July 22, 2026 • 45 mins
Lunchbox gets his hopes up every year only to be crushed when he receives the same email from The Masters to tell him he isn't wanted in Augusta. After a rough day of playing 9 holes of golf with Boomer, Ray came to the realization that golf sucks and people are idiots who still play that game. Also Ray takes us back to Las Vegas to talk about life at the Circa Resort & Casino and the prices to chill at the pool.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I gotta talk about Boomer and me golfing.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Oh finally, Yeah, we're behind, we're backlogged. I mean I
asked you, did you do anything in boom Er? No,
not really. We didn't do anything cool. And now this
pops in your memory bank.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Well you're not gonna like it because it's me bashing
golf for about five to ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I'm glad because we got about five to ten minutes
to bash golf because I have a golf story as well.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Guys, we're the Sore Losers Podcast. We're a spin off
of the Bobby Bone Show. We're from Nashville, Tennessee. We
both live in Nashville, Tennessee. We're called the Sore Losers
and we're gonna do it live.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, we oh the ones I thot you're gonna go.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
We're doing it live. We're doing it live.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I hate doing that, so I'm trying to move away
from it. Why I just don't look because it's copying
Bill O'Reilly.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
No, it's making fun of Bill o'reiley.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
We're gonna do it live. Oh the one two? So losers?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
What everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I give it a sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
We are ninety nine days away from the Sore Losers
Convention in Nashville, Tennessee, twenty twenty seven Mlkday weekend, the
same host city of the Super Bowl in twenty thirty.
This convention is in twenty twenty seven, brought to you.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
By Freeland Sevroley. What of y'all?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Sison from the North, Alpha male, also from the West, Wyoming,
haven't recently I haven't always said that I'm from the West,
but yes, as of recently, I'm from the West, also
from the North, also from Texas, also from the west
side of Nashville, also from downtown Nashville. Former mayor of
Lower Broadway. Now I live in the country, a quieter life,
twenty minutes from the city. Cornfields and corn cobs and
(01:49):
a lot of shucking going on up there, y'all. But anyways,
I got a wife, We had two point three acres.
I got two kids in a freezer at Vanderbilt. They're
eggs and they need to be fertilized. Justin should be
checking on them. He moved to Michigan. He works basically
on a Dinghy on gun Lake and then goes to
the casino on Friday and loses twenty dollars of discretionary income.
But that's all I got. Coach over to you man,
(02:11):
he left his dog and your kids. Oh his dog's dead.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Wow, okay, but yeah, Ray. Every year, it's amazing how
you get your hopes up, You get excited, you fill
out the application, you say yes, I would like to
go to the Masters. Please. I would love a ticket
to enter the gates in Augusta, Georgia, to see amen
(02:35):
corner up close in personal, touch that grass with your
own hand, your own feet, put your lawn chair there,
and watch them attack the part three, watch them go
over Ray's Creek, watch them walk the hallowed grounds that
is Augusta National.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Forgot one what jim nantz The azaleas are in bloom
dang it.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
You want to see those azelias. You want to stick
your nose up in them and say, wow, this is
what I've been dreaming about all my life when I
see it on TV. You want that feeling.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I mean, every time every Sunday jim nantacs like he
just smelled Dottie Pepper's fart. He's like the Azalea. It's
the Masters on CBS.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Nothing else like it, Sunday at Augusta.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
What.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
So every year when it's time to do it, I
fill out the application saying, hey, please put me in
the selection process drawing whatever you want to call it
for the Masters, And yesterday I got the email thank.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
You, oh to the Sore Loser's account.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
No, that would be we are the the Sore Losers
at gmail dot com. But I should try that. Maybe
they'll see that we are a podcast and they would
accept my invitation because this one says thank you, thank
you for submitting your twenty twenty seven ticket application. We
have now completed the ticket selection process for the Master's
Tournament Augusta National Women's Amateur and Drive Chip and Putt
(04:15):
National Finals. Unfortunately, your entry was not selected this year.
We are deeply appreciative of the tremendous interest we receive
each year in attending the tournament. Sorry, maybe next year.
And so I've been rejected once again. I am not
(04:35):
going to the Masters, and I'm starting to wonder do
they even give new people a chance? Are new people
automatically kicked out because I've never been before, so they're
never gonna select me again.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
How many people get selected? Thirty thousand, that's a great question.
I don't google.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I don't know because I wonder how many are now
it has to be like a cause at the British
Open this weekend, there was three hundred thousand throughout the weekend.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Okay, and I would imagine three hundred thousand. Oh, I
was thinking millions. Okay, so let's just say to use
that exact same number. So three hundred thousand and how
many people get selected?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
You said, I don't That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I would say, there's got to be all the oh,
the goodfellas they get let in.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Oh, I was grandfathered in. My granddaddy was born on
the Mestas.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
You got a lot of those guys, old boat boys,
you got the celebrities.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Eric Dodd could probably get us in. We just never
can take time off work. Yeah, I mean, well, let
me do the math real quick.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
For we have to be a negotiation.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Let's just say thirty thousand people or fifty thousand, one
hundred thousands, okay, one hundred thousand.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Of random people that're letting in there. No, they got
to control it.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
No, it has to be at least one hundred thousand.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Okay, so three hundred thousand, zero zero zero divided by
one hundred three Wait, how many people apply? That's what
I need to do.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yeah, we have no idea how many people apply?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Okay, so millions? So millions?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yeah, I mean probably let's say five million. That's probably
a good estimate divided by one hundred thousand.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
And fifty percent chance statisticals.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Listen, Hey, thanks for bringing the statistical season right to us.
I really appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I'm imagining you probably have similar to a Roulette spin. Yeah,
and you ever you hit, I mean you got kind
of that those odds.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Well, here's the thing. Greg Oh rejected again. Garrett, I
got rejected again, Jacob Oh, I got my email. I'm
not going. And then another guy want want want denied.
But this morning, this morning, Garrett texts, hey, rev got
selected again, second time in eleven years. Been picked a
(07:01):
guy who used to work with at the grocery store.
How does he get picked twice in eleven years? And
I've been doing it for I don't know how many years,
and I've never even got a sniff. I mean, unbelievable
to get selected twice in eleven years. That's what I'm saying, Like,
once you get in and you actually go, you use
your tickets, I feel like they give you priority and
(07:23):
they put you back in the top.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Those are your odds.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
So to say ten million people apply, they select one
hundred thousand, you have a one percent chance.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Thank you. I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
So, yes, I will not be at the Masters this
weekend this year. I mean I won't be there on
Sunday with Jim Nance. I won't get to touch the water.
I won't be able to see the pine needle, the
pine strawl where you know Bubba Watson whipped it out
of there and rinked it around. I'm not going to
see any of that.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
But we'll get to see at Beth Page again with
your gay friend. Guy friend did not mean to say that.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Uh yeah, and so there you go.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Ryan.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
We were on t check our socials. Yeah, we sol
our Losers podcast on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
We were on TV.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I was right there up in the middle of the
Ryder Cup. I was a key part of the Ryder
Cup team almost brought USA back from an unreal deficit.
We came up a little short. But that's here nor there.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
That's right, the one tournament you got to go to
there behind the entire time.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
They were, but they started making a comeback that day.
But yes, so the Masters, if you applied and you
got rejected, don't feel bad. I got rejected too, But
who cares about the Masters when you have Ray and
Boomer at the golf course after no, no, just right now.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
So I was just thinking about this and this isn't
gonna be good because you just pumped up golf. I'm
here to say just how much golf kind of sucks.
So so me and Boomer we played yard golf phenomenal.
You get these oversized clubs at Dix Dix. Other nephew
loves going to Dicks. I think it's because of the name,
but he goes, hey, can we go to Dick's. Okay,
(09:00):
as sure whatever. The guys, the nephews, the guy, they
all love going to Dick's. So anyways, you get these
oversized clubs, you basically get whiffle balls and you play
yard golf. You make a course three par three. It's
a blast. Baser can play. Me and Boomer played it
all day. This was over fourth of July.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
This is why golf sucks.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
That was the fun part of golf.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Oh, so we decided to book a golf tea time
and we go do it and it's one hundred degrees
so it's just already miserable. Me and Boomer get there.
We're whatever forty five minutes early. Can we get on early? Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
No, no, no, what is it?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
What do you think it is? Oh, it's all the great,
it's the all the good old boys. They get to
go out in their group of nine. We all got
to clear the way. She could have easily got us
out there, wasn't trying to bend over backwards, didn't care
about us. I called before, Hey, can he rent some
lefty clubs? Seeah, yeah, you're all set. We get there.
There's no driver, so Boomer's got to go with a hybrid,
which is fine. It was a type of course you
(09:55):
necessarily didn't need a driver. This is all suckiness. Okay,
I know that's usually angle how much stuff sucks, but
this really sucked.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
No mind, done always sucks. Sometimes it's awesome.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
There's no butttholes and rainbows on this one. This all
was just sucky. So we're at the first tee and
a guy pulls up and Boomer goes, who's he? Why
is he playing with us? Boomer didn't know. You get
paired with somebody.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Oh my guess he never played golf.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
He has, but usually they have a foursome.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
He had no idea and get he goes, why is
this guy with us?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
And I go Boomer at golf courses, I just forgot
how much that kind of sucks. You randomly get paired
sometimes with people. So we're with that guy. First, t
Boomer hybrid.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
What do you know? It's not his driver. So Boomer
hits it.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
About I don't know, one thousand miles in the air,
right above us, ten feet in front of him because
he's using a hybrid instead of a driver, or.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
He just teed it up too high.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Because golf sucks, you're talking about an inch of difference.
The margins unbelievable when it comes to golf. So the
whole one, you know, hold two, whole three. This course
just doesn't have lush green unless I'm in kne Kun
where I've got a foot that I could miss the
ball because there's so much lush green and still hit
(11:06):
a good shot this one. I'm like Boomer, move it
a foot first three holes, dude, just move it a
foot over. You're not hitting off dirt like you literally
need the you need the margins with the green grass
so that you can get the ball in the air.
Just move it out of the dirt. Like, why why
is golf so stupid? I need good grass. I need
the masters hell of a segue. First hole, I go, Boomer,
(11:27):
don't just don't hit it to the right. Boomer's got
a great shot, I go, dude, we're about to get
onto the green. Boomer, just don't hit it to the right.
