Why Is Ray Mad at Former NFL Player Matt Overton?

In this episode Lunchbox reveals all the scams he's fallen for when it comes to Bill Self and how stressed out he is with what's going on with Kansas Basketball! Ray is tired of people being idiots and wants start thinking logically so you don't look dumb. Grocery Store Stories returns with balloon guy and Ray being stalked by to girls that caused him to run out of the store. Plus there was a tweet that took Lunchbox back to childhood and we read some emails from Sore Losers Nation. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
That I am stressed out. I'm stressed out today. People
have been sending me things. I don't want to see
that stuff. And then I look it up and I'm like,
oh my gosh, he's really leaving. Bill sep Self is retiring.
Because Bill Self came out after the game. He's like, look,
I'm gonna go back. I'm gonna talk to my family,

(00:27):
talk to my doctors because he's had health issues. And listen,
when you have health issues and you've made so many
millions of dollars, why would you put yourself through the
rigors of coaching and the stress level of recruiting over
and over. At some point you do have to walk
away and enjoy that money you've made, enjoy the life
you've built, enjoy your family. But my goodness, if I

(00:52):
didn't have a buddy texted me this morning like, oh
my gosh, who you guys gonna go get? And it's
a text saying Bill Self is gonna announce his retirement.
I look parody account and I said there's no other sources,
and then I look an hour later, sources Bill Self
announcing his retirement later today. Self will be stepping away
after twenty three seasons. At Kansas. I'm like, no, John

(01:15):
Rostein is saying it, it must be true. He's a
sideline reporter for CBS, and then I send it to
him and I'm like, f my life, I hate it,
and then I go click on it. Parody account not real.
Calm down, He's not going anywhere. So I don't know
what is happening with Bill self, but all these rumblings
have me very, very nervous.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
I take back saying that he looked like a nutless monkey.
If he does retire, I know he's friends with.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
You, He's not friends with me. I wish he was
friends with me. I wish I could sit him down
and be like, yo, Bill, you still have that fire
in your heart. You have won two national titles. You
are an amazing coach. This roster we had this year
was not that great. Bob Peterson one player, one player.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
He was Kobe on the court. Eh, he was not Code.
He was more like.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Anthony Davis on the court. Heart every game.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
I haven't seen a player glide like that since Jordan Stop.
And if you're a kid out there, just look at
tape from Darren Peterson. It was almost as if a
hockey player didn't have a pucker stick and had a
basketball player, didn't have a basketball.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
That guy floated. I'm not sure he ever dunked the basketball.
Wasn't Bill for it.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
He's six' six and you said he. GLIDED i didn't
see him glide through the. Air but that's not what we're.
Here we're not here to talk about what season he.
Had he said he had some mental and physical. Struggles
it's a lot of. Pressure all those people talking about.
You he's eighteen years. OLD i understand, It BUT i
am talking About bill, self all these. Reports i'm the

(02:50):
emotional roller COASTER i have been on this. Morning oh
it's been.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Rough we Need, Bill we Need. BILL i don't care
that nutless. Monkey why he has no.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Courage he couldn't even make The sweet.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Sixteen four years in a, row we haven't made The sweet.
Sixteen it's been a rough. Go one time we were
a number one seed and we got knocked out in
the second. Round but that's when he missed the tournament
because he had heard.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Issues he was a little bit of my college. Years
they were always good, then and THEN i predicted the.
YEAR i believe in twenty twenty one ish that they're
gonna win the, championship and they.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Did so that's why you mean the year that we
had a bouquet and we Had Devon dotson and we
were gonna win the national title and then instead we
had to turn to coin flip madness because there was
a pandemic and they shut the tournament. Down we were
the number one overall. Seed we were the best team

(03:46):
in the, country and he would have won the national.
Title but a couple of years, later, Oh Chaia baji
And Christian, brown we won the national, title and he
pointed To Devon dotson in the. Stands he, goes that
should have been, you, guys that should have been, you.
GUYS i want him back on the sidelines next. Year
we Need. Bill we Need.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Bill our podcast numbers have got to be. Dipping we're
not even the best podcast on our. Feed, no there
is no other podcast on our. Feed if you go
to our feed right, now it's disappeared that other one is. Gone,
Well baser thought we got.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Hacked, YEAH i. KNOW i got a couple of messages, going, hey,
GUYS i think you posted this wrong or someone's posting
on your. Feed did you guys forget to pay Your,
bill AND i was, Like, BILL i guess they assumed
that you have to pay for your podcast. FEED i
don't know how that works the company does.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
THAT i think they just see what people. Like, man
you want to see some guys, wrestling you? Know do
you want to hear some makeup chicks? Talk you want
to hear women feeling themselves and changing themselves came out?
Wrong you want to Hear morgan taking something personally to the.
Face you, know that's stuff like.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
That what are you? Into abby comes out with.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
One, NO i don't Think abby has anything to say
life with A. Arnold that would be her side of the,
story not Just arnold, Partying arnold standing out to Lay
abby being a mean. Girlfriend, instead it'd be her side
of this, Stuff.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Arnold's sleeping, in Why abby gets up and makes? BREAKFAST i, mean,
yeah that would be Different arnold And.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Abby and it's just, like Does abby even know the
stories About arnold or do? WE i? Do sometimes we
go off on the legend Of arnold And abby has
grown so. MUCH i don't know If abby's up to
date with.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
It, YEAH i don't think she pays. Attention she hasn't
really been listening to the. POD i don't, think BUT
i have no. Idea but, Yeah so that's What i've
been going through. Today it's been a up and, down
emotional day and we're not even in the tournament, anymore
And i'm stressed.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Out AND i had people on the cruise ships say they, said,
OH i love you guys podcast following along With Lunchbox's,
life AND i, said what about my? Life but those
WERE i would get compliments like. That SO i think
people that listen to one of the big tree of
The Bobby Bone, show they listen to The Bobby Bone,
show and they also partake in the side the big

(06:07):
show you they also partake in the side stuff as.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Well except For joshua doesn't like our. Format he, says
ALL i hear is About lunchbox and Not. RAY i
THINK i may have to give up on you. GUYS
i really liked you, guys BUT i think you guys
are a sinking. Ship got to complain about the. Show
not even From twitter Or, Facebook it's from. Me, okay go,
ahead we'll do it after the.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Break we're not going to.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Break we've only been talking for six, minutes.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
SO i JUST i don't know, why BUT i have
to say.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
It so when you were telling your, stories which are,
fine which story kid?

