April 22, 2026 • 51 mins
In this episode Lunchbox talks about how his wife has made his made his 6 year old son terrified of crosses on tops of churches all thanks to her Easter lesson. Ray doesn't want anyone visiting his grave when he's dead and it's time to say goodbye to another member of Ray's friend group who's moving away. Also we give an update on Coaches Convention 6 and when tickets will be going on sale for the big event.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ah right, Yeah, that's better than your whatever the hell
you do. Let's get it started. Man, we are here, dude.
I'm gonna tell you what. It's a great day. It's
on the menu, Man, what's on the menu. I'm gonna
(00:22):
talk about my amazing wife. And you know, she makes
some great decisions in life, and then she makes some
terrible decisions in life.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Because if you went to the kids practice times, well again,
I can't. I don't know how much more of that
I can do. I'm all for an interesting story, but
the the two o'clock practice into two o'clock game into
four o'clock kidnap, third practice, there's no way.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
The truckers are following along with that. There's just no
way the HR is HR follows along because they have
a winding roaddes in HR. They got to follow Okay,
this executive report, does this higher up to this some
more than this up the under employee. So yes, HR,
they follow my stories absolutely brilliantly.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
But why would they pencil sharpener? In fact, I think
I just saw an HR person in the hallway and
I was running.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Oh, and she goes, why are you running? She goes,
why are you running? And I go.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
We only get one break, but then thank god you
guys were coming behind me, or I would have looked
crazy and maybe an HR violation running in a building.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, I'm not sure we're supposed to be running in
the building. And I don't know if firefighters can follow
along like Roebluss. I don't know how smart firefighters are.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
The question is, though, at your office, can you just
run in there or literally? Is that an HR violation
because we really don't have HR here, so we can
do whatever we want. But if you just took off running,
I mean, I think that's a situation.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah. I know that when Baby Box was in kindergar
we would go to his school a couple times and
baby Box two would run at certain spots and it
was not during school hours, and baby Box would be like, hey,
you can't run. You can't run there, there's no running,
That's what I thought. And so that was a violation,
and he was enforcing the rules even though school was
(02:20):
not in session. He was such a he's still such
a rule follower that he wanted to make sure that
baby Box two didn't get in trouble.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I'm glad it dawned on me though, I was like, Wow,
I'm forty running in this office. Just got called out
by I think sales or HR, and I thought, then, hey,
maybe you're not allowed to do that. Probably shouldn't do
that anymore.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah. HR. It was a big deal last Easter in
twenty twenty five. There was a lot of running going on,
digging through people's items, looking through people's desk drawers that
I believe the Easter egg hunt got canceled this year
just because there was so much HR going on. There's
jackets hanging up on coat racks people.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Somebody say you had to go in a pants pocket
or a suit coat.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I did. I found an egg in a suit coat
pocket that was hanging on the coat rack on the exec. No,
it was on the coat rack luckily.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah, just reach in here, try and find it. Felt
it felt very weird and very awkward. But yes, we
were good to go last year. This year there was
no Easter egg hunt because of all the anonymous tips.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
That is where I met that dude who works remotely
in California. He's here about once a quarter. Just saw
him a couple of weeks ago and it just happens
to be around Easter, and he has a show.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
He's a musician.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Oh, this Saturday, you're going to see him, gonna be
in Kingston Springs.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
You're not pulling up, not gonna be able to pull up?
What's Kingston Springs? The Dods, Oh, you're spending the weekend
out there or just a night. We will be tipping
our cap to them. We will be pouring one out. Okay,
is it on Friday night or Saturday night? Saturday night
you're sleeping at the Dodds. No, it's still a pibit.
(04:07):
How far is Kinston Kinston Springs to your house hour
and a half? Whoa god, that's what I'm saying. That's
why we haven't seen him in a minute. Oh god.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
So but I'm saying they're moving. What they are gonna
be added to the list. Justin moved, Heather moved, the
Dods moved, All of our core groups of friends have
moved in the past two months. Hold on, the Dodds
(04:36):
are saying, audios.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
They're going back to Georgia.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Man, So we go to their house on Saturday, and
I guess on Sunday is a final walkthrough.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
And I'm like, I guess we should clean up the
beer pong guys.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
At what point does the cleaning party start? Because they're
gonna be doing I don't know, a major walk through
the following morning, and it smells like alcohol.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I do feel a little bad. I don't think I've
seen Dodd since your Bachelor. No, he had. He was
at the wedding. So I saw him at the wedding,
and I think that's the last interaction we've had. Like
we went our separate ways, and I thought, Man, this
is some dude that could be hanging out with us.
He could be in our group. I could. I could
really like this guy. And I'm sad to see that
he's he's giving up the dream and he's moving back.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
For them, it's just it's better for them there, their family.
The golf courses are nicer, Augusta medical field is booming
just like it is here, so Ana can find work anywhere.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
And Eric, he does so.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Many public events, private events, golf course events.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
It just works down there. That's great man. And you'll
probably never see him again, sort of like you'll never
see Justin again. You're never gonna go to Georgia to
visit them. You're never gonna go to Lake of Coney
to hang out with them. It was a good friendship
while it lasted.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
There's a good run. And Justin just posted he lives
in some loft now in downtown Grand Rapids. I mean
he's putting down roots. Man, is he gonna come get
his dog?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Oh? Oh, that's right, Templeton's in your backyard.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I mean, how do you bury a dog and then
you move to another state? I thought me and him
we came to an agreement where hey, man, we have property,
we'll be here until we die. So I said, bury
your dog. I didn't know he was going to leave
a month early. I thought it was a gentleman's agreement
that he'd be here at least five to ten years.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I will say that is one awkward thing about the
like death is burying somebody, because you bury someone in
a graveyard, right, Usually you bury them in a graveyard
and they get their headstone. But then if you move,
who goes to the headstone? Like who goes to visit
(06:44):
It's a very weird thing to me that there's gravestones
that are never visited. No one even knows they're there.
There's probably generation old gravestones in different cities where the
families have moved away, they never get back to that city.
That's a weird thing. That is very weird to me.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yeah, do this for me, Never go visit my grave.
If you find peace, then do it. But yes, the uh,
sitting at somebody's grave, Man, that's so morbid. What doesn't
it make you cry every time?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
You do it? Every time? I mean, why would you
want to do that? I don't know, it's a weird
I think the person understands, Hey, probably don't want to
make themselves sad every day of the week.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Let's remember the good times. You don't want to go
cry at a grave because they're not coming back. So,
but so I totally understand with what you're saying. When
somebody's buried. It's like, it's not that you don't want to.
You don't want to bring yourself to that sadness. And
sometimes it's in cities and you move around, so it's
all these graveyards across the country that nobody goes to
because we don't want to be sad.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Heck, we used to cut through to opry Land when
we lived downtown. There was a secret road there really. Yeah,
right next to the football stadiums is right up top
y land. Nobody knew about it, only locals, and you
go right past a graveyard and for like five minutes,
I was depressed.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Hell man, just like it's sort of like my six
year old, you know, Easter was coming around and we
were talking about, you know, dying on the cross and everything,
and he because he wanted to know more about Easter.
He's like, what tell me more. My wife is more
of the handling that part of it. I don't really
handle that. I dabble. I give him a couple, you know,
(08:21):
little tidbits, probably not factually accurate, but I try to
do my best. I'm like, you might want to ask
your mom on that. So the wife sat him down,
was like, well, yeah, you know, he died on the cross,
you know what I mean. And my six year old son,
Easter was a month ago, is now terrified to drive
by a church. He is terrified every time he sees
(08:43):
a cross on top of a church because there is
no one on the cross. And he's like, oh my gosh, Dad,
I don't want to die on that cross. I don't
want that cross to be the one I die on.
I am like, I go on to my wife and said,
what the hell did you do? She goes, well, he
was asking about Easter, so I just told him about
dying on the cross and how and I'm like, well,
now every church he goes by, he's freaked out because
(09:07):
there's no one on the cross, and he thinks someone's
gonna have to die on that cross. And he's worried.
That's his cross that he's gonna die on. It's your
cross to bear. Son. I never realized how much kids
think about things. So when you're explaining things, try to
keep it a little more. PG. Wife, just say Easter, bunny.
Well we do talk about the Easter bunny. But he
(09:29):
is fixated on the cross and there's a cross on
top of a church. He covers his eyes. I don't
want to look at it. I don't want to look
at it freaks him out. Well, good kid, So yeah,
there you go. Man's that was our Easter lesson That has,
you know, sort of kept going.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
At least he understands the power of the cross, unlike
a lot of people in this country.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah, he does. I think he does understand it. He
may not realize what church is. He probably hadn't been
his church as much as he should have been. But
he does know of the cross. Well, what time would
you go to that church, act, coach? Ah? You know,
probably eight am. I mean I bet.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
You you would have been able to squeeze it in
before the games and then in the afternoon you had
the baseball game, then another baseball game.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
But I would say it would add to your timeline
of about noon. Yeah, and I think you could go
to eight am church because when you have kids, they
are up early no matter what, so you might as
well get things done earlier in the day. I wish
all our baseball games were at eight am, nine am,
ten am. They have something they are like two in
the afternoon. It's like, gosh, the kids wake up at six.
(10:33):
That's eight hours of anticipation before they play the game. Mmmm.
It's like batter's box. He texted me on Sunday, Right,
what if everybody that's a batter's box here with it?
He said?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Yo?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
So I texted back, was he dranking? I think? So?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I texted back, yo, you texted back a sober yo?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
And it was it was a fifty four am when
he texted me, okay, And he immediately calls me and
I answered, I'm like, what upen? He goes, well, you're
up early on a Sunday. I said, it's eight fifty four.
He goes, he has pretty early to be up, isn't it.
This is what we talk about. I said, no, my
(11:19):
kids get up at six. What do you mean. He goes, oh, man, why,
I said, I don't know, because they're kids. He goes, oh, no,
this is early for me. I don't know how you
guys do that. And I'm like, yeah, we're up probably
about six six thirty. Aren't his kids grown? He has
two step children that are grown, and then he has
a ten year old boy. So they're not his kids,
(11:42):
they're his step children. Oh, they're his bonus his kids. Sorry,
not step bonus kids. And he was shocked that I
was up at nine o'clock in the morning, which blew
my mind.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
So Batter's Box is about six eight years from being
out of the woods, out of the word.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
He's gonna watch every freaking Niners game. Oh he already
does that. Oh he already does that. He already puts
stuff on the couch. You're not allowed to call him
during the game. He doesn't respond to text during the game,
and he has everybody has to sit in their same
spot every single game. That's gotta be a good feeling. No,
it's not a good feel.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
So I'm telling me and bays are gonna adopt a
kid that's like seventeen, We're gonna pull an amy once
already full. Like, why are we trying to get a
tree that's like a tree lea? My Dad's like, you
can save money, get the ones that are like a
foot tall. I'm like, Dad, it's gonna take seventy years
to reach maturity. I'll be in the grave by then.
So I'm like, why not reach a tree by a
(12:39):
tree that's almost full grown, just like a kid. Get
a sixteen year old two years you're out of the woods.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yeah, I mean it's like, but my batter's box is
obsession with watching every game. It's kind of annoying. Like
it was like, I'm telling you Christmas, the Bears were
playing the Niners, and he wouldn't watch it with us
because that was against the how they do it at
their everybody it'd be too loud and you couldn't sit
in the spots and all that. Well, I have those
(13:06):
rules as well.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I mean, once I'm a true fan Onces Titans get
semi decent. I'm gonna start coming down with the rules.
