June 17, 2026 • 44 mins
Lunchbox was worried about his parents Tool Box and Hat Box driving across America to get to Chicago and they ended up having lots of problems. The New Mexico Teachers are done with the school year so they're emailing us to let us know what they have planned for the summer. Ray is trying to put an end to small talk in the office because it's starting to interfere with his job. Also we read some more emails and enjoy a banger of a podcast.
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Get started. Yeah, we are welcome in. This is it,
this is this is the big kaboodle. Guys. We are
one hundred and seventy nine days away from the twenty
and twenty seven Sore Losers Convention and the two thousand
and thirty Super Bowl in Nashville, Tennessee. The convention presented
(00:36):
by Freeland Chevrolet.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Right, promise it can't be one hundred and seventy nine
days to the convention and the super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Bro. The joke has been I've just been making up
the number count.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Oh my god, why did you ruin the joke right there?
I run No, No, you did no, No, you should
have said, yeah, you're right, I haven't done the days
to the super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
It's all you had to say. It was a joke,
on my joke, on your joke, and you never mind.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I'm going to get back to you, but get your tickets.
When are they going on sale July first? Yet, I'm
going to get back to you on the exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Tell you, guys, they would be out July first. The
one thing I did say is merch also, and we
have not hit up day ones. Dang, that's okay. We'll
get on that. We've been busy playing on this convention,
and we we hey, we've been doing it. We told
you July first, and we're coming through for you, guys.
We don't make promises without delivering one.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Ninety five and then what date is the convention in
twenty twenty seven? Just give me a round about it.
Probably middle of the month. It is.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
January eighteenth, is the Monday, So the seventeenth is Sunday sixteenth, fourteenth,
January fourteenth.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Right, okay, So we are two hundred and ten days
away from the Sore Losers Convention presented by Freeland Schevley.
Those boys got me a rental truck? God bless well
you got a truck or an suv? Yeah, truck, but
I can't drive it. I don't have it all done
(02:18):
for the garage. So I bring my wife's vehicle.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Oh, because you don't have the license plate on it.
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
So it sits at my house.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I'm glad these boys. Yeah, thanks for the rental. I
don't use it. Very interesting way to live life. What
kind of truck you got? Is it green?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Black? White?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
It's white, it's white, and it's a silverado Z seventy
one truckers will know what it is.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I don't specifically know. I've been doing some dirt off
roading with it.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Well, I haven't had a new truck in twenty five years,
so I don't know the new letters. You never had
a new truck in two thousand and five, I did.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
No, No, that's an issuev. You do not have a truck.
The trailer was new in two thousand and five. And
where I'm from, all those are called trucks. No, No,
they're not. Yeah, there is no way someone with a
Ford Explorer says they have a truck.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Everybody does. It's either cars or trucks, and they're all
called vehicles.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Well, I understand they're called vehicles. But did you guys
ever have the term SUV sport utility vehicle. No.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I was like, hey, man, roll up in the truck,
Hey man, roll up in the SUV. Mom.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I mean, I'm just skeptical that that is what is
going on. Come on, you guys gonna go get it
on in the.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Truck, and to go get it on in the SUV. No,
I know, Jamon, you're gonna go out in the truck
taking your girl out in the truck.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I'm just telling you. If you told a chick, hey girl,
I'm gonna pick you up in my truck, and you
rolled up in your blazer, which is an suv, she's
gonna be sitting there going, man, when's that guy with
a truck gonna be here? She ain't going. Oh look
at that truck, man, that's amazing. A truck has a bed,
a truck bed.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
If you roll up and tell your chick I'm gonna
roll up in my suv, her dad is gonna be
out there with a pair of panties for you to
put on.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I'm not gonna say I'm rolling up in an suv.
I would say I'm rolling up in a trailblazer. I
wouldn't call it a truck. I'm rolling up in my
ex Sterra. I'm rolling up in my jeep. Cherro key,
I'm not rolling up in a truck.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Well, now you're rolling up everybody in my electric Yeah,
what happens when the electric grid fails? I don't know, Ray, Ray,
are you supporting Middle Eastern oil? We gotta do it,
my god, We're gonna do it live. Oh the wood dude, dude,
(04:53):
sore loser. What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I know the most about sports, so I'll give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much
a sports.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Genius, y'all. It is seison less, small talks in the offices.
More on that maybe later if I got a chance.
What up. I'm from the North. I'm in Alpha Male.
I live on the north side of Nashville with Baser
two acres, got a house, got a truck sitting in it.
It's a Z seventy one. It's a Silverado from Freeland.
Chevy boys at beautiful, Thank you boys. But yeah, two
(05:27):
kids at Vanderbilt two acres. It seems like less every day.
The neighbors keep moving in. The duplex is all filled in.
If Justin saw it now, he would have never guessed
his dog was gonna have a duplex basically built on
top of his dog's grave. That's all I got over
to you, man Ry.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
You went through this recently. Your parents decide to travel
across the country one stop at a time, and I
don't know how long did they travel for? Man months? Months?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yes, because they would leave for a week and go
to Coasta, Mesag and then come back. On the way
through they hit us then went more out east, then
met us again, then went to Branson. It was two
months probably, So.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
The whole time did you think about them every day
and how you were worried about them being on the
road and road tripping, because as they get older, you're like, man,
I don't know if they can handle a road trip.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
The hips were the big concern when they were trying
to integrate the hiking into the road trip. That was
the adventurous part.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
So where we would text them, Oh, you got a
two mile hike today.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Huh, how's the cell service? You're gonna check in at
any mile markers. I don't really worry about them driving.
My dad's like an excellent right he as a career.
He drove around and look at Forrest's so like he
knows everything without a road, he doesn't need a phone.
He would never get lost. We were worried about the
(06:50):
moving of the hips, not the sedentary stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Okay, because yeah, my parents, you know, they were heading
to Chicago, and I mean, I have to be honest,
I was worried about them on the road trip. Saw
him there, Well, they could have seen you there, if
you if they would have gotten the location in time,
if I would have given it to them. They could
have met up with you, had a little drink, said hello,
cheer gihon.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
How are their hips, because it is staars right from
the jump when you get into punch bowl social in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Oh no, the hips are fine. It's no problem about
the hips. It's just about the like navigation. Do they
know where they're going?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
How's your dad with other guys hitting on his wife?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
He's okay with that because people were pretty loose at
this bar. Oh they were. They were talking.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yeah, it was a Thursday night and you had every
frat daddy in Chicago that went to whatever. Northwestern, Loyoyo Chicago.
If you want to throw in my school, alivet Nazarene.
They were there, Sal Lassal, you got Northwestern? He already said.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Northwestern, you got Notre Dame is about an hour away,
the basketball school. DePaul DePaul lsal may not be there.
Maybe I was thinking to Paul, I knew that. Sure
a friend was a fan.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
They were all there. So they were hitting on chicks,
hitting on guys. I didn't know what part of town
we were.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
So they're heading to Chicago and I'm just THEMN They
haven't been on a road trip in a long time.
And it's to the point where my dad's gonna drive
the entire time. Mom's just gonna chill out in the
passenger's seat and relax enjoy it. Sexist, no, no, no,
she just you know, that's just her vibe now and
just I'm much chill. And so they're supposed to leave
(08:28):
ray She also can't vote.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Father doesn't let her. I mean, coach, we've made some
changes in this country. Baser drives ninety percent of the time.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
That's shocking to me.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
It's awesome. That is so shocked driving.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, we do it all the time. So they're gonna
leave on a Saturday. So on the Friday, my dad
goes over to my sister's house. I don't know what
he had to do. And he had actual truck and
he had something in his truck or he was picking
something up for my sisters to take to the dump.
I don't know what he was doing, but he laid
his phone I guess on the truck bed because he
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has an actual truck.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
MM circled back to it.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
He leaves, and the next morning he gets a call
at his house. Who ring ring ring, ring, Hello, Hey, toolbox.
It's Joscelyn. I just talked to some lady. She said
she has your phone in South Austin. My Dad's like, what,
(09:29):
my phone's in South Austin.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Heck of a start, toolbox And he turned.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
He looks around the head and goes, man, I don't
have my phone.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
He couldn't even get out of the city limit down Mopak.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
So apparently it said it on the side of his
truck or on the truck bed, and after he loaded
or unloaded his stuff at my sister's house, drove.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Off, flung it in the street.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, we're gonna leave it day later. Just realize we're
losing our minds.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
So he calls this lady and I guess she's a
home health nurse who travels to people's houses. And she
happened to see the phone in the street and picked
it up. Wow, And she drove it to South Austin
because that's where you know she lives. And she was
currently in South Austin at a patient's house. So my
dad's like, all right, I'll head that way, swing by.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
And check out me too for one Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Can you give me an examination? Why I'm there?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Ain'tal Please?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Ah, So he has to drive thirty five forty minutes
down to where this home health nurse is and then
drive home.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
So they're already an hour and a half behind schedules.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
They're not gonna get there by nightfall dayfaul. So then
they go and they drive and having a good old time.
They're using my dad's phone for the GPS or my
mom's phone for the GPS. Don't know which phone for
the GPS. Then it's like six o'clock and they're I
can Texarcana and the phone is down to five percent
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and they're like, oh, we're gonna have to stop.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Toolbox, you can charge while you drive. No, no, they
realized they didn't have a phone charger that goes in
the car. Bab I man, I get it, but that's
rule one of taking a road trip. You need a
phone that can charge because it can be on the
whole time. Toolbox, but I get you, like that is
an issue, but everybody always deals with that issue before
(11:30):
they get in the car.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
They don't travel, so they don't even think about it.
