Why Are Lunchbox's Neighbors So Strange?

In this episode Ray and Lunchbox break down the the Justin Timberlake arrest video and has one of us thinking we need to stop drinking altogether. Ray reveals he did something in high school all by himself in the lake that left people thinking something weird was going on. Plus Lunchbox had a rough weekend trying to watch March Madness when his neighbors refused to turn on the TV. Also it was Opening Weekend for Little League Baseball with the Box Boys! 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Go ahead and talk about it. Talk about what what
do you want me to talk about? Some update about Afroman? Dude?
Do you under did you go look some of it up?
I still it hasn't come across my algo. All you
have to do is go to the search button and
type in afro Man and all the songs come up.
Go to YouTube, type in afro Man and listen to

(00:24):
the songs.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Dude, Sorry, police brutality isn't on my algo.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
No, no he didn't. There was no police brutality. Oh
it was they broke down his door and then they
didn't want to pay for it.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
You've given us the update and people said it was
their favorite segment.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
So I'm in the minority. You are in the minority,
and get the hell out of my country.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Ray.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
A lot of people said after hearing it, they went
and looked up the songs and the songs are bangers.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
So see that's what we should have been able to do,
but we can't play songs. Yeah, so if it's a
song heavy bit, that's why my name's been I'm not
in it. My name is Paul. It's up to y'all.
I didn't think it had the girth you need for
a radio story just because we couldn't play the songs.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Well. It was also funny, like his testimony when he's
on the stand and the prosecution is saying, hey, you
know when you knew that you were hurting this CoP's feelings,
you knew you saw her emotional plea about how upset
she was. Did you think about maybe you should stop
because her feelings were hurt. And he's like, oh, you're right,

(01:25):
You're right, I should stop because they stopped when they
came in with their ar forty sevens or whatever and
they had their guns and my kids are terrified. But
I should stop because oh, this cop is the victim here,
because this cop is the one that busted down my door.
But you're right, I understand maybe I should have thought

(01:47):
about her feelings because they really cared about my feelings
and my kids feelings. But I see what you're saying.
It was awesome, dude. He was so good on the stand,
like he never got mad. He just kind of was
very composed, composed, sarcastic, everything witty.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Witty, opposite of Justin Timberlake. Opposite of justin Timberlake. You
see that video and you're like, man, I never want
to drink again. That's how stupid we look when we drink.
I don't drink and drive, but if I talk that
slurred when I drink, good gosh, I'm never gonna drink
more than two drinks.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
He sounded like an idiot. And you want to know what,
I haven't seen the video. I saw it. I saw
the video, but I never played the video like I
never listened to it, not even not even that did.
He was slurring and stuff. He also just sounded dumb.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
He like didn't know that once you get arrested, like
you stay the night in jail, like you don't get
you just leave?

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Why say?

Speaker 2 (02:42):
He goes, I gotta stay here tonight, and they go, yeah,
you're drunk, you gotta sober up. He goes, I can't
just leave and they go, no, you got any And
the guy goes, well, I mean maybe we can get
you a couple of blankets, because just JT looks back
at the cell and it's not gonna be very warm
to sleep in. But yeah, you stay there when you're
a drunk driver in jail. And then JT goes about

(03:04):
his world tour. He was like trying to be humble
and modest, but also at the same time telling them
he's on a world tour, but also shocked that the
cop didn't know he was justin Timberlake. So he goes.
The guy goes, what do you do for a profession?
And he goes, I'm on a world tour, but like
in a really kind of standoffish, humble way. And then

(03:25):
the cop goes, what do you mean and he goes, Oh,
he didn't want to say he was justin Timberlake, so
he kind of thought the cop knew who he was.
And he goes, I'm I'm justin Timberlake and the cop goes,
what what and he goes, yeah, I'm justin Timberlake. The
cop goes, you're justin Timberlake and he goes, yeah, yeah,

(03:49):
I'm just He was kind of it's a new generation.
Of course, the cop was probably gen Z gen X.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Oh, so you really believe the cop didn't know who
justin Timberlake was?

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah, I don't know if my nephew would know who
justin Timberlake was. That's what he looks like.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Valid point. Valid point. I don't know. Maybe you know
eighteen to twenty five year olds and I think if
you're over twenty five, you know who justin Timberlake.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Is, and he could have been a cop, doesn't have ticktack.
But also then the field sobriety, I mean he bombed everyone.
I mean, dude was hammered driving.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
I've always been told that you, no matter what, you
refuse the field sobriety he did. Oh really he didn't blow,
but he still did the other one. No, no, don't
even do those. You don't do those because those those
are designed to make you fail, is what I remember
someone telling me.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Well, and he even said it in his drunk and
stupid he goes, these tests are really hard.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yes, I mean, let's be real, I don't have the
best balance sober so like I mean, trying to do
walk the line in your fingers while you're whatever, I
probably screw that up.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
That's a great point. They're made to make you look stupid.
But now we found out after the fact he was hammered,
he was drunk, he was hammering. Then he had a lady,
a passenger that was not gonna say and she was
blown away that they were even they go, how are
you can you drive the car home?

Speaker 1 (05:04):
And chokes?

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Oh, I've had one glass of wine. Yes, I can't
like I mean, he was obviously schlitthous and she'd then
she's blown away that that she's being questioned, Guys, if
you're gonna drink, you're allowed to have one drink anymore
that you can't drive, But stop with the shock in awe,

(05:25):
that's why you got pulled over. That's why this is
an issue. I mean because we got it from him. JT.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
I'm on the world what he actually Wasn't that expressive
she say anything about. I read that she was trying
to drop the incinct bomb the passenger that could have been.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
But the brief clip I saw is where she just goes, yes,
I can drive, But she had the attitude of this
is the Hamptons, this is Nantucket here, we just kind
of do what we want. Are you saying that I
can't just drive this car and he's not gonna come
home with me? And they go it was like an
older as almost like he's manager or something. That's how
I took it. Yeah, And she goes, what, he can't

(06:02):
just come.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Home with me?