We do this crap now where we go to bars
and don't even have cable TVs. I'm like, I can't,
I can't bro. There was the NBA Playoffs on, there
was NHL Playoffs. I think we went to a bar
that was set in the nineteen sixties. It didn't have
one TV.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
I was like, oh, bezer, it is a good thing.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I do not gamble anymore, because good gosh, I would
be losing my mind right now not one television. But yeah,
once the Titans are good again, once we get this
Super Bowl, if the game's on, I will not have
a family member over. I will be watching the game.
No neighbors over unless they're gonna be quiet.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah, there'll be rules. No, there is rules, And I
mean I'm excited that you know we are getting football here,
the super Bowl in four years.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Yeah, it was confirmed by Dave Patrick via ESPN via
the ESPN plus app.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I'm hoping that at that point we will know someone
of that stadium that will let us walk in that
stadium so we can watch the Super Bowl. But I'm
gonna say probably not.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
You just gave me the best idea of all time.
Tell me after the break? What what break?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I thought I'm gonna take a commercial. No, I thought
you were gonna tell me you're a great plan.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
The next couple of years. Why don't we do some
BS facilities job.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Oh, so we're at the super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
So we're there for the super Bowl, so we should
start being an usher at the stadium. Not even an usher,
just some like weekend help. Hey, we need some people
to just come around the grounds and pick up litter.
You'll be part of the facilities. I know how facilities works.
You have access to everything. Do it a couple of
years before the Super Bowl. So we're already employed and
all good to go for twenty thirty.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Well, I'm gonna wait till twenty twenty nine then to
apply for those jobs.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
That's what everybody's gonna do me this season. I'll be
doing facilities at the Titans game.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
We're in for the super Bowl, Dude, that would be awesome.
That's how you do it. Well, we went to everything
at Texas State. I went to every WNBA game, every
ut Texas, any event they had there. We got in facilities.
You have access to the building. Nobody says, hey, it's
a super Bowl, you're not allowed.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
They want the help, they need help. I wonder if
the Super Bowl is separate where they bring.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
In their own people. Nobody does that. It's a stay home. Sure,
they bring on extra people. But if you're a facilities
person and you're a stadium randomly gets any event, you're
working it.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Bro. We worked every soccer every high.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
School I didn't work those, every high school cheerleading event
that came to town. Anything that happened at our building,
we worked it. I saw it all graduation. I saw
you were there at.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Graduation when I was there watching my sister walk the stage.
Probably we worked that. Wow.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I'm telling dude, the access you have working facilities. You
get paid nothing, but you do it for the access.
And I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Money for nothing, access to everything. That's like our job,
access to everything. But what is it ability to go
to nothing? Man? Those are some deep words, dude. We
should we should probably introduce the show because people don't
know who we are, and then we'll take a break. Man. Hey,
that is not where the opening segment was supposed to go,
(16:27):
but it went there. We're gonna do it live. Oh,
the one two three sore loser? What up, everybody? I
am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so I'll
give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm
pretty much a sports.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Genius, y'all. It is Sizzon from the North, alpha male
baser wife. We got two point three acres, two kids
at Vanderbilt. Defrosty now that Justin lives in Grand Rapids.
Saying goodbye to another friend this weekend, the Dodds Heather
to the Louisiana, the Dodge to Georgia, Justin to Michigan.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
I tell you what.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
People are moving out of Nashville, thank god, but it's
not great that there are friends and I do have
it confirmed. I will be getting my haircut on Friday.
It is getting much too long over to you, coach.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Wow, are you getting a haircut for the goodbye party?
Is that why you're doing it?
Speaker 2 (17:17):
No, I gotta get it before we go to Charleston
the following week. See, my calendar's starting to fill up, dude.
I only can do about three things a week. I'm
at my max right now.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah. See, I'm gonna get a haircut next week when
we're heading to Austin. I'm gonna let the beard grow out,
and then I will get a haircut and I'll ask
him to shave the beard off real quick, boom, and
then I'll go to Austin clean shaven, looking good. Ready
for the weekend. You got to diet or something? Do
you get some highlights for Austin? What doing tips? Yeah,
you're going on stage? Why not get tipped? Dude, I've
(17:45):
never had tips? Hey, would you wind tipping me off?
I mean, I'm gonna go meet Adley, my cousin's new baby,
so I gotta be looking like a professional. I gotta
look clean shaven so I don't freak the baby out.
Is that how it is out now?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
At this age which just meeting kids, Dods are like, hey,
meet the kids, Eh, meet the mimosas.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
No, no, no, I mean, I mean it's not all about
it's not all about meeting the kids, but it is.
I mean, this is a big deal.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Not just kidd but yeah, we're going to work in
the kids as well.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
I haven't met the and who knows who I've met that?
Speaker 2 (18:19):
How many kids the Dodds got I got too now,
But the times I've seen him, they look like an alien.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Well, yeah, when they're first born, they're kind of alien like,
but after about a few weeks they start to you know,
fill out a little bit and they develop.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
The last one I saw in the hospital, I went, whoa, yeah,
yeah I did.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
You came to see mine in the hospital, or you
saw mine being delivered? You saw my wife pushing it out.
That was awkward.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
The Dodds first, when I went to the Duck Bar,
and that's really where we hung out with that kid.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
We went over to their.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Place on the East Side a couple of times. But
the newborn, I don't think i've seen him since the
hospital because then we did a surprise birthday and the
kids weren't allowed.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
That's been about a years since that kid was born. Man,
But I've met him, is what I'm saying. Yeah, why
do I need to meet him again? I know you're
just gonna receive them now. It's not meeting them again,
it's hey, good to see you again. Now I met him.
I met the dang kids I want to meet.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
I want to meet the Bubbly, I want to meet
the Emmerdo.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
I want to meet meet the Jamarca Champage, the dom
U Leo. I want to meet the bottom of the
bottom man. The time of these kids? What year are
these kids born? Nineteen forty two? Don Julio? What is
that always at your bottle nuts a bottle of Don Perio?
(19:37):
Did you say Dom's awake? Yeah, Don Perio? What real
time I do?
Speaker 2 (19:43):
The next day they got the house cleaners coming or something. Oh,
that's gonna be one heck of a hangover. The new homeowners.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Come the next day. Yeah, that's wrong, man, that's rough me.
What a wake up call? That's like me Like when
we were moving here. I had my going away party,
same and blew it out of the water. So did I.
It's at ranch, And next morning I had a garage
sale six am. People were walking in my garage running
(20:11):
buy my stuff. Oh I had.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Next morning I was driving to Tennessee. We blew it
out at West We went to the ranch. Billy paid
for everything. Mike Miller Colby was there.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Colby, Yeah, d I didn't even know you hung out with.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Colby Craig Stanskowski. Next morning I forgot six am.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I gotta leave.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
I guess I gotta get to Tennessee. Where I told
you guys, I'm leaving to brutal. Brutal dude, Try a
twelve hour drive hungover dude. Try didn't plan that one out, dude.
Try having a garage sale after blowing it out till
three in the morning. You wake up and the garage
sale ain't even set up, and you start opening the
garage and people already there just clawing at your stuff.
You're like, oh my god, man, I haven't even had
(20:49):
a breakfast taco yet.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Try going across three states with a raging hangover. Oh man,
that that was a long day and people were just there.
That was crazy. Eh, good times, good times. We'll take
a break. We'll take a break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
I got a sound off, go ahead. There's an employee
that I walk past the kitchen and they are making
their toast, putting some grape jam on it. Got the
whole toaster going, smells up the whole kitchen. It smells good,
but they're doing toast. Oh, it must be their morning break.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Got it great?
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Then about two hours later, walk past one of the
boardrooms and they're just sitting there on their cell phone,
playing games or watching TV.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
I don't know what job in.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
This building has it where you have a break at
ten and then you're just playing on your phone at noon.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
That's a hell the schedule. I do appreciate that they
come in at nine and they are already on lunch
by the time we leave, Like, I see them already
coming back from lunch by the time we're leaving the
building at twelve thirty one o'clock, and I'm like, how
in the world are they already done with lunch? And
(22:12):
all I've had is some freaking granola. Another thing to
sound off on. I emailed a sales lady. How long
do you think it took her to email me back?
Depending on which one it is. I know they have
a couple of big accounts or salesman, so probably thirty
(22:34):
six hours of the work week, two day and a
half of the work It has been three weeks. I
never got a response.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Oh, they just didn't email me back. I said, are
there any endorsement opportunities? So I guess they're waiting until
there are some to respond back. Got it cool?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Maybe she's circling back. She's gonna check on that, and
then she'll let you know when it falls through the
cracks and she finds something for you. It's a twilight zone.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
I just honestly want to go on the sales floor
and just yell like, hello, anybody looking for endorsement for anybody? Hello, bro,
there was a time I had five at one point,
I've been to zero for a year and a half.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Times are tough, man. The economy. I don't know if
you know this, but inflation has been going on and
so people aren't spending like they used to. Yeah, I
will say the one endorsement that I am just impressed with.
I used to endorse, you know, pest Control, and I
don't endorse them any more, but they still show up
(23:41):
to my house. That's pretty money. So hey man, I'm
on my way. I'm just gonna ahead and do your
serves damp Hey, yeah, man, I will see it in
a minute.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
I don't want to get on pest Control yet because
I do, but I don't, but I do. But my
favorite one was when I had Alan take them down.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
To Aldans, met them down at Aldans and I used
to play that clip dude, and we can't do it anymore.
And I worked a block away so I would just walk.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
I would get my hungover ass up on a Sunday
and just walk to cal Deans and make a hundred bucks.
And I didn't have to do anything. It was for
the Dancing with the Stars watch parties. All I would
do is stand there.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
I mean, it was the easiest gig I think I've
ever had in my life.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Those are the best jobs.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
And then one time I went and it was a
national championship and they go, oh, we double booked. We
have a company here rented it out, so you're good,
And I was all, but I still got to do
a thing where I do commercials. I said I was
going to be here, and they're like, you're good, just
sit and watch the game if you want, if you
want any of our food. I'm like cool, Yeah, man,
this radio thing's pretty awesome.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Radio could be great, man. I mean I used to
do one when I worked promotions in Austin and I
was a promotions guy for the Zone AM thirteen hundred.
The cure for was their slogan, and we used to
do one for ut Football and we did it for
the bowl game and they were playing in the Holiday
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Bowl and we did it at you are Cooks, which
never made any sense to me whatsoever. But you paid
money to go to a restaurant, pick out a steak
and cook it yourself. Oh yeah, made no sense. But
we did a remote there and I got paid to
be there. I got paid to have a steak, and
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I got paid to sit there and watch the University
of Texas take on Washington in the Holiday Bowl. Pretty
sure is Washington. And I was like, this is a job.
I get paid for this. And there was also one
at Golden Corral where we'd have the tents set up
for two hours. Now just one of your dates. She
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liked to shovel, and it was right there on North Lamar.
We'd go to the Golden Corral and we set up
the tent and then afterwards we'd be there for two hours.
They'd you want to come in and eat? Uh, yeah,
I do want to eat, And I would sit there
with Bamma Brown for an hour and we would stuff
our faces full of Golden Corral sheesh. That's when I
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realized radio.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Is good man, unless you got another one. I got
a pest control thing.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
I would love to hear it. So Baser goes, hey,
you got to go under the house.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
We have an ant problem, and I go okayyah, for sure, Handy.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Ants are under the house. No, they're like kind of.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
On the side, and so she thinks it might end
up being on the side underneath.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Got it, there's spiders down there. I a and going
down there.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
I opened the door to go low our house and
there's a little sign it says blank blank blank pest control. Oh,
and I go, well, we have a pest control service.