They never go far enough where they need a phone
charger for the car. So my mom, I'm talking to
my mom. She goes, yeah, first thing we're doing tomorrow
is buying a map. Good luck, I said, mom, you're
going back to nineteen ninety eight. They're gonna tell you
(11:54):
go on the internet and print it out. And she goes, oh,
I looked it up and they said truck stops will
have a map. Truck stops will have a map. And
then she said somewhere else will have a map. I said, okay.
So the next day they get driving and then they
want to go and they don't want to do toll roads.
(12:14):
I guess I don't know where they're at, but they
don't want to do toll roads. They end up they're
on country roads.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Same with my dad. Secondary roads, mand sorry, secondary roads.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
And they look down gaslights on my presort like, you know,
one thing you find out real quick not many gas
stations in the country.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I mean, that's a pretty massive mistake there. I'm not
even laughing at that one. I'm like, guys, that one
can for sure be avoided. The charging of the phone.
I get it if you haven't been on a major
road for hours on end. But the and the leaving
the cell phone. Two of the three have been technology related.
(13:02):
The other one we've had gas tank indicator lights for
forty years.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Yeah, but they didn't realize that they were gonna be
out in the middle of nowhere. They didn't know. They thought, oh,
we're just getting off the toll road. We'll still be
on a major highway. Then they're just out in you know,
wheat fields forever.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
There's no gas stations out there.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
They said. It was a few and far between, and
they were very stressed out. But luckily to announce, with
the gas light on, they were able to drive eighteen
more minutes and find a gas station.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Oh, they almost ran out of gas in the middle
of Texarcana.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
So then they're already behind schedule because they were that
the phone that not having a phone charger, so they
had to stop early the first night. So the second
night they don't have a They're not gonna make it
to Chicago. If they go any slower, they're gonna miss
Pride Month. They're gonna miss everything. They're gonna miss it all.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
What are they doing in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
They're going to see I'm mom's sister, Okay, Aunt Judy
and Aunt Mary was also gonna be flying in from Atlanta,
so they were gonna meet up and do all that.
But here's the problem. My dad is so weird. He
doesn't like to use a debit card. He doesn't like
to use a credit card. He likes to bring cash.
(14:20):
And what about bitcoin. He doesn't know what bitcoin is.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Ray, none of us do.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I still don't understand it.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I don't either. I don't want to sidetrack you.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
There is a restaurant, it's either a Harty's or an Arby's,
somewhere in Nashville where it's.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
All about bitcoin. You paying bitcoin, Your sandwich is wrapped
in a bitcoin wrapper, and they fully support bitcoin. Really, yes,
Scuba told me about it.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
That's pretty cool. So yeah, they get their gas and
they're like, man, it's getting late, we're gonna have to
stop and get a hotel. But we didn't really budget
for two nights of a hotel. So they stay at
some cd you know, roadside, upside down, in on the
side of the road because they didn't budget for two
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nights of a hotel. They didn't bring enough cash.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
One of those hotels it's actually called a motel at yeah,
it must be, but they don't have any hallways. Everything
is outfacing and your door is to the outside.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yes, that's the ones they stay at. I didn't know
that was a hotel or motel. Pretty awesome, Oh you're right,
because like, okay, you're right, it is motel. That's the
one they stayed. They stayed at upside inside out motel.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
We need a picture of it to put on the Instagram.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
And I'm like, oh, they took a picture in front
of the door, like, hey, guys, didn't budget for two
nights of a hotel.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
So this is where we're at.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
And my aunt replies and goes, my lord, please go
to a regular hotel.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
I'll pay the rest. I'll send you my credit card information. No,
only if it's cash. Only if it's cash the way
my dad rolls.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
So they spend the night. Everything goes great. Next morning
they drive I don't know. They get to the next
town city and they're like, let's go eat at the
cracker barrel, you know, get a good breakfast, and so
they What happens is when they get the places, my
dad will stand outside the car and smoke, and my
mom will stay in the car in the ac Why
(16:23):
he smokes, and so he does his little cigarette, finishes
a cigarette, knocks on the window and says, all right,
let's go inside. So she gets out of the car,
goes inside. They enjoy their cracker barrel. Probably takes an hour.
(16:43):
You know, when you eat it a sit down restaurant,
it's gonna take longer than a drive through.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Pray a little different. Since they went woke and the
logo dilemma debacle.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
They didn't my parents didn't mention the logo.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Did they notice.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
They didn't notice anything. They didn't notice if the logo
is the same different, I still have no ideas that
the same are different.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
I think they ended up caving and not changing the logo.
Said said yeah, their big campaign ended up being some
things are better, just not changed. And then they went
back to the old cracker barrel with the rocking chairs
and the pictures of old people on the wall, and with.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
The tea game, yes, the teas. So they go in,
they eat, and they come back out. They're like, man,
those windows are off of foggy. Why why are the
windows so foggy? They left the car running the entire
time they were in at the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
They could have been robbed of their vehicle. No more gas.
I guess we'll stop in another ced town.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Because my mom want was the ac on by my
dad smoking outside, and he usually opens the door and
turns the car off and they go into wherever they're going.
This time, he just knocked in the window said I'm
all done, and she just got out of the car.
This is why I'm worried about my parents traveling across America.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
But I feel for him. It's just different stuff that
they wouldn't encounter if they're just in Austin, Texas doing
their normal whatever five stops they do. So it all
makes sense, it really does. You can see all of
this happening. It all makes sense. Like he doesn't like
doing credit cards smart, but sometimes when you go in
other cities, you gotta be able to prepare for extra
money you're gonna spend.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Correct. That's what I'm like, Dad, you gotta take a
little extra padding, because what about paying for food, paying
for this? He's like, I budgeted for that. I just
didn't budget for two nights of a hotel.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Well, it's gonna blow his mind. But in other towns
and places sometimes they don't accept cash. That's gonna literally
throw him. That will wreck his world. That would wreck
his world. He would not know what to do with himself.
If he went somewhere and they said, oh, no cash allowed,
he'd be like, freaking robot. Wait till he goes to
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the guests or the grocery stores and there's robots checking
him out. Wait till he sees a robot car and
he's trying to merge.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Oh my gosh. Yeah, what if he calls a taxi
man that shows up, He'd be like, no, no, not
doing that.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
There's nobody inside of it. He takes the guy got shot.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
So after two and a half days of adventurous travel,
they did make it to Chicago. Wow, And that is
why I'm worried that they're gonna have to turn around
eventually and drive home.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Please tell me your aunt lives in the burbs.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
She lives in the burbs.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Good, she lives in the burbs.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
There's no way they can't listen.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
We lay near Caprini Greens, the worst part of Chicago.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
No, I don't know exactly where she lives. I've been
to her house a couple of years ago, took the
family up there. We stayed with her for a few days,
went to a Cubs game. It's great to see her,
But yes, I don't know what was going on. But
huh freaking Laria, and that is the trip to Chicago.
We'll take a break and we're gonna talk about less
(20:05):
small talk in the office, is what I hear. We'll
be right back after this.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
So it's now happened to me, It happened to me yesterday,
it happened to me today.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
When what.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Why do I guess? I guess at the lumber mill,
if your hands are full, nobody would bother you. At
the lumber mill, everybody just hates their life so much
you're never gonna talk to somebody else, so they don't.
There's no small talk. There's no chatting in between lumbers.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
At at Grinde Communications, everybody's just on their headsets talking,
so there's no I mean, I I guess I've just
been at jobs where people hate their jobs so much
they don't talk.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Well, let me tell you it Sam's Club. As a
cart guy, we used to talk to each other. We'd
sit there on the flos and chat it up. And
then also when people would like cashiers or hard lines
or soft lines or grocery, they'd come out for a
smoke break. They'd come over by the car guys and
there'd be small talk NonStop.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
The door greeterers.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Sometimes they would stand there by the cart bay and
just want to chat it up. We were nothing but
small talk when I was a cart guy. So at
Dunkin Donuts, if I worked in the morning, there wasn't
really time on the weekends for small talk because it
was so busy lining out the door, lying around the
building and the drive through. Didn't have time for small talk,
(21:36):
didn't do it. But if you worked afternoons, usually you're
just working with one other person. All you did was
small talk. You just chatted the whole way. I mean,
there was one girl, Jessica who went to Westwood ended
up going to Oklahoma State. Never heard from her ever
again after that when she left for Oklahoma State. Don't
know what happened to her. But yeah, we I mean
we just chatted up small talk right there, Jeremy Wayne,
(22:00):
we all would small talk.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
So we were small talk jobs. So I hope people
have small talk at their jobs because that means they
enjoy it. But if your head's in the computer or
you're typing, oh, no, small talk. It's happened to me twice.
I don't want to say the days I don't want
people to pinpoint it, even though I already think I
said yesterday and today, But.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Yeah, I think you did. I think you kind of
put a date on it.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
You didn't say a date. The other time. I head
was turned at my computer typing with headphones on and
small talk. McGee comes around two, three, five minutes. Oh,
McGee just wants to small talk it and then ends
it with I don't want to bother you. I know
(22:46):
you're working on stuff. Sometimes people just have those jobs
that allow for the small talk. And then it happens again,
and I'm like, I gotta bring it to the pod.
I'm looking at a computer actively typing with reading talking.
