great segue and pivot. What if
we were to do a Spanish version of our podcast.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
I don't know how we would do that.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
There's apps you would just enter our audio in and
it would translate it really, yeah, just in case there
are is the odd chance that sometimes it would translate
it incorrectly and maybe we say something insensitive in another language.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah, because the words don't go like. They're not tit
for tat, They're not the same thing. So that could
get us in trouble. I don't know if we should
do that. And then we could maybe we could expand
a fringe.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
But and I'm wondering too, how did the cleaning lady,
God rest her soul? She was phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
She's not dead, okay, how did she not figure out
how to make the sausage? For lack of a better
cleaning term. In the years she was here, she would
come in while we're in the bathroom. She'd clean the
kitchen while we're trying to eat, should take our trash
while we're on live radio. This guy, you wouldn't even
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know he's there. He's a silent assassin with the scrubber rag.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I think I figured it out. She was just looking
for companionship. That's why she was here. That is why
she would go into the bathroom when we're in the bathroom.
She was going into Pitts and Kevin's studio to sit
there for thirty minutes, just hoping someone would take an
interest in her, have a conversation and maybe sparks would fly.
(11:10):
She was going into the bathroom when we were in
there to check our units to see which unit she
wanted to try out, and she was letting, you know, saying, hey,
I'm down, like I'm in the bathroom with you guys,
like I am here for whatever. Also when she leaves,
it's sort of like at any job, if you're a trucker,
(11:32):
if you're a fighter fighter, if you work out on
the farm, those tug boaters. And last but not least,
when you got to fire someone in your HR HR
(11:54):
what when you are HR? When you are HR, when
you got to fire someone or hire someone because your
HR okay interesting? You always think, man, I'm gonna miss
that person. I don't know what their replacement's gonna be like,
is there a replacement gonna be as good as them?
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Are they gonna be as much fun to be around?
And then sometimes you hit the jackpot and like she
was nice and funny, but she'd wave and say hi,
that's what I mean by funny. And her her tendencies
to go in the bathroom with us, why we would
pee at the urinal And I was like, Man, are
we gonna get someone as interesting as this lady? And
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this new dude came in and I totally almost forgot
about her because that's how good he is.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
My name's Jack Dowell. He knows how to work a towel. Oh,
I'm telling you, Hey, my name's Pat. Don't worry, I'll
clean that.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
If the microwave was used for somebody's little toaster shrudle,
he has it cleaned out a minute later. If you
left a coffee cup sitting there on the counter, by god,
he's got it in a trash can halfway to the
town dump by noon.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Yeah, I mean, it really is good. So I'm gonna
be on the lookout for the dial soap. But here's
the thing. I don't think I've ever washed my hands
in the kitchen since we've worked here, because I don't
really understand what I would need to wash my hands
for in the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Wow, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
That if you get chocolate on it, usually it's after
I eat. You got grease or something like that. And
I wonder, I wonder if he thought the puncture to
the top of the dawn jug would make it more efficient,
and by just dumping it all over the counter, I
made it less efficient. And if I slowed him down
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one iota, I feel terrible for it.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Also, why do we have dishwashers here? How many people
are washing dishes that we put in two dishwashers in
our kitchen?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Is there? Double?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, they're on both sides. They're on both sides. And
I don't understand why we have dishwashers at the office.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Well, that was an oversight.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
And then there's also a community fridge that basically just
houses the condiments.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Weird we have.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
And then we have the side kitchen over here by
the conference room that serves no purpose.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
It has no.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Purpose, and when they were remodeling, they ripped it out
because they were like, oh, this doesn't need to be here.
And then they were like, no, no, no, you need to
put that bag in. So they had to rebuild this
kitchen with a sink and a fridge that never gets used.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
It's just there.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
It could be an empty wall, but we had them
rebuild it. Not really smart.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yeah, And I feel it's like when the construction guy
came out here, the if you will.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
The carpenter.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Little did he know his craftsmanship, that his ability to
craft a perfectly porcelain sink that water runneth over. Little
did he know that sink would never be used in
twelve months.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Never, not once, did I ever see somebody use it.