Speaker 2 (06:04):
And they're like he was drinking and driving. No, he's
going to jail. And she goes well, which one. She'd
been there before. She goes, she goes, is it the
Nagsack one or is it the one on Westport. It's
the one on Westport. Oh okay. The lady'd been there
full of times.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah. There was one time I was in a vehicle
after a night out. This before I lived in Nashville
and we came here for work, and so I went on.
One of our sales people from Austin happened to be
in town for her sister's wedding here in Nashville, and
she was like, you guys want to go out? And

(06:40):
that was the first time I ever went to Tin
Roof on De Mom Broadway or to mom It was
before the one on Broadway was open. And we went
in there and we drank, and we went to other
places and drank, and then she was like, oh, I
want to take you guys to Crystal's the Hamburger spot,
because you've never had crystal before. I don't do the math,

(07:02):
and I'm like, no, I've never been to Crystals. And
so we're driving to Crystals woo and we get pulled over.
Oh snap, And I'm like, Oh, that's no big deal.
We're not We're not hammered. We're good. And they start
talking to her and they're like, ma'am, can you get
out of the car. And I'm like, uh uh oh.

(07:28):
And they take her back there and I'm like, don't
do the test, don't do the test. I'm yelling at yeah,
and I'm looking out the back window and she ain't
doing too good on the test. I got families litigators.
And then they take her to the police car and
they do then they put her on the back of

(07:50):
the police car and I'm like, uh oh, this ain't good.
Party's over and she's got her sister's wedding. She's in
town for the next day or two days from then.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Wow, way to keep it low key for the night
at Tin Roof and she'll just go have a couple
of beers with the bullys.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
She has this random chick in the car that I
don't know. It's her friend. And then I have Carlos
in the car. It's us three and we're just sitting
there going, man, that's weird. It's taking a long time.
Then here comes the cop up to the car. It's like, hey, guys, unfortunately,
we're gonna take your friend downtown tonight. Seems she's had

(08:31):
a little too much to drink to be behind the wheel.
I said, oh, that's not good. And he's like, oh,
would any of you guys like to drive the vehicle? No,
my name's Ben and I ain't in it.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
He's like, I'm like, all of a sudden, everybody left
their IDs at the bar.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
And I'm like, well, I mean i'd be like I
could drive, you know, like I don't think you know.
I'm like I'm good. And he was like okay, He's like,
you want to blow in the machine. I'm like, oh no,
he goes, no, No, that way you know you can
drive or not interesting? And I was like, oh, yeah,
I knew that I was good. Oh you were I's good.

(09:11):
So I let you drive it. Yeah. So I drove
the vehicle back to the hotel. So this chick has
to come back to the hotel. We don't know her.
It's me, Carlos Bones and this chick in a hotel room.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
How did this story never make the light of day?

Speaker 1 (09:28):
And we had to sit there and wait, and the
girls like, she's probably gonna call me from jail. She's
probably And she finally called from jail and we had
to walk her out to the parking garage and find
the car, and then she went and picked her up
from jail, and then she went back to her sister's
wedding and all the wedding festivities, and about six months
later she packed up her stuff in Austin moved back

(09:52):
here because of the expenses that go with the Dui geez,
Texas are pretty expensive. Actually, I think they're expensive everywhere.
It's a lot cheaper to take an uber.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yes, somebody told me there's some states they're cheap, but yes,
Texas very expensive. South Beach had to leave school because
he was gonna get he got a dewey in Illinois.
He had to leave school because of the prices and
because he was gonna get kicked off the team. They
find out about that stuff.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Really.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah, so not only the cost but livelihood.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
So it's sort of like the BYU people. They get
kicked off the team if they.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
So, I'm saying, there's ramifications is what we're learning. Yeah, affairs, drinking,
all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Man. So the girl that was with Timberlake, was she
a hobby?

Speaker 2 (10:41):
I'm saying sixty five maybe, And I probably overshot it
a little bit, But dude, when I'm looking at this
stuff on hybrid of tictac Instagram, Yeah, I'm scrolling so
fat unless it's one of my friends that stuff out.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
I just saw.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Oh he's drunk. Oh here's this lady trying to defend him. Okay,
boom next video. But if it's in my friend, Dude,
I'll watch a whole three minute clip on somebody with
their pictures and their vacation because I have an attachment
to that. Correct the videos I don't. I see the
funny stuff that I'm out. They're not the funny, but
the stuff. And I thought the justin Timberlake thing was
done with. I thought we were done with that like
a year ago. I don't even know when this happened.

(11:14):
I feel like it's two years in the past. So
when I saw the video, I was just like, no
need for me to turn the volume on. But then
I didn't realize it was new video. I thought we
had already seen it. So maybe that was on me
and my thing is Dude, imagine if our show or
Sore Losers was about to launch world tour, boom bro,
I ain't getting drunk for months. I'm gonna be training

(11:35):
for that. He was getting hammed, like a week before
the tour. Don't you gotta have like some kind of
endurance on stage, you're memorizing lyrics, you're working through a
bunch of different tough work days. And Bro was blitzed,
he was sawted. He was absolutely bodied and driving.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah yeah, Mark sam Chez, I mean you gotta think
he had to call a game in two days and
he was absolutely bodied, slitzed.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
But I think they said to his other stuff in
his system.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Allegedly there may have been other stuff in his system,
they will come to trial. I think he's going to
trial like August nineteenth.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
So not only two days before the game nineteenth was
he drinking. He was potentially dipping into some other elements
that exist in today's society. Two days before calling a game.
Can you imagine the Sunday scaries waking up the day
before you have to call a national broadcast. Bro didn't
give a crap. Also, don't you worry about your voice?

(12:30):
Like when I drink heavily, I lose my voice. I
always blame allergies, but.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
It's usually because I've been drinking. But I always say
allergies because it sounds better. Because you're in a loud bar.
The more you drink, the louder you usually get because
you're talking over the noise and the music and you
start yelling and the next day you sound like Laurie
has his Laurie and I'm a sore loser. That's what

(12:55):
you sound like. So I can't imagine how much he's drinking.
And then he was just gonna go call a game
like it was all natural. Maybe they got thanks for that.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
He was out solo though, so maybe he wasn't talking
a lot. Wife sending him, girlfriend, fiance sending him pictures
of the kids, pounding shots, maybe partaking into some other things.
But he's not talking a lot, so he knows he
can get away with it. Some people aren't like you,
where you talk more when you drink, or more emphatically
when you drink, dude. Some people just chill when they drink.