I rewrite stories in Bone's voice to make it easier
(23:09):
for him, and I get hit with, so, what's been
going on in your world? Oh? Freaking kidding me? And
so I just started talking out loud and this is
this is exactly what I said. I go and anytime
(23:29):
the study found that there were two or more of
these things occurring, they did find out that the study
was indeed factual and accurate, as verified and produced in
a local magazine. So I just said that out loud
to reiterate to the person that I am working on
something that can't have spelling errors, that needs to be perfect.
(23:50):
And then I had somewhere to be, so I walked
out the door and came to the podcast, and I
felt so bad. But if a person is be deep
in a computer in their keyboard in notes, you can't
small talk them. They're working.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Man. You know how you put an end to that.
It's really simple. There's two ways you personally can eliminate that.
Nip it, cut it, stop it too legit to quit.
It'll never happen again.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
What's new in your world?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
I don't know, man, what's new in the earth?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Goodbye?
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Man? I saw you twelve hours ago. What do you
think is new in my world? Nothing? Nothing has happened
to me in the last twelve hours. I went home,
I went to bed at five pm, and that's it.
And then I woke up and I came back to work.
That is it in the story. Thank you very much,
high five. Have a great day.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
You can always hit somebody though with the most depressing
answer to that. Ever, go ahead, Oh, same different day.
That was a lumber mill quote.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Or just trying to survive the day man, or just living? Man?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
What the just trying to live.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Oh man, just another day, man, trying to save a dollar.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
When it rains, it pours.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Yeah, man, I'm just glad the sun's out today. Man,
that's one positive. I don't know, just trying to get
through the day.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
What I didn't know if I was gonna make it
out of bed today.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
But I'm here.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Well. As my friend Billy would say, first day of
the week, ninety percent sucks, the next day seventy percent,
fifty percent, and then once you get to Friday though,
you're only down to ten percent suck. Dude. Maybe I
hit him with a depressing answer, or.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Do you really have time to hear this?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
I remember when you did that bit on The Big
Show where you would answer people if they said, how
have you been doing? And then you tell them all
your problem. Yeah, he's a funny bit.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
I think I'm gonna bring it back.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
I think I'm gonna bring it back.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
This is inspire me that I'm gonna go do that.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Man? Cat died and I had to call locksmith's got
locked out of my car. Man, terrible day, and I
think I'm gonna get fired because I was late to work.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Okay, twelve dollars and I applied the Kroger discounts. You're
good on that. Try to help you out a little bit.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Hey, thanks, man, I appreciate that. But here's how you
do it. You have two options. Option one, you have
a door to your studio, close it. Yeah, but then
here's the problem with that. It gets a little hot
in there. You don't get that sunshine from the windows. Well,
that's actually never the case. It gets it's it's counterintuitive.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
It actually gets colder, gets colder.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Oh that's right, you got the fish. I would love
to go along with your story, but I can't agree
to that. It never gets warmer. It's cold as balls
in there, got it?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Hey, Option number one not your best option, right. Option
number two is the easiest option of all. It has
nothing to do with closing a door. It's there's these
things that we're in an industry that not most people
wear at their desk, but we are in the industry
of communication and radio and podcasting, and you have to
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be able to hear your work. They're called headphones. You
don't have to have anything playing in the headphones. If
you have the headphones on your ears, nobody and I
mean nobody.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
It's gonna come up to you and say, what's new
in your world?
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Not a single person.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
It will end right there, game set match, it's over.
Not knowing what I was about to say, world confusion, work,
what's new in your world? The other guy small talk McGee. Yeah,
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so he does that, and then this is a regular
occurrence from small talk McGee. Yeah, I know, small talk McGee.
What what's your take on this? Oh? Hey, how's it going?
I know you're busy. Hey, I haven't been able to
get a hold of one of your coworkers. Could you
let them know when they come in that I send
them an email and if and if they aren't able
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to get to that email, I need to know by
ten am if they are able to do that or not.
But just let them know to check their email. What's
your take on them asking me as like I'm the
secretary to then talk to communicate with another person these
requests about an email in an inbox? Yeah, not my job, dude,
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What is happening? What is happening?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
My name is Rob? That ain't my job?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Or from small talk McGee, we go back a month,
leaves a post it note on my desk to tell
the other person that they need to check their email
because they haven't responded.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
To an email.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
And here's a post it note to remind you to
respond to that email. Thanks for the posty.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
That's leir. That's like small talk going to the next level.
That's like small talk, but didn't like to small business talk.
And it's like this, guys, that's interesting because my post
it notes my most recent adventure of post it notes, Like,
it wasn't anybody told me that, hey, check my email.
I was sitting on the couch watching some World Cup
and my kids had one of the neighbor kids over
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and they found the post it notes and then they
just started kicking me, and I'm like, what the hell
is going on? They had put a kick me sign
with a post it note on my back and they
were kicking.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Me and you didn't know it was there.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
I knew it was there, dude. That was what I did.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Why are you guys kicking me?
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Do you think they're really that smooth where they can
come up and tap me on the back without me
feeling it.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
We were doing that thirty eight years ago. They're still
doing it.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Kicked Me sign still happening, man, and I'd take it
off and they'd go back in the other room, get
another post it note, come and put a kick me
sign on. We did about fifty two kick me signs
in about twenty minutes on my back.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
It was amazing, man.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
So the whole time I'm just getting kicked, put the
kick me sign, Okay, throw it down. They'd go make
another one. They wasted an entire pad of post it
notes doing kick me signs.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Whatever you gotta do to not watch the World Cup.
They did kick me signs and hurt me signs. Those
were the two we had to take a break. Oh man,
love kids, Hey, what's new in your world? We'll find out.
Right after this, finally saw those World Cup highlights.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
You told me about good game, big win against Paraguay.
That was like a week ago, dude, Baser told me
on the fourth of July, we pay England. No, no, no,
it's nothing is set.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
No.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
No, that's just not accurate. That's not accurate.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
That's what happens in my household. We just threw around
play England. It depends on what happens in these next
two games.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Happen. It depends on what happens in England's first three games.
England hadn't even played a game yet, so how are
we gonna tell who we play next? Dude?
Speaker 1 (31:07):
I don't google anything, just like we don't on the show.
I don't chat GPT crap. I'm not chat GP or
t in it.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
I do.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I like chat GPT for stocks and stuff and math.
That's kind of cool for batting averages, all that stuff.
That's what it's used for. What I like it for.
At our house, we don't google anything. Baser's like, hey,
why do you think this beatles around our house? And
I'm like, oh, they always come out in the summer.
I don't know. We throw inaccuracies around our house all
the time. Dude, what do you think I did?
Speaker 2 (31:33):
My kids asked me all the time, Dad, Dad, what
what is this? I'm like, I don't know, Well, look
it up, all right, I'll look it up in a
little bit. I just blow it off it never look
it up.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
My wife's like, I saw the new neighbors and she's like,
they seem fun. And I didn't know if she was
just like saying, and I go, they seem fun. I
think the one lady was carrying a newborn and she's like, Okay,
you're right, I saw him too. We did that, just
like we just throwing it at you.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
They don't seem fun at all. They seem like they
got one kid that's gonna cry all the time. Much
need a lot of attention, Need a lot of attention.
You want an email? Yes, coachers, another year down means
another year closer to retirement. This is us, the teachers
from New Mexico that love those slippery nipples. All staff
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and education. Have a RESTful, tasteful, drinkful summer. Take a
lunch that's more than twenty minutes, hydrate as much as
you want, and use the bathroom whenever you can. Happy summer.
You've earned every minute of this break. Enjoy the sunshine,
the floss, the banana hammocks, and the slippery nipples. The
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New Mexico teachers Rosette, Loretta, Emily, Brianna, Annette, Monica, Alyssa
and Janelle. Bye, guys, it's summertime.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Yeah to my teachers out there. Love that.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
But dated a girl, Oh summer, this is a sad story.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Well, I don't need to go into it a lot,
but summer is when the addiction really does start to
overtake and overcome some people. She said that she would
drink maybe a couple times a week because she'd come
to San No, Austin and she'd come chill for the
weekend and then leave. But during the summer, they don't
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have anything they're doing, so she said she would wake
up and finish off a bottle of wine a day.
So alcoholism is a real thing. And to teachers with
all this time off, it's not a vacation, because vacation
has a beginning and an end. With teachers in three months,
that's an eternity that just lends itself to just all
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kinds of alcoholism problems. And I think, I think about
that girl. I hope she's okay. I'ven't been able to
find her.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
But here's the thing. Those women in New Mexico, all
those teachers I just name the slippery nipple girls.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
They're all good, man.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
They just have a couple slippery nipple here, slippery nipple here,
and they're good and they just enjoy the flaws Nana Hammicks.
They're relaxing all summer long. It's great. Got another email, Hey, guys,
thanks for the shout out. Just so you know, we
live in Green Bay and we do have season tickets
to the Packers. Green Bay is just an hour from
the up, so we drove to Escapanaba, Escanaba, Escanaba for
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Boomer's game. The kid is the real deal, always fun
hanging with Maria. Can't wait for CC six. Tie is
determined to up the ante after our Worst Dress Coaches
Award for CC five. I'm not sure I want to
do that. We'll find out in January. Sore Losers for life,
Cam and Tie see you in January. Cam and Tye.
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Good people, great people. I mean I feel send. Boomer
felt bad as well.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
He had one bunt and walked once.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
He bunted.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
He got on though.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Was it a sacrifice bunner or a drag bunt? Drag?
Speaker 1 (34:55):
And he's a lefty. It's like each row from the north.
But bro, it's an all star game, Boomer, why are
you bunting?
Speaker 2 (35:03):
But he got on?
