April 27, 2026 • 46 mins
In this episode Ray talks about how he taught his Uber driver how to become rich and he wants to make you rich also. The Dodds are moving back to Georgia so Ray and BAE had one last adventure with them in Nashville before they leave Nashville behind. Lunchbox tried to play golf but the new guy at the counter was doing everything in his power to keep him off the course. Plus Lunchbox made an executive decision that left some T-Ball parents upset with him. Last but not least the Spurs are back, Victor Wembanyama is back, and the NFL Draft is over.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Culture.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Welcome back, man, I got a question.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Welcome back.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I've been here, but continue was this weekend? On the
weekend you said bye to the dogs.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Yes? Oh man, yeah, I got the goodbye.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
If you want it, I would love the goodbye freaking
He already had his Georgia hat on, already had the
frat boy shorts on, frat boys shirt on.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
He goes, what do you mean? I go, dude, nobody
dresses like that here. That's for sure an sec south look.
And he goes, oh, yeah, you're right, coacher. I wanted
to capture it, and nobody else really cared about it.
But here you go. Story fucking we're going to Georgia.
We're going to Georgia. Nobody understands his significance. That was it.
(00:43):
BJ was in the background, our friend here in town.
I think he thinks he's going to Georgia too. I
don't know why he was talking, but man, and then
they're telling the uber uber was taking him back to
their house. But we all saying Georgia. The uber driver goes,
are we really going to Georgia? Na, dude, we're trying
to film a documentary here. Of course, you're not going
(01:03):
to Georgia. Just let it happen.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Man, that's sad. I mean, was it a good goodbye?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Like? Was it wed emotional? We did the root beer
shot at Red Door as the final shot. Well we
did six drinks after that, but just for photo's sake,
that was our final shot.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Got it so like documentary wise, it looks like the
final shot was the root beer shot. Then they cut
the cameras and you stayed around and enjoyed.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Some more drinks. Then there were a couple more nightcappers.
McKitty ended up coming around. Wow, maybe did winners losers?
One of them's closed, one of them's open with him,
and then Baser grabbed me by the shirt collar. Let's
get home before dark?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Was McKitty by himself?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Now he has some dude that kind of looks like me.
I go mckitt, Yeah, I go McKitty. Who's this guy?
Am I looking in the mirror right now? He's got
a watch on frat daddy or a backwards hat on?
Where's a black shirt? Dude? That's awesome? You ever met
yourself around town? I'm like, who is this guy? Did
(02:05):
you replace me with me? Like that's weird? Like another
dude with a deep voice, a beard, and a hoodie.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Oh man, So were you guys out all day? No, No,
we didn't.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
We they can only have a sitter for so long,
so we were gonna go to their house.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yes, that's what the rumor was.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
The next day they had the final closing people coming,
and I mean, we're not gonna have We're gonna be
playing beer pong with cup rings on the table that
people are about to purchase and stuff. No, and vacuuming.
Can you imagine the next morning dusting, vacuuming, scrubbing floors
and stuff. Like, guys, they're coming in, they're gonna see
the final inspection and we've been last night. We took
(02:45):
it all deep man, But what did you guys do?
So we met at at Virgin okay, the hotel, Yeah,
and itways. They they're kind of new to the scene,
so they booked a downstairs place and I go, hey,
that restaurant, I said, not a lot. I think it's
just if you're staying at the hotel, you go to
that restaurant because there's one downstairs. Yeah, but then there's
a cool kids when upstairs on the rooftop. Oh, and
(03:07):
I go, hey, guys, that one downstairs is pretty cool,
but it's a little cooler if you go to the
rooftop one. And the rooftop one's called the pool club.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Oh sounds nice.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
And so Dodd goes, oh, okay, cool, we'll bring in
our bathing suits. We'll see all there. And I go okay,
So Dodd, now that we're parents and stuff, now we're
out of the game a little bit. I go, Dodd,
you don't need the swim trunks. It's just a it's
just called the pool club. Nobody really goes the pool
un that's you're staying there. And he goes, oh, okay, okay.
He comes there, We get in there and he goes, oh,
(03:36):
you guys works just right down the road. Huh Music Row?
And I go no, no, no, no. He goes, what
do you mean it's just right over there? Oh god.
I was like Dodd.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
We moved out of Music Row a year and a
half ago. We've been downtown at the Skyscraper Bro been
on social media, hang out with the guy one time.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
A year of like, well, guess what Chewy's has gone too.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I'm gonna blow your mind, hey, DoD, And guess what?
Uh loser winners closed.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I went out duck blind yep, and then uh rebar
is now odies and kung fu is uh good night
or uh good times good times, but also odies. They're
all kind of interconnected. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Was he just like what's going on?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah? Yeah, it was a lot because of all the construction.
Everything's new. So you go to Virgin. We went to
Virgin and we did We just did some finger foods
and they got some vice and then we realized cech
is probably not a good thing to just do on drinking.
You never know how that it's an uncooked fish or something.
I know. I couldn't do it though, it's not worth
(04:47):
the risk. Most people get kind of sick with no, no, no,
most people don't get sick. I do, no, no, you
think you do. I can do a lobster roll like savice. Not.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Most people get sick when they eat it, or else
they wouldn't serve it, people wouldn't buy it. So saying
most people get sick that stuff is so freaking good.
The truffle fries no smashed, I'm not really, I'm not
really a huge truffle dude.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Brussels sprouts smash straight gas. And then obviously there's a
bachelorette party up there, so of course, oh my god.
And so they're all in their hats, which are ridiculous
woo well, and they're wearing the clothes that half their
bodies hanging out and I'm oh, it's just so terrible. Right,
But you're trying to have a heart to heart with DoD.
I'm like, man, it's been really meaningful. And you got
(05:38):
busty Betties right next to him. I'm like, she needs
you to take her picture, dude, DoD stands up. Okay,
there you go, movlog. It's not just one picture. Then
they're out on the patio taking pictures. It's guys, the
whole life isn't a picture. Do one picture and.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
You don't it or leave it.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
It's not a photo shoot. This isn't seenior picture. This
isn't graduation. It's not your wedding day to batch the
rep party. Take one drunken pick and move on. And
then Earl girls in town, No, Alex Earl that Wow,
was she there Brady's chick? No, I got a check
with McKitty. She was somewhere downtown. Got it. He went
saw her?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Okay, he met her. Yeah, he met up with her.
Wait wait, met up with her or.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Was that a place she was at? Got a picture
with her? Got it? Whatever you want to call that,
thank you? And but then we yeah, we did Red
Door and then we went to Losers. I think Dodd
dipped before that, and then that was night night for us.
We were back in the Uber and I talked to
the guy for like forty five minutes, explaining to on
the stock market, and then I went to bed.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
What'd you explain? Like, how you just broke down? What's hot,
what's not?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
What to do? What not to do? Yeah. I always
love when people go, oh, yeah, the stock mart, you know,
cause he kind of he's like, what do you guys?
Do you know? Not to brag, but I mean I
have a podcast and I'm on a morning shoes oh
no shit, and just blown away. And I was like, well,
if that's gonna blow your mind, I'm also in the
stock mart. And he goes, oh, buy low, sell high.
(07:03):
I was like, no, no, no, no, no. There's options trading,
there's stripe prices, there's earnings reports, there's nobody knows about options.
It's a separate trading market than the stock market. And
if you listen back to our podcast, the one I
did by myself. I explained the entire options market how
you can make so much money, but nobody's ever explained it,
and so I did to our Uber driver in forty
(07:23):
five minutes, it was mine, Blue is Mine.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I would love to know of all the people that
listen to that pod, if they've really made a lot
of money in the options market, if they took advantage
of the lesson you gave them, the money making opportunity
that you presented to sore losers nation. I want to
know how many people took advantage of that.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Hopefully so because zero because there's with a ton of money,
you can slowly make the money you need to. You
got to take more risk when you're like me, Base
only gave me a thousand to invest, So I was
taking great risk, great risk, But that's what you have
to do to build it at first. Really, but you
have access. So if you have one thousand dollars in
(08:03):
the stock market, how much money you have access to? What? Okay, Navidia,
you know Navidia. Yeah, if you invest in Navidia, which
Navidia when you were buying it was it it was
before it split. Now it's split, so it's at two hundred,
so you would have access to five shares, which is
one thousand dollars. Correct. So say Navidia goes up in
(08:24):
a day two dollars, bro, you would make ten dollars
with options trading that two hundred dollars, you actually are
buying thirty thousand dollars worth of Navidia. WHOA, So you
could make anywhere from five hundred to two grand in
thirty minutes. Why did I do that? That's what I
(08:45):
explained to the Uber driver for forty five minutes. Blue
is fucking mine, dude. He ate Uber and today I
told him, I said, Monday morning, eight thirty am, I
know where I'm gonna find you. He goes, yeah, I
got an airport run and I said, no, idiot, it's
when the stock market opens.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
The guys, no, it's right here on my calendar. I
gotta have a calendar as an Uber driver. There's too
much stuff on my plate. Got one at eight thirty picking.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Him up from the Virgin and of course I've Hambard
he I swear to God. After we left his car
for twenty minutes, he just had to be sitting there
like huh. Huh ha. And then the whole time he
got bazer blast is hard. Oh yeah, I'm from here.
I'm from Nashville. Blast is hard. How are y'all? He's
just probably like, what a whirlwind just hit my car? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
What like that guy said, what? No, that can't be real.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
What I got my hat backwards? I mean, we just
look like a couple of idiot kids.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
And then I feel bad for him. He has to
drive you all the way out there, and then I
wonder if he's able to pick up a ride coming
back in.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
That's what I always worry about. I don't feel as
bad when they come to get us, because you know
they're going towards downtown, going back towards downtown. Yeah, so
otherwise he's out forty I mean, not much gas because
he has to then come back downtown. The thing with
that is that the ride there, I wish I could
have given some advice to that one not to be sexist.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Oh tell me.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
It was a woman driver, Oh and she and she
cut multiple people off. She there was a lot of
these what are you doing? Oh gets in the right
hand lane on Broadway when once you're in the right
you can only go right oh. So then she pulls
over and blocks two lanes.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Eh.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Yeah, it's all good. We're just going to brunch. We're
in like party mode. And I got this on the
side of the car up. Yeah, so he's honking at
you because you're blocking both lanes. Ah, that's what it
was like the entire ride. I mean, my nerves were
like the DoD Yeah, whenever you're getting put a grand
Moody on top of it. Dodd freaking orders a drake
(11:01):
like I got like a I'd put it on my Instagram.
