Welcome Back Lunchbox!

In this episode Lunchbox returns from a week of sickness so we be prepared to hear minute by minute details of his entire week off. Plus Ray had a party at his house with Pitts on the patio with pizza and champagne watching The Masters. CBS found a way to screw up hole 18 of the greatest golf tournament on the planet as Rory Mcilroy wins his second green jacket in a row. Happy Monday! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Yeah, I'm back, man, I'm back. I am back. I
know you guys thought, oh, You're never coming back, but
I'm back. I'm back, and I want to say that
I was so excited when Ray sent me a text
and Coacher said, hey, send you a pod post it.

(00:24):
I was like, Wow, Ray, go solo, and I was like,
I can't wait to sit down listen to this thing.
Review it on Monday. And so here we are on
Monday and I haven't heard it.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Good because if we were about to talk about something
that was just annoying for me to do. I realized,
I'm not calling coward. I can't do a podcast by myself.
So I'm glad that I did it, but please save
us the review.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Well, I mean no, no, you took the time to
do it. I should have had the time to go
ahead and listen to it. But I'm gonna tell you
what this week. Let me tell you how much free
time I had. I can't wait to talk about the Masters.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
I only saw the Masters on Thursday and Friday. That's it.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
It was four days.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, yeah, Saturday and Sunday. Oh, you wouldn't even know
there was a golf tournament on I don't even know
what was happening at all. I got a text on
Saturday from the group and Jacob said, well, it's it
just got interesting. And I was like what And I
looked and they're all tied at like eleven under. I'm like, WHOA,

(01:31):
where have I been the moon?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
I didn't get on Artemis three or two or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
It was.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Man, it was just it was a how do you
describe it? Kid filled weekend?

Speaker 2 (01:43):
You were selected to go on Prices, right, so I
thought maybe you were selected to go to the moon. No.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
No, they didn't call and they didn't say, hey, Hollywood,
you ready to go to the moon. No, it was
Friday night. It was the school had a fundraiser, silent auction.
It was a drinking thing. You dressed up in your
best disco gear and you went to this bar and
it was for three hours from six to nine. We

(02:10):
ended up staying until about ten. And then as we're
leaving this one, Mom's like, hey, you guys are coming
over to our house right now, And I'm like, WHOA am.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
I under arrest? And where are the fuzzy handcuffs?

Speaker 1 (02:26):
And she said, don't come in the front door, come
in the back and I'm like, oh, And I look
at my wife and I'm like, you want to go?
And she said, yeah, we might as well. So we're
heading over there and we get a text from that
lady and she's like, you guys better be coming. Don't

(02:48):
forget this is the address, and remember, come in the
back door. I was like, what is going on? I've
never been this aggressively, you know, approached, and that's all
she said. And I don't I've never really been over
to these people's house. And so we go in the
back door.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Good tease. Let's start the intro to the show. Okay,
you just jumped in hot and heavy without any intro
to the show for play.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Well, I've been I've been out for a while.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
I've been I've been going the back door story. Hello,
it's police officer private parts. You are subject to get undressed.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Well that This is what it feels like when she
comes up to you and says you're coming to our house? Wow?
Not can do you want to come to our house?
And then as we're en route she texts and says
you better be coming over. It was like, whoa, I haven't.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Been that dude. That is a rocket ship. Right there
in the marriage of just the mundane it is.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
It really kind of got the juices flowing on, like whoa,
here we go. So we get there and we all right,
let's go. We go in the back door, and she's like,
come on in, have a seat, I'm making dumplings. Oh
this is what the big hoopla wash. Then we're gonna
have dumplings. I'll be in the back room. And then
here comes another couple. Here comes another couple usually and

(04:20):
then here comes the solo.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Dude, that's gonna throw off the numbers.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
And what do you know. They brought out dumplings. They
brought out pigs in a blanket. They brought out red
velvet cake.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Dude. Just when you thought you were gonna pork, you
were eating pork.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah yeah, no, no, they thought we were gonna do
pork and it with pork missiles. We thought my pork
was going in the blanket. But they had porks in
a blanket. It was wild.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yes, that's adulthood, it really is. It's just you guys
get around a kitchen table and cook and kids all.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
No, there was no kid. The kids were not there.
It was adults only. So their kids were asleep upstairs.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
So the kids who already started doing their own thing, huh,
you guys no longer get along?

Speaker 1 (05:08):
No, no, no, it's not that. It was just a parent's
only fundraiser. And so we did it. We did it,
and that's what we did.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
To those of you who listened to Friday's podcast, I
asked a question to the room.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
There was no one in the room.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
I said, when do parents realize that they're not getting
along with their kids and they're starting to move in
different directions? So that was me asking you, are you
guys moving in different directions?

Speaker 1 (05:32):
No? No, no, no no. The kids really wanted to go.
It was just an adult only thing. So we had
a babysitter. They had a babysitter. All these other families
that showed up in the back door they had babysitters.
And so we had some dumplings and we had one drink,
and I looked at my wife. I was like, we
should probably.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Go tell me true or false? If you are a
babysitter in Nashville, in suburbia, you would make a killing
just being a babysitter.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
You don't have to go to school for it. Killing.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Okay, that's gonna be good. See that's I was a guy.
They didn't really love having guys as babysitters.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
A little weird.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Yeah, so as a girl, you're already built in an
advantage there. Uber drivers. I mean, you really don't have
to go to school anymore and make good money.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
I mean, do Uber drivers make good money because they
got to pay for gas, car maintenance. I feel like
that a lot of their their money gets right back
into their vehicle.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
From first hand experience. The two downsides are Uber eats.
Those people have it bad because they're driving picking up food,
the stress of the parking, and I don't believe they're
making any more money than the Uber drivers, but they
have to carry smelly food. And the other thing is
with the drivers. They the Uber guys, they lost my
train of thought. Uber driving kids taxes. They don't take

(06:53):
out taxes, so it's your own job to do that.
But I made two trips when I did it, and
you it was seven dollars each trip, so I made
fourteen dollars in about thirty minutes, and they were just
short trips. It was a kid from here to Vandy,
and it was a lady from twelve South and I
took her to a restaurant and fourteen dollars just like that.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Okay, according to my crack research, an uber driver usually
makes between fifteen and twenty two dollars an hour. There
you go, and the Uber eats is twelve to twenty. Yeah,
that's interesting. I forgot the rule. I was gone for
a week that we're not supposed to google. But I
did google that because I'd never even thought about it.
I was wondering what that site was. You were. I know,

