May 11, 2026 • 49 mins
In this episode Ray relives the struggles he went through trying to order a pizza out in the county and how it almost ruined Mother's Day. Lunchbox went to play some golf on Friday but the people in the clubhouse tried to screw him over to keep him off the course. Plus there was an intense battle over the batting cage at the Dodgers game on Saturday and it all came down to who called DIBS first. Also when are dudes going to get it through their heads that your female doctors don't want to date their patients? We would appreciate no comments about Victor Wembanyama, his elbow, and the San Antonio Spurs losing last night.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome in, ah dud.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
What a weekend? What a weekend I had? Hopefully you
had a lot of a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I've got to what's the menu address? Ordering pizza in
the country?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Okay, ordering pizza in the country. I also ordered pizza
in the city, though I tried to play golf. Tell
you all about the trip to the old MUNI.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Are we talking about actual ordering pizza?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Though? Yeah, I ordered pizza.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Some of these reality shows they're saying when the cast says, hey,
do you want to shower before we head out? They
always say that before going to the clubs, you're going
to hook up. No showering means skiing?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Got it? Got it?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
So we're talking about ordering pizza?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
No, ordering pizza?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
All right?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Uh, play golf? What else did I What else did
we have to talk about it?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I knew you golfed. If the sun's out and it's
over seventy, I know you start shaking.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I do I start getting a niche. I got to
talk about a dude and a physical therapist, the flirtation.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
You're the dude.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
No, no, not me? Oh, another dude. And last but
not least, I had something else, But I forgot that
we're not going to talk about the elbow heard around
the world. That's old news. We don't care. Spurs lost, congratulations,
We're moving on.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah, they lost last night. We're not talking about it.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
We're moving on. So it was, what like one of
those elbow crunching games or what No, we be no no, oh,
So the Spurs loss from the elbow the guy shot
it from the corner.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
No, no, no, no, very early on in the game,
there was a little frustration by the one of the
best players in the world, and May got reckless with
his right elbow and they said, have a good night.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
So he's done for the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Well, I don't know about playoffs, but he was sent
to the locker room that night.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
You don't need that in the game. I would be
fine if he's out the rest of the playoffs. I
think the NBA needs to put its other iron fist down.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Oh, my other thing on the menu batting cage Battle,
batting cage Battle. That was it?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Oh the guy from the rock station.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Nope, no, no, that was my other thing.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
His name is also battle.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, he does battle Ground, not to be confused with
Battle of the Battle, Batting cage battle. All right, let's
start the show man. You know what, Friday, we never
start the show. We're gonna do it live, Wamby. I
hope you had a good night, off Man.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Well, he was in the local what was it, the
Minnesota Saint Paul Precinct.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Now, he was at the Mall of America. He wanted
to go check that out, so he had to get
out of the game early.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
We are the one, two, three sore losers.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Gun, y'all. It says. And I'm from the north. I'm
in Alpha Male. I live on the north side of Nashville.
Baser in the country. It's a beautiful weekend, seventy degrees.
Grass looks good, the shrubs look good. I watered a little,
didn't really need to watered itself last night, and it
looks great. Just hanging out in the country all weekend,
just admiring those two point three through three three acres
(03:19):
and a lot of new neighbors moving in. Duplex has
got built, and what do you know, Now we're a
city no longer in the country.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Over to you, coach, Coach or Friday, Man, it couldn't
have been a nicer day. It was seventy three degrees sunny,
and I said, man, it'd be a great day to
play golf. And then it hit me. Two of the
three boys after school were going over to a friend's house.
So that means they weren't going to be home till
five or six o'clock at night. So I had ply
(03:48):
of time to go to the golf course.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
So you're fine with them staying at friend's houses. Yeah,
my parents always wanted to in house.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
What's I mean? I don't understand that the point of
having friends is to be able to go to their house.
They come to your house. That's why you have.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Friends there you go and if there's a weekend bucket,
go make another friend. I don't care. It should be
wide open. As a parent, once they get to that
five six range, it.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Really should be. You should let your kids go have fun, experience,
enjoy the time at their friend's house. And the coolest
thing is is when they go home with them after school.
It feels like an adventure when you get to go
with them. I remember saying, hey, mom, can Aj come
over after school on Friday? I got to ask his mom.
(04:34):
His mom would say yes, and she'd write a note
and say, hey, AJ is gonna ride the bus home.
And it was like, oh my gosh, it felt like
so cool to have someone new on the bus.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Oh, you have to tell the teacher yes, or a note.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
For the bus driver because the bus driver kind of
knows who what kids are on the bus. Yeah. So
they were going over to James's house and they will
stay the.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Night at a girl's househ I did in like seventh
grade Lauren's house. Oh can Lunchbucks stay the night in
Lauren's bed? I mean house? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Lauren and Kathleen that those were the two. They were
best friends and we were really good friends. Then we'd
have slumber parties over their house sixth seventh grade. But
elementary school did I. I don't think I spent the
night at a girl's house in elementary school. Can I
can think of? Anyway? Back to the story. So James's
mom was like, hey, can they come over after school?
(05:30):
We're like, oh, absolutely. I was like this is great.
I can play golf. So get done with work on
Friday and I look and there's a place north of town.
They have tea times, Like it would be perfect. I'd
be getting there right at the tea time. But there's
a course south of town. I hadn't played in like
six seven months, and I really like having Okay, I
(05:53):
really like playing that course.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
But it is funny how many times we say six seven.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
It is in the English. Yeah, and it's really died.
I haven't seen any videos. I think it is dead.
I don't think it's popular anymore, but we can keep
it alive.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
We'll about four to one.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Man didn't really ever catch on, and so I was like,
you know what, I'm gonna drive to the course south
of town. I'm gonna be a walk up. That's fine.
I got all day to wait, and I drive up.
I'm in the parking lot and I see another truck
pull up. I'm like, oh, I got to beat that
sucker inside, because if it's a wait list, I got
to get my name on the weight list first. And
(06:28):
I walk up to the counter and they're like, what
can I do for you, sir, And I'm like, yeah,
I'm just trying to play eighteen walking up and they're like, ah,
it's gonna be a minute. We got some people on
the list. There's like four ahead of you. What's your
last name? I said, gibble. I said, all right, man,
we'll call.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
You, and why don't you put Hollywood?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
And then I turn around to walk out, and they
asked that guy, what's up with you? Man? We got
a two time? He goes now the same boat as
HIM'M just trying to walk up play. I don't have
a boat, and they're like, what's your last name? And
he goes, haul, cool, we'll call you in it's your turn.
So I go down to the pudding and green. I'm
down on the putting green for like maybe ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Putting Green's the worst and so boring.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
The driving range was closed. They were doing some work,
irrigation whatever. So he can't even warm up and the
speaker comes on. He goes hall single to the pro shop, Hall,
single to the pro shop.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
You were ahead of him.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I'm like, what they must be taking him off the list.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
You don't think that he slipped him a bitcoin?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
And I'm like, that's weird. Maybe they just, you know,
wanted to make sure he was still there, like you know,
I don't know, maybe they misspelled hall. They want to
make sure they spelled it right. And I'm like, cause
I was here ahead of that guy. And he comes
walking out of the clubhouse, back out of the clubhouse,
gets in a golf cart, goes up to the starter
and I'm like, what that doesn't seem right, good old boys,
(07:56):
let me go back inside and see what's going on here.
So I go back in the little I said, hey, man,
hey mister, I'm just checking because that whole guy he
was here after me, and y'all you just called him
and he's going off the number one t right now.
They said, yeah, it's not really an exact science on
how we determine who's going.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Well, I'm not a scientist. Good thing, I said. I said, well,
there is no exact science. It's a laundry list. It's
a pegging order.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I was like, there doesn't need to be science involved.
It's literally you go to it's counting. First person goes first,
second person goes second, third person goes third. I mean,
it's really pretty simple.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I am so tired of these Munis and the Muni
directors also known as tour pros also known as tour
what are they called pro shop? Pro shop well, no,
they're the pros. Yeah, pros, And I'm just like that's
just weird. I mean, I'm I don't so I could
come in thirty minutes and I could get ahead of
all these people.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Well, you know, it's just kind of how it flows.
What whatever you're saying doesn't make sense. All right, Cool,
I'm gonna go back outside. I'm just gonna say I
don't really understand it. Thank you. I'll be right out there.
I'd love to play man just whenever. So I waited
about thirty minutes, and they're the guy starter stressed out
because the eleven twenty tea time is not there yet,
(09:25):
and there's two of them there, but the third ones
not there, but the eleven forty is there. So they're
gonna let the eleven forty go ahead of the eleven twenty,
or they're gonna force the eleven twenty to go off
and their friend will just have to catch them.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
So is there a Marshall as well? Yes, or's a
starter of the Marshall.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
The starter of the Marshall, And there's just going back
and forth, back and forth. I there forty five minutes,
still putting, and.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I'm brutal dude, putting is the worst. Unless you're a
pup putt well, I can't even bring myself to do
the practice putting. If you do, you're a I'm sorry,
unless you're on the PGA tour. It's just such a louise.
It's so boring, so boring, it's the worst thing on
the goal. I'll chip, I'll just sit there and stare
at birds before I just practice putting.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Well, after about thirty minutes of practice, buddy and I
just finally started staring at the bird.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
It's still worse.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I finally started staring at the birds. Man. I was
just like, I do not know what to do, Like,
I am so bored. I just want to play golf.
Because Harry's on a whole number three already. When he
got here after me, and I specifically hurried into the
clubhouse so I would be in front of him because
(10:38):
I saw the.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Guy pull in. What was that he knew the guy?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I don't know. I still I wish I could have
talked to Harry after the round, be like hey, man,
like did you give them a ten dollars tip? Or
something like how did you get ahead of me?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
It has to be around me, good old boys club.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I know a lot of the Muni's are good old
boys clubs.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
My cousin can get any tea time, he can jump
on any core, he can bring any booze he wants.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah, So I'm like, all right, cool. And then so
I go back in there and I just look at
the list and I'm like two down right, and I'm like, gosh, man,
I'm never gonna get on it. And I'm saying I
got all day, but I've been waiting forty minutes. I
should have. Now in my head, I'm like, I made
a bad decision. I should have gone to the course
north of town where there was a tea time available
and just played that course. I would have been on
(11:24):
right when I got there. Yeah, but I'm okay because
my name, my new name is mister patience, I'm gonna
be patient, okay. And finally I look at the list,
I'm like all right, And they get on the microphone,
uh young single, young single to the clubhouse and young
is right above me, and I'm like, dang it, dang it.
