Why Does Ray Feel Like a 16 Year Old Again?

In this episode Lunchbox talks about his day at the ballpark when he took his kids to see the Nashville Sounds on Sunday and the guy who doesn't understand nobody sits in their assigned seats at games. Plus Ray says the San Antonio Spurs had him feeling things he hadn't felt since he was 16 years old and he is begging the Nuggets or the Thunder to put an end to the Spurs so he can enjoy the NBA again. Also we get an update on BABYBOX and his position in the batting order at his game this weekend. Last but not least we dive into all the WrestleMania highlights. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I need to sound off. I know you said you
wanted the A block, you needed the A block. Oh,
I know you want to talk about the spurs and
the A block, and uh, all I have something more important.
There's nothing to talk about.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
We're in tough waters right now because you don't know
whether you trust something. So I saw the video board
thing where the guy ran into a big jumbo tron.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Correct.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
I didn't know if it was real or fake, and
I didn't know if it was from five years ago.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
So in my mind I did.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
It didn't even enter into my space, so it just
exists in the ether right now. So when somebody asked
me about that video, it really it really didn't have
an effect on me because I filed it away as
fakeish old, but it was newish real.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Well. I didn't even think anything of it. I literally
had no idea that he got stuck up there. I
just thought he hit it and then just kept flying down.
I have no idea. I don't pay attention. And then
Batter's Box like, oh my gosh, did you see it,
And I'm like, yeah, hey, crashing the board cool, and
I moved on with my life, didn't read anything about it,
and then batter's box Like, I can't believe that had

(01:10):
to delay the game like forty five minutes. How's news
to me? No clue.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Texas State facilities, we would have never attempted something like that.
The best we could do is national anthem that hit
right at the same time as we shot off a
couple fireworks. Other than that, we're not gonna have some
guy parachute down. We didn't have the capabilities for that.
It would have been South Beach. It would have been
me trying with the timing of the anthem, and then
we'd have to be talking to Grice Adam Alonzo on

(01:36):
the field with the walkie talkies and I mean two
to three hundred fans in there. It would have been
difficult for us to do that. At Texas State football,
I don't think we could have pulled off the parachuter.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah, we never had those at UTSA either. It's sort
of like the flyover to time that perfectly is tough.
It's pretty tough and pretty impressive that they pull it off.
But the one I don't understand is when they do
it when it's Dome. Why do they do a flyover?
Why do they send the blimp the Goodyear blimp. When
it's a dome stadium, Huh, that might just be TV coach.

(02:11):
They just may do that for TV.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yes, you ever experienced a flyover? Me and Bezeer have
done it a couple times at Titan Stadium when I
used to be a fan. I'm gonna be a fan
again after Friday when we get Jeremiah Love. But when
we used to be fans of the team, those flyovers
catch you about three beers in two in the tailgate.
One when you first get there, you got that thing
in your hand. Who wow, Because you never know when

(02:35):
they're gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
No, I like them when it's in a stadium, but
the dome, I don't really understand.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
It'll make your hair stand up and all of a sudden,
I start at Bazer. I'll look over her. She's got
her hand on her heart saying the pledge of allegiance.
I mean, it's a proud moment to be an American. Yeah,
I mean, then I take a knee and get my pretzels.
But then I'm right back up for the anthem. It
is pretty earth shattering. It rocks the stadium because it
is its sound and noise so it. It breaks the

(03:04):
sound barrier. Is what you're hearing?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
You?

Speaker 2 (03:08):
I think you're hearing something.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
You are? You good? She doesn't want to talk to
you on the podcast? What okay? I don't know what
she's saying. She's saying, she's moouting something to me and
I can't leave me alone. She was like, you're weird.
Don't talk to me as muy loca, No, no, low

(03:31):
go loco. We almost had our second guest in two weeks. Wow,
that would have been groundbreaking. That would have been groundbreaking.
Have a great day there. So little does she know?
Ten people will hear that? Oh man, Yeah, is that
what your eight block was?

Speaker 2 (03:52):
No, that just preempted my a block because I was
came in hot after seeing all these videos on tik tac.
But it's got to be spurs, it's got to be
a able.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
No, No, it's not. You said you had a block.
The spurs is not a block.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
But but it is a block because they brought up
emotions I haven't had since I was a sixteen year
old boy.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Why what though? Ray? Tell me more, what exactly did
you do during the game? What were you doing in
the shower while you're watching the Spurs.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Now that the Spurs are good again, this brings back
the emotions of why I hate them so much. Oh,
Billy loves them? You love them? Steve loves them. Does
Wola love him? Wolo loves him?

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Here's the funny part about Woolo. Does Batter's Box love him?
He is on the train. He's on the train. What
if everybody that's Batter's Box.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
I hate the Spurs. The pass basket. I know Wemby
doesn't do the Spurs ball. I hate the Spurs, and
so I mean, now that I don't gamble, I finally
have a rooting interest in life. They've got to lose.
I get them out of my playoffs. I just remembered
the first feeling I had when I was sixteen years old.

(05:11):
I hate the Spurs. Why just never been a fan
of them. They're the team I like the least. I
don't like any of the players. Never liked the passing,
the basketball, how boring they were, and the fact that
they came on so strong. But those new emotions were
brought on by Billy. Billy a die hard. Greg Stanskowski,

(05:33):
He's a die hard. So I started hating them. Then
I met you started hating them even more. Then I
met Steve hating them. Worked at the distribution center in
New Bronfels. Everybody there was a Spurs fan. Everybody and
they would all go to the games and come to
work on one hour of sleep because we started at

(05:53):
five am when you guys were playing Phoenix that one
series in the playoffs, and they wouldn't sleep.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
That's how much they loved the Spur. I freaking hate
the Spurs, very angus, I mean. And here's a funny
story about Minnie Wolo, the old intern turned friend. Do
you realize when his dad came to visit the first
time he was in Like when Minnie Wolo was our intern,
his dad came up from New Bromfles to visit him,

(06:20):
and I looked at him. I was like, dude, I
know you. I was like, you have tickets to Spurs.
You would sit right behind the visitor's basket where the
visitors ran out, And he was like, yeah, he does
have a familiar face, dude. I recognized him from when
I worked at the Spurs, and I knew Minnie Wolow's
dad just from working so many games and seeing him

(06:42):
walk down to his seats. He recognized the dude. Yeah,
I did. It was really weird, very strange. Man. He
had some good ones, huh, he had some good seats
rays the coyote, he would say, dynamite. I wouldn't say.
He probably still has those seats because now Minnie Wolow
has five kids and he's just a grandpa trying to
help his son raise the five kids. But uh yeah,