(07:37):
I couldn't help, but I was very intrigued because you're right.
I see these people drive, and so not only do
they have to drive to the restaurant, then they drive
to the person's house and then there for next order,
they have to drive to another restaurant that's not right
next to them. Usually Uber drivers drop someone off and
someone's in the vicinity.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Huh wow, that's.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Cool, but but I mean yeah, with that, it's simple.
You can sign up the same day and drive people
around and make money. No schooling.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, and no driver's tests. They don't even check your
like that. You can drive no the ID, but yeah,
there's no test you go through. Is it weird that
we just trust random people to drive us.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
I mean you could say that about tons of different
things that random people bring us. Our food, random people
drive us.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
No, No, random people bringing your food is not that
big a deal. Anybody can bring food.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
The Amazon people, I mean, you're just cool with the
person casing your house twice a week. I mean they're
on every camera and they go to the front door,
back door. Well, he pretty much knows the layout of
my house.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah. Well, I mean I just have them put it
on the front porch.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
We can't figure out, and this isn't a joke. We
cannot figure out. We have some Amazon drivers who open
our garage. It's something Baser checked when she was signing up,
and so now every time you check out, you're usually
in a hurry trying to place an Amazon order. Sometimes
she'll leave it and she can't figure out exactly where
you go back in the configurations.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Once a week they're opening our garage. She goes, did
you open the garage? Amazon driver? Ah? Very like they
opened the garage door. They open the garage, or do
you have like a like a walk in.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
No, they open the physical garage and come in and
set it in our garage.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
The package. No, that's the country, and that money has
been an iron in it. That is not happening. That's case.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
In your house, that's country.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Bub No, no, no, that's case. They can see everything
that's in your garage.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
We trust the male people to know our address. We
trust the bus driver when we get in on a
local city bus or take.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Your kids to school. Which is crazy.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
You trust an elevator to go up six floors when
it would just take one cord to not work and
it could drop six floors and you die. Most people
plan on their phone they could be going to their
own death. I mean all the stuff that we trust. Ooh,
your car. You trust your cars just not gonna have
a malfunction and not work. The tires not work. You

(10:03):
just trust that they're gonna run. That is weird, Like
you're going eighty miles an hour and all it would
take is one lock up and you're dead.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Or wasn't it'll pop tire. That's the one that when
I see the like shredded tires on the highway, like
when you're on a road trip, that is my I
think of, oh my gosh, how do you control the
vehicle if you're doing that?

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Not me anymore. I'm like with Triple A, man gotta
use them. Well, I haven't had to use them in
a minute now.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Question, do you still have a jack and everything in
your car?

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Or is it all?

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Does everybody just say I don't need that anymore? Like?
Is that a thing that is out of business? Because
most people, I would say most people have Triple A
or they have whatever through their credit card roadside service.
I wonder do a majority of people still have a
jack in their car?

Speaker 2 (10:51):
I have it built in Okay, and I could if
I was in the desert, I could figure it out.
But yeah, triple A. Now, why would you not pay
twenty dollars a month? Oh I want to prove I'm
a man. I'm gonna go out there and jacket guys
get Triple A. They're there and lickety split in five minutes.
Most major cities they're there.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
What about jumper cables? What percentage of Americans have jumper
cables in their car? Still?

Speaker 2 (11:14):
I do? But if I was at the grocery store
and a guy was like, hey, man, you got jumper cables,
I'd be like, yeah, I got a number. It's called
Triple A.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Dial it.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Because there's so many Triple a's. I really didn't understand
how triple A worked. I was like, so I just
dial this number and somebody's gonna come. Now, as I
drive the Interstates every single day, I see them all
the time.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
So they have they must.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
In Nashville they probably have twenty Triple A vehicles, eh,
ten at least, because there's the truck there's the tire guy,
there's the battery guy, there's the jumper cable guy.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Also they have the whatever, the highway patrol, the guy
in the truck with the lights on it. They pull
up behind you, don't they help you? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:55):
They can also do that, Yeah, because they want to
get you off the road.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yes. And also the cops. Does a cop have to help.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Me with your tire? That's why it kind of sucks
to be a cop. Like if you go, you're trying
to make sure the car doesn't get run into. You're
trying to notify people there's a vehicle here on the
side of the road, But like, do you have to
help them change their tire?

Speaker 1 (12:15):
No? And that's what I do wonder, like who do
they decide that they're gonna help? Like, how do they decide?
You know what I'm gonna drive by that car that's
stuck on the side of the road. Oh, but that car,
I'll stop and put my flashers on and I'll help them.
Like how do they decide?

Speaker 2 (12:30):
But I'm saying it through osmosis. They have to pretty
much know how to change a tire. Now, Okay, there's
the jack the tire. If the person doesn't have a tire,
you gotta call Triple A because there's you're not doing
yourself any good. So the first thing they ask is, Hey,
where's the tire. Oh, you don't have one, Probably gonna
need to call somebody. What are you jacking up your
car for if you don't even have a spare? Yeah,
the women, that's who they help coach. Oh we should

(12:52):
start the show man. Yeah, I welcome back.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
What a Friday Night and I backdoor.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
I randomly listen back to one of our first episodes,
and we used to give an intro to people to
explain to them where we come from. So, hey, guys,
we are the sore Losers and we're from the Bobby
Bone Show.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
We said that, and we.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
We are on a country morning show and then this
is our side podcast. We didn't say that yeah, so
I'm bringing it back. No, no, we're done because otherwise
people don't know who we are.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
No, no, we don't need to say our side podcast.
We don't.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Oh my god, I think I listened back because I
was like, wow, it's so depressing. I'm doing this by myself. Now,
let me listen to the good times.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
The good times.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
It was me in a row like, do you ever
think to yourself, like, I mean, everybody has that inner
monologue and in when I was doing that episode on
Friday by myself, it was like, oh, this is bad.
Multiple times during it, I'm like this is bad, Like literally,
just stop, just stop, because I'm like this isn't I'm
not even enjoying listening to myself right now. That's why

(13:56):
I'll never do another one again.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
No no, no, it takes practice.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Oh I get it takes practice. And it was fine.
It was probably worth listening to. If you're a trucker
and you're pretty bored and you're on an open road
and nothing going on, let me stop that.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Let me hit the one.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
But what I'm saying is I had a list of
ten things I want to talk about. What I realized
is you don't really need a list. The funniest things
to me was when I ripped on the Masters. I
was like, get all these TikTokers out of the Masters,
Get Travis Kelcey out of the Masters. That was funny.
And then but the stuff when I just went down
the list one to another or to another, it was

(14:31):
like what am I doing?

Speaker 1 (14:32):
In the moment, I was like, I wouldn't what am
I doing? Why am I doing this?