There's long grass. We'll never find the ball. Boomer hits
it to the right. Golf sucks, so we got to
go in this.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
That means Boomer sucks. That has nothing to do with golf.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
So we're in this long ass grass, right, and what
do you know?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
The guy that we're playing with just like finishes up
while we're looking for the ball. Well, I mean, I
don't know, Boomer. This guy is just I've got something
stuck right up his butt. So now he's onto the
next one. I guess, let's just drop your ball. So
already Boomer's popped up the ball. He's had to do
a drop he's had to move his ball because of
the dirt. It's all just suckiness so far. Then we
get to the second one. This guy that we're with
(12:06):
is pretty good, had some dope pumas on, had no idea.
They made amazing golf shoes. And he was actually kind
of a cool guy, so I don't want to rip
on him. Very nice and he had a fair guy. No,
it's like all right, age, had a family kids. Hopefully
doesn't listen to this. I'm just like bashing him. But
great golfer margins are so small in golf. He chili
dips it on this second hole. It was a perfect
(12:28):
par three. He chili dips it, a great golfer and
he hit used the wrong club or whatever. It was
missed by a centimeter and he hits it like twenty feet,
Like what a waste of a hole. And so this
guy who's really good at golf has to go play
his ball twenty feet off the tea box. Yeah, it's
just unfair, Like golf's just so unfair and stupid. The
(12:49):
guy was actually a good golfer, wasted whole We're only
playing nine and this guy just wasted one of them.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Next hole, well there's your problem. What playing nine?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Yeah, it was one hundred ten?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Oh my god, Oh no, this is a little heat.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
This is three weeks ago. Can we do poll a
whole three to finishing.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
After the break? No, we got time, not after the break.
So we're onto the third. Okay, we who knows? I
think I ten putted love golf man, I got it
on the green in two and ten putted. Yeah, because
I'm flustered. That guy's moving quick. So we go to
the third.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
What do you know?
Speaker 3 (13:23):
On the third it's a hole you have to drive
a quarter mile to go see if there's golfers over
the hill, so you don't hit them. So I drive
all the Boomer's like, Aunt the way, where are you going?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Boomer?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I have to go see if there's golfers because you
hit him, you could kill him.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
So I go all the way over.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
You don't want to go full Kane Brown on them.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
No nobody up there, guys, And so then I drive
all the way back and we tee off.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Yep, and everything was fine on that whole. Can't really remember.
It was an insane slope. So unless you, oh, of
course something went wrong on that hole. Boomer, great, first shot,
a great second shot, but the parking lots within fifteen
feet of the hole, so it kind of.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Will gradually go up onto the parking lot.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
We can see his ball, we can see it, and
I go, boomer, Let's go get it right now, because
there's people in the parking lot cars. They will knock
that ball every which way. We hurry, we're going to
the ball. We're gunning it. Some dude in the parking
lot just picks up his ball because we couldn't find it.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
For the light of this.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah, when you see a ball in the parking lot,
you assume someone dropped it out of their bag. They
don't think you don't think they're bad enough to hit
it the one hundred yards to the right of the green,
So you wouldn't assume that someone is playing that ball.
So I'm with the guy in the parking lot.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
We go to the fifth hole, if you will, and
it's one of those holes where you can hit it
anywhere on a left fairway, right fairway and you're good.
Even the middle there's a tree line. I hit it
one foot to the right. It goes in some guy's yard,
and it's one of those yards you can't play in
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and it wasn't even that bad of a shot. Love
golf perfectly hit, missed the fairway by a foot, and
it's already in some guy's yard. Why do they let
those people live that close to the golf course? Not
on the tour do they do that? So we finished
that one up, go to the other one.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
We're on the sixth.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
What do you know, we're just waiting for people, just
sitting there in one hundred and ten degree heat, waiting
for people. And this guy comes over and starts doing
an awkward conversation, So where do you go to school?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
And Boomer, like I guess, does not to talk Boomer.
The guy.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Boomer goes, oh, I commute. I go four hours. And
the guy goes, you commute four hours to college? And
I'm like, I just let Boomer just like sink. I'm
not even talking.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Yeah, there's no need to save him.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
And Boomer's like yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
The guy's like, man, that's insane every day driving four
hours of college.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
And Boomer doesn't say anything. I go go.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
He's leaving one thing out. He's has an apartment there,
he's gonna stay on campus. But it's an initial four
hour commute to college for the fall. I'm like, Boomer,
you got to learn the stories you're telling people that made.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
No sense to him. He was so confused.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
So we're small talking with this chump Boomer just playing
with clubs that aren't his, because what do you know,
golf sucks. You got to travel with your clubs. Nobody
has good lefties. So Boomer's hitting the ball fine, but
it's just missing, and so he's always chasing the ball
and it's it's one of those.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Not a cart path. So what do you know? Boomer
has to run all the way back and get another
club because he doesn't know the clubs. They're not his.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Oh, cartpath only is rough, dude.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Then we get to the seventh I wish I was
making up all these bad things. Boomer misses the green
by ten feet. Oh goes in the other fairway.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
So what do you know?
Speaker 3 (16:49):
He's sitting behind a tree. Hi, Hi there, mister, can
I shoot? The guys can't hear him? The guys are
about to drive him. Like, Boomer, get behind a tree.
You're about to get Kane Brown again on these who
knew it could happen this much?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
So Boomer docks in. Then the next guy, Oh you
can go.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Okay, Well, so you guys are gonna one of the
who's gonna rush, then one of them's gonna be standoffish
and I'm like, okay, Boomer, so go. So Boomer's rushed,
doesn't hit a good shot, He probably uh ice snowmanned
it and got an eight on the hole.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Me I landed on the green.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Whoa, it was my one par Okay, but I'm not
even celebrating the par Why because Boomer just got a
snowman because some guy was about to peg him in
the face with a golf ball.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Are you worried about Boomer?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Score?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Your score?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Both?
Speaker 3 (17:32):
But also are fun. At this point we're not even
keeping score. So then we get to the eighth.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Good god, six holes in you guys give up on score.
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
That's typically pretty standard.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
But the eighth, I dude, I get out my hybrid
and the margins in golf, you'll hear me say this,
I may have missed by an inch and guess what
my club digs into the tea box, jerks my whole
back I chili dip it. I mean it was a
whole bowl of chili. The ball lands in the creek.
(18:05):
Oh no, and I mean my club's full of mud.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
It feels like I just broke my back because I
hit the grass so hard. So at that point, I'm
just pissed. I'm like, screw it, I'll just drive the
card over. I'm not even gonna swing this hole. So
I just went and dropped with Boomer. Didn't even play
that hole, paid for nine, played eight.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Wow. Then we go to the final hole. Wow, what
do you know?
Speaker 3 (18:26):
All that frustration, I play my best hole, hit the hybrid,
absolutely beautiful, but I don't even get to enjoy it
because I'm pissed off that it's so sunny. We weren't drinking.
The guy we were with is like asking us where
the tenth hole is. I'm like, I don't know, dude,
It's like a small course. It's literally right next. He goes,
I've never played scorchboard worse tenth. I'm like, okay, so
(18:48):
it's just right over there, right to that. He goes
back to the first hole. So then I'm like each
other they are, and so I'm like, it's it's one over. Yeah, yeah,
we already played that one, so that wouldn't be ten.
And he asked me where the ninth hole is? Originally
what he asked me, and I go the ninth hole.
The guy didn't know that, like the first nine and
then the next nine, and he was good at golf,
(19:08):
sob he goes with the ninth hole and I was like, huh, yeah,
it's just right over there. He I think he still
to this day, thinks that he played the ninth hole.
I'm like, bro, you're playing the tenth. You finished nine.
Every golfer knows that. But then he couldn't find the
tenth hole. Oh over there, yep, over one, because we
already played that one. That one was one, and then
you said that you thought that was nine, but that's
(19:29):
actually ten. I'm yelling to a stranger, wasting my energy
because he doesn't know where number ten is on this
golf course. And so then me and Boomer, what do
you do? I mean, we just get back in our vehicle.
It's we've sweat the entire day. Neither one of us
had fun. Yard golf was way better, and I'm just like,
I look at Boomer in the car, both just sitting there, depressed,
(19:50):
depleted of it all energy, and I'm just like, dude,
golf kind of sucks, like I'd rather just play yard
golf and he goes dunt the way.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
You're right on the way. Golf kind of sucks.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
We'll take a break, we'll right back. The fact that
you think golf sucks. I'm worried about you. I mean, yes,
that's what makes it so hard is the centimeter difference
that it makes between a good shot and a bad shot.
We all have those days where we I have these
a lot where I hit the fairway off the drive
and then I get a triple bogey without even having
(20:26):
a penalty because I chili dip it, I scaled it.
It goes over the green, back over the green, miss
the putt, miss the putt. Oh, I got a triple
bogey and not even get a penalty. Hold on, So
I'm what, uh, I don't know. I'm trying to drink
some water.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Holy crap, man, I didn't know we were getting this
old on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Yeah we might.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
So we'll just smoke.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
But I'm gonna tell you what also sucks. Man, you
talk about golf sucking, I'm gonna tell you what we
did for this week. And we went fishing, and you'd think, oh,
that's so fun. It sucked. I really did kind of suck.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
I haven't fished in twenty years because fishing sucks.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Well, I don't mind fishing, like off the dock at
the lake. You know. All this is so fun. The
kids can drop it, they can cast it, they're entertained.
It's very cool. My son, baby Box two, got invited
to a birthday party on Saturday, and it was hey,
we hired a guy and he's gonna show us where
(21:30):
to fish on the lake to catch some fish.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
And I said, great, hey's your story is starting right now. Yeah, okay, action.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Oh what the flesh?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
So we go to the lake and this guy picks
us up in his boat. He's like, come on board, blas,
we're gonna go noose and fishing. And the boys like, yeah,
we're fishing, We're gonna catch some fish. Let's go.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Oh and there's three kids, yes on the boat your kids? No, no, no,
we're at.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
A birthday party. So it's my son, birthday boy and
another kid. So three kids. So we drive out there
and we're driving and we drive like twenty minutes, like
when do we get a fish? When do we get
a fish?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
What do you want? A dinghy or a boat.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
We're on a boat like a regular boat. Oh, pond
tune d d d d du pond too. I don't
know the words. And we get to one spot and
he's like, oh, not seeing a lot of fish on
my my little machine. Let's go over here. We drive
across the lake and we're like, all right, right, we're
the fishing bulls. He goes, all right, I get I'll
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get him ready for you. And he gets them and
he does the casting and then he sticks them in
little pole holders.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Was this paid for? Yeah, tag dude.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
And you just sit there and watch the pole.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Glad I paid for an interactive video game.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
And then when you get a bite, you see it moved.