(07:05):
and his sister, I think has kids. I don't know.
I haven't seen her his sister in a long time,
and I haven't seen Minnie Wola in a long time,
So I'm not sure what's going on with their life.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
But props you guys on the color scheme.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Dude, that was awesome. If that didn't give you chill bumps,
I don't know what you're doing with your life.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
That brought a lot of emotion. I said, props, that
was cool. I hadn't seen that done in a while.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
And the place was rocking. The place was rocking.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Timmy Duncan, Tim Duncan guartside David Robinson.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Now the only fundamental, what's his name, The Big Fundamental, Yeah,
the Big Fundamental and the Admiral. The only problem I
had is where was Eva Longoria. They showed Manu Ginobili
with his two sons, but they weren't sitting next to
David Robinson and Tim Duncan. They should have had them
all sitting together as fans of the game. That would

(08:01):
have been great to see. Manu lean over to David
Robinson talking to Tim Duncan, Uh, Manu's boys asking David
Robinson a question. I don't even know why they weren't
sitting next to each other, but that was so freaking cool.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
But if you worked facilities for the Spurs, why weren't
they able to sit all together?

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Probably those tickets were already sold. They only held a
certain amount back and they can't kick those people out.
Maybe the season ticket members.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Did you see Drake had ice all over his chairs
that were court side?

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Drake was there, He was at.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
The Toronto game, maybe before the playoffs Toronto, maybe before
the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
No, I didn't see that, but I didn't know if
it was real or fake.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Oh, his his seats were covered in ice, and then
they had styrofoam or saran wrap over him. I did
not see that, so I was wondering, would you have
been in charge of that?

Speaker 1 (08:49):
No? Oh, no, no, no, I would have done the
shirts on the chairs. They would ask for volunteers to
come early to do the shirts on the chairs. And
then also I would have they would have done during
the timeouts that you don't see on TV. That is
what I was in charge of. So that was really
all I did.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
You got a million dollar players on the court. Hey,
you want to volunteer and towel throw No? Yeah, yeah,
I'll volunteer for my wages per hour.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Yeah, I mean it was it was a great job.
But yeah, and I after watching the Spurs game last night,
that's the only basketball I saw all weekend, the only
I mean, I watched three quarters and I was like, Okay,
this game's over. I'm going to bed, and I've come
to the realization the first round. God, can we get
rid of it? Can we get rid of the first round?

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Boston won by forty Spurs twenty Lakers and Brownie.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
How did they actually win that game? I have no idea.
Kevin Duran didn't play. But then there was another game.
It was a blowout. I mean it's just ninety percent
of them are blowouts, and it was like the Thunder
winning by fifty.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
They won by fifty that's like a sixteen seed in
a Cinderella number one seed.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah, I was just like wow, But yeah, Spurs man,
they look great. Wimby that Vasell he came out to play.
I mean it was it was great. It was fit
felt good to have the Spurs back in the playoffs.
All those emotions come flooding back. And I'm talking texting
Garrett and Jacob and Greg all during the game. No response,

(10:17):
but I know the freaking Spurs roster.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Vassal Castle, Wemby Castle is my favorite player. Their players
are literally named Vassal and Castle, Basell's whatever. Boomer picks
them every time we play two K. Vassal and Castle
running point.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Freaking hate those guys. Dearon Fox Dude, he didn't core much.
It was mainly an on two k Oh. Did you
ever put Cornett in there? Yep, when the computer would
sub him in, he was a scrub, but Wemby was money.
But Vassaling Castle ran that ship. Dude. Yeah, I agree.
They they run everything. They're they're really good. So dude,
off the bench, six man guy Keldon Shenton, what kel

(10:58):
Caldon Johnson Kelton Johnson. No, he's not gonna be six
Man of the Year. He won it? What? Yeah, he
won six Man of the Year. Where'd you read that?
Write it down? What he wanted over a GI He
wanted over that Hawkes kid from Miami. Man, I let's

(11:22):
see who won. They probably haven't announced it yet, but
that's just my inside info. I did not notice anything
about that. No one said anything about it to me.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Dude, all I pay attention, like, I just look at
weird stuff now that I don't gamble, and I think
the Caitlyn Clark thing, I mean, she's your.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
M v P. What what what are you talking about?
She hadn't even played.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
I'd write, I know the stuff before it happens. Oh,
she's your MVP because they don't track three point shooting
in w n b A for figuring player efficiency. So
she'll win it hands down, as long as she doesn't
say it get hurt, and you'll win three times your money.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Oh no, I'm not out into what's going on in
the WNBA right now. I'm sorry. The NBA Playoffs started
and I watched three quarters of it and it was great.
Spurs were awesome. That was your eight blockse you hate
the Spurs. That was not what you needed to come
in here. You needed to come in here hyping me
up and congratulating me on my Spurs. Getting back to
the playoffs. You saying, oh, I hate the Spurs because

(12:20):
your friends like the Spurs. You hate them. Let's talk
about your Detroit Pistons. They suck, not mine, not yours,
not mine. I'm in Tennessee, so you're a Memphis Grizzlies fan.
Go grizz No, I don't have an NBA team. Okay,
but yeah, thanks for hating on my Spurs. Man. There's
no need to do that. Let's start the show. And
we got so much to talk about.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Dude, I'm guessing kids soccer practice in baseball.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Well, we are gonna talk about people need to go
out in public more often. They need to learn social etiquette. Agreed,
We're gonna talk about baby box one. Was he batting
last again? Oh? What a weekend? Teased? Was he batton
last again? And what else did I do this weekend?

(13:06):
I win? Saw Shane Gillis. Oh, if he's coming to
a city near you, hilarious. I guess you got free tillots. Nope,
I bought those suckers. Why did we give them a
free plug. Ah, just because that's what I did this weekend, man,
And it was good. We went to a restaurant right
over there by Bridgestone. I already know the one. Etch. No,
you went to Bakersfield. No, I don't even know the

(13:28):
name of it, to be honest with You went to
brick Top. No, it was like farm to a table
or farmhouse. Oh, farmhouse. No, we did, I do, like
that Is that still there? Yeah, I haven't been there
in a long time. But no, it was like the
city center and it was two blocks south of the
city center. Man.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Oh, so it was a little off the beaten trail.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yeah, but it was straight, like it was a straight
walk right through the tunnel right to Bridgestone. So whatever
road that is where the tunnel leads right to Bridgestone,
I know where you're at. It was on there. It's
right next to where we went the convention. Green Street.
It was. It was good. It was right by Old
Smoky Moonshine whiskey distillery. Oh you ate it, Old Smoky Nope,
it was right like right across the street. Man. It