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Talk let's just throw that out. There oh there's a
lot of kid. TALK i, mean kids have a lot
to you, know talk, about.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
And i'm fully. INVESTED i don't need my own. KIDS
i hear about enough of it at, work So i'm.
Good i'm good on. Kids i'm never gonna have kids
BECAUSE i hear everything about the. Kids BUT i will say,
this when you broke down the times of their, practices
that's What i'm. Out my Name's, ben AND i and
in and my Name's.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Paul that's up to.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Y'ALL i don't think that our listeners thought that was
interesting BECAUSE i was so bored when you were saying
te ball at, ten basketball at, two bad soccer at.
Six when you're breaking down the literal times of their,
practices don't bring your responsibilities to this. PODCAST i didn't
tell YOU i had a lawn guy. COMING i didn't

(07:23):
tell you THAT i had a fertilizing guy come the
same day as the lawn. GUY i didn't tell you
that we had a fire alarm issue at the house
and baser couldn't work for two hours because the fire
alarms were going off at seven. Am, well tell me
what happened with the fire? Alarm so it's.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
CRAZY i.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Guess they said that the fire alarms they installed in
like three, houses not that they were, faulty but they
all kind of started to go out at the same.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Time and our house was two years.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Ago so he, said in the last, month he's replaced
this whole batch of, houses this electric, company the fire
alarms that they. Did And i'm, like, well did the
battery just run? Out but he used the word, Faulty
So i'm, like is there faulty? Wiring but he was
just saying they all kind of started to die at
the same. Time not a. Problem BUT i wasn't at,

(08:13):
home and we have a fire alarm that's twenty feet
up in the very peak of our. House this might
be a dumb. Question, yeah when the fire alarm goes,
off does it alert the fire? Department, no because they never.
Came so what is the purpose of the fire? Alarm
but my father in, Law phil is a firefighter.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Chief MAYBE i assume it's to wake you up and
then you call the, cops and then you call the fire.
Department there's probably advanced systems that will ours does not
BECAUSE i know when that battery does start, beeping it's
very hard to get anything.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
DONE i Told baser go. Headphones why can you not
go ear? Muffs but she, said don't with. ME i
dealt with it for two. Hours, okay was probably Driving pablo.
Crazy Piper pablo's in. Heaven Oh pablo is the dead.
One and so she actually took this. Video CAN i hear?
It please tell? Me so it was after the two

(09:12):
hours of fire. Alarms here is the, Cat ohia Pipe.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Philia it's been a.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
DAY i don't hear the fire. Alarm are you giving?

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Up that is the.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Cat after the fire, alarm she was just hanging off
the couch and she had no words for the ring
in her. Ears but, no we didn't capture the audio
of and Then beazer said they would, stop and then

(09:53):
they'd start back. Up and at one point it was.
One and there were times that it was every fire
alarm in the entire, house which there's.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Eight so why didn't she just take them off the
wall and throw them out of the.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
House some of them you can't.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Reach got a. Ladder she's thinking about calling her. Dad
he lives right by.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
There she called her dad and he, said did it happen?
Once and she said, yes and he, said if it happens,
again then we'll do. Something and it happened. Again so
then they called the electric. Company but those guys came
and they got lickety. Split they were in and out
in about ten.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Minutes so you're telling me they're about as fast as
the fire.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Department they came in and they oil changed every fire
alarm in the entire house in about ten, minutes two of.
Them and they had double. Ladders they were all over,
you the one guy. LAUGHING i, mean they were in great.
Spirits they were good at what they. Do and that's
why you call. Experts that's Why baser doesn't go up
there and mess with the. Wiring call them. In don't
even know what they. Did it would have helped for the.

(10:49):
Story did they bring in new boxes and put new
ones in or do they just? REWIRE i was so.
Tired it's gonna be a common. THEME i, Said i'm
no longer going to do the podcast. Tired i've gone against.
That AND i also, Said i'm going to ask people
questions when they make repairs so that in the, future
SAY i don't have any. MONEY i can make the

(11:09):
repairs on my. OWN i don't know what they. DID
i have no idea what they came and. Did so
the next time the alarms go, off we're gonna, say,
hey let's go call those guys again for two hundred
dollars BECAUSE i don't know what they.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
DID i think they want to keep it that, way
so that way they still get the. Call if they
tell you the, secrets then they will never be called back.
Out it's like one TIME i needed a, plumber the, uh.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
WELL i got you some butt. CRACK i don't need butt.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
CRACK i just needed a.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Plumber truckers are good. Plumbers they.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Do they act like, plumbers but they drive a. Truck
they walk around with like a. Plumber they wear their
pants like a. Plumber they hang out in bathrooms like a.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Plumber that's.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Right they hang out at the gas, station and they
take a shower like a.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Plumber if there's one person that knows what it's like
being a, plumber it would be a truck driver who's
always in the bathroom and always using the.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Pipes, ah they're gonna do the horn one more TELL
i mean.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Flood can you imagine that the entire time they're on the,
road that's all they. Do stop at a gas, station,
shlit drive another six, hours, shlit drink some. Coffee stop
it a flying, jay blow it. Up go to a
another gas, station a shell this time A BUCkies A. Bucky,
oh they can. Know they don't take. Diesels they don't take. Trucks,

(12:29):
yeah the signs all, over that's what buckets is known.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
For they don't take. Trucks that is so.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Rude it's pretty awesome when you're in a, car but
then you're, like, wait so if these semis they are
not allowed to pull in the parking.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
LOT i had no idea to.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Anyone you go.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
To there's signs all around at no semi, trucks no semi,
trucks scud.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Truckers they're some of the most important drivers on the,
road is the truck. Drivers they need to be fed
and nourished with all. That What i've been told is
Amazing BUCkies.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Food so the truck buck drivers end up having to
go to some of these run down type, places say
not naming, them but they're a little outdated and, stuff
and that they got a shlit and sometimes the pipes
are backed up in. Stuff they're not. New wow, right
some of those old conduits for moving the shlit you,
know the pipes ain't as, fresh not as.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Brassy that is absolutely mind. Blowing that's the.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Thing you're not going to see a lizard at A
BUCkies because there ain't no. Truckers lizards hang right up
heading to my, House Flying, jay there's lizards and there's
about eighteen trucks every morning THAT i.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Passed, question are farmers allowed at The?