I can throw it over on sore losers a little girl.
It was a ballini in the flower on top. No,
I didn't know they were rolling the flower, Okay, Dodd gets, uh,
it wasn't a Penia Colada, but it looked like it.
It was. Uh, let's just say, let's just say Pina colada.
God it wasn't. And then Todd goes it was parents'
(11:22):
day out. He goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, Pina colada. Guy
hands it to him and DoD goes, hey, you know what,
can I get a grand Manner on top of it?
And the guy goes, oh no, no, there's already alcohol in it,
and Eric goes, yeah, yeah, can I get a Grand
Mannie on top of it as a topper? And I go, Dodd,
how did you know that was gonna mix well? And
he goes, you don't think I haven't ordered that before.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
He's like, dude, I get once a year out, Dude,
I know what I want, dude.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Then we got these root beer shots and they're a
shot you're supposed to take him as a shot. They
were so good, and it was their first time having one.
We just ordered them. Then his drinks and I go, guys,
they're so good you don't just have to shoot it
down like it's Frat Tuesday, Like, let's just slowly drink it.
So we're sitting at the table with our root beer shots,
(12:11):
just slowly drinking them. Yeah. It's like a cream shot
that's in root beer. So yeah, just kind of like
a root beer drink. So it's like, why are we
chugging these? I kind of want to enjoy mine. Man.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
We used to get one at the library in Austin
on the sixth Street, and the bartender's name was Montana
and she would make these big red shots and I
am telling you they were so freaking delicious. I don't
know what was in them, don't know what it was,
but it tasted exactly, and I mean exactly like Big
(12:47):
Red Baser got Deep Eddies grapefruit.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, but you're supposed to get a mixer with it.
Oh and so I don't know if it was the
bartender or it was me, but you're Deep Edtty's grapefruit
water lime and I go Deep Eddies lime grapefruit. So
when I came back to the table, apparently the lady
just straight from the bottle had poured Deep Eddies as
(13:13):
a drink, oh, without mixing it with anything. Oh and
that was where we drew the line of all the
drinks that we were gonna have. We said absolutely not
to straight Deep Eddies. So that was the fallen soldier.
We just said it to the side. Yeah, but I
mean I of course I put it on, uh pusty Betty.
I was like Bartender never mixed it with anything, but
(13:36):
forever ever reason dude as a little tipsy. As I
was ordering and stuff, bartender was laughing her ass off, hilarious.
I must have because she was also maybe she knew
I knew the face. I mean, she would go to
me first of anybody it didn't matter who was coming
up there. I mean, I was three people deep. What
was he wanted? Like? This service is phenomenal? Does she
know me from the podcast?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
And I do want to apologize. Montana worked at the aquarium.
The library was right next door. But yes, it's probably
because you were such a good tipper.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Well that's the other question. Baser hits me on Sunday morning.
Did you close out? Couldn't tell you. But it's just
a twenty They just up charge you.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Twenty Yeah, they aren't charges twenty percent. I guess you're good.
You're good, don't worry about just walk away. They make
it so much easier if you're gonna do twenty percent anyway,
Just leave you don't fight the crowds, the hassle of
oh hey, excuse me, excuse me. Busty Betty, Busty Betty,
Can I close out my tamp?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
What's the last name? Justin taught me that one because
it now. The thing is they give you your card
right back to you. Yeah, and he goes, so, yeah,
why fight it? Just walk out. It's gonna be twenty
percent anyways. But and then I do remember Busty Betty
from five years ago. She's still slinging them drinks. You
(14:53):
always hope they're maybe gonna move towards a corporate job
or something. The same b Steve Betty that was slinging
when we lived on Broadway. It's tough to see, but
maybe they're just loving life, man.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Maybe that's what They're making enough money and they like
the hours, they like the environment.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
But I'll tell you everything at Red Door is the
exact same. I mean, Busty Betty's still behind the bar.
The TVs are still this. I mean, they haven't moved
towards the big plasma screens yet. They're still what's this? What?
Who got drafted? You can't even see who's getting drafted?
And it's all the decorations, inch of dust on them.
Oh gotta love it. But Red Door is still holding
(15:34):
on good problems to them.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Do you want to introduce the show? Yeah, let's do that.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
We're gonna go ahead.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Hey, and I got a question. Do you think that's
the last time you ever see doc?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
No? No, no. We believe that there'll be Georgia trips.
They're in Athens, go down there for a dog's game. Okay, Yeah,
so they we think that we'll see them more now
than we did when they lived in Kingston, really because
it's just a plight to Atlanta and then drive their
brother lives in Atlanta. Oh swings and grabs us and
(16:07):
we go to Athens. Okay, because we had gone. I
mean in the last year we'd seen him at a
birthday and did they a birthday? And then what was
the other? There was two things. There was two events
we saw him for in a year. Wow. So I
mean I think that we could probably beat that. I hope. Man.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
I was just worried that him moving away meant the
end of a friendship.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Man. No, man, no, no, no no. And he's got
a big, big job. He's gonna be got some exec job.
Like God, you're gonna have time to write anymore. I
mean he's gonna be wearing a collar every day now what. Yeah,
he's this huge promoter on a golf course for one
of the biggest golf courses in Georgia outside of Augusta.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Hey, looks like I'm head of Athens.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
We're gonna do it live. Oh there one, two, three?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Sore loser?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I know the most about sports, so I give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Sports genius, y'all. It is sisson. I'm from the North.
I'm an alpha male. I live on the north side
of Nashville with Baser. Takes us forty five minutes to
get downtown. For me during the week, it's twenty you
know what I'm saying. But yeah, we got three acres,
there's gonna be a lot of rain in the dirt
with that furt in the dirt because I heard a
tornader's coming, That's what I hear.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
But man, they said it was gonna rain this weekend,
this pass the weekend before, and we got no rain,
So the fert in the dirt was getting no saturation.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
What's I'm being sarcastic. But what's even better than a
storm is everybody talking the whole day about a storm
and then it never happening. Yeah, Oh it's gonna rain.
Oh it's gonna rain. Hey, guys, we better get in.
It's gonna rain. I didn't ever see it even a drop,
did you.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I got a couple drops on my arm and on
the sidewalk because we were at the art show for
my four year old. He had an art show at
his school. Saw the assistant coach for T ball and
he was like and his wife was like, ah, so,
what do you think about the game tomorrow, coach? And
I was like, I don't know, man. They've been talking
about how much rain we're gonna get tonight. Shows yeah,
(18:17):
because my parents were talking about driving up for the game.
But I told him it's probably not gonna happen. So
I told him, don't even bother wake up Saturday morning.
They're wanting to drip a rain.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
And then I hear from my car guy. I'm at
lunch with him on Friday. He goes, Oh, it's supposed
to be a huge car show on Saturday. He goes,
I'm not going because of the rain. And I go, oh,
my gosh, should we cancel with the Dodds because of
the rain. The rain never happened.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
I'm glad you didn't cancel.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
But there is a tornader coming today. That is what
the rumor is.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I saw the wind symbol around noon and then it's
supposed to get harry later tonight.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
And then the assistant coach texting me Saturday morning, he goes,
is the game still on? And I said, have you
walked outside. He's like, well, I don't know, and I
said it didn't rain.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Game on And he didn't know that. No, I thought
it was being funny. The group text is it was
all rain. Yeah, And I said, it's a damn good
day to get a little too much sun. That's good.
But I'm glad I said it because it actually was
sunny out.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
It was very sunny.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
People were worried about for the marathon. Oh, it's gonna
be tons of rain. It'll be tough to run it.
It had to have been the best weather you could
have asked for. Cool over cloudy.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
It was beautiful, seventy degrees and a little bit of wind,
like a nice cool wind breeze.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
I guess you'd even call it.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
It was a fantastic day.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Man. After the break, oh man, I got hit with
white racism. Oh man, we'll take a break. We'll were
it back. Man, unless you got something I would rather
not even share.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Okay, well then I'll talk about you. I went to
play golf, man, I went to play golf the other day.
And I appreciate people trying to work hard and get
into the workforce, and you know, have a job. And
I'm all for new people getting a job, like I
want you to have a job. I want you to
be employed. Employable people are very good. They make the
(20:22):
world go round. They get income, they can upgrade their
living facility, they can get a new car, they can
get a new hat, get a new shirt, whatever they want.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Hey, you got a dollar? Brother.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
And I go to the golf course, right and I
walk in. Of course, I'm just walking in. I don't
know that I'm going to play that. I just didn't
make a tea time. And I walk up to the
counter and I'm like, hey, man, I'd like to play
round of golf. He goes, how many holes? I said eighteen?
(20:52):
He goes walking a riding. I said, I think I'm
an ride today. He goes, all right, what time's your
tea time? And I said, oh, no, no, no, I don't
have a tea time. I'm just walking up, you know,
just having to have a few spare a few hours
that I could come out here and swing the sticks.
