May 1, 2026 • 48 mins
In this episode Ray and Lunchbox have to come clean about lying to all the members of Sore Losers Nation and explain why their word should still be trusted. Ray explains why he would pass on the golf outing with all the record labels and big bosses and his plans for Charleston this weekend. Rain is in the forecast so Lunchbox is worried he is going to end up playing a golf simulator with boys instead of hitting the real course.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I hit play.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Oh good, good, that's the way to hit it.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
The podcast I listened to they always say welcome in,
welcome in. I feel like we need to be more welcoming,
and then when there's an outro, we need to see audios.
We need an intro come in to our house, and
an outro goodbye, don't let the door hit you.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
No, you need an intro, a body, and a conclusion.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
That's fine, but I'm just saying we need to be
bigger on those two because you want people to feel
warm at the beginning, and then you want to leave
them wanting more. You want the truckers to get in
their cab and have fomo, and the only way to
do that is by saying bye.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah. What about the people in HR.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I mean there's probably one HR at five hundred companies
like HR. At the lumber mill. I don't even think
it was a face. It was just like a computer. Yeah,
I don't know. It was definitely not HR. So I'm
saying when you reference HR, you referencing two hundred people truckers.
I mean, they're what fuels America. I pass them every
(01:09):
damn morning, trust me, No, I block in three lanes.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I understand truckers are the heartbeat of America, but the lawyers,
the HR so HR. I wonder if there is just
tattle tailing every single day. Like let's say you work
in an office with seventy five or more people. That's
kind of a big company, right, I would say, does
HR get complaints every single day?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Has to? And I was trying to think, man, like
at Texas State, did I get complaints? I know it
Grande Communications, bro. There was definitely some complaints because I
think HR stepped in when they said people were writing
in saying that I was rude on the phone. I
believe that's who I talked to. Whereas Texas State, I
don't know. It was maybe a different building and we're
(01:59):
just FACIY and we're a college kid, so I don't
really know if we would have dealt with HR there.
But like say McDonald's, there's not an HR person at
the McDonald's right now, but it's in incorporate, so you'd
have to probably deal with them through emails. Now. Did
I answer your question?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Man, Yeah, kind of you did. But I mean, like
the girl that this JP Morgan exec, I think she
got sent to HR. I don't know if you've been
seeing this, but some guy went to hr and said, whoa,
this girl is harassing me. During the second encounter, she
allegedly ordered her him to suck her toes, pushed him
(02:39):
to the ground, and sat on his face, berating him
when he was unable to sustain and arousal. I'm very uncomfortable.
Please stop, Please stop, I'm begging you, he said, but
she allegedly laughed before making a racist remark that at
least his genitals didn't taste like curry, according to the complaint.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Hopefully you had your breakfast. Uh.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Then allegedly she removed her shirt, began fondling her breasts
and said, I bet your little wife doesn't have a
canons like these.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
When you said toes and stuff, that almost makes you
not want to hook up.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, I don't know about the toes thing. I'm not
really I don't really get that.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
And can we not call the jenny's genitals it's not
very attractive, SRD Johnny John Doe claims.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Then she forcibly removed his pants and performed oral on
him against his will. He continued to protest and began
to cry. She then said, stop your blanking crying you
think anyone would ever believe me. You're a douchebag who
thinks you're hot ass. But you can't even get hard
for me.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
What is wrong with you? Well, I mean that's the
country we built. Hey man, hey, lady, exec going hard.
Help me with this word. If I was the host
of the show, I could come up with it. I'd
have producers. But what is it where in this country
we say we're not a bureaucracy. Maybe we are, but
it's uh, you can go as far as you want.
(04:08):
You're the leader, you determine how much money you make.
It's a coach. Come on, help me, man, hold on,
I'm trying to think. I know the truckers are weighing in.
You can go as far as It's a democracy. It's
one of those words you guys will know at your house.
Is a freedom they're you close?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
No Ah, freedom of will? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
That's a democracy, democratic republican free will?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Free will?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
No, it's like.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Ruling.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
What is it where they tell you what to do?
In other countries? That's a aritocracy to bureaucratic democracy. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. Big words,
should we just start the show?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
You're not political, man, But the answer your question, Baser
sees some of the HR stuff. It's all via emails
and stuff. So if you did have a complaint, you're
never really complaining in person. Most likely you put it
on paper. It's just an email. Hey John touched me,
don't know if that's an issue, let me know. Or Hey,
Sarah showed me her breast when she bent over, don't
(05:22):
know if that's an issue. Or hey, I was getting
a banana out of the fridge and coworker A made
a reference that was sexual about would you like to
see my banana? Just wanted to report that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
He also reported that she offered him send him a message, hey,
birthday BJ for you and when it was his birthday,
and he didn't like that. But my question is, how
does this like all this information? If this is an
HR complaint, maybe it's a lawsuit. It could be a lawsuit.
I was gonna say, how does that get out? Yeah,
but that's pretty crazy, So we haven't don't google guys.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
So that's why we weren't able to figure out what
kind of a country we are. We're a republic, freedom based,
freedom of choice, freedom of choice. But it's a bureaucracy.
It's a democratic Yeah, we're in a democracy. Yeah, democracy, Yeah,
because you vote. Yeah, but I'm talking about how you
can make capitalism capitalistic. That's what it is. That's what
(06:23):
it is. It sounds so stupid capitalistic.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Dude. This may be our worst pod, just because you're
going to Charleston. I'm going to Austin, and it's just like,
do we have anything to say?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah, because I now I want to Next after the break,
we're gonna introduce the show. I have to rip on
golfing with labels and artists. I just have to.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Yeah, let's start the show. We're gonna do it live.
This is capitalism. Oh the one too, So loser.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Up everybody. I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I give you the sports facts, my sports opinions
because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
And as far as I'm concerned, these are the best podcasts.
The ones that lose me is when we start talking
about times of going to kids practices, because it makes
me dread parenthood. I need the highlights, not the low lights.
What's up, y'all, It's Sison. I'm from the North. I'm
in Alpha Male. I live on the north side of
Nashville with Baser. Some people call me Big Cat. I
(07:30):
am Sison, I am Ray Mundo. Here in the Bobby
Bone Show headquarters now also the Sore Losers podcast headquarters
and bored to a lot of people walk by trying
to see what we got going on in here. But anyways,
I got two acres in the country with Baser. Mother
in law be staying in town all weekend looking after
the cat Piper. She needs to be looked after. Even
though she's a cat, we treat her like she's an infant.
(07:52):
Also got twenty three kids at Vanderbilt defrosting. Justin is defrosting. Boy,
is he wet? He went to miss going to sober up,
and he did the opposite over to you, man.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Well, I mean you want to talk about the golf outing.
I mean there is a golf outing every year at
iHeart Country, and I had never been invited till about
two years ago. So I don't know how long this
iHeart Country Festival in Austin's been going on, but it's
been going on quite a while, and all of a
sudden I got the invite to go play golf and listen, guys,
(08:25):
I love golf, love to play golf, love to get
out there and swing the sticks, hit the balls. And
as one of the recent NFL draft picks said, I
like to donate some of my balls to the local
watering holes on the golf course. That's what he said.
They said, what do you do in your spare time?
He said, Oh, I like to donate my balls to
the ponds on the golf course.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Funny joke.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Funny joke. And I thought I'd steal it because I
thought it was a good line. And that's where we're at.
And so this year I always say no. I always
say no to the invite, and I always sneak off
and I go play with Greg, Garrett Jacob and enjoy
my time in Austin with my boys. And this year,
once again, I told the person setting it up. I
(09:06):
was like, Hey, don't even have to put me on
the list for golf. Don't worry about it. She goes, oh,
I would, I don't worry. I wasn't gonna put you on.
I know you don't want to go, and they don't
know why I don't want to go. She doesn't realize
that I play golf, but I just do it because
I want to go with my friends. And that's when
one of the bosses hit me up. He's like, hey man.
I was like, what's going on. He goes, look, you know,
(09:28):
you're one hundred percent welcome to the golf outing like
I don't want you to feel like you're not invited. Like, dude,
you are absolutely invited. Sympathy invite alert. I said, oh,
thank you, dude, I really really do appreciate it. Goes,
we'd love to have you, like it's just a great time.
We're going to play at this course and you're really
gonna enjoy it. And I was like, yeah, I understand that.
(09:50):
I said, I'm good, and he goes, no, no, I
know you love to play golf, man, Like you can
come like we got you down on the sheet. You know,
there's plenty of room. And I said, all right, Like
I'm just gonna be real with you. I said, as
fun as that sounds, showing you guys how to play golf,
teaching you guys a thing or two, I'm going back
home where I grew up and I have a chance
(10:12):
to while you guys are playing golf, sneak off with
three of my boys into the woods. I mean, to
the to the golf course and pull out our putters.
You want to go camping, hey, pull out our drivers.
So yeah, I think I'm gonna go with my friends.
It's just a chance for me to hang out with
(10:32):
them and catch up. And I only could do that
once a year. So I appreciate the golf invite, but
in real honesty, I just turned down your golf invite
so I can play golf with my friends.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Thank you, No, thank you, thank you, And.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
He said, understand.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
One hundred percent. The take I have on this is
I don't believe I've ever been invited. If no, you have,
if one of them, I'm not able to think of
it the moment. I'm sorry that it slips my memory.
It probably was so memorable, but I see the instagrams.
Let's say it's Caine Brown, Let's say it's George Burge. Correct.
Trying to think of some other guys at golf that
(11:08):
I've watched their videos, and you'll hear Cane Brown hit
and they'll be five, hangarns, amazing shot. Oh my gosh, Kane,
that might be the best shot you've hit. Great shot.
Oh bye, George. You're gonna love that one. Hey, good
shot man, really good shot, Hey, good shot Kane love
(11:29):
it all. These hang rons just I mean on their
knees the entire eighteen holes. My name is Ben and
I and in it my name is Paul. It's up
to y'all. I don't support that. We're not just gonna
suck up to a country artist for eighteen holes. Let's
play some golf, win some scratch, put down a couple Ultras,
maybe a couple Benzos, couple fireballs, But coach agree with
(11:52):
me on this one or disagree? No, one agree.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
That's another reason I don't really want to go do it.
Because here here's the thing. I'm likely gonna get paired
up with a record label person. And I mean no
offense to record label people, but they I don't really
know them. I don't really care to talk to them.