Why would I not just call them?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
So I call them? Yep, what do you think? They said,
ring ring, hello, thank you for calling the pest control.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Hello, sissare mundo here. You guys know where I live
in Indian Lake. Hey, we got a little sign on
our blowhouse door and it says, I believe it's the
storm cellar, and it says your pest control business. Love
to have you guys come out here and check out
the ants.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
We don't do ants.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
That is exactly what they said. They said, all it
all we do is roach control. A Well, guess what,
I don't have any fucking roaches. I have ants, Like
I just said, so not my happy butt, dude. It's
gotta go down there and freaking get ants because we
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don't have ants included in our bogo.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
All you gotta do is throw some poison down and
it'll take care of all the ants. Man, because one
ant will take it to the next ant, and the
next ant will take it to the next dance, and
next thing, you know, you're ant free.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
But we're idiots. Why did we pick of all the
pest controls? Why why do we do roaches? I ain't
never even seen a roach. Why wouldn't we pick an ant,
a spider? We picked the things that ain't even around. Hi, there,
what's it?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
What else?
Speaker 2 (27:56):
You guys cover dinosaur bones? If you ever see a
trend of soaus, rex will get that, like.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
They don't even cover ants. Dumbest.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
It says pest that should be every pest. It's a
totally different iteration of pests.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Is an ant? You know who's really annoying? You can
even call them pesty ants. They're very pesty. They are
so annoying. But I will say, living here, I don't
even notice ants because there's no fire ants. There's no
fire ants, but there's ants, no, No. But in Texas
you noticed ants because they're fire ants and those hurt
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like hell. Here it's like, huh, oh, here's a little ant.
I don't even know if the ants here bite.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
I don't think they do, but I can spray for
them outdoors. But Bayser thinks it's this situation underneath the house.
So that's why I got to bring in the big dogs.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
I think you're overthinking it. I don't think you need
to climb underneath the house for a couple of ants.
Just tell her I did it. Just open the all good.
All you do is we're all good to go open
that storm door, throw a handful of pellets in there,
and move on with your life. They absolutely Why would
you ever climb under there for a little couple of ants, Dude,
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there's a couple of ant piles. Get out of here
with that crap. You live in the country. You're not
gonna take care of all the ants. It's impossible.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Well, we had this dude because we had a hot
water issue and he said the ants were like constricting it.
So they replaced their entire water heater. It was a
part of it. It was a faulty water heater. It's
a completely different brand now, brand new brand that they
actually warrant.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
The other one.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
The warranty was covered. But he goes, hey, this is
actually the new brand. You want to go with the
other one. We don't even usually use that one. So
he gives us a brand new water heater. But he
said he thinks some of the issue was the ants
were like constricting it like a bowl of constrictor. So
they were building their mound around the hot water heater maybe,
and he goes, oh, don't worry, though, I stomped him out.
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So but I mean, so you're telling me this guy
just stomps them out. He doesn't give a rip. I
call an actual pest control and they're.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Like, oh no, we only handle.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
The roacheese, but I got some like water heater guy
just stomps them out like it ain't no thing. But
then also I'm like, like, did you stomp them out hardcore?
Or is they still an issue? Because like, if I
wasn't a pest guy, for what I've learned in the
industry is if it's not your pest, my name Ben,
and I in at my name Paul, it's up to y'all.
So I'm curious the water heater guy. Do you think
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he really stomped it out like curb stomped these ants
or it was just like a little pat and then
he got the heck out.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
My name is Saul. I'm gonna place a call because
my thing is when someone stumps it out. I mean,
I don't really know how you stomp out an ant pile.
He goes, what do you do if you stomp on it?
You know what it does? It just makes them angry
and thousands of ants scurry everywhere. How do you stomp
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on all thousands of those ants? Impossible? I got to
drop the pellets.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Hey, I freaking thought the exact same thing you did
when he said that, But it wasn't his line of work,
so I didn't want to be like, how exactly did
you stomp him out? But he goes, I stomped him out,
and I go, oh, cool, cool, cool.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Like what does that entail exactly? I mean, you just
kicked their mound over ten feet and they rebuilt. I mean,
what what does that mean?
Speaker 2 (31:20):
He goes, don't worry, I stomped them out. So I
think he was down there stomping for like ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Or is that him saying, hey man, I poured some
gasoline down there and poison them. But I'm just gonna
say stomped because I don't want to get in trouble.
By Pete them.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
He stuck out his snake and hosed them. He could
have man, he said, stomped him out. He said, whatever
you do, don't let a match down there. It'll go
up real fast, if you know what I'm saying. What
a business though a racket if you will. You call
him and they say pests, and they said, that's not
the pest we deal with. I mean, you chose roaches.
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I never seen a freaking roach, and that's what's covered.
So the guy that comes out to our house looks
for a bug that we don't even have every month hilarious,
and then leaves and I swear to God every time
checked all the traps. Ao, okay, you are good to go, buddy.
I don't even know what a roach looks like if
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I saw one, But he just strolls around our house
for thirty minutes and says, the roaches are a okay.
I just want to be like, hey, can we swap
you for an ant guy? I like, I don't have
anything in roaches, dude, can we swap you for an
ant guy?
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Man? Hey? Like, I know, hey, Bill, you're really good enough.
But I was thinking we could get Henry over here,
because Henry Henry's your ant guy. I'm wondering if you
could tell Henry to drop by. We don't need you anymore.
The roaches are gone. Hey, let's sub Henri in Like,
I don't need the guy swinging by. It's like, hey,
it was so easy, no worries. That's what this guy is.
I want Henry who's been down there dim with the ants.
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He's got ant bites all over him. He's like looks
like he's Sunbury. He's like rashing, he's like bleed.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Like. I want Henry who was in the trenches. Roach
Guy's like, no problem, man, you are good to go
every month. Every month, he's never seen a roach. Get
him out of here. I don't need roach guy anymore.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Dude. Every day he's wearing a white shirt and it's
perfectly clean. I want egg guy down.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
There where he comes up and it looks like half
his arms eating off.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
He's like, damn it. I was on the front wide
I got those damn ads though you had a big
flow down there. They were relentless. I was doing everything
I could, but I couldn't fight them off. They went down.
They weren't gonna go down without a fight. But don't
you worry, I sacrifice my arm, just save your house.
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Those ads will never be coming back, if you know
what I'm saying now, I need a new arm.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Freaking you don't even get me started on roach guy.
Then he'll do his paperwork in my driveway. Oh, he
sits in the van. Man, he sits in the van.
I'm just like, what paperwork is he's possibly filling out
about these roaches? There were none.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Half the appointment is the paperwork man. They Oh, yeah,
I was on the job for forty five minutes. No,
you were on the job for twelve and you sat
in the van filling out the paperwork. You must write
really really slow. Well, don't worry.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
He's every time talking to my wife. I'm like, who
is that at the front door? Is ups talking to people? Now?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
She's like, oh, he's a roach guy. Of course, the
roach guy. Every month he's talking to my wife. Always
got to be the roach guy.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
It's of course he's got time to talk to my wife.
He didn't find any roaches, and he's the hero. He
comes up there in his white shirt, hasn't found a
roach in the twelve on the twenty four months I've
lived there, they have not found one roach.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
No, no way.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
I mean that guy comes in dude, like he's Superman
and didn't do crap.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
I mean he does some There's like a green thing
he sticks in the ground.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
He's like, it's like he just sticks it in the ground,
but it does the thing that the roach trap.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Doesn't do anything because there's no roaches. Ah, I'm pretty
sure he found a roach last time. He said, I
got that rope. Oh the man, Sorry, that roach was
in my ash tray. Sorry, that's different kind of roach man.
My bad, My apologies.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
I really am an a quizm next time. I just
want to know what they look like. Hey, man, just crazy, like,
if you catch one, say that, I wouldn't mind looking
at that thing.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
I want to see what a Tennessee roach looks like. Many.
You're doing a hell of a job. We'll take a break.
We'll right back. You know what I need, man, This
is what I need because I'm going to Austin next weekend. Right.
A stiff drink. Well, there will be plenty of those,
because in Austin they do have stiff drinks. Like you
go to the bar there, they don't cheat you on
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the alcohol that they put in it. The ratio is,
you know, alcohol to a little bit of mixer. I'll
tell Billy you're coming to town. Tell Billy, I'm not
coming to town to Bill. He'll get stanching. Guy. Tell Billy,
I'm busy, man, I ain't trying to go like Billy goes.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
All right, y'all, cowboys, we gotta get these stanchions up
for eye our country fast.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Yeah yeah, man, Billy, you're gonna fly me in. No, no,
no standing guy, You're only there when I come to Nashville.
I'll keep your number. But anyway, what I need is
I need someone. There has to be someone that listens
to our pod that has a brother, a sister, a nephew,
a cousin, a mom, a dad, somebody, a friend, a
brother of a cousin, of an uncle. They are they
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a him or her? An it? I don't care what
it is. Transitioning. I need someone to get me a
tea time. May third Sunday morning, so I can go
golf with Batter's box. I'll make a couple of calls.
Where do you want to go? Blue Bonnet? Now? Bluebone's gone, man,
it's a subdivision now, So I would like to go
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to blue Bonnet. If you could rather, you know, knock
down the houses, build the course back real quick. It
would be phenomenal. Where are you trying to get on?
I don't I'm trying to get on, you know, like
Lions Mo Willie somewhere close to central Austin because Battersbox
lives in Flugerville. I'm gonna be staying downtown. And I
told him, hey, man, you want to play golf, we
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can play golf Sunday morning, like eight or nine in
the morning. So I'm gonna be out all night with
the boys on Saturday night. And then he wants to
play golf Sunday morning.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
If you get a who with the owls, you gotta
wake up with the chickens.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Right, you gotta hoot with the owls and cluck with
the chickens. Or yeah, and when you get on the
website you can get it like seven days in advance.
But they everybody tells me it's impossible to get a
tea time in Austin nowadays. What a nightmare. So how
do they get tea times? I don't know. And the
old guys used to know people at the course that
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always gave him the good tea times, So now they
probably have a system in place where they can get
tea times online. They're really good at it. And I
just don't want to miss out with golf with Batter's
Box because I missed out last year because on Friday
I go golf with Greg, Jacob and Garrett and he
got kind of his feelings short like, hey, my phone
didn't ring, I didn't get an invite and I felt
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really bad. Garrett, Uh, there's an issue on Aisle seven
and so well, no, Garrett takes the day the weekends
off like that weekend, it's his weekend to go a
little bit of ham and so hopefully we're gonna be
playing golf on Friday. Bucky is supposed to be hooking
us up with a tea time on Friday. So now
I need Sunday. I need Sunday morning somewhere in Austin
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so I don't have to travel a long ways away
because I had to fly out Sunday afternoon to get home,
and I'm trying to squeeze around in with Batter's Box.
So if anybody has a connection at a golf course
in Austin, they can hook me up for Sunday morning.
May thirty at like eight nine am. It would be phenomenal.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
What about if I hit up Adam Alonzo, Texas State
in San Marcus.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
I can get you on the college course a little
too far to drive. Man, it's a little choppy and
it's only nine holes. Ah yeah, we're gonna pass on that.
I mean, we could play the nine holes twice, but
that's not as much fun.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
And I would always get in trouble if I wore
a cutoff. Really, Oh, I didn't know it.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Golf courses you had to wear a polo. Well, I
feel like Muni's you can wear whatever you want. Yeah.
The guy always head, Hey, come on, we have to
throw something on the arms. You gotta have sleeves on. Oh,
it's like we went. We went to go play at
Blackhawk one time, me and my dad, my brother and
cousin uncle and we show up. Oh everybody that's in
the Fantasy League and they're like, oh man, yeah we
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got we see. You got a tea time here. But
it's gonna be you're gonna to wear a collared shirt
and dad and uncle don't have a colored shirt on.