(21:13):
And he goes, ooh, the two guys in front of you,
I was able to get them out because I'm setting
them off the back nine.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
He actually, you send them to war Bro. They're just
playing golf.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
And he goes, but, yeah, we got a are you
with the Johnson tea time? I was like, no, no, no,
I don't have a tea time. He goes, ooh because
here in about fifteen minutes the Johnson's they have three
tea times back to back to back. Oh man, hold
(21:48):
on one second, all right.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
The Rubik's cube of tea times.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Yeah, And he goes over to the concession stand.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Lady pork Missile Patty, she's gonna weigh in, and she
has her apron on and she has her gloves on
because she's cooking.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Some pork missiles on the little rolling grill. I guess,
how are you doing you porking over there? And he's
over there talking to her, and she leans over. She goes, yeah,
just just probably put him on the wait list. Then
I'm like, there is nobody here, Like the parking lot
is empty, there's no one on the putting green, and
(22:33):
pork Missile Patty is making the decision on if I
get to go play golf or not.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
She might be moving up though. I liked that she
was able to do it outside of her department. Give
some expertise, yeah, because she like when she's over there,
not making the pork missile. She's doing tea times. She
understands golfer flow.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
I'm not sure that's accurate. But this guy's obviously new,
is not very comfortable in his role. And I understand
when you're new at a job, you're very nerve. You're
very nervous about not screwing up, You're very nervous about
learning the ropes, whatever job it is. When you started
as a cashier at the grocery store to when you
started the you know, you know, the exec job that
(23:11):
Dodd's going to be starting. He's getting nervous on his
first day because you're not sure how everything works. And
he comes back over and he goes, yeah, man, and
it looks like I'm about to put you on the
wait list.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Dun, dun, dumn.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
I'm like, all right, you know, and he goes, you know,
we'll try to get you out. It's just that Johnson,
the Johnson's, they're now, they're thirteen minutes away from their
tea Times starting. I was like, oh well, dude, I
can get out there before them, Like I don't need
to warm up. I can just go damn wam hit
it swack woom go. He's like, yeah, I just don't
(23:48):
want to cram too many people in. You're telling me
you have a thirteen minute window now, like it was
fifteen minutes then you went to talk to pork Missile Patty,
and now it's down to thirteen minutes. I'm sure I
could get out.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
There and go. And I would say six minutes is
a good spacing between groups.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I would agree.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Double that. Thirteen minutes, well, you can rake the course
before they get here. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I was like, I was like, all right, man, Jason gibble.
He goes, gibble gbbl e. He goes, I got you down.
And at this moment, an older fella walks by behind
the counter. He goes, why are you writing his name
on the wait list? He goes, we can get him
out right now. And he goes, oh, looks like we
(24:37):
can get you out man, And I'm like, I really
appreciate it, man, really, thank you so much. Goes, You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Man.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
I'm glad I could do that for you. And I'm like, no, no,
you're taking credit for the guy behind you that just
happened to be walking by, right, And I was like, look, man,
I'm gonna play so fast he's the Johnson's.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
They're not e gonna know.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
I'm here.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
You slice your first show.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
They're not even gonna know. I'm gonna hear. And I
get out there and Boom play whole number one, Boom
play whole number two. And I look back in the
Johnson's heading even teeed off.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Yeah, I see exactly.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
I'm like, oh my god, I'm gonna fly. Then I
get the whole three and there's a three some.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
I was gonna say, you're about to start backing up.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
There's a threesome in front of me, older guys obviously
playing a scramble. And I've never seen three people play
so slow in my life.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Well, I was gonna say, a scramble will make them
go faster.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
So you would think you would think good, make them
go faster. And I sit there as they line up
the putt putt it because it's part three. The number
three is at part three. Another guy goes and gets
his ball and he starts walking to the other side
of the hole. I'm like, no, no, you just saw
the guy putt. You should know which way it's gonna go.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
He's measuring it out, all right, cool, he.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Puts missus third guy drops the ball. He goes the
other side of the hole to watch.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
It might have been high stakes.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
And I am like, you have got to be kidding me.
But at the same time, once I realized that them
playing slow slowed me down a little bit, and I
wasn't in a rush, and I was practicing my swing,
like if I hit a bad shot, I would hit
a second ball, Like I would drop two balls, play
two balls.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Why not.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
You're there to work on your golf swing, work on
your mechanics. So I mean I would drop a second ball,
play a second ball, why not. I'd keep the score
of the first one, but just to see, how, you know,
if I can correct my mistakes. So by whole four
I get to the T box, I te off and
the Johnsons have caught me.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Oh wow, they made up some ground.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yeah, there's two guys, which was interesting that there was
only two.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
And I was like, hey.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yeah, you guys want to hit in. I can keep
an eye and make sure one of you guys isn't cheating.
If you need me to hold the money, I'm happy
to do it. And the one guy lied. He goes, Oh,
you don't need to worry about us. Worry about the
guys behind us. I was like, all right, other guy
didn't laugh. All right, cool, cool, and we proceed to
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play the next five holes together. The one guy didn't
say one word to me. Some are like that he
didn't say one word, didn't say anything. I tell him
good shot. He wouldn't say thank you, nothing.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
The Nashville Elite and I was like, oh, this hell
is gonna go.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
All right, there's gonna be a long back nine.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
You know.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
We get done with number nine and they're like. I
was like, you're gonna grab something. They're like, yeah, we're
gonna grab The guy says yeah, we're gonna go inside
real quick.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
All right.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
So I go to the tenth tee box and I
hang out. Well, I was gonna say, it's just courteous.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
You don't gotta wait for him.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
How long do you wait? Right?
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Not at all? Just take off. You're not friends with them.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Right, But I still have that threesome in front of me.
Oh okay, So my question is how long do you wait?
Speaker 1 (28:13):
I mean, if it's anything more in a couple minutes
to check on the phone on a couple scores, time
to go.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Well, I waited five minutes I'm waiting because I don't
want it to be awkward. I don't want to just
go and then then catch up with me and be like, yo, dude,
why'd you leave?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
And it's something about it a golf course. Five minutes
is fifteen minutes. It feels like forever, dude.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
I mean, I sat there and I'm in the open,
I'm exposed to. Everybody just sees me sitting there, going
what is this guy doing? Why is he not hitting?
And I'm like looking back and I still see their
golf cart parks right outside the you know, clubhouse. I'm
all right, col I wait.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
A little bit more, you gotta go.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
It's been eight minutes feels like one hundred minutes, and
I'm like, no, I still ain't coming.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Drive a couple.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
So after ten minutes, I'm like, all right, I'll just
tea off. I'll tee off and then they'll be out here.
So I put the ball down. What bah whack it
down there?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
It's par five.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Hit it put out out there in the fairway, beautiful,
great shot. Look back at the clubhouse. Still no action,
still no sign. So at the thirteen minute mark, I
make the decision, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Ahead and go. Yeah. They sat down inside there with
the fire and port Missal Patty shooting the bowl with.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Him, and they just ghosted me.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Man.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
They just never came back out, you think. And then
I get a couple holes up and you can you
see them pull up to the tea box, and I'm
they didn't want to.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Play with me, bakay. So that's what they slow played
in the clubhouse.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
They slow played it, but all they had to do
was say, hey man, why do you go ahead? Instead
they said, yeah, we're gonna go in and grab something
real quick, making it sound like I'm supposed to wait
for them, that I am supposed to be like, okay, cool,
I'll be at the tea box. If they would have
just said, hey man, it was good play with you,
but my friend didn't like you, so you're gonna wait
in the clubhouse till you're gone, totally understand.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
I wonder if they were at a vantage point where
they could see you.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Oh h no, no, for sure, they could see me.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Eight minutes, I'll look at it, thirteen minutes, look.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
At him, Oh, thirteen minutes. He's finally driving away. Now
we can go get in our cart.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
He hit his ball. Thirteen minutes, he finally hit his ball.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Oh my, that's a recordability, that's a record, man. Usually
they hit it after six That idiots stayed there for
thirteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
The song and dance at a golf court is definitely
A course is definitely different. It is.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Yeah, you're trying to figure out people's you know, like
habits and how they want to be talked to and
how you're supposed to interact with him. You don't know them,
and I felt like these two dudes just wanted to
play by themselves. But by the time they caught me,
I was like, man, you guys got to play with me.
There's no way. And at nine they decided they were
done with me.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Last time I walked on a golf course, I got
a fifteen minute lecture on why this guy as his ballmarker,
chooses one that has the clip on on your hat.
It's so simple. You clip it on, you'll never lose
it again. It just clips right here to the bill
of your hat. For fifteen minutes, I was instructed on
how important it is for your game, your golf game,
to get a clip on ballmarker. Now I'll just use
(31:20):
my half cut off te that I sometimes use, or
I just make a little intention with my finger. You
really don't even need a ball marker. I love this
when my wife got it for me for my birthday
and it just clips right on the bill and then
watch it. Yep. See, I'll just pop it right off
and then goes right behind your ball and then right
back up there and right it'll clip right on. Never
(31:42):
lose it always, No, it's right there on my bill. Wow, fascinating. Man,
that was a day.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Man, that sounds really bad. Thank you for sharing that
with us. Now, I know we'll take a break and
we'll come back with some reverse, with some white racism.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
We'll be right back. What happened? Man? Yeah, so this
wasn't my best hour. I'm not gonna say the place
I think I already have. Uh So, I was at
the hotel and we were doing brunch, and we had
had a waitress, but I was so deep in conversation. Shot.
(32:18):
I don't really look anymore, but I believe she was
mid got it and makeup, blonde hair, nice white girl. Okay, okay, yep,
I hadn't really looked at her face okay, outside of
too much makeup, too little dress, I didn't know what
she freaking looked like. Okay, and so that we've been
there for two hours. At the very end, I didn't
(32:39):
know where she was. And I look over at the
hostess standing. There's white girl, blonde hair, too much makeup,
too little dress, And so I go up to her
and I was like, hey, we're all clocked out, man,
hell of a male. Real gray didn't touch the savice.
It only ate two Brussels sprouts, but we killed the drinks.
We're ready to go, and she goes, I'm not your waitress,
(33:03):
but I can go tell her for you. We're both
white and blonde. There. I had thrown a perfect game
up until then. There's no coming back from it. I
was like, dang, it got me with white racism. That's
on me. That is on you, man, that's on you.
(33:23):
You see blonde. Yeah, it's a bad look. Man, there's
no who was great that We were leaving right after that.
My bad, I'm sorry I didn't memorize both of y'all's faces.
Pardon me.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
And when the waitress came up, did she said, Oh
you silly?
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Sarah told me y'all are all ready to check out? Oh? Yes, yes,
I didn't know how that really flowed. Sometimes if the
host jumps in on the waitress staff, I didn't know.
Sometimes it's different, Rushant. They never do that. I know.
I just made that up. Okay, talk about that white racism.
That's tough, man. It's a bad look. And I'm gonna
tell you I got I did get a little. I
got the t ball parents upset at me this weekend.