(14:11):
was a weird intersection like it was Jiggy Jaggie. Yeah,
it was great. It was really good food, dude, and.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
You guys then just walked to it. Yeah, we walked.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
It was like a five minute maybe six minute walk
to the arena. Smart. Yeah it was we man. We
got these crispy rice with something on top. Oh delicious.
The cod was absolutely phenomenal, phenomenal really at Landlocked Place,
you got cod. Yeah, it was some kind of cod

(14:40):
on something.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
It was, well, I'm gonna get cod in Charleston. I'm
assuming it'll be better because we're on the water there.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
We got some toast that had something on it and
it was like it was like hummus on the toast,
but it was made from Denny's Denny's toast. No, it
was really good, man, and the food was a plus.
You have been to Snooze. I've been there before. Went
there Saturday for brunch, Yeah we did. We didn't hit
that Saturday.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Baser got strawberry pancakes. It had some little cinnamon poppers.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
And then I had the.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Ali had the pork bellies slash omelet, fascinating taste, something
I've never had before.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
And then I had that.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Dude, mine was toast with whipped cream on it. Oh,
but then I don't even like vinigarrette or vinegar and
that was all on top and it tasted great.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
It was vinigarrette toast smash.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Oh that sounds good. The cinnamon poppers, I'm interested. Yeah.
It was me and my wife and another couple of
the neighbors that live around the corner and we just
I mean we just kind of ordered and it was
all share like here and have it by to that.
Oh my, it was really good. It was really good food. Dude.
We didn't we didn't save rumor dessert, so we didn't
get any dessert, but we we banged it out. We
banged some of that food. Just I'll give me one

(15:56):
of those we ordered. We ended up ordering two orders
of crispy rice because it was so good.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
It's almost impossible to have room for dessert if you
do it right. Yeah, you have to go in knowing
you're gonna go to dessert or else you're never gonna
have room for it.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Yeah. We have little salmon like uh, salmon poppers, salmon
bites at the very beginning. Oh man, Uh, salmon crudo
is what it was called. That was h.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
You haven't ever had a salmon popper? No, BJ brought
me onto those What is that.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Salmon? And it just pops? Oh? Did you see bj
this weekend? Yeah? Oh he was at brunch. Yeah I
didn't know that. Oh yeah he was. Or was you
bj al Ali and your wife and Ali's pet snake? Huh?
She brings a pet snake with her? Now no, no,

(16:51):
my name's Benn and I'm not in it. We're not
doing that. Would you? Was it we my named snake?
I'm going to a lake. Wait? Wait, she really brought
a snake? Yeah? And she hugged me. And then thirty
minutes later I had I found out that she had
the snake in her shirt. What she hugged me? I?
Hold on, hold on, she hugged me with the snake,
so she keeps it inside her shirt? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (17:14):
No, yes, it's wild, dude. You don't see people in
a year. Stuff changes. She's now a snake charmer.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Oh boy? And she played the rhyme in that same night.
I was like, is the snake going on the stage.
It's the most historic moment of all time? So in
a serpent? Hold on? Is it a big snake? And
how does she know it's not gonna bite her? Or
like move around? Does it just lay there like, what
the It weirded.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Me out, so I prefer not to talk about it.
But she has a snake. It's small, it's growing. When
she first got it fit in a ring box, but
now it's like this big. It's it's freaky, dude, and
it is with her the entire time. So we hung out.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Michael was at the table as well, and I go,
why are they still talking about Michael? Like he's right
here and now he's like, I have him with me.
She just has it in her shirt, brought it out
at breakfast. So did you guys go to a bar
to that? Yep? Michael then went on the east side
to some on the same road we were at Cahol
and now has this old country bar. It's like you're
in nineteen sixty. We went to that bar. Did she split?

(18:19):
She split?

Speaker 2 (18:19):
And then we went downtown in the Waimo. We went
h to BJ's condo.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
No, no, you don't bring Michael. No, I'm out man.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
It was Bj, Ali, Michael, me and Bazer. Five people
at a four person table.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
That's weird. You got a reservation for four and you
had five.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
That's she said only four here and we said nope.
The other one is five are all here?

Speaker 1 (18:40):
It'speaking of reservations. We had a five thirty reservation on
Friday night before uh gillis and my wife, I mean,
I mean, she's a great person, great person. My god,
she cannot get ready on time to save her life.
Dab I bet they canceled it. Oh, they were going
to cancel it. I mean the uber was picking us
up five fifteen, picked up the neighbors, and the neighbors like,

(19:01):
all right, we're ready. I'm like, oh, my wife's still
not ready. My wife. And then so they drove it
over to our house. We were supposed to meet at
their house. They brought the uber over to us and
they're like, we're here, and I'm like, what time is
our reservation And they're like, oh, our reservation was three
minutes ago. I'm like, I loved. My wife's like we
got to go. She I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready.
I was like, I'm not gonna say anything. I just
went and got an uber. I went and sat in

(19:23):
uber with other people and I said, hey, man, sorry,
my wife would be out here in a little bit.
Don't worry about it, you know, And she came out.
It was like five thirty nine. So we were nine
minutes late to the reservation called the restaurant and on
the way and they're like, oh, yeah, how long are
you going to be What does the GPS say? And

(19:45):
we're like, oh, you know, just traffic. We're gotten caught
in some traffic. We didn't want to blame it on
my wife because then they would give her the side
eye when we walked in, so we were nice and
blamed it on traffic. And we're like, oh, it says
eleven minutes, Like okay, any more than fifteen minutes, we're
not gonna be able to hold your table for you.
Oh my, oh gosh. Okay, all right, well, we'll be
there as soon as we can click hang up. And

(20:05):
it took us about twelve minutes to get there in
the uber and we walk in and there's three people
in the whole restaurant. They got you, and the other
girl that was with us goes, why were they so
adamant about our GPS? Like, how would they not be
able to sit us? There's not I mean there's all

(20:26):
these open tables, Like I know they just do that
to freaky out at snooze.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Baser goes, oh, there's like a twenty deep wait list.
This is gonna be a while. I get that now
why snooze is so popular? Holy crap?

Speaker 1 (20:38):
It was packed. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Oh, they didn't make up that when they told us.
They're like, hey, you got to show up at this time.
All your people got to be here. We're like, why
are they so strict? Same as you?