Of course your dad does it. It's covered in paint.
He's been home building all day and we're like, oh, man, yeah,
we don't have an extra collared shirt. And they're like, yeah,
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our members will just really lose it if they see
someone out there without a collared shirt. Were you Like, Dad,
are you seriously? And I look out the parking lot.
I'm like, there's five cars here. Man, there's nothing. No
one's gonna care. Like, you have no business. You need
our business right now. You need our business to keep
this golf course running. Like, yeah, man, but we do
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have some collared shirts over there. They always get you
at the pro Yeah, there's some right back there on
there there on the clearance right if they're only fifty
dollars a piece. Oh, my dad said what he goes, yeah, yeah,
I mean you can just grab a shirt fifty bucks.
We won't even charge you the tax, just fifty flat.
I'm sure they fill a cardboard too. And my dad's like,
so I have to pay fifty, he has to pay fifty.
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Then we got to pay for the tea time. So
we're talking about a four hundred dollars round of golf.
They're like, yeah, you know, it's just I mean, you
know how much backlash we're gonna get from the members
if we allow you to go out there without a
collar shirt on, because then the next person will say, oh,
well that person didn't have a collar shirt on, and
then we have a problem on our hands. I mean,
he explained it pretty well, no, and I said, yeah, yeah,
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but there are no members out here. There's literally five
cars in the parking lot. It's a freaking Sunday at
two o'clock in the afternoon. It's one hundred and twelve degrees.
No one cares. Yeah, but some of our members live
on houses on the course. They could be in their
backyard a good point and they might see you guys
without a collared shirt, and then they would call the
clubhouse or the next time they come in and be like, hey, Timmy,
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we saw that guy out there on Sunday with a
non collared shirt. What's going on? I thought we were
keeping this up professional.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Please tell me your dad, to this day has a
collared shirt from this Muni that he still wears.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
And so my dad did a little tap on the counter,
goes all right, man, we'll catch you next time, and
we like Dang drew a hard line in the sand.
Drew a hard line in the sand. Uncle didn't want
to pay fifty for a collared shirt. Dad didn't want
to pay fifty for a collared shirt. I didn't want
to be pushed around and have my dad and uncle
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paid fifty dollars for a collared shirt. So we just
packed our bags and we left Man and so then
they had three cars in the parking lot. So I
hope those members enjoyed it, and I hope it's still
a very classy place and that you still got to
wear that collar shirt, because it's so important for the
integrity of this freaking golf course that everybody wear a
collared shirt. What'd you guys go do? Go play? We
or I don't know what we did Man gold Tee.
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I'm not even sure if we went and played, I
don't even remember. But the memory was we made a
core memory of getting rejected for no collar shirt.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
You know what I'm getting your dad for Christmas from
the Sore Losers Nation collared shirt.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
You think we could sell golf polos for Sore Losers Nation?
How many things we'd sell? Six?
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Or what if we did skirts for the women? That
would be great or some of the men not judging,
I would love it.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
I mean I don't think there'd be a lot of
demand for Sore Losers polos, but we should really do
that in our next merch drop when they.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Want to class it up a little bit, right when
they're going out on the town. If our truckers pull
up and they see maybe a restaurant across from the
lizard lot, we'll do it for the truck.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
You know, those firefighters get off their shift and they
want to whine and dine some lady that they rescued
from a house fire. They show up in a collared shirt.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
It really would help people to be a little bit
dressier as part of the nation.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Yeah, you know, the farmers get off the tractor, you
know what I mean, they throw on a collar shirt
in the honeycycle. Their wife's like, dang, we're really going
out tonight, aren't we? Or did you cheat? Hey? Are
you pulling a vrabel?
Speaker 2 (43:05):
So?
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Yeah, if anybody anybody has a connection, you know, I'd
really appreciate it. Thank you. You can email us. We
are the sore Losers at gmail dot com, just looking
out for one coacher to the other. That would be
absolutely fantastic. I think somebody's calling in right now. Yeah,
do you have a course for lunch. Oh they hung up,
probably wrong number. Yeah, so yeah, that's next weekend. Man,
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I'm really excited. Battersbox says he can beat me at golf,
and he hadn't seen me hit the ball in a year,
maybe a year and a half. He doesn't know how
far I hit it. Now. That's awesome. Yeah, I hit
the drive pretty good, but my irons, I'm trying this
new swing, haven't figured that out yet. That's not good.
I'm shooting in the hundreds.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
So you decided to break out a new swing right
before iHeart.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
I've been working on it for a couple of months.
It just hadn't come together yet. Are you playing in
the golf tourney for iHeart? No, man, I'm gonna be
playing with Garrett and Greg and Jacob Man. I'm I'm
ana skip the iHeart tournament. I'm an play with the boys,
you know.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
I mean, I ain't been on a course, and I've
been on a course, but I haven't played in four months.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
I go chip, Yeah, I mean random kid Cody hit
me up the other day as I dude, I probably
haven't played but four rounds in the last two years.
And then I look and he's playing around. He was
playing a scramble with his buddies. I was like, oh, dude,
I guess I'm not on a golfing list anymore. What
do they play? Shirts and skins or what?
Speaker 2 (44:21):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (44:21):
They play pants? No pants? I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
If I'm playing now with the forest and it's Jess,
get's two girls included.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
Hey that's great, man, that's better than four guys. I'll
tell you that. Brother. You're trying to find brother's ball
the entire time in the woods. He had his hurt wrist.
He goes, Brother, I'm about a month ahead of schedule.
Let me try and swing that club. Man he's swinging.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
I'm like, Brother, did you say you're jumping at four
weeks early? Maybe you should listen to the.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
Doctor and you know you have to surgery on that thing,
and they put a plate in there. Maybe rest it
so you don't have to go and get another plate. Bro, Brother,
you know what, I'm gonna ahead and put the club down. Brother,
probably get another four weeks. Yeah, brother, what do you do?
And I'm gonna tell you what Brother's dialed in for
the draft. Dude. I go in there in his little
room over there and I was like, hey, man, what's
going on today? And he goes, oh, what's that guy
to do with the Chiefs? I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh,
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did you guys see what Rabel said about how he
you know, you know, he had to have a conversation
with his wife and his family and the organization and
the players. He goes, yeah, yeah, but what does that
do with the Chiefs? So he's dialed in. Man, yeah,
I go I opened the door. I didn't even call
him brother. I said, Hey, Andy, Andy Reid, Hey, Andy Reid,
what are you guys looking at in the first round?
(45:34):
You know you've been talking to Patty, you and Kelsey
going over some plans.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
No, all right, cool man. I'm loving these mock drafts.
They say we're getting Jeremiah.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
Love at four. All right, man, hey, that's huge. I agree.
They'll turn the whole franchise around. What is wrong with
Tony Pollard? Why is Tony Pollard getting no respect?
Speaker 2 (45:51):
I just got that cowboy blood in him?
Speaker 1 (45:54):
Oh loser? Yeah? Yeah? Alright? You ready to go home? Yeah? Hey,
I have a great Wednesday, guys. Just so you know,
we'll be back on Friday. We'll break down the draft.
Tell you who won the draft? Who lost first round surprises?
Oh my god, blew my mind. I can't believe they
did that. Can't wait.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
I was gonna say, I remember when the draft came
here and we went, But then I remembered you didn't go.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
It was me and the other guy. Yeah. I don't
think you guys told me you're going, dude, I don't think. No,
we had a VIP area in stuff. Yeah, no, I forgot.
I don't think you told me. All right, we'll take
a break. We're right back. Wait, we're not supposed to
come back. We're supposed to leave. All right, Let's get
out of here, dude, we got to go to our meeting. Uh,
just so you know, we're having a Coaches Convention meeting.
(46:37):
Coaches Convention six tickets on sale July first, sore Losers
dot com. You guys thought we were joking. This is
already our second meeting talking about it. This is the
fastest it's ever happened. I told you guys that I
was doing at July first. Ray didn't believe me. I
we are getting it on sale July first. We want
(46:58):
you in, we want you to be here.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
But you guys, remember when we last year. We're planning
all this and we had no meetings. Who knew you
have a couple of meetings all of a sudden, you
can get ahead of it and it goes a lot smoother.
But also we have so we had a big meeting yesterday.
We have a big meeting today. Yeah, you don't know
about it.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
Oh oh the big meeting yesterday was that was big?
Speaker 2 (47:24):
That is uh no, not the one yesterday, that's the
one today, the one that's tomorrow, that's today.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
Got it is huge?
Speaker 2 (47:34):
Huge, So you guys, sore losers nation. This is either
gonna make or break the entire convention.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
Yeah, we've been having some serious negotiations going back and
forth with some places. I will just say that there
was one place that we've been in the past and
we asked them, hey, guys, we would like to, you know,
work with you guys again. They said hard pass all right,
cool man, cool thanks.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
And I do believe some we did have a business
reach out. They wanted to pay us in doge coin.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
And we did have a couple of emails that said, hey,
is the tender swindler going to be there? And I said,
I don't think he's gonna hop up in my private jetman, I.
Speaker 4 (48:18):
Coach your sir, Simon Levive. I hope you're doing well.
How you do, guys, I'm in big trouble. Listen my
enemies Bovada. I put a dollar on it because Ray
said to look it up. Now they want me, they
want me, they want me to take it to the bank.
Open my private JITs. We are going to a room
by my friend and will land up and listen. Sore
(48:39):
Losers Nation for life.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
It was awesome and I got to give a shout
out to the Sore Loser's Nation. One of the coolest
gifts that we were able to get him on cameo
in that small window when he was doing cameos and
the fact he set all that crap is hilarious.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
That's great, that's great. All right, man, I hope you
have a wonderful day. Dude. Yeah, all right, we're out, dude.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
You got me ready to golf. I'm about to tell
Baser to play hooky and let's go hit a course.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
Dude. That's what I'm saying. I want to play so bad.
You just swing the racket before you get out there.
I've been swinging the rack I've been trying to go
to the range. Do you hear what Tiger calls him? No?
When he got and his flipped his ranger over. No sticks?
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Oh, he goes, uh, yeah, did you see those other sticks?
And they're like like just a stick stick. He goes, no,
I don't like the golf clubs. But Tiger calls him
nothing but sticks. He won't call. The guy goes, so
there's some loose ones in the back.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
Did you need those? He goes, no, I don't need
those sticks.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
I seed the sticks in the bag and then that
uh and he even calls the putter of a stick,
and then I need the older stick as well.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
Everything's a stick. Oh, I had no idea. Yeah. I
went and swung the sticks the other day and there
was this little kid there, dude, and he's just hitting
there like sixty five yards every time. And I looked
at his dad and said, hey man, how old is
he goes all he's four. I said, I'm gonna move
down here. So I moved farther down the range. And
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I was like, this is feeling awkward that he's hitting
it better than I am.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
I did, Oh, I thought you meant it a little
bit left and right with the swings.
Speaker 1 (50:11):
No. No, I was just like I was duffing some
and hitting it in the dirt. And he this kid
every time sixty yards and I said, I'm like how
And he just loves it, man, he just loves it.
So he comes out here with me a lot. You
bring the RV out here. I'm just like Tiger's dad, okay, man,
And he goes, do you mind watching him? I'm gonna
go into the RV to get a drink real quick.
(50:31):
And I was like, all right, man, yeah, all right,
let's go home. Dude, I'm tired.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
Well, I haven't hit an actual ball in five months.
I've hit the Nerf balls. I don't know if they translate, dud, Dude,
it's same, ball doesn't move no, but I'm telling you
the fact that it's heavier. I am bound to when
I go to swinging, I'm gonna snap a wrist or something.