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Got a run too.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Yeah, that's tough. I mean, maybe he's just trying to
showcase his speed, like, hey, look at me, I'm fast.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
I think he threw a kid out in center.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
He's also got a lot of making up to do
because I mean, there's no record books, so you know
what revision is history. We can make up anything we want.
I want to say my senior year, I had five
home runs over the fence and almost seven.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
One hit the top of the wall and the other
one was deemed foul, and my dad will argue it
to this day that it was a fair ball. And
we were in a bush league town, very seedy town
with a hotel where people run out of gas.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Got it. So I'd say I had seven, and it's
probably more like four, but in my memory I had
seven and boomers at zero I think. I don't think
he's hit a home run. He's taller than me, he's
got a better swing than me.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
The pitching's probably better, I don't know. But when they
move the fences out, my question is is he playing
basketball in college or just baseball?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Just baseball?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (36:05):
But I was kind of confused because the award he
won was dual sport. But I guess that didn't mean
you were winning. You were playing dual sports in college?
You want a dual score sport scholarship at Camerica Park,
whoa for all of Michigan? Really? Yeah? But I think
then in college. He's just playing baseball.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
You didn't tell me that. You didn't tell me you
got a scholarship from co America. We threw some stuff
around it on the Facebook. I think, did he go
to a Tiger's game and they brought him out on
the field. Did he get to go to the mount
and meet schoo Ball?
Speaker 1 (36:32):
No, Scoo Ball was in the minor leagues. Four hundred
dollars a ticket to go there in Cascade. Whoa cousin went,
Yeah to your whole family school.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Ball was our number one draft pick in the Fantasy
league this year. Well, he's doing good in the miners
right now, right, I'm glad welcome back. And they did
get to go to the game, and it wasn't during
the game.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
I think they did it beforehand free tickets, free tickets,
or maybe they had to buy him something. But there
was a thing at Little Caesars Arena. So did they
go to the basketball thing, the Detroit Pistons basketball thing
before and then they went to Tiger America Park. Maybe
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
I wasn't there. I don't know how it went down.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
I tell you what I don't know. Back in the day,
how people kept up with people's lives. It's tough enough
to keep up with Maria Muff's boomers, my wife's niece, nephew,
my niece nephew, her family, my family, and we only
got like a couple kids in each family, no kids
to us. I don't know how people keep up.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Yeah, it's very hard.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Because I was going to Chicago and I was like, hey,
Boomer'd love to hear about it. I'm running out of power.
We're an electric vehicle and it just holds a charge,
it doesn't increase the charge. And Scuba scooball Scooba won't
let me turn on the air conditioning, so I'm sweating
my nuts off and my phone's about to die. So
have fun in Detroit, good luck with the scholarship. I'm
heading to Chicago. It's tough to keep up with people now.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
It is tough to get keep up with people. Like
I called Batter's Box yesterday. I'm like, hey, what's up,
Batter's Box? What if everybody that's a batter's box here?
And he's like, what's going on? I'm like, oh no,
just hanging out. And then my kid needed something, how's iu?
And oh gosh, and hit my oldest kid needed something.
So I was like, let me call you right back,
you know what I mean. It's like, okay, that's weird.
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And I was like, yeah, sorry, I'll call you right back,
even though I had just called him and.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
You called him and hit him with a i'll call
you back. Yeah, I called him.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
The conversation was forty eight seconds before I hit him
with the i'll call you back now. I totally forgot
to call him back. And I just realized that right
now when you started talking about keeping up with people's lives.
So he's probably sitting there going man never called me back.
I never called him back. I just didn't do it.
It's hard to keep up because you start doing one
thing leads to another and next day you know, you're
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out till nine thirty at night.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Yeah, and not even that then. Also, you got parents.
It's Father's Day this weekend. Happy Mother's Day, Fathers.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Thank you man.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
And I got my mom. So it's impossible to get
stuff sent to where my family lives in Michigan. So
I was able to get her some food sent to
my mom, so she's.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Gonna have it there for my dad. And if you
don't tell her play by play. Hey, it's gonna be
delivered in two hours. Hey, it's coming close. She'll be like, hey,
I got a weird, suspicious package. I just threw it away.
I had no idea what it was. I'm like, Mom,
I've been telling you for four days. I was sending
you a for Mother's Day. She's like, hey, I got
these plants in the mail. I have no idea what
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this is. Mom, that was from Mother's Day. That's what
i've been telling you is coming.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
I know it didn't come exactly on Sunday, but it's
entirely impossible to map it out exactly to the day.
So that's what I was talking about you. So, yeah,
the stuff you threw in the trash was what I
got you from Mother's Day, and you thought it was
a bomb. So today my dad's getting like, I don't
know these like cookies or something delivered. I'm giving her
play by play My Mom, it's good. I don't know
the address it's coming from, but there's cookies being delivered.
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It's not a bomb, it's not a gun. It's not
a scam. Tell dad just to take the little cookies
and put them in his PI hole.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
I don't know where to send my dad Father's Day gift.
And I don't know if he's gonna be in Chicago. Well,
don't know if he's gonna be in a CD motel.
I don't know where he's gonna be. But happy Father's
Day on this coming Sunday to my dad. We are
like five days away from the Father's Day and we
should celebrate all the fathers out there and I should
be celebrating my father. But I don't know where he's
gonna be. So congratulations, and yeah, you guys have a
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great Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
Man, you have something waiting for him in one of
their locations.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
It's just guessing where they're gonna be at.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Can you imagine that? No, the hotel you call ahead
and you're like, hey, you guys do chocolate covered strawberries
or something.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
You guys do turn down service where you leave chocolates
on the pillow or like what, No, we don't even
clean the rooms when people leave.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
We got HBO and a biscuit in the morning.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
That used to be the big advertisement free HBO when
you would check into the room. Dude, Oh, it was
so great when you said motel. That reminded me when
me and beaz Are first kind of started dating.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Where we was she with me? I want to say
she was with me maybe in the girls room. We
did two rooms, one girls, one boys. So me and
my dad, brother Boomer, then mom Maria, Muff, Baser. Yeah,
I didn't know Muff and Baser slept together.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
That's pretty crazy.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Yeah. And in in Michigan, there's something that's legal there
that's not legal in a lot of other places.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Oh, beast reality.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Yeah, marijuana. Oh and this motel my dad goes with
the cheapest ones ever. I'm trying to like put on
a good impression for Baser. Yeah, my dad puts us
in this motel that was sixty dollars a night, and
it smelled like straight weed. My dad, This is so
like you.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
It's one of those where you could even play it off,
like everybody knows what that smell smells like, except for Boomer.
Boomer's like, it smells like a skunk in here.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Now, Boomer, that's not a skunk.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Boomer's eighteen years old. He knows what it smell.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
It was like five years ago. He was like, you're
right right when you were dating Hunt. The way it
smells like, there's five skunks in here. No, Boomer, that
was oh homie a minute ago, who was smoking a
j stuff with marijuana. Because Dad decided to put us
at a CD hotel.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Nick was staying in the room next. So I'm sorry, Boomer,
and I mean anytime we're in the hallway, I mean
even in our own rooms, it smelled like weed.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
And it was just like, and my Dad's not gonna say, Marin,
this smells like marijuana. He'd be like, huss do they
this smells like? Are these smoking rooms? I'm like, Dad,
it's marijuana. Like people do that all the time. Now,
you got to like, that's why you have to get
in a hotel, not a motel. But my mom and
dad wouldn't address it at all.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
It's just us kids died glady like, oh, dad with
another cheap motel, And that's the story of my life.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
I could go on for the next hour, but we
don't have time about all the CD motels I stayed in. Yeah,
the motels, Yeah, I just could. I could, but I'm
not gonna do it. We're not gonna do it. We
don't have time. You guys, have a great Wednesday. We're out,
Hey City, motels was the name of my childhood mom
and dad.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
Uh, just a heads up. I went into the lobby
and it's not as intense the smell of marijuana. So
if you guys want to just escape it for a minute,
I would head to the lobby. It's more of a
pleasant smell. It's Christmas time. It smells a little bit
more like Christmas and not. Uh, somebody just did the
Mary Jane.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Yeah, I mean I remember checking in the motels as
a kid. You guys want smoking or non smoking? My
parents smoking? Oh? Come on, really? Can you not just
smoke at home? But it doesn't matter. You could say
smoking or non smoking. You stayed in a motel, everybody
smoked in the rooms. It didn't matter, and you could
still smell it. Okay, still just reaked, rereaked. Man, the
good old days, The good old days.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Truckers. You guys know me and Scuba had can I
one small topic?
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Yeah? Go ahead? Do you want to do that right now? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (43:45):
The smallest topic. Do I need to take a break, No,
I just need the truckers to write in. Okay, do
you guys get hotel rooms or do you always stay
in your truck? Because me and Scuba were like, hey,
if you're making a decent amount of money and you
had a two days of long hauling, like, do some
of them get a hotel? Like if it's only eighty bucks. No,
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they always stay in their truck.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
Always stay in their truck. They're not gonna waste eighty dollars.