Speaker 2 (13:38):
BUCkies i'm guessing it says Semis so, yeah, farmers all
that would be. Allowed they just don't want all the
tay probably don't even SELL theirk type of gas to
keep them out of.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
There what about fire? Trucks are they? Allowed are the
firemen allowed at The BUCkies that they pull up in
the fire red?

Speaker 2 (13:55):
TRUCK i think with the, firemen it's one of those,
hey thank you for your, service come on. In that's
why they put on the sign semi.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
So hr people are definitely welcome because they drive a regular.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Car. Wow so there you.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Go anyway back to my. Story right TIME i go.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
To, bucke's get that sandwich has got the cheddar cheese
on it with a little bit of barbecue.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
SAUCE i think they call it the.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Smash never been so maybe one day WHEN i go
BUT i called a plumber because the bathroom faucet was
leaking in the. Shower and he's in there And i'm,
like so what do we think it?

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Is?

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Man and he's answering, questions answering, questions And i'm, like, oh,
man that's. Cool you, know just trying to trying to,
learn like you, said learn what they are, doing so
maybe you can fix it. Yourself the next.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
TIME i think you knew what it, was Log.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Jim i'm just trying to figure out why how to fix,
It like does it just need a little rubber? Piece
is it the whole faucet need to? Replace how do
you determine?

Speaker 3 (14:53):
It he's, like the water's.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Brown i'll give you one, guess.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
There's a little, corrosion blah blah.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Blah i'm gonna do. This i'm gonna do. That and
Then i'm all.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Right he fixes it all, up walk out and he's
taking my payment AND i pay him and he goes and.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Next, time.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
There's no. Questions oh he hit you with, That AND i, said,
Oh i'm, sorry And he, GOES i am a master,
plumber AND i don't need you standing over me and
trying to ask, questions LIKE i don't know What i'm.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Doing is this serious right?

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Now dead?

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Serious he, goes as a master PLUMBER i have EARNED
i guess it's called a master. PLUMBER i think that's
what they called, him he called.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Himself, yeah you're also a master.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Er, yeah and he was, like SO i have reached
this level of accreditation or something like that THAT i
don't need questions to be asked of my. Work if
you want a plumber that you're gonna ask questions, To
i'm not your, guy AND i won't work for you.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Again oh, thanks smell you.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Later so just so you, know next, time IF i
come to work, here there's no, questions no questions.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Here quack, quack but.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
QUACK i, said, hey do you know what a belt?
Is he, SAID i, said no more. Questions and so
guess how many TIMES i hired that guy? Again? Zero
haven't heard from him, since.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Sir do you think it was in the? PIPING a
crack a butt. Crack we'll take a, break we'll be right. Back.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Yeah, Also i'm. Worried CAN i tell you Who i'm worried. About,
yeah batter's. Box i'm starting to.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Worry what if everybody that's a batter's box here?

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Cte then he might HAVE cte from getting a hit
in the face with the baseball in high. School he
dove for a ground. Ball it took a bad, hop
bounced right, back hit him in the. Mouth Coach lejoe told, Him, oh,
yeah it's just a little bruised and you'll be sore
a little, bit but you should be. Fine two days,
later he still couldn't. Eat he had to go get

(17:02):
his mouth wired shut as a broken. Jaw so the
athletic trainer kind of let him down on, that AND
i think we didn't investigate if he had a concussion or.
Not and he might HAVE cte because every time he
calls me, now he's always, like you're doing the. Pod
you're doing the. Pod i'll call you. BACK i can

(17:23):
tell you're doing the. POD i can hear ray in the.
Background you're doing the.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Pod we don't do it On.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Tuesday like, Yesterday i'm eating lunch in my living room
and he. Calls i'm, like what, Up and he's, like what.
Up i'm just eating. Lunch he, goes, no you're. Not
you're doing the pod Like i'm not doing the.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Pod and that that's the that's the thing that is
a self self, centered that is self, loving that is uh. Paranoia, no, no, no,
no no, no he's that vain that he thinks we're always
having him on the.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
Pod, Listen Batter's, box you're not pod.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Boy, yeah we know you're not ready for the. Pod
football season is not. Here you don't have anything interesting to.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Say if we are talking forty nine, ers we'll go
to your forty nine ers.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Beat but that's all we need you.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
For, yeah we don't need you for everyday. Conversation hey,
man what's going? On what's going on the the. Paranoia
i'm not out to get. You i'm not out to
put you on the pod every. Day, Hey Batters, Box
december twenty, sixth have your phone. Ready we'll call you
because we need you to fill. In, yeah that's when
it's a vacation time and we do The Box Family.

(18:33):
Pod when we're up in your old, room we sit
around the pall patrol table and we. Chat we would
love to have you on the. Pod then that was
a good. One that was a good.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
One, man it was.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Good you were talking a little, softball volleyball.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Running we did talk cross country.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Today.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Man kids were at the. Door you told them not
to come.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
In or let me, in let me. IN i, mean
that was.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
FUNNY i like when the kids did that because that's
exactly the kind of stuff we would, do like when
we were. Kids like that was great to see them
growing into the role that we used to. Do phenomenal
disorder In. Mayhem that's exactly how we lived our life.
Like we would do things like, that bang on the,
Door mom and dad, say don't come, in LIKE i

(19:15):
will never. FORGET i still haven't fixed. IT i think
it was Around christmas time and my mom and dad
or my mom's in her room With, susan not doing
anything like, that and they're wrapping.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Presents pause, continue and they.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Said whatever you, do do not come in this. Room
and we, said, okay, well the only problem Is aj
started throwing up AND i started banging on the. Door my, Mo, Ma, Ma, Ma,
mom AND i started Throwing we told you not to
come in the, room AND i, said But AJ's throwing.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Up oh, oh, okay come in the. Room. Mom i've
never used this word, before But AJ's been throwing. Up he's.
Puking he's.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Puking and then they came running out of the, room
and SO i was, like, oh my, GOSH i didn't.
Know it was one of those moments where you had
to disobey your, parents but at the same time it
was like they still yelled at you because they thought
you were doing something. Wrong hey, Mom, mom don't come.
IN i told close the. Door But AJ's throwing. Up oh,

(20:23):
oh where is?