I haven't hit anything other than a Nerf ball in
five months.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
I feel sorry for Baser. If you have anything besides
the ball in a month.
Speaker 2 (50:58):
Man,
Ah right, Yeah, that's better than your whatever the hell
you do. Let's get it started. Man, we are here, dude.
I'm gonna tell you what. It's a great day. It's
on the menu, Man, what's on the menu. I'm gonna
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talk about my amazing wife. And you know, she makes
some great decisions in life, and then she makes some
terrible decisions in life.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Because if you went to the kids practice times, well again,
I can't. I don't know how much more of that
I can do. I'm all for an interesting story, but
the the two o'clock practice into two o'clock game into
four o'clock kidnap, third practice, there's no way.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
The truckers are following along with that. There's just no
way the HR is HR follows along because they have
a winding roaddes in HR. They got to follow Okay,
this executive report, does this higher up to this some
more than this up the under employee. So yes, HR,
they follow my stories absolutely brilliantly.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
But why would they pencil sharpener? In fact, I think
I just saw an HR person in the hallway and
I was running.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Oh, and she goes, why are you running? She goes,
why are you running? And I go.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
We only get one break, but then thank god you
guys were coming behind me, or I would have looked
crazy and maybe an HR violation running in a building.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, I'm not sure we're supposed to be running in
the building. And I don't know if firefighters can follow
along like Roebluss. I don't know how smart firefighters are.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
The question is, though, at your office, can you just
run in there or literally? Is that an HR violation
because we really don't have HR here, so we can
do whatever we want. But if you just took off running,
I mean, I think that's a situation.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah. I know that when Baby Box was in kindergar
we would go to his school a couple times and
baby Box two would run at certain spots and it
was not during school hours, and baby Box would be like, hey,
you can't run. You can't run there, there's no running,
That's what I thought. And so that was a violation,
and he was enforcing the rules even though school was
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not in session. He was such a he's still such
a rule follower that he wanted to make sure that
baby Box two didn't get in trouble.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I'm glad it dawned on me though, I was like, Wow,
I'm forty running in this office. Just got called out
by I think sales or HR, and I thought, then, hey,
maybe you're not allowed to do that. Probably shouldn't do
that anymore.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah. HR. It was a big deal last Easter in
twenty twenty five. There was a lot of running going on,
digging through people's items, looking through people's desk drawers that
I believe the Easter egg hunt got canceled this year
just because there was so much HR going on. There's
jackets hanging up on coat racks people.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Somebody say you had to go in a pants pocket
or a suit coat.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I did. I found an egg in a suit coat
pocket that was hanging on the coat rack on the exec. No,
it was on the coat rack luckily.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah, just reach in here, try and find it. Felt
it felt very weird and very awkward. But yes, we
were good to go last year. This year there was
no Easter egg hunt because of all the anonymous tips.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
That is where I met that dude who works remotely
in California. He's here about once a quarter. Just saw
him a couple of weeks ago and it just happens
to be around Easter, and he has a show.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
He's a musician.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Oh, this Saturday, you're going to see him, gonna be
in Kingston Springs.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
You're not pulling up, not gonna be able to pull up?
What's Kingston Springs? The Dods, Oh, you're spending the weekend
out there or just a night. We will be tipping
our cap to them. We will be pouring one out. Okay,
is it on Friday night or Saturday night? Saturday night
you're sleeping at the Dodds. No, it's still a pibit.
(04:07):
How far is Kinston Kinston Springs to your house hour
and a half? Whoa god, that's what I'm saying. That's
why we haven't seen him in a minute. Oh god.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
So but I'm saying they're moving. What they are gonna
be added to the list. Justin moved, Heather moved, the
Dods moved, All of our core groups of friends have
moved in the past two months. Hold on, the Dodds
(04:36):
are saying, audios.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
They're going back to Georgia.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Man, So we go to their house on Saturday, and
I guess on Sunday is a final walkthrough.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
And I'm like, I guess we should clean up the
beer pong guys.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
At what point does the cleaning party start? Because they're
gonna be doing I don't know, a major walk through
the following morning, and it smells like alcohol.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I do feel a little bad. I don't think I've
seen Dodd since your Bachelor. No, he had. He was
at the wedding. So I saw him at the wedding,
and I think that's the last interaction we've had. Like
we went our separate ways, and I thought, Man, this
is some dude that could be hanging out with us.
He could be in our group. I could. I could
really like this guy. And I'm sad to see that
he's he's giving up the dream and he's moving back.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
For them, it's just it's better for them there, their family.
The golf courses are nicer, Augusta medical field is booming
just like it is here, so Ana can find work anywhere.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
And Eric, he does so.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Many public events, private events, golf course events.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
It just works down there. That's great man. And you'll
probably never see him again, sort of like you'll never
see Justin again. You're never gonna go to Georgia to
visit them. You're never gonna go to Lake of Coney
to hang out with them. It was a good friendship
while it lasted.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
There's a good run. And Justin just posted he lives
in some loft now in downtown Grand Rapids. I mean
he's putting down roots. Man, is he gonna come get
his dog?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Oh? Oh, that's right, Templeton's in your backyard.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I mean, how do you bury a dog and then
you move to another state? I thought me and him
we came to an agreement where hey, man, we have property,
we'll be here until we die. So I said, bury
your dog. I didn't know he was going to leave
a month early. I thought it was a gentleman's agreement
that he'd be here at least five to ten years.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I will say that is one awkward thing about the
like death is burying somebody, because you bury someone in
a graveyard, right, Usually you bury them in a graveyard
and they get their headstone. But then if you move,
who goes to the headstone? Like who goes to visit
(06:44):
It's a very weird thing to me that there's gravestones
that are never visited. No one even knows they're there.
There's probably generation old gravestones in different cities where the
families have moved away, they never get back to that city.
That's a weird thing. That is very weird to me.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yeah, do this for me, Never go visit my grave.
If you find peace, then do it. But yes, the uh,
sitting at somebody's grave, Man, that's so morbid. What doesn't
it make you cry every time?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
You do it? Every time? I mean, why would you
want to do that? I don't know, it's a weird
I think the person understands, Hey, probably don't want to
make themselves sad every day of the week.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Let's remember the good times. You don't want to go
cry at a grave because they're not coming back. So,
but so I totally understand with what you're saying. When
somebody's buried. It's like, it's not that you don't want to.
You don't want to bring yourself to that sadness. And
sometimes it's in cities and you move around, so it's
all these graveyards across the country that nobody goes to
because we don't want to be sad.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Heck, we used to cut through to opry Land when
we lived downtown. There was a secret road there really. Yeah,
right next to the football stadiums is right up top
y land. Nobody knew about it, only locals, and you
go right past a graveyard and for like five minutes,
I was depressed.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Hell man, just like it's sort of like my six
year old, you know, Easter was coming around and we
were talking about, you know, dying on the cross and everything,
and he because he wanted to know more about Easter.
He's like, what tell me more. My wife is more
of the handling that part of it. I don't really
handle that. I dabble. I give him a couple, you know,
(08:21):
little tidbits, probably not factually accurate, but I try to
do my best. I'm like, you might want to ask
your mom on that. So the wife sat him down,
was like, well, yeah, you know, he died on the cross,
you know what I mean. And my six year old son,
Easter was a month ago, is now terrified to drive
by a church. He is terrified every time he sees
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a cross on top of a church because there is
no one on the cross. And he's like, oh my gosh, Dad,
I don't want to die on that cross. I don't
want that cross to be the one I die on.
I am like, I go on to my wife and said,
what the hell did you do? She goes, well, he
was asking about Easter, so I just told him about
dying on the cross and how and I'm like, well,
now every church he goes by, he's freaked out because
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there's no one on the cross, and he thinks someone's
gonna have to die on that cross. And he's worried.
That's his cross that he's gonna die on. It's your
cross to bear. Son. I never realized how much kids
think about things. So when you're explaining things, try to
keep it a little more. PG. Wife, just say Easter, bunny.
Well we do talk about the Easter bunny. But he
(09:29):
is fixated on the cross and there's a cross on
top of a church. He covers his eyes. I don't
want to look at it. I don't want to look
at it freaks him out. Well, good kid, So yeah,
there you go. Man's that was our Easter lesson That has,
you know, sort of kept going.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
At least he understands the power of the cross, unlike
a lot of people in this country.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah, he does. I think he does understand it. He
may not realize what church is. He probably hadn't been
his church as much as he should have been. But
he does know of the cross. Well, what time would
you go to that church, act, coach? Ah? You know,
probably eight am. I mean I bet.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
You you would have been able to squeeze it in
before the games and then in the afternoon you had
the baseball game, then another baseball game.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
But I would say it would add to your timeline
of about noon. Yeah, and I think you could go
to eight am church because when you have kids, they
are up early no matter what, so you might as
well get things done earlier in the day. I wish
all our baseball games were at eight am, nine am,
ten am. They have something they are like two in
the afternoon. It's like, gosh, the kids wake up at six.
(10:33):
That's eight hours of anticipation before they play the game. Mmmm.
It's like batter's box. He texted me on Sunday, Right,
what if everybody that's a batter's box here with it?
He said?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Yo?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
So I texted back, was he dranking? I think? So?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I texted back, yo, you texted back a sober yo?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
And it was it was a fifty four am when
he texted me, okay, And he immediately calls me and
I answered, I'm like, what upen? He goes, well, you're
up early on a Sunday. I said, it's eight fifty four.
He goes, he has pretty early to be up, isn't it.
This is what we talk about. I said, no, my
(11:19):
kids get up at six. What do you mean. He goes, oh, man, why,
I said, I don't know, because they're kids. He goes, oh, no,
this is early for me. I don't know how you
guys do that. And I'm like, yeah, we're up probably
about six six thirty. Aren't his kids grown? He has
two step children that are grown, and then he has
a ten year old boy. So they're not his kids,
(11:42):
they're his step children. Oh, they're his bonus his kids. Sorry,
not step bonus kids. And he was shocked that I
was up at nine o'clock in the morning, which blew
my mind.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
So Batter's Box is about six eight years from being
out of the woods, out of the word.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
He's gonna watch every freaking Niners game. Oh he already
does that. Oh he already does that. He already puts
stuff on the couch. You're not allowed to call him
during the game. He doesn't respond to text during the game,
and he has everybody has to sit in their same
spot every single game. That's gotta be a good feeling. No,
it's not a good feel.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
So I'm telling me and bays are gonna adopt a
kid that's like seventeen, We're gonna pull an amy once
already full. Like, why are we trying to get a
tree that's like a tree lea? My Dad's like, you
can save money, get the ones that are like a
foot tall. I'm like, Dad, it's gonna take seventy years
to reach maturity. I'll be in the grave by then.
So I'm like, why not reach a tree by a
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tree that's almost full grown, just like a kid. Get
a sixteen year old two years you're out of the woods.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yeah, I mean it's like, but my batter's box is
obsession with watching every game. It's kind of annoying. Like
it was like, I'm telling you Christmas, the Bears were
playing the Niners, and he wouldn't watch it with us
because that was against the how they do it at
their everybody it'd be too loud and you couldn't sit
in the spots and all that. Well, I have those
(13:06):
rules as well.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I mean, once I'm a true fan Onces Titans get
semi decent. I'm gonna start coming down with the rules.
We do this crap now where we go to bars
and don't even have cable TVs. I'm like, I can't,
I can't bro. There was the NBA Playoffs on, there
was NHL Playoffs. I think we went to a bar
that was set in the nineteen sixties. It didn't have
one TV.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
I was like, oh, bezer, it is a good thing.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I do not gamble anymore, because good gosh, I would
be losing my mind right now not one television. But yeah,
once the Titans are good again, once we get this
Super Bowl, if the game's on, I will not have
a family member over. I will be watching the game.