(11:46):
And then the lady chimes in from the port missiles
who she's grilling them. She goes, I think he's the
one that left. I'm pretty sure he left.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
She's got so little on her plate. She's also got
her hand in the list.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
She's gonna chime in with who she gets to go
and who doesn't get to go.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
If I'm Port Missile Patty, I'm just chilling at the
Port Missiles and watching the TV.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I am trying to have no stress. I don't need
to get involved in other drama.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I don't care who's on the list. Like, if you
ask me about a guest on the Bobby Bone Show,
don't no, I'm not security.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yeah. So then they get on there and they go gibbled,
Oh that's me right here, man, Oh okay, here you go. Yeah,
you're gonna be playing with Charlie. All right, just tell
the start of You're with Charlie. Okay, cool man. It
says your tea time' is gonna be twelve ten?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Cool? All right?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Man. So I go back outside and I'm waiting around,
and then he walks up and he goes, hey, Patterson
for Patterson, for you guys are the twelve thirty tea time? Well,
let's just go ahead and send you off.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Now.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I'm like, whoa wait what?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Wait? You were called up?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I'm twelve ten, they're twelve thirty. Why why are we
sending them all?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Dude? Your mezzle? Now over an hour of just standing there, Yeah,
well I did putt for a little bit.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
And I'm like, I'm like what. He goes, yeah, why
don't you guys just go ahead and go Now? I'm like,
well that doesn't make sense, Like they just skipped me.
Now another tea time is skipped.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
This is why I hey, golf, the fun of golf
of when you hit it pure, and this this why
I'll never go to a course again. Ah.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
And I'm just like, okay, all right, I'm not gonna
get annoyed. And then he tells another tea time, Hey,
you guys are twelve forty are you're just gonna you're
gonna go to the box after them?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
What about you?
Speaker 2 (13:35):
And I walk up and I show them my receipt.
I said, hey, man, I got twelve ten, Like why
they're they're going ahead of me? And he goes, yeah,
if they're three and foursomes, we're just setting them off.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Shotgun.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
What what if they are three and four sums, you're
just sitting them off? Like okay, and he goes, you
might want to go check with the clubhouse to see
if you're still good for that tea time.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Wait, so you're just standing there and people are just
going in front of you. Yes, and the Marshall's holding
you up though. Yeah, dude, you can't go back to
the clubhouse though. That dude hates you. Oh no.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
I put my table between my legs. I walked back
into the clubhouse. I sait, and then he goes, what
can I do for you, sir?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
And I was like, yeah, yeah, you just saw me
at last forty five minutes.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
You just checked me in fifteen minutes ago, and you
have on my receipt he wrote twelve ten in sharpie
and I showed it to the marshall down there the
starter and he said, I don't know, I need to
go check with the clubhouse and see if I'm still
good for that tea time. He goes, yeah, you're still good.
Just tell me you're gonna play with Charlie.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
So now you're relaying that message.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
So I go back down there and he goes, hey, man,
I'm supposed to play with Charlie. He goes, okay, yeah,
we'll get you off here in about twenty what. So
then I'm like, no, I'm just gonna walk down to
the tea. So I just go get in line at
the tea box.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I'm I'm no one.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
What else is skipping me? I'm not doing this. I'm not.
I don't know who Charlie is, Charlie and the chocolate factory.
I don't know what we're doing here.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Does Marshall have a gun?
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Does not have a gun? But he has a red
flag on his cart. And I'm walking because it's a
beautiful day. I'm gonna walk the course. Here comes this
older gentleman in a golf cart and he gets out
and I was like, hey man, you Charlie and he goes, yeah,
So while I'm playing with you, he goes okay, great personality,
like cool man, and he starts talking to Marshall. They're friends.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Oh how you been? How's the old lady? I've been
retired now for five years, so collecting on that roth Ira.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
And Charlie looks at me and goes, guess how old
I am? I don't know. I don't care. I don't know.
He goes, now, give it an honest guest.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
What are you a woman?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Seventy?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I was like, I was like, all right, seventy one,
and he goes, add seventeen years to.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
That, great, you're eighty eight. Couldn't have told.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Dude the fact that he was eighty eight and he
was moving the way he was. I was like, okay,
I'm super impressed with you, Charlie. Okay, so I'm like
the guessing game. Like at first I was really annoyed,
and I've been annoyed because what has happened trying to
get a tea time, trying to get on the number
one tea box. But that, like him moving around and
swinging a golf club at eighty eight, I was like,
(16:17):
damn impressed with Charlie. Whatever you're doing, whatever you're eating
your diet, can you please fill me in on it.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
That tells us we can play this game till we're
eighty eight.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Then his another guy comes up and the Marshall goes, oh, man,
watch him. He's like a scratch golfer. I'm like, oh, great, man, right,
just just what I want. I want to play with
scratch golfer to make me feel really good about myself.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Old scratchy at the Muni.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Sure. Yeah. And then another one of their Buddies comes
up just off a plane from Orlando. He got in
at five am. He was there for work, and so
his back's really tight and he's like, man, I just
straight from the car to the t don't know if
that's really a good idea. And he's trying to stretch
it out. And we play and it's great, really nice guys.
(16:58):
Charlie the old guy. He's not really talkative to me.
You know. It's cool. And I'm not playing very well,
very frustrating. Don't know what's wrong with my golf game.
After whooping batter's boxes rear in last weekend, I was
not hitting it well, let's just put it this way.
One hole, I hit it to the right and then
duff it, then hit it to the right of the green,
(17:19):
then chip it over the green into the sand, out
of the sand, back over the green. They packed up
their clubs and walked to the next two bocks.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Oh they left you.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
They left me.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
That's too sloppy for them.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
I guess. So they weren't going to wait for me
to finish the hole.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
I guess that's awkward. It was so awkward, and you paid.
You don't want to pick up your ball.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Oh, I'm not picking up hey, But then I'm feeling
the rush, like, oh my god, I got to hurry
and catch up with him.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
But when you're hitting it over the green and stuff,
I mean, you just can't do that. I mean I
hit sun jmmett off the grand stand and use it
as a backstop.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
That was awesome. And then it came back when it
came back in. But literally I hit it to the
right and hit on the side of the hill and
bounced over the cart pass. So I chip it, and
I mean chip it more like freaking bladed across the
green into the sand, all right, hit it out of
the sand. Get too much of the ball over the green, okay, right, yeah,
(18:18):
I would have picked up. You got to like, I'm sorry.
And that's at the point they leave. They leave, they
say we're out. They are out. So I go back
over and I'm like, man, I gotta hurry chip straight
over the green.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Oh my gosh, what'd you get a snow man?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I got a nine? I got a nine. So then
I chip it up and I two putt it and
then I go to the next tea box and one
guy was playing the Whites, one the Charlie was playing
the reds and me and another guy were playing the blues,
and because it was only sixty four hundred yards, it
was really short. If you play the whites, it's a
shorter And so I step up to the blue and
(18:54):
the guy goes, oh, oh, sorry about that. The guy
in front of me goes, I forgot. I forgot I
didn't runch yet and teeed off yet. What do you
mean you don't not realize that? And teed off with
You left me at the other freaking green man. You
know I haven't teed off.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
You left me in the dust.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
You tried to ditch me. You try to say you
looked at your friends and said, guys, if we hurry,
we ain't got to play with this jackass anymore.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Please tell me you had a decent tee shot, because
if you went left or right, it's so awkward.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
No, I hate it. So high in the air brought rain.
It went about one hundred yards.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
These dudes are about to kill you, see, and then
you're rushing yourself and then rush your game.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
It was it was a bad day at the Meuni
man see shot that one oh one. It was awful.
It's tough. We gotta take a break. But yeah, man, hey,
that's my day at the golf course and we'll be
right back.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
All right, man, you are ordering a pizza.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
I would love to hear ordering some pizza. Man.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
So Baser's out. It's Mother's day. So I guess the
president to my mother in law is me just not
being around?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
What do you mean Baser's out.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
She's with her mom and dad at their house.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
You don't go hang out.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
No, they just wanted She was actually planning their trip,
and then her mom kids around and says.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Now, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
I go, hey, Wendy, you want me to bring you
lunch over? And she goes, he's not seriously coming, is he?
She's being funny, but she's not a big time people person.
She loves my company, but I don't think she wants
me to come chill on the couch man spreading for
five hours. Okay, So my gift to her is I'm
just not there. So I'm starving. There's no food at
the crib. I'm gonna order some pizzas. So I call
(20:40):
the pizza in pub and I go, hey, how's he going? Yeah, ray, Yeah,
I'm gonna get two small cheese pizzas. And at Hallapenno's
and extra cheese. Did you get my order? Oh? Let
(21:01):
me see here. Did you say two pizzas? Yeah, yep,
two pizzas cheese, small and then halopenos and extra cheese.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Hold on, so you're ordering two of the exact same pizzas.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
I just love how the crust is on the smalls.
Once it gets to medium and large, it's thicker crust.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
I was trying to figure out. I'm like, the science
behind that.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yeah, it makes no sense, but I've gotten it to
a science.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
All right, let's see here. We got two small cheese pizzas,
extra cheese, and was there another ingredient on there? Third
time I've said it, yep, the halopenos? Allrighty am? I good.
Let me just see one more time. So you got
(21:51):
two small pizza cheese small pizzas, you got the halopenias,
and you got the extra cheese. All Will there be
anything else? Nope? Nope? All right? Do you want any
soda pop, any any extra sides or anything like that.
Let's get some ranch on that, all right, So let's
(22:13):
just go ahead and verify this order. Two small cheese pizzas,
halopenias and extra cheese. And now was there another thing
you wanted? Yep? Just I don't know if you wanted
me to say it again, but the ranch? Did you
have that on there? Oh? The ranch? And the ranch? Okay,
(22:34):
we got two small cheese pizzas jlopenos and the extra
cheese on it, and then we got the ranch as
the side. We'll have two of those for you.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
We got it. We're on.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Now do you want Do you want some soda pop
with that? Nope? Like I said, got stuff at the
crib I can drink on So yeah, just just those
cheese pizzas. Aren't you don't want any of our breadsticks,
you don't want any of our the dessert options, all
kinds of Nope, just those two small cheese pizzas all right?
(23:13):
And am I good? Oh? I didn't even ask you.
Are you eating it here? Or is that takeout? Or
how is that? I'm good coming there and taking it out?
Why would I order a pizza and then come there
and eat it? The fck are you talking about? Uh? Yeah, yeah, yep,
(23:39):
I will just be coming there and picking it up
and heading out. Alrighty be twenty nine dollars and it
is gonna be too small cheese pizzas, extra cheese, and
the two ranches. Sir, I'm sorry I didn't hear you
say hallowpenis dah. You're right, hall Apenia's at it as well.
(24:03):
Two small cheese pizzas hall Apenias, and we got the
extra cheese and those two things a ranch on there
for you. All right, you're all set twenty nine dollars.
We will see you in about fifteen minutes. All right, perfect,
Thank you very much. Oh hold on one second, now,
did you want those ranches in the box or separately,
(24:26):
you know what, Put them wherever the fuck you wanna
put them. I've been on the phone for fifteen minutes
ordering these two cheese pizzas. I'm almost actually at your business.
I'm gonna see you in person, and I could actually
just tell you the order. Good gosh, hallelujah. All right,
(24:49):
you're all set. We will see you at fifteen minutes.
You'll actually see me in about a minute because I'm
at your door right now. This is taking so long
to come and get these cheese BEEAs it says, on
my day off from my wife and mother in law,
and I was gonna be by myself, but now I'll
just sit in the parking lot because I miss timed it.