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Oh, okay, strict? Do we get there? There's people wrapped
around snoozery. Did you go the one downtown or the
side east side side? And that's what I've been to.
And we're like, we're here, just two of us, just
we're ready to get the table. And she goes, no,
you're not. You need all four. Oh We're like okay,
well actually we got three of us. There's one in
my shirt, there's mine will be here. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
But if you're that packed, you.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Do you can then throw your weight around a little bit.
But your restaurant, I know. They were just trying to
be they were trying to be big shots and they
were not big shots, but their food was big shot level.
We'll take a break. We're right back. You're gonna want
to intro it, man, Yeah, we're gonna to intro it.
Dud because people are wondering who the hell we are. Guys.
We are a country morning radio show. I'm a producer

(21:29):
on it.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Lunchbox is a co host, and then we have a
spinoff podcast called the Sore Losers Podcast.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
So just letting you guys know, and that is this
podcast right here, that is what you're listening to.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
And we have a convention every year in town. It
is one of the biggest conventions in town and we're
very proud of it.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
It's awesome. It's gonna be huge next year. Tickets July,
first earliest we've ever put them on sale. Payment plans available.
You can make payments per month. You don't have to
pay it all up front. It is balling on a
budget and is the time of your life.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
And we are not playing CMA Fest.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
No, No, we didn't get we didn't get invited to
the big stage. I'm pretty sure that that is where
Miguel met his wife is at convention one. No, they
were already married, damn it. Never mind, that's where Callaway
met Bay and that's when now they never they didn't
hook up either, but they became friends. So yeah, I mean,

(22:26):
just come to the convention guys.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Wait, they all became friends at cmafest because that's a
completely different convention.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Convention, oh the convention. Okay, Now they do travel together,
they go to cmafest. You got the Martinez family that
takes care of everybody. And I just wish he would
call him his brothers down on Facebook. That's the only problem.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Yeah, that Facebook with Spurs winning two, that's annoying me.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
It is popping off. It is popping If they had
Pop in the building, speaking of he was up in
a suite, Welcome back Pop. Could he barely walk? I
thought I saw a video. Yeah, yeah, he had a stroke. Man.
Yeah he's not doing that great. All right, Well we're
gonna do it live. Oh the one dude? He so loser?

(23:13):
What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports. I gave you the sports facts, my sports
opinions because I'm pretty much a.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Sports genius, y'all. It'd sisoned from the North Alpha Male
Live with Bazer two point three three three acres, got
it all cut Furt and the dirt. I gotta get
props the lawn care guy. He said, we didn't need
a spray for those dandelions and I'd be damned. We
didn't need a spray for him. They were gone, no
idea where they went. He saved us about seven hundred dollars.
So props to Jose love you man. Hey, if you

(23:41):
want to come over and moe again this week, man,
we'd love to give you a one or two dollars tip.
Appreciate that advice. Over to you man, Justin still not
looking after our kids at Vanderbilt. They're in an ice freezer,
probably thawing out. They need to stay frozen though we
pay five.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Hundred a year for him. Two kids at Vanderbilt. Over
to you man, dude, what a weekend. I had a
busy weekend, right, I did a lot, lot, lot, lot lot. Well,
we already covered Fridays. You're good, Move to Saturday. We already. No,
we don't need to go to Saturday. On a Sunday,
then we're gonna go to Sunday, man, because we had
a big outing. We had baseball practice for Baby Box
two from eleven to noon, and in my waking up

(24:19):
on Sunday morning, I start getting ready and hung, no,
not hung, not hung, and didn't think my kids are
goofing off. Two of them are going to a birthday
party at ten fifteen. U We have practice at eleven,
and I'm getting ready for the practice and I tell
my son, I said, hey, man, I'm leaving in ten minutes.

(24:41):
What is it in the water?

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Why do these people in your house just not leave?

Speaker 1 (24:47):
And I said, I'm leaving in ten minutes, man, And
if you're ready, you can come to practice. If not,
that's fine. You just missed practice. That's up to you.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
You got to change the clocks.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
And so he's running around scurrying because he was just
wrestling brothers, running around his underwear or doing whatever he's doing,
running in the front yard, backyard, playing sword fight. I
don't know, wres oh. Yeah, he was really into WrestleMania
and maybe that's where he got the inspiration. He was
going from the top rope. He's all, hey, get on
the table, get on the table, jump on you. And

(25:18):
I'm like, all right, yeah, well I'm gonna leave. And
so he's getting his stuff ready. We get ready and
we go to the field. We walk out there, it's
ten oh three and I'm like, I don't reckonize any
of these kids, What like, what did did we cancel practice?
And no one told me there was the problem. It
was ten oh three, not eleven o three. We practiced

(25:39):
at eleven, so I was an hour early. I was
yelling at the kid.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
You gotta keep a calendar. That's right there case in point.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
No, No, it wasn't the calendar. It was just I
goofed on the time in my head. I got that
it was already eleven, and I was like, we gotta hurry,
we gotta hurry. So I rushed the poor kid for
no reason, like I had him running around the room
the house, and I told him I was gonna leave him.
And we're an hour early. But that's fine, that's on me.
That's on me.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
And also I'm a little overbooked. And you just said
scheduling and stuff and missing times. We have a sore
Losers meeting tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
What time?

Speaker 2 (26:13):
I'm just noonishka. But then also I we're meeting up
with the Dodds this week. Really, so these are two
things outside of work that I don't keep a calendar.
So I have to remember these two things this week.
It could be a week I miss something and say
I'm overbooked. That's when I'll know I have too much
stuff on the schedule because I'm telling you there's two

(26:34):
things right now, and then next week end is iHeart
and it's Charleston. So I'm telling you I'm filling up
a little bit without a calendar. I'm like, I need
to break out a calendar. If I forget something, that's
when i know I'm too busy.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yeah. So after the practice, it was a Little League
day at the Nashville Sounds and one of the coaches Texas, I, hey,
you know, if eybody's interested in going, we're probably gonna go.
And he's my he's my assistant. He's the head coach
of the Baby Box two team. I'm the assistant coach.
Who's this guy? Ah, you know, he's just my dude.

(27:12):
He went to Georgia. He's cool. Dude. Got a son
that same age as Babybox two. They were in the
same pre k class. They're now in the same kindergarten class.
Last name Bennett. Now his name is uh Paul, and
it's he he leaves up to y'all and so we're like, yeah,
we're in. We're in. Then a couple other teams kids
on the team like we're in. We're in. So we're

(27:33):
all going to the game together. So wife gets home
from the birthday party with the other two kids. We
jump in the car and we throw all the gear
in the car because we got t ball practice at four.
Gotta plan ahead, and so we're probably gonna go straight
from the game of the Nashville Sounds straight to t ball.
That's the kind of pack Sunday you want practice, game practice.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
He almost didn't need to, though you could have. The
game is making you too busy. The Sounds game now
it is a lot. It is a lot because you're.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Gonna have to get a missile at the game. That
is the plan is. We're gonna to eat lunch at
the field. And I told my wife. I was like,
all right. She's like, well, we got the birthday party.
And I was like, it may be too much, and
she goes, yeah, but it'll be fun. Let's do it.
And I said, you're right. That's the attitude I like,
because she always yells at me, we're always doing stuff.
We need to stay home some days. I'm like, but
when it's fun and you want to go to a

(28:22):
National Sounds game, see some baseball, let's do it. Was
it even nice out?