He say all right, there's something on there. And you
reel it in and we take the fish off and
we take a picture with the fish.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Throw it back.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Then he casts it, he gets it all set up,
he puts it in the holder, and you just stand there.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
That ain't like fishing with Grandpa. With that, you get
some butt crack. At least with.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Grandpa you get butt crack. You get worms on your hand,
you get burns, you get catfish to the head, the
hook to the mouth, the hook to the mouth, the
hook and the dog.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Dad waking up at eleven am saying that he wasn't
even involved with the fishing.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Correct, you know, so I am just I was at
pickle jar to the foot. Yeah, it was a lot.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
The worm, Dad, I need a full worm.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Yeah, I need a full worm. They won't. They took
a bite of my worm. So this worm's no good anymore. No, no,
it still works. No, No, I need a whole worm. Okay,
well we're gonna go through six hundred worms. This We
literally did nothing thing. We absolutely did nothing, and it
was a great concept and it was cool because we
did catch fish, like we did catch fish. But the kids,
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what they want to do is they want to cast it.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Man.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
They they're just to sit there and watch a pole.
So the kids, I felt, I got bored pretty quick
because the tour guide was fishing for you. That's basically
what happens. You go out with a tour guide and
they do all the work and all you do is
reel it in.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I mean, so what are the kids doing? Just playing
on their iPads?
Speaker 2 (24:32):
No, they're just sitting there like oh, and they're trying
to grab the pole and it's like who oh, don't
touch a bowl. He's got a pole. Don't touch the bowl.
Oh no, no, no, no, leave the pole alone. It's
got to be in the holder. It's got to be
in the holder. And so they just literally sit there
with their thumbs up their butts, waiting to catch a fish.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Do you think that this tour guide had kids?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Okay, so no bedside manner.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
No, he was a nice guy.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
It was great.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
It was like, hey, come here, you a little and
so after being out on the water, you know, it
was really hot on Saturday. So being on the water
for about an hour hour and a half, the kids, right,
can we just jump in?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
And no, no, no way. The tour guide allowed that.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Oh yeah, he was like no problem. He just he
reeled in the lines and they just jumped in and
swam him. And that was fishing on the lake.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
So you basically paid a tour guide to take you
out so your kids could jump in the water.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
They could just jump in the water from the shore.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Yeah. And I think you filmed this wrong amount vertical
you're talking about that's hamburger.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
That's how you're supposed to do it for YouTube.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Oh going YouTube, you're not talking Instagram, bro.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
I just filmed an entire thing in Vegas. Don't tell
me that I filmed the wrong direction.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I apologize. I didn't know you were going to YouTube there.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Every damn time in Vegas, I'm like, hot dog, Oh great,
where's the hamburger?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Let me hold it sideways by myself here in Fremont,
where some bums about to stick something up my butthole.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Yeah, and so it was just an interesting concept, like
I love the idea, like my kid had fun, but
it was interesting. We only had two poles for three kids,
so then they're fighting over whose pole is what. Well,
there's only two guys, so you got to share them.
So what we do is like you'd get the pole
when there was a fish on there, and they'd do
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five reels, hand it to the next kid, five reels,
next kid, five reels.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Well, Todd, if you paid over one hundred dollars, waste
money should have gone to the convention.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
I didn't pay anything, And was not my son's birthday.
It was another kid's birthday, and another kid does love
to fish. So the dad was like, oh my gosh,
this will be great. And I think it was still
great I'm not trying to crap on it. I'm just
saying I thought the guide would let the kids be
a little more involved in the fishing. It was just strange, Like,
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what did you want the kids to do?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Man?
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Cast the thing, put the boat back on the trailer,
and then and then Baby Box two is like, Dad,
where's my bobber? I don't see my bobber. I'm like,
we're not doing bobber man. We're you know, we're just trolling.
We just you guys didn't select that on the olive cart. Well,
I didn't select anything. I didn't know how it was
going to go, and.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
So ei there.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
I didn't select catch a stick on on the brochure
that you had.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
My kid just caught a stick.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Yeah. And then they had live bait, like little fishes
in the little bucket on the boat. The kids, once
they found those, they were obsessed. Can we can we
fish with that? Can we fish with the libait? Can
we fish with the libait? No way?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
The tour guide like that.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
He's like, yeah, but don't stick your hand in there.
If you have sunscreen, it'll kill them. Okay, okay, we'd
be fishing a little bit. Can we fish with the libait?
Can we fish with libait? They might have said, can
we fish with the libait? One and sixty two times?
While we're out there.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Now, listen, here, are you a little interesting number the
MLB baseball schedule?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Whoa, whoa, that's crazy. I didn't even do that on purpose.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
It's like, I don't know on number eighty two NBA
basketball schedule.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Hey, I don't know, maybe like seventeen NFL games.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
I thought you were being scooby for a second. Freaking
everything's a number number twelve Byron Scott or they no magic?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
No, that's Chess day and my sister's jersey numbers twelve.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Scoopa? Stop dude number two? Uh? Doctor j the founder
of basketball mean, scuba stop?
Speaker 3 (28:29):
My soccer jersey was number two, number thirty three or
thirty two Shaquille o'neils number.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Okay, at least he's semi famous. Bro.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
He was naming guys on the bench for the magic
and selecting their roulette numbers. I'm like, scuba stop with
the numbers, bro, even though Darryl Armstrong number twelve, scoopa?
What the dude put up two points?
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Brian shaw Seri.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Said, dude, you know what the crap he was talking about.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Oh my god, and he but the tour guide or whatever.
He was like a fishing guide. I don't know what
you call him. He said. They get a lot of
bachelorette parties.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
I bet he loves those a lot more.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
He goes, Oh my gosh, he goes, there's not much
fishing on those.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
What's he doing?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
He said? They he's like a lot more interactive. He's
laid in the poll into the wat he said, it's
not more it's not really about catching fish. It's more
about just being on the lake. But they sign up
thinking they want to fish, and then he goes, about
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twenty minutes in, they're just like, you can just drive
us around, and he goes, it's the easiest money I
ever make is the bachelorette parties.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
He's like, twenty minutes in, no more fishing. Twenty five
minutes in, they're all topless.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
I love my job. Hey, when is this one over?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
He was like, he goes, what's craziest. I don't even
have to put a fish on my hook and it
just goes right in.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Dude, how old was he art age? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Sorry about thirty.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
I bet he kills it out there.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
He's got his shirt off, got a fish hook on
his arm bicep.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
He goes, it's just they just, oh, can we drive
the boat? He goes, bachelrett parties, they act like they
want to fish, and he goes, I'm telling you, they're
just there to get They're just there to drink.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
That's wild. They sign up for that. I guess maybe
to mix it up.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
He said. The number one thing they say is, oh,
we just wanted to do something different, Like you know,
most bachelor parties are just going straight Broadway. We wanted
to do something different.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
But then they hit.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Broadway, and then they hit Broadway and they just swim
in the lake and they drink and they that's it.
There's no real fishing. Every once in a while, he goes,
there's some girls that are really serious about fishing when
they come on the bachelorette parties, but for the most part,
they're just here for the boat ride.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Did you ask him how many times he's hooked up
on that dany, No.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
I didn't. I should ask that. We'll take a break
and then we're gonna find out all about circa and
circa prices. Right after this dude, back to Vegas.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
I mean, the stories always leak. It's a slow drip
when it comes to Vegas.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
There's so much stuff that goes on there that just
doesn't go on anywhere else in the world. But I
went to Circa and I was curious, what does this
stuff cost?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Was it beautiful?
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Yeah, sun, I'm not nitpicking, legit. The sun has definitely
hit it, so like stuff that was supposed to be
bright blue is.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Now light blue.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Okay, So it just definitely looks like boom, the sun
hits that thing every day.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Sportsbook inside the stadium seating pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
There isn't stadium seating.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
The stadium seating, there's a stadium inside in the casino.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
That's what I said. Oh, I said inside stadium seating.
In the sports book, it's kind of like.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
I saw it. I didn't go into it. I don't
go in sportsbooks anymore.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
But I went to stadium swim oh sportsbook outside of
the pools.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Yes, and so you can you go in if you
stay there. It's free. Really yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
I went the night before and the next day. Both
times tried to pay and they're like, no, do you
just take a risk and.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
You stay here? Right, it's free.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Oh so lawn chairs are all free. If you want
a bed, you know, one of those day beds, Yeah,
five hundred, which is a tad more pricey than Jamaica.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Oh, Jamaica might have been seventy five.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Dollars five hundo, and that's just that's but that's food
and drink. So that's the minimum.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Yeah, so you're not paying really to rent it. You're
paying for your food and drink, but you have to
spend five hundred.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Yeah, okay, this is what every sportsbook's doing now.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Man.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
It's making it impossible for the average man to go
watch a game in Vegas.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
And then they have the cabanas, which just think of
it as if your buddy's got to pull out back
and he's got a poolhouse.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
So they're mini ones though, oh you know they're not.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Yeah, they're not huge.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
You can fit five buddies in it, gotcha? Those fifteen hundred.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Oh oh yeah, and oh those were prices during the Open.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
I can't imagine football Sunday, he said.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
For the for the US or the what's the sowker
thing called World Cup?
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
For good already, man, it was massive in my life.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
This past couple of months, World Cup and for footballs
type stuff.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
The day beds are a thousand.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Oh man, oh man, and the cabanas are twenty five hundred.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Yeah, but I'm like twenty five.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
There's no way five buddies can spend twenty five hundred on.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Food and booze.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
I don't know how you would do it.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
So they must just say, oh, it's it, we tap
out and they just charge them twenty five.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Hundred unless they get there at seven am and they
leave at eight pm to eat every meal, eat every meal,
drink every drink. I mean, there is no way you
could leave that bed. That'd be a lot.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Eight am to ten pm, that's probably it. Those are
their hours. I went there the night before the ten
pm crowd.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Yeah, they closed the pool thirty minutes before, so maybe
it's open till ten thirty. Pools closed at ten. I
mean they're pulling bodies out of that thing. You got
girls throwing ten owls on and I don't think they
had tops on. God, I'm up there totally sober after
my flight. Yeah, and it's the people that just got
schlit faced.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Did you say your suitcase with you?
Speaker 3 (34:09):
No?