Because you're so old and you're in the country. All right,
(25:13):
we will see you at fifteen minutes. Thanks for calling
pizza in pub. Good. They get it right, They got
it right, They got it right. But I hope I
did it justice. He repeated two small cheese pizzas six
or seven times.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
That's incredible. He sounded just like him. I mean, I
already know. I mean, I know when I call pizza
and pub, that is the exact guy I get. I totally,
I totally get it. Ude.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
If I had a dollar for every time he either
forgot the hollow pages or the riches, What is happening
like the first time I say it, write it down,
even if you have to repeat it one more time.
If you wrote it down, there's no reason explain explanation
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as to why you need to repeat to something to
somebody on the phone that many times. He just didn't
write it down. He was going from the noggin, and
the noggin wasn't there. It wasn't working, man, I expect
that to take a whole segment. Man.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
I went to order pizza this weekend because the Astros.
We were wrapping up our season, you know, the t
Ball Titans of America, the Houston Astros. I wore that
orange jersey prout all season long. And Saturday our game
was at two twenty five and we were wrapping it
up at three ten and to be followed immediately immediately
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over at the playground with the team party, and I said, man,
we are gonna have pizzas, and I would love all
the families to stick around and come enjoy it and
have some fun with each other. And so I went
online and I tried to order some pizzas and it's
like specialty pizza, build your own. They don't just have
a section where it's cheese pizza. Like I have to
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go in and click cheese. Do you want extra cheese? No?
Why not just have one like cheese, pepperoni, sausage, and
then you have your you know, your basic pizzas and
your specialties. It was so annoying. So then I get
to the end.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Okay, so you would just wanted three clicks, whereas this
is making you click click click, click, click click click
for every pizza.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Yeah, what sauce do you want?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
No?
Speaker 2 (27:19):
No, I just want the normal sauce. I just want
to put just a cheese pizza. You know how you
make a normal cheese pizza? Could I just click on
cheese pizza? Three of them add the cart, got it,
So I finally had to go build my own and
I do it, and I do Pepperoni, I do cheese,
and I do Hawaiian. Right, So I get to my
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cart and it says four large pizzas, four large pepperoni pizzas,
and two large Hawaiian pizzas. So the four up at
the top it doesn't say cheese. It just says four
large pizzas. So I'm like, did I do it wrong?
Because the picture has mushrooms and sausage And I'm like, no, no,
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that's not what I want.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Please tell me the picture. So maybe it doesn't match
up with what you actually ordered.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
The other two did and I was like what in
the world. And I was like, I'm just gonna take
a chance. And I hit it and I said deliver
it to the playground, and I gave him the address
and I was like, there's no way this is going
to work.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Hey man, did you order pizza to the playground? It's
pretty rad and bro.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
And we are in the last inning of T ball,
and I look up and the pizza has arrived. Good timing,
that's what it showed up. One of the dads, who
is a tall human, had all ten pizzas stacked up
under his chin.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
He was needed them to sop up that booze.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
And he was waddling over to the picnic table to
set up for the team party. And the Astros partied
like it was nineteen ninety nine. Man, they partied hard.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Ten pizzas though made at the same time. How are
they even able to do that with the dude?
Speaker 2 (29:03):
That is another great question. How do they make ten
pizzas all at the same time. I would imagine, stay
hot and get them to you. And how do you
fit ten pizzas in your car.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
That's a lot of pizzas, A lot of pizzas in
their bigger boxes. I can yet sometimes you have two boxes.
It's a little tough. But the oven, the fact that
they can make ten at the same time is pretty impressive.
I figured they could only handle about four or five.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
And maybe they did five, and then they just stuck
them in the heater, and then they did five, and
they put them in the car and they brought him.
I don't know how they did it, but the pizza
was still hot. The pizza was good, the kids were happy,
the parents were happy. And I ordered ten pizzas and
we only had a pizza and a half left. So
it was a good estimation. Because you don't want to
be short on the team.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Party should have gone with six seven and no, that
would have been not enough. That had been one short.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Yeah, and they had cook people brought cookies. Those got devoured.
They brought snacks by the birds and bums, cheese its
and all that. Those got destroyed. They brought juice boxes.
Those got destroyed. And we wrapped up our season and
we clapped it out and we said, have a great day, astros,
We'll see you next season.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Any of the parents sneak a couple of beers in
the bottom of the cooler.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Not that I saw, No, son, don't dig that deep.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Boxes are on the top.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
You know what. They were drinking, those dirty sodas that
the Mormon wives have made popular. It's like a diet
doctor pepper, yeah, and then cream and then cream that
you put in your coffee. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Because they don't drink the Mormons. They have all these
seven brews up by Me, or these caffeinated drinks with
all kinds of different flavors and coffee. Those are popular now,
So they get creative with their sodas and their coffees. Yes, actually,
maybe they can't even have caffeine or coffee and they
have to have caffeine.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
No, some of them don't do caffeine.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
So they get all created with their sodas.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
That's why the soda has caffeine.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Some of it doesn't caffeinate decaf.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
No decaf soda.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
I don't know. There's dcaf, coffee.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
No crap. I know that there's no decaf doctor pepper.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
So then yeah, I guess they can have they can
have a little bit of caffeinated.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
But they were Hey, the women they were loving. They're like,
oh my gosh, this is so good.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
There might have been a little ad on Captain in
that one.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Oh they were saying, oh, you know what would taste
good with this would be rum or this or.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
That, and Dodd would have put a grand Monier on top. Todd,
how did you know that'd be good? Slater? You think
I haven't had that before.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
We'll take a break, we'll be right back. So Baby
Box one had a game, you know, twelve o'clock game,
and the coach says, hey, everybody be there eleven thirty
so we can get some hitting practice in the batting cage.
All right, man, well we'll go ahead and do that.
And we get there and the coach I see him.
(31:55):
He's in the batting cage and he's pitching to his kid. Right,
he's pitching and they're hitting. They're pitching, they're hitting well.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
And of course it's his kid, right. Well, they were
the first ones there, and what was gonna say? Of
course their kid's gonna get the best stuff.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
And I'm like, I tell babyyes, I'm like, hey, hustle
over to the batting cage. You can be next. Hustle up.
And because we parked out in center field, I was
like I'll be right there, and he was like, Dad,
they're not at the batting cage anymore. I'm like, what
do you mean. I walk around over there and I'm like,
sure enough or not the other teams in the batting cage.
And I go up to the coach and I'm like, hey, man,
like all right, I thought we were hitting in the
(32:29):
batting cage. He goes, apparently that guy called DIBs.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
The old in person Dibbs.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
I'm like, what do you mean? He goes, yeah, I
was in there and he told me that he had it.
He had DIBs on it. I'm like, but you were
in the batting cage, right, So he goes, yeah, and
he just told me, hey, man, we had already called
DIBs on the batting cage. He goes, so I had
to get out And I'm like, no, no, you didn't
have to get out. You you were already in there.
You could have said, hey, well, when when we're done,
(32:56):
you can use it. And he goes, no, Apparently he
said that there was there's a DIBs like he called DIBs,
so they get to use.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
It, DIBs on drinking fountain.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
And I'm like, okay, well then you should have said
I've got we've got DIBs on scoring runs. They're not
allowed to score runs, he goes. He goes, I'm gonna
let it go, but I'm just ready to kick their ass.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Coach called dibbs in the parking lot. They have the
batting cage.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
What I just have never heard of another team being
able to call DIBs on the batting cage. If you're
in the batting cage, you don't have to get out,
Like they can't walk up to you and be like,
hey man, you weren't here and you couldn't hear me.
And I didn't tell you this, but I called Dibbs.
I told my kid on the way to the game, Hey,
we got DIBs on the batting cage. So that that
holds true.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
I wonder when he called Dibbs, That's what I'm saying, Like,
who did he call DIBs too? If he didn't say
it to our coach. If we're already in the batting cage,
how did he call Dibbs? Is there a sign up
sheet that we don't know about.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Maybe there is. Maybe there's something I'm missing. Maybe this
is back to the same thing at the golf Then
maybe there's it's the good old boys club where he
knows somebody and he says, hey, man, if you just
tell him that the league president told you you guys
get the batting cage. So we didn't get the batting
cage at all. No, he used the batting cage and
he went through his whole team. Who wants to hit more,
(34:14):
And I'm like, no, no, you shouldn't hit more. Once you've
gone through the whole lineup, get the hell out of there.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
So what were your kids doing the whole time?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Uh? Playing hide and go seek in the woods.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
That'll get him ready for the baseball.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Uh, hide and go seek. And they were hiding behind
trash cans. And because there's houses right by it, so
they've run hide across the street behind the trash cans.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
See, my dad would have pitched to our team, then
pitched to the other team.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
See that's a nice guy.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Yeah, all these fights that probably potentially could have happened
growing up, I never knew about him because I was
a kid, like your kids will never know about this, right,
it could have been a pretty intense situation.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
It could have been there he did huh Like, it
just seems crazy and it's not even like and see,
here's the thing. They're only seven six seven years old,
so it's not like it's a big major game. Like
it's not like we're playing for a world championship. But
to get in a fight over it would have been
a little crazy.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Well, and for you to be the mister confrontation. You
didn't go up and say when did you call Dibbs.
I'm just curious. No, I'm not a coach, I know,
but out of curiosity's sake, I would have loved to
laugh to myself if he goes, uh, yeah, there's a
voicemail line, and I called it at six am. And
as long as you say on the line, uh, Dibbs, Frank,
(35:29):
then you get the batting cage. There's there get there
any municipal batting cage, you get that day. I would
love to know where he called Dibbs.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
I would love to know also.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Because you have it has to be a legitimate way
you're calling Dibbs. You can't just call it the thin air.
So like, did he call another coach? Hey, Hey, Frank,
Hey Mike, yup Dibbs. Just if anybody asked Dibbs.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Yeah, I would. You're not playing us, I know, dude,
but I just wanted someone to know that I said Dibbs.
So when we get to this field, that we can
have the batting cage, thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Uh yeah. I told my wife last night at seven
twenty DIBs. And then your coach apparently told his wife
at like eight twenty. So out DIBs you on that one.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Yeah, he's laying in bed. Hey, honey, I got DIBs. Well, no, crap,
you're married to me. No, no, I'm talking about the batting cage.
I'm not talking about your you know I'm talking about
the batting cage. Oh okay, good, I'll write it down
so we know tomorrow when we show it we have DIBs.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Dude, I wish I was on this coaching staff. I'd
have been like, where'd you call DIBs at? How did
not one of you say that?
Speaker 2 (36:28):
No? No, I wasn't there when it went down. I
showed up after the DIBs had already been transpired and
they were already in the middle of the batting cage.
So I still ask him at that point. Here's the thing.
At seven years old, it's not worth the confrontation of
causing uproar at the Little League. You don't want to,
you know what I mean. You're trying to keep it
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fun and enjoyable for the kids. If you see, let
they see you getting upset, and they see the aggression
and the frustration, then it makes it awkward at the
Little League.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
I'm trying to not carry out the segment. But him
calling Dibbs is one thing correct, But then you guys,
not asking who'd you call DIBs to is a completely
other thing that is equally as confusing. I know you
have to say, oh cool, how did you call DIBs?
(37:25):
Did you tell your mailman who did you yell DIBs to?