(13:25):
Maybe Sanchez was a chiller.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah, And also we needed to open the crime pod
because guys, if we have learned anything, Frat bros, what
have we learned? We told you with Riley Strain, never
leave your boys behind. When you are in a city
that you don't know that you are visiting. You can't

(13:46):
leave them at the bar. I don't care if you're
ready to go. If the dude is staying, you need
to stay with them. We lost another one man, that
kid from Alabama, Barcelona, Barcelona. They said he walked off
the into the water.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Did Abitha go to Barcelona as well? Because he probably
has been to that rock quarry before where the guy
ended up walking off.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
That might be where Abiza went. But what a thing though.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Apparently Barcelona right next to the water and you can
just leave a bar and in fifty feet you're next
to some thirteen foot waves that are next to a
quarry that looks like a.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Doc Yeah, that's a little crazy man. That's fifty feet.
That's very close at least here the Cumberland's at least
a good hundred feet.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
But it's not enticing there. It's all the beautiful Sia Gibraltar.
It's also you got Mediterranean or something. This swore straight,
so you're just thinking straight of humor. Its so you're
just like, hey, I'm just gonna go for a little
walk here.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
By the water. Oh see the Caspian Sea.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
What if I just walk out onto these rocks a
little bit and then dude, you see some of those
waves are cooking double overhead.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah, I've never seen anything like that.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Well, I mean no, I did in Costa Rican. I
could it could have. I could have met my maker. Dang,
they all went Costa Rica when I was there that summer.
You learned studying abroad. I wasn't there just partying, or
I wasn't there just on a vacation for a whole summer.
I told you I was getting caught. It found that
out the first night. I wasn't with them, and I'm
not a great swimmer. First night they all got drunk

(15:14):
and the bar was right next to the Pacific Ocean. Oh,
they all went skinny dipping, drunk in the water five
eight feet deep. Luckily, nothing ever happened to any of them.
Some of the stories were, Oh, it pulls at you
a little bit. You had to be a good swimmer.
And I'm like, dude, if I would have went out
that night, I would have skinny dipped. I would have
been hanging all out there for everybody to see. I

(15:36):
ain't a great swimmer. I could have died.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Did you ever go skinny dipping Man Lakes?

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Yes, but not in that ocean.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
I went into that ocean during the tropical depression. When
it came through, it was terrifying. It pulled me all
the way to the Rock Quarry government Cut. I almost died.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Then.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
That's when I learned I wasn't a great swimmer.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
I'm always known I'm not a great swimmer man that.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Water, when it gets moving and circulating underneath the water,
you have no power whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
I snapped my board in half. Whoa, Yeah, I lost
my board middle of summer. I paid two hundred for it.
It was basically all the spending money I had. Snapped
it in half. Didn't have a board the rest of
the summer, so I just you know, you got a
little bit of uh, you know, swag when you got
a board underneath your arm.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
The rest of the summer it was just me just
walking with my hands drooping.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Oh yeah, that's not good luck. Man. I'm gonna tell
you man that skinny dipping though it can't Yeah, I
don't know. I've never done the ocean. That would be scary,
you know, like getting pulled out or whatever in the night,
like I did it one time. Ajuh. He lived at
the apartments at UH. I won a three and Balcony's
Woods Drive and after a night out. I don't know
why we ended up over there, but this chick from
the radio station, she was there some other people and

(16:45):
she wanted to go skinny dipping with me, so I did.
Then I had to borrow clothes from AJ. I don't
know why I didn't want to. I needed shorts for
the girls. I said, AJ, can you get this girl
some shorts? So AJ gave her a shortened T shirt
and yeah, that was the only time I went skinny
dipping with her, though. That was a good to night.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
I went skinny dipping up in Michigan at a lake
senior year I want to say, yeah, and it was
me and three chicks. But what I didn't realize is
with the skinny dipping, you want to time it so
you're in there with chicks. So the girls had already
been in their skinny dipping and I kind of got
to the party late and oh, the chicks are all
skinny dipping.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
In the water. I was like, cool, I'm gonna go
skinny dipping. So I go there.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
In Michigan, the lakes are so dirt, like you can't
see through them, so it's not like you can even
see anything. Yeah, so I get in and I take
my shorts off and put them on the dock. Well,
the girls had been they were basically.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Well, wait, you got in with your shorts on.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Yeah see I didn't know the rules, okay, And so
the girls were pruned. They'd been in there skinny dipping
for thirty minutes and apparently some guys had already left.
So I was literally the last person to get in
skinny dipping. So they all just they're in there maybe
a minute, got up and left. But I was like, dude,
this is my first time skinny dip. I'm just gonna
chill out here. And there wasn't cell phones back then.
You can do whatever you want.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
And here comes Carl.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
No, no, it was just me. It was just me
for like ten minutes skinny dipping, and so I go
back in silently.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
That was awesome. We all skinny dipped and everything.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
And my one buddy was like, because I think there
were older kids at this party, and he goes, dude, like,
once everybody left and it.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Was just you and there it almost Yeah, you were
playing pocket for him, man, what do you mean, Hey,
it looks like you were trying to fish for you
were going fishing with your rod man.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
I was like, I didn't hear the laugh, dud, dude,
what do you what do you mean?

Speaker 2 (18:29):
I was out there skinny dipping with everybody, but they
got out, and he goes, yeah, well, when they get out,
you got to too, because it looks weird. It was
just like you holding onto the dock and there was
nobody else out there and you were naked.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Man, it's a little weird. Man, that's pretty weird.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Well, I mean, hey, thank god the word cell phones
back then. Can you imagine that gets posted? It's me
naked in the lake by myself.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yeah, that's I mean. I couldn't swim, so I was
holding onto the dock. Can I say cell phones do
ruin some things? They ruined a lot, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
That's the only reason those chicks skinny dipped because there
was no cell phones. The only reason, ever says they
knew nobody would ever see anything.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
And that's like that girl Melissa, I think she's skinny
dipp wanted skinny dip with me because you know there's
no cell phones. You're just having fun. Now you'd have
to think, ah, man, is that gonna be posted on
the internet. And what was weird is there was other people.
They just sat around the pool while we skinny dipped.
That was the interesting part, Like why were we the
only two in there? Maybe because we were making out
why we were skinny dipping, but that was not here

(19:28):
nor there, So maybe that was the reason. Maybe like, oh,
they're having their moment in the pool and right in
the middle of an apartment pool. Probably up the smartest
place is skinny dip. But no one came outside and
yelled at us. That was a good night. How's it going?

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Looking for stuff in the water. Oh, I'm diving for
my pool rings. Man, I left one in here earlier.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
That's a thing South Beach. The day after every Texas
State pool party. He'd get his shorts on and his
goggles and he'll go look for money smart in the pool.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
It's not a bad idea.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
He had to do it before people started waking up.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Oh my gosh, dude.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
He would go down to the pool every Sunday after
a pool party. He'd be down there looking for money.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
That's what Hey, you want to know when you're heart up.
You want to know when you're heart up for some
money is when you're you're diving in the pool for
money after a college party. Hey, hey, man, I gotta
quit drinking. Why dude, I gotta get up early and
dive in the pool look for that lost money.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
You don't realize people put their money in their pockets.
And then he would get eight dollars, maybe not double digits,
but he'd always come back with a couple of quarters,
five bucks, Oh, a.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Couple of corners. Totally worth it. We'll take a break,
We'll be right back. Go ahead, talk about it. What
am I gonna talk about?