Speaker 2 (14:37):
But I just had to keep going. And then I
was like cursing your name in my head. I was
cursing dud or guy.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
It was.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
It was a dark place on Friday. And then I
had to just push it out to the world. And
then my wife's like, that was bad, and I was like, thanks.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
I'm glad she told you the truth. Though, I'm glad
she was honest with you. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Well, but I don't care. I at a young age,
learned that I literally I don't even read comments most
of the time on post.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
I literally don't care what people think. No, I'm saying
it's good, okay, I'm not saying. I'm saying I'm proud
of you. It takes guts to do a solo pod.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Yeah, but I just I wish I wouldn't have made
the list. I wish I'd just been like, hey, so
what do you guys up to? What are you guys doing?
That would have been better than me just reading down
a list, rifling through it, and I'll hang up and listen.
We gotta start the show. Oh, hang up and listen.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, we better start it.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
So anyways, we're from a country morning show.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Oh stop, stop, we can't do that.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Well, it's to corny.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
It is very corny. Hey, coachers, Cody from Texas here,
I hope you're doing well.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Go Spurs Go.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Unbelievable performance by y'all. Lately. You guys get the best
writing the show has ever had and then disappear for
a week with no shows. I know you're sick, but
you need to have the Jordan flame and give people
what they want. You can buy me a San Antonio
Spurs Malleck Putter cover and it I think the whole
nation will forgive you. Thanks. Cody from Texas, Go Spurs Go, Cody,

(16:13):
look at the mail man. It's on its way, on
its way.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
And Spurs second favorite to win it all.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Hey, did we win yesterday? No?

Speaker 2 (16:20):
I think you guys lost. I thought I saw an
X that you missed three straight three pointers. No, now
you're gonna have to play No, somebody in this.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
I think now we have to play Denver in the
second round.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Oh, and that's it. Ain't meeting us twice in the
past couple of weeks. That is not good. Oh we
did we lost? Oh I just saw that. I just forgot.
I just remembered. Oh all right.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
All right, do it live? Oh?

Speaker 1 (16:53):
The one two three, so loser? What up? Everybody? I
am lunchbox. I know the most about matt What the
hell are you drunk?

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (17:08):
What's up? Everybody? I'm lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
It was pretty depressing on Friday. I had to do
it like this. We oh the one two three? Sore loser?

Speaker 1 (17:26):
What up? Y'all?

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Have sis it? I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.
I live on the north side of Nashville, baser. My
wife in the country two point through three acres. She
works from home. She's got a beautiful home office, and
I should probably consider build me one of them. But yeah,
I just got a laptop at home. I'm usually just
dicking around on it. This weekend I was watching tons
of Masters. We'll probably get into that. I'm curious if
there's more to the story about the back door And

(17:48):
that's all. I got. Man kids, two of them at Vanderbilt.
We did talk to justin this weekend. Caught up with him,
seeing what he's up to. That's about it. Man over.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Wait, didn't Boomer come down this weekend? That was last weekend. Oh,
we'll take a break. I missed a whole week I forgot.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Yeah, and he's already back home. Oh, he's in another
state baseball tournaments. Pulled his groin. We addressed it on
Friday's episode. He has an injury. Oh, coach wanted him
to do some different thing with his legs when he's
landing as a pitcher and pulled his groin. And I
was saying, lunch is issues testicular Boomers same region, but
his is groin.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yeah. Now, there was no more to that story about
the back door man. It was just a very I
thought we were being approached for something that we weren't
being approached for. But the dumplings, I gotta be honest, really, good.
They were excellent.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
And I did want to say though, with all of that,
the text thread and all that, it sounds like you
guys have found an awesome neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
We have, Okay, we have found an awest neighborhood because.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
There weren't these stories at your old neighborhood now, and
there weren't these stories when you and me lived on
the east Side, right, We didn't even once meet our
neighbors five feet away from us. Yeah, that is crazy.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah. We lived in townhouses and they were or are
they considered townhouses because they're connected townhouses.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
And we didn't go to one block party.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Nothing. We were no block parties. No one sat out
on the front porch, no one talked to anybody. It
was bad. So to hear this, it's it's a nice Yeah.
And I'm gonna say the Masters Thursday and Friday, what
I saw of it, they make it almost impossible to
watch the Masters.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Oh they do.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
And I know exactly what you're gonna say. The make
it so freaking hard to figure out which channel you're
supposed to turn to at what time to watch the Masters.
It's like Paramount plus until one o'clock and then one
o'clock to three o'clock Amazon Prime, and then three o'clock
you gotta flip over to ESPN. Can we just not

(19:55):
have one channel for the day, Like if you have
the Masters on Thursday, you get it all day. Me
having to flip through three, four or five different streaming services.
You want to talk about annoying af.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Well, I'm sorry, but the easiest thing was ESPN if
you have that subscription, which we have because my wife
did something with Kroger and now we have ESPN. It
was on ESPN app the whole thing. You could do
Amen Corner of feature groups. It would show just Scheffler's group,
just Space group, just Rory's group. I didn't even once

(20:31):
watch Paramount or Amazon. Really yeah, and then CBS took
over the coverage at like six pm on Sunday. I
was like, thanks guys, finally showing it.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Really appreciate it. Well, that's weird because it was like
I could watch Amen Corner, but if I wanted to
watch the whole tournament, I didn't want to watch just
those three holes. I had to go to a different
streaming service. It was so annoying.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
See, I wonder how was I missing something on those
streaming services because the announcers on ESPN, it was like
the ESPN app.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
They're like college anouncers. Oh you were missing Shane Bacon. Dude,
I was watching Shane Bacon announce and the dude is phenomenal.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
So good. Well, don't worry. Jim Nance had a Rory
special the lead up to AUGUSTA, up until like four
pm on Sunday before they started the broadcast.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
I will say on Sunday, I saw two holes around
three o'clock and then I saw whole number seventeen and
eighteen of Rory. That's all I saw.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Seventeen and eighteen. We were at a kid's birthday party.
Missed those.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
We were at Jay Alexander's. Yeah, when I went to
When I left for T ball practice, Rory was down
two or three. Justin Rose was in the lead.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Rosie at some point took the lead by three, and
so we were.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
I saw those two holes, and then I was in
the car when I got to T ball practice, I
looked and Rose was up by three, and I was like,
oh cool. And then at towards the end of T
ball practice, I looked again and Rory's up by two,
and I was like Whoa, and some of the parents
were like, Yeah, we're gonna go home watching him the Masters.
I was like, and I was like, Who's winning, Like, oh,
we need to look and I looked it up. That's

(22:08):
when we knew Rory was winning.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
We were at Jay Alexander's and the father in law
to people, he's not really a relative to me, but
he's to my sister in law's father in law. He
had a sixteen ounce beer and he's obsessed with golf. Like,
he just got back from Palm Springs and he played
a who like three most exclusive courses where people pay
eleven thousand a month for membership fees whoa, and you

(22:32):
can only go with a member to play on him
got it. And it's the same place where people go
for Coachella and they drive golf carts to Coachella.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
God.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
So he was like there during all of it, but
he was there to golf, not to Coachella. He's an
older gentleman, but he just did that. And so he
had a sixteen ounce beer. He's watching the Masters, and
I said, we're having this birthday party at Jay Alexander's
during the Masters. There's no way that John doesn't watch
the Masters. What do you know? The last fifteen minutes
of the birthday party, we're about to open again. Where's John.