Speaker 2 (20:23):
He? WELL i told him to go in the.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Bathroom he pewed in he puked in my sister's.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Room that was a bad, night. MAN i remember that.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Those christmas days are awesome when you got to trap
yourself in a.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Room now it's, uh why.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Was baser was?

Speaker 3 (20:37):
There?

Speaker 2 (20:37):
OH i guess it Was. Thanksgiving we me and my
sister were putting together some. Stuff we, said don't come
in this room For bazer's. Birthday we were celebrating the next.
Day she my sister comes down muffy Around. Thanksgiving it
Was thanksgiving, time but trapping were putting. Together it was
this big. Sign my sister got ON. TIMU i, go
what is? Tim can someone tell me discounted anything you? Want?

(21:00):
Okay but sometimes it stuff is hard to put, together
and on the last one time got. It So muffy
brings a sign AND i, Go, MUFFY i usually get a,
balloon a card and a. SMILE i, said this is
taking more than a couple of. Minutes we put this
sign together for a good hour of an hour THAT
i didn't have and it just brought back. Memories we're,

(21:21):
like don't come in yet.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
For an, hour we're, gluing 're.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Taping it said something you're a little you're a little teeny,
older have a. Martini it was a great, sign but
it was each individual letter hung on ribbon and then
it hangs on your island counter and it's.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Massive it's three of those. TVs that's.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Huge, yeah AND i, Go, muffy never, Again let's just
write it on a poster board something. Quick and then
it was. Crooked oh, yeah but that the ruler and
Measure you Couldn't it reminded me it was me and
your mom yet the.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Puking but speaking of, BALLOONS i forgot to tell you.
This When Baby box two was turning six a couple
of weeks, AGO i had to stop by the grocery
store and get a number six balloon because he was turning.
Six so when he wakes up in the, morning he
comes into the, kitchen there would be a number six.
Balloon because you don't want to wait till he comes
home from. School you want him to, Celebrate you want

(22:23):
him to be excited right when he wakes.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
UP i did it before the big.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Show, NO i did it at, night because it's the night.
Before it was A wednesday. Night he turned six on A,
thursday AND i was on my way to the soccer,
game AND i had thirty minutes to get to the soccer,
game and it was a fifteen minute. Drive no.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
TIMES i know you love a. Timeline, NO i love a,
timeline just not when it's kids. Practices and you give
me three different.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Times, well this is not a kid's, practice this is
a kid's.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Birthday what you may, Proceed thank, you your. Honor no,
objection no, objection you, sustained. SUSTAINED i go in there
AND i get a six. Balloon THEN i get another
one that's his happy. Birthday And i'm sitting there at
the little counter and there's no one, there no one,

(23:11):
There SO i walk over to customer. Service where were
you At? Hollywood no is at a grocery. Store Frederick's Hollywood.
NO i was the one we got down. Here it's, Right
Frederick's Hollywood. No it's called right next To Deja. VU i, know, Hustler,
Hustler Hollywood. HUSTLER i think it's what it's. Called and

(23:33):
SO i go AND i go to the customer. Service i'm, like,
hey CAN i get some help blowing these balloons?

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Up and That i'll help you. Blow this was the
weirdest part they.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Go they, go, yeah one, second so let me be
right over, there and they get on the pap someone
from produce to the floral, department please to help blow up.
Balloons someone from produce get ready to. BLOW i, said,
Really produce is the. Blower he's the blower and also
the fruit hang. HANDLER i thought it would be someone in.
Floral you'd think floral celebration something like. That so they

(24:04):
sent the produce person over to the floral department to
is he the last blower you? Got and he comes
over AND i told you my game is in thirty.
Minutes guy or female guy whoa? Pause and, yeah he's
a fruit he's the fruit. Guy and SO i was
like all, right and he comes over it's, like, oh
how's it, going, Man i'm like, good AND i got

(24:26):
thirty minutes to get to my. Game it starts in
thirty minutes a fifteen minute, drive SO i only have
about eight minutes here to get these balloons and get
going SO i can get, there get warmed, up kind
of move around before the game sounds.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
SAFE a number six balloon floating around the car while
you're driving Through nashville. Traffic, dude it's at seven o'clock at.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Night eight o'clock at.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Night oh you're, right you're. Right traffic accidents happen only
at three. PM i know how danger it is floating
around town with those balloons.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
FLYING i understand it does block the roof, here rear view,
mirror he can't see out the. Back you got to
use the side. MIRRORS i understand what you're. Saying totally valid.
Point so he just proceeds to, Talk, oh, man whose
birthday is? It oh it's my you, know my middle.
Son he's turning six.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Tomorrow that is so. Cool my kid had a.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Wedlock and he just starts talking to me About oh,
MAN i remember my sixth, birthday and he tells me
what he got for his sixth. Birthday he, goes what
kind of toys is he getting for his? Birthday i'm, like,
oh we got him a new. Bike you, know his
little his bike that he's riding. Now he's way too
big for. It he looks like a freaking monster on that.
Thing so he's gonna get a new. Bike that's pretty.

(25:38):
Exciting oh, man that's really exciting to get a new.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Bike.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
MAN i remember my first.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Bike and he starts talking about his first bike and
he unwraps the balloons and he has the packages And i'm,
like all, right mightna just go pay for? These he, goes, no, no,
No i'll print out a ticket for. You i'll print
out a ticket for, you. Okay and he's just, like, man, so,
uh how's your day? Going oh, man it's going. Great you,
Know i'm headed to my soccer. Game just picking up

(26:02):
these balloons real. Quick he's, like, yeah, MAN i had
a good. DAY i came into work around, three and you,
know got some stuff done earlier in the, day AND
i get off here in about thirty minutes And.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
I'm, like all, right great. Man i'm looking at the.
Clock it's been six.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Minutes how many grapefruits have you?

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Bagged and he's, like, oh you, know what color ribbon
do you want on? IT i don't, care, man they
just put a ribbon on.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
It after, This i'll take an egg.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Plant and he, goes, WELL i, mean what's your son's favorite?
Colors that's a good. Question i'm not going to knock.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Him it is a good.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Question But i'm really just trying to get you to
blow out the balloons SO i can get to my.
Game And i'm, like, oh you, know he likes this.
Color you, know he likes green and blue and you, know.
Purple he really likes all the colors in the.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Rainbow isn't this the part where you get to Blowing?