Speaker 2 (20:48):
How it almost got the studio hijack?

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Oh, let me tell you man, Oh my gosh, guys,
I love Mondays like I love Mondays. I love them
like I came in here. I was fired up. I
mean the NC double a turn minute. I was gonna
tell you all about how I watched so many games
this weekend. I was gonna give you a breakdown of
this that, this, that boom, what I did Friday, what
I did Saturday, what I did Sunday. But then I

(21:13):
was worried. We weren't even gonna get to do a
pod because we get a text message says, hey, our
studio is not working. We're gonna need that studio all
day sorry. If this inconvenience is anybody not? Hey, is
this okay? If we do this correct? It was just
we're gonna do this. You guys can kiss our grits.
And it says we will be there at ten fifteen

(21:35):
and we're gonna need the studio all day long.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
It's like, do we get to have a response.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Do we get to have a like negotiation here, Like,
hey man, how about you guys use it for about
forty five minutes in about eleven eleven fifteen. We get
in there for forty five minutes, you know, because sore
losers Nation is craving our weekend. They want to hear
exactly what we did this weekend and then you guys
grab some lunch and then we'll get out and you
guys get back in there.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
There was none of that an analogy for truckers. Yeah,
you get a message, Hey, we know you're at the
Flying Jay with a lizard right now. Well, we need
to borrow your truck for the next five hours to
go do a side load. So you're just gonna chill
at the truck stop without anything to do for five hours.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Yeah, Or it's like the guys on the tractor. Your
neighbor texts you and says, hey, my tractor's broken, dude,
I'm gonna come borrow yours for the next eight hours. Sorry.
If that inconvenience is you? What like, I don't even
get a say in the matter. Cool, fine, man, we'll
figure it out. Scuba, you know, doing his show is like, hey,
don't worry, I should be done. You guys can use

(22:43):
my studio. I'll rush in there and get it done.
So we get done. Hey, Scooba, you done? No, man,
it's still gonna be another hour. I got another hour
of work to do. Great, So we're gonna have to
sit here for an hour. Why we just twiddle our
thumbs because there's not gonna be a studio available, because
they were gonna be. You're at ten fifteen. So we
get all these texts, run a group threat. Lunch is fuming.

(23:04):
I got steam coming out the ears, raise not happy.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
I was chilled. I told Scooby, I go, we'll just
do the podcast tomorrow. But Lunch is stubborn and he'll
want to do it today.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
So we come and hold on, hold on. You discussed
that with Scooby. You didn't even discuss it with me
when I came in there to talk to you about it.
Not once did you say, hey, man, maybe we should
just do it tomorrow. You just made me. You let
me get worked up and say my anger towards you.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Why do you think I added Why do you think
it said lunchbox has been added to the conversation because
I wanted you to fight the battle.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
I wasn't gonna go up to them. Hey guys, I
got your text.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
That doesn't allow us to rebuttal or offer any insight
into how we can rectify this situation. But we're kicked
out of the studio all day and we don't have
a choice in the matter.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Awesome. Yeah, that's a weird that's a weird philosophy, were
strategy were weird things. How we're doing things here, that's
all right. Hey, hey, we're good. We're good. So we
come around in the corner. So we come around the
corner and Ray's like, man, I'm just gonna glance in
the studio and it was granted it was eleven oh five,
and they were gonna be here at ten fifteen because
they need it all day long, and we look in

(24:14):
and what do you see? Ray?

Speaker 2 (24:16):
There was nobody in here? But like, are they just
punking us? Why did they go to the truble of
texting us that apologizing kind of for stealing our land?

Speaker 1 (24:31):
And then they didn't even show up? Is this America?
What is happening? What is happening? They didn't even show up?
Is this them thinking? Man? You know what, how can
we ruffle some flair? How can we make some people
like frustrated this morning? How can we get how can
we push lunchboxes buttons? Because we know Rays chill, He

(24:53):
doesn't really say much. Lunchbox gets all worked up and
tight like a ball. So you know what, we haven't
mess with him in a mo Why don't we just
send this text on a Monday morning and congratulations, guys,
it worked. It got me worked up well.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
The way they do it, it's also passively aggressive because
they don't include you in emails or text They do
not say anything, and then to me they always say
it to me, it's like I'm working with bones. I'm
very very busy when these texts roll in, so I
don't even respond back to them. So they basically just
send the text to themselves.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Yeah, and they and they'd like it that way. They
don't want any discussion. They just want all to be glory,
you know, all glory to our Father. Peace be with you,
and peace be with you. Peace be with you, Peace
be with you. Here's the question, why did they not
show up? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
But then we talked to him kitty and mc kitty goes, oh, yeah,
there was a Friday a couple of weeks ago where
they texted me and said they needed.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
It all day long.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
And then he said they just didn't even show up.
That Like, those are two polar opposite things. From needing
something the entire day and then not needing it at all.
Where's the happy medium of like thirty minutes? Like what
who goes from those polar opposites.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
To needing something all day long to not needing it
at all. You can't make this stuff up. It's like
it's like Robust at the fire station, you know, he
gets a text from the fire chiefs and hey man,
we're gonna need to borrow the fire truck. We're gonna
need to borrow the fire truck or uh, we know

(26:38):
you guys have two engines at that one, so we're
gonna take engine fifty five and we're gonna use it
over at the other firehouse because we need it all
day long. So Roe Blest gets it out there, scrubs
it clean, you know what firefighters do. He smooths it,
waxes it, you know, make sure everything is perfect. And
then the fire chief never shows up, and Robust is thinking,

(27:00):
why did he say he needed engine number fifty five
all day long if he wasn't gonna show up? So weird.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
So now it's a little boy who cried wolflake. Next
time they say they need it all day long, I'm
gonna think it's a joke that they really don't need
it all day long.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Or you could just reply and be like, like you
said that Friday and that Monday, and you guys needed
it all day long, but you didn't show up. Very weird.
Now that I'm mad about it, I'm happy they didn't
show up, because we do.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
We need to then follow up now and say why
are you guys not in the studio or do.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
We just leave this be?

Speaker 2 (27:40):
I think you just leave it bay, because we could
just be like, hey, guys, a crazy question, how you
needed this all day long?