Do you have proof of this? Where's your receipts? I
know he called DIBs too. You got to call it
to somebody. It's like DIBs on the front seat.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
I know you gotta call shotgun, shotgun DIBs.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Right, all right, guys, we got six ice cream combes
off DIBs. Who did he call DIBs to?
Speaker 2 (37:55):
I don't know, but our coach was very like, oh
well he respected the DIBs. No, no, why I'm not
sure why he folded to the DIBs when he was
not in on the DIBs conversation, but he did fold.
And so we called DIBs on that w and we
whooped that ass. Oh really whooped that ass. Dude.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Handshake line, Hey.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Dibbs, DIBs, dude, how about those DIBs.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Hey, coach, DIBs on the win. Huh, have a good one.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Dude, Hey, you have DIBs on that vacation. Man, the
DIBs on that vacation. Your season's over, Hadny Kane kuhn
oh Man. That was great, dude. They won. Baby Box
ritted one right down third baseline that first inning. Who
maybe the second inning. I don't know when he hit,
but yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
I should have picked him on beat the streak.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
You should have. He was great.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Instead we had Yorvin Alvarez, no hits.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Jordan, Yeah, struggle. He's on my fantasy team. He's a keeper.
We'll take a break. We'll take a break.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
We'll right back.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
We got time for one more. We gotta go.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
We do And on Fridays, I just titled everything. I said, Hey,
we had a heck of a week of shows. We
mailed this one in, and I think that may be
carried over into today. I think we mailed this one in.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
No, we didn't, because I got I got a story.
I was that physical therapy.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
If we have two straight episodes mailed in, not good
for the reason.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
No, dude, this is what do you mean? The golf's
core story was amazing, Your pizza story amazing. The batting
cage battle that was amazing.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
I feel like I should have had the guy say now,
halapenos a couple more times. I don't think I did
it justice how many times he repeated the most simple
order in the history of pizza making cheese, pizza, extra cheese,
jalapeno's ranch over you.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
I've been going to physical therapy for my little stomach issue.
You know, it's really annoying, it's stupid. I don't know
if it's working. But Titans doctor, No, I haven't known.
That's not the Titans doctor. This is physical show. This
is physical therapy. And I'm there's mostly women in there
that are, you know, in their fifties sixties that are
having you know, pelvic floor issues, pregnant women. Uh, but
(40:02):
I guess there was this one dude. He was in
there on Thursday and it was his last physical therapy session. Like,
he's done, he's out, he's graduating, he's healthy, he can
go out in the world on his own. And I
have never seen someone try to flirt and try to
hook up with the physical therapists as hard as this
(40:24):
dude did, and him not get the hint that they.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Were not interested in your chili.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Man. He was like they were talking. He was like, oh, cause,
I guess there's some workout class. He's like, are you
guys gonna go to that workout class tonight? I'm thinking
about signing up.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
You think he was single?
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Or he was cheating I he was single, some of
these vabels nowadays you never know.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
And he's they're like, no, I'm probably. He goes like, oh,
come on, it'd be great if we were in the
class together. They're like, oh, I don't think I'm going tonight.
You know I gotta do this. He's like, oh, you
haven't been in like a month. I haven't seen you
in there in a month. It's like, okay, awkward, And
then they start talking. The three physical therapists they're all female,
(41:05):
and one of them is like, man, I've always wanted
to go to steeplechase and she's like, we should do
that one year, we should do that. And here comes Brosky, Well,
we got a spot.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Well, how did you say age?
Speaker 2 (41:17):
He's probably twenty eight, like sixty eight. No, okay, He's like, hey,
we got we got a spot. You guys can pull up. Well,
you're welcome to come hang out at our tenth this weekend.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
So you got some lookers at these pt classes and.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
He's and they're like, are you sure, Oh my, we
would love to have you at our tent. You know,
we got we got extra room. You guys want to
pull up, you know. I mean it's right on the infield.
It's gonna be an absolute blast. It's so fun. It's
me and my boys and we listen, we'll get you in.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
We had infield passes.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Yeah, and they're like, I don't know. Oh dude. He's like,
come on, come on just here, like, I'll give you
my number and you can just pull up to Steeplechase.
I mean, you guys said you you've always wanted to.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Go wear a little dress.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
And they're like, I just don't know if I can
go this weekend. He's like, oh, come on, I'd really
like to see you with Steeplechase.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
No, he's trying to get him in one of those
little spring dresses.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
I understand, but they're like, I don't know, you know
what I mean, I'm pretty busy on Saturday. I was
just saying, like, in the future, i'd like to go,
and he goes, well, the future is this weekend, and
I've got a spot in the infield. It's me and
like ten of my buddies.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
What is he a used car salesman?
Speaker 2 (42:26):
That he is so trying so hard, Like they don't
want to go. I'm like, they don't no, no, I'm like,
they want to go, but they don't want to go
with you. You are not the prize. They don't want
They want to go work out, but they don't want
to go to the workout class with you. Man.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
That guy couldn't sell ice to an Eskimo.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
They want to go to the steeplechase, but they don't
want to go with you. I mean he tried for
his entire hour session.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
That guy couldn't sell a drink to a drunk on Broadway, dude.
That guy couldn't sell well archburger to a person in
line in McDonald's. That guy couldn't sell window cleaning to
a skyscraper. That guy couldn't sell soccer tickets to a
(43:18):
soccer fan. That guy couldn't sell You're starting to mail
it in two dollars gas to anybody in America right now, that's.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
What we want, dude. It was an hour long of
him trying to convince them to go to the workout class.
Then he gave up on that and then for the
last wait, when is he gonna leave? It's an hour
long session.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Oh, this is painful of him cold calling.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
The twenty minutes was the workout class. Then when they
started talking about steeplechase, he spent forty minutes on them
going to steeplechase with him.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
And how many chicks are there? There three? He can't
get one bite.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Not one, And they're just like, oh, that sounds fun,
but I don't know. He's like, oh, it's gonna be
a blast. He goes and looking at the weather, it's
gonna be amazing out there the tent. It's an atmosphere
you've never experienced.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
See, he thought he's gonna take advantage of it now
that the pelvic floor is fixed.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Whatever he was rehabbing, he was he thought they wanted
to come and give him special attention outside the clinic,
and I it made me realize, I bet you the
clients hit on these chicks all the time, right, they
have to have to. But and then at the end,
this is icing on top. He's like, well, you guys,
think about it. Here, I'll write my number on this
(44:40):
post it and if you guys are gonna pull up
you let me know and you can come to our tent.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
If i'm you just take the post it crumpled up
and throw in the trash can. Don't even subject these
ladies to that.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
So he because he was out by, he was by
the front, and he wrote it on a post it
and he goes, look, I'm gonna stick it right here
on the keyboard. And he stuck it on the keyboard
of the computers. They couldn't miss it. He goes. He goes,
all right, I hope to see you guys on Saturday. Really,
thank you guys for the physical therapy. I feel so
much better. And uh, don't forget steeple Chase on Saturday.
And he walked out. You look over at him. Nobody's
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calling that number.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
You know what I'm saying. No.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
I looked down him. I said, hey, you mind if
I get that number? It was it was so awkward, dude,
it was it was just like these girls were trying
so nice, yeah, because it joys and he just was not, No, man,
it's so much fun. It's me and my buddies and
you know we got this, Oh my god, for an
(45:40):
hour dude or forty minutes I heard about steel Chase
him and his buddies in the infield, and how great
it was gonna be. It was a hell of a weekend. Man.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
It was nice though. Sunwise, oh man, it's beautiful. Well,
we didn't leave the country. We had steaks, we had pizza.
We had our friend Jess pull up. She's got a
golf cart. She just rolls up right in the backyard,
in the grass, and the golf cart doesn't even have
to walk anymore. No, no, no clubs included. I live
in a golf cart community, not on a golf course.
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Everybody just drives their golf carts around.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
I got a question, when did this become a thing?
Speaker 1 (46:14):
I don't know. Is it yours too?
Speaker 2 (46:16):
I'm gonna tell you what this weekend. I swear to you.
It was this weekend. Walking the dog, me and my
one of my kids, we saw three different golf carts
and I was like, when did this happen? Yeah, like
when all of a sudden people buy golf carts just
to drive around the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
Oh, oh, Ari Baser, it would be so fun if
we got one.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Oh my god, Like, what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Like? So say I take the night off from drinking,
and then you're just gonna drink some margarita's. I'm gonna
drive you for what two loops around the neighborhood, and
then we just pull back inside the garage and charge it.
The one cool thing I've seen is Jess rolled up
in our backyard in her golf cart. That was cool
because then she's able to go to her mom's house
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because she can cut through our yard and go to
her mom's duplex. That is the one reason to get
a golf cart. These people that just do loops around
my neighborhood, they've lost it. How is that fun?
Speaker 2 (47:07):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Look at that yard. Oh my gosh, Sarah planeted her flowers.
All they're blooming. We're just gonna do a double loop
on a Friday night and you have a margarita. Well,
i'm your DD. I'll pass. Oh make sure you charge it, right, glad,
We got it. I'll park both cars outside so both
of them can get wet. Golf cart can stay inside though.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
Gotta keep that golf cart out of the sun. Don't
want it to fade, you know what I mean? Hey,
did you charge the golf cart? Here we go, dude,
it's a thing I don't know. And it was just
like I was like this happened overnight.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
Oh and Jess said she only paid ten thousand of
for hers only.
Speaker 4 (47:46):
Jesus, just like, if we're getting one, it's gonna barely
be hanging on with the smallest lithium charge you've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
I'm not spending ten on not even an actual vehicle.
I would say my car's worth two thousand. Yeah, Oh
that was a good purchase, Jess. Oh, ten thousand, just
a couple of loops around the neighborhood. Carry your dog?
Speaker 2 (48:11):
Can you drive it down sixty five? No? Oh okay?
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Can you carry anything with it?
Speaker 2 (48:16):
Nope? Can you pull something? No?
Speaker 1 (48:19):
No, no. So it just goes like ten miles an hour,
and just like we're around the neighborhood and that's it. Yep, yep, yep.
Can you dig anything with it? Can you?
Speaker 2 (48:31):
Can you take it to the beach?
Speaker 1 (48:32):
Pull anything out of the ground with it? So it
just is just moves you around the neighborhood instead of
running it.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
Instead of walking the neighborhood. Wow, so you save a
whole three minutes. Oh can all five of us fit
on there?
Speaker 1 (48:44):
Oh? Only two? Oh? Got it.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
Yeah, dang, yeah, and I worked ten thousand. Hey you
have a great bunday, guys, we're out.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
Jess was pretty funny. I was in my back swing,
chipping off the deck and she goes, hey, yum me,
you'll get all your balls, Like she's going to go
under golf drove out and got them and she's going
to drive out in her golf cart and collect my
balls at the pitching green.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
That's actually not bad.
Speaker 1 (49:08):
I was like, maybe we need to get a golf cart.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
That's actually that's actually worth it. You don't have to
walk the hundred yards.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
That's that's probably worth one hundred and fifteen yards. Oh sorry,
that was the joke. She was going to drive fifteen
yards and just.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
Grab probably worth it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got one
on Monday. We don't even talk about Raybe and we're
seeing the day. Man.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
We'll see you guys later. I gotta go, yeah, yeah,
so yeah, see you truckers.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
Did you see that?