(23:01):
He's made four friends at the bar. He's watching the Masters.
John knows what's up. And see that was my problem.
It's like Saturday. Let me tell you about Saturday. You
want to hear about my Saturday. I think I have to.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Okay, wake up. First baseball game SNS nine ten am.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Yes, right, and shave.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Baby Box two nine to ten am. Let's play some baseball.
Cool at ten am. So during the baseball game, baby
Box three has a birthday party that starts at the
same park.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Got to send the wife, So the wife goes.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Over there with that kid. And then when we're done
with the game, we walk over to the birthday party.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
And then we're at the birthday party and then baby
Box one wants to hit some baseball, so we go
and we find an open field at this park and
we're hitting baseballs. Then the birthday party ends and we
have forty minutes until baby Box one's baseball game starts.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
But you're cool with just going to a random park.
You never know.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
There could be homeless in the bushes. That's Okay, We're
okay with that. Wee brother, you got a dollar, We
do that. So we run home for you know, twenty
five minutes, just to get in some AC, some relaxation.
We've been at the park for three hours.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Did you take a schlit?

Speaker 1 (24:24):
No?

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Okay, usually that's a reason to run home.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
No, we need to get some lunch in them.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Like, who goes back to their house for twenty minutes
of AC.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
It wasn't really a see you've never heard of that, honey.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
I gotta get back to the house, just twenty minutes
of AC. We need We live in an air conditioned society.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
We really really did. We really needed to get home
for lunch. But I just used the AC as as
saying because the kids are like, we want to stay
here and play. But all they'd had is goldfish and
candy and fun dip for the last three hours, and
we were about to have Baby Box one's game, so
we needed to have.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
Some food sustenance.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Get them a meal, That's what I'm saying. Tendy's. That's
what we got, I know, kids, we got Tendy's. We
did the raisin canes Tendy's, and the kids gobbled those
up and we're like, all right, here we go. Let's
go to your game.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Just so I know, gearing up for it. When was
the back door?

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Was it that night? I was it the night before?

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Oh, so you're on a high.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Well. The first thing my wife says to me when
she wakes up on Saturday morning, she goes, my head
is pounding. I looked at her and I said, I
thought your head was going to be pounding after that
back door action last night. And she goes, why'd we
go over there? And I was like, because they were
adamant that we were coming in the back door.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
But she really did say the back door because they
have an open door policies.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Why she was saying that, yeah, I think so yeah,
And because if you go in the front door, you
wake up the kids. Maybe I don't know, but whatever.
So Baby Box won. His game is at twelve fifteen.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Cool. Oh we're back to times, man, I missed you,
all right, So we got nine am twelve fifteen yep.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
And so his game is supposed to go to one
thirty and I'm like, all right, cool, here we go.
But then in the middle of his game, I have
to leave for Baby Box three's game. Because his game
is at one ten brutal. So we go to his game.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
You need a nanny, no, talk about a night nurse.
Don't need a nanny, man, That's what al Dean said.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
I know.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
He said, Al Dean, how is parenting so easy for you?
And he said, got a night nanny? No?

Speaker 1 (26:33):
We said, are you hands on? He goes, oh, I'm
hands on, But the key is you got to get
a night nurse that quote unquote. And we said, what's
a night nurse? He said, oh, that's someone a nurse
that comes and stays with your baby overnight, so you,
you and your wife get sleep. Got it?

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Man? How the other half live?

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Now? The other half live? I'd never heard of that
in my life ever in my life.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Actually I wish I would. I want to ask my mom.
I bet my parents have never even heard of that,
never that that's how people live. Kind of I just.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Laughed out loud. When he goes, I have a very
hands on dad. I mean, but the key is I mean?
And he said, but the key is get a night
get a night nurse. Best decision we ever made, anyway.
So we go to Baby Box three's game and then
the family meets us over there.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
A game ends. It's at like two fifteen, two thirty,
and what do you know, Baby box one brought one
of his friends along from his baseball team. And then
my wife's like, all right, we got to get back over.
We got to go to that party at three. Like what,
she goes, Yeah, it's a The birthday party is at
three to five. So we have another birthday party. Yeah,

(27:42):
is it a close friend. It's a kid that lives
down the street.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Okay by proxy?

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Yeah, by proxy? Uh, So we go and we go
to that birthday party from three to five. All right, great,
great birthday party wraps up.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Well, can you count on a meal being there? What's
the point of going into that birthday party besides just neighborly.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
I don't know. I didn't know if there was gonna
be food there. I didn't know what.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
The three to five is a weird time though, too exactly.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
They can't.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
There's no way they had food, like a legit meal.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Because lunch is over, it's not quite dinner time. So
are they just gonna have like snacks like goldfish?

Speaker 2 (28:18):
What did they have?

Speaker 1 (28:20):
They had a sandwich tray from the grocery store, Little
square sandwiches. They had a fruit tray.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
And I love a wealthy neighborhood a three to five
time frame, and they provided subs sand no, no.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
No, no, no, no foods, not subs. Everybody had a twelve
inch they were this big. Oh, they were bite sized.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Grabbed twelve of them.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Ding ding ding. I had like five. Honey, I got
a whole sub You just have to make it. And
of course the kids don't eat. It was more for
the adults. The kids ate all the fruit, they ate
the goldfish, they ate the granola.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Bars, tandies earlier.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Yeah, and so they running around and then at the
end of the party they're like, hey, take some leftovers.
Take some left and my wife's like, yeah, you might
want to get some of that for dinner because we
don't have much food. And I'm going out right wait wait,
wait what you're going out? Just oh yeah, yeah. Me
and the girls were going to this early night out
because we got s to do. That's what it's called.

(29:15):
It's like early night out because we're moms and we
have s to do in the morning. Group thread no, no,
that's the event they're going to. Oh. It was a
dance party for women that have s to do on
Sunday morning. The dance party was from six to ten pm,
so it's like a club, but from six to ten

(29:37):
pm they're home by ten thirty. What club it was?
It was no, No, it was at Exit in Okay.
But it's just for housewives, just for housewives, women only,
nineties hip hop, all the songs that you were jamming
to when you were in college, and boom, they're home
by ten thirty.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
It's cool, but I mean, I don't like that these
women are still trying to get out there and shake it.
They need to be at home my wife.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
So I was like, all right, great, so I bring
all the food home. My wife gets ready, the ladies
pick her up, they're gone, and it's just me and
the kids. And we've been going all day, so you
know it's gonna be grouch ower for sure. And they
got to take showers because they've been playing in the
dirt the woods. That takes showers, and we have. We
took twelve sandwiches home from the party, twelve little sandwiches.