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Why are you not in here, like, like, what part
of ten to fifteen are you gonna Are we talking
about the fifteen or the ten are you talking about
you're gonna come later ten fifteen tonight because I'm not
gonna be here at ten fifteen at night? Oh is
it ten to fifteen pm? Oh? That's where we screwed
it up. We we misunderstood what they were saying. Our
relationship is not good with this side. Why though, why

(28:07):
it used to be so good? It did?

Speaker 2 (28:09):
But I feel like they don't realize that this is
kind of our podcast room, and so since they haven't
been around seeing it now, they think anybody can.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Just float and fly into these rooms.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
But it's Scuba, it's us, it's it be the it's McKitty,
it's McKitty, and it's all of us jockeying for this
one on the side one over there.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Yeah, but a Beza is not around this week. He
is in San Diego. Man. Okay, I don't know if
you knew that they get some time off. Oh no,
he's working live from San Diego. Wow. Yeah. His dude
had a conference out in San Diego and he was like, oh,
free hotel room and I can work from there, I'm
going to San Diego.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
He just wakes up from his bed and does a
live morning show.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Yeah, hey, if to be the live from San Diego.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
See I should have known that because usually about five am,
all here, oh my gosh, and I'll be like, what
the oh, just the bees of screaming for some bit
they did where somebody won a game. Yeah, and they
have their door wide open so you can always hear
their bits.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Yeah, it was pretty interesting. I saw him in the
hallway on the last what day was that Friday? Yeah,
he was going outside to eat his breakfast because he
didn't want to eat it on the patio here because
the furniture is so gross. He was gonna go sit
over there in front of the grocery store out there
on the sidewalk and eat it and then just breathe
in all that exhaust from the cars.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Really, he hits me with every morning. Usually I should
have known he wasn't here he goes. He hits me
with morning sweetheart. Yeah, he always tells you morning sweets.
He does. He try to make his feel uncomfortable, but
it doesn't work.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Morning sweets. Oh, Hey, how you been sweets? And I
told him that what else. I talked to him. Oh,
I talked to him about a convention coming up next year,
and he was like, uh, my name needs to be
a headliner or I'm not in my name's been in,
I'm not in it. I'm like what he goes. I
listened to the pod.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
He hits us with a morning sugar bear.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
What huh? Yeah, we'll take a break. We're right back, dude,
go ahead, What am I gonna talk about?

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Now we already know? Go ahead, your stupid team. No,
I mean, guys are a one man show. You guys
never deserve to make it to the Sweet sixteen. But
let me say this before you get into your tangent bones.
Is in the Sweet sixteen. I'm in the Sweet Sex
Times too. No, you know I have Michigan State and
the Vault.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
No no stop stop stop stop Dandy old stop stop
stop stop stop. A week and a half ago, you
said I am a Vandy fan. I am no longer
a Tennessee fan. I'm a member. Said do you said
I am a Vandy fan over a Tennessee fan.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Don't say that to my wife. She's got me way
too much gears.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
You literally said I am. Now I think I'm a
Vandy fan now, guys, I think Vandy's my team now.
And now all of a sudden, we're bleeding green and
we're bleeding orange, and we're bleeding whatever else you want
to bleed. But you are so full of crap. Shut
your damn mouth.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
So Boomer is huge Michigan State. So Boomer has Michigan
State in. We have the Balls in, and then Bones
has Arkansas in. So it's cool people in the building
have and Kentucky almost actually, so Boss got.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
His and they got blowed out by fifty.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Correct and then Kansas also got knocked out.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
But it is cool.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
A pretty good amount of people made it to the
Sweet sixteen from our building.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
I mean, do you want me to start at the
Kansas game or do you want me to go over
my whole weekend? How frustrating it was.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Your whole weekend. Got better be able to fit it
into fifteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Oh, I can fit in fifteen minutes. I know that
other group is gonna get here and they're gonna need
the studio all day long, so I better hurry and
wrap this.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Up because I also got fire alarms going off in
my house. Oh, Bazer said it's some glitch in the matrix, okay.
And I'm like, well, I have some batteries for that.
You could replace them with, I said, but they're really
small and I don't remember where I put them in
the entire house.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Smart. I like that. That's good. That's good. Hey, way
to help Beaser out. Hey, Baser, I got them, but
I don't know where they are.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Well, the thing she's looking for us about this big.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Oh yeah, I know. Those little circle ones. Those circle
ones are the hardest ones. They're the most annoying damn battery.
You'll never find it until, like you know, and what's
and what's so crazy is there's so many little circle ones.
You go to the store to buy a circle one, there's.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
A twenty thirty five, there's a twenty thirty two, there's
a twenty twenty eight.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
It is. It's infuriating anyway. So Friday, I am gonna
watch games. Yeah, all right, cool, watch some games. And
then it's like, oh, I forgot I got Scuba's kid's
birthday party. So I'm thinking this is a big place
we're going to. They're gonna have TVs, they're gonna have
the games on because it's a party room. They're gonna
have a party room with TVs. The kids will play

(32:38):
on the balancy stuff, and I will watch the game.
So I show up, man, We drive across down and
luckily they got it playing on the radio. All right, good,
we're listening on the right, listening all weekend on the radio.
Listen on the radio. Cool We pull up, walk into
the place. Excuse me, ma'am, what party room are we in? Oh?
You're in party room four? Okay? And does the TV

(33:00):
get the game? The games in there?

Speaker 2 (33:03):
She goes, huh, it's on Blues Clues.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
I said, do the TV's in there? Do they play
the March Madness? And she goes, oh, I'm sorry, sir,
we don't have TVs here.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
We're playing kid Madness?

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Like what, Yeah, we don't have TVs anywhere in the
in the in the venue.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
The ones that do play Chase on the case.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Okay, cool man, We're so I can't watch it? No, no, sorry, okay?

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Cool Is uh the TV is that playing Frozen? Is
that true TV? Is it gonna flip over the game
or no, that's just a recording. We don't have cable
in here.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Yeah. So I'm like, all right, great, we don't have TVs.
That's okay, I can go two hours. I don't need
to know what's going on.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Forgive me this name after the pod, so I can
never go there.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
I lasted about thirty minutes and I had to plow
the phone, check the scores, pull on my phone, check
the scores. And then there was another dad that had
his phone out and he was watching one of the
games on the phone. But I didn't know him, so
I felt weird trying to slide over next to him
on the bench that we're sitting on. I'm like trying
to scoot over, and he's just kinda like, I don't

(34:06):
know if you should be sitting that close to me.
So I gave up on that bumb a screen share
and so the party ends at eight o'clock.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Hey man, can I bum your pass code for YouTube TV?
And that's like the new bum of Smoke?