I mean, it's just in a random place, against a
random wall. Why do we have a sink there?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
It's just it's bad desire, a poor planning, building management.
They should have never had that there. It should have
been something else, maybe a caggurator.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
If you will.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Anything, I mean, just put a picture of any I mean,
just put any I don't know, put a couch, but
an empty wall.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
But no need to build a sink. You're ready to
take a break, Yeah, we gotta take a break.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Hey, guys, notice the new people. See if they're doing
a good job. Give them their flowers, and please watch
out for the oil spill in the kitchen. We'll take
a break. We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Back.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Dude, I'm gonna tell you I found maybe the greatest
hack of all time.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Pro tip.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
No, no, it was raining the other day, right, and
the kids are getting stir crazy. They want to get
out of the house. What can we do. And I
found this place called Game Terminal, never heard of it,
never been there, And I look it up online and
it says unlimited arcade games. Ten dollars a kid shesh, and.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I said, there is no way.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
There is no way this is actually gonna be only
ten dollars per kid. But we're gonna drive and find out.
Then I find out, So I type it in the
little GPS thirteen minutes away. Let's head out.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Boys to pull up, mount up, pull up.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
And we start driving, and I mean, we're going into
some like warehouse district. I'm like, I have never been
to this area of Nashville in my life.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
You boys, lock.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Your doors, you see a lady, don't say anything, and there's.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
A bunch of truckers and a bunch of trucks, and
you know, I'm like, where are we? And then there's
this nice black building with like a little red trim.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
I was like, I guess this is it. And I'm like,
there's a ramp.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
I guess we go up that ramp and then one
of my kids like, Dad, we've been here before, but
you haven't been here for yeah, Dad, I think this
is where Ace had his birthday. I don't know, man,
I must have been at Ace's birthday. No, no, uh,
me and baby Box one we came for Ace's birthday.
(17:18):
I don't think you did, Bud. I think you're remembering
something else.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
That's all parenting is about, is stuff you remember. They don't.
They remember. You don't things your wife doesn't remember you do.
Do you remember our wedding day?
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Wow? No, No, it's not that.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
It's just I'm usually kind of dialed in on the
birthday parties because if it was at this place, if
I knew about it, I probably would have been on
board with me going instead of going to one of
those gymnastic places where they just run around for an
hour and then you go in a room. They seen
happy birthday, eat cake, get out of the room. They
got another birthday party coming in. Those aren't as much
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fun this. I would have been like, hey, I'll take
them this time, but all right, maybe you guys have
been there. And we go in there and we go
to the cash rests and guys like, how many kids
you got? I was like three, and he goes, oh,
that'll be thirty dollars. Adults are free, and he goes,
have you ever been here. I was like, no, my
kid goes, we've been here. We came for Ace's birthday party.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Would you stop that story?
Speaker 2 (18:16):
And the guy's like, well, I don't know Ace. But
I was like, how does this work? They said, all
the video games free, one free. He goes, there's certain ones.
You'll see them. They'll have a sign on him. You
need tokens that some can cost a dollar or two
dollars extra bitcoin, now a little gold coins.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
He goes.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
All the pinball machines are a dollar apiece, so you
got to pay extra to pay the play the pinball machines.
That makes sense, and there's a bar and food. I'm sold.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
So I told the kids.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I said, hey, don't worry about it, boys, and we
just started going to video games, Like, Dad, how do
I play this game? Video games I've never even heard of.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
So you're not putting quarters in these machines, they're just working.
They're just working. You hit start right. How do you
explain that to your kids? They're like, how do I work?
And I was like, just hit the buttons right? But
aren't they always used to paying for stuff?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
We've never been to an art We don't really go
to arcades.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Man. Oh, sorry, man, sorry.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
I mean they don't know what an arcade really is.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Wow, how old you're one? Kid?
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Seven? He's never been to an arcade. No, he's probably been.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
But usually when you go to these arcades nowadays, it's
usually you have a card and you tap it like
it David Busters whatever. You tap the card, the one
right here, the pins mechanical. The games are free. They
are they're free.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
So we were there and we never did any of
the games for free.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
No, we just did the bowling.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Oh my gosh, yea, I'm probably pretty stupid on our part.