(30:27):
I thought they'll eat two each, leave some for me.
They eat all damn twelve. Well you were ssen Andessen. No,
I was just sitting there going, oh, okay.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Well that's when you take it upon your cell. That's
an uber order for dad.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Correct, that's exactly what we're gonna do. We're gonna to
order some Indian food for me because it's you know
right there, it's really.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Good sossion that the kids don't like.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Yeah, exactly, they won't eat that, so I will order
that for myself.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
What do you mean you don't like hallepenos on it.
I'm sorry, guys, all have this one. Then you get
stuff they don't like.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Yeah, and then we clazic dad move. We started the
movie Rat two.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Wee oh what a classic man. What are they eating
that pasta or something?

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Oh? Yeah, he's a cooking. He's cooking, but they don't
know he's cooking because the famous chef he dies and
you know, this kid comes and he's like, oh, I
made this great soup and then he doesn't remember how
to make the soup, and the kids, like, I mean,
they're looking like they're about toall asleep. It's like, guys,
we're gonna pause it. We're gonna go to bed. It's
like seven thirty and we'll finish in the morning. But Ratituo.

(31:29):
We ever get preempted by the Masters. It was already
seven thirty at night.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Dude, kids, for some reason, the movie's not working.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
We'll see. That's what I'm saying. The Masters was over
by the time I got home.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Well, you could have listened to three hours of postgame
with Jim Nance interviewing people in Butler Cabin. Welcome in friends,
Butler Cabin. I mean, the shrubbery looks horrible, look out dated,
and it also just looks fake like that cabin looks
like crap. Get it updated it because it looks horrible,
and get at your lists out of here. That Jim
Nance can't refer to any any crow at the Masters

(32:01):
as a mob. You can't refer to any length of putt.
You can't refer to where you think the ball might
have landed. There was all these rules for play by
play announcers because they're the pageantry of the Masters. It
leaked all the things they can't say, Oh, never refer
to a golfer's race, all these things they said, never
refer to this at the Masters. Where did you see

(32:22):
this was on X and where was I? So then
somebody did what was funny and they go. They said,
all this stuff you're not supposed to. They go, oh,
it's a twelve foot putt by a black golfer and
he's doing there, like because who puts these rules at
augusta Like stop.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Yeah, that is pretty funny. Well, it's very classified, dignified.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Never refer to the crowd as a mob. Never refer
to the crowd as anything but a crowd. They're not
as ollary. You can do it. No, it just said,
don't ever as like a large group or a mob.
The mob wats the twelve ft putt by the English.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
That's pretty funny. I like that a lot. I like
that a lot.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Freaking idiots, stupid masters can't find it. We had to
take a break now.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Oh man, but wait, let me finish my night. Oh
I thought ratit too. He was the well, the kids
go to bed, the wife comes home at like ten thirty,
and she's like, you know how, it's hesitant to go.
I just want to say thank you for convincing me
to go. It was unbelievable. It was so fun.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Went to dinner and we danced and danced and danced,
and when we walked in we realized that there was
a lot of lesbians. I think it was like a
lesbians night out.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Yeah, I was wondering the marketing. I'm like, how can
you just not let any guys there?

Speaker 1 (33:46):
She goes. But once she got past that, you know,
like there were some housewives and we were you know,
middle aged women just wanted to dance and it was
so nice. None had to worry about guys. And I
was like, honey, they're not coming up to you. Relax, okay,
Like you're fine, you can go to any and you
don't have to worry about the guys.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
And also I was like there, like if there were guys,
it's just like your wife's going to a bar without
you exactly. That's how divorces happened.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Oh yeah, but that was That was my Saturday. That's
how much Masters I watched, dude.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Because I'm saying, if she's doing that, you're doing a
strip club with me?

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Right after the break, yeah, that Masters.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
We had brother over on Saturday. Du What told brother
to swing by? I said, Baser, we got these beautiful TVs,
beautiful home. What if brothers just board at his house? Brother,
I'm finishing up lawn care. Brother, I will be over
in thirty minutes. Brother, what was he doing on the
law Hey? He said, he mows it twice a week.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Twice a week.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
I guess he comes over. Two bottles of champagne for Baser.
We ordered pizza. They delivered it to the wrong house.
I had to go track it down. During the Masters,
Brother pulls up back patio. He hurt his wrists. So
it's the first time he's been golfing.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Oh, he's not supposed to be golfing, he said. Two
months he was.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Oh, Brother Baezer's out there swinging the golf club. We
played every game under the sun. We played beer pong.
I went fifteen and oh, whoa, I was so hot.
We play a rule where if the ball goes back
to the person, they get to do it behind their back. Whoa.
I ended one of my games with brother behind the back,
dunked it two cups, no more cups left. I win,

(35:21):
Brother out. Brother never won, Baser never won. I was undefeated,
and I said, get out of my house, brother, and
don't come back here. Fifteen and oh, the King still rains.
The King still rains.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Dude, So Brother pulled up. You didn't even text me
to see if I was bored.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
It all happened so fast, and the masters I had
masters on the patio. We had masters indoors. Rory was
up eight, so it really wasn't even worth watching. Yah
touched him, but then it got tighter.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Did he just suck or did they just do good?

Speaker 2 (35:55):
It happened so fast, man, it was just like a
blink of an eye. Next thing you know, it's tied Oh,
because going into Sunday it was all tied up.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Yeah, him and uh Cam Young Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Yep, yep. Yeah. I couldn't tell you exactly. I just
want to say maybe it was a the mob got
to him a little bit, but yeah, he fell apart
on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Man. I'm glad brother came over because when I talked
to him last week, I just checking in on him.
He said, Man, brother, Man, this weekend, Brother, I gotta
you know, seal the carport. Brother. It's uh, there's something
leaking there. There's drips coming through where there's not supposed
to be getting through. So I gotta do that. And
I gotta put this with wax on my driveway. And
I'm like, I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Brother, Brother's great though, he'll tell you a remodels you
need to do. Oh, he goes, hey, the outside of
your house? What I would do here on the interior.
I would do that outside, but flip it right in here,
and that's what you're looking at. I was like, thanks
for the idea, brother, Probably never gonna do that. I mean,
it sounds like five thousand dollars I don't feel like
spending now, brother. Now listen, brother, with that TV, I