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Oh, it was beautiful, I thought there was a chill
in the air.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
It was a little chilly in the air. There was
a little wind blowing. I bet those players felt it
this morning. They probably did. And so we rolled the game.
Here we go, let's go. We park in the parking groage.
We walk in, all right, cool, We find the section
that you know, our people are sitting in. He we
all bought tickets together. We're section one twenty three. They

(28:51):
got a neighbors adjacent to the stadium over there, they do,
but we came in on the backside of the stadium,
so we didn't see the neighbors. And we sit down
and there's you know, we we're just kind of hodgepodge
together's empty seats everywhere. What never guessed? Never guessed a
Sunday one o'clock game. You don't think it's gonna be
sold out.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Welcome, do the Nashville Sounds.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Welcome families.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
You can get two for one Samuel Adams at the ballpark.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Enjoy your day. And so we're sitting there and the
kids are sitting on one row, parents are on the
row behind them, just kind of hanging out. Whatever third
inning comes and here comes this group of people. There's
seven of them, and they walk down to the row
with the kids and they count one, two, three, four

(29:43):
or five. Actually we have seats seven. We're a little
out of order. There's one kid in seven, so one
through six is open and sevens not, like, yeah, we
are actually have seats seven, there's seven. I was I'm sorry.
If there wasn't, it wouldn't be a big deal. And

(30:06):
he looks, and I look at him, and I look
down and back. Three empty rows, three empty rows of seats,
And before I can even say it, he goes and
his wife kind of taps him on the shoulder and
he goes, oh, you know what, I guess we could
just sit down on this row right below, but if

(30:29):
they come, we'll have to move.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
On the fly. That guy totally changed his thing.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
I like it. I mean, the two dads sitting nice
to me there, Like is he being serious right now?
Like really, was he really gonna make us move? Because
that one seat because there's a rose empty all around
as he's he never and my wife goes, has he
never been to like a minor league baseball game where
you just kind of sit wherever because there's a lot
of seats.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
That and I mean, you can't get away with that
at a pred's game or a wall in concert, but
definitely definitely minor league ball, right.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Okay, yes, you you go to your section where your
tickets are, and you see there's empty rows everywhere sitting
in your exact seat. Really not that big a deal, man. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
See, I mean Tigers, I get once you get to
the major leagues, you kind of do gotta sit in
your seat.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Oh I agree with that. I'm just saying, what about
the side, what about the Nashville s See? Ummmm, no,
you can kind of sit around. It's not jam packed
like you'd want to. There's certain sections you can definitely
be lenient with your seats. And so he did sit down.
He finally is like okay, he was cool, you know.
And then the kids want something to eat, and my

(31:41):
wife's like, I'm gonna go get somebody. Let me know
what they want, right, So she goes to get in
line and I ask him, and Baby Box one wants
chicken tenders tendies, Baby Box two wants a pork missile,
and Baby Box three wants a cheeseburger paleo. So what
do you do? My wife's heading to get the food.
So I call her, she doesn't answer. Call her again,

(32:06):
doesn't answer. Call her again, she doesn't answer. Call her again,
she doesn't answer. She literally just left the seats and said,
call me and tell me what they want. I will
be in line.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
At least these guys are able to your friends, are
able to.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Observe a successful family dynamic. And the one day goes here,
I'll call my wife since they went together. Calls her.
She doesn't answer. I called my wife nine times in
a row. That's crazy. On the ninth time she answers,
she goes, what's up? And I said, I got their

(32:48):
orders baby box one once tenders, two, once a poormissile, three,
once a cheeseburger. She goes, oh, it's too late. I
just ordered hot dogs for everybody. Now.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
I like her with that play, though, Why take all
these specialized orders?

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Why ask for me to ask them what they want?
Pro to call you?

Speaker 2 (33:07):
You think my dad would ever ask us what we wanted.
He would come back with five hot dogs.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Thanks. Dad would have wanted a burger. But that's fine,
thank you. I understand, I understand it makes it easier.
But she asked me to ask them. If she would
have just said, hey, I'm gonna get five hot dogs,
and everybody's gonna eat a hot dog. Everybody's gonna eat
a missile. Fine, but don't tell me. Hey, just call
me when and ask them what they want. Okay, but

(33:33):
these couples, though, they see you guys crazy. Everybody can
keep their.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Crazy silence for a little bit, but they're like, holy crap,
they're a disaster.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
They are a disaster. And it was very frustrating Ray.
And then the other guy was saying his marriage issues,
and so we're cool, all right, cool, bye. She hangs up.
She calls me a couple months later, Hey, actually, can
you come help me? I got bro hold on, hold on.
At a Sounds game.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
You're literally twelve, like, run up there. You act like
you're at freaking Citizen's Big Ballpark. You look like you're
at the New Titan Stadium. Dude, it's probably like ten
feet away from you. Get up there to the freaking
concourse and go help her get your food.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
You're calling her nine times. That's crazy. I don't know crazy.
I don't know what stand she went to. That's a
baser move. Nine calls. Wow, I don't know where she wents.
She calls her nine times. I wasn't sure where she hadn't.
She calls me, She goes, actually, I'm gonna need your
help carrying it. Can you come up here? When you
come up the stairs, I'm to the right. Who's watching

(34:38):
the kids? That's what I'm saying. I was, so then
I leave the kids with other families that are with us,
and I go up there and I help her, and
I put the ketchup on the relish. All right, we're
walking back and we run into Baby Boxes kindergarten teacher. Hey,
how's it going. We talked to her for a little bit.
Was she doing drinking? Ah? She was there with her
husband and daughter little league day. She was a little wet.

(35:02):
And we are start walking back and I see my
four year old walking on the concourse. I'm like, Baby
Box three, where are you going? I'm going to the bathroom.
He's a local, and I'm like, what, you don't even
know where the bathroom is? You're going to Broadway after this?
And then maybe the titter, But then a couple of

(35:23):
people behind him, there's another one of the dads. He's like, oh,
I'm taking him, don't worry about it. I was like,
all right, cool, so he took him to the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
All right, cool, it's just my kid on the concourse
walking by himself at four.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
So they go to the bathroom, we get down, we eat,
you know what I mean. And then everybody's like, we
want dipping dots, We want dippin dots. When can we get.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Dippin' dots ice cream of the future?