But anyway, so we played video games and they're like, dad,
how do I play this one? I'm I don't know, guys,
and they stopped it. Of course, they did the cardinal sin.
It's just like when you go to a sporting event.
They would walk in and they would stop at the
first video game they saw. Game I never heard of it.
Didn't know how to play.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
What's the cardinal sin? With a sporting event?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
And there you stop at the first beer lady. Everybody
stops at the first beer lady. So the line is
a mile long.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
You go find the lady in right field. No, no,
if you walk in.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
When you walk in the gate, the first beer thing,
beer stand, whatever, there is a long ass line. You
know why because because people stop at the first one.
If you walk a little bit down the concourse, you're
gonna find an empty beer stand with only two people
there in line.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
I'm being real.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I've never thought of that before. It's like when you
can you always stop at the first person.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
I know you do.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Everybody does at a concert, at a sporting of it,
they all do it. It's like when you get off
the airplane. You know what bathroom is the most packed,
the one right next to your game.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Kay, So I know that one.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Because everybody stops at the first bathroom.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
When you get that one. I get the airplane theory.
I've never thought of the beer cart lady theory. Yes,
that's wild. But if your seats are there, you'll walk
past them, walk past them, walk one section over where
there's not a gate, and it's gonna be a lot
more empty.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Wow, it's so simple.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
It's simple. I've never thought of that before.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
We always stop at the first person, and the line
is always really.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Long, and you're just sitting there going why is this
taking so long? It's unbelievable. How many people do it.
So they're playing these video games. Then we make our
way kind of the back of it and we find NBA.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Jam That's what I'm playing.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
We find Blitz the football game Cruising USA.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Oh my gosh, dude.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
We played non stop video games for like three hours,
That's what I'm talking about. Because it's raining outside. It
was fantastic. And then they're like, Dad, I want to
play pinball, and you know me, I ain't paying extra money,
so what I do? I told him, I said, just
go buy and hit all the buttons, see if a
ball pops out. And there was machines that people just
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walked away from in the middle of a pinball game.
So we played pinball for absolutely free. I can though,
Beazer's dad as a pinball machine. What yeah, which one
couldn't tell you, but he I can play for free.
That's pretty cool, I know. And I don't really get pinball.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
So the thing is you shoot it up and you
wanted to hit as many of the stuff coming down, and.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
It goes in a little hole. Mean, lights go off,
You're just trying to point max before the ball shoots in.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
My question is is there a strategy to how hard
you're supposed to hit.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
The little levers.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
I think it's just to get lucky so that it
never goes in the middle of the levers exactly.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
So it's it's pit that's my question. Is pinball one
hundred percent luck? Yes, that's what I was wondering because
I played with the kids. I'm like, man, we'd hit
it, it would just go right back and come right back
at the lever.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Sure, the kid's not gonna have the timing right.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
It's kind of like a little bit of baseball, but
you can't control if the ball goes right down the
choot and you're not able to reach it correct.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Yeah, and so it was amazing how many people just
left their pinball games right in the middle of it.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Well, if you think about it, everybody leaves pinball mad.
You're never gonna leave the game when you're balling out.
It's you leave the game when it goes through the
shoot and you miss it and you're all pissed off.
That's when every person leaves the game.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
My belief is that if you get enough points, you
get an extra ball, and some of these people were
playing it not realizing they had gotten enough points to
get extra balls. So when it went through the little
lever like, ah, that was my third ball, I'm out,
and they would move to the next one and the
kids would walk up hit the button, ball would pop out, boing,
here we go, free pinball.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
See I didn't played it as much as Beazer when
she was a kid. And yes, you got to actually
study the numbers and stuff like that because you will
get bonus turns. It's all about point based, so it's
not just you do your three balls. I'd say game over. Yes,
there's a ton of bonus rounds. Hit a clown hum,
he goes down, boom, thousand points and then they'll always
award you new balls.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
It was pretty epic day. It was so fun, but
it was crazy to me also to see some of
the people there poor I'm sorry I didn't say poor.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
I mean they made it.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Sound like they were like looking on the ground for
quarters no no.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
A couple of weeks ago, you referenced it on the
Big Show Your Papa Shot Competition. These were people that
had never left their house. This was their whole life.