(36:52):
wouldn't just mount it, brother, I would actually get you
one of those screens where you can pull it all
the way down.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Brother.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Oh, and then think about this, brother, if we recline
these and you're able to put it then on the
top of your roof here on the patio. So then
we were looking it up like a projector screen.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Brother.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
All right, brother, thanks for the idea, brother, But I'll
probably never do that.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Thank you. Brother. Oh yeah, because brother, another thing he
was going to do this weekend. He had some palletts
that he had to get the saw out. He had
just got the blades, he said, uh, he'd got them
the day before, and now he was gonna saw up
the palettes because he was making a pallette wall. And
so he had a couple of pallets left that he needed.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Oh, he's done that before and it looks really good. Yes,
that's what his TV is, the back set. Yeah, it
is okay, So.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
He was doing another wall, and so he was in
the middle of doing that.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Got it. Oh we had a blast story after story
and we'd realized we hadn't had him over in six months.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
What the hell? Man, You guys live right down the
street from each other. That's what I said.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
I always drive by his house. I was like, Brother,
I always keep an eye on that house.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
I said. He ad looks great and he goes mow
it twice a week.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Brother, damn yard twice So weak a he's hosted. He's
lost it.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
You know, when you got nothing to do? You want
to know when you can tell you have nothing to do. Bro,
you mow your yard twice a week.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
But he loves his yard. He loves it. Of all
his neighbors, his looks the absolute best. I'll give him that.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
I will say this, if Brother wanted to get rich,
he should open a freaking lawn care business, because.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
The dude knows a lawn and landscaping.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Yeah, he knows how to do a lawn. The landscaping
he knows how to do the plants, the bushes, what
goes with what the trees you need to plant in
your yard? If you got a lawn or yard question?
Brother is your man? Oh yeah, yeah, I mean he is.
He is a green thumb.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Not much to a beer pong player, though.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Yeah, you don't want him on your team. You're going
to a beer pong tournament. It's what I hear heard.
He didn't win all weekend?

Speaker 2 (38:51):
What beer pong?

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Yeah, on Saturday, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. It was lundy state. What kind of piece
did you get? Man?

Speaker 2 (39:00):
We got Little Caesar's driver mixed up a couple of
the numbers in our address and started to get in
a disagreement with me. She goes, no, it's seventy four,
and I go, no, it's all good. We're thirty two.
It's not seventy four. And she looks at the ristine.
She goes, oh, you're right, and I said all.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Good, oh good, oh good. I'm just gonna come and.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Get to She goes, I am so sorry, and I go,
oh good. But I love how you disagree with me
in public, next to all my neighbors at the exact
same time, Jessica and her husband are driving by. Oh,
the other neighbor's house that we're at is about to
come out on the patio. So everybody's seeing this, and
I go, it's all fine, It is all fine. I
wanted all my neighbors to see me about to veg

(39:41):
out and stuff down my face an entire little Caesar's pizza.
All good, But the lady tries to get in a
disagreement with me about the numbers of my address.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
I think I know my address, right, I think you do.
I think I know that I ordered it, and I
know I went online and place that order, so I
know that it's supposed to be coming into my house.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
And then the her husband's in the car. The uber
eats lady oh, and so you know, he was.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Like, get in here, damn wrong address. Get in the car.
You had the wrong dress. Another question, how is it
beneficial to have your spouse with you when you're delivering food.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
See, I think that they were retired, and I think
that they just do it for fun. They enjoy going in,
just see, getting some food, taking it to somebody. They
enjoyed it because she was a great lady. Wanted to
have a small little tiff, if you will. But we
got to the bottom of it and everything was fine.
But yeah, dude, little Caesars has these cookie dough and
on the bottom of it is a brownie. Oh, I

(40:38):
mean as crack, do not get those guys.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Truckers. You didn't hear that last a little bit, dude, Farmers,
you don't want that. Man.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
We uh we put that down way too quickly and
it was phenomenal. And brother brings over two champagne bottles.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
We saved one.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
We got a Sunday now where we're gonna have champagne
on brother.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
How money stay?

Speaker 2 (41:00):
He goes, I don't ever get champagne because I don't
have a woman in my life currently. He goes. But
I go into the liquor store and he was about
to buy an eighty dollars bottle of champagne and bring over.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
I was like, Brother, you get Jamarca. It's twenty dollars.
It's the best champagne you can.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Get eighty dollars. I mean, thank god he didn't.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
I'm like, brother, what if we don't need baser doesn't
need an eighty dollars champagne.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Jess We're about to hozzle it down in.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
About ten minutes, the three of us. Dude, oh, talking
about but yeah, he was there from when he'd come
over three, he was three until like seven. Right is
a sun setting.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
The beautiful thing about brother is you never have to
tell him to leave. Right as you're finishing. You're you're
about to just turn in, Brother, I'm gonna head home. Brother.
Brothers never one to overstay as welcome the perfect amount
of time. Brother goes, well, I'm knowing my pizza. I'm
in a headhome. You know.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Brother did eat some pizza. Oh, he loved it. He
was dining. Dude, what did you guys get on your pizza?
Just pepperoni, that's it. Yeah, pepperoni for everybody.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
But we didn't really ask Brother on that one. We
just wanted it. The pizza arrived the exact same time.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Brother pulled up, That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
And then Jessica and her husband drove by, and then
the other neighbor was on their patio all the while
i have a little Caesar's pizza in my hand and
I'm like, hey, neighbors, looks like I'm high. And I
got cookie dough bites on the top of it.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Hey, neighbors, I'm getting nothing accomplished today. Don't worry about me.
You guys are out running errands.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Yep, yep. I was arguing with her about our address
because we were too lazy to go get the pizza
at the place.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Hey, y'all, man, it.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Was a Saturday.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
That is a Saturday. If that was Saturday, I can't
wait to hear about Sunday. And we'll do that right
after this break. Whoa, that sounds laving kinky kinky. I
had to cough. Guys.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Sorry, m yeah, that sounds like remnants of something.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Yeah, I got a little I might have a sinus
infection now. But anyway, you want to know what I did Sunday,
So I'm thinking, yes, masters, it's clothes. I can't wait
to watch it. Wake up. We got baseball practice from
eleven to twelve for baby Box two and eleven to twelve,

(43:31):
and then we get home and my wife's like, oh,
I forgot to tell you the neighbor kid he has
a birthday party from one to three. I'm like, you've
got to be kidding me. You've got to be kidding me.
Another birthday party one to three. Yeah, I'm sorry, I
forgot to put I forgot to tell you how they

(43:51):
we were talking about it at the girls' night out
and I just I mean, I knew it was on
and they were like, no, forget and I just totally
forgot to tell you. I agree, And she goes and
two of the kids from the party are gonna come
back with us because one of them's on the tee
ball team and they're currently moving houses and their parents
need them out of the house today so they can
get everything moved. Okay, great, So oh and then two

(44:15):
of the boys have haircuts at two o'clock, so you're
gonna have to leave the party early and take them
to get haircuts. Okay, all right, cool? You know that
Sunday at the Masters and like Rory and Sam Burns
and everybody, they're like tied and they're gonna tee off
at like one twenty five, So the birthday party at
one that's really not but I get it. We'll go.