A lot of them wear knee pads, and what they
are is they braces glorified. Oh my artist is great.
(12:18):
You should hear the song, and they got coming out.
I don't want to talk shop at the golf course.
You guys don't really talk to me when we're in Nashville.
You don't invite me to play golf when we're in Nashville.
So why all of a sudden when we travel one
thousand miles down to the lone star state, the capital
city of Austin, Texas, Am I all of a sudden
gonna be like, hey man, let's go play golf together. Well,
(12:41):
what happened to last Wednesday? You could invited me last Wednesday,
or the Wednesday before that, or the Tuesday before that
or the Thursday before that, and my phone has never ring.
So why all of a sudden when we're a thousand
miles from nowhere?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
That's a good song?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Are we gonna play golf together? Just as very awkward,
very weird. So my name is Saul, and I'll see y'all.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
My name is John. Go hit them long. The thing
I wanted to say about that is that Caine Brown,
Jordan Davis, George Burr. There's some other long hitters. My
name is Brock you and kick Rocks. There you go.
That's not good. The the golfing I was trying to
think exactly, golfing greens, fair Way.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
My name is Graham. I got a different plan, and.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
It's like, that's what I wanted to say. It wasn't
about the golf, it was about the drinking at golf.
So that event you drink at, there's some pre stuff
you drink at. I mean, if you're a label is
does every event involve drinking?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I think that is a heavy The industry is very
heavy into the drinking. It's a wet industry. It's a
very social industry. So there's a lot of happy hours.
There's a lot of golf course, there's a lot of
meet and greens, there's a lot out of Number one parties,
there's there's all it's a party. Everything is a party.
There's a oh we got a tailgate before the concert.
(14:08):
Everything is social and you're hanging out. And when you're
social and hanging out, what do you usually do? Got
a drink in my hand? Well, cause I get the email.
Hey there's a Number one party drinks included. Correct, Hey
come to this artist. It's at eleven am album release party,
drinks provided. So it's just well, me wondering. Man, that's
(14:30):
a lot of drinking. It's a lot of socializing, man.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
So yeah, I turned down the golf to go play
with Garrett, Greg and Jacob whether or not looking good.
So when you're listening to this right now. I'm supposed
to be on the golf course and odds are that
it's going to be raining and I won't be playing golf.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I just want one person at that label tournament with
the company just to be like, hey, George Burge, you
can suck dude, Like does nobody say that or everybody's like, oh,
that was the best shot I've ever seen in my life.
I mean, it really wasn't He's on the PGA Tour,
we can knock all of us.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Ah, I'm gonna probably say George Burge probably hit some
pretty incredible shots. The dude played golf with Scottie Scheffler
at the University of Texas. So I'm gonna say. I'm
gonna say that. There's a lot of people that you know,
they say, oh, they're pretty good at golf. I'm gonna
have to go with George Burger is probably pretty damn
good at golf because he actually played at a high,
(15:32):
high level.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
But I'm saying some of these people the way they
suck up to these artists like they walk on water. Correct.
I'm sorry, I'm not gonna clean my lips. I'm not
gonna dust off my knees. I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Well, you can leave your knees dirty, because you're gonna
get back down there real quick. Oh great shot, Oh
what a putt? Oh great read? Oh tough break.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I ain't gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
No, I'm not gonna do it. That's why I'm not going.
But I wouldn't be playing with an artist anyway. I'd
be playing with the third string record label person. And
it's it's amazing to me. This is what blows my mind.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Ah. Hold there you're playing with the guy that makes
no decisions at the label. Hey man, you're with the label.
I'm lunchbox Hollywood. They call me those prizes, right, what
do you what do you do? Oh? I change out
the paper trays. I mean, you would be playing with
the lowest level employee. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
And so I'd rather play with Garrett, Greg and Jacob
just more My fun is style. I enjoy their company.
It's gonna be amazing, but.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
I make sure there's ink in the pins before the
artists write a song. Oh hell of a job. Never
really think of the stuff that goes on at a label.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Another thing I always wonder is how do labels make money?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Because they get a percentage.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
No, no, because they have seventeen people travel everywhere with
an artist that is unbelievable to me.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Well, there's this thing now coming out with nick Lache.
I saw it on the GRAM. Again, we don't do AI,
we don't do Claude, we don't do the Gram. But
I accidentally saw it. The nick Lache was saying, that's
what it exactly that why are there seventeen people at dinner?
Because they are getting uh for nick Lache, you get
a million dollar bonus to sign, but then the next
(17:10):
whatever twenty years they own you and all this money there.
And he's like, why are there seventeen people at dinner?
Guess who's paying for it? Nick Lache? Some movie that's
out now, documentary, Watch it and that'll answer your question.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
I mean that's one hundred percent. I've thought that every time.
I'm like, why do we have twelve people hanging around?
I mean you need one person?
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Oh hey John, Amen, oh Mark Zarah.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
There can't be Maybe there's that many jobs that are required,
but to me, I can't see it.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Like when you enter price is right, how many people
followed you around?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Zero?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
There wasn't even one person from the company. No, that's comical. No,
you're just walking around there in a.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Suit tucks to be exactly yep in La and Hollywood. Yeah,
I mean an artist comes in this building and they
have seven people. It's I can't wrap my head around it.
Why do you need seven people to go to a
radio station?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Yeah, I'm still trying to figure it out.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
So you have seven different vehicles parked in the garage,
seven different people coming up here, seven different people getting
you know, their morning coffee and charging it to the
work because it's a work thing, because they're at work.
Coming to this just doesn't make sense. It will never
make sense. The golf outing doesn't make sense. So you
guys will take a break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Ray.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
That wasn't our best work.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
No, it's fine, it's a great work. Listen. I there's
gonna be bad to make segments good segments. I don't
know how we got where we were going, but I
will say this that we may end up being the
biggest liars to sore losers nation.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
And I want to apologize.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
My kid called me a liar the other day when
we couldn't go to the NSC game, And now you
went No, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I told them we would go, and then we didn't
go because it was storming and it started an hour
later than it was supposed to. And I'm sorry. We
couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Could not can nut can nut.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
So anyway, I want to come to sore losers nation
right now and admit that we may not come through
on our word. That we made a promise, a promise
to you.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
The nation you're getting a divorce.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
No that I did not promise the nation that you
know to love and happiness and happiness and health and
wealth and sickness and poor something like that. But I
will say, funniest wedding I ever went to my buddy Aaron.
They said, do you take her? You know, repeat out
to me, I will love you and sickness and poor?
Speaker 1 (19:50):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
You know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Poor health? Nah? But what was it? In rich? For
rich or poor?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
And he goes for rich, in poor and he goes
now just rich?
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Wait? Was he that him bragging or him saying she's
a money digger?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
No, just saying that he would love her because they're
gonna be rich.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
What a jinx? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Well they didn't get divorced, didn't work out in the end,
I'm gonna be rich.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
What I thought this was about love?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Yeah, but Aaron, I mean he's doing great now. He's
got a great wife. Amazing he Yeah. Anyway, now back
to my story. We came to you and we said, hey,
we're gonna do something, and we promise this year. We
promised that on July first, the tickets to the convention
are gonna go on sale.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Oh, I thought of another thing we lied about.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
We promised you that July first, you were gonna be
able to get convention tickets where coaches convention six.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Oh, thought of another thing we lied about.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
That you were gonna be able to make payments, so
you could do five dollars maybe eight dollars a week,
and by the time the convention comes, your ticket would
be paid off. It would give you so much time
to plan.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Ahead because the nation is lower income.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Well, and just because we usually put it on sale
in November and people can't plan that quickly.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Well, we think of ourselves. There was many a birthday
and Christmas presents where it was on a four payment
plan for baser.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Correct, and we decided, you know what, this year We're
going to do it early July first. Tickets will be
on sale July first. We had a meeting the other
day with Stage Pilot.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
They don't know who that is. With Marisol, our company
that helps us put on the events. Yep. We had a.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Meeting with Freeland Chivrolet ray R Fluffer and it looks
like they may not be able to go on sale
till July fifteenth. I want to apologize.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
It was a fourteen day lie.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
It was a fourteen day lie. But it's not because us.
We're not organized, guys, because we've got venues booked, we
got events booked, we got this booked, we got that booked.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
There's just one problem we want to have it in
Tahiti is the Predators schedule does not come out till
July fifteenth or July fourteenth. Yeah, so call Peca, Yeah,
call Peca, Reine Camberman, call Johansson, called Johansson, call Forsburg,
call Sue ban I could actually ask Madison she used
(22:30):
to date Johansson Johanson and she doesn't even play for
the Preds anymore. Oh really, yeah, and she doesn't even
date Johanson anymore. Never mind, that won't work Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
That won't work. So we can't put everything on sale
because we need to find out if the Preds are
having something Saturday night. If they're not having something Saturday night,
we need to find a different event for Saturday night.
That is the only hang up besides that we got
things booked, locked and loaded to other things we lied about. Yeah,
so I want to apologize for lying in advance. We
(23:00):
are way more organized than last year. You'll just have
to wait an extra fourteen days.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
You lied about. You said every week in fantasy football
you're gonna play high Point, pay high Point. You didn't.
That was a lie.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
No, I didn't say that this year. I said I'd
pay at the end of the season.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
All right, I will spend all weekend. I will pull
the tape.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Go ahead, pull it, find it. And then while you're
in Charleston, don't go out, don't go to a happy Street,
don't go to Southern charmhouse, don't do any of that.
Don't look for Scamanda. Listen to the pod and find
the clip.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
And I also, this may have been at a meeting
at Whole Foods or on the pod. We said we
were gonna have a CMA Fest event. We lied. We're
not having one.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Don't think we ever said that. I think we said
that at a meeting, So sore losers Nation never heard that. Okay,
So yeah, we we did lie. We lie every once
in a while.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
It happens.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
You know, you try to come up with something, You
have a great plan, and everybody has a plan until.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
What happens, right until another drink gets poured across the bar. Truckers,
you guys know this when you tell your wife that
you weren't at the lot. I mean, we all know
that there were some lizards and you were at the lot.
And it's also the thing when you're at a bar
and you say you had four drinks, we all know
you had six. Correct, So I mean, you guys have lied.
Don't look at us. Our name is Bennett. We're not
(24:13):
in it. Our name is Paul's up to y'all. Y'all y'all.