No neighbors over unless they're gonna be quiet.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah, there'll be rules. No, there is rules, And I
mean I'm excited that you know we are getting football here,
the super Bowl in four years.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Yeah, it was confirmed by Dave Patrick via ESPN via
the ESPN plus app.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I'm hoping that at that point we will know someone
of that stadium that will let us walk in that
stadium so we can watch the Super Bowl. But I'm
gonna say probably not.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
You just gave me the best idea of all time.
Tell me after the break? What what break?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I thought I'm gonna take a commercial. No, I thought
you were gonna tell me you're a great plan.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
The next couple of years. Why don't we do some
BS facilities job.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Oh, so we're at the super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
So we're there for the super Bowl, so we should
start being an usher at the stadium. Not even an usher,
just some like weekend help. Hey, we need some people
to just come around the grounds and pick up litter.
You'll be part of the facilities. I know how facilities works.
You have access to everything. Do it a couple of
years before the Super Bowl. So we're already employed and
all good to go for twenty thirty.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Well, I'm gonna wait till twenty twenty nine then to
apply for those jobs.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
That's what everybody's gonna do me this season. I'll be
doing facilities at the Titans game.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
We're in for the super Bowl, Dude, that would be awesome.
That's how you do it. Well, we went to everything
at Texas State. I went to every WNBA game, every
ut Texas, any event they had there. We got in facilities.
You have access to the building. Nobody says, hey, it's
a super Bowl, you're not allowed.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
They want the help, they need help. I wonder if
the Super Bowl is separate where they bring.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
In their own people. Nobody does that. It's a stay home. Sure,
they bring on extra people. But if you're a facilities
person and you're a stadium randomly gets any event, you're
working it.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Bro. We worked every soccer every high.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
School I didn't work those, every high school cheerleading event
that came to town. Anything that happened at our building,
we worked it. I saw it all graduation. I saw
you were there at.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Graduation when I was there watching my sister walk the stage.
Probably we worked that. Wow.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I'm telling dude, the access you have working facilities. You
get paid nothing, but you do it for the access.
And I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Money for nothing, access to everything. That's like our job,
access to everything. But what is it ability to go
to nothing? Man? Those are some deep words, dude. We
should we should probably introduce the show because people don't
know who we are, and then we'll take a break. Man. Hey,
that is not where the opening segment was supposed to go,
(16:27):
but it went there. We're gonna do it live. Oh,
the one two three sore loser? What up, everybody? I
am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so I'll
give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm
pretty much a sports.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Genius, y'all. It is Sizzon from the North, alpha male
baser wife. We got two point three acres, two kids
at Vanderbilt. Defrosty now that Justin lives in Grand Rapids.
Saying goodbye to another friend this weekend, the Dodds Heather
to the Louisiana, the Dodge to Georgia, Justin to Michigan.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
I tell you what.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
People are moving out of Nashville, thank god, but it's
not great that there are friends and I do have
it confirmed. I will be getting my haircut on Friday.
It is getting much too long over to you, coach.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Wow, are you getting a haircut for the goodbye party?
Is that why you're doing it?
Speaker 2 (17:17):
No, I gotta get it before we go to Charleston
the following week. See, my calendar's starting to fill up, dude.
I only can do about three things a week. I'm
at my max right now.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah. See, I'm gonna get a haircut next week when
we're heading to Austin. I'm gonna let the beard grow out,
and then I will get a haircut and I'll ask
him to shave the beard off real quick, boom, and
then I'll go to Austin clean shaven, looking good. Ready
for the weekend. You got to diet or something? Do
you get some highlights for Austin? What doing tips? Yeah,
you're going on stage? Why not get tipped? Dude, I've
(17:45):
never had tips? Hey, would you wind tipping me off?
I mean, I'm gonna go meet Adley, my cousin's new baby,
so I gotta be looking like a professional. I gotta
look clean shaven so I don't freak the baby out.
Is that how it is out now?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
At this age which just meeting kids, Dods are like, hey,
meet the kids, Eh, meet the mimosas.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
No, no, no, I mean, I mean it's not all about
it's not all about meeting the kids, but it is.
I mean, this is a big deal.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Not just kidd but yeah, we're going to work in
the kids as well.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
I haven't met the and who knows who I've met that?
Speaker 2 (18:19):
How many kids the Dodds got I got too now,
But the times I've seen him, they look like an alien.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Well, yeah, when they're first born, they're kind of alien like,
but after about a few weeks they start to you know,
fill out a little bit and they develop.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
The last one I saw in the hospital, I went, whoa, yeah,
yeah I did.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
You came to see mine in the hospital, or you
saw mine being delivered? You saw my wife pushing it out.
That was awkward.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
The Dodds first, when I went to the Duck Bar,
and that's really where we hung out with that kid.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
We went over to their.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Place on the East Side a couple of times. But
the newborn, I don't think i've seen him since the
hospital because then we did a surprise birthday and the
kids weren't allowed.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
That's been about a years since that kid was born. Man,
But I've met him, is what I'm saying. Yeah, why
do I need to meet him again? I know you're
just gonna receive them now. It's not meeting them again,
it's hey, good to see you again. Now I met him.
I met the dang kids I want to meet.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
I want to meet the Bubbly, I want to meet
the Emmerdo.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
I want to meet meet the Jamarca Champage, the dom
U Leo. I want to meet the bottom of the
bottom man. The time of these kids? What year are
these kids born? Nineteen forty two? Don Julio? What is
that always at your bottle nuts a bottle of Don Perio?
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Did you say Dom's awake? Yeah, Don Perio? What real
time I do?
Speaker 2 (19:43):
The next day they got the house cleaners coming or something. Oh,
that's gonna be one heck of a hangover. The new homeowners.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Come the next day. Yeah, that's wrong, man, that's rough me.
What a wake up call? That's like me Like when
we were moving here. I had my going away party,
same and blew it out of the water. So did I.
It's at ranch, And next morning I had a garage
sale six am. People were walking in my garage running
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buy my stuff. Oh I had.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Next morning I was driving to Tennessee. We blew it
out at West We went to the ranch. Billy paid
for everything. Mike Miller Colby was there.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Colby, Yeah, d I didn't even know you hung out with.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Colby Craig Stanskowski. Next morning I forgot six am.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I gotta leave.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
I guess I gotta get to Tennessee. Where I told
you guys, I'm leaving to brutal. Brutal dude, Try a
twelve hour drive hungover dude. Try didn't plan that one out, dude.
Try having a garage sale after blowing it out till
three in the morning. You wake up and the garage
sale ain't even set up, and you start opening the
garage and people already there just clawing at your stuff.
You're like, oh my god, man, I haven't even had
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a breakfast taco yet.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Try going across three states with a raging hangover. Oh man,
that that was a long day and people were just there.
That was crazy. Eh, good times, good times. We'll take
a break. We'll take a break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
I got a sound off, go ahead. There's an employee
that I walk past the kitchen and they are making
their toast, putting some grape jam on it. Got the
whole toaster going, smells up the whole kitchen. It smells good,
but they're doing toast. Oh, it must be their morning break.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Got it great?
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Then about two hours later, walk past one of the
boardrooms and they're just sitting there on their cell phone,
playing games or watching TV.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
I don't know what job in.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
This building has it where you have a break at
ten and then you're just playing on your phone at noon.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
That's a hell the schedule. I do appreciate that they
come in at nine and they are already on lunch
by the time we leave, Like, I see them already
coming back from lunch by the time we're leaving the
building at twelve thirty one o'clock, and I'm like, how
in the world are they already done with lunch? And
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all I've had is some freaking granola. Another thing to
sound off on. I emailed a sales lady. How long
do you think it took her to email me back?
Depending on which one it is. I know they have
a couple of big accounts or salesman, so probably thirty
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six hours of the work week, two day and a
half of the work It has been three weeks. I
never got a response.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Oh, they just didn't email me back. I said, are
there any endorsement opportunities? So I guess they're waiting until
there are some to respond back. Got it cool?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Maybe she's circling back. She's gonna check on that, and
then she'll let you know when it falls through the
cracks and she finds something for you. It's a twilight zone.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
I just honestly want to go on the sales floor
and just yell like, hello, anybody looking for endorsement for anybody? Hello, bro,
there was a time I had five at one point,
I've been to zero for a year and a half.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Times are tough, man. The economy. I don't know if
you know this, but inflation has been going on and
so people aren't spending like they used to. Yeah, I
will say the one endorsement that I am just impressed with.
I used to endorse, you know, pest Control, and I
don't endorse them any more, but they still show up
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to my house. That's pretty money. So hey man, I'm
on my way. I'm just gonna ahead and do your
serves damp Hey, yeah, man, I will see it in
a minute.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
I don't want to get on pest Control yet because
I do, but I don't, but I do. But my
favorite one was when I had Alan take them down.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
To Aldans, met them down at Aldans and I used
to play that clip dude, and we can't do it anymore.
And I worked a block away so I would just walk.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
I would get my hungover ass up on a Sunday
and just walk to cal Deans and make a hundred bucks.
And I didn't have to do anything. It was for
the Dancing with the Stars watch parties. All I would
do is stand there.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
I mean, it was the easiest gig I think I've
ever had in my life.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Those are the best jobs.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
And then one time I went and it was a
national championship and they go, oh, we double booked. We
have a company here rented it out, so you're good,
And I was all, but I still got to do
a thing where I do commercials. I said I was
going to be here, and they're like, you're good, just
sit and watch the game if you want, if you
want any of our food. I'm like cool, Yeah, man,
this radio thing's pretty awesome.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Radio could be great, man. I mean I used to
do one when I worked promotions in Austin and I
was a promotions guy for the Zone AM thirteen hundred.
The cure for was their slogan, and we used to
do one for ut Football and we did it for
the bowl game and they were playing in the Holiday
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Bowl and we did it at you are Cooks, which
never made any sense to me whatsoever. But you paid
money to go to a restaurant, pick out a steak
and cook it yourself. Oh yeah, made no sense. But
we did a remote there and I got paid to
be there. I got paid to have a steak, and
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I got paid to sit there and watch the University
of Texas take on Washington in the Holiday Bowl. Pretty
sure is Washington. And I was like, this is a job.
I get paid for this. And there was also one
at Golden Corral where we'd have the tents set up
for two hours. Now just one of your dates. She
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liked to shovel, and it was right there on North Lamar.
We'd go to the Golden Corral and we set up
the tent and then afterwards we'd be there for two hours.
They'd you want to come in and eat? Uh, yeah,
I do want to eat, And I would sit there
with Bamma Brown for an hour and we would stuff
our faces full of Golden Corral sheesh. That's when I
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realized radio.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Is good man, unless you got another one. I got
a pest control thing.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
I would love to hear it. So Baser goes, hey,
you got to go under the house.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
We have an ant problem, and I go okayyah, for sure, Handy.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Ants are under the house. No, they're like kind of.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
On the side, and so she thinks it might end
up being on the side underneath.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Got it, there's spiders down there. I a and going
down there.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
I opened the door to go low our house and
there's a little sign it says blank blank blank pest control. Oh,
and I go, well, we have a pest control service.