(44:36):
We'll go, all right. Cool. So we go to the
birthday party, hang out for like fifty five minutes, and
I'm like, all right, boys, we gotta go get haircuts.
So I take the two boy, two of the boys
to go get haircuts and they're done by like, you know,
two thirty two thirty five, and we head home. And
that's when I watched thirty minutes of the Masters.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Man, there we go, Jim Nance Sunday, A gust a
fly just landed on my sacks. That guy's too much, dude.
It's some three hours special aired from like noon until
three until they went until they went live. It was
Jim Nance reminiscing about with Rory from Butler Cabin, Butler

(45:19):
Cabin about him winning it a year ago. Thanks Jim
for that little piece. Really glad you put that together. Man,
appreciate the Azalea piece. Like, what are we doing air
the golfers that are actually playing the game right now
instead of all this pageantry and fluff.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
So yeah, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
I mean I saw golfers that weren't the lead a
majority of the day. But then yeah, then we went down.
We had to drive downtown, so I didn't see any
of that crap. See, I just heard, oh, Rory back
in the lead after Jay Rose was in.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
The lead, and see I found out. And so then
my wife comes home from the birthday party, and she's
got my kid h and then she has two kids
that are not related to us that are at our house.
Then she has to take from three to four thirty,
she has a birthday party for baby Box three, so
she takes him to that birthday party. You had a

(46:11):
kid that had a birthday No, no, he was going
to a birthday party for a kidness class, and so
I'm like, all right, cool. So we have t ball
practice at four. They're going to be at that birthday
party at four thirty. So I got to haul four kids,
only one of them that's on the t ball team
to the t ball practice. We go to the t
ball practice four to five, and that's when I found

(46:31):
out that Justin Rose blew the lead and someone said,
oh yeah, I think he hit it in a bush.
So I still don't know really how Justin Rose lost
the lead. And then we're there and we're playing. Then
the wife shows up because it turns out the birthday
party was at the same park as our t ball practice.
Didn't know that, and so my little four year old

(46:53):
middle of practice just comes running over and he's like, ah, dad,
I'm done with the party, all right? Cool in here
we're doing some drills. Man, you need to run two
laps for being late. And we get done and my
wife's like, do you want to take these kids home
because the random kids and ore and rs. I was like, no,
I'd like to go home and watch the end of
The Masters, And I got home to see Rory win

(47:15):
the Masters the last two holes.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
I would love to know if our parents did all
this with birthday parties. There's no way your dad drove
around to that many different birthday parties to appease that
many different families and kids and parents and children.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
I think there's no way, no, no, there's no way,
there's no way, there's no way. I do believe that
you get invited to more birthday parties now because social
media and the Internet, it's easier to invite people.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Doesn't benefit us, doesn't benefit us.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
But it's like they can send the evite so much easier,
just by hitting a click of a button. Back in
the day, I think you had to put a stamp
on it and mail it, and you had to decide, man,
I really want to mail that, Like, I don't know
if I want to mail it. They're not wor twenty
cents we're not inviting them. God, you invite less people,

(48:04):
and social media you post pictures, so you feel bad
if you leave the neighbors out because oh, the neighbor's
gonna see the pictures online. Ooh, we better invite them
to where back in the day there was no picture,
so no one even knows they missed a birthday party.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
When you keep in touch with your neighbors, I met
this one guy in a motorcycle one of the first
days there was a food truck that we moved in.
I haven't seen him for two years and he was
one of the first people I met. Very interesting. I
just never capt well he was like fifty eight, Like
I'm not gonna keep in touch with that dude. But
I remember he goes, oh, I'm going over to a
neighbors party this afternoon, and then yeah, just getting some

(48:38):
food truck stuff. He's like, well, welcome to the neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Yeah, I know your place.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
I was like, oh, thanks, man. I never seen that
guy again in two years, and I talked to him
for fifteen minutes of the food truck. Yeah, very interesting.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
I never saw him again, and I gotta say, like,
I mean, like the one birthday party we went to
on Sunday. The kid was like, I don't want you
guys singing hid a birthday to me? No, okay, there
was no birthday singing. It's just like, all right, go.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Aj Alexander's I tipped off the waitress.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Kid's birthday.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
They bring out a warm extra jumbo piece of carrot
cake with frosting on it.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Four free.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Really no charge on that one minimum it should have
been fifteen twenty bucks on the house.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
The entire family's eating off of it.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Huh. Yeah, they let you pick through it, so it's
it's it's worth nudging them and saying, hey, kid's birthday
always worth it?

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Yeah, always. And so here's the thing I'm gonna tell you.
Rory on number eighteen, he shanks his drive right and
these people He's gonna hit it right down these people,
and they are like, I feel like they are five
feet from him, and I'm like, this is the most
unbelievable thing. People trust this dude enough hitting off the

(49:51):
pine straw dirt that he's gonna wrap it around that tree.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
So that was eighteen. I was eighteen, okay, So I
did see that. Then I randomly saw at some TV
a Jay's and.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Can I just say. He's like, hey, move back, move back.
He had to walk all the way down the line
telling people to scoot over, So you're telling him to
scoot over.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Rory fred Ridley, No, Rory, you know who that is? No,
the salty hair guy. He's like the owner of Augusta.
If I see one more video of fred Ridley, guys,
I want to see a golfer. I don't need to
say fred Ridley, Welcome to Augusta. This is Augusta, Azalea.

(50:30):
The walkway, Azalea, Amen, corner Ray's Creek. Get fred Ridley
off my TV. I want to see Rory. I want
to see the golfers.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
And so he steps up to the ball. He's like,
all right, guys, remember he has to get a five
to win. Just watch his right foot. If his right
foot slips, that's a bad sign. He needs to keep
that right foot where it is. What oh it's headed to?
Like I got around that tree and then they never

(51:06):
say where it went. They couldn't see it. You have
no idea where Rory's ball is. Yeah, that's what I
was reading. No idea of all the cameras and everything,
all the cameras all the it's the eighteenth hole of
the Masters. He has to get a bogey to win.
And that's when Jim Nance goes silent and has and
the camera's just panning everywhere like it is like it

(51:27):
is like hide and go seat trying to find his
damn ball.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
They're looking for Nancy Guthrie.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
And they still they never say where his ball is.
They never say where the ball landed. They just go,
all right, let's go over to Cam Young. So I
still had no idea where Rory's ball was, no idea,
and Cam Young hits and he gets discussing like, oh,
he's not happy with that one. Oh, and they don't
know where his ball went. They don't say where it landed.

(51:53):
They're showing the green and there's no ball and they're
going over there, and I never saw Cam Young's ball.
Once again, Jim Nance goes silent, doesn't say, oh he's short,
he's long, he's in the crowd. He has no idea
where the ball.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Is, well, Mike, sometimes being Jim Nance, silence speaks louder
than the words I can have at Azalia. Let's just
watch eighteen. Where is these spotters?