Y'all's names are Alma. Why I don't. Y'all's names are Miley,
So stop being smiley.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Your name is Kylie.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
That doesn't work easy.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
So yeah, we lie. My name is Sly. Sorry I
had to lie. Boom, there we go. That's how we
do it.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
You're a guy you did lie.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Yeah, that's not really Yep, that's not really a good one.
But yeah, so yeah, but every listen, guys, I am
telling you I am so excited about Convention six. And
I know we are. We are what April May, so May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December,
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we're about nine months away. But I am telling you
this is the most organized we have ever been. Would
you agree with that? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:12):
I mean, if we're comparing it to last year, I mean,
don't even get into that.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
I mean the stress we were causing ourselves by waiting
until the last minute was just I mean, it's just
so stupid. It's so stupid to do it.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
And the nation came through last year. I jot we
had one person there.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Well, I mean Brandon Hill. He'll be there. Him and
Amy they are on vacation three hundred and forty five
days a year.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Well are they on a cruise right now?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Another cruise? That's great, he's on a cruise. And he
saw herschel walker by the pool.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
In check your wife?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Where did he?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Where did he go?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
I don't even know where he was, but he was
at a pool and he saw herschel Walker and he's like,
no way, that's herschel Walker. And then he turned out
it was herschel Walker. That's man.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
I mean, you gotta think celebs gotta go on cruises too.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
But I don't think he was on the cruise. I
think this was at a pool in a different country.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
It's like to think when you see it on the internet,
you're like, man, I can't believe that person. Justin Bieber
was just at a random diner the other day and
Kelsey Ballerini and her ex were walking in Central Park
or in Lower Manhattan.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Where they are they bauck to get her in that stokes.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yeah kind of, or they're just walking buddies. But huh.
Then you think to yourself, I mean the celebrities gotta
go for walks too. So it was like, oh, I
can't believe herschel Walker's on this cruise. Guys, celebs gotta
go on cruises too.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Hey, I can't believe they're at this restaurant. Celeb's gotta eat.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Too, Like what do you think they're just gonna be
hold up at their house? That has to be miserable, Like, yeah,
Justin Bieber went to a diner. He's gotta eat. I'm
tired of ordering door dash.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
I would assume a lot of them just order door dash.
I don't think a lot of them just go to eat.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
It was a door Dash and Uber Eats was a
game changer for us. It was for celebs too.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
But I mean, then the people know what the doordashers
know where they live.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
That and there's nothing like going to a restaurant. I mean, oh, Charlie's,
I love ordering it, but going to the restaurant and
seeing the ninety year old clientele, that's something. Seeing the
guy walk into the cash register because he couldn't see,
and his son going, Dad, Dad, Dad, the exit's this way,
and Dad's in the wall knocking over the cash register
(27:27):
because he can't see. I mean to see that in person.
You don't get that from door dash, Dad, Dad. Oh
my dude, makes my hair on my arm stint up.
I'm like, oh my gosh, it's gonna be us someday
when your vision goes out and you run into a wall. Dad, Dad,
that's not the exit. He's in the door dash area.
Dude trying to go through the computers and they're like,
(27:49):
what is he doing? We're only a few years away
from that. But he just missed the exit by like
a foot, and then it leads you down a path
to the door dash area. I feel bad for the
guy because he barely missed. And if your vision's out
a little bit, and they had his bifocals on, he
really did think he was going to the exit until
he ran into the cash register and then he kept
fighting it. He didn't know where to go from there. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Yeah, it's tough.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Like when you run into a wall as an old person,
what do you do? You start fighting the wall or
do you admit your mistakes? Turn around? Hi, guys, I
need help. How do I get out of here? Or
do you just start fighting the cash register like this guy? Dad? Dad?
Speaker 2 (28:28):
It reminds me, I mean, and see, I know we're
all gonna get there, but we're not there yet, but
we're headed that direction. I was at physical therapy yesterday
and I'm waiting to, you know, get called back to
start working on doing exercises and everything, trying to figure
out what the hell's going on in my stomach. And
there was a gentleman that I guess he had been
(28:49):
doing physical therapy the hour before me, and he's about
to leave and the girl's like, okay, we got to
get your payment and he's like, She's like, is it
this card? He goes, hold on, let me and I
mean he is standing literally two feet from the woman
heard you. And she's like okay, And he's like, what
card did you have? She goes in's in sixty four
(29:11):
three eight. I mean, might as well read all sixteen digits.
He goes, let me check that one. I've had a
lot of cards hacked this year. Frank, you're hearing aid
and he goes six four three eight, that's an old one.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
She goes, okay, you have a new one.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Yeah, I got a new one right here. Would you
like me to like show it to you or would
you like to just see the picture? I got the
picture on my phone.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
At what point is any of y'all going to tell
him to speak quieter?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
And well, I'm not and she goes, oh, no, you
just showed it to me. He goes, I can call
out the numbers just I'll just type them in. He goes,
I can go to the truck. My credit card's in
the truck.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Well, if you're willing, what's the last three in the back.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
What's the CRV code or whatever? And I was just like,
this is crazy how he is talking like this and
she is steady, Like does he know that he's that
loud or is he just older.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
And he thinks he's talking normal. He's probably trying to
enunciate and it's just one octave or two octaves too loud.
And to us that's extremely loud. To him, it's just
raising your voice.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
At Tad, it was great, and I think he was
talking and he was like, I'll see you next week,
have a good weekend. Hilarious. Man is our worst pot ever.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
But I mean it's like my dad when he used
to answer the phone as a kid. He would talk
that loud.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Well, I mean, I understand I'm loud, like I know
I'm loud, like I'm a loud person.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Oh my dad, this is legit. How he would answer
the phone growing up.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
This is Dave.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
We're all like Dad, I mean, dude, he hadn't answered
it so powerful, like he was talking to the president
every time. This is Dave, what Dad, easy, dude, And
then the whole conversation would go on like that, Yep, yep,
we'll have.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Enough lumber, all right, Mike, you know what. You know
why he talks like that because he works at a
lumber mill. It's really loud, so he has to talk
loud so they can hear him on the phone. That
has to be it that.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Well, and he was in the office part He didn't
actually work with the sawdust. But it was still loud
in the office, wasn't it. Man, They were separated from
the mill.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Oh, we'll take a break.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
We'll be right back here.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Let me tell you.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
My mom.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
I don't know when, but uh what, she's on Instagram
all of a sudden, okay.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Well posts on our Facebook, your dad or your mom.
It's all under your mom's account. Probably my dad nine
my dad, But does he realize that everybody thinks it's
your mom?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
And my mom gets so mad and it'll be like.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
A sexist thing.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Yeah, and my my mom get so annoyed, like just
get your own account. I don't know how to do that.
I don't know how to do that, and it drives
her nuts. And this is with my dad. He is
he's older, and he likes to get on there and
(32:12):
play words with friends. Okay, good old wholesome words with friends.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
He goes and I ain't friends with neighbors.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
He said, I'll tell you what people are crazy. I
just don't understand it because I get random strangers that
want to play Words with Friends with me, and I,
you know, okay, I'll play. He goes, so I get
a message, you want to play words with friends. Truckers
(32:43):
definitely not lawyers. Firefighters don't play Words with friends either.
And he's like, and I mean, second, move in. I
get a message. How are you?
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Like?
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Why do they want to talk to me when I'm
playing Words with friends?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
But who's he talking to is? I don't even play
it on there random people, Oh oh it's an AI
bought your dad's friends.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
With And he's like, so I don't respond and they're like,
oh you look beautiful in your picture and he's like, okay, okay.
They just want to hook up. What I mean, I
thought they wanted to play Words with friends. I'm like, Dad,
they think they're talking to mom. They don't think they're
talking to you. They don't give a crap about Words
(33:30):
with friends. They're trying to slide in and say what up.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
It's a hookup culture.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
It's a hookup place. Like it's just like tender it's
tender for old folks. Man, but he gets so annoyed.
He's like, it's something, I screw it, and I close
out the game freaking tender.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
And then they go to like what was it called
Area or something? What there was like the paid one
for celebrities. Oh, because they're like, we are too good.
No aria Vegas. They're like, weird, too good for dating
people that are in this elite. Uh, the prediction market,
(34:11):
that's not it.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
But then I get irritate. No, I don't google.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Hold on, I know it. I know it.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
After that, this is good for your memory, honestly, afrodisiac No, no, Leah,
it's like, uh no, it ain't Leah. It's Area. Liya
raya raya, good jos. That is so huge for your memory. Guys,
to not google and to come up with that is
(34:42):
massive for your brain.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
I I don't know how you came up with that.
I don't even know if I knew the name of it.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
That's why we don't google, baby, That is why we
don't google real time because nobody does that anymore. No,
let me google it.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Everybody just googles in you city or they know everything.
Would you rather hear podcast, sit there and try to
work through it, or would you rather have a Google
Google off?
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Dude, I am so proud of my brain right now,
that's impressive.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
I'm very happy for you.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
I'll say it again. Rya, Okay, now I almost forgot it.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Here's what my mom sends me on Instagram. This is
the first time she's ever sent me anything. I mean,
she must have just joined Instagram and she sends me
a little picture. It's like a sunset.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Oh no, some tree. He just showed it to me.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
And I opened it up last night and I'm like,
what in the world are we trying to just like
rip me apart?
Speaker 1 (35:36):
She says.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
If you ask me how I did as a mom,
I'd say I did my best. I showed up, I
loved hard, I kept going. But if you asked me deeper,
I'd say I'm sorry for the moments I was short
tempered or overwhelmed. I'm sorry if my unhealed parts ever
made you feel small. I'm sorry for the times I
(35:58):
let my stress speak louder than my love. Please know
my messyness was never a reflection of your worth. You
are my greatest gift. And I'm still learning even now
how to love you better, Like mother, what are we doing?
Speaker 1 (36:14):
See that's why parents should have never got on Facebook.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Gosh, like I don't need to hear that.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Like, yeah, like my grandma's off a rocker, she's like
ninety five, and Baser's followers are on Facebook. I stop
with Facebook once parents and grandparents got on, because you
just don't. You can't connect all those generations on an
online portal. And I guess my grandma posts pictures of
Boomer when he was like two years old and says
like I will always love you. It's like Whitney Houston
(36:45):
in the background playing and it's a picture of Boomer
when he was two. And but like, I mean, my
grandma's like for sure off of rocker. I mean we're
all close and fine, but like she's like off a rocker,
like screamed at us, just crazy. So like I didn't
know her and Boomer were like best friends and they'll
be like I will always love you. And it's Boomer
(37:06):
as a two year old, but he's like eighteen now.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
But that's her like reflecting, and that's my mom reflecting.