Speaker 1 (49:34):
Man?
Speaker 2 (49:34):
No, I gotta go though, Yeah, I don't know. Let's go.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
Traffic's getting bad.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
I gotta commute. Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 1 (49:39):
I could see a building right now, A lot of
golf carts out there.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Yeah,
Welcome in, ah dud.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
What a weekend? What a weekend I had? Hopefully you
had a lot of a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I've got to what's the menu address? Ordering pizza in
the country?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Okay, ordering pizza in the country. I also ordered pizza
in the city, though I tried to play golf. Tell
you all about the trip to the old MUNI.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Are we talking about actual ordering pizza?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Though? Yeah, I ordered pizza.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Some of these reality shows they're saying when the cast says, hey,
do you want to shower before we head out? They
always say that before going to the clubs, you're going
to hook up. No showering means skiing?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Got it? Got it?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
So we're talking about ordering pizza?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
No, ordering pizza?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
All right?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Uh, play golf? What else did I What else did
we have to talk about it?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I knew you golfed. If the sun's out and it's
over seventy, I know you start shaking.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I do I start getting a niche. I got to
talk about a dude and a physical therapist, the flirtation.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
You're the dude.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
No, no, not me? Oh, another dude. And last but
not least, I had something else, But I forgot that
we're not going to talk about the elbow heard around
the world. That's old news. We don't care. Spurs lost, congratulations,
We're moving on.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah, they lost last night. We're not talking about it.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
We're moving on. So it was, what like one of
those elbow crunching games or what No, we be no no, oh,
So the Spurs loss from the elbow the guy shot
it from the corner.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
No, no, no, no, very early on in the game,
there was a little frustration by the one of the
best players in the world, and May got reckless with
his right elbow and they said, have a good night.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
So he's done for the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Well, I don't know about playoffs, but he was sent
to the locker room that night.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
You don't need that in the game. I would be
fine if he's out the rest of the playoffs. I
think the NBA needs to put its other iron fist down.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Oh, my other thing on the menu batting cage Battle,
batting cage Battle. That was it?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Oh the guy from the rock station.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Nope, no, no, that was my other thing.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
His name is also battle.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, he does battle Ground, not to be confused with
Battle of the Battle, Batting cage battle. All right, let's
start the show man. You know what, Friday, we never
start the show. We're gonna do it live, Wamby. I
hope you had a good night, off Man.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Well, he was in the local what was it, the
Minnesota Saint Paul Precinct.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Now, he was at the Mall of America. He wanted
to go check that out, so he had to get
out of the game early.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
We are the one, two, three sore losers.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Gun, y'all. It says. And I'm from the north. I'm
in Alpha Male. I live on the north side of Nashville.
Baser in the country. It's a beautiful weekend, seventy degrees.
Grass looks good, the shrubs look good. I watered a little,
didn't really need to watered itself last night, and it
looks great. Just hanging out in the country all weekend,
just admiring those two point three through three three acres
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and a lot of new neighbors moving in. Duplex has
got built, and what do you know, Now we're a
city no longer in the country.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Over to you, coach, Coach or Friday, Man, it couldn't
have been a nicer day. It was seventy three degrees sunny,
and I said, man, it'd be a great day to
play golf. And then it hit me. Two of the
three boys after school were going over to a friend's house.
So that means they weren't going to be home till
five or six o'clock at night. So I had ply
(03:48):
of time to go to the golf course.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
So you're fine with them staying at friend's houses. Yeah,
my parents always wanted to in house.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
What's I mean? I don't understand that the point of
having friends is to be able to go to their house.
They come to your house. That's why you have.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Friends there you go and if there's a weekend bucket,
go make another friend. I don't care. It should be
wide open. As a parent, once they get to that
five six range, it.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Really should be. You should let your kids go have fun, experience,
enjoy the time at their friend's house. And the coolest
thing is is when they go home with them after school.
It feels like an adventure when you get to go
with them. I remember saying, hey, mom, can Aj come
over after school on Friday? I got to ask his mom.
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His mom would say yes, and she'd write a note
and say, hey, AJ is gonna ride the bus home.
And it was like, oh my gosh, it felt like
so cool to have someone new on the bus.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Oh, you have to tell the teacher yes, or a note.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
For the bus driver because the bus driver kind of
knows who what kids are on the bus. Yeah. So
they were going over to James's house and they will
stay the.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Night at a girl's househ I did in like seventh
grade Lauren's house. Oh can Lunchbucks stay the night in
Lauren's bed? I mean house? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Lauren and Kathleen that those were the two. They were
best friends and we were really good friends. Then we'd
have slumber parties over their house sixth seventh grade. But
elementary school did I. I don't think I spent the
night at a girl's house in elementary school. Can I
can think of? Anyway? Back to the story. So James's
mom was like, hey, can they come over after school?
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We're like, oh, absolutely. I was like this is great.
I can play golf. So get done with work on
Friday and I look and there's a place north of town.
They have tea times, Like it would be perfect. I'd
be getting there right at the tea time. But there's
a course south of town. I hadn't played in like
six seven months, and I really like having Okay, I
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really like playing that course.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
But it is funny how many times we say six seven.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
It is in the English. Yeah, and it's really died.
I haven't seen any videos. I think it is dead.
I don't think it's popular anymore, but we can keep
it alive.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
We'll about four to one.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Man didn't really ever catch on, and so I was like,
you know what, I'm gonna drive to the course south
of town. I'm gonna be a walk up. That's fine.
I got all day to wait, and I drive up.
I'm in the parking lot and I see another truck
pull up. I'm like, oh, I got to beat that
sucker inside, because if it's a wait list, I got
to get my name on the weight list first. And
(06:28):
I walk up to the counter and they're like, what
can I do for you, sir, And I'm like, yeah,
I'm just trying to play eighteen walking up and they're like, ah,
it's gonna be a minute. We got some people on
the list. There's like four ahead of you. What's your
last name? I said, gibble. I said, all right, man,
we'll call.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
You, and why don't you put Hollywood?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
And then I turn around to walk out, and they
asked that guy, what's up with you? Man? We got
a two time? He goes now the same boat as
HIM'M just trying to walk up play. I don't have
a boat, and they're like, what's your last name? And
he goes, haul, cool, we'll call you in it's your turn.
So I go down to the pudding and green. I'm
down on the putting green for like maybe ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Putting Green's the worst and so boring.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
The driving range was closed. They were doing some work,
irrigation whatever. So he can't even warm up and the
speaker comes on. He goes hall single to the pro shop, Hall,
single to the pro shop.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
You were ahead of him.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I'm like, what they must be taking him off the list.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
You don't think that he slipped him a bitcoin?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
And I'm like, that's weird. Maybe they just, you know,
wanted to make sure he was still there, like you know,
I don't know, maybe they misspelled hall. They want to
make sure they spelled it right. And I'm like, cause
I was here ahead of that guy. And he comes
walking out of the clubhouse, back out of the clubhouse,
gets in a golf cart, goes up to the starter
and I'm like, what that doesn't seem right, good old boys,
(07:56):
let me go back inside and see what's going on here.
So I go back in the little I said, hey, man,
hey mister, I'm just checking because that whole guy he
was here after me, and y'all you just called him
and he's going off the number one t right now.
They said, yeah, it's not really an exact science on
how we determine who's going.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Well, I'm not a scientist. Good thing, I said. I said, well,
there is no exact science. It's a laundry list. It's
a pegging order.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I was like, there doesn't need to be science involved.
It's literally you go to it's counting. First person goes first,
second person goes second, third person goes third. I mean,
it's really pretty simple.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I am so tired of these Munis and the Muni
directors also known as tour pros also known as tour
what are they called pro shop? Pro shop well, no,
they're the pros. Yeah, pros, And I'm just like that's
just weird. I mean, I'm I don't so I could
come in thirty minutes and I could get ahead of
all these people.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Well, you know, it's just kind of how it flows.
What whatever you're saying doesn't make sense. All right, Cool,
I'm gonna go back outside. I'm just gonna say I
don't really understand it. Thank you. I'll be right out there.
I'd love to play man just whenever. So I waited
about thirty minutes, and they're the guy starter stressed out
because the eleven twenty tea time is not there yet,
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and there's two of them there, but the third ones
not there, but the eleven forty is there. So they're
gonna let the eleven forty go ahead of the eleven twenty,
or they're gonna force the eleven twenty to go off
and their friend will just have to catch them.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
So is there a Marshall as well? Yes, or's a
starter of the Marshall.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
The starter of the Marshall, And there's just going back
and forth, back and forth. I there forty five minutes,
still putting, and.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I'm brutal dude, putting is the worst. Unless you're a
pup putt well, I can't even bring myself to do
the practice putting. If you do, you're a I'm sorry,
unless you're on the PGA tour. It's just such a louise.
It's so boring, so boring, it's the worst thing on
the goal. I'll chip, I'll just sit there and stare
at birds before I just practice putting.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Well, after about thirty minutes of practice, buddy and I
just finally started staring at the bird.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
It's still worse.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I finally started staring at the birds. Man. I was
just like, I do not know what to do, Like,
I am so bored. I just want to play golf.
Because Harry's on a whole number three already. When he
got here after me, and I specifically hurried into the
clubhouse so I would be in front of him because
(10:38):
I saw the.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Guy pull in. What was that he knew the guy?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I don't know. I still I wish I could have
talked to Harry after the round, be like hey, man,
like did you give them a ten dollars tip? Or
something like how did you get ahead of me?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
It has to be around me, good old boys club.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I know a lot of the Muni's are good old
boys clubs.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
My cousin can get any tea time, he can jump
on any core, he can bring any booze he wants.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah, So I'm like, all right, cool. And then so
I go back in there and I just look at
the list and I'm like two down right, and I'm like, gosh, man,
I'm never gonna get on it. And I'm saying I
got all day, but I've been waiting forty minutes. I
should have. Now in my head, I'm like, I made
a bad decision. I should have gone to the course
north of town where there was a tea time available
and just played that course. I would have been on
(11:24):
right when I got there. Yeah, but I'm okay because
my name, my new name is mister patience, I'm gonna
be patient, okay. And finally I look at the list,
I'm like all right, And they get on the microphone,
uh young single, young single to the clubhouse and young
is right above me, and I'm like, dang it, dang it.
(11:46):
And then the lady chimes in from the port missiles
who she's grilling them. She goes, I think he's the
one that left. I'm pretty sure he left.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
She's got so little on her plate. She's also got
her hand in the list.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
She's gonna chime in with who she gets to go
and who doesn't get to go.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
If I'm Port Missile Patty, I'm just chilling at the
Port Missiles and watching the TV.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I am trying to have no stress. I don't need
to get involved in other drama.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I don't care who's on the list. Like, if you
ask me about a guest on the Bobby Bone Show,
don't no, I'm not security.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yeah. So then they get on there and they go gibbled,
Oh that's me right here, man, Oh okay, here you go. Yeah,
you're gonna be playing with Charlie. All right, just tell
the start of You're with Charlie. Okay, cool man. It
says your tea time' is gonna be twelve ten?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Cool? All right?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Man. So I go back outside and I'm waiting around,
and then he walks up and he goes, hey, Patterson
for Patterson, for you guys are the twelve thirty tea time? Well,
let's just go ahead and send you off.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Now.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I'm like, whoa wait what?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Wait? You were called up?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I'm twelve ten, they're twelve thirty. Why why are we
sending them all?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Dude? Your mezzle? Now over an hour of just standing there, Yeah,
well I did putt for a little bit.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
And I'm like, I'm like what. He goes, yeah, why
don't you guys just go ahead and go Now? I'm like,
well that doesn't make sense, Like they just skipped me.