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Yeah and he's, like, oh, okay so you want me
to do a little rainbow. Combo i'm like, whatever, man
he does the. Ribbons we are now at thirteen minutes
That i've been standing there with this.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Guy let me get on.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
My knees SO i can do the ribbon.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Easier we were at thirteen, minutes so my game now
starts in seventeen.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Minutes we are all falling along with the crime pod, timeline.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
And he Just keith's continuing to talk and Finally after
sixteen minutes of me and him standing, there him, blowing me,
talking him, talking, him telling me about his, Life he's,
like And i'm starting to get. Fidgety i'm getting Like
i've got to go. Whoa AND i tried to go
check out, first you, know and just come back with my.

(27:35):
Receipt he wouldn't allow me to do. That he's, like, no,
No i'll put you a. Ticket job wasn't. Done don't you.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Worry and he's, like, oh do you want to get
a little wait for?

Speaker 1 (27:42):
It AND i was like. Yeah he, goes what color.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Weight would you?

Speaker 1 (27:44):
LIKE i don't, care, man just put it on the
balloons and he ties it all. Together he prints out
the ticket.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
And he, Goes i'm done, blowing and.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
He throws the balloon wrappers in the. Trash clean up the,
mess and he puts a hand around his. Mouth he
cups it and, goes, hey, man as he's said him and.
Think he, goes, HEY i only charged you six dollars
because it's his sixth. Birthday get. It oh my.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
Kad he, goes so make sure you go to the
self checkout or they'll.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Notice, Okay i'm gonna need that.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Address i'm, Like, wow this dude rist his, job risk his.
Job instead of me playing paying the nine dollars for
the two, balloons he gave me a three dollar. Discount
he put his job on the. Line and HERE i
was trying to rush, him trying to be, impatient trying
to be. Frustrated did he finish the? Job he finished the?

(28:43):
Job oh, Right But i'll tell you. WHAT i saw that,
kid AND i looked at. HIM i was, like, man
think You he's, like, Yeah, man that's a birthday surprise.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
There you didn't hit him with the one, question the
million dollar. Question tell me what that? Is how are
you the blower? There, like, seriously why did they get
him from? Produce if really, there it should have been
floral birthday. Celebration somebody in the meat. DEPARTMENT i don't,
know somebody it doesn't is it next to?

Speaker 1 (29:11):
It somebody from The starbucks comes over side of the
store where the produce and the flora.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Was apparently they don't talk section to section and visit
The kroger near. Me there's A. Starbucks, yeah AND i
go the one girl Got starbucks the till.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Operator, yeah AND.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
I, go, awesome you guys got the stars at a
till it's a. Cashier thanks, CASHIER i, said, awesome you
guys got to deal with The starbucks just get free.
Coffee she's, like, no we don't even get a. Deal
we have to pay full price for. It so apparently
they don't talk department at the.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Department but, YEAH i forgot to Give nathan a shout,
out like when this happened and you said balloons in
your story when you were talking about, it AND i was,
like oh my, GOD i never gave balloon guy a
shout out because he saved me three. Dollars he risked
his job SO i could save three. Dollars SO i appreciate.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
That. Nathan we'll take a. Break we'll be right. Back you,
know we haven't done in a. While grocery stores.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Stories, no but we haven't read any. Email SO i
got an Email Jo, coachers a longtime listener, here first time,
emailer loved all the cruise. Talk just figured i'd let
you know That disney cruises are definitely also for adults
and the cleanest ships you can be. On whoa bleep
That i'm thirty and my wife has to drag, me

(30:25):
had to drag me on.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Our first cruise what's his? Name but after One i'm
sold on.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Them now they got plenty of bars and adult areas
and it's pretty bad a all, right peace out, Losers.
Timothy so there you, go, man people love the cruise.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Talk is there any more add ons OR i can
give you a grocery store.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Stories i'd love to hear a grocery store.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Stories, well here is WHY i can't just go to
my Local kroger. ANYMORE i go in with my sunglasses
because it's eighty In. Nashville, yeah kept the sunny's, on very,
hot and walk by our demo apparently an eight year
old and a six year. Old oh, no and, hey
how are you?

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Doing hey? There Hey, Ray.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Hey hey, GIRLS i just keep. Walking they knew, you
they knew. Me did their mom, say hey There's?

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Ray just two, kids no parents and this is? Alert
were you done with your?

Speaker 1 (31:20):
STORY i was, done, DUDE i never. FINISHED i didn't
have a.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
STORY i read and Cruiz disney either for, adults drink
have fun mickeys There and So i'm going through the.
Store all of a, Sudden i'm on high. Alert, okay
these kids are coming for me because they weren't. Finished
they almost wanted me to stop and talk to. Them
SO i, GO i heaven forbid that you. Stop you
see a, KID a kid talk to. YOU i know

(31:44):
you're terrified of. Kids what's more scary to? You kids are?
DOGS i, SAID i listened to enough kid talk on the.
Potty i'm not doing it in real. LIFE. Irl SO
i go get My keto. STUFF i get My keto
stuff the night. Before Typically, NO i never get My
keto stuff At kroger the night before the. Pod what
is your keto?

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Stuff it's like jerky, cheese protein.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Shake got?

Speaker 3 (32:06):
It stuff that those chips you.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Eat, yep no, carbs no, sugar got. It and SO
i get My keto. Stuff. Bro As i'm walking to the,
CASHIER i see these two girls over. There he's over,
there he's over. There they weren't with their. Parents they
are signaling to their parents in the aisle WHERE i,
am and now their parents are gonna approach. Me love.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
It and So i'm.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Walking i'm, walking and thank, goodness there is an opal open.
CASHIER i go right in. THERE i checked out Lickety
split in about thirty, seconds paid for. It.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Boom it was a different type of card because we
got hacked so.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Now we're using Car no which card got?

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Hacked southwest got?

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Hacked oh? No so who knows About Companion? Pass But
i'm using the, Regions SO i use The. Regions and
As i'm, LEAVING i see the two girls are following.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Me through the.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Store and the only reason they didn't continue to follow
me IS i left the store and went to the parking.
LOT i am getting harassed at grocery store. STORIES i
can't even go in there with sunnies anymore without getting.
Recognized how does somebody recognize me in? Sunglasses i'm not
even on socials for the. Show as much as you

(33:23):
guys are my especial and seven year, old my, name
image and likeness really isn't out. There and they thought
it was so important that they had to go tell
their parents THAT i was checking.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
OUT i was about to get cornered by four. Listeners
thank GOD i got out of. There Told bazer, said
can't go to That kroger.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Anymore, man that's, tough, Dude you're living a rough.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Life man got swarmed by a country?