Speaker 1 (34:09):
I dropped off the room.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
I'm just making Hey, I'm trying to set the If
you're walking around the pool deck with your suitcase, you
look like an idiot.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
And I'm like, oh, that's cool. That guy's mopping up
water making sure it's not slippery.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
No, that was vomit.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Oh yeah, that's gross.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
And then they got all their slushy machines, any type
of like probably your Pina Colada, but that's tropical, but
Pina Colada red drink. They have four or five slushy machines.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
So they want to keep you a hydrated as well
as cooled down.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
That sounds cool, but you can till it gets hot
because all the workers have more to the workers in
a second, but they have buckets filled with water and
then a fan on top of them.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Ah. That was one of the gifts at the birthday party.
Like there was a gift bag and right when we
got there for the kids, it was full of candy,
had their own gatorade like squeeze water bottle with their
name on it, and a fan that you put around
your neck and it blows on you. Probably the worst
gift ever because now my six year old is obsessed.
Oh wait, wait before we go to the store, I
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gotta go run back in and get my fan.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
What it is summer in Nashville.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
No, I understand, but it's just hilarious. IM like, dude,
you don't need a fan. We're going to the grocery store. Like,
we're just gonna go in and get some cereal and
eggs and we'll be out.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Never know, in the meat aisle gets hot, He's like.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
I gotta get my fan. Okay, So he's got to unbuckle,
go back in the house, run back up to his room,
get the fan, come back out. All right, all right,
all ready, Oh dad, it's not working. I gotta go
get my charger. No, no, we don't need the charger.
We don't need to charge it right now. We're just
going to the store. We'll be back in ten minutes.
So he now thinks we have to take the fan everywhere.
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I digress the staff. Yeah, the staff.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
So the staff is definitely required to wear whale tails.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Oh boy, this is not bad.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
And I would have to say I wasn't necessarily like
looking at the staff, but I mean, they're just flying
by me. This is the next day, the night before,
everybody was closed up. It's really just the crew cleaning
all the fluids off.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Totally understand what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
So the next day I'm chilling and I mean, guys,
I had the open on. I had no money on it.
Just it was semi interesting enough. It was fine to
look at. Baseball didn't start for two hours, but it
was just whale tail, whale tail, whale tail. Some of
the whale tails. Maybe they could have done a little
P ninety x beforehand. Oh, but I will say, an
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interesting job requirement. Do they tell them that, Hey, if
you're gonna be a staffed here, you gotta be comfortable
with a whale tail. Have to because none of them
had coverage.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Wow? Did all of them have mountain ranges? Could you
see mountain ranges? Or I mean, I know you were
looking at the open, but did anything you know? I
mean it were they nice and tan? They gotta be tan.
They were definitely tan. I know you guys don't want truckers,
don't want an update on the dudes. I was jealousy Horn.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
It did Horn. I was jealous of the dudes. They
all had the best tan because they've been out in
the sun every day for the entire summer.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
The dudes are tan, whale tails are rocking and rolling.
Coup of them should have swung by the hotel gym beforehand.
All good, no worries the uh, I would say, the
ones that are more attractive, Yeah, I had an attitude.
Oh yeah, because there's frat boys rolling in five deep.
They got to spend fifteen hundred and they're giving a
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little attitude. She's giving it back. She's like, well, I
don't know, if you guys don't want it, you don't
have to have it.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
That's how we're starting the day. Yeah, And I bet
you those frat dudes. I mean every day, here's the thing.
Every day in that job. You know, you're getting hit
on drunk. As the day goes on. Everybody at the pool, miss,
you know, they're all starting to drink. Ah, you know,
bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye. Met her
down and Aldeans and the Aldeans, and then they're like,
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you know what, she's flirting with me. Every there's one
guy in every group. The things the waitresses with her
and hits on her and hits on her and hits
on her. So she probably gets annoyed then.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
So she definitely was. And it was I went there.
You know, I woke walked in at like eight am,
so it was the early crowd.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
You were the early crowd, not like on your bachelor
party when you said we were gonna be at the
pool at eight so we could get chairs. And so
my dumb idiotself rolled out of bed at seven point fifty,
went and got in line, a mile long line to
get in the pool. And Ray had to walk over
to MGM Grand because he wasn't even staying there on
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his own bachelor party where everybody else was staying. And
I got like six chairs, laid towels on him, spread
my body across six chairs, just keeping them company. And
not a dang person from the bachelor party was there.
When they said they were gonna be there. They all
showed up at like nine thirty ten o'clock. So for
like two hours, I'm fighting these people off. Go ahead.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
Never knew that story. Crazy the stuff that comes out
when you have a podcast, The Whale Tail. I will
share one story. She goes, so the guys were fighting
with her a little bit, and they go, what bro,
fifteen hundred dollars, we're just doing drinking like there's no wheel.
Were out all night like we're not hungry at all.
My boy's pretty sick. There's no way we're getting food.
(39:14):
Do you think we can reach fifteen hundred dollars for drinks?
And she's like, well, I mean a pinut claud is
forty and then if you want a bucket of beers
that's one hundred.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
She goes.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
It can get there pretty easily, especially if you're staying
to the afternoon. So they're talking like this at eight
am to each other. Gosh, the frat. Daddy's fighting back
on price, and she goes. She goes, it's a hard line.
There's no discounts. It's fifteen hundred for cabanda. They'll all
fill up, and that's your food. You're not renting the cabana.
That's just your food minimum. So it can bring you
all the drinks. You don't have to drink them. You're
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probably gonna want some food later. And usually it gets
pretty close to that amount.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Uh hah.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
It's the boys, but I mean a couple of them
are still straggling. They're not here yet. We're all pretty hungover.
We went to the club last night and my boy
got kicked out. He had smelling salts and they thought
it was cocaine. Obviously, I sat right next to him
because I want to hear all the eaves dropping and
the whale chel just not having any of it. They
ended up renting it though. Of course, Hey, is there
any stuff we can like anywhere we can put our stuff?
(40:12):
There's a locker for twenty five dollars, or you can
just keep it in your cabana. Nobody goes in there
where usually have security and we're usually coming by pretty
pretty near each other frequently.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Frequently, that's a good word.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Uh, Well, I mean we got my boys got rolllexes
and stuff like, we need a locker or something. Okay, Well,
it'll be twenty five dollars on top of the one
hundred and one thousand, five hundred dollars I got to
pay twenty five dollars for a locker. Well, I mean
you can set it just in your cabana and close
the blind the little shade thing. People don't go in
your cabanas. I'll be in your cabana bringing you drinks,
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but guests aren't allowed to just come in your cabana,
so it should be safe in there, all right. Well,
I mean my boys got an ap audio pockette and
I got a roll ex so we're probably gonna have
to do a locker.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
These things are like ten thousand to fifty thousand dollars.
Daddy's gotta get a separate locker for their watches.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
I love ude. They're complaining about twenty five dollars and
they're rock and roll lex.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
And I am sitting there by myself, just dying.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Lab It probably thought I was gonna rob them, but
I'm just hanging out oiltail, fighting back with some attitude.
But the uh, the whalers, they all are wearing green.
It just must have been maybe World Cup colors. Yeah,
but whaling grass if I don't know the beds. But
if you buy the cabana you got whalers bring your drinks,
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you're not getting them wow. Otherwise you have to walk
all the way to the front of stadium swim to
get your drinks. So you're really paying for the fifty nine.
I'm guys, this isn't a promotion, it's not an ad,
But you're paying for the whaler to bring you every drink,
Bloody Mary, starting with to the mixers, to the slushies,
to the beers instead of having to walk to the
front but there you go. There's your update on Stadium Swim.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Guys, man, sounds like a great time in Vegas.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
I wish I had another boy there at least to
laugh at this stuff with, because I mean, I'm it's
just I'm experiencing this stuff all solo mission. I'm like,
I was about to be like, hey, bros, I mean
you want to add me, we can split the bill
a little bit more.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Oh, and then they could have come and support you
at the Papa shot.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
And then I'd have a whaler for service and said
every time I wanted to water, I'd walk all the
way to the Stadium Swim and they had the water
cups were distinct green water cups.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Oh embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
Anytime you were carrying it. It didn't look like a
mixed drink. It didn't look like a Tito's. It was
obvious to the entire crowd at Stadium Swim. I was
only drinking waters, going and sitting by myself in the
pool about five feet away from the cabana because I
was not able to afford the cabana life.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
How was the water?
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Was it warm?
Speaker 4 (42:45):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (42:46):
Nice?
Speaker 1 (42:46):
Water? Was cold? Oh?
Speaker 2 (42:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (42:48):
And that sun I was an hour in it, and
I was like, I'm baking. Had to shift a little
bit to the shade. Yeah, I went so early, dude,
so it was still shade.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
Good.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
Good.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
Ah, you guys have a good Wednesday. Were out, man,
that's that's interesting. And we got an email says, hey,
do y'all still sell the coach t shirts? Thanks Brian? Yeah, Brian,
we still got them. Man, they're fifteen bucks apiece. You
just let me know what size you need. We are
the sore Losers at gmail dot com and we'll get
that mailed out right away. So you we'll get it
(43:17):
mailed out. Man, just let me know what you need.
They do make the pools there, Yeah, so they're how
do I say this? They're like perfect level. They're not
like too deep, not too shallow. Yeah, because they want
people just standing in it. Not a lot of people
are swimming. It's more just standing.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Correct.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
There was a nerd swimming that stadium swim he got
the wrong memo. The uh they make the pools, How
do I say this properly? They make them the right
height so couples can easily kiss. Yeah, Because as I
was walking around by myself, I was like, well, that
couple's making out. Oh, that couple is groping each other. Well,
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that couple has their tongues down each other's throats. That
couple may be banging, And there.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
You are with your green cup by yourself, and they're like,
there's that loser with this green cup.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
You were watching the Open and then I'm watching Rory
McElroy up there on the screen. Baseball didn't start for
a while. They had tennis on and the golf. That's
why the stuff was as cheap as it was.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
I understand. Yeah, there's nothing. It was a kind of
a dead period.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
Yeah, Homie told me, oh, if it's high demand, he
goes definitely goes up a thousand. I'm like, good, Like,
what's even more high demand than football? I guess super Bowl?
Speaker 2 (44:35):
Oh, super Bowl, there's no because it's too cold those people.