And it made me like, it made me like feet
have all these feels and it's like, man, that was
like it's so deep.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Wait that made you have feels? I just deleted that.
Thanks mom. What Now, I know she didn't write it.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
I get she didn't write that, but it spoke to
her when she said it, and she wanted to send
it to me to let her let me know that
she loves me. And like, I'm like, I know why
you love me, Mom, I know, I get it.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Mom. Have you seen this lady stepping on grapes and going, oh,
are are get ready? She's gonna send you that in
a week. I mean, it was just like, Wow, I
am totaled, and she's gonna start sending you all the
top videos of the past twenty years we've already seen.
(38:01):
It's like, Billy dude, he's playing the old person card.
He sends me videos a month after I've seen them
all the Billy everybody's already posted that picture of Rabel
and Rassini with the busting with the boys sitting in
the hot tub together. Aied I saw that literally three
weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Yeah, yeah, and then uh, I've seen the playlist. Don't
need you send me the playlist.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Besaseras was like twelve hours behind on that. I'm like baser.
I saw this Spotify playlist. It was titled Mike and
it said we're turning things around after a four losses
in a row.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Yeap, we got it, we got it. She was trying
to cheer her man up. She was trying to cheer
her dude up. But guys, here is the thing. Yeah,
everybody's seeing this crap. You really don't have to tag people.
We've seen it. I have seen it.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Yeah, it's like the guy crashing his vehicle going fast
saying it. Rassini and Mike Rabel hugging at the top
of Sedona say it. You know it's a I mean,
what's the newest thing that's out there?
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Seen it?
Speaker 1 (39:05):
You know? Have you seen the guy that makes soccer
balls in Thailand? No, sin it. It's a two minute video.
Don't waste your time. It's so sad. He like burns
this this uh material, this uh liquid and it turns
into a rubber and it's just all this He's putting
it over these prongs, boom into the fire. Out of
(39:26):
the fire deprongs, it stretches it out, hits it against
a rock and then it goes to another stage, and
it's the guy that makes it, puts the little black
thing in it that's gonna go put the air into it.
Then it goes to another guy who puts the air
into it. It actually is then a balloon, and then
it goes to the other guy who has the actual
soccer balls, and he forces the balloon in it and
then he stitches it up. It's quite the process for
(39:47):
a soccer ball that nobody even plays in America. Yeah.
I love the process, but where are you sending it to?
Definitely not the United States? Uh, we suck it, sauage.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Did you see the guy get uh get on stage
and uh at the draft?
Speaker 1 (40:07):
She saw that? Uh say it.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
I gotta be honest. Kind of funny.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
So he gets on and fake announces a pick. Yeah,
they've never had somebody do that. Like why is there
not security lined up at the bottom? Not sure? And
they go He's like my band for life, and like, yeah,
you're never coming to an NFL event ever again. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
And it was weird because I watched a video and
it's like we went to Staples and made fake badges
and then five minutes later's like there was no fake
badges used. What so did he use a fake badge or.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Did he not?
Speaker 2 (40:37):
But he did get on stage, right, he did get
on stage sing it though everybody's seen that. But then
my thought is did he make fake badges or did
he really have a badge to get into where he
was and then he just snook up on stage.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
I don't know about the technicalities. But also the guy
that got drafted out of this country, is that real
or ai?
Speaker 2 (40:56):
The Nigeria guy real?
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Okay? And then what about the one guy that just
grabbed his hat and didn't even look in the mirror?
Is that real? That's real? Bane Yeah, okay, See now
I've saying it, but then I need to confirm with
you is it real or not? It's speaking of old
people losing it.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
My dad. I told you, my mom making me have
the feels all that my dad has lost it.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
He calls me.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
He's like, oh my gosh, I got something you got
to talk about on the pod.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
So what women's sports? Huh? He goes, I just heard
an interview.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
I don't know what show it was, but there's a
guy I think it was the Titans' fourth round pick.
He's a wide receiver. This year he didn't put on
shoulder pads until he made it to college. He didn't
even play high school football. He played basketball, and he
played some flag football, just like gooping around and his
brother was a quarterback and he was throwing them balls,
(41:49):
and he was like, dude, you should really think about football.
So he sent his flag football tape to college coaches
and he got a scholarship to some small school.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
And then he got.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Drafted in the fourth round in the NFL. And I'm like, whoa,
that is crazy. So I went and I said, let
me see who the Titans fourth round draft pick was
this show.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
I didn't think we had a wide receiver fourth round.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
They didn't have a fourth round.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Pick, was Ai? He got a eyed.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
He's like, he's like, okay, well maybe it wasn't the Titans.
He goes, but there was a wide receiver. Just you know,
google it. He goes, I think it'll be great on
the show, all right, and he goes, I'll do some research.
I'll call you back. I mean, I spent thirty minutes
looking for this story.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Does it sound there's no way, dude, coacher, what about
the kicker that learned from YouTube? That's real, that's real coaching?
Speaker 2 (42:54):
I spent over thirty minutes looking for a guy that
didn't high school football. He played basketball, and he said
in his interview, Yeah, I just felt like I could
jump higher when I'm not playing basketball because I don't
have to worry about the ball. I just jump up
and catch the ball. And my dad was like, that
is so inspirational. Couldn't find it. So after thirty minutes
(43:16):
of searching, I call him back and he goes, I
gotta quit doing drugs.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Yeah it was a bot farm.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
He goes, I don't know what drugs I was on,
but I gotta stop because I can't find it.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
Yeah, those things just come and then disappear.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
So I appreciate my like another man. I mean, I
appreciate him thinking of something would be cool. And I
was like, that would be fun to talk about how
he didn't play all high school and then all of
a sudden, he's in the NFL. But I don't know
what he's talking about, man.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
So yeah, so it was one of those AI things
that just comes in and then goes. No, he heard
it on the show. He said, oh, oh that's right.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
So was he listening to the radio or was he
having a I don't know.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Well, here's here solid is. There's so many different layers
of AI. The video about the soccer balls being made.
People were commenting on it. They were like, hey, when
we click on the Instagram account, it goes poof like
you can't even follow the Instagram account. So I don't
know if AI just created this two minute video showing
me the most boring thing and a little interesting of
(44:20):
how soccer balls are made, or did I just watch
that and that's not really how they're made.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
I don't know what I mean, So say it was fake,
that probably is how they're made. Probably, Yeah, okay, yeah, probably, Ray.
They're gonna AI this podcast soon.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Oh thank god. Well yeah yeah, we'll take a break.
We'll right back, Ray. I just wanted to say, now
that we're back from break, I hope you have a
great time in Charleston. I hope you have some boolinis,
some what is their famous drinking there?
Speaker 1 (44:52):
Thank you. It's Kentucky Derby weekend, so I'm sure it's
meant Julip.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
Yeah, they're doing this some of that with the horse
Horse Watch parties, which we're into, but don't gamble anymore.
And also I don't really like the men, Julie, So
we'll see, all right, and don't like to dress up
that that much. I can wear a nice little sweater vest,
I can wear some spectacles. I can wear a nice
little hat, Southern hat. But am I wearing the suit? Now?
(45:18):
Am I wearing the three piece?
Speaker 3 (45:19):
No?
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Am I gonna bring a cane? No? So we'll see.
I mean, Charleston's already a notch up when it comes
to dress. So now I'm not wearing close toed shoes
at your bar, I'm not wearing dress shoes. I will
be wearing sneakers.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
Is there a derby party in Charleston?
Speaker 1 (45:37):
Yeah, every place is closing down. And then we got
to connect her. This girl, we know they're Katie, she knows,
she'll it's basically a CNB seen party. She'll know anyone
that we need to go to. And they're filming some
of these reality shows while we're there.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
That's what I'm talking about, is that Southern Charms.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Yeah, and we're going to the bars that the Southern
char cast owns.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Oh, you're definitely gonna be on.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
And my wife dms people from those shows and they
DM are back. Oh, yeah, so, I mean the sky
if you could see a skyscraper, it could be that
high of a trip, or it could rain and it
ends up being like street level.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Is Cameron from Real World still on that show?
Speaker 1 (46:12):
She was for a while, but not not anymore. But
she's probably in Charleston show on this weekend. Okay, man,
she was originally on Southern Chargah, I know, I knew that.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
When I saw her, I was like, Oh, she was
on Real World San Diego. She was on there with
Brad Randy Jah.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
Quiz rest in Peace, Frankie. Yeah, how'd you know that?
I follow Real World and crap man. The one dude
from a Real World New Orleans died.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
Yeah, night night, Real World New Orleans two. He dated
Jimmy Yeah, oh he was gay. No Jimmy as a girl.
Oh yeah yeah, there was a blonde on that season,
freaking hotter.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
I mean she was an Austin girl, I think really Yeah? Yeah, man,
so I always tried to find her when I moved
to Austin.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
No, there was one on Real World. What the what
was her name? Just from Georgetown? Gosh, I'm not gonna
I'm not gonna google Kelly Ann. Kelly Ann yeah, she
was hot. Now she's in to be an animal rescue
and yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
Know, but hot ray more grimy.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
Yeah, all right, we're out, man, we gotta go. Thanks
for saying have fun in Austin. Really appreciate that. I'm
gonna do my best.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Well, remember we had to say bye. That's actually what
I was more focused on.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
Yeah, goodbye, goodbye, good tightings.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
Gonna miss you. Guys. Have a great weekend.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Audios, peace out later.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
But seriously, dude, have fun in Austin. I was I
was going to say that in a minute. But also
it's like everybody is going except for like me, Abby
and Mike. Yeah, so I planned my own trip. I
think you'd rather be in Charleston to not suffer fomo,
you'd rather be in Charleston. I'm sure I'll get that
Friday night text from Billy. Hey man, can I have
some tickets for my second generational cousins that are my aunts? Yeah?