Now another tea time is skipped.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
This is why I hey, golf, the fun of golf
of when you hit it pure, and this this why
I'll never go to a course again. Ah.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
And I'm just like, okay, all right, I'm not gonna
get annoyed. And then he tells another tea time, Hey,
you guys are twelve forty are you're just gonna you're
gonna go to the box after them?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
What about you?
Speaker 2 (13:35):
And I walk up and I show them my receipt.
I said, hey, man, I got twelve ten, Like why
they're they're going ahead of me? And he goes, yeah,
if they're three and foursomes, we're just setting them off.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Shotgun.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
What what if they are three and four sums, you're
just sitting them off? Like okay, and he goes, you
might want to go check with the clubhouse to see
if you're still good for that tea time.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Wait, so you're just standing there and people are just
going in front of you. Yes, and the Marshall's holding
you up though. Yeah, dude, you can't go back to
the clubhouse though. That dude hates you. Oh no.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
I put my table between my legs. I walked back
into the clubhouse. I sait, and then he goes, what
can I do for you, sir?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
And I was like, yeah, yeah, you just saw me
at last forty five minutes.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
You just checked me in fifteen minutes ago, and you
have on my receipt he wrote twelve ten in sharpie
and I showed it to the marshall down there the
starter and he said, I don't know, I need to
go check with the clubhouse and see if I'm still
good for that tea time. He goes, yeah, you're still good.
Just tell me you're gonna play with Charlie.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
So now you're relaying that message.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
So I go back down there and he goes, hey, man,
I'm supposed to play with Charlie. He goes, okay, yeah,
we'll get you off here in about twenty what. So
then I'm like, no, I'm just gonna walk down to
the tea. So I just go get in line at
the tea box.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I'm I'm no one.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
What else is skipping me? I'm not doing this. I'm not.
I don't know who Charlie is, Charlie and the chocolate factory.
I don't know what we're doing here.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Does Marshall have a gun?
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Does not have a gun? But he has a red
flag on his cart. And I'm walking because it's a
beautiful day. I'm gonna walk the course. Here comes this
older gentleman in a golf cart and he gets out
and I was like, hey man, you Charlie and he goes, yeah,
So while I'm playing with you, he goes okay, great personality,
like cool man, and he starts talking to Marshall. They're friends.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Oh how you been? How's the old lady? I've been
retired now for five years, so collecting on that roth Ira.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
And Charlie looks at me and goes, guess how old
I am? I don't know. I don't care. I don't know.
He goes, now, give it an honest guest.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
What are you a woman?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Seventy?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I was like, I was like, all right, seventy one,
and he goes, add seventeen years to.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
That, great, you're eighty eight. Couldn't have told.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Dude the fact that he was eighty eight and he
was moving the way he was. I was like, okay,
I'm super impressed with you, Charlie. Okay, so I'm like
the guessing game. Like at first I was really annoyed,
and I've been annoyed because what has happened trying to
get a tea time, trying to get on the number
one tea box. But that, like him moving around and
swinging a golf club at eighty eight, I was like,
(16:17):
damn impressed with Charlie. Whatever you're doing, whatever you're eating
your diet, can you please fill me in on it.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
That tells us we can play this game till we're
eighty eight.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Then his another guy comes up and the Marshall goes, oh, man,
watch him. He's like a scratch golfer. I'm like, oh, great, man, right,
just just what I want. I want to play with
scratch golfer to make me feel really good about myself.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Old scratchy at the Muni.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Sure. Yeah. And then another one of their Buddies comes
up just off a plane from Orlando. He got in
at five am. He was there for work, and so
his back's really tight and he's like, man, I just
straight from the car to the t don't know if
that's really a good idea. And he's trying to stretch
it out. And we play and it's great, really nice guys.
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Charlie the old guy. He's not really talkative to me.
You know. It's cool. And I'm not playing very well,
very frustrating. Don't know what's wrong with my golf game.
After whooping batter's boxes rear in last weekend, I was
not hitting it well, let's just put it this way.
One hole, I hit it to the right and then
duff it, then hit it to the right of the green,
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then chip it over the green into the sand, out
of the sand, back over the green. They packed up
their clubs and walked to the next two bocks.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Oh they left you.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
They left me.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
That's too sloppy for them.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
I guess. So they weren't going to wait for me
to finish the hole.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
I guess that's awkward. It was so awkward, and you paid.
You don't want to pick up your ball.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Oh, I'm not picking up hey, But then I'm feeling
the rush, like, oh my god, I got to hurry
and catch up with him.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
But when you're hitting it over the green and stuff,
I mean, you just can't do that. I mean I
hit sun jmmett off the grand stand and use it
as a backstop.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
That was awesome. And then it came back when it
came back in. But literally I hit it to the
right and hit on the side of the hill and
bounced over the cart pass. So I chip it, and
I mean chip it more like freaking bladed across the
green into the sand, all right, hit it out of
the sand. Get too much of the ball over the green, okay, right, yeah,
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I would have picked up. You got to like, I'm sorry.
And that's at the point they leave. They leave, they
say we're out. They are out. So I go back
over and I'm like, man, I gotta hurry chip straight
over the green.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Oh my gosh, what'd you get a snow man?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I got a nine? I got a nine. So then
I chip it up and I two putt it and
then I go to the next tea box and one
guy was playing the Whites, one the Charlie was playing
the reds and me and another guy were playing the blues,
and because it was only sixty four hundred yards, it
was really short. If you play the whites, it's a
shorter And so I step up to the blue and
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the guy goes, oh, oh, sorry about that. The guy
in front of me goes, I forgot. I forgot I
didn't runch yet and teeed off yet. What do you
mean you don't not realize that? And teed off with
You left me at the other freaking green man. You
know I haven't teed off.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
You left me in the dust.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
You tried to ditch me. You try to say you
looked at your friends and said, guys, if we hurry,
we ain't got to play with this jackass anymore.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Please tell me you had a decent tee shot, because
if you went left or right, it's so awkward.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
No, I hate it. So high in the air brought rain.
It went about one hundred yards.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
These dudes are about to kill you, see, and then
you're rushing yourself and then rush your game.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
It was it was a bad day at the Meuni
man see shot that one oh one. It was awful.
It's tough. We gotta take a break. But yeah, man, hey,
that's my day at the golf course and we'll be
right back.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
All right, man, you are ordering a pizza.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
I would love to hear ordering some pizza. Man.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
So Baser's out. It's Mother's day. So I guess the
president to my mother in law is me just not
being around?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
What do you mean Baser's out.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
She's with her mom and dad at their house.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
You don't go hang out.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
No, they just wanted She was actually planning their trip,
and then her mom kids around and says.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Now, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
I go, hey, Wendy, you want me to bring you
lunch over? And she goes, he's not seriously coming, is he?
She's being funny, but she's not a big time people person.
She loves my company, but I don't think she wants
me to come chill on the couch man spreading for
five hours. Okay, So my gift to her is I'm
just not there. So I'm starving. There's no food at
the crib. I'm gonna order some pizzas. So I call
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the pizza in pub and I go, hey, how's he going? Yeah, ray, Yeah,
I'm gonna get two small cheese pizzas. And at Hallapenno's
and extra cheese. Did you get my order? Oh? Let
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me see here. Did you say two pizzas? Yeah, yep,
two pizzas cheese, small and then halopenos and extra cheese.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Hold on, so you're ordering two of the exact same pizzas.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
I just love how the crust is on the smalls.
Once it gets to medium and large, it's thicker crust.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
I was trying to figure out. I'm like, the science
behind that.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yeah, it makes no sense, but I've gotten it to
a science.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
All right, let's see here. We got two small cheese pizzas,
extra cheese, and was there another ingredient on there? Third
time I've said it, yep, the halopenos? Allrighty am? I good.
Let me just see one more time. So you got
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two small pizza cheese small pizzas, you got the halopenias,
and you got the extra cheese. All Will there be
anything else? Nope? Nope? All right? Do you want any
soda pop, any any extra sides or anything like that.
Let's get some ranch on that, all right, So let's
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just go ahead and verify this order. Two small cheese pizzas,
halopenias and extra cheese. And now was there another thing
you wanted? Yep? Just I don't know if you wanted
me to say it again, but the ranch? Did you
have that on there? Oh? The ranch? And the ranch? Okay,
(22:34):
we got two small cheese pizzas jlopenos and the extra
cheese on it, and then we got the ranch as
the side. We'll have two of those for you.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
We got it. We're on.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Now do you want Do you want some soda pop
with that? Nope? Like I said, got stuff at the
crib I can drink on So yeah, just just those
cheese pizzas. Aren't you don't want any of our breadsticks,
you don't want any of our the dessert options, all
kinds of Nope, just those two small cheese pizzas all right?
(23:13):
And am I good? Oh? I didn't even ask you.
Are you eating it here? Or is that takeout? Or
how is that? I'm good coming there and taking it out?
Why would I order a pizza and then come there
and eat it? The fck are you talking about? Uh? Yeah, yeah, yep,
(23:39):
I will just be coming there and picking it up
and heading out. Alrighty be twenty nine dollars and it
is gonna be too small cheese pizzas, extra cheese, and
the two ranches. Sir, I'm sorry I didn't hear you
say hallowpenis dah. You're right, hall Apenia's at it as well.
(24:03):
Two small cheese pizzas hall Apenias, and we got the
extra cheese and those two things a ranch on there
for you. All right, you're all set twenty nine dollars.
We will see you in about fifteen minutes. All right, perfect,
Thank you very much. Oh hold on one second, now,
did you want those ranches in the box or separately,
(24:26):
you know what, Put them wherever the fuck you wanna
put them. I've been on the phone for fifteen minutes
ordering these two cheese pizzas. I'm almost actually at your business.
I'm gonna see you in person, and I could actually
just tell you the order. Good gosh, hallelujah. All right,
(24:49):
you're all set. We will see you at fifteen minutes.
You'll actually see me in about a minute because I'm
at your door right now. This is taking so long
to come and get these cheese BEEAs it says, on
my day off from my wife and mother in law,
and I was gonna be by myself, but now I'll
just sit in the parking lot because I miss timed it.
Because you're so old and you're in the country. All right,
(25:13):
we will see you at fifteen minutes. Thanks for calling
pizza in pub. Good. They get it right, They got
it right, They got it right. But I hope I
did it justice. He repeated two small cheese pizzas six
or seven times.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
That's incredible. He sounded just like him. I mean, I
already know. I mean, I know when I call pizza
and pub, that is the exact guy I get. I totally,
I totally get it. Ude.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
If I had a dollar for every time he either
forgot the hollow pages or the riches, What is happening
like the first time I say it, write it down,
even if you have to repeat it one more time.