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Okay, well the future is now, man, and so we
go get in line. I never knew a line could
be so long. Dippin' dots line a mile long? Whoa mile?
We may need to invest games dipping knots mile long?
What the kids love it? We need to go sell

(36:07):
them on Broadway after for drunk people. We would make
a million dollars. It'd be bigger than daddy dogs. It
would be bitter. We would set up right next to
the daddy dogs. Get some ice cream with your dog,
ice stream in the future, ice cream with your missile,
ice cream with your missile right right now.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
And we got some rocket helping us market it exactly so.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
But the hot dog heat may melt our ice cream.
We want to maybe a few feet away. That made
a bad idea, so anyway, first homeless guy picks a
fight with us. Maybe this Broadway business isn't the best.
It's a bad idea. There's a bunch of unruly fellas
down here, yelling and screaming first waff of a homeless
person's freaking crap. Yep. So we get in line and

(36:54):
we start getting closer, and it's five six dollars for
the small You can get ice cream in a sound
helmet for ten fifty. Nope, nope, baby box two, Dad, Dad,
I want the helmet. I want the helmet. I said, well,

(37:15):
not gonna happen. He goes, why, said twice as much money,
probably the same amount of ice cream. Smart. He goes
all right. Minute later, baby box, won't, Dad, I want
it the helmet. Can I get the helmet? Dad? Nope?
He goes why, and I said, because it's double the

(37:35):
amount of money. He goes, at least think about it.
And I said, all right, I'll think about it. Answers, No,
just thought about it. He goes, Dad, you didn't really
think about it, I said, no, I did. I thought,
and I decided no, here, it's not even fair. Why
can't I get a helmet? I go, I said to
your brother, double the money and it's probably the same
amount of ice cream. Lady in front of me a

(37:56):
couple people from eastern Jingles. I think every parents had
this conversation with their kid to explain to them why
you're not getting a helmet. She sounds hot. She was hot,
she was hot, she was tan. You had a little
tennis skirt on. How did you have that conversation? Now,
what words did you use? Well, she's like, do you
want to meet in Arizona and talk about it?

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (38:17):
What was it? Russini? And I was like, oh my gosh,
I liked that idea, great idea. She's like, I had
the same conversation you're having. My husband left. Yeah, I
am sorry for your loss. Yeah. Would you the time
your wife finally calls you back? I nevergot I got
a wife. I accidentally just hung up on her, some

(38:39):
random spam caller. Yeah all right, So all right, we
get the ice cream, we get to score, We go
down and we eat the ice cream. You want to score?
What the score of the game? Have you ladies been
out there to the batter's box in the right field?
A really got the drinks? Get over there, get liquored up,
and so then we go our chair, we eat the

(39:01):
ice cream, and then the opposing team starts warming up
a pitcher. I said, boys, you guys should go down
to that front row and yo, can I get a ball?
Can I get a ball? So I take my three
boys down to the front row and we sit down
there and we're hanging over the wall watching them pitch, like, wow, Dad,
they throw it hard, and I'm like, yeah, usher comes down. Hey, guys,

(39:24):
can't be leaning over the wall when the ball's in play,
all right, So we're sitting down. Then, slowly but surely,
the other kids come down. Next thing you know, we
got seven kids down there taking over the front row
and they're warming up, warming up, and then the pitcher's
gonna go, and my kids are they're excited about trying
to get a ball, but they're a little nervous, which
is crazy. Baby Box two is the most outgoing kid

(39:46):
I've ever met. He's ducking down behind the wall, going
can I get the ball when you're done? Can I
get the ball when you're done? I'm like, buddy, can't
hear you down there because you're blocked by the wall.
So then Baby Box three, can I get the ball
where you're done? Can't get the ball with your dad.
I was like, budd you gotta say it louder, say, hey,
pitch got get the ball with your pitch. Pitch, cant

(40:08):
get the ball with your dead so quiet.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
It's little league night. They gotta throw the ball real quiet.
And they all brought their gloves.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
They are sure we get it, save it. They all
got their glove League day. They all got their gloves.
They're excited to see the patch Little League. So the
top of the seventh inning ends and the guy in
the bullpen throws one last pitch, then starts jogging in

(40:36):
so backup Catch has the ball. They're like, hey, can
we have the ball? Please? Can you throw us the ball?
Can you throw us the ball? Here comes the right fielder.
He starts warming up with the right fielder with the ball.
And then my kids are like, when you're done, can
we have the ball? When we're done, can we have
the ball? And he gets done warming up and he

(40:56):
starts walking back. He takes his right arm back, throws
it in the air, coming right to us, coming right
to us, not another air. In judge moment, Baby Box
sticks up the glove. Clean catch, clean catch. Baby Box

(41:17):
gets the ball, Baby Box gets the ball. How far
did he launch it from? About fifteen yards?

Speaker 2 (41:26):
It's a good catch for the kid forty five feet
it was.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
It was a beautiful catch. He just stuck his glove
up there and caught it. That's literally Dad. It was incredible,
and he was so excited and he was like, Dad,
I gotta go show mom. I gotta go show mom.
He runs up to show mom. He comes back and
all the other kids want to see the ball, and
it just made his day. Who was the guy you
should know right backup catcher for the Red Sox in

(41:51):
the bullpen in triple A. Whe gonna make it? Don't
know his name? And then they make an announcement on
the just so you know today is kid run the
bases after the game. Please run line up behind sections one,
twenty one, and two immediately following the game for the
kids to run the bases twelve and under and all

(42:12):
my kids, Hey, Dad, are we gonna run the bases?
I said, no, guys, we're not. Dad's got a sore testy. No,
we got t ball practice. Man, we can't miss that. Actually,
should probably leave now that's the top of the ninth
because we're gonna be late to t ball practice. Baby
Box two, I'm not leaving. I'm not leaving, and he
sits down, I'm not leaving, and I'm like, hey, Bud,

(42:36):
we gotta go. You can leave without me. I'm not leaving.
I'm not leaving. I was like, Bud, you're gonna have
to get up. I'm not leaving. I'm running the bases Dad.
So he ended up throwing a fit, and in the
process of that fit, he got his bike taking away
for three days so he would not be riding bikes

(42:56):
for three days. Finally got him out of the stadium
and that was our trip to the Nashville Sounds. Wow,
that was good. We'll take a break. We'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
They give you free tickets or what. No, No, we
had to pay. They had to pay.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Well, they got in a nice little plug. I had
to pay nineteen dollars a pop. Man, nineteen dollars a pop.
So I know this is the moment you guys all
been waiting for your spurs. Take no, you've been wanting
to know. Did baby Box bat last again? After starting
out the first four games of the season batting last