Stadium swim is not opened during the Super Bowl. But
no chance.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
I guess if it's a massive Sunday night football or
a Sunday football game.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
I mean, you could be thirty five hundred for a cabana.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
My name's Benn, and I'm not in it.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
My name's Paul. It's up to y'all. H my name
is My name is stadium swim. It's up to Tim.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
My name is Gosh, I want to think it, so
I was trying to rhyme with gotta Go. My name's
I'm Gonna.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
I'm a Nashville laddie. That's up to frat daddy. I'm
not doing that, Okay, m
I gotta talk about Boomer and me golfing.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Oh finally, Yeah, we're behind, we're backlogged. I mean I
asked you, did you do anything in boom Er? No,
not really. We didn't do anything cool. And now this
pops in your memory bank.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Well you're not gonna like it because it's me bashing
golf for about five to ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I'm glad because we got about five to ten minutes
to bash golf because I have a golf story as well.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Guys, we're the Sore Losers Podcast. We're a spin off
of the Bobby Bone Show. We're from Nashville, Tennessee. We
both live in Nashville, Tennessee. We're called the Sore Losers
and we're gonna do it live.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, we oh the ones I thot you're gonna go.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
We're doing it live. We're doing it live.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I hate doing that, so I'm trying to move away
from it. Why I just don't look because it's copying
Bill O'Reilly.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
No, it's making fun of Bill o'reiley.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
We're gonna do it live. Oh the one two? So losers?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
What everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I give it a sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
We are ninety nine days away from the Sore Losers
Convention in Nashville, Tennessee, twenty twenty seven Mlkday weekend, the
same host city of the Super Bowl in twenty thirty.
This convention is in twenty twenty seven, brought to you.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
By Freeland Sevroley. What of y'all?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Sison from the North, Alpha male, also from the West, Wyoming,
haven't recently I haven't always said that I'm from the West,
but yes, as of recently, I'm from the West, also
from the North, also from Texas, also from the west
side of Nashville, also from downtown Nashville. Former mayor of
Lower Broadway. Now I live in the country, a quieter life,
twenty minutes from the city. Cornfields and corn cobs and
(01:49):
a lot of shucking going on up there, y'all. But anyways,
I got a wife, We had two point three acres.
I got two kids in a freezer at Vanderbilt. They're
eggs and they need to be fertilized. Justin should be
checking on them. He moved to Michigan. He works basically
on a Dinghy on gun Lake and then goes to
the casino on Friday and loses twenty dollars of discretionary income.
But that's all I got. Coach over to you man,
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he left his dog and your kids. Oh his dog's dead.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Wow, okay, but yeah, Ray. Every year, it's amazing how
you get your hopes up, You get excited, you fill
out the application, you say yes, I would like to
go to the Masters. Please. I would love a ticket
to enter the gates in Augusta, Georgia, to see amen
(02:35):
corner up close in personal, touch that grass with your
own hand, your own feet, put your lawn chair there,
and watch them attack the part three, watch them go
over Ray's Creek, watch them walk the hallowed grounds that
is Augusta National.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Forgot one what jim nantz The azaleas are in bloom
dang it.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
You want to see those azelias. You want to stick
your nose up in them and say, wow, this is
what I've been dreaming about all my life when I
see it on TV. You want that feeling.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I mean, every time every Sunday jim nantacs like he
just smelled Dottie Pepper's fart. He's like the Azalea. It's
the Masters on CBS.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Nothing else like it, Sunday at Augusta.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
What.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
So every year when it's time to do it, I
fill out the application saying, hey, please put me in
the selection process drawing whatever you want to call it
for the Masters, And yesterday I got the email thank.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
You, oh to the Sore Loser's account.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
No, that would be we are the the Sore Losers
at gmail dot com. But I should try that. Maybe
they'll see that we are a podcast and they would
accept my invitation because this one says thank you, thank
you for submitting your twenty twenty seven ticket application. We
have now completed the ticket selection process for the Master's
Tournament Augusta National Women's Amateur and Drive Chip and Putt
(04:15):
National Finals. Unfortunately, your entry was not selected this year.
We are deeply appreciative of the tremendous interest we receive
each year in attending the tournament. Sorry, maybe next year.
And so I've been rejected once again. I am not
(04:35):
going to the Masters, and I'm starting to wonder do
they even give new people a chance? Are new people
automatically kicked out because I've never been before, so they're
never gonna select me again.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
How many people get selected? Thirty thousand, that's a great question.
I don't google.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I don't know because I wonder how many are now
it has to be like a cause at the British
Open this weekend, there was three hundred thousand throughout the weekend.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Okay, and I would imagine three hundred thousand. Oh, I
was thinking millions. Okay, so let's just say to use
that exact same number. So three hundred thousand and how
many people get selected?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
You said, I don't That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I would say, there's got to be all the oh,
the goodfellas they get let in.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Oh, I was grandfathered in. My granddaddy was born on
the Mestas.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
You got a lot of those guys, old boat boys,
you got the celebrities.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Eric Dodd could probably get us in. We just never
can take time off work. Yeah, I mean, well, let
me do the math real quick.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
For we have to be a negotiation.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Let's just say thirty thousand people or fifty thousand, one
hundred thousands, okay, one hundred thousand.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Of random people that're letting in there. No, they got
to control it.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
No, it has to be at least one hundred thousand.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Okay, so three hundred thousand, zero zero zero divided by
one hundred three Wait, how many people apply? That's what
I need to do.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yeah, we have no idea how many people apply?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Okay, so millions? So millions?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yeah, I mean probably let's say five million. That's probably
a good estimate divided by one hundred thousand.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
And fifty percent chance statisticals.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Listen, Hey, thanks for bringing the statistical season right to us.
I really appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I'm imagining you probably have similar to a Roulette spin. Yeah,
and you ever you hit, I mean you got kind
of that those odds.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Well, here's the thing. Greg Oh rejected again. Garrett, I
got rejected again, Jacob Oh, I got my email. I'm
not going. And then another guy want want want denied.
But this morning, this morning, Garrett texts, hey, rev got
selected again, second time in eleven years. Been picked a
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guy who used to work with at the grocery store.
How does he get picked twice in eleven years? And
I've been doing it for I don't know how many years,
and I've never even got a sniff. I mean, unbelievable
to get selected twice in eleven years. That's what I'm saying, Like,
once you get in and you actually go, you use
your tickets, I feel like they give you priority and
(07:23):
they put you back in the top.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Those are your odds.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
So to say ten million people apply, they select one
hundred thousand, you have a one percent chance.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Thank you. I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
So, yes, I will not be at the Masters this
weekend this year. I mean I won't be there on
Sunday with Jim Nance. I won't get to touch the water.
I won't be able to see the pine needle, the
pine strawl where you know Bubba Watson whipped it out
of there and rinked it around. I'm not going to
see any of that.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
But we'll get to see at Beth Page again with
your gay friend. Guy friend did not mean to say that.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Uh yeah, and so there you go.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Ryan.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
We were on t check our socials. Yeah, we sol
our Losers podcast on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
We were on TV.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I was right there up in the middle of the
Ryder Cup. I was a key part of the Ryder
Cup team almost brought USA back from an unreal deficit.
We came up a little short. But that's here nor there.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
That's right, the one tournament you got to go to
there behind the entire time.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
They were, but they started making a comeback that day.
But yes, so the Masters, if you applied and you
got rejected, don't feel bad. I got rejected too, But
who cares about the Masters when you have Ray and
Boomer at the golf course after no, no, just right now.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
So I was just thinking about this and this isn't
gonna be good because you just pumped up golf. I'm
here to say just how much golf kind of sucks.
So so me and Boomer we played yard golf phenomenal.
You get these oversized clubs at Dix Dix. Other nephew
loves going to Dicks. I think it's because of the name,
but he goes, hey, can we go to Dick's. Okay,
(09:00):
as sure whatever. The guys, the nephews, the guy, they
all love going to Dick's. So anyways, you get these
oversized clubs, you basically get whiffle balls and you play
yard golf. You make a course three par three. It's
a blast. Baser can play. Me and Boomer played it
all day. This was over fourth of July.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
This is why golf sucks.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
That was the fun part of golf.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Oh, so we decided to book a golf tea time
and we go do it and it's one hundred degrees
so it's just already miserable. Me and Boomer get there.
We're whatever forty five minutes early. Can we get on early? Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
No, no, no, what is it?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
What do you think it is? Oh, it's all the great,
it's the all the good old boys. They get to
go out in their group of nine. We all got
to clear the way. She could have easily got us
out there, wasn't trying to bend over backwards, didn't care
about us. I called before, Hey, can he rent some
lefty clubs? Seeah, yeah, you're all set. We get there.
There's no driver, so Boomer's got to go with a hybrid,
which is fine. It was a type of course you
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necessarily didn't need a driver. This is all suckiness. Okay,
I know that's usually angle how much stuff sucks, but
this really sucked.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
No mind, done always sucks. Sometimes it's awesome.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
There's no butttholes and rainbows on this one. This all
was just sucky. So we're at the first tee and
a guy pulls up and Boomer goes, who's he? Why
is he playing with us? Boomer didn't know. You get
paired with somebody.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Oh my guess he never played golf.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
He has, but usually they have a foursome.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
He had no idea and get he goes, why is
this guy with us?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
And I go Boomer at golf courses, I just forgot
how much that kind of sucks. You randomly get paired
sometimes with people. So we're with that guy. First, t
Boomer hybrid.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
What do you know? It's not his driver. So Boomer
hits it.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
About I don't know, one thousand miles in the air,
right above us, ten feet in front of him because
he's using a hybrid instead of a driver, or.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
He just teed it up too high.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Because golf sucks, you're talking about an inch of difference.
The margins unbelievable when it comes to golf. So the
whole one, you know, hold two, whole three. This course
just doesn't have lush green unless I'm in kne Kun
where I've got a foot that I could miss the
ball because there's so much lush green and still hit
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a good shot this one. I'm like Boomer, move it
a foot first three holes, dude, just move it a
foot over. You're not hitting off dirt like you literally
need the you need the margins with the green grass
so that you can get the ball in the air.
Just move it out of the dirt. Like, why why
is golf so stupid? I need good grass. I need
the masters hell of a segue. First hole, I go, Boomer,
(11:27):
don't just don't hit it to the right. Boomer's got
a great shot, I go, dude, we're about to get
onto the green. Boomer, just don't hit it to the right.
There's long grass. We'll never find the ball. Boomer hits
it to the right. Golf sucks, so we got to
go in this.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
That means Boomer sucks. That has nothing to do with golf.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
So we're in this long ass grass, right, and what
do you know?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
The guy that we're playing with just like finishes up
while we're looking for the ball. Well, I mean, I
don't know, Boomer. This guy is just I've got something
stuck right up his butt. So now he's onto the
next one. I guess, let's just drop your ball. So
already Boomer's popped up the ball. He's had to do
a drop he's had to move his ball because of
the dirt. It's all just suckiness so far. Then we
get to the second one. This guy that we're with
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is pretty good, had some dope pumas on, had no idea.