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Yes? Hey, can I bum a pass code? Hey man?
Can I bum your screen?

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Man?

Speaker 1 (34:24):
You mind? If I lean over? I can I bum
half of that square? Man?

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Can I bum that rectangle?

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Man?

Speaker 1 (34:32):
So I'm sorry? Kansas doesn't play untill eight forty five?

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Okay, there wasn't a game before eleven pm all weekend.
I mean they get ready for Thursday and Friday. Every
game is after ten thirty.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
I mean it is so late.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
The balls played eleven pm.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
That's ridiculous. Stop stop. I mean all these games ending
at eleven thirty. But the early games ended up a
lot of being blowout, so I was okay with it.
I wasn't missing anything. Kansas plays at eight forty five, Yes,
and so I text the wife. She goes, hey, we're
still over with the neighbors. You know what I mean,
they grilled out. Everybody's still having a great time if
you want to come by here, kangie kids are all

(35:06):
running around, you know, we're I was like, anybody making
moves to leave, and she's like, no, no, it's just
like a great atmosphere. Kids are not breaking down, they're
having a blast. I'm like, all right, I'm in that's.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Your wife's definition of a great atmosphere.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Well, everybody's sitting on the back patio, the adults just
having beverages while the kids running around being crazy.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
I mean unless there's a pool and some bikinis, wouldn't
define it as a great atmosphere.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
A it's a great atmosphere when the kids aren't fighting
and they're not melting down because there's no screaming and yelling. Okay,
we have different baselines. Yeah, and we're at the age
where the kids are doing a great job where they
play and they don't fight. It's fantastic. And that's foreshadowing
for Saturday night. So I drive over there and I'm

(35:47):
walk in.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Were you good to drive?

Speaker 1 (35:50):
I've just left to kids birthday party? Man, not a
real party, got it? And I roll in and she's like, oh,
you want a hamburger. I'm like, yeah, it's like a hamburger? Cool? Cool?
Can I'm driving? I'm like, al right, what's eight forty eight?
Kansas tips off at nine oh seven? It got pushed
back because the game before him was a little late.
I guess what. Oh, you guys don't have the TV
on here? Oh no, no, we're sitting outside. Okay, so

(36:17):
none of these people care about March madness.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
And also patio TVs. Guys, come on, you get a
cheap one for two hundred dollars, all.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Right, cool man, I'll just I'll sit out here, man,
I'll sit out here, all right. And then another one
family leaves, another family leaves. Now it's nine three, all right,
and there's two families plus the host, and we're just
sitting there and my wife just chatting away. And then
about nine to ten they start playing butt cheek songs

(36:46):
on Alexa. If you don't know it, look it up.
Butt cheek songs. I got butt cheeks when I my
poop is coming out my butt cheeks. I mean, look
it up. It's a fantastic song. Kids love it.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
You're aware on a long days.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
And so we finally at nine to twenty five leave
the house.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
You gotta get out of there if there's no TV.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
There's no TV. I'm like, god, what what kind of
neighbors do I live around?

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Cool?

Speaker 1 (37:14):
We leave, get.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Home, Probably are freaking neighbors. They got a TV on
the island right there, and then the big TV up
in the middle of that.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
He goes.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
The neighbor guy goes, yeah, so if you want to
watch the separate game, just let me know. I got
the island TV remote right here.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
That's really nice. I'm glad you got a great neighbor man.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
I'm like, perfect, So we don't even have to listen
to the women love you.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Yeah, So that's really cool. So then went home and
I didn't even really watch the Kansas game because they
were up by twenty six. I was watching another game
that was a lot closer. I don't even remember which
one it was.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
There was only thirty two other ones.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
So man and and then smash cut Kansas almost loses.
They I turn it over and they're just blowing the lead.
Watch that Saturday morning. I wake up and we we
have a baseball game at twelve thirty, three thirty and
four thirty shoes. So there's gonna be no basketball watching.
It's gonna be sports, sports and more sports. And then
the kids, their elementary school, fourth and fifth graders, they

(38:04):
have a soccer team. Like dad, Dad, can we go
watch him play their game? So nine am, guess what
we're doing, go into the soccer fields to watch them
play their soccer game. And Nashville, I see had a
game and we didn't go. I had to give the
tickets away because we had too much going on. We
had games and birthday parties. Surge had like six goals. Yes,
he is on fire. And here's the funny part. We

(38:25):
had him a couple of seasons ago and I was like,
this dude's a bum. We signed him for a couple
of million or whatever we paying. I was like, this,
dude's a bum. Get him out of here, you can't score.
Turns out our old coach was a bum and wasn't
using him properly. So I apologize to Sam Surge. And
I did see him walking down the sidewalk one time
by Green Hills Mall and I yelled out the window,
sorage he didn't acknowledge me.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Way to also blow up his spot, and now people
know where he lives.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Yeah, no, he was just walking. I don't know if
he lives there. He was walking to the mall.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Do you ever just walk by random places in the
mall where you don't live.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Next to No Ray, You're right, I walk. That's my bad. Anyway,
you gotta take a break. Yeah, all right, we'll take
a break. We'll bright pack. So we go to the
soccer game. Great, cool, that was great. Then we go
twelve thirty baseball. That was t ball Baby Box three's
first game ever. And let me say his first time

(39:21):
in the field. My wife's like, I'm not gonna film it.
I'm not gonna film The field is gonna be a disaster.
He's playing right behind the like a little bit behind
the pitchers mound, you could almost call it second base.
And ball goes to the left of the pitchers mound.
He dives over, knocks it down, picks it up, throws it.
The first gets it out. First play of t ball.

(39:44):
What the Pete crow Armstrong? Next batter ground ball right
to him, grabs it, throws it. The first gets out
two outs.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Who is this kid, Elie Dela Cruz.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Dude, it was amazing, It was amazing. Well position he
was playing second.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Give me a popular second basement, Bryce Terring, oh okay,
new or new or newer?

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Yeah, newer? Oh okay.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Second was a Yankees like glay Bar tourists.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
A popular Ryan Sandberg.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
A newer like who's a newer popular? Like? I know
Boone used to be the most.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Well known popular second basement like the Cardinals Wong. I
don't think. I don't think Calton Lung's there anymore. Man,
we need to touch up before opening day. Donovan who
plays second is?

Speaker 2 (40:34):
It's probably him?

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Not Bashet?