Why would I not just call them?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
So I call them? Yep, what do you think? They said,
ring ring, hello, thank you for calling the pest control.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Hello, sissare mundo here. You guys know where I live
in Indian Lake. Hey, we got a little sign on
our blowhouse door and it says, I believe it's the
storm cellar, and it says your pest control business. Love
to have you guys come out here and check out
the ants.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
We don't do ants.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
That is exactly what they said. They said, all it
all we do is roach control. A Well, guess what,
I don't have any fucking roaches. I have ants, Like
I just said, so not my happy butt, dude. It's
gotta go down there and freaking get ants because we
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don't have ants included in our bogo.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
All you gotta do is throw some poison down and
it'll take care of all the ants. Man, because one
ant will take it to the next ant, and the
next ant will take it to the next dance, and
next thing, you know, you're ant free.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
But we're idiots. Why did we pick of all the
pest controls? Why why do we do roaches? I ain't
never even seen a roach. Why wouldn't we pick an ant,
a spider? We picked the things that ain't even around. Hi, there,
what's it?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
What else?
Speaker 2 (27:56):
You guys cover dinosaur bones? If you ever see a
trend of soaus, rex will get that, like.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
They don't even cover ants. Dumbest.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
It says pest that should be every pest. It's a
totally different iteration of pests.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Is an ant? You know who's really annoying? You can
even call them pesty ants. They're very pesty. They are
so annoying. But I will say, living here, I don't
even notice ants because there's no fire ants. There's no
fire ants, but there's ants, no, No. But in Texas
you noticed ants because they're fire ants and those hurt
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like hell. Here it's like, huh, oh, here's a little ant.
I don't even know if the ants here bite.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
I don't think they do, but I can spray for
them outdoors. But Bayser thinks it's this situation underneath the house.
So that's why I got to bring in the big dogs.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
I think you're overthinking it. I don't think you need
to climb underneath the house for a couple of ants.
Just tell her I did it. Just open the all good.
All you do is we're all good to go open
that storm door, throw a handful of pellets in there,
and move on with your life. They absolutely Why would
you ever climb under there for a little couple of ants, Dude,
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there's a couple of ant piles. Get out of here
with that crap. You live in the country. You're not
gonna take care of all the ants. It's impossible.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Well, we had this dude because we had a hot
water issue and he said the ants were like constricting it.
So they replaced their entire water heater. It was a
part of it. It was a faulty water heater. It's
a completely different brand now, brand new brand that they
actually warrant.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
The other one.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
The warranty was covered. But he goes, hey, this is
actually the new brand. You want to go with the
other one. We don't even usually use that one. So
he gives us a brand new water heater. But he
said he thinks some of the issue was the ants
were like constricting it like a bowl of constrictor. So
they were building their mound around the hot water heater maybe,
and he goes, oh, don't worry, though, I stomped him out.
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So but I mean, so you're telling me this guy
just stomps them out. He doesn't give a rip. I
call an actual pest control and they're.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Like, oh no, we only handle.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
The roacheese, but I got some like water heater guy
just stomps them out like it ain't no thing. But
then also I'm like, like, did you stomp them out hardcore?
Or is they still an issue? Because like, if I
wasn't a pest guy, for what I've learned in the
industry is if it's not your pest, my name Ben,
and I in at my name Paul, it's up to y'all.
So I'm curious the water heater guy. Do you think
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he really stomped it out like curb stomped these ants
or it was just like a little pat and then
he got the heck out.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
My name is Saul. I'm gonna place a call because
my thing is when someone stumps it out. I mean,
I don't really know how you stomp out an ant pile.
He goes, what do you do if you stomp on it?
You know what it does? It just makes them angry
and thousands of ants scurry everywhere. How do you stomp
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on all thousands of those ants? Impossible? I got to
drop the pellets.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Hey, I freaking thought the exact same thing you did
when he said that, But it wasn't his line of work,
so I didn't want to be like, how exactly did
you stomp him out? But he goes, I stomped him out,
and I go, oh, cool, cool, cool.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Like what does that entail exactly? I mean, you just
kicked their mound over ten feet and they rebuilt. I mean,
what what does that mean?
Speaker 2 (31:20):
He goes, don't worry, I stomped them out. So I
think he was down there stomping for like ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Or is that him saying, hey man, I poured some
gasoline down there and poison them. But I'm just gonna
say stomped because I don't want to get in trouble.
By Pete them.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
He stuck out his snake and hosed them. He could
have man, he said, stomped him out. He said, whatever
you do, don't let a match down there. It'll go
up real fast, if you know what I'm saying. What
a business though a racket if you will. You call
him and they say pests, and they said, that's not
the pest we deal with. I mean, you chose roaches.
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I never seen a freaking roach, and that's what's covered.
So the guy that comes out to our house looks
for a bug that we don't even have every month hilarious,
and then leaves and I swear to God every time
checked all the traps. Ao, okay, you are good to go, buddy.
I don't even know what a roach looks like if
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I saw one, But he just strolls around our house
for thirty minutes and says, the roaches are a okay.
I just want to be like, hey, can we swap
you for an ant guy? I like, I don't have
anything in roaches, dude, can we swap you for an
ant guy?
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Man? Hey? Like, I know, hey, Bill, you're really good enough.
But I was thinking we could get Henry over here,
because Henry Henry's your ant guy. I'm wondering if you
could tell Henry to drop by. We don't need you anymore.
The roaches are gone. Hey, let's sub Henri in Like,
I don't need the guy swinging by. It's like, hey,
it was so easy, no worries. That's what this guy is.
I want Henry who's been down there dim with the ants.
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He's got ant bites all over him. He's like looks
like he's Sunbury. He's like rashing, he's like bleed.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Like. I want Henry who was in the trenches. Roach
Guy's like, no problem, man, you are good to go
every month. Every month, he's never seen a roach. Get
him out of here. I don't need roach guy anymore.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Dude. Every day he's wearing a white shirt and it's
perfectly clean. I want egg guy down.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
There where he comes up and it looks like half
his arms eating off.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
He's like, damn it. I was on the front wide
I got those damn ads though you had a big
flow down there. They were relentless. I was doing everything
I could, but I couldn't fight them off. They went down.
They weren't gonna go down without a fight. But don't
you worry, I sacrifice my arm, just save your house.
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Those ads will never be coming back, if you know
what I'm saying now, I need a new arm.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Freaking you don't even get me started on roach guy.
Then he'll do his paperwork in my driveway. Oh, he
sits in the van. Man, he sits in the van.
I'm just like, what paperwork is he's possibly filling out
about these roaches? There were none.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Half the appointment is the paperwork man. They Oh, yeah,
I was on the job for forty five minutes. No,
you were on the job for twelve and you sat
in the van filling out the paperwork. You must write
really really slow. Well, don't worry.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
He's every time talking to my wife. I'm like, who
is that at the front door? Is ups talking to people? Now?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
She's like, oh, he's a roach guy. Of course, the
roach guy. Every month he's talking to my wife. Always
got to be the roach guy.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
It's of course he's got time to talk to my wife.
He didn't find any roaches, and he's the hero. He
comes up there in his white shirt, hasn't found a
roach in the twelve on the twenty four months I've
lived there, they have not found one roach.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
No, no way.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
I mean that guy comes in dude, like he's Superman
and didn't do crap.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
I mean he does some There's like a green thing
he sticks in the ground.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
He's like, it's like he just sticks it in the ground,
but it does the thing that the roach trap.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Doesn't do anything because there's no roaches. Ah, I'm pretty
sure he found a roach last time. He said, I
got that rope. Oh the man, Sorry, that roach was
in my ash tray. Sorry, that's different kind of roach man.
My bad, My apologies.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
I really am an a quizm next time. I just
want to know what they look like. Hey, man, just crazy, like,
if you catch one, say that, I wouldn't mind looking
at that thing.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
I want to see what a Tennessee roach looks like. Many.
You're doing a hell of a job. We'll take a break.
We'll right back. You know what I need, man, This
is what I need because I'm going to Austin next weekend. Right.
A stiff drink. Well, there will be plenty of those,
because in Austin they do have stiff drinks. Like you
go to the bar there, they don't cheat you on
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the alcohol that they put in it. The ratio is,
you know, alcohol to a little bit of mixer. I'll
tell Billy you're coming to town. Tell Billy, I'm not
coming to town to Bill. He'll get stanching. Guy. Tell Billy,
I'm busy, man, I ain't trying to go like Billy goes.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
All right, y'all, cowboys, we gotta get these stanchions up
for eye our country fast.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Yeah yeah, man, Billy, you're gonna fly me in. No, no,
no standing guy, You're only there when I come to Nashville.
I'll keep your number. But anyway, what I need is
I need someone. There has to be someone that listens
to our pod that has a brother, a sister, a nephew,
a cousin, a mom, a dad, somebody, a friend, a
brother of a cousin, of an uncle. They are they
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a him or her? An it? I don't care what
it is. Transitioning. I need someone to get me a
tea time. May third Sunday morning, so I can go
golf with Batter's box. I'll make a couple of calls.
Where do you want to go? Blue Bonnet? Now? Bluebone's gone, man,
it's a subdivision now, So I would like to go
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to blue Bonnet. If you could rather, you know, knock
down the houses, build the course back real quick. It
would be phenomenal. Where are you trying to get on?
I don't I'm trying to get on, you know, like
Lions Mo Willie somewhere close to central Austin because Battersbox
lives in Flugerville. I'm gonna be staying downtown. And I
told him, hey, man, you want to play golf, we
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can play golf Sunday morning, like eight or nine in
the morning. So I'm gonna be out all night with
the boys on Saturday night. And then he wants to
play golf Sunday morning.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
If you get a who with the owls, you gotta
wake up with the chickens.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Right, you gotta hoot with the owls and cluck with
the chickens. Or yeah, and when you get on the
website you can get it like seven days in advance.
But they everybody tells me it's impossible to get a
tea time in Austin nowadays. What a nightmare. So how
do they get tea times? I don't know. And the
old guys used to know people at the course that
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always gave him the good tea times, So now they
probably have a system in place where they can get
tea times online. They're really good at it. And I
just don't want to miss out with golf with Batter's
Box because I missed out last year because on Friday
I go golf with Greg, Jacob and Garrett and he
got kind of his feelings short like, hey, my phone
didn't ring, I didn't get an invite and I felt
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really bad. Garrett, Uh, there's an issue on Aisle seven
and so well, no, Garrett takes the day the weekends
off like that weekend, it's his weekend to go a
little bit of ham and so hopefully we're gonna be
playing golf on Friday. Bucky is supposed to be hooking
us up with a tea time on Friday. So now
I need Sunday. I need Sunday morning somewhere in Austin
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so I don't have to travel a long ways away
because I had to fly out Sunday afternoon to get home,
and I'm trying to squeeze around in with Batter's Box.
So if anybody has a connection at a golf course
in Austin, they can hook me up for Sunday morning.
May thirty at like eight nine am. It would be phenomenal.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
What about if I hit up Adam Alonzo, Texas State
in San Marcus.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
I can get you on the college course a little
too far to drive. Man, it's a little choppy and
it's only nine holes. Ah yeah, we're gonna pass on that.
I mean, we could play the nine holes twice, but
that's not as much fun.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
And I would always get in trouble if I wore
a cutoff. Really, Oh, I didn't know it.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Golf courses you had to wear a polo. Well, I
feel like Muni's you can wear whatever you want. Yeah.
The guy always head, Hey, come on, we have to
throw something on the arms. You gotta have sleeves on. Oh,
it's like we went. We went to go play at
Blackhawk one time, me and my dad, my brother and
cousin uncle and we show up. Oh everybody that's in
the Fantasy League and they're like, oh man, yeah we
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got we see. You got a tea time here. But
it's gonna be you're gonna to wear a collared shirt
and dad and uncle don't have a colored shirt on.
Of course your dad does it. It's covered in paint.
He's been home building all day and we're like, oh, man, yeah,
we don't have an extra collared shirt. And they're like, yeah,
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our members will just really lose it if they see
someone out there without a collared shirt. Were you Like, Dad,
are you seriously? And I look out the parking lot.