There was people there to beat a certain video game,
like they looked like they had not left their mom
or Dad's basement in about six years and they were
there playing video games by themselves, and they were so
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dialed in. They were trying to beat the game. And
I understand, but at those things, I thought it was
supposed to be fun and social, and they stayed on
the one video game or the one pinball machine for hours,
the same people.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Dude, there's a Golden Tea that I was there eating
lunch with one of my guys, our partner with Freeland Chevrolet,
Freeland Chevrolet, and we're at a bar. It's called TNT.
You guys can look it up.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
It's right next to the dealership and I would see,
just show what TNTs.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Yeah, the staff great, not a woman under fifty. It's phenomenal.
And all you you're doing, I mean pizza. He's eating
a burger and all you.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Hear is this? Come on are you? I'm like, dude,
what's up with that guy? Is everything good?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Bartender goes He comes here every day and plays Golden
t for two to three hours. He has he's sweating,
he's got a picture of Miller Lite and she says
he will play and has a high score and he
will do it every day.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Of the week. It was a Thursday at noon. He
must be retired.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
I'm telling you, there's some people they don't want. They
didn't want outside distractions. There was two dudes playing video
games separate, separate arcade games. Couldn't even tell you what
they were playing. They even had contra dude up down, up, down,
abab left, right, left, right, select start, boom, get all
those lives. They had headphones on because they didn't want
outside noise. They were so dialed in on their video game.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
I'm aware of the headphone culture, so you don't hear
the noise, it's you only in your own head.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
I literally thought to myself, I'm exposing my kids to
these games. I want them to have fun, but I
pray and I almost went to church, you know, a
couple of days after that, just to pray that they
don't end up like those people, like you can't go
to video arcades like that at thirty thirty five just
to beat the video game. And some of them, you know,
(26:46):
they had the shirts where they weren't big enough and
their huge ass belly was sticking out like gross.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Well here's the thing, and could your kids have ever
won money for the video game. No, okay, So those
people just want to be high score. Their climax is
having their name at the very top of that machine.
You don't win ten thousand dollars, you can't retire. It's
not like the casino. It's just their name on a machine.
(27:17):
That's they're high and that's what they're chasing.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I played with my kids. We were playing Street Fighter.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Did you hear your name on the machine?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
No?
Speaker 3 (27:26):
I don't know. The moves, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
I wasn't even good at video games when I was
a kid. I didn't I wasn't good. I just press buttons.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
What character you're on street Fighter is spurs versus all
the knicks?
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Too soon, man, it's only been two weeks. It's too soon.
Were they like repping your jersey off and burning it? Dude?
My kid was doing one move I think. I don't
know if it was in Mortal Kombat.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Had to be moratl Kombat where he said, they're kept
kicking me and breaking my leg ah ah they go, man,
then they'd go finish him right on wins.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
You know they loved those games. But was it you
verse the two kids? Are they doing you one on
on one?
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:03):
And you know what I mean, I'm just pressing buttons
and they're like I would throw on there.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
But how did I do it? How'd you do that?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
There was one, but I was saying, if they were
going at the same time, they could have an advantage
over you because they can hit more buttons with their
little fingers.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
That might be it.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
But yeah, they beat me fairren square sometimes like I
didn't let him win. I was trying ray, what do
you mean?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
We all got apposable thumbs.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
There was one time that you know, I had one character.
I don't know which one was woman. I think it
was a dude. But I would press some buttons, I'd
teleport to the other side of the screen.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
It was so cool. Oh that was the flying Rainbow,
Flying Rainbow.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
It was so great.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
And then my kids, baby box one, let me tell
you he loved Cruising USA, the race car driving.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
He's like, Dad, I'm a terrible driver. I'm a terrible driver,
and he's going all over the road.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
He sat on Cruising USA for a good thirty forty
five minutes straight.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
He loved it. Some of the nerds trying to get
in on the machine. No, see that we went.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
It wasn't two packed, so it wasn't that difficult, but
I did at one point had to tell them, hey, guys,
some other people want to play a cruise in USA.