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Who's like the Dodger second basement? Nobody really nobody like
Padalas or no. Dustin Bidroya used to be a second basement.
That's a newer kind of Craig Biggio. What do you
associate Craig Bigio as catcher, centerfield, second base, second base?
He's a popular second base.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
I'm just saying it's not a very popular position. I'm
curious who nowadays popular second basement is. It's got to
be either a Yankee or a Dodger.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
And we don't do Google.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
I know, it's just as simple to look at you.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
It is as simple. I mean, Bryce terrang who who
is a popular second basement? Dang?

Speaker 2 (41:17):
I like, do they have Mookie over at second? Or
is he at short?

Speaker 1 (41:20):
It was short? Yeah, dang man, third Turner Lindor is shortstop?
Like nobody like seconds? Your worst player him and as
he played it for the Blue Jays, I think this
shit now for he's second, he's got to be second.

(41:41):
I think he's playing third this year. Okay, okay, go man,
you have Kent was the second basement?

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Yes, okay, guys, stop screaming at your radios. We don't
use Gemini.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
No, we don't use Gemini. Then we get home and
we have like an hour and a half break, We
eat lunch, and then boom three thirty. Baby Box one's game, Yeah,
we got another game, got another game. Dodgers take the field,
their opponent doesn't show up Opening day and they forfeit.
How long was that drive? Three minutes?

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Okay, because if we're wrapping up thirty to forty five minutes,
that's brutal now.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
But so they did an interleague or an inner squad
scrimmage where they played each other. Great get some abs
had to leave that. I had to leave that game
early because I'm the assistant coach for baby Box two.
He played at four thirty, so we went over there
and he did great. Man. He smacked that ball around,
made a couple of plays with the ground ball to first,

(42:38):
and he stepped on the bag, got the out. It
was it all around, great day. See.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
I just don't think you guys timed it out with
your kids properly. My parents had twins, so we were
always on the same team, and even my sister, I
think at times was on our same team. So because
she was a year and a year and a half back,
you guys having game times the entire day. And then
I hear the utter guy talk about that you guys
did yourselves dirty.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Well, we could have done baby Box two and Baby
Box one on the same team, and we did that
last year. But I felt guilty, and I felt like
he needs to form his own path and like he
needs to feel like it's his team and not his
brother's team, because he always is gonna think it's other
older brothers team. So I wanted him to be with
his friends, and so that's why we did it that way.

(43:24):
Maybe it's a mistake. I don't know. It's gonna make
for some busy days. So then right after the game,
baby Box two has a birthday party at the gymnastics
place to go to. At this point, you got a punt.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
You're not doing that, and that's where you need to
get some march madness in your veins.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
That's what I'm saying. So I told my wife, I said, hey,
you're gonna take him to the birthday party. I'm gonna
take the other two. And he goes, oh, yeah, I
remember that. Josh and Mary are are are grilling out,
so you're gonna go over there. How's their WiFi for long?
That's great. Josh has the projector screen that he puts
up in the backyard for football games and stuff. That'd
be great, we'll go over. There'd be no problem. So
we park at the house over to their house, which

(44:01):
is like six houses down. We walk in the back gate.
There's kids running everywhere and there it there's no big screen.
What are these people thinking? They're all sitting around in
a circle in chairs, having hamburgers and hot dogs and
drinking beers talking about life.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Is basketball not popular anymore? As far as I'm concerned,
It's still called March madness.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Yeah, so they have nothing. They don't have a TV
out there, they don't have the big screen. So I'm
just like, this is so annoying. This is so damn annoying.
So we just sit there and talk. Man. I check
my phone here once a while, and one guy goes,
what are you looking at? I was like, March Basketball scores.
Texas is playing in Zaga. It's really close game. He goes, Oh,

(44:46):
you're really dialed in, aren't you. Yes, those all of America. Thanks.
I'm like, why would I not be dialed in? Man? Like,
this is the biggest sporting event of the year.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
What'd you fill at a women's bracket?

Speaker 1 (44:56):
And then the one guy, the host, goes, oh, man,
you know we should do we should do a neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Yeah, we missed it by two days.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
And the guy that said you really dialed in goes, hey,
that's a great idea. Maybe talk about it before the
tournament starts.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
A dude, these neighbors, I'd put my house for sale tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Yeah. So then I'm just like, all right, cool. Then
my wife shows up. Then the kids got to start fighting.
One kid they're playing and grab the wagon, stealing pieces
of the wagon and running and hiding them. And one
kid hit our kid in the neck, then hit our
other kid in the eye, so he got put in
time out. Finally the party wraps up about nine o'clock.
I can go home and watch basketball. I just throw

(45:35):
the kids in their bed, don't care if you shower,
but you're good. The games will go till one am. Well,
those were the good games. That's when I got to
watch Vandy. That's when I got to watch Vandy and Nebraska.
I mean, that was a fantastic game. And then Arkansas
and High Point. I got home for that one, too
fantastic game.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Arkansas got Arizona.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Now, so Arkansas looks better than the Arizona right now.
But that's okay. I'm not nervous. I'm not scared.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
I'm just saying I want as many people in the
offices teams to continue on.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
With Boomer me.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Yeah, bones, I'm sorry you guys weren't able to continue on.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
We're getting there. And then Sunday, man, wake up, you know,
hang out around the house, and then Baby Box two's
got practice at eleven, eleven to twelve, we go to practice.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
I can't with all the kids practice time, come home.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Watch a little bit of basketball, and then oh, baby
Box three has practice from four to five. Guess what
time Kansas plays. It would be so much easy team
to be a bad parent. They playing four fifteen, and
I'm thinking, man, do I have a cough coming on?

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (46:38):
No, you're the head coach of the t ball team.
You can't skip practice. Okay, Cool, we'll go to the
game and we won't worry about the Kansas game at all.
Don't worry. It's not a big deal. I'm not worried
about it. I am kind of worried about it. Kind
of annoying. All right, Cool? Do these kids really need
to practice t ball? Kind of sucks? It doesn't really.
They don't really learn anything in t ball Okay, let's
just go to practice.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
They're down ten all game though, so you're good, you
didn't need to watch it.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Yeah. So I go to and we do practice, and
you know, I guess, I don't know if the Kansas
game there's more timeouts or whatever. We get done with
practice at like four point fifty. We jump in the car.
We get home and there's like six minutes left in
the first half, and I get to watch it and
I was like, we don't know how to play basketball.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
Now, good Peterson was your only player. Nobody else could
even was even a threat on the offensive end.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
We couldn't throw, We couldn't even inbound the damn ball. Like,
I don't understand how hard it is to bounce the
ball into someone or throw it into them. We were
just throwing it and no one was even getting a
hand on it. That's how bad the passes were. And
I'm frustrated. As held halftime. I posted on the Facebook page,
there is something wrong with Kansas basketball. I don't know
how to fix it. But the season is almost over.