(43:38):
and we had a rain all in the forecast all weekend,
didn't rain, supposed to rain all day Saturday. I was like, boys,
we're probably not gonna get baseball in. Didn't rain, And
we go out to the t ball game at nine
ten am. Actually it was nine to fifty. I kept
thinking nine ten and I kept trying to leave early,
and my wife's like, it's nine to fifty, not nine ten, and.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Not keeping calendars. It's starting to sneak up on us.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
And we get out there and it's twindy and cold
for tea ball and it's such train. It starts drizzling
and we're like, oh my gosh, I feel like it's
about to unleash the heavens. It's about to pour down.
Did it rain? And then all of a sudden it
just went away. Yep. Game is over. And we got

(44:24):
like an hour between that game and Baby Box twos game.
And so Babybox one and Babybox two like, Dad, can
we hit balls? So we go out in the open
field and we get a bucket of balls each they hit.
Then baby Box three is like, Dad, can I hit?
Can I hit? I'm like, man, we got like fifteen minutes.
We gotta go. We gotta go to Babybox twos game

(44:46):
and he starts crying. Then baby Box Two's like, Dad, Dad,
I gotta go poop. I gotta go poop. I'm like, dude,
your game starts in fifteen minutes. He's like, I gotta go, Dad.
So he go. We go into the p and he's like, Dad,
it's so gross in here, and the toilet papers on
the ground wet. Somebody to puke. I'm like, well, Bud,

(45:11):
because I do, I don't want to use that. And
I'm like, well, that's all we got. So I unwrapped
a couple layers and we use that toilet paper. And
now it is four minutes still game time. So we
got to get in the car, drive to the other field,
pull up, jump out up, get him on, get him dressed,

(45:31):
get his pants on, get the belt on, get his
shoes on, tide get out there in time for the game.
All right, why'd you slide in the muddle? But here's
the problem, Oh, baby box one his game was starts
twenty five minutes after baby Box two, so I'm not
even gonna get to go the game. They leave and
go to baby Box one's game, and so fifteen minutes
into the game, I text the wife. I said, hey,

(45:54):
how do you do. Do you get a hit? She goes, oh,
he didn't get the bat. First inning picture was three
for three, three k's, so he's either four through nine.
So he's either four through nine. So then I text
her next thing. She goes, ah, he didn't hit again.
Three more k's and I'm like, oh, cool, cool, cool,

(46:17):
who's this coach? Pitch freaking Nolan Ryan? Yah, he is
pretty good man. He may be the Rocket, he may
be that good. And so so far we're zero for six,
six k's And then my wife texts me he let
off the top of the third. Oh, so he's hitting seven,
hitting seven. She said, smoke job boom between short and third.

(46:39):
That's his spot. Ripped it. Yeah, that's his spot, absolute
rip job. Got any video we'll put on the instigm. No,
I didn't get She didn't get a video. But he
got a hit, and then he got another hit later
in the game. He was two for two. They ended
up losing three to two. Our pitcher had twelve k's

(47:00):
and we had the bases loaded two outs in the
bottom of the fourth or bottom of the fifth, I
don't even know, and we needed one run to tie it.
Guy grounded out to first, grounded out to first, winning
run stranded on third.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Eleven straight losses for the Mets.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Yeah, we lose, We lose three to two. But it
was a good day. Man. They had a meeting out
in the outfield. They huddled up. Dodgers come in here, Dodgers,
Dodgers come in here, like, oh, you guys played great today.
You know what I mean? And you know, we always
give out the game ball and the player that had
the best game today, baby box, baby Bucks got the

(47:41):
game all. I already got one. Well, no, because we
went to the Sounds game on Sunday. Game was on Saturday.
All the timeline, I went out order, I went out order.
But he got the game ball on Saturday, even though
they lost three to two. And the coach did play
him a great compliment because we stayed after the game
and we're good and around. Kids were in the batting

(48:01):
cage throwing balls and he told me, he goes, I'll
tell you what your son can really he plays the
field really well. He's really good at you know, catching
the ball. Thanks. Man. I'm like, man, I really appreciate that.
I really do appreciate that makes me feel good. About
complimenting a four year old kid. He's seven by the way,
baby Box is seven. And then Coach's son ended up

(48:22):
coming home with us. Came to our house. Whoa pause
because Babybox like, hey, Dad, can he come over? I
was like, whatever, dude, yeah, come home. So then on
the way home, I texted my head coach for baby
Box two. I said, hey, you guys want to come over.
We got We're gonna have some kids over in the backyard.

(48:43):
So boom they came over and pravnic again. The neighbor
is he gonna hit seven again? Coach, the neighbor, and
the neighbor who is also baby Boxes age. He came
over with his sister who baby boxes three age. So
we had all these people freaking in our backyard and
we just hung out.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
All at the Yeah, it was all hunky dor until
you get a couple of drinks in you. Hey, hey, coach,
win's he gonna hit number one?

Speaker 1 (49:07):
No no, that coach didn't come over, Oh no no.
But we So we had you know, five kids over
on Saturday and just played all day. It was great.
And then we ate some dinner, ate some pasta shells
stuffed with cheese and spinach, great dinner.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
That's how the kids are gonna grow though, That's how
they're going to learn about themselves.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Yeah. So it was a great weekend. So he did
not bat last guys. He batted seventh.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
I think they waited all weekend for that, just so
you know.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
He got the game ball though. And know this Facebook page.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Every game the Spurs win, it's slowly killing me inside.
I think, what are they have to have? Probably sixteen
wins to win it all. I don't know if my
heart can take sixteen wins. I need it to be.
I can be, it can be an eight, it can
be a twelve, But I just don't think my heart
can take sixteen Spurs wins.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Hang up and listen, we'll take a break right back, Ray,
you're gonna root against me.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Yeah, Like the time I was in your house and
it was the heat and Spurs and then they they
lose at the buzzer, right and he drained it at
the buzzer on your asses.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
That was great. It was great.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
I went to sleep woke up to that.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
That was That was one of the most painful losses
as a fan. That was one of the bad ones. Man. Oh,
that was so bad, so freaking bad.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
But they are going to give I don't like to
jump around, but who cares. They're gonna give those thunder
a thunderstorm that they may not be able to handle.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
It is going to be a hell of a weather event.
Let's hope, so man, let's hope. I mean, I am
Oh my gosh. They are so good. They're so fun
to watch. They all like each other. You can tell
they like each other. They're good on two K.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Hey, I don't bastling Castle, Wimby down low.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
I don't care about two K. I don't care.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
I really don't bastling Castle brothers.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Oh my god, you're so annoying. They are so good though,
Keldon Sheldon off the bench. That's his damn name, Keldon Johnson.
Oh man, and they got Fox huh yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
It was a learning experience in and out bars. Now,
don't even play the games. There's never any cable on
TVs anymore. It's really weird.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Because it's all streaming. That was the weird thing. The
playing games. I thought the playoffs started on Friday, but
apparently there were still playing games you had to turn
onto some streaming. Didn't watch him, so I missed it all.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Who knew Paul George plays for Uh, don't, don't tell
me because they played Boston plays for the Clipper. No, no, no,
he plays for played Boston Clipper at Philly. Yeah, Paul
George plays for Philly.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
Yeah. Who told me? Nobody?