That's that's a day's pay me and Scuba debated this
for three hours.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
I said, yes, there's some truck drivers that are like,
screw it, I'm getting an FN hotel tonight.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
No chance. They don't ever get a hotel room. And
Scuba's thinking is me, yeah, I just I don't know why,
but I would imagine they none of them get a
hotel room. I was like, they have to, like say,
you know what I deserved it, i just did a
New York to La Hall. I'm getting an FN hotel. Nope,
now we waste a day of pay man. Wow, we
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are the sored losers at gmail dot com. Truckers hit
us up. There's no way they get a hotel, no chance,
but we really gotta go now
Get started. Yeah, we are welcome in. This is it,
this is this is the big kaboodle. Guys. We are
one hundred and seventy nine days away from the twenty
and twenty seven Sore Losers Convention and the two thousand
and thirty Super Bowl in Nashville, Tennessee. The convention presented
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by Freeland Chevrolet.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Right, promise it can't be one hundred and seventy nine
days to the convention and the super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Bro. The joke has been I've just been making up
the number count.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Oh my god, why did you ruin the joke right there?
I run No, No, you did no, No, you should
have said, yeah, you're right, I haven't done the days
to the super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
It's all you had to say. It was a joke,
on my joke, on your joke, and you never mind.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I'm going to get back to you, but get your tickets.
When are they going on sale July first? Yet, I'm
going to get back to you on the exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Tell you, guys, they would be out July first. The
one thing I did say is merch also, and we
have not hit up day ones. Dang, that's okay. We'll
get on that. We've been busy playing on this convention,
and we we hey, we've been doing it. We told
you July first, and we're coming through for you, guys.
We don't make promises without delivering one.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Ninety five and then what date is the convention in
twenty twenty seven? Just give me a round about it.
Probably middle of the month. It is.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
January eighteenth, is the Monday, So the seventeenth is Sunday sixteenth, fourteenth,
January fourteenth.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Right, okay, So we are two hundred and ten days
away from the Sore Losers Convention presented by Freeland Schevley.
Those boys got me a rental truck? God bless well
you got a truck or an suv? Yeah, truck, but
I can't drive it. I don't have it all done
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for the garage. So I bring my wife's vehicle.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Oh, because you don't have the license plate on it.
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
So it sits at my house.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I'm glad these boys. Yeah, thanks for the rental. I
don't use it. Very interesting way to live life. What
kind of truck you got? Is it green?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Black? White?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
It's white, it's white, and it's a silverado Z seventy
one truckers will know what it is.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I don't specifically know. I've been doing some dirt off
roading with it.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Well, I haven't had a new truck in twenty five years,
so I don't know the new letters. You never had
a new truck in two thousand and five, I did.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
No, No, that's an issuev. You do not have a truck.
The trailer was new in two thousand and five. And
where I'm from, all those are called trucks. No, No,
they're not. Yeah, there is no way someone with a
Ford Explorer says they have a truck.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Everybody does. It's either cars or trucks, and they're all
called vehicles.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Well, I understand they're called vehicles. But did you guys
ever have the term SUV sport utility vehicle. No.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I was like, hey, man, roll up in the truck,
Hey man, roll up in the SUV. Mom.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I mean, I'm just skeptical that that is what is
going on. Come on, you guys gonna go get it
on in the.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Truck, and to go get it on in the SUV. No,
I know, Jamon, you're gonna go out in the truck
taking your girl out in the truck.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I'm just telling you. If you told a chick, hey girl,
I'm gonna pick you up in my truck, and you
rolled up in your blazer, which is an suv, she's
gonna be sitting there going, man, when's that guy with
a truck gonna be here? She ain't going. Oh look
at that truck, man, that's amazing. A truck has a bed,
a truck bed.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
If you roll up and tell your chick I'm gonna
roll up in my suv, her dad is gonna be
out there with a pair of panties for you to
put on.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I'm not gonna say I'm rolling up in an suv.
I would say I'm rolling up in a trailblazer. I
wouldn't call it a truck. I'm rolling up in my
ex Sterra. I'm rolling up in my jeep. Cherro key,
I'm not rolling up in a truck.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Well, now you're rolling up everybody in my electric Yeah,
what happens when the electric grid fails? I don't know, Ray, Ray,
are you supporting Middle Eastern oil? We gotta do it,
my god, We're gonna do it live. Oh the wood dude, dude,
(04:53):
sore loser. What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I know the most about sports, so I'll give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much
a sports.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Genius, y'all. It is seison less, small talks in the offices.
More on that maybe later if I got a chance.
What up. I'm from the North. I'm in Alpha Male.
I live on the north side of Nashville with Baser
two acres, got a house, got a truck sitting in it.
It's a Z seventy one. It's a Silverado from Freeland.
Chevy boys at beautiful, Thank you boys. But yeah, two
(05:27):
kids at Vanderbilt two acres. It seems like less every day.
The neighbors keep moving in. The duplex is all filled in.
If Justin saw it now, he would have never guessed
his dog was gonna have a duplex basically built on
top of his dog's grave. That's all I got over
to you, man Ry.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
You went through this recently. Your parents decide to travel
across the country one stop at a time, and I
don't know how long did they travel for? Man months? Months?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yes, because they would leave for a week and go
to Coasta, Mesag and then come back. On the way
through they hit us then went more out east, then
met us again, then went to Branson. It was two
months probably, So.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
The whole time did you think about them every day
and how you were worried about them being on the
road and road tripping, because as they get older, you're like, man,
I don't know if they can handle a road trip.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
The hips were the big concern when they were trying
to integrate the hiking into the road trip. That was
the adventurous part.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
So where we would text them, Oh, you got a
two mile hike today.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Huh, how's the cell service? You're gonna check in at
any mile markers. I don't really worry about them driving.
My dad's like an excellent right he as a career.
He drove around and look at Forrest's so like he
knows everything without a road, he doesn't need a phone.
He would never get lost. We were worried about the
(06:50):
moving of the hips, not the sedentary stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Okay, because yeah, my parents, you know, they were heading
to Chicago, and I mean, I have to be honest,
I was worried about them on the road trip. Saw
him there, Well, they could have seen you there, if
you if they would have gotten the location in time,
if I would have given it to them. They could
have met up with you, had a little drink, said hello,
cheer gihon.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
How are their hips, because it is staars right from
the jump when you get into punch bowl social in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Oh no, the hips are fine. It's no problem about
the hips. It's just about the like navigation. Do they
know where they're going?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
How's your dad with other guys hitting on his wife?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
He's okay with that because people were pretty loose at
this bar. Oh they were. They were talking.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yeah, it was a Thursday night and you had every
frat daddy in Chicago that went to whatever. Northwestern, Loyoyo Chicago.
If you want to throw in my school, alivet Nazarene.
They were there, Sal Lassal, you got Northwestern? He already said.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Northwestern, you got Notre Dame is about an hour away,
the basketball school. DePaul DePaul lsal may not be there.
Maybe I was thinking to Paul, I knew that. Sure
a friend was a fan.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
They were all there. So they were hitting on chicks,
hitting on guys. I didn't know what part of town
we were.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
So they're heading to Chicago and I'm just THEMN They
haven't been on a road trip in a long time.
And it's to the point where my dad's gonna drive
the entire time. Mom's just gonna chill out in the
passenger's seat and relax enjoy it. Sexist, no, no, no,
she just you know, that's just her vibe now and
just I'm much chill. And so they're supposed to leave
(08:28):
ray She also can't vote.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Father doesn't let her. I mean, coach, we've made some
changes in this country. Baser drives ninety percent of the time.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
That's shocking to me.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
It's awesome. That is so shocked driving.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, we do it all the time. So they're gonna
leave on a Saturday. So on the Friday, my dad
goes over to my sister's house. I don't know what
he had to do. And he had actual truck and
he had something in his truck or he was picking
something up for my sisters to take to the dump.
I don't know what he was doing, but he laid
his phone I guess on the truck bed because he
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has an actual truck.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
MM circled back to it.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
He leaves, and the next morning he gets a call
at his house. Who ring ring ring, ring, Hello, Hey, toolbox.
It's Joscelyn. I just talked to some lady. She said
she has your phone in South Austin. My Dad's like, what,
(09:29):
my phone's in South Austin.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Heck of a start, toolbox And he turned.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
He looks around the head and goes, man, I don't
have my phone.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
He couldn't even get out of the city limit down Mopak.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
So apparently it said it on the side of his
truck or on the truck bed, and after he loaded
or unloaded his stuff at my sister's house, drove.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Off, flung it in the street.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, we're gonna leave it day later. Just realize we're
losing our minds.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
So he calls this lady and I guess she's a
home health nurse who travels to people's houses. And she
happened to see the phone in the street and picked
it up. Wow, And she drove it to South Austin
because that's where you know she lives. And she was
currently in South Austin at a patient's house. So my
dad's like, all right, I'll head that way, swing by.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
And check out me too for one Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Can you give me an examination? Why I'm there?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Ain'tal Please?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Ah, So he has to drive thirty five forty minutes
down to where this home health nurse is and then
drive home.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
So they're already an hour and a half behind schedules.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
They're not gonna get there by nightfall dayfaul. So then
they go and they drive and having a good old time.
They're using my dad's phone for the GPS or my
mom's phone for the GPS. Don't know which phone for
the GPS. Then it's like six o'clock and they're I
can Texarcana and the phone is down to five percent
(11:05):
and they're like, oh, we're gonna have to stop.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Toolbox, you can charge while you drive. No, no, they
realized they didn't have a phone charger that goes in
the car. Bab I man, I get it, but that's
rule one of taking a road trip. You need a
phone that can charge because it can be on the
whole time. Toolbox, but I get you, like that is
an issue, but everybody always deals with that issue before
(11:30):
they get in the car.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
They don't travel, so they don't even think about it.