They made amazing golf shoes. And he was actually kind
of a cool guy, so I don't want to rip
on him. Very nice and he had a fair guy. No,
it's like all right, age, had a family kids. Hopefully
doesn't listen to this. I'm just like bashing him. But
great golfer margins are so small in golf. He chili
dips it on this second hole. It was a perfect
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par three. He chili dips it, a great golfer and
he hit used the wrong club or whatever. It was
missed by a centimeter and he hits it like twenty feet,
Like what a waste of a hole. And so this
guy who's really good at golf has to go play
his ball twenty feet off the tea box. Yeah, it's
just unfair, Like golf's just so unfair and stupid. The
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guy was actually a good golfer, wasted whole We're only
playing nine and this guy just wasted one of them.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Next hole, well there's your problem. What playing nine?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Yeah, it was one hundred ten?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Oh my god, Oh no, this is a little heat.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
This is three weeks ago. Can we do poll a
whole three to finishing.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
After the break? No, we got time, not after the break.
So we're onto the third. Okay, we who knows? I
think I ten putted love golf man, I got it
on the green in two and ten putted. Yeah, because
I'm flustered. That guy's moving quick. So we go to
the third.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
What do you know?
Speaker 3 (13:23):
On the third it's a hole you have to drive
a quarter mile to go see if there's golfers over
the hill, so you don't hit them. So I drive
all the Boomer's like, Aunt the way, where are you going?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Boomer?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I have to go see if there's golfers because you
hit him, you could kill him.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
So I go all the way over.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
You don't want to go full Kane Brown on them.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
No nobody up there, guys, And so then I drive
all the way back and we tee off.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Yep, and everything was fine on that whole. Can't really remember.
It was an insane slope. So unless you, oh, of
course something went wrong on that hole. Boomer, great, first shot,
a great second shot, but the parking lots within fifteen
feet of the hole, so it kind of.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Will gradually go up onto the parking lot.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
We can see his ball, we can see it, and
I go, boomer, Let's go get it right now, because
there's people in the parking lot cars. They will knock
that ball every which way. We hurry, we're going to
the ball. We're gunning it. Some dude in the parking
lot just picks up his ball because we couldn't find it.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
For the light of this.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah, when you see a ball in the parking lot,
you assume someone dropped it out of their bag. They
don't think you don't think they're bad enough to hit
it the one hundred yards to the right of the green,
So you wouldn't assume that someone is playing that ball.
So I'm with the guy in the parking lot.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
We go to the fifth hole, if you will, and
it's one of those holes where you can hit it
anywhere on a left fairway, right fairway and you're good.
Even the middle there's a tree line. I hit it
one foot to the right. It goes in some guy's yard,
and it's one of those yards you can't play in
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and it wasn't even that bad of a shot. Love
golf perfectly hit, missed the fairway by a foot, and
it's already in some guy's yard. Why do they let
those people live that close to the golf course? Not
on the tour do they do that? So we finished
that one up, go to the other one.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
We're on the sixth.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
What do you know, we're just waiting for people, just
sitting there in one hundred and ten degree heat, waiting
for people. And this guy comes over and starts doing
an awkward conversation, So where do you go to school?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
And Boomer, like I guess, does not to talk Boomer.
The guy.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Boomer goes, oh, I commute. I go four hours. And
the guy goes, you commute four hours to college? And
I'm like, I just let Boomer just like sink. I'm
not even talking.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Yeah, there's no need to save him.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
And Boomer's like yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
The guy's like, man, that's insane every day driving four
hours of college.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
And Boomer doesn't say anything. I go go.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
He's leaving one thing out. He's has an apartment there,
he's gonna stay on campus. But it's an initial four
hour commute to college for the fall. I'm like, Boomer,
you got to learn the stories you're telling people that made.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
No sense to him. He was so confused.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
So we're small talking with this chump Boomer just playing
with clubs that aren't his, because what do you know,
golf sucks. You got to travel with your clubs. Nobody
has good lefties. So Boomer's hitting the ball fine, but
it's just missing, and so he's always chasing the ball
and it's it's one of those.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Not a cart path. So what do you know? Boomer
has to run all the way back and get another
club because he doesn't know the clubs. They're not his.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Oh, cartpath only is rough, dude.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Then we get to the seventh I wish I was
making up all these bad things. Boomer misses the green
by ten feet. Oh goes in the other fairway.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
So what do you know?
Speaker 3 (16:49):
He's sitting behind a tree. Hi, Hi there, mister, can
I shoot? The guys can't hear him? The guys are
about to drive him. Like, Boomer, get behind a tree.
You're about to get Kane Brown again on these who
knew it could happen this much?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
So Boomer docks in. Then the next guy, Oh you
can go.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Okay, Well, so you guys are gonna one of the
who's gonna rush, then one of them's gonna be standoffish
and I'm like, okay, Boomer, so go. So Boomer's rushed,
doesn't hit a good shot, He probably uh ice snowmanned
it and got an eight on the hole.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Me I landed on the green.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Whoa, it was my one par Okay, but I'm not
even celebrating the par Why because Boomer just got a
snowman because some guy was about to peg him in
the face with a golf ball.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Are you worried about Boomer?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Score?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Your score?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Both?
Speaker 3 (17:32):
But also are fun. At this point we're not even
keeping score. So then we get to the eighth.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Good god, six holes in you guys give up on score.
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
That's typically pretty standard.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
But the eighth, I dude, I get out my hybrid
and the margins in golf, you'll hear me say this,
I may have missed by an inch and guess what
my club digs into the tea box, jerks my whole
back I chili dip it. I mean it was a
whole bowl of chili. The ball lands in the creek.
(18:05):
Oh no, and I mean my club's full of mud.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
It feels like I just broke my back because I
hit the grass so hard. So at that point, I'm
just pissed. I'm like, screw it, I'll just drive the
card over. I'm not even gonna swing this hole. So
I just went and dropped with Boomer. Didn't even play
that hole, paid for nine, played eight.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Wow. Then we go to the final hole. Wow, what
do you know?
Speaker 3 (18:26):
All that frustration, I play my best hole, hit the hybrid,
absolutely beautiful, but I don't even get to enjoy it
because I'm pissed off that it's so sunny. We weren't drinking.
The guy we were with is like asking us where
the tenth hole is. I'm like, I don't know, dude,
It's like a small course. It's literally right next. He goes,
I've never played scorchboard worse tenth. I'm like, okay, so
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it's just right over there, right to that. He goes
back to the first hole. So then I'm like each
other they are, and so I'm like, it's it's one over. Yeah, yeah,
we already played that one, so that wouldn't be ten.
And he asked me where the ninth hole is? Originally
what he asked me, and I go the ninth hole.
The guy didn't know that, like the first nine and
then the next nine, and he was good at golf,
(19:08):
sob he goes with the ninth hole and I was like, huh, yeah,
it's just right over there. He I think he still
to this day, thinks that he played the ninth hole.
I'm like, bro, you're playing the tenth. You finished nine.
Every golfer knows that. But then he couldn't find the
tenth hole. Oh over there, yep, over one, because we
already played that one. That one was one, and then
you said that you thought that was nine, but that's
(19:29):
actually ten. I'm yelling to a stranger, wasting my energy
because he doesn't know where number ten is on this
golf course. And so then me and Boomer, what do
you do? I mean, we just get back in our vehicle.
It's we've sweat the entire day. Neither one of us
had fun. Yard golf was way better, and I'm just like,
I look at Boomer in the car, both just sitting there, depressed,
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depleted of it all energy, and I'm just like, dude,
golf kind of sucks, like I'd rather just play yard
golf and he goes dunt the way.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
You're right on the way. Golf kind of sucks.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
We'll take a break, we'll right back. The fact that
you think golf sucks. I'm worried about you. I mean, yes,
that's what makes it so hard is the centimeter difference
that it makes between a good shot and a bad shot.
We all have those days where we I have these
a lot where I hit the fairway off the drive
and then I get a triple bogey without even having
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a penalty because I chili dip it, I scaled it.
It goes over the green, back over the green, miss
the putt, miss the putt. Oh, I got a triple
bogey and not even get a penalty. Hold on, So
I'm what, uh, I don't know. I'm trying to drink
some water.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Holy crap, man, I didn't know we were getting this
old on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Yeah we might.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
So we'll just smoke.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
But I'm gonna tell you what also sucks. Man, you
talk about golf sucking, I'm gonna tell you what we
did for this week. And we went fishing, and you'd think, oh,
that's so fun. It sucked. I really did kind of suck.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
I haven't fished in twenty years because fishing sucks.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Well, I don't mind fishing, like off the dock at
the lake. You know. All this is so fun. The
kids can drop it, they can cast it, they're entertained.
It's very cool. My son, baby Box two, got invited
to a birthday party on Saturday, and it was hey,
we hired a guy and he's gonna show us where
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to fish on the lake to catch some fish.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
And I said, great, hey's your story is starting right now. Yeah, okay, action.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Oh what the flesh?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
So we go to the lake and this guy picks
us up in his boat. He's like, come on board, blas,
we're gonna go noose and fishing. And the boys like, yeah,
we're fishing, We're gonna catch some fish. Let's go.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Oh and there's three kids, yes on the boat your kids? No, no, no,
we're at.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
A birthday party. So it's my son, birthday boy and
another kid. So three kids. So we drive out there
and we're driving and we drive like twenty minutes, like
when do we get a fish? When do we get
a fish?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
What do you want? A dinghy or a boat.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
We're on a boat like a regular boat. Oh, pond
tune d d d d du pond too. I don't
know the words. And we get to one spot and
he's like, oh, not seeing a lot of fish on
my my little machine. Let's go over here. We drive
across the lake and we're like, all right, right, we're
the fishing bulls. He goes, all right, I get I'll
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get him ready for you. And he gets them and
he does the casting and then he sticks them in
little pole holders.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Was this paid for? Yeah, tag dude.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
And you just sit there and watch the pole.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Glad I paid for an interactive video game.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
And then when you get a bite, you see it moved.