We got to get up and try something else.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
The ones where the nerds were at was it sports?
Were they actually throwing?
Speaker 3 (29:12):
So? No?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
No, no, they were literally just hitting buttons.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
No, no, it wasn't sports.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
It was like Zelda Quest or so, you know, something
one of those kind of games they were.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
No, they did not play the sports one.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Because you know, Golden tea, you at least have to
hit the little dial where you run in as far
as you can. Basketball, you're shooting football, you're throwing the
ones where you're just hitting the buttons.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Man, I mean, it's just not a great workout.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Not a great workout. Maybe this or your mental but
they were on that same machine. I don't even know
if it was Zelda Quest or you know, it was
one of those adventure ones or like a wild Why
But dude, I'm telling you, if you ever get a
chance to take baser, it's an absolute great date place.
And your kids when they get out of Vanderbilt, it's
a great place.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Man.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Only ten dollars, three hours of entertainment in the rain,
and guess what how much money we spent on food?
Zero dollars because I got four waters boom water for me,
water for you, three let's go.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
And a beer for the big guy.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Oh man, it was awesome, dude. It was a phenomenal day.
And so now my kids every day. Da can we
go back to that game place? Can we go play
video games? See, that's my problem.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
If the one dude's sitting on Baser's machine, I'm trying
to think it actually may be Mortal Kombat Fighter.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
It's just so good. If one of those Biggins is
are there good?
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Yeah? See if Baser can't play that, it's gonna get awkward.
If one of the dudes is camped and.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
They played some shooting game. I don't even know what
it was. One person steered, the other person shot. This
is great, dude, fantastic, but pinball cost you a dollar.
We'll take a break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
We are the Sore Losers Podcast. Do we already do that? Yeah,
we already did that. Man, I'm Batman. Yeah, dude, but.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
You realize we are two days away. This is the
first time in history. This is how organized we are.
We said July first, and we are two days away
from tickets going on sale.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Sorelosers dot Com presented by Freeling Chevrolet.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Who do you think Do you think we should give
a prize? Is the first person that buys a ticket?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
No? I think we should the first person that buys
a ticket. We should just like, honestly, just see that
person's name, see where they're from. They they're They're a living,
breathing person and they believe in this product. And they said,
I am committing myself that weekend to go to this
place in Nashville and trust these lunatics to organize the
(31:46):
entire weekend. And I'm just gonna blindly go, I mean,
mad props the first first and that buys a ticket,
I'm sending the merch. I'm sending them a sweatshirt hoodie.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Yeah, do that.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
And also I always think, I'm like, that is kind
of crazy that people just come to a city for us.
Bezer actually tells me every year she wants to go
to bravocan where's that at Vegas? And it's the people
from the Bravo shows.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Dang, there's a lot of Bravo shows.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
There are, but in I'm just like you just think.
I mean, I get you see online, it's fun, get
you see pictures. You just think we're gonna go out
there and have fun. I mean, are we gonna be close?
Like you think we're gonna get to meet these people.
It's just such a blind thing. I'm like, what if
we go out there and it's at a huge convention
center and we don't even get close to these people
(32:32):
and all we're doing is hearing them hungover talk about
a show that they recorded a year ago. Fascinating. Can't
wait to talk to them about milk toast.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Can I be honest with you, I believe that's probably
what BRAVOCN is because it's so big. There is no
way you're just hanging out with them and they're doing
a live pod where it's you and your people sitting
in a bar and you have the whole bar to
yourself and you're doing the pod.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
But we guarantee you can touch us.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
No really, because i mean you got the open bar
happy hour on that front. I mean, we're right there
in the room. There is no like separation, there's no
stanchion guy, you know, keeping you away.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
We're all hanging out together.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
And I also think with Bravocon they do a great
job because some of it is filmed in episodes they
actually do. Yeah uh, it's not an end of the
year reunion, but it's just a but they do actual ones,
cross promote different shows on a question and answer type
episode stuff, and they must do a crapload to editing.