(47:41):
When we have thirty minutes left, twenty minutes left. Great,
Then the second half more of the same. We look
like absolute dog crap, but you brought it closer. And
Baby Box one was at a birthday party at this point,
so I'm just with two and three, and at one
point we make a little run, we get to it
within four and then we give up a three parter
on them, like my lord, and baby Box two goes, Dad,

(48:04):
why are you so mad? And that's when I realized
I was a little too emotionally invested in the game.
And then Babybox one got home with like three minutes
to go, when all of a sudden, finally, after thirty
seven minutes of basketball, Kansas decides to play with some energy,
attack the offensive, glass hustle, and all of a sudden,

(48:25):
here we come and we tie it up. The freshman
to the line sinks both free throws. Peterson, yes, Darryl Peterson,
and then there's eleven seconds led and we just keep fouling.
I don't know why we fouled so quick. We leave
three point nine on the clock, and we let him
drive right to the hoop, like I don't understand, Like

(48:45):
our guy, our defense, our guy that we brought in
for defense, didn't even ever never got in front of
the guy. Let him go straight down the hoop. And
then our big guy Badunga, he is in the lane,
so just stay there, and instead he follows their big
man out to the three point line. Let them shoot

(49:06):
a three. Who cares stay in the lane and he
lays it up off the glass. I will say game over, Kansas.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
I went to bed and they were down ten, and
I said, awesome, I'm gonna be able to sleep well.
Woke up not happy because it's a Monday, not happy
Sunday scaries and nervous to look at the score. But
when I saw Kansas lost by two, I all of
a sudden had pep in my step because it's just

(49:38):
that feeling of valls continue on, Michigan State continues on.
That's just a pedigree. Me and my family winners. Sweet
sixteen boy, it's sweet. And I said, Kansas being left behind,
Kentucky other bosses team being left behind. I tell you what,
it didn't feel like a Monday. When I got into
the car Man and it was only two points there,

(49:59):
I was like, is the reason my heart knew that
it was getting closer? Because I woke up with some tension.
It's a great feeling. You Pitts and Abby all went down.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
And the kids are hilarious because they're talking about my
they're talking about the cheerleaders talking about us. Are like, Dad,
and if we lose, we cheered for nothing. I'm like, yeah,
that's kind of how it works, man, that's sports. Man like,
yeah you can, yeah, Dad, I mean but Dad, I
mean like, and then we just spent our whole time

(50:30):
to watch them lose. That's that's kind of a waste
of time. All right, Yeah, I agree, man, Get ready
for the Spurs and the playoffs. Stop you stop that
right now.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
They're one of the favorites.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
You stop it right now. And I mean ready for
heartbreak again. Here here's the deal. And someone texted me
and said, hey, I bet the comeback made it even worse,
and I said, absolutely not. The comeback at least made
me believe they had fight in them. The first thirty
five minutes that game, I felt like they had no fight.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
They were getting bodied. It was just three pointers by Peterson.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
They had no grit, they hadn't no nothing, they didn't
have any anything. And then that last five minutes we
played with heart and like tnasy, like we actually fought
for something. And this team, I said it like Week three,
Week two, that we weren't very good. I watched him play.
I think it was duke In the beginning of the year.
I was like, God, we suck, we really suck. And

(51:24):
we beat Arizona, we beat Houston, we beat Iowa State.
I don't know how, but I don't think this was
a very talented team. And we battled and we we
we got to where we got. We were not gonna
win a national title. So it wasn't like it was
the end of my world, but it was frustrating the
way we lost. But we did lose and we're out.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
You guys made it as far as Saint Louis. Congratulations.
And also, I'm just tired of seeing Bill self on
the sideline. He looks like a nutless monkey.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Stop don't you say that about Bill self? And then
then it comes out like he's like, man, I don't
know if I'm gonna be able to go on because
of my health. You know, I'm gonna go back and
talk to Doc. I'm like, no, no, no, Bill, you are
not going anywhere. Stop stop that right now.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Adidas scandal took a lot from him.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
We are not losing Bill self, and Billy hits me up.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Texas to the championship. Like Billy, Purdue is made of
like seven straight up men. They are gonna body Texas
from start to finish.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
You know what something Texas does though.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
They play hard, I should really so hard.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
They play with some intensity the entire game. It's impressive.
They hustle. They don't. It's not esthetic, it's not pleasing,
it's not fun to watch. I wouldn't say that beautiful basketball,
but they play hard and that's what you gotta do.
And we're out. So yeah, I was depressed. But you
know what, here's the funny part here, here's like how ironic,

(52:48):
how weird it is. So I'm in a square thing,
one hundred dollars a square I finally hit a square job.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
Man, it was the Kansas game. When you want Kansas
game when I lost. Ah, that's poetic right there, man.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Yeah, right, poetic justice so annoying.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Well me, Bones, Boomer and Baser continue on. We are
sorry to see you, Abby and Pitts be left behind.
I'm heading no sweet sixteen Bones, you got room in
the tesla?

Speaker 1 (53:19):
No, I just leave me here. I don't need to
get in. You got the car seat in there?

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Now?

Speaker 1 (53:23):
All right, man, I'll see an indy. Hey he in laws?
How about chomp chomp? Oh no, they went home to
cal Roon. Sorry about your boys, man Jesse, Sorry about that,
man Bones. You want me to ask if Lunch wants
to come? No, he didn't win. He's his road's over.
Yeah we have too soon. Yeah, four years in a row.
We have made the sweet sixteen man. Four years in

(53:46):
a row? Man, How sweet it is? Oh, shut up,
it's not sweet at all. It's stupid, stupid. But you
won't know what in my and my family. If I
had three teams in Bandy.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Valls in Michigan State, eight freaking throw in Belmont to
shut up, Lipscomb.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Tennessee State. Oh, they were in it. They were in it.
You had a lot of teams in it. Man.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Those Michigan games were terrible. On Saturday, it was Michigan
and Saint Louis. It was never closed. Michigan State was
always up fifteen on Lowville.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
They dominated. I mean, there was some blowout and it
was the whole day.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
They had two games on up until like four pm,
like and they're doing it again Thursday and Friday. The
scheduling have the game started at eight am for US
third Shifters. I don't see half of these games.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
Yeah, I gotta go home. Man dry my tears, Kansas
basketball Man, Rock Chalk, Rock Chok,