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Family were they?

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Nice ALL i heard was, Hey, Ray, hey AND i, waved.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
Smiled and kept. WALKING i wasn't the. Cruise they didn't
pay to Say, Hi, Sorry, SORRY i gotta, go, MAN
i got my, ketos got to get to.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Bed, Man, DUDE i did get trading pretty well in that.
Cruise you just keep Moving otherwise you have a thirty
minute conversation with somebody broadly kept moving to that. Store
but NOW i kind of feel. BAD i should have
probably said it taken a minute to ask the girls
their favorite subject in, school or.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Ask them what's their favorite thing about the sore.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Losers but to have that intuition, that oh, gosh they're
coming back To, hey AND i see. This he's over,
there he's over the BRO i was Like Garth brooks
At kroger in my, sunglasses rushed out of.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
There, Man i'm sorry your shopping experience was so. Traumatic
you just brought it up grocery store. Stories DO i
have anything from the grocery. STORE i already did my
grocery store. Story MAYBE i already told that. STORY i
don't even.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Remember my favorite thing at the grocery store now is
they don't have somebody work in the money, counter and
me And bazer will have one or two lot. Tickets
then well a couple, Okay and SO i got to
go cash them. In typically so. Frustrating we'll have some.
Winners so they think at these grocery, stores, now, oh
don't even put anybody at the money. Counter just have
somebody staying, there and then if like a couple people stand,

(35:15):
there then we'll just go over.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
There so NOW i make a point of.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
It IF i see any, Worker i'm, like, oh, Hey
i'm going over the money.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Counter i'll just be right over.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Here they're, like, okay, cool you still go stand over
there for like two minutes before somebody in bagging will
now come over clock in slipe.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
This oh are these are your?

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Tickets?

Speaker 3 (35:32):
All i'm over here at this.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Register oh, Cool i'll JUST i was randomly of this
one because nobody was at this, counter SO i just
stood next to this, one assuming that was a. Register,
Okay i'll help you over, there and then she comes
over to my. Register but it's been like three or four. Minutes,
guys what if we just put somebody at the money.
Counter because people have lottery, tickets people have, checks people
Have Western, union people need, change people need bills. Paid

(35:55):
what else do people do? There maybe that's, it, guys
put somebody at the money counter. On what do you,
know there's four people behind me because everybody avoids the
money counter because there's nobody.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
There you know why they avoid the money counter and
there's no one there when you, say, Hey i'm gonna
go to the money, counter because no one knows what
the money counter. Is it's called customer service. Counter it's
not it's the money. Area it literally says money.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Center no.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Way, yeah it's the same At.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Walmart i'm gonna have a.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Check but At walmart they have somebody.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
There at my local grocery, store if the line isn't five,
deep we don't need to put somebody.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
In you know why they have someone At walmart because
there's always someone returning. Something, well there's always a line
for returns that.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
And people are doing.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Checks And Western, Unions.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Oh i'll tell you, man that takes me back to my. Childhood.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Rob i've never heard of A Western.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Union, No i'll tell you about it right after. This,
NO i still remember now that you bring that. Up
like not being. Out we were late, mailing like the electric, bill,
right and my parents would drive me up to H
gb good, job and they would give me the check
with the bill And i'd go to the customer service

(37:04):
count and be, like, OH i just need to pay
the electric. Bill AND i THINK hgb either charges a
dollar or dollar fifty and you'd pay, them, well that'd
be a dollar dollar fifty and you give them a
dollar fifty and they would do it and they had
stable your receipt to the. Bill all, right, man you're
all good to.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
GO i remember that like it was.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Yesterday that is so wild that that's where we could
go pay our electric.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
BILL i don't know if you can still do.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
That it's all internet, now it's all. Online but that's
also where you used to pay for betting before it
was legal in The United, states when you Had bovada
and all. That, oh you would have to send It Western.
Union you would have to send me In South, beach
would go to The walmart next In San, Marcos, texas
and we'd get A Western union and it would be

(37:48):
some fake lady's name from The Dominican. Republic and then
you would write all the information, down give it to
the person and they enter it all in and then
that's how it sends to the sports. Book and then
the sportsbook confirms that they got Your Western union and
the money went through but the name was always, like
let's just make up a. Name let's just say because
it's got to be from The Dominican, Republic so it'd

(38:10):
be Like janita Hawk, as got. It and the lady
would be, like do you know Of Juanita? Hawkes and
then that's when you realize, like, oh this probably isn't
like totally illgal and you'd be, like oh, yeah yeah.
Yeah they're, like what is her relation to? You and
all they would see Is Dominican, Republic Juanita hawkes and
me And South beach would be, like, oh it's it's his.

(38:32):
Stepmom we're just sending some money over there for and
the lady's, like, huh four hundred dollars To Waneda hawkas
and in The Dominican, republic this is her. Address and
the address was always like South By southwest twenty First,
avenue Second, street, third so, fake but it was able
to register and go through on the sports book and we're, like, yeah,
yeah she lives near the ocean over.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
There it's it's hard to get to her.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Place but the person At walmart was, like this is
the fakest Thing i've ever. Seen these guys say their
stepmom Is Juanita hakes In dominican, rich The Dominican rebublic
her money and we're, like, Yeah i'm just trying to
help her.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
OUT i, mean those are the. Days remember, That like
it was yesterday.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
And then and THEN i saw it was funny IS
i saw a tweet yesterday that reminded me of the childhood,
also BECAUSE i, MEAN i did not mean to go. Here, no,
NO i don't know you're gonna go paying about.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
The bills and all.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
That, no, no, no don't. Apologize. Man you didn't think
we're gonna talk about lot of lizards. Today but guess,
what truck, drivers we. Did truck, Drivers we're not gonna
leave your women. Out don't you.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Worry we got.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
You you didn't think that we're gonna be talking about
you fixing the plumbing because you guys always, plucking always.
Up you didn't think we were gonna be talking about
you sitting on a toilet, today did. You?