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Where are the spotters.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Donnie Pepper, where are the spotters? Say, hey, this is
where the ball landed. I don't worry. They got their
camera and shoved up trying to pull it out. They
don't get in trouble. And they say, you lose your
tickets in your passes if you get caught with the phone. Yeah,
so those people, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
Mark Kalcovecia got kicked out, did he really? Yeah? He
had a phone man on like Thursday or Wednesday, and
they said.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
Well, somebody said Kelsey was filming a tic tac he
got kicked out. Oh, and that I'm glad I made
the poor Nancy Guthrie search comparison to golf balls because
it reminds me of a hilarious brother story. Then I
gotta tell after you're done, okay.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
And so then they're just then they're Rory's walking up
cam Young's walking up there on the opposite side. There,
he's in the left trees. Rory's in the right trees.
And they're coming, they're coming, and they're walking on the Oh,
there's a ball in the sand. And they walk and
they still don't know whose ball is. Right, Well, Rory's
walking towards it. That might be Rory's. He's looking at

(53:21):
it and he thinks it's his. He would know it,
says it usually, says Rory. He usually has his name
on it. So we're gonna assume that's Rory's ball in
the sand.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
This is the culmination.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
This is the culmination of the greatest golf tournament on
the planet.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
We're playing in a sandbox.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
And we don't know where he's I mean, they were
not sure. They go, well, he's standing, Yeah, he's gonna
go with that's his ball.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Yeah, Cameron Young usually marks his ball with a pen fifteen.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
It was the most unbelievable ending ever. I'd never seen
them just be quiet. It was. It was phenomenal. They
had no where the balls were. You never knew until
they walked up to their ball where the ball landed.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
It would have been appropriate. What if Tiger would have
been there fresh out of rehab and he hugs Rory
to be the last person to make it back to
back to congratulate, to gratulate the new back to back.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Yeah, that was interesting. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
This segment brought to you by Range Drover more from Azalea.
After this and.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Then, all I could think is when They kept showing
his wife standing next to Rory's parents. I'm like a
Rory's parents thinking, going and my son was about to
divorce you? Or do They're like they forget about that?

Speaker 2 (54:39):
And who had the interview? Was it Amanda Baliones is
a fair partner. Don't worry. She's got the microphone ready
to stick it in his face.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
Yeah. I don't know if I even saw his interview.
Maybe he didn't go to her. He went right to
Butler Casey. He might have went. It might have been
the directly bline it to Butler. Yeah, to have it
with Gary what's his name? Jerry?

Speaker 2 (54:58):
No, Jim? Nance you sit down with them? No, it
was the old guy Gary player. No, the guy that
hands him the jacket. It wasn't tell me it wasn't
Fred Ridley. If he was on TV again, I'm pretty
sure fred Ridley says he was since he was a champ.
He gives a two minute speech welcoming everybody to the

(55:19):
Masters for the love of God. Just show the other golfers.
I'm done with Fred Ridley on my TV. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
I think it was Fred. So do you want to
talk about brother? You want to save it? For Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
No, it's good, it's quick, it's fun. So Brother, let
me just say this, the Nancy Guthrie disappearing case. Yeah,
how big is that story?

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Now? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Like just in general, it's huge. If you ask ten
people on the street, how many of those people do
you think would have at least heard about it? Oh?

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Seven?

Speaker 2 (55:48):
Okay, Brother till his dying day, says he didn't know
about the Nancy guth three case. He said he doesn't
watch the news, and to prove his point, Baser he
said he had no idea about the case. So for
an hour of the three hours that he was at
our house, Baser goes through the entire Nancy Guthrie disappearance

(56:12):
case from Arizona and her and her daughter, Samantha Guthrie Savannah.
Because Brother said he'd never even heard of that story.
The biggest story of twenty twenty six outside of the
Astronauts going to Artemis and.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Then you get on the movie they didn't land on
the moon, they just circled it.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Outside of that, Brother says he didn't know that Nancy
Guthrie disappeared, So Baser had to tell him the entire
case from start to finish, and it took from two
pm to three pm because brother had to prove a
point that he doesn't watch the news. Sister, Sister, I
don't watch the news. Nope. No, I don't turn on
Fox News or Seenn Nope, Sister. When I tell you,

(56:54):
I have not turned on the news in five years, Sister,
but Nancy Guthrie, I have no whole idea who that is? Brother,
So I relived the entire case from day one to
day sixty eight.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Did he have any idea? Do you have a hint?

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Well, sister, it sounds like the brother and son in
laws and involved somehow, Sister. Since they were all playing
that scrabble or whatever the game is, four people playing,
there were only three of them. Brother, Brother, I would
look first at family.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
Brother. Good gosh, dude, Oh man, it's good to be back.
Good to be back. I knew it was gonna be
a three hour party. Congrats the roy Congrats the ry.
Didn't see much of it. But don't worry, no kids
things today, Dude, we're kid free today.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
I'm glad I had a crutch for this one, because, man,
I tell you what, when you got that inner monologue
going and you're thinking to yourself about your inner monologue. Man,
this is boring. Yeah, it's just a bad feeling. And
I take experience that on Friday. I'm just glad I
didn't have to experience it this show.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
I'm glad I could be back. Man. I've been missing
you guys, really bit missing you guys.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
You ever had that where you're just talking to somebody
and mid talk, you're like, man, I am so boring
right now, Like I almost just don't even just want
to stop talking. I'm so boring right now. Yeah, that's
what I thought on Friday.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Yeah, not to somebody, but if I'm just talking on
a pod by myself, yeah, I do. Okay, But sometimes
I feel like someone's tuned me out and I'm like,
they don't care what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
Well, let's just wrap this up.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
I get that. I get that, man. But hey, we're back, man,
we're back. We're back. Look, who's back back again?

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Got another AFROMN story?

Speaker 1 (58:33):
No I don't. I haven't been checking that out. I've
been watching the news, man. No, No, ma'am, I haven't
been watching the news.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
There's one guy on our Facebook. I told you I
don't read the comments. Maybe I do occasionally for some
reason he hates me, and everybody else was being supportive.
They go, hey, it was a good podcast. You did great.
There's one dude, Morland. Maybe he goes, if you're on
the Facebook, yeah, I know Morland. Maybe it's not him.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
He's like, hey, maybe McFarlane. Maybe he goes. Hey, that sucked.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Man.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
That was the worst thing I've ever listened to. That
was terrible. Hey, can't wait till Lunchbox gets back. Man,
that was god awful. Ray never do that again. He
commented at least three or four times saying how bad
the podcast was.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Thanks man, Hey, thanks man. We really appreciate it. Thanks
for having our back. Man. Let's get out of here, dude. Hey,
we're just back. It feels good. I'll have great stories
on Wednesday because it won't have to be kids baseball
and you know this and that and this and that.
I'll do something fun.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
But yeah, we're from a country morning radio showing this
star side podcast.