(34:05):
I think because it was.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Picture day for the Little League and they send you
the email and they say, oh, you know, sign up
for your time for pictures. And by the time I
see the email, the only slots available at like two
or two thirty. Our game was at eight am. So
I'm sitting there and I'm like, do I sign us
up for the two to two thirty picture or do
(34:30):
I just say, you know what, executive decision. No one
wants to play an eight am game, Go home, do
whatever they're doing, live their life, get the uniform back on,
drive back to the field to take a picture.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
That's not even an option, bro, What do you mean
it's not an option? I mean did they have this
when we were kids. I swear it was a picture
two seconds before a game. Nobody cared half the pictures.
Some the kids are looking in the wrong direction. They're
never organized. There's no way it was slotted like that
in thirty minute increments.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Okay, maybe it was fifteen minute increments, whatever it was.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
That is a brutal saturday. Where's your day off?
Speaker 2 (35:15):
There is no days off, man, when you're a parent,
there are no days off. So I had to make
the executive decision. Do we go with the two or
two thirty timeslot or do we just straight up go
with the Ah, we're not gonna do pictures.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
No pictures, I know you and I absolutely went no pictures.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Yeah, I went absolutely as a parent, no one wants
to leave. Go home five hours later, track back down
the uniform, put it on the kid, drive them up there,
find a parking spot, get there and take a picture.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Is it at a park though, because you guys have
played in the play place, it is at the little league.
It could have maybe pulled it off, brought lunch in.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Yes, but I just decided it was not worth the hassle.
Other people have other games, they have siblings. It's very
difficult and at the end of the game, everybody starts going, hey, hey, coach, coach,
what time are our pictures today? And I'm like, oh,
yeah about that. Oh it's for your whole team, not
(36:25):
just your kids.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Yeah, I decided for all the parents. That's quite that's
a presidential executive decision.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
And I said, oh, yeah, guys, I made the executive
decision no pictures. If you want to go by and
get your individual pictures, go ahead. But the only slots
were available were like two two thirty. I didn't think
you wanted to leave here, go home, do whatever you're doing,
go about your life. Then oh wait, it's almost two o'clock.
Get the kids back in the car, get the uniform
(36:57):
back on drive, get a picture taken. I made the
executive decision that we could all line up behind home
plate and take a picture. And everybody's like, oh, oh,
what about individuals?
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Can I do one of my kids?
Speaker 2 (37:12):
I'm like, yeah, I'm sure they'll be able to sneak
you in, squeeze you in if you just want that
one photo.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Of your kid.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
And they're like, okay, so when are we gonna do
that team picture? And I'm like, well, everybody's not here today,
so how about we do it after the next game.
We'll do it we'll just get behind the home plate.
Everybody smile, cheez, take the picture and then you have
it on your phone.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Why was that never a decision? Out of all the moms,
one of them has to be an influencer.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
They should be. I mean, someone has to be good
with the camera and the Instagram and something like that.
But yeah, so we did. I made the executive decision.
I was like, it's not worth the hassle. And then
I mean, of course, baby Box two, guess what his
coach did no picture? It was the timeslots didn't work
with at eight o'clock game.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Yeah, Mom's already taken ten pictures of him. She has
an influencer campaign, like all these parents already got pictures
and they're already on the internet.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Yeah, and baby Box won. His game was at ten thirty,
ten forty and not with the Times again. Coach come
and his picture slot was at nine to fifty five.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
See that's better.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
So but he was playing his game in a different
field because I don't know why. So we had to
get to the field take pictures, and of course my
wife shows up. She doesn't have his bat or glove,
so I got to run back to the car.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
But had the mimosa and get the glove.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
He's the only one with no bat because the bats
at the house that's forgettable.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Just need the jersey. You can borrow some other kids.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Well, he didn't want to borrow someone else's bat, so
he he has an individual picture with him and his glove.
Everybody else has their bat, and we take the picture
and then like all right, hurry up, hurry up, get
to the field. To the field, we gotta take BP.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Ray. It's a torpedo bat pee wee.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
And it's about a six minute drive to the field,
so we but we rode bikes because the kid wanted
to ride bikes and we rode bikes. So he's just
pedaling his little heart out. We get to the field
and take a little BP in the batting cage and
then we play ball.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
And if you're wondering where baby Box was batting this week, seventh. Again,
that's better than nine. Yeah, two weeks in row.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
He's about seventh now, even though they put Pete crow
Armstrong at like nine.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Yeah, it was, I mean, I don't know, I don't
know what he got hits. He went two for three.
The third one he hit up a little kind of
a looping line drive and the third baseman caught it
in the air and that was pretty cool. Pretty cool
to see the kid catch it. He was on our
team last year, so I felt like that was me
(39:51):
teaching him how to catch and he repaid me by
getting my son out and that was exciting. But the Dodgers,
let me tell you, they got it. They finally got
excited because at last inning they started hitting and scoring
runs and people running the bases and they're cheering in
the dugout.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
That's what it's all about. Padres are in first place, though,
Dodgers are in second shot.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Yeah you know how because the Cubs took care of
business on Friday night against them. And it is funny.
We go to bat and they have their walk up music,
baby box. This song is co Cubs Go, Co Cubs go,
Hey Chicago, what.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Do you say The Cubs are going to win today?
Speaker 2 (40:31):
And he's on the Dodgers. Hilarious, like they have walk
up music though, Yeah, a parent does it on their
little phone and hits it.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Did you see we made national news? No? Are you serious?
Didn't see it? Man? It was all over our podcast.
Tell me you gotta come around and see the article.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Uh, we'll take a break and I'm gonna walk around there.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
We'll be right back. Got it up here for you. Yeah,
Sore Losers podcast makes that's no media. Please read the title. Wow.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Polarizing quarterback who was slammed as sore loser over Heisman
controversy is handed NFL lifeline after suffering draft humiliation.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
We made it.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
We're talking about Diego Pa.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
What a hell of an article. Didn't even read it
by Daily Mail. They decide to mention the podcast. We're
gonna get so many more downloads because of this.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
That dude that made my day.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
And Poby gets picked up by the Ravens. He's gonna
do a practice squad try and make it to the NFL.
Yea billion. His brother like, we're Chimerriners this weekend, and
they go, ha, Pabbia never made it, ha ha ha.
And I'm like, like, he's my height and he's really
not fast. He's more shifty than he is fast.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
So yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
Think he was ever a front runner for NFL.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
And I mean the draft, I mean great. I don't
know what happened. I have no idea who draft to do.
I'm sure is great. If you watched it, props to you.
I don't know how you watched that. Vrabel, when's it counseling.
I'm glad that he is now on the mend.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Yeah he was at rehabit. Yeah, and so hopefully he
got clean. A lot of our listeners, you going through it,
battling it the demons. Let's get clean. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
And hey, my Spurs, they woke up, they woke up.
I stayed up Friday night. Let me tell you that.
Oh my god, that nine thirty tip. That's too late.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
What is happening? Oh my god, it was so late.
I said, screw it and I went to bed. Dude,
I'll wake up to it.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
The game didn't until twelve forty am man not doing it,
Not gonna do it?
Speaker 3 (42:43):
Not.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
I played Boomer and Madden or in two K, I
was the Spurs Love playing as a Spurs, vassel Castle
Champagne and Wembyami and I said, I'm not gonna do it.
I was in bed at nine. It hadn't even tipped yet.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
Dude, they were down by fourteen. I was about to
give up. But then Dylan Harper just like he rose
from that. I mean, he all of a sudden was
the number two pick. He was coming from the corner
around Williams dunking on his I mean it was I.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Don't even play him in two k's he good? Should
I start him?
Speaker 2 (43:13):
No, you shouldn't start him. He comes off the bench,
but he I mean, that was the best game as
a pro dude, most points he's ever scored. He looked awesome,
he was jawing, he was talking trash.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
It was good. And then game yesterday, I didn't lose
him by fifteen. Again, we were yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
And then you won by fifteen unless I looked at
it wrong, and I'll be honest, I didn't see it.
I knew the game was at two thirty, and I
was like, oh yeah, I can't wait to watch it.
And then life happened.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Man.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
We had we had T ball practice at four. I
had to fill up the water balloons for T ball practice.
So that took me about thirty forty minutes, filled up
two hundred water balloons for the kids.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Shoes saw him.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Yeah, you know what we did with the water balloons, Shoes.
You put him on the tee and you let him
hit the water balloon boom that way. It's like a baseball,
but it explodes. Then you practice their step and throw.
You have the coaches line up and you have the
kids step and throw that. It was the best they've
stepped and throwed all year. Nailing us with the water balloons.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Oh, you guys were the target. Yeah, so this is
like TikTok coaching. It was.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
Well, it's just a different way to teach them something
because when you get my baseball, they goof around, they
throw it backwards, they throw it underhand. When they have
a chance to hit you with a water balloon, they
take it very serious.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
Kid. What I used to teach you kids, it was
bananas and whipped cream.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
And then we did that and then we just had
a water balloon fight.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
That was it. That was practice, man, that's coaching. That
was it. Man. It was a great weekend. That's why
we get all our players from the Dominican Republic.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Ah, have a great Monday, guys. We're out of here.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Hey, thanks for that video for the nephew bas She goes, hey,
are your nephew Asher? Huge fan of lunchbox? And I said,
what about me? How old's Asher? Just about to go
to high school? So eleven twelve just turned twelve all right.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
She didn't include that in the text, so I didn't
know how to what age to make it thirteen?
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Just turn thirteen, all right?
Speaker 3 (45:17):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
I mean she could have hit me on cameo. That
would have helped me better.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
But that's cool. Yeah, well that's the workaround. Yeah, yeah,
I see that. I see that. Man.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Yeah, she could have hit me on cameo. But I
mean what am I They.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
Hit her back with, Hey, just hit me on the
app cameo. It'll be much smoother there. I can't transfer
videos via text, oh man. I put people on the
DM say hey, can you do this for my daughter
real quick? And I'm like, yeah, my phone ain't saving pictures.
Do it through cameo. I can send it there. Sure
you'll get hit for a charge though.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
And I'm still looking for a tea time this Sunday
for Batter's Box and myself. We need a tea time, man,
we need a tea time for this coming Sunday, May third.