Speaker 3 (39:48):
Truckers, man those guys can blow up a.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
TOILET i think they can all blow up a. Toy
that redheaded guy here at work and blow up a.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Toilet, NO i just think the, truckers because they're holding
it for twelve, hours and then it's like ship through
a tin can, man once they get in those flying.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Js, no here it.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Is here's the tweet THAT i saw. Yesterday, man where
the hell is? It oh my. Gosh Now i'm, like,
OH i know where it. IS i got it. That
it made me laugh out loud and made me go
back to being at my house as a, kid AND
i feel LIKE i did this every single.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Day let me see IF i laugh out.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Loud, OKAY i don't know if you're gonna laugh or
if you're gonna relate or what did your mom have a? Job,
No i'm asking did your mom have a job when
you're a?

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Kid?

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Dude that was fucking. Funny show me that? Mean, no, no,
no let me send that to my.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Friends that's not.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
What i'm laughing. At if your mom did not work
and you were not at home without your, mom you're
not going to relate to.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
This sometimes she was in and out of, jobs, okay
because she was, like, okay three kids are a. Lot, oh,
okay three kids aren't a, LOT i can get a. Job,
okay three kids at a job are a. Lot.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
Okay she would do so many different random, things but
it was in and out of while three kids are a.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Lot, Yeah Lil rico On twitter, said ain't no. Way
we used to call our mom's job every thirty minutes
requesting to speak to. Her and that is so.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
True it is so. TRUE i can visualize it.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Now When batter's box is doing something to, ME i would,
Call CAN i speak to my?

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Mom hold?

Speaker 1 (41:30):
On, Yes, mom he's being mean to. Me he put,
me he tried to throw me in the. Hamper let
me talk to your. Brother oh my, gosh he was doing,
it but he threw a tennis ball at, me SO
i put him in the.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Hamper would you guys just leave each other?

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Alone all?

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Right?

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Bye twenty minutes, later Call, cat.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Talk to my. Mom. Mom CAN i go over To justin's? House?

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Yeah just go over To Justin's it doesn't, matter all right.
BYE i mean we called our mom all the. Time
where at?

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Job?

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Where, well she worked AT usa, today her And, diane
and we had to call. That she worked at a construction.
Company she was a. Receptionist she'd call and talk to.
Her i'm, working, guys, LIKE i don't have time to
deal with this right. Now can we talk about it
WHEN i get?

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Home, No, Mom sarah's being so mean to me so.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Hilarious this tweet made me go back to how many
times we called our mom in a.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Day. Unbelievable, YEAH i get, IT i definitely get. It
but my mom some of her jobs were like she
was a, babysitter so like there'd be ten neighbor kids
at our, house so she was already at. Home and
then another one was where she did craft class after,
school but we were with, her, Ah and the the
other one was she owned a craft, business but we
were pretty much with. Her we would never just go.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Home that's the.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Thing you were allowed to be home. ALONE i don't
THINK i was allowed to be home alone UNIL i
was a senior in high. School.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Yeah AND i think one of them Was Sherman mooring
or something like a carpet cleaning company that she worked.
FOR i mean would call all the. Time NOW i
understand you just call your mom and your cell phone
so you don't have to, call but we would call
whoever answered the. Phone CAN i talk to my mom
and they've been hold? On, hey your son's online, too or?
WHATEVER i, mean we drove them. Nuts how how people

(43:17):
got work done because we flooded their. Lines there's no
way they could get business because the kids were calling
every twenty.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Minutes we would call my dad and they secretary would,
say it's your, kids and my dad would still answer
like we were a.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Client this Is Dave. Dad, Hey, dad it's it's your.
Kids It's. Ray, yeah it's it's Baby.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Ray so we were just wondering when we have to
water all the trees with you today and plant the.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Trees, Okay i'll talk to you guys.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Later.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
Mom why's dad talking to us like we're?

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Loggers? Dude he would still answer the phone like he
was talking to, loggers even though he knew it was.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Us so we're, Like, dad we know it's, you we
asked for.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
You it just made me, Laugh. DUDE i saw that
tweet AND i was, LIKE i relate to that so freaking.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Much. Dude the cell it wasn't, cells but the phones
in the house ran our. LIVES i, mean getting calls
from friends calling your, parents prank. Calling the only way
you could get a hold of your friend is if
you called them on their. Phone how did they answer their?

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Phone they were actually in their?

Speaker 1 (44:16):
House, yeah how did they or did you you left
a message on their answering.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Machine, NOW i think, people for the most, part you
were within earshot of the, phone because it's not like
you would call a friend like, now we don't even
answer the phones and they're on. Us back, then if
you called somebody's, house most likely somebody was going to.
Answer it never went. Unanswered it was always called somebody
in that. Answer you're, right that's so, weird, man that was.

(44:44):
Weird that's a good trip down memory. Lane.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Maneez all, right and before we, GO i just want to, say,
uh that big breaking? News you want breaking?

Speaker 2 (44:51):
News?

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Yeah CAN i have a? Clip do you have a
breaking news?

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Upbeat? Yeah congratulations Cousin, andrew welcome to his first child
into this world. Yesterday him and his wife are doing.
Great baby is healthy and they are now officially mom and.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Dad does he listen to the Pod he listens to
the pod. Man, Also, uh.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
You're not saying the. SEX i don't know.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
If the sex is out, there, man.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
That's up to.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Him would be able to connect the dots are.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Fine it's a. Boy it's a baby.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Boy in my, family there are only there's only one.
Girl there's about twelve kids and only one. Girl can
we get a.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Name name has not been. Released, ray It's Judge hammer
And Hank. Ray it's The Big Dumper Andre. Dawson, ray
It's Elie Dela cruz looks just like.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Him Craig bigio is his. NAME i don't know what
the name. Is he hadn't released it, yet but very
happy for. Them, exciting exciting. News.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Ray they named him Terryk terryek Schoo.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Ball they were full.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Term would have been, today but yesterday morning she woke
up about five, am felt the. Contractions they already had
their bags. Packed they headed to the hospital and it
was an all day, adventure and around probably seven pm
last night they rounded third, base coming for home and
we had a successful delivery of a. Baby same draft

(46:34):
class as As Darren, Peterson.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Billy, Bones, bro don't you like any kids that are
kind of born around the same time will always be
the same age the rest of their. Life so you're
what is, it. Cousin cousin's kid will always be the
same age as bones, kid same draft, class same draft.
Class LIKE i won't have the same draft class as
you BECAUSE i don't have a kid right, Now but

(46:59):
so anybody else in the, NEWS i Think Luke combe
just had a, kid same.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Draft, class same draft.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
Class, yeah so it's something to think about.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Anybody else to have a kid. Lately CAN i go on.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
A rampage or a tangent real?