They have to do phenomenal editing. Dude, there's sixteen hot mics.
(33:31):
I bet if you're I mean, guys, I'm being an audio.
I'm being a perfectionist here. I bet if you're sitting
in that audience, you're like, Eh, who said that?
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Huh what? Hey? How said that? There's they the producers
on that show.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Props to them for editing it and putting it on
TV because they do it, they do well with it.
But I bet in person it's an absolute disaster. There's
no dude. You guys have five mics on the big
show and half the time I don't even know what
you're saying, yeah, and and and you're throwing and I'm like, eh,
what he's saying?
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Then you're throw an abbey what he says? Scuba? Dude?
Speaker 1 (34:06):
They got they got thirty hot mics. They're all micd
up and there's fifteen on each side.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
What is the biggest Bravo show? It's the Housewives?
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Oh it is, yeah, and every city goes there. Okay,
bigger than the Summerhouse. Oh yeah, yeah, the Housewives for sure.
Summerhouse is up there. And then you got I mean,
vander Pump has dropped. Vander Pump used to be towards
the top, but they've dropped that. I don't know why,
but they did. But yeah, Summerhouse is now booming, and
Southern Charm is moving. So it's like the Housewives top
and then Summerhouse right there and Southern Charm right there
(34:37):
all right there.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
See I thought maybe the Housewives had dropped. I haven't really.
The only thing I hear about the Housewives now is
this person's going to jail for tax evation.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
But I would say they're the biggest one because they're
in so many cities. If you were to say a
specific city, sure, Southern Charm and Southern and now with
these scandals, they're huge. And actually scandaval is what save
vander Pump rules. But I mean it's pretty much donezo.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
But yeah, the.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Summer House in Southern charmers through the roof and they
all hang out together. And now they're all it's just
what is it called not sexual? We don't google incestual.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
I feel the same way like it with Survivor.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Now.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
I didn't realize how many Survivor people hang out together.
It's like people from past seasons are hanging out in
this city. Oh they're in this city. Oh look I'm here. Look,
Oh I'm having lunch with And the other day I
saw a video of Jordan. He's like from the Challenge.
He's like, hey, when a Challenge legend says hey, you
got an hour to go for a run, and it's
(35:32):
Durrell and him and Durell are like running up a
mountain and Durell's like, I told you I only have
an hour. And they're like way up at the top
of the mountain and Jordan's jumping over rocks and Daryl's
like this, mother, like what is he doing?
Speaker 3 (35:45):
We gotta go back now.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
And they're both on a show together or different.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Seasons from they've been on this challenge together, but they're
also different seasons and it's just like whoa when the
world's collide.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
And also Andy Cohen, the host. They have him host
about I don't know fifteen events during Bravo Con. His
voice is shot after day two. Well, so you're listening
to a Horse and you were goes.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
I'm like, Beezer, are they in Vegas this Braba Con?
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Okay? Yeah, no, wonder he sounds terrible. I can't watch this,
and we're gonna go watch it in person. But we
promise you at our podcast tapings we will not be
Horse from the night before, right.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
But after the pod is when I start losing my voice.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Oh, Sunday, you're done. Always go to you around two
pm on Sunday NFL games. I'm like, hey, dude, your
voice is shot. Fy for the big show.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
You might want to stop talking because your voice is done.
Like you sound like crap.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Okay, then I will stop talking to these crazy people.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
And then they'll be like, you want to do another shot,
and I might. No, I'm not doing shots. We're not
doing shots. We're not doing that, Bezers.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
I mean day one, it was like one chick asking
Beazer make out with her, and I mean we're getting touched.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
I'm like, guys, what exactly does this ticket entail?
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Yeah, it's not it's not touched me con it is
called Sore Losers Convention. Guys, it's not like we just
cop a feel all that. I mean, and we luckily
we have a nurse, Brandy Martinez. She saves lives. I
mean Callaway should be back to I mean, he should
be pretty much back. I mean he came last year,
last minute, and you know what his flair for the dramatic.