If anybody's got a hook com in Austin. I need
a tea time for Batter's Box and I. Because he
always says I don't play golf with him, I'm trying
to play golf with him.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
Someone helped me out. What if everybody that's a batter's
box here with.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
All right, we gotta go man, hang it up, hang
it up, we gotta go. Bye, guys,
Culture.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Welcome back, man, I got a question.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Welcome back.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I've been here, but continue was this weekend? On the
weekend you said bye to the dogs.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Yes? Oh man, yeah, I got the goodbye.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
If you want it, I would love the goodbye freaking
He already had his Georgia hat on, already had the
frat boy shorts on, frat boys shirt on.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
He goes, what do you mean? I go, dude, nobody
dresses like that here. That's for sure an sec south look.
And he goes, oh, yeah, you're right, coacher. I wanted
to capture it, and nobody else really cared about it.
But here you go. Story fucking we're going to Georgia.
We're going to Georgia. Nobody understands his significance. That was it.
(00:43):
BJ was in the background, our friend here in town.
I think he thinks he's going to Georgia too. I
don't know why he was talking, but man, and then
they're telling the uber uber was taking him back to
their house. But we all saying Georgia. The uber driver goes,
are we really going to Georgia? Na, dude, we're trying
to film a documentary here. Of course, you're not going
(01:03):
to Georgia. Just let it happen.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Man, that's sad. I mean, was it a good goodbye?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Like? Was it wed emotional? We did the root beer
shot at Red Door as the final shot. Well we
did six drinks after that, but just for photo's sake,
that was our final shot.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Got it so like documentary wise, it looks like the
final shot was the root beer shot. Then they cut
the cameras and you stayed around and enjoyed.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Some more drinks. Then there were a couple more nightcappers.
McKitty ended up coming around. Wow, maybe did winners losers?
One of them's closed, one of them's open with him,
and then Baser grabbed me by the shirt collar. Let's
get home before dark?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Was McKitty by himself?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Now he has some dude that kind of looks like me.
I go mckitt, Yeah, I go McKitty. Who's this guy?
Am I looking in the mirror right now? He's got
a watch on frat daddy or a backwards hat on?
Where's a black shirt? Dude? That's awesome? You ever met
yourself around town? I'm like, who is this guy? Did
(02:05):
you replace me with me? Like that's weird? Like another
dude with a deep voice, a beard, and a hoodie.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Oh man, So were you guys out all day? No, No,
we didn't.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
We they can only have a sitter for so long,
so we were gonna go to their house.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yes, that's what the rumor was.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
The next day they had the final closing people coming,
and I mean, we're not gonna have We're gonna be
playing beer pong with cup rings on the table that
people are about to purchase and stuff. No, and vacuuming.
Can you imagine the next morning dusting, vacuuming, scrubbing floors
and stuff. Like, guys, they're coming in, they're gonna see
the final inspection and we've been last night. We took
(02:45):
it all deep man, But what did you guys do?
So we met at at Virgin okay, the hotel, Yeah,
and itways. They they're kind of new to the scene,
so they booked a downstairs place and I go, hey,
that restaurant, I said, not a lot. I think it's
just if you're staying at the hotel, you go to
that restaurant because there's one downstairs. Yeah, but then there's
a cool kids when upstairs on the rooftop. Oh, and
(03:07):
I go, hey, guys, that one downstairs is pretty cool,
but it's a little cooler if you go to the
rooftop one. And the rooftop one's called the pool club.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Oh sounds nice.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
And so Dodd goes, oh, okay, cool, we'll bring in
our bathing suits. We'll see all there. And I go okay,
So Dodd, now that we're parents and stuff, now we're
out of the game a little bit. I go, Dodd,
you don't need the swim trunks. It's just a it's
just called the pool club. Nobody really goes the pool
un that's you're staying there. And he goes, oh, okay, okay.
He comes there, We get in there and he goes, oh,
(03:36):
you guys works just right down the road. Huh Music Row?
And I go no, no, no, no. He goes, what
do you mean it's just right over there? Oh god.
I was like Dodd.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
We moved out of Music Row a year and a
half ago. We've been downtown at the Skyscraper Bro been
on social media, hang out with the guy one time.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
A year of like, well, guess what Chewy's has gone too.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I'm gonna blow your mind, hey, DoD, And guess what?
Uh loser winners closed.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I went out duck blind yep, and then uh rebar
is now odies and kung fu is uh good night
or uh good times good times, but also odies. They're
all kind of interconnected. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Was he just like what's going on?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah? Yeah, it was a lot because of all the construction.
Everything's new. So you go to Virgin. We went to
Virgin and we did We just did some finger foods
and they got some vice and then we realized cech
is probably not a good thing to just do on drinking.
You never know how that it's an uncooked fish or something.
I know. I couldn't do it though, it's not worth
(04:47):
the risk. Most people get kind of sick with no, no, no,
most people don't get sick. I do, no, no, you
think you do. I can do a lobster roll like savice. Not.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Most people get sick when they eat it, or else
they wouldn't serve it, people wouldn't buy it. So saying
most people get sick that stuff is so freaking good.
The truffle fries no smashed, I'm not really, I'm not
really a huge truffle dude.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Brussels sprouts smash straight gas. And then obviously there's a
bachelorette party up there, so of course, oh my god.
And so they're all in their hats, which are ridiculous
woo well, and they're wearing the clothes that half their
bodies hanging out and I'm oh, it's just so terrible. Right,
But you're trying to have a heart to heart with DoD.
I'm like, man, it's been really meaningful. And you got
(05:38):
busty Betties right next to him. I'm like, she needs
you to take her picture, dude, DoD stands up. Okay,
there you go, movlog. It's not just one picture. Then
they're out on the patio taking pictures. It's guys, the
whole life isn't a picture. Do one picture and.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
You don't it or leave it.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
It's not a photo shoot. This isn't seenior picture. This
isn't graduation. It's not your wedding day to batch the
rep party. Take one drunken pick and move on. And
then Earl girls in town, No, Alex Earl that Wow,
was she there Brady's chick? No, I got a check
with McKitty. She was somewhere downtown. Got it. He went
saw her?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Okay, he met her. Yeah, he met up with her.
Wait wait, met up with her or.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Was that a place she was at? Got a picture
with her? Got it? Whatever you want to call that,
thank you? And but then we yeah, we did Red
Door and then we went to Losers. I think Dodd
dipped before that, and then that was night night for us.
We were back in the Uber and I talked to
the guy for like forty five minutes, explaining to on
the stock market, and then I went to bed.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
What'd you explain? Like, how you just broke down? What's hot,
what's not?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
What to do? What not to do? Yeah. I always
love when people go, oh, yeah, the stock mart, you know,
cause he kind of he's like, what do you guys?
Do you know? Not to brag, but I mean I
have a podcast and I'm on a morning shoes oh
no shit, and just blown away. And I was like, well,
if that's gonna blow your mind, I'm also in the
stock mart. And he goes, oh, buy low, sell high.
(07:03):
I was like, no, no, no, no, no. There's options trading,
there's stripe prices, there's earnings reports, there's nobody knows about options.
It's a separate trading market than the stock market. And
if you listen back to our podcast, the one I
did by myself. I explained the entire options market how
you can make so much money, but nobody's ever explained it,
and so I did to our Uber driver in forty
(07:23):
five minutes, it was mine, Blue is Mine.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I would love to know of all the people that
listen to that pod, if they've really made a lot
of money in the options market, if they took advantage
of the lesson you gave them, the money making opportunity
that you presented to sore losers nation. I want to
know how many people took advantage of that.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Hopefully so because zero because there's with a ton of money,
you can slowly make the money you need to. You
got to take more risk when you're like me, Base
only gave me a thousand to invest, So I was
taking great risk, great risk, But that's what you have
to do to build it at first. Really, but you
have access. So if you have one thousand dollars in
(08:03):
the stock market, how much money you have access to? What? Okay, Navidia,
you know Navidia. Yeah, if you invest in Navidia, which
Navidia when you were buying it was it it was
before it split. Now it's split, so it's at two hundred,
so you would have access to five shares, which is
one thousand dollars. Correct. So say Navidia goes up in
(08:24):
a day two dollars, bro, you would make ten dollars
with options trading that two hundred dollars, you actually are
buying thirty thousand dollars worth of Navidia. WHOA, So you
could make anywhere from five hundred to two grand in
thirty minutes. Why did I do that? That's what I
(08:45):
explained to the Uber driver for forty five minutes. Blue
is fucking mine, dude. He ate Uber and today I
told him, I said, Monday morning, eight thirty am, I
know where I'm gonna find you. He goes, yeah, I
got an airport run and I said, no, idiot, it's
when the stock market opens.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
The guys, no, it's right here on my calendar. I
gotta have a calendar as an Uber driver. There's too
much stuff on my plate. Got one at eight thirty picking.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Him up from the Virgin and of course I've Hambard
he I swear to God. After we left his car
for twenty minutes, he just had to be sitting there
like huh. Huh ha. And then the whole time he
got bazer blast is hard. Oh yeah, I'm from here.
I'm from Nashville. Blast is hard. How are y'all? He's
just probably like, what a whirlwind just hit my car? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
What like that guy said, what? No, that can't be real.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
What I got my hat backwards? I mean, we just
look like a couple of idiot kids.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
And then I feel bad for him. He has to
drive you all the way out there, and then I
wonder if he's able to pick up a ride coming
back in.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
That's what I always worry about. I don't feel as
bad when they come to get us, because you know
they're going towards downtown, going back towards downtown. Yeah, so
otherwise he's out forty I mean, not much gas because
he has to then come back downtown. The thing with
that is that the ride there, I wish I could
have given some advice to that one not to be sexist.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Oh tell me.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
It was a woman driver, Oh and she and she
cut multiple people off. She there was a lot of
these what are you doing? Oh gets in the right
hand lane on Broadway when once you're in the right
you can only go right oh. So then she pulls
over and blocks two lanes.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Eh.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Yeah, it's all good. We're just going to brunch. We're
in like party mode. And I got this on the
side of the car up. Yeah, so he's honking at
you because you're blocking both lanes. Ah, that's what it
was like the entire ride. I mean, my nerves were
like the DoD Yeah, whenever you're getting put a grand
Moody on top of it. Dodd freaking orders a drake
(11:01):
like I got like a I'd put it on my Instagram.