If you wrote it down, there's no reason explain explanation
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as to why you need to repeat to something to
somebody on the phone that many times. He just didn't
write it down. He was going from the noggin, and
the noggin wasn't there. It wasn't working, man, I expect
that to take a whole segment. Man.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
I went to order pizza this weekend because the Astros.
We were wrapping up our season, you know, the t
Ball Titans of America, the Houston Astros. I wore that
orange jersey prout all season long. And Saturday our game
was at two twenty five and we were wrapping it
up at three ten and to be followed immediately immediately
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over at the playground with the team party, and I said, man,
we are gonna have pizzas, and I would love all
the families to stick around and come enjoy it and
have some fun with each other. And so I went
online and I tried to order some pizzas and it's
like specialty pizza, build your own. They don't just have
a section where it's cheese pizza. Like I have to
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go in and click cheese. Do you want extra cheese? No?
Why not just have one like cheese, pepperoni, sausage, and
then you have your you know, your basic pizzas and
your specialties. It was so annoying. So then I get
to the end.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Okay, so you would just wanted three clicks, whereas this
is making you click click click, click, click click click
for every pizza.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Yeah, what sauce do you want?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
No?
Speaker 2 (27:19):
No, I just want the normal sauce. I just want
to put just a cheese pizza. You know how you
make a normal cheese pizza? Could I just click on
cheese pizza? Three of them add the cart, got it,
So I finally had to go build my own and
I do it, and I do Pepperoni, I do cheese,
and I do Hawaiian. Right, So I get to my
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cart and it says four large pizzas, four large pepperoni pizzas,
and two large Hawaiian pizzas. So the four up at
the top it doesn't say cheese. It just says four
large pizzas. So I'm like, did I do it wrong?
Because the picture has mushrooms and sausage And I'm like, no, no,
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that's not what I want.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Please tell me the picture. So maybe it doesn't match
up with what you actually ordered.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
The other two did and I was like what in
the world. And I was like, I'm just gonna take
a chance. And I hit it and I said deliver
it to the playground, and I gave him the address
and I was like, there's no way this is going
to work.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Hey man, did you order pizza to the playground? It's
pretty rad and bro.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
And we are in the last inning of T ball,
and I look up and the pizza has arrived. Good timing,
that's what it showed up. One of the dads, who
is a tall human, had all ten pizzas stacked up
under his chin.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
He was needed them to sop up that booze.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
And he was waddling over to the picnic table to
set up for the team party. And the Astros partied
like it was nineteen ninety nine. Man, they partied hard.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Ten pizzas though made at the same time. How are
they even able to do that with the dude?
Speaker 2 (29:03):
That is another great question. How do they make ten
pizzas all at the same time. I would imagine, stay
hot and get them to you. And how do you
fit ten pizzas in your car.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
That's a lot of pizzas, A lot of pizzas in
their bigger boxes. I can yet sometimes you have two boxes.
It's a little tough. But the oven, the fact that
they can make ten at the same time is pretty impressive.
I figured they could only handle about four or five.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
And maybe they did five, and then they just stuck
them in the heater, and then they did five, and
they put them in the car and they brought him.
I don't know how they did it, but the pizza
was still hot. The pizza was good, the kids were happy,
the parents were happy. And I ordered ten pizzas and
we only had a pizza and a half left. So
it was a good estimation. Because you don't want to
be short on the team.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Party should have gone with six seven and no, that
would have been not enough. That had been one short.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Yeah, and they had cook people brought cookies. Those got devoured.
They brought snacks by the birds and bums, cheese its
and all that. Those got destroyed. They brought juice boxes.
Those got destroyed. And we wrapped up our season and
we clapped it out and we said, have a great day, astros,
We'll see you next season.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Any of the parents sneak a couple of beers in
the bottom of the cooler.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Not that I saw, No, son, don't dig that deep.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Boxes are on the top.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
You know what. They were drinking, those dirty sodas that
the Mormon wives have made popular. It's like a diet
doctor pepper, yeah, and then cream and then cream that
you put in your coffee. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Because they don't drink the Mormons. They have all these
seven brews up by Me, or these caffeinated drinks with
all kinds of different flavors and coffee. Those are popular now,
So they get creative with their sodas and their coffees. Yes, actually,
maybe they can't even have caffeine or coffee and they
have to have caffeine.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
No, some of them don't do caffeine.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
So they get all created with their sodas.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
That's why the soda has caffeine.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Some of it doesn't caffeinate decaf.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
No decaf soda.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
I don't know. There's dcaf, coffee.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
No crap. I know that there's no decaf doctor pepper.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
So then yeah, I guess they can have they can
have a little bit of caffeinated.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
But they were Hey, the women they were loving. They're like,
oh my gosh, this is so good.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
There might have been a little ad on Captain in
that one.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Oh they were saying, oh, you know what would taste
good with this would be rum or this or.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
That, and Dodd would have put a grand Monier on top. Todd,
how did you know that'd be good? Slater? You think
I haven't had that before.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
We'll take a break, we'll be right back. So Baby
Box one had a game, you know, twelve o'clock game,
and the coach says, hey, everybody be there eleven thirty
so we can get some hitting practice in the batting cage.
All right, man, well we'll go ahead and do that.
And we get there and the coach I see him.
(31:55):
He's in the batting cage and he's pitching to his kid. Right,
he's pitching and they're hitting. They're pitching, they're hitting well.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
And of course it's his kid, right. Well, they were
the first ones there, and what was gonna say? Of
course their kid's gonna get the best stuff.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
And I'm like, I tell babyyes, I'm like, hey, hustle
over to the batting cage. You can be next. Hustle up.
And because we parked out in center field, I was
like I'll be right there, and he was like, Dad,
they're not at the batting cage anymore. I'm like, what
do you mean. I walk around over there and I'm like,
sure enough or not the other teams in the batting cage.
And I go up to the coach and I'm like, hey, man,
like all right, I thought we were hitting in the
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batting cage. He goes, apparently that guy called DIBs.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
The old in person Dibbs.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
I'm like, what do you mean? He goes, yeah, I
was in there and he told me that he had it.
He had DIBs on it. I'm like, but you were
in the batting cage, right, So he goes, yeah, and
he just told me, hey, man, we had already called
DIBs on the batting cage. He goes, so I had
to get out And I'm like, no, no, you didn't
have to get out. You you were already in there.
You could have said, hey, well, when when we're done,
(32:56):
you can use it. And he goes, no, Apparently he
said that there was there's a DIBs like he called DIBs,
so they get to use.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
It, DIBs on drinking fountain.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
And I'm like, okay, well then you should have said
I've got we've got DIBs on scoring runs. They're not
allowed to score runs, he goes. He goes, I'm gonna
let it go, but I'm just ready to kick their ass.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Coach called dibbs in the parking lot. They have the
batting cage.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
What I just have never heard of another team being
able to call DIBs on the batting cage. If you're
in the batting cage, you don't have to get out,
Like they can't walk up to you and be like,
hey man, you weren't here and you couldn't hear me.
And I didn't tell you this, but I called Dibbs.
I told my kid on the way to the game, Hey,
we got DIBs on the batting cage. So that that
holds true.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
I wonder when he called Dibbs, That's what I'm saying, Like,
who did he call DIBs too? If he didn't say
it to our coach. If we're already in the batting cage,
how did he call Dibbs? Is there a sign up
sheet that we don't know about.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Maybe there is. Maybe there's something I'm missing. Maybe this
is back to the same thing at the golf Then
maybe there's it's the good old boys club where he
knows somebody and he says, hey, man, if you just
tell him that the league president told you you guys
get the batting cage. So we didn't get the batting
cage at all. No, he used the batting cage and
he went through his whole team. Who wants to hit more,
(34:14):
And I'm like, no, no, you shouldn't hit more. Once you've
gone through the whole lineup, get the hell out of there.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
So what were your kids doing the whole time?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Uh? Playing hide and go seek in the woods.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
That'll get him ready for the baseball.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Uh, hide and go seek. And they were hiding behind
trash cans. And because there's houses right by it, so
they've run hide across the street behind the trash cans.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
See, my dad would have pitched to our team, then
pitched to the other team.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
See that's a nice guy.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Yeah, all these fights that probably potentially could have happened
growing up, I never knew about him because I was
a kid, like your kids will never know about this, right,
it could have been a pretty intense situation.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
It could have been there he did huh Like, it
just seems crazy and it's not even like and see,
here's the thing. They're only seven six seven years old,
so it's not like it's a big major game. Like
it's not like we're playing for a world championship. But
to get in a fight over it would have been
a little crazy.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Well, and for you to be the mister confrontation. You
didn't go up and say when did you call Dibbs.
I'm just curious. No, I'm not a coach, I know,
but out of curiosity's sake, I would have loved to
laugh to myself if he goes, uh, yeah, there's a
voicemail line, and I called it at six am. And
as long as you say on the line, uh, Dibbs, Frank,
(35:29):
then you get the batting cage. There's there get there
any municipal batting cage, you get that day. I would
love to know where he called Dibbs.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
I would love to know also.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Because you have it has to be a legitimate way
you're calling Dibbs. You can't just call it the thin air.
So like, did he call another coach? Hey, Hey, Frank,
Hey Mike, yup Dibbs. Just if anybody asked Dibbs.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Yeah, I would. You're not playing us, I know, dude,
but I just wanted someone to know that I said Dibbs.
So when we get to this field, that we can
have the batting cage, thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Uh yeah. I told my wife last night at seven
twenty DIBs. And then your coach apparently told his wife
at like eight twenty. So out DIBs you on that one.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Yeah, he's laying in bed. Hey, honey, I got DIBs. Well, no, crap,
you're married to me. No, no, I'm talking about the batting cage.
I'm not talking about your you know I'm talking about
the batting cage. Oh okay, good, I'll write it down
so we know tomorrow when we show it we have DIBs.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Dude, I wish I was on this coaching staff. I'd
have been like, where'd you call DIBs at? How did
not one of you say that?
Speaker 2 (36:28):
No? No, I wasn't there when it went down. I
showed up after the DIBs had already been transpired and
they were already in the middle of the batting cage.
So I still ask him at that point. Here's the thing.
At seven years old, it's not worth the confrontation of
causing uproar at the Little League. You don't want to,
you know what I mean. You're trying to keep it
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fun and enjoyable for the kids. If you see, let
they see you getting upset, and they see the aggression
and the frustration, then it makes it awkward at the
Little League.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
I'm trying to not carry out the segment. But him
calling Dibbs is one thing correct, But then you guys,
not asking who'd you call DIBs to is a completely
other thing that is equally as confusing. I know you
have to say, oh cool, how did you call DIBs?
(37:25):
Did you tell your mailman who did you yell DIBs to?
Do you have proof of this? Where's your receipts? I
know he called DIBs too. You got to call it
to somebody. It's like DIBs on the front seat.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
I know you gotta call shotgun, shotgun DIBs.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Right, all right, guys, we got six ice cream combes
off DIBs. Who did he call DIBs to?
Speaker 2 (37:55):
I don't know, but our coach was very like, oh
well he respected the DIBs. No, no, why I'm not
sure why he folded to the DIBs when he was
not in on the DIBs conversation, but he did fold.