(37:12):
I don't know if he did this on purpose. See,
I kind of feel like he was being a diva
last year because he had this brain tumor. You know,
he wanted all this attention, so he put a tumor
in his brain, said hey, look at me. Everybody attention
to me lately because we changed our pictures to we
stand with.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
Callaway like praying for him.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Yeah, we don't know how to change him back.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
And so then he's like, ah, I'm not going to
come to convention, and everybody's like, Callaway, you gotta come,
you gotta come. And his whole crew, Rosanna all them
and they were freaking, hey, you gotta come, you gotta come,
and the Martinezes and oh, Miguel didn't come, so he
didn't count the locers.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Hey, b.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
And he's like no, no, And then what does he
do the morning of? He surprises them all and drives up.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Yeah, Amy and Brandon Hill callaway, you can ride with us.
He's like, no, I'm not gonna come, and then boom.
He surprised him. I think he wanted the flair dramatic
for the dramatic. I think he was coming the whole time.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Well, but also, wouldn't it be understandable to understand that
we knew all along he was coming, because don't we
see the names of the people that purchased tickets.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Yeah, but he didn't have a He hadn't purchased a ticket.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Ray he did it under an alias.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
That's what I'm saying. He hadn't purchased one At.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
That bend over. We had no idea it was him.
That's what I'm saying. He hadn't purchased one because he
was like, Oh, I'm not gonna come. I'm not gonna come.
I'm not gonna come.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
He filed under the name of Ben had a baby.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
It's a boy.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Old reference.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
What a great commercial, What an absolutely great commercial.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
You're talking about collect calls at how you had to
squeeze in an entire sentence says the name, and then
you could understand and not have to pay for the
collect call. So this son calls his dad and he goes,
Ben had a baby and it's a boy, and so
it sounds like a name, and the lady goes to
the husband, what did he call for?
Speaker 3 (38:59):
To go, oh, Ben had a baby. It's a boy,
and then it hangs up.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Absolutely fantastic, absolutely fantastic. So yeah, hey guys, Wednesday, July first,
soarlosers dot com please get your tickets first person to buy.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
You're getting merch.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
First merch. I'm sending a sweatshirt, a hoodie. There's nothing
that says.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
July hopefully your size generic like you get a coach
hoodie in the mail. I mean it's gonna be fantastic. Yes,
nice seasonal choice.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Hey man, what do you want me to do? Okay,
I'll send them, take them to Aruba tank top.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
The way it was explained to me is when you
put out merch, you have to think a season ahead.
So the merch we would put out now would actually
be false. So you're actually correct with the hoodies, okay,
and then in the fall we would need to already
start be thinking about the spring. In the spring, we
would already need to be start thinking about winter. You
have to think seasonally ahead.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
I know.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
And last mentioned we said we'd have merch, and we
have not done anything about it.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
I made two hundred and fifty thousand dollars in merch.
Like we're so stupid, Toby keithrust in peace.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
Like we gotta make merch.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
I make more money in merch than the President of
the United States makes it salary.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
I was like an intern I was like, who is
this guy? That's pretty good? Why does he sound like
a cowboy? That was pretty good?
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Though.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
That's a good line. It would you ever want to
be the president? No, man, I made more than the
president merch.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
Great line.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
The guy walks in one of our eighteen year old
interns like, hey, mister Keith, how are you doing? He goes,
I don't know, google me.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
The kid just turned eighteen. It was his first day
of an internship. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Google me. In the hallway of the radio station, and
I was like, dang, this country radio is cutthroat.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
Oh man, all right, everybody, I have a good Monday.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Don't forget sored losers, dot get your tickets I'm gonna
take a nap today.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
I'm tired. All right, we gotta go see you later.
You think Colway's coming this year, right? Like?
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Oh yeah, right, it's the centennial, that's true. Two hundred
and fifty dash six.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
I see what you mean, man, Yeah, I can't wait
to be on Broadway.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Man, what a day. I hope we sell some tickets
on Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Man, I'm like an artist, dude, I'm gonna be sitting
there going do we sell one?
Speaker 3 (41:32):
Do we sell one? Do we sell one? Do we
sell one? Hopefully we sell one
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