He say all right, there's something on there. And you
reel it in and we take the fish off and
we take a picture with the fish.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Throw it back.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Then he casts it, he gets it all set up,
he puts it in the holder, and you just stand there.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
That ain't like fishing with Grandpa. With that, you get
some butt crack. At least with.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Grandpa you get butt crack. You get worms on your hand,
you get burns, you get catfish to the head, the
hook to the mouth, the hook to the mouth, the
hook and the dog.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Dad waking up at eleven am saying that he wasn't
even involved with the fishing.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Correct, you know, so I am just I was at
pickle jar to the foot. Yeah, it was a lot.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
The worm, Dad, I need a full worm.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Yeah, I need a full worm. They won't. They took
a bite of my worm. So this worm's no good anymore. No, no,
it still works. No, No, I need a whole worm. Okay,
well we're gonna go through six hundred worms. This We
literally did nothing thing. We absolutely did nothing, and it
was a great concept and it was cool because we
did catch fish, like we did catch fish. But the kids,
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what they want to do is they want to cast it.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Man.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
They they're just to sit there and watch a pole.
So the kids, I felt, I got bored pretty quick
because the tour guide was fishing for you. That's basically
what happens. You go out with a tour guide and
they do all the work and all you do is
reel it in.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I mean, so what are the kids doing? Just playing
on their iPads?
Speaker 2 (24:32):
No, they're just sitting there like oh, and they're trying
to grab the pole and it's like who oh, don't
touch a bowl. He's got a pole. Don't touch the bowl.
Oh no, no, no, no, leave the pole alone. It's
got to be in the holder. It's got to be
in the holder. And so they just literally sit there
with their thumbs up their butts, waiting to catch a fish.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Do you think that this tour guide had kids?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Okay, so no bedside manner.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
No, he was a nice guy.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
It was great.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
It was like, hey, come here, you a little and
so after being out on the water, you know, it
was really hot on Saturday. So being on the water
for about an hour hour and a half, the kids, right,
can we just jump in?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
And no, no, no way. The tour guide allowed that.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Oh yeah, he was like no problem. He just he
reeled in the lines and they just jumped in and
swam him. And that was fishing on the lake.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
So you basically paid a tour guide to take you
out so your kids could jump in the water.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
They could just jump in the water from the shore.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Yeah. And I think you filmed this wrong amount vertical
you're talking about that's hamburger.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
That's how you're supposed to do it for YouTube.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Oh going YouTube, you're not talking Instagram, bro.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
I just filmed an entire thing in Vegas. Don't tell
me that I filmed the wrong direction.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I apologize. I didn't know you were going to YouTube there.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Every damn time in Vegas, I'm like, hot dog, Oh great,
where's the hamburger?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Let me hold it sideways by myself here in Fremont,
where some bums about to stick something up my butthole.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Yeah, and so it was just an interesting concept, like
I love the idea, like my kid had fun, but
it was interesting. We only had two poles for three kids,
so then they're fighting over whose pole is what. Well,
there's only two guys, so you got to share them.
So what we do is like you'd get the pole
when there was a fish on there, and they'd do
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five reels, hand it to the next kid, five reels,
next kid, five reels.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Well, Todd, if you paid over one hundred dollars, waste
money should have gone to the convention.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
I didn't pay anything, And was not my son's birthday.
It was another kid's birthday, and another kid does love
to fish. So the dad was like, oh my gosh,
this will be great. And I think it was still
great I'm not trying to crap on it. I'm just
saying I thought the guide would let the kids be
a little more involved in the fishing. It was just strange, Like,
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what did you want the kids to do?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Man?
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Cast the thing, put the boat back on the trailer,
and then and then Baby Box two is like, Dad,
where's my bobber? I don't see my bobber. I'm like,
we're not doing bobber man. We're you know, we're just trolling.
We just you guys didn't select that on the olive cart. Well,
I didn't select anything. I didn't know how it was
going to go, and.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
So ei there.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
I didn't select catch a stick on on the brochure
that you had.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
My kid just caught a stick.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Yeah. And then they had live bait, like little fishes
in the little bucket on the boat. The kids, once
they found those, they were obsessed. Can we can we
fish with that? Can we fish with the libait? Can
we fish with the libait? No way?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
The tour guide like that.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
He's like, yeah, but don't stick your hand in there.
If you have sunscreen, it'll kill them. Okay, okay, we'd
be fishing a little bit. Can we fish with the libait?
Can we fish with libait? They might have said, can
we fish with the libait? One and sixty two times?
While we're out there.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Now, listen, here, are you a little interesting number the
MLB baseball schedule?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Whoa, whoa, that's crazy. I didn't even do that on purpose.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
It's like, I don't know on number eighty two NBA
basketball schedule.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Hey, I don't know, maybe like seventeen NFL games.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
I thought you were being scooby for a second. Freaking
everything's a number number twelve Byron Scott or they no magic?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
No, that's Chess day and my sister's jersey numbers twelve.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Scoopa? Stop dude number two? Uh? Doctor j the founder
of basketball mean, scuba stop?
Speaker 3 (28:29):
My soccer jersey was number two, number thirty three or
thirty two Shaquille o'neils number.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Okay, at least he's semi famous. Bro.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
He was naming guys on the bench for the magic
and selecting their roulette numbers. I'm like, scuba stop with
the numbers, bro, even though Darryl Armstrong number twelve, scoopa?
What the dude put up two points?
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Brian shaw Seri.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Said, dude, you know what the crap he was talking about.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Oh my god, and he but the tour guide or whatever.
He was like a fishing guide. I don't know what
you call him. He said. They get a lot of
bachelorette parties.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
I bet he loves those a lot more.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
He goes, Oh my gosh, he goes, there's not much
fishing on those.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
What's he doing?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
He said? They he's like a lot more interactive. He's
laid in the poll into the wat he said, it's
not more it's not really about catching fish. It's more
about just being on the lake. But they sign up
thinking they want to fish, and then he goes, about
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twenty minutes in, they're just like, you can just drive
us around, and he goes, it's the easiest money I
ever make is the bachelorette parties.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
He's like, twenty minutes in, no more fishing. Twenty five
minutes in, they're all topless.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
I love my job. Hey, when is this one over?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
He was like, he goes, what's craziest. I don't even
have to put a fish on my hook and it
just goes right in.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Dude, how old was he art age? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Sorry about thirty.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
I bet he kills it out there.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
He's got his shirt off, got a fish hook on
his arm bicep.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
He goes, it's just they just, oh, can we drive
the boat? He goes, bachelrett parties, they act like they
want to fish, and he goes, I'm telling you, they're
just there to get They're just there to drink.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
That's wild. They sign up for that. I guess maybe
to mix it up.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
He said. The number one thing they say is, oh,
we just wanted to do something different, Like you know,
most bachelor parties are just going straight Broadway. We wanted
to do something different.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
But then they hit.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Broadway, and then they hit Broadway and they just swim
in the lake and they drink and they that's it.
There's no real fishing. Every once in a while, he goes,
there's some girls that are really serious about fishing when
they come on the bachelorette parties, but for the most part,
they're just here for the boat ride.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Did you ask him how many times he's hooked up
on that dany, No.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
I didn't. I should ask that. We'll take a break
and then we're gonna find out all about circa and
circa prices. Right after this dude, back to Vegas.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
I mean, the stories always leak. It's a slow drip
when it comes to Vegas.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
There's so much stuff that goes on there that just
doesn't go on anywhere else in the world. But I
went to Circa and I was curious, what does this
stuff cost?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Was it beautiful?
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Yeah, sun, I'm not nitpicking, legit. The sun has definitely
hit it, so like stuff that was supposed to be
bright blue is.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Now light blue.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Okay, So it just definitely looks like boom, the sun
hits that thing every day.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Sportsbook inside the stadium seating pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
There isn't stadium seating.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
The stadium seating, there's a stadium inside in the casino.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
That's what I said. Oh, I said inside stadium seating.
In the sports book, it's kind of like.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
I saw it. I didn't go into it. I don't
go in sportsbooks anymore.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
But I went to stadium swim oh sportsbook outside of
the pools.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Yes, and so you can you go in if you
stay there. It's free. Really yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
I went the night before and the next day. Both
times tried to pay and they're like, no, do you
just take a risk and.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
You stay here? Right, it's free.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Oh so lawn chairs are all free. If you want
a bed, you know, one of those day beds, Yeah,
five hundred, which is a tad more pricey than Jamaica.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Oh, Jamaica might have been seventy five.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Dollars five hundo, and that's just that's but that's food
and drink. So that's the minimum.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Yeah, so you're not paying really to rent it. You're
paying for your food and drink, but you have to
spend five hundred.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Yeah, okay, this is what every sportsbook's doing now.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Man.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
It's making it impossible for the average man to go
watch a game in Vegas.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
And then they have the cabanas, which just think of
it as if your buddy's got to pull out back
and he's got a poolhouse.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
So they're mini ones though, oh you know they're not.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Yeah, they're not huge.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
You can fit five buddies in it, gotcha? Those fifteen hundred.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Oh oh yeah, and oh those were prices during the Open.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
I can't imagine football Sunday, he said.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
For the for the US or the what's the sowker
thing called World Cup?
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
For good already, man, it was massive in my life.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
This past couple of months, World Cup and for footballs
type stuff.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
The day beds are a thousand.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Oh man, oh man, and the cabanas are twenty five hundred.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Yeah, but I'm like twenty five.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
There's no way five buddies can spend twenty five hundred on.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Food and booze.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
I don't know how you would do it.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
So they must just say, oh, it's it, we tap
out and they just charge them twenty five.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Hundred unless they get there at seven am and they
leave at eight pm to eat every meal, eat every meal,
drink every drink. I mean, there is no way you
could leave that bed. That'd be a lot.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Eight am to ten pm, that's probably it. Those are
their hours. I went there the night before the ten
pm crowd.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Yeah, they closed the pool thirty minutes before, so maybe
it's open till ten thirty. Pools closed at ten. I
mean they're pulling bodies out of that thing. You got
girls throwing ten owls on and I don't think they
had tops on. God, I'm up there totally sober after
my flight. Yeah, and it's the people that just got
schlit faced.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Did you say your suitcase with you?
Speaker 3 (34:09):
No?
Speaker 1 (34:09):
I dropped off the room.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
I'm just making Hey, I'm trying to set the If
you're walking around the pool deck with your suitcase, you
look like an idiot.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
And I'm like, oh, that's cool. That guy's mopping up
water making sure it's not slippery.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
No, that was vomit.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Oh yeah, that's gross.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
And then they got all their slushy machines, any type
of like probably your Pina Colada, but that's tropical, but
Pina Colada red drink. They have four or five slushy machines.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
So they want to keep you a hydrated as well
as cooled down.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
That sounds cool, but you can till it gets hot
because all the workers have more to the workers in
a second, but they have buckets filled with water and
then a fan on top of them.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Ah. That was one of the gifts at the birthday party.