I can throw it over on sore losers a little girl.
It was a ballini in the flower on top. No,
I didn't know they were rolling the flower, Okay, Dodd gets, uh,
it wasn't a Penia Colada, but it looked like it.
It was. Uh, let's just say, let's just say Pina colada.
God it wasn't. And then Todd goes it was parents'
(11:22):
day out. He goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, Pina colada. Guy
hands it to him and DoD goes, hey, you know what,
can I get a grand Manner on top of it?
And the guy goes, oh no, no, there's already alcohol in it,
and Eric goes, yeah, yeah, can I get a Grand
Mannie on top of it as a topper? And I go, Dodd,
how did you know that was gonna mix well? And
he goes, you don't think I haven't ordered that before.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
He's like, dude, I get once a year out, Dude,
I know what I want, dude.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Then we got these root beer shots and they're a
shot you're supposed to take him as a shot. They
were so good, and it was their first time having one.
We just ordered them. Then his drinks and I go, guys,
they're so good you don't just have to shoot it
down like it's Frat Tuesday, Like, let's just slowly drink it.
So we're sitting at the table with our root beer shots,
(12:11):
just slowly drinking them. Yeah. It's like a cream shot
that's in root beer. So yeah, just kind of like
a root beer drink. So it's like, why are we
chugging these? I kind of want to enjoy mine. Man.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
We used to get one at the library in Austin
on the sixth Street, and the bartender's name was Montana
and she would make these big red shots and I
am telling you they were so freaking delicious. I don't
know what was in them, don't know what it was,
but it tasted exactly, and I mean exactly like Big
(12:47):
Red Baser got Deep Eddies grapefruit.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, but you're supposed to get a mixer with it.
Oh and so I don't know if it was the
bartender or it was me, but you're Deep Edtty's grapefruit
water lime and I go Deep Eddies lime grapefruit. So
when I came back to the table, apparently the lady
just straight from the bottle had poured Deep Eddies as
(13:13):
a drink, oh, without mixing it with anything. Oh and
that was where we drew the line of all the
drinks that we were gonna have. We said absolutely not
to straight Deep Eddies. So that was the fallen soldier.
We just said it to the side. Yeah, but I
mean I of course I put it on, uh pusty Betty.
I was like Bartender never mixed it with anything, but
(13:36):
forever ever reason dude as a little tipsy. As I
was ordering and stuff, bartender was laughing her ass off, hilarious.
I must have because she was also maybe she knew
I knew the face. I mean, she would go to
me first of anybody it didn't matter who was coming
up there. I mean, I was three people deep. What
was he wanted? Like? This service is phenomenal? Does she
know me from the podcast?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
And I do want to apologize. Montana worked at the aquarium.
The library was right next door. But yes, it's probably
because you were such a good tipper.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Well that's the other question. Baser hits me on Sunday morning.
Did you close out? Couldn't tell you. But it's just
a twenty They just up charge you.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Twenty Yeah, they aren't charges twenty percent. I guess you're good.
You're good, don't worry about just walk away. They make
it so much easier if you're gonna do twenty percent anyway,
Just leave you don't fight the crowds, the hassle of
oh hey, excuse me, excuse me. Busty Betty, Busty Betty,
Can I close out my tamp?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
What's the last name? Justin taught me that one because
it now. The thing is they give you your card
right back to you. Yeah, and he goes, so, yeah,
why fight it? Just walk out. It's gonna be twenty
percent anyways. But and then I do remember Busty Betty
from five years ago. She's still slinging them drinks. You
(14:53):
always hope they're maybe gonna move towards a corporate job
or something. The same b Steve Betty that was slinging
when we lived on Broadway. It's tough to see, but
maybe they're just loving life, man.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Maybe that's what They're making enough money and they like
the hours, they like the environment.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
But I'll tell you everything at Red Door is the
exact same. I mean, Busty Betty's still behind the bar.
The TVs are still this. I mean, they haven't moved
towards the big plasma screens yet. They're still what's this? What?
Who got drafted? You can't even see who's getting drafted?
And it's all the decorations, inch of dust on them.
Oh gotta love it. But Red Door is still holding
(15:34):
on good problems to them.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Do you want to introduce the show? Yeah, let's do that.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
We're gonna go ahead.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Hey, and I got a question. Do you think that's
the last time you ever see doc?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
No? No, no. We believe that there'll be Georgia trips.
They're in Athens, go down there for a dog's game. Okay, Yeah,
so they we think that we'll see them more now
than we did when they lived in Kingston, really because
it's just a plight to Atlanta and then drive their
brother lives in Atlanta. Oh swings and grabs us and
(16:07):
we go to Athens. Okay, because we had gone. I
mean in the last year we'd seen him at a
birthday and did they a birthday? And then what was
the other? There was two things. There was two events
we saw him for in a year. Wow. So I
mean I think that we could probably beat that. I hope. Man.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
I was just worried that him moving away meant the
end of a friendship.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Man. No, man, no, no, no no. And he's got
a big, big job. He's gonna be got some exec job.
Like God, you're gonna have time to write anymore. I
mean he's gonna be wearing a collar every day now what. Yeah,
he's this huge promoter on a golf course for one
of the biggest golf courses in Georgia outside of Augusta.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Hey, looks like I'm head of Athens.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
We're gonna do it live. Oh there one, two, three?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Sore loser?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I know the most about sports, so I give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Sports genius, y'all. It is sisson. I'm from the North.
I'm an alpha male. I live on the north side
of Nashville with Baser. Takes us forty five minutes to
get downtown. For me during the week, it's twenty you
know what I'm saying. But yeah, we got three acres,
there's gonna be a lot of rain in the dirt
with that furt in the dirt because I heard a
tornader's coming, That's what I hear.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
But man, they said it was gonna rain this weekend,
this pass the weekend before, and we got no rain,
So the fert in the dirt was getting no saturation.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
What's I'm being sarcastic. But what's even better than a
storm is everybody talking the whole day about a storm
and then it never happening. Yeah, Oh it's gonna rain.
Oh it's gonna rain. Hey, guys, we better get in.
It's gonna rain. I didn't ever see it even a drop,
did you.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I got a couple drops on my arm and on
the sidewalk because we were at the art show for
my four year old. He had an art show at
his school. Saw the assistant coach for T ball and
he was like and his wife was like, ah, so,
what do you think about the game tomorrow, coach? And
I was like, I don't know, man. They've been talking
about how much rain we're gonna get tonight. Shows yeah,
(18:17):
because my parents were talking about driving up for the game.
But I told him it's probably not gonna happen. So
I told him, don't even bother wake up Saturday morning.
They're wanting to drip a rain.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
And then I hear from my car guy. I'm at
lunch with him on Friday. He goes, Oh, it's supposed
to be a huge car show on Saturday. He goes,
I'm not going because of the rain. And I go, oh,
my gosh, should we cancel with the Dodds because of
the rain. The rain never happened.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
I'm glad you didn't cancel.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
But there is a tornader coming today. That is what
the rumor is.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I saw the wind symbol around noon and then it's
supposed to get harry later tonight.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
And then the assistant coach texting me Saturday morning, he goes,
is the game still on? And I said, have you
walked outside. He's like, well, I don't know, and I
said it didn't rain.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Game on And he didn't know that. No, I thought
it was being funny. The group text is it was
all rain. Yeah, And I said, it's a damn good
day to get a little too much sun. That's good.
But I'm glad I said it because it actually was
sunny out.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
It was very sunny.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
People were worried about for the marathon. Oh, it's gonna
be tons of rain. It'll be tough to run it.
It had to have been the best weather you could
have asked for. Cool over cloudy.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
It was beautiful, seventy degrees and a little bit of wind,
like a nice cool wind breeze.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
I guess you'd even call it.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
It was a fantastic day.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Man. After the break, oh man, I got hit with
white racism. Oh man, we'll take a break. We'll were
it back. Man, unless you got something I would rather
not even share.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Okay, well then I'll talk about you. I went to
play golf, man, I went to play golf the other day.
And I appreciate people trying to work hard and get
into the workforce, and you know, have a job. And
I'm all for new people getting a job, like I
want you to have a job. I want you to
be employed. Employable people are very good. They make the
(20:22):
world go round. They get income, they can upgrade their
living facility, they can get a new car, they can
get a new hat, get a new shirt, whatever they want.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Hey, you got a dollar? Brother.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
And I go to the golf course, right and I
walk in. Of course, I'm just walking in. I don't
know that I'm going to play that. I just didn't
make a tea time. And I walk up to the
counter and I'm like, hey, man, I'd like to play
round of golf. He goes, how many holes? I said eighteen?
(20:52):
He goes walking a riding. I said, I think I'm
an ride today. He goes, all right, what time's your
tea time? And I said, oh, no, no, no, I don't
have a tea time. I'm just walking up, you know,
just having to have a few spare a few hours
that I could come out here and swing the sticks.