Speaker 2 (52:00):
He told me that it was great turning the games
on seeing all these guys only.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Crap, dude, that's crazy. And now, hey, you know the
the Thunder have a chance to get the number one
overall pick. Right, Yep, that's unbelievable. Worst trade in NBA history,
trade in NBA history. Oh my god, what an absolute disaster. Disaster.
But yeah, man. And then Sunday, dude, I forgot to say.

(52:27):
We left the Sounds game driving to T ball practice
baby box three, he fell asleep in the car. Dude,
he slept through practice. He didn't practice. Wow, saw him
out there coaching T ball and he's asleep in the
freaking car. Wild. I mean, none of this sounds organized.
Well no, I mean he had such a big day.
He had the birthday party he went to, then we

(52:49):
went to the Sounds game. He was just tired.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
See I knew that, not even being apparent, I knew
you should have not gone to that baseball game.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
And I tried to wake him up and he wasn't
waking up, and I was like, man, just let him sleep.
Sleep through practice. It's all right. You can leave a
kid in the car. Oh my wife was in there.
Oh yeah, right, we had supervision. Oh. Another family, they
had their three year old or four year old, so
he was three. He was in the car, he was asleep.
They left him in the car. And then at the
end of practice he came and he was all he
was hysterical and he was like, oh, they he thought

(53:18):
we left him. He thought we left them. But then
we stayed after practice due because baby Box one and
Baby Box two and baby Box three, Babox three woke
up at the end of practice came out and they
all wanted to hit balls. We stayed out there for
an hour and a half throwing take hitting buckets of balls.
Now to do it. That's what we do. Man, it's
a busy day.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
If we do all these stories about your kids t
ball and baseball and they don't make it anywhere near
the pros, I'm gonna it's not it's gonna be all
for not.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
They're probably not probably not gonna make it that far.
Probably not gonna make it that far, if I'm being honest. Alright,
you guys have a great Monday, man. I assume there's
playoff basketball tonight, probably some playoff hockey.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Get ready, though some of the things aren't for three days,
like the Spurs won't play until Thursday.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Stop.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
I randomly looked at it's Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
I was dramatizing, still drama. That's still three days, Like.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Why is it that space depart Like they should for
sure play by Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
Really, that's really annoying. It is really annoying.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
Somebody said, I love the NBA playoffs, best six months
of my life.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Dude, condense them.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
NBA, let's go. Let's get teams playing back to backs.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
Oh yeah, and then no, because they'd have to rest players.
They do, They're used to it. Yeah. And WrestleMania. Don't
ask me. I didn't watch it. Still don't understand it, don't.
I just can't figure it out. I can't. It was
all over my feed all weekend. I just started ripping
on people.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
I said, McAfee, stayed to I said, mcavee, state of
your radio show in parentheses. I listened every day I
was just ripping on people. I was like, come on,
and then he got Lesnar crying and I guess he
ended his career.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
So the heartbreaking loss, but it wasn't heartbreaking. He knew
he was going to lose because he was retiring, right,
you can't win.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
It was a bunch of guys in Panny. They're in
their garundies wrestling around all weekend. My name is Ben
and I and in it, my name's Paul.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
That's up to y'all. Okay, I get it. I understand.
I used to be I used to watch that one
on MTV. I think it was tough enough. Was it
tough enough or next WWE Superstar there where they were
trying to train to be and get into the WWE.
I watched that show. I used to like wrestling, and
it's athletic, but I just can't get behind it. Like

(55:25):
I saw Kittle was there with Halliburton and he stole
Halliburton's beer and drank it. Those are only highlights I saw.
Really now I saw it.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
One of the guys was banging the other one and
I said, no, not in the banana Hammicks. I've seen
it already with the party animals and the Savannah bananas.
I'm not watching guys in banana hammicks again out there,
all this tom foolery messing around, guys messing with each other.
I mean, what's the What's gonna happen the next WrestleMania.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
I don't know what WrestleMania were we on fifty, but
I'm telling you you know what's gonna happen next.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
The direction we're going, they're gonna be spanking each other.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
They do they hit each other. No, they're gonna be
slapping ass. Oh yeah, So congrats all you WrestleMania fans.
Hope it was great. I hope it was everything you
wanted to be. Have a great Monday. We out.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
A guy comes off the top rope and he bangs
another guy and they're both laying on the ground after
they just got banged.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
I will say, when they jump off the top of rope,
that's pretty high. It takes some guts. All right, you're
into it. I'm not into it. I'm not into it,
but I would try to break my fall. They just go,
ah suplex right on them. Pretty incredible. It probably hurts
when someone lands on you from that high right there,
might have been one hundred thousand people in that stadium. Seriously,

(56:48):
but I mean, I just don't understand. But do you
watch the girls a little bit? I don't even know. No,
I didn't watch any of it. Why don't you know
where to watch?

Speaker 2 (57:00):
It was all just on my timeline. I didn't watch it,
But I'm just telling you it kept going and you'd
see the girl.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
One and then sometimes their names. I don't know. It
might have been guys. I don't even know any of
the guy wrestlers. Now I know that. Does the mis
still do it? He's an announcer, he doesn't wrestle anymore.
I turned on Sports Center one morning, Oh, let's see
how the Spurs game go. Last night it was the
miss screaming at the TV for WrestleMania. I say, well,

(57:27):
I'm gonna turn off Sports Center. That was a good run. Yeah,
I know Sports Center covered it all weekend. I know
the Miz is hosting American gladiators. But I guess maybe
he doesn't wrestle anymore. And Lesner doesn't wrestle anymore because
he retired. Anybody else, why are we calling it wrestling
because in wrestling I wore a single et?

Speaker 2 (57:48):
What do you need to call it spade a spade.
It's guys in panties on the TV smacking each other's ass.
I ain't watching that

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Him