Speaker 2 (47:10):
Quick?

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Yeah go, ahead, Man why are you telling you about?
This ow to save?

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Time, no it's, Small so it's about. Kids SO i
just saw somebody Post Matt. Overton he, said can't believe
my daughter is six years?

Speaker 3 (47:21):
Old same draft class as my. Kid there we, go
brought it back.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Around but the thing about it is, This LIKE i
get you can just say it's can't believe it's six
years but think about, LIKE i can't believe we moved
here thirteen years, ago, Correct but if you actually break it,
down when you and me used to live, together THEN
i lived, downtown THEN i lived on The West, side
then NOW i live in the. Country, bro it seems

(47:48):
like an eternity ago of when you and me lived.
Together so it's just not appropriate for me to, Say,
BRO i can't believe we moved here thirteen years, ago freaking.
Crazy but when you think about all the different life
things we've gone, through and it actually does make sense
that it's. Thirteen SO i bet If Matt overton sat and,
THOUGHT i can't believe she's. Six if he thought of

(48:10):
all the things they've, done all the houses they've lived,
in all he was probably in THE nfl when she was.
Born if he thinks of all that stuff and how
distant that was when he was doing what The, colts The,
jaguars The, titans then he'd be, like all, right holy,
CRAP i squeezed a lot of life into six.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
Years you know, What it actually does make sense that
my daughter's.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
SIX i just want one person to say that instead
of just looking at it Like, macro holy, crap, lunches
kid is. SIX i, mean, honestly when you announced it
on the, radio that seems like twenty years. Ago WHEN
i went to the, hospital was that for the first
or second second six years? Ago and that's?

Speaker 3 (48:46):
IT i mean like, six your kid's only SIX, dde
it seems like he's been here.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Forever, like let's think about kids differently and not just
the big picture of how like that big age, guys
think of all the life you've, scored he's the into
that and just be, Like, okay.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Holy, crap they've annoyed the.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Crap but Like, boomer Like boomer's about to come to
my house in like a, week And i'm not gonna be,
like oh my, GOSH i can't Believe boomer is a
senior in high. School, honestly it makes, Sense, like holy,
crap when he was, BORN i was in. College that
seems like a century. Ago oh you know what makes,
sense he's in high. School so, guys let's have a

(49:24):
different viewpoint. That that's just my two. Cents, okay you
can't use a SENTENCE i can't, believe because if you
actually break it, down it's pretty. Believable and and and
if you lived every day to its, Fullest holy, CRAP
i was this kid not? Eight oh my, gosh what
you're only? Six how are you not?

Speaker 3 (49:45):
Sixteen let's have break it, down make the unbelievable believable
by using advanced thought.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Process are you gonna hang up the? Listen, Yeah i'll
hang up and. Listen, guys that's the tangent nobody needed
that you got em Freaking Matt. Overton i'm gonna Hit
matt with that bro like, six like your daughter's. Six, like,
dude you realize. It you've played for like FIVE nfl
teams since she was. BORN i THINK i swung by
your house and got a jersey from your wife that

(50:16):
you autographed for me when you didn't have a. Kid
your parents were. There, bro that seems like fifteen years.
Ago i've lived in four houses and, said, like it
makes sense to your daughter. SIX i, mean, dude that
seems like twenty years. AGO i was In mattoverton's, house
and because the month before that he's out drinking with
us On.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Broadway, Like, bro that seems like fifty years. Ago it
was only. Six, Oh, matt, oh it makes sense to
your kid's only.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Six it's actually.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
BELIEVABLE i haven't Seen matt in a. Wow, man it's
been forever. Longer does it seem longer than six?

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Years, yeah, Exactly so it is believable that your daughter's.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Six he moved out to the. Suburbs, MAN i haven't seen,
him haven't made it out that. WAY i hit him.
UP i was, like, hey we should get, together and
of course he said, yeah and then we haven't done. It,
Man it's, like what are we? Doing, yeah it's.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
Crazy like WHEN i met, HIM i think his wife
was now because they weren't matternized they were. Dating maybe
they weren't even, married SO i could actually break that
down to him, that, hey this is how believable that
your daughter's. SIX i, mean WHEN i first met, you
you weren't you weren't you just got.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
ENGAGED i think to that.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Girl you met him before he got.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Engaged, okay BUT i remember he did Some indianapolis in
the country.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
ENGAGEMENT i do remember. That doesn't that seem like fifteen years?

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Ago the engagement seems a while.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Ago so doesn't it make sense that his daughters?

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Six does it, not in your head make sense that
the six years six trips around the sun have.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
HAPPENED i understand because minus my middle one is, six
SO i can IF i look at it as all
the things we have squeezed in those six. Years, yes
but it's hard to believe that it's six years at
the same, time BECAUSE i still remember holding him when he's,
born and you, think, oh they're not getting, bigger and

(52:08):
then some pictures pop up and you're, like oh my,
god look how small he.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
Was look at how small.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
He, was and now he's big and he has, muscles
and it's, like what are we?

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Doing do not? REMEMBER i remember in my hand holding
in my hand the rent check WHEN i used to
live at your apartment AND i handed it to you
LIKE i remember that like it was. Yesterday but guess,
What i'm mature enough to understand that that was thirteen years.
Ago and it really does make sense that it was
thirteen years. AGO i don't, say oh my, gosh now

(52:38):
you own a. HOUSE i live in the country in a. House.
Man it seems like YESTERDAY i was cutting you a.
Check i've refused to believe that that was thirteen years.
Ago it was thirteen years.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Ago, yeah AND i you know, WHAT i remember like
it was, Yesterday, ray that check was ready to bounce
right as soon as you cut it.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Hot WHEN i was moving out of that, apartment, townhouse,
whatever AND i did one last load of, dishes, man
AND i forgot them in the.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Dishwasher probably a couple of shot, Glasses, yeah definitely.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Were AND i, Remember i'm, LIKE i got to the new,
Place i'm, like, DAMN i left those in the freaking.
Dishwasher so, stupid so.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
STUPID i, mean because if you drive over to that
place we used to live, in.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
There's now tall and skinny. Houses the entire place is.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Developed, like so it makes sense that in the thirteen,
years all that development's happened like so it makes it pretty, believable, Right, yeah, okay,
yeah you're so. Smart, okay you're A jesus