(21:13):
And he goes, ooh, the two guys in front of you,
I was able to get them out because I'm setting
them off the back nine.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
He actually, you send them to war Bro. They're just
playing golf.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
And he goes, but, yeah, we got a are you
with the Johnson tea time? I was like, no, no, no,
I don't have a tea time. He goes, ooh because
here in about fifteen minutes the Johnson's they have three
tea times back to back to back. Oh man, hold
(21:48):
on one second, all right.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
The Rubik's cube of tea times.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Yeah, And he goes over to the concession stand.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Lady pork Missile Patty, she's gonna weigh in, and she
has her apron on and she has her gloves on
because she's cooking.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Some pork missiles on the little rolling grill. I guess,
how are you doing you porking over there? And he's
over there talking to her, and she leans over. She goes, yeah,
just just probably put him on the wait list. Then
I'm like, there is nobody here, Like the parking lot
is empty, there's no one on the putting green, and
(22:33):
pork Missile Patty is making the decision on if I
get to go play golf or not.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
She might be moving up though. I liked that she
was able to do it outside of her department. Give
some expertise, yeah, because she like when she's over there,
not making the pork missile. She's doing tea times. She
understands golfer flow.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
I'm not sure that's accurate. But this guy's obviously new,
is not very comfortable in his role. And I understand
when you're new at a job, you're very nerve. You're
very nervous about not screwing up, You're very nervous about
learning the ropes, whatever job it is. When you started
as a cashier at the grocery store to when you
started the you know, you know, the exec job that
(23:11):
Dodd's going to be starting. He's getting nervous on his
first day because you're not sure how everything works. And
he comes back over and he goes, yeah, man, and
it looks like I'm about to put you on the
wait list.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Dun, dun, dumn.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
I'm like, all right, you know, and he goes, you know,
we'll try to get you out. It's just that Johnson,
the Johnson's, they're now, they're thirteen minutes away from their
tea Times starting. I was like, oh well, dude, I
can get out there before them, Like I don't need
to warm up. I can just go damn wam hit
it swack woom go. He's like, yeah, I just don't
(23:48):
want to cram too many people in. You're telling me
you have a thirteen minute window now, like it was
fifteen minutes then you went to talk to pork Missile Patty,
and now it's down to thirteen minutes. I'm sure I
could get out.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
There and go. And I would say six minutes is
a good spacing between groups.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I would agree.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Double that. Thirteen minutes, well, you can rake the course
before they get here. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I was like, I was like, all right, man, Jason gibble.
He goes, gibble gbbl e. He goes, I got you down.
And at this moment, an older fella walks by behind
the counter. He goes, why are you writing his name
on the wait list? He goes, we can get him
out right now. And he goes, oh, looks like we
(24:37):
can get you out man, And I'm like, I really
appreciate it, man, really, thank you so much. Goes, You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Man.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
I'm glad I could do that for you. And I'm like, no, no,
you're taking credit for the guy behind you that just
happened to be walking by, right, And I was like, look, man,
I'm gonna play so fast he's the Johnson's.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
They're not e gonna know.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
I'm here.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
You slice your first show.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
They're not even gonna know. I'm gonna hear. And I
get out there and Boom play whole number one, Boom
play whole number two. And I look back in the
Johnson's heading even teeed off.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Yeah, I see exactly.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
I'm like, oh my god, I'm gonna fly. Then I
get the whole three and there's a three some.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
I was gonna say, you're about to start backing up.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
There's a threesome in front of me, older guys obviously
playing a scramble. And I've never seen three people play
so slow in my life.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Well, I was gonna say, a scramble will make them
go faster.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
So you would think you would think good, make them
go faster. And I sit there as they line up
the putt putt it because it's part three. The number
three is at part three. Another guy goes and gets
his ball and he starts walking to the other side
of the hole. I'm like, no, no, you just saw
the guy putt. You should know which way it's gonna go.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
He's measuring it out, all right, cool, he.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Puts missus third guy drops the ball. He goes the
other side of the hole to watch.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
It might have been high stakes.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
And I am like, you have got to be kidding me.
But at the same time, once I realized that them
playing slow slowed me down a little bit, and I
wasn't in a rush, and I was practicing my swing,
like if I hit a bad shot, I would hit
a second ball, Like I would drop two balls, play
two balls.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Why not.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
You're there to work on your golf swing, work on
your mechanics. So I mean I would drop a second ball,
play a second ball, why not. I'd keep the score
of the first one, but just to see, how, you know,
if I can correct my mistakes. So by whole four
I get to the T box, I te off and
the Johnsons have caught me.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Oh wow, they made up some ground.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yeah, there's two guys, which was interesting that there was
only two.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
And I was like, hey.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yeah, you guys want to hit in. I can keep
an eye and make sure one of you guys isn't cheating.
If you need me to hold the money, I'm happy
to do it. And the one guy lied. He goes, Oh,
you don't need to worry about us. Worry about the
guys behind us. I was like, all right, other guy
didn't laugh. All right, cool, cool, and we proceed to
(27:24):
play the next five holes together. The one guy didn't
say one word to me. Some are like that he
didn't say one word, didn't say anything. I tell him
good shot. He wouldn't say thank you, nothing.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
The Nashville Elite and I was like, oh, this hell
is gonna go.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
All right, there's gonna be a long back nine.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
You know.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
We get done with number nine and they're like. I
was like, you're gonna grab something. They're like, yeah, we're
gonna grab The guy says yeah, we're gonna go inside
real quick.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
All right.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
So I go to the tenth tee box and I
hang out. Well, I was gonna say, it's just courteous.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
You don't gotta wait for him.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
How long do you wait? Right?
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Not at all? Just take off. You're not friends with them.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Right, But I still have that threesome in front of me.
Oh okay, So my question is how long do you wait?
Speaker 1 (28:13):
I mean, if it's anything more in a couple minutes
to check on the phone on a couple scores, time
to go.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Well, I waited five minutes I'm waiting because I don't
want it to be awkward. I don't want to just
go and then then catch up with me and be like, yo, dude,
why'd you leave?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
And it's something about it a golf course. Five minutes
is fifteen minutes. It feels like forever, dude.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
I mean, I sat there and I'm in the open,
I'm exposed to. Everybody just sees me sitting there, going
what is this guy doing? Why is he not hitting?
And I'm like looking back and I still see their
golf cart parks right outside the you know, clubhouse. I'm
all right, col I wait.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
A little bit more, you gotta go.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
It's been eight minutes feels like one hundred minutes, and
I'm like, no, I still ain't coming.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Drive a couple.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
So after ten minutes, I'm like, all right, I'll just
tea off. I'll tee off and then they'll be out here.
So I put the ball down. What bah whack it
down there?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
It's par five.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Hit it put out out there in the fairway, beautiful,
great shot. Look back at the clubhouse. Still no action,
still no sign. So at the thirteen minute mark, I
make the decision, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Ahead and go. Yeah. They sat down inside there with
the fire and port Missal Patty shooting the bowl with.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Him, and they just ghosted me.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Man.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
They just never came back out, you think. And then
I get a couple holes up and you can you
see them pull up to the tea box, and I'm
they didn't want to.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Play with me, bakay. So that's what they slow played
in the clubhouse.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
They slow played it, but all they had to do
was say, hey man, why do you go ahead? Instead
they said, yeah, we're gonna go in and grab something
real quick, making it sound like I'm supposed to wait
for them, that I am supposed to be like, okay, cool,
I'll be at the tea box. If they would have
just said, hey man, it was good play with you,
but my friend didn't like you, so you're gonna wait
in the clubhouse till you're gone, totally understand.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
I wonder if they were at a vantage point where
they could see you.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Oh h no, no, for sure, they could see me.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Eight minutes, I'll look at it, thirteen minutes, look.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
At him, Oh, thirteen minutes. He's finally driving away. Now
we can go get in our cart.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
He hit his ball. Thirteen minutes, he finally hit his ball.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Oh my, that's a recordability, that's a record, man. Usually
they hit it after six That idiots stayed there for
thirteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
The song and dance at a golf court is definitely
A course is definitely different. It is.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Yeah, you're trying to figure out people's you know, like
habits and how they want to be talked to and
how you're supposed to interact with him. You don't know them,
and I felt like these two dudes just wanted to
play by themselves. But by the time they caught me,
I was like, man, you guys got to play with me.
There's no way. And at nine they decided they were
done with me.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Last time I walked on a golf course, I got
a fifteen minute lecture on why this guy as his ballmarker,
chooses one that has the clip on on your hat.
It's so simple. You clip it on, you'll never lose
it again. It just clips right here to the bill
of your hat. For fifteen minutes, I was instructed on
how important it is for your game, your golf game,
to get a clip on ballmarker. Now I'll just use
(31:20):
my half cut off te that I sometimes use, or
I just make a little intention with my finger. You
really don't even need a ball marker. I love this
when my wife got it for me for my birthday
and it just clips right on the bill and then
watch it. Yep. See, I'll just pop it right off
and then goes right behind your ball and then right
back up there and right it'll clip right on. Never
(31:42):
lose it always, No, it's right there on my bill. Wow, fascinating. Man,
that was a day.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Man, that sounds really bad. Thank you for sharing that
with us. Now, I know we'll take a break and
we'll come back with some reverse, with some white racism.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
We'll be right back. What happened? Man? Yeah, so this
wasn't my best hour. I'm not gonna say the place
I think I already have. Uh So, I was at
the hotel and we were doing brunch, and we had
had a waitress, but I was so deep in conversation. Shot.
(32:18):
I don't really look anymore, but I believe she was
mid got it and makeup, blonde hair, nice white girl. Okay, okay, yep,
I hadn't really looked at her face okay, outside of
too much makeup, too little dress, I didn't know what
she freaking looked like. Okay, and so that we've been
there for two hours. At the very end, I didn't
(32:39):
know where she was. And I look over at the
hostess standing. There's white girl, blonde hair, too much makeup,
too little dress, And so I go up to her
and I was like, hey, we're all clocked out, man,
hell of a male. Real gray didn't touch the savice.
It only ate two Brussels sprouts, but we killed the drinks.
We're ready to go, and she goes, I'm not your waitress,
(33:03):
but I can go tell her for you. We're both
white and blonde. There. I had thrown a perfect game
up until then. There's no coming back from it. I
was like, dang, it got me with white racism. That's
on me. That is on you, man, that's on you.
(33:23):
You see blonde. Yeah, it's a bad look. Man, there's
no who was great that We were leaving right after that.
My bad, I'm sorry I didn't memorize both of y'all's faces.
Pardon me.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
And when the waitress came up, did she said, Oh
you silly?
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Sarah told me y'all are all ready to check out? Oh? Yes, yes,
I didn't know how that really flowed. Sometimes if the
host jumps in on the waitress staff, I didn't know.
Sometimes it's different, Rushant. They never do that. I know.
I just made that up. Okay, talk about that white racism.
That's tough, man. It's a bad look. And I'm gonna
tell you I got I did get a little. I
got the t ball parents upset at me this weekend.
(34:05):
I think because it was.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Picture day for the Little League and they send you
the email and they say, oh, you know, sign up
for your time for pictures. And by the time I
see the email, the only slots available at like two
or two thirty. Our game was at eight am. So
I'm sitting there and I'm like, do I sign us
up for the two to two thirty picture or do
(34:30):
I just say, you know what, executive decision. No one
wants to play an eight am game, Go home, do
whatever they're doing, live their life, get the uniform back on,
drive back to the field to take a picture.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
That's not even an option, bro, What do you mean
it's not an option? I mean did they have this
when we were kids. I swear it was a picture
two seconds before a game. Nobody cared half the pictures.