I'm like, there's five cars here. Man, there's nothing. No
one's gonna care. Like, you have no business. You need
our business right now. You need our business to keep
this golf course running. Like, yeah, man, but we do
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have some collared shirts over there. They always get you
at the pro Yeah, there's some right back there on
there there on the clearance right if they're only fifty
dollars a piece. Oh, my dad said what he goes, yeah, yeah,
I mean you can just grab a shirt fifty bucks.
We won't even charge you the tax, just fifty flat.
I'm sure they fill a cardboard too. And my dad's like,
so I have to pay fifty, he has to pay fifty.
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Then we got to pay for the tea time. So
we're talking about a four hundred dollars round of golf.
They're like, yeah, you know, it's just I mean, you
know how much backlash we're gonna get from the members
if we allow you to go out there without a
collar shirt on, because then the next person will say, oh,
well that person didn't have a collar shirt on, and
then we have a problem on our hands. I mean,
he explained it pretty well, no, and I said, yeah, yeah,
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but there are no members out here. There's literally five
cars in the parking lot. It's a freaking Sunday at
two o'clock in the afternoon. It's one hundred and twelve degrees.
No one cares. Yeah, but some of our members live
on houses on the course. They could be in their
backyard a good point and they might see you guys
without a collared shirt, and then they would call the
clubhouse or the next time they come in and be like, hey, Timmy,
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we saw that guy out there on Sunday with a
non collared shirt. What's going on? I thought we were
keeping this up professional.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Please tell me your dad, to this day has a
collared shirt from this Muni that he still wears.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
And so my dad did a little tap on the counter,
goes all right, man, we'll catch you next time, and
we like Dang drew a hard line in the sand.
Drew a hard line in the sand. Uncle didn't want
to pay fifty for a collared shirt. Dad didn't want
to pay fifty for a collared shirt. I didn't want
to be pushed around and have my dad and uncle
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paid fifty dollars for a collared shirt. So we just
packed our bags and we left Man and so then
they had three cars in the parking lot. So I
hope those members enjoyed it, and I hope it's still
a very classy place and that you still got to
wear that collar shirt, because it's so important for the
integrity of this freaking golf course that everybody wear a
collared shirt. What'd you guys go do? Go play? We
or I don't know what we did Man gold Tee.
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I'm not even sure if we went and played, I
don't even remember. But the memory was we made a
core memory of getting rejected for no collar shirt.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
You know what I'm getting your dad for Christmas from
the Sore Losers Nation collared shirt.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
You think we could sell golf polos for Sore Losers Nation?
How many things we'd sell? Six?
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Or what if we did skirts for the women? That
would be great or some of the men not judging,
I would love it.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
I mean I don't think there'd be a lot of
demand for Sore Losers polos, but we should really do
that in our next merch drop when they.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Want to class it up a little bit, right when
they're going out on the town. If our truckers pull
up and they see maybe a restaurant across from the
lizard lot, we'll do it for the truck.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
You know, those firefighters get off their shift and they
want to whine and dine some lady that they rescued
from a house fire. They show up in a collared shirt.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
It really would help people to be a little bit
dressier as part of the nation.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Yeah, you know, the farmers get off the tractor, you
know what I mean, they throw on a collar shirt
in the honeycycle. Their wife's like, dang, we're really going
out tonight, aren't we? Or did you cheat? Hey? Are
you pulling a vrabel?
Speaker 2 (43:05):
So?
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Yeah, if anybody anybody has a connection, you know, I'd
really appreciate it. Thank you. You can email us. We
are the sore Losers at gmail dot com, just looking
out for one coacher to the other. That would be
absolutely fantastic. I think somebody's calling in right now. Yeah,
do you have a course for lunch. Oh they hung up,
probably wrong number. Yeah, so yeah, that's next weekend. Man,
(43:26):
I'm really excited. Battersbox says he can beat me at golf,
and he hadn't seen me hit the ball in a year,
maybe a year and a half. He doesn't know how
far I hit it. Now. That's awesome. Yeah, I hit
the drive pretty good, but my irons, I'm trying this
new swing, haven't figured that out yet. That's not good.
I'm shooting in the hundreds.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
So you decided to break out a new swing right
before iHeart.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
I've been working on it for a couple of months.
It just hadn't come together yet. Are you playing in
the golf tourney for iHeart? No, man, I'm gonna be
playing with Garrett and Greg and Jacob Man. I'm I'm
ana skip the iHeart tournament. I'm an play with the boys,
you know.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
I mean, I ain't been on a course, and I've
been on a course, but I haven't played in four months.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
I go chip, Yeah, I mean random kid Cody hit
me up the other day as I dude, I probably
haven't played but four rounds in the last two years.
And then I look and he's playing around. He was
playing a scramble with his buddies. I was like, oh, dude,
I guess I'm not on a golfing list anymore. What
do they play? Shirts and skins or what?
Speaker 2 (44:21):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (44:21):
They play pants? No pants? I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
If I'm playing now with the forest and it's Jess,
get's two girls included.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
Hey that's great, man, that's better than four guys. I'll
tell you that. Brother. You're trying to find brother's ball
the entire time in the woods. He had his hurt wrist.
He goes, Brother, I'm about a month ahead of schedule.
Let me try and swing that club. Man he's swinging.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
I'm like, Brother, did you say you're jumping at four
weeks early? Maybe you should listen to the.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
Doctor and you know you have to surgery on that thing,
and they put a plate in there. Maybe rest it
so you don't have to go and get another plate. Bro, Brother,
you know what, I'm gonna ahead and put the club down. Brother,
probably get another four weeks. Yeah, brother, what do you do?
And I'm gonna tell you what Brother's dialed in for
the draft. Dude. I go in there in his little
room over there and I was like, hey, man, what's
going on today? And he goes, oh, what's that guy
to do with the Chiefs? I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh,
(45:13):
did you guys see what Rabel said about how he
you know, you know, he had to have a conversation
with his wife and his family and the organization and
the players. He goes, yeah, yeah, but what does that
do with the Chiefs? So he's dialed in. Man, yeah,
I go I opened the door. I didn't even call
him brother. I said, Hey, Andy, Andy Reid, Hey, Andy Reid,
what are you guys looking at in the first round?
(45:34):
You know you've been talking to Patty, you and Kelsey
going over some plans.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
No, all right, cool man. I'm loving these mock drafts.
They say we're getting Jeremiah.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
Love at four. All right, man, hey, that's huge. I agree.
They'll turn the whole franchise around. What is wrong with
Tony Pollard? Why is Tony Pollard getting no respect?
Speaker 2 (45:51):
I just got that cowboy blood in him?
Speaker 1 (45:54):
Oh loser? Yeah? Yeah? Alright? You ready to go home? Yeah? Hey,
I have a great Wednesday, guys. Just so you know,
we'll be back on Friday. We'll break down the draft.
Tell you who won the draft? Who lost first round surprises?
Oh my god, blew my mind. I can't believe they
did that. Can't wait.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
I was gonna say, I remember when the draft came
here and we went, But then I remembered you didn't go.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
It was me and the other guy. Yeah. I don't
think you guys told me you're going, dude, I don't think. No,
we had a VIP area in stuff. Yeah, no, I forgot.
I don't think you told me. All right, we'll take
a break. We're right back. Wait, we're not supposed to
come back. We're supposed to leave. All right, Let's get
out of here, dude, we got to go to our meeting. Uh,
just so you know, we're having a Coaches Convention meeting.
(46:37):
Coaches Convention six tickets on sale July first, sore Losers
dot com. You guys thought we were joking. This is
already our second meeting talking about it. This is the
fastest it's ever happened. I told you guys that I
was doing at July first. Ray didn't believe me. I
we are getting it on sale July first. We want
(46:58):
you in, we want you to be here.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
But you guys, remember when we last year. We're planning
all this and we had no meetings. Who knew you
have a couple of meetings all of a sudden, you
can get ahead of it and it goes a lot smoother.
But also we have so we had a big meeting yesterday.
We have a big meeting today. Yeah, you don't know
about it.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
Oh oh the big meeting yesterday was that was big?
Speaker 2 (47:24):
That is uh no, not the one yesterday, that's the
one today, the one that's tomorrow, that's today.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
Got it is huge?
Speaker 2 (47:34):
Huge, So you guys, sore losers nation. This is either
gonna make or break the entire convention.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
Yeah, we've been having some serious negotiations going back and
forth with some places. I will just say that there
was one place that we've been in the past and
we asked them, hey, guys, we would like to, you know,
work with you guys again. They said hard pass all right,
cool man, cool thanks.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
And I do believe some we did have a business
reach out. They wanted to pay us in doge coin.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
And we did have a couple of emails that said, hey,
is the tender swindler going to be there? And I said,
I don't think he's gonna hop up in my private jetman, I.
Speaker 4 (48:18):
Coach your sir, Simon Levive. I hope you're doing well.
How you do, guys, I'm in big trouble. Listen my
enemies Bovada. I put a dollar on it because Ray
said to look it up. Now they want me, they
want me, they want me to take it to the bank.
Open my private JITs. We are going to a room
by my friend and will land up and listen. Sore
(48:39):
Losers Nation for life.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
It was awesome and I got to give a shout
out to the Sore Loser's Nation. One of the coolest
gifts that we were able to get him on cameo
in that small window when he was doing cameos and
the fact he set all that crap is hilarious.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
That's great, that's great. All right, man, I hope you
have a wonderful day. Dude. Yeah, all right, we're out, dude.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
You got me ready to golf. I'm about to tell
Baser to play hooky and let's go hit a course.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
Dude. That's what I'm saying. I want to play so bad.
You just swing the racket before you get out there.
I've been swinging the rack I've been trying to go
to the range. Do you hear what Tiger calls him? No?
When he got and his flipped his ranger over. No sticks?
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Oh, he goes, uh, yeah, did you see those other sticks?
And they're like like just a stick stick. He goes, no,
I don't like the golf clubs. But Tiger calls him
nothing but sticks. He won't call. The guy goes, so
there's some loose ones in the back.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
Did you need those? He goes, no, I don't need
those sticks.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
I seed the sticks in the bag and then that
uh and he even calls the putter of a stick,
and then I need the older stick as well.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
Everything's a stick. Oh, I had no idea. Yeah. I
went and swung the sticks the other day and there
was this little kid there, dude, and he's just hitting
there like sixty five yards every time. And I looked
at his dad and said, hey man, how old is
he goes all he's four. I said, I'm gonna move
down here. So I moved farther down the range. And
(50:04):
I was like, this is feeling awkward that he's hitting
it better than I am.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
I did, Oh, I thought you meant it a little
bit left and right with the swings.
Speaker 1 (50:11):
No. No, I was just like I was duffing some
and hitting it in the dirt. And he this kid
every time sixty yards and I said, I'm like how
And he just loves it, man, he just loves it.
So he comes out here with me a lot. You
bring the RV out here. I'm just like Tiger's dad, okay, man,
And he goes, do you mind watching him? I'm gonna
go into the RV to get a drink real quick.
(50:31):
And I was like, all right, man, yeah, all right,
let's go home. Dude, I'm tired.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
Well, I haven't hit an actual ball in five months.
I've hit the Nerf balls. I don't know if they translate, dud, Dude,
it's same, ball doesn't move no, but I'm telling you
the fact that it's heavier. I am bound to when
I go to swinging, I'm gonna snap a wrist or something.
I haven't hit anything other than a Nerf ball in
five months.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
I feel sorry for Baser. If you have anything besides
the ball in a month.
Speaker 2 (50:58):
Man,
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