They never go far enough where they need a phone
charger for the car. So my mom, I'm talking to
my mom. She goes, yeah, first thing we're doing tomorrow
is buying a map. Good luck, I said, mom, you're
going back to nineteen ninety eight. They're gonna tell you
(11:54):
go on the internet and print it out. And she goes, oh,
I looked it up and they said truck stops will
have a map. Truck stops will have a map. And
then she said somewhere else will have a map. I said, okay.
So the next day they get driving and then they
want to go and they don't want to do toll roads.
(12:14):
I guess I don't know where they're at, but they
don't want to do toll roads. They end up they're
on country roads.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Same with my dad. Secondary roads, mand sorry, secondary roads.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
And they look down gaslights on my presort like, you know,
one thing you find out real quick not many gas
stations in the country.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I mean, that's a pretty massive mistake there. I'm not
even laughing at that one. I'm like, guys, that one
can for sure be avoided. The charging of the phone.
I get it if you haven't been on a major
road for hours on end. But the and the leaving
the cell phone. Two of the three have been technology related.
(13:02):
The other one we've had gas tank indicator lights for
forty years.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Yeah, but they didn't realize that they were gonna be
out in the middle of nowhere. They didn't know. They thought, oh,
we're just getting off the toll road. We'll still be
on a major highway. Then they're just out in you know,
wheat fields forever.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
There's no gas stations out there.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
They said. It was a few and far between, and
they were very stressed out. But luckily to announce, with
the gas light on, they were able to drive eighteen
more minutes and find a gas station.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Oh, they almost ran out of gas in the middle
of Texarcana.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
So then they're already behind schedule because they were that
the phone that not having a phone charger, so they
had to stop early the first night. So the second
night they don't have a They're not gonna make it
to Chicago. If they go any slower, they're gonna miss
Pride Month. They're gonna miss everything. They're gonna miss it all.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
What are they doing in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
They're going to see I'm mom's sister, Okay, Aunt Judy
and Aunt Mary was also gonna be flying in from Atlanta,
so they were gonna meet up and do all that.
But here's the problem. My dad is so weird. He
doesn't like to use a debit card. He doesn't like
to use a credit card. He likes to bring cash.
(14:20):
And what about bitcoin. He doesn't know what bitcoin is.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Ray, none of us do.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I still don't understand it.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I don't either. I don't want to sidetrack you.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
There is a restaurant, it's either a Harty's or an Arby's,
somewhere in Nashville where it's.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
All about bitcoin. You paying bitcoin, Your sandwich is wrapped
in a bitcoin wrapper, and they fully support bitcoin. Really, yes,
Scuba told me about it.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
That's pretty cool. So yeah, they get their gas and
they're like, man, it's getting late, we're gonna have to
stop and get a hotel. But we didn't really budget
for two nights of a hotel. So they stay at
some cd you know, roadside, upside down, in on the
side of the road because they didn't budget for two
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nights of a hotel. They didn't bring enough cash.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
One of those hotels it's actually called a motel at yeah,
it must be, but they don't have any hallways. Everything
is outfacing and your door is to the outside.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yes, that's the ones they stay at. I didn't know
that was a hotel or motel. Pretty awesome, Oh you're right,
because like, okay, you're right, it is motel. That's the
one they stayed. They stayed at upside inside out motel.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
We need a picture of it to put on the Instagram.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
And I'm like, oh, they took a picture in front
of the door, like, hey, guys, didn't budget for two
nights of a hotel.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
So this is where we're at.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
And my aunt replies and goes, my lord, please go
to a regular hotel.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
I'll pay the rest. I'll send you my credit card information. No,
only if it's cash. Only if it's cash the way
my dad rolls.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
So they spend the night. Everything goes great. Next morning
they drive I don't know. They get to the next
town city and they're like, let's go eat at the
cracker barrel, you know, get a good breakfast, and so
they What happens is when they get the places, my
dad will stand outside the car and smoke, and my
mom will stay in the car in the ac Why
(16:23):
he smokes, and so he does his little cigarette, finishes
a cigarette, knocks on the window and says, all right,
let's go inside. So she gets out of the car,
goes inside. They enjoy their cracker barrel. Probably takes an hour.
(16:43):
You know, when you eat it a sit down restaurant,
it's gonna take longer than a drive through.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Pray a little different. Since they went woke and the
logo dilemma debacle.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
They didn't my parents didn't mention the logo.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Did they notice.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
They didn't notice anything. They didn't notice if the logo
is the same different, I still have no ideas that
the same are different.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
I think they ended up caving and not changing the logo.
Said said yeah, their big campaign ended up being some
things are better, just not changed. And then they went
back to the old cracker barrel with the rocking chairs
and the pictures of old people on the wall, and with.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
The tea game, yes, the teas. So they go in,
they eat, and they come back out. They're like, man,
those windows are off of foggy. Why why are the
windows so foggy? They left the car running the entire
time they were in at the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
They could have been robbed of their vehicle. No more gas.
I guess we'll stop in another ced town.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Because my mom want was the ac on by my
dad smoking outside, and he usually opens the door and
turns the car off and they go into wherever they're going.
This time, he just knocked in the window said I'm
all done, and she just got out of the car.
This is why I'm worried about my parents traveling across America.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
But I feel for him. It's just different stuff that
they wouldn't encounter if they're just in Austin, Texas doing
their normal whatever five stops they do. So it all
makes sense, it really does. You can see all of
this happening. It all makes sense. Like he doesn't like
doing credit cards smart, but sometimes when you go in
other cities, you gotta be able to prepare for extra
money you're gonna spend.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Correct. That's what I'm like, Dad, you gotta take a
little extra padding, because what about paying for food, paying
for this? He's like, I budgeted for that. I just
didn't budget for two nights of a hotel.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Well, it's gonna blow his mind. But in other towns
and places sometimes they don't accept cash. That's gonna literally
throw him. That will wreck his world. That would wreck
his world. He would not know what to do with himself.
If he went somewhere and they said, oh, no cash allowed,
he'd be like, freaking robot. Wait till he goes to
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the guests or the grocery stores and there's robots checking
him out. Wait till he sees a robot car and
he's trying to merge.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Oh my gosh. Yeah, what if he calls a taxi
man that shows up, He'd be like, no, no, not
doing that.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
There's nobody inside of it. He takes the guy got shot.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
So after two and a half days of adventurous travel,
they did make it to Chicago. Wow, And that is
why I'm worried that they're gonna have to turn around
eventually and drive home.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Please tell me your aunt lives in the burbs.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
She lives in the burbs.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Good, she lives in the burbs.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
There's no way they can't listen.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
We lay near Caprini Greens, the worst part of Chicago.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
No, I don't know exactly where she lives. I've been
to her house a couple of years ago, took the
family up there. We stayed with her for a few days,
went to a Cubs game. It's great to see her,
But yes, I don't know what was going on. But
huh freaking Laria, and that is the trip to Chicago.
We'll take a break and we're gonna talk about less
(20:05):
small talk in the office, is what I hear. We'll
be right back after this.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
So it's now happened to me, It happened to me yesterday,
it happened to me today.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
When what.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Why do I guess? I guess at the lumber mill,
if your hands are full, nobody would bother you. At
the lumber mill, everybody just hates their life so much
you're never gonna talk to somebody else, so they don't.
There's no small talk. There's no chatting in between lumbers.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
At at Grinde Communications, everybody's just on their headsets talking,
so there's no I mean, I I guess I've just
been at jobs where people hate their jobs so much
they don't talk.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Well, let me tell you it Sam's Club. As a
cart guy, we used to talk to each other. We'd
sit there on the flos and chat it up. And
then also when people would like cashiers or hard lines
or soft lines or grocery, they'd come out for a
smoke break. They'd come over by the car guys and
there'd be small talk NonStop.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
The door greeterers.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Sometimes they would stand there by the cart bay and
just want to chat it up. We were nothing but
small talk when I was a cart guy. So at
Dunkin Donuts, if I worked in the morning, there wasn't
really time on the weekends for small talk because it
was so busy lining out the door, lying around the
building and the drive through. Didn't have time for small talk,
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didn't do it. But if you worked afternoons, usually you're
just working with one other person. All you did was
small talk. You just chatted the whole way. I mean,
there was one girl, Jessica who went to Westwood ended
up going to Oklahoma State. Never heard from her ever
again after that when she left for Oklahoma State. Don't
know what happened to her. But yeah, we I mean
we just chatted up small talk right there, Jeremy Wayne,
(22:00):
we all would small talk.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
So we were small talk jobs. So I hope people
have small talk at their jobs because that means they
enjoy it. But if your head's in the computer or
you're typing, oh, no, small talk. It's happened to me twice.
I don't want to say the days I don't want
people to pinpoint it, even though I already think I
said yesterday and today, But.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Yeah, I think you did. I think you kind of
put a date on it.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
You didn't say a date. The other time. I head
was turned at my computer typing with headphones on and
small talk. McGee comes around two, three, five minutes. Oh,
McGee just wants to small talk it and then ends
it with I don't want to bother you. I know
(22:46):
you're working on stuff. Sometimes people just have those jobs
that allow for the small talk. And then it happens again,
and I'm like, I gotta bring it to the pod.
I'm looking at a computer actively typing with reading talking.
I rewrite stories in Bone's voice to make it easier
(23:09):
for him, and I get hit with, so, what's been
going on in your world? Oh? Freaking kidding me? And
so I just started talking out loud and this is
this is exactly what I said. I go and anytime
(23:29):
the study found that there were two or more of
these things occurring, they did find out that the study
was indeed factual and accurate, as verified and produced in
a local magazine. So I just said that out loud
to reiterate to the person that I am working on
something that can't have spelling errors, that needs to be perfect.