Like there was a gift bag and right when we
got there for the kids, it was full of candy,
had their own gatorade like squeeze water bottle with their
name on it, and a fan that you put around
your neck and it blows on you. Probably the worst
gift ever because now my six year old is obsessed.
Oh wait, wait before we go to the store, I
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gotta go run back in and get my fan.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
What it is summer in Nashville.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
No, I understand, but it's just hilarious. IM like, dude,
you don't need a fan. We're going to the grocery store. Like,
we're just gonna go in and get some cereal and
eggs and we'll be out.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Never know, in the meat aisle gets hot, He's like.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
I gotta get my fan. Okay, So he's got to unbuckle,
go back in the house, run back up to his room,
get the fan, come back out. All right, all right,
all ready, Oh dad, it's not working. I gotta go
get my charger. No, no, we don't need the charger.
We don't need to charge it right now. We're just
going to the store. We'll be back in ten minutes.
So he now thinks we have to take the fan everywhere.
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I digress the staff. Yeah, the staff.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
So the staff is definitely required to wear whale tails.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Oh boy, this is not bad.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
And I would have to say I wasn't necessarily like
looking at the staff, but I mean, they're just flying
by me. This is the next day, the night before,
everybody was closed up. It's really just the crew cleaning
all the fluids off.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Totally understand what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
So the next day I'm chilling and I mean, guys,
I had the open on. I had no money on it.
Just it was semi interesting enough. It was fine to
look at. Baseball didn't start for two hours, but it
was just whale tail, whale tail, whale tail. Some of
the whale tails. Maybe they could have done a little
P ninety x beforehand. Oh, but I will say, an
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interesting job requirement. Do they tell them that, Hey, if
you're gonna be a staffed here, you gotta be comfortable
with a whale tail. Have to because none of them
had coverage.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Wow? Did all of them have mountain ranges? Could you
see mountain ranges? Or I mean, I know you were
looking at the open, but did anything you know? I
mean it were they nice and tan? They gotta be tan.
They were definitely tan. I know you guys don't want truckers,
don't want an update on the dudes. I was jealousy Horn.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
It did Horn. I was jealous of the dudes. They
all had the best tan because they've been out in
the sun every day for the entire summer.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
The dudes are tan, whale tails are rocking and rolling.
Coup of them should have swung by the hotel gym beforehand.
All good, no worries the uh, I would say, the
ones that are more attractive, Yeah, I had an attitude.
Oh yeah, because there's frat boys rolling in five deep.
They got to spend fifteen hundred and they're giving a
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little attitude. She's giving it back. She's like, well, I
don't know, if you guys don't want it, you don't
have to have it.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
That's how we're starting the day. Yeah, And I bet
you those frat dudes. I mean every day, here's the thing.
Every day in that job. You know, you're getting hit
on drunk. As the day goes on. Everybody at the pool, miss,
you know, they're all starting to drink. Ah, you know,
bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye. Met her
down and Aldeans and the Aldeans, and then they're like,
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you know what, she's flirting with me. Every there's one
guy in every group. The things the waitresses with her
and hits on her and hits on her and hits
on her. So she probably gets annoyed then.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
So she definitely was. And it was I went there.
You know, I woke walked in at like eight am,
so it was the early crowd.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
You were the early crowd, not like on your bachelor
party when you said we were gonna be at the
pool at eight so we could get chairs. And so
my dumb idiotself rolled out of bed at seven point fifty,
went and got in line, a mile long line to
get in the pool. And Ray had to walk over
to MGM Grand because he wasn't even staying there on
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his own bachelor party where everybody else was staying. And
I got like six chairs, laid towels on him, spread
my body across six chairs, just keeping them company. And
not a dang person from the bachelor party was there.
When they said they were gonna be there. They all
showed up at like nine thirty ten o'clock. So for
like two hours, I'm fighting these people off. Go ahead.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
Never knew that story. Crazy the stuff that comes out
when you have a podcast, The Whale Tail. I will
share one story. She goes, so the guys were fighting
with her a little bit, and they go, what bro,
fifteen hundred dollars, we're just doing drinking like there's no wheel.
Were out all night like we're not hungry at all.
My boy's pretty sick. There's no way we're getting food.
(39:14):
Do you think we can reach fifteen hundred dollars for drinks?
And she's like, well, I mean a pinut claud is
forty and then if you want a bucket of beers
that's one hundred.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
She goes.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
It can get there pretty easily, especially if you're staying
to the afternoon. So they're talking like this at eight
am to each other. Gosh, the frat. Daddy's fighting back
on price, and she goes. She goes, it's a hard line.
There's no discounts. It's fifteen hundred for cabanda. They'll all
fill up, and that's your food. You're not renting the cabana.
That's just your food minimum. So it can bring you
all the drinks. You don't have to drink them. You're
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probably gonna want some food later. And usually it gets
pretty close to that amount.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Uh hah.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
It's the boys, but I mean a couple of them
are still straggling. They're not here yet. We're all pretty hungover.
We went to the club last night and my boy
got kicked out. He had smelling salts and they thought
it was cocaine. Obviously, I sat right next to him
because I want to hear all the eaves dropping and
the whale chel just not having any of it. They
ended up renting it though. Of course, Hey, is there
any stuff we can like anywhere we can put our stuff?
(40:12):
There's a locker for twenty five dollars, or you can
just keep it in your cabana. Nobody goes in there
where usually have security and we're usually coming by pretty
pretty near each other frequently.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Frequently, that's a good word.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Uh, Well, I mean we got my boys got rolllexes
and stuff like, we need a locker or something. Okay, Well,
it'll be twenty five dollars on top of the one
hundred and one thousand, five hundred dollars I got to
pay twenty five dollars for a locker. Well, I mean
you can set it just in your cabana and close
the blind the little shade thing. People don't go in
your cabanas. I'll be in your cabana bringing you drinks,
(40:45):
but guests aren't allowed to just come in your cabana,
so it should be safe in there, all right. Well,
I mean my boys got an ap audio pockette and
I got a roll ex so we're probably gonna have
to do a locker.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
These things are like ten thousand to fifty thousand dollars.
Daddy's gotta get a separate locker for their watches.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
I love ude. They're complaining about twenty five dollars and
they're rock and roll lex.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
And I am sitting there by myself, just dying.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Lab It probably thought I was gonna rob them, but
I'm just hanging out oiltail, fighting back with some attitude.
But the uh, the whalers, they all are wearing green.
It just must have been maybe World Cup colors. Yeah,
but whaling grass if I don't know the beds. But
if you buy the cabana you got whalers bring your drinks,
(41:33):
you're not getting them wow. Otherwise you have to walk
all the way to the front of stadium swim to
get your drinks. So you're really paying for the fifty nine.
I'm guys, this isn't a promotion, it's not an ad,
But you're paying for the whaler to bring you every drink,
Bloody Mary, starting with to the mixers, to the slushies,
to the beers instead of having to walk to the
front but there you go. There's your update on Stadium Swim.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Guys, man, sounds like a great time in Vegas.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
I wish I had another boy there at least to
laugh at this stuff with, because I mean, I'm it's
just I'm experiencing this stuff all solo mission. I'm like,
I was about to be like, hey, bros, I mean
you want to add me, we can split the bill
a little bit more.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Oh, and then they could have come and support you
at the Papa shot.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
And then I'd have a whaler for service and said
every time I wanted to water, I'd walk all the
way to the Stadium Swim and they had the water
cups were distinct green water cups.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Oh embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
Anytime you were carrying it. It didn't look like a
mixed drink. It didn't look like a Tito's. It was
obvious to the entire crowd at Stadium Swim. I was
only drinking waters, going and sitting by myself in the
pool about five feet away from the cabana because I
was not able to afford the cabana life.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
How was the water?
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Was it warm?
Speaker 4 (42:45):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (42:46):
Nice?
Speaker 1 (42:46):
Water? Was cold? Oh?
Speaker 2 (42:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (42:48):
And that sun I was an hour in it, and
I was like, I'm baking. Had to shift a little
bit to the shade. Yeah, I went so early, dude,
so it was still shade.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
Good.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
Good.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
Ah, you guys have a good Wednesday. Were out, man,
that's that's interesting. And we got an email says, hey,
do y'all still sell the coach t shirts? Thanks Brian? Yeah, Brian,
we still got them. Man, they're fifteen bucks apiece. You
just let me know what size you need. We are
the sore Losers at gmail dot com and we'll get
that mailed out right away. So you we'll get it
(43:17):
mailed out. Man, just let me know what you need.
They do make the pools there, Yeah, so they're how
do I say this? They're like perfect level. They're not
like too deep, not too shallow. Yeah, because they want
people just standing in it. Not a lot of people
are swimming. It's more just standing.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Correct.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
There was a nerd swimming that stadium swim he got
the wrong memo. The uh they make the pools, How
do I say this properly? They make them the right
height so couples can easily kiss. Yeah, Because as I
was walking around by myself, I was like, well, that
couple's making out. Oh, that couple is groping each other. Well,
(43:52):
that couple has their tongues down each other's throats. That
couple may be banging, And there.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
You are with your green cup by yourself, and they're like,
there's that loser with this green cup.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
You were watching the Open and then I'm watching Rory
McElroy up there on the screen. Baseball didn't start for
a while. They had tennis on and the golf. That's
why the stuff was as cheap as it was.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
I understand. Yeah, there's nothing. It was a kind of
a dead period.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
Yeah, Homie told me, oh, if it's high demand, he
goes definitely goes up a thousand. I'm like, good, Like,
what's even more high demand than football? I guess super Bowl?
Speaker 2 (44:35):
Oh, super Bowl, there's no because it's too cold those people.
Stadium swim is not opened during the Super Bowl. But
no chance.
Speaker 3 (44:41):
I guess if it's a massive Sunday night football or
a Sunday football game.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
I mean, you could be thirty five hundred for a cabana.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
My name's Benn, and I'm not in it.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
My name's Paul. It's up to y'all. H my name
is My name is stadium swim. It's up to Tim.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
My name is Gosh, I want to think it, so
I was trying to rhyme with gotta Go. My name's
I'm Gonna.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
I'm a Nashville laddie. That's up to frat daddy. I'm
not doing that, Okay, m
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