Some the kids are looking in the wrong direction. They're
never organized. There's no way it was slotted like that
in thirty minute increments.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Okay, maybe it was fifteen minute increments, whatever it was.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
That is a brutal saturday. Where's your day off?
Speaker 2 (35:15):
There is no days off, man, when you're a parent,
there are no days off. So I had to make
the executive decision. Do we go with the two or
two thirty timeslot or do we just straight up go
with the Ah, we're not gonna do pictures.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
No pictures, I know you and I absolutely went no pictures.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Yeah, I went absolutely as a parent, no one wants
to leave. Go home five hours later, track back down
the uniform, put it on the kid, drive them up there,
find a parking spot, get there and take a picture.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Is it at a park though, because you guys have
played in the play place, it is at the little league.
It could have maybe pulled it off, brought lunch in.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Yes, but I just decided it was not worth the hassle.
Other people have other games, they have siblings. It's very
difficult and at the end of the game, everybody starts going, hey, hey, coach, coach,
what time are our pictures today? And I'm like, oh,
yeah about that. Oh it's for your whole team, not
(36:25):
just your kids.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Yeah, I decided for all the parents. That's quite that's
a presidential executive decision.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
And I said, oh, yeah, guys, I made the executive
decision no pictures. If you want to go by and
get your individual pictures, go ahead. But the only slots
were available were like two two thirty. I didn't think
you wanted to leave here, go home, do whatever you're doing,
go about your life. Then oh wait, it's almost two o'clock.
Get the kids back in the car, get the uniform
(36:57):
back on drive, get a picture taken. I made the
executive decision that we could all line up behind home
plate and take a picture. And everybody's like, oh, oh,
what about individuals?
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Can I do one of my kids?
Speaker 2 (37:12):
I'm like, yeah, I'm sure they'll be able to sneak
you in, squeeze you in if you just want that
one photo.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Of your kid.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
And they're like, okay, so when are we gonna do
that team picture? And I'm like, well, everybody's not here today,
so how about we do it after the next game.
We'll do it we'll just get behind the home plate.
Everybody smile, cheez, take the picture and then you have
it on your phone.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Why was that never a decision? Out of all the moms,
one of them has to be an influencer.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
They should be. I mean, someone has to be good
with the camera and the Instagram and something like that.
But yeah, so we did. I made the executive decision.
I was like, it's not worth the hassle. And then
I mean, of course, baby Box two, guess what his
coach did no picture? It was the timeslots didn't work
with at eight o'clock game.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Yeah, Mom's already taken ten pictures of him. She has
an influencer campaign, like all these parents already got pictures
and they're already on the internet.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Yeah, and baby Box won. His game was at ten thirty,
ten forty and not with the Times again. Coach come
and his picture slot was at nine to fifty five.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
See that's better.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
So but he was playing his game in a different
field because I don't know why. So we had to
get to the field take pictures, and of course my
wife shows up. She doesn't have his bat or glove,
so I got to run back to the car.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
But had the mimosa and get the glove.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
He's the only one with no bat because the bats
at the house that's forgettable.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Just need the jersey. You can borrow some other kids.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Well, he didn't want to borrow someone else's bat, so
he he has an individual picture with him and his glove.
Everybody else has their bat, and we take the picture
and then like all right, hurry up, hurry up, get
to the field. To the field, we gotta take BP.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Ray. It's a torpedo bat pee wee.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
And it's about a six minute drive to the field,
so we but we rode bikes because the kid wanted
to ride bikes and we rode bikes. So he's just
pedaling his little heart out. We get to the field
and take a little BP in the batting cage and
then we play ball.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
And if you're wondering where baby Box was batting this week, seventh. Again,
that's better than nine. Yeah, two weeks in row.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
He's about seventh now, even though they put Pete crow
Armstrong at like nine.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Yeah, it was, I mean, I don't know, I don't
know what he got hits. He went two for three.
The third one he hit up a little kind of
a looping line drive and the third baseman caught it
in the air and that was pretty cool. Pretty cool
to see the kid catch it. He was on our
team last year, so I felt like that was me
(39:51):
teaching him how to catch and he repaid me by
getting my son out and that was exciting. But the Dodgers,
let me tell you, they got it. They finally got
excited because at last inning they started hitting and scoring
runs and people running the bases and they're cheering in
the dugout.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
That's what it's all about. Padres are in first place, though,
Dodgers are in second shot.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Yeah you know how because the Cubs took care of
business on Friday night against them. And it is funny.
We go to bat and they have their walk up music,
baby box. This song is co Cubs Go, Co Cubs go,
Hey Chicago, what.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Do you say The Cubs are going to win today?
Speaker 2 (40:31):
And he's on the Dodgers. Hilarious, like they have walk
up music though, Yeah, a parent does it on their
little phone and hits it.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Did you see we made national news? No? Are you serious?
Didn't see it? Man? It was all over our podcast.
Tell me you gotta come around and see the article.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Uh, we'll take a break and I'm gonna walk around there.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
We'll be right back. Got it up here for you. Yeah,
Sore Losers podcast makes that's no media. Please read the title. Wow.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Polarizing quarterback who was slammed as sore loser over Heisman
controversy is handed NFL lifeline after suffering draft humiliation.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
We made it.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
We're talking about Diego Pa.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
What a hell of an article. Didn't even read it
by Daily Mail. They decide to mention the podcast. We're
gonna get so many more downloads because of this.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
That dude that made my day.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
And Poby gets picked up by the Ravens. He's gonna
do a practice squad try and make it to the NFL.
Yea billion. His brother like, we're Chimerriners this weekend, and
they go, ha, Pabbia never made it, ha ha ha.
And I'm like, like, he's my height and he's really
not fast. He's more shifty than he is fast.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
So yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
Think he was ever a front runner for NFL.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
And I mean the draft, I mean great. I don't
know what happened. I have no idea who draft to do.
I'm sure is great. If you watched it, props to you.
I don't know how you watched that. Vrabel, when's it counseling.
I'm glad that he is now on the mend.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Yeah he was at rehabit. Yeah, and so hopefully he
got clean. A lot of our listeners, you going through it,
battling it the demons. Let's get clean. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
And hey, my Spurs, they woke up, they woke up.
I stayed up Friday night. Let me tell you that.
Oh my god, that nine thirty tip. That's too late.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
What is happening? Oh my god, it was so late.
I said, screw it and I went to bed. Dude,
I'll wake up to it.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
The game didn't until twelve forty am man not doing it,
Not gonna do it?
Speaker 3 (42:43):
Not.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
I played Boomer and Madden or in two K, I
was the Spurs Love playing as a Spurs, vassel Castle
Champagne and Wembyami and I said, I'm not gonna do it.
I was in bed at nine. It hadn't even tipped yet.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
Dude, they were down by fourteen. I was about to
give up. But then Dylan Harper just like he rose
from that. I mean, he all of a sudden was
the number two pick. He was coming from the corner
around Williams dunking on his I mean it was I.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Don't even play him in two k's he good? Should
I start him?
Speaker 2 (43:13):
No, you shouldn't start him. He comes off the bench,
but he I mean, that was the best game as
a pro dude, most points he's ever scored. He looked awesome,
he was jawing, he was talking trash.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
It was good. And then game yesterday, I didn't lose
him by fifteen. Again, we were yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
And then you won by fifteen unless I looked at
it wrong, and I'll be honest, I didn't see it.
I knew the game was at two thirty, and I
was like, oh yeah, I can't wait to watch it.
And then life happened.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Man.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
We had we had T ball practice at four. I
had to fill up the water balloons for T ball practice.
So that took me about thirty forty minutes, filled up
two hundred water balloons for the kids.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Shoes saw him.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Yeah, you know what we did with the water balloons, Shoes.
You put him on the tee and you let him
hit the water balloon boom that way. It's like a baseball,
but it explodes. Then you practice their step and throw.
You have the coaches line up and you have the
kids step and throw that. It was the best they've
stepped and throwed all year. Nailing us with the water balloons.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Oh, you guys were the target. Yeah, so this is
like TikTok coaching. It was.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
Well, it's just a different way to teach them something
because when you get my baseball, they goof around, they
throw it backwards, they throw it underhand. When they have
a chance to hit you with a water balloon, they
take it very serious.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
Kid. What I used to teach you kids, it was
bananas and whipped cream.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
And then we did that and then we just had
a water balloon fight.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
That was it. That was practice, man, that's coaching. That
was it. Man. It was a great weekend. That's why
we get all our players from the Dominican Republic.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Ah, have a great Monday, guys. We're out of here.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Hey, thanks for that video for the nephew bas She goes, hey,
are your nephew Asher? Huge fan of lunchbox? And I said,
what about me? How old's Asher? Just about to go
to high school? So eleven twelve just turned twelve all right.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
She didn't include that in the text, so I didn't
know how to what age to make it thirteen?
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Just turn thirteen, all right?
Speaker 3 (45:17):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
I mean she could have hit me on cameo. That
would have helped me better.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
But that's cool. Yeah, well that's the workaround. Yeah, yeah,
I see that. I see that. Man.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Yeah, she could have hit me on cameo. But I
mean what am I They.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
Hit her back with, Hey, just hit me on the
app cameo. It'll be much smoother there. I can't transfer
videos via text, oh man. I put people on the
DM say hey, can you do this for my daughter
real quick? And I'm like, yeah, my phone ain't saving pictures.
Do it through cameo. I can send it there. Sure
you'll get hit for a charge though.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
And I'm still looking for a tea time this Sunday
for Batter's Box and myself. We need a tea time, man,
we need a tea time for this coming Sunday, May third.
If anybody's got a hook com in Austin. I need
a tea time for Batter's Box and I. Because he
always says I don't play golf with him, I'm trying
to play golf with him.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
Someone helped me out. What if everybody that's a batter's
box here with.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
All right, we gotta go man, hang it up, hang
it up, we gotta go. Bye, guys,
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