(23:50):
And then I had somewhere to be, so I walked
out the door and came to the podcast, and I
felt so bad. But if a person is be deep
in a computer in their keyboard in notes, you can't
small talk them. They're working.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Man. You know how you put an end to that.
It's really simple. There's two ways you personally can eliminate that.
Nip it, cut it, stop it too legit to quit.
It'll never happen again.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
What's new in your world?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
I don't know, man, what's new in the earth?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Goodbye?
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Man? I saw you twelve hours ago. What do you
think is new in my world? Nothing? Nothing has happened
to me in the last twelve hours. I went home,
I went to bed at five pm, and that's it.
And then I woke up and I came back to work.
That is it in the story. Thank you very much,
high five. Have a great day.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
You can always hit somebody though with the most depressing
answer to that. Ever, go ahead, Oh, same different day.
That was a lumber mill quote.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Or just trying to survive the day man, or just living? Man?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
What the just trying to live.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Oh man, just another day, man, trying to save a dollar.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
When it rains, it pours.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Yeah, man, I'm just glad the sun's out today. Man,
that's one positive. I don't know, just trying to get
through the day.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
What I didn't know if I was gonna make it
out of bed today.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
But I'm here.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Well. As my friend Billy would say, first day of
the week, ninety percent sucks, the next day seventy percent,
fifty percent, and then once you get to Friday though,
you're only down to ten percent suck. Dude. Maybe I
hit him with a depressing answer, or.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Do you really have time to hear this?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
I remember when you did that bit on The Big
Show where you would answer people if they said, how
have you been doing? And then you tell them all
your problem. Yeah, he's a funny bit.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
I think I'm gonna bring it back.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
I think I'm gonna bring it back.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
This is inspire me that I'm gonna go do that.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Man? Cat died and I had to call locksmith's got
locked out of my car. Man, terrible day, and I
think I'm gonna get fired because I was late to work.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Okay, twelve dollars and I applied the Kroger discounts. You're
good on that. Try to help you out a little bit.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Hey, thanks, man, I appreciate that. But here's how you
do it. You have two options. Option one, you have
a door to your studio, close it. Yeah, but then
here's the problem with that. It gets a little hot
in there. You don't get that sunshine from the windows. Well,
that's actually never the case. It gets it's it's counterintuitive.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
It actually gets colder, gets colder.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Oh that's right, you got the fish. I would love
to go along with your story, but I can't agree
to that. It never gets warmer. It's cold as balls
in there, got it?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Hey, Option number one not your best option, right. Option
number two is the easiest option of all. It has
nothing to do with closing a door. It's there's these
things that we're in an industry that not most people
wear at their desk, but we are in the industry
of communication and radio and podcasting, and you have to
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be able to hear your work. They're called headphones. You
don't have to have anything playing in the headphones. If
you have the headphones on your ears, nobody and I
mean nobody.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
It's gonna come up to you and say, what's new
in your world?
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Not a single person.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
It will end right there, game set match, it's over.
Not knowing what I was about to say, world confusion, work,
what's new in your world? The other guy small talk McGee. Yeah,
(27:59):
so he does that, and then this is a regular
occurrence from small talk McGee. Yeah, I know, small talk McGee.
What what's your take on this? Oh? Hey, how's it going?
I know you're busy. Hey, I haven't been able to
get a hold of one of your coworkers. Could you
let them know when they come in that I send
them an email and if and if they aren't able
(28:20):
to get to that email, I need to know by
ten am if they are able to do that or not.
But just let them know to check their email. What's
your take on them asking me as like I'm the
secretary to then talk to communicate with another person these
requests about an email in an inbox? Yeah, not my job, dude,
(28:42):
What is happening? What is happening?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
My name is Rob? That ain't my job?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Or from small talk McGee, we go back a month,
leaves a post it note on my desk to tell
the other person that they need to check their email
because they haven't responded.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
To an email.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
And here's a post it note to remind you to
respond to that email. Thanks for the posty.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
That's leir. That's like small talk going to the next level.
That's like small talk, but didn't like to small business talk.
And it's like this, guys, that's interesting because my post
it notes my most recent adventure of post it notes, Like,
it wasn't anybody told me that, hey, check my email.
I was sitting on the couch watching some World Cup
and my kids had one of the neighbor kids over
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and they found the post it notes and then they
just started kicking me, and I'm like, what the hell
is going on? They had put a kick me sign
with a post it note on my back and they
were kicking.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Me and you didn't know it was there.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
I knew it was there, dude. That was what I did.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Why are you guys kicking me?
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Do you think they're really that smooth where they can
come up and tap me on the back without me
feeling it.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
We were doing that thirty eight years ago. They're still
doing it.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Kicked Me sign still happening, man, and I'd take it
off and they'd go back in the other room, get
another post it note, come and put a kick me
sign on. We did about fifty two kick me signs
in about twenty minutes on my back.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
It was amazing, man.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
So the whole time I'm just getting kicked, put the
kick me sign, Okay, throw it down. They'd go make
another one. They wasted an entire pad of post it
notes doing kick me signs.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Whatever you gotta do to not watch the World Cup.
They did kick me signs and hurt me signs. Those
were the two we had to take a break. Oh man,
love kids, Hey, what's new in your world? We'll find out.
Right after this, finally saw those World Cup highlights.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
You told me about good game, big win against Paraguay.
That was like a week ago, dude, Baser told me
on the fourth of July, we pay England. No, no, no,
it's nothing is set.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
No.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
No, that's just not accurate. That's not accurate.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
That's what happens in my household. We just threw around
play England. It depends on what happens in these next
two games.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Happen. It depends on what happens in England's first three games.
England hadn't even played a game yet, so how are
we gonna tell who we play next? Dude?
Speaker 1 (31:07):
I don't google anything, just like we don't on the show.
I don't chat GPT crap. I'm not chat GP or
t in it.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
I do.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I like chat GPT for stocks and stuff and math.
That's kind of cool for batting averages, all that stuff.
That's what it's used for. What I like it for.
At our house, we don't google anything. Baser's like, hey,
why do you think this beatles around our house? And
I'm like, oh, they always come out in the summer.
I don't know. We throw inaccuracies around our house all
the time. Dude, what do you think I did?
Speaker 2 (31:33):
My kids asked me all the time, Dad, Dad, what
what is this? I'm like, I don't know, Well, look
it up, all right, I'll look it up in a
little bit. I just blow it off it never look
it up.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
My wife's like, I saw the new neighbors and she's like,
they seem fun. And I didn't know if she was
just like saying, and I go, they seem fun. I
think the one lady was carrying a newborn and she's like, Okay,
you're right, I saw him too. We did that, just
like we just throwing it at you.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
They don't seem fun at all. They seem like they
got one kid that's gonna cry all the time. Much
need a lot of attention, Need a lot of attention.
You want an email? Yes, coachers, another year down means
another year closer to retirement. This is us, the teachers
from New Mexico that love those slippery nipples. All staff
(32:20):
and education. Have a RESTful, tasteful, drinkful summer. Take a
lunch that's more than twenty minutes, hydrate as much as
you want, and use the bathroom whenever you can. Happy summer.
You've earned every minute of this break. Enjoy the sunshine,
the floss, the banana hammocks, and the slippery nipples. The
(32:43):
New Mexico teachers Rosette, Loretta, Emily, Brianna, Annette, Monica, Alyssa
and Janelle. Bye, guys, it's summertime.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Yeah to my teachers out there. Love that.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
But dated a girl, Oh summer, this is a sad story.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Well, I don't need to go into it a lot,
but summer is when the addiction really does start to
overtake and overcome some people. She said that she would
drink maybe a couple times a week because she'd come
to San No, Austin and she'd come chill for the
weekend and then leave. But during the summer, they don't
(33:21):
have anything they're doing, so she said she would wake
up and finish off a bottle of wine a day.
So alcoholism is a real thing. And to teachers with
all this time off, it's not a vacation, because vacation
has a beginning and an end. With teachers in three months,
that's an eternity that just lends itself to just all
(33:42):
kinds of alcoholism problems. And I think, I think about
that girl. I hope she's okay. I'ven't been able to
find her.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
But here's the thing. Those women in New Mexico, all
those teachers I just name the slippery nipple girls.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
They're all good, man.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
They just have a couple slippery nipple here, slippery nipple here,
and they're good and they just enjoy the flaws Nana Hammicks.
They're relaxing all summer long. It's great. Got another email, Hey, guys,
thanks for the shout out. Just so you know, we
live in Green Bay and we do have season tickets
to the Packers. Green Bay is just an hour from
the up, so we drove to Escapanaba, Escanaba, Escanaba for
(34:20):
Boomer's game. The kid is the real deal, always fun
hanging with Maria. Can't wait for CC six. Tie is
determined to up the ante after our Worst Dress Coaches
Award for CC five. I'm not sure I want to
do that. We'll find out in January. Sore Losers for life,
Cam and Tie see you in January. Cam and Tye.
(34:42):
Good people, great people. I mean I feel send. Boomer
felt bad as well.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
He had one bunt and walked once.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
He bunted.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
He got on though.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Was it a sacrifice bunner or a drag bunt? Drag?
Speaker 1 (34:55):
And he's a lefty. It's like each row from the north.
But bro, it's an all star game, Boomer, why are
you bunting?
Speaker 2 (35:03):
But he got on?
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Got a run too.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Yeah, that's tough. I mean, maybe he's just trying to
showcase his speed, like, hey, look at me, I'm fast.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
I think he threw a kid out in center.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
He's also got a lot of making up to do
because I mean, there's no record books, so you know
what revision is history. We can make up anything we want.