And so we called DIBs on that w and we
whooped that ass. Oh really whooped that ass. Dude.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Handshake line, Hey.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Dibbs, DIBs, dude, how about those DIBs.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Hey, coach, DIBs on the win. Huh, have a good one.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Dude, Hey, you have DIBs on that vacation. Man, the
DIBs on that vacation. Your season's over, Hadny Kane kuhn
oh Man. That was great, dude. They won. Baby Box
ritted one right down third baseline that first inning. Who
maybe the second inning. I don't know when he hit,
but yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
I should have picked him on beat the streak.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
You should have. He was great.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Instead we had Yorvin Alvarez, no hits.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Jordan, Yeah, struggle. He's on my fantasy team. He's a keeper.
We'll take a break. We'll take a break.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
We'll right back.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
We got time for one more. We gotta go.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
We do And on Fridays, I just titled everything. I said, Hey,
we had a heck of a week of shows. We
mailed this one in, and I think that may be
carried over into today. I think we mailed this one in.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
No, we didn't, because I got I got a story.
I was that physical therapy.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
If we have two straight episodes mailed in, not good
for the reason.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
No, dude, this is what do you mean? The golf's
core story was amazing, Your pizza story amazing. The batting
cage battle that was amazing.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
I feel like I should have had the guy say now,
halapenos a couple more times. I don't think I did
it justice how many times he repeated the most simple
order in the history of pizza making cheese, pizza, extra cheese,
jalapeno's ranch over you.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
I've been going to physical therapy for my little stomach issue.
You know, it's really annoying, it's stupid. I don't know
if it's working. But Titans doctor, No, I haven't known.
That's not the Titans doctor. This is physical show. This
is physical therapy. And I'm there's mostly women in there
that are, you know, in their fifties sixties that are
having you know, pelvic floor issues, pregnant women. Uh, but
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I guess there was this one dude. He was in
there on Thursday and it was his last physical therapy session. Like,
he's done, he's out, he's graduating, he's healthy, he can
go out in the world on his own. And I
have never seen someone try to flirt and try to
hook up with the physical therapists as hard as this
(40:24):
dude did, and him not get the hint that they.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Were not interested in your chili.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Man. He was like they were talking. He was like, oh, cause,
I guess there's some workout class. He's like, are you
guys gonna go to that workout class tonight? I'm thinking
about signing up.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
You think he was single?
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Or he was cheating I he was single, some of
these vabels nowadays you never know.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
And he's they're like, no, I'm probably. He goes like, oh,
come on, it'd be great if we were in the
class together. They're like, oh, I don't think I'm going tonight.
You know I gotta do this. He's like, oh, you
haven't been in like a month. I haven't seen you
in there in a month. It's like, okay, awkward, And
then they start talking. The three physical therapists they're all female,
(41:05):
and one of them is like, man, I've always wanted
to go to steeplechase and she's like, we should do
that one year, we should do that. And here comes Brosky, Well,
we got a spot.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Well, how did you say age?
Speaker 2 (41:17):
He's probably twenty eight, like sixty eight. No, okay, He's like, hey,
we got we got a spot. You guys can pull up. Well,
you're welcome to come hang out at our tenth this weekend.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
So you got some lookers at these pt classes and.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
He's and they're like, are you sure, Oh my, we
would love to have you at our tent. You know,
we got we got extra room. You guys want to
pull up, you know. I mean it's right on the infield.
It's gonna be an absolute blast. It's so fun. It's
me and my boys and we listen, we'll get you in.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
We had infield passes.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Yeah, and they're like, I don't know. Oh dude. He's like,
come on, come on just here, like, I'll give you
my number and you can just pull up to Steeplechase.
I mean, you guys said you you've always wanted to.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Go wear a little dress.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
And they're like, I just don't know if I can
go this weekend. He's like, oh, come on, I'd really
like to see you with Steeplechase.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
No, he's trying to get him in one of those
little spring dresses.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
I understand, but they're like, I don't know, you know
what I mean, I'm pretty busy on Saturday. I was
just saying, like, in the future, i'd like to go,
and he goes, well, the future is this weekend, and
I've got a spot in the infield. It's me and
like ten of my buddies.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
What is he a used car salesman?
Speaker 2 (42:26):
That he is so trying so hard, Like they don't
want to go. I'm like, they don't no, no, I'm like,
they want to go, but they don't want to go
with you. You are not the prize. They don't want
They want to go work out, but they don't want
to go to the workout class with you. Man.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
That guy couldn't sell ice to an Eskimo.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
They want to go to the steeplechase, but they don't
want to go with you. I mean he tried for
his entire hour session.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
That guy couldn't sell a drink to a drunk on Broadway, dude.
That guy couldn't sell well archburger to a person in
line in McDonald's. That guy couldn't sell window cleaning to
a skyscraper. That guy couldn't sell soccer tickets to a
(43:18):
soccer fan. That guy couldn't sell You're starting to mail
it in two dollars gas to anybody in America right now, that's.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
What we want, dude. It was an hour long of
him trying to convince them to go to the workout class.
Then he gave up on that and then for the
last wait, when is he gonna leave? It's an hour
long session.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Oh, this is painful of him cold calling.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
The twenty minutes was the workout class. Then when they
started talking about steeplechase, he spent forty minutes on them
going to steeplechase with him.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
And how many chicks are there? There three? He can't
get one bite.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Not one, And they're just like, oh, that sounds fun,
but I don't know. He's like, oh, it's gonna be
a blast. He goes and looking at the weather, it's
gonna be amazing out there the tent. It's an atmosphere
you've never experienced.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
See, he thought he's gonna take advantage of it now
that the pelvic floor is fixed.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Whatever he was rehabbing, he was he thought they wanted
to come and give him special attention outside the clinic,
and I it made me realize, I bet you the
clients hit on these chicks all the time, right, they
have to have to. But and then at the end,
this is icing on top. He's like, well, you guys,
think about it. Here, I'll write my number on this
(44:40):
post it and if you guys are gonna pull up
you let me know and you can come to our tent.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
If i'm you just take the post it crumpled up
and throw in the trash can. Don't even subject these
ladies to that.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
So he because he was out by, he was by
the front, and he wrote it on a post it
and he goes, look, I'm gonna stick it right here
on the keyboard. And he stuck it on the keyboard
of the computers. They couldn't miss it. He goes. He goes,
all right, I hope to see you guys on Saturday. Really,
thank you guys for the physical therapy. I feel so
much better. And uh, don't forget steeple Chase on Saturday.
And he walked out. You look over at him. Nobody's
(45:13):
calling that number.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
You know what I'm saying. No.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
I looked down him. I said, hey, you mind if
I get that number? It was it was so awkward, dude,
it was it was just like these girls were trying
so nice, yeah, because it joys and he just was not, No, man,
it's so much fun. It's me and my buddies and
you know we got this, Oh my god, for an
(45:40):
hour dude or forty minutes I heard about steel Chase
him and his buddies in the infield, and how great
it was gonna be. It was a hell of a weekend. Man.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
It was nice though. Sunwise, oh man, it's beautiful. Well,
we didn't leave the country. We had steaks, we had pizza.
We had our friend Jess pull up. She's got a
golf cart. She just rolls up right in the backyard,
in the grass, and the golf cart doesn't even have
to walk anymore. No, no, no clubs included. I live
in a golf cart community, not on a golf course.
(46:10):
Everybody just drives their golf carts around.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
I got a question, when did this become a thing?
Speaker 1 (46:14):
I don't know. Is it yours too?
Speaker 2 (46:16):
I'm gonna tell you what this weekend. I swear to you.
It was this weekend. Walking the dog, me and my
one of my kids, we saw three different golf carts
and I was like, when did this happen? Yeah, like
when all of a sudden people buy golf carts just
to drive around the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
Oh, oh, Ari Baser, it would be so fun if
we got one.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Oh my god, Like, what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Like? So say I take the night off from drinking,
and then you're just gonna drink some margarita's. I'm gonna
drive you for what two loops around the neighborhood, and
then we just pull back inside the garage and charge it.
The one cool thing I've seen is Jess rolled up
in our backyard in her golf cart. That was cool
because then she's able to go to her mom's house
(46:56):
because she can cut through our yard and go to
her mom's duplex. That is the one reason to get
a golf cart. These people that just do loops around
my neighborhood, they've lost it. How is that fun?
Speaker 2 (47:07):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Look at that yard. Oh my gosh, Sarah planeted her flowers.
All they're blooming. We're just gonna do a double loop
on a Friday night and you have a margarita. Well,
i'm your DD. I'll pass. Oh make sure you charge it, right, glad,
We got it. I'll park both cars outside so both
of them can get wet. Golf cart can stay inside though.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
Gotta keep that golf cart out of the sun. Don't
want it to fade, you know what I mean? Hey,
did you charge the golf cart? Here we go, dude,
it's a thing I don't know. And it was just
like I was like this happened overnight.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
Oh and Jess said she only paid ten thousand of
for hers only.
Speaker 4 (47:46):
Jesus, just like, if we're getting one, it's gonna barely
be hanging on with the smallest lithium charge you've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
I'm not spending ten on not even an actual vehicle.
I would say my car's worth two thousand. Yeah, Oh
that was a good purchase, Jess. Oh, ten thousand, just
a couple of loops around the neighborhood. Carry your dog?
Speaker 2 (48:11):
Can you drive it down sixty five? No? Oh okay?
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Can you carry anything with it?
Speaker 2 (48:16):
Nope? Can you pull something? No?
Speaker 1 (48:19):
No, no. So it just goes like ten miles an hour,
and just like we're around the neighborhood and that's it. Yep, yep, yep.
Can you dig anything with it? Can you?
Speaker 2 (48:31):
Can you take it to the beach?
Speaker 1 (48:32):
Pull anything out of the ground with it? So it
just is just moves you around the neighborhood instead of
running it.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
Instead of walking the neighborhood. Wow, so you save a
whole three minutes. Oh can all five of us fit
on there?
Speaker 1 (48:44):
Oh? Only two? Oh? Got it.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
Yeah, dang, yeah, and I worked ten thousand. Hey you
have a great bunday, guys, we're out.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
Jess was pretty funny. I was in my back swing,
chipping off the deck and she goes, hey, yum me,
you'll get all your balls, Like she's going to go
under golf drove out and got them and she's going
to drive out in her golf cart and collect my
balls at the pitching green.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
That's actually not bad.
Speaker 1 (49:08):
I was like, maybe we need to get a golf cart.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
That's actually that's actually worth it. You don't have to
walk the hundred yards.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
That's that's probably worth one hundred and fifteen yards. Oh sorry,
that was the joke. She was going to drive fifteen
yards and just.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
Grab probably worth it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got one
on Monday. We don't even talk about Raybe and we're
seeing the day. Man.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
We'll see you guys later. I gotta go, yeah, yeah,
so yeah, see you truckers.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
Did you see that?
Speaker 1 (49:34):
Man?
Speaker 2 (49:34):
No, I gotta go though, Yeah, I don't know. Let's go.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
Traffic's getting bad.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
I gotta commute. Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 1 (49:39):
I could see a building right now, A lot of
golf carts out there.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Yeah,
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