(48:04):
I'm like, I'm not going and you're not going. That
should go over well with manager. Yeah. Ryan said he's
not gonna be able to make it this weekend. I
mean he hurt his face. Oh my gosh, is that
burns or did he get a facial? He did some laser. Dude,
get take me out of twenty twenty six. We've got
dudes getting facials and Ai.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
No did lasers. He said, I don't think I'm gonna
make it. I don't think I'm gonna be healed.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
Yeah he did, like some laser therapy or something. Yeah
that looks painful. Yeah yeah, I don't see it. Oh man,
all right bye,
I hit play.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Oh good, good, that's the way to hit it.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
The podcast I listened to they always say welcome in,
welcome in. I feel like we need to be more welcoming,
and then when there's an outro, we need to see audios.
We need an intro come in to our house, and
an outro goodbye, don't let the door hit you.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
No, you need an intro, a body, and a conclusion.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
That's fine, but I'm just saying we need to be
bigger on those two because you want people to feel
warm at the beginning, and then you want to leave
them wanting more. You want the truckers to get in
their cab and have fomo, and the only way to
do that is by saying bye.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah. What about the people in HR.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I mean there's probably one HR at five hundred companies
like HR. At the lumber mill. I don't even think
it was a face. It was just like a computer. Yeah,
I don't know. It was definitely not HR. So I'm
saying when you reference HR, you referencing two hundred people truckers.
I mean, they're what fuels America. I pass them every
(01:09):
damn morning, trust me, No, I block in three lanes.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I understand truckers are the heartbeat of America, but the lawyers,
the HR so HR. I wonder if there is just
tattle tailing every single day. Like let's say you work
in an office with seventy five or more people. That's
kind of a big company, right, I would say, does
HR get complaints every single day?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Has to? And I was trying to think, man, like
at Texas State, did I get complaints? I know it
Grande Communications, bro. There was definitely some complaints because I
think HR stepped in when they said people were writing
in saying that I was rude on the phone. I
believe that's who I talked to. Whereas Texas State, I
don't know. It was maybe a different building and we're
(01:59):
just FACIY and we're a college kid, so I don't
really know if we would have dealt with HR there.
But like say McDonald's, there's not an HR person at
the McDonald's right now, but it's in incorporate, so you'd
have to probably deal with them through emails. Now. Did
I answer your question?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Man, Yeah, kind of you did. But I mean, like
the girl that this JP Morgan exec, I think she
got sent to HR. I don't know if you've been
seeing this, but some guy went to hr and said, whoa,
this girl is harassing me. During the second encounter, she
allegedly ordered her him to suck her toes, pushed him
(02:39):
to the ground, and sat on his face, berating him
when he was unable to sustain and arousal. I'm very uncomfortable.
Please stop, Please stop, I'm begging you, he said, but
she allegedly laughed before making a racist remark that at
least his genitals didn't taste like curry, according to the complaint.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Hopefully you had your breakfast. Uh.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Then allegedly she removed her shirt, began fondling her breasts
and said, I bet your little wife doesn't have a
canons like these.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
When you said toes and stuff, that almost makes you
not want to hook up.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, I don't know about the toes thing. I'm not
really I don't really get that.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
And can we not call the jenny's genitals it's not
very attractive, SRD Johnny John Doe claims.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Then she forcibly removed his pants and performed oral on
him against his will. He continued to protest and began
to cry. She then said, stop your blanking crying you
think anyone would ever believe me. You're a douchebag who
thinks you're hot ass. But you can't even get hard
for me.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
What is wrong with you? Well, I mean that's the
country we built. Hey man, hey, lady, exec going hard.
Help me with this word. If I was the host
of the show, I could come up with it. I'd
have producers. But what is it where in this country
we say we're not a bureaucracy. Maybe we are, but
it's uh, you can go as far as you want.
(04:08):
You're the leader, you determine how much money you make.
It's a coach. Come on, help me, man, hold on,
I'm trying to think. I know the truckers are weighing in.
You can go as far as It's a democracy. It's
one of those words you guys will know at your house.
Is a freedom they're you close?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
No Ah, freedom of will? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
That's a democracy, democratic republican free will?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Free will?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
No, it's like.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Ruling.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
What is it where they tell you what to do?
In other countries? That's a aritocracy to bureaucratic democracy. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. Big words,
should we just start the show?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
You're not political, man, But the answer your question, Baser
sees some of the HR stuff. It's all via emails
and stuff. So if you did have a complaint, you're
never really complaining in person. Most likely you put it
on paper. It's just an email. Hey John touched me,
don't know if that's an issue, let me know. Or Hey,
Sarah showed me her breast when she bent over, don't
(05:22):
know if that's an issue. Or hey, I was getting
a banana out of the fridge and coworker A made
a reference that was sexual about would you like to
see my banana? Just wanted to report that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
He also reported that she offered him send him a message, hey,
birthday BJ for you and when it was his birthday,
and he didn't like that. But my question is, how
does this like all this information? If this is an
HR complaint, maybe it's a lawsuit. It could be a lawsuit.
I was gonna say, how does that get out? Yeah,
but that's pretty crazy, So we haven't don't google guys.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
So that's why we weren't able to figure out what
kind of a country we are. We're a republic, freedom based,
freedom of choice, freedom of choice. But it's a bureaucracy.
It's a democratic Yeah, we're in a democracy. Yeah, democracy, Yeah,
because you vote. Yeah, but I'm talking about how you
can make capitalism capitalistic. That's what it is. That's what
(06:23):
it is. It sounds so stupid capitalistic.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Dude. This may be our worst pod, just because you're
going to Charleston. I'm going to Austin, and it's just like,
do we have anything to say?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah, because I now I want to Next after the break,
we're gonna introduce the show. I have to rip on
golfing with labels and artists. I just have to.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Yeah, let's start the show. We're gonna do it live.
This is capitalism. Oh the one too, So loser.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Up everybody. I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I give you the sports facts, my sports opinions
because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
And as far as I'm concerned, these are the best podcasts.
The ones that lose me is when we start talking
about times of going to kids practices, because it makes
me dread parenthood. I need the highlights, not the low lights.
What's up, y'all, It's Sison. I'm from the North. I'm
in Alpha Male. I live on the north side of
Nashville with Baser. Some people call me Big Cat. I
(07:30):
am Sison, I am Ray Mundo. Here in the Bobby
Bone Show headquarters now also the Sore Losers podcast headquarters
and bored to a lot of people walk by trying
to see what we got going on in here. But anyways,
I got two acres in the country with Baser. Mother
in law be staying in town all weekend looking after
the cat Piper. She needs to be looked after. Even
though she's a cat, we treat her like she's an infant.
(07:52):
Also got twenty three kids at Vanderbilt defrosting. Justin is defrosting. Boy,
is he wet? He went to miss going to sober up,
and he did the opposite over to you, man.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Well, I mean you want to talk about the golf outing.
I mean there is a golf outing every year at
iHeart Country, and I had never been invited till about
two years ago. So I don't know how long this
iHeart Country Festival in Austin's been going on, but it's
been going on quite a while, and all of a
sudden I got the invite to go play golf and listen, guys,
(08:25):
I love golf, love to play golf, love to get
out there and swing the sticks, hit the balls. And
as one of the recent NFL draft picks said, I
like to donate some of my balls to the local
watering holes on the golf course. That's what he said.
They said, what do you do in your spare time?
He said, Oh, I like to donate my balls to
the ponds on the golf course.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Funny joke.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Funny joke. And I thought I'd steal it because I
thought it was a good line. And that's where we're at.
And so this year I always say no. I always
say no to the invite, and I always sneak off
and I go play with Greg, Garrett Jacob and enjoy
my time in Austin with my boys. And this year,
once again, I told the person setting it up. I
(09:06):
was like, Hey, don't even have to put me on
the list for golf. Don't worry about it. She goes, oh,
I would, I don't worry. I wasn't gonna put you on.
I know you don't want to go, and they don't
know why I don't want to go. She doesn't realize
that I play golf, but I just do it because
I want to go with my friends. And that's when
one of the bosses hit me up. He's like, hey man.
I was like, what's going on. He goes, look, you know,
(09:28):
you're one hundred percent welcome to the golf outing like
I don't want you to feel like you're not invited. Like, dude,
you are absolutely invited. Sympathy invite alert. I said, oh,
thank you, dude, I really really do appreciate it. Goes,
we'd love to have you, like it's just a great time.
We're going to play at this course and you're really
gonna enjoy it. And I was like, yeah, I understand that.
(09:50):
I said, I'm good, and he goes, no, no, I
know you love to play golf, man, Like you can
come like we got you down on the sheet. You know,
there's plenty of room. And I said, all right, Like
I'm just gonna be real with you. I said, as
fun as that sounds, showing you guys how to play golf,
teaching you guys a thing or two, I'm going back
home where I grew up and I have a chance
(10:12):
to while you guys are playing golf, sneak off with
three of my boys into the woods. I mean, to
the to the golf course and pull out our putters.
You want to go camping, hey, pull out our drivers.
So yeah, I think I'm gonna go with my friends.
It's just a chance for me to hang out with
(10:32):
them and catch up. And I only could do that
once a year. So I appreciate the golf invite, but
in real honesty, I just turned down your golf invite
so I can play golf with my friends.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Thank you, No, thank you, thank you, And.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
He said, understand.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
One hundred percent. The take I have on this is
I don't believe I've ever been invited. If no, you have,
if one of them, I'm not able to think of
it the moment. I'm sorry that it slips my memory.
It probably was so memorable, but I see the instagrams.
Let's say it's Caine Brown, Let's say it's George Burge. Correct.
Trying to think of some other guys at golf that
(11:08):
I've watched their videos, and you'll hear Cane Brown hit
and they'll be five, hangarns, amazing shot. Oh my gosh, Kane,
that might be the best shot you've hit. Great shot.
Oh bye, George. You're gonna love that one. Hey, good
shot man, really good shot, Hey, good shot Kane love
(11:29):
it all. These hang rons just I mean on their
knees the entire eighteen holes. My name is Ben and
I and in it my name is Paul. It's up
to y'all. I don't support that. We're not just gonna
suck up to a country artist for eighteen holes. Let's
play some golf, win some scratch, put down a couple Ultras,
maybe a couple Benzos, couple fireballs, But coach agree with
(11:52):
me on this one or disagree? No, one agree.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
That's another reason I don't really want to go do it.
Because here here's the thing. I'm likely gonna get paired
up with a record label person. And I mean no
offense to record label people, but they I don't really
know them. I don't really care to talk to them.
A lot of them wear knee pads, and what they
are is they braces glorified. Oh my artist is great.
(12:18):
You should hear the song, and they got coming out.
I don't want to talk shop at the golf course.
You guys don't really talk to me when we're in Nashville.
You don't invite me to play golf when we're in Nashville.
So why all of a sudden when we travel one
thousand miles down to the lone star state, the capital
city of Austin, Texas, Am I all of a sudden
gonna be like, hey man, let's go play golf together. Well,
(12:41):
what happened to last Wednesday? You could invited me last Wednesday,
or the Wednesday before that, or the Tuesday before that
or the Thursday before that, and my phone has never ring.
So why all of a sudden when we're a thousand
miles from nowhere?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
That's a good song?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Are we gonna play golf together? Just as very awkward,
very weird. So my name is Saul, and I'll see y'all.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
My name is John. Go hit them long. The thing
I wanted to say about that is that Caine Brown,
Jordan Davis, George Burr. There's some other long hitters. My
name is Brock you and kick Rocks. There you go.
That's not good. The the golfing I was trying to
think exactly, golfing greens, fair Way.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
My name is Graham. I got a different plan, and.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
It's like, that's what I wanted to say. It wasn't
about the golf, it was about the drinking at golf.
So that event you drink at, there's some pre stuff
you drink at. I mean, if you're a label is
does every event involve drinking?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I think that is a heavy The industry is very
heavy into the drinking. It's a wet industry. It's a
very social industry. So there's a lot of happy hours.
There's a lot of golf course, there's a lot of
meet and greens, there's a lot out of Number one parties,
there's there's all it's a party. Everything is a party.
There's a oh we got a tailgate before the concert.
(14:08):
Everything is social and you're hanging out. And when you're
social and hanging out, what do you usually do? Got
a drink in my hand? Well, cause I get the email.
Hey there's a Number one party drinks included. Correct, Hey
come to this artist. It's at eleven am album release party,
drinks provided. So it's just well, me wondering. Man, that's
(14:30):
a lot of drinking. It's a lot of socializing, man.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
So yeah, I turned down the golf to go play
with Garrett, Greg and Jacob whether or not looking good.
So when you're listening to this right now. I'm supposed
to be on the golf course and odds are that
it's going to be raining and I won't be playing golf.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I just want one person at that label tournament with
the company just to be like, hey, George Burge, you
can suck dude, Like does nobody say that or everybody's like, oh,
that was the best shot I've ever seen in my life.
I mean, it really wasn't He's on the PGA Tour,
we can knock all of us.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Ah, I'm gonna probably say George Burge probably hit some
pretty incredible shots. The dude played golf with Scottie Scheffler
at the University of Texas. So I'm gonna say. I'm
gonna say that. There's a lot of people that you know,
they say, oh, they're pretty good at golf. I'm gonna
have to go with George Burger is probably pretty damn
good at golf because he actually played at a high,
(15:32):
high level.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
But I'm saying some of these people the way they
suck up to these artists like they walk on water. Correct.
I'm sorry, I'm not gonna clean my lips. I'm not
gonna dust off my knees. I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Well, you can leave your knees dirty, because you're gonna
get back down there real quick. Oh great shot, Oh
what a putt? Oh great read? Oh tough break.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I ain't gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
No, I'm not gonna do it. That's why I'm not going.
But I wouldn't be playing with an artist anyway. I'd
be playing with the third string record label person. And
it's it's amazing to me. This is what blows my mind.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Ah. Hold there you're playing with the guy that makes
no decisions at the label. Hey man, you're with the label.
I'm lunchbox Hollywood. They call me those prizes, right, what
do you what do you do? Oh? I change out
the paper trays. I mean, you would be playing with
the lowest level employee. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
And so I'd rather play with Garrett, Greg and Jacob
just more My fun is style. I enjoy their company.
It's gonna be amazing, but.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
I make sure there's ink in the pins before the
artists write a song. Oh hell of a job. Never
really think of the stuff that goes on at a label.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Another thing I always wonder is how do labels make money?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Because they get a percentage.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
No, no, because they have seventeen people travel everywhere with
an artist that is unbelievable to me.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Well, there's this thing now coming out with nick Lache.
I saw it on the GRAM. Again, we don't do AI,
we don't do Claude, we don't do the Gram. But
I accidentally saw it. The nick Lache was saying, that's
what it exactly that why are there seventeen people at dinner?
Because they are getting uh for nick Lache, you get
a million dollar bonus to sign, but then the next
(17:10):
whatever twenty years they own you and all this money there.
And he's like, why are there seventeen people at dinner?
Guess who's paying for it? Nick Lache? Some movie that's
out now, documentary, Watch it and that'll answer your question.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
I mean that's one hundred percent. I've thought that every time.
I'm like, why do we have twelve people hanging around?
I mean you need one person?
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Oh hey John, Amen, oh Mark Zarah.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
There can't be Maybe there's that many jobs that are required,
but to me, I can't see it.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Like when you enter price is right, how many people
followed you around?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Zero?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
There wasn't even one person from the company. No, that's comical. No,
you're just walking around there in a.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Suit tucks to be exactly yep in La and Hollywood. Yeah,
I mean an artist comes in this building and they
have seven people. It's I can't wrap my head around it.
Why do you need seven people to go to a
radio station?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Yeah, I'm still trying to figure it out.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
So you have seven different vehicles parked in the garage,
seven different people coming up here, seven different people getting
you know, their morning coffee and charging it to the
work because it's a work thing, because they're at work.
Coming to this just doesn't make sense. It will never
make sense. The golf outing doesn't make sense. So you
guys will take a break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Ray.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
That wasn't our best work.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
No, it's fine, it's a great work. Listen. I there's
gonna be bad to make segments good segments. I don't
know how we got where we were going, but I
will say this that we may end up being the
biggest liars to sore losers nation.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
And I want to apologize.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
My kid called me a liar the other day when
we couldn't go to the NSC game, And now you
went No, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I told them we would go, and then we didn't
go because it was storming and it started an hour
later than it was supposed to. And I'm sorry. We
couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Could not can nut can nut.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
So anyway, I want to come to sore losers nation
right now and admit that we may not come through
on our word. That we made a promise, a promise
to you.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
The nation you're getting a divorce.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
No that I did not promise the nation that you
know to love and happiness and happiness and health and
wealth and sickness and poor something like that. But I
will say, funniest wedding I ever went to my buddy Aaron.
They said, do you take her? You know, repeat out
to me, I will love you and sickness and poor?
Speaker 1 (19:50):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
You know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Poor health? Nah? But what was it? In rich? For
rich or poor?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
And he goes for rich, in poor and he goes
now just rich?
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Wait? Was he that him bragging or him saying she's
a money digger?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
No, just saying that he would love her because they're
gonna be rich.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
What a jinx? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Well they didn't get divorced, didn't work out in the end,
I'm gonna be rich.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
What I thought this was about love?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Yeah, but Aaron, I mean he's doing great now. He's
got a great wife. Amazing he Yeah. Anyway, now back
to my story. We came to you and we said, hey,
we're gonna do something, and we promise this year. We
promised that on July first, the tickets to the convention
are gonna go on sale.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Oh, I thought of another thing we lied about.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
We promised you that July first, you were gonna be
able to get convention tickets where coaches convention six.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Oh, thought of another thing we lied about.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
That you were gonna be able to make payments, so
you could do five dollars maybe eight dollars a week,
and by the time the convention comes, your ticket would
be paid off. It would give you so much time
to plan.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Ahead because the nation is lower income.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Well, and just because we usually put it on sale
in November and people can't plan that quickly.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Well, we think of ourselves. There was many a birthday
and Christmas presents where it was on a four payment
plan for baser.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Correct, and we decided, you know what, this year We're
going to do it early July first. Tickets will be
on sale July first. We had a meeting the other
day with Stage Pilot.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
They don't know who that is. With Marisol, our company
that helps us put on the events. Yep. We had a.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Meeting with Freeland Chivrolet ray R Fluffer and it looks
like they may not be able to go on sale
till July fifteenth. I want to apologize.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
It was a fourteen day lie.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
It was a fourteen day lie. But it's not because us.
We're not organized, guys, because we've got venues booked, we
got events booked, we got this booked, we got that booked.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
There's just one problem we want to have it in
Tahiti is the Predators schedule does not come out till
July fifteenth or July fourteenth. Yeah, so call Peca, Yeah,
call Peca, Reine Camberman, call Johansson, called Johansson, call Forsburg,
call Sue ban I could actually ask Madison she used
(22:30):
to date Johansson Johanson and she doesn't even play for
the Preds anymore. Oh really, yeah, and she doesn't even
date Johanson anymore. Never mind, that won't work Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
That won't work. So we can't put everything on sale
because we need to find out if the Preds are
having something Saturday night. If they're not having something Saturday night,
we need to find a different event for Saturday night.
That is the only hang up besides that we got
things booked, locked and loaded to other things we lied about. Yeah,
so I want to apologize for lying in advance. We
(23:00):
are way more organized than last year. You'll just have
to wait an extra fourteen days.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
You lied about. You said every week in fantasy football
you're gonna play high Point, pay high Point. You didn't.
That was a lie.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
No, I didn't say that this year. I said I'd
pay at the end of the season.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
All right, I will spend all weekend. I will pull
the tape.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Go ahead, pull it, find it. And then while you're
in Charleston, don't go out, don't go to a happy Street,
don't go to Southern charmhouse, don't do any of that.
Don't look for Scamanda. Listen to the pod and find
the clip.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
And I also, this may have been at a meeting
at Whole Foods or on the pod. We said we
were gonna have a CMA Fest event. We lied. We're
not having one.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Don't think we ever said that. I think we said
that at a meeting, So sore losers Nation never heard that. Okay,
So yeah, we we did lie. We lie every once
in a while.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
It happens.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
You know, you try to come up with something, You
have a great plan, and everybody has a plan until.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
What happens, right until another drink gets poured across the bar. Truckers,
you guys know this when you tell your wife that
you weren't at the lot. I mean, we all know
that there were some lizards and you were at the lot.
And it's also the thing when you're at a bar
and you say you had four drinks, we all know
you had six. Correct, So I mean, you guys have lied.
Don't look at us. Our name is Bennett. We're not
(24:13):
in it. Our name is Paul's up to y'all. Y'all y'all.
Y'all's names are Alma. Why I don't. Y'all's names are Miley,
So stop being smiley.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Your name is Kylie.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
That doesn't work easy.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
So yeah, we lie. My name is Sly. Sorry I
had to lie. Boom, there we go. That's how we
do it.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
You're a guy you did lie.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Yeah, that's not really Yep, that's not really a good one.
But yeah, so yeah, but every listen, guys, I am
telling you I am so excited about Convention six. And
I know we are. We are what April May, so May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December,
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we're about nine months away. But I am telling you
this is the most organized we have ever been. Would
you agree with that? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:12):
I mean, if we're comparing it to last year, I mean,
don't even get into that.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
I mean the stress we were causing ourselves by waiting
until the last minute was just I mean, it's just
so stupid. It's so stupid to do it.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
And the nation came through last year. I jot we
had one person there.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Well, I mean Brandon Hill. He'll be there. Him and
Amy they are on vacation three hundred and forty five
days a year.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Well are they on a cruise right now?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Another cruise? That's great, he's on a cruise. And he
saw herschel walker by the pool.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
In check your wife?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Where did he?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Where did he go?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
I don't even know where he was, but he was
at a pool and he saw herschel Walker and he's like,
no way, that's herschel Walker. And then he turned out
it was herschel Walker. That's man.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
I mean, you gotta think celebs gotta go on cruises too.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
But I don't think he was on the cruise. I
think this was at a pool in a different country.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
It's like to think when you see it on the internet,
you're like, man, I can't believe that person. Justin Bieber
was just at a random diner the other day and
Kelsey Ballerini and her ex were walking in Central Park
or in Lower Manhattan.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Where they are they bauck to get her in that stokes.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yeah kind of, or they're just walking buddies. But huh.
Then you think to yourself, I mean the celebrities gotta
go for walks too. So it was like, oh, I
can't believe herschel Walker's on this cruise. Guys, celebs gotta
go on cruises too.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Hey, I can't believe they're at this restaurant. Celeb's gotta eat.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Too, Like what do you think they're just gonna be
hold up at their house? That has to be miserable, Like, yeah,
Justin Bieber went to a diner. He's gotta eat. I'm
tired of ordering door dash.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
I would assume a lot of them just order door dash.
I don't think a lot of them just go to eat.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
It was a door Dash and Uber Eats was a
game changer for us. It was for celebs too.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
But I mean, then the people know what the doordashers
know where they live.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
That and there's nothing like going to a restaurant. I mean, oh, Charlie's,
I love ordering it, but going to the restaurant and
seeing the ninety year old clientele, that's something. Seeing the
guy walk into the cash register because he couldn't see,
and his son going, Dad, Dad, Dad, the exit's this way,
and Dad's in the wall knocking over the cash register
(27:27):
because he can't see. I mean to see that in person.
You don't get that from door dash, Dad, Dad. Oh
my dude, makes my hair on my arm stint up.
I'm like, oh my gosh, it's gonna be us someday
when your vision goes out and you run into a wall. Dad, Dad,
that's not the exit. He's in the door dash area.
Dude trying to go through the computers and they're like,
(27:49):
what is he doing? We're only a few years away
from that. But he just missed the exit by like
a foot, and then it leads you down a path
to the door dash area. I feel bad for the
guy because he barely missed. And if your vision's out
a little bit, and they had his bifocals on, he
really did think he was going to the exit until
he ran into the cash register and then he kept
fighting it. He didn't know where to go from there. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Yeah, it's tough.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Like when you run into a wall as an old person,
what do you do? You start fighting the wall or
do you admit your mistakes? Turn around? Hi, guys, I
need help. How do I get out of here? Or
do you just start fighting the cash register like this guy? Dad? Dad?
Speaker 2 (28:28):
It reminds me, I mean, and see, I know we're
all gonna get there, but we're not there yet, but
we're headed that direction. I was at physical therapy yesterday
and I'm waiting to, you know, get called back to
start working on doing exercises and everything, trying to figure
out what the hell's going on in my stomach. And
there was a gentleman that I guess he had been
(28:49):
doing physical therapy the hour before me, and he's about
to leave and the girl's like, okay, we got to
get your payment and he's like, She's like, is it
this card? He goes, hold on, let me and I
mean he is standing literally two feet from the woman
heard you. And she's like okay, And he's like, what
card did you have? She goes in's in sixty four
(29:11):
three eight. I mean, might as well read all sixteen digits.
He goes, let me check that one. I've had a
lot of cards hacked this year. Frank, you're hearing aid
and he goes six four three eight, that's an old one.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
She goes, okay, you have a new one.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Yeah, I got a new one right here. Would you
like me to like show it to you or would
you like to just see the picture? I got the
picture on my phone.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
At what point is any of y'all going to tell
him to speak quieter?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
And well, I'm not and she goes, oh, no, you
just showed it to me. He goes, I can call
out the numbers just I'll just type them in. He goes,
I can go to the truck. My credit card's in
the truck.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Well, if you're willing, what's the last three in the back.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
What's the CRV code or whatever? And I was just like,
this is crazy how he is talking like this and
she is steady, Like does he know that he's that
loud or is he just older.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
And he thinks he's talking normal. He's probably trying to
enunciate and it's just one octave or two octaves too loud.
And to us that's extremely loud. To him, it's just
raising your voice.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
At Tad, it was great, and I think he was
talking and he was like, I'll see you next week,
have a good weekend. Hilarious. Man is our worst pot ever.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
But I mean it's like my dad when he used
to answer the phone as a kid. He would talk
that loud.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Well, I mean, I understand I'm loud, like I know
I'm loud, like I'm a loud person.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Oh my dad, this is legit. How he would answer
the phone growing up.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
This is Dave.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
We're all like Dad, I mean, dude, he hadn't answered
it so powerful, like he was talking to the president
every time. This is Dave, what Dad, easy, dude, And
then the whole conversation would go on like that, Yep, yep,
we'll have.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Enough lumber, all right, Mike, you know what. You know
why he talks like that because he works at a
lumber mill. It's really loud, so he has to talk
loud so they can hear him on the phone. That
has to be it that.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Well, and he was in the office part He didn't
actually work with the sawdust. But it was still loud
in the office, wasn't it. Man, They were separated from
the mill.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Oh, we'll take a break.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
We'll be right back here.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Let me tell you.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
My mom.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
I don't know when, but uh what, she's on Instagram
all of a sudden, okay.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Well posts on our Facebook, your dad or your mom.
It's all under your mom's account. Probably my dad nine
my dad, But does he realize that everybody thinks it's
your mom?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
And my mom gets so mad and it'll be like.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
A sexist thing.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Yeah, and my my mom get so annoyed, like just
get your own account. I don't know how to do that.
I don't know how to do that, and it drives
her nuts. And this is with my dad. He is
he's older, and he likes to get on there and
(32:12):
play words with friends. Okay, good old wholesome words with friends.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
He goes and I ain't friends with neighbors.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
He said, I'll tell you what people are crazy. I
just don't understand it because I get random strangers that
want to play Words with Friends with me, and I,
you know, okay, I'll play. He goes, so I get
a message, you want to play words with friends. Truckers
(32:43):
definitely not lawyers. Firefighters don't play Words with friends either.
And he's like, and I mean, second, move in. I
get a message. How are you?
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Like?
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Why do they want to talk to me when I'm
playing Words with friends?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
But who's he talking to is? I don't even play
it on there random people, Oh oh it's an AI
bought your dad's friends.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
With And he's like, so I don't respond and they're like,
oh you look beautiful in your picture and he's like, okay, okay.
They just want to hook up. What I mean, I
thought they wanted to play Words with friends. I'm like, Dad,
they think they're talking to mom. They don't think they're
talking to you. They don't give a crap about Words
(33:30):
with friends. They're trying to slide in and say what up.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
It's a hookup culture.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
It's a hookup place. Like it's just like tender it's
tender for old folks. Man, but he gets so annoyed.
He's like, it's something, I screw it, and I close
out the game freaking tender.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
And then they go to like what was it called
Area or something? What there was like the paid one
for celebrities. Oh, because they're like, we are too good.
No aria Vegas. They're like, weird, too good for dating
people that are in this elite. Uh, the prediction market,
(34:11):
that's not it.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
But then I get irritate. No, I don't google.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Hold on, I know it. I know it.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
After that, this is good for your memory, honestly, afrodisiac No, no, Leah,
it's like, uh no, it ain't Leah. It's Area. Liya
raya raya, good jos. That is so huge for your memory. Guys,
to not google and to come up with that is
(34:42):
massive for your brain.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
I I don't know how you came up with that.
I don't even know if I knew the name of it.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
That's why we don't google, baby, That is why we
don't google real time because nobody does that anymore. No,
let me google it.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Everybody just googles in you city or they know everything.
Would you rather hear podcast, sit there and try to
work through it, or would you rather have a Google
Google off?
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Dude, I am so proud of my brain right now,
that's impressive.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
I'm very happy for you.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
I'll say it again. Rya, Okay, now I almost forgot it.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Here's what my mom sends me on Instagram. This is
the first time she's ever sent me anything. I mean,
she must have just joined Instagram and she sends me
a little picture. It's like a sunset.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Oh no, some tree. He just showed it to me.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
And I opened it up last night and I'm like,
what in the world are we trying to just like
rip me apart?
Speaker 1 (35:36):
She says.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
If you ask me how I did as a mom,
I'd say I did my best. I showed up, I
loved hard, I kept going. But if you asked me deeper,
I'd say I'm sorry for the moments I was short
tempered or overwhelmed. I'm sorry if my unhealed parts ever
made you feel small. I'm sorry for the times I
(35:58):
let my stress speak louder than my love. Please know
my messyness was never a reflection of your worth. You
are my greatest gift. And I'm still learning even now
how to love you better, Like mother, what are we doing?
Speaker 1 (36:14):
See that's why parents should have never got on Facebook.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Gosh, like I don't need to hear that.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Like, yeah, like my grandma's off a rocker, she's like
ninety five, and Baser's followers are on Facebook. I stop
with Facebook once parents and grandparents got on, because you
just don't. You can't connect all those generations on an
online portal. And I guess my grandma posts pictures of
Boomer when he was like two years old and says
like I will always love you. It's like Whitney Houston
(36:45):
in the background playing and it's a picture of Boomer
when he was two. And but like, I mean, my
grandma's like for sure off of rocker. I mean we're
all close and fine, but like she's like off a rocker,
like screamed at us, just crazy. So like I didn't
know her and Boomer were like best friends and they'll
be like I will always love you. And it's Boomer
(37:06):
as a two year old, but he's like eighteen now.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
But that's her like reflecting, and that's my mom reflecting.
And it made me like, it made me like feet
have all these feels and it's like, man, that was
like it's so deep.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Wait that made you have feels? I just deleted that.
Thanks mom. What Now, I know she didn't write it.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
I get she didn't write that, but it spoke to
her when she said it, and she wanted to send
it to me to let her let me know that
she loves me. And like, I'm like, I know why
you love me, Mom, I know, I get it.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Mom. Have you seen this lady stepping on grapes and going, oh,
are are get ready? She's gonna send you that in
a week. I mean, it was just like, Wow, I
am totaled, and she's gonna start sending you all the
top videos of the past twenty years we've already seen.
(38:01):
It's like, Billy dude, he's playing the old person card.
He sends me videos a month after I've seen them
all the Billy everybody's already posted that picture of Rabel
and Rassini with the busting with the boys sitting in
the hot tub together. Aied I saw that literally three
weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Yeah, yeah, and then uh, I've seen the playlist. Don't
need you send me the playlist.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Besaseras was like twelve hours behind on that. I'm like baser.
I saw this Spotify playlist. It was titled Mike and
it said we're turning things around after a four losses
in a row.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Yeap, we got it, we got it. She was trying
to cheer her man up. She was trying to cheer
her dude up. But guys, here is the thing. Yeah,
everybody's seeing this crap. You really don't have to tag people.
We've seen it. I have seen it.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Yeah, it's like the guy crashing his vehicle going fast
saying it. Rassini and Mike Rabel hugging at the top
of Sedona say it. You know it's a I mean,
what's the newest thing that's out there?
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Seen it?
Speaker 1 (39:05):
You know? Have you seen the guy that makes soccer
balls in Thailand? No, sin it. It's a two minute video.
Don't waste your time. It's so sad. He like burns
this this uh material, this uh liquid and it turns
into a rubber and it's just all this He's putting
it over these prongs, boom into the fire. Out of
(39:26):
the fire deprongs, it stretches it out, hits it against
a rock and then it goes to another stage, and
it's the guy that makes it, puts the little black
thing in it that's gonna go put the air into it.
Then it goes to another guy who puts the air
into it. It actually is then a balloon, and then
it goes to the other guy who has the actual
soccer balls, and he forces the balloon in it and
then he stitches it up. It's quite the process for
(39:47):
a soccer ball that nobody even plays in America. Yeah.
I love the process, but where are you sending it to?
Definitely not the United States? Uh, we suck it, sauage.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Did you see the guy get uh get on stage
and uh at the draft?
Speaker 1 (40:07):
She saw that? Uh say it.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
I gotta be honest. Kind of funny.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
So he gets on and fake announces a pick. Yeah,
they've never had somebody do that. Like why is there
not security lined up at the bottom? Not sure? And
they go He's like my band for life, and like, yeah,
you're never coming to an NFL event ever again. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
And it was weird because I watched a video and
it's like we went to Staples and made fake badges
and then five minutes later's like there was no fake
badges used. What so did he use a fake badge or.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Did he not?
Speaker 2 (40:37):
But he did get on stage, right, he did get
on stage sing it though everybody's seen that. But then
my thought is did he make fake badges or did
he really have a badge to get into where he
was and then he just snook up on stage.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
I don't know about the technicalities. But also the guy
that got drafted out of this country, is that real
or ai?
Speaker 2 (40:56):
The Nigeria guy real?
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Okay? And then what about the one guy that just
grabbed his hat and didn't even look in the mirror?
Is that real? That's real? Bane Yeah, okay, See now
I've saying it, but then I need to confirm with
you is it real or not? It's speaking of old
people losing it.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
My dad. I told you, my mom making me have
the feels all that my dad has lost it.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
He calls me.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
He's like, oh my gosh, I got something you got
to talk about on the pod.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
So what women's sports? Huh? He goes, I just heard
an interview.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
I don't know what show it was, but there's a
guy I think it was the Titans' fourth round pick.
He's a wide receiver. This year he didn't put on
shoulder pads until he made it to college. He didn't
even play high school football. He played basketball, and he
played some flag football, just like gooping around and his
brother was a quarterback and he was throwing them balls,
(41:49):
and he was like, dude, you should really think about football.
So he sent his flag football tape to college coaches
and he got a scholarship to some small school.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
And then he got.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Drafted in the fourth round in the NFL. And I'm like, whoa,
that is crazy. So I went and I said, let
me see who the Titans fourth round draft pick was
this show.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
I didn't think we had a wide receiver fourth round.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
They didn't have a fourth round.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Pick, was Ai? He got a eyed.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
He's like, he's like, okay, well maybe it wasn't the Titans.
He goes, but there was a wide receiver. Just you know,
google it. He goes, I think it'll be great on
the show, all right, and he goes, I'll do some research.
I'll call you back. I mean, I spent thirty minutes
looking for this story.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Does it sound there's no way, dude, coacher, what about
the kicker that learned from YouTube? That's real, that's real coaching?
Speaker 2 (42:54):
I spent over thirty minutes looking for a guy that
didn't high school football. He played basketball, and he said
in his interview, Yeah, I just felt like I could
jump higher when I'm not playing basketball because I don't
have to worry about the ball. I just jump up
and catch the ball. And my dad was like, that
is so inspirational. Couldn't find it. So after thirty minutes
(43:16):
of searching, I call him back and he goes, I
gotta quit doing drugs.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Yeah it was a bot farm.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
He goes, I don't know what drugs I was on,
but I gotta stop because I can't find it.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
Yeah, those things just come and then disappear.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
So I appreciate my like another man. I mean, I
appreciate him thinking of something would be cool. And I
was like, that would be fun to talk about how
he didn't play all high school and then all of
a sudden, he's in the NFL. But I don't know
what he's talking about, man.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
So yeah, so it was one of those AI things
that just comes in and then goes. No, he heard
it on the show. He said, oh, oh that's right.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
So was he listening to the radio or was he
having a I don't know.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Well, here's here solid is. There's so many different layers
of AI. The video about the soccer balls being made.
People were commenting on it. They were like, hey, when
we click on the Instagram account, it goes poof like
you can't even follow the Instagram account. So I don't
know if AI just created this two minute video showing
me the most boring thing and a little interesting of
(44:20):
how soccer balls are made, or did I just watch
that and that's not really how they're made.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
I don't know what I mean, So say it was fake,
that probably is how they're made. Probably, Yeah, okay, yeah, probably, Ray.
They're gonna AI this podcast soon.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Oh thank god. Well yeah yeah, we'll take a break.
We'll right back, Ray. I just wanted to say, now
that we're back from break, I hope you have a
great time in Charleston. I hope you have some boolinis,
some what is their famous drinking there?
Speaker 1 (44:52):
Thank you. It's Kentucky Derby weekend, so I'm sure it's
meant Julip.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
Yeah, they're doing this some of that with the horse
Horse Watch parties, which we're into, but don't gamble anymore.
And also I don't really like the men, Julie, So
we'll see, all right, and don't like to dress up
that that much. I can wear a nice little sweater vest,
I can wear some spectacles. I can wear a nice
little hat, Southern hat. But am I wearing the suit? Now?
(45:18):
Am I wearing the three piece?
Speaker 3 (45:19):
No?
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Am I gonna bring a cane? No? So we'll see.
I mean, Charleston's already a notch up when it comes
to dress. So now I'm not wearing close toed shoes
at your bar, I'm not wearing dress shoes. I will
be wearing sneakers.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
Is there a derby party in Charleston?
Speaker 1 (45:37):
Yeah, every place is closing down. And then we got
to connect her. This girl, we know they're Katie, she knows,
she'll it's basically a CNB seen party. She'll know anyone
that we need to go to. And they're filming some
of these reality shows while we're there.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
That's what I'm talking about, is that Southern Charms.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Yeah, and we're going to the bars that the Southern
char cast owns.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Oh, you're definitely gonna be on.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
And my wife dms people from those shows and they
DM are back. Oh, yeah, so, I mean the sky
if you could see a skyscraper, it could be that
high of a trip, or it could rain and it
ends up being like street level.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Is Cameron from Real World still on that show?
Speaker 1 (46:12):
She was for a while, but not not anymore. But
she's probably in Charleston show on this weekend. Okay, man,
she was originally on Southern Chargah, I know, I knew that.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
When I saw her, I was like, Oh, she was
on Real World San Diego. She was on there with
Brad Randy Jah.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
Quiz rest in Peace, Frankie. Yeah, how'd you know that?
I follow Real World and crap man. The one dude
from a Real World New Orleans died.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
Yeah, night night, Real World New Orleans two. He dated
Jimmy Yeah, oh he was gay. No Jimmy as a girl.
Oh yeah yeah, there was a blonde on that season,
freaking hotter.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
I mean she was an Austin girl, I think really Yeah? Yeah, man,
so I always tried to find her when I moved
to Austin.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
No, there was one on Real World. What the what
was her name? Just from Georgetown? Gosh, I'm not gonna
I'm not gonna google Kelly Ann. Kelly Ann yeah, she
was hot. Now she's in to be an animal rescue
and yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
Know, but hot ray more grimy.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
Yeah, all right, we're out, man, we gotta go. Thanks
for saying have fun in Austin. Really appreciate that. I'm
gonna do my best.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Well, remember we had to say bye. That's actually what
I was more focused on.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
Yeah, goodbye, goodbye, good tightings.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
Gonna miss you. Guys. Have a great weekend.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Audios, peace out later.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
But seriously, dude, have fun in Austin. I was I
was going to say that in a minute. But also
it's like everybody is going except for like me, Abby
and Mike. Yeah, so I planned my own trip. I
think you'd rather be in Charleston to not suffer fomo,
you'd rather be in Charleston. I'm sure I'll get that
Friday night text from Billy. Hey man, can I have
some tickets for my second generational cousins that are my aunts? Yeah?
(48:04):
I'm like, I'm not going and you're not going. That
should go over well with manager. Yeah. Ryan said he's
not gonna be able to make it this weekend. I
mean he hurt his face. Oh my gosh, is that
burns or did he get a facial? He did some laser. Dude,
get take me out of twenty twenty six. We've got
dudes getting facials and Ai.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
No did lasers. He said, I don't think I'm gonna
make it. I don't think I'm gonna be healed.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
Yeah he did, like some laser therapy or something. Yeah
that looks painful. Yeah yeah, I don't see it. Oh man,
all right bye,
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