I want to say my senior year, I had five
home runs over the fence and almost seven.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
One hit the top of the wall and the other
one was deemed foul, and my dad will argue it
to this day that it was a fair ball. And
we were in a bush league town, very seedy town
with a hotel where people run out of gas.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Got it. So I'd say I had seven, and it's
probably more like four, but in my memory I had
seven and boomers at zero I think. I don't think
he's hit a home run. He's taller than me, he's
got a better swing than me.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
The pitching's probably better, I don't know. But when they
move the fences out, my question is is he playing
basketball in college or just baseball?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Just baseball?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (36:05):
But I was kind of confused because the award he
won was dual sport. But I guess that didn't mean
you were winning. You were playing dual sports in college?
You want a dual score sport scholarship at Camerica Park,
whoa for all of Michigan? Really? Yeah? But I think
then in college. He's just playing baseball.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
You didn't tell me that. You didn't tell me you
got a scholarship from co America. We threw some stuff
around it on the Facebook. I think, did he go
to a Tiger's game and they brought him out on
the field. Did he get to go to the mount
and meet schoo Ball?
Speaker 1 (36:32):
No, Scoo Ball was in the minor leagues. Four hundred
dollars a ticket to go there in Cascade. Whoa cousin went,
Yeah to your whole family school.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Ball was our number one draft pick in the Fantasy
league this year. Well, he's doing good in the miners
right now, right, I'm glad welcome back. And they did
get to go to the game, and it wasn't during
the game.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
I think they did it beforehand free tickets, free tickets,
or maybe they had to buy him something. But there
was a thing at Little Caesars Arena. So did they
go to the basketball thing, the Detroit Pistons basketball thing
before and then they went to Tiger America Park. Maybe
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
I wasn't there. I don't know how it went down.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
I tell you what I don't know. Back in the day,
how people kept up with people's lives. It's tough enough
to keep up with Maria Muff's boomers, my wife's niece, nephew,
my niece nephew, her family, my family, and we only
got like a couple kids in each family, no kids
to us. I don't know how people keep up.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Yeah, it's very hard.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Because I was going to Chicago and I was like, hey,
Boomer'd love to hear about it. I'm running out of power.
We're an electric vehicle and it just holds a charge,
it doesn't increase the charge. And Scuba scooball Scooba won't
let me turn on the air conditioning, so I'm sweating
my nuts off and my phone's about to die. So
have fun in Detroit, good luck with the scholarship. I'm
heading to Chicago. It's tough to keep up with people now.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
It is tough to get keep up with people. Like
I called Batter's Box yesterday. I'm like, hey, what's up,
Batter's Box? What if everybody that's a batter's box here?
And he's like, what's going on? I'm like, oh no,
just hanging out. And then my kid needed something, how's iu?
And oh gosh, and hit my oldest kid needed something.
So I was like, let me call you right back,
you know what I mean. It's like, okay, that's weird.
(38:12):
And I was like, yeah, sorry, I'll call you right back,
even though I had just called him and.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
You called him and hit him with a i'll call
you back. Yeah, I called him.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
The conversation was forty eight seconds before I hit him
with the i'll call you back now. I totally forgot
to call him back. And I just realized that right
now when you started talking about keeping up with people's lives.
So he's probably sitting there going man never called me back.
I never called him back. I just didn't do it.
It's hard to keep up because you start doing one
thing leads to another and next day you know, you're
(38:42):
out till nine thirty at night.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Yeah, and not even that then. Also, you got parents.
It's Father's Day this weekend. Happy Mother's Day, Fathers.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Thank you man.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
And I got my mom. So it's impossible to get
stuff sent to where my family lives in Michigan. So
I was able to get her some food sent to
my mom, so she's.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Gonna have it there for my dad. And if you
don't tell her play by play. Hey, it's gonna be
delivered in two hours. Hey, it's coming close. She'll be like, hey,
I got a weird, suspicious package. I just threw it away.
I had no idea what it was. I'm like, Mom,
I've been telling you for four days. I was sending
you a for Mother's Day. She's like, hey, I got
these plants in the mail. I have no idea what
(39:22):
this is. Mom, that was from Mother's Day. That's what
i've been telling you is coming.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
I know it didn't come exactly on Sunday, but it's
entirely impossible to map it out exactly to the day.
So that's what I was talking about you. So, yeah,
the stuff you threw in the trash was what I
got you from Mother's Day, and you thought it was
a bomb. So today my dad's getting like, I don't
know these like cookies or something delivered. I'm giving her
play by play My Mom, it's good. I don't know
the address it's coming from, but there's cookies being delivered.
(39:47):
It's not a bomb, it's not a gun. It's not
a scam. Tell dad just to take the little cookies
and put them in his PI hole.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
I don't know where to send my dad Father's Day gift.
And I don't know if he's gonna be in Chicago. Well,
don't know if he's gonna be in a CD motel.
I don't know where he's gonna be. But happy Father's
Day on this coming Sunday to my dad. We are
like five days away from the Father's Day and we
should celebrate all the fathers out there and I should
be celebrating my father. But I don't know where he's
gonna be. So congratulations, and yeah, you guys have a
(40:17):
great Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
Man, you have something waiting for him in one of
their locations.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
It's just guessing where they're gonna be at.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Can you imagine that? No, the hotel you call ahead
and you're like, hey, you guys do chocolate covered strawberries
or something.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
You guys do turn down service where you leave chocolates
on the pillow or like what, No, we don't even
clean the rooms when people leave.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
We got HBO and a biscuit in the morning.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
That used to be the big advertisement free HBO when
you would check into the room. Dude, Oh, it was
so great when you said motel. That reminded me when
me and beaz Are first kind of started dating.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Where we was she with me? I want to say
she was with me maybe in the girls room. We
did two rooms, one girls, one boys. So me and
my dad, brother Boomer, then mom Maria, Muff, Baser. Yeah,
I didn't know Muff and Baser slept together.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
That's pretty crazy.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Yeah. And in in Michigan, there's something that's legal there
that's not legal in a lot of other places.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Oh, beast reality.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Yeah, marijuana. Oh and this motel my dad goes with
the cheapest ones ever. I'm trying to like put on
a good impression for Baser. Yeah, my dad puts us
in this motel that was sixty dollars a night, and
it smelled like straight weed. My dad, This is so
like you.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
It's one of those where you could even play it off,
like everybody knows what that smell smells like, except for Boomer.
Boomer's like, it smells like a skunk in here.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Now, Boomer, that's not a skunk.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Boomer's eighteen years old. He knows what it smell.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
It was like five years ago. He was like, you're
right right when you were dating Hunt. The way it
smells like, there's five skunks in here. No, Boomer, that
was oh homie a minute ago, who was smoking a
j stuff with marijuana. Because Dad decided to put us
at a CD hotel.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Nick was staying in the room next. So I'm sorry, Boomer,
and I mean anytime we're in the hallway, I mean
even in our own rooms, it smelled like weed.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
And it was just like, and my Dad's not gonna say, Marin,
this smells like marijuana. He'd be like, huss do they
this smells like? Are these smoking rooms? I'm like, Dad,
it's marijuana. Like people do that all the time. Now,
you got to like, that's why you have to get
in a hotel, not a motel. But my mom and
dad wouldn't address it at all.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
It's just us kids died glady like, oh, dad with
another cheap motel, And that's the story of my life.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
I could go on for the next hour, but we
don't have time about all the CD motels I stayed in. Yeah,
the motels, Yeah, I just could. I could, but I'm
not gonna do it. We're not gonna do it. We
don't have time. You guys, have a great Wednesday. We're out,
Hey City, motels was the name of my childhood mom
and dad.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
Uh, just a heads up. I went into the lobby
and it's not as intense the smell of marijuana. So
if you guys want to just escape it for a minute,
I would head to the lobby. It's more of a
pleasant smell. It's Christmas time. It smells a little bit
more like Christmas and not. Uh, somebody just did the
Mary Jane.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Yeah, I mean I remember checking in the motels as
a kid. You guys want smoking or non smoking? My
parents smoking? Oh? Come on, really? Can you not just
smoke at home? But it doesn't matter. You could say
smoking or non smoking. You stayed in a motel, everybody
smoked in the rooms. It didn't matter, and you could
still smell it. Okay, still just reaked, rereaked. Man, the
good old days, The good old days.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Truckers. You guys know me and Scuba had can I
one small topic?
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Yeah? Go ahead? Do you want to do that right now? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (43:45):
The smallest topic. Do I need to take a break, No,
I just need the truckers to write in. Okay, do
you guys get hotel rooms or do you always stay
in your truck? Because me and Scuba were like, hey,
if you're making a decent amount of money and you
had a two days of long hauling, like, do some
of them get a hotel? Like if it's only eighty bucks. No,
(44:05):
they always stay in their truck.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
Always stay in their truck. They're not gonna waste eighty dollars.
That's that's a day's pay me and Scuba debated this
for three hours.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
I said, yes, there's some truck drivers that are like,
screw it, I'm getting an FN hotel tonight.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
No chance. They don't ever get a hotel room. And
Scuba's thinking is me, yeah, I just I don't know why,
but I would imagine they none of them get a
hotel room. I was like, they have to, like say,
you know what I deserved it, i just did a
New York to La Hall. I'm getting an FN hotel. Nope,
now we waste a day of pay man. Wow, we
(44:39):
are the sored losers at gmail dot com. Truckers hit
us up. There's no way they get a hotel, no chance,
but we really gotta go now
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