March 27, 2026 • 51 mins
In this episode Lunchbox explains why having kids seems like a good idea but in reality it's an awful thing to do. Lunchbox was excited to have his kids come watch him play soccer but it didn't turn out with the happy ending he anticipated. Ray has a reunion with the original coach and they catch up on life events over the past few years. Plus we have a voicemail from Steph in Indiana and he shares his thoughts on The Sore Losers Podcast. Also Lunchbox says a prayer to the March Madness Gods and he is hoping you will also say a prayer for him.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Yeah, you're supposed to start it, man, you said before
we went on, I got a story about the original coach,
which means that is a block material.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I'm not the host.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Uh, yeah you are.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
You got to kick it to me as the co host. Uh,
over to you, right start the show. Yeah, we should
start the show and then we'll get to that. I'm
so confused. What are you confused by? There's an intro
to a show. There's a beginning, of middle, and an end.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, it's like the introduction, the body and then the conclusion.
Well then what you have to do when you wrote
a paper?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
And then also that I oh, yes.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
All.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
At the same time, I felt bad then for making
fun of you for the Afroman story because it is
tough to determine because you asked me before we started,
is it a block? And I said yes, and on
reconsidering it, maybe it's like B So then I all
of a sudden felt all the pressure of an a
block story. So now I understand Afroman. You just don't
(01:05):
know if it's gonna hit.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
No, you really don't, Like I have no idea what
I think when I see something, and I'm like, that
is so funny. And then I bring it in and
you have and your eyes show me that you have
no idea what I'm talking about. I feel like, as
I'm telling the Afroman's story, I was like, this is
just losing steam. I started losing steam. I started losing
(01:27):
confidence in myself, in my judgment. But then the people
online have justified my love for the Afroman trial and
all the music videos because they are phenomenal.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
All right, let's get it started.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, let's do it live, man, Arnold, are you running? Yep?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Gout my pants down?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Run it a party, No, Arnold, that's later. That is
later on Broadway. Man, you and Abby do your thing there.
We don't do that in the studio. Spring Break is
best served in Dashville. It's a dish, best serf hot Hey, Arnold,
spring break has been over for like three weeks, man,
so he's turned to break. Whenever I do spring.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Break, I break.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Can I tell you that teachers get off pretty early.
There's a guy that teaches at Vanderbilt. He is His
daughter is in my oldest kid's class, so first grade.
They're in the state, and I was talking to him.
He teaches two classes per semester.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
One of those gender classes.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I don't know what he teaches, but he was just
telling me that he's a professor at Vanderbilt and his
last day of teaching is like April eighteenth. I'm like, wow,
I really felt like college went into the middle of
May back in the day. Maybe not, maybe they get
out before regular school gets out. But he's already almost
(02:54):
done with his school year and then he's off for
four months.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
It's pretty baller, but so advanced degree. He probably went
to school for twelve years.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
That is true. He did go get his something, and
he teaches it Vanderbilt, and he does do research during
the summer. But he is gonna go to Canada for
like a month with the family.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Just research my backyard drinking a beer with birds flying by.
Test it again tomorrow my theory.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, I'm gonna research if I drink this whole picture
of Margarita's while be smashed or just buzzed.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Just grab my wife's knockers. Gonna do it again tomorrow,
test the theorem that she gets mad at me. We'll
check back tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I'm gonna smack my wife, but at seven am, see
if that gets here in the mood. If not, we'll
try at eight am. Turn back with me tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
I'm gonna walk down Broadway and get slobber knockered and
count how many people I see.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Try it again tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I mean, that's the research.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I mean, what research is.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I'm gonna go to the movies with my family on
tomorrow and we're gonna see how many people are in
the theater at three pm. And then we're gonna go to
a movie the next day at six pm, and we're
going to count the difference. I bet there's more of
the six pm. That's my hypothesis. Check back with me
in three days. That just reminded me. I did a
communication studies class in college.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Definitely a rocket was in my group and we had
to go to Walmart and count people in certain departments.
Really might not be politically correct nowadays.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Why what's wrong with counting people?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
We would also count how many people went in the
dressing rooms and then how many people just didn't even
try on clothes.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Is there something wrong with that? Uh?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I don't know if they're doing any research projects in
near the fitting rooms of department stores in today's day
and age.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah, that may look a little weird, like the girl
dressing room. Why do you want to know creep?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
The girl at one point was positioned in front of
the dude's fitting rooms and she was counting how many
of them and how long they were in the fitting
rooms for huh, just because we didn't have enough people
to go around. So like I was almost in the
kids section. I think, Okay, Like.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
How wrong was that?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
No, that's very wrong.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I'm like watching kids play with toys. They forty percent
of the kids that touched the toy bought it. Like,
what a stupid research project.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
That is pretty stupid.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
But love the group.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I was in good group and that oh I told
you it was a rocket in there. And also as in.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
What does a rocket mean?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Hatty?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I've never heard a hotty called a rocket.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Neither here nor there.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
But the point of the story, even better point than that,
was I was trying to hit on her, you know,
I think I almost put her in my group, like
picked her. Yeah, and I was like, hey, let's get
a couple other people to team up. Well a week
later after the group, but I didn't know if she
had a boyfriend. But I'm like, you know, trying to
holler at her. I'm selling my TV and her dude
and her come over to my apartment and I'm selling
(05:51):
my TV. It's like I can't pay rent in the
ad and they come over and they're taking my only
TV that I have because I probably lost money gambling.
And hey, I was the guy hitting on your group project.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yeah, I know the ad said for rent, but I
was just kidding. I know, you're taking the TV now
and it looks like I just have an empty dresser.
That's actually the case getting bigger TV. I mean it
was like a top of the line TV, so obviously
I was selling it for money troubles. So that was
pretty much the end of the line with that one.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yeah, that group project didn't work out, and nothing about
it worked out.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Huh what did that teacher think that we were gonna
get some that's your research project data?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I mean, I don't know what you're researching, but I mean,
I'm sure there was some kind of topic you were
doing where you guys got Walmart and probably someone else
in your group got Target or Kmart or something like that,
or Bells or Mervin's. Did you ever have Mervins? I
don't know. Were you the only group that had to
go to Walmart or everybody had to go to Walmart.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Everybody went to different stores. Okay, yeah, and we had
chose that one. And dude in San Marcus, Texas, we
were stalking, for lack of a better word than aisles.
I'm going to go to the kids section. I'll see
in a second, Sarah you go into the guy's fitting rooms.
And I think is Thearah the rocket? Yeah, and I
(07:15):
almost want to say that. They said, Hey, wait a minute,
that's my sister's name. She was at that school. Were
you hitting on my sister?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Never got her last name?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Okay, I think they said, hey, just creepy factor. We
don't want to put a guy near the girls dressing room.
But we didn't think it was wrong to have a
girl near the guy's dressing room, so they said, but.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
They didn't think it was creepy to put a guy
in the kids section.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
You had to go to every department. Okay, I was
just standing in the kids section. Huh So random? Hell
communication studies.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Baby, man, that's a weird one man.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
What of research project that was?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
That is interesting? So what'd you find out? What was
your final analysis?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
All it was was data from Walmart.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
How people that tries to we found out that if
somebody tries something on there's a chance that it's a
way better chance that they're gonna buy it than if
and then we would follow them to see that they
went to the cash register. Dude, that would not fly
in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Now, that'd be a little weird. They'd pull out their phone.
They'd go live on TikTok and be like, oh my gosh,
this guy's following me through Walmart. This guy's followed me
through Walmart. Get away from me, creep. That's what they
would do.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Once the kid would get out the basketball and dribble it,
I'd follow him to his parents, follow him to the
cash register and.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Would you have your clipboard and be like, excuse me, ma'am,
are you gonna buy that basketball? Are you gonna return
the basketball? Or are you just letting your kid have it?
And then you're not gonna pay for it.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
We had stop watches and went dom it because we
didn't want to look creepy with notepads. Were like, hey,
we can reconvene and then take our notes, but let's
not carry around notepads for that reason. But this is
taken away from the a block.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Oh yeah, it is taken away from a block. We
better start the show man. We got sidetracked. We're gonna
do it live. We Oh the what duoe?
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
So users, what up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know
the most about sports, So I gave you the sports facts,
my sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Genius, y'all, it says. And I'm from the north. I'm
an alpha male. I live on the North side of Nashville,
baser in the country. My wife two point three through
through three three acres nice and mode appreciated boys. See
you in a week and fertilized a little bit of furt.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
In that dirt. Well done.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I knew where you were going.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
We're on the same page today, folks.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
And we got a voicemail. That's foreshadowing. That's men, man.
Let me tell you.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Can I get to the a blog?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Oh yeah, go ahead. Well you usually say over to
you and then I say back to you, but you
didn't do that. Sorry.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Talked to coach coach to refresh you, guys memories. He
came up with the word coach at Indianapolis Colts camp
and he worked for the team and all they do
is call each other coach.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
So he brought it to the rad station because he
had a radio show.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Yeah, and we all just started calling each other coach,
and then we created a merch line and it said
coach on it and he got mad as for that
and we never talked since as he's still with the Colts,
he's not. They let him go sadly. Oh but I
did save a voicemail his because it's the funniest voicemail
of all time.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Just to refresh you guys memory.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yeah, let's hear it. Please, here we go. Should we
say his name? We can't hear it, dude, you gotta
put it on speaker, bro No jump.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Driving to Michigan through Indiana, and I stopped at this
little casino that I usually hit when I lived here,
and I do.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
The same thing.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
I put two hundred bucks in my pocket and I
go to the High Limit room and I play that
Wheel of Fortune high Limit that's twenty five dollars a spin.
So I got four spins on the first hundred nothing
and on my second set of spins on the second hundred,
I hit the twenty five hundred. Got paid. Jump back
in the car about nine minutes about nine minutes of
the work in the door when dip paid out the
(11:03):
door under ten minutes. That's the way to roll, right there,
Coach twenty five hunter fan, all Right, I don't see you.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Hope you're having a good time and the holiday.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
See, I love this.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Still have a voicemail. I love that you still have
that voicemail.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Whatever I've been a bad mood. I listened to that
the good old days.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
That is fantastic. The person that deletes emails, text messages,
deletes everything, you absolutely kept a banger of a voicemail.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
You ate me a funny voicemail that's getting kept. Or
you're a family member that I think may die.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Well, right, that got morbid. That does get morbid, dude.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
But anyways, so I had hit him up and just
just talking, just small talking.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Was just saying, hey, how you doing. Man?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Sometimes I'll just think, man, why did I lose touch
with that person? Boom hit off with a text.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
That's really good to you. That's brave man.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
And everything was fine with him.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
He's doing great, except for he said, colts win a
different direction. Maybe when Ursa passed, Oh no, daughters took over.
It wasn't that it was they were just doing budget cuts.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Who knows.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
So now he lives in the desert in Arizona. He
lives in Nevada. Whoa he works for the Raiders.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Chris Angel mind freak.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Maybe And he says he plays poker. He's semi retired.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Well, here's the problem. A lot of the poker rooms
in Vegas are going bye bye. They've been getting rid
of the poker rooms. There was a big poker boom
and they had all these poker rooms, and now they
are cutting the poker rooms because they realize they can
make more money with other gaming facilities like slot machines
and tables. But just to reconnect with him and talk,
(12:44):
can you tell me what you said to him? Did
you just say, hey, man, been thinking about you? Like,
how did you reconnected? You just out of the blue
text and say what? How does the conversation get going?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Oh? There was a lady in the news that died.
Her name was share In Gorman. Oh and so I said,
hoping you aren't related to her. Oh, and he said,
thank you for your concern. Coach, never heard of her,
but prayers as she died.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
She was killed.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Oh, she was killed.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
He didn't tell me that and then he says he's
got a gal. Now whoa in the desert? Yeah, just
talking shop like the good old days. I mean this guy,
we would end our show and we would go in
his studio, put down everybody puts down ten twenty bucks
and would shoot a basketball in the trash kid.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
It was so dumb.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Sometimes the pot went up to eighty dollars.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yep, it was great.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
The old producer Brandon.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Oh whatever happened in Brandon man.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
I don't know, but he would always it was always
like does he have the money?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Does he have the money?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
And if he did, that mean like his kid probably
wasn't getting lunch money or he was taking it from
his old lady's purse.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yeah. Man, did you know the guy he used to
do the show with lives down the used to live
down the street.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Didn't know that. Like I saw him walking his dog
one day and he's like, hey, man, you live here.
I was like yeah. He goes, oh, you didn't know
I lived right over here. I said no, and he goes, man,
we're gonna hang out. Never saw him again. Oh, then
I see him like a year later, Oh man, how
you been? I'm like, where have you been. Oh, man,
I'm here, just here and there tours and I'm like, oh, okay,
(14:23):
cool man, all right, yeah, dude, I will beer on
the back porch. One day I was like, all right, dude,
just text me. Never heard from him. A saw him
about a month ago. I said, Man, where are you man?
And he goes, oh, dude, I've been in Minnesota. Man,
he goes, I'm just coming down. I'm selling the house.
We've been in Minnesota for like two years.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I'm like, well, what about that beer?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Yeah, what about that beer on the back porch?
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Man?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
What about that? Hey? Why say you live right down
the street when you really live in Minnesota? And he's like,
you know, and we thought about, you know, like keeping
the house even though we've been in Minnesota for two
and a half years. But the kids are grown, they're
not going to come back. So we're in Minnesota. We're
not gonna be leaving Minnesota. So why have the house here?
He goes, So it's going on the market, man, it's
(15:09):
going bye bye. So we're here to clean out the house.
I was like, well, man, it's been real pleasure being
a neighbor yours.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Hey, well you packed boxes, you want to have a beer.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I said, before you leave, you want to get that
beer on the back porch, so you're not a liar.
So we shook hands and he was like, yeah, man,
it's kind of weird moving out. I've had this house
for I don't know how many years, he said, But
literally I saw him three times. No wonder, I only
saw him three times. He was living in Minnesota the
whole damn time.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
And Coach also was the guy that my parents frowned
upon me and Baz are living together before we remarried.
So one weekend I had the idea, tired of my
parents always coming down and I'm sleeping in sin so
I said, Hey, Coach, what if I just put like
a diploma on a table and a couple pieces of
(15:59):
clothes those articles of clothing on the bed, maybe a
backpack in one of your rooms, so it looks like
I live at your place with you. So if my
parents want to see where I live, I can kind
of show it and it looks like I'm not bagging
a Nashville chack.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
How old were you at this point, Oh, probably twenty five.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
He said, sure, Coach, Sure, sure, sure, suresh.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I did it?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Put all my stuff there, but parents never even wanted
to see where I lived. So it never got to
that point.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Twenty five years old and you're worried about where you
live because of your.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Per memorizing the drive.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Oh my god. And then you show up and he
forgot to give you a key. Hey, Hey man, Hey,
I get get in? Are you home? You never gave
me a key? Ray, He never gave you a key?
How long you lived here? I've lived here for a year, mom.
I I usually just leave it on lot. That's I
don't know what he was doing today. I'm bad.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
That's a good dude. And then we stole the coach
name from him and made merch.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Yeah, my name, image and likeness. I think he was
more mad about it. He invited you to a Colts
party here in town, and you guys never showed up.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
That was more to utter guy confirming we were gonna
go when I never confirmed at eight pm on a
Thursday night.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Yeah, man, that's good that he semi retired. He's just
he deserves it. He's been working hard his whole life.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
He's a great dude.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
I mean, the stories are endless, just how he taught
us how to show park. He goes, yeah, why would
you ever park behind a restaurant? He goes, pull a
thing up front, give the guy twenty dollars, just tell
him to park it out front. Even But this is
not just places that at Valet. He's talking any place
you just pull it up front, give the coat guy
(17:39):
or something twenty and tell him to just park it
up front.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Just leave it up front. Man, I'm gona ride back
and they just leave it up front. I've never I
had never heard.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Of that, he said. At the airport.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
That's kind of where I learned about VIP, but this
is a different iteration of it.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
He would pull up to the.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
VIP, give him twenty bucks just to hold his car
and say, hey, I'm leaving, leaving in like thirty minutes.
Don't want to go through the whole rigamarole of parking
a vehicle. He just hold onto a form me, here's
twenty and the guy like, yeah, I know, we're just
parking over there.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Come back and get it though.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
That's awesome that and then I.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Mean, he would he he was notorious when construction site
started in that show.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Oh man, he would pull pull up to the work
and pull up and he just pull up. He'd pull
up and he'd.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
And the guys would be all flustered.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
He'd honk at.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Him and he'd always have a yukon or an escalade,
like a powerful look in suv rolled on his window.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
I just talked to Bob.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
He said that you guys, you guys have that metal yet,
and they'd be like, no, no, there hasn't been a shipment.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Ah, damn it.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
I'll call Bob again.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
He said he was gonna bring it by confuse every
construction worker, but they always fell for it.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Well, they don't know what's going on. They just get
start getting yelled. They'd pull up, Hey, guys, Bob said.
Bob said, he'll be buying thirty. Make sure you're you're
you're really uh, you're really working hard thirty. Bob said,
he'll be buying thirty. Good All right, man, we'll see
you guys later, and you drive off and they would
just look at him so hard. Who the hell's Bob?
Is that real? Are we are?
Speaker 3 (19:11):
We?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Oh my gosh? So fun and not even filmed.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
He just did it for the love of the game.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah he was. He wasn't doing it for TikTok tik
Tak He wasn't doing it for Instagram, he wasn't doing
it for the Twitter. He was doing it just for
the laughs and the camaraderie of guys being guys. It
was so fun. Have they delivered that palette yet?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
No? Not here? You're sure they didn't bring one early
this morning? No, I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Damn it.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
I'm gonna call the big guy again.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
He said, they're delivered it this morning. Alright, I'll be back.
And then it always rolls window down, leave the worker
like I guess he'll be back.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Hey, will you tell him I swung by? Yeah, we'll
tell him.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
All right. Hey, I'm just glad you reached out to him. Man,
that really means good. That's I'm gonna reach out to
someone today that I haven't taught to I actually did.
I reached out to a guy that I grew up with, right,
batter at the box. No what if everybody that's a
batter's box here with us? And he was in town
like six months ago, and he hit me up, and
so we went and had a drink, and so I
(20:14):
got his number, and I finally, like six months later,
I haven't talked to him, and so I texted him.
I was like, hey, man, just checking in. Hope the
family's doing well. Hope you're doing well. He never responded
that it was like a week ago. Man, I don't know
new numbers, man, I don't know. I don't think it's
a new number. I think it's just like, hey, we
(20:34):
got that drink in Nashville, and we're not really that
close anymore, so you don't really need to text me
see how I'm doing. Let's see if I maybe I
missed it. No, no, let's see there it is. I
texted him on three nineteen. That's been ten days, man.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Well, and also remember people read texts at different times.
I read mine at two am, and then I'm not
going to respond to somebody and wake him up, So
then I'll do it later or just never respond. Then
he gets pushed down. Next thing, you know, ten days pass.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
We're gonna take a break.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Yeah, we're gonna take a break. We'll be right back.
Hey man, I'm glad to see coaches back in your life.
That's that's such a romantic good thing. We'll be right back, man.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
And to hear him say coach in that voicemaild only
to know that we're gonna steal the name image in lateness.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Ten years later, culture everybody says, have kids, have kids,
it's the most amazing thing you'll ever do. Oh my gosh,
you'll never understand that feeling. And I agree with them sometimes,
except for on Wednesday, when I look at my schedule
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and I have a soccer game six oh five.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Please no more times. My kids gotta practice at eight No.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Continue, kids don't have practice on Wednesdays. They don't have
anything on Wednesdays six five pm. That's pretty early. And
I look at my three kids in the face and
I said, hey, boys, you want to watch your dad
play some soccer tonight? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, They are all in.
(22:11):
It's about time, dad. We never get to go watch
you play soccer.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
This is what they actually said.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Now, this is what they actually said, or what you
wanted them to say. No, no, this is what they said.
Like what?
Speaker 3 (22:24):
And some kids selfish, They just want to see themselves
in the mirror.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
So I'm excited. I'm like, yes, my kids want to
go see me play soccer. This is what they want.
We always have eight o'clock, nine o'clock games. They can't
come to those, it's too late. They're already in bed
this one. They're gonna come and cheer me on. So
we get to the soccer place and before the game
they want to play a game two on two. I'm like, guys,
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I need to save my energy, but fine, I'll run
up and down the field with you kicking the ball. Great.
Then the game starts and I'm like, hey, that field
over there is open if you guys want to go
play and there No, I want to watch, No want
to watch, No, I want to watch. So they all
sit Chris Cross Apple sauce on the sideline.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Opening day of base soccer?
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Yeah, base Oh, I guess baseball was that night.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
But no, why would we talk about that. I'd rather
talk about opening night of soccer?
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Thank you. This was Wednesday. Opening Day was really on Thursday.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Netflix had it on Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Whatever. Yeah, where were they playing Giants? Baby Yankees? Were
they in America?
Speaker 3 (23:28):
I think so? But I know Netflix was all over.
It was all haywire. Everybody's so terrible, but they stick
to movies. Let us handle the sports anyways.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
So I make a bad pass and it goes out
of bounds.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Wow, So first time you've said that you make a
bad pass.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
You're just like I passed great, I did great defense.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Well, sometimes I do play. I mean I make mistakes
every game, and there's no way on perfect every game.
I know.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
But in my head, like I stopped playing organized sports
fifteen years ago, so I just imagine you as like
this horrible, like always trip in like terrible, but in
your head you still think you're playing with them. So
in my head and our listeners probably imagined you as awful.
So the fact you finally just said you made it
bad past, thank you.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Yes, okay, And maybe it wasn't that bat.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
I mean it hit like sloppy, your shoes are untied,
A lot of huffing and puffing, like that's what I imagine,
and I've never seen you play before.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Okay, I'm not gonna argue with you. There is huffing
and puffing going on. There are times when I think
I can do something that I used to be able
to do, and then I'm like, not, can't do that.
Like or you tell yourself, man, you're gonna get that ball,
and then someone gets there before you do and it's like, man,
that's weird. Or you're running up to play defense and
you think you're gonna be able to stop. But then
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you just run into them because you can't put on
the brakes as fast and you have to. Oh, I'm
so sorry. I'm so sorry. My mind tells me I
can still do that. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
And it's all these big bandy kids there, and the
guys are wearing banana hammock now when the girls are
wearing those golf skirts.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Ah, I've never seen the banana hammocks. But okay, I
don't know what soccer you're watching, but there are no
banana hammocks allowed on the field that I know of.
And so I make a bad pass in the first
minute of the game.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Only crap want to start and.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
It goes out of bounds. And you know, I told
you I love my kids. They came to watch me.
And from the sideline, I hear, Dad, why'd you kick
it out of bounds? That was bad?
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Okay, no eighty nine more minutes of this. I'm like,
it wasn't me that kep out of bounds. It hit
off his foot. It was Sarah And now it's Charlie.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Bad path Dad, it.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Was the ups guy. That's the goalie.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Okay, all right? Then I take a shot and miss Dad,
I would have scored that. Now this is funny. And
I'm like, okay, and I'm like, this is gonna get old.
This is gonna get old. They're gonna yell every single time.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
The players gotta be loving it though.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Oh people are laughing. People are laughing. And then this
one person stuffs me, Dad, that wasn't a good idea. Okay,
And I try another pass and it goes way out
of bounds and goes wow, Dad, you kicked out the
wrong way A long way. Okay, all right. Then we
give up two goals.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Well please tell me they saw you get a goal.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Then we give up two goals, and my youngest yells, Dad,
maybe I should play goalie.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
I'm like, relax, you're a kid. I cannot brought you
in this world'll take you out.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
And I get that. He thinks he should play goalie
because he's the youngest. So the two older brothers when
they play in the backyard always make him play goalie.
And so we give up two goals and he thinks,
oh my gosh, they're giving up a lot of goals.
I mean, put him in he would die. Oh.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
It's just like enter Miami versus Nashville sc out. There.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
No it's not that. No no, no, no, no, no, no,
no stop. It's I'm just saying that I a four
year old, I don't think he would be able to
stop a shot.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Like, dude, I've seen old man softball, so I know
those visions. I've just never seen old men's soccer. So
like when you explain your stories, I know you're thinking
like you're just like you were when you were in college.
All I see in my head is like old ass
men tripping and crap, like your gut's hanging out like
bad kicks, yelling, like.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
So much sweating. That's all I'm seeing it by head.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
And then I see a couple of Vandy co ed
chicks that are flying around you guys.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, and then James gets the ball on the right
side and he goes just take a shot, and the
sniper got him down. He goes swung and miss hit
the turf and my kids, y'all, Dad, did you see
him fall down?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
James is getting pulled in now raked.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
And they are just making fun of us the whole time,
and halftime it's like four to nothing or four to one,
and they come over like Dad, Dad, you guys got
to score more. You're losing. Yes, I know, Dad, how
come you're not winning yet? Okay, guys, this team they're good,
they're fast, they're younger than us. Okay, we're trying our best. Okay,
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second half they decided to go play on field one
for about ten minutes because they didn't want to watch
us get smoked anymore.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
I was gonna say, good kids, if they last the
whole game, ain't no way.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Then he comes over and he's like, Dad, Dad, I
gotta go poop, right, Well, what do you want me
to do about it. I'm playing a game. I told
you before we left the house. If you're gonna have
to poop, I'm not gonna be able to help you
at the game.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Where's your wife?
Speaker 1 (28:39):
I don't know. She's not there. Ray problems. No. She
went to school board meeting about budgets, very interesting, very
exciting stuff. And she's like, I really think it's important
for you know, me to go watch and learn about
the budgets for all the schools in the district.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
We have eighteen dollar She's like two of the dollars
were spent on toilet paper, Like, what does that mean?
I would love to know their budget, Like what a
hundred bucks?
Speaker 1 (29:08):
I don't know, but she wanted to go and she
wanted shell.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
As they're twelve years old. The bathrooms haven't been updated
in twenty years. But this year we're gonna have a
new AI tool that makes the teachers not half the
grade tests. It's two hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Yeah, I don't know what they talk about. But I
wasn't there. My name was Been. I wasn't in it.
I was at my soccer game. So the older kid
he has to go poop, He goes poop leaves and
then we end up losing seven to two.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Geez freaking leaking like a SIV. You got to get
two guys in goalie.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Yeah, and no, our goalie played amazing. What's a if?
That's amazing?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
What's a bad game?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Twenty goals?
Speaker 3 (29:53):
It should have been twenty to two. I mean, our
goalie was amazing. Uh, Vandy's gotten good, amazing. And my
kid's dad, you guys got crushed. Wow, you guys got crushed. Dad.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
You didn't even score a single goal.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Oh man, that's the memory they'll remember.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
I'm like, yeah, I know, and they're like, Dad, but
we did see you take a couple of shots. They
didn't go in, but we saw you take a couple
of shots. But you guys got crushed. Couldn't bend it now.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
I couldn't bend it like Beckham man. I couldn't do
a Beckham kick. It just doesn't bend. It just keeps
flying off. It's like freaking fades, freaking golf dude.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
It's wide right, not even like oh man, gotta miss
that one. Yeah, so it was bad, dude. We absolutely
got crushed. It was sad to see the kids. I
thought they were gonna love me and they were gonna
embrace me and they were gonna support me. But instead
they're already into the trash talk and ragging on Dad
about how bad his team was. First thing they tell
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their mom, Mom, Dad's team got crushed. I'm like, great, great, great.
It was six to two, No, seven to two. They
only scored two goals. Okay, okay. Then pre K. I
pick up the four year old from pre K yesterday
and he goes Dad, Dad. I'm like what, and he goes,
I told all my friends about how you got crushed
(31:15):
last night. Ah. I'm like, what do you mean? He goes, yeah,
I told Isaiah and Robert and JB. I told him
all about how you guys got crushed in soccer.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
It's gotta be better, though, than the other guy talking
about his dad that's an alcoholic, or the one that
doesn't have a job he's been unemployed for six months.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
At least they had a story to tell about their dad.
At least they got to see their dad do something
besides pick up the bottle.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
And you know, those kids went home and told their
parents and their dad's like, what he's playing? Organize soccer?
I get home and put down a bag of Dorito's, like,
what what are you taught?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Like?
Speaker 3 (31:57):
That would be mind blowing to a dad that he's like,
May they must have young parents.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
No, I think he's your age. He has a beard that's.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Gray, he has white hair on his face.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Well, they must have had those kids real young. There's
honey playing intramurals. He's got to be in his I'd
say his must be in his thirties. Had that kid
in his twenties, it must be as he's got a
beer gut and hasn't even hit the treadmill in years.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Yeah, man, it was rough. And then we're sitting around
the dinner table last night, and the youngest tells his brothers, yeah,
I told all my friends about how dad got crushed
last night, and my middle goes. Middle one goes, I'm
gonna tell my friends tomorrow. Like what, Like, guys, it's over.
We lost no need to spread the news. You sat
(32:44):
at the dinner table. What does this leave it to
beaver ry?
Speaker 3 (32:47):
And then in the morning, I read the morning paper
with some orange juice. I'll take two eggs, yeh, some toast,
Thank you, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
One thing you learn is that when you have little kids,
you sit at the dinner table as a family and
eat dinner. Most of the time, me.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
On one chair, bazer sitting up at the calendar, the
cat walking all over the dishes, that's dinner.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
I understand that when you don't have kids, you can
be all over sporadic. And the oldest was upset because
I wouldn't let him take his food and eat it
in front of the TV. Because the NCAA tournament was
on last night. He wanted to watch, and I was like, no,
we're sitting as a family. Oh you never let me watch.
You know, that's not it. We're just eating dinner right now.
(33:30):
Can I turn my chair to uh so I can
get an angle to see the TV. No, that's not
what we're gonna do. You're gonna turn around and face
us and we're gonna talk. He must have ate late,
geez baezer by six thirty. Sorry, I can't eat after four? Eh,
what I'll eat solo.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
She's on some inter minute fasting and I think she's
shut down from eating at like three point thirty, So
from three thirty to nine she's starving to death. I'm like,
there's gotta be another diet where you don't just shut
off eating it. She's like, you got to hurry home.
I got what what are you talking about? So we
always do your late lunch breaks and we go. No,
I gotta get home. I gotta eat before three thirty.
(34:07):
What Oh those games were late, dude.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Yeah, some of them were late. But hey, but that's
what I'm saying, Raight. Sometimes you love your kids and
sometimes you wish you never had them. We'll take a break,
we'll be right back. Oh man, what a day. And
let me tell you, I need some prayers. I need prayers.
And I'm talking to all you people out there because
(34:31):
today Kansas, No, they don't play, man, I know they don't.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Arkansas doesn't play.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Bro Tennessee and Michigan State continues on. I outlasted all
you fools.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
No, no, no, no, just because you happen to play on
a different day, you're the same round, still alive.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Stop they won't wait, they won't be. No, no, no, no,
they won't be. But stop stop that talk. Oh no,
they won't be. Stop Ioway State and the Yukon and guys,
Just for y'all at home before you start this truly
fascinating story about the prayers the Yukon team.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
I messed it up.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
When I was at the hotel in my robe during
the ice storm, I watched Yukon and Villanova.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Did I have a couple drinks? Sure, a couple of
white claws?
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Did I think then two months later that the good
team was Villanova?
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Yes? Did I post about.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
It on our Instagram Watch out for Villanova this March
because I saw them during the ice storm and they're
really good. Yes, yes, yes, I was actually talking about Yukon.
Yukon is the team that looks like an NBA team
has some men. Purdue has that man downstairs. Yukon has
some men. So they're actually the good team that I
(35:40):
was talking about. Unfortunately, they'll roll Michigan State and Iowa
State will definitely beat the balls. But we beat you
guys by a day, Arkansas by a day, and you
guys buy a day in a week.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Over to you, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Yeah, I would like to say I need some prayers.
I need everybody to pull out their rosaries, to go
outside and look upstairs, get down on you know, your
two knees and do the sign of the cross or
whatever you do. And I need you to look upstairs
and say, dear tournament gods, can you please grant this
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one wish? As we are gathered here today in front
of the TV, can you please squarely allow the legend
of Tom Izzo and the Michigan State Spartans to please
win this game today. I know, I know, I know
it's a lot to ask, but we need our big
(36:36):
ten green monsters to please take down Dan Hurley and
is yelling and screaming at his players and out of
control berating of the.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Refshut and touch him, hut and touch.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Him and the you know back to back national titles
that Yukon won. Can we please send them home in
the sweet sixteen. I know they're the two seed and
they're supposed to win, but please, tournament gods, please shine
your light on those boys from Michigan because we need this.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Just tell me why?
Speaker 3 (37:10):
What?
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Can you tell me where they're from in Michigan anxiety.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
Forgot Eastlands where my phone numbers from.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Can you please? They haven't seen sunshine in like three
months because it's been winter, It's been dumping snow. These
people of East Lansing needs something to keep him going
in life. And I'm gonna tell you why, Attorney gods.
It's because in tradition never dies. Which is my family
bracket that we have done since kids kid, Chess Day's Dad.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
I got the poster birds and charpies. It's extra thick.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Chess Day's Dad is up two points on me. In
the tournament bracket. He has the Yukon Huskies moving on
to the lead eight.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Smart.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
I have the Michigan State Spartans moving on to the
leit eight. The fighting is OUs. If Yukon wins, we
have the rest of the tournament the same, the exact
same teams in the Final four, the exact same teams
in the championship. The exact same team winning it. So
(38:20):
the only way I can catch him is if Michigan
State does the unthinkable and beats the Yukon Huskies or else.
Your boy, Your boy has been eliminated from tradition, never dies,
sort of like kid, he's already been eliminated with Florida
(38:42):
winning it all?
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Kid, what do you mean the Horns lost?
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Kid?
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Oh? Kid, that's beautiful. Who else has already been eliminated?
Batter's box has already been eliminated? What if everybody that's
a batter's box here with us? As he said last
year that he was never gonna pick Houston again, and
he came back this year and picked Houston.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Who's on?
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Oh my goodness. I don't think Kelvin Sampson knows how
to teach offense. He knows how to teach defense.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Like batter's box.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
You're not winning a championship in modern day basketball scoring
fifty points.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Stop with that final pick.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
Stop Oh in Arkansas, You're not winning a championship allowing
over one hundred and fifty points.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Stop batters box. Stop.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Yeah, Wes, we are all Moreland, we are You're our
thoughts and prayers with you, You and your Arkansas brethren.
I think Wesley just is also Arkansas. He lives in Oklahoma,
but he likes Arkansas. Something like that. Yeah, bodied, they
didn't get bodied, and so yes, that is why I
need the Michigan State Spartans to win tonight.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Okay, not to totally throw you off. I just wanted
to say this.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
That's all I got.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
It's just a small memory.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
I have a Michigan State about a week ago before
the tournament started in the Big Ten Championship, maybe before it.
It was Michigan State. And you see, I thought, Dad,
let's watch it together. Games started at like nine. I
guess it's a theme. These games started nine and end
at midnight. They were down fifteen in the first half.
What their offense looked so horrible to a UCLA team
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that I guess was injured the first time they played them,
and they were starting to get healthy. And they got
that Cronin guy as their coach who's weird and mean.
Can I say it's almost similar to Hurley when it
comes to mean.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
I forgot that UCLA was in the Big Ten went
until you started talking about him. Yeah, what are you
talking about? They were playing them a week before the tournament.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
In the tourney, and I went to bed at halftime.
It was such a blowout. Fears is, yes, the glue,
he makes the fifteen assists.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
But Bro, they just don't have the shooters. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
They got Cohen Carr, the big lefty. He's gonna throw
it down, bigfella. I'm telling you, they don't have the shooters.
You con may put thirty on them.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Well, I hope they put thirty on them, because that
would be a perfect score. We can score more than thirty.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
On thirty on top of whatever they put. I'm just
telling you, if I was betting mad the Arizona team,
the fact you could still get them four times your money,
why would you not have bet that? And no Michigan State,
how sweet it was, it will not still be sweet.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
It will be elite. Hey, I got an email. Guys,
Does it bother you as much as it bothers me
that the majority of today's multi million dollar college hoop
coaches no longer wear suit and tie during a game.
I think that practice disappeared during COVID, but it seems
to me a dressed up coach speaks volumes to the
coach's character. Case in point yesterday's game between Saint John's
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and Kansas. Patino is cool, calm, and collective while dressed
to the nines, while self wore a casual, highly compensated
and endorse Adidas ensemble. Sorry, lunch, I know you're a
Jayhawks fan. Calipari and Cronin also make an effort to
look their best. Your thoughts, well, I personally love that's Dennis. Dennis.
(42:04):
Let me see who the people you named?
Speaker 3 (42:07):
What are you even wearing? Is that mad Dog beer?
Speaker 1 (42:09):
No, it's mad Dog Demolition derby man. It speaks volumes
to the coach's character. Are you talking about Rick Bettino,
the same guy that was banging someone in the steak
house bathroom when he was married, when he was at
Kentucky or where was he the coach at Kentucky or
(42:32):
Louisville and he was banging the woman in the steak bathroom?
You're talking about that guy? John Calipari on top.
Speaker 3 (42:38):
Of these perkins and steak and shakes, that's your moral
high ground. Just because you dressed in a suit, does
it make you any more moral and better than the
person next to you?
Speaker 1 (42:49):
I don't understand why they wear a suit. It has
to be terribly uncomfortable. I never wear a suit, and
when I do, I feel very stiff and rigid because
I'm not used to wearing a suit. I don't understand
why they'd wear a suit. They're sweating, and they're walking
up and down the sideline. It just seems weird.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
And if there's a guy wearing a suit at Perkins,
he's either strung out on coke or he's unemployed and
he's trying to better his life. So it's one of
the two. And do you want to hear a voicemail
now that you read an email?
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Yeah. Rick Watino, senior at Louisville, was ended following two
major scandals. A sex scandal involving escorts for recruits.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Oh my gosh, what did you just do?
Speaker 1 (43:35):
And then what?
Speaker 3 (43:38):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (43:39):
What did you just google?
Speaker 1 (43:42):
Oh? No, I didn't.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
I'm out.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
I didn't. Well, I'm sorry, we'll take a break, we'll
right back. But no, it doesn't bother me that they
don't wear a suit. I think it's sort of like
a lawyer. Why does a lawyer have to wear a suit?
I want my lawyer to be comfortable and cool. Just
because you wear a suit doesn't mean you're a good lawyer.
It doesn't make you a good coach to wear a suit. Sorry,
it doesn't matter to me, Dennis, I don't know. It
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doesn't bother me very much, but yeah, hit the voicemail.
Speaker 5 (44:08):
Hey, this is Seth from Indiana. I just wanted to
call and give Lunchbox and Ray a shout out for
the Sore Losers podcast. I'm a longtime listener of the
Big Show and I've never really listened to The Sore Losers,
but tried an episode today and I mean it was hilarious.
I listened to two more after that. The mustard mouth
(44:29):
story that Lunchbox told was hysterical. So good work, guys,
keep it up. I just wanted to give him some love.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Yep, rock them, okay, Jim Rome. Hey, what was his name,
Seth or Steph U?
Speaker 3 (44:44):
It was Steph Curry, Steph Curry man.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
He was He was in Indiana why the Pacers? And
he found the pod. Now, see this is what I need.
How come we can't get our listeners to like, get
one person on board. All you gotta do is get
one person, one friend, family member.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
At Starbucks, at the stop play somebody, just get one
person to listen.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
When you're walking past ten City on Broadway.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Yeah, so our Losers podcast. Check it out. I mean, somebody,
this is what I'm talking about. We need new people
like this. We need new blood too. The old blood
is amazing and we want to grow this. So we
need you to tell your friends and your family what's up.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
For the weekend?
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Oh man, do you want to know?
Speaker 3 (45:23):
Not times, ors practices or schedules, but something interesting? Eight
am tomorrow morning baseball game? Eight am am? What am for?
Who are you betting Japanese baseball? No?
Speaker 1 (45:40):
My kid?
Speaker 3 (45:40):
Why so early?
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Ah? Because that's what's on the schedule, says eight am? Yeah,
eight am, dude, we have let's see eight am for
the oldest.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
And then I mean, is the dew even off the crops?
Speaker 1 (45:53):
Eight fifty five is for t ball, and then we
get a break for the next twenty seven hours and
we have a three o'clock for the middle child. That's
what we got this weekend. That's all I know that's
on the agenda. Yeah, we're pretty wide open. I'm excited.
Oh yeah, yeah, Oh, you're gonna watch the games tonight.
I'll be up all night, oh see, because I won't
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be because my middle child turned six last month in February,
and his little best friend turned six months six years
last month, and they've been talking about doing a birthday dinner.
And guess when my wife scheduled it for tomorrow tonight,
(46:34):
when I need the Michigan State Spartans to win, I'll
be stuck at dinner and I'll guarantee it there ain't
gonna be a TV in that place.
Speaker 3 (46:45):
I'm glad I got seven TVs because Michigan State and
the Balls play at the exact same time.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
It is so stupid. The NC douable a like the
timing of these games is per absolutely missed every game
last night because they started at six.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
I was in bed at five thirty.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
Texas and Purdue and Nebraska and Iowa were both phenomenal games,
but you didn't. You'll, you had to pick one or
the other because you couldn't have them both on because
they started pretty much at the exact same time. Why
not start one of those at four thirty, then boom,
have the next one at six, then boom, have the
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next one at eight, then boom, then it gets kind
of late.
Speaker 3 (47:25):
And the thing nobody talks about. I love the quad
camera and March madness and affl Guys, you can't see
it as well, so small and you're really not.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Ingraining in your mind? What is even happening?
Speaker 1 (47:37):
No, because you're bouncing back and forth.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
And somebody on our Facebook page said this as well,
you really do just have to watch one game? Really,
I mean two possibly hard, it's still different because they're
cutting the screen in half.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
So, I mean, as cute as it is to have
the quad cam up, and they put two of them
as the women's games and one is Fox News. I'm like, awesome, guys,
I'm glad we're choosing the quadcam allowed the consumer to
but yeah, it's just not possible. So you're gonna miss
a game.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
You're gonna miss a game. Yeah, you're gonna miss a game.
Why everybody have a great weekend. Man.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
I wanted to go off on a tangent a whole
thing about Bayser playing golf now, but we're gonna have
to do that on Monday's menu.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
Didn't tell me that.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
No, you're good. I just didn't know we were gonna
go to Dad and kid well again, which is good.
The truckers don't have kids though, that's the problem. You
gonna Remember, these guys are bagging lizards.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
Kids. They just don't know about it.
Speaker 3 (48:31):
They don't they're not at home for them, so they
don't really relate to your kids going to your game.
A truckers on the road six out of seven days
of the week.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
If farmers get it.
Speaker 3 (48:40):
I mean the farmers are pretty wide over them because
their crops haven't even started. It still looks like grass
to me until they're it's planting season because I just
furted the dirt, so I did a little planting. I
don't know about the actual crops themselves, but maybe there's
more furit than the dirt and the crops that I'm seeing,
But it just looks like grass right now.
Speaker 1 (49:01):
Yeah, that's my apologies. Before the show, you told me
you had the A block. You didn't tell me you
also had a baser block. You didn't tell me. You
gave me the heads up on the one, didn't tell
me on the other.
Speaker 3 (49:09):
Well, there's no rush to it because there's an investment.
There is it long term payoff, and then there's the
public's opinion of why starting to play golf. This is
gonna be contrary to any of those things, and it's
gonna be mind blowing, and it is why you guys
come to our show for these segments. Monday morning, seven twenty.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
All right, yeah, that wasn't bad, man, that was a
good one.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Is this gonna be the replay?
Speaker 3 (49:37):
I don't know, what do you think? Or is it
gonna be Wednesdays? I don't remember Wednesdays? We recorded one part. Well,
I remember it.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
That was your boy, that coach, the original coach.
Speaker 3 (49:48):
Oh, then this is probably gotta be the replay. Okay,
all right, And there's gonna be rain today. You didn't
factor that into what you're doing this weekend. Your wife's
gonna be storm crazy. It's gonna be rain today, rain,
but maybe not storms. So I think she might be
in the clear.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
Okay, yeah, she she doesn't like she likes rain. Is fine,
it's just the other thing. Yeah. But Dennis, oh high
and mighty. You think Dennis wears a suit when he
watches the game, but he's judging these coaches. Dennis, You're crazy, dude.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
I mean, you're down to about lawyers as the only
profession that wears a suit.
Speaker 1 (50:21):
I think you're about right.
Speaker 3 (50:22):
I mean nobody, I mean, dude, we just had a
business lunch for the podcast trying to get sponsors and stuff.
Speaker 2 (50:30):
Yeah, nobody wears suits. It's awesome. I'm in like a
hoodie and jeans.
Speaker 3 (50:35):
The guy, the business guy we were meeting up with,
he's wearing a golf polo and jem talk.
Speaker 1 (50:40):
It's awesome.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
But back in the day, I would have had to
put a suit on and then that tie, and then
you'd have to have this stiff meeting.
Speaker 1 (50:48):
Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 2 (50:49):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (50:50):
Nothing like the old lady at home. How are you?
Did you read the USA today today? Yeah? Did you
see that article? Yeah, the op ed. Yeah. My wife
thought for the longest time that every dude wore a
suit every day because her dad was a lawyer, and
she thought guys shaved every day because her dad shaved
(51:10):
every day.
Speaker 2 (51:12):
That is amazing. We don't have to shave every day.
Speaker 1 (51:15):
Oh my gosh, it's like, that's why my face gets
so out of control. It's my least favorite thing to
do in the world to shave.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
One one a week, and I'm perfect.
Speaker 3 (51:24):
I love it. And it was never told that as
a kid, you're only gonna have shaved once a day.
Speaker 2 (51:28):
Amazing.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
Do you use a razor or?
Speaker 3 (51:29):
To use an electric razor? In the shower. But yeah,
I don't like shaving either, hate it. It just takes him
extra ten minutes. You gotta make sure your fogless mirror
is charged.
Speaker 1 (51:40):
It's it's it's very annoying. Yeah, all right. We gotta go, man,
we gotta go. We gotta go.
Yeah, you're supposed to start it, man, you said before
we went on, I got a story about the original coach,
which means that is a block material.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I'm not the host.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Uh, yeah you are.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
You got to kick it to me as the co host. Uh,
over to you, right start the show. Yeah, we should
start the show and then we'll get to that. I'm
so confused. What are you confused by? There's an intro
to a show. There's a beginning, of middle, and an end.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, it's like the introduction, the body and then the conclusion.
Well then what you have to do when you wrote
a paper?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
And then also that I oh, yes.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
All.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
At the same time, I felt bad then for making
fun of you for the Afroman story because it is
tough to determine because you asked me before we started,
is it a block? And I said yes, and on
reconsidering it, maybe it's like B So then I all
of a sudden felt all the pressure of an a
block story. So now I understand Afroman. You just don't
(01:05):
know if it's gonna hit.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
No, you really don't, Like I have no idea what
I think when I see something, and I'm like, that
is so funny. And then I bring it in and
you have and your eyes show me that you have
no idea what I'm talking about. I feel like, as
I'm telling the Afroman's story, I was like, this is
just losing steam. I started losing steam. I started losing
(01:27):
confidence in myself, in my judgment. But then the people
online have justified my love for the Afroman trial and
all the music videos because they are phenomenal.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
All right, let's get it started.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, let's do it live, man, Arnold, are you running? Yep?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Gout my pants down?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Run it a party, No, Arnold, that's later. That is
later on Broadway. Man, you and Abby do your thing there.
We don't do that in the studio. Spring Break is
best served in Dashville. It's a dish, best serf hot Hey, Arnold,
spring break has been over for like three weeks, man,
so he's turned to break. Whenever I do spring.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Break, I break.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Can I tell you that teachers get off pretty early.
There's a guy that teaches at Vanderbilt. He is His
daughter is in my oldest kid's class, so first grade.
They're in the state, and I was talking to him.
He teaches two classes per semester.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
One of those gender classes.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I don't know what he teaches, but he was just
telling me that he's a professor at Vanderbilt and his
last day of teaching is like April eighteenth. I'm like, wow,
I really felt like college went into the middle of
May back in the day. Maybe not, maybe they get
out before regular school gets out. But he's already almost
(02:54):
done with his school year and then he's off for
four months.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
It's pretty baller, but so advanced degree. He probably went
to school for twelve years.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
That is true. He did go get his something, and
he teaches it Vanderbilt, and he does do research during
the summer. But he is gonna go to Canada for
like a month with the family.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Just research my backyard drinking a beer with birds flying by.
Test it again tomorrow my theory.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, I'm gonna research if I drink this whole picture
of Margarita's while be smashed or just buzzed.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Just grab my wife's knockers. Gonna do it again tomorrow,
test the theorem that she gets mad at me. We'll
check back tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I'm gonna smack my wife, but at seven am, see
if that gets here in the mood. If not, we'll
try at eight am. Turn back with me tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
I'm gonna walk down Broadway and get slobber knockered and
count how many people I see.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Try it again tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I mean, that's the research.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I mean, what research is.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I'm gonna go to the movies with my family on
tomorrow and we're gonna see how many people are in
the theater at three pm. And then we're gonna go to
a movie the next day at six pm, and we're
going to count the difference. I bet there's more of
the six pm. That's my hypothesis. Check back with me
in three days. That just reminded me. I did a
communication studies class in college.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Definitely a rocket was in my group and we had
to go to Walmart and count people in certain departments.
Really might not be politically correct nowadays.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Why what's wrong with counting people?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
We would also count how many people went in the
dressing rooms and then how many people just didn't even
try on clothes.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Is there something wrong with that? Uh?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I don't know if they're doing any research projects in
near the fitting rooms of department stores in today's day
and age.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah, that may look a little weird, like the girl
dressing room. Why do you want to know creep?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
The girl at one point was positioned in front of
the dude's fitting rooms and she was counting how many
of them and how long they were in the fitting
rooms for huh, just because we didn't have enough people
to go around. So like I was almost in the
kids section. I think, Okay, Like.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
How wrong was that?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
No, that's very wrong.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I'm like watching kids play with toys. They forty percent
of the kids that touched the toy bought it. Like,
what a stupid research project.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
That is pretty stupid.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
But love the group.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I was in good group and that oh I told
you it was a rocket in there. And also as in.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
What does a rocket mean?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Hatty?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I've never heard a hotty called a rocket.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Neither here nor there.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
But the point of the story, even better point than that,
was I was trying to hit on her, you know,
I think I almost put her in my group, like
picked her. Yeah, and I was like, hey, let's get
a couple other people to team up. Well a week
later after the group, but I didn't know if she
had a boyfriend. But I'm like, you know, trying to
holler at her. I'm selling my TV and her dude
and her come over to my apartment and I'm selling
(05:51):
my TV. It's like I can't pay rent in the
ad and they come over and they're taking my only
TV that I have because I probably lost money gambling.
And hey, I was the guy hitting on your group project.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yeah, I know the ad said for rent, but I
was just kidding. I know, you're taking the TV now
and it looks like I just have an empty dresser.
That's actually the case getting bigger TV. I mean it
was like a top of the line TV, so obviously
I was selling it for money troubles. So that was
pretty much the end of the line with that one.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yeah, that group project didn't work out, and nothing about
it worked out.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Huh what did that teacher think that we were gonna
get some that's your research project data?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I mean, I don't know what you're researching, but I mean,
I'm sure there was some kind of topic you were
doing where you guys got Walmart and probably someone else
in your group got Target or Kmart or something like that,
or Bells or Mervin's. Did you ever have Mervins? I
don't know. Were you the only group that had to
go to Walmart or everybody had to go to Walmart.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Everybody went to different stores. Okay, yeah, and we had
chose that one. And dude in San Marcus, Texas, we
were stalking, for lack of a better word than aisles.
I'm going to go to the kids section. I'll see
in a second, Sarah you go into the guy's fitting rooms.
And I think is Thearah the rocket? Yeah, and I
(07:15):
almost want to say that. They said, Hey, wait a minute,
that's my sister's name. She was at that school. Were
you hitting on my sister?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Never got her last name?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Okay, I think they said, hey, just creepy factor. We
don't want to put a guy near the girls dressing room.
But we didn't think it was wrong to have a
girl near the guy's dressing room, so they said, but.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
They didn't think it was creepy to put a guy
in the kids section.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
You had to go to every department. Okay, I was
just standing in the kids section. Huh So random? Hell
communication studies.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Baby, man, that's a weird one man.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
What of research project that was?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
That is interesting? So what'd you find out? What was
your final analysis?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
All it was was data from Walmart.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
How people that tries to we found out that if
somebody tries something on there's a chance that it's a
way better chance that they're gonna buy it than if
and then we would follow them to see that they
went to the cash register. Dude, that would not fly
in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Now, that'd be a little weird. They'd pull out their phone.
They'd go live on TikTok and be like, oh my gosh,
this guy's following me through Walmart. This guy's followed me
through Walmart. Get away from me, creep. That's what they
would do.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Once the kid would get out the basketball and dribble it,
I'd follow him to his parents, follow him to the
cash register and.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Would you have your clipboard and be like, excuse me, ma'am,
are you gonna buy that basketball? Are you gonna return
the basketball? Or are you just letting your kid have it?
And then you're not gonna pay for it.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
We had stop watches and went dom it because we
didn't want to look creepy with notepads. Were like, hey,
we can reconvene and then take our notes, but let's
not carry around notepads for that reason. But this is
taken away from the a block.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Oh yeah, it is taken away from a block. We
better start the show man. We got sidetracked. We're gonna
do it live. We Oh the what duoe?
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
So users, what up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know
the most about sports, So I gave you the sports facts,
my sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Genius, y'all, it says. And I'm from the north. I'm
an alpha male. I live on the North side of Nashville,
baser in the country. My wife two point three through
through three three acres nice and mode appreciated boys. See
you in a week and fertilized a little bit of furt.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
In that dirt. Well done.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I knew where you were going.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
We're on the same page today, folks.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
And we got a voicemail. That's foreshadowing. That's men, man.
Let me tell you.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Can I get to the a blog?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Oh yeah, go ahead. Well you usually say over to
you and then I say back to you, but you
didn't do that. Sorry.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Talked to coach coach to refresh you, guys memories. He
came up with the word coach at Indianapolis Colts camp
and he worked for the team and all they do
is call each other coach.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
So he brought it to the rad station because he
had a radio show.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Yeah, and we all just started calling each other coach,
and then we created a merch line and it said
coach on it and he got mad as for that
and we never talked since as he's still with the Colts,
he's not. They let him go sadly. Oh but I
did save a voicemail his because it's the funniest voicemail
of all time.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Just to refresh you guys memory.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yeah, let's hear it. Please, here we go. Should we
say his name? We can't hear it, dude, you gotta
put it on speaker, bro No jump.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Driving to Michigan through Indiana, and I stopped at this
little casino that I usually hit when I lived here,
and I do.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
The same thing.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
I put two hundred bucks in my pocket and I
go to the High Limit room and I play that
Wheel of Fortune high Limit that's twenty five dollars a spin.
So I got four spins on the first hundred nothing
and on my second set of spins on the second hundred,
I hit the twenty five hundred. Got paid. Jump back
in the car about nine minutes about nine minutes of
the work in the door when dip paid out the
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door under ten minutes. That's the way to roll, right there,
Coach twenty five hunter fan, all Right, I don't see you.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Hope you're having a good time and the holiday.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
See, I love this.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Still have a voicemail. I love that you still have
that voicemail.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Whatever I've been a bad mood. I listened to that
the good old days.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
That is fantastic. The person that deletes emails, text messages,
deletes everything, you absolutely kept a banger of a voicemail.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
You ate me a funny voicemail that's getting kept. Or
you're a family member that I think may die.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Well, right, that got morbid. That does get morbid, dude.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
But anyways, so I had hit him up and just
just talking, just small talking.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Was just saying, hey, how you doing. Man?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Sometimes I'll just think, man, why did I lose touch
with that person? Boom hit off with a text.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
That's really good to you. That's brave man.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
And everything was fine with him.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
He's doing great, except for he said, colts win a
different direction. Maybe when Ursa passed, Oh no, daughters took over.
It wasn't that it was they were just doing budget cuts.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Who knows.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
So now he lives in the desert in Arizona. He
lives in Nevada. Whoa he works for the Raiders.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Chris Angel mind freak.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Maybe And he says he plays poker. He's semi retired.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Well, here's the problem. A lot of the poker rooms
in Vegas are going bye bye. They've been getting rid
of the poker rooms. There was a big poker boom
and they had all these poker rooms, and now they
are cutting the poker rooms because they realize they can
make more money with other gaming facilities like slot machines
and tables. But just to reconnect with him and talk,
(12:44):
can you tell me what you said to him? Did
you just say, hey, man, been thinking about you? Like,
how did you reconnected? You just out of the blue
text and say what? How does the conversation get going?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Oh? There was a lady in the news that died.
Her name was share In Gorman. Oh and so I said,
hoping you aren't related to her. Oh, and he said,
thank you for your concern. Coach, never heard of her,
but prayers as she died.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
She was killed.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Oh, she was killed.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
He didn't tell me that and then he says he's
got a gal. Now whoa in the desert? Yeah, just
talking shop like the good old days. I mean this guy,
we would end our show and we would go in
his studio, put down everybody puts down ten twenty bucks
and would shoot a basketball in the trash kid.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
It was so dumb.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Sometimes the pot went up to eighty dollars.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yep, it was great.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
The old producer Brandon.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Oh whatever happened in Brandon man.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
I don't know, but he would always it was always
like does he have the money?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Does he have the money?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
And if he did, that mean like his kid probably
wasn't getting lunch money or he was taking it from
his old lady's purse.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yeah. Man, did you know the guy he used to
do the show with lives down the used to live
down the street.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Didn't know that. Like I saw him walking his dog
one day and he's like, hey, man, you live here.
I was like yeah. He goes, oh, you didn't know
I lived right over here. I said no, and he goes, man,
we're gonna hang out. Never saw him again. Oh, then
I see him like a year later, Oh man, how
you been? I'm like, where have you been. Oh, man,
I'm here, just here and there tours and I'm like, oh, okay,
(14:23):
cool man, all right, yeah, dude, I will beer on
the back porch. One day I was like, all right, dude,
just text me. Never heard from him. A saw him
about a month ago. I said, Man, where are you man?
And he goes, oh, dude, I've been in Minnesota. Man,
he goes, I'm just coming down. I'm selling the house.
We've been in Minnesota for like two years.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I'm like, well, what about that beer?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Yeah, what about that beer on the back porch?
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Man?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
What about that? Hey? Why say you live right down
the street when you really live in Minnesota? And he's like,
you know, and we thought about, you know, like keeping
the house even though we've been in Minnesota for two
and a half years. But the kids are grown, they're
not going to come back. So we're in Minnesota. We're
not gonna be leaving Minnesota. So why have the house here?
He goes, So it's going on the market, man, it's
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going bye bye. So we're here to clean out the house.
I was like, well, man, it's been real pleasure being
a neighbor yours.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Hey, well you packed boxes, you want to have a beer.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I said, before you leave, you want to get that
beer on the back porch, so you're not a liar.
So we shook hands and he was like, yeah, man,
it's kind of weird moving out. I've had this house
for I don't know how many years, he said, But
literally I saw him three times. No wonder, I only
saw him three times. He was living in Minnesota the
whole damn time.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
And Coach also was the guy that my parents frowned
upon me and Baz are living together before we remarried.
So one weekend I had the idea, tired of my
parents always coming down and I'm sleeping in sin so
I said, Hey, Coach, what if I just put like
a diploma on a table and a couple pieces of
(15:59):
clothes those articles of clothing on the bed, maybe a
backpack in one of your rooms, so it looks like
I live at your place with you. So if my
parents want to see where I live, I can kind
of show it and it looks like I'm not bagging
a Nashville chack.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
How old were you at this point, Oh, probably twenty five.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
He said, sure, Coach, Sure, sure, sure, suresh.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I did it?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Put all my stuff there, but parents never even wanted
to see where I lived. So it never got to
that point.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Twenty five years old and you're worried about where you
live because of your.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Per memorizing the drive.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Oh my god. And then you show up and he
forgot to give you a key. Hey, Hey man, Hey,
I get get in? Are you home? You never gave
me a key? Ray, He never gave you a key?
How long you lived here? I've lived here for a year, mom.
I I usually just leave it on lot. That's I
don't know what he was doing today. I'm bad.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
That's a good dude. And then we stole the coach
name from him and made merch.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Yeah, my name, image and likeness. I think he was
more mad about it. He invited you to a Colts
party here in town, and you guys never showed up.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
That was more to utter guy confirming we were gonna
go when I never confirmed at eight pm on a
Thursday night.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Yeah, man, that's good that he semi retired. He's just
he deserves it. He's been working hard his whole life.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
He's a great dude.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
I mean, the stories are endless, just how he taught
us how to show park. He goes, yeah, why would
you ever park behind a restaurant? He goes, pull a
thing up front, give the guy twenty dollars, just tell
him to park it out front. Even But this is
not just places that at Valet. He's talking any place
you just pull it up front, give the coat guy
(17:39):
or something twenty and tell him to just park it
up front.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Just leave it up front. Man, I'm gona ride back
and they just leave it up front. I've never I
had never heard.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Of that, he said. At the airport.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
That's kind of where I learned about VIP, but this
is a different iteration of it.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
He would pull up to the.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
VIP, give him twenty bucks just to hold his car
and say, hey, I'm leaving, leaving in like thirty minutes.
Don't want to go through the whole rigamarole of parking
a vehicle. He just hold onto a form me, here's
twenty and the guy like, yeah, I know, we're just
parking over there.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Come back and get it though.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
That's awesome that and then I.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Mean, he would he he was notorious when construction site
started in that show.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Oh man, he would pull pull up to the work
and pull up and he just pull up. He'd pull
up and he'd.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
And the guys would be all flustered.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
He'd honk at.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Him and he'd always have a yukon or an escalade,
like a powerful look in suv rolled on his window.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
I just talked to Bob.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
He said that you guys, you guys have that metal yet,
and they'd be like, no, no, there hasn't been a shipment.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Ah, damn it.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
I'll call Bob again.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
He said he was gonna bring it by confuse every
construction worker, but they always fell for it.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Well, they don't know what's going on. They just get
start getting yelled. They'd pull up, Hey, guys, Bob said.
Bob said, he'll be buying thirty. Make sure you're you're
you're really uh, you're really working hard thirty. Bob said,
he'll be buying thirty. Good All right, man, we'll see
you guys later, and you drive off and they would
just look at him so hard. Who the hell's Bob?
Is that real? Are we are?
Speaker 3 (19:11):
We?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Oh my gosh? So fun and not even filmed.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
He just did it for the love of the game.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah he was. He wasn't doing it for TikTok tik
Tak He wasn't doing it for Instagram, he wasn't doing
it for the Twitter. He was doing it just for
the laughs and the camaraderie of guys being guys. It
was so fun. Have they delivered that palette yet?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
No? Not here? You're sure they didn't bring one early
this morning? No, I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Damn it.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
I'm gonna call the big guy again.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
He said, they're delivered it this morning. Alright, I'll be back.
And then it always rolls window down, leave the worker
like I guess he'll be back.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Hey, will you tell him I swung by? Yeah, we'll
tell him.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
All right. Hey, I'm just glad you reached out to him. Man,
that really means good. That's I'm gonna reach out to
someone today that I haven't taught to I actually did.
I reached out to a guy that I grew up with, right,
batter at the box. No what if everybody that's a
batter's box here with us? And he was in town
like six months ago, and he hit me up, and
so we went and had a drink, and so I
(20:14):
got his number, and I finally, like six months later,
I haven't talked to him, and so I texted him.
I was like, hey, man, just checking in. Hope the
family's doing well. Hope you're doing well. He never responded
that it was like a week ago. Man, I don't know
new numbers, man, I don't know. I don't think it's
a new number. I think it's just like, hey, we
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got that drink in Nashville, and we're not really that
close anymore, so you don't really need to text me
see how I'm doing. Let's see if I maybe I
missed it. No, no, let's see there it is. I
texted him on three nineteen. That's been ten days, man.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Well, and also remember people read texts at different times.
I read mine at two am, and then I'm not
going to respond to somebody and wake him up, So
then I'll do it later or just never respond. Then
he gets pushed down. Next thing, you know, ten days pass.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
We're gonna take a break.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Yeah, we're gonna take a break. We'll be right back.
Hey man, I'm glad to see coaches back in your life.
That's that's such a romantic good thing. We'll be right back, man.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
And to hear him say coach in that voicemaild only
to know that we're gonna steal the name image in lateness.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Ten years later, culture everybody says, have kids, have kids,
it's the most amazing thing you'll ever do. Oh my gosh,
you'll never understand that feeling. And I agree with them sometimes,
except for on Wednesday, when I look at my schedule
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and I have a soccer game six oh five.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Please no more times. My kids gotta practice at eight No.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Continue, kids don't have practice on Wednesdays. They don't have
anything on Wednesdays six five pm. That's pretty early. And
I look at my three kids in the face and
I said, hey, boys, you want to watch your dad
play some soccer tonight? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, They are all in.
(22:11):
It's about time, dad. We never get to go watch
you play soccer.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
This is what they actually said.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Now, this is what they actually said, or what you
wanted them to say. No, no, this is what they said.
Like what?
Speaker 3 (22:24):
And some kids selfish, They just want to see themselves
in the mirror.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
So I'm excited. I'm like, yes, my kids want to
go see me play soccer. This is what they want.
We always have eight o'clock, nine o'clock games. They can't
come to those, it's too late. They're already in bed
this one. They're gonna come and cheer me on. So
we get to the soccer place and before the game
they want to play a game two on two. I'm like, guys,
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I need to save my energy, but fine, I'll run
up and down the field with you kicking the ball. Great.
Then the game starts and I'm like, hey, that field
over there is open if you guys want to go
play and there No, I want to watch, No want
to watch, No, I want to watch. So they all
sit Chris Cross Apple sauce on the sideline.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Opening day of base soccer?
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Yeah, base Oh, I guess baseball was that night.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
But no, why would we talk about that. I'd rather
talk about opening night of soccer?
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Thank you. This was Wednesday. Opening Day was really on Thursday.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Netflix had it on Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Whatever. Yeah, where were they playing Giants? Baby Yankees? Were
they in America?
Speaker 3 (23:28):
I think so? But I know Netflix was all over.
It was all haywire. Everybody's so terrible, but they stick
to movies. Let us handle the sports anyways.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
So I make a bad pass and it goes out
of bounds.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Wow, So first time you've said that you make a
bad pass.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
You're just like I passed great, I did great defense.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Well, sometimes I do play. I mean I make mistakes
every game, and there's no way on perfect every game.
I know.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
But in my head, like I stopped playing organized sports
fifteen years ago, so I just imagine you as like
this horrible, like always trip in like terrible, but in
your head you still think you're playing with them. So
in my head and our listeners probably imagined you as awful.
So the fact you finally just said you made it
bad past, thank you.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Yes, okay, And maybe it wasn't that bat.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
I mean it hit like sloppy, your shoes are untied,
A lot of huffing and puffing, like that's what I imagine,
and I've never seen you play before.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Okay, I'm not gonna argue with you. There is huffing
and puffing going on. There are times when I think
I can do something that I used to be able
to do, and then I'm like, not, can't do that.
Like or you tell yourself, man, you're gonna get that ball,
and then someone gets there before you do and it's like, man,
that's weird. Or you're running up to play defense and
you think you're gonna be able to stop. But then
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you just run into them because you can't put on
the brakes as fast and you have to. Oh, I'm
so sorry. I'm so sorry. My mind tells me I
can still do that. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
And it's all these big bandy kids there, and the
guys are wearing banana hammock now when the girls are
wearing those golf skirts.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Ah, I've never seen the banana hammocks. But okay, I
don't know what soccer you're watching, but there are no
banana hammocks allowed on the field that I know of.
And so I make a bad pass in the first
minute of the game.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Only crap want to start and.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
It goes out of bounds. And you know, I told
you I love my kids. They came to watch me.
And from the sideline, I hear, Dad, why'd you kick
it out of bounds? That was bad?
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Okay, no eighty nine more minutes of this. I'm like,
it wasn't me that kep out of bounds. It hit
off his foot. It was Sarah And now it's Charlie.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Bad path Dad, it.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Was the ups guy. That's the goalie.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Okay, all right? Then I take a shot and miss Dad,
I would have scored that. Now this is funny. And
I'm like, okay, and I'm like, this is gonna get old.
This is gonna get old. They're gonna yell every single time.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
The players gotta be loving it though.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Oh people are laughing. People are laughing. And then this
one person stuffs me, Dad, that wasn't a good idea. Okay,
And I try another pass and it goes way out
of bounds and goes wow, Dad, you kicked out the
wrong way A long way. Okay, all right. Then we
give up two goals.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Well please tell me they saw you get a goal.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Then we give up two goals, and my youngest yells, Dad,
maybe I should play goalie.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
I'm like, relax, you're a kid. I cannot brought you
in this world'll take you out.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
And I get that. He thinks he should play goalie
because he's the youngest. So the two older brothers when
they play in the backyard always make him play goalie.
And so we give up two goals and he thinks,
oh my gosh, they're giving up a lot of goals.
I mean, put him in he would die. Oh.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
It's just like enter Miami versus Nashville sc out. There.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
No it's not that. No no, no, no, no, no, no,
no stop. It's I'm just saying that I a four
year old, I don't think he would be able to
stop a shot.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Like, dude, I've seen old man softball, so I know
those visions. I've just never seen old men's soccer. So
like when you explain your stories, I know you're thinking
like you're just like you were when you were in college.
All I see in my head is like old ass
men tripping and crap, like your gut's hanging out like
bad kicks, yelling, like.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
So much sweating. That's all I'm seeing it by head.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
And then I see a couple of Vandy co ed
chicks that are flying around you guys.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, and then James gets the ball on the right
side and he goes just take a shot, and the
sniper got him down. He goes swung and miss hit
the turf and my kids, y'all, Dad, did you see
him fall down?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
James is getting pulled in now raked.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
And they are just making fun of us the whole time,
and halftime it's like four to nothing or four to one,
and they come over like Dad, Dad, you guys got
to score more. You're losing. Yes, I know, Dad, how
come you're not winning yet? Okay, guys, this team they're good,
they're fast, they're younger than us. Okay, we're trying our best. Okay,
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second half they decided to go play on field one
for about ten minutes because they didn't want to watch
us get smoked anymore.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
I was gonna say, good kids, if they last the
whole game, ain't no way.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Then he comes over and he's like, Dad, Dad, I
gotta go poop, right, Well, what do you want me
to do about it. I'm playing a game. I told
you before we left the house. If you're gonna have
to poop, I'm not gonna be able to help you
at the game.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Where's your wife?
Speaker 1 (28:39):
I don't know. She's not there. Ray problems. No. She
went to school board meeting about budgets, very interesting, very
exciting stuff. And she's like, I really think it's important
for you know, me to go watch and learn about
the budgets for all the schools in the district.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
We have eighteen dollar She's like two of the dollars
were spent on toilet paper, Like, what does that mean?
I would love to know their budget, Like what a
hundred bucks?
Speaker 1 (29:08):
I don't know, but she wanted to go and she
wanted shell.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
As they're twelve years old. The bathrooms haven't been updated
in twenty years. But this year we're gonna have a
new AI tool that makes the teachers not half the
grade tests. It's two hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Yeah, I don't know what they talk about. But I
wasn't there. My name was Been. I wasn't in it.
I was at my soccer game. So the older kid
he has to go poop, He goes poop leaves and
then we end up losing seven to two.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Geez freaking leaking like a SIV. You got to get
two guys in goalie.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Yeah, and no, our goalie played amazing. What's a if?
That's amazing?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
What's a bad game?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Twenty goals?
Speaker 3 (29:53):
It should have been twenty to two. I mean, our
goalie was amazing. Uh, Vandy's gotten good, amazing. And my
kid's dad, you guys got crushed. Wow, you guys got crushed. Dad.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
You didn't even score a single goal.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Oh man, that's the memory they'll remember.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
I'm like, yeah, I know, and they're like, Dad, but
we did see you take a couple of shots. They
didn't go in, but we saw you take a couple
of shots. But you guys got crushed. Couldn't bend it now.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
I couldn't bend it like Beckham man. I couldn't do
a Beckham kick. It just doesn't bend. It just keeps
flying off. It's like freaking fades, freaking golf dude.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
It's wide right, not even like oh man, gotta miss
that one. Yeah, so it was bad, dude. We absolutely
got crushed. It was sad to see the kids. I
thought they were gonna love me and they were gonna
embrace me and they were gonna support me. But instead
they're already into the trash talk and ragging on Dad
about how bad his team was. First thing they tell
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their mom, Mom, Dad's team got crushed. I'm like, great, great, great.
It was six to two, No, seven to two. They
only scored two goals. Okay, okay. Then pre K. I
pick up the four year old from pre K yesterday
and he goes Dad, Dad. I'm like what, and he goes,
I told all my friends about how you got crushed
(31:15):
last night. Ah. I'm like, what do you mean? He goes, yeah,
I told Isaiah and Robert and JB. I told him
all about how you guys got crushed in soccer.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
It's gotta be better, though, than the other guy talking
about his dad that's an alcoholic, or the one that
doesn't have a job he's been unemployed for six months.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
At least they had a story to tell about their dad.
At least they got to see their dad do something
besides pick up the bottle.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
And you know, those kids went home and told their
parents and their dad's like, what he's playing? Organize soccer?
I get home and put down a bag of Dorito's, like,
what what are you taught?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Like?
Speaker 3 (31:57):
That would be mind blowing to a dad that he's like,
May they must have young parents.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
No, I think he's your age. He has a beard that's.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Gray, he has white hair on his face.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Well, they must have had those kids real young. There's
honey playing intramurals. He's got to be in his I'd
say his must be in his thirties. Had that kid
in his twenties, it must be as he's got a
beer gut and hasn't even hit the treadmill in years.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Yeah, man, it was rough. And then we're sitting around
the dinner table last night, and the youngest tells his brothers, yeah,
I told all my friends about how dad got crushed
last night, and my middle goes. Middle one goes, I'm
gonna tell my friends tomorrow. Like what, Like, guys, it's over.
We lost no need to spread the news. You sat
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at the dinner table. What does this leave it to
beaver ry?
Speaker 3 (32:47):
And then in the morning, I read the morning paper
with some orange juice. I'll take two eggs, yeh, some toast,
Thank you, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
One thing you learn is that when you have little kids,
you sit at the dinner table as a family and
eat dinner. Most of the time, me.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
On one chair, bazer sitting up at the calendar, the
cat walking all over the dishes, that's dinner.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
I understand that when you don't have kids, you can
be all over sporadic. And the oldest was upset because
I wouldn't let him take his food and eat it
in front of the TV. Because the NCAA tournament was
on last night. He wanted to watch, and I was like, no,
we're sitting as a family. Oh you never let me watch.
You know, that's not it. We're just eating dinner right now.
(33:30):
Can I turn my chair to uh so I can
get an angle to see the TV. No, that's not
what we're gonna do. You're gonna turn around and face
us and we're gonna talk. He must have ate late,
geez baezer by six thirty. Sorry, I can't eat after four? Eh,
what I'll eat solo.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
She's on some inter minute fasting and I think she's
shut down from eating at like three point thirty, So
from three thirty to nine she's starving to death. I'm like,
there's gotta be another diet where you don't just shut
off eating it. She's like, you got to hurry home.
I got what what are you talking about? So we
always do your late lunch breaks and we go. No,
I gotta get home. I gotta eat before three thirty.
(34:07):
What Oh those games were late, dude.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Yeah, some of them were late. But hey, but that's
what I'm saying, Raight. Sometimes you love your kids and
sometimes you wish you never had them. We'll take a break,
we'll be right back. Oh man, what a day. And
let me tell you, I need some prayers. I need prayers.
And I'm talking to all you people out there because
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today Kansas, No, they don't play, man, I know they don't.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Arkansas doesn't play.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Bro Tennessee and Michigan State continues on. I outlasted all
you fools.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
No, no, no, no, just because you happen to play on
a different day, you're the same round, still alive.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Stop they won't wait, they won't be. No, no, no, no,
they won't be. But stop stop that talk. Oh no,
they won't be. Stop Ioway State and the Yukon and guys,
Just for y'all at home before you start this truly
fascinating story about the prayers the Yukon team.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
I messed it up.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
When I was at the hotel in my robe during
the ice storm, I watched Yukon and Villanova.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Did I have a couple drinks? Sure, a couple of
white claws?
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Did I think then two months later that the good
team was Villanova?
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Yes? Did I post about.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
It on our Instagram Watch out for Villanova this March
because I saw them during the ice storm and they're
really good. Yes, yes, yes, I was actually talking about Yukon.
Yukon is the team that looks like an NBA team
has some men. Purdue has that man downstairs. Yukon has
some men. So they're actually the good team that I
(35:40):
was talking about. Unfortunately, they'll roll Michigan State and Iowa
State will definitely beat the balls. But we beat you
guys by a day, Arkansas by a day, and you
guys buy a day in a week.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Over to you, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Yeah, I would like to say I need some prayers.
I need everybody to pull out their rosaries, to go
outside and look upstairs, get down on you know, your
two knees and do the sign of the cross or
whatever you do. And I need you to look upstairs
and say, dear tournament gods, can you please grant this
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one wish? As we are gathered here today in front
of the TV, can you please squarely allow the legend
of Tom Izzo and the Michigan State Spartans to please
win this game today. I know, I know, I know
it's a lot to ask, but we need our big
(36:36):
ten green monsters to please take down Dan Hurley and
is yelling and screaming at his players and out of
control berating of the.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Refshut and touch him, hut and touch.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Him and the you know back to back national titles
that Yukon won. Can we please send them home in
the sweet sixteen. I know they're the two seed and
they're supposed to win, but please, tournament gods, please shine
your light on those boys from Michigan because we need this.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Just tell me why?
Speaker 3 (37:10):
What?
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Can you tell me where they're from in Michigan anxiety.
Speaker 3 (37:12):
Forgot Eastlands where my phone numbers from.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Can you please? They haven't seen sunshine in like three
months because it's been winter, It's been dumping snow. These
people of East Lansing needs something to keep him going
in life. And I'm gonna tell you why, Attorney gods.
It's because in tradition never dies. Which is my family
bracket that we have done since kids kid, Chess Day's Dad.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
I got the poster birds and charpies. It's extra thick.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Chess Day's Dad is up two points on me. In
the tournament bracket. He has the Yukon Huskies moving on
to the lead eight.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Smart.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
I have the Michigan State Spartans moving on to the
leit eight. The fighting is OUs. If Yukon wins, we
have the rest of the tournament the same, the exact
same teams in the Final four, the exact same teams
in the championship. The exact same team winning it. So
(38:20):
the only way I can catch him is if Michigan
State does the unthinkable and beats the Yukon Huskies or else.
Your boy, Your boy has been eliminated from tradition, never dies,
sort of like kid, he's already been eliminated with Florida
(38:42):
winning it all?
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Kid, what do you mean the Horns lost?
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Kid?
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Oh? Kid, that's beautiful. Who else has already been eliminated?
Batter's box has already been eliminated? What if everybody that's
a batter's box here with us? As he said last
year that he was never gonna pick Houston again, and
he came back this year and picked Houston.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Who's on?
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Oh my goodness. I don't think Kelvin Sampson knows how
to teach offense. He knows how to teach defense.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Like batter's box.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
You're not winning a championship in modern day basketball scoring
fifty points.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Stop with that final pick.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
Stop Oh in Arkansas, You're not winning a championship allowing
over one hundred and fifty points.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Stop batters box. Stop.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Yeah, Wes, we are all Moreland, we are You're our
thoughts and prayers with you, You and your Arkansas brethren.
I think Wesley just is also Arkansas. He lives in Oklahoma,
but he likes Arkansas. Something like that. Yeah, bodied, they
didn't get bodied, and so yes, that is why I
need the Michigan State Spartans to win tonight.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Okay, not to totally throw you off. I just wanted
to say this.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
That's all I got.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
It's just a small memory.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
I have a Michigan State about a week ago before
the tournament started in the Big Ten Championship, maybe before it.
It was Michigan State. And you see, I thought, Dad,
let's watch it together. Games started at like nine. I
guess it's a theme. These games started nine and end
at midnight. They were down fifteen in the first half.
What their offense looked so horrible to a UCLA team
(40:13):
that I guess was injured the first time they played them,
and they were starting to get healthy. And they got
that Cronin guy as their coach who's weird and mean.
Can I say it's almost similar to Hurley when it
comes to mean.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
I forgot that UCLA was in the Big Ten went
until you started talking about him. Yeah, what are you
talking about? They were playing them a week before the tournament.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
In the tourney, and I went to bed at halftime.
It was such a blowout. Fears is, yes, the glue,
he makes the fifteen assists.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
But Bro, they just don't have the shooters. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
They got Cohen Carr, the big lefty. He's gonna throw
it down, bigfella. I'm telling you, they don't have the shooters.
You con may put thirty on them.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Well, I hope they put thirty on them, because that
would be a perfect score. We can score more than thirty.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
On thirty on top of whatever they put. I'm just
telling you, if I was betting mad the Arizona team,
the fact you could still get them four times your money,
why would you not have bet that? And no Michigan State,
how sweet it was, it will not still be sweet.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
It will be elite. Hey, I got an email. Guys,
Does it bother you as much as it bothers me
that the majority of today's multi million dollar college hoop
coaches no longer wear suit and tie during a game.
I think that practice disappeared during COVID, but it seems
to me a dressed up coach speaks volumes to the
coach's character. Case in point yesterday's game between Saint John's
(41:39):
and Kansas. Patino is cool, calm, and collective while dressed
to the nines, while self wore a casual, highly compensated
and endorse Adidas ensemble. Sorry, lunch, I know you're a
Jayhawks fan. Calipari and Cronin also make an effort to
look their best. Your thoughts, well, I personally love that's Dennis. Dennis.
(42:04):
Let me see who the people you named?
Speaker 3 (42:07):
What are you even wearing? Is that mad Dog beer?
Speaker 1 (42:09):
No, it's mad Dog Demolition derby man. It speaks volumes
to the coach's character. Are you talking about Rick Bettino,
the same guy that was banging someone in the steak
house bathroom when he was married, when he was at
Kentucky or where was he the coach at Kentucky or
(42:32):
Louisville and he was banging the woman in the steak bathroom?
You're talking about that guy? John Calipari on top.
Speaker 3 (42:38):
Of these perkins and steak and shakes, that's your moral
high ground. Just because you dressed in a suit, does
it make you any more moral and better than the
person next to you?
Speaker 1 (42:49):
I don't understand why they wear a suit. It has
to be terribly uncomfortable. I never wear a suit, and
when I do, I feel very stiff and rigid because
I'm not used to wearing a suit. I don't understand
why they'd wear a suit. They're sweating, and they're walking
up and down the sideline. It just seems weird.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
And if there's a guy wearing a suit at Perkins,
he's either strung out on coke or he's unemployed and
he's trying to better his life. So it's one of
the two. And do you want to hear a voicemail
now that you read an email?
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Yeah. Rick Watino, senior at Louisville, was ended following two
major scandals. A sex scandal involving escorts for recruits.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Oh my gosh, what did you just do?
Speaker 1 (43:35):
And then what?
Speaker 3 (43:38):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (43:39):
What did you just google?
Speaker 1 (43:42):
Oh? No, I didn't.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
I'm out.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
I didn't. Well, I'm sorry, we'll take a break, we'll
right back. But no, it doesn't bother me that they
don't wear a suit. I think it's sort of like
a lawyer. Why does a lawyer have to wear a suit?
I want my lawyer to be comfortable and cool. Just
because you wear a suit doesn't mean you're a good lawyer.
It doesn't make you a good coach to wear a suit. Sorry,
it doesn't matter to me, Dennis, I don't know. It
(44:04):
doesn't bother me very much, but yeah, hit the voicemail.
Speaker 5 (44:08):
Hey, this is Seth from Indiana. I just wanted to
call and give Lunchbox and Ray a shout out for
the Sore Losers podcast. I'm a longtime listener of the
Big Show and I've never really listened to The Sore Losers,
but tried an episode today and I mean it was hilarious.
I listened to two more after that. The mustard mouth
(44:29):
story that Lunchbox told was hysterical. So good work, guys,
keep it up. I just wanted to give him some love.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Yep, rock them, okay, Jim Rome. Hey, what was his name,
Seth or Steph U?
Speaker 3 (44:44):
It was Steph Curry, Steph Curry man.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
He was He was in Indiana why the Pacers? And
he found the pod. Now, see this is what I need.
How come we can't get our listeners to like, get
one person on board. All you gotta do is get
one person, one friend, family member.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
At Starbucks, at the stop play somebody, just get one
person to listen.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
When you're walking past ten City on Broadway.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Yeah, so our Losers podcast. Check it out. I mean, somebody,
this is what I'm talking about. We need new people
like this. We need new blood too. The old blood
is amazing and we want to grow this. So we
need you to tell your friends and your family what's up.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
For the weekend?
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Oh man, do you want to know?
Speaker 3 (45:23):
Not times, ors practices or schedules, but something interesting? Eight
am tomorrow morning baseball game? Eight am am? What am for?
Who are you betting Japanese baseball? No?
Speaker 1 (45:40):
My kid?
Speaker 3 (45:40):
Why so early?
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Ah? Because that's what's on the schedule, says eight am? Yeah,
eight am, dude, we have let's see eight am for
the oldest.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
And then I mean, is the dew even off the crops?
Speaker 1 (45:53):
Eight fifty five is for t ball, and then we
get a break for the next twenty seven hours and
we have a three o'clock for the middle child. That's
what we got this weekend. That's all I know that's
on the agenda. Yeah, we're pretty wide open. I'm excited.
Oh yeah, yeah, Oh, you're gonna watch the games tonight.
I'll be up all night, oh see, because I won't
(46:14):
be because my middle child turned six last month in February,
and his little best friend turned six months six years
last month, and they've been talking about doing a birthday dinner.
And guess when my wife scheduled it for tomorrow tonight,
(46:34):
when I need the Michigan State Spartans to win, I'll
be stuck at dinner and I'll guarantee it there ain't
gonna be a TV in that place.
Speaker 3 (46:45):
I'm glad I got seven TVs because Michigan State and
the Balls play at the exact same time.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
It is so stupid. The NC douable a like the
timing of these games is per absolutely missed every game
last night because they started at six.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
I was in bed at five thirty.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
Texas and Purdue and Nebraska and Iowa were both phenomenal games,
but you didn't. You'll, you had to pick one or
the other because you couldn't have them both on because
they started pretty much at the exact same time. Why
not start one of those at four thirty, then boom,
have the next one at six, then boom, have the
(47:22):
next one at eight, then boom, then it gets kind
of late.
Speaker 3 (47:25):
And the thing nobody talks about. I love the quad
camera and March madness and affl Guys, you can't see
it as well, so small and you're really not.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Ingraining in your mind? What is even happening?
Speaker 1 (47:37):
No, because you're bouncing back and forth.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
And somebody on our Facebook page said this as well,
you really do just have to watch one game? Really,
I mean two possibly hard, it's still different because they're
cutting the screen in half.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
So, I mean, as cute as it is to have
the quad cam up, and they put two of them
as the women's games and one is Fox News. I'm like, awesome, guys,
I'm glad we're choosing the quadcam allowed the consumer to
but yeah, it's just not possible. So you're gonna miss
a game.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
You're gonna miss a game. Yeah, you're gonna miss a game.
Why everybody have a great weekend. Man.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
I wanted to go off on a tangent a whole
thing about Bayser playing golf now, but we're gonna have
to do that on Monday's menu.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
Didn't tell me that.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
No, you're good. I just didn't know we were gonna
go to Dad and kid well again, which is good.
The truckers don't have kids though, that's the problem. You
gonna Remember, these guys are bagging lizards.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
Kids. They just don't know about it.
Speaker 3 (48:31):
They don't they're not at home for them, so they
don't really relate to your kids going to your game.
A truckers on the road six out of seven days
of the week.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
If farmers get it.
Speaker 3 (48:40):
I mean the farmers are pretty wide over them because
their crops haven't even started. It still looks like grass
to me until they're it's planting season because I just
furted the dirt, so I did a little planting. I
don't know about the actual crops themselves, but maybe there's
more furit than the dirt and the crops that I'm seeing,
But it just looks like grass right now.
Speaker 1 (49:01):
Yeah, that's my apologies. Before the show, you told me
you had the A block. You didn't tell me you
also had a baser block. You didn't tell me. You
gave me the heads up on the one, didn't tell
me on the other.
Speaker 3 (49:09):
Well, there's no rush to it because there's an investment.
There is it long term payoff, and then there's the
public's opinion of why starting to play golf. This is
gonna be contrary to any of those things, and it's
gonna be mind blowing, and it is why you guys
come to our show for these segments. Monday morning, seven twenty.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
All right, yeah, that wasn't bad, man, that was a
good one.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Is this gonna be the replay?
Speaker 3 (49:37):
I don't know, what do you think? Or is it
gonna be Wednesdays? I don't remember Wednesdays? We recorded one part. Well,
I remember it.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
That was your boy, that coach, the original coach.
Speaker 3 (49:48):
Oh, then this is probably gotta be the replay. Okay,
all right, And there's gonna be rain today. You didn't
factor that into what you're doing this weekend. Your wife's
gonna be storm crazy. It's gonna be rain today, rain,
but maybe not storms. So I think she might be
in the clear.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
Okay, yeah, she she doesn't like she likes rain. Is fine,
it's just the other thing. Yeah. But Dennis, oh high
and mighty. You think Dennis wears a suit when he
watches the game, but he's judging these coaches. Dennis, You're crazy, dude.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
I mean, you're down to about lawyers as the only
profession that wears a suit.
Speaker 1 (50:21):
I think you're about right.
Speaker 3 (50:22):
I mean nobody, I mean, dude, we just had a
business lunch for the podcast trying to get sponsors and stuff.
Speaker 2 (50:30):
Yeah, nobody wears suits. It's awesome. I'm in like a
hoodie and jeans.
Speaker 3 (50:35):
The guy, the business guy we were meeting up with,
he's wearing a golf polo and jem talk.
Speaker 1 (50:40):
It's awesome.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
But back in the day, I would have had to
put a suit on and then that tie, and then
you'd have to have this stiff meeting.
Speaker 1 (50:48):
Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 2 (50:49):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (50:50):
Nothing like the old lady at home. How are you?
Did you read the USA today today? Yeah? Did you
see that article? Yeah, the op ed. Yeah. My wife
thought for the longest time that every dude wore a
suit every day because her dad was a lawyer, and
she thought guys shaved every day because her dad shaved
(51:10):
every day.
Speaker 2 (51:12):
That is amazing. We don't have to shave every day.
Speaker 1 (51:15):
Oh my gosh, it's like, that's why my face gets
so out of control. It's my least favorite thing to
do in the world to shave.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
One one a week, and I'm perfect.
Speaker 3 (51:24):
I love it. And it was never told that as
a kid, you're only gonna have shaved once a day.
Speaker 2 (51:28):
Amazing.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
Do you use a razor or?
Speaker 3 (51:29):
To use an electric razor? In the shower. But yeah,
I don't like shaving either, hate it. It just takes him
extra ten minutes. You gotta make sure your fogless mirror
is charged.
Speaker 1 (51:40):
It's it's it's very annoying. Yeah, all right. We gotta go, man,
we gotta